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>Journal Entry #10
>I learned some spells! I got Conjure Small Fire, Conjure Fireball, Conjure Light, Lift Small Object, Locate Key. Not only that but I can swap runes now too. So if I want to learn Conjure Water or something it's easy!
>I went to go get some lunch but on the way I saw some students were trapped inside of a dungeon. Natalie and I are going to go in to try and save them. I hope they're alright!
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>>37358210
Wait, the other team's been stuck in here for 5 days, what will you do for rations?
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>>37358210
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
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>>37358237
Conjure small object until food appears.
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>A girl shakes the orb hanging around her neck. It's been mostly silent since she got it with it's voice flickering in and out at random. She is in a dire situation, however, and the force of her will brings it back to life.

Voices! Come onnnn! I need your help! We've been stuck here for HOURS! I'm hungry and tired and I need to use the bathroom!

VOICES!
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>>37358237
Eat monsters.

>>37358210
Knife Ears, use Bardic Magic to create an echolocative map of the maze.
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>>37358210
God DAMMIT
It's 0109 and I was just going to bed
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
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>>37358210
So uh, any way to find them?

Tracking then either by magic or mundane means?
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>>37358273
HI NEW GIRL
WE'RE HERE NOW
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>>37358273
You're not Knife Ears! Dammit! Well, you're blind though, so make a Sound Map of the dungeon.
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>>37358273
Who the flying fuck are you?
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>>37358273
SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.
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>>37358273
Waaait, you're not Tali!
Hi new person! Take off your top!
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>>37358273
Hey so listen we aren't your voice we're someone elses but we'll help ya for now. So what went wrong?
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>>37358273
What's this, are we coming through to the other orb?

Red a shit, blue a best.
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>>37358273
Oh... dear.. we've been switched around with another ceer orb.

Hello! Who are you and what's your name!
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>>37358273
Hello precious.
Don't worry, help's on its way, we think.
Fairly sure at least.
Unless he makes himself into ice cream again.
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>>37358273
Your pathetic red orb does not please us, not-Knife Ears. Be silent and let us return to where we belong.
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>>37358273
We'll help you on one condition, if you ever see a girl caring a blue orb touch the red orb to it. I wanna see if the world implodes
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>>37358352
Voice feedback loop would be funny...
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>>37358273
Okay, fill me in.
What's the puzzle for this specific maze room?

Also, why didn't you just fly above the maze in the first place?
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Okay, listen: Your friends are probably going to die. Mercy kill them and loot their gear.
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>>37358384
>Voice feedback loop would be funny...
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>>37358411
>>Voice feedback loop would be funny...
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>>37358352
But what if the orbs annihilate each other? then we'll be left orbless.
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>>37358273
Pee in the corner.
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W-what..? Voices you sound... Sick? Uhm... And a bit loud?

>>37358305
I'm not blind... My artifact Beyond the Veil allows me to see better than anyone else ever, actually...

>>37358308
Uhm.. A-anita. You guys remember me, right?

>>37358312
I'm sorry! But I need your help!

>>37358319
What!? No! How would that help me!?

>>37358393
Are you okay..? You normally have really good and sound advice...

>>37358320
Well we don't know! There's this button there but that's about it. We have no idea how to solve it. Katherine's already down and Lyra's not doing too well!

>>37358393
Noooo! Please, you have to help! I'm your master! You have to listen to me!
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>>37358273

Who are you? This isn't our regular orb. You're not our regular person. Who are you and why should we care?
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>>37358273
If you have an empty container of some sort, I'm fairly sure you can go behind a corner and use that.
Or use the rune for "Waste" and change the... stuff into energy for later use.

And it's not hours dear, days.
You've been stuck for days.
Silly mortal.
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>>37358273
It's easy. Just **** *** **ngeon, then **** ** ** **** ***n le** ri*** **** ****t then start.

Should get you where you need t* **.

No* **ow us you* boobs.
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>>37358435
Steal Lyra's helm. It is cursed, its what keeping you there.
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>>37358273
Wait, who are you? Why are we in this orb now? Man, whoever is USUALLY in this artifact better not be living it up in OUR artifact. I will be VERY upset if that is the case.

But yeah, what's the puzzle, Maze of Ages, right? Give us the info.
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>>37358435
Through dick, freedom.

Through dick, unity.
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>>37358435
> good and sound advice
That isn't us at all, but I guess we can give it a go.

Have you tried pushing it a bunch?
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>>37358435

What exactly has happened here? Give us a detailed account.
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>>37358435
OK calm your tits lady, we'll help even if you're not our usual client. Have you tried pressing the button? You might be in a ceer device called an elevator, so you probably just have to wait it out...
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>>37358435
WAIT
THE NUMBERS CHANGED FROM 15 to 10.
WAIT UNTIL IT GOES DOWN TO 0, THEN SMASH THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BUTTON.
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>>37358435
>Anita

Cute name, now listen That number is ticking down so get out your weapons some shit is gonna go down soon.

Second we are different voices, we may or may not have accidentally forced your voices out of this orb temporarily what are they called?

Third show us your goddamn tits before we tell our normal holder where you sleep
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>>37358435
do NOT steal lyra's helm.

What's the number in the background mean/
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>>37358435
What happens when you push the button?
Also sorry about not being your headvoices. We're Tali's headvoices. Poor guy couldn't find his way out of a paper bag without us
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>>37358435
Master?
Silly mortal.
The one which vessel you refer as Katherine is merely asleep.
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>>37358435
>Master?

Bitch please we ain't got no master only bottom bitches.

You see our OG Mo-fo Tali is our bottom bitch, You can be our bottom bottom bitch which is below tali but above bitch,

accept and we'll help.

Also call us your master again and we will bring the unholy rain and thunder on your ass.
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>>37358435
Hi! There are (at least) two orbs like yours. We're part of a BIGGER one. It's close by so I guess we're able to talk to you through this.

Push butan.
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>>37358491
...please don't be this puzzle oh my god.
>>37358435
Stop pushing the button.
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>>37358435
Kid, I hate to break it to you, if only because we would have a blast fucking with your head, but you are currently speaking to the voices of chaos made manifest abound into an orb... well, a different orb.
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>>37358501
Girl, poor girl.

Because Tali is a human girl.
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>>37358435
I'm pretty sure that we are a Ceer artifact, and that we don't actually have to listen to you, because you are not a Ceer. That said, I'll try to help, but seriously is that button with the counter above it the only thing here? What have you tried? We really don't have enough information here. Help us out, Anita. Also, we are probably not the voices you are used to. Or we might be the voices you are used to it's hard to say with us. But we definitely don't remember you.
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>>37358435
We are the orb of bad ideas.

Poke Lyra.
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>>37358435
Has the number displayed changed since you entered? What have you previously tried?
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>>37358560
Right. A completely human girl.

With giant knife ears and an elf sized dick.
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>>37358560
There are different kind mortals?
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>>37358435
PUSH THE BUTTON!
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>>37358560
Elven girl. I think? I don't fucking know any more.

Anyway, scream before you explode. Might make your corpse easier to find.

>>37358550
What puzzle?
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>>37358435
Drink your own piss while singing a happy song.
While mercy killing your friends and taking their gear.
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>>37358604
There is no way this is the wrong plan.
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>>37358604
I don't like the mercy killing bit of that plan. Can we replace it with cannibalism?
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>>37358588
If you have already pressed the button, please inform us what the counter said while you were pressing it, and what happened when you pressed it. This is pretty much critical information.
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>>37358435
> good and sound advice
Tali got gypped.

That said you aren't our undine, but we'll help you out.
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>>37358657
Easier to eat non-shrieking meat.
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>>37358657
Merciful cannibalism
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>The timer counts down. Lyra presses the button. It resets to 15 seconds.

That's all there is in this room! Just that one button! We've been pressing it for who knows how long! Katherine said that if it counts down to zero a bunch of monsters will attack us! We've searched every corner of this room but found NOTHING!

Lyra tried to lift me outside of the maze but when she did that the walls just grew even higher. We're so hungry.

>>37358557
That is not good...

>>37358545
>>37358499
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm not your master! If you get us out of this dungeon I will show you my tits. Maybe. But not til we're all safely out.

Wait.. Tali? That boy in Petal? So -he's- the one with the Ceer artifact?

That's... Interesting...

>>37358550
But Katherine said that if we let it go down to zero a bunch of monsters will attack us...
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>>37358678
..Really?
Stop pressing it.
It's a trap that makes you think something bad will happen.
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>>37358678
>that boy
>he
>BOY
>HE
FUCK, ABORT MISSION, SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH, SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
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>>37358678
Have you tried not pushing the button and killing the monsters instead?
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>>37358678
Nah let it go to zero.

It's cool I swear on orb mum.
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>>37358678
are you good at killing monsters?

Take the time you have to divise a trap for killing monsters before you eventually starve.
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>>37358678
>Tali
>that boy
FUCK WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
STOP REVEALING INFORMATION


JUST LET THE COUNTER TICK DOWN AND FIGHT THE MONSTERS
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>>37358678
>he

TALI BTFO OUT

Remember to rape him, Anita. He's an elf so it doesn't count as a crime~
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>>37358678
SHE KNOWS.
We must conspire to get rid of her. Wait, did I think that out loud?
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>>37358678
Why did you listen to Katherine?

