Previously on Modern Knight Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Modern%20Knight%20QuestCharacter Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10iCEaALQb3zfIIlg89FMGaJ3WzvHeGX2gkDuYOWKcFU/edit?usp=docslist_apiQuest Twitter: Horseman @Dread_HorsemanYou are Sir Aldrich Brickvelt, Knight errant and humble crusader, and you have been transported, by what you do not know, to the far future and a place called 'New York'. You have found companionship and aid in a maiden, scholar Lisa DeRetti, and a captured saracen warrior, Badi al Zaram, who has provided you clues as to how you came to this strange land.Now after a fateful and disapointingly brief encounter with Lisa's violent ruffian of a brother, Policeman Leonardo DeRetti, you find your self in very strange company indeed...
it usually helps to have the first post up to the first vote ready to go at the start of the thread OP
>>37757204 yeah he is sorta a faggot who quests on /tg/ without knowing the basics do go on though horseman chivalry awaits>>37756776
>>37756776You cannot feel anything save for a searing pain in your face. You cannot see anything save for a blinding blackness. You cannot taste or smell at all, but you can hear something...music? Voices? Both. A music thay you can understand...fait, muffled, jumbled, but it's there...You try to focus, try to understand your surroundings...The sounds become clearer..."-too good does it?""No, it doesnt...Gods, we really fucked up this time...their shift is almost up, we need to sort this out before anyone gets back...""Why?! Do realize how much trouble we could get in?""If we don't normalize his situation ours could deteriorate rapidly. This asshole is part of the mission that General Lucifer labeled as high priority.""Oh hells...it's true then..the mortal that started this whole mess, he sto-""Yes, and this one is the only one who can stop him. We've ran the numbers.""But we can't alter the Weave! They'll crack down on us!""Then leave Orius. I will do it in my own.""Destiel, you can't!""I have no choice"You become more lucid and you regain your vision and you see...a man...?The world flashes crimson.>>37757204I'm learning. But thank you anon. I'll do that next thread.>>37757243This anon is my guiding star.
>>37757703"Aldrich? Aldrich!" You snap back to attention as Lisa shakes your shoulder. "What?" You murmur, distractedly."What?! What are we going to do about my brother?""Oh! Yes, of course!">>Tie him up>>Ask if he's armed and dangerous >>Wake him up>>Out the Window>>What "alternative" lifestyle choices? What the hell does that even mean?>>He was here about Badi and your workplace?>>Will others come?>>Write in
>>37757877>>Ask if he's armed and dangerous if yes then make sure he isn't, then>>Wake him upwhile doing that>>What "alternative" lifestyle choices? What the hell does that even mean?
>>37757877>>Ask if he's armed and dangerous >>Tie him up>>What "alternative" lifestyle choices? What the hell does that even mean?
>>37757877>ask if hes armed and dangerous>Tie him up>What "alternative" lifestyle choices? What the hell does that even mean?
Also thanks for the retconn
>>37757991>>37757973>>37757952 "I would wake him but I fear he is well armed and dangerous...there is a danger to him that I do not care for..."She gasps, "Oh my god! He is! You could have been shot!" She says, as she unlips his belt. You smirk, "With what?"She points to a black wedge on his belt, "A gun."You eye the thing cautiously. Such a small ugly thing...why does she treat like a deadly snake?"Badi," you command, "Could you retrieve your bonds? We are going to secure this one in the same fashion." He nods and dashes into the bathroom.He comes back shortly and hands you the ropes and twine. You and he tie the cop's hands together, then his feet. Then gag him for good measure. "So what do alternative lifestyles entail?" ask Lisa."Nothing you would like to worry about trust me.""It just seems like a matter of gre-""Don't. Push. It. If you really must know I'll tell you later. I just need to be sure you won't go mad at the idea...">>What idea?>>How should we wake him?>>Anything I should know about him before we talk to him?>>It always ends up this way, doesn't it?>>I'm sure putting him in the toilet is out of the question?>>Look familiar, Badi?>>Write in
>>37758154You're welcome. I've learned my lesson. I was going to do it anyway but my execution was shite
>>37758591>>Anything I should know about him before we talk to him?>>How should we wake him?
>>37758591>>>What idea?>>>How should we wake him?>>>Anything I should know about him before we talk to him?
>>37758591>>How should we wake him?>>Anything I should know about him before we talk to him?>>It always ends up this way, doesn't it?
>>37758591>>37758631>>37758656"How should we rouse him?" You ask. "A firm slap or the classic bucket of frigid water would do the trick...""A firm slap?" You ask, amused. "Just because I didn't want to see you bash his head in doesn't mean that I'm not still furious with him...">>Firm Slap>>Water>>Write In
>>37759092dropped your trip OP>Waterwe can save the slap for if he is uncooperative
>>37759133I always do.
>>37759140>>37759133I need a tie breaker.
>>37759264>>37759140Switching to water for the tiebreaker.
>>37759247>>37759133" A bucket of water sounds like a splendid idea." She nods, and goes to the bathroom."Is there anything I should know about him before we stir him?""Uhm..well he used to be in the army, a soldier.">>A soldier?>>Had he done much fighting?>>What's the American Army like?>>What about him personally? Besides being a bull headed fool>>Write In
>>37759584>>>A soldier?>>>Had he done much fighting?>>>What's the American Army like?>>>What about him personally? Besides being a bull headed fool
>>37759584>>>A soldier?>>>Had he done much fighting?>>>What's the American Army like?
>>37759584>>Had he done much fighting?>>What's the American Army like?>>What about him personally? Besides being a bull headed fool
>>37759584>a common soldier?>no wonder he was so easy to defeatHaha! Time for noble arrogance!
>>37759855>>37759719>>37759613>>37759584"A soldier, a warrior?" You ask."Oh yeah!" Lisa says, raising her voice over the rushing water."Really? Has he done much fighting?""Yeah...he fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.""I thought you said the crusades where over? My people given up, tired of the whole affair." "It's complicated...but in my opinion? They've never been over. There's a book the history of North Africa and the middle east, you should read it when we're not tying people up and waterboarding them...""Is the American Army powerful? They must have access to great resources to wage war in the far east, across the ocean.""It's the best army in the world, actually.""Nonsense!""No, it's true! We are the best trained and best funded army out there!" She says, turning off the bath water, coming out with the bucket."Ready?">>Yes>>I'd like to know a little more>>What do you think, Badi?>>Write In
>>37760640>>Yes>>What do you think, Badi?
