The final empires of Man have crumbled to dust, and barbarism spreads throughout the darkened universe...But one woman shines as a beacon of triumph - Cassiopeia, Queen of the Cosmos!
Though her ancient spaceship flies as smoothly now as a hundred thousand years ago, it nevertheless requires sustenance of its own, and thus does Cassiopeia find herself alighting upon the far world of Galliara, drawn by the unmistakable energy of the crystals needed to power her ship!
And just in time, for as she lands her craft upon the enthatched expanse of strange flora, its engines sputter and fade! Without the crystal's power, escape from this planet's gravity may prove nigh-impossible!
Few marks of civilization stand amid the swampy grasses, but her ship's computer detects the emanations of the crystal it requires at some distance from this most impromptu landing pad, and so must Cassiopeia trek forth in search of it!
As she bids farewell to her ship and ventures deeper into the swamp, Cassiopeia at first steps unerringly toward her destination betwixt the unreal masses of colors which bloom all around her...
...but so dense and all-encompassing is the vegetation that it proves disorienting, and she slows, unsure of her trail!
Cassiopeia looks about, resolving the path that has disappeared before her, when the slightest disturbance in the watery surface catches her ears!
>>37161338In the future, humans have evolved hobbit feet.
Battle-reflexes spin her 'round to face her challenger-
-but the beast which erupts from the murky pond is quicker still!Equipment check:* One ancient rocket pack* One ancient burnerRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37161388Shoot the eyes.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>37161388Attempt to reason with the beast.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37161388Enjoy the experience
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>37161388Rolling to seduce.
>>37161215>the Queen of the CosmosNot sure if this was intentional, but I like it nonetheless!
Without hesitation Cassiopeia unleashes a charge of her burner-
-but the creature recoils back beneath the gloom, and her burner's charge rakes nothing but water!
Roils of steaming vapors fill the air, obscuring the wan light, when suddenly...
>>37161730Holy shit!We got lightsaber gun!
Rolled 3 (1d12)... the creature's tendril surges forth, knocking Cassiopeia's burner from her grasp as it entwines questingly around her waist!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>37161793It can't rape us if we rape it first!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37161793activate jetpack thrusters
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37161793Tell it to be gentle~
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37161793Caress the tentacle.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37161793Seconding >>37161828 and hoping for a better roll.
Cassiopeia struggles valiantly, but the creature's strength is inexorable, and it quickly wraps its tentacle around her, dragging her helplessly to the muddy ground!
>>37162200Oh boy, LEGO tentacle rape!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>37161793inb4 more aliums
She fears her life may come to its end, for the beast hungers for more than her blood...
...but Cassiopeia is a woman first and foremost, and thus does she take the situation in hand, and plies the full range of her feminine skill against the creature, surprising it in a most unexpected and engaging manner!
What will you do now?
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37162352pick up the dropped burner without any interruptions
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37162352Well it's not going to be a threat anymore, we may as well grab the burner and head out.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>37162352>PayedAsk it for directions to crystalAlso get back lightsaber gun
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37162352Ask the swamp monster to aid you on your journey.
Her burner easily retrieved, Cassiopeia ignores the hesitant gaze of the newly-sated creature...
...for she must journey forth, in search of a way to leave this world!
As Cassiopeia trods through the press of muck and overgrowth, a woman's scream cuts through the humid air!Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37162704I know what the rest of you are already thinking, and no. Not every quest with a female lead must be /u/.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>37162704Screw this soundWe will continue marching north!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37162704Quickly! /u/ calls!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37162704investigate
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>37162704Investigate and don't trip into another monster
>>37162264>that filenamekek/10 would laugh again
Spurred by her sense of righteousness, Cassiopeia launches herself through the morass-
-when a beautiful maiden stumbles forth into the clearing, her shapely form clad only in the lightest of accoutrements!
"Help me please, don't let them capture me again," the newcomer gasps as she clutches for stability upon Cassiopeia's arm!"Over there!" barks a rough voice, when suddenly...
- a pair of monstrous figures spring forth from the brush and shout as they spy the pair of women!"There she is! Give us the girl, that you may live!"
>>37162794>is okay with reverse tentacle rape>is not okay with /u/
>>37163104For what it's worth, I'm>>37162725 and I just didn't vote during the tentacle bit.
The reptilian soldiers eye Cassiopeia's burner warily as they clutch in their fists electromancatchers!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37163167"Okay. Do you happen to know where I can find some crystals, friend?"
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37163140>was too busy fapping to protest the reverse tentacle rapeI was too anon, it's okay.>>37163167Stop! She isn't the woman you're looking for!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37163167I roll to BURNINATE
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>37163167shoot them repeatedly, then seduce newcomer.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>37163167Tell them if they take you to crystals you will spare their pathetic lives!After they do it we should kill these ugly things anyway
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37163167Burn their asses, check for anything of use.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37163204Fuck
>>37163194H-how did you kno->>37163201 oh goddamnit.
