Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=homeless+mutant+questPastebins:http://pastebin.com/UuVeJFighttp://pastebin.com/98mpGLrhhttp://pastebin.com/PmF43Sr1http://pastebin.com/JYrcDPPk>(1/2)You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.You wake up in the mouth of an alley jutting off Khepri Avenue. Everything feels loose and strange, and, for a moment, you panic slightly, the lack of sensation in your fingertips making you (quite justifiably) paranoid about their whereabouts. A car drifts past, one of its headlights damaged beyond workability, and the turning of its wheels across the tarmac sounds to you like the sigh of the tide. Heaving yourself to your feet, you stop, taking a moment to think. Spots of searing indigo-blue strain on the edges of your vision.Moon Knight. Of all the crazy capes, it had to be Moon Knight.Most people would consider being drugged and dumped in an alley a grave injustice, but in this case, you’d say you’re just happy to find you still have a face, four limbs, and all your internal plumbing. Still, maybe the Agency should be more careful when dealing with anonymous mystery clients. They could turn out to be all kinds of wackos, like the Owl or Doctor Octopus.Or Moon Knight.You check your watch, and feel your eyes bulge slightly in their sockets.>Present Time: 22:35 PM
(2/2)You must’ve been in that car for hours. Or, hell, maybe he took you somewhere else before circling back here. Swearing groggily, you check your wallet, then your pants, and find a fresh roll of pristine dollar bills. One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred… eight hundred? That’s a little more than you were promised, if you recall correctly. You hope he hasn’t taken that out of his overall payment, and it’s the Moon Knight equivalent of a tip or something. You make to move out of the alley and feel an unfamiliar shape against your leg. Fearing the worst, you reach into your pocket, and find that your phone has been… well, it’s either been replaced, or Moon Knight has magical fairy dust that transforms cheap ass shit into cutting-edge expensotech. It’s completely white, save for the screen, and looks almost thin enough to cut apples with. The background is a solid white sphere against a starry night. You’re not sure that it’s even an actual phone. Like, you don’t think this is something you can buy. Checking through it, you find that all your contacts have been moved over from your old piece of shit, and there’s a whole bunch of documents and apps that you have no idea how to use.Christ.You’re Moon Boy now, aren’t you?You are not going to be Moon Boy.>Hunger Level: 4>Current Funds: $1,660>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.>[ ] Head home man you tired.>[ ] Write in.
>>37905712>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.
>>37905712>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>>37905712>Moon Boy>Not Lunar LadYou had one job Crusty
>>37905712>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.How do we find out if this phone has tracking device or something on it?
>>37905797Should have been Lunar Lizard.
>>37905729>>37905712I'm 5729.Also call Laura and give her an update.
>>37905712>Check through the stuff on your phone.>Head home man you tired.>accept the fact that you are now lunar lizard
>>37905819>Lunar Lizard.Fuck yeah.
>[x] Check through the stuff on your phone. Hope this one has antipsychic hijack technology>[x] Call the Blonde Phantom, give them the detailsThe Mooner?
>>37905712Bahahahaha nice.But shit, we ain't using that phone for anything. Its going to be sat in our pocket until a job offer comes up. Everything normal is going to be on another disposable phone, which ain't going to be bugged to buggery and back. When we get a new phone anyway.>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.Send Laura a text telling her whats gone off so we are not hunted down for being late.
>>37905712>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>>37905816>>37905967Could we have Peter check it for bugs? Or Laura she's bugged things before.
>>37905712>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head home man you tired.I don't see what bitching can accomplish
>>37905712>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head home man you tired.
>>37905712>Check our phone for messages>Call the agency to say we aren't dead yet>Head the fuck home to bed
>>37905712>Double check that your kidneys are where you left them, just to be safe.>Head to the agency to bitch at them>Call Laura so she doesn't think you're dead. >Check through the stuff on your phone.
Well time for new burner phone.>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.Tell people on your phone list to change numbers, after we get a new number, and burner. We don't want him picking off our allies.
>>37905712>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.Text/Call Laura, inform her we'll head by the agency and thus be (even more) late
>>37905712>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.>>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.We're going to have to update the business card.
>>37906232Why would he pick off our allies? Most of our allies are the good guys or the best of the bad guys, I mean the two actual ""gangs"" we are allied with consist of a group of kleptos and a group of conventional drug addicts who for the most part just extort petty cash to continue there drug usage, and are RELATIVELY harmless in comparison to everyone else. As much as I'd like to say so, we aren't that high on the food chain, hell, all the stuff we made front page on was usually us third partying or fighting a party that is a far greater threat.
Also, if its a tracking device (if it has GPRS, it is for sure), leave it hidden/for safe keeping in agency. We don't want him to know where we live.DON'T BRING IT HOME!
>>37906258When the hell'd we get a business card? That's pretty sweet.
>>37906258Who will answer if I call that number?
At the very least, you’re Lunar Lad.Or Lunar Lizard. …How has your life gotten to the point where ‘lizard’ is an acceptable part of your potential superhero moniker? You don’t know the answer to that question, but you have other questions that maybe the Blonde Phantom Detective Agency can figure out – like, for example, “why did I just meet Moon Knight?” and “why didn’t anyone figure out that the guy calling himself Mr. Moon was possibly a moon themed supersomebody?” and “when do I get a raise?” You figure these things should be easy as pie, seeing as they’re detectives an’ all. Your anger cools somewhat as you make your way across the nighttime city. You pass the time by fiddling around with the features of your (Moon Knight’s?) new phone. It has lots and lots of cool stuff on it, like GPS and other shit, and, apparently, an internet service. You don’t recognize the provider at all – you’re betting the provider isn’t a real company and has two customers, you and ‘Mr. Kamar’. Still, having Google is pretty sweet. Proprietor There’s also a map function with a whole fuckton of points marked by solid white circles. You touch over one of them, and an infobox pops up. >PROPRIETOR: LELAND OWLSLEY>FUNCTION: SAFEHOUSE>FLOORS: TWO>EXITS: THREE>WINDOWS: SIX (THREE FIRST FLOOR, THREE SECOND FLOOR)Holy shit. When you reach the Agency, it takes a good while for anyone to open the door, and when they do they’re wiping sleep from their eyes. It’s the gothed up Asian chick, Nico, wearing a thin blanket over her shoulders and looking in dire need of a coffee. She gives you a long, uncertain stare. “Um…” Her voice is a tired croak. “…are you, like, dropping off something?”“…Not exactly. Is the Phantom in?” She shakes her head drowsily.“Nah, she went home, like, two hours ago.” Dammit. >[ ] Just leave.>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message . >[ ] Why's she still there? >[ ] Write in.
>>37906319>[ ] Why's she still there?maybe finagle the conversation to the subject of the rumored Oni...
>>37906319>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message . Give her this phone, courtesy of the Moon Knight>>[ ] Why's she still there?
>>37906319>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .>[ ] Why's she still there?"Kamar means moon in Arabic, and John better mean "guy who gets paid a lot" in English now. Also, why the fuck are you still here? You're not 18, right?"
>>37906232>We don't want him picking off our allies.I find this unlikely. Moon knight might be crazy, but he thinks of himself as a good guy. He's not going to go after innocent people.The only people we know that Moon Knight might go after would be Laura and maybe the Hellions. (But, petty theft is probably beneath him.) On the bright side he has a soft spot for bad people that are trying to be good people. We could probably talk him into sparing Laura.
>>37906319>[ ] Why's she still there?>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
>people think we can avoid Moon Knight if we ditch the phone.if he wants to find us, then he'll find us phone or not. might as well enjoy the swag phone.
>>37906319>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message . >>[ ] Why's she still there?
>>37906352Listen, I get the paranoia over the phone, but at the same time it's fucking Moon Knight. Dude probably knows where we live, where we sleep, where we shop, knows the extent of our powers, etc. Having the phone just makes it slightly easier for him to track us, which is not necessarily a bad thing given the shit we end up dealing with.
>>37906364Hellions and Corsairs mind you
>>37906319>>37906385We need to have Peter check out our phone soonish, make sure we're not being tracked, and also just have him tell us how to use the damn thing.Not that I particularly mind playing Lunar Lizard every once in a while, Moon Knight actually seems pretty chill, but I'm not gonna be COMPLETELY used, might as well make the token effort.