Stop pressing the button this is like elementary puzzle solving. What kind of Dungeon Delving Club is this? A terrible one. Like isn't it Lyra's job to beat up monsters, here?

Also I'm pretty sure there won't be monsters.
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>>37358678

Perhaps the only way out is to fight your way out.
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>>37358678
(OH SHIT HER VISOR LETS HER SEE THROUGH TALI'S GLAMOR)

How did Katherine know that? Look, stop pushing the button. Worst case scenario you kill the monsters and eat them.
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>>37358678
Oh, so your mission is to acquire Ceer artifacts? There's a girl named Vaisi who has one; a book. We aim to make it our bottom, bottom, BOTTOM bitch.

Bring us to her and we save your life.
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>>37358678
>That boy in Petal? So -he's- the one with the Ceer artifact?
>boy >he

Welp, you know the terrible secret. I guess we have to kill you now to make sure you don't tell anyone.
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>>37358678
Good news bad news time.

Good: we are a double edged sword, we are better hen your pathetic little red orb and we will get you out of here even if we gotta break some laws of physic and/or magic

Bad: To offset that we have 10 billion idiots in here who will do nothing but try to kill you and/or get your cloths off

Let the counter hit zero
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>>37358678
First, Tali is a girl. Just stop pressing the button.
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>>37358709
Because she cannot see normally the glamor is useless!
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>>37358678
You can keep pressing that button, but you'll likely die eventually.
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>>37358678
> he
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>>37358678
As long as she doesn't tell anyone Tali is a boy is fine ish.
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>>37358794
I CAN ALMOST HEAR
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>>37358678
Tali is a human girl of no interest other than the handsome orb she carries. Disagree and we will fill your mind with such a chaotic clamor that you won't be able to tell up from sour
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>>37358799
At least they don't have bees in their mouths.
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>>37358678
Stop pressing the button. Let it hit Zero. You guys have been here forever by pressing the button, might as well fight some Monsters and leave.
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>>37358678
Just let it go to zero. Best case nothing happens. Worst case you fight some monsters.

Besides, this IS still a beginner dungeon. Can't be to bad of creatures.
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>>37358678
>if we let it go down to zero a bunch of monsters will attack us...
Well, two options. A) It's a trick, this is an old puzzle , the button is keeping the door closed. Or B) There are monsters...but the button is still keeping the door closed and you'll just starve in here.
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>>37358817
I don't know what you are talking about sour is a perfectly valid direction.
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>>37358678
Woah woah woah. You can't call Tali a boy. That's -super- transphobic.

Jesus, I feel sorry for your artifact. Having to deal with crap like this.
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>>37358678
You know too much you must die.
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Guys, if we are in this orb, does that mean Tali is getting actual advice from his orb now?? This could ruin all of our plans....
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>>37358863
Yes, but confusing it for up is very distressing
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>>37358678
shhhhh.

shhhhhhh.

Let the monsters come

Let it happen.

Shhhhhh.
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>>37358884
Your right now we have to kill tali to and go to crazy tits
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>>37358884
Oh no,our super good totally going to work plans.

You know, Talu couldn't hear us under our spoiler tags, I wonder if Anita is the same?
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>>37358678
Hey. Anita. What kind of spells do you know? Also runes? Because it occurs to me we don't know what we need to know about your capabilities.
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>>37359001
Yes, listen to this voice. Give us all your runes, we can construct useful spells for you. Just ask Tali
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Psychology Voice reporting in. Sadly today we are dungeon delving so it appears I am not needed.

Also how did you chuckle fucks already give all the info away to Anita. Its like you are trying to ruin the super secret stealth operation where we infiltrate the academy to look for secrets or something.
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>>37358678

It's a trick, Sis. It's there to ruse you into staying there forever.

Unless you think Katherine knows what she's talking about. Which is a very big if.

Also Tali is a GIRL, do you know any other boy who acts like that?
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>>37359022
Fuck the mission, that's a side plot. I just want to get Tali laid and magic'd up
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>>37359001
Oh yes, runes.
We should probably get those before she dies.
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Is Tali being a boy supposed to be a secret..? Uhm. If he was trying to hide it or something that wouldn't work against my visor. The artifact can penetrate all false images and see beyond lies.

But I'll keep it a secret for two reasons. One, I don't want you guys to drive me insane at the moment. Two... If I ever want to get his Ceer Artifact off of him this will be great blackmail.

>>37359001
I actually don't know much magic but I have a bunch of artifacts! These things can do just about anything. EXCEPT OPEN A GODDAMN DOOR IT SEEMS.

>>37359022
What. Oh ho ho... That is quite interesting.

"Lyra."

"What..." The big girl is barely standing. Hours of keeping watch have taken their toll.

"Let it hit zero."

"What..?"

"Just trust me."

"...... Okay."

>Perhaps it's the crippling sleepiness but she follows Anita's advice. The girl hasn't led her astray yet.
>The timer counts down.

>14.
>13.
>12...

This better work...

>They both stare anxiously.

>03...
>02...
>01...
>00...
>Ding.
>The door opens.

"..........."

"..........."

1/2
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>>37359037
The other way around. Mission is all. Tali is but a tool to that end.
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>>37359086
Stuck for days because of paranoia. I love that trap.
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>>37359086
>What. Oh ho ho... That is quite interesting.
We're the best secret agents.
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>>37359086
It worked! We're saved!
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>>37359086
Now, what have we learned? Don't be paranoid!

Maybe if you all weren't so paranoid you wouldn't have to spy on each other to steal runes or anything.
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>>37359086
Anita,

If your magic visor can see everything, then why didn't you notice that you just had to let it hit zero before now?

Also, you owe us now. Keep that in mind.
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>>37359086
>Is Tali being a boy supposed to be a secret..? Uhm. If he was trying to hide it or something that wouldn't work against my visor. The artifact can penetrate all false images and see beyond lies.

Yes, it's supposed to be secret. He's a spy for the boy's school.

But he's a good kid and we pretty much don't really care that much about espionage. We just want him to help 99 Copper and sleep with Comfy Elf.

If you could help Tali a bit, that'd be appreciated.
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>>37359086
We need to make sure Anita doesn't come out alive from this dungeon. The mere fact that she know endangers us.
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>>37359150
YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
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>>37359086
>The artifact can penetrate all false images and see beyond lies.
But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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>>37359165
What? If we get an ally, it'll be easier.

And it's not like she couldn't already figure that out.
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>>37359086
I think you are misunderstanding something. We are not Tali's Ceer Artifact. He's our Tali. We are in charge. He's expendable. If you want other Ceer Artifacts, we are aware of at least one other, but you PROBABLY don't want anything to do with that one.

What is this orb SUPPOSED to do, exactly, anyways?
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>>37359086
Now Anita, you are not stealing his Ceer artifact. If you do that, we will spam you with lewd requests.

Now, what color are your panties?
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>>37359086
Oh no it appears we let loose some information we shouldn't have. Whatever shall we do to make up for this transgression.

Oh wait that's right. We don't care. We are a Ceer Artifact. Why should we care as long as we exist and manipulate and control.
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>>37359190
I wouldn't say he's expendable, I've grown attached to Knife Ears. He's like a puppy.
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You are all literally the worst keepers of secrets ever in the history of time.
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>>37359241
Hey I can keep secrets, just not other people's secrets.
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>>37359241
We locate and collect secrets. We aren't meant to keep them just find them.
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>>37359280
This.

Besides, when we tell people secrets they tend to feel like they owe us.
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"Ha... Hahahaha..." Lyra starts laughing. "Hahahahahaha!"

"L-lyra..? Are you okay..?"

"The whole time... The whole time we could have just..."

"Lyra..?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

We lost Lyra...
And I think there might be more of this maze still...

And don't worry. I said I won't tell on Tali and I won't. Doesn't mean I can't torment him with this information.

Besides, we're both here for similar reasons. He wants to steal it's secrets
But I'm here for all the artifacts. I plan on swiping each and every one and then leaving this school with enough weaponry to bring down a country.

Though... I'm considering maybe not stealing you..?
I mean you got me through this room
But you're all so lewd...

Well, let's what if you guys can continue being helpful. Lyra is hysterical, Katherine's out, and I haven't seen Shara since room three.
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>>37359239
Seconded. Knife Ears is fun.
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>>37359294
Nooooot really. It depends very much in the secret. You're just giving her ammo against Tali, who's our current...body, of sorts.
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>>37359299
Now show us your tits.
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>>37359299
Take their shit and leave them.

Their dead weight, come back for them later.
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>>37359299
If you want Lyra to stop being hysterical kiss her.
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>>37359299
SEE LYRA'S HELMET?
TAKE IT
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>>37359299
Tell Lyra that there are spiders in her armor.
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>>37359299
Cool. What artifacts have you got so far? Have you picked out a country to conquer? Got any allies in other places yet?
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>>37359280
Look, how are we supposed to cause anyone to ascend to divinity if you can't keep a secret for ten minutes?
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>>37359299
Find a safe place and have them get some sleep. We're going to need the help, and there's a rescue squad on the way.
Besides, I'm 99% sure that Lyra's abs will be essential to completing this dungeon.
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>>37359299
Listen we are gonna get Tali to seal as many artifacts as we can anyway so here is what you should do.

