EPISODE 1 PART 2When we last left out hero, Gartendo, he had convinced an Orc and an Elf to go with him to find a treasure in a dungeon. There, they met a skeleton who also decided to come along.NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATETHEME SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbhryPQmw1Q
>>37363412QUEST QUEST: THE QUESTENING: THE SKELLINGTON BOOGALOO
Uuh and we found a chest. What is taking so long with that elf, should be simple enough job to check some traps
>>37363520Oh wow, do you think she doesn't know how to find traps?
Last thread archived yet?
>>37363567Well. I would be less surprised if she just took all the loot for her self and ran while we were distracted by that sexy skeleton
>>37363520>"Free of any 'traps'"She says, a bit of testy in her voice.Well, the elf says it's clear. Whattya do?
>>37363760After you dear elf brad
>>37363760Well if there's no traps, go and take the chest.
>>37363760Elf is a boy, ain't it.Do the president test.
>>37363760>Loot the chest>>37363881Please explain
>>37363913Metal Gear Solid 2.
>>37363958never played it
>>37363977Grab the crotch to confirm gender. The President does it to Raiden.American Politicians are batshit insane.
>>37363760Disassemble skele-bro and rearrange him into a 10ft pole. Use 10ft pole to open the chest.
>>37363760The elf seems upset. We should cheer her up with a song.
>>37363760Do >>37363881, and then >>37364109. We need our bard bros happy after all.
>>37364142So grope her/him then sing?
>>37364168"It is tradition of my people"
>>37363845>>37363870You crowd around the chest, eager to see your reward
>>37364202Indeed it is
>>37364258It's a mimic.
The lid swings open, no trap engaged.Inside... it's dark but... you see something... gold? Artifacts? gold? Silver? Gold???When you pull it out into the light you see that it's...
>>37364295THE PICK OF DESTINY
>>37364295The elf's balls?
>>37364295Empty the real treasure was friendship all along.
>>37364295A book. Just a regular old, leatherbound book.>"THATS not gonna pay off your debt"you hear B'raed say Orc Brad behind you.What do you do?
>>37364295Spoon of truth?
>>37364318no man, peace on earth was all it said.>>37364323>Cup check on the elf
>>37364323Check title looks like music,
>>37364323Huh...Okay. Maybe its a book of ancient and valuable lore we can sell off?
>>37364323> EXAMINE BOOK> OPEN BOOK> READ BOOK
>>37364323>Read da book.Books are made for reading.
>>37363412Are you going to archive the previous thread?
>>37364323Determine gender of B'raed with a less than subtle groping.
Can't we just ASK B'raed what it's gender is?
>>37364408>>37364386>>37364371You open the book and read the inside. Here's the gist;>Legend tells of an ancient sorcerer, capable of bending the laws of reality. People feared and respected him. He had legions of people at his hand and they all bent to his will. They say that his specialty was a dark and mysterious power to... change anyone's name....You flip the page to see...
>>37364537>And the source of all his power was his almighty and powerful staff; The Appello! Legend says that whoever wields The Appello has the power to change anyone's name, just like the ancient sorcerer. Whispers place the location of his tomb somewhere in the northern mountains, but those are only whispers....AND THATS ALL YOU CAN SEE!What do you do?!
>>37364533B'raed may lie, after all. Besides, this is the fun way to do it.>>37364537Yubaba?
>>37364537>to... change anyone's name....So an Appellomancer?
>>37364537Now we'r talking
>>37364581We've been trying to figure out this elf's gender for quite some time now, let's do that.
>>37364581>Cup check b'read, we can't work with someone with out knowing there gender.
>>37364581This book is important keep it, continue to explore.
>>37364581Ladies(?) and gentlemen! We have a new quest!
>>37364581Towards te certain pain, agony and death!
>>37364581Take the staff from the page. Laws of physics be damned!
>>37363881>>37364103>>37364142>>37364149>>37364168>>37364213>>37364238>>37364314>>37364343>>37364350>>37364443>>37364533>>37364583>>37364606>>37364621guys come onB'raed was already described to be femalethe orc said he needed to meet "some chick" he owed a debt to
>>37364781They want to watch the bard get his face punched by an angry woman. let it happen.What else is the bard gonna do anyway? Be smart?
>>37364781Never heard of traps? The way she remarked about "looking for traps" prompted the matter. It's easily enough settled.
did some one archive the first one yet?
>>37364803You know me too well anon.
>>37364837probably because we didn't say please.
>>37364978Annnnnnd the desires of /tg/ have been granted. gods help our bard he is about to get slapped STUPID(er)
>>37364978Nooooo! We've cheated on Best Skeleton Girl by fingering Elf Brad! We've broken her poor Skeleton heart!
>>37364978And so Gartendo met his end
>>37364978WELL WHAT A FUN ADVENTURE YOU HAD. You'll probably wanna wait off that broken face before you head out on your next quest.So you now have a party and a mission! Pretty good for your first day! I wonder what the future holds for you....GOODNIGHT EVERYONE. SEE YOU NEXT GAME
>>37365043>>37364978DID IT HAVE A PENIS OR NOT?!
great thread man, do you got a twitter? I do not want to miss the next one
>>37365069it is a mystery!
>>37365069Look at the shape, Anon, that's clearly a vagina.
>>37365043Awsomness and many thanks for the gm
>>37365074Well at least we have skeleton girl... right?...Right? ;_;
>>37365043WAITDid we feel anything there?
WAIT THE ELFS A GUY?! HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT YOU LITTLE FUCKERS WERE RIGHT ITS TOTALLY A TRAP!
>>37365118>>37365074WELL NEVER MIND!
>>37365074See? This is why we had to find out!We'll have to cheer her up and apologize next time.
also I tried to archive the other thread but I had no idea what to put down for description or tags
>>37365110We might of burned that bridge by molesting Elf Brad, Skeleton Girl might think we're a cheating pervert.
Should we archive this?
>>37365173Hey, Gartendo respects his bros, even if they want to be hos.
>>37365239We turned an Orc gay on out first day of adventuring, our Gartendo is an open minded individual.
Archived first thread. Now one of you has to archive this one.Might wanna get a name and trip, OP.
Congrats OP, you're the first /tg/ quest I actually enjoyed.Also excellent foreshadowing with all the homosexuality and the upcoming Freddie Mercury
Done the second quest is archivedJust look up Quest quest.
>>37365726you're aces mate!
Brad is now a mandatory tag for all future Quest quests.
>>37365871Just doing what's right.
>>37364588The staff is named Apello. The reference wasn't missed.>>37365074best quest 10/10
Quest of the year.