>>37906319>Leave the phone at agency, have them check for bugs and tracking.>>379062821)He is crazy vigilante.2)Most mutants have ability to harm someone, and they have used it at some point. We don't know the judgment process in his head. Our allies are "disposable scumbags" at best.>>37906364Innocent- Name one of us that has not done at least massive property damage.People- we are mutants. We are not even people, in eyes of many.>>37906385At least not giving him our "home" address. We are invisible, we can avoid him longer than most.
>>37906319>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message "So Kamar is Moon Knight, and I just had a pleasant evening in his limo drugged to the gills while he interrogated me.">>[ ] Why's she still there?
>>37906417he DOES know these things, he told us them blatently, they are 90% of the reason he drugged us. He didn't want us to be able to use our powers on him in any capacity, especially since we have a known dislike of the ""capes"" as we call them, seeing as we bash them to everyone and have repeatedly used DOCTOR DOOM as an ironic gesture of how we feel about these people. That they are a group of pretentious douchebags who act superior because their mommy or pappy had some fucked up gene set that they passed on or because they got exposed to some form of mutagen.
>>37906469>Name one of us that has not done at least massive property damage.Layla
>>37906469We really really can't.He's Marvel's Batman.
>>37906494I'd say the orphanage is kind of her fault.
>>37906469Dude knows where we live, I guarantee you. You are deluding yourself into thinking ditching the phone is going to help keep tabs off us with him, given the resources and crazy Moon Knight plays with. Better to keep the damn thing as an enemy you know situation then to toss it
>>37906490We don't have a known dislike of the capes. We just have superpowers, don't wear a mask or have some sort of ideology we're trying to push.
>>37906362I like this one.
>>37906513it was the demon formerly know as the feather from Boleth's wing. that's our story and we're sticking to it.
>>37906513She wasn't anywhere near there when it happened.
>>37906494Burned down an orphanage.>>37906543That's what she wants you to think.
>>37906319>>37906457>>37906469I agree with Peter checking out the phone, but I'd like to keep it
>>37906457>>37906469we've ditched one home already, we'll do it again if we have to.and trying to shake Moony might piss him off....
>>37906525We've shown dislike for how they constantly leave their mess for others to clean up, like with Laylas parents and with how the whole scar is a good sign of it, or how we have all these mutants getting kidnapped and they all would have fucking drowned if it wasn't for us, or how Captain America is a coward, and how SHIELD and its allies all immediately turn on there own for being a mutant with mild abilities.
>>37906494And Gabby... and Noriko... and Chat
>>37906588Moony believes in magic and deities the Bugle not so much
>>37906591Proof for any of that supposed disdain you think JJ holds for them?JJ loves Captain America.
>>37906591Cap is JJ's idol.Seriously, the guy does not feel this strongly about those subjects as you seem to do.
>>37906591JJ loves Cap, and the dude's about done with the red tape. I am not getting this cape hate
>>37906600Noriko wrecked every car on an entire damn block in an electric hellstorm, she also stole drugs from creeper and did god knows what else while high. Chat assisted peter in finding us and by extension in the whole building assploding.
>>37906319>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message . Phantom might want to be careful with anonymous clients. Kamar means Moon and all that...>>[ ] Why's she still there?
>>37906591Bro, you wanna talk about how you feel about capes?
>>37906661>>37906630>>37906625>>37906613okay, maybe I fucked up with the captain america one, I'll go trawling for why I thought that he dislikes capes.
JJ should teach Laura how to french kiss when he gets back, have night end on a happier note.
>>37906601Moony is a freking lunatic.>>37906625Dr.Doom is JJ idol. Captain is just relatable personality, as we both run and hide at sight of danger.>>37906600Gaby- Theft via teleportation. Noriko Electrecuted city block. We dont dislike capes. But we don't trust them.
>>37906640>while highJack doesn't really get you 'high' in the euphoric sense, at least not that I recall. It just balances out your brain chemistry so you have more control of your powers. It's the withdrawals you have to worry about
>>37906699Moony is crazy but he is rich so therefore is just "eccentric"
>>37906705>Jack doesn't really get you 'high' in the euphoric sense, at least not that I recallOnly for humans, it does.Though I remember Noriko explaining the "feel good" experience it gives you to JJ.
>>37906719Well he can eccentriclly help a bunch of poor muties.
>>37906696JJ needs to pull a Spider-Man on Laura and kiss her upside down. The trick will be finding a ceiling low enough for him to adhere to and still reach her.
>>37906734I think it was explained the 'feel good' sensation was not really chemical, it was psychological. As in 'damn it feels good to lose control over my powers'
>>37906768*not to losegah, I'm tired
>>37906601Actually, he's rather skeptical and thinks that he might be hallucinating the Khonshu stuff.
>>37906804what about the other "hims" ?
>[X] Ask Nico to convey a message. >[X] Ask why Nico’s still there. You glance down at your watch.>Present Time: 22:55 PMYeah… you guess everyone’s pretty much either asleep or relaxing right about now. Or, in Remy's case, probably doing something illegal with a deck of cards. So why’s Nico still here? “Alright, then... mind delivering a message for me?” She nods in response. “Cool. Basically, Mr. Kamar is Moon Knight and he drugged me and stuff. That’s the message.” You expect some kind of surprise, maybe a “whoa!?” or a “what!?” or something, but it doesn’t happen. Nico just stares at you in dim, barely-awake confusion. You sigh. “You’re not from New York, are you?” You ask. She shakes her head. “And you’re probably not a cape fan, either.” “…Yeah, not really.”You’re already turning out to be a world class detective, you are. You decide to change the subject. “Well, anyway, why’re you even here?” You nod by her toward the old, peeling staircase leading up into the rest of the building. “It’s a bit late, isn’t it?” She bites her lip, looking mildly ashamed. “I… I just kinda had an argument with my friends, and I walked out of our place, and there wasn’t really anywhere else to go, so…” You frown deeply. “You don’t know anyone else in the city?”“Not exactly.” She shrugs, smiling a little sheepishly. “We’re kinda new here.” Yeah, that you can tell. >[ ] Ask if she needs some company. >[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.>[ ] Write in.
>>37906846>[ ] Say goodnight, leave."Hope it works out, thanks."
>>37906846>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.Don't want to worry Laura too much.
>>37906846>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
>>37906846>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.being alone sucks>[ ] Ask if she needs some company. she probably doesn't but on the off chance she wants somebody to talk to...
>>37906846>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.
>>37906846>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.
>>37906846>Ask if she needs some company.if no then >Say goodbye, leave.
>>37906846>>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.Even if she doesn't open up, it's nice knowing someone else cares enough to ask.
>>37906975Yeah. Peter did the same to us, so we gotta pass it on.
>>37906846>>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.
>>37906846>>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.>>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.
>>37906846>[ ] Ask if she needs some company. is that a plot hook I smell?
>>37906846>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.>[ ] Teller her she should probably just go home."Need any company? If not, just go home."
>>37906846Ask to borrow her phone. Call Laura with it. She'll know what to do with Moon Knights phone.
>>37905712>We are Moon Boy>We have a shiny Moon Gadget
>last thread we drugged by a crazy person>this thread we woke up in an alley with $800, a new phone, both kidneys, and untouched assholethat's a win if I've ever seen one
>>37906314Call and find out.
>>37907053No no, keep Moonie's phone. We've a habit of getting drugged and kidnapped, having it along could save our asses.
>>37907053What's worse; having the Kingpin wanting you dead, or having the Moon Knight wanting you dead? Not an argument or anything, just curious.
>>37907168Depends how much Kingpin wants you dead.
>>37907053It might be overly cautious but we might not want to talk shit about Moon Knight on a phone he might be listening in on.
>>37906846>[ ] Ask if she needs some company. Not like we're gonna be forced to fuck her or anything. We'll just call Laura and say we're fine.
>>37907194I don't think he cares about us talking shit about him, I think he just cares we cooperate with him and provide assistance, I'm pretty sure he knows hes not well liked, especially since he FUCKING GASSES people he hires.
We should be moon cricket.>Carlos.png
>>37907119I never said to get rid of the phone. I just don't think we should use it for talking about Moon Knight. Or anything important really.
