So your party ends up completing a quest for a baron. He is very pleased with your speed, professionalism and, above all, your discretion, and throws a dinner to reward you for your hard work. As the dinner ends and the baron retires, bidding your party farewell, one of his retainers approaches and tells you that the baron has one more gift for you, before bidding you follow. You are led to a basement room to find a young woman (possibly sixteen or eighteen years of age) in chains. As you enter she lowers her eyes so as to not look at you. The retainer tells you that this slave is one last gift to you. She was raised from a family of legal slaves and has never known freedom so shall not attempt to flee your service to a home somewhere, and has basic knowledge of cooking, cleaning and cloth mending, but is trained to be wholly and totally obedient and is a rapid learner, ear-marked by the baron himself at an early age as a potential worker in any field, once given proper instruction. The slave is in a healthy condition with all her teeth, no illnesses, a moderate athletic strength and minimal lashing scars. She has no name barring her unofficial slave name that she has been ordered to forget, and will respond to whatever name or title you deem to give her. And, the retainer adds with a wink, she is still a maiden.He goes on further to explain that the slave has been instructed to consider herself your property. She is yours to use and apply as you see fit, and it is your right as her owner to marry her off to whomever you wish, as well as to trade or dispose of as property. Should you not wish to take possession of the slave, the retainer informs you that the baron understands that some from other countries where such things are taboo do not wish such possessions, and as such will not be insulted. She will be taken back by the baron to be found purpose for. What does your character do with her?
> sex slave> armor mender> almond holderI thank the Baron and lead her away
>>37291892> almond holderDo you really have that many that having someone hold it all would be needed?
>>37291725Takes her as part of his household and has her earn her way as a secretary and accountant for the Guild. Frees her if she wants freedom, keeps her as part of his estate if she doesn't or is unsure. Pays her a fair wage for her skills and services provided and cares for her well being as best as he is able. Let's her decide for herself whom she is interested in romantically and likely takes on a patriarchal role in assisting her throughout her life. Probably teaches her some of the more useful things he knows and arranges for her to learn the skills for a successful independent life should the party meet an untimely end.
>No marketable skills>Not particularly attractive>Child-of-Slaves so no ambition>Doesn't even know her own nameThis is a terrible gift and as soon as I'm out of the Barony I'll sell her on market.
>>37291892When you're walking you have to either have a hand full of almonds while you eat, meaning you can't have that hand free, or you have it stuffed in your pocket, which is gross. She holds them, her hands like a chalice, and I take one as I want one
>>37291952If you only use one hand to hold your almonds, they might fall. If you use two, you can't eat them. That anon has the right idea.
>>37291952Look man, it's hard to hold all these almonds with hands full of swords or spell components.Also, this >>37292014
>>37291963'M-master... I must travel with you...'
>>37292036Your wish is my command, sire.
>>37291952>>37292010>>37292014>>37292032>>37292036Sorely tempted to acquire a slave for my barbarian solely for this purpose, explaining a long-hidden or newly discovered love of almonds
Get her. Learn all I can about the slaves. Free all of them.Rape her after she is free.
I take her, and see where that goes. Maybe I use her for sex, or as a maid. Who knows?
>>37291725Fuck off to /wst/, you spent way too much effort trying to get us to discuss your fetish.You can't just present any scenario that gets you off and then ask "what would your character do?" and call that on-topic
>>37291892>>37291952>>37292010>>37292014>>37292032>>37292036>>37292113Are almonds going to be /tg/'s official snack?
>>37292147Maybe even a sexy maid!
>>37292203Have you eaten almonds before? I'm eating them at my computer right now
>>37292147>Maybe I use her for sexWhy?She neither has exceptional beauty or something exceptionally rare and unique (such as a slave in the Roman markets having platinum blonde hair) nor is she trained in any of the erotic arts.Sex slaves exist, but they were a hell of a lot more valuable than "oh she's just some chick with a hymen."
>>37291725I free her of her bonds and train her to fight, as her red hair shows that she is clearly a Fanalis and will be better as a companion in battle than a simple slave.>tfw I'm the only person I know who's watched Magi
>>37292203Do almonds have a potential for a good snack for neckbeards while gaming? I mean, you don't salt or candy almonds like other nuts so they can't really mess up your fingers, and they are kinda healthy
>a potential worker in any field, once given proper instruction.Guys, you're not even seeing bigger picture, she's not just a holder. She can even grow and harvest almonds for you, if you teach her how.
Take her. Slaves are handy, and there's hardly any wickedness here so long as you're a benevolent master.Some people were born to serve, she just so happens to be one of them.
Teach her in the ways of magic, become her patron (warlock btw), train until she is at her peak ability, use our powers to inflict __fun__ upon the world.
>>37291725Hello, little bird.
>>37292257>Obtain dryad slave>condition her around almond trees>She starts growing almonds>other slave can now directly harvest almonds
>>37292257I don't really like almonds, could she do the same thing with cashews or pistachios?
>>37292251They do salt almonds, though. And roast them.These types of almonds are, of course, for disgusting filthy heathens with no taste. Eat raw, brah.
>>37291725Take her and free her somewhere where she won't be sold back into slavery of course. Probably find a family that will look after her and visit in-between adventures to see how she's doing and training her in the art of combat so she can defend herself against future attackers and one day join me on my adventures.Lawful Good as fuck.
>>37291725I was in need of an apprentice anyway, assuming she's any good at technology. Or sorcery.Might be prudent to make her actually like me, to reduce the risk of the whole "student overthrow teacher" nonsense.If she hasn't got any of those aptitudes, I can still bring her. Ritual sacrifice, or simply, well, slave.
>>37292208Alright, that's what I am using her for. But I should teach her something useful in the process. >>37292239She can learn erotic arts.
>>37292348>I don't really like almondsI think you've stepped into wrong thread, Anon.
>>37292406>to reduce the risk of the whole "student overthrow teacher" nonsense.If they don't try and overthrow you then you're a failure as a teacher.
>>37291952Jesus Christ dude did you not notice my fucking cart and horse filled with almonds on the way in? To say nothing of the carriage for my personal almond chef?THEY DON'T CALL ME THE ALMOND KNIGHT FOR NOTHING YOU KNOW!Right, that's IT! The Baron has disrespected my title so I slaughter him and everyone in his castle before razing it down in an almond-scented blaze.
The laws of men are weak and frail, only the commandments of God move me. The word of God the angels has proclaimed slavery to be abominable, therefore she is freed and the Baron has secured his place in damnation. Law has no weight on my soul, I act with God's grace. I gently remind the Baron of his sin and offer prayers on his behalf. The girl is taken to the nearest abbey and is offered a choice to serve as a sister and devote herself to God or go free as she wishes. I continue on my path as God wills.
So what are the benefits of fresh caught slaves, as opposed to born slaves? All I hear these days is 'break for freedom' this and 'stabbed in sleep' that
>>37292438>She can learn erotic arts.Do you realize how expensive it is to teach a slave how to deepthroat? Do anal? Learn proper handjob technique? Fake an orgasm?The Baron gave you a sub-par slave that will cost an arm-and-a-leg to even be useful, when at a fraction of the cost (or time) you could've hired someone or, oh I don't know, bought a slave that already knew what you wanted?
>>37292348>I don't really like almonds, could she do the same thing with cashews or pistachios?>cashews of pistachiosFucking obliterate yourself dear sir.
>>37292482I fuck her and steal her rags.
