You are a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are shit out of luck. Your commanding officer – who is also your girlfriend – who is also capable of ripping your dick off and ramming it into your ear without breaking a sweat – is currently giving you the coldest, most dispassionate look you have ever seen her wear. You have pissed her off, shocked her, horrified her, surprised her and more, and you have never, ever seen her look quite like this. >wat do
Inb4 Panzer *Goes back to the archives*
>>37400065Give her the gnome.
>>37400065>>wat do"Did you just magically jump here through the telephone?"
>>37400074Hello, friend! Here on 4chan we really frown on using *action* or similar things to denote actions, as if you were roleplaying on LiveJournal. Here on 4chan, we much prefer you to abuse the quotation feature (Using a ">" to start a line and make the text green) for such things. Even though it's the SAME FUCKING THING, we consider this to be much more mature and acceptable, and the asterisks to be awful and badwrong. Thanks!
>>37400065"I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE"
>>37400065"MINNA! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME, UNLIKE THOSE TWO FUCKING LOSERS WHO DITCHED OUT OF A PLANE SO PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL THAT I WAS ABLE TO LAND IT WITHOUT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING WITHIN SEVERAL MILES! TRULY, YOU ARE THE MOST DEPENDABLE GIRLFRIEND AN ELITE FIGHTER PILOT COULD EVER ASK FOR! IN FACT, YOU ARE SO DEPENDABLE THAT I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!"
>>37400065Turn back around and keep talking into the phone to the real Minna. Maybe if we ignore her the hallucination will go away.
>>37400096>>37400065The top guy raises a good question.
>>37400065Hey sexy lady, wanna kill all Martians?
Just a bit of art from a now discontinued project.
>>37400096>>37400197CALLING THE VOTES
>>37400065>>wat do"I am cleared for visitors?"
>>37400198>we have been unconscious for an undetermined amount of time>this amount was long enough for them to extract the shrapnel from our head and for Georgette to heal our wound and any brain damage>amount of time needed to call the commanding officer of the 501st to tell them you have their plane: 5> minutes>amount of time needed for the CO to fly to your base 30> minutesShe obviously snuck up behind him and closed the line when she "picked up". He's still kinda woozy so he didn't notice.
Abandon whatever pointless bullshit we were ding last time and start flirting with Eila. If that fails, eat the barrel of your gun because what the fuck else is the point.
>>37400515But we can't eat our gun Anon. It's our third most important possession behind the Widow and Rape Whistle.
>>37400563What about our pants?
>>37400197>>37400065"I think I injured my head worse than I thought."
>>37400314Duh. But young doesn't have enough brainbloods to think that clearly.
>>37400595Nice last words
>>37400584Panzer Plz Go
>>37400595Dammit, can we change to this?
>>37400065"Minna, I am SO sorry."
>>37400593The pants can be pulled down while we flee in terrorlust from horny teenage witches. Best to discard them at our soonest convenience and mimic our fellow Witches. See, if we blend in with the pantless, they cannot distinguish their prey.
>>37400604"I don't like your shirt. You should take it off."
>>37400065>>37400595 and >>37400661seem reasonable
>>37400728>>37400604old but good
>>37400661Only if we talk into the phone, because there's no way the Minna standing behind us is real.
>Time for a dramatic escape>Time for the return of NEON SAMURAI!
>>37400065>OTHER>SURPRISE HEADPATAlso, happy 3rd anniversary SWQ. I tip my goblet in your general direction.
You stare at the slender, buxom redhead standing as stock-still as a statue, except it's a statue you fucking know you saw move like two seconds ago and it could totally come to life again and if it does it's gonna rip your spine out and beat you to death with it because THAT IS WHAT ANIMATED STATUES IN EVIL OLD SMELLY CASTLES AND SHIT DO just like in that one movie you should never have watched. There's only one thing that can save your fragile, much-concussed psyche right now, and that is to un-suspend your disbelief HARD. You blink a few times, then slowly turn back towards the phone. “M-Minna?” you say shakily. “S-sorry about that, I th-think I hit my head harder than I realized.”“Oh?” she asks from right beside you (the headsets on that side on THAT SIDE probably just your ears still ringing from the everything earlier, yeah, that's it, that's totally it.) “What makes you say that.”“Oh, n-n-nothing at all, ha-ha,” you chitter, scooching your chair away from the damned apparition standing next to you. “Just, uh, you know OUT DAMNED SPIRIT OOOOOOOUT!” you scream at the MinnaShade, pressing the mouthpiece against your shirt to dampen the sound. “Anyway it was uh well I guess Sean and Ian got all worried and they bailed out but it was okay and then I landed! But the big thing is I'm okay and we're okay and we're all... fine... here...” In front of you, the hallucination is depressing the handset's cradle with one dainty finger – and now she's also unplugging the phone from the wall, before sitting on the desk and letting you stare at those long, toned legs, following them up to dat rack and up to the eyes and YEP, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.
>>37400701Well, we all know how well that worked out. Pic related.
>>37400967“..... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?” you wail, pushing the roller chair away from the desk as far as it can go. Minna smiles at you. “The SAS boys are still fucking with that would-be assassin’s head, but what we've gotten out of him so far is...” she shrugs. “Bad enough that they're spreading the word through courier-only, and only very, very trusted couriers, at that. England's small enough, and Witches don't have much turnaround time, so-” she shrugs. “I had to brief Kadomaru on the danger and the new security measures in person." "B-b-b-bu-" "What?" she says, crossing her legs very, very slowly and taking obvious pleasure in your momentary urge to break eye contact. "The – the MARTIANS-" "Well, yeah, I had to fly over the invasion beaches," she admits. "So naturally, I brought an escort."
>>37400987As if on-cue, the sound of stifled giggles comes floating in from the door. You both glance over to see the young WAAF slumped against the doorframe, both hands clamped firmly over her mouth. Next to her is a very worried-looking Lynette, holding a steaming paper cup of coffee in either hand. "Uh..." she says, and you wince. Minna hoists an eyebrow at you quizzically. "... sorry," you mutter under your breath. "She's usually running around with Yoshika and she always does this ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~" thing at this exact wrong pitch that seems to induce current in all the wrong nerves." Minna nods, and slips off the desk. "Come take your desk back, hon. He won't be needing the phone, anymore." "W-w-would you l-like my rosary b-b-beads?" she snickers at you, before bursting into a fresh spate of giggles. Lynette just sets the coffee down on the desk and then tries to vanish behind Minna. Your commanding officer takes you by the hand and leads you to the back of the cramped, cluttered office to the desk she was apperently writing a report on when you staggered in. She sends Lynette to fetch two more coffees, and turns back to you. "Now," she says, her smile becoming predatory again. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?" >wat say
>>37401019the truththe whole truthso help you bob.
>>37401019>Oh you know, usual pilot stuff.>LIKE TRYING NOT TO DIE WHEN YOUR CREW BAILED ON YOU MY GOD I AM SO KILLING THOSE SMALLTIME LOWLIFES ARRRRHGGHGHGHGH>beat>How was your day?
>>37401055The truth will set us free.The true freedom.Death
>>37401019>Killed a Martian before he could kill me>>37401063also this
>>37401019"Don't know. I think I might have hit my head at some point. It's all a little fuzzy."
>>37401019"I got into a dogfight against a Martian that knew what the hell he was doing. It wasn't pretty."
>>37401019"Nothing I haven't done before, albeit lack of crew."
>>37401019Bounced aliums. You?
>>37401019"I landed a perfectly good airplane that's strapped with two rockets filled with Teutonic death science, that should have killed everyone, on a shitty little island. Oh and my crew pulled on their silk."
>>37401019NOTHING That would be considered unusual for us.
>>37401116>>37401093>>37401070All of this, then ask about Shirley.She's gonna dismember us, isn't she.
>>37401019"I may or may not have promised Amelia a violent and painful death for identifying my sister as a witch."
>>37401153Dammit Jess stop time travelling!Just because Lynette brought coffee doesn't mean you have to pop out of nowhere...
>>37401070THIS I need a custom skin for IL-2 that somehow works an identifiable Hina theme into the spinner pattern
>>37401019"I swear to God I tried to bail but Amelia said she would hurt me."
>>37401207>Hina>SPIN, SPIN MY IL-2!!>Misfortune intensifieswww.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk7nE2e0MQ
I told you guys mounting rockets and fuel was a bad idea. We broke the karma.
>>37401019"What did I do? I brought the plane home, just like I always do. The problem is what I didn't do. I should have bailed out."
>>37401265And leave our beloved OTP to a cruel and terrible fate? HERESY
>>37401286>implyingWe already left one Widow behind to be captured by the Martians.
>>37401299We'll go back for it though.Eventually.
>>37401299THAT WAS MERELY A BRAIN FART.SHE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED INTO OUR CURRENT WIDOW.Why am I shouting this??
>>37401019>Many many things! They weren't fun at all!
You tell her. You begin with the mad melee in the clouds and overcast, the often-blind fight where Sean and Ian displayed frankly terrifying acumen. You detail stumbling across Georgette, and then the catastrophic dogfight with the Martian steam-sled. Of passing out without your crewmen in the ship. Of recovering your ship from the spin, and stumbling across the Martian again. Of how you baited him into trying to saddle up on you, only to whip your Widow around like a coiled snake and BITE that cheeky motherfucker. "And then," you conclude, "Amelia had me fly south till the Chain Home Low stations got a fix on me, and she vectored me into here." You take a sip of your fresh coffee – you were afraid Lynette was going to fuck it all up by pouring wor-ches-thor-shitfucksauce or something into it like they do with their CUPPA TEA GUV'NUH but it's suprisingly good. Minna nods, and then leans in, very, very slowly, wrapping her hands around your coffee cup and setting it on her desk, so you can't hide behind it. "Why don't you elaborate on that last part?"
>>37401019Nothing too bad.I didn't fuck any witches![Spoiler]...Yet
>>37401356> "Why don't you elaborate on that last part?"OH SHITAMELIA WANTS A THREESOME
>>37401383"...I plead the 5th."
>>37401383"Now in my defense, it was the martians that shot us. If you wanna be mad at anyone, be mad at them fyi"Then cover your face like the coward you are.
>>37401383>>37401356>"The part where I totally stuck that landing and probably would have died if georgette wasn't right there next to me?"
>>37401383I landed safely, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
>>37401403Fuck that, we plead the whole damn constitution.
>>37401433AMELIA SENT US TO THE BASEAMELIA KNEW MINNA WOULD BE HEREAMELIA KNOWS WE ARE ATTRACTED TO HERAMELIA IS COMING FOR A THREESOME
>>37401383"Because it's barely any different from the stuff I've done in the past? If anything it was one of my best landings, the difference in weight in not having crew is astonishing!"
>>37401383"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR. IT WAS AMELIA'S FAULT.""Please don't hurt me with your German thighs."