>>37760640>A quest where a knight from the far off past is sent to the future by a demon where all we do is want to read booksI fucking love this quest>>Yes
>>37760640>>>Yes>>What do you think, Badi?
>>37760707I try hard. I'm glad there's a few people that are really enthusiastic.>>37760640>>37760683>>37760707>>37760785>>37760792 "I do believe I am ready. Badi, have you any thoughts?Badi shakes his head, "I'm just trying to not go mad from all this, Knight. You'll get no complicated thought From me.""Very well. Now is there anything I should know about him personally, Lisa? Besides being a bull headed lout."She snorts, "No that's about it. He won't be willing to talk or listen. He ussually isn't.""Excellent. You may do the honours, Lady Lisa."She grins, and throws the water on him.Leonardo awakes with a start, sees you and begins to violently thrash about.>>Knock him out again>>Try and calm him down>>Throw more water on him>>Shout at him to quiet down>>Write in
>>37761270>>>Try and calm him downand have more water ready to throw at him if he doesn't
>>37761270>Throw more water on himJust because we can, and then->Try and calm him down
>>37761270>>Try and calm him downThough we should let Lisa do most of the talking.
>>37761270>>>Try and calm him down>>>Throw more water on him
>>37761270>>37761354I like the way you think, anon.
>>37761270>>Throw more water on him
>>37756776Still pissed off at you for railroading us last time
>>37761691Literally 90% of quests that don't involve railroading are either generic civ quests, new Quest makers who don't know better (example, my two quest threads), and blorps ogre civilization quest which is a giant fuck you to normal quest threads and literally involves suplexing a train and an extremely loaded dice system. Trust me, railroading is almost always the way to go, Horseman is just inexperienced at proper railroading.
>>37761691I'm so Sorry, I really am. I want you to know that. I was going to have him shot at some point but my execution was lazy and rushed. I should have just done it the next quest, as opposed to rushing it. I realize I've lost a big part of my audience because of that, and if they are still there I want them to know that I've fucked up. I'll try so it doesn't happen again. As a fledgling QM and hopeful DM. feedback is very important to me. So please, if I'm being a faggot, let me know.
>>37761967At least you're open to criticism
>>37761967Less apology more writing.You are forgiven.
>>37761967If you want practice you can do one offs like the infamous anal prolapse quest.
>>37761967>I was going to have him shot at some pointBut why? What point was there to that? Seems pretty retarded to just go "cop wakes up and shoots you, you're dead".
>>37761967Wasn't even here for this railroading but I know there tends to be two types.Shit tier railroading from a DM who's pissing his players are going out of story bounds starts being a massive dick about things.Okay(There is no great tier) railroading where you kind of nudge the plot in a direction it needs to go or cause events the players were ignoring to explode into clusterfucks/major events that might get their attention.Its kind of a fine line. and its hard to ever get a proper grip on it.
>>37762144Well it made no sense at all, the quest was going fine just doing slice of life stuff with the MC discovering all about the modern world and seeing what changed, then all of a sudden Lisa's brother kills him, dafuq?
>>37762209He probably didn't die, but who the hell knows.
>>37762241Her brother woke up, and immediately reached for something on his belt, next thing we know everything went black, 3 guesses as to what he reached for, all 3 answers are his gun.
>>37762058It was retarded. I know that. But it was going to much more natural on how it played out. Instead it came out random as fuck. >>37762040It was neither. It was like I took a bunch of updates and condensed it into one "action" sequence.
>>37762209Okay thats shit tier. and makes no fucking sense beyond "I'm bored with this lets kill it quickly."I mean wat. da fuck. are you doing.
>>37762040Meant to quote>>37762144As for: BUT I MUST MAKE AMENDSTHE PLOT CAN WAIT
>>37762316As long as the plot doesn't include randomly killing Aldrich out of fucking nowhere
>>37762345To late for that!
>>37762316>The plot can wait.That is why you fail.I don't suppose you're familiar with or have read up on the healing process for gunshot wounds? I can understand you thinking 'hey, wouldn't it be neat (and maybe make sense) for our unfamiliar-with-modern-world-knight to get shot at some point?', but it was a little out of nowhere and realistically would put Aldrich out of action for a while.
It's been retconned. Can we just move on please?
>>37762390>for a while.Unless if was a graze or a tnt into just muscle and tissue, it takes months to heal.>>37762412Yep, just waiting for the next story post.
>>37762412apparently not. welcome to /tg/ where the butthurt is eternal.
>>37762297As bad as it was I don't want people to think that. Just thay I was going to work for the rest of the day and I knew I wouldn't be able to finish the thread an I didn't want it to go unresolved. And then I accidentally my whole quest
>>37762390Yeah, I'm quite familiar, I'm from a military family. My intent was to have him dead and brought back.
>>37762437>Just thay I was going to work for the rest of the day and I knew I wouldn't be able to finish the thread an I didn't want it to go unresolved.Heres a tip, don't rush events or threads, run when you can and want to, and progress as things feel natural, but don't push or force events, you'll have all the time in the world later on after work or whenever to resume things.
>>37762426A grazer would still feel like hell for weeks (from what I understand) but yes.>>37762467Ah. I'm sure that in hindsight you can see how that clashed with the current pacing or tone a bit? Or at least see where we're coming from in that regard?
>>37762522>A grazer would still feel like hell for weeks (from what I understand) but yes.When I got hit in the upper arm in sandbox I could use my arm again within 3 days, the round was a fmj that just went through the muscle and left a small hole, it took about 2 weeks to fully seal the wound and about another month of rehab to build the muscle back up but modern medicine is surprisingly good as long as you don't hit bone or ligaments or organs.
>>37762594Good to know, that makes a lot of sense. I've read of people getting permanent sub-dermal scarring from a non-penetrating shot, and in the case of a hit muscle, it generally being unpleasant for a while.