>>37292348Get the fuck out of here.
>>37291725>Teach her some leather working and crafting>Slowly show her the wonders of magic>Teach her all that I know about human body and anatomy >Force her to construct a flesh golem that I bring to life>Let her ride on its shoulders like some kind teen queen of the dead.
>>37292536>>37292496>>37292482Yes, okay, but where are the almonds in all this?
>>37292203No, /tg/'s official snack is Meatbread
>>37292348Don't listen to those other anon, pistachios are top tier.
>>37292496Easier to come by. Raising slave from child takes years. Capturing fresh ones is matter of weeks. And there's plenty of tasks where even less reliable workforce will do when it's cheap and plentiful. You won't use captive for your personal handmaiden, but they will do for a unqualified workforce.
>>37292552God provides almonds.
>>37292496>So what are the benefits of fresh caught slaves, as opposed to born slaves? All I hear these days is 'break for freedom' this and 'stabbed in sleep' thatAbsolutely nothing.The only time you'd want a fresh-caught slave is if you're the one that actually caught 'em, or you're training them to be sold at the market.Having a "blank slate" slave is disgraceful and a waste of time, money and effort on the part of the slave owner.
>>37292327>One slave grows almonds all over her body 24/7>The other carefully picks them off and prepares all sorts of almond based foods>They both feed it all to youTruly it is great to have almond slaves.
As a chaotic evil character, I am torn between my strong opposition to any sort of authority, especially that which would enslave people and my inherent selfishness and misanthropy. Eventually I'd probably just take the slave, shoot the baron in the head, and run away. I'd probably end up leaving the slave in field somewhere with a couple of bullets, a crude drawing of a gun, and a fistful of almonds.
>Take the slave>Return to your camp>Strap her down>Sacrifice her to the patron god of almonds, Nut'tela.>Become an avatar of almonds, capable of summoning almonds of varying shapes and sizes at will>Conquer the world in a storm of salty, nutty goodness.You're all small time compared to me.
>>37292004>Not regifting herTie her up with a ribbon and give her away as a birthday present to someone else.
>>37292607>a fistful of almonds>leaving almonds to rot instead of eating themCE confirmed worst alignment
>>37292672There would be an awkward moment where you regift her to the baron and he notices.
>>37292700Just kip him with a coupla almonds and everything and everything'll be gravy, cutter!
>>37292700I was tempted to say "probably not because she'll be all large-breasted and 'worn in' after I pump a few kids into her" but then I realized that would lower her market value even more.Actually now that I think about it you could always try to find out how fertile she is. She might not be particularly good-looking or naturally strong, but she isn't scrawny or dumb either; we could always use her to pleasure the hard-working male slaves and possibly carry their children.
>>37292327>>37292257>>37292604Almonds naturally contain cyanide before heating, you have both a delicious food and a dangerous poison.
>>37292476No, if she doesn't try, she is either not ambitious enough or she'll see my plans are leagues ahead of whatever plans she could conceive. There are other parts of the galaxy where the Great Architect needs agents, should she be willing to travel.Also, she'll have to learn how to grow almonds.
This thread makes me feel ashamed to be allergic to almonds
>>37291725>So your party ends up completing a quest for a baron. He is very pleased with your speed, professionalism and, above all, your discretion, and throws a dinner to reward you for your hard work.>As the dinner ends and the baron retires, bidding your party farewell, one of his retainers approaches and tells you that the baron has one more gift for you, before bidding you follow.>You are led to a basement room to find a young almond tree (possibly five or six of age) in a pot. As you enter it lowers its leaves so as to not look at you. The retainer tells you that this tree is one last gift to you. It was raised from a family of almond trees in a prosperous grove who have never grown freely and so shall not attempt to flee your service and be planted in a woodland somewhere, and has been carefully developed for fruit size, flavour and piquancy, as well as being a hardy breed capable of growing even under the duresses of a travelling life, branch-marked by the baron himself at an early age as a potential grower in any field, once given proper care. The tree is in a healthy condition with all her roots, no illnesses, a moderately thick bark and requiring minimal pruning. It has no name barring her unofficial potted plant name and can be given to whatever name or title you deem fit. And, the retainer adds with a wink, the fruit of the tree has never been eaten.>He goes on further to explain that the tree has been instructed to consider itself your property. You're not sure why as it is a fucking tree, but he confirms it is your right to do whatever you wish with it, as well as to trade or dispose of as property.>Should you not wish to take possession of the tree, the retainer informs you that the baron understands that some from other countries where such things are taboo do not wish such possessions, and as such will not be insulted. If so it will be taken back by the baron to be found purpose for.>What does your character do with the almond tree?
>>37292626>Implying Nut'ela likes sacrifices>Implying she would find you killing a potential disciple and almond bearer cruel>Implying teaching the girl of the holy almond isn't the only right choiceAlmonds provide, they nourish, they feed. They do not take nor thirst for blood.The great almond goddess needs no sacrifices anon.
>>37291725Have her help me write my thesis on mind control deprogramming, I guess.
>>37292785>Allergic to almonds.Some men are saddled with curses the likes of which would make demons wail in anguish.
>>37292626Almonds aren't actually nuts, strange but true.
>100% obedient>quicklearner>young so whole life infront of herTeach her everything i can until she better than me at whatever that was. Make her my pupil/apprentice/squire/secretary. Makebher as strong, fast, clever and wise as i can. From the description she seems like the perfect clay to mold.
>>37292501No I don't. Maybe I will go Lawful Goodish and keep her just as a maid and assistant.
>>37292203Activate your almonds, nigga
>>37291725It seems she hasn't been TOO badly mistreated, especially as far as slavery goes, and apparently she's a quick learner. And our party IS in need of an extra skillmonkey/hireling. It shouldn't take too long to get her re-adjusted to normal social dynamics, and to teach her how to mend armor and weapons. And since I already hunt for the party, produce water/food where it's needed, and cast many of our defensive spells and effects, a few paces behind me is probably the safest and most secure place for her to be in the world.
>>37292501>Do you realize how expensive it is to teach a slave how to deepthroat? Do anal? Learn proper handjob technique? Fake an orgasm?Some years ago there's been a story of Anon travelling to remote region of South America for a year (he was a wildlife biologist doing thesis or something). He was renting a room from locals (natives) and upon some haggling got their daughter (in early teens) along with the deal. His pocket money was more than those people earn in lifetime and marriages for profit are common, so getting the that kinda deal for a one year "lease" as no brainer. He managed to teach her all the stuff to "be perfect companion" over the course of couple months and just enjoy the rest. So it's probably not all that much hassle.
>>37292626>Nut'tela>patron god of almonds>not hazelnutsyou done fucked up
>>37292239>Sex slaves exist, but they were a hell of a lot more valuable than "oh she's just some chick with a hymen."Maybe slaves existing specifically for sex owned by important people. Nothing stopping a man wealthy enough to own slaves but not wealthy enough to buy beautiful slaves for the express purpose of sex from banging some girl who works in the kitchen or anything.Plus it isn't like pink hair is a common trait, I would say that pink hair is probably less common than platinum blonde hair.As for me, probably use her to polish my armour, sharpen my sword, carry my helmet collection since I only need one helmet in combat.
>>37292861>believing retarded pedo fantasies on 4chan
>>37292700She becomes the family and friends practical joke where every birthday/christmas/wedding is punctuated by the regifting of this useless slave amid titters of laughter. My sister's husband's family does the same thing with a crappy old handmade clay dish or something.
