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You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently racing through the top layer of thick overcast towards a very french-sounding girl with Amelia Earheart flying on your wing.

It's been that kind of day.

You key your mike. “Ay froggie, what's your situation?”

“HELP ME! HELP!” she fairly screams back.

“WE HAVE TO MOVE!” Amelia screams at you.

You seize the throttle control and prepare to ram it forward for emergency power when an awful thought hits you – in this muck, there's no way you'll be able to pick out targets if you come in too fast. You've either got to take your sweet time getting there, climb over the deck and dive in to give yourself a little time to spot targets, or have Georgette bait her attackers out somehow.

All three choices suck, but barreling through without enough time to mix it up or even pick a target is even worse.

>Come in a bit slower
>Up and over
>Baitwitch.png
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>Up and over
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>>37049138
>Up and over
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>>37049138
>Up and over
Can I get a "YOU WA BOUNCE" in here?
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>>37049138
>>Up and over
Bounce
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>>37049138
>>Up and over
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>>37049138
>>Baitwitch.png

French is French.
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>>37049138
>Up and over
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>>37049138
>Up and over
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>>37049218
SHE MAY BE FRENCH BUT HER CANNON PACKS MORE PUNCH THAN YOUR PISTOL!

>Franz-Panzer intensifies
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>>37049138
>>Up and over
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>>37049138
>Up and over

Hey Fap Angel! You happy about Ghost's last thread?
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>up and over
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>>37049138
>>Up and over
LIKE ALEXANDER INTO PARIS
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>>37049286

I didn't read it yet. The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet
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>>37049327
>Voting in your own quest
Well I guess there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball
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>>37049366
>voting

No, that's me reacting to the voting trend.

I like where things are going
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>>37049138
>>Come in a bit slower

No need to hurry (I think)
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>>37049366
>implying he's voting
>implying he's not reacting to the near-unanimous vote

Is this your first go-around on Planefag's Wild Ride?
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>>37049352
He went and filled a Cajun cupcake with his cream
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>>37049366
also that movie was shit don't remind us of it thanks
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>>37049352
>The only thing that could surprise me is if Frank actually got his dick wet
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>>37049352
I thought you were amused that Frank knocked up someone else other than Ice first, kinda like Young did.
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>>37049376
can't scare me fucker!
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>>37049376
I FORESEE SHENANIGANS
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>Up and over
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>>37049408

but cornbread doesn't have cream filling

wtf are you on about
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>>37049524
nah, the cornbread was filled with frankfurters.
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>>37049417
>implying Young got her pregnant

But-

>implying Frank had sex

shur budday
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>>37049524
I know what he's talking about.
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>>37049553
This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble.
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>>37049575
>This is true. You never know, it could be they just had a very intense game of scrabble.

.... link
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>>37049575

Or armwrestling.

Or Twister. Lewd Twister.
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PLAAAANEFAAAAAAG!

I love you, but I need to go to bed early tonight so I don't die of this damn flu. Why you do this to me?
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>Up and over
WE BOUNCE

Also, finished reading the archives a couple weeks ago. Does anyone have the alt history timeline? I lost it and don't want to search through the archives again.
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>>37049651

I can cancel the thread if you want!
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>>37049708

Do it.


I want to watch the world burn.
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>>37049755

THREAD CANCELLED for five minutes while I fetch coffee my back hurts and I need some painkillers brb fuadkadfladfksa;dslfkadfsadsfadsfasdfa
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>>37049708
NOOOO this is my first SWQ please don't cancel or I cry ;_;
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>>37049787
OH SNAP! He's getting caffinated, brace yourselves! This will be a long thread or two.
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>>37049595
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36959566/
I don't have the "and then they fucked" screencap handy.
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>up and over

“Climb, Frenchie, climb!” you call out, pulling the yoke back as you gun the double-wasps for all they're worth. You break through the cloud deck a few seconds later, pulling for altitude as you barrel towards the intercept. Two miles isn't far at 400+ MPH, and you've got scant seconds to pull altitude -

- “GHOSTRIDER BREAK BREAK BREAK” -

- you wrench the yoke and slam the rudders violently, twirling the Widow inverted as your crew grunts against the g-forces slamming their guts into their seats. The silibant hissing roar of a Martian powerplant thunders past close to your left. You roll upright quickly, scanning above for the bandit, only to see a 'sled hanging high above you, its nose just starting to drop out of the sky – down towards you, for another go.

>Climb!
>Dive into the deck!
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
>Evasive!
>Other?
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>>37050046
>>Other?
POINT NOSE UP. SHOOT THE FUCKERRRR
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>>37050046
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
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>up and over
inb4 panzer
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>>37050070

Boelcke has a stupid fucking name that I can never spell without looking up
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>>37050046
>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
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>>37050046
>>Climb!
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>>37050046
>Dive into the deck!
DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR WEP PILOT
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>other
Evade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors.
Let Ian get a few shots on him, and if he's stupid he'll overshoot.and we can open up with our 20mm cannons.
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>>37050046
>>37050070
this
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>>37050046
>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)

We have a turret, use it.
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>>37050046
>evasive
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>>37050046
>Evade his first pass and try to pull him into scissors.
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>>37050046
>Other?
Aerial Jousting
Fire away, coward!
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>>37050046
>Evasive!
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>>37050046
>>37050070
>>37050096

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicta_Boelcke#6._If_your_opponent_dives_on_you.2C_do_not_try_to_get_around_his_attack.2C_but_fly_to_meet_it

>6. If your opponent dives on you, do not try to get around his attack, but fly to meet it

Do it
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>>37050046
>>Extend in the horizontal (speed up and fly straight)
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>>37050046
This >>37050070

>>37049595
Don't have one, had an English teacher that whenever something to do with sex came up in a book we were reading she'd refer to it as 'scrabble'.
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>>37050183
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>>37050046
>Climb!
That martin thinks he's hot shit, we'll show him who the real martin is!
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>>37050206
>And then he stuck his scrabble inside her scrabble repeatedly, until scrabble came out.
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>>37050046
>Climb!

Shoot him inna face
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>>37050046
>Climb
Shoot dat Mutha Fucka.
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>>37050248
The true face of MC Young
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>Getting in a climbing fight
>With a fuck-aerodynamics bricks-fly-if-you-have-enough-thrust martian
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>>37050145
>his first live thread
>he knows what the scissors are

And that's when I stopped counting votes. UPDATE SOON
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>>37050096
You pronounce it just like Böll, but with a -ke at the end.
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>>37050327
We should all strive to be that handsome.
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>>37050342
...
Belka?
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>>37050440
Bowlke
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>>37050440

No, ballkek
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>>37050440
fuck belka!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUUhdcQoBM
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>>37050440
>>37050459

Nono. Böll. That is IPA œ.
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You obey Boelcke's sixth dicta, pulling up hard to put your nose on the Martian as he finishes his hammerhead turn. Unfortunately, your max-performance climb left you low on smash; you can't quite bring your nose to bear as the Martian draws a bead on you.

At this point, most twin-engined aircraft would vanish in a cloud of flame, fuel, blood and bitter, bitter shame, admitting despair, defeat and inferiority to single-engined fighters. You, however, just watch as Ian slews the turret around, draws a bead, and cuts loose with the quad-fifties. The 'sled rolls away from the stabbing tracers, diving past you without firing.

You roll inverted to keep eyes on him and see him bottoming out, skimming the cloud deck before pulling back to come after you again. Tucking the nose down, you dive to meet him, your ships crossing just shy of drawing a bead on each other. You roll upright, blowing through a few wisps of grey clouds, the 'sled sillouetted against the noonday sun above as he rolls inverted for a third go.

This guy, you think, knows what he's doing.
>FUEL: GOOD
>AMMO: GOOD
>SMASH: MIDDLING
>ROCKETS: TWO REMAIN

>Go for the quick kill?
>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050334
Hurry the fuck up Aircrafthomosexual
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>>37050526
>>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
Save the missiles for the inevitable dread
>>37050517
Isn't Böll pronounced like bowl? That's how I always heard it pronounced.
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>>37050553

LOL DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID NOW
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>>37050526
>Don't we have a witch escort, have her kill them while we distract them.
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>>37050526
Not enough smash for the long haul, we'd lose. Not sure how we'd go about the quick kill at this point, but we need to get it done.
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>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?
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>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?
>get Amelia to waste him
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>>37050619
Yes
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>>37050526
>>Go for the quick kill?
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>>37050526
>Go for the quick kill?

