You are Lillian bond, former leader of El Presidente's feared escuadron De Amazonas. When the Americans started bombing your country, and the rebels started busting down the doors to El Palacio Presidencial, you did the smart thing and sold him out to the CIA.Now the Company wants your girls to do another dirty job for them. Infiltrate a small island republic in the south china sea and make sure the winds of war blow westward.You've just spent all day yesterday traveling through the jungle to get out of the enemy controlled coastal regions, and contact members of the resistance living in the highlands. You trekked about a dozen klicks through dense jungle before making camp at sundown and relaxing with your squad sisters.>Wake up as soon as possible. We need to get moving.>lets sleep a bit longer and dream about the fun we had last night.This is a quest thread about a bunch of scantily clad women with guns.Decisions are made by player consensus, with the GM exercising tiebreaker and veto powers.Content should contain a mixture of smut and violence.Twitter: https://twitter.com/CIALexiArchives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Amazon%20Guard%20Quest
STATUS SCREENActive SquadLillian Bond >Amazona LeaderPerks, > Leadership > On-Point > CQC (Capoeira)Gear, > Tactical bikini [Throat Mic|Mag Pouches|Canteen|Kinky handcuffs] > Polymer AK[Reflex Sight|Jungle Mag] > Wonder-nine [Suppressor] > CIA phone > FlashbangSuzuka >AmazonaPerks, > Marksmanship > InfiltrationGear, > Tactical bikini [Throat Mic|Mag Pouches|Canteen|Kinky handcuffs] > Eurotrash DMR[Long Barrel|Eurotrash Optics] > Wonder-nine [Suppressor] > Machete > FlashbangTericia >AmazonaPerks, > Suppressing fire > Anti-vehicleGear, > Tactical bikini [Throat Mic|Mag Pouches|Canteen|Kinky handcuffs] > Polymer AK[Reflex Sight|Jungle Mag] > Chrome .45 > FlashbangZara >Fisherman's daughterPerks, > Resistance connections > CQC (Knife Fighting)Gear, > Sarong > Karambit > Pump Shotgun [Short barrel | Shell Sling] In the Cave > Eurotrash SAW[Heavy Barrel|C-Mag|Eurotrash Optics] > Machine Pistol [Extended mag|Folding stock|Tactical Light] > 3x Chinese AK > Big box of 5.56 > Military radio (Encrypted) > Touristy clothes. > Sarongs > Damaged RSA uniforms. > A months supply of food. > Wreaked PBY Katalina Katherine "Kitty" Hawke >Bush PilotPerks, > Underworld Connections > Rigger > Opiate Addiction!Gear > Worn out flightsuit. > Polymer AK[Reflex Sight|Jungle Mag] > Small toolbox > MarijuanaNatalya >DoktorPerks > Combat Medic > ÜberfrauGear, > Tactical bikini [Throat Mic|Mag Pouches|Canteen|Kinky handcuffs|Plate carrier] > Polymer AK[Reflex Sight|Jungle Mag] > Medic Bag > 3x Wads of Cash > Burner Phone > Flashbang
>>37289823>Wake up as soon as possible. We need to get moving.We don't want to be woken up by the Rebel Headhunters; we don't want our first impression with them to be that we're not serious about our job.Bad enough that we got that village attacked by the Army, its men taken away for forced mine labor and its women now used as cheap whores for the Army. Let's not compound it with a reputation for being easy to sneak up on.
>>37289823Oh hey, would you be able to type out a quick summary of how the new system works and put it up on pastebin?
>>37290032Sure. Let me type some shit up.
>>37290078Thanks. From the way that it looks now, it appears that Teri lost her proficiency with marine operations
>>37289999As the first light peaks through the trees, your eyes begin to crack open and you find yourself laying naked on top of a bedroll with Zara in your arms. On the other bedroll, Suzuka is sleeping with Tericia, both of them similarly naked and laying head to crotch.Dispute the spartan accommodations, you feel -very- well rested and ready to get moving again.>Wake everyone up and get dressed.>Lets only get half dressed. Pack our gear up, but leave the bikinis off. We don't need clothes in the jungle.>Have some fun with the girls before we get going, maybe take a bath in the nearby stream.>>37290210She had never used it though, and if you need to do that, you can use Zara instead.
>>37290510>Wake everyone up, take a quick wash in the nearby stream, and then get dressed.Stay on alert; we don't want to get surprised by the Headhunters, and while unlikely, always beware of Army patrols.