I trade the slave for her weight in almonds.
>>37292796I deflower it.
>>37292810Then Nut'ela is a fool god, and all who follow in her wavering footsteps are doomed to failure. If she will not accept my sacrifices, then I will simply reject the healing power of almonds for the destructive force of peanuts.That's right, anon: I will resurrect the long dead god that is Miz-tar-pe-nut and harness his unholy power to bring an end to the sanctimonious tyranny of almonds.
>>37292796Never change, /tg/
>>37292896The image of some poor miserable slave constantly being traded back and forth between owners as they laugh hysterically and roll their eyes at each other is really tickling me.
This thread has gotten too almondy for my taste. All because of one Anon.
>>37292796>Be me >Be level 3 oakling>Be given an almond tree who's nuts have never been tasted
>>37292348I love pistachios, but those need to be property roasted and salty. Almonds have a milder taste and thus would work better as a regular on the fly snack.
>>37291725I take her to my castle and employ her as a servant tasked with cooking for other servants and keeping the place presentable. If she works hard then after 3 years she will be asked whether she prefers to enter the world as a free woman or stay as a slave, but I will assist her in finding a suitable spouse. Any children of that union will be free persons.
>>37292858>tfw almonds not activated
>>37292478Preach it knigga.
>>37292907Truly a dark day....Adventurers! You must venture out into the frozen wastes of the Far North and seek out the foul King of All Rats! Force from him the location of the sleeping Prince of the Great Nut Gods! Only his power can put an end to this madness, the madness of Mizer Peahnuut! >pic related
>Despite his words, if you refuse the slave the baron burns down your almond orchards in revenge for the slight.
>>37291725Interesting. I turn her into a weapon of justice and goodness, and find a way to make her immortal.See, property can't be tempted. She doesn't see herself as a person, so she can't be corrupted by personal desire. She could be an extremely useful tool for the forces of good, even if she doesn't understand how or why.
>>37292509But you leave the almonds, right?
>>37291725Take her. She'll be our new maid at whatever building our adventuring party was planning to buy to act as our home base. Keeping things clean, preparing food, washing clothes, tending to the garden, etc.She'll be given a proper name and occasional pay so she can buy something nice for herself every once in awhile.After a few more adventures, possibly after earning at title or such from the local king/duke (and realizing I might want to settle down and start raising little adventurer kids), I'll free her and marry her.Many years later, she'll be teaching our 15-year old aspiring adventurer daughter how to cook while I sit back and tease her about how she has a crush on that strapping young prince/son of the duke.It's the ordinary things in life that are nice.
>>37292796>the tree has been instructed to consider itself your property. You're not sure why as it is a fucking tree, but he confirms it is your right to do whatever you wish withUnbelievable kekkers
>>37292974It's just me, Anon. I like almonds, but I'm so confused how this threads has got Anons almond crazed.
My character always wanted a daughter
>>37293049Roasted almonds? Delicious. Thanks baron, this is much better than that lousy slave.
>>37293083Why didn't the character make one themselves?
Okay but I'm cutting out her ovaries.
>>37293062>marrying your slavesThat's just unsanitary, you probably sugar your almonds.
>this entire thread
Gentlemen, it's about your almond tree..
>>37293083My character always wants almonds.
>>37291725Okay, I fuck her. Happy now? Sheesh, what's the deal with you people?
>>37293102Too easily distracted with almonds.
thank the baron personally for the slavejkkill baron when he thinks you will thank himraze castle in search of other slaves.
>>37293142Oh shitGuysGUYSTHE ALMOND TREE IS TURNING INTO A SLAVE GIRL
>>37293166Almonds are a helluva drug.
>>37293142Oh god, please don't tell me it's turning into a loli. Where will I get my almonds now?
>>37293049>You stand petrified as your almond trees burn to ashes before you, unable to do anything but feel the stream of tears running down your cheek.>You try to let out a scream of anguish, but your throat is hoarse and tight. Your knees are weak. Your eyes are fixated on the terrible spectacle unfolding before you.>You can almost hear the sounds of almonds burning into cinders as you collapse to the ground. So man almonds never savoured but for the madness of a tyrant.>And as your mind wanders back to the man responsible for this heinous deed, something within you breaks. A shell deep within your soul crumbles within the emotional nutcracker of tragedy.>Reaching for the emergency almond in your pocket, you steel yourself against the pain and rise one more. >Like the mighty almond, you swear to grow out of the dirt to give way to vengeance.>You are the Nutcracker and the day will be yours.
What's going on in this thread?Oh, nuts!
>>37293211>A shell deep within your soul crumbles within the emotional nutcracker of tragedy.my sides.
>>37292404>he didn't read the OP>he doesn't know that she doesn't understand the concept of freedomObviously you take her with you as a camp follower, let her prepare your meals if you want and occasionally quiz/debate/lecture her with the intention of expanding her mind until she'll naturally seek freedom, at which point it's worth giving it to her. Put her in a household and she'll just act like their slave or a household pet.You don't just tell a slave they're free you moron, they'll always be a slave in their mind. Do you even Lawful Good?
>>37293211WE WILL DANCE ATOP YOUR GRAVE BARON UPON OUR TIPPY-TOES!
>>37293190Even better> I breed with her> Her children are almond tree saplingsI am father of almonds
>>37293041I teach her philosophy and magic, and when the day is right, I allow her to burn the baron alive.
>>37292251>Superfood>Kinda healthyFucking casuals
>Every year as a child my father would get me a bag of cinnamin roasted almonds to much on all day.>Haven't seen him in years>Haven't had almonds sense my 16 birthdayFuck you guys.Now I'm balling my eyes out about fucking almonds in a thread that probably was ment to turn into some erp by OP.Fuck you all.
>>37293117I do. What of it?
>>37293277>not polymorphing him into a giant almond first so you can have a delicious post-mortem snack
>>37293176AADD?Almond Attention Deficit Disorder?
>>37293286just go buy some cinnamon roasted almonds and get some closure anon
>>37292769Only bitter almonds. Sweet almonds don't contain any cyanide.
It's only a matter of time before somebody goes "I'm sick of this masterwork almond".
LG/NG FighterTake her, treat her like a hireling. Give her an increasingly sized salary to spend as she wishes. When she expresses that she wants to leave, let her leave free and clear.
>>37293286If alive, call up and talk over almonds.If dead, go to grave and talk over almonds.If gone, burn almonds in memoriam of happier times.Is simple, no?
>>37293340An almond is already masterwork, it's named by the bible as the best of fruits in Genesis.
>>37291725My character could use a friend. He'll bring her along, and treat her nicely.Too bad he's gross though.
>>37293351>Take her, treat her like an almond. Give her an increasingly sized does of cinnamon to roast in as she wishes. When she expresses that she is ready to be eaten, let her be, crunchy and delicious..Fixed.
>>37293387Oh. I see. Just saying that before the meme pops in.
>>37292905But anon, if you remove the flowers they can't ripen into almonds!
>>37291725I can teach her to make my family's secret recipe for top-shelf liquor. It's amaretto
>>37293276So you will become known among all the lands as Odin.The Allmond Father.
>>37293277>I allow her to burn the baron alive.>for doing something completely legal without any kind of malice or any real crueltyI expect you meant to say 'I coerce her into burning the baron alive', because there's really no reason for her to do it. He wasn't a bad master, and she's aware what a slaves lot is.Maybe you're just a cunt devoid of any real humanity.