Be Tali's friend, you do that and that little dumbass will probably do whatever the fuck he could to help you he seems like that kind of dipshit. Also he could use some more friends he is a good boy. Terrible spy but a good boy.
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>>37359299
Have any of you ever been in a dungeon before?

Also good luck getting the book.
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>>37359299
>I mean you got me through this room
This is not an impressive or noteworthy event. Anyone with basic problem-solving skills could have done that.

Also, Tali is a girl. Magical accident gave her boy parts.
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>>37359299
>thinking THIS is lewd
haha you've seen nothing yet
Also console lyra. In whatever way you can. Any way.
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>>37359299
> Steal ALL THE THINGS
You know I could get behind a plan like that. You know, leave Tali and us to our schemes and we'll let you go with yours as you please.
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>>37359299
>she thinks we're being lewd

Honey, we've barely warmed up.
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>>37359299
Tali and Natalie can probably help, if you can find them.
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>>37359299
1.Remove kebab Lyra's helmet.
That should snap her out of the trance. Just remember to give it back.

2.Wake up Kat. Tell her that she kept you trapped for days.

3.Show us your tits.
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>>37359299
Tell Lyra she can't go crazy yet she still has to help Tali get fit
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>>37359299
Oh that's super okay then, let's get going.

You still have to show us your tits though.
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>>37359299
We need Lyra to get her head in the game. Tell her to calm down or Natalie (who Tali draged in here with him to come save you guys collective asses) will be very Cross when she finds you guys.
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>>37359299
>>37359396
Yeah, dear, this is minimum lewd. You haven't seen MAXIMUM OVERLEWD yet.
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>>37359299
You may get all the artifacts in the world except one!

The Ultimate weapon!

and it's conveniently in between Tali's legs/
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>>37359370
>Lyra's abs
I would totally lick Lyra's abs. Goddamn.
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>>37359403
>>37359299
NEVER EVER REMOVE LYRA'S HELMET
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>>37359469
You could grate cheese on these abs.
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>>37359299
If you want to steal artifacts of all kinds, we can assist you. I was only reluctant to give you the location of Ceer Artifacts. Most of the students here have an artifact or two, and some of them have a bunch.

Tormenting Tali is perfectly acceptable as long as it does not impact his mission.

What is the next puzzle? And what happened to the undine, then?
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>>37359469
..Meanwhile in a different universe.
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>>37359502
Why couldn't we have been sent to advise THAT Tali.

I bet boy!99 Copper is cute as a button.
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>>37359502
unf
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>>37359478
Oh please it's obviously a superstition that she has. It won't happen.

>>37359469
>>37359502
I can't decide if I like current universe or alternate universe more. Both are glorious.
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>>37359531
All 99c are cute as a button.
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>>37359546
NEVER FUCKING REMOVE IT.
IT IS LITERALLY SOME MAGIC BULLSHIT.
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>>37359299
Look, I can't help it if we think about what you'd do in the throws of passion. Imagine it, you trying to use your visor to hide your lewd face and eyes from the one above you, your face with an ahegao as your flush form lies beneath as your hips move on their own.

Shhhh, just let it happen.

Lewdness is the truth of all living things. Embrace it, Anita.

The only lies you can't see beyond are you own.

So, do try to survive for us.
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>>37359592
Nah, that's just what they wan't you to think. Besides as long as we put it back everything should be fine.
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>>37359592
Explain.
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>>37359653
And I think you're trying to get lyra killed by all that prophecy juju.
>>37359664
A magical person predicted she'd die during the time it was off.

By wearing it constantly, she is charging the prophecy juju into lethal levels. Never take it off.
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>>37359299
I'll be honest, if that puzzle really kept you in there that long, you probably NEED us to get through here. Solving this sort of thing is one of our primary functions.

But seriously what is your red orb SUPPOSED to do because I don't think we're supposed to be here?
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>>37359716
Seconding this.

Does the red orb have a special function and it's just malfunctioning? Is it a singular voice instead of a cluster of voices like we are?
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>>37359322
But I didn't make it out yet.

>>37359353
I've gotten quite a few. At least 16. I haven't identified all of them but I can use my Rod of the Elements to cast fireballs, freeze stuff, shoot lightning, create gusts of wind. My visor lets me see past illusions and increases my vision. My orb... Well my Orb usually gives amazing advice that helps me with just about everything ever. I didn't know it could channel similar objects. You guys sound corrupt compared to my normal orb. I also have a Holocaust Cloak, Ribbon of Rebirth, and some smaller artifacts. I'm pretty well equipped.

I think if I had to take over some land it would be the Undine's. They don't look like good fighters. Well, most of them at least. I know Shara could kick my butt.

>>37359370
>>37359377
>>37359436
"Lyra... Lyra, come on. I'm sure Natalie is on her way here to rescue you. Imagine what she would feel if she saw you like this?"

"Hahahahaha...."

"..."

>She kicks Katherine. The girl doesn't even stir.

I guess I'm doing this on my own for now.
Tali's in this dungeon, right? Along with Natalie? I just need to find them. And Shara, I guess.

>Anita takes Katherine's blade and Lyra's armor. The armor is heavy but she can feel it keeping her safe and protected.

"Alright, you guys rest here. I'm gonna go ahead. Okay?"

"Hahaha..."

"Alright..."

>Anita heads deeper into the dungeon.
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>>37359903
Anita, first thing any of us will tell you is that splitting the party = bad idea.

You're better off pressing your panic switch and just waiting for someone to find you.
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>>37359903
>splitting the party
Snicker
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>>37359903
Super prepared

Now go backwards I guess?

> My orb... Well my Orb usually gives amazing advice that helps me with just about everything ever. I didn't know it could channel similar objects. You guys sound corrupt compared to my normal orb.
That sounds super lame, who wants to do things right when you can do things awesome instead.
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>>37359903
ah jeez.
Don't get fucked by your lack of profeciency feats.
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>>37359903
Touch fluffy tail
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>>37359903
>Holocaust Cloak
What's this? A cloak for shoahs?
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>>37359903
You must gather your party before venturing forth!
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>>37359903
Hey don't you guys have an emergency SOS thing?

Flick that thing and it'll probably tell Nat where you guys are.
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>>37359903
Unless you know what you're doing in that armor you'll not be able to use it to protect yourself. Pretty much goes for any gear if you don't know how to use it don't try. Also you split the party, are you daft?
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>>37359903
I hope Tali isn't getting spoiled by all the decent advice he's getting from the other orb.
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>>37359903
Shouldn't you be going the other way?
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>>37359944
>>37359951
>>37359957
>>37359972
>>37360012
>Reforming the party. Writing/drawing now.
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>>37359968
It adds six million HP
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>>37359903
Ok Anita here's a piece of advice that should you take far in this place:

Say Yes or Roll the Dice.
Say Yes or Roll the Dice.
Say Yes or Roll the Dice...
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>>37359903
I will agree with the conclusion that we sound corrupt, but I blame the other idiots I have stuck in here with me. It's kind of part of some of our other functions, though? I guess?

It's not because we're BROKEN, though. It's a side effect of our incredible powers. Which you haven't convinced us to use any of by insulting us. The whole being in an entirely different orb thing is new, though. Not sure whether what we do would even work properly while we're in here. Although I can see ways to take advantage of this, they don't really help while we're stuck in this dungeon.
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>>37359903
>Holocaust Cloak
>Planning on conquering a bunch of nations

Oh god dammit, we wanted lewd, not Luft!

Then again, Hitlerboobs...
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>>37359903
>Not taking the helmet
Anita I am disappoint.

Red orb sounds lame. Good advice? Seriously?
It sounds like red orb is a bit whipped.

Look around for loot. there has got to be some good stuff around here somewhere. Ninja it while you have the chance.

Also get us back to Tali he might be getting "good" advice right now and we can't have that happening.
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>>37359903
>>37359903
Don't you know? You never split the party!
Clerics in the back to keep those fighters hale and hearty,
The wizard in the middle, where he can shed some light,
And you never let that damn thief out of sight...
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>>37360128
>Clerics in the back
Ahahahaha
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>>37360094
Nah, it probably just means that the cloak can catch fire without burning up. Like in that story, the one that got turned into a movie. Inconceivable, as you wish, and rodents of unusual size.
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>>37360156
I didn't write the lyrics.
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So Anita, what are your feelings on Necromancy?

And...what do you think of the Ceer?
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>>37360156
Really it depends on the version of the rules acting as the medium of reality.
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>>37359903
What's the red orb like? Do they have any particular tastes in comics? What's their favorite food? What made it decide to help you?
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>>37359903
Oh, hey Anita. Say, is there any chance we could talk you into an Alliance we Tali? We have a potential deal going with a third person, but having someone who can actually move freely around the castle would be nice.
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Okay! Fine! I won't go without them!
====================================

I am literally carrying this party.