>>37290510>>Wake everyone up, take a quick wash in the nearby stream, and then get dressed.Guess I will second this
>>37290574>>37291359You Kiss Zara on the forehead and nudge her shoulder to wake her gently before getting up and doing the same to the other girls. They seem a bit more tired than you, but Everyone gets up with a minimum fuss. It doesn't matter where you sleep, as long as you are sleeping in the arms of a loved one.You silently pack up camp, burring the fire-pit, and make your way naked down to the river to take a quick bath. The cold water is refreshing and seems to snap the girls into full wakey-ness.As the girls frolic in the water however. You hear a faint buzzing in the distance. A small propeller driven aircraft, very small, probably a drone.>Shoot it down!>Hide!>Wave.
>>37291736>>37291741As soon as she hears the sound, Zara ducks her head under the river and vanishes completely. The rest of you sort of wade clumsily back to the tree-line and do your best to hide.>Peek your head out just a bit to get a better look.>Keep your head down!
>>37292052>Keep your head down!Stay down!I was going to suggest ducking underwater, but not being fishermen's daughters, we probably couldn't hold our breath as long as Zara.
>>37292164Come on, man. If just going down to the stream for a quick wash is enough to get our asses seen by a random Army air patrol, sticking our head out is going to be enough to get seen, and for the Rebels to be even more annoyed at us for bringing the Army here.
>>37291651>>Keep your head down!>>37292370Tsk, fine.
The drone flies low, following the river and under the treeline. You don't get a good look at it, but it's definitely a drone, way too small to be one of those planes that intercepted the Katalyna. Strange, you don't remember hearing anything about the Army having drones.After a few minutes, the drone passes the next river bend, a while latter Zara's head pops out of the water as she comes up to breathe.Writeup of the new Perk System.>http://pastebin.com/TGj1zLFi
>>37292802Help Zara back to the treeline, ask if she's heard about the Rebels getting any high-tech assistance from the Japanese, beyond just some ammo and guns.Let's get a move on, we're wasting daylight.
Zara does not appear to need any help getting onto the bank. "I've never seen one of those before. It didn't look like one of the Army's patrol planes. I thought only foreign armies like the US or China had drones? Are you sure it's not one of yours?" When you ask her about it's paint scheme, she replies that it just looked like a white blur from under the water. She couldn't make out any markings, but even that was strange, the royal army paints all it's aircraft in blue/green jungle camo colors."The Japanese? All I've heard about them is from you, but I suppose it would make sense. You think they gave them drones?"
>>37293228Dunno, but I wouldn't put it past them for their sponsors to give them some extra tech.
>>37293228"Drones are cheaper and more deniable than actual soldiers, since you can build one using off-the-shelf civilian parts as long as you know how. Not to mention, it let's the Japanese keep an eye on their investments without endangering their own lives, by just programming the drone to send a second data feed back to them."We can ask your Rebel leaders about it; if they didn't, then it would be good to know that the Army has them now, right?"
With the drone gone, you finish packing up and get ready to leave.>Get dressed.>Go put on your tactical gear but leave the Bikinis off.>Follow the river.>Stay under tree cover.
>>37293511>Go put on your tactical gear but leave the Bikinis off.>Follow the riverWhichever way's fastest. That drone isn't from the Army.
>>37293511>Get dressed.>Stay under tree cover.
>>37293511>Get dressed.>Stay under tree cover.Well, we know SOMEONE has drones now.
>>37293553>That drone isn't from the ArmYeah, but we were told last thread that the Army does patrol the rivers. Just because that drone may not have been from the Army, doesn't mean we won't have to deal with an Army river patrol or COIN patrol.
>>37293559>>37293566Not wanting to be spied upon by prying eyes in the sky, no matter who sent them, you get dressed quickly and head back into the jungle for another day of trekking through the jungle. Zara tells you the village is somewhere in the hill country down this river, but she isn't quite sure exactly where it was.Suzuka fetches some fruit for you to eat on the march, and you continue upcountry.>Talk to Suzuka.>Talk to Tericia.>Talk to Zara.>Walk in silence.
>>37293698>Talk to Zara.Anything we should be aware of?
>>37293698>Thank Suzuka for the fruit>Talk to TericiaWe trust her to always get the job done, and to keep herself out of trouble, but it seems to have led to us not talking to her much. Maybe ask her what kind of weapon or accessories she'd like us to get for her in the future.No matter what, I think body armor and night-vision equipment is a must-have for our next procurements.