>>37907168Kingpin is not as bad, he does not keep perusing you if you leave him alone for a long time. Very much a logic driven man.
>>37907192We whispered Spidey's fat jokes in his ear while he slept
>>37907239Why not just surpass moon cricket or moon lizard and go straight to our final form, Moon Moon, the sidekick Moon deserves.
>>37907258Then he'll probably feed your family to you or something.
>>37906846>Ask if she needs some company.
>>37907239We should go forSailor moon (get sailor uniform)LunaticCrescent Moon Lizard?
>>37907280I think he'll find Joyce much more capable of caving his skull in than we are.Also now I'm imagining Kingpin as Cartman.
>[X] Ask if she needs some company. You look her over. She’s probably Laura’s age, isn’t she? Maybe a year or so older, but no more than that. You’ve no idea why the Blonde Phantom is even employing her and her friends (that said, you’ve no idea why she’s employing you. You wouldn’t employ you), though, considering the number of winks she managed to squeeze into the term ‘intern’ when referring to them, you’re more or less certain that there’s some kind of outlier circumstances at work. Maybe they’re friends of friends. Or they’re homeless kids, like you. For a second, you even consider asking Nico if she’s a mutant, but your caution wins out, and you decide to drop that particular line of thought. “You need some company?” Her eyes widen in surprise, and she looks awake for the first time since she opened the door.“No… it’s cool, I’m…” She blushes a little. “…I mean, no offense, or anything, but it’s fine. I’ve done this before. Thanks for asking, though.” “No prob.” You reply, feeling a little chuffed up. You’re JJ and you’re helping. “Well, I better get going…” You say your goodbyes and head off toward the Scar. On the way, it occurs to you that the Tabbycat would still be open at this hour, and you could probably pop in.>Your Relationship with NICO MINORU has increased!>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.>[ ] Write in.
>“It’s not… it’s not a joke. This isn’t a joke.” Her knuckles are shaking. “Because stupid Captain America and friends were too slow I have to live in some big stupid place with loads of stupid kids and stupid old people in charge. And if that wasn’t enough, it’s haunted!” FINALLY FUCKING FOUND THE QUOTE, although its more so layla that dislikes suits than we do.
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
>Our card>1 212 is the area code for most of the borough of ManhattanI'm five seconds from calling.
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.We've had enough shit today, lets just get home to our mutant misfit family and go home.
>>37907359>>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.And yet my paranioa-senses are tingling.
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.Lets go to a crime den, while having device vigilante gave us. This cant go wrong.
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.We've been drugged, let's sleep it off.
>>37907359>>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.enough drama for one day
>>37907372>its more so layla that dislikes suits than we doIts entierly Layla that dislikes capes, JJ doesn't seem to care about them, but he does like Cap
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.Priority's. The club is not going anywhere.
>>37907359>Yeah, good idea, that
>>37907359>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.We've been gone for hours Laura might be getting worried.>[ ] Write in.Don't walk, fly. It's faster.
>>37907463Eh, regardless, thats where I got the misconception from, and thats proof I'm not just venting here and all you other anons can suck it!
>>37907489O yea, regardless of choice we should fly, when possible. Gotta stretch our wings.Unless we are still dazed from drugs.
>>37907359>>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
Should we set our phone to silent? It would be pretty awkward if we were stealthing and it starts to play 'ticket to the moon' or something.
>>37907678Set it to vibrate, we have such a good sense of touch and hearing we would be aware near instantly.
>>37907359>fuck that noise time for snuggles
>>37907772>>37907812>>37907915http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDwbest moon song
I added Creedence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising to the HMQ playlistmost fitting option for Moony imoMr. Spector probably has all these songs and the sailor moon ost on his stark pod or whatever
>[X] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.Nah, screw it. You have to do it at some point, but not tonight. Tonight you’ve been drugged and possibly manhandled by a superhero, and your phone has been stolen (to be replaced by a better one, true, but still). The intrinsic rights of man state, if you recall correctly, that you don’t have to do anything else tonight itself stumble home and get into your tent and go to sleep forever. And that is exactly what intend on doing. It’s past midnight when you make your way back to the Scar, the ruins clustered together in eerie silence, like immense clumps of shadow. No fires, no lights. None around your general stretch of the Scar, anyhow. Somebody’s gotta be awake, somewhere – you can’t imagine that guy rooming with Guthrie, the guy with the weird light around his head and the mad eyes, doing anything like sleeping. Not anyone you know all too well, though. When you make your way down into the station, the stove is long dead, and only thin, barely-perceptible ghosts of smoke cling to the stain of old wood where you guys usually set up your fire. You strobe your vision through an alternating awareness of heat and sound, and you count the clumps of life. Six. Everyone’s here. Yawning, you crawl into your tent. Laura is curled up beside your sleeping bag, her chest rising and falling in slow, shallow movements. The way she sleeps reminds you of a cat. As you lower yourself down, one of her eyes flicks open, a sudden explosion of bright, verdant green against the mottled greys and browns of your tent. She stares at you for a moment, silently observant, before letting her eye fall shut once more. Your chest suddenly feels tight.>[ ] Go to sleep.>[ ] Kiss her.>[ ] Write in.
>>37908063>>[ ] Kiss her.
>>37908063>[ ] Kiss her
>>37908063>[ ] Kiss her.>[ ] "I'll tell you about it in the morning."
>>37908063>>[ ] Kiss her.>>[ ] Then Cuddle.
>>37908063>[ ] Kiss her.smooch and cuddle
>>37908063>>[ ] Write in.Hold her. After this day we need a hug.
>>37908107>>37908143Combo, if she is not angry.
>>37908041Man, I forget how much I love that song.For me, though, Moon Knight makes me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4kSo many issues I can imagine with this as the soundtrack.
>>37908257>Hotline MiamiMy god yesLoved to play Tony and his fists of fury
>>37908257QM suggestions get auto added to the playlist
>>37908232>>37908143Perverts all of youMoar please
>>37908063>>[ ] Kiss the girl.
>>37908681Considering excess liquid excretion is usually associated with disease, these sorts of depictions are rather unsettling to me.
>[X] Kiss her.You fold around her, nuzzling up close, her back arched against your chest. She flinches slightly, the muscles tightening throughout her body, but it’s only passing. You rest your head beside hers, the smell of her hair filling your nostrils, embracing you, tightening around you. There are goosebumps under her skin, where your hand lies upon her shoulder. You trace your fingers down her arm and feel them move with you. “…Are you mad?” You whisper, a little unnerved by her silence. You were expecting her to ask her how it’d gone, or why you were so late. She remains quiet for a good while. “No.” She says, finally. The wait was pretty telling, though. “You sure?” “I am not angry with y”– Her voice trails off into a desperately quiet squeal as you place a kiss upon the nape of her neck. Her smell flows through you, the taste of her flesh blooming over your lips – the rushing of her blood, the prickling of her skin, the intricacies of her texture. You continue, placing hiss after kiss upon her flesh, moving around her neck. She gasps, squirming against you, as you trail your way up beyond her chin, your lips brushing at hers. You drink her in for a moment, the brilliance of her eyes, her stare, the shallow, excited rhythm of her breath. Then you kiss her, all but falling into it, her taste enveloping you. When you pull away, she’s breathing heavily, her shoulders quaking very slightly. Her eyes look distant, almost dazed. You feel yourself swell with want, and love, and lust, and no small amount of pride. >[ ] Keep going.>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
>>37908839>[ ] Keep going.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.Not with kids in the room.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
>>37908257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8xtFqDyfI>>37908839>[x] That’s enough, sleepytime.Let's not distract her with sex, we'll have the chat tomorrow
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.She and JJ can bump uglies later.
>>37908839>>[ ] Keep going.
at least tell Laura you love her....
>>37908839>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.It's a tough choice but JJ should put away the lizard peen and get some rest.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime Don't forget to hold hands, though.
>>37908839sleep now, sex later.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.With a "I love you, good night"should be fine.
>>37908839>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.>[ ] Maintain snuggles.
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.JJ such a teaseAnd the whole "good night, tell you about it in the morning"
When will Laura ever discover JJ's elf ears are ...sensitive?
>>37909111Yes, when she initiates this same thing back at us at a later date.