DEUS VULT, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>37762522Of course I do. I knew I fucked up as soon as I pressed 'post'.>>37761294>>37761354>>37761377>>37761385>>37761395>>37761416>>37761445 He thrashes and growls, attempting to gnaw threw his gag. "It appears as if your brother's fiery disposition is getting the better of him!" you say, "Perhaps you should cool him off further!"Lisa nods and throws the remainder of the water on him. He growls and seethes a little further, but winces and subsides when he tries to get up. "Ah, yes. So sorry about that, we thought your dear sister was in a spot of mortal danger and we thought violent and righteous action was necessary. Now, we would love nothing more to assist you and see you to hospital, but first we would like to be sure that wont arouse undo suspicion."Lisa grabs your arm, "How much of the truth do we let him in on? He didn't see you appear, he won't be as reasonable as I." she whispers into your ear.>>I'll tell him the truth>>I'll lie to him (INT: roll a d20+4)>>You should tell him the truth>>Perhaps you could think of a convincing lie?>>A bit of both?>>Write In
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>37763667>I'll lie to him (INT: roll a d20+4)
>>37763701 Your lie is so good it alters reality, causing your lie to become the truth
>>37763667>>I'll lie to him
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>37763667For the glory of satan!
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>37763667>>>A bit of both?
>>37763667>Of course I do.That's all there is to it, then. Hopefully some of the other followers will return.
>>37764830I think everyone is still here, we still have the same numbers of votes
>>37764236>>37764024>>37763805>>37763771>>37763701"You see," you begin, slowly weaving this complex lie of yours, "I am a college of your esteemed sister, this is my companion and hand servant Badi-al-Zaram, he doesn't speak much english but I assure you he's just as learn'd as I in matters of history, both in literature," You point the map and tome on the table, "and practical affairs," you gesture to you weapons leaned on the wall. "We are great enthusiasts of the ancient cultures you see. And when Lisa went to the door and told us to hide ourselves, we where immediately worried, is the poor maiden endangered? Has she gone searching for ancient marvels in the wrong places? Then we heard the shouts! Oh my, we were quite worried. We knew not what would befall her, so we did the only reasonable thing, and that was to come to her rescue! Like knights of old! Now I am truly sorry, I had no idea I was to assault an officer of the law, our hosts brother no less! And a proud soldier no less? By God, can you imagine our shame and regret, Leonardo DeRetti? We cannot apologize enough. And before you ask! These binds are for our safety to be sure. Are we well? Can we release you with assurances of our bodily safety?"He nods. Slowly.You take of the gag, "Lisa what the fuck is this shit. Take me to the ER my side I'd fucking killing me. I want a full explanation On the way.">>Untie him>>Ask him what he was doing here>>make SURE all is well>>Write In
>>37765245>Untie him>Ask him what he was doing here
>>37765245>>Ask him what he was doing here>>make SURE all is well
>>37765245Oh, Aldrich.>Untie himHe's probably not prepared to shoot us again and would be at a disadvantage in a brawl, what with the injury and our mace.
>>37765307Why "Oh, Aldrich?"
>>37765403It's a pretty good cover story, minus ye old english.
>>37765376>>37765307>>37765298>>37765298"Alright then, I swear to you a complete explanation on our way to the hospital. I am going to loosen your bonds now." You untie him and help him to his feet, you see him flinch and tighten his fist as if to strike you but he wisely makes no such move. "Alright, let's go." He insists. You look at Lisa, "After you m'lady, I am only a visitor in New York." She nods, glares at her brother, then says "Fine, let me get my stuff. You guys should get ready too." She then retreats to her chamber.You put on your boots, as does Badi. You can't help but notice how ill suited your current attire is to your footware. "So, what brought you here?" You ask him."There was some damages at the Met last night, my sister was there, I figured I'd check it out before anyone else did, just in case. You know anything 'bout that?">>No>>Why yes! (Lie, INT: roll d20+4)>>In case of what?>>Write in
>>37766255dropped your trip OP>No>In case of what?
>>37766255>>In case of what?
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>37766255>Why yes! (Lie, INT: roll d20+4)
>>37766296Of course I did.
>>37766255>Write in"Good gods, who would do such a thing? Please tell me nothing was too badly damaged, there are many priceless relics there, it would be a tragedy if a piece of history was damaged."
>>37766552yo b**** I'm bumping your quest be f****** greatful suck my dick
>>37767354I just fixed it the first one was bitch second was fucking
>>37766552>>37766398>>37766296"Just in case of what?" You ask."In case she had something to do with it and someone who would be less lenient got on the case. And you didn't answer my question.""Which one?""Do you know anything about the break in?" "What? Break in?! I thought you said it was only minor damages! Good God, who would do such a thing? Please tell me nothing was too badly damaged, there are many priceless relics there, it would be a tragedy if a piece of history was to be robbed from future generations!" "A broken display and a broken sword. Nothing else was broken a nothing was taken but the footage was corrupted, so we aren't too sure what to make of it. They fired the security officer on the night shift at the time. This was his strike three. He's our biggest lead. Besides Lisa. I'm kinda hoping she's not involved but something in my gut...I don't know..."Lisa walks out after a few moments, having changed into less casual attire. She tosses some sort of cloak to you and Badi, "Hoodies, because you post your luggage."You nod slowly, going along with the lie. "Of course, thank you." You slip it in, like a shirt with a hood, quite an ingenious invention. It also has the same row of interlocking teeth, like your pants. You pull the little tap thay seals the divide And the 'hoodie' sews itself together. Badi simply looks at his and seemingly makes a decided un-attempt.Lisa ushers you out the door, "Help him up." You do as commanded, putting his arm over yours and gingerly helping him up."Thanks pal, I can make it myself now, thank you.""As you wish.""I never got your name, buddy.""Sir Aldrich Brickvelt of Midsommer." You declare, as if conversing with a fellow crusader.This doesn't seem to faze him however he simply says, "Oh, a knight, right on. Well good to meet you sir."You laugh as you walk into the hallway, "You can dispense with the pleasantries, I don't mind truly." [CONT]
>>37767713You exit the building rather wordlessly, aside for the occasional Sharpe inhale from Leonardo. Once you're out of the tower Lisa points to her left "I'm parked over there, it'll take us 15 minutes, tops.">>Parked?>>You must be joking, 15 minutes, with his pace?>>Ah, you're very close to the hospital, good>>Stay quiet and follow her>>Ask Leonardo if he's alright to walk>>Write inI'm probably going to hit the hay here soon. Can you guys keep the thread alive if I pass out?
>>37768207>Stay quiet and follow her>Ask Leonardo if he's alright to walkwe can try OP, thanks for the thread
>>37768207>Stay quiet and follow herPassing out soon, myself.
>>37768219Thanks anon. I love you.
>>37768207>>Stay quiet and follow her>>Ask Leonardo if he's alright to walk
>>37768228See you back her in the morning?