>>37401383Either:>Clam up and tell her that your landing was a bit tricky due to reasons involving explosive shit under your wings and a coward-ass crew.or>Tell her the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god because there ain't no getting out of this one without fucking her up even more and subsequently having her fuck you up A LOT/
>>37401383Wait I thought this wasn't a voteWell then>THE BITCH THAT SNATCHED MY SIS-- I mean, Amelia Earhart helped me land here on this here tiny island.>Problemface.gif
>>37401383FEIGN IGNORANCE"What about it? She lead me here with her gift for navigation. I'd tell you the route, but I'm not quite sure exactly where we went.">pic related, don't end up like this.
>>37401460No wait, the conspiracy goes deeper.Amelia is a honey-pot trap by the New Orleans coven to take Young's Young-seed for study and implantation.
>>37401383"Will you marry me?"
>>37401383>The martian was in the way. I couldn't do any fancy maneuvers to lose it amd Amelia was busy.>either I killed it as quickly and efficiently as possible, or I let it get behind me and kill me. So I chose the option that had me still have a chance to live.Embelish, mislead without blatantly lying and try to make it appear we did something smart and reasonable instead of crazy and influenced by blood loss.
>>37401460I've seen worse chains of reasoning, I guess
>>37401493Slowly pull out the Rape Whistle and brandish it like a holy artifact to dispel the illusion Amelia has cast to disguise herself as Minna.
>>37401500>Dat waifufagging. There is a time and a place for everything. While we know this is bound to happen eventually, the this is not the time nor the place.
>>37401470>Clam up and tell her that your landing was a bit tricky due to reasons involving explosive shit under your wings and a coward-ass crew.
>>37401524It's the middle of a war and we nearly fucking died. Do you comprehend how fucking CLOSE we came to dying? If not now, then it's never.
>>37401493IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
>>37401356>>37401383To be honest, I totally have no idea of what she might be pissed off about, other than the not-bailing thing.I might qualify for PILOT.
>>37401551No, you qualify for MAN.Women are an enigma. And not the kind you can solve by throwing Gay autists at the problem.
>>37401500let's go with this
>>37401383Whatever we settle on, we need to keep our cool.She can already break out body, we can't let her break our mind more than she already has
>>37401542Then give me the exact phrasing you want to use. If it is creative and good, I will vote for you.
>>37401569We do not have a convenient ledge nor parachute to jump off of either. >>37401575Not that Anon, but:"I'm pregnant. You should take responsibility."
>>37401494Thus making Brigitte Youngspawn? A nice theory, but I don't think it works out.
>>37401383>THE BITCH THAT SNATCHED MY SIS-- I mean, Amelia Earhart helped me land here on this here tiny island.GOFORIT
>>37401602Youngspawn Brigitte could still totally happen, but that's a bit of a stretch for now yeah.Youngspawn Katya is currently a dark horse tho
>>37401602You're a nice theory, faggot.
>>37401595>We do not have a convenient ledge nor parachute to jump off of either.Good old times, huh.
>>37401595>>37401477Done, changing my vote
>>37401524To be honest I want to ship her and Young.Maybe With Trude or Sanya as well.
>Typical SWQ thread>Needs a good set of tracks to go with it>OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iab-eTykmBs
>>37401602Lets be honest here, we joke about all the Youngspawn out there and 'Young getting to work', but really Young is too terrified to even think about fooling around at this point.
>>37401637The more important question about Katya's grandfather is; If not Young, then who was he?
>>37401679terrified boners are the best boners.
>>37401679The witches aren't, and I expect that even our fear of Minna would not outweigh /tg/'s PILOT idocity if we get in another Cupcakeski situation.
>>37401681>INB4 Leigh-Mallory, in an attempt to get back at Young for California
>>37401681The one German soldier Fap Angel wrote about. Udete.
>>37401690Fear-based, Near-Death Experience Boners.>inb4 No'opxYoung CthuluSpawn.
>>37401698Charlotte? Futafags plz.
>>37401748I'm pretty sure he means Chuck.The thought is amusing though.
>>37401748He probably meant Chuck>whoamIkidding.gif
>>37401748It has been a long time since we saw Chuck, hasn't it?
>>37401771>>37401777I did mean Chuck, but I didn't specify for exactly that reason
>>37401383"How in hell's name did you get here with only one Brit."CUE MACK AND HIS HELMET.YOUNG X HELMET OTP
>>37401704Shirely and Young hate sex?
>>37401796That and the fact he trolled the fuck out of Georgette.... yeah Young's gonna be meeting Mack's helmet sooner or later.
"Not much to tell," you say with a shrug. "We flew here, Amelia guided me in till I picked up the Lorenz beam, and that was that." "Mmmhmm." Minna leans closer, scooting her chair forward till her knees are bumping yours. "Why didn't you bail out?" "Why should I? I had one good engine-""And a serious head wound, apparently, since you're acting stupider than normal," she says with a quirk in her mouth that's not quite a frown. "And live ordinance. I heard a commotion when they rolled the meatwagon and the fire-truck 'bout an hour ago, but I didn't realize it was *you* coming in hot." She sighs, staring right into your eyes. She's... awfully close, and when she takes your hands in hers, you can't help but feel a little shiver as her dainty fingers caress and squeeze your palms. "I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, mister. You're pretty good at it, after all." Her breathing is a bit ragged, and her eyes are glassy with barely-restrained tears. "We had that conversation, and all, but..." she bites her lip, then plunges on. "Nobody gets over that overnight, okay, so... just..." she shakes her head as she squeezes your hands even harder. "Listen, I'm a pilot too, okay? I know what it's like when... when you're contemplating giving up control. It's hard to admit a ship is lost, not when the machine's still responding and you've still got power, but some risks aren't worth running, okay? Before K- be-" she sighs again. "I thought I was invincible. I'm a Witch, right? I pretty much am. But then... Kurt. And Trude. And even Laura..." she's broken eye contact now, looking down at your joined hands, her voice tapering into silence.
>>37401856Look he had chunk of metal in his head and need something to keep his sorry ass awake. I think Mack will forgive him on this one. And only once, I imagine, at least.
>>37401887>Say nothing. >Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed? >Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found. >Say something hotblooded. The best way to survive is to kill the other sonofabitch before he can kill you – just ask Patton. He's a crazy motherfucker, and he's still alive, and he's lived long enough to be a middle-aged crazy motherfucker!>other?
>>37401908>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.Also apply hugs.
>>37401887>But then... Kurt. And Trude.>TrudeWait, what?
>>37401908>Say nothing.Just hug her. I think we both need it, courtesy of the whole 'near-death situation' escapade we just went through.
>>37401908>>other?>SHALALALALALA MY OH MY, YEAH SURE WE ALMOST DIED, IT'S TIME TO>KISS THE GIRL
>>37401908>Say something reassuringTHEN>Say something hotbloodedYes, we RYOMA NAGARE NOW
>>37401908>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
>>37401908>>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.We were lost in the clouds. For all we knew, we were over the Martian-held parts of England, and bailing out would mean jumping right into their cooking pot.
>>37401908>>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
>>37401908>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?
>>37401908>"I hear you.">Hug
>>37401908>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed? >Hugs, hug the shit outta her.
>>37401796I really don't see how that one thought follows the other.
>>37401908>Say nothing.Nigger this is a serious and sensitive situation. You can talk like an onii-chan, but Young got no clout as a person who can say something reassuring that goes against his nature as a stupid gloryhound pilot fucker.Maybe tell her the truth. Maybe tell a joke. But nigger, this shit is serious business.
>>37401908>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?Haven't we flown on one engine a fuck ton of times. We definitely fly half retarded all the time.
>>37401908>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.This even sounds credible. Staying on the plane was objectively a best option. Not to mention we were near alium lines.
>>37401908>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.Also hug.>>37401887>TrudeSHIT>LauraWho is this?
>>37401908"IAN, SEAN, YOU COWARDS, THANK YOU FOR THIS MOMENT. ALSO I WILL HAUNT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON CRACK."Then we give Minna the D.Then ask about her escort because holy shit there's no fucking way she and one other witch made it through ALL OF THE MARTIANS.
>>37401887Who the fuck is Laura?
>>37401908>can it be hugs tiemAlso>Trude
>>37401908>Say nothing.Just hold her in your arms tightly to you and tell her that all you could think of was her.
>>37401908>OtherI guess what kept me in that plane was the need to come back, the need to see you. And you were waiting for me when I got here. As long as you wait for me, I will come back.
>>37402018OH WE ALL KNOW WHO MINNA'S ESCORT WASALL HAIL BRITANNIA
>>37401908"If I were to die out there, you would kill me. I can't be dieing until you take responsibility for riding me like a stallion. My back still hurts."
>>37401908>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.Then hug and apply alcohol until it's all better.
>>37402050Changing votes to this. Too Young to pass up.
>>37402050>saying that in front of Lynette
>>37402032Oh, Laura Toth.Isn't she supposed to be at the Isle of Wight too?
>>37402050Young can't die, even if he is killed!Your argument is invalid.>Spiral Energy intensifies.gif
>>37402098That only makes it 73% more trolly.
>>37402098>implying lewd Lynette is badShe would be able to have fun with her sister!
>>37402098>not saying that in front of Lynette, realizing what we said in front of Lynette, then asking Minna if she wants a threesome with Cupcake while spaghetti falls out of our pocket
>>37402111Yes, in normal canon her friend dies so she's a bit gloomy
>>37402111Oh.Her.The one whose country got wrecked.Shit.
>>37402047Bro.BRO.This isn't Clannad.We can't repel FEELS of that magnitude.
>>37401932(Trude got headfucked over her sister, Laura got headfucked over... something, it's in that shitty manga nobody reads, etc.)
>>37402166Ooh? Do I see a fellow clerk from Teppelin Beach PD?
I'm still waiting for Sean and Ian to arrive being carried like little baby cowards by Sakamoto and Perrine.
>>37402127>with cupcakeski>not with Lynette
>>37402155But the mangas and lns are a lot better than the tv series.
>>37402204Cupcake is like 18. Lynette is *15*.Minna would non-lewldy and non-metaphorically kill us.
>>37402155>Laura got headfucked over... somethingLosing over her teammates.Maybe.all of that tits and panties very distracting.>>37402218Not all SW manga created equal.
>>37402204We can't be stealing Yoshika's gril. That'd break our PILOT-in-training.
>>37401908>other?>I was already too low to bail, and those god damn THINGS where stuck when I tried to drop them.
>>37402218That's not really saying much. It's like saying a constipated dump is better than having explosive diarrhea.
>>37402218Afrika Witches is Great.One-Winged Witches is... eh.
>>37402190Hell yeah, Brother.