So is the plan to wind Laura up enough that she rapes JJ?
>>37908839>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.JJ unlocks a new power: blueballing
>>37909203>Laura starts planning Operation: Coitus
>>37909231>ear nibbling ensues
>(1/2)>[X] That’s enough, sleepytime.There are a lot of things you want to do right now. It’s not really the time or the place, though, so you nuzzle back down beside her, letting her enjoy the glow leftover by your kiss. Sliding your hand down her arm, you fold one of your big dumb scaly hands around hers, and place one, final peck atop the crown of her head before closing your eyes. “Night.” You whisper. And the next part is kinda difficult, clinging to the sides of your throat in its insistence not to be spoken. But it comes out anyway, quiet and almost slurred, lower even than a murmur. “I love you.” Her head jerks toward you, and you open your eyes, finding yourself looking straight into her brilliant greens. She stares in something very much like disbelief, or shock, or bewilderment. Eventually, in a single, hurried motion, she presses herself closer, burying her face in your shoulder. You feel big, hot tears spreading through your shirt. You stroke her back as the two of you fall off to sleep.
>(2/2)You awaken to the smell of chicken. Your stomach rumbles mournfully.Forcing your eyes open, you take a moment to absorb all the things your brain is telling you. For example, it says you actually met Moon Knight last night, and even managed to get a ride in his extremely sweet car. It says he drugged you with something in the air and dumped you down in an alley with a new phone and a wad of cash. It tells you all this is real, and that you’re going to have to do something about it eventually, but at the moment you’re not really all too inclined to believe your brain. If your brain was any good, you wouldn’t be homeless, right? Laura lies against you, her breath warming your chest. She’s awake – you can tell by the way her eyelids move – but she’s dozing. You lift your arm up to glance at your watch, and she complains in a low, muffled tone, wrapping her arms a little tighter around your midsection. >Present Time: 10:22 AM>Hunger Level: 6You consider moving. You consider going to get some of that tasty tasty chicken. As if prescient somehow to urgings of your stomach, Laura spreads her weight a little further over you, moving her head up your chest, just under your collarbone. >[ ] Uhhhhhh….>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP.>[ ] Write in.
>>37909719>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP."Let's get breakfast first, then we can snuggle all day."
>>37909719>[ ] Uhhhhhh….
>>37909719>>[ ] Uhhhhhh….>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.Whisper "But..chicken..."
>>37909719 We will PICK HER UP AND TAKE HER TO FOOD IF WE HAVE TOO
>>37909650>dropping a premature L-bomb on Laura Whelp, this is going to go south rapidly now.
>>37909719>[ ] Write in."While i really like cuddling, can we eat first? I am starving"
>>37909719>>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.
>>37909781In what way was that premature?
>>37909719>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
>>37909719>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP.
>>37909719>[X] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.As much as JJ wants to stay, we got work to do.
>>37909719>>[ ] Uhhhhhh….>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.JJ a sap for Lauradorable..
>>37909807it isn't only problem is that we just raised a million death flags
>>37909719>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.
>>37909807We've been actually dating for less than a week and Laura still has issues with her emotional conditioning and a privately funded PMC trying to recapture and brainwash her into being their super assassin? I'm not saying there's no history or build up here, just that now that we've made our move we're kind of rushing her a bit.
>>37909860Considering the girl is nigh on unkillable by mundane means, we are more likely to die than her.
>>37909719>>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
>>37909860>is that we just raised a million death flagsFuck off. Crusty isn't cliche.>>37909879Laura is really fucking close to being Devoted to JJ, and vice versa.
>>37909879Yes, but before that we were in a totally-not-relationship for a good month or so. It was all rather unofficial, but not out of the blue.
Why didn't we invest in Frog tongue!>airborne delivery of fresh chicken right to hobodoor
>>37909896i think they were trying to say we rose our own death flag
JJG Jrs when?
>>37909719>[ ] Uhhhhhh….>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.>Oh, darn the luck.
>>37909781Laura's been holding a torch for JJ for like what? 40-60 threads?her husbando just told her he loved her.the alt universe anons in X-23 quest are overjoyed as fuck
>>37910181When JJ's penis stops being barbed and full of unstable semen
>>37910023or lvl 4 optical blasts to draw stuff to our mouth.Quite a horrifying thing to be subjected to if JJ's spasming out
>>37910023Yeah, that's what we'd be using it for.Totally not Laura, nope.
>>37910204How many points do we need for that?
>>37910181well, next Saturday is Valentine's day.......supposed ladies and gentlemen of HMQ, I humbly submit that Laura should get the green peen next thread if the next thread falls on Valentine's day.
>>37910280That's more of a plot point than an optional power buy. That said, Laura's genetics probably have a 20% chance of being able to mostly handle our mess anyway.
>>37910194That would imply Laura is the OC and JJ was on the random roll list.Can you Imagine? A world with an Ultimate/Ultimatum crackbitch lizard?
>>37910300I second this motion.
>>37910300A-at least somebody will get laid then;-;
>>37910268or just use it romantically
>[X] You guess you’re staying here a while.Well, it’s not like you need food to live or anything. You settle down and let yourself drift across the precipice of sleep. In the half-formed flow of dreams that passes under you, you feel as though every movement Laura makes against you is colossal, made of lightyears of aching starry black. You feel as though you’re floating together over the atmosphere of some strange, iridescent world, its continents cut from silver and seas the colour of clear skies. Everything – the suns, the moons, the universe in total – stretches out above you, immense and cold, breathtaking in its enormity. “Did…” Laura’s voice calls you back from the dreamshell. Your eyes blink open, and you see that she’s resting her chin on your chest, her hair falling like a torrent of night across your shirt. A small, difficult expression hangs around her cheekbones, and her eyes remain angled straight down, refusing to look straight into yours. “…Did you mean what you said last night?” You swallow. Your heart stumbles, a taut, almost cornered sensation winding through your chest. “…Yeah.” You say, nodding slowly. She blinks rapidly, her eyes moving from one side of your chest to the other. Eventually, she just hides her face in your shirt. She stays like that for a good minute, her breath forming a growing patch of dampness. When she finally speaks, her voice come out in an awkward, low mumble. “I… is it… can I not say that?” You feel her swallow heavily. You didn’t really think she did stuff like that. “For… for a while?” Smiling, you stroke the back of her head. She tightens up for a moment, her shoulders bunching, before she lets herself fall slack.“That’s fine.”You didn’t exactly expect that to be easy for her. It wasn’t easy for you. She breathes out a long, relieved sigh. >Anything else you want to talk to her about before getting up?
>>37910491Talk about Moon Knight, I guess.
>>37910491>I've got new phone and laser eyes
>>37905645>Khepri AvenueSubtle Worm reference, Crusty.
>>37910491"I love you too."
>>37910491Maybe mention swank new phone?
>>37910491Tell her about Moon Knight and how you/they'll probably have to do shit with him, but also how he could be an ally in wrecking the Jack trade.
>>37910491Nah, we need to do the talk about the loonie knight with the gang too.
>>37910491>>Anything else you want to talk to her about before getting up?What happened last nightThen get up and try to eat some chicken like a normal person.
>>37910491>Moon KnightThen eat.
>>37910542It was a Moon Knight reference, actually. Khepri is an Egyptian solar deity, Khonsu is an Egyptian lunar deity.
>>37910542Khepri is that egyptian guy with scarab for a head
>>37910491Ask her if she ever thought of getting married or if she wants kids
Wait, would the phone duplicate in Layla's hands? can we ddos major internet sites and make our own Layla squad?
>>37910645lets not do that
>>37910491Announce that we are now the Lunar Lizard.>>37910645No thanks.
>>37910645>>37910549Please read again
>>37910656Maybe. I'd rather get Layla trained and equipped with weapons & armor first, 'cause she's basically a one-girl-army.>>37910645GIF related.
>>37910645>Can't say 'i love you'AYY BBY U WANT SUM FUCK?HOW MANY KIDS U GOT IN THAT COOCH MAMA?
>>37910656>Layla squad>Not Lizard SquadI can't even look at you anymore. Hiding post.
>>37910491I got drugged, payed, and may have become the sidekick to one of the scariest people I've ever metHe even gave me a phone
>>37910661>>37910666>>37910672>>37910677>>37910685>>37910687We don't have to make smart decisions all the time, JJ needs to do stupid stuff too. You can't just adhere to the collective on everything, fight the system.