>>37768250>MorningThanks for running, though.
I literally can even write well r oh ght now half of this is qutocorrect. I'll see you guys in the moringing
>>37768207>>Stay quiet and follow herBest if we shut up, as there's much we do not understand.
Bumperooni surely he/she should be typing now.
>>37774572>>37768247>>37768228>>37768219 You stay silent. You know less than nothing about this world, but you mustn't rouse the suspicion of your new cop freind. But as you walk you can't help but take in the city in its fullness, with its shimmering towers of metal stone and glass, with the Strange guady carriages that zip and zoom about. Such impossible grandeur...you try to find a marvel of your age thay can Mach this seemingly common majesty but you cannot..."Yo, Aldrich, you doin' alright," Leonardo asks, interrupting your reverie, "what they don't got skyscrapers in London?""Oh goodnes. No, not quite like this...And are you alright, to walk I mean?""Oh yeah I should be fine, it's only like a block or two to her car.">>Learn more about Leonardo >>Car>>Try to not to marvel at the world around you;and look like a jackass (roll a d20)>>Ask Lisa if she's alright>>Write in
>>37775938>>Try to not to marvel at the world around you;and look like a jackass (roll a d20)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>37775938>Try to not marvel at the world around you; and look like a jackassFOR THE EMPRAH!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>37775968Fuck.
>>37776005The dice gods disapprove of your worship of false god.
>>37776005You attempt to hide your gawking at the wonders around you, the amazing skyscrapers, the metal birds flying through the sky, all the bright neon lights. Or the metal horse and carriage that is rapidly approaching you and wailing loudl... Wait hang on a mome...You are struck by the car.You have died.
>>37776046Not OP by the way.
>>37776005Woot first quest critfail!
>>37776046Pliz no. They are already pissed at me for the whole gun debacle.
>>37776164At least it's not during a combat encounter
>>37776179Awww... can we compromise on a vore death and/or a san loss failure or no?
>>37776203>Vore deathStop the bus. I'm getting off>SAN lossInteresting that you say that...see that's really what I wanted to do honestly, but his INT is so high he could probably internalize this pretty well and maybe even feel at home. There might be something else at work However...
>>37776395Remember super smart people are usually pretty shit with emotions
>>37776438I was going to make him a bit of an autist but I don't think it would be much fun for anybody
>>37776046>>37776017>>37776005 You try to just walk forwards but New York's alien allure gets the best of you. You can't help but stare at the Strang fashions and people, how open and brash everyone is. You're surprised that this hadn't gotten to you earlier. 'By God,' you think to yourself, 'What a beauti-' your contemplation is cut off as you collide with a vagrant, "HEY! Watch it!" The dark skinned man exclaims, "Heeeyyy, you the dude from the Square, sir Lancelot, yes you is!">>Sir Lancelot >>Out of my way Vagrant>>Knock him out>>Say nothing walk past him
>>37776893>>>Out of my way Vagrant
>>37776893>Say nothing walk past him
>>37777316>>37777295>>37777089 I need a tiebreaker lads
this thread is still up? i guess time truly moves different when you're away from your pc..
>>37777579>>37777316>>37777842 You panic, slightly. But you manage to stay collected and calm. You simply walk past him. Leonardo eyes you with suspicion. "What was that about, huh?" >>No idea>>I made a bit of a fool of myself last night in the square>>Who knows? >>Just a madman I suppose, or drunk >>Write inanyone here good at /diy/ stuff?
Looks like OP is having house problems.>>>/diy/764864
>>37780088Well, he is a QM so of course the curse is going to fuck his shit up.
>>37781096misfortune falls all who QM on /tg/, whether it be coyote, plague, flu, power outages , violence, home invasions, or severe medical conditions bad things befall QMs. I'm pretty confident at least one major QM is comatose, hospitalized, or dead.
>>37781096Bad things happen to QMs. I ran a quest for a month and the water pipes in my house broke and my car battery died, both while i was running. Some notable examples are that one guy who ran Fate/Stay night quest whose stuff kept catching fire and that one QM who may be dead.
>>37781296Diarca is probably hospitalized and/or dead, I think canidchemlab has had multiple coyote incidents, I remember that blorp had to go out of country for a month, archelon just lost his Vita randomly and nearly got evicted the other day, and I remember the lamia child quest guy had countless problems also.
>>37781296Pretty sure one QM also got stabbed multiple times coming home
>>37782013which QM was that!?
>>37782063>>37782013>>37781466>>37781296>>37781188>Bank is empty>Shower Broke>Just pinched my finger in a chair. Just now>Gaining weight>Stuck in a place that I loathGuys...
>>37782274I've been inspired to make a QM misfortune quest, a quest about a QMs struggle to survive against the universes effort to stop him and his quest, and to finally end the curse of QMs Every end is the bad end
>>37782329Do it. I want to continue this one but I'm trying to decide whether to be up front with my grandfather over the phone, and pray this isn't the the straw that breaks the camel's back, or to try and fix it in less than six hours tomorrow and hope it doesn't turn into a giant shitstorm.
>>37778154>>37778214>>37778444"I haven't the barest idea." You claim. You never realized what a deft liar you are. "Crazy bums, you're gonna find that New York is fulla wackos." Ha! Bums..."Indeed." You agree jovially."We're here," Lisa cuts in, pointing to a black thing on a long of such vehicles. She sees what must translate to apprehension on your face. "Oh of course, apologies my lord," She says jokingly, opening the door for you. She's quite the liar herself..."Oh please, the wounded first," you insist."Don't mind if I do," Leonardo obliges, carefully entering the thing. A black box near his collar suddenly speaks! A calm but crackley and tinny voice ushers forth from the thing, "10-32 in progress at 81st street subway. Suspect is 4"9, approximately 120, arabic. Requesting all available back up." the woman in the box says.Leonardo turns a ghastly shade of white. "Lee, what is it?" Lisa asks. "Lisa...it's god damned terrorist attack. They're gonna bomb the Natural History...I need to get over there! Now!">>What! Not in your condition!>>Is it thay important?>>If it's that grave a situation, every fighting man must be there, surely >>What do you think, Lisa?>>Right In
>>37784506>>If it's that grave a situation, every fighting man must be there, surely
>>37784506I know it's the super bowl but come on guys. It's not like it's any important teams this year[/Spoiler]
>>37784506>If it's that grave a situation, every fighting man must be there, surely
>>37782420>>>If it's that grave a situation, every fighting man must be there, surely
>>37784506>>If it's that grave a situation, every fighting man must be there, surely HUZZAH!