>>37293784Keep in mind, Body armor will partly negate your plot armor unless it is sufficiently skimpy. We're going with bulletproof nudity rules here. Night vision would help though.
>>37293896>Body armor will partly negate your plot armor unless it is sufficiently skimpyWhat about a ceramic/gel armor version of bikini chainmail?
>>37294021Not sure why Bikini armor has to be actual armor. It protects you by making you look sexy/badass, thus increasing your audience appeal and thus plot armor. If bullets hit it, it's already failed to do it's job.That said, you can get better outfits with practical utility as well as fan-service. I've retconned in several accessories for your bikinis (they were there the whole time) such as mag pouches, a throat-mic, and Kinky handcuffs. Anyways, I'm gonna go make dinner. Come to some kind of consensus with your dialogue choices please.
>>37293896>>37294021What about something like this? Is this sufficiently skimpy? >We're going with bulletproof nudity rules here. Night vision would help though.I admit, you run a hard mix of smut and "ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES".
>>37294239>sufficienly skimpyNo. Three triangles at most or bust.
>>37294280>Three triangles at most or bust.So skin-tight is out, then?
>>37294239Bulletproof nudity means a beautiful naked woman is more effective in combat than a generic armored man. It does not mean she will be able to take on an entire army all by herself with no backup.Here is how the Plot armor equation works.>Is a player character, villian or otherwise important NPC +1>Is sexualized +1>Is a nameless mook -1>Is wearing heavy armor or otherwise restrictive clothing -1 " The side with the simplest uniforms wins. " - Unknown.
Switching from >>37293784to >>37293761Make sure to ask if there are any Rebel's we should watch out for. Those that don't like foreigners, or those that will try to hit on us.Also ask who we're most likely going to be meeting.
>>37294457Impossibly skintight, maybe. You'd have to confuse it for paint.
>>37294609Hi, quest thread, I'm from /a/ and do we have a product for YOU!Introducing the Nudist Beach Operator's Armor kit! It has ammo pockets! It has hardpoints for weapon holsters! It is armored! It occasionally covers the naked body!Order now and we'll throw in a set of three thongs in Urban and Jungle Camo print!
>>37293761>>37294635"It's probably not your fault the army took our village." Zara finally tells you after silently staring at your ass for a few hours. "The city people, the government, they've always hated us. Sure they liked to make us into a cute show for the tourists, but they always accused us of being foreign spies or smugglers. We're boat people, and governments don't like people who won't stay in one place and 'contribute to society.' You guys just happened to give them the excuse they were looking for. They wanted us to be supporting the rebellion, we were never given a choice to pick a side or stay out of it.">Console her by telling her about your childhood.>Ask her if she thinks the Headhunters are the same.>Console her without going into detail and keep alert.
>>37295536>Console her by telling her about your childhood.
>>37295536>Ask her if she thinks the Headhunters are the same.
>>37294609>(Jungle setting*High humidity*scanty clothing)= fanservice> [Character cast * (No. of Females/No. of males)] / amount of clothing ^ character shipping combinations = Number of potential smut and fanservice hooks.>Mud wrestling.>Stripping.>Casual NudityThis is why it works.
>>37294885Just to clarify, the hat comes with the kit or sold separately?
>>37294885Do you have one with muddy camo?And how much skin does the armor cover?
>>37295586>>37295849"I never got to chose this either. I was... drafted, when I was your age. El Presidente said men and women needed to fight alongside each other in his new army. What he didn't say is he wanted a personal unit of beautiful women who were always sexually available to him, and shared his blood type if he ever needed an emergency transfusion or organ donation." You find yourself strangely compelled to share intimate details of your tragic backstory before you catch yourself."Ahh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make this some kind of pity contest." you try to defuse the situation. "Don't worry, Las Amazonas are hear, and we're gonna win this war for you.">Try to change the subject.>Just shut up.
>>37296223>Try to change the subject.Who is she going to be introducing us to with the Rebels?And yeah, trying to console her with our own backstory didn't work out too well. Let's not do something like that again.
>>37296323"I'm not sure exa..." You shut Zara up in mid sentence by raising your hand suddenly. Something in the jungle is moving. You are being followed.>Call out to them.>Be quiet and keep your weapons ready.>Open fire!
>>37296582>Be quiet and keep your weapons ready.
>>37296582>Be quiet and keep your weapons ready.Might Headhunters, might be Army.