You pull your hands free of her grasp and fling your arms around her shoulders, pressing her slender frame against you roughly. "I'm not suicidal-""-th-that f-f-ate of the p-p-pilot b-bullshit you f-f-ed me-""-yesIrememberthankyouverymuchshutupplease," you whisper back hoarsely. "I didn't want to jump out and bleed to death in some dumbasss farm-field attended by cud-chewing goats, okay? I had to get down fast. I trusted my wingman and she didn't fail me. That's what you want me to do, right? And I wasn't gonna jump for it in front of that Martian just to get strafed under my 'chute. The Widow's got plenty of pilot armor; if I needed to leave I always had the option, okay?" She nods against your shoulder, but doesn't say anything. She just pulls you closer, and presses her lips directly against your ear to whisper your name tenatively. "Yeah?" you ask."I didn't get mad at you," she whispers. "Yeah." "You promise you won't get mad at me, if I tell you something?" "Of course.""... no matter what?""Of course."She pulls you a little tighter, and whispers so softly into your ear that you can barely hear it. "I'm pregnant.">what react
>>37402349>what's one more coma in one day, eh?
>>37402349"Pregnant? Bitch what? Whatchu mean by 'pregnant', like with a pau-LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
>>37402349"Will you marry me?"
>>37402349>Can witches figure out that quickly?
>>37402349>Dat spoilerUh. Yay?Also>What? I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THERE ARE FLYING BUTTERFLIES AND MUSICAL NOTES ARE WHISPERING IN MY EAR ARRRGH I KNEW THERE WAS ACID IN MY IV
>>37402349>"OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT CUPCAKE'S I CAN'T DEAL WITH RAISING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHILD!"
>>37402349"So am I."What are you waiting for, Pilot? Kiss her.
>>37402349NOWIT'S TIMETHIS IS HAPPENING>propose
>>37402349>"I know. Wait say again?"
>>37402349>Run that by me again?
>>37402349>sigh with reliefOh good I thought I was the only one.
>>37402383You fool, we only get one marriage proposal and we need to save it to cover one of our fuckups. Now that the fuckup has passed, there's no point in wasting it now.
>>37402349>DO NOT PANIC>HUG HER, KISS HER, LAUGH WITH HAPPINESS>REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TO BECOME A RESPONSIBLE MAN.
>>37402383Ok, NOW is the time for this
>>37402349> The Widow's got plenty of pilot armorDeme, are you confirming that Young is protected by PLOT! armor and bullshit decision-making?
>>37402383I think the time has come for this question. Now where the hell are we going to get a ring?
>>37402458You!You stile the gif i wanted to use! it's all good though. I approve of you and your taste
>>37402472No, he means it literally has plenty of armor plate built in to protect the pilot.
>>37402349Don't react for a few seconds. Then: "Okay, I know it might be a bit early, but what the fuck. Hi, pregnant. I'm dad, apparently."this is a joke I swear to god
>>37402383fuck it nuclear option! WE ALL SUFFER!
>>37402349>what reactScream towards the heavens yelling 'Goddamn you Cupcake!'
>>37402349Ask Minna if she's serious. Then ask Lynnette standing in the door if she could repeat back what Minna said to us to confirm. Then calmly freak the hell out.
>>37402472Go back to gensokyo, Aya.
>>37402349Just laugh. Then faint.
>>37402349>Kiss her harder than you ever have in your life
>>37402493Aw man. It would've been funny though. Like breaking the fourth wall.>>37402496Sh8 r8 m8 0/8This is also a joke.>>37402337>mfw
>>37402490I need more popcorn gifs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWQ
>>37402349> You WA SHOCK> Hug her DAMMIT
>>37402536Even if no more pages are released, it's memory will forever live on in our hearts.Also, Kittan has a message for Young.
>>37402562>YOU WA SHOCKI'll just leave this here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJGeqB_uc6Y
>>37402349>"...Was that the concussion talking or do I need to celebrate while panicking now?"
>>37402349There's no way out of this. You've gotta take responsibility, Pilot.Harden the Fuck Up and be the best Dad you can be. And you know what that means...Hello Pregnant. I'm dad.
>>37402349Didn't Young only first bonk her like a week ago?How would she even know at this stage?
>>37402637I hear the cap'n MAY come back when his piano tour is over.But you know how the rumor mills go around the Beach.
>>37402700I think it's been a month or two, there's offscreen downtime.Though she might totally be fucking with us. I doubt it, but it's possible.It's also possible that her witch talent is really creepy and she can sense it
>>37402700Oh man you have no idea how a pregnant woman's intuitions are heightenedTrust me I've seen it happen
>>37402349>Are you seriously giving me nine months to win the war?
>>37402700That's actually a good question. How long has it been since Young first crashlanded on Barin?
>>37402349She's trolling us, I can tell.Panic anyway.
>>37402733>>37402740>>37402743Her talent is basically magical AWACS, right?That must have been a hell of a realization for her
>>37402750Good point. Planefag! Spill the beans!
>>374027505-6 days by my count.
>>37402769"Ohgod IT'S INSIDE ME"
>>37402398Voting for this.
>>37402733>It's also possible that her witch talent is really creepy and she can sense itHer talent is really, really useful if that's the case.
>>37402778Its been a loooooooong week
>>37402746Oh this is good, very good.
>>37402806"Oh god, we gotta figure out a name for the baby!""Who said it was only one baby?"
>>37402800>>37402769So she woke up and realized she was a twin-engine now?
>>37402820Bout 108 or so threads.
>>37402833DOES THIS CONFIRM THAT THE ATLAS BOSS IS YOUNG???Because if it is, then I love you Merc, with all the homo
>>37402820>>37402854It took, what, two-and-a-half years of threads before Wizard boned his gril. And that was only three days in-story.
You push her away just enough to look her in her tear-filled eyes as that word sinks into your brain and spreads out like an oil slick upon the ocean tides, blotting out clear waters with the thick, inky certainty that you're being fucked with. "Bullshit," you say, your voice carrying the weight and authority of the professional, trolling asshole – the true Alpha Pilot, without peer amongst your people. You smile at her, warm and sweet, the benevolent aura of the champion asshole approving of the bold, admirable efforts of the talented, scrappy upstart. Her mouth drops open, a soft, almost inaudible cry strangling in her throat before – you can't believe what you're seeing, of all people, not her, the one who's always composed, always tough, always holding herself together, in rage or in peace, with sorrow or with seething fury, she never – it never – *crumples* as that first sob rips loose from her breast, invading the stuffy little office with its awful *presence,* raw and ugly and real. "Oh," you say, as your blood slowly cools, drawing the heat and emotion out of your head like circulating coolant through a radiator. "Okay." You nod at her. "That's real, then." With her face buried in her hands, she manages a half-nod before another sob takes her, her slender frame shivering. "Right." You stand up, slowly, mindful of how light your body feels. You step past her to the window, fling the lower pane up, and lean out into the cool, fresh air, which you so badly need. You close your eyes, and feel the brisk summer breeze... and then you strech your arms out, balancing your hips on the sill.Gnomes. Magic.Who's to say, really? Who's to say you can't?Nothing, that's what.
>>37402879Oh god, how horrifying......
>>37402349I'll go with:>Are you seriously giving me nine months to win the war?
>>37402893Aaawwww SHIT nigga.
>>37402893You take a deep breath of that lilac-scented air, and the soles of your shoes ever-so-slowly lift off the floorboards. Your pantlegs rustle slightly as they're dragged over the sill, and then they're fluttering in the breeze as you lift off, climbing away from the office building towards the somber, brooding sky above, free.
>>37402893Wtf r u doin
>>37402888 >>37402854Kinda makes you re-evaluate how slow planefag is, and regret being addicted to this that much more. There's a reason I like the pacing of strikers '89 better.
>>37402893don't be a fool!
>>37402922gg no re
>>37402922What? What? Are we still in a coma?
>>37402922>I must go, my planet needs mePlanefag are u drunk
>>37402714Shit, Seriously?That is the best damn news I've received this month.Now I have a reason to be happy and hyped for the rest of this year.
>>37402893Can't tell if he wants to jump, or tele-abort Minna with the power of gnomics.
>>37402893>>37402922I don't even know, man.
>>37402922Did we pass out like a damn pussy?
>>37402893And this is how SWQ ends.
>>37402922I'm trippin balls, man
>>37402976Not with a bang, but with a rustle?
I think we are still comatose.
>>37402922What the fuck is this? Is this some fucking Birdman bullshit?
>>37402922Either minna has just punched us for being a total twat, or Planefag is fucking off forever.
>>37402976Not with a bang, but a bone-shattering crunch.
>>37402922GODDAMIT TEWIJUSTGODDAMIT>>37402963Still, just take it with a grain of salt and a pitcher of gin man. You know how it is.
>>37402976Not with a crash, but a with pregnancy.
>>37402983this whole episode brought to you by Georgette frantically trying to dig the hunk of shrapnel out of our skull and stem the bleeding.
>>37402976If SWQ ends, will you finally be able to do TWQ again with all that free time?
>>37402922Stop playing with our FEELINGS
>>37402998Ehh, needs more Brigitte.>>37402999>mfw
>>37402998We're actually going to wake up and still be in the cockpit.In the air.
>>37403051I'd count it as an improvement of our current situation.I mean, Minna just pulled the ultimate bounce on us.
>>37403051in a flat spin, headed out to sea?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
>>37402998To be perfectly honest, I kind of hope so. I kind of not want Minna to have the preggers yet.
>>37403051If we do, we better still be mad at those cocksuckers for bailing on us, especially if they're still there.
>>37403051Inb4 Young screams to the Heavens he is going to be a father.
>>37403075SIT BACK AND RELAXBECAUSE THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>37403070>In the event the plane floats
>>37403075Welcome to the club. Please excuse the substandard conditions, we're overbooked.
>>37403091>If we do, we better still be mad at those cocksuckers for bailing on us, especially if they're still there.The hilarity.
>>37403106It has more chances to work as a functional submarine than to float.You know, except for all the holes in the cockpit. And everywhere else.
>>37403113What the fuck is that look trying to convey?
>>37403113you don't fool me!
>>37403113We get it, you were thirsty and needed some quick tears, no need to rub it in.
>>37403113Couldn't let us just have the moment huh?
>>37403113I sense something.
>>37403113No Ran.Ran bad.Go to my room.
>>37403153Oh shit. I'm worried now.
>>37403113You're enjoying this, are you.Can't blame ya.
>>37403153-EXT TIME, ON STRIKE WITCHES -
>>37403153No....DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!
>>37403153don't you daredon't you fucking dare
>>37403153>Next time on SWQ!don't you do it you fucker
>>37403177FUCKING KNEW IT! GG PLANEFAG!
>>37403177If I could jump through the computer and punch you in the dick right now I would you fucking sack of shit I have 300 confirmed kills you sick some of a bitch I will end your life and fuck your disgusting boypussy just to make you cry if you end this thread you fucking fuck.
>>37403177- we will probably do Seanquest or N'oo'p, to break things up a little. But for now, TIME TO END THIS THREAD ON NOT-A-CLIFFHANGAR. Update incoming, please wait warmly.
>>37403177it's aight. so which Mio fig do you want next?
>>37403177Fuck you I'm so damn close to cumming.