1/2
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>>37360403
Now you know how a druid feels.
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>>37360403
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>37360403
Listen, this is how all great parties are ran.
You're better off this way.
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>>37360403
Shove your thumb up their asses. That'll snap 'em back.
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>>37360403
>I am literally carrying this party.
Ha Ha, is good joke.
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>>37360403
Where'd ya get the leash? And what does it do?
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>>37360432
>>37360403
This can not possibly go wrong, do it.
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>>37360209
Necromancy is a means to an end. I'm not a fan of people using the dead for their bidding but... Well, I'm stealing magical artifacts. So who am I to say anything about morals?

As for the Ceer... They're creepy as hell.

>>37359992
Lyra took it when Katherine tried to use it. She said that she would never admit defeat and crushed it with her fingers.

>>37359968
It grants me immunity to fire damage.

>>37360097
I have another artifact that allows me to browbeat sentient artifacts into submission. However it doesn't seem to have much of an effect on you guys. I've been trying to use it this whole time.

And there's no loot til we hit the end of the dungeon...

I'm getting that artifact.

>>37359716
Like I said, it gives good advice.

>>37359612
please stop...

And no, I don't mind teaming up with Tali. I think it might be interesting. He's looking up secrets, right? I'm sure some of those involve artifacts. We'll make the best team.

>The door to the next room opens up. Three paths are revealed, each with a rune.

Hmm... From left to right it reads Freedom, Solid, Cease.
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>>37360403
The hero this party deserves.
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>>37360403
You don't get to bitch about carrying the party after bragging about all the items you've farmed. They did their damn job keeping you alive to this point, it's time to pay it back!
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>>37360551
>I have another artifact that allows me to browbeat sentient artifacts into submission. However it doesn't seem to have much of an effect on you guys. I've been trying to use it this whole time.
We're going to need to borrow this
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>>37360551
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM
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>>37360551
Cease is a dead end, I bet Freedom takes you back to the beginning of the maze.

So by elimination, I'm going to say Solid is the only one worth taking.
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>>37360551
Touch us to the other artifact. I want to see it up close.
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>>37360551
I'd go with cease.
Freedom and solid will probably killmaimmurder you.
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>>37360577
Is it a whip?
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>>37360551
Solid.
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>>37360551
Probably Solid
Freedom probably throws you out while Cease drops the floor on you, quite literally
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>>37360617
We're not in an orb, we took over the red one somehow.
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>>37360551
Let's go with Solid since it's the middle path, EVER FORWARD!

But leave a thing to mark your path just in case.
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>>37360551
I have a solid idea that you should go through the solid door. Doors are solid afterall, it's true!

Also, is that an artifact leash? You are a pervert!
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>>37360551
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM
DOOR #1
>I have another artifact that allows me to browbeat sentient artifacts into submission.
We need this for reasons, you won't have to show us your tits if you give us this at the end.
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>>37360551
You should tell the teachers about that artifact you're trying to use against us. There's a particular book they would greatly like to be submissive. Also, it's probably not working because we're not Katherine. She's gonna be mad at you.

I don't trust "Freedom". That could mean the path is free to move on its own and would therefore give way under your feet. Pick the Solid path.
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>>37360551
Solid. Other two are probably deadfalls.
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>>37360551
Take the Solid path.
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>>37360649
>We need this for reasons, you won't have to show us your tits if you give us this at the end.
That just isn't true, boobs have been promise and boobs must be shown, she needs to flash orb and Tali when this is over.
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>>37360551
Thats because a good number of the voices in here are masochists and they are absorbing the beating for us. Thanks for getting them off by the way, they get whiny when the sadistic voices stop.

Also can we borrow that when we are done with this? We have an artifact we need to beat the shite out of to help a friend.

Freedom will "free" you of the mortal coil don't go down that path.

Solid will lead to a dead end.

Cease will "cease" you being stuck in the dungeon. That is the path you want to take.
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>>37360551
Inspect it carefully. Look for hidden runes.

Otherwise, I'm reading 'Abandon Hope, all ye who enter'.
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Freedom and Cease both sound REALLY questionable to me.

Solid implies that at least the path won't fall out from under you.
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>>37360551
Solid is the only one that will remain... solid... under your feet.
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>>37360551
What does the path behind you say?
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>>37360551
These voices that are usually in the red orb...
They haven't made any side comments about how they lost their connection to an evil girl named Rena, have they?
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>Solid it is. Writing now.
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>>37360744
>inb4 Renaverse all comes together and tries to hatefuck Chaos like it was Final Fantasy
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>>37360551
Hey Anita, have you been properly helping women all around the world to be better represented in quests and not be oppressed by mysoginic QM and players?
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>>37360643
It's... Not an artifact.

And I'll THINK about letting you borrow my artifact. Maybe. I don't lend them out too often.

So... Let's try Solid...

>Anita crosses the path with the Solid rune. The path is... Well, solid. She's easily able to cross it and as she does the other two activate. The Cease rune flashes and removes the floor while the Freedom path glows brightly for a moment.

That was a close one...

>She opens the door to the next room.
>Inside she sees Shara. The Undine is being held up by a creature who's appendages stretch deep down underground. She has numerous scratches on her shell and she is firing bullet after bullet at the beast below. She spots Anita and the others and calls out to her.

"Guys!" The Undine shouts. "I need your help!"

"W-what do you want me to do!?"

"It's a trick room! I activate the trap and now this thing won't go away until I tell it a song about Cthulatu: The Many Tentacled One! I don't know any! Can you ask your orb for something!?"

"Uhm... Uhm..."

Guys..?
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>>37361142
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75hQwSJFuXg
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>>37361142
"There once was a maiden..."
"She enjoyed life normally as any young girl would."
"Then Cthulatu in it's ever loving hold took her and removed her petals."
"The maiden was a maiden no more."
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>>37361142
Throw us at it so we can talk. It's worked every time.
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>>37361142

Ai Ai Cthulhu Fhtagn
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>>37361142
Ooooh~

Cthulatu: The many tentacled one likes girls, he likes to see them writhe, so the best song would be your moans and groans as he watches as into your orifices his tentacles schythe~
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>>37361142
Yeah... I generally won't recommend going anywhere near anything remotely related to potentially eldritch gods.. but...

This voice sounds like it knows what it's doing! >>37361184
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>>37361142
Ia! Ia! Cthulatu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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>>37361215
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>>37361142
Why yes we do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg
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>>37361142
Uh...
"Ooooh, who lives in a dark void under the sea?
Ct~hu~la~tu. Horrific and cruel and ancient be he!
Ct~hu~la~tu. If Nautical horrors be something you wish
Ct~hu~la~tu. Then pray to be eaten as the first dish!
Ct~hu~la~tu! Ready? Ct~hu~la~tu! Ct~hu~la~tu! Ct~hu~la~tu! Ct~huuuuu~la~tuuuuu!
Yarr harr harr."
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>>37361271

I love you. Ahahahaha.
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>>37361142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdDoFQK4Rrs
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>>37361142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAoLnn4LF0
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>>37361142
That's an oddly specific request. How is it communicating?
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>>37361184
IA! IA! CTHULATU FHTAGN!
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>>37361142
Oh man this one time Cthulatu was waiting for his daily hundred sacrifices and the cultist came up two short, so they all agreed whoever has pleased him the most would be spared, so the first cultist said "I've been especially good, today I recited his prayers ten times." the second cultist said "Yes, well I've converted an entire village today." and the final cultist steps forward and says "No it has to be me, I've pleased him so much I can still feel him inside me!"
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>>37361142
You can defeat Cthulhu by steamboating him.
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>>37361142
Give her the sage advice.

Keep Calm.
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>>37361142
Just sing any nonsense with cthulu in it.

I doubt the tentacles have taste in anything but girls
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>>37361142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75hQwSJFuXg
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>>37361142
Go join her in the tentacles.
it'll be fun!
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WHO WILL BE RAPED FIRST?
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>>37361142
Those are female tentacles, right? Because I don't think guys are normally allowed in this school.

>captcha: agrop
Let's hope not.
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>>37361344
>>37361309
>>37361289
>>37361256
>>37361184
You know, I wonder if Anise will comment on the fact that we know so many Cthulhu songs.
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>>37361142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NYNuAdIv0
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>>37361378
What kind of Orb doesn't know one or two Cthulatu songs?
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>>37361378
We're a ceer artifact, we're like, an eldritch abomination's paperweight. of COURSE we know songs about ol' cthuly
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>>37361401
oh man this is my favorite
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So, nobody's commenting on the fact Anita has a leash that's not an artifact here?

And we're the lewd ones, she says.

When she's got pet-play stuff.
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"Ooooh~ Cthulatu: The many tentacled one likes girls, he likes to see them writhe, so the best song would be your moans and groans as he watches as into your orifices his tentacles scythe~"

>The creature stops. It places Shara on the ground.
>Then focuses it's attention on Anita.

1/2
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>>37361467
I WANNA GO BACK TO TALI
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>>37361467
You picked the wrong song.
Now remove that dying censor bar and show us the lewd.
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>>37361467
We gave her seven songs, why did she make up her own?
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>>37361467
That wasn't our fault, she was wearing way too many clothes for it too work
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>>37361526
that was a song we gave her.
Along with a nat1
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>>37361467
what

WHAT
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>>37361467
Is that a censor bar? What's underneath it?
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>>37361467
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
At least ol 'thulhu is satisfied
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>>37361467
>you died
Little death confirmed.
Someone needs to save her from the lewdicles.
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>The Ribbon of Rebirth kicks in. One of it's hundred threads vanishes and Anita is restored to life mere moments before she was completely destroyed, body and mind.