>>37293387Oh snap, what if the Snake didn't seduce Eve with apple? It's just later (miss)interpretation of the original story.
>>37293525Are you trying to say almonds are evil?
>>37293211>>37293041So how viable is the nutcracker suite as a campaign background?
>>37293572As good as your players let it be.
>>37291725Well this just won't do, for I am Fardanzibald, WIZARD OF NAMES! Onward, child, we will part the veil of the infinite to soar the aetheric realms and uncover your true designation and by proxy understand the true course of your destiny and will!Come, TOO ADVENTURE!Oh, servant fellow. I hereby inform you that I have worked my magics to twist your Lord's name for my own amusement, and by association his own metaphysical nature. This whole slave thing never sat well with me. Though in a way we are all slaves in one form or another. Anyway, his name will twist back.Now, where was I...OH YES! Aetheric Realms! Onward!
>>37293570Of course not! They're key to knowledge and enlightement. Enlightement man was not intended to have by his maker. But knowlegde in itself is not evil.
>>37293474... the ALMOND ALCOHOL?!
>>37293472You're... you're a monster!
>>37293472This is the kind of shit that sparks PvP conflict, anon.This is what That Guys are made of. You don't just literally nip the dreams of your fellow players in the bud.
>>37292861Most likely not true but if it is that's some fucked up shit right there son.
>>37293694Indeed. And not that cheap, saccharine shit made with stonefruit pits, either: an infusion of real, honest-to-Gods almonds. Almost as good as almond-encrusted fried chicken.
>>37294203Ohhhhhhhhh, that shits SOOOOOOOO good. It should be illegal that's how good it is!
Take her, introduce the party to her, free her, train her to fight, and down the line help her start a slave rebellion. Chaotic Good ftw!
>>37291725train her in the social arts of political warfare and intrigue.
>>37291725>Healthy>Nubile>can actually follow around>SkilledAwesome.
>>37292767As long as she actually keeps herself in shape (easy enough to do in non-modern times) you can just keep pumping more.See, Milf the movie category, is old women. But milf, the technical term, applied to like an 19-year-old piece of hot ass whose body you've knocked up twice? Awesome.
>>37291725If this happened in my campaign, I'd take his aside and explain that regarding magical realms when I'd described this one, I hadn't wanted to be the recipient of the slave girl.
Free her and then offer to hire her as a paid servant.
>>37296810She's scared by the thought of freedom and ignores your offer of paid work, instead begging to be allowed to become your slave again.
The Order of the Almond is a wealthy, influential, urbane, and utterly evil order of chivalry. Devoted servants acquired by dubious means serve them almonds from gilded baskets day and night. Their most prized possession is a magic rod that blossoms and bears sweet curative almonds on one side and deadly bitter almonds on the other, with no obvious way to tell them apart by sight. Only the brave or the ignorant accept invitations to their feasts.
First things first. We don't recognise her as a slave. Our ranger has some strong feelings against slavery and would likely strike out against any of us if we treated her like a slave.However only the Sorceress and Assassin come from societies where slavery past indentured servitude of criminals is a done thing and as a side effect the rest wouldn't even treat her as a slave to start with.As it stands the Sorceress and Necromancer are going to be treating her like a giant Barbie. She's going to be perpetually dressed to the nines in all the finery they can get their hands on.The Assassin and Duellist will be doting on her like a younger sister. Both can't return home and miss their own younger sisters. She'd be, essentially, a replacement sister for them. The Ranger will be as aloof to her and she is to everyone else. Despite her feelings against slavery, she wouldn't actually have any kind of emotional attachment to her.And my Cleric has found her apprentice. Even if our newest member doesn't take to theology, Sofia is a skilled mathematician, accountant, historian, linguist and scribe. She'll revel in being a teacher and will attempt to pass on all she knows.
Would you hold an almond?
>>37297233>you will never be an ex-slave who gets freed, dolled up, treated like a little sister and trained as an apprentice
>>37297637I have a servant for that.
>>37297974>you will never be an ex-slave who gets freed dolled up, treated like a little sister and trained as an almond holder
>>37297974That still kind of sounds like a slave. How is that different from still being a slave?
>>37298065I assumed almonds came under being doted on. Wouldn't you give your apprentice/little sister almonds?>>37298141It's being a specific kind of slave.
This whole thread.
>>37291725The Baron's story doesn't add up. if she's so obedient and not likely to run away, why is she chained to a wall? In a world with cheap cure spells, why is she scarred at all?I accept the baron's gift, then at the first opportunity have a mage or priest cast a spell that gets her to remember who she really is. She's probably the Emperor's illegitimate daughter who the Baron was ordered to get rid of or something. If she's not the next plot hook, I shake my head dissapointedly at the GM and treat her as the window-dressing that she is. >>37292501You pay other people to break in your slaves? As in, you don't have enough preferences that you'd rather do that yourself?Putting aside how weird it is to have the basic ingredients and want someone else to Pygmalion for you, do you realize how many qualified people would do that for free? If you wouldn't enjoy that, a vow of celibacy is probably more appropriate for your character.>>37293525Ever eat almonds with apples, Anon? They're even better together. Mmm...
I want /d/ to leave and die on the bus ride back home
>>37292835Burn the heretic.
>>37291725>fast learnerDoes this include magic?If so my aspiring lich has an apprentice.
>>37291725> "Slave, your goal from this day forward is to lend yourself to the study of philosophy, craft, and academia. You will determine your strengths and weaknesses in these areas, and move toward those things at which you excel. From your studies in philosophy, in two years' time, you are to offer me which fundamental doctrines best capture the truth of the human condition. From your studies in craft and academia, you will tell me how your skills are best utilized. Money is no object. You need only ask. Dismissed."
>>37298626/tg/ and /d/ are the same board.Also traps>girls, you know this to be true.
>>37291725>a moderate athletic strengthWhat are you on about anon? Morg is stronk as fuark.
>>37298610>She's probably the Emperor's illegitimate daughter who the Baron was ordered to get rid of or something.What if she is, but there's no plot use for her and all she's good for is being the slave she was presented as?
>>37298626If only we could be so lucky.
>>37298626Did bad OP trigger your feels, anon? Or do you just hate almonds?
>>37298626Did you only read the OP? Cause most of this thread is almonds, not dickgirls. Although...
>>37298141Where are slaves treated like doted-upon little sisters?
When I was a kid, my grandpa had a goat that went crazy for Almonds. Loved them.
>Almonds>Not picking the healthy activated one.
>>37292203No crumbs, no messy oils usually. Super healthy for you. Roast them in a pan with a little bit of butter, some brown sugar, and some cinnamon. Or glaze them with honey them smoke them. Delicious.
>>37293248This niggas got it right.Although I don't think I'm lawful good, cuz I'm also thinking of that education process as a bonding/waifu story.
elf slave wut do
>>37299860the main problem is they're very calorie dense, can't eat enough of them to get full without eating waaaaaay to many calories
>>37298964I blackmail the emperor with the threat of civil war, Game of Thrones style.
>>37291725Looks like we have a new cook and part time accountant. It may also be worth it to get her some training with blasters and vibro blades as well as showing her how to man the turret.Also, we may want to get her some decent armor since things on the ship and in port aren't always the safest, along with getting her a proper name and identity.