You wake up.Your Widow is in flames all around you. A martian has you lined up. Sean and Ian are nowhere to be found. Off in the distance, you can see something throttling towards you. Somewhere in your heart, you could tell, no, you knew, that it was Minna. Somewhere, you knew that it was too late.End SWQ
>>37403210Oh you.FAITH IN GAP AN ELFTRUST IN GAP AN ELF
>>37403210Curse your rollercoaster of emotions, planefag.<3
>>37403229You know what, even it if it is fake this is probably for the best.
>>37403210I cannot explain how much I both hate and respect you.>>37403229NOT THIS TIME FAGGOT.
>>37403221Why don't we just get him all of them so he doesn't have to decide?
>>37403229Good, I never liked this quest anyway.Two threads in a row is overdoing it man.
>>37403210So, how does our cold sweat and our tears of rage taste, Fap Angel?
>>37403177You're going to take a decade to finish this quest at this rate.
>>37403229Yeah try harder man.>>37403210>Update incoming, please wait warmly.IMA MASTER SPARK YA
>>37403153>>37403177>>37403210I think I just went through the 5 stages of grief in 5 seconds.
>>37403229You can't pull that shit twice in a week, m8.
>>37403281I laughed, I cried, I bought the t-shirt.I may not have been around for the old threads, but I don't mind mr planefag's wild ride
I don't even know WHAT the fuck is going on anymore.
>>37403291Yet QMs tend to do that stuf too often, like Ghost and his surrpise russian attacks early on in SW89.
>>37403309its called you have a weak mind!
>>37403309I think he wanted tears and also to put the thread into autosage as quick as possible.
>>37403309>Adult!Laika is AilaShit yes.>Adult!Laika brokenSHIT NO.ALSOSol Lucte OmnibusEt Carita Rex Vivito PopulusNos Struc Qui An Prato ViaLuces Se Viate Du Ad Baros
>>37403309>Laika mindbreakOh god no I thought you were better than Deme you evil bastard why
>>37403309Everything Merc! Everything emotion from every part of your body! Embrace it!
>>37403309>Implying there was ever a point where you knew what's going onJust enjoy the ride.
>>37403309Planefag be trolling. And the thread takes the bait, Hook, Line and Sinker.You know, The Usual
>>37403358>Not hook, line and STRIKERWay to mess an opportunity bruh.
>>37403340I like to keep my bases covered.
>>37403358Well you know if we didn't give him the reaction he wanted and went 'Sure planefag, whatever' he would totally do something to spite us even harder.
>>37403371not everyone armed with weapon-grade pun library, anon.
>>37403377Now you're just being mean.
>>37403377So i guess you won't object if i really make that Janice pic, eh?
>>37403377This is from Raikov's perspective?Right?
Heaven is a dark place, that is nice and warm, like the floor next to a wheezing old radiator. You drift through a dark void filled with abso-fucking-lutey nothing, and you feel - "Jesus Christ, girl, I think you killed the bastard." "I didn't mean to!" "M-Minna, is he gonna be-""He's fine, I just need to-""I should fetch Georgette-""No, no-""Or are you gonna do that energy-izing-thing like you did at the pub that one time-""Lynette-""Are you gonna do it with a ki-"*SLAP*You sit bolt upright, casting about wildly. The room spins a few times and finally steadies as you come to rest against the opposite baseboard. "WHEAARRAEGRF?" you query. Looking up, you see Minna, Lynette, and the concerned WAAF all leaning over and tilting their heads like a trio of dogs starting at a spotted lizard. "You fainted," Lynette says. "What... I... I don't re-" and then, quite suddenly, you DO remember. You lock horrified gazes with Minna, who's staring at you with the blank face of someone who's trying to decide how they feel. With great solemnity, she stands up, straightens the tail of her uniform jacket, turns around, and almost makes it to the door before she's forced to murder a snigger with a snort. >reaction?
>>37403388Where's that pungeon master from a few threads back when you need him...>>37403377How about... wait what
>>37403385You do know that now he knows we know he will just troll us even harder, right?
>>37403377>Red in bed talking to the head of Ted about Ned and what he was fed before he was dead.
>>37403433"....you....YOOOOOOU"chase after her. TICKLE HER TO DEATH
>>37403433>"9 month timelimit to end the war huh? No sweat."
>>37403433>"What'd I do?"
>>37403433Respect and anger and a metric ton of confusion.
>>37403433>Perform an eldritch ritual to summon your sister to get revenge on Minna in your honor.
>>37403433Look at minna." Are you still pregnant?"
>>37403447But now we know that he knows that we know so we can counterattack!
>>37403433Jump out the nearest window.
>>37403459>>37403460>>37403463she just trolled young. the kid isnt real
And in case it hasn't sunk in yet - She trolled you. She trolled you fucking hard. She trolled the consciousness right out of your goddamn skull.
>>37403433>ReactionNow you're killing me more than the martians. How does that make you feel, you evil temptress?
>>37403433I'm not going to be a dad? Or am I? What the hell is happening?
>>37403433"You were serious about, before? " Dammit, Minna, I can't just win the war in 9 months, not with that shit-for-brains crew I have! 10 months, minimum, and I need my plane fixed up, which will probably tack on an extra week."
>>37403472Actually, changed my mind:>"I just had a dream where Minna told me she was pregnant. It was pretty great."
>>37403433"Am.. am I pregnant?"
>>37403484So basically she's learning from you?
>>37403484She has learnt well. We have taught her all she knows. But not all we know.
>>37403433>Hello Pregnant, I'm Dad...?PUSHING PUNS FOR SUMMERSLAM
>>37403514Oh god, that's just what we need.
>>37403480You Fool! We may know that he knows that we know, but now he also knows we know that he knows! We have lost the element of Surprise!
>>37403433Sooooooooo, any booze nearby?They might have to resupply the entire base in about half an hour.
>>37403514"They never attack the same place twice... they remember." "THEY SHOULD ALL BE DESTROYED"
>>37403433Nine months to win->>37403484>She trolled you. -that wasn't nice. I think she won, she's learn too well.
>>37403309Aren't you giving her path away a little early? >>37403377and hers too?
>>37403433"You know what? I'm not even mad. That was sublime. Seriously, after this war is over you should go to Hollywood."OR:"I wish I could decide if I hate you or love you."
>>37403433"Keep this up and I'll bonk you so much you really *do* get pregnant."
>>37403557I like this, we should say it
THIS THREAD IS NOWTHE PROPERTY OF THE SAINT OF SLAANESH
>>37403433Obviously we can't let this stand"Oh HELL NO WOMAN THIS DOES NOT STAND IF YOU SAY I AM A DAD I AM A DAD WE ARE FIXING THIS RIGHT NOW WHERES THE NEAREST BUNK AND WHY ARE MY PANTS STILL ON!?!"
>>37403433>put on aviators>pop a Fonzy"Nice.".>leave room"Niiiiiice">Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice your way down to the canteen for a cold drink of water and a hot cup of coffee
>>37403557>"You know what? I'm not even mad. That was sublime. Seriously, after this war is over you should go to Hollywood."I'm completely okay with this.
Oh good, I thought we had fainted and fallen out the window.
>>37403572>>37403584>>37403433"We'll see who's laughing when you DO get knocked up!...Probably still you."
>>37403433Impregnate her to spite her. Bitch gotta deal with the consequences.
>>37403433Go after her. Run her down. Tickle her and make her submit.
We need to work on our anti-Minna defenses, we're getting shot down too often.In our plane too.
VOTES HAVE BEEN TALLIED FOR NNNNNNEXT TIME, ON STRIKE WITCHES: TBA, *WATCH THE FUCKING TWITTER FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S THE BEST WAY TO SCHEDULE THREADS OMFG ASSHATS*I have to end the thread now because I've got to be awake for work at 4:30 AM, but since this is the THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY yes it was dead for two years shut the fuck up crix omg I figured I'd shamelessly steal and without any cute art even a page out of Decu's book and have a short Q and A session for people who are just dying to know wtf-ever, about characters, or whatnot. Please, about characters, and whatnot. Writefags, hunt me down on IRC for your story-related questions. And if it's shit like WHERE WAS THE INDIANAPOLIS ON AUGUST 13, 1942 I'll be like "PROBABLY IN THE WATER!" So, not that. BUT ANYTHING ELSE IS FINE. SHUT UP I DON'T KNOW HOW DECU DOES THIS SHIT OKAY, HE'S GOT PEOPLE
>>37403433>"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S PREGNANT, JUST YOU WAIT"
>>37403642yep we need to work on it!
>>37403433TICKLES FOR THE TICKLE GOD
>>37403649Did Ireland rebel in 1916 like IRL, and did they fight their civil war in the 20's?
>>37403433>Go after her, give her a big damn kiss and tell her>"You shouldn't joke about that you know. What would happen when you DO get pregnant?">"Then again, this is a good thing. It means I don't have to rush the xenocide so I end the war before those nine months."
>>37403649Are you aware that you're a bastard?
Why are night witches best witches and why is heidemarie best?
>>37403649Is Cupcake pregnant?
>>37403649When will Panzer run TWQ?
>>37403649Is Ian into erotic asphyxiation, by freak coincidence?
>>37403649IS THERE ANY SWQ CHARACTER WHO CAN OVERRIDE ALL OTHERS???
>>37403649Why doesn't [insert witch] get more screentime?
>>37403649Is Young pregnant?
>>37403649Your pacing sucks!
>>37403674>Did Ireland rebel in 1916 like IRL, and did they fight their civil war in the 20's?I'm gonna go with - I'M GONNA GO WITH RIDIRE, ASK ME THAT SHIT IN THE WRITEFAG CHANNEL, LIKE I JUST SAIDbut seriously I'd say Yes, esp. because they'd have Witch Muscle to rely on, and the English would have an even stronger impetus to settle things quickly and peacefully because they needed the Edinburgh Witches. In SWQu, however, Churchill successfully kept control of the Irish ports, so convoys didn't have to go a further few hundred miles through U-boat infested waters.Because Churchill.
>>37403377Pierce you dog!
>>37403649Is Sanya pregnant?If so, who's the father? Is it Eila?
>>37403649Did you intend Minna to come off like a tsundere?
>>37403649How long have you lived off the tears and emotions of others?
>>37403649Maybe it was told in the history doc, but where is Alan Turing in all this mess? Hacking aliums' OS?
>>37403742WE HAVE YOU OUTNUMBEREDYOU HAVE NO SAY AGAINST THE 99%
>>37403757Being a faggot.
>>37403752To be fair Young is kind of tsundere for Minna.
>>37403649How long do you intend to continue the quest for? Do you have any overarching idea of what you want to do to complete the quest?
>>37403730Speaking of which, what happened to all the Uboats after the Martians ate hitler? Did they just sort of quietly re-base in friendlier places? What the hell do you even use submarines for against Martians? Lord knows you can't put witches in them, after all
>>37403730Is Churchill still a mad brilliant bastard?Will Young boink other Witches?Also is Sanya a lesbian?