>>37163204>1d100>13I would've been highly impressed if that was a 12.
Ever the entrepreneur, Cassiopeia flippantly presses the pair to barter with her for the crystal she seeks!"Crystal? Yes," one of the monstrous men agrees. "Electrala will reward you handsomely if you turn over the princess to us!"
"They lie," pleads the woman to Cassiopeia as she peers cowed from behind the ancient rocket pack. "Electrala will surely betray you, as she has betrayed all others!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>37163419Turn the girl over
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>37163419Eh, we can just shoot her if she doesn't want to pay up. Hand over the princess.
>>37163419Shoot hunters, kiss princess.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37163419shoot them, seduce female
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>37163419We could make pretty good slavers and bounty hunters at this rate.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37163458I don't think we can survive taking off our helmet for kissu, anon.
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>37163419This >>37163458
>>37163476>>37163449What have we done?
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37163419properly rolling for this>>37163458
>>37163484Casseopia is the only wearing a helmet though. Surely there is oxygen
>>37163600No one said we're the same race as these other beings. Maybe they breathe neon.
The young woman gasps in pained surprise as Cassiopeia snatches her wrist and laughs mercenarily, promising to deliver unto Electrala this wayward girl...
...with some conditions!
"Very well, outworlder, we will take you to Electrala," agrees one of the reptilian men, and so they turn and press back through the greenery, Cassiopeia behind the dragging the stumbling princess in tow!
>>37163971He's probably building the scene right now.
>>37163971it takes time to build locations and take pictures for the next scene
>>37163971Give him time.
While we wait I want to ask you op, what do you do when you pick the setting of the adventure? How would an anon tell when this happens compared to the valor squadrons adventures or spaceman of futuron
>>37164139>How would an anon tell when this happens compared to the valor squadrons adventures or spaceman of futuronContext, mostly!
At last does Cassiopeia and her captured prey come to the great city...
... and though it lies in a squandered ruin of its former self, the sight of its great works is imposing still, for its crumbing walls have stood a thousand centuries or more, and within its faded stones is held the grandeur of an earlier age!The princess shivers in fear as you drag her 'cross the yawning portcullis-
- and a prickle of fear slides over you, for this city has a sense of oppressive danger about it!
Led to an open sandy pit within the city walls, Cassiopeia is greeted by the sight of a panting and obviously fatigued pair of men, chests heaving and glistening with sweat as they struggle to remain upright and in battle against one another! Each wields a weapon, though their wrists are bound together by lengthy bands of heavy chain!"Galdar!" cries the princess-
- and at the sound of her plaintive voice the man is caught off-guard, for as he turns Cassiopeia sees in his face the same lineage as her captive!
"Ah, Princess Aria, you have found your way back to us," the woman coos silkily as she languishes upon a gilded throne! At her feet entwine a pair of Buxomite girls, nude save for the cruel chain in which they are bound!
>>37164936the right one seems to enjoy her situation
"You are just in time to watch your brother fight to the death!"
>>37164997Neat, we'll watch too. Should be fun.
At this the princess screams in terror and struggles to break your grip!Sensing weakness, the other man desperately lunges his saber forth!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>37165099shoot his saber.pew pew
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165099Seduce Electrala
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>37165099Pull the girl back! We can't use her if she tries to die for her brother.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37165099seduce everyone
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165099Watch and enjoy.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165099Enjoy the show!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>37165099Seconding >>37165156
Seeking to end this cruel conflict, Cassiopeia snaps off a charge of her burner at the man's saber, but he dodges back, and the charge sails on-
-impacting against the throne on which Electrala reclines!The Buxomite slavegirls shriek and scurry backward for safety...
... while Electrala raises her hands and clutches the air with seething rage!"Guards!"
"Seize her burner! Bring it to me!"
Rolled 4 (1d12)Equipment check:*One ancient rocket pack* One ancient burnerRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37165699Shoot Electra and end it all in one shot.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37165699Fly up and shoot everyone that look at you funny
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>37165709This. We're strong n' independent n' don' need no women.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>37165699rolling for exploding burner
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165699shoot every guard in sight first, then shoot electrathen seduce princess
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>37165699Reluctantly play the hero I guess. Maybe we can convince the men to fight with us.
>>37165734Does that mean our burner completely fails to explode?
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37165699Jetpack kick!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165699Kill all guards
Her aim true as ever, Cassiopeia snaps off another charge of her burner that cuts through the air and strikes Electrala's breast, sending up a flurry of sparks as the Buxomite girls shriek and scramble away!But the electric wail continues, and Cassiopeia finds that she may not yet hold victory within her grasp...
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>37165699They have only melee weapons. Leap into the air with our trusty rocket pack and rain hell down upon them until their leader relents!