>>37300057It turns out that, while a slight scandal, the existence of the bastard daughter is hardly realm shattering, and even, to many, unsurprising.Ironically, the worst part of the scandal is how a freeborn was made into a slave without due process. But legal opinion establishes that the emperor's will is not to be defied, and that as the order to turn her into a slave was approved by him, it is legally valid.You're left with the slave. It is apparent that she won't object to not being called by her proper titles, even though strictly it is required.
>>37300036Only a problem if you don't burn off those calories.
>>37291725Sell her to the Bene Gesserit
>>37300655Useless slave with no notable genetic heritage? You can keep it.
>>37292861>i remember that thread>fuck im old
>>37293277its just fucking rocks
>>37291725Obviously now I know I must burn the kingdom down to the ground for allowing slavery.
>>37291963this plus declaring that we hate slavery
>>37301603top right of the pic, darker than the surroundings.
>>37302516That's a spider, isn't it?
>>37292014How are you forbidden from eating them by using two hands? Where the fuck is your mouth?
>>37292348Man, I'm with you. Almonds are just boring.
>>37292896>>37292948I am 99% sure this is somebody's fetish.
>>37293282"Superfood" is a bullshit phrase made up by hippies and peddled towards hipsters. It has no real meaning and gives no real indications.
>>37302800Looked like a sniper to me.>>37291725I'm a bad person, and am a bit of a pervert. Hyper-obedient slave girls are a thing I like a lot. If it fit my character, and since I like to play characters with different moral norms when in fantasy, I'd probably make use of her. I'd also have her take care of the myriad minute daily tasks and manual chores around camp. maybe teach her a trade like whittling or an art like singing or dance and use her to make money to fund my mercenary company/experimentation on undead/ merchant consortium/art addiction/whatever particular aspect I'm exploring with my character.
>>37302881Well, you CAN eat them if they're filling both your hands. You'd look like an uncultured animal burying it's face in a trough, but you technically can.
>>37302932>a "bit" of a pervert>into the misogynistic, dehumanized radical objectification of a human beingDespite the words that I am trying to use in an objective sense, no judgments, but that seems like you're underselling yourself there.
>>37302973What kind of dainty barbarian mongrel would slow his consumption of almonds even a little? If you aren't two-fistedly pouring them into your waiting maw, you are some kind of outlander pig-man, wasting perfectly good nuts.
>>37292113You know, for a second I actually doubted /tg/'s ability to find a slightly sexy picture of a woman holding almonds.I don't know what came over me.
>>37302104and find a way to undermine the human traficing industry and destroy it in whatever country we are in. and maybe silently kill this baron
>>37302918It's pretty much just a specific kind of submission/degradation, so yeah, almost certainly somebody's fetish, both from the slave's perspective and the owners'.
>>37303403What if he threw some almonds into the deal first?
>>37303086You need to trust our combined google-fu effords, anon.
>>37291725I do nothing, becuase Goltas will betray me for the bitch in a dungeon
>>37299654>healthyActivated Almonds have higher cyanide levels then roasted.Just saying.And what's wrong with Emu? It's tasty.
>>37291725I take her. My character has no need for a sex slave, but would greatly enjoy a traveling companion. Especially if they would help with the cooking. I would allow her to take a name of her choosing, when she finds one she wants and allow her to leave if she so desires.My character would most likely attempt to raise her like a daughter of sorts, seeing as how his died many years ago when he became a Warlock.
>>37303794What the fuck are activated almonds?
>>37303794It's just that emu isn't something you'd normally find in a grocery store outside Australia and I don't know how common is it there.
>>37291725isn't that Morg?Why aren't her feet bound? Do you want to be kicked to death?
>>37291725As an ex-paladin? Free her, and let her do as she will.As a half-orc gunslinger? I'd like to introduce her to my pork sword.
>>37303950What do you think? An Almond with the Activation Code entered.
>>37303950Take a raw, unbleached almond.Soak it in water for 12+ hours.Dry in a food dehydrator at it's lowest setting for another 12+ hours.Enjoy your activated almond.The soaking triggers the beginning of sprouting, converting some of the starch into simpler sugars.They taste almost identical to normal bleached, roasted almonds with absolutely no know health benefits over normal almonds.But anyone who drinks Alkaline Water intentionally isn't willing to let facts stand against his diet choices.>>37303954Rare. You need to find a butcher who deals in more then cow, sheep, pig and chicken. There's likely at least one every tenth or so suburb.Most Emu meat is exported, but I don't know to which countries.
>tfw deathly allergic to almonds>tfw I realize I can never revel in the merriment of such a fine delicacy with other fa/tg/uysI might as well kill myself. Not with almonds though getting my throat closed off is super uncomfortable.
>>37304274Based anon, thanks for responding
>>37304339Buy a peach, cut the stone in half and sniff.There you go, the taste of almonds.Almond texture I'd say is similar to Holumi cheese, albeit a lot denser till it has a crunch to it.I personally don't care for them. I like Macadamian nuts.
>>37304274>sheepIn the US, you're going to a specialty meat shop to find anything other than prepack lamb chops. And not every grocery store is even going to carry those. At least I'm lucky enough to live in a town that's not completely peopled by philistines.
>>37291963I'd have her sow a tabard or something first, personally. o_o
>>37304386Sew. I can't spell.
>>37304371But stones don't grow in peaches and they don't taste like almonds. You can't fool me!
Same thing my party does with every valuable thing that can't be separated into parts, we divide her up evenly and give a fair portion to each party member based on the value of the parts. Why do we do this? Because our party leader is a fucking moron and wouldn't be listening to anything other than "this is yours now". He wouldn't even hear that its a human life. He would just divide the bitch up. And we would be powerless to stop him, not just because of the charter we laid down, but because we all had such a poor understanding of the system at the time of creation we made fucking terrible characters. Except for him, he's a monster who would tear us all apart with little to no difficulty. So he says divide the chick, we turn away and pretend he isn't butchering another human to distribute among us and be carried around. Also most of the party wouldn't be listening either. Only 3 of us are coherent enough to get that its a human and not a pile of gold.
>>37291725My character quickly says she'll take her before anyone else in the party can object. She shoots a "Shut the fuck up" glare at the party medic, who belatedly realizes that taking the slave and freeing her is preferable to objecting to the gift and leaving her in slavery.The party tells her she can live a free woman and goes to reasonable lengths to find a place for her. After all, being free doesn't mean much if she starves to death penniless and they don't exactly have the time and money to run a charity for rescued slaves.Fuckin' heroes, man.
>>37292251>you don't candy almondsWell maybe YOU don't.Sunflower seed master race reporting in. Plus I can spit husks at the slave if she's annoying me.
>>37304408>Seeing a pile of gold>Not a pile of AlmondsI mean just think about how many Almonds you could get out of her your party leader is being vary short sighted
>>37293248She can understand the concept of freedom without having had it.It's the same thing as me understanding the concept of a menstrual cycle without having one. I can break it down to things I either can relate to or understand academically. I don't have ovaries, but I've had cramps of other kinds before and assume it feels similar but in a different place, for instance. I know, in an academic sense, what the bleeding is and so on.Same thing. She's not free and never has been but she works for people who, presumably, are free. She might not be good at it, might fall into old habits without guidance, but it's not like you'd have to sit down and explain that there is a concept called freedom and some people don't have to serve others. She might not be USED to the concept of her labor having value, but she wouldn't be like, confused or surprised if you told her that she could get paid for doing work in other contexts.
>>37304385Wait, really?In Aus, even the worst stocked Butcher will have at least two different cuts of sheep unless location makes it difficult.