BLOW IT ALL TO HELL
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>>37050604
Well that's fucking wrong.
Trust me, I'm as German as they come. And they come all night.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96

Then again I never met any anglophones who could manage umlauts and articles in any meaningful way so you probably are as close to correct as most.
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>>37050526
>>Go for the quick kill?
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>Ninjapacman
How does that even...
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>>37050788
if you're asking bout my name, it works like pic related.
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul?
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>>37050828
>mfw
Well either way, welcome to your first live thread man.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Huehuehue
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>>37050741
>that image
I wonder how that futa smutquest is going?
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>>37050870
Honestly I don't want to know anymore man. Things have gotten crazier lately...
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>>37050870
Still dead, seems like
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>>37050907
Thats a shame, I hope it continues
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Young's theme, just replace "Fighting R-1" with "Fighting Widow"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5Z7-W8C24
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>>37050526
>Sock in for the long haul
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>>37050903
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>>37051064
Nope, this is young's theme.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA
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You're tempted to point your nose at the sun and climb as steep as you dare before nosing over at the top, a reckless maneuver to burn off your smash and gain enough angles for a steep diving attack – if you miss, you can just vanish into the overcast. But Amelia is closing in to help Georgette right now; if you bugger off that 'sled will be all over them.

You decide to commit to the vertical scissors, pulling up hard and pushing your throttle through the thin wire at the end of the channel. You hit the switch for water injection and the airframe quavers noticably as War Emergency Power engages, the needles bouncing as extra power is fed to the beast. The Widow climbs like a cat, the massive double-wasps seeming to claw upwards long after she should have stalled. The 'sled rips past, narrowly slipping past Ian's snap-shot; the turret is really constraining how closely he can cut his maneuvers while in your top-front quarter. You keep her nose up as long as possible, keep angling for the wide open blue till you feel the ship beginning to shudder – then you roll her over gently, easy as you please, and angle downward without quite falling from the sky. Below you see the goddamned Martian just finishing his own reversal, climbing towards you again. You've both lost all your smash; the 'sled seems almost perfectly matched in climb performance to your Widow.

But no matter. He might be a few degrees outside of your own gun pipper, but at knife-fight speeds, Ian can nail him easily. You can feel the turret moving through the stick forces, the slight wiggle'n'twitch as hundreds of pounds of guns, ammo and motors slew to bear and draw a bead. This time, the Martian eats lead.

That's about when you see him fire.

>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
>FUCKBUGGERSHITFUCK
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>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
GRIT THOSE TEETH AND TAKE YOUR SHOTS LIKE A MAN!!!

>>37051091
Pic related.

>>37051093
Now I'm just imagining what would happen if Young was in here instead of Jimmy Stewart...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnxyCgdhSBw
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
Stay on target!
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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test
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT

GNOME POWERS ACTIVATE
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>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
fuck i hate my ISP.
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>>37051120
>PREPARE TO EAT LEAD/START BELIEVING IN GOD
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>>37051207
But, even if there is no God or Buddha,
There is Kamen Rider
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
LETS FUCKING GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd46nIoKJq8
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>>37051120
>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
Get shot by smaller calibers of Martian weaponry to build up an immunity to larger Martian weapons.
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>>37050747
Umlauts seem to be one of those things that you just have to have had exposure to at an early age to really pick up properly. Kind of like how Chinese and Japanese struggle with the distinction between "R" and "L".

At least going by my experience in German classes, anyway. I didn't actually learn German until I was in college, but since my mom's an Austrian immigrant I had plenty of exposure to the language and at least picked up a handful of basic words going back to when I was just a baby. So when all my classmates in German courses were struggling over pronunciation, it pretty much came naturally to me (even though I was no better off than anyone else for learning the actual grammar and vocab). There were only a couple other students who didn't struggle with pronunciation, and they were invariably also ones who'd been exposed at an early age.
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>>37051271
oh god the feels!
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>>37051120
>>STEADY FOR THE SHOT
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ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>37051207

there's no god here today

just me
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>>37051271
>THIS IS...
>OUR GUNPLA WAR!!

>Build Strike/Build Burning Double Tenkyou-God Finger Intensifies
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>>37051326
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>>37051326
What are you talking about? We got our z'god right here>>37051328
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MORE AMERICAN THAN KEINE
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>>37051326
You are not god... But you are FAP ANGEL!
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>>37051326
Crap.
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>>37051326
Well, live fast, die Young, as they say.
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>>37051376
>THIS HAND OF MINE IS GLOWING THREE TIMES REDDER!
>ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO STOP AXIS!
>TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
>SEKIHA CHAR-KYOUKENNN!!!
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>>37051328
I would love to see what gunpla would Young and co use in a three on three fight
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>>37051440
Core fighters, core fighters everywhere....
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>>37051440
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>>37051440
Strike Witches Gundam Quest when?
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>>37051440
This, duh.
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>>37051326
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>>37051396
BURNING. AMERICAN. JUSTICE!!!!
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Did anyone tell Ghost of the paradox yet?
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You hold steady, knowing that he's trying to spook you into a needless, instinctive jink that'll spoil Ian's shot and buy his squishy squid-ass a few more minutes of survival. You hold the yoke steady with nerves of steel as the jagged, plainly-visible darts of Martian heavy rockets leap from his gun barrels on long, thin white contrails – that twist and roll right towards -

the ship lurches violently -

darkness.
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>>37051532
oh well!
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>>37051326
Welp, We're fucked.
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>>37051532
two hours.
Time to reset the console then.
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>>37051532
Well done retards...

When presented with "Don't get shot" vs "Get shot" don't pick the retarded option
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>>37051562
pic related
>>37051564
cry more!
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>>37051532
DESPAIR!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRXVlxMOnrk
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>>37051532
I'm thinking MAYBE we should have GOTTEN OUT OF THE DAMN WAY
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Well shit. I don't care about us, but what's gonna happen to our poor girl?
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>>37051578
Go away troll
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>Oh fuck, I missed the start of SWQ!
>Let me just get caught up
>Oh god fapangel's in one of those-
>Y'all voted to not evade a shot you knew was coming
WHY DIDN'T YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
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>>37051596
I happen to care about us, and Minna happens to care about us, so how about you stop being the retarded newfag namefag and don't vote retarded.
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You blink awake a moment later. The engines are screaming all wrong, the instruments are spinning like mad bastards, and all you can see outside is an endless gray expanse of dark, brooding cloud. You look up dizzily to see Ian's face pressed against the canopy. He's mouthing something at you.

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
>GET OFF MY PLANE
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>>37051597
>troll
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>>37051602
Clearly they want the quest to end.
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>>37051564
i know right now we won't get the s-rank at the end of this quest

now we have to feel superior to other anons about how we have our waifus interest at heart together, unlike those plebs
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>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
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>>37051619

Don't blame it on the new guy.

THIS IS THE FUTURE ANON CHOSE.
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>>37051622
>>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
...enjoying the 'discussion' PF?
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>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
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>>37051622
>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
I HAVE YET BEGAN TO FIGHT

Also, as promised Angelfap, I got you the "IAN POST-PERRINE MARRIAGE" pic I promised
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>>37051622
oh god we're in a spin

ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO

STOP THE SPIN AND THEN SPIT

SEE WHERE THE SPIT GOES AND LEVEL THE PLANE BASED ON THAT

WE CAN GO FROM THERE
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>>37051622
>>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
Get control of the plane back
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>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE
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>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
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>>37051622

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
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>>37051622
>GET BACK IN THE PLANE YOU LIMEY FUCK!
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>>37051532
whelp, so much for that new paintjob

>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
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>>37051622
>Other
We're a fighter pilot for fucks sake, pilot our fighter

>>37051654
I'll blame the new retarded namefag all I like thank you very much.
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>>37051622
>This is hell, isn't it? I fucked up. We're dead.
SWQ will henceforth be called Purgatory Quest, detailing one Widow crew's spiritual rebirth and repentance of sin.
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I blame those rockets!
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>>37051695
>and repentance of sin.
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>>37051622
>YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A WIDOW BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
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>>37051663
Don't we have an artificial horizon?
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>>37051622
>>37051663
>>37051693
these, regain control
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>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE

I CAN'T PILOT IF YOU'RE IN THE WAY GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
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>>37051695
>Impying Shiki Eiki would even ALLOW Young and Co. to go down that road
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>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
I don't know what I expected, but I think I got it
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>>37051689
>whelp, so much for that new paintjob
look at the bright side, if we survived this we can always ask Lynette paint our plane again. And this time we can sit and 'supervise' the painting job.
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>>37051622
>>37051663
THIS

SPIT IN IAN'S FACE, SEE WHETHER WE HIT OR NOT AND GET OUT OF THE SPIN
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<Demetrious> I get to end fucking SWQ and do something I actually want to do
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>>37051622
>GET OFF MY PLANE
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>>37051622
>>37051663
>>37051747
THIS THIS THIS
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>>37051622
>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
Well, if the sudden stop doesn't kill us the witches will.
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>>37051748
then I can leave this hell!
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>>37051748
Deme stop trolling, you said no such thing in the IRC
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>>37051622
>>37051663
seconding this crazy idea
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>>37051794
look at how much you care

look at it
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>>37051622
Wait. Why does it seem like Ian is OUTSIDE the plane? Thats bad.

Or am I just reading this wrong?
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>>37051787
>saving a sample.
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>>37051663
Alright, this makes marginally more sense than any other option right now, let's do it.
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We dun goof'd

>Well, fuck you too, Ian.
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>>37051833
We don't even know what's going on, let's not immediately assume we're in a spin. How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?
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>>37051663
Changing vote to this, but hopefully we can avoid spitting on mai waifu.
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>>37051883
>How would Ian be pressed against the canopy if we were?
By centrifugal force anon.

Ian sits behind us, if we're spinning he's going to get thrown into our section of the cockpit
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>>37051897
>spitting on our waifu
I've got some bad news for you buddy.
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>>37051958
YOU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE!
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>>37051958
I shall keep loving, even if society denies my feelings.
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You stare at Ian for a split-second that seems to stretch out for eternity. Is this hell? Purgatory? A last dying dream? Haunted by Ian? Mr. Knows-It-All-Ian-Fucks-Frenchies-Has-Mommy-Issues-Doesn't-Have-An-Opinion-On-Fine-Literature Ian?

You blink.

He's gone.

He's gone and you're suddenly in a very, very real plane, smashed against the right side of your cramped cockpit by G-forces, the bright deadly light of an engine fire in the corner of your left eye as the altimeter unspools with terrifying speed. You react instinctively, your hand flying, seeming to struggle through molasses as you yank the throttles back, close cowling and intercooler flaps and kill the port-side fuel pumps. You seize the yoke in both hands and center the ailerons, slam the rudder pedals to the left, and slowly draw the yoke back. The huge double-tail rudders of the Widow make themselves known, and you feel the g-forces even out as your ship stops spinning.
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>>37052068
>no trip
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>>37052039
Well then I suppose that makes you the plane faggot here, doesn't it?
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>>37052068
>Not sure if forgot to trip
>or just trolling
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>>37052068
FAP ANGEL! Stop screwing with us!
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>>37052068

One problem down. You eyeball the turn-and-slip indicator as well as your artificial – right, the gyro's precessed already. You'll have to do things the old-fashioned way. You reach for the little weighted plum-bob that you keep taped to one canopy support, and tear the adhesive away. It drops free on a little dangly bit of thread – an 'instrument' from WWI, that's still effective – as long as you're not pulling heavy g's. Using it to verify the other instruments, you manage to pull up until the altimeter isn't unspooling nearly as bad.

Now there's the slight issue of the engine fire. Looking left, you find yourself staring out a jagged, ugly-looking hole in the plexiglass at an absolutely-shredded engine missing a chunk of propeller, still burning like a sonofabitch. You hit the extinguishers, all of them, but the engine just keeps burning, the flame having settled deep into the structure, feeding off engine oil now. Turning back to your panel, you open the cowling and intercooler flaps all the way and push the nose down again, IAS rising fast for four-fifty again.

You're at ten thousand feet and falling fast.
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>>37052085
Well who else do you think >>37051748 was? Of course he forgot to put it back on
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>>37052085
Planefag used to remove his trip to confuse anons
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>>37051735
Why not paint Lynette?
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>>37052068
>>37052102
Stop trolling your own fucking threads and put your trip back on you moron.
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>>37052102

Sorry, had to restart firefox.

Again.

You have all probably noticed I'l post without my trip at least once, maybe twice a thread.

That's because, both times, Firefox crashed.

No, I don't know why it clears my fucking history every time. I DO know it still fills in NOKO (instead of lowercase noko) on touhou-project EVERY FUCKING TIME and won't forget it, though.

I fucking hate this browser

so much
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>>37052102
HIT THE SILK!
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>>37052102
WELP TIME TO UNLOCK UNIQUE PLANE PERKS AMIRITE MERC HUE HUE HUE
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>>37052140
Stop trolling and it will stop trolling you.
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>>37052140
Get Google Browser?
Or do you use the latest version of Firefox?
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>>37052068
>>37052102
again I blame those rockets!
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>>37052140
You probably need to check your comp's systems or do a full restart of Firefox and clear out any probable it might have.
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>>37052140
Maybe you should instead try using Internet Explorer
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>>37052140
get chrome
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>>37052140

Get chrome.

Also: I told you the Widow was a second rate aircraft. Too big, too underpowered. Shoulda been something cool. Like a zero.
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>>37052140
Just switch to Opera.
I mean Chrome.
Perhaps Netscape Navigator?
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>>37052191

Seriously considering switching to it fulltime. Or at least for threads.
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>>37052182
wow you know absolutely nothing about computers, just like everything else
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>>37052140
Check your plugins and extensions! For srz.

>>37052090
So Matrix
Much Morpheus
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>>37052199
Do it I dropped Firefox for it and I have not looked back
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>>37052140
complete uninstall of firefox, hell wipe the drive if you need too, and fresh install palemoon.

>>37052199
i recommend SRWare Iron, less googleshit
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>>37052140
Sounds like some sort of cleaner thing going berserk. I don't have that much problem with firefox. And I never experience any of these crashes.

Though that being said, having Chrome isn't a bad idea.
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>>37052140
I know that feel bro, Firefox freezes on me a lot.
>>37052195
>dissing the Widow
I bet you fly Lumberyaks in WT too.
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>>37052195
Well now we can fly that three seater moonbat while the widow is getting repaired
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>>37052195

KEEP SMIRKIN, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN YET
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>>37052187
Ah, the Beloved Tomboyish Browser.

>>37052195
AW
SHIT
NIGGA
IT'S ON
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>>37052102
Do not pull up until the fire is out, but do a comms check. We may have lost Ian and need to find out if sean is still in the plane too. Also check how witches are doing,
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>>37052195
Could have been flying a KI-45 for christ sake.
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>>37052195
Oh hello ghost, I started reading strikers 89 right after I finished getting caught up with planefag's stuff. I'm on thread 36 and currently reading it as I wait for replies here.
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>>37052201
Like anons know either. Add ons can fuck up firefox worse than anything.
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>>37052248
>KI-45
>Not Ki-84
>Is this Pirotto serious.gif
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>>37052275
and restarting your pc isn't going to make the addons go away, nor is it going to clear your cache and temp storage...
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>>37052222

I don't play WT. I got insanely pissed off that Soviet EVERYTHING seems to be made of unobtanium and fire heat-seeking railgun projectiles and everything else is made of meh and shoots meh. For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE.

>>37052224
They're not made yet. the three seat was a postwar development, and had a very short service life in the USAF.

>>37052226

AND I PROBABLY WON'T
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>>37052269
>Thread 36 of SW89
Aha! You're in for a shitstorm pal!
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>>37052269
Nice blog you've got there.
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>>37052281
the 84 ain't a multi seat bird. If it was just young fapping about in the cockpit I would be all for putting him in a Ki-84 Hei and watching 20mm x2 and 30mm x2 rip aliens out of the sky.