>>37910491>>37910672If we're the Lunar Lizard, could we make her Lunar Lad?
>>37910677>“I… is it… can I not say that?” You feel her swallow heavily. You didn't really think she did stuff like that. “For… for a while?” sounds like an indirect "I love you" to me.maybe you read again
>>37910723Lets just make her Moon Moon.
>>37910723>not Lunar Lady
>>37910723Lunar Lad is JJ's D.
>>37910717we do plenty of stupid things, but that doesnt mean were gonna shit our pants in an attempt to "fight the system"
>>37910685You'd use a 13 year old orphan as a child soldier?
>>37910717>JJ needs to do stupid stuff too.He doesn't need to do stupid shit.Plus that's not stupid, that's socially awkward.
>>37910762>You'd use a 13 year old orphan as a child soldier?She's an oppressed minority that many in this nation hate.She's gonna have to learn to fight at some point.
>>37910645Irrefutable proof that /tg/ isn't good with girls.
>>37910750That would make more senseANNOUNCING our LEGENDARY CRIMEFIGHTING HEROES, the LUNAR LIZARD, and partner, the LUNAR LADY! With the help of the enigmatic MOON KNIGHT, they fight to free their beloved SCAR of the JACK MENACE!
>>37910645I knew it was a joke anon....
Laura's an accident waiting to happen.I think it's time anons learn to reconsider and choose the best path possible - the only path possible.kimura best girl
>>37910687i'd berry my dick so hardwhoever pulled it outwould be recognized as Thor, Champion of Asgard>>37910809She's her own minority anon>you could create a botnet with the computing power of NASA with no financial investmentMy dick could not be literally any more hard.
>>37910886Violently fucking Kimura would be pretty great.
>>37910889I was wondering, does she feel pain from all of her duplicates? if the answer is no than they are far more useful than if yes, as she could use them as honeypots and/or target baiting. (She still could be just demanifesting them against melee attackers but still). You know, she walks them around areas we know the enemy are watching, gets ""kidnapped"" by them, then suddenly de manifests with information, would work exactly once but would fucking work.
>>37910962or she could abuse the hivemind by reading 50 books at same time.
>>37911031Worst migraine ever.
>>37910962>, does she feel pain from all of her duplicates?Read previous threads or look for relevant phrases & answers on 4plebs.
>>37910595Oh... My bad.
You’re not really sure what else to say now – you might not need to say anything, but words having been exchanged now, and any subsequent silence is like a vast, cold expanse, eating into you. So you say this:“I’m Lunar Lizard now, by the way.” “…What?”You tell Laura about Moon Knight – who he is, what he does, how your encounter with him went. You neglect to mention that you spent most of your conversation with the white-clad avenger (lower case, you’re pretty certain he’s not an Avenger avenger) quaking in your boots and drooling all over one side of your coat, because, let’s be honest, nobody needs to know about that. “Do you believe he is a threat?” She asks, her tone slipping back toward the flat, uninflected quiet of your first meeting. You guess this is what she knows. “I’m… I’m not sure.” You’re really not. “He is technically a superhero. I think he wants to kind of help.” “But we shouldn’t trust him.” Laura states, all but finishing your sentence. You weren’t going to say it aloud, but you were thinking it. “I understand.” You stay wrapped up together a little while before, with great reluctance, acknowledging that at some point you will need to get up and go out. Pushing aside the a fabric of your tent, you flinch slightly at the bright morning rays slicing in from outside. The station is quiet save for the low bubbling of the stove the sound of Noriko chopping her way through a pair of tomatoes. She glances up at the two of you as you emerge from your tent, and you definitely see an eyebrow angle its way upwards. She doesn’t say anything about it, though. “Morning.” She grunts. “Y-yeah.” You cough artificially. “Morning.” >[ ] Don’t tell Layla.>[ ] Ask her to keep this quiet in general. >[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.>[ ] Write in.
>>37911173>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911155Worm is cool though anon.I've only read like ten chapters but it's cool.
>>37911173>Ask how things went with YXM. Honestly, I see no reason why dual membership with us and YXM would be an entirely bad idea, I mean YXM are stupid sometimes but they have a set of rules that preclude them doing anything ESPECIALLY stupid that we'd have to oppose them for.
>>37911173Ask how things went with the YXM
>>37911173>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911173>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.Then>[ ] Go to Tabbycat & ask if Laura wants to come with.
>>37911173>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.
>>37911173>>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.Lets minimise how insufferable Layla will inevitably be.
>>37911173>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911173>>[x] Don’t tell Layla.>>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.>>EAT!
>>37911235Because they have a dumb name.
>>37911173>Don’t tell Layla.> Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.> You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.
>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.exchange war stories old tovarichmaybe over some teaWhy do we NEED to go to the Tabbycat, again?
>>37911173>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.Chat and eat then head out to The Tabbycat
>>37911270That jerk Moon Moon has a pretty crap name too but we're considering working with him too.
>>37911173>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.>[ ] Food. With knives and forks.>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911173>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.Also: food
>>37911262Seconded, especially the eating part.>>37911277To get a lead on Silvermane, or get in his good graces by helping find his granddaughter.>>37911292Nah man. He's a knight. Knights are cool.
>>37911173>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911173 >[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911304Whatever, I'm still referring to him as Moon Moon from here on out.
>>37911173>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.>>[ ] Eat.
>>37911211Makes sense that you didn't see it then. Since Kephri doesn't show up until waaay later. Be wary of the time skip.
>>37911292The difference is that he's paying us and he's not naming himself after a terrorist organization.
>>37911304Oh, right, that thing. Maybe the Blonde Phantom has some intel on that.
>>37911390Yeah right, if YXM is a terrorist sympathiser than we are pretty much the osama bin laden of New York City living in an underground cave... wait...
>>37911173>>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>37911173>[ ] Write in.>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.Eat something.
Do we have a plan for what we'll do at the Tabbycat?
>>37911627Say that we've heard his granddaughter is missing and that we want to help them out.
>>37911627Ask Ms.Hardy the details of Mr.Silvermanes daughters kidnapping and go from there?
>>37911627play piano, drink overpriced alcohol, find mobsters, etc?
>>37911627"Soo... how about that Silvermane guy? I hear some kind of crime boss or something."
>>37911627sit down, look inconspicuous, and listen
>>37911698>look inconspicuousI'm sure she has people on the look out for certain persons, JJ being one of them.
>(1/2)>[X] YXM>[X] Eat.“…Don’t tell Layla.” You say, after a moment of thought. “Hah.” Noriko guffaws quietly, dropping a bunch of awkwardly chopped tomatoes into the bubbling water. “Roger that. Though, I don’t see you fooling anyone for long…” Beside you, Laura blinks, watching the exchange with a look of detached curiosity. You guess Layla doesn’t really worry her. You remember when they were most definitely not each other’s favourite people – when Layla first turned up, Laura just about tolerated her presence, and Layla did everything she could do make that harder. Nowadays Layla just doesn’t seem able to phase Laura. “Thanks. Mind putting an extra chicken breast on?” You think, and immediately correct yourself. “Or two? Or four or five?” She glances up at you, her brow rising in amusement. “Man, you eat a shit ton, don’t you?” Chuckling, she reaches for another packet of poultry goodness. “How’d you ever survive out here?” Well, you weren’t always like this, were you?“It’s a mystery.” You say, and leave it at that.
>>37911872didn't kick us out last time
>>37911919I said on the look out. Not the banned list.
>(2/2)You talk about the Young X-Men to pass the time, your eyes rarely straying far from the stove. Apparently, they didn’t really run into anything resembling trouble last night, but they did get to see quite a bit of the Scar. The Young X-Men know about most of the raggedy little groups hunkering down amidst the ruins – who they are, where they generally make camp, that sort of thing. Noriko teamed up with the Muslim girl and Rahne, who she describes as an actually pretty cute little redhead. You guess she has lucid stretches, or something. The footfalls you associate with Rahne are not those of a young girl. “We’re gonna go out again this afternoon.” She notes. “I’ll be wandering around with Victor and someone else, I think.”Cool. Victor seems okay. From the sound of it, they've mostly been rolling out with people you've at least met in passing, which you like.When food is up you try to eat as politely as possible. You actually use your knife and fork, for one, and you do that chewing thing. Still, it’s hard not to just fork up as much chicken as possible, and you end your meal feeling less than satisfied. It’s not that it’s bad, or anything (though Noriko really isn’t the best cook), it’s just… not enough.>Hunger Level: 4>[ ] Head out to the Tabbycat.>[ ] Talk to Noriko about [insert]. >[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.>[ ] Write in.