>>37785569>>37785438>>37785265>>37785149 "Lee no! You can't!" Lisa says, raw terror creeping into her voice."Liz...I have to. I can't let it be another 9/11.""Lee, you're hurt...you can't..." Lisa says, tears beginning to well up in her eyes.You don't understand what's going on for the most part, nor the context, or whatever Nine Eleven is. But this is a scene you've seen a hundred times. A warrior off to the battlefield, his loved ones clutching at him. Should the warrior live or die his seeing off is all the same. "Lee..." Lisa breathes, tears flowing now.>>Lisa Let him go. He has a duty to uphold>> Leonardo you should not go to battle in such a condition >>Wrote in
>>37786189WOOPS. forgot to add the response, but it goes at the beginning
>>37786189>Leonardo you should not go to battle in such a condition
>>37786189>>Lisa Let him go. He has a duty to uphold
>>37786359>>37786344I'll wait for tiebreaker
>>37786189>> Leonardo you should not go to battle in such a condition
>>37786189>>Let him go, he has a doody
>>37786665It'd probably help if you didn't have two >> at the start of each option. Makes it more of a bitch to select and quote them.
>>37786690No I mean the ties. I don't give a dip if you guys take liberties with the options as long as the intent is clear
>>37786768You could always roll a 1D2 to speed things along.Or, quick! Two people vote once for each option again!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>37786845Fuck it the plot must move. Things are getting interesting
I made you a badly photoshopped Aldrich.
>>37787378Honestly, I like this a lot
>>37787378Looks great.Aldrich strikes me as more of a blue than red heraldric sort of knight, though. Anyone else?
>>37787461 hes english not french the color is red
>>37787378Yes, but does Sir Aldrich PRAISE THE SUN!?
>>37787580 don't worry we have plenty of potential for heraldry pushing things a bit more blue than before
>>37787461Blue is associated with trust and peace. Red is associated with courage, zeal and valour. As a knight, Sir Aldrich should uphold all of these virtues, as well as those projected by the colour white, which invokes feelings of purity, innocence, wholeness and completion.
>>37787661Sounds like a plan. Let's make it so.
>>37787058"He has a duty to uphold, as a defender of law and native of this land. He must falter in its defense, wounded or no. I understand things might be different but deny him this would be a great dishonour.""Butt out, Aldrich!" Lisa says, hand on her forehead and pacing."Lisa you must listen. Times may have changed but you know I'm right. He must go.""Liz I'll be fine. I'll hitch a ride with you, you drop me off, I get the scumbag to back off and we all go to the hospital, then maybe to Veselka's for dinner, 'eh?"She thinks for a moment wiping her eyes. "Fine, fine. Everybody get in the fucking car."You slide into the back of the 'car'. Bum...cop...car...very fond of their short words the future folk are...Badi sits in the back, his eyes widening In fear, "Don't worry Badi," you say to him in Arabic, "nothing bad will happen!" [CONT]>>37787378Anon you da real mvp. I love it. I would do more knights on motorcycles but that is the new Thread image.>>37787605>>37787661>>37787807I was going to do the family crest/Coat of arms later
>>37787807More from the land of bad shops.
>>37787378Not this anon, but someone suggest a better color than orange, if you would. Or not. S' cool.>>37788203Excellent.
>>37788247>>37788203You guys. Please stick around.>>37788247Gold?
>>37788556>Please stick around.That is the plan.
>>37788556Photoshop Anon here. I've been watching for a while, and enjoying thouroughly. However, I must turn in for the night. I may or may not see you all tomorrow.
>>37788647Okay, last one.
>>37788857My only request is that Aldritch be made larger and more visible from the thumbnail>>37788556I'll be here. This thread is not leaving my browser until it hits the archive. Also, is there a schedule for when these are? Missed the last one
>>37788857I'm going with this one. >>37787990'Driving' as it is called, is a thoroughly unpleasant experience. The only way you can conceptualize it is if you take a carriage thay is caught in a rather powerful windstorm Full of other, similarly I'll fated carriages, and you just pray thay nothing foul occurs, such as knocking into another caught soul.You peer over to your right and there's Badi, looking disinterested, as he was this morning, Lisa while still blurry eyed from her ealier episode, has adopted a feral and aggressive disposition, tearing at the poor wheel that steered the machine. Leonardo babbles official sounding nonsense into the black box at his chest.>>I'm sorry but can someone explain to me the situation?>>WE SURE ARE GOING FAST>>(In Arabic)Badi, how are you staying so calm?!>>Where are we going?!>>Wright in
>>37789519Check the twitter my knigga. I try to do them every night, except when I pull a knight shift.
>>37788857Your efforts bring me joy, but this anon is right >>37789519 he needs to be a smidgen bigger
>>37789623>Badi, how in Christ's name are you so calm?
>>37789623>>>(In Arabic)Badi, how are you staying so calm?! best keep our lack of knowlege of this terrible /wonderful future world quiet for now
>>37789655I can't into twatter, sry.
>>37789623>>>(In Arabic)Badi, how are you staying so calm?!
>>37789519>>37789695I slapped on the title but didn't do the original image with Aldrich. That other anon'd have to resize and modify it before I slap in text, or I'd have to track down the source images, which I don't feel like doing at this moment.>>37789623>(In Arabic)Badi, how are you staying so calm?!
>>37789765GOD WILLS IT. No seriously. Going to bed now.
>>37789740It's cool. There isn't really a set schedule sorry. I'll post in the character sheet when the ussual times are?>>37789794Good knight anon
>>37790019Schedule in character sheet? Cool, that'll work.A note, if you plan on having Aldritch properly introduced to firearms. Greek Fire, or various knock off recipes of the same, were still being used in the period he comes from. And I'm not sure, but there may have been primitive gunpowder that had at least been heard of. While he wouldn't know the particulars of the alchemy, he'd be able to grasp the mechanics of a gun easily, even without his way above average intelligence.
>>37789981Okay, fine.Fixed it.
dangerous realization....did we ever give officer loe the asshole his gun back? that might be a big issue if he is going to investigate a potential terrorist threat
>>37790341I don't think it was ever taken. We just bound him.
>>37790341Shite! If we didnt, could we just say that we did before we took him to the hospital?