>>37403778>cant put witches in them. NIGGA THEY DID IT IN THE SHOW
>>37403686>Are you aware that you're a bastard?I wasn't aware. I was hoping, though. I've worked ever so hard for it!>>37403687>Why are night witches best witches and why is heidemarie best?Because 1. Shy and 2. Shyest witch of all the shy witches, even though she's hella stacked and could land any guy she wants but she doesn't know it and niggadatskawaii.png or some shit >>37403693>Is Cupcake pregnant?Cupcake does the impregnating. >>37403695>When will Panzer run TWQ?"When the castle rises above the clouds." >>37403701>Is Ian into erotic asphyxiation, by freak coincidence?Not really, no. >>37403706>AWiY When?As soon as I finish SWQ, I guess. Which I'm trying to finish Soon(TM)>>37403724>Is Young pregnant?He Used Protection. >>37403741w h a t >>37403729>Your pacing sucks!QUESTIONS ONLY, NOT UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS
>>37403778The U-boats, no.The I-400...Not that it'd be of any use anyway.
Is Young Katya's grandfather?
>>37403807Is Minna pregnant from Cupcake, then?
I would call you an ass-cocking faggit Deme, but you want admission of our rage. Anyways, question, where did the good drawfag go? Get him back here. As for art, have a Wendy draft. disregard the face, it's a placeholder till I get something drawn up when I'm not being hammered by insomnia. Hope to have it done by next SW89 thread. I'm always around on IRC if anyone has requests. I promise nothing though. I'm terrible with delivering requests.
>>37403649On a scale of 1 to 10, approximately how done with Young's shit are Ian and Sean?Did you ever really intend for Hellcow to make as many appearances as it has?
>>37403806Season 2's writers fed on cocaine and not-meeyafoogeefags tears and you know it.
>>37403807>"When the castle rises above the clouds."
Im curious how the Pacific theatre is going.Since the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity sphere didn't happen, what's up with us?
>>37403850Why are all the clothes seem like it will burst out.
>>37403433"If you had any sense you'd have let me keep believing that. Coulda won the war in nine months."
>>37403884Clearly the twins messing up with her laundry.
>>37403867HAHA TIME FOR GARGOYLESAlso,>>37403807>"When the castle rises above the clouds."REMEMBER LAPUTA
>>37403884Because Wendy has tits, hips, and ass, thus making her best girl.
>>37403807>As soon as I finish SWQ, I guess. Which I'm trying to finish Soon(TM)As in Finish for good or finish Season 1?
>>37403884>37403884The Theiss Titillation Theory, wardrobe malfunction possibility is directly related to secksiness.
>>37403752>Did you intend Minna to come off like a tsundere?For most of the opening parts of their "relationship" there was abso-fucking-lutely nothing -dere about it. There's an admirable guy somewhere in Pilot Young... you just have to get past, the, uh, extreme amounts of Pilot in play. >>37403755>How long have you lived off the tears and emotions of others?I was born in 1988. >>37403757>Maybe it was told in the history doc, but where is Alan Turing in all this mess? Hacking aliums' OS?Probably employed in buildign ENIAC machines and shit just to decipher their language - a Rosetta Stone problem of immense complexity. >>37403772>How long do you intend to continue the quest for? Do you have any overarching idea of what you want to do to complete the quest?I want to end the quest as soon as possible, which involves tying up as many dangling plot/character-development plots as possible - and practically speaking, that means several more months, at least. And even then I'm not closing the door on doing a "Second season" or whatever, though that might be years down the road. I've got plenty of other good quest ideas, and I'd like to run them sometime, too. >>37403778They're still very much in the war. Now that the Martians have been forced to make "Seagoing" dreds (ships that actually float just above the surface, and use the mass not devoted to generating enough thrust for true flight to add armor and shit,) the existence of submarines is extremely useful. They're also damned potent because ships that can dive at a moment's notice are almost immune against drop-pod surprise-sex from orbit. How do torpedoes hit targets that are actually floating just above the water, you ask? Well, the U-boats (and even the Japanese) are all using borrowed copies of the American's Mark 14 torpedo detonator. Something about the electromagnetic properties of Martian propulsion makes them function flawlessly against them...
>>37403884Because her regular uniform was shredded and she could only find her old one that she grew out of ages ago. And now she's at your doorstep asking for help Frank. What do?Look it's an excuse to draw Wendy in a far too tight shirt okay? I have a feeling her hips aren't wide enough. I should fix that.
>>37403867Give me a really big blimp, a bunch of rope, and directions to panzer's house. A man's home is his castle, so if I attach it to the blimp and lift it up...
>>37403935How's the war going stateside?
>>37403935>Mk. 14 actually workingLIES. TOTAL LIES
>>37403807>Heidi stuffYup, exotic, curvy yet very cute. Paddy's an insanely lucky guy. I hope her first time had hands holding>>37403935the kicker: That's how many crappy anime tsunderes act and you know what? People love the shit out of them (especailly /a/) compared to sweeties like Lynette.One might suppose this quest might be proof of that.
>>37403935Hey christmas-cake-fag. Where's the good drawfag? Get him back so we can have not shit art.
>>37403917Why are you describing Slider, tovarishch?
>>37403935>borrowed copies of the American's Mark 14Poor bastards.
>>37403951Good luck, I'm behind seven moose. No TWQ thread soon, but maybe a pastebin of something
>>37403947>what do?JAM IT IN
>>37403868THE MARTIANS.THEY HAVE FUCKING TOMCATS AND JETPLANES IN 1944. AGAINST P40S AND MUSTANGS AND DOUBLEMUSTANGS.AND FLYING MODERN CARRIERS. NO FUCKING KIDDING.THE MARTIANS ALSO CLAIMED MOST OF SOUTHEAST ASiA, IS WHAT I'M SAIYAN. LOCALS LOVE TENTACLERAPE.
>>37403951Carl Fredericksen, is that you?
>>37403935Born in 1988
>>37403785>Is Churchill still a mad brilliant bastard?Both of them, yes. >>37403785>Will Young boink other Witches?Very most likely probably not, unless it would amuse me in the extreme. It'd just trash the characters as-written now; things are too serious with Minna now for that kind of thing.I used to keep the possibility open just so I could fuck with Ghostdivision, but... then he revealed he'd laid detailed plans for dealing with anything I'd do. That killed the fun. And then he revealed further plans for things I'd never do, like Young impregnating Sanya, which horrified me when I realized what Ghost thought me capable of. So, a complete counter-troll there, the bastid.>>37403785>Also is Sanya a lesbian?Def. leaning in that direction. As much as I like to shit on vanilla SW, I have nothing against PUREST FORM OF LOVE; I'm just tired of it being the ONLY form of love in this pandering shit.
>>37403980That's describing any girl Dirty Fox draws more or less, though not all have big tits.Though in the original art, Wendy wasn't so stacked and Merlin was pretty leggy and 17.
>>37403868I honestly haven't thought much about that at all, even when I tried writing the background history document. Practically speaking, they're probably having their way in a huge swath of China/indochina, because there's only scattered Commonwealth forces and the largely fucking incompetent and insane IJA there to oppose them. Oh, and the Chinese, but they're still busy killing each other, so.
>>37404009HOW GOES THINGS IN CANADA
>>37403998I dunno if you're being sarcastic man.Just curious if we have Babaylan units among the Witch ranks, is all.
>>37404028Also, follow-up question in >>37404035
>>37404009I'm now confused on how in the hell Katya's mother was born?
>>37404009Will you ever show us Ghost's contingency plans? They sound hilarious.
>>37404009not cool ghost!
>>37403935>Torpedo explanation...I feel like this question has come up before, but between all of these threads and spin-offs I can't recall where.>>37404071Bisexuals!
>>37404009and now i really want to see these contingency plans.
>>37404009>which horrified me when I realized what Ghost thought me capable ofThis is what happens when you gaze into the abyss.>Def. leaning in that direction. As much as I like to shit on vanilla SW, I have nothing against PUREST FORM OF LOVE; I'm just tired of it being the ONLY form of love in this pandering shit.Oh good. Destroying the OTP would be the purest form of HERESY.
>>37404079The shit I put up with>Black Hole Cluster Intensifies
>>37403962IIRC, I wrote in my old alt-history document that it ground to a stalemate somewhere on the great plains. Patton unleashed on the Plains, well - that was the American Kursk, pretty much. The fact that he's in England, and not in America, should be a big hint that the US is throwing a lot of resources towards England for some reason. This is related to the "ending" of SWQ, which I do in fact have in mind, clearly. >>37403969IRONY INTENSIFIES>>37404035Chinese witch academies are some of the most ancient on Earth, and they've contributed greatly to whatever historical stability large swaths of China has ever enjoyed - every warlord or kingdom wants desperately to control the land around them, so they can be the ones making terms with 'em. Chinese witches exist, and they're all over. In China itself, not as much - the Chinese interior is basically a nice big meatgrinder for the Martians through sheer attrition and mad, insane, and desperate gureilla tactics, kind of like advancing across Russia.
>>37404009Yo give us the Contingency plans Deme. These sound great.
>>37404035That was me. No, I don't think I can run freaking ChinaWitches now.
>>37404110Unless witches can impregnate other witches, Sanya stil had at least a one night stand with a man though.
Dammit, i had a really good idea to the i'm pregnant bit."Okay, here's what we gonna do. You and me, at some point in the future, are gonna get married. Then, we will have babies. So many babies. All of the babies. And then we will raise them in the ways of the witchy-pants and the bounce. And our spawn will become an unstoppable terror of the skies. And we will throw our heads back and laugh at our foes misery."Or something like that. Sounded better in my head.Will need to wait for next thread.
>>37404152>Unless witches can impregnate other witches>implying they can't
>>37404144>>37404137B-butI was talking about these guys...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BabaylanAnd wondering if we're in the fight too, like Bataan...
>>37404152>either Sanya fucked a guy or futa is canonLooks like Ghost stabbed Deme with Morton's Fork.
>>37404071Good question, as PURE LOVE doesn't allow that or Bisexuality. The whole PURE LOVE thing is Bullshit.>>37404110But those would be some very delicious tears.
>>37404137>This is related to the "ending" of SWQ, which I do in fact have in mind, clearly.Come to think of it nobody has ever actually spelled out how the Martian War ends yet, right?I always figured that was intentional but couldn't remember.Inb4 Young nukes the goddamn squids
>>37404182>but where will we get the semen>from that horrible pervert witch Krupinski>accidentally a Youngspawn
>>37404074>Will you ever show us Ghost's contingency plans? They sound hilarious.Not even I know half of them. You' d have to ask him.>>37404144>That was me. No, I don't think I can run freaking ChinaWitches now.Just so you realize, this part of "SWQu" isn't engraved in stone slabs. It's not even in my old, shitty, alt-history doc I never finished three fucking years ago, either. It's literally all my asspull headcanon based entirely on what the actual real-life situation in China/Manchuria was. A big part of the "SWQu" for me is re-writing history so that neat weapons that never were used, were actually used (BAT BOMBS) and other neato shit. Who's to say China is an exception? I want SWQu to be a playground for everyone, not my own personal super-autistic flawless super-special creation. Because for the love of shit, look at this stupid shit, I'm too fucking incompetent to keep half my own shit consistent. Damn, son. I'm willing to change plenty of shit so you can go Write A Neat Thing.
