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EPISODE 1 PART 2

When we last left out hero, Gartendo, he had convinced an Orc and an Elf to go with him to find a treasure in a dungeon. There, they met a skeleton who also decided to come along.

NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATE

THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbhryPQmw1Q
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>>37363412
QUEST QUEST: THE QUESTENING: THE SKELLINGTON BOOGALOO
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Uuh and we found a chest. What is taking so long with that elf, should be simple enough job to check some traps
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>>37363520
Oh wow, do you think she doesn't know how to find traps?
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Last thread archived yet?
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>>37363567
Well. I would be less surprised if she just took all the loot for her self and ran while we were distracted by that sexy skeleton
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>>37363520
>"Free of any 'traps'"
She says, a bit of testy in her voice.

Well, the elf says it's clear. Whattya do?
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>>37363760
After you dear elf brad
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>>37363760
Well if there's no traps, go and take the chest.
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>>37363760
Loot time!
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>>37363760
Elf is a boy, ain't it.

Do the president test.
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>>37363760
>Loot the chest
>>37363881
Please explain
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>>37363913
Metal Gear Solid 2.
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>>37363958
never played it
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>>37363977
Grab the crotch to confirm gender. The President does it to Raiden.

American Politicians are batshit insane.
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>>37363760
Disassemble skele-bro and rearrange him into a 10ft pole. Use 10ft pole to open the chest.
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>>37363760
The elf seems upset. We should cheer her up with a song.
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>>37363760
Do >>37363881, and then >>37364109. We need our bard bros happy after all.
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>>37364103
Do This
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>>37364142
So grope her/him then sing?
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>>37364168
"It is tradition of my people"
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>>37363881
seconding
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>>37364213
Thirding
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>>37363845
>>37363870
You crowd around the chest, eager to see your reward
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>>37364202
Indeed it is
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>>37364258
It's a mimic.
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The lid swings open, no trap engaged.
Inside... it's dark but... you see something... gold? Artifacts? gold? Silver? Gold???
When you pull it out into the light you see that it's...
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>>37364295
THE PICK OF DESTINY
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>>37364295
The elf's balls?
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>>37364295
Empty the real treasure was friendship all along.
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>>37364295
A book. Just a regular old, leatherbound book.

>"THATS not gonna pay off your debt"
you hear B'raed say Orc Brad behind you.

What do you do?
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>>37364323
Do >>37364142
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>>37364295
Spoon of truth?
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>>37364318
no man, peace on earth was all it said.

>>37364323
>Cup check on the elf
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>>37364302
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>>37364323
Check title looks like music,
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>>37364323
Huh...Okay. Maybe its a book of ancient and valuable lore we can sell off?
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>>37364323
> EXAMINE BOOK
> OPEN BOOK
> READ BOOK
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>>37364371
Seconds
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>>37364323
>Read da book.
Books are made for reading.
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>>37363412
Are you going to archive the previous thread?
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>>37364323
Determine gender of B'raed with a less than subtle groping.
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Can't we just ASK B'raed what it's gender is?
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>>37364408
>>37364386
>>37364371
You open the book and read the inside. Here's the gist;

>Legend tells of an ancient sorcerer, capable of bending the laws of reality. People feared and respected him. He had legions of people at his hand and they all bent to his will. They say that his specialty was a dark and mysterious power to... change anyone's name....

You flip the page to see...
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>>37364537
The APELLOMANCER!?
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>>37364537
>And the source of all his power was his almighty and powerful staff; The Appello! Legend says that whoever wields The Appello has the power to change anyone's name, just like the ancient sorcerer. Whispers place the location of his tomb somewhere in the northern mountains, but those are only whispers....

AND THATS ALL YOU CAN SEE!

What do you do?!
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>>37364533
B'raed may lie, after all. Besides, this is the fun way to do it.
>>37364537
Yubaba?
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>>37364537
>to... change anyone's name....
So an Appellomancer?
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>>37364537
Now we'r talking
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>>37364581
We've been trying to figure out this elf's gender for quite some time now, let's do that.
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>>37364581
>Cup check b'read, we can't work with someone with out knowing there gender.
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>>37364581
This book is important keep it, continue to explore.
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>>37364581
Ladies(?) and gentlemen! We have a new quest!
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>>37364581
Towards te certain pain, agony and death!
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>>37364581
Take the staff from the page. Laws of physics be damned!
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>>37363881
>>37364103
>>37364142
>>37364149
>>37364168
>>37364213
>>37364238
>>37364314
>>37364343
>>37364350
>>37364443
>>37364533
>>37364583
>>37364606
>>37364621

guys come on

B'raed was already described to be female

the orc said he needed to meet "some chick" he owed a debt to
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>>37364781
They want to watch the bard get his face punched by an angry woman. let it happen.

What else is the bard gonna do anyway? Be smart?
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>>37364781
Never heard of traps? The way she remarked about "looking for traps" prompted the matter. It's easily enough settled.
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did some one archive the first one yet?
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>>37364803
You know me too well anon.
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>>37364859
nope
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>>37364837
probably because we didn't say please.
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>>37364978
Annnnnnd the desires of /tg/ have been granted. gods help our bard he is about to get slapped STUPID(er)
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>>37364978
Nooooo! We've cheated on Best Skeleton Girl by fingering Elf Brad! We've broken her poor Skeleton heart!
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>>37364978
And so Gartendo met his end
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>>37364978
HAHAHAHA!
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>>37364978
WELL WHAT A FUN ADVENTURE YOU HAD. You'll probably wanna wait off that broken face before you head out on your next quest.

So you now have a party and a mission! Pretty good for your first day! I wonder what the future holds for you....

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE. SEE YOU NEXT GAME
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>>37365043
>>37364978
DID IT HAVE A PENIS OR NOT?!
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>>37365043
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great thread man, do you got a twitter? I do not want to miss the next one
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>>37365069
it is a mystery!
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>>37365069
Look at the shape, Anon, that's clearly a vagina.
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>>37365043
Awsomness and many thanks for the gm
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>>37365074
Well at least we have skeleton girl... right?

...Right? ;_;
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>>37365074
40keks
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>>37365043
WAIT
Did we feel anything there?
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WAIT THE ELFS A GUY?! HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT YOU LITTLE FUCKERS WERE RIGHT ITS TOTALLY A TRAP!
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>>37365074
SUCH DRAMA
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>>37365118
>>37365074
WELL NEVER MIND!
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>>37365074
See? This is why we had to find out!
We'll have to cheer her up and apologize next time.
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also I tried to archive the other thread but I had no idea what to put down for description or tags
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>>37365110
We might of burned that bridge by molesting Elf Brad, Skeleton Girl might think we're a cheating pervert.
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Should we archive this?
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>>37365147
>her
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>>37365152
Brad
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>>37365167
Duh
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>>37365173
Hey, Gartendo respects his bros, even if they want to be hos.
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>>37365239
We turned an Orc gay on out first day of adventuring, our Gartendo is an open minded individual.
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Archived first thread. Now one of you has to archive this one.

Might wanna get a name and trip, OP.
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Congrats OP, you're the first /tg/ quest I actually enjoyed.
Also excellent foreshadowing with all the homosexuality and the upcoming Freddie Mercury
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Done the second quest is archived
Just look up Quest quest.
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>>37365726
you're aces mate!
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Brad is now a mandatory tag for all future Quest quests.
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>>37365871
Just doing what's right.
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>>37364588
The staff is named Apello. The reference wasn't missed.

>>37365074
best quest 10/10
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Quest of the year.



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