>>37790407 I would be fine with this it was something we may not have noticed since we barely register it as a weapon yet that or the fact that a quest does not need to list every action
>>37790407>>37790496Take-backs are one of the lamest things possible to do in a quest. It probably won't be an issue.
>>37790553>>37790496>>37790407 that or lisa has it now and she just hands it over there are plenty of possibilities
>>37781466 soma of banished quest got the cops called on him due to weird white man up at all hours listening to weird music and typing
>>37789623>>>I'm sorry but can someone explain to me the situation?
>>37790220There will be gun play very soon. If we roll well he might even shoot something...>>37789765>>37789743>>37789733>>37789706>>37789794Your turn the the arab and speak to him in his native tongue, "Badi, how in Christ's name are you staying so calm!"Badi shrugs, "I figure there's three ways to be in a place like this. Being very wise, like you, so it makes sense, or being too dense for it faze you. Or," He says raising his finger to punctuate the point, a very arabic gesture, "you simply don't care, like me."You belt out a nervous laugh, "Fair enough!""We're here," Lisa says in laboured, husky tones.There are a few white cars with red and blue accents. The transports of the law no doubt. "Alright, everyone stay in the car and get out of here, they probably won't want you stick around." Leonardo says.Lisa just nods, then says, "Don't let what happened to Luke happen again."He grimaces, "Never. I love you Liz.""I love you too, dumbass."He smiles, "Whatever you say bitch."You look at this display of affection with curiosity. Strange and crass...but sincere...But there's something else...not with them no...a niggling feeling in your head...he shouldn't go alone....no, its not so much that you feel he needs further aid...no, YOU must go in there...>>Let me come with you, I can help>>Shall I walk you up? It might be nothing?>>I HAVE to go with you>>(Wait till he leaves) I'm going in.>>Eh, its probably nothing, leave >>Stay silent, do nothing>>Wrote In
>>37790496>>37790407>>37790360>>37790341SHIT. Sorry I didn't think I'd need to elaborate on thay. Yeah, Lee got his belt back before we left the apartment. He's armed, we're not.
>>37790220The alchemy of his time (if it was practiced then) was pretty different than the alchemy that became chemestry. I believe europe was getting its feet wet with the concept of explosives, then, though, with really crude bombs used in seiges. As you said, our hero isn't stupid, he just doesnt have a 21st century education.
>>37790933Weren't crude firearms only like 14th century onward?
>>37790876>>>Shall I walk you up? It might be nothing?
>>37790986in europe pretty much might be some theory involved in it in some asshole wh heard tales from the mysterious orient beyond the holy land(fun fact old maps had east up instead of north you would orient it by the direction sunrise hence the name)
>>37790986Probably! But I believe there was some experimentation with bombs first. Not used in combat, mind you, but more in the style of a placed charge. Just really, really, shitty by modern standards. I could absolutely, be wrong, though, I'm not well read on the middle ages beyond the start.
>>37791022Any other votes?
>>37791157give it a bit of time OP, the others are probably to engrossed in their discussion to realise you actually updated
>>37791187>My slow ass updatesYeah, you're probably right. After this I want to run two (well three but that one comes after I know what I'm doing) other quests. One Babel quest, based off some setting building I did over at 8 and Calvert Quest, based off of a 5e campaign thay I've created and focusing on my favorite character from it.Which should I do first?
>>37790876>>>Shall I walk you up? It might be nothing? I forgot to vote like an idiot
>>37791244>Which should I do first?Whichever you want, though it might be best to save the ideas you want to run the most until you've got experience under your belt,
>>37791244 I would recommend the calvert quest first
>>37790876>Shall I walk you up? It might be nothing?>>37791305This is good advice. Run your current quest, Horseman, and maybe brainstorm about the later ones, but don't get too far ahead of yourself.
>>37791357yep, always write down your notes and ideas so you can focus on the one your running without forgetting or worrying about the ones you want to run in the future
>>37791406>>37791357>>37791335>>37791305I'll keep in mind the advice guys, it's much appreciated although anyone who participates in the mage guild stuff might already be familiar with the character in mind >>37791022>>37791292>>37791357 "Perhaps I could walk you up? With your side you really shouldn't be exerting yourself unnecessarily, especially if you're going to go into a situation like this." "Dude, thanks but I'll be okay.""Come now, you know that's not true. If you're worried about embarrassment there's really no need, it seems like everyone has already gone in.""What?" Leonardo says, turning around, albeit perhaps too fast, "Ow! Fuck...That's weird ass hell, no one's here...can't believe I missed that coming up...You know what Aldrich sure what ever, come on I could use some help. Might introduce you to my buddies."You nod and pull the handle, just as you saw Leonardo do. You step out and close the door, that niggling pull in the center of your head only growing stronger. >>This is strange? No one being out here I mean.>>Why would you introduce me?>>Ready?>>What is this place?>>You aren't worried?>>Write in
>>37791772>This is strange? No one being out here I mean.
>>37791772>>37791772>>>This is strange? No one being out here I mean.
>>37791772>>This is strange? No one being out here I mean.>>What is this place?
>>37791873>>37791846>>37791821>>37791814You walk out towards the building, similar in construction to the Met, with larger stairs and even greater classical influences, as well as a large bronze statue of a man on horse, bare chested and possessed of a great stature."Where is everybody? They've evacuated it looks like...what the hell is going on...""This is Strange? The absence of people that is.""Oh yeah, weird as hell...it's like there's no one out today at all, even with the evacuation order there would still be news people out the ass...it's like no ones here at all. I don't know dude, I'm sure once we get inside it'll all get sorted out.">>And if it doesnt?>>What's the worst that can happen?>>I'm sure.>>Everything is probably fine>>I don't know about this...>>Write In
>>37792470>And if it doesnt?>I don't know about this...
>>37792526my computer is broken I am voting Same
If Aldrich dies all out of nowhere again I swear to god op
>>37792470>>And if it doesnt?>>I don't know about this
Looks like Horseman has fallen asleep. Dude keeps awful hours if he is EST like he said. I'm head to bed as well, can someone keep the magic alive? Things are getting...weird...
>>37793484This thread shall not die while I yet draw breath
>>37794588Likewise. We're keeping it up until Horseman calls it quits.
>>37795128I may have found my new phone wallpaper
>>37794588>>37795204>>37794683>>37795128It is decided then. From this day forward we shall stand as Comrades for the sake of this great Quest.And thus, the Order of the Dread Horseman is created.Stand Proudly, brothers! For this part of our quest is not over yet!Deus Vult!