>>37404152>>37404195Of course futa is canon, for the about half of witches that have male familiars.
>>37404212When would young ever fly a bomber big enough to carry a 40's era nuke?
>>37404074>>37404079I'll put it to you this way. Remember when Planefag said Cupcake got Young pregnant? it lost all it's fun when I made it work- without Mpreg or futa.
>>37404246When driven by spite or alcohol
>>37404251I still want to know how in the world did Katya's mother was born?Part of some Soviet breeding program?
>>37404230Is there an Eric or an Ursula Hartmann to compliment Erica?
>>37404251Cupcake happen to have a brother named Walter?
>>37404240Dammit Lupin this isn't the time for playing around with the ladies!
>>37404251Well that's easy if you include his sister under your definition of impregnating Young
>>37404212Generally, the Qms treat the Martian War as progressing like WWII. Presumably the war will end when the Martian forces on Earth are wiped out and Mars is like "Fuck it, we're tired of this shit", and stops shooting reinforcements into the meatgrinder.
>>37404251Jesus christ. I can't not see how twisty the explanations for everything are now.
>>37404303I just want my honest-to-god human-forged hellfire, man.
>>37404292in canon, Ursula is Erica's sister (see >>37404240 ? she's the girl in glasses) Though that'd be harder to do than say Chuck and his bombshell sister.
Considering how infrequent SWQ threads are, you can usually find whatever I've drawn for the SWQ universe here. imgur.com/a/eNNMb#2 I just update as I go, however infrequently that is. Most of it is SW89 art and cleaned up lines from a month ago.
>>37404240>Marseille is the law and the law is not mocked
>>37404186>>37404186>Filipinos >not fightingYou, sir, get your own goddamn image macro. If I'd ever finished that goddamn alt-history doc, the Pacific section would've definitely made mention of that. Why do Italians in SWQu still suck at the War thing? Because, even in a universe where little girls with no pants fight aliens with magic plane-legs, some physical constants of the universe just can't be changed. Filipinos fucking up dudes in the jungles is just one of those things. For example, 1911 pistols, right? More American than apple pie, favored by 'MERICA fudds who loathe anything foreign-made and ram Toyotas off the road with their pickup trucks. Hand them a Brazilian-made el cheapo 1911 and they will eat it, and spit out the pieces in your face. Hand them one made in the Philipines and they're okay with it, because the extent of their knowledge of the Philipines is:1. China's trying to bully them but getting nowhere (FUCK THE REDS YEAH) 2. Did it get hit by a tsunami or something I can't remember3. Filipino resistance fighters killed eleventy billion japs with 1911s they made out of bamboo and monkey shit.So, yeah. Yeah, they're a thing. With Witches.
>>37404251I'm honestly curious Ghostman
>>37404373Well that's a relief.At least I know a descendant of Talim is fightin on the front.
>>37404373So has anything changed with the 100/442nd?
>>37404338Those sketches remind me of the h-artist Hirame.
>>37404212What Ghost went with, as his unspoken assumption (which I think is a good solution) is that the war ends with A Separate Peace. Mars invaded because Mars is dead; it's their last desperate gamble for survival and they didn't want to come here just to be enslaved or treated like second-class citizens or just given Australia or a "reservation" to live on. Once they finally surrender, part of the peace agreement is that they're given the ocean to live in - they've got the tech to build underwater hive-cities down there in shallower depths, and on Mars they evolved to live in underground volcanic caverns thousands of years ago (I allude to this a few times with N'oo'ps phrasing and such,) so it's no big problem. It'll be a long time before the scars of the War are gone enough for the two species to intermingle and share the Earth.Still, I imagine that in SWQ '89 there ARE a few Martians running about; scientists, diplomats, etc. Maybe even a few celebrities, like a guy who plays two guitars at once and tours the Midwest likeabaws.
>>37404287Kiiiiiinda. It gets kinda crazy kinda quick, but long story short, the USSR, despite having to play nice with witches, still heavily frowns upon Homosexuality.Long story short, there's an arranged marriage to a hero of the soviet union. He's actually pretty cool, sees she's not into it at all, says, fine, we'll pretend a bit, but you sort out how to have a kid, because the internal ministry is all over us for that. She sees a witchdoctor, (hah), who sets her up without involving wang. Carries to term, has Katya's mom. they present facade of happy family for a while, while living more as friendly roomates than anything else. Husbando has an 'affair', soviet authorities hand him off to the soviet coven. They're in on it (Soviet withes and the government aren't too tight, if you can't tell) and they kinda just slap him on the wrist. They quietly divorce, Sanya ends up with Eila, whom she moves in with at the Murmansk for 'support during these difficult personal times'. Funny how she never really moved back out.
>>37404454Fascinating, and I say that without the slightest bit of sarcasm. Thanks.
>>37404454>Still, I imagine that in SWQ '89 there ARE a few Martians running about; scientists, diplomats, etc. Maybe even a few celebrities, like a guy who plays two guitars at once and tours the Midwest likeabaws.He HAS to play this then.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAhFtSc70BA
>>37404251>Remember when Planefag said Cupcake got Young pregnant? it lost all it's fun when I made it work- without Mpreg or futa....Continue...
What's going on in Canada planefag? One of the SWQ spinoffs had some action on the west coast and a Dieppe flashback. But I'm not sure how canon that is. At this point in the timeline Canada would be mining, building stuff, escorting convoys over to Britain and otherwise getting ready for D-Day. Oh and providing pilots and soldiers obviously.Also how do you bail out of the P-61 without hitting the tail or another part of the plane?
>>37404454I always figured they moved into roswell and.. uh crap. what's the russian early missile test site.. Semitplansk or something? I can't spell and don't care to look it up. Those have tried to really kind of integrate with human society, but they're very rare, and hardly ever seen outside a few cities. the seabed colonies do a little trade with the surface world, but they're mostly totally isolated from it.
>>37404420OH WAIT, I FORGOT! There are two "facts" related to the 1911 most fudds will repeat: 1. The .45 caliber round was adopted because of experience in the Philipine war, when US soldiers would shoot charging Filipino fighters with .38s and they would just not give a fucking shit (MUH STOPPAN POWAH MUH WOUND CHANNELZ) 2. Murdering ten zillion IJA. That's it. The extent of most American's knowledge is "don't fuck with these people. Just don't fucking fuck with these people."
>>37404505Crimson, per the word of its own author, is no longer in the SWQU. So...yeah.
>>37404477M-Murmansk???Will there be some World in Conflict shit going on there Ghost??
>>37404505Go out the bottom?
>>37404477Huh, well that's a thing?Found it a little strange to think of the Littlest Cossack as such but yeah?Makes me wonder what the rest of the cast is like did they have their own lesbian pairings or did they find their own loves somewhere?
>>37404452They should. That means I'm finally drawing eyes like her. Which is what I was working towards. Her expressions and eyes. Goddamn they are lewd. Houtengenki, Raita, and UdonYa are other artists that are an influence I suppose.
>>37404550They bailed out of the city pretty quickly when the war kicked off, either they're laying way low, or they're being hidden by someone.
>>37404530Yeah, I remember you mentioned the seabed colonies reaffirming their neutrality after the soviet dread showed up
>>37404454are martian eligeble for citizenship with terran nations?
>>37404176Nobody likes?Guess i'm just too idealistic.
I finally managed to catch this game on time!Yay!
>>37404604Whew.Good thing they wouldn't be part of the Murmansk massacre.
>>37404604>they're being hidden by someoneI WONDER WHO?
>>37404477but whos dna did she use for the kid?
>>37404604>they're being hidden by someone.Witch coven?
>>37404505>What's going on in Canada planefag? One of the SWQ spinoffs had some action on the west coast and a Dieppe flashback. But I'm not sure how canon that is. At this point in the timeline Canada would be mining, building stuff, escorting convoys over to Britain and otherwise getting ready for D-Day. Oh and providing pilots and soldiers obviously.Pretty much that, I figure, unless someone else has a better idea.>>37404505>Also how do you bail out of the P-61 without hitting the tail or another part of the plane?Best way to do it is always to roll the plane inverted and just fall out of it. Bigger planes like the Widow make it easier to climb out and do a proper "jump" to clear the aircraft. >>37404632I'd think so, yeah - with most of them. I imagine that N'oo'p is World Leading Killystick Champion, and he's introduced the sport single-tentacled-ly to humans.
>>37404477So artificial insemination? So did they use the 'hero of the soviet union'? sperm or is there some weird magic hobo thing that uses witch essence as sperm?
>>37404649I guess you need to put that in writefagging before you dismiss it bro.
>>37404699>straight bar preacher curling lmao2pl8Jesus fucking christ
>>37404602>Houtengenki, Raita, and UdonYa + HirameAll this fucking top tier taste.And you nailed the style of Hirame for the heads perfectly with the sketches.
>>37404773Where do you expect Marisa to get all those sweet Pythons?
>>37404698They used the husband- like I said, he wasn't a bad guy at all, and truth be told, wasn't real into the idea himself, but his dad was politically minded, and kinda forced him into it as well. He maintained a bit of contact after the whole thing, visitation and such, and was on generally friendly terms with both of them.
WELP, TIME FOR FRIKKIN SLEEP THAT WILL NEVER COME. One last question before I jet - - Kanocelle Quest few-shot - Y/N?
>>37404799is he still alive by the start of the '90 war?
>>37404799The gals raised the kid for the most part though, right?>>37404836N
>>37404836Please no, as much as I love you, it would only turn out badly.
>>37404836yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>37404796>curling>starting strenf>>37404836no. nO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO.
>>37404836Only if it about naka being a prostitue and getting abusedOr kougo dess!
>>37404836Y Y Y
>>37404836N. Because it won't be lewd therefore pointless. Shipsluts. Only good for dicking.
>>37404836I dunnoThere was another kancolle quest alreadyBut if you will, please add these two
>>37404836No. There isn't anything there to do a good quest in.
>>37404836DAMNIT WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I THINK OF DOING ONE.
>>37404836Crazy Admiral? Leading Ship GirlsHell YES!>>37404799Oh thanks. Personally i'm not a fan of the PUREST FORM OF LOVE! but I was kind of surprised and a bit happy of the idea of witches who don't chew the magic carpet.But in this case and the story behind it all, I like it and kind of support it which is surprising considering I'm not a fan of yuri at all.I don't know what else to say besides good things.
>>37404845No, unfortunately he died in an accident in a Mig-23. total random dumb shit, flameout on takeoff, no time to go for the handles.