>>37911958>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.
>>37911958>>[ ] Head out to the Tabbycat.Pick up some burgers to top yourself off JJ.
>>37911958>>[x] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.
>>37911958>[ ] Head out to the Tabbycat.
>>37911958>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.Tabby can be the afternoon mission today. It probably isent open in the morning anyway.
>>37911958>>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.Can we see that arm breaking move again?
>>37911958>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.also make sure to eat a big meal afterwards to encourage muscle growth. were not limited to eating when crusty says to eat
>>37911958>>[X] Head out to the Tabbycat.Maybe grab a bit from a street vendor on the way? We did just about double our funds last night.
>>37911958>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.Habitual training start.
>[x] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.Less of a workout, more of the Spy shit she knows.>and you end your meal feeling less than satisfied. It’s not that it’s bad, or anything, it’s just… not enough.>“Thanks. Mind putting an extra chicken breast on?” You think, and immediately correct yourself. “Or two? Or four or five?” Dosh is temporary but X-Points are forevermystery meat when
>>37911958>[ ] Head out to the Tabbycat.>[ ] Write in.get some fatty food on the way. They got Hardees or five guys in NYC?we need more photo or start druiding it up, hunger is becoming a real problem again...
>get hunger 6 from sleeping>breakfast only shaved 2 points of hunger>LETS SWEAT TO THE OLDIES!
>>37912051This raises a good point, Tabbycat doesn't seem like morning kind of establishment.>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.>Get more food too.>>37911958
>>37912088>spoilerHow about never. Get that genetic instability shit out of here. Chances are it will make JJ more hungry.
>>37911958>>[ ] You can go to the Tabbycat later, get a workout in with Laura.
Man you guys want to put off this plot line as long as humanly possible huh? I mean sure dealing with a mafia boss' kidnapped (daughter I think it was?) is a bit sticky but we did agree to deal with this particular branch of the underworld ourselves. As an aside, we really should splurg a little on a meal to get hunger down to 2 if we can.
>>37912135>dat picGod damn I love living in America some days.
>>37912248We're gonna get involved in a kidnapping case, so we should get more combat experience if shit goes wrong.And it was his granddaughter.
>>37912254There has to be some kind large gimmick meal challenge we can take to our ravenous advantagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKqS3DMIG4Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2dpPKPbrzY
>>37912371If Peter or Gwen or Molly watches Epic Meal Time, then they could end up showing it to JJ after he asks about what reference they just made.
>>37912371Probably too much exposure/press for a homeless mutie.
>>37912248I guess I'm wondering if the Tabbycat would be even open and busy before noon.Didn't seem like the kind of place to have a breakfast menu.
>>37912613>Didn't seem like the kind of place to have a breakfast menu.They make a real mean breakfast burrito.
>>37912613Manhattans have orange juice in them
>[X] Pump it JJ work it move it.Well, you don’t have to leave right now, do you? You can stick around the Scar a bit, maybe get some exercise in, then top yourself up on something greasy and vile on your way out. New York has no shortage of deliriously fatty places to eat at. Burgers, pizzas, fajitas, assorted pastry abominations – they come in all shapes and all sizes, from merely excessive to Giant-Man sized (seriously, that was a thing back when he was popular for a while) to truly stellar in proportions.Turning to Laura (who, to your slight dismay, has insisted on sitting a little further back from the stove than the two of you), you ask her if she’s up for a bit of a workout.“Maybe start a little slower, this time?” She smiles very slightly. Maybe even a little sheepishly.“I would like that.” Telling you to “Have fun”, Noriko waves you off. You’re pretty sure she’s getting the wrong idea, but, eh, she’s not much of a blabbermouth. And she did promise not to tell Layla.You head out into the Scar, Laura keeping an eye out for an appropriate spot. It takes a little longer than before – the snow is thinner now, less viable as a cushion – but soon enough she picks a little dip in the ground some ways east of the station. Rather than starting with an overwhelming beatdown, Laura takes you through a few of the moves she drilled you on way back when you were new to the Scar, before it became Mutantopia. Before any of the really crazy shit started. You kick, punch, and chop at air for a solid hour, moving in step with Laura as she demonstrates how to throw a proper fist in someone’s face or kick the shins out from under dudes. It's all very structured and safe, considering. You don't even find it all that tiring.>Roll me a D20
>>37912643I meant Mimosas
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>37912688
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>37912688washmeroll
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37912688
>>37912711Could be worse.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>37912688
I'm hoping we get bonus modifiers from agility and stuff, unless this is to taskmaster Laura's teachings.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37912732We are not in the clear, I feel it's just the first roll for this one. Don't know why, it just feels that way.
>>37912711>11Double crackbitch JJ, double crackbitch.
>>37912711We never saw the kick coming...
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37912688Pointless roll here, but why not?
>>37912777I am going to guess it is. So I suppose we get like half of the moves down? Pretty mediocre but eh.
>>37912815>>37912859No. 'Cause it's an 11.
>>37912995The entire fate franchise is pure distilled wasted potential.
>(1/2)>>37912711>11The hours slog on. It doesn’t tire you out, but, eventually, it does settle you into a comfortably dull routine. You sweat and your muscles ache, but you feel like you have this constant bulwark inside you, pushing you just a step or two back from the point of total exhaustion. Laura takes you through one sequence, then another, then another, and cycles back. Eventually you stop thinking about putting one foot in front of the other or swinging whichever arm where, and it just happens, your movements seeming to flow naturally from somewhere other than your mind. The sun turns overhead.Laura glances at you occasionally, watching with something approaching concern. Eventually, she grinds to a halt mid-kata, leaving you to complete the set – you do it before you even realize she’s stopped. Not sure whether you should be continuing or, you dunno, taking a break or something, you straighten up, coughing awkwardly. “Something wrong?” She considers that for a moment – a longer moment than you’re entirely comfortable with – before moving to stand side by side with you. “Not exactly…” She lapses into silence for a second, looking you up and down, as if trying to snatch some detail she’s missed from your physique. Eventually, she speaks up once again: “Stand and watch for a moment.” She says, flatly, before a moment’s hesitation enters her step, and she quickly adds a small, quiet “Please.”"Yeah, sure."
>(2/2)Before your eyes, she launches into a complex whirlwind of kicks and punches, starting off with a spinning leap and scything her legs about as she comes down, dropping low to strike a flurry of blows under some imaginary opponent’s guard. The movement ends with a second series of kicks, most of them utilizing the same leg. She stops, breathes, and does it again.And again. And again.And… and again and again and again and...Eventually, she stops, hopping momentarily on the spot to loosen up. She turns her gaze toward you. “Now you.” Uh…“Laura, I’m not sure I can really just”– “Do it, John.” She says, her tone firm.>gimme a second D20>+3 mod
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37913241
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>37913241jj go
>>37913210Fuck yes. Finally Muscle Memory will be known.
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>37913241
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>37913241Oh boy.jpg
Rolled 10 (1d20)h-here I go
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>37913241
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>37913241
>>37913270Thank goodness, that was a close one.
>>37913270Well, we made it most of the way throu the pattern before losing our balance at least.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>37913270Jesus, don't scare me like that guys
Kimura is gonna get her ass handed to her next time she meets us.
>>37913400and then she's gonna admire JJ's spider-man class ass just before she passes out from the pain
>>37913400Crusty did say on his Ask.fm that we could definitely fight her to a standstill.>>37913519He also said she would try to put his ass on her trophy wall.
>>37913400>>37913519>dat terminal optimism.
>>37913590>Crusty did say on his Ask.fm that we could definitely fight her to a standstill.I know. Now it'll be less of an even match, and more of Kimura getting wrecked.