>>37052306
WT is made by russian what do you expect.
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>>37052342
Honestly, I expect worse out of WT knowing that it is made by Russians.
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>>37052306
>For real, period soviet aircraft designs weren't that great, and WT makes them out to be BEST FIGHTER ALL FIGHTERS ALL YEARS HUE HUE HUE.
RUSSIAN BIAS. ALWAYS WITH RUSSIAN BIAS.
though IS-3 in WoT surprisingly quite vulnerable
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>>37052306
>cant kill soviet planes

hahahaha
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>>37052342
We should put Young and crew in a Gotha and be done with it.
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>>37052356
and yet I may as well be shooting spit wads at the IS-2 with my King Tiger
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War thunder just released american tanks, and sherman jumbos are going up against early models of panzer IIIs. It's ridiculously broken.
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>>37052306
>Complaining about Russian bias in a Russian game
Of course, any slavplane gets rekt when it has to deal with a FW 190's 4 20mm raepcannons
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The radar altimeter is starting to fuzz, losing accuracy as you descend, ground echoes playing merry hell with it. Something liquid is trickling past your silk scarf and down your shoulder as you blink away stinging sweat to keep one eye on the whipping, awful flames on your engine. The airframe is shuddering violently as the airspeed passes five-fifty, closing in on the Widow's do-not-exceed speed fast, a banshee shriek cutting through your aching skull and squealing through the jagged hole in the canopy.

At last, at long last, the flames on Number One are blown out, and you yank the yoke back as violently as you dare, the airframe creaking with the g-load. Your vision fades as the blood is forced from your head, and you suck in a pained lungful of air, constricting your neck muscles, using every trick you know to keep the red stuff where you need it.

The altimeter is spiraling through two-thousand feet, your climb-sink gauge still pegged at the wrong end.
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>>37052394
Seriously, stop treating this like your personal blog and stop being a faggot namefag
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>>37052394
They at least quickly bumped up that Sherman 105mm cause it was killing everything at its rating.
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>>37052356
>>37052357
I just want my widdow

>>37052394
cry little german cry!

>>37052397
all I need is my P38/xp38!
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>>37052387
>>37052387
>WoT
>TIger II
>Unable to penetrate IS or IS-2
LTA.
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>>37052394
Don't forget about the Lee.
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>>37052409
NEVER SHALL I QUIT.
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>>37052409

as an aside

shut the fuck up, asswagon

my thread, my rules

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

ERRYBODY SAY IT WITH ME

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON

OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO *REALLY* BITCH ABOUT
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>>37052418
I love my Lee/Grant

>>37052428
never stop making people mad!
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>>37052432
>my rules
Pft, like you have any rules
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>>37052409
SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSWAGON
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>>37052403
Well, we're as fucked as a French prostitute on a Saturday night.
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>>37052432
>my thread, my rules
Someone need to print it on A3 paper size at minimum and frame it.
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>>37052387
>can't pen the fucking IS-2 with the 88
>or god forbid one of the 105s

Are you autoaiming into the turret mantlet or something?
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>>37052356
Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waves!

>>37052432
STFU ASSWAGON
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>>37052432
planefag I love you.
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>>37052432
OH GOD, FAP ANGEL HAS SNAPPED FOR REAL
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YOU ARE ALL BITCHES!
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>>37052409
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWAGON
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>>37052432
>anon has startled The Planefag
>>37052442
Of course you love your OP T1 tank that can't be penned by other T1s and many T2s
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>>37052403
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>>37052466
No. But I have never come across one that did not already see me coming and was pointed directly at me.
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>>37052492
tip for you then AIM FOR THE SIDES OF THE LEE!
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>>37052469
>Always with them negative waves, man. Always with the negative waves
on Russian Bias (tm) or IS-3?
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>>37052301
A full rebooting of Firefox is a option it has to basically save important data (like bookmarks) into a separate file and then uninstall firefox and re-install the latest version back on.
>>37052432
I love this.
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>>37052484
SOME ONE CALLED FOR THE SLAM??!!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6mOqV5K6Y
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>>37052506
Aim at the LFP. You have a German gun; you have the accuracy to hit it.
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>>37052418
I stopped considering the lee a threat when I loaded heat rounds in my stug III A.
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>>37052524
this man gets it!
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>>37052515
>not a more appropriate mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyltoT7Diyk
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>>37052510
Both man, both.

You gotta be more open-minded about your humor.
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The slipstream's banshee wail finally drops in pitch and intensity as the little plum-bob begins to swing vertical again – just as you break through the low cloud deck to find washed-out fields filling your windscreen. You slap the flap switches as you pull the yoke back against your belly, screaming something at the ground, something wild and mad and CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB YOU GODLESS WHORE *CLIMB* -
- the Widow levels out with a few hundred feet to spare, and you finally release the breath you took earlier, your head spinning a little bit. You check your gauges again and find number-two is overheating a little; you disengage WEP and throw her cowlings open, she's doing the work of two. The shattered left-hand prop has properly feathered – thank god for Curtiss electrical airscrews; the Hamilton Standard on your A would've left you high and dry.

“That was – what the fuck happened?” you ask through a very, very dry mouth.

Nobody answers.

>Radio!
>Surroundings!
>Crew!

>pick just one asswarts
>no seriously
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>>37052540
Well I'm a touhou myself you know.


But the DEMON LORD OF THE BASKETBALL COURT is fine too
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>>37052583
>>Radio!

"AMELIA, FORGET THE BITCH, WE NEED YOU NOW!"
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
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>>37052583
>>Surroundings!

Who gives a flying fuck about the assholes in the back.

kek
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>>37052583
>Surroundings!
Let's make sure that we're not about to fly into anything or anyone.
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>>37052583
>>Surroundings!
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>>37052601
>>37052605
>>37052606
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>>37052583
CREW.

Comms check on Ian and Sean. We are out of the battle for now and can check in with them later.
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>>37052583
>>Surroundings!
>>Crew!
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
we may not like them too much, but we *do* kinda need them. Somewhat.

A little.
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>>37052583
>Crew!
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>>37052583
>Surroundings!
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>>37052583
>Crew!
inb4 they bailed out like not-crazy people
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>Crew!
FILTHY ASSISTANTS, TO ME!!!

NO SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMEONTHISISNTFUNNYAHHHH
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
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>>37052583
>Crew!
BROS BEFORE THE HOS
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
Make sure the others are okay and with us, then they can focus on the surrounding and radio while we fly, but crew first
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>>37052583
>Crew!
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>>37052583
>Crew!
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>>37052616
THAT FACE ISN'T ENOUGH ANGELFAP
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>>37052583
>>Surroundings!

Situational awareness first. Time paradox from Sean and Ian dying.
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>>37052357

No, see, it's not that they're unkillable, because that'd be patently wrong. It's that they're disproportionately good for what they are/were.

>>37052356

WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it, IMO, but to be fair, the farthest I've made it in wot is tier 6. and I have two of those- a stock KV-85 and a Churchill VII. Coincidentally, I don't play much anymore, hahaha. That said, the KV-1 is amazingly good for the tier.

>>37052583

Surroundings first. Yeah, crew's important, but it's more important to make sure we're not about to get screwed sans lube because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.

...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
with our plane in the shape it is we need the others to check on the other options, but for that we have to make sure they are actually still here and okay
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>>37052646
MY GOOD MAN! Watch your tongue.
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>>37052583
>Crew!
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>>37052671
>...Not that seeing anything that might be coming for us would do us much good because we're huge, slow, damaged, underpowered, and low.
And its night, and we have no night vision from the engine fire

we ain't seeing shit so why bother with surroundings?
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>>37052583
>Crew!
IS IAN ALIVE
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>>37052661
GET OUT OF THERE ANGELO!
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
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>>37052671
>WoT isn't quite as ridiculously bad about it,
Yeah, this joke is not as prevalent now, replaced by either 'Fucking Sky C--!', 'Fucking Bush-Camper' or 'Damn Auto-loaders' now.
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>>37052698
THAT'S THE IDEA, YES?!
>MyPerformanceIsFuckinSplendid.png
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>>37052671
The KV-1 was an amazingly good tank...tactically. Its main problem that it was slow and heavy, which made withdrawing to stay in contact in the face of the Blitzkrieg nearly impossible.