>>37404867IN THE SQUAT RACK. THAT PART IS IMPORTANT. YOU CAN'T CURL ANYWHERE ELSE. I don't actually know what all these abbreviations are for I just throw them out there>no. nO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO.Thank you for your vote. Everyone else, thanks for the input, but I've got to defer to Mouse on this one.CONFIRMED FOR HAPPENING.
>>37404836Naaaaaaah. You're our bitch, and you are going to keep doing SWQ until you are a worn-out husk of your former self, broken in mind, body, soul, and anus.ESPECIALLY anus.
>>37404888Fuck arpeggio of blue cosplay
>>37404907Kongou a shit, MercKaga, Haruna, and Nagato best girls (among others I can't think of right now.)
>>37404924Um, yay?As long as the Scarlet-class destroyers and a Hakurei-class battlecruiser are in there, I'm good.
>>37404836Only if there's Italian ships.
>>37404888>>37404907Never fear, gentlemen. It's literally going to be a three-thread drive-by shooting, I swear to god.
>>37404924I hope you catch on fire and your 1911 breaks in half. If you caught aids tomorrow, I'd approve.
>>37404939>he didnt read the manga╮(╯▽╰)╭
>>37404921i find this kind of sad to be honest. Mook death for a mook character. Also I'm kind of interested in slider's history, care to reveal that?
>>37404983MY WORK HERE IS just beginning
>>37404966NO IT WON'T BE. YOU'LL START IT AND IT'LL BE WILDLY FUCKING SUCCESSFUL AND EVERYTHING ELSE WILL FALL BY THE WAYSIDE. YOU WON'T UPDATE SWQ FOR ANOTHER TWO FUCKING YEARS. MARK MY WORDS, GREEK. YOU KNOW THEM TO BE TRUE.
>>37404966>It's literally going to be a three-thread drive-by shooting, I swear to god.Hahaha. MEHAlso, damned image limit
>>37404836YCurious how well you'd do it. I'd rather have a AWiY update though.>>37404907Do it anyways.
>>37404907do it anyway.
>>37404907>Merc's Kancolle quest>starring Karla Weiss as an Admiral Hipper-class dueling with a Iowa-class Jaeger
>>37405009more like someone paying for his "sins". Better a somehwat heroic death than trying to kill him for 'defiling' her.
>>37405009Sure! Slider's actually the wild child of her family, which is pretty normal by any other standard of measure. They're from Ohio, Dad's an accountant, mom's a middle school teacher. She's got a little brother that adores his big sis- she's cool as hell and a witch and he brags about that. A lot. She's the first witch in her family in recent memory, though they've got a couple others scattered around here and there, and the first to serve since the martian war. They all love and support her, though, and write her constantly.
I hope you fuckers that plan to run Kancolle Quests actually play the game are are not some filthy secondaries/tertiary.
>>37405074Knowing Merc we will only have 5-6 Ship Girls and can only lewd one.
>>37403229Arwen-chan plz go
>>37405099>implying Kancolle has much in the way of characterization or gameplay.This isn't touhou, son.
>>37405100>Lara is a Fletcher-class that likes to troll the bigger ships>Amy is a heavy-hitting Wasp-class>Lilian is stiff-upper lipped Danae-class
>>37405019You could say... The Greek buttfucked SWQ, (again).
>>37405094She has the most vanilla backstory of the entire group. Which makes sense actually.Does she talk about Frank in her letters? If she does I kind of think her parents might read subtext that may or may not be there.Ohio huh? I'm imagining if Spellcaster ever comes to visit, their parents will bust out the alcohol and ask when are their tying the knot.
>>37405094>They all love and support her, though, and write her constantly.So when she's doing 'paperwork' it's really just her writing back?
>>37405100The difference between Planefag's and merc's KCQ:Planefaq's KCQ: Hijinks, gags, trolling with a mix of actual action.Merc's KCQ: Tarin as a sub/etc, more well rounded,
>>37405100tarin-class stealth frigate
>>37405128Speakin of, I wonder who else will show up in Urban Legend in Limbo.. Aside from MURRIKA-sen.
>>37405094so, about that witchcomix with Ice and Fronk.which event covered on first volume?
>>37405182>>37405183I want our Admiral to Marry a lv99 Tarin sub.Or a Alice Aircraft Carrier.Or even better!Alice Wo-Class
>>37405189obviously a flashback to osanagimi
>>37405218Ahahahaha, if Alice is ever a shipgirl, I already know which one she'd be.The horrible failure at life that she is...
>>37405189>>37405232I imagine those comics largely resemble shojo manga.
>>37405218>dat spoiler>Not Janice-class Musai Cruiser>IsThisSpacenoidSerious.gif
>>37405186No idea, I'd be surprised if Sanae actually makes it in considering how ZUN's seem to be in "Snub her Mode" so suddenly after "being promoted to regular playable">>37405218easier said than done as odds are she'd be against actual KC girls (and a general tendency of Merc's quests: She never wins as some better girl always comes along)And which Alice?
>>37405189I'm going to guess Fronk's rescue of Katya, where both he and Ice made ace in a day if I had to guess. That would be a pretty good point to set up the characters and provides action right from the beginning.
>>37405094How old is her little brother?Also is he the type that will be hype about frank or concerned about his sister being with him?
>>37405278Fletcher-class?lol william D porter
>>37405278Speaking of which. HEY PLANEFAG. SPAGHETTIROID WHEN?!
>>37404836Can this be anything BUT a clusterfuck?
>>37405284>shojo manga.I am sorry, but It must be done in LIEFIELD GLORY.
>>37405170Yeah, she does, occasionally. Usually detailing her problems in playing peacemaker between her and Tabby. And they would. You may meet them. provided you, ya know, survive. >>37405179Usually. >>37405189Rescue of Katya (Heavily dramatized, Frank's in far worse trouble in the comic than he was IRL when Ice showed up) and the trip back to pearl, ending with the overflight of the Arizona. it's planned as a four volume with significant timeskips, ending with the battle of Tanana
>>37405278So you are seriously thinking about doing a Kancolle quest after Cyberpunk ends?I don't know shit about boats.
>>37405319YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY TIN CANS??USS JOHNSTON NEVER FORGET>>37405296>Inb4 she makes a surprise mid-boss appearanceI'm curious about the new character tho
>>37405278Wait, isn't there a Shipgirl that always complains about her luck?Shit....>>37405296Alice will win a bowl someday! I know it!Though whether if it's Tain or her who get it first is up in the air?
>>37405345Looking forward to that MF.Or better yet. WORK WITH SCRIBBLER, PIXEL AND MUDHEN ON THATIt will be glorious
>>37405355Maybe as a miniseries. I don't plan on running it for very long.But I do have the core shipgirls already charted out.
>>37405355>boatsDude, only subs are called boats.
>>37405379At very least, i'll make some cover arts. No promise at all about content.
>>37405381As in recycled characters converted into ships, characters from the game, or both?
>>37405405You just proved my point that I don't know shit about naval vessels.
>>37405350So how much subtext or sexual tension is between Ice and Frank.Or any of the witches in spellcaster?Also I thought Merlin will play a greater role during the first volume, where she symbolizes Frank 'understanding' being in a witch squadron?
>>37405350>Usually.Slider a best, without a doubt.>Frank's in far worse trouble in the comic than he was IRL when Ice showed upWell they are witchcomix, gotta make the witches look good and all.
>>37405417There will be no canon shipgirls directly involved. Just think of it like how VMQ handled characters.And you can bet your ass you'll see some old faces again.
>>37404907Because you're a huge weeb.>>37404543FBI study confirms there is no such thing as stopping power and that different handgun calibers have insignificant differences for bringing a target down.
>>37405442If you do run a Kancolle ruqest, I imagine a P-san admiral with his idols destroyers....Jenner is his secretary ship.I hope we get Tain or Alice as one of our Admiral Ship girls....
>>37405433Well then. The more you know, I guess.>>37405415Take yo tiem boss
>>37405444>FBI study confirms there is no such thing as stopping power and that different handgun calibers have insignificant differences for bringing a target down.Yeah well you'recorrect. Shot placement is still king; with penetration/barrier penetration a close second. As long as the bullet design/energy is enough to satisfy some pretty simple minimum conditions, shot placement is king - which means that external ballistics are much more important. How the round/gun points and shoots naturally.1911s with .45 tend to shoot almost like magic for many people, people who then make up tired MUH FUDDY FOIVE arguments to justify something they can't put into words because they're fucking stupid I hate them all jesus christ
>>37405467Could you imagine if they were both in it. I think people would be split on trying to get one of them to win the MC. And then Girl C wins for some reason or another.
>>37405550Oh dear god I hope not but I really want a Alice and Tarin ship though.....
>>37405498God I love .45 ACP. It's like a good whiskey, strong but surprisingly smooth. Single-stack magazines kill my boner a little, though.
>>3740530812. And he'd think it was bomb to the max. (Early 90s slang, yo. I was alive then, I remember this shit. poorly. Ok, I blanked a lot of it out.)>>37405435A bit. Frank's shown as being kind of a lovable dummy who's really good in airplanes. it mostly focuses on tension between him and Ice though. Merlin will probably get her own series, post-war. (Assuming she survives)
>>37405550Or shipping wars happen and Merc decide to Bail out like Kurita on Off Samar>>37405582>(Assuming she survives)....shite.
>>37405582>Merlin will probably get her own series, post-war. (Assuming she survives)>Implying she does
>>37405582>>37405598>>37405603Don't think I don't remember that deleted list of near-misses, Ghost.Don't think I don't carry that in my heart with every choice we make.
>>37405582I eagerly await Frank's spinoff comic: Revenant.
>>37405582>>37405636can ghost update our near misses to date?
>>37405582>>37405652I also await the Double K style buddy cop comic with Frank and Merlin.
>>37405442that sort of defeats the point of a KCQ as KC has no real canon, and well... your habit of expies has its limits.In short people want actual KC girls in such a thing and not the usual Merc subistutes.
>>37405582I imagine Slider will never want to let the Twins, Katya, and basically anyone in spellcaster near Ohio for fear for her reputation (at least the twins) So no tension between Him, Katya and Ice?I thought Frank will be kind of depicted as a bit of an asshole and butting heads with ice (not so much like Young and Minna) until Merlin shows up?Why wouldn't she get her own series if she survives or not?
>>37405636It could be worse.Ghost could use dice and we keep rolling 1.
>>37405598>Shiping warsOn a series about ship girls.Heh, Well I just hope it's limited to Tarin or Alice if Janice shows up I fear for the worse.
>>37405681No, with dice there's an external element to pass responsibility to.Our choices are the only thing keeping us from falling over the edge we skirt
>>37405685Janice is awesome, but she already got her flawless victory.
>>37405670SECONDED.SECONDED SO HARD, THEY HAD TO REDO THE TYMILPH MONKEY PUNS
>>37405673What "people" wants is their own mental image of what KC with a plot should be like.
>>37405685Just as a heads up, you'll most likely be playing as a shipgirl, since the admiral's role doesn't seem to suit the role of a quest MC.
>>37405717So Merc's first /u/ quest then?