>>37913270>17“Alrighty, then…” Feeling entirely like you’re about to plant your face into the ground, you rub your hands together, steeling yourself. You call to mind your brief, mental image of Laura striking through the air – a blur of slipping, slicing motion, even after she showed you it time after time after time. Man this is going to be awful. You kick off the ground. And… and you find your leg moving almost of its own accord, your weight shifting with purpose that comes naturally and fluidly, as though the wind itself is bending your body to its will, stirring you onwards. You execute the first kick perfectly – absolutely perfectly – before dropping down into a set of punches you rattle off before you even know you’re doing it. You’re not sure you get the end quite right – that stuff she was doing with her leg was pretty complex – but you’re astounded at how easily the gist of it comes to you. It’s over in just over a second, and you realize you’re holding the same stance Laura does at the end of all her sets.You stare down at your hands, eyes bulging in disbelief. “What… what the hell was that?” “You completed the maneuver.” States Laura. “Almost perfectly.” Yeah, you got that. “…How?” She moves beside you, taking up one of the stances from the previous sets. Almost immediately, without even thinking about it, you fall straight into the stance she taught you to take in response. The motion is fast, thoughtless, and perfectly aligned. “I’m not sure.” She admits, straightening up. “It is possible that you have some sort of enhanced muscle memory. Other mutants have exhibited similar powers.”You’re willing to bet they didn’t have claws and scales and eye beams too, though. >Present Time: 13:20 PM>Hunger Level: 5>[ ] Keep training.>[ ] Rest and eat.>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.>[ ] Write in.
>>37913694>[ ] Rest and eat.>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.
>>37913694>>[ ] Rest and eat.>>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.Past noon, lets get going.
>>37913694>[ ] Rest and eat.eat food you prick.pork rindsdouble bacon cheeseburgers with extra mayoCriscoWaffles
>>37913694>[ ] Keep training.
>>37913694>>[ ] Rest and eat.>>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.Now that we know, we can let the nature run its course.
>>37913694>Rest and eat>Tabbiest of catties
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>37913694>[x] Rest and eat.Chocolate for the lady, a cow for JJ
>>37913694>>[ ] Rest and eat.>>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.
>>37913694Will you stay for a double thread, or will the next post be the last for the night? Or will you continue it next time?
>>37913694>>[x] Keep training.
>>37913694>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.>[ ] Head out to the Tabbycat.>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.Something tells me we should go to the Tabbycat.
>>37913694>>[ ] Keep training.
>>37913859Why can't the cat come to JJ?
>>37913902He's not a pussy magnet yet.
>>37913902Because he has no game
>>37913694>>[ ] Rest and eat.If we do head to the Tabbycat, we should remember to clean ourself up first. JJ with eu de workout does not mesh with fancy decor.
>>37913694>[ ] Rest and eat.>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.More eating than resting. Also get something in town instead of using up our supplies at the station. We need to eat a fuck ton.
>>37913902buildings can't walk because Reed won't invent a machine that makes buildings walk and Dr. Doom isn't smart enough to build such a device he's not even a real doctor
>>37913902Because then she might follow us home, and since she works for Silvermane things might get awkward?Speaking of awkward, is it time for us to move the gang to a new location?
>>37913694>[ ] Rest and eat.>[ ] Head to the Tabbycat.Lunch break, then work. We don't want to accidentally devour someone or something.
>>37913953>and Dr. Doom isn't smart enough to build such a device
>>37913955You mean like a location with centralized heating and running water? That may be a good idea. I wonder how long the scar has before agency fucks come to round up the muties for the camps.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>37913953you take that back you son of a bitch
>>37913953The Chrystler Building can after World War Hulk.
>>37913998>Abandoning your fellow muggasTake a look at this flatscan here.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>37913955Well, we could use one of Moonie Moon's hideouts, but it might be considered tacky seeing as how we just met himand he would learn one of our anchors which he could use to exploit usStill, might be worth bringing up to the Gang sometime in the future
>>37913983>>37914034he's too busy hating his intellectual superior Reed Richards to acquire the necessary knowledge >>37914013Latveria State isn't a real school
>[X] Rest and eat.>[X] Head to the Tabbycat.You imagine, as if standing outside your own body, the frenzied blur that you must have been. As you stare down at your hands – your fists – different images, as if scattered in the slipstream of your movements, begin to crowd in on your mind. You imagine Kimura, her face shattered down the middle, tongue slack and corneas detached, one eye tangled madly from its socket, one rolled upwards in ugly, undignified death. You imagine Barracuda with his arm bent awkwardly, teeth smashed from his face, blood drooling from bloated, bruised lips. You imagine Creeper clutching at broken legs. “John?” Laura’s voice calls you back. She stares at you with a curious poise to her stance. “…Yeah?” She steps forward a little, watching your expression closely. “Why are you smiling?” You feel at your mouth. You are smiling. You swallow, and push it all to the back of your mind. It simmers there like a bad – like a great – dream. You have to admit, though. This is pretty immensely cool.“...It’s nothing.” You decide, eventually. Laura furrows her brow, almost too briefly for it to be perceived. You catch it, though. “Wanna get something to eat? I’m starved. Seems like I get hungrier every time one of these new powers pops up.” She nods slowly, and you head out of the Scar.Teeth roll in your imagination. ----------------------------------------------------------->HMQ 104: END>Congratulations! X-Point!>Congratulations! Taskmaster time!>Congratulations! /tg/ showed restraint.
>>37914091Good thread, thanks for running CJ!>X-pointBank that shit
>>37914091thanks for running animal affinity 1 and 2 pls
>>37913859Well, you guys decided on it last time, so I've been keeping the option there so you can pick it when you want to.
Tonight's The NightTaser Hands 2
>>37914091Thanks for running CrustyTime for photosynthesis 3We need it for this hunger.
>>37914049I ain't about abandoning a fellow mugga. I'm all about abandoning the shit out of the hobo life though. If I had been on board earlier I would have suggested trying some social engineering stuff to make the refugees lives more comfortable and shit, but as it is, getting them all the fuck out of there asap seems like the best plan.
Hunger is becoming a problem AGAINPhoto 3 is necessary
>>37914091>>Congratulations! /tg/ showed restraint....the end times are upon us.Wings 3
Bank. The Jew will have his day.
>>37914091Thanks for running Crusty
>>37914091Photo 3 & thanks for running
>>37914091Photo 3Good thread. I'm happy to see Enhanced Muscle Memory getting it's first real work out.
Well, it's been a while since we did this, so how about some RURRRRRRRS? Don't post shit but your vote, just the number, nothing but the number. Anything else means your post is worth rotten crotch. No greentext, no quotes, no nothing, don't post that shit.Anyhow, post>1 for PHOTOSYNTHETIC BIOLOGY>2 for ENHANCED KINESICS>3 for WINGED FLIGHT>4 for OPTICAL FORCE BLASTS>5 for ELECTROSTATIC TOUCH>6 for ANIMAL AFFINITY
Voted 1. Not even a druid, just feel like it's time. I said I'd vote it in eventually anyway.
>>37914434I'm wondering what won.
>>37914434Photo wins, 9-5-2-4-4-11>>37914289>>37914297>>37914302>>37914306>>37914315>>37914331>>37914332>>37914402>>379144192>>37914325>>37914327>>37914389>>37914417>>379144243>>37914303>>379143734>>37914310>>37914329>>37914361>>379143685>>37914309>>37914320>>37914349>>379144046>>37914334
no votes for phasing this time around? feels like xmas without the snow
Photosynthetic Biology wins.>the mystery begins
>My face if we actually wind up going druid.Photosynthetic at 3 I can deal with. But I will vote for literally anything else if it means not going full plant Jesus.
>>37914479max out the photofeed the JJ and can boost powers for a tad
>>37914513Same here anon.
>>37914508>the mystery begins
>>37914508I just don't want JJ to eat people or drain the Tunnel Snakes' funds.>>37914513I'm okay with anything save for Joshua Tree.That's some endgame shit.
>>37914508...we just turned completely neon green, didn't we?
>>37914513I'm not a fan either, but I'm curious why you feel strongly against it.
>>37914513>>37914529boo hoonot apologizing for putting food above karate
>>37914513I've got your back.
>>37914561JJ's a true neon icon.
>>37914508Hey crusty, what powers would make JJ start smelling like roses when combined with photo?