That and they were easy targets for the Luftwaffe.
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>>37052583
>Crew!
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>>37052583
>>Crew!
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>>37052746
Don't forget mechanical problem IRL and Russian didn't update its armament quick enough to answer Tigers and Panthers until IS come.
But in-game, it have some distinction as 'newbie tank'.
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>>37052671
>Not using KV-2
>No wonder you're not having fun.
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>>37052797
>KV-2
>not slow
>not a high profile
>not a weak turret that's easy to pen
>not a slow to reload gun and slow to turn turret

Flank, angle, penetrate.
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>>37052671
Eh, it's amazingly good one you have something other than the stock 76mm gun.

Good luck killing anything with it otherwise; even if you can take a hit.
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>KV-2 is definition of fun
>Not using SV-001
>IsThisTrooperSrs.gif
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>>37052836
>Implying I'll need to reload.
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>>37052836
Dunno how is it on WT...
But in WoT, with claustrophobic map you'd better hope he is alone or you were in world of hurt.
And in WoT, any KV-2 player worth it salt will avoid moving alone.
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You glance around hastily, just long enough to ensure you're over open country and not London, (full of tall buildings you might easily run into,) before clicking your mic again. “Ian. Sean. Hello?” You twist in your seat to look at the raised gunner's cockpit behind you -

- and find it conspicuously empty; the unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream.

“You fhuking cowards,” you say, and then, for no particular reason, you giggle.

The giggling stops when you see the Martian steam-sled break through the overcast several hundred yards behind you, trailing a faint wisp of smoke.

>welp
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
EAT MY BURGERS BITCH
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
GET BACK HERE AND LET'S FINISH THIS YOU FUCK.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.

STALL FIGHT ON THE DECK, OUR STALL SPEED IS LOWER THAN YOURS HAHAHAHA
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
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>>37052797

Don't have it unlocked. I probably could, I think between free and what's on the KV-1 I've got enough, but I don't want to burn Free XP like that.

>>37052691

True, though either way we probably ought to be making tracks for the closest place we can put this thing down at.
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>>37052889
Switch guns to sean, pull around so the bugger isn't on our ass.
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
> unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream.
ahahaha oh my god. I suspected something was off when Ian was pressing his face to the outside of our canopy.

>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU
Well, good going, fuckers. Should've fucking dodged.
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>>37052934
Didn't you read? Sean and Ian bailed out.
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>>37052949
Lets hope it doesnt turn into this
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>>37052883
>implying you can't bait a player into shooting and missing
Or let a buddy take the shot for you.

>>37052886
I don't know about WT either, but if you can play hares and hounds with the KV-2's escorts long enough for your buddies to come up and help you out, then he's all on his own with two or three mediums or heavies gunning for him.

>>37052889
>welp

Idiots are going to vote for the VENGEANCE option. Our crew's bailed, we're in a damaged ship, we're low and in the weeds, and we can't climb like we would need to to be able to go gunning for this guy.
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>>37052949
The Newtype is strong in this one...
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>>37052959
sean didn't reply, don't know if he's gone, could be giving us the silent treatment for that dive. We know however, that Ian is gone. Therefore switch guns to sean and hope he can cover our ass.
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>>37052993
>SWQ
>Good decision making
How new are you?
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>>37052889
This seems like a good time to radio for backup.
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>>37053014
Sean is the RADAR OPERATOR. He doesn't have any gun control.
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>>37053014
>You glance around hastily, just long enough to ensure you're over open country and not London, (full of tall buildings you might easily run into,) before clicking your mic again. “Ian. Sean. Hello?” You twist in your seat to look at the raised gunner's cockpit behind you -

>- and find it conspicuously empty; the unlatched canopy rattling in the slipstream.
Yeah, they bailed.
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>>37052932
Tier 5s? Damn it, Ghost, I just recently managed to convince myself to stop playing that terrible game.

That being said, the T-150 is kind of comfy with the 107mm gun. The stock grind was awful, though.
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>>37053025
in a widow the gun can be controlled by any of the three crew members.
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>>37052889
>>.... YOU.
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>>37053025
Actually, the Remote Turret System has a link to both the Radar Operator and Gunner, man.
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>>37052889
>>welp
get the fuck out of here, over someplace friendly and put our wounded bird down
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>>37053046
>Yeah, they bailed.
What the chance they already writing Young's Eulogy?

>>37053067
>I just recently managed to convince myself to stop playing that terrible game.
Good for you, i can't even stop.
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>>37052889
>.... YOU.
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>>37052993
>Idiots are going to vote for the VENGEANCE option.
Well I interpreted the other option as just giving up and accepting it
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>>37052957
Changing this to
>welp
because I thought that Ian and Sean were dead. Come on, people, let's not push our luck more than we already have.
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>>37053087
you are the only person to vote that.
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>>37052889
Wasn't something like this how Frank earned his shrapnel?
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>>37053107
>Young
>Not pushing his luck in his Widow
>mfw
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>>37053129
Yeah, but Young is more experienced in the Way of the Gnome and he's plugged into Minna's witch socket, so he should get a better performance out of it.
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>>37053104
It's turning tail and running. It's recognizing we're in a shitty position, tactically, with no crew, one engine, no energy to burn, a shit climb rate, and it's fucking NIGHT. Which, you know, our radar operator is kind of fucking important to do our job, ie, that of a night fighter.
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>>37053175
You managed to get all of that from 'welp'?

You must be fucking psychic
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>>37053175
It's not night, it's WORSE than night. We're completely socked in in fog.
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>>37052889
>>...YOU

Its always YOU
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I waiting for the moment where planefag goes 'fuck it' and kills Young off for us being retards. I wonder what Ghost would do if that happened.
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You stare at the 'sled for a long second, your numb, aching skull searching for an appropriate emotion.

“BADGERFUCK,” you snarl intelligently, slamming your starboard cowlings closed as you shove the throttle forward for WEP again. You slew the ship just enough to keep the 'sled in your sights as you draw up the flaps and spin the trim tab as swiftly as possible, rebalancing the ship to account for the dead engine, unloading for speed. You'll need all the smash you can get.

You enter the slightest right-handed bank you possibly can, just enough to keep the bandit in view at five-o'clock. The 'sled matches your slight turn easily as he comes screaming in with tons of smash, probably from a dive – whether he holds fire or not makes little difference with his closure rate. You smash the rudder right and shove the yoke forward violently – few pilots jink downwards this low, and the squid is caught off-guard, his fire passing just above and to the left as he screams past. You roll level again hastily, unloading as quickly as possible to build energy again as the 'sled loops around in an easy left-hand chandelle, intending to approach from the direction of your clearly-dead engine. Turning into a feathered powerplant is nigh-suicidal at low-altitude for most aircraft; the drag is liable to pull you right into a nasty spin. The 'sled is swinging towards your six again, pulling hard to saddle up right behind you, not willing to leave you unharried for even a second.

You're out of altitude, out of energy, and out of time. A few hundred feet above the ground, you can't even bail out.

>time for one last message. What say?
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>>37053263
No, no, anon, you got it all wrong.

Planefag wouldn't do something that calloused.

He'd do something worse for the glory of Yukari Yakumo
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>>37053283
>WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZUCCHINI!
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>>37053283
"Sean? You are and always will be a Mick bastard. Go suck a lemon."
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>>37053283
YOU ARE ALL SMAAAAAAAAAALTIME!
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>>37053283
"Far out."
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>>37053283
>I SUMMON THEE, BOVINE OF RIGHTEOUS DESTRUCTION, HELLCOW!!!!!
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>>37053283
>"MINNA I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU"

preferably while we're trying to kill the bastard

we're in it this deep

go for the fucking kill
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>>37053283
this>>37053314
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>>37053283
"Minna where the hell is your beautiful ass?"

Alternatively >>37053337 this
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>>37053283
>GOD FUCKING DAMSAKJFBHFSAW:DNF
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>>37053283
RIDER KICK
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>>37053283
pic related
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>>37053314
Ayup. This.
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>>37053283
>"YOU.ARE.SMALLTIME!!!"
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>>37053314
Yes. This.
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>>37053354
She's back at base, because she doesn't have the eyesight for this kind of combat.
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>>37053283
"Oh fucking hell-"

WOW NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
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I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO PLAY SOME JAM PROJECT, FUCK TIME PARADOXES

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4jbQh6tN4
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>>37053283

Say?

Just start singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA
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>>37053314
Only acceptable answer.
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>>37053283
I like the smalltime lines personally
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>>37053283
LAUGH INCOHERENTLY
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>>37053379
Except Fap Angle...