>>37304485Fuck my local IGA has 2 cuts, a roast and shanks. >sheepMutton nigga
A troupe of bards (and a cleric) take this quest and name the once-slave Jessica.
>>37304511I thought Mutton was a British term only.Certainly I've never been corrected for calling it sheep till now.
>>37303954Yea dude I've never seen Emu meat in the shops here, bit have eaten in the bush. It's not bad really.Kangaroo gets on the shelves, it used to just be a la-de-da kinda novelty thing but when exports dropped heaps they started palming it off to lacal markets."Queensland farmed kangaroo" is something I used to see in Victoria a lot. Farmed by arse, the bastard may have been shot on a farm but lol
I'm surprised that nobody wants to train her to be a cleric. Set her free and see if she sticks around.
>>37291725>has never known freedom so shall not attempt to flee your serviceconfirmed for pure magical realm, not even remotely trying to justify the fetish with claims of "realism" and "well it was grim dark in the past"
My party was put in this situation, except the girl was mute on top of everything else. We didn't really know what to do so I said fuck it, took her with us and started training her as a monk, she actually had decent stats for it too, we rolled all that shit before we squired her. 40 years later in the campaign, somehow i survive long enough to open a monastery and she is my head student, usually takes over teaching while I was adventuring with my peeps.
>>37300132Depending on whether the emperor is by blood or by marriage, she might not even HAVE a proper title.If the emperor is "the husband of the empress" rather than "the son and heir of the last emperor," her proper title is exactly jack shit. well okay, to marry an empress he probably had an important title already, but still, you get my point.
>>37304511>IGA>Independent Grocers AllianceIGAs still have real meat markets. Most national chain supermarkets are nearly 100% prepack. I guarantee your local Kroger, Aldi, or Wal-Mart affiliate isn't cutting mutton from quarters.
>>37304536Well, Australia was British I guess. And we never had a big war against the old boy to really want to break away from the fold.I like hogart personally. Me and Dad have a joke where we feed poeple goat meat and call it "low fat hogart" lel.
>>37296938Since I clearly exist in a fetish-driven ERP fantasy magical realm, I accept her slavery.
>>37304582IGA is the only one of those we have, and woolworths have in store butchers. Coles probably does I guess?(I need to refresh more often and >>37304590 put all this in one post)
>>37298799this post lacks almonds.
>>37304485New Zealand has like a factor of 20 more sheep then people. that could explain why Aus would be able to get them easy. almonds are good with lamb
Setting her free is probably the worst option. If you are evil, well you gain nothing. If you are good, she will probably not survive out there and end up as a slave again.If you are Good, the best thing to do is take her,t hen train her. People suggested cleric or monk. Or, at least, find a good place for her, where she wouldn't be abused.If you are Evil, you probably don't need a guide on how to use a slave. Go nuts.
>>37304880Pretty sure Aus has our own, unmolested sheep. Bloody Kiwis
>>37291725Take her.then I become depressed and drink more vodka as I realize that freedom is a psychological death sentence for her.i teach and encourage her to be inquisitive and slowly but surely ask her for advice, then criticize her for bad ones.I then slowly but surely introduce her to the possibility of me being autistic and actually having been brought up very restrictive and chastised and thus have really big issues I try to solve on my own as I show and teach her the world as good as I am able to until she finds her own roof over their heads.
>>37304597>honestly thinking this isn't only probably from a slaveSo what do you imagine she would do, realistically? inb4 radio silence the moment a question challenges your presumptions
>>37291725>What does your character do with her?Takes her and gradually integrates her as a free member of the party, giving her time to get used to the concept. Probably he'd want to teach her a trade, but his non-killing trade is singing and some play of instruments. Not a secure profession, but eh.
>>37291725Shit, man, thralls are good stuff. Having to clean and cook your own food, patch your own clothes, set up your own camp sucks. Only right that a great warrior such as I have a thrall to do it for me.As my possession, naturally anyone who disrespects her is disrespecting me by proxy, and has an urgent meeting with my sword in their near future.
>>37291725Take her, train her, free her, make her seneschal of the party stronghold or similar post of low-to-moderate risk and moderate-to-high responsibility. That ought to resolve everything neatly.Funny that in a good/neutral territory, slavery is permitted to be generational and not simply a means of debt repayment, or the like. I think we have a side-quest!
>>37305070>Funny that in a good/neutral territory, slavery is permitted to be generationalYou're saying any inherited status is automatically Evil?>and not simply a means of debt repaymentBut you think it's compatible with Good to enslave people for missing a mortgage payment?
>>37304954Most mutton on sale in oz is local but NZ mutton is still found to a decent degree.
>>37298799>Literally read this as "philosophy, craft and macadamia">thought the nut puns were intensifyingGod dammit, Starscream, you have failed me for the last time.
>>37303086It's still not a perfect picture since she's looking down at the almonds instead of up at her master.
>>37292601>>37292482>98lb girl>298lb gown and accessories>hear me roarFantasy tropes are hilarious.
>>37305021>realisticallySorry, realism went out the window the moment someone started begging me not to pay them and to keep them as my slave instead of as a paid assistant.Do you spend so much time reading trashy erotic fiction that you don't realize how painfully obvious the ERP-logic is in this presumption?
In order of last played>LE Bard accepts slave, teaches her to be a cultist and/or keeps her, reasonably decent master and so on, then eventually sacrifices her for power.>LG necromancer accepts her, beings to gently open her up to the world over time, she probably ends up teaching as the wizard school>LN Inquisitor of Asmodeus is totes down for having a slave, the rest of the group probably tries to teach her to be free behind his back but he'd be such a decent master that its unlikely to happen. Probably ends up marrying her off to someone/doing something to make her happy after a few years of service and for personal benefits.
>>37305427Answer the question, fucktard. Your inability to do it is only demonstrating how ill-placed you are making claims about realism.
i was just gonna fuck her alot but this thread has ttaught me her true purpose is holding almonds
I would have a blackzilian slave girl who has a big hat with fruit in it, and she just carries the fruit around in her hat and shakes her massive latinoniggro ass when I demand it. Maracas and all.
My Paladin declares her his waifu and enacts courtly love upon the pure, unsullied maiden.Things get weird when you hardball chivalry
Accept the slave. Free the slave after leaving this barony (which we will do immediately, of course,) and offer to teach her rudimentary skills, knowledge, whatever I can. If she accepts, take her on in a quasi-squire/valet capacity, where I'll try to show her everything I've learned of this world, both its beauty and its many dangers.Once she feels comfortable (or immediately by her election,) I will either escort her to a homeland if such a place exists, take her to some other place of safety at her discretion (though the nearest temple would be very easy to arrange,) or, if she feels independent enough, simply give her some equipment, money, and at least one weapon to aid her on her travels wherever she may wish to go.In the future, I will be more reluctant to deal with this baron, as I find his practices distasteful and unjust. He is fortunate that much greater horror exists in this world than that which he perpetrates. If that should change, know that his depraved reign will end, OP of Fagsburgh.
>>37293059So you're turning her into an artificial angel?
I consult my trusty Code of Conduct manual for advice. It's a little crusty with blood and some of it's charred up a bit, but it's mostly legible.Look's like we're having us a barbeque! Unfortunately, it's not free range meat, but I'm not picky.
>>37291725>Young.>Maiden.>Raised a slave.Delicious. Portable, willing blood-bank acquired!