Teri and Suzu react almost instantly and drop to a crouch with their weapons raised in the direction you are pointing. It takes Zara a few moments to realize what's going on, and she fumbles with the shotgun and makes a noise that might be cute if this wasn't a combat situation.From the bushes several rifles point back at you. Wielded by warriors with giant machetes tucked into the waistbands of their loincloths. These must be the infamous headhunters. Three young-ish looking men, and one older man who is most likely their leader. It would be a pretty even fight, over quickly and bad news for both parties. You didn't expect to be snuck up on, and they didn't expect to be spotted.>Introduce yourself in English>Ask Zara to translate for youand>Maintain an aggressive posture>Stand down
>>37297041>Ask Zara to translate for you>Maintain an aggressive posture
>>37297041>>37297132Wait, can part of what Zara says be that both groups stand down at the same time?
>>37297401The men shout at you in a language you don't understand. "Zara!" you shout, "Do you understand their language." "S-sort of!" Zara replies. "Then Tell them we'll put down our weapons if they do first.""I accept your conditions." The old man talks over the shouting with a voice equal to your own, before silencing his men with a few short words. They lower their arms, but keep them close.Your group does the same, and the man steps forwards, making a gesture with his hands that you don't understand, but hope is friendly. "You don't look like government men. But I don't know what a bunch of strange women are doing on our land.>Are you the resistance? The CIA sent us to help you.>I am Lillian, chieftess of the Amazon tribe. We have come to join your war.
>>37297765>Are you the resistance? The CIA sent us to help you.
>>37297765>Are you part of the Rebels? Zara was leading us to their base, as we have been sent by an interested third party who wants to help.
>>37297826>>37297830"Americans help us by sending women and children when we need weapons? I think you must be lost and confused. My name is Kuwat. If you need protection from the military. I will allow you to seek hospitality in my house, but be respectful and do not interfere with our war." The man explains, shifting his strange gesture into a more western style offer of a handshake.
>>37298339Do you NOT see the giant fucking guns we're toting around?
>>37298339"How many heads have you taken? Shall we compare the number of people we have each killed? "We have a job to do here, and we will do it."
>>37298360I don't think that's going to do much to convince him.
Kuwat looks at you strangely like he's not quite sure you are serious. "So you wish to prove yourself as a warrior girl? I have plenty of young men ready to die. Bring me five heads and I'll consider it. Two for you and one for each of your friends.">I accept these terms.>I am Lillian, Chieftess of the Amazons, I shall bring you 10 heads.>What if I could bring you rocket launchers instead?
>>37298903>I accept these terms."But first, I must make contact with whoever plans the Rebel's activities. I do not wish to spoil someone else's raid with my own."
>>37299017"And if you are a spy? Why should I share my plans with..." He is intrupted by a buzzing noise coming from a pouch on the side of his loincloth, from which he pulls out some kind of walkie talkie or satellite phone. He faces away from you as he answers, speaking in a language neither you or Zara understand. He dosn't seem to like what he's hearing on the other end of the line.He walks as he talks and motions for you and the men to follow him, heading back to the riverbank, where you hear the buzzing sound of the drone again. Out in the open you can see it clearly now, it's a small and driven by a single propeller with long wings. No landing gear, it's probably designed to be hand launched and crash landed. Most interestingly it is decorated with what appears to be tribal warpaint.The drone aims it's camera as it flies past, and then flies off as Kuwat hangs up. "The shaman wants to talk to you. "He says reluctantly as he puts his phone away.
>>37299964"Lead the way."So, the tribal shaman was given the drone. Not to mention, knows how to use drone tech right.
>>37300021Hi tech shaman, dude. Gotta stay updated.Summon the Great Spirits? They'll ring them with smartphones.
Kuwat leads you to a gigantic wooden structure in a clearing in the jungle, lifted off the ground on stilts by the side of the river. A longhouse containing Dozens of families under a single roof. As you approach, women and children run out to greet the chief and his warriors as they return. Some of them eye you and your followers curiously. Strange women with guns.The people of this village seem to be more traditional than the ones from Zara's village. Men wear loincloths, women wear Sarongs, and children run around naked. Some of the men carry rifles, but for the most part this place could have looked the same any time in the last 500 years. There is however, one exception, the thatched roof of the longhouse is covered with solar panels and a satellite dish.You climb the wooden ladder into the longhouse to find a long hallway running the length of the building with dozens of individual rooms on the other side. Along the roof of the building dangles several large nets full of what appear to be human skulls. Some of which appear to be very old.>Ask Kuwat about the satellite dish.>Ask Kuwat about the Skulls.>Ask Kuwat about something else.>Follow Kuwat silently.