And all those retards who voted to not dodge enemy fire...
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>>37053314
this
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>>37053283
"SMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>37053283
Fire our sidearm into the ceiling and start yelling.
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>>37053404
I got here too late to vote to dodge. I tried afterwards, but alas. Anon is too stupid to live.
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>>37053364
DAMNED GOLGOM
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>>37053283
Lean out, fire sidearm at the Martian Menace, shouting "You are all SMALLTIME!"

Only the badass can survive this situation.
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>>37053387
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA
CHANGING MY VOTE SO MUCH YES
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>>37053283
>>37053314
It must be this.
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>>37053283
>I AM THE GNOME LORD OF BOUNCE
>DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>THAT MEANS I AM GOING TO BOUNCE RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING GROUND AND BACK INTO THE SKY JUST TO PLUG YOUR ALIEN ASSES FULL OF LEAD
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>>37053458
>>37053387

WE LIVE IN FAME OR GO DOWN IN FLAME!
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>>37053283
EXPEND SIDEARM AMMUNITION

WE KEEP A THOMPSON IN THE PLAEN REMEMBER
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>>37053283
Yell while firing our sidearm into the air.
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I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread before.
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>>37053536
>I have never seen so much stupidity in one thread before
You must be new here.
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>>37053283
Shoot martian with sidearm, then steal his ride.
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>>37053536
Welcome to 4chan

You were expecting sanity instead of wacky hijinks?
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>>37053536
WELCOME TO SWQ!
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>>37053536
this is your first thread, isn't it?
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>>37053536
is this your first SWQ thread or something?
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>>37053536
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
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>>37053536
You must be new here.
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>>37053536
This is a "Gnomes Only" kind of club.

Get Out.
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I CAN FLY! YOU CAN FLY! WE CAN FLY!
MOTTOU MOTTOU!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZYzArf6WPY
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So after-credits scene where Minna is raising Youngs bastard child alone in Nazi Germany when?
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I wonder why out of all times to punish stupid/cool things instead of rewarding it.
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>>37053659
hue
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>>37053659
nazis aren't in charge of Germany anymore
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>>37053659
>implying there are any nazis left
The whole government was taken out by the Martians, who rewarded themselves by eating Hitler.
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>>37053659
While I support the thought, the Third Reich fell. Hitler and his top supporters were killed in the initial Martian attack on Earth on December 7th/8th, 1941. IIRC, the General in charge of the German Army seized power and restored the government to something not Nazis.
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>>37053691
That's what you think.
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>>37053659
>after-credits
You've already answered your own question.
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>>37053456
Only if singing praises to John Moses Browning
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>>37053677
>punish

I like how this faggot thinks anything not going our way is punishment
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>>37053556
>>37053577
>>37053581
>>37053589
>>37053590
>>37053592
>>37053611
>>37053641
No, this isn't my first thread. I mean, come ON, this is moronic even by our standards.
>oh, the martian rocketsled is shooting at us?
>STAY THE COURSE DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DODGING
>so we just got shot to hell, one engine isn't working, and my crew wisely pussied out on me
>HEY THERE'S THE SAME MARTIAN WHO SHOT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE I'LL GO KILL HIM IN MY PLANE THAT IS MISSING A FUCKING ENGINE #YOLO
>OH WOW I'M GONNA DIE WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS
>TIME ENOUGH FOR SOME LAST WORDS WHAT SHOULD I SAY
>"SMALLTIME!"
>GOOD ENOUGH
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>>37053506
FLY-BY SHOOTING

GANGBANGER STYLE

WELCOME TA ERF
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>>37053734
It's a fun watch, you gotta admit.
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>>37053734
You've been here fer a while
You should know this was coming
>YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE.png
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>>37053506
>>37053742
We really need to get some use out of our thompson so why the fuck not?

>>37053764
no, no it really isn't
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>>37053742
>not URF
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>>37053506
I remember, though it seems everyone else forgets it.

I hope Deme didn't forget it and we use it.
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>>37053779
Come on man just grab some popcorn and watch Young crash and burn or miraculously get out another one. Either way it'll be funny.
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>>37053506
Okay, so we have a fucking Thompson. You know we still have to LEAD with it, correct? We can't just point and shoot. And with our plane like it is, if we try to do that, we go into the fucking ground.
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>>37053829
Yeah no thanks, I don't get off on trolling.
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>>37053829
>Just grab some popcorn and watch the player character die because of my stupid actions!

You people are the worst.
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Remember, whatever happens, Anon: You chose this.
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>INB4 GNOMERY makes Young one with the Widow and basically flies it like it's an extension of his body
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Perhaps it would be a good idea to radio for help?
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>>37053849
>>37053847
Hey guys I've just been lurking, I haven't voted once not like mine would have changed the outcome.
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>>37053876
Yea it would have, people like you who think yoru votes don't matter are the reason why the retards win, because you don't vote.
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>>37053891

Death comes to us all eventually.
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>>37053891
Well it was more of the fact that I am not actively looking at the thread and by the time I do theres already 10 votes for the retard option. Sorry mang.
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>>37053891
to be fair, when the majority already voting for bad decision everything else will be pissing against the stream.
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>Anons butthurt at the current flow of votes
>mfw
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>>37053915
Piss enough and you drown the retards.
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I have faith in planefag
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>>37053922
Yeah but that would be samefagging and I have standards
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>>37053913
because I'm sure you always make the correct decisions and without you specifically the quest would go nowhere

you don't even write a damn thing most of the time, you pick choices someone else writes for you
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Just let it flow. The quest is a roller coaster and we ride. Occasionally a good reply will change the track, but we make it back to station no matter how it twists and turns.
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Calm down, let Fapangel post.
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>>37053953
Yeah.
I can see this become the start of "Lets call Georgette when a retard flyboy almost kill himself" tradition
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>>37053945
Wat?
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>>37053283

"Shit like this is what they make wingmen for goddamn."
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you must be eating this up planefag!
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>>37053953
>but we make it back to station no matter how it twists and turns.
That kind of attitude ensures that we won't actually make it back, so stop being a sabotaging retard.
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>>37053960
Why do you think he's not posting yet? He's feeding of the tears of his audience.
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>>37054021
Knowing Fap Angel, he's probably half the anons in this thread just trolling.
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>>37054014
This may be my first live quest, but I am not new to how this works. Have faith in the good Planefag.
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I need more popcorn gifs, anyone have some?
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>>37054021
>Planefag's face when
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>>37054041
We're all planefag
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>>37054041
sure thing fappy!
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>>37054056
I'm Planefatacus!
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>>37054069
Bad Flan, bad.
Go back to the basement.
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>>37054056
No, I'm Planefatacus!
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>>37054056
I am Planefatacus!
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>>37054056
I'm Planepharius!
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>Implying Young can be killed even though he makes an appearance in Strikers '89

He does make an appearance, right? I'm not that far in yet.
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>>37054165
at least Minna is. And their... daughter? Granddaughter?
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You watch the 'sled turning tight to swing behind you. He's shedding his energy in the horizontal – climbing away would avail him nothing with the low cloud deck, and after all, you're finished. Too big, too underpowered – and that's *before* lost an engine, and all your altitude, and your turret, and your crew, and your wingmen. It's truly one-on-one now. A Widow was never built for this kind of knife-fight, and you both know it.

“Come on, you smalltime son-of-a-bitch,” you whisper as he loops around your left wingtip. “Let's dance.” Something hot and wet is dripping in your left eye, but you don't bother wiping it away, craning your neck to keep track of the bandit as he finally vanishes behind your canopy at eight-o'clock -

- and that's when you snap the Widow into a left-handed bank and YANK the yoke like you're starting a lawnmower even as you drop the flaps three notches,

and you tighten your turn even more when your AoA's already high, burning more smash

- holding the sharp turn for a full second before letting the yoke forward, relaxing the turn -

you've already moved into a high yo-yo, just like you should, I'm below your gunsight now -
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>>37054165
He is, I wonder what Ghost would do if he died here.
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>>37054046
No, the last time I had faith in him he left for 2 years
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>>37054165
He did.