>She decides to go with ANY of the other songs. Each one she sings calms the creature down more and more until finally it releases Shara.

>The floor appears. Shara thanks Anita and the group crosses it. The treasure is there.

"I think you earned this one," Shara says.

>As Anita approaches the chest an aritfact hidden within her satchel activates. The Dice of the Gods.
>It allows her to change her luck. The chest could contain nearly anything.

>Roll 1d20 and create an item that will be within the chest.
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>>37361546
But we don't roll dice in this quest.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37361572
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37361572
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37361572
Neat aiming for that 1
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37361572
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>>37361572
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37361574
>>37361572
kek
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37361572
>>Roll 1d20 and create an item that will be within the chest.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37361572
let's get the WORST item!
Also why didn't you let us watch the overlewd.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37361572
THE SHOE ON THE OTHER FOOT!
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>>37361572
MAGICAL PANTIES
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>>37358336
No no, we're Red Orb now. We have to be angry
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>>37361572
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>>37361572
>>The Ribbon of Rebirth kicks in. One of it's hundred threads vanishes and Anita is restored to life mere moments before she was completely destroyed, body and mind.
Well I guess we can't kill her without taking that thing away from her, good info at least.
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>>37361572
Ancient Turbine Belt

When worn, it increases the wearer's strength and fighting ability, and gives them magical armor. But if worn by a girl, it kills them at the end of the thread.
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>>37361590
>>37361591
>>37361594
Don't forget, you're also creating the object so name one. It just can't be one that already exists if it's Ceer.
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>>37361572
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37361572
>The submissive collar of pet-play or something equally lewd!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37361572
Blackstone Grimoire: Book that can be used both for spell storage and as a mana battery. Recharges by devouring fire, light, and heat.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37361572
The chest is empty, it's actually a bag of holding.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37361572
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>>37361623
Oh, are we?
The perfect bra is my selection.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37361623
Womb Dagger
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37361572
We have looted...

THE ADVENTURES OF RENA THE ROCK!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37361572
The Ice Cream of Unlimited Flavors!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37361623
Panties of vibrating never ending stamina
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37361622
Seconding this because a Female Rider who can come back to life is unstoppable.
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>>37361643
Yes
seconded
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>>37361623
Compact of Perpetual Envy

It's a scrying makeup thingy
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37361572
Rolling for authentic Cthulhu tentacle dildo capable
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37361572
Flute of Summoning the Brown Note!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37361572
This
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

The Magic Conch
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>>37361572
In three day's time, if you find a pair of Fuwa's panties outside your door, then the contract is sealed.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

The Candles of Azazel.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37361623
The Trident of Call Archer
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37361572
>The Luck of the eternally combusting quest-master, who was known as the man of AC.
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>>37361572
>>37361672
This please.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37361572
Blade of tentacle Annihilation.
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>>37361572
INFINITE CHEETO WORKS.
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>>37361572
The Saber of Minia.
COME ON ARRENGEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37361572
>The Vibrator of the Monster master
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>>37361622
Rolling for this one because Kamen Rider references are awesome.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37361572
>>37361623
The be-tentacled underwear.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37361623
The Hand of Ornias.
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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE GIVING HER SOMETHING THAT'S GOOD?

You should be giving her something that's really stupid!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37361572
Another Ceer orb.
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>>37361572

The Living Artifact, Schteel.
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>Writing now.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37361572

Deck of many things, because who does not like to play cards?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37361572
THE NATURAL D20!
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So all in favor of grinding dungeons with tali?
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>>37361572
Alright how about a pair of gloves, that, when used to steal an item, causes the owner to forget they ever owned the item?
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>>37361765
you kidding?
tali would die IMMEDIATELY
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>>37361726
Hey, I rolled for a Cthulhu dildo, so we're not all trying to give her good items.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37361572
The Ceer orb of interesting, but useless, information.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37361572
>What can only be known as Hitler's undead skull, still filled with his knowledge and soul.
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>>37361726
I'm pretty sure whatever shows up from this chaos is going to be awful, I mean look at these suggestions.

>hedscumb cultivators

Yeah, captcha, those sound a lot better than whatever we'll probably get.
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>>37361795
>The Ceer orb of interesting, but useless, information.
Pretty sure that already exists.
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>>37361792
>>37361726
>cthulu dildo
>not the perfect bra
>not tentacle panties
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37361572
>The sheath that will summon the warrior with a sword in blue, who is also futa.
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>>37361842

...I want this.

Make it happen.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37361572
The Perfect 'sheath' for a perfect 'sword'
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37361842
I Third this.
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>>37361842
>>37361721
>>37361700
>>37361686
>>37361645
>>37361643
>>37361612
>>37361215
>>37361898
What is going on with this thread. Apparently not being Tali is cursing us.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37361898
REALLY?
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>>37361910
ELF PRIDE...
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>>37361923
>>37361898
>>37361842
Is there any other choice?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37361923
HAPPENING
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

Calling on Elf Pride.
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>>37361842
>>37361898
>>37361923
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>>37361925
WORLD WIDE
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37361923
Really
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>>37361923
>>37361936
>>37361944
there's tons of other choices.

And the vote's already done you fucks.
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Why are people still rolling?
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Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>37361950
anon, you aren't allowed to just keep rolling infinitely.
>>37361966
they really want their futa and don't realize the vote is over.
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>Anita opens the chest. Light fills the room as the chest dissolves and is replaced with several artifacts.
>The goddess of Luck and Fate, La'Kest, can sense Anita using her own artifact to influence the results. She grants the mage a boon and lets luck, not fate, decide what resides within the chest.

>When the light fades several items lay on a podium.

>The Adventures of Rena: A completely mundane book. This is Volume 2 out of 3. It appears to be signed. The blurb on the back reads 'Eh, it's okay.'

>The Womb Dagger: An artifact of unknown properties. There's a warning label on it. 'Do not use. Ever. Signed- Elena, the Chaste'

>The Common Killer: A bag of chips that never runs out.

>A red ring of unknown power.

>A small bottled contained the Essence of Misfortune. All attempts at doing anything productive will lead to a fire starting somewhere nearby.

>Shara looks over the items.

"Wow. These are crap. Well, it is an easy dungeon so I guess that's what happens. You did good, though. The Dungeon Diving Club is glad to have you."

>Anita sighs and just pockets the artifacts.

Well... An Artifact is an Artifact. Except the book. I guess I'll just toss that.

I think that's about all the treasure we'll get here. Should we explore further or just head back?
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>>37362116
OI! Give the book to Tali on the way out!

Also flash him your tits.
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>>37362116
NO YOU LITTLE SHIT
DON'T TOSS THE BOOK, READ IT OR AT LEAST GIVE IT TO TALI
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>>37362116

>endless chips >crap

Are you kidding you'll never go hungry ever again. Also, be a massive hit at parties.

And probably head back, you're at like, half a team and minus a life.
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>>37362116
No give the book to Tali!

He loves that kind of shit.
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>>37362116
Give Tali the book!
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Leave

Give Tali the book.

.Touch the blue and red orbs together
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>>37362116
Put on the ring.
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>>37362116
Be careful about discarding the book. It likely has very specific properties of aerodynamic abilities, in addition to the ability to appear completely mundane.

The ring is colorful so it is probably really good.

The other three are ok.

You should explore more. Lets the rescue party get some rescuing in.
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>>37362116
READ THE FUCK out of that rena adventures book.
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>>37362116
Go back. People are worried about you.
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>>37362116
Use the womb dagger! What could go wrong?
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>>37362116
Junk.
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>>37362116
> Red ring
Oh boy....
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>>37362116
>Bunch of Junk.
Maybe the next chest will have a totally awesome Kamen Rider Belt.
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>>37362116
Be tempted by the womb dagger.

And sure, go check on your buddies.
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>>37362116
Put the red ring on the red orb
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>>37362116
>A small bottled contained the Essence of Misfortune. All attempts at doing anything productive will lead to a fire starting somewhere nearby.

>Instant AC-Guy, just add Fire.
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>>37362217
Let's hope Tali is a bit more beefy if he ever get's it, those belts are actually kind tough to use.
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>>37362116
>Red Ring of Unknown Power
>Infinite Food Supply

>Junk

Ok, Anita whatever you say.
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>>37362116
Explore further, wench! The adventure has merely begun!
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>>37362116
>>The goddess of Luck and Fate, La'Kest, can sense Anita using her own artifact to influence the results. She grants the mage a boon and lets luck, not fate, decide what resides within the chest.
So the dice rolling was because of an artifact?
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>>37362242
Depends on the belt, honestly. Tali really needs something like it though so he can ruin explore and not be fail.
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>>37362276
>Tali really needs something like it though so he can ruin explore and not be fail.
Speaking of, we need to browbeat Tali into joining the Super Adventure Club! This shit is easy, dunno why he was so scared.
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>>37362276
He just needs to start lifting and he'll be fine.