>>37405717Oh cool, I'll go prep the depth charges then. We are going to need a lot of em.
>>37405636wheres that again?i've forgotten whats on the list
>>37405717ah, we only need to look out for yurifans then
>>37405728Or we try and seduce the admiral.
>>37405717Z1.BE THE SHOTA
>>37405748I'm fine with that but I sense a storm brewing on that.I was worried about the same thing in ACQ so maybe it might surprise me.
>>37405673Using canon KC girls is still a hot button topic, considering how defensive some anons like >>37405099 can be.And this isn't really a major departure from my other quests. I have always tried to limit involvement of "canon" characters as much as possible. Using them as MCs just creates too many pitfalls.
>>37405674Pretty much, though she's aware she'd have some explaining if she and Tabby decided to... share. In the comic? no. at least, not yet. the comics do take heavy liberty with how events are portrayed. think 300. it'll probably be post-war if she survives. if not, they may push it during the war.
>>37405790>though she's aware she'd have some explaining if she and Tabby decided to... share.Love conquers all?
>>37405790>Pretty much, though she's aware she'd have some explaining if she and Tabby decided to... share.HA. Shes considering and thinking about it.
>>37405769>considering how defensive some anons can beBased on observation, or?
>>37405709Just saying the main appeal of KC is the girls, not the setting. Opposite of Strangereal AC and VC.>>37405769That guy doesn't know what he's talking about (KC has no real plot), and see what I said above what KC's main appeal is. Your stance works fine for Europa and Strangereal, but not this.
>>37405673The game mechanics and personality of the ships are canon, and now the anime stuff too it seems./a/ and /jp/ are already gnashing their teeth at the one Ace of Charts runs because it runs so fast and loose with the setting.
I know it's always been a risk but the thought of any Spellcasters biting it is still 2much for me. We must remain gud
>>37405841like this.Kongou a dumb and a shit.
>>37405790Why do I feel if that issue is brought up Frank will be looking at the wrong side of a shotgun. Also I'm assuming Katya is the one who is against 'sharing' which is kind of surprising or not?So Frank in a loincloth? Also why do I imagine Ice and Frank by the end of the serialization will be lewd? Considering you mention 300
>>37405841go look in the /a/ Kancolle threads, they constantly rage as the one that ran.
>>37405850You realize that same argument can be applied to Strike Witches, right?And look at where we are now.
>>37405855Not much of a fan of Kangou, Karuna and Hiei are better.>>37405769Will the Admiral be female?
>>37405790>Ice and Slider take forever to sort out their feelings and try not to step on each other's toes>Meanwhile Brigette and Frank continue to have the occasional sex after stressful missions>Eventually they develop something more in their relationship>Get married after the war>Slider and Ice left wondering what the fuck happened.Why do I see this realistically happening.I would be totally be okay with it too. I say this as a Sliderfag
>>37405853Lord knows I exist to make /a/ and /jp/ happy. Do they actually care, though? I find it a little tough to believe.
>>37405868>Also I'm assuming Katya is the one who is against 'sharing' which is kind of surprising or not?Katya is into exhibitionism, she wouldn't mind as long as she gets to show off to the others.
>>37405878I would argue against that, the existence of witches who fly with airplane pants is more interesting than any particular girl with airplane pants
>>37405883The Admiral can be anybody you want, baby. =3
>>37405905But she is not a fan of Communism and 'property sharing'
>>37405868>Why do I feel if that issue is brought up Frank will be looking at the wrong side of a shotgun.As in being forced into it or a shotgun wedding?
>>37405868>Also I'm assuming Katya is the one who is against 'sharing' which is kind of surprising or not?HahahahahahaYou don't know Katya, she would be all for it just to gloat and show off in the bedroom with the others watching.
>>37405878We are on planefag's wild ride. And it scares the shit out of me.
>>37405913>That fucking catDon't hide yourself behind an emoticon! I know your out there!
>>37405895>I would be totally be okay with it too. I say this as a Sliderfag I wouldn't, that shitstorm would tear the quest apart, Ghost has already been railroading Brigette hard enough.
>>37405853Eh from what I hear KC's anime has little plot beyond what justifies hijinks and abyss ship sinking.KC as a game? Fighting, grinding, and collecting them all.>>37405876/a/ rages at anything.>>37405878It wouldn't have gotten to that point without SWQ which had canon characters. SW89 is just an extension. And the overall SW verse had more of a plot (though the anime didn't show it well in contrast to other materials)
>>37405912I would argue against that, the existence of shipgirls who sail with ship parts is more interesting than any particular shipgirl with ship parts.
>>37405913Oh god, Our Admiral is a Ditto! >>37405922Yes.
>>37405914Which don't relate at all to that situation. Her political views aren't even relevant anon.
>>37405945The difference being that SWQ took advantage of that being interesting by exploring it. Not by running a half-dozen threads with known characters and stopping
>>37405951GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!!
I never knew KC was such serious business , but I guess with that new anime coming out now its more relevant than ever.>>37405942Dude there is going to be a shitstorm no matter what at this point. Its inevitable. I'd rather choose something with a tad more forward momentum at the moment.
>>37405961No, I just remember a reference on her when Frank said he's shared property Which Katya replied that doesn't work and ask her how she knows this.
>>37405944There is plot in the anime, already had a short training arc, and death flags fucking everywhere for one of the ships.ep3 is Wake Island, and Kisaragi who sank there in the war is notably absent from the OP which features every other destroyer in the classroom.
>>37405975I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions for a quest that's not even guaranteed to run anytime soon.
>>37405914>But she is not a fan of CommunismHow did you even think that begins to enter the equation here?Evidently you've forgotten or didn't even bother to read the bits where Ice and Katya have touched on the subject individually and they are both learning towards gradually accepting sharing Fronk.
>>37405997that bit was obviously a joke with regards to her background.
>>37406001If Kisaragi actually dies, I would laugh so hard.KC would officially be a darker anime than Aldnoah Zero.
>>37405992>I'd rather choose something with a tad more forward momentum at the moment.I'd rather not choose the thing that would burn the quest to the ground because of Ghosts bias and boner for Maman. That just ain't in Frank's character.>>37405997You clearly didn't understand what she was saying, like >>37406023 said.
>>37406028>Aldnoah Zero.Slaine you motherfucking cocksucker!!!!
>>37406011>>37406023>>37406029I know I was referring that to the joke. Though I think how I worded it came out wrong.
>>37406051Get rekted Slainefags, Eggs will save us all.
>>37405992It taps a certain vein, as it were. There are in fact a good number of "purists" out there, and an equal number of people to shit on them.Really, it's a topic that's guaranteed to cause shitstorms.
>>37406028They are foreshadowing the SHIT out of it, even the artist that drew her is tweeting worriedly about it.They might pull a last minute save via repair team or something though.Actually the whole thing has dark undertones, The OP features a picture of a 1stCarDiv burning at Midway, and the ED lyrics are pretty damn grim.
>>37405868Not really, though Slider's folks might have some mental adjusting to do. They try to be accepting, it's the christian thing, afterall, but you know how it goes. But they'd try. and not so much Frank in a loincloth as witchcomix are about as true-to-life as 300 is- that is, not really all that much. at all. Katya is a bit of a mystery. she doesn't have the history that Tabby and Rachel have, but she'd be more than happy to show off her collection- should she get one. >>37405942Well, never fear! Brigitte won't be around for a while in anything other than a supporting role. She's got shit of her own to do, you know?
>>37406134>She's got shit of her own to do, you know?Voodoo SEAL Witch sidequest?
>>37406112she wont die.she'll be recycled and come back as wo-class
>>37405895the kicker is that at the way things are going, that is what's going to happen without something dislodging that stalemate.>>37405975But SWQ did involve the best known JFW.>>37406001sounds just like the SW anime so far, just less yuri hijinks. That and if they went so far, well there'd be a bit of a fan riot. It's bad enough they went with mainly "main" girls instead of popular ones.After all killing characters off doesn't magically make for good writing (see Victory Gundam, the show with so many deaths that it stopped being tragic and started being funny)
>>37406134>Brigitte won't be around for a whileAww that's too bad. Girl got things done, in more ways then one and was a refreshing change of pace.
>>37406134>Collection?What collection?Also no more Bridgette? Mixed feeling on that on one hand she was interesting on the other I don't have to reread a line several times to understand what she is saying.
>>37406192Collection. As in, it's not Frank x Ice, Slider, and Katya. It's Katya x Ice, Slider, and Frank. collection. >>37406192She'll still be around, but it may be a few threads between when we interact with her.
>>37406134That is what I meant, I imagine Frank and Ice (and others) doing a lot of lewding if not when Zack Snider makes a film adaptation of it,
>>37406228I can accept that
>>37406228>She'll still be around, but it may be a few threads between when we interact with her.Like Mav?Or Goose?
>>37406228Katya has the best collection.
>>37406228>Collection. >>As in, it's not Frank x Ice, Slider, and Katya. >>It's Katya x Ice, Slider, and Frank. >>collection.Welp, this must happen now.
>>37406228Also, would you say that you were pushing the VDNI hard last thread, or just addressing all the concerns people had for the sake of fully-informed decisions? I personally want that shit bad, but eh
>>37406300As a player I thought he was but I was fine with it cause I want it as well. A staggering amount of people really want to stay purists.Ghost wants to do cooler shit with planes but his playerbase wont let him!
>>37406300He was pushing way more than hard for it.It's only a question of whether it was a "shut up and take it already, I won't fuck you over with it" pushing or just stirring even more paranoia.
>>37406134plz no more pet witches.
>>37406228This makes me wonder if Frank can survive this. I mean Joe can barely handle the twins (Barely is subjective) Frank can barely handle Bridgette (Which maybe equals two witches) So I wonder what will happen to him if 3+ witches.
>>37406343He managed to survive Brigitte, so that's promising.
>>37406343Don't worry, they can energize him.
>>37406258Nah, she's a pet witch, not someone shoved out of the way as a result of pet witches.>>37406326He should have choosen Ace Combat purely and not SWQ.
>>37406300Well most of my concerns are lifted on it since they answered them.I'm just worried about the downtime and retraining we have to do before going back.Also Davis when, I want to test her out before becoming part machine.
>>37406343>>37406343Meh harems are boring anyways.Personal opinion etc.
>>37406343Nothing can't be solved by strict scheduling.
>>37406384They are only boring when you make them boring.Your opinion a shit Feelthy.
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>>37406384So you like shitstorms then.
>>37406300I was trying to kind of give some differing viewpoints- Ice and Slider, to one extent or other, are against it, Mav's not. If there's anyone else you really want to ask (except Merlin, because we all know where she stands), you should probably seek them out next thread, if you get the opening. >>37406326Purity is fine, and I honestly don't draw issue with it, but there is a time and a place where a man can only do so much. >>37406332I.. think I'm done with that. hahaha>>37406343IDK if death by snoo snoo is a thing, but if it is, Frank's kinda in trouble!