>>37795582Amen and alleluia!
Bump for great justice.
Bump for righteousness sake!
And yet again
>>37797905a little fast there anon, someone bumped the thread 2 minutes before you did
>>37797920It took me a while to find the right image.
>>37798949>>37797947>>37797920>>37797905>>37797891>>37797233>>37797127>>37795884>>37795582>>37795204>>37795128>>37794683>>37794588>>37793484>>37793257I love you guys
>>37799524MUH TRIP>>37792695>>37792551>>37792526 "And what if it doesn't?" You ask tentatively.He squints, a warrior's look, "I don't know. It should be safe...""I am unsure..." "Maybe you should go.">>Probably a good idea>>No no, I must go>>I'm fine>>Write in
>>37799680>>Write inWho's that man?
>>37799680>>Write in"I would feel better with my shield and mace, but someone must make sure you're alright."
>>37799680>No, I... think I must go in. There are reasons I may explain unto you at a time henceforth.>hold mace and shield at the ready
>>37800064We left our weapons at home dude
>>37800255We need to get a collapsible baton, we're used to using blunt objects to beat people, one of those things would be fucking amazing for us.
>>37799755fine we are
>>37800316Do Cops carry those?
>>37800354they do here in my country, they should in most, they pretty much replaced nightsticks
>>37799680Not quite sure which option means what, but we should go with him.As a side note, did Aldrich ever learn that monarchies aren't the norm any more?
>>37800255>>37800316So we did, confound it all! Well, batons are nice, but quite flimsy compared to a steel mace. Still, it'll do if nothing else
>>37800399>but quite flimsy compared to a steel maceA modern steel baton should hold up much better than ye olde forged steel mace.
>>37800423>>37800399>>37800384>>37800365I'm pretty sure cops can have then in Muricanistan
>>37799680>>>No no, I must gothis means going with him?
>>37800673I'd assume so
>>37800423 If you're thinking of one of those retractable batons, not really, since its like an overgrown radio antenna. But a night stick is a different story. We should ask Lee for his, if he's got it.>Is that some manner of club you have at your belt? Would you be able to spare it?
>>37800720I am thinking of those retractable batons, and good ones are seriously fucking tough, go watch some videos on good ones being torture tested, they are nothing like a radio antenna.
>>37800720I can assure you that collapsable batons are not to be trifled with. Is Aldrich's Flanged Mace better? Well yeah. But he can't take thay everywhere.>>37800673>>37800384>>37800345>>37800064>>37799755>>37799705"I'm fine, I assure. Would things go sour I would prefer to have my mace and shield present but I've gone without them before." He eyes you up and down for a moment, "You ever a soldier? You've got the walk">>Aye, once>>I am a simple scholar, nothing more>>My past is my own>>Still am, actually. >>Wright in
>>37800756Weeeell, if you say so. Might not do as much flesh damage as a big spiky mace, but it will wreck a body's shit. It occurs to me that a spiked medieval mace is best used against armor and shields, which wouldn't be much of an issue today, whereas a baton is quicker and lighter anyway
>>37800851>write in>The truth is.... Complicated, Lee. Suffice it to say I was and still am a warrior.
>>37800851Aye, once.....You do remenber that i'm a knight right? They don't give the tittle to artists or politicians
>>37801335I want to see his reaction when he learns that Elton John is a knight.
>>37800365they are a lot less useful than people think Police mostly switched to avoid accidentally killing peoplewhich kind of having a lot with the old night sticks
>>37801423>"How in God's name was that effite minstrel ever knighted?! How could it have happened that the honored status of knighthood could be given to any with no martial qualities at all?! Fie for shame!"
>>37800851>Still am, actually.>But now I fight with Pens and Books, instead of Shield and Mace. Though those still have their use, sometimes.
>>37801715Meant to reply to>>37801392
>>37801727>>37801335>>37801075>>37800909>>37800884"Aye, I was. Still am, in a way."He raises an inquisitive eyebrow."Well I now do battle with ink and quill, tome and scroll.""Oh yeah what about mace and shield?""Oh! Right...well. To be frank it's all rather...complicated you see master Leonardo. All very complicated...Suffice it to say I am and was a warrior. Of the body and mind.""Alright, I get it. You don't have to tell me. I'm guessing SAS. Some secret squirrel shit, am I right? It's all right, you don't have to tell me. I was a ranger myself. Tore shit up in the sandbox." You reach the doors of wood and glass, "After you M'lord." the warrior lawkeeper jests.You shake your head, "No, no, after you sire." Opening the door with a mock bow and smile."Why thank you your worshipfulness!" The two off you enter the building jovially Chuckling.Then you see them. GIANT monolithic skeletons of Staggering proportions, one a beast of titanic height, with a tail like and a devil's whip and a neck taller than any tree, like a snake with a body of am elephant. The other, an insidious thing shorter in stature but far deadlier in form, with daggers for teeth and talons like a hell hound, positioned and set as if dueling.>>what are THOSE>>DEMONS?!>>What is this place, to hold such creatures>>Stay silent and try not to gawk at such wonders>>Dead silent in here innit?>>Write in
>>37802577>>Dead silent in here innit?
>>37802577>>Stay silent and try not to gawk at such wonders
>>37802577>>Stay silent and try not to gawk at such wonders>>Dead silent in here innit?I need to get some sleep now, been up for nearly 24 hours so thanks for the thread OP
>>37802577DEMONS!reach for a mace that isn't there
>>37802577>By God! What beasts are these, and what is this... castle that holds them? And what manner of man would attack such a place?
>>37802577>Stay silent and try not to gawk at such wonders>Dead silent in here innit?
>>37802577>>>Stay silent and try not to gawk at such wonders>>>Dead silent in here innit?
>>37801025If it's spiked it's a morningstar, isn't it?>>37802577>SAS>secret squirrel shit>ranger>sandboxAll this jargon that poor Aldrich has no way of understanding.>>Avoid gawking>>Remember to ask Lady DeRetti about enormous death skeleton beasts later.>>Dead silent in here innit?