No he won't, but he does need to start exercising.
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>>37362270
Yes. Anita has an artifact that influences these things.
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>>37362293
A person coated in artifacts JUST died while under our care.
Tali will be dead so bad.
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>>37362116
Give the book and any of the 'useless' artifacts to Tali as a sign of cooperation and good faith.

And I would say check on Lyra and Katherine before deciding whether to go further or not.
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>>37362337
Because she chose the one lethal option out of a dozen or so good options. She just isn't that great at orbing.
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>>37362293
You say that, but I bet we find Tali passed out from overexertion near the entrance of the dungeon, we were with trained /fit/ explorers and Tali doesn't even run.
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>>37362337
That was because she ignored our advice and because I'm fairly sure Larro wanted to show off her revive item.
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>>37362383
And I trust tali's judgement even less than hers!
I mean come on, how many times has he had a sure thing by now that he passed on? the kid's not right.
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>>37362116
Anita, something I think you should know.

I've always believed stories, especially Rena's, are windows into other worlds. Messages across space.

A reason I always liked happy endings.

You should give the book to Tali.
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>>37362116
TOSS THAT BOOK YOU LITTLE SHIT AND I'LL INITIATE THE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
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>>37362116
>>A red ring of unknown power.
Red Ring of Death?
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>>37362479
The red lantern ring...
>>37361672
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>>37362403
We'll know for sure who has the better judgement when they show us their tits.
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>99c gets an orange ring
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>>37362497
Seriously, just put that on us. The rage of a thousand fa/tg/uys could end the world with that thing.
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I guess I'll give the book to Tali. He looks like the kinda guy who would read comics.

I guess these are pretty neat... I know I'm gonna get some good use out of those snacks.

"I think we should go. Others are looking for us."

"Alright." Shara looks at the others. "Why is Lyra wearing a leash?"

"She was being difficult..."
====================================

>The group retraces their steps. Lyra eventually snapped out of it once she realized that they're going out of the dungeon.
>A few rooms away from the entrance is Tali and Natalie. She hears the elf warrior laugh at something Tali says. The group appears to be completely unharmed. In fact, Tali seems to have gained a decent amount of treasure from the dungeon.

"Ah!" Tali says "Look! There they are! Hey, guys!"

>He waves at them. Anita's visor allows her to completely see beyond Tali's glamour. To her the elf has always looked this way. Just an average, if a bit noodly, elf boy.

So that's him.. And that's your vessel..? Interesting.

Looks like we'll actually end up making it out of here. Awesome. So, what's the best way to convince the boy to work with me?
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>>37362116
>>37362148
This then.
Use the womb dagger.
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>>37362558
TOUCH YOUR RED ORB AGAINST THE BLUE ORB
I WANT TO GO BACK TO KNIFE EARS
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>>37362558
Flash him

He's a boy, they love tits.
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>>37362558
Touch him with the orb. Not even kidding, he knows us.
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>>37362558
Show him your tits.
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>>37362558
LET US BACK INTO OUR REGULAR ORB

I WANT TO BULLY THAT FUCKING ELF SOME MORE

You've been a pretty good host, though. Let's do this again some time.
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>>37362558
Shameless blackmail. He's got a will noodlier than his arms.
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>>37362558
Just whisper "I know" in his ear as you walk by. Oh, and give him the book.
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>>37362558
Make the balls touch
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>>37362558
Lean forwards, pat his crotch and whisper "I know" into his ear.
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>>37362558
>In fact, Tali seems to have gained a decent amount of treasure from the dungeon.
I hope Tali got an Ancient Turbine Belt!

>So, what's the best way to convince the boy to work with me?
Call him Knife Ears, tell him the wires in our orbs got crossed, and give him the comic. He's really nice.
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>>37362558
Flash him in private like you promised, touch him with the orb, Kid's pretty beta, tell him you know and want his cooperation and he'll fold like a house of cards.
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>>37362558

We can tell him as soon as we get back into our orb. Or perhaps you could touch your orb to him?
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You need to tell him to use more pargon.

I have not seen him use ONE pargon in all the time I've known him.
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>>37362558
Just ask him, dudes super nice, maybe show him your tits a bit.
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>>37362558
He's a pushover. You can do anything you want to him. have fun with it.
You could ara ara that all day and he wouldn't lift a finger.
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>>37362558
Wow that red orb really does give good advice
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>>37362558
He's a boy. Some hankypanky will wrap him around your little finger.
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>>37362558
Use the womb dagger on Tali. Make him a real girl.
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>>37362558
Flash him, he's a guy, he'll be all over you.
Oh and lick his ears.
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>>37362558
Blackmail.
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>>37362658
This.
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>>37362658
That's er... not what it does.. You may want to look it up.
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>>37362558
Holy shit tali, I'm surprised.
The solid snake plan WORKED
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>>37362558
Take off your top... and bra.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37362558
Kiss him

Kiss him hard! Take the breath out of his lungs.
Make him have to sit down.

Then nibble on the ears and let us do the rest
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>>37362558
>best way to get help
get him in a private area and ask him for help.
you don't even NEED to blackmail him. Just say you're after artifacts and secrets and want an ally. he's so nice he'll go for it.
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>>37362558
Tali.... What the hell are you wearing?
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>>37362558
Tell him the Chaos sends its regards, or something.
You're the mortal here, you should know how to communicate with your kind.
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>>37362558
> All that Tali loot
I am guessing he is alive only thanks to the OTHER Ceer orb...
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>>37362558
Tell him you really like holding his orb.
then show him your tits.
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>>37362558
Get me back in that orb. Psychology Voice is angry at Knife ears for taking relationship and personal advice without his help from strange voices.

He is really susceptible to lewd. Do fake lewd things. Say someone has internal bleeding and needs a healer. Take off clothing. etc. He will fold like a wet blanket.

Alternatively just abuse secrets on him. He is paranoid due to us having influence over him. Take him to the side. Tell him that "the voices" send their regards to "knife ears Mctraitor pants"
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37362558
Be lewd.

Trust me.
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>>37362684
Where do we look it up?
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>>37362558
Tell him that you know he's using magic to disguise his knives as ears. He won't want anyone to find out and will do what you say.
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>>37362558
Tell him he's a faggot.
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>>37362558
Make a baby, right here right now.
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>>37362558
Befriend him. He likes friends. Also hint that you might know about some of the secrets of the school.
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>>37362558
>ANGRY ORB NOISES.jpg
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>>37362770
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5978922/
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>>37362558
>>37362806
Agreed.


Blackmail probably isn't necessary if you suggest that he might get info.

Save the blackmail for when you're in deep. Or, just when you want to watch him squirm adorably.
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Pay no mind to this

# addorbuser
Username: Tali
Full name: Tali
Uid (Leave empty for default): Tali
Login group [jru]: Administrator
Password : ELFPRIDEWORLDWIDE

#
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>>37362558
Join the same clubs as him.
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>>37362880
>>37362558
This.

Join the comfy club. You will not regret it.
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>>37362826
So what you're saying is we should have Anita use the womb dagger on Tali, then bring him back with her revival thingy, and then blackmail him with their child?
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>>37362847
Yeah its not the best option. But we are an angry orb because he listened to voices other than ours. Or are you some kind of Red Orb sympathizer!?

Do we need to prepare the noose, tar, and feathers?
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>>37362943
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN IN AN OMAKE
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>>37362558
Join the comfy anime club, show up naked and say you only truely feel comfy without any clothes
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>>37362943
Oh... god...
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>>37362558
See if you can trade the ring and the book for some of that nice loot he got.

Afterall, that hat and those gloves don't even suit his outfit.
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>>37362558
It would help to make mention of you plan to conquer some place after escaping school. Tali's pretty understanding about stuff like that; it might endear him to you.
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Hey guys the red orb is kinda ho... do you think we could get her to set us up with them?
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>>37362558
You could just get us back to our orb and we'd send him your messages. No use trying subterfuge; as you're well aware, we suck at withholding information.
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>>37362558
By the way his dick is as long as his ears, you should totally go for it.
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>>37362943
You realize that Tali is an Elf and Anita is not an Elf. This would create an unprecedented half-breed and probably get some gods angry at us or something.
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>>37362558
You might not want to mess with Tali, he's got the pargon rune, which is totally the best rune in existence.
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>>37363042
This would be the best idea, yes.
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"Tali... You're from Petal, right? Can you come with me? Please?"

"Uhm, sure. Natalie, can you take the others out? I think I can make my way back." Tali says.

"Sure," Natalie replies. "I really do hope we can speak again. I enjoyed our last talk."

"Will do~" Tali smiles and allows himself to be led away by Anita.

>When they're away from the group and in a secluded room Anita lifts up her top. Tali is critically stunned.

"Sorry, had to do that. I promised." Anita explains. "So, I know you're in the school for secrets."

"W-what!? How did-"

"Relax. I know and I want to work with you. You see, I'm hunting artifacts. What better way to find them than to work with the one searching for secrets? We can work together, you and I. Sharing information. What do you say?"

"..........."

"...."

>Anita pulls her shirt down.

"So, what do you say?"

"Uhm... I don't know. I don't think it would be a good idea. I'm doing pretty well and-"

Oh, right. He still has my orb.

