EPISODE 4LAST TIME(s) ON QUEST QUEST>You are Garetendo, a bard that specializes in songs about people named Brad!>You and your party (An orc, an elf, and a skeleton) find out about an ancient staff called the "Appello" that can change the name of anyone!>You set out to a town where you believe it to be, using a ship as transit>After exiting the ship and traveling through the forest, you met some goblins!>After a brief attack, they ended up killing your newest party member, a small leech>Following the trail of blood from the goblins, you head deeper into the forestAND NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATE
>Episode 1http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/>Episode 2http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37377232/>Episode 3http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37465789/
You and your party storm through the forest, following the trail of blood left by the goblin. You see it lead to a clearing...
And you see the trail leads right through Old Zigburg, the town mentioned in the tome of the Appellomancer!WHAT DO?
>>37533968"And Caesar’s spirit, ranging for revenge,With Ate by his side come hot from hell,Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voiceCry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war,That this foul deed shall smell above the earthWith carrion men, groaning for burial."
>>37533968Follow the trail, keep a watch out for ambush, or noodlers.
>>37533968>Draw a dick on the sign
>>37533968Seconding drawing a dick on the sign.And then quickly move on following the trail.
>>37533968Question: when he will multiclass into bradbardbarian?
>>37534022>>37534032Draw a dick on the sign, third vote. Also yeah, then move on with the trail.
>>37533968Fourth for phallic vandalism>>37534089Hopefully never, the bradbard is an esteemed and incorruptible profession.
>>37534089after we level up
>>37534022>>37534032>>37534169>>37534204You try to lighten the mood a bit with a little mischievous graffiti.
>>37534204Ok how about a bradbardbeardian? That's another esteemed job.
>>37534292Your party, however, seems to be not as cultured as you are.YOU'RE DYING OUT THERE, KID. WHAT NOW?
>>37534292now continue following the trail. Your excellent sense of humor is wasted on these inbreds.
>>37534331Pffft, philistines, no appreciation for the finer arts. Follow the blood trail, then.
>>37534331Follow the blood trail
>>37534331Scoff slightly, but proceed along with the blood trail.
>>37534331Continue along the trail.
>>37534492>>37534435>>37534395>>37534371>>37534346You continue through the town, but something catches your eye. You notice that each of the houses has someone peeking out, nervously watching you.
>>37534553Walk up and do a jig.
>>37534553>Smile and wave
>>37534553>Go see he mayor
>>37534584You walk up the steps of the house belonging to the worried looking man and preform a jig.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvYjbJtISjwIt's quite a good jig, actually
OP? Are you deceased?
>>37535050He stares at you, a mix of horror, disgust, and relief.>"Y-Yar nat one o' them, are ya'?"He whispers anxiously.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>37535050Rolling to resist san loss
>>37535081"No, of course we aren't."
>>37535081He's seen others with your sweet-ass moves? We must know if that is so!
>>37535081"Don't ask stupid questions like that because now I need to ask what you mean by "them" and that's really fucking annoying."
>>37535081One of who exactly? If you mean goblins no.
>>37535081>"Hell yes we're on of them." >JIG HARDER.
>>37535081"No, we're a friendly bradbard!"
>>37535081Them cock-bleeding goblins ?
>>37535110>>37535125>>37535134>>37535145>>37535149>"Y-yes, the goblins. Them and their leader came in but days ago. They destroyed our shops, kicked our shins, ate our pets and..."He catches his breath>"They stole our towns sacred orb!"THATS NEW! WHAT DO?
>>37535271This orb... is it perchance...round-ish?>"yes"Nah, haven't seen it.
>>37535271"What a coincidence, they also stole MY FRIEND'S LIFE!" Go and find those thieving and murdering boggarts. Ask if this guy has seen them.
>>37535271Tell us more of these goblins, friend. We are here to mete justice on them.
>>37535271>AFTER THE GOBLINS!
>>37535271>>37535354Oh and have b'read negotiate with Mr.EXPO on a price for our services
>>37535271Say we are on a vengence quest against the goblins, can we come in and have somewhere to rest?
>>37535386Yes, monetary compensation and board.
>>37535313>>37535334>>37535354>"They came in. Their leader ordered us to hand over our sacred orb, the key to an ancient crypt. When we refused, he sent his goblins to rough up the town and our people. Finally, in order to save the town from more harm, I handed him the orb."The man shakes his head.>"It was all I could do. With the orb, he ran off into the forest. I believe they're holed up in a sort of fortress over there."He points into the woods, the direction the blood trail leads.>"Should you find the orb, do us a favor and keep it. This is the third band of ruffians this month to beat our people up and steal it."
>>37535596I think we are supposed to assemble the Appello, starting by this orb?
>>37535632They seem to have lost much already. I would feel bad if I were to impose on them. Maybe just board?Or we could crash in the fort, for the night.
Hey guys, OP here. Some shit just came up and I gotta take care of it, so I think that's it for today.Really fuckin sorry gents. Don't worry though, tomorrow should be A+ for a game. Check the twitter for any updates.You're all goldendont hate me
>>37535838Don't worry OP. Ur a good person. Have a nice day.
>>37535838Np mang, see you tomorrow!
>>37535838Shit happens we get it np OP
>>37535838I love you. I couldn't hate you in a million years.
>>37535838aye bby grl don cri now
>>37535838If this thread's still up, feel free to just continue from here. /tg/'s pretty slow after all. We won't hate you much.But seriously, this quest is gold. Stay cool, OP.
Desperate bump to keep the thread alive. 24 hours isn't so far away is it?
keepin it away from page 10 as hard as i can
You know, if filthy trapwaifufags hadn't been so obsessed with peeking at a dick and getting us punched we might have been able to save leechbradOur first party member killed was due to waifufags. Remember that.
>>37542745Yup, never forget.
>>37542745>Our first party member killed was due to waifufags.Pretty disrespectful to use Leech Brad's death as a soapbox, anon. And you know what got him killed? Throwing him at the goblins.
>>37542745Yeah, it was like everyone forgot about the goblins.
>>37535838Narrator dis stoppin is terrblI hate u but bard game so good.