>>37304463>She might not be good at it, might fall into old habits without guidance, but it's not like you'd have to sit down and explain that there is a concept called freedom and some people don't have to serve othersNo, you'd have to demonstrate repeatedly that freedom is something SHE has, and that SHE doesn't have to serve others.>>37304557>usually takes over teaching while I was adventuring with my peepsHow does she teach when she's mute?
>>37305763She is afraid of being freed and would rather be your slave. She has no homeland, as she was raised in slavery, and she would prefer to remain owned by you, since you've shown her kindness, than risk being in the care of any temple or other refuge.She defends the baron's treatment of her when the matter is brought up.
>train train train train train trainYou fuckers love the idea of a free follower, don't you?Why does /tg/ automatically try to turn slaves and orphans into 'badass paladin wizard lawyers'? Why not just let them live their lives like a normal person?
>>37291725I lead her away and have her act as my secutery and part time bar made that my rogue bought and is the benifactor of. She will become adapt in smuggling, money laundering and in time she will take over my role as i leave for more quests, all i demand is 75% of the profit and she is free to do as she wills. Possibly have her elected as town mayor to be my puppet and rule from the shadows (no one would elect a Lawful Evil Tiefling Rogue, but a pretty face with lots of money behind her....)
>>37305896>You fuckers love the idea of a free follower, don't you?Yes, yes we do.For three very good reasons. We did technically earn her, we wouldn't throw away earned loot.Having her settle down in a normal life means she leaves the picture and that's just a boring end to any character arc or moral arc, in fact its washing our hands of her in a way.And last, it isn't an interesting story if we just drop them off with some one else. Fuck, you might as well have said>You fuckers love the idea of adventuring don't you. Why don't you just roleplay peasants that nothing interesting happens to.
>>37305867In that case, I shall go amongst the people and help defend the good and pure against the wicked and debased, and she shall follow, and learn more of such people and places. Surely the lights that shine in the souls of goodly people will convince her that she could find a home somewhere, will they not, brave Ser OP of Fagsburgh?
>>37305896Normal people get shat upon. Exceptional people do the shitting.
>>37305921>And last, it isn't an interesting story if we just drop them off with some one elseGiven that every post has been 'She ends up my wife/ a teacher at the monk/wizard/warrior academy / I give her some position of power because nepotism', it's not shaping up to be an interesting story anyway.
>>37305945And what happens to people that are pushed to be exceptional but lack the aptitude?
>>37305955Usually suicide or rebellion.
>>37305946If you boil it down to just the ending, no story is interesting.>Bible? Guy is born, dies on the cross>Les Miserables, his daughter gets married, he dies in peace>Beowulf, he fights a dragon>Kind Arthur, the sword goes back in the lake.Its what happens between start and end that makes a story brostein.
>>37305946No, that's the thread shaping up to be repetitive; the story of "born a slave, died a hero" is going to be more interesting than "born a slave, died a peasant".Although "I'LL MARRY HER AND MAKE HER THE PERFECT WAIFU" is some CWC level turbo autism shit
>>37305946Really, because I'm mostly seeing post exulting almonds.
>>37305940She becomes more capable and falls in love with you. One day when you bring up her future, she confesses that she dreams of retiring with you and settling down to serve as your slave once your adventures are behind you.
>>37305972>Bible is New Testament only>Les Miserables, his daughter gets married, he dies in peaceand the palading falls (well, jumps to a river)>Beowulf, he fights a dragonand then they fuck>Kind Arthur, the sword goes back in the lake.also NTR
>>37306013Dat magical realm doe.
>>37291725Sell her on for profit. We really can't use some weak scared girl on our travels.
>>37306013>She becomes more capable and falls in love with you. One day when you bring up her future, she confesses that she dreams of retiring with you and settling down to serve as your personal almond picker once your adventures are behind you.Much better.
>>37291725I'm afraid things would get too magical realm.
>>37291725>the Rogue throws his hands up halfway through the retainer's explanation>says he's not interested and needs a breath of fresh air>Paladin leaves the room with him>Paladin's torn to fuck up over his internal Good vs Law struggle >not paying attention>Rogue slips away before they even get outside>knocks out a sleepy guard for their clothes>locates the Baron's quarters>breaks in and sets up>wakes the Baron up with hurried warnings of an attack >panicking his sleep addled state>Baron jumps out of bed onto caltrops>crashes into desk covered in oil with a barely lit candle on top>rolls around on the floor screaming>guards outside can't get in through barricaded door>Rogue kicks the shit out of him to put him out>picks him up by his tattered pyjama collar>leans in close to ask one final thing>"What's the fucking password to your almond safe old man?"
Lets just wrap this thread out with the inevitable>Anyone who does anything except save her and be unrealistically nice is called an edge lord>Anyone who does save her and do anything kind is accused of wanting a waifu>Someone inevitably brings up what everyone would actually do which is keep her as a sexy slave and enjoy themselves and gets bleated down by both sides as they rub their erections against the underside of the table>One creepy fucker says he cuts a hole in her and fucks that>Everyone goes home unhappy.>>37306026>Didn't even read the 'only the end' part of that post
>>37291725My current Changeling character would happily accept such a boon and would quickly set her to work at his house in the hedge. He's an early 19th century english noble, so keeping slaves and houseworkers is alright in his book, nor would he mistreat her. She'd get along well with Jeeves the house-goblin.
>>37306080Just another day on /tg/.
>>37306076>"What's the fucking password to your almond safe old man?"Ya got me. I thought the almond ride was over.
>Motherly ara-ara Sorceress starts spoiling her like her own kid and teaches her the adventuring life>Party thief and said Sorceress's ACTUAL daughter, ~15 years of age, gets omega jealous the way spoiled teens do, and treats her pretty poorly (Sorc keeps it from going too far though)>Surly Paladin takes her on as a squire to have something to do instead of complain around the campfire every night>Paty-loving Cleric stays out of it as much as possible as that shit sounds like responsibility and his god gives him way too much of that shit anyway>In the end Slave-chan learns all she can from the party Paladin, and with the aid of some tricks and cantrips picked up here and there, ambushes, captures and lewds the shit out of the party Thief to get back at her. Slave/spoiled girl dom/sub reversal end. They start an Almond orchard together.Fuck yeah I'd magical realm it, why wouldn't I? Just look at that prompt. It was asking for it.
>>37306013To clarify, she falls in love, but she only confesses a desire to settle down and serve as a slave, right?I reassure her that she may stay with me as long as she needs to, for by now we will surely have done much Good for many people, and will continue to do Good as long as we are able. Her desire to serve is admirable; I simply want to teach her that there are higher ideals to serve, and that I am merely a man, unworthy of one's full devotion, for such single-minded devotion leaves no room for Justice and Compassion for All who live.One may, and one should care for others, but to care only for one to the exclusion of All else is to neglect the wide world and its people. I care for her a great deal, and wish for her to be happy, but I do not believe such an absolute servitude to another is just.
>>37306112>Lamia>Noblewoman>Cyclops>Goblin>Elf>CatI spend the rest on Almonds and a wagon to put them in
>>37306186Save some of your almon- golds for the second page.
>>37306200Throw in a childhood friend to abuse and I'm done
>>37305480Your inability to string two sentences together without cursing to prove how tough and aggressive you are speaks volumes as well.Realistically I think anyone forced in a position of slavery would jump at the chance to be a paid, freed person instead.>b-b-but they don't know what freedom is like bcuz they were born into it!This is ERP magical realm fantasy bullshit, as anyone who has looked at real slavery in the real world (you know, in history textbooks, not erotic lit) can tell you.