>>37301306>Follow Kuwat silently.
>>37301306>Follow Kuwat silently.Whatever he'll feel like explaining, he'll explain. We're his guests.
>>37301306>>Follow Kuwat silently.
The rooms seem to be arranged by social status. Peasants live on either end of the longhouse, and the chief and his warriors living in the center. The room next to Kuwats in the very center has cables snaking down into it from the roof. This must be where the shaman lives. "She's waiting for you inside." Kuwat says, apparently displeased that 'she' went over his head and decided to involve you in whatever plans they were making.As you enter the room, the first thing you see is a naked girl barely older than Zara, hunched over a computer and facing away from the door. Her room is stuffed full of computer parts and decorated, but otherwise decorated like the rest of the long-house."you may enter" she says without turning around. As you look over her shoulder, you notice the screen she is staring at has a map of spratly island, it appears to be zoomed into the jungle, particularly this longhouse. There is a flashing red dot centered just about where this room ought to be.Suddenly, she turns around and reaches for your belt pouch, grabbing for the Phone Lexi gave you!>Stop her!>Let her take it.
>>37301757>Stop her!If we lose that phone, we'll lose Lexi.
>>37301757>Stop her!Ask nicely first.
>>37301787>>37301843"Heeeey! Let it go!" She whines in a childish voice as you grab her wrists in an attempt to stop her from stealing CIA property. "I want to meet it! It's come all this way!">Let go>Don't
>>37301922>Let go"It's very important to me. Please don't break it"
>>37301922>Don'tThis is the shaman? Interesting.
She yanks the phone our of your hands and holds it close to her chest as she cowers in a corner, finally making eye contact with you and the rest of your squad."It came all the way from Babylon just to meet me, and you won't let it tell me it's story." She says pouting before grabbing a micro USB cable and plugging it into the phone. She rolls over again, placing the phone down on a woven floor mat, and her fingers run across the keyboard. The map vanishes, and is replaced by several windows which open and close rapidly showing you strange diagrams and progress bars.>Who are you?>What are you doing?>Babylon? What do you mean?>Have you been tracking us?>Write in...
>>37302113>Who are you?
>>37302113>>Who are you?>Write in...Give Zara some questioning glance.
>>37302190You send a sideways lace at Zara who seems just as confused as you. The shaman seems to have lost interest in you now that you are no longer holding the phone and is staring once again at the screens. She mutters something in another language under her breath as if transfixed. Eventually Zara opens her mouth. "Are you... Chantrea?" She asks the shaman.The girl freezes as if Zara broke her concentration and pauses for a moment before answering. "Chantrea is one of the forms my messenger spirits take when communing with the warriors of the sea. She replies in a slightly irritated tone.>So... what do you want us to call you then?>Uhh... Hi, my name is Lillian.>Do you mind telling me what you are doing?
>>37302113>Have you been tracking us?The US has been called another Babylon, so she probably already knows of our CIA affiliation.
>>37302506>>Uhh... Hi, my name is Lillian.>>Do you mind telling me what you are doing?
>>37302506>So... what do you want us to call you then?>other: "Please don't do something that will get my employer in trouble, such as trying to access her internal network by hacking through her sat phone."
>People start replying when it's late.>>37302581>>37302624"Well," You say as you lean over the girl's shoulder. "My name is Lillian. That phone is a friend of mine, and I'd like that you not hurt it or get it in trouble with it's other friends. They might not like it anymore if it gave away all it's secrets." You place your hand on top of the phone, and you notice that most of the progress bars on her screen have stopped. One of them says "Press enter to continue." but the girl seems to hesitate. As you look down at her face, she looks almost upset.>Give her a hug.>Unplug the phone.>Press enter to continue.
>>37302909>>Give her a hug.>Unplug the phone.Don't go stealing from phony, thats rape!
>>37302909>>Unplug the phone.
You wrap your arms around the girl and give her a hug, before unplugging the phone. "ERROR MEDIA NOT FOUND" flashes on the screen.>I'm sorry, falling asleep now. Next time show up earlier please ;_; archiving now.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37289823/
>>37303313Thanks for the thread, my timezone means that if I get busy with work I can't make the beginning of threads.