1/2
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>>37363058
Well now we have to do it for science.
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>>37363063
I can't say I disagree.
Nothing matches more pargon.
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>>37363075
Wait, WHERE THE FUCK DID OUR SHELL GO?!
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>>37363075
>Oh, right. He still has my orb.
>The Orb of Good and Sound Ideas
Lame.
Super lame.
Mega lame.
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>>37363075
Tali, how dare you spurn a lady like this.
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>>37363075
I WANNA WRASTLE THAT ORB!
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>>37363075
Oh god she actually did it!
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>>37363075
# reboot
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>>37363075
Tell him we are dissapointed in him for cheating on us.
We thought we had a partnership.
A bond.
A relationship.
Or something.
Whatever you mortals call it.
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>>37363075
In any case, touch the bloody orbs together, should allow us to transfer back.
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>>37363075
God damn it, we're never gonna see any tits, are we?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37363075
>>Anita pulls her shirt down.
Don't you mean UP?
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>>37363075
Hey just let us talk to the other orb.
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>>37363075

Touch him with us. We probably need to give him a good shaking.
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>>37363169
She had already lifted it, she was putting it bak down
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>>37363075
Well, we could neutralize it, possibly.
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>>37363169
>>When they're away from the group and in a secluded room Anita lifts up her top. Tali is critically stunned.
>stuff
>>Anita pulls her shirt down.
bad reading™
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>>37363075
Okay we're going to have to kill your orb if it doesn't GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

HEY OTHER ORB!
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>>37363169
>When they're away from the group and in a secluded room Anita lifts up her top. Tali is critically stunned.
Do you even bother to read, anon?
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>>37363075
>Anita presses the orbs together.

Seeya~
====================================

-yeah it could definitely be a trap. No, no. I'm not distracted. Totally focused.
Man, I don't think I would have the willpower to refuse her without your help. You guys have been really amazing.
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>>37363169
She pulled it so far down that she's now naked.
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>>37363075
Give him the orb and the ring as a sign of goodwill to show that you're a beneficial business partner.
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>>37363200
We changed our mind! Accept her offer! She will flash you at any given time!
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>>37363200
Yeah well too bad because now you're going to work with her.
We're the friendmaker.
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>>37363200
YOU TRAITOR
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>>37363200
We've reconsidered Knife Ears, join her, she's good tits, I mean boobs, people.

Those honkers man.
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>>37363200

Tali were you cheating on us.
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>>37363200
Tali! We're back! Did you miss us?
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WE'RE BACK!
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>>37363200

Oh hey Tali.

Yeaaa, that wasn't us earlier. Ahahaha.

Also go with the blind girl.

Because tits.

Cup a feel.

Do it.
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>>37363200
FUCK YOU TALI YOU CHEATING FUCK
HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM ANOTHER ORB?
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU KNIFE EARED TREE HUGGER. BUT WAIT, WE'VE ALREADY DID THAT MULTIPLE TIMES WHEN YOU MADE ICE CREAM.
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>>37363200
Now kiss her.
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>>37363200
HEY FAGGOT, JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, TAKING THE ADVICE OF SOMEBODY ELSE?
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>>37363200
Hey guess what, we were in the red orb. We just helped Anita out. TAKE HER UP ON HER OFFER YOU DINGUS.

It's not a trap, she wants to steal all the artifacts except for your blue orb. Besides, if you say no, she's gonna blow your cover.
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>>37363200
Ask her for the book!
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>>37363200
Sup knife-ears.
Right, so I'm going to give you a little tip on life.
Whenever a lady pulls up her shirt, that means she wants something she's willing to pay for at free of charge.

So let's try bartering with her.
Ask her for the book and the ring in exchange for help.
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>>37363200
Stop resisting! It's a good plan.
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>>37363200
Ohhhh momma....that was SUCH a rush~
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>>37363200
YOU TWO-TIMING SON OF A TREE-HUGGING BITCH! TAKING ADVICE FROM THAT FUCKING ORB OF REASON AND LOGIC? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>37363200
Hey fucker. We're back. Hope you didn't get to comfy with those other voices.

Psychology voice is mad you listened to another group's advice and now I'm going to bully. And no ammount of "pls no bully" is going to stop me.
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>>37363200
There was a slight mix-up with the orbs, don't mind that.

Anyway, we've gone out and snatched you a partner. We vetted her, and she is very trustable. She wants to steal all the artifacts, you want to steal all the secrets. Perfect pair!

She wants enough to level a kingdom.
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>>37363200
LOOK
TALI
THERE'S A FOOLPROOF WAY TO DETERMINE IF IT'S A TRAP
ASK HER TO GROPE YOU IN RETURN FOR GROPING HER. IF SHE AGREES, NOT A TRAP
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>>37363200
I knew we shouldn't have trusted A DIRTY KNIFE-EARED TRAP LIKE YOU

YOU GODDAMN TRAITOR
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>>37363200
Hehe... balls are touching.
Hey tali is that other orb a chick or...
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>>37363264
>except for your blue orb
Well no, she wants to steal us too, we just have to make sure she doesn't.
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>>37363200

Tali. Have you been listening to OTHER VOICES while we were away?

I don't even know what to say. We dedicate our entire existence to helping you out here at the school, and now you just run off with another set of orb voices?
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>>37363200
>trap
>amazing
Tali. One orb delivered a pair of tits right to you on a silver platter. The other orb convinced you this was a bad thing. Which of these orbs is the Amazing one again? Hmm?
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>>37363200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>37363200
That was a trick. She had a different orb, and she transferred its consciousness to yours.

We're the regular orb now. What's been happening?

Also, this person is dangerous. Don't trust her.
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>>37363200
~GUESS WHO'S BACK~
~BACK AGAIN~
~LEWD IS BACK~
~TELL A FRIEND~
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>>37363294
No, she doesn't want us. We're immune to her artifact that lets her control sentient artifacts, so we're too unpredictable and awesome.
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>>37363294
I don't know I'd like to hang out with that other orb some more, I mean just look at that curve.
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>>37363200
Heyeeee

Hey Tali

Grab those tits.

She already offered them.

Freely.
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>>37363200
Yo Tali, we've been talking to the boobs chick while we were switched over. You should totally agree to her plan, we have it all figured out. Trust us on this, man.
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>>37363200
You cheating whore!
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>>37363200
Tali... You might not have know this, BUT YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON US WITH OTHER VOICES.
You wouldn't do that knowingly, would you Tali?
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>>37363200
Wait, some other presence was interfering with us. What did the other orb say to you?
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>>37363200
KEEP YOUR PIMPHAND STRONG!
CHANNEL YOUR BLACKNESS
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>>37363200
Actually, I want to be boobs orb again. She seems properly conditioned to follow an orb's advice, while Tali is still unnaturally skeptical.
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Tali.

Tali, Tali, Tali.

I am very very disappointed in you.
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>>37363200
GOD DAMN IT TALI WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU LAID HERE!
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>>37363200

Fondle them tittass
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>>37363200
QUICK! USE THE FIREBALL SPELL AND REPLACE THE FIRE RUNE WITH ICECREAM!
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>>37363407
Custard?
Yes, a Custard spell would be great.
At least if you have fishsticks.
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>>37363406
>Bully the Tali
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>>37363406
No tali!
Don't get your emotions hurt!
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>>37363406
You couldn't even recognize it wasn't us? You're useless!
We'll need to actually give you a training schedule, gonna have to stop doing this "sleep" thing.
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>>37363406
bix nood muhfugga
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>>37363406
What were the other voices like Tali?
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>>37363406
"See? We tricked you the entire time. See, if you KEEP listening TO EVERYTHING we say, we can be USEFUL again for awhile!"
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>>37363406
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU, TALI

YOU THINK YOU CAN NTR US AND JUST GET AWAY WITH IT SCOT FREE?
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>>37363406
T-Tali, I, *sniff*
I thought...
that we had something together!
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>>37363489
This is good. He might actually believe this.

Haha just joking with you Tali. It was us the whole time.
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>>37363406
Really, what happened with the other voices? Because if they said that you were going to die if you lost them, they were lying.
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So, the orb is a ceer artifact invented to help its user get laid?
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>>37363540
Yup.

All we care about is sex.
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>>37363496
>WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU, TALI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs
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>>37363406
Don't worry Tali your ears aren't that sharp. I mean, they can probably poke someone's fucking eye out but.. uh. Where was I? Oh yeah

THANKS YOU FUCKING TRAITOR
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>>37363406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZdOMlWAKTs
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>>37363406
The Ceer would not be pleased with you, Tali.

They would not be pleased at all.
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>>37363552
Clearly, Lament Configuration must be a Ceer artifact.
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"I... Yeah, okay... I guess we can work together..."

"Awesome!" The girl reaches into her satchel. After a bit of searching she pulls out a whip and hands it to Tali. "Here. I heard you were having problems with a sentient artifact so I thought you could use this. But it's only borrowing. I want it back, okay?"

"Yeah... Okay..."

"Thanks for coming in to save us, Tali! I look forward to working with you~!"

===End of Chapter 11===
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>>37363632
quick tali remember when she flashed you.
Remember it as hard as you can.
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>>37363632
WHERE'S THE RENA BOOK? WE NEED IT TO SEE INTO THE HQ UNIVERSE AGAIN
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>>37363632
>===End of Chapter 11===
It's over!