>>37306330Your derrière appears damaged, anon.
>>37305864Yes, you'd have to tell her that she, too, can be freed. This is not what I was replying to, I was replying to some retard who thinks slaves cannot comprehend freedom. That is bullshit self-justifying logic only put forth by slaveowners in the prewar South and sincerely believed by nobody.
>>37305896Because nothing about D&D and other such games is about normal people leading normal lives. Shit if we want to roleplay as a slave going to a mundane job we can just go to our actual jobs and at least make money doing it.
>>37306330>Realistically I think anyone forced in a position of slavery would jump at the chance to be a paid, freed person instead.Not if they were born into it. If they don't know what freedom is, why would they want it? They'd be scared of it instead.
>>37306361>Shit if we want to roleplay as a slave going to a mundane job we can just go to our actual jobs and at least make money doing it.You're not though. You're roleplaying as someone showing a slave that there's things worth living for, and that freedom is wonderful.Take them on picnics and to festivals, help them to get a job with a nice employer, help them to find a normal relationship or go all rescue romance if you feel like it. You don't need to turn them into a dragonkiller to have an interesting or fulfilling narrative.
>>37306200Dear sir, is there a third page of which to spend my almonds on?
>>37306440There is indeed, my good Sir.You even have the opportunity to obtain more almonds in exchange for certain minor inconveniences!
>>37304880>almonds are good with lambGreat, now I want an almond-holder slave girl LeggyTime to take a trip to /co/
>>37306080You forgot the almonds.
>>37292871>Nothing stopping a man wealthy enough to own slaves but not wealthy enough to buy beautiful slaves for the express purpose of sex from banging some girl who works in the kitchen or anything.I Believe this move is called the "Tommy Jefferson"
>>37306562In fairness, she was almost certainly his dead wife's half-sister, and by all accounts was a pretty fine mixed-blood honey.
>>37291725Take her, go on high adventure, later free her, marry her, live a good life somewhere.
>>37306495>go to market with 2500 gold>buy a cat>cat is a liar>earn 250 gold from nowhere>buy a spellbook>become a wizard>make 150 gold and become a wizard from just going to marketI'm a fucking genius
>>37306330>without cursing to prove how tough and aggressive you areSorry. How's this?Please answer the question, anon. I sincerely believe the scenario shouldn't break suspension of disbelief, and I understand you don't and I really want to know why, so we can understand each other better. Thanks for reading and again, pretty please answer.
>>37306495>abolitionist>hunted by abolitionistsI know how to live
>>37306815>not taking the faulty collar as well to earn 350 gold>not buying yourself a pretty dress and the makeup set to become the little girl
>>37306350>some retard who thinks slaves cannot comprehend freedomAFAIK the debate was only ever about whether a one individual slave might be threatened by the idea.
>>37306157>To clarify, she falls in love, but she only confesses a desire to settle down and serve as a slave, right?Whichever makes the best story, anon.She says that she knows about higher ideals and is grateful to you for teaching her Good, and promises not to give you single-minded devotion, but explains that she trusts you immensely and sincerely believes that she can best do Good by aiding you while under your care, rather that struggling to make a life for herself and do Good alone.She thinks she will be happiest doing Good by your side, under your command.
>>37306895>Not buying a ball and chain to store your almonds in
>>37306495If the raccoon girl is supposed to be useless and scummy, does the liar modification turn these disadvantages around?
>>37292501>Do you realize how expensive it is to teach a slave how to deepthroat?>implying i want a slave that can properly deepthroat instead of a slave that will gag constantly
>>37307087You may be onto something.
>>37306815>>buy a cat>>cat is a liarSo it actually was a cat werehuman all along?
>>37307231Just an untrustworthy housecat
>>37306186>>37306232Did you just pick characters you wanted to bully?
>>37307273No.The cat and the goblin are there to make me feel good about myself.
>>37307338You would actually bully the cyclops? That sweet poor little thing?
>>37307362Even if I don't, the others will. She's got the perfect personality for a victim.I'm going to be pretty bipolar with the bullying, and intersperse it with random acts of kindness or tender loving.
>>37307402You're pretty evil.
>>37306232How would you feel if you were the childhood friend?
>>37307430I'm just damaged goods.>>37307431Either you buy into the idea that your master is tsundere and learn to live with constant disappointment, you realize they're an asshole and hate them or you break a little inside and love them regardless.I guess it all depends how hard her life has been up until that point.
>>37306330>Your inability to string two sentences together without cursing to prove how tough and aggressive you are speaks volumes as well.Welcome to 4chan faggot, get a thick skin or get out.
>>37307482>I guess it all depends how hard her life has been up until that point.Examples of what kind of life would lead to what kind of outcome?
>>37307544Anything that's worse than being rescued from a terrible life by your childhood friend, who you might have had a crush on, only to have their kindness turn on you as they make your life a miserable for slights that you might not have even intended. It's about being rescued, only to have your supposed salvation turn out to be just as bad.She's already a slave, so something must have been very wrong in her life. Maybe she's already been raped or brutalized by a former master, so she's more responsive to someone that's less of an asshole, especially someone she already has expectations of and feelings for.The thing that I really like in this scenario is the warped sense of a former friendship turned upside down. They could have had a perfectly normal relationship and instead they've got a master/slave scenario, but with all their old feelings mixed in. There's a lot of emotional turmoil there.
>>37307740I like the already brutalized idea, where even though you mistreat her, she loves you for it and it reinforced her existing feelings for you.
>>37307740At any rate, the important question for the slave in this situation is 'why is this person doing this?'. It's entirely possible they could rationalize out a scenario in which they deserve the abuse, or one where they overlook it because they believe they can change their captors mind.It's just basic stockholm syndrome shit, but I really like it in this context, because you can contrast the sweetness that should be with the bitterness that actually is there.
>>37291725I looks like I've just adopted.
>>37306112>>37306200>>37306495>Cyclops>2 cats>Liar and Yandere complications>1 normal clothes>choose you own adventure (NEET)I mean, I do have 2725 gold to sit on.
>>37308111You work, you die.
>see this thread>expect magical realm>almondsWhat. Well, anyhow, my current character is an orc fighter living out beyond the fringes of civilization. So I guess this baron was a border prince or some shit. He's already got a slave, but one more wouldn't hurt. She needs to learn to hunt and learn a trade acceptably if she's going to be useful out in the wastes. Maybe slave 1 can teacher some ritual magic or something.It's very possible that she'll be returning with my character and seeing her former master put to the sword when the party gets big and tuff enough to start raiding border outposts.
>>37306389>If they don't know what freedom isThis is magical realm bullshit. That is not how, historically, real people have ever acted.I'm seriously concerned that you're one of those people who can't tell reality from fantasy. Please do not mistake cheesy ERP settings for reality and keep some poor woman locked up in your basement. Okay?
>>37305805Interesting... It's a same you couldn't mass produce (and still be totally Good) warriors like this.
>>37306825>the post you're responding to did have an answer to that question
>>37308340>He's already got a slave, but one more wouldn't hurt.Well yeah, one to hold almonds, one to fetch more.
>>37308371shame it wasn't worth reading.
>>37308357>I'm seriously concerned that you're one of those people who can't tell reality from fantasy.You're right, but in the wrong way. You should already know which side of switch /tg/ falls on.
Never change, /tg/