>>37802928>>37802884>>37802616>>37802609>>37803755 You would gasp in shock, or at least ask him what these behemoth remains are from but you are presenting yourself as a scholar, surely you would be knowledgable about these beasts. Instead you simply add, "How still it is, too quiet for such a grand hall.""Yeah. A little too quiet. It's like every bad horror movie, ha! I'm sure they're down in the subway. If shits going down you gotta go though. It's dumb as shit bringing you down here anyway."You nod, absently studying the statuesque corpses. Fortunately your companion answers a few of your unspoken questions, "Ya know, if there's one thing I loved about museums was the dinosaurs. Sure the ancient history stuff like what you and Liz study is neat and all, but it's just so...I don't. Familiar? I mean it's not obviously but it's still human stuff. I KNOW about humans, I deal with them everyday. They suck. But animals...especially shit like this, really just blows my mind."Dinosaurs...Greek? Lizards thay Inspire awe, if you're greek isn't as poor as you think it is. Better than his most likely.The 'sub way' was not far. After passing by halls with amazingly lifelike statues, and marble walls lines with strange tapestries you reach another, much much smaller chamber. He points to a wide passage, "There she is."You and he approach the sub way, you're not sure if he can hear it but you hear...groaning? No...too rythmic...chanting? It is familiar to you...as if from a dream..."You alright' Al?">>No, something's really wrong, we should tread carefully >>Yes, let's go see what's down there>>You hear that?>>UNARMED DEUS VULT>>You go, I'll stay heee>>I think I might go>>Fright In
>>37804275Flanged Mace. There will be plenty of opportunities to adjust our load out later
>>37804537>>No, something's really wrong, we should tread carefully >>Prepare for UNARMED DEUS VULT
>>37804537>> Unarmed deus vultHAHA TIME TO KILL CULTISTS
>>37804567>UNARMED DEUS VULTIt's slightly bad form, Horseman, to refer to the MC as 'us'. Ideally you should be emotionally detached (or at least pretend to) and refer to the MC as 'you guys' or 'you'. Not a big deal, but it's noticeable.
>>37804642>>37804612>Running in like a barbarianGetting slaughtered won't help do God's work.
>>37804537>>No, something's really wrong, we should tread carefully
>>37804757All we have to do is punch out one or two cultists (assuming there are any), and Leonardo might feel threatened enough by that point to open fire and disrupt them. Assuming they don't just overwhelm us.I don't suppose we can grab a chair or something?
>>37804537>>>No, something's really wrong, we should tread carefully
>>37804537>No. Something is terribly wrong. Let us tread lightly.>>37804567Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
>>37804537>No, something's really wrong, we should tread carefully
>>37804825What if they have weapons? Modern weapons?
>>37804919Then they're on top of their shit, being able to find weapons in New York way before us.
>>37804977What if they're cultists from modern times?Even if they don't have modern weapons, if they have swords or axes, and we run right into them, they'll probably be able to kill us, or at least significantly wound us.
>>37805034God is on our side.
>>37805034Altrich will smash the first one's head into a wall and take his weapon. The Lord of Hosts is with us, of whom should we be afraid?
So DEUS VULT or sneak up?Strong or smart?
>>37805744>smart19int is a go
have you ever been stabbed by a mace or other blunt object>>37805763 the smartest>>37805744
>>37805744Sneak up, then DEUS VULT if the situation calls for it
I'm dog walking right now. If this dies before I get back I'll make a new one
>>37806084What kind of dog do you have?
>>37806129>>37805917>>37805820>>37805774>>37805763"No. Something evil pollutes the air, can't you feel it? And hark! That whisper on the air? It is strange, no?" You proclaim in hushed tones, "Or do your comrades always giber and moan eldritch things in low places?""Fuck...alright. Go back to the car, get them out of here, I'll radio for back up.""No, I might have insight into this, if my fears are well founded.""You know something about this?!" He hisses, as the groaning chant grows louder."I might, I'm unsure. Perhaps we should investigate?"He nods, and you both creep to the entrance and stair well to the sub way. As you get closer the lights grow dimmer, flickering and flashing, erratic and buzzing. The sub way below is pitch black, save for a sickly green glow. You see Leonardo begin to sweat, you yourself begin to feel the upmost trepidation.You continue to sneak down the stairs, until you see the grisly scene below. There are two bodies thay have been completely rent asunder, their viscera spread haphazardly on the platform. There are few others contorted in cruel positions, like twisted washcloths twisted and drained of water. There are several other lain on the floor, dead or alive you cannot be sure. Those in the worst conditions are mostly cops, officers of the law that no doubt fought the vile congregation before you.The beings. One, a man in the robes of a Muslim priest, kneeling, hands raised in silent exaltation before a ring of emerald fire.Flanking him are creatures in the shapes of men, tall and lanky, composed of coalesced flame that did not burn nor produce much light, save for a dim but angry orange glow. You know enough about saracen myth to know them. Djinn.In the corner of your eye you see Leonardo, so familiar with foes of tangible substance and mundane nature, freeze, all the deadly bravado of trained warrior dispelled. [CONT]
>>37806819>Three beingsThe man and two Djinn>>37806127English Staffordshire bull terrier>>37806819 If you yourself had not been halfway expecting such unholy scene you might have been as thunderstruck. But the agents of Zaheeri, if that is not the devil himself before you, will not claim victory again. No longer will they manipulate with their sorceries and perform blasphemies against God.Not while you still draw breath.>>Shall I'll end it here or would you guys like your options now?
>>37806933If you feel there is time for us to do a vote then why not?
>>37806933Hmmm... depends on what the others think. I would be fine with a final, suspenseful charge, but it might be easier to stop now
>>37806933Its's up to you m'Lord.we will listen as long as you are able and willing to speak.
>>37807012>>37807006We have time for a vote I think. It's a good stopping place better than it ending right in the middle of action
>>37807019>>37807012>>37807006 Perhaps leaving it here and picking it back up tomorrow is the best course of action. Remember to check the twatter and Vote in the archives!
>>37807067Very good then. What time tomorrow? US Eastern time here
>>37807390I too am EST!I like to do it around 7, but since I don't work tomorrow I'll probably so it at around 5:30
>>37807597Perfect! I will see you then, O Dread Horseman. Thanks for yet another installment most epic./k/ gif may not entirely be relevant, but it is awesome enough to put here...
>>37807874My pleasure! And I wish I could get that gif with, "Welcome to Modern Knight Quest!"
>>37808126Yes! And replace the lolis with demonic saracens? Next thread let's try and get someone with the skills on that.
>>37806819Oh look, fucking magic. Sure glad we didn't run in like an idiot.
>>37808214Sounds good! >>37808269I was hoping you guys would use your 19 int.