If you believe the old man with the red-headed old lady in the Meatshop episode was Young...
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>>37054165
Technically, he doesn't. Not by name, anyways.
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>>37054165
We think he made a cameo when Fronk went to Berlin a few threads back, operative word being "think".
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>>37054190
See? He pulls though.

As should young. COME ON BABY STAY WITH IT!
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>>37054143
uhh wut? why's it deleted?
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>>37054190

- and make a quarter-roll right, pulling back into the steepest climb you dare, using your big double-rudders as extra ailerons -

outside my turn now, turning tighter, on my left, come on you son of a bitch come on come on push your fucking luck you outperform this fatass crate right come ON, STAY WITH IT -

your energy is bleeding steadily, flaps and the one roaring, redlined Double-Wasp be damned, sinking towards the red line on the airspeed indicator – and then, at last, your cockpit is filled with the silibant thrumming roar of a Martian powerplant, very, very close. You tighten up, looking for him – and then you see it, sliding into view in the lower-left of your canopy, almost close enough to touch. You can see every strange rivet, every strangely-angled faucet of the 'sled, right down to the scorch marks near his guns where rocket-exhaust has marred the paint. His ship's starting to roll -

lost sight of me where am I he reversed in my blind spot didn't he but no actually

- in that slippery, too-fast way Martian craft seem to develop at low speeds. You finesse the rudder and those big, beautiful double-boomed tails put your ship into a side-slip, a little judicious use of your spoilerons keeping it crisp and neat as your nose slides right across his tail in a simple diagonal slash.

“GET FUCKED, ASSWAGON!” you scream as you mash the cannon stud.
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>>37054218
Messed up spoiler tags.
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>>37054190
>>37054228
DEME YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I READ YOUR IRC POSTS!!!
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>>37054190
>>37054228

DANCE FUCKER DANCE
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>>37054228
And we're out of ammo.
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>>37054228
>spoilerons
I knew you were going to feature those sexy sexy things after that video
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>>37054258
That not supposed to be funny, but i grin anyway.
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>>37054190
>>37054228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wQar4LMjwg
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>>37054190
>>37054228
>>37054245
if young survives this then he has a fucking sphere!
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>Damn, 5:30 AM, time to go sleep
>Check teh twitter
>SWQ thread
Damnation.

Give me a minute to read up.
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Okay obviously we need to take out our pistol, shoot it at the Martian and scream wildly.
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>>37054228
GET SOME!
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>>37054276
>THE RISK OF MY LIFE!!! GIT REKKED DIMENSIONAL SCUM!!!

>Unbreakable Fulcrum Intensifies
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>>37054245
>>37054276
who is this guy?
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>>37054304
MC of srw z2
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>>37054228
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>>37054298
you forget about the tommy we keep under our seat
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>>37054304
Crowe Broust, the protag of SRW Z2.

He is a Britannian mercenary who possesses the Sphere of the Unbreakable Fulcrum, the power to break through all adversity.
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>>37054304
Crowly is from SRW Z2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpFyN0Qs7bc
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>>37054341
>Crowly
>Not Crowe

Man, if it wasn't for the Brasta I'd think you were thinking of Ramba Ral's girlfriend man.
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>>37054292
Wonder what would it be though.


Wounded Lion? Meh, that's Fronk's schtick.
Sorrowful Maiden? Nah, not enough DESPAIR in him.
Swaying Scales? Hmmm....
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>>37054245
>>37054292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioLLEmni6q0
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Your vision lights up with flame, shrapel and smoke as the cannons strike home, so close that half the burst seems to vanish just underneath the 'sled's belly, the target much closer than the zero-point of several hundred yards. You've slipped past the 'sled in a second and are already rolling into the dead engine rather than trying to fight the stall, pointing the nose at the ground and rolling through inverted to reacquire the bandit; which you do via his smoke/shrapnel trail. He's already completed his roll and is pulling to the right, trying to keep turning against your turn, to move through your gunfire as surely as possible, diving a bit to regain smash. You keep your nose low for a few heartbeats longer for the same reason, then nudge upwards, giving him another burst. The 'sled manages an adroit little barrel roll around it, but with your flaps down the Widow seems to be hovering in air; you're still behind him when he rolls out, but below. You stay glued to him for several seconds, so close that maneuvers become pointless; it's a constant game of twitch-and-response, little jinks and sideslips and finesse maneuvers just above stall speed. The Widow might be a big ship, but she handles like a dream at low-speed, and even with a dead engine she can turn any damn way she pleases. The Martian seems to be trying to out-climb you, but your brief burst must've rattled him something fierce because he's no more energetic than you are. You're just working the pedals for a final kill-shot on his ass-end when the wisps of cloud resolve into a solid, nasty overcast.

You let off the throttle and throw open the cowling flaps, cooling your overheating engine before it chokes out on you completely. Here in the overcast, with your foe badly wounded, it's over. You sit in the cockpit for several seconds, shaking with rage. You hit the last switch on your radio panel – broadband – and give him a parting gift.

“School's out, clown.”
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who is the best waifu for crowe?

i say Marguerite
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>>37054449
>“School's out, clown.”
BRUH, YOU JUST BEEN SCHOOLED, YO.
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>>37052195
>I told you the Widow was a second rate aircraft. Too big, too underpowered.


HISTORY LESSON! Who can name the OTHER twin-engined, multi-crew fighter that many people said was too big, too underpowered and generally a shitshow waiting to happen, but proved to be amazingly maneuverable and handy at low airspeeds?
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>>37054464
>Margeurite
>Not Scheming, Steaming foxy Traiah Scott
>Is this DM Buster Serious.gif
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>>37054481

We've had this conversation before.

IT GOT RE-ENGINED IN THE B MODEL.
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So from what I've gathered from these last few updates is that we SHOULD do the retarded options. I guess that majority of anons had the right of it. Go figure.
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>>37054481
...the F-14?
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>>37054481
F7F Tigercat?
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>>37054481
>>37054500
>>37054509
>P-61
>XP-67
>F-14
>All right answers...
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>>37054505
Young's gnome works better the closer to death he is
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>>37054527
Yep!
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>>37054481
ALL OF THEM
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>>37054505
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>>37054527
So basically, Young's got the Abnormal Survivor Pilot Skill and Lvl 9 Potential.
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>>37054509

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING CORRECT! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "WHY GHOST IS A FAGGOT!" TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "WHY GHOST IS STILL A FAGGOT!"
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>>37054542
>2.5 years ago
jesus fuck
>>37054551
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>>37054547
You got it!

>>37054551
Love that show
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>>37054500
>he moves his mouth but all I hear is...
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>>37054551

You're just mad because I'm right more often than you'd like.

Such as in this case.
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>>37054481
A20 Havoc? Not really fighter but it flew like one
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>>37054551
Can't wait for next episode!
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>>37054568
Wait...
>Aside from his Widow, Young has a Thompson and SHOOTS HIS PISTOL TO THE CEILING

My God...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbAqyhujs8
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>8 images from image limit
...
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>>37054577
>>37054526
>>37054523
Moral of the story: Twin engine fighters are sexy, badass, and anyone who says otherwise probably thinks fishbeds are the be-all end-all of air combat
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>>37054586
>next episode

AHAHA FIRST

YOU HAVE

TO LAAAAND
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>>37054598
SOMEONE SAY FISHBEDS??
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v-PuGSQiSs
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>>37054622
Dude we are crashing this plane with no survivors.
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>>37054622
Oh boy. One engine, major damage, no crew. Bring it on.
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>>37054622
Oh... yeah... that
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>>37054637
we need to beat them to near death for ditching us!
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>>37054622
Can we bring it down in the water or something? Where's the nearest body of water?
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>>37054644
I suggest soap bullets liberally applied to groins
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>>37054622
Do we have missiles? Can we fire them? Can we make London Bridge fall down?
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>>37054651
Provided we're still over London, the Thames.

But I think we got dragged so far out of the city, it might be best to go FITZGERALD on this bitch.
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We may not be the most stylish, but we know how to work this fucker! Pick related.
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You double-check the trim and instruments, setting the Widow for a slight climb, then key the mike, praying that the radio still works. “Ghostrider here. Shot up real bad, one engine out, close to the deck. Dunno where I am.” You touch the side of your head and draw back your glove to find blood on it. “Wounded, no idea how bad. Crew bailed... over.”