Rolled 2 (1d12)...for the guards yet seek to drive her to her knees!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>37165960INITIATE JETPACK THRUSTERS
>>37165958...I don't suppose my post can count for >>37165930 instead? I still feel basically the same way.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37165960>jet pack
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>37165960Take to the air!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>37165960Steal their prods! Then do some prod-pogo-jitsu!
Ancient engines whine to life, and the rocket pack sends Cassiopeia to fiery flight before any of the others realize what has happened!The swordsman again lunges at Prince Galdar...
Rolled 3 (1d12)... who nevertheless is spurred by valiance and calls to you, "Look out!"The reptilian guards seek to ground you still with their electromancatchers!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37166304Fly higher than their prongs. We're a woman after all, mancatchers can't catch us.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37166304Short out their staves with your jetpack exhaust.
>>37166331>>3716633310s confirm and combine
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37166331>We're a woman after all, mancatchers can't catch us.That's a point. Why are we running from them at all?
The guards clash their electromancatchers together in frustration as you swoop between them, and so hot does the exhaust burn that the already-damaged staves begin to spark and cut out, growing leaden and useless in the guards' hands!
"Ayiii! We cannot fight a foe such as this!" one cries as they flee the arena!
"Well-done," seethes Electrala, "a more entertaining show than Prince Galdar could provide!"
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>37166680shoot her again, mid-sentence
"But I have resisted your burner's charge, and I will ignore your treachery, for you have delivered the Princess to me-"
"-and so I will reward you by sparing your exis-"
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>37166943Seduce her
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>37167004With the burner. On full power. Right in the kisser.
"Gyaaaah!"Electrala shrieks in agony as the burner's charge strikes her directly in the chest, and she flails and crumples...
...sagging at last against the carpeted steps of the great dais!The body shudders once, then stills...
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>37167333Probably ought to shoot her again, just to be sure.
>>37167365Yeah, keep blasting. Maybe try not hitting her armored chest.
...and Cassiopeia mounts the steps to the sparking corpse, a growing knowledge now ready to be confirmed at last, and so does she thrust her hand within the ruined tangle of flesh and machinery-
-and draws forth the source of Electrala's grim power......the very crystal Cassiopeia sought!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>37167456>>37167486need one lost shot of Cassiopeia sitting on the throne covered in bitchesand tentacles
This is some extremely entertaining pulpy Lego goodness, OP. Kudos.
Yay! Murder solves all our problems! Thanks for the childhood education Lego Quest!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>37167507this
>>37167507I aim to please!
>>37167973lesbian space orgy
>>37167973Not that guy, but excellent.
Whoops, forgot the spoiler.
>>37167486I never know if I should say something right after that or wait for the meta post.
>>37167973Where's the bloody tentaclesI paid for tentacles
>>37167973Good end achieved.
This game was a lot of fun for taking pictures! I figured once the main character started giving a handjob to a tentacle monster, there was really no way the game could go wrong.
>>37167543>This is some extremely entertaining pulpy Lego goodness, OP. Kudos.Thanks, anon! I've had this idea in mind since I saw a MOC that used the bell jars as helmets.>>37167677>Yay! Murder solves all our problems! Thanks for the childhood education Lego Quest!Lasers are half the battle!
>>37168412Enjoyable as always, LQ.
Here's something I made for a challenge on /toy/ the other day that I wanted to share with you folks. The challenge was to "build a castle". >Far beyond the realm of the Blacktrons, deep in the heart of a frozen nebula stands the fortress of the King of the Ice Men!
High above his vigilant guards, the King of the Ice Men surveys his endless and unforgiving expanse as he broods ever more in the melancholic solitude of his frost-crusted tower!
Lower the drawbridge to admit delegations!
>>37170009Damn, that's really cool. I almost want to buy a couple lots of lego and participate in these.
You better believe the tower opens up so you can make the King of the Ice Men brood upon his solitary throne.
I made it using only pieces from the Deep Freeze Defender, last seen launching a nuke into the Blacktron asteroid.
>>37170009So he's the Night's King?
>>37165157I am starting to see a trend
I always forget to mention this, but you can read most previous episodes (with pictures) on the suptg archives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questCheck out the official Lego Quest wiki for hundreds of pages worth of in-game information:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_WikiAnd if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode appears:@EndmanOfFuturon
I missed it again, but thanks for the quest!
Now we've ventured into the past and future of Legoquest Space!
This was a lot of fun
>>37170009That's pretty cool from that angle
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/CassiopeiaI'll probably fix these redlinks tonight, but Cassiopeia's on the wiki!>>37173892I always enjoy running it, anon!
Did you ever finish the Valor squad quest?
>>37183303It ended with a bang last thread. Check the archives if you missed it: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest
>>37186157For what purpose??