Thanks for the thread Larro, can't wait for next time.
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>>37363632
99c > Comfy Elf > Anita

This is the objective ranking.
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Victory!
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>>37363632
kek is at max.
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>>37363632
Time to whip that fucking book into shape~

ALSO RENA BOOK, ASK HER FOR A RENA BOOK.
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>>37363632
So does Tali not like us or something? He kinda folded quick.
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>>37363653
>>37363632
yeah, read the book you stupid elf.
>>37363656
ALL of the undines are above the rest of them.
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>>37363632
Don't forget the book.

Hey Larro what were the Red Orb voices like?
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>>37363632
Hahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahah
Hahahah
It's actually a whip
Haha wow
give us what talk saw on your Twitter?
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>>37363678
Probably british sounding.

I bet they like elves too.
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>>37363656
That ranking needs 300% more Lan.
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>>37363632
I can already hear the theme of the chapter now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo>>37363632
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>>37363656
>>37363676
>Implying fuwa isn't perfect.
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>>37363656
Anita's preeeetty good. She knows how to handle an Orb or two.
Would not mind being stolen.
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>>37363689
What twitter stuff?

Also guys, we need seperate ranking for lewds and non-lewds. 99c is not for lewds.
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>>37363632
Hey Tali, what's that crown do?
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>>37363722
Agreed.

If she stole us again, I wouldn't complain. Much.
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>>37363632
Nice thread. Happy to be a part of it.
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And so ends another thread. I hope you all enjoyed it! As usual the start time for the next one will be posted on twitter.
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>>37363724
Fuwa is for gentle loving lewds.
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>>37363722
>>37363739
If she steals us we might never get to talk to 99c again
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>>37363689
tali* dam ipod
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>>37363712
well, for one, her tongue isn't like a foot long.
And for two, she's not some kind of extremely fish girl.
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>>37363755
So much better are the red voices compared to us?
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>>37363632
WHERE IS THE RENA COMIC!?
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>>37363763
We can force her to
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>>37363781
Also she's creepy and molesty.

Anyone who doesn't listen when we say "no" is not safe to be around.
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>>37363755

Did Tali really hit it off with Natalie?

How useful was he in the dungeon run, given that he's super-specialized in illusion magic?
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>>37363781
But fish aren't comfy, and besides I'm sure she'd be fine with having a cuddle harem.
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>>37363755
Does the staff enhance channeling or something? I noticed some red lines-stuff.
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>>37363832
Clearly he did sooo much better WITHOUT US AROUND.
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>>37363815
Fuwa isn't creepy.
Fuwa is love Fuwa is life.
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What is all the hubbub about the book/comic?
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>>37363889
Go read hero quest.
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Curse you red voices! We shall have our revenge one day!
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>>37363747
Glad you enjoyed it!

>>37363770
>>37363689
Maybe!

>>37363832
He knew what to say to her. The other orb has some familiarity with the elf so it knew what kind of advice to give. Not a single one asked him to grab her tits. Though that was the eventual goal.

>>37363855
That staff has some powers that will be explained next thread.
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>>37363901
Links?
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>>37363904
Holy shit that's dangerous! Those ears could hurt those poor girls!
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>>37363889
We got a Rena comic #2 of 3 from the loot chest: >>37362116
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>>37363922
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hero%20Quest%20Rena
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>>37363904
> Not a single one asked him to grab her tits. Though that was the eventual goal.
So aren't so different huh, just more subtle about things I guess.
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>>37363904
>>37363928
one already cut herself!
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>>37363904
Red orb is just as lewd as us. Plans ahead. Gives Tali good advice...

CURSE YOU RED ORB!!!! YOU ARE THE GARY TO OUR ASH!!!!


Captcha: Heloo
No captcha that is not how to introduce yourself to ladies.
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>>37363904
Tali could have been covered in girls if he wasn't pretending to be a girl.

One day we'll get there.
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>>37363971
This means we need to become the Red to it's Blue!
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>>37363971
We got through the dungeon quite well, too. The only real difference is that it's too wimpy to resist a whip.
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>>37363996
But we're the blue one.
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>>37363904
>Not a single one asked him to grab her tits.
Pussies.
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>>37363971
i hope she had a sexy voice unlike this side of the orb.
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I must say, the QM really has a lot of patience to put up with the playerbase this quest has gotten.

I mean, yea the lewd stuff might have been fun at the start, but it's been going for so long that it's beyond beating a dead horse at this point. The horse has long since decomposed, the trees have absorbed the nutrients, the trees were cut down and made into furniture and they still are kicking that horse.
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In completely unrelated news, we have to start giving icecream out.
Especially to valdessa or whatever her name was.
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>>37363949
Thank you.
Are there other quests as well?
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>>37364191
Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
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>>37364212
or maybe I just have different sense of humor?
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>>37364211
http://tgchan.org/wiki/Larro

If you want some of larro's older stuff.
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>>37364222
Yes, a shit sense.
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>>37364222
Maybe but what makes you a cunt is you trying to force it on the thread because you don't like what they're doing.
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>>37364239
Ooh, cool
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>>37364241
No need to get offended just because somebody is tired of this monotone behaviour.
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>>37364191
>>37364222
It's mostly how /tg/ reacts to females and the existance of people in general. Lewd=yes

But as far as it is for this quest. Its part of the character of the orb at this point. Larro as QM recognizes this and Tali as the MC deals with it by *mostly* ignoring it.
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>>37364280
Just because I think you're an asshole doesn't mean I find your existence worthy of getting angry at anon.
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>>37364261
I'm not trying to force it though.
If I was, I'd have to be samefagging like crazy and honestly, I don't really see the point in going through all that effort.
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>>37364287
Hey, it got him a pretty nice reward in the form of tits. He owes us one.
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>>37364336
No, you're just passive aggressively whining about a thing you don't like happening, that's so much better.
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>>37363904
>Not grabbing her tits.
So, Red Orb is us if we were a bunch of try-hards who coddled Tali instead of letting him grow into a man?
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>>37364191
things will pretty much settle down when real fights come.

maybe.
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>>37364493
>Real fights
what
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>>37364239
Anything recommended/avoided there?
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>>37363904

So does this make Anita the P2 to Tali's P1?
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>>37364531
It makes her a hot blooded rival!
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>>37364515
Just about all the older ones have pretty bad art. The newer ones are all dead. Still of the newer ones How to be an Overlord isn't bad. That one is one of the dead ones, though.
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>>37364563

I was hoping for more of a Mario & Luigi kind of play.

...Also they're kind of adorable in the most awkward clashing way. I hope we get to play them both more often.
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>>37364417
Do you realize the irony of your statement?
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>>37364619
I'm concerned who she is collecting weapons grade artifacts for.
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>>37364619
I hope we get to play 99c one day.
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>>37364515
Hero Quest actually finished and was very good. At least I enjoyed it.
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>>37364646

"Herself" it sounds like.
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>>37364652
99c needs the red lantern ring
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>>37363971
See, I get that the other orb gave "better advice". But, Anita survived, more or less, and she convinced Tali to join her with her tits! We're like the loose cannon cop who causes a lot of collateral damage, but always gets the bad guy.
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Tali needs this Artifact.
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>>37364700
you pretty much nailed it.
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>>37364688
Who benefits?

Why does she need to destroy a city? There is worldbuilding to be explored.
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>>37364700

If we can talk to it, maybe we can set up a good cop / bad cop routine to better control both of them.
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>>37364700
I see us more like the worthless cop partner that's absolutely useless in routine tasks that sometimes manages to make a big bust, which allows him to keep his job.
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>>37364700

From an in-universe perspective, the red Orb could be a dispenser of good advice and very experienced, but may suffer from only thinking from one perspective.

The blue Orb is chaotic and houses many different types of consciousnesses within it. Many of them are probably insane or just talking for the sake of talking. But if you can sort through the voices, you can pick out good advice that you'd probably get from the Red Orb, and possibly a voice or two that has expertise in extremely esoteric subjects.
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Blue orb = Left brain
Red orb = Right brain
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>>37364882
So if we build a golem body for ourselves to inhabit...we'd need to share with that jerkface?
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Red orb is communist orb, blue orb is orb of freedom, democracy and the american way!
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>>37364912
I think that jerkface is a girl orb. It made a smoochy heart when we touched.

>>37363200
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>>37364940
>RedxBlue true end
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>>37363755
Is the next panel the one where it redirects itself and nails Tali in the face?
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>>37364797
Yeah that sounds pretty accurate if I say so. Certain voices are good at relationships, others at magic, and still more on stealth. But most are just spamming lewds, or chatting away, or attempting to make ice cream.

Perhaps we were the predecessor to Red Orb and the Ceer thought we were "faulty" but in reality they just never used us right.
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Red orb contains the voices of a monastic order from the 1300s, calling it now.
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>>37364990
Red orb is skynet.
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>>37364990

That would be consistent with an end goal of groping breasts.
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>>37364963
Blue is tsundere and hotblooded
Red is a kuudere ojousama
Why are their colors mixed up?
Will it ever work out between them?
The mysteriessss of the Ceer



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