Your headset squeals and spits static for a few seconds, then a garbled voice comes through. “Ghostrider, this is Amelia. Wait one.”

You wait patiently, still climbing through the impenetrable overcast. You sure hope the 'sled has bugged out (though the way his ship was staggering, you doubt the squid would stick around for round three, working radar or no,) as you tend to the gauges, worried that your remaining Wasp will up and quit on you, Gnomery be damned. But she keeps purring, and shortly Amelia comes back on the radio, stronger this time.

“Ghostrider, steer south. We can't find you in this shit and there's no good landmarks near you, but if you fly over the southern cost the Chain Home Low system can pick you up.”

“Isn't that over the invasion beaches?” you point out.

“They've got other problems at the moment,” Amelia assures you. “Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.”
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>>37054718
>Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.
>Also, remember the basics of CQC.
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>>37054718
>Head south keep it smooth. Our engine won't quit on us. All we have to worry about is losing consciousness due to that annoying head wound.
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“Isn't that over the invasion beaches?” you point out.

“They've got other problems at the moment,” Amelia assures you. “Just stay in the overcast, and you should be fine.”

Flying East will do that too – and has the added benefit of not bringing you over the damn invasion beaches, too, which would allow you to steer for Barin, too. You point this out.

“How's your fuel?”

You check the gauges.
“Nevermind,” you say in a very, very small voice as you watch the needle sinking a little too fast to be normal consumption. “We're flying south. I've got a leak.”

“How are you wounded?”

“Afraid to look,” you say. “I'm not feeling anything but a headache.”

“Hold it steady, Ghostrider. We'll be with you soon.”
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>>37054815
I FORESEE SHU SHIRAKAWA POPPING OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE
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>>37054815
>too too too

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
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>>37054551
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>>37054848
and that's terrible.
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>>37054833
if the squids had a pilot that good we would have faced it by now!
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At 544 replies and auto-saging.

>>> New Thread?
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>>37054837

toot toot
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>>37054837
Yodeleyodeleyodeleheetoo!
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I can't wait for Young to be chilling out on the nose of the shot to hell widow, drinking, and smoking a cigar. And then coming in for a landing are Mio and Perrine princess carrying those cowards.
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>>37054815
>over the invasion beaches
>bleeding fuel
>bleeding otherwise
This gonna be fun.
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>>37054868
Wait, I think I found something worse...
>http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/265/c/b/is_there_a_problem__protagonist__by_magnumphoenixzx-d5u87ij.png
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>>37054881
oh lord. I want this.
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>>37054882
not to mention at low altitude.
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>>37054900
Nineball piloting Nineball in AWiY when deme?
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NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: LANDING WITH A SHOT-UP PLANE, NO HYDRAULICS, A CHUNK OF SHRAPNEL EMBEDDED IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL AND FUEL *AND* ROCKETS STILL ATTACHED TO JAMMED PYLONS!

Strike Witches Quest will resume SOMETIME THIS WEEK OR VERY EARLY NEXT WEEK. I expect a bout of screaming from work as they say IS THIS REALLY YOUR NEW AVAILABILITY and a lot of laughing from me when I say YES IT IS GET FUCKED. I have to work tomorrow morning so um er I NEED SLEEP.

SEE YOU SOON YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS
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>>37054931
>Cirno Seraph, Shu Shirakawa, and Yukari Yakumo face off against Young, Frank and Pierce
>Problem Protags?.gif
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>>37054952
BASED FAP

SEE YOU IN MAKAI YOU TWISTED GENIUS
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>>37054952

Oh god sleep.

I forgot about that.

Up at 5:30 for work you asshole.
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>>37054900
GET THE FUCKING NUKES!
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>>37054987

Shit, you too? I clock in at 5:45.

... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
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>>37054952

Thank you planefag. Had a good time.
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>>37054952
god damnit

night fap angel
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>>37055004
FOOL! Do you not realize it's the Gap Hag we're dealing with here?? We could throw the entire nuke stockpile of the world, and she'll just gap em to the Former Hell.
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>>37054900
reminds me of a picture of Yukari floating infront of the Neo Granzon, prompting the question: What's worse: the massive mech in the back or the attractive lady in the front.
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>>37055010
Thanks for the thread, aerospacefaggot
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>>37054952
>SOMETIME THIS WEEK OR VERY EARLY NEXT WEEK
Welp, see you faggots in late January.
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>>37055104
but that's a whole year away
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>>37055053
BOTH DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbCMWNRBPTw
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>>37054952
>can't post mfw because image limit
>(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
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>>37055053
Here's a doomsday scenario
>Be Young
>Be fighting the last battle of the Martian War evah
>Be facing off against ENTIRE MARTIAN DREAD FLEET
>Ready RAWKETS AND FUEL
>Entire Fleet disintegrates
>Suddenly, Gaps, Gaps Everywhere (TM)
>NEO GRANZON APPEARS
>ANTI-SPIRAL APPEARS
>NINEBALL SERAPH APPEARS
>GUNBUSTER ENEMIES APPEAR
>THEY ARE ALL OUT FOR YOUNG'S BLOOD
>ACCEPT BLOODY FATE.mp3
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>>37055053

dont care.

stick dick in their holes
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>>37055152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpA
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>>37055161
Get in line buddy, Shirakawa got there first.
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RANDOM QUESTION

does anybody want me to stick around someday and do a Q&A, in-character? Like Decu does? Because it seems like it'd be fun to answer questions in-character.
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>>37055152
and then TROMBE!
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>>37055187

in character?

as what?

a cruel uncaring god?
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>>37055187
yes
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>>37055187
Yes. Very much yes.
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>>37055187
WHAT KIND OF POKÉMON ARE YOU
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>>37055130
Like it hasn't happened before.
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>>37055187
new thread then!
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>>37055208

As in, the characters themselves. I'd love to see the kind of questions anon will ask, say, Frank Luke.
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>>37055187
YES. YES PLEASE.

>>37055202
>>37055166
>Be Young
>Be fightin a tonload of idiots in >>37055152
>Suddenly A giant black metallic horse appears
>TROMBE!!!
>Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz0nBQyWOsA
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>>37055216
HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO?
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>>37055241
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE!
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>>37055231

i say save those for special
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>>37055187
Yes
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>>37055231
oh god yes, but you might want to save it for when you dont have work in ~5 hours.

and it gives us time to think up some questions.
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>>37055186
>Shirakawa
>Implying Asakim would let Shu one-up him
>Shurouga Intensifies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTjrQ0nDYc
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>>37055187
We don't need your gay-ass ERP shit, Kota. Deme bro, better change your tripcode because it's been compromised.
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>>37055254

Agreed, get some rest and we'll ask you when you're at your best.
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>>37055231
Does Minna's carpet match the drapes?
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
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>>37055300
Based on Youkan's artwork...yes, yes it does. Matches the windows, too.
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>>37055234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI20-v8NxiQ
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>>37055447
And this, my friends, are the true weapons we will need in the eventual duel with Robo-Stalin.


Ryuusei Date, SRX Team, Masaki Andoh, and TATSUMAKI ZANKANTOU obligatory.
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>Martian thoughts in spoilers interspersed
Neat.avi
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>>37055589
Those aint the aliums thoughts, they are Youngs...
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>N'oo'p, Socks, Ryuusei Date, Zanger Zonvolt, Kenshiro, Rally Vincent, Young, and Fronk walk into a bar
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>>37055705
>Socks
But he is dead, just like his quest and Kota.
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>>37055705
this bar better be Yellow Flag or nothing will remain after they finished.
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>>37055734
>Implying Shiki Eiki will not let him wander off for one last romp as a ghost before going to Makai
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>>37055760
I have no idea what you're talking about, but Kota and SuWQ is long dead.
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>>37055753
>Suddenly, Shu, Asakim, Gaioh, Aim Liard, Marilyn Cat and The Edel Bernal crash the party
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>og fags

absolutely disgusting
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>>37055819
>crix

Absolutely disgusting
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Did somebody archive this thread yet?
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>>37055819
Come at my Zankantou, pleb.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSA7CvnBAU
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>>37055865
Congrats you posted one of about 4 og characters who aren't shit (mostly because he was actually in a real SRW game)
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>>37055912
Crix, I know you can't stop being shit, but you can stop talking.
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>>37055912
Accept your punishment.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HcfmPAxCY



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