>>37914587>>37914513>>37914529>stop liking something I don't like
>>37914622Who are you quoting?
Y'all are too timid man, get you some of that end game goodness and try and punch the status quo directly in the scrotum. We shouldn't rush it though I agree, but havin the cure to all what ails is bound to have some fun shit pop up because of it.
>>37914570It's primarily because I absolutely want nothing to do with the Joshua Tree. The good that could come from that power would not be worth the massive societal upheaval that would happen if word got out about it. It would be putting everyone close to us in obscene danger.>>37914580Taser hands have come through for JJ so much, anon. Why no love for taser hands?
>>37914640He's inferring, jack ass, and it's not hard to take that opinion given how they're all 'huh huh, yeah, plant jesus/druid is stupid, I got your back bro.'
>>37914640all three of them>>37914667because they think its icky and has cooties.>>37914686strength 3 does melee just fine and THE HUNGER!!!
>>37914513>>37914529Just out of curious, why do anons hate the idea of a druid lizard so much?
>>37914091>You imagine, as if standing outside your own body, the frenzied blur that you must have been. As you stare down at your hands – your fists – different images, as if scattered in the slipstream of your movements, begin to crowd in on your mind. You imagine Kimura, her face shattered down the middle, tongue slack and corneas detached, one eye tangled madly from its socket, one rolled upwards in ugly, undignified death. You imagine Barracuda with his arm bent awkwardly, teeth smashed from his face, blood drooling from bloated, bruised lips. You imagine Creeper clutching at broken legs. Jesus is there anyone in the Green family that isn't psychotic?
>>37914686Oh, so you're a coward then, good to know your afraid of social upheaval and wouldn't try to change the status quo for the chance at something much better
>>37914726Gaby, because she isn't actually related. Wouldn't bet on it though.
>>37914726>Jesus is there anyone in the Green family that isn't psychotic?Our mom maybe?
>>37914726He's finally feeling strong. Important. Powerful.Plus all those guys are asshole, anyway.>>37914742What's your plan for when shit hits the fan?
>>37914698"Stop liking what I don't like." or something with the same/a similar meaning was not said. Stop getting so butthurt over nothing but others dislike of something.
>>37914717I don't want to talk to animals. That is all. I'd rather have Taser hands or optical force blasts.
>>37914618None.Only Joshua Tree adds another scent, and it's not roses.
>>37914717bullshit and things I've heard>it will make JJ a vegan>it will make JJ a hippie>I don't like it>I don't like Joshua treethe last two are fine, personal tastes and all but the first two are hot bullshit
>>37914717Maybe two, three anons are that vocally against it?
>>37914785Tasers next. I can get behind not having to be hungry so much too though.
>>37914742If not wanting to put the people closest to us in extreme peril is cowardice, then I guess I am a coward. The only way I could be persuaded to vote for that power would be if we got JJ and the gang to a point where they could conceivably defend themselves against all-comers. As others have said, it feels more like an end-game power than something to rush into foolishly.
>>37914726Doreen Green, maybe.
>>37914785we already got taser hands and eye lasers silly
>>37914793>Only Joshua Tree adds another scent, and it's not roses.What's the smell?Blueberries? Formaldehyde? Cheez-Whiz?
>>37914821we are already in extreme peril though...>>37914862return the gloves
>>37914836I want to improve them. I truly believe a higher rank optic blast will do wonders against Kimura considering how she is.
>>37914821It's a personal risk, yes, but that's something many activists, doctors, and scientists take when they try to shake up and improve upon the status quo. And I have seen no one suggest Joshua Tree be anything other then an end game scenario
>>37914886Level 4 or Level 5 will fuck her up, if I remember correctly.
>>37914895I didn't realize it smelled like your mama, anon
>>37914836Upgrading Eye Lasers to 4, IIRC, turns them into bargain bin Omega Beams. I'd really like that. I'd also really like Kinesics, because it has so many damn applications outside of combat while also being pretty useful when shit hits the fan.
>>37914925>MyrrhI can't tell if that's a joke or a real answer.
>>37914874>we are already in extreme peril though...There is barely anything extreme with JJ's life compared to what would be.
>>37914874>we are already in extreme peril though...I'm talking "Magneto, SHIELD, various world governments, and an ass load of sentinels on our asses" levels of extreme peril. A mutant who can turn flatscans into mutants and also cure cancer is going to be a hot commodity, for better or for worse.
Do we still have draconic breath?
>>37914946What does your heart tell you, anon?
>>37914976Check the pastebin.
>>37914861Freshly mowed lawn. We start sweating plant juice.
>>37914946It's related to the smell of a tree so maybe serious.>>37914976We voted to have it atrophy I believe.
>>37914920>>37914886more powers/upgrading power means more hunger.My logic is we focus on powers that deal with the drawback of hunger and then super power shopping spree.wings is next on my list after druid and photo (hands free flying so JJ carry the waifu in arms "I can show you the world"
>>37915000It's also one of the things those 3 guys gave to baby Jesus
>>37914990That you're a silly bastard.
>>37914965Yes, but I'd imagine that we'd also get gangbusters backing. Magneto would defend us to fucking death, along with his Brotherhood. Huge swaths of the scientific and medical community would likely flock to support and take samples of JJ's fruits and genetic material. He'd be one of the most revered figures in human history.So yes, huge target, but that has its downsides and its upsides
>>37915024>all dat symbolism Crusty stahp, I was already pro druid and (eventual)Joshua tree
>>37914993That thing ain't even updated half the time
>>37914990It tells me to accept JJ our saviour in my heart>>37914946c'mon anon it ain't that hard
What the hell is the Joshua Tree?
>>37915016I suppose I can understand that. If we get more Photo I won't be that bitter, but I'll still fight every other branch of the druid tree tooth and nail.It helps that most of the other popular choices are things I actually do want to vote for.
>>37915024Dr. Green had a flair for the dramatic (and megalomaniac) alright.
>>37914965lingering threat of mobsters and black ops PMC with the standard marvel citizens sounds like extreme peril to me.
>>37915066Subset path of powers that could turn normal people into mutants and all sorts of other crazy shit.Essentially would make JJ the most valuable mutant on the planet overnight.
>>37915066Ctrl+F the Extrapolative pastebin.
>>37915042And JJ is almost guaranteed to lose all agency when the world burns away and the power that might be try to kill JJ or lock him away to keep him safe.Hyperbole I know, but people will not stop to ask JJ's opinion at that point.
In other words it's "say goodbye to your personal freedom: the power".
>>37914973Well, we'd certainly be threatened with extreme peril, but then we'd also get a lot of support from hundreds if not thousands of mutants and shit.
>>37915116Meant in response to >>37915042
>>37915087You missed this part>compared to
>>37915112Well, yeah, that's why its endgame. We become mutant jesus when no one can touch us or see us, and we can fly at Mach 10
>>37915066Basically our blood can spawn trees whose fruit can give people a significant temporary healing factor, correct genetic disorders AND ACTIVATE LATENT X-GENES. Basically, cure cancer, MS, and everything else while turning people into mutants.I'm mostly amused by this discussion because I support Joshua tree but despise the Druid plan.
>>379150756 measly points and it would be over quickly.green finger has low upkeep don't wanna befriend all the animals or turn the scar into a junglejust want food and animal & plant spies>>37915066the power that would prove Daddy Green's theories right
>>37915185I wonder if by going Druid, we could have the plants selectively grow certain fruits by communicating with it
>>37915255>results in JJ spending all his time arguing with plantsWhile that would be entertaining, I'm perfectly comfortable with just letting them do their own thing.
>>37915197That's the thing that gets me, some anons are always arguing with hyperbole in that we plan on growing a jungle or some kind of a community farm instead of a simple sheltered off area for food, or that Babe the Pig will become our best friend and that means we'll never eat bacon again instead of using the power in select circumstances and not becoming Squirrel Girl. It's ass pants retarded slippery slope logic that I know for a fact wouldn't happen even if we got the powers because anons would screech at us not to let it happen
>>37915314>JJ spends an entire cross over chilling with GROOT. Discussing vagabond philosophy and the best ways to relax when soaking some rays.
>>37915314Well, yeah, me too. I just meant that maybe we could key the Joshua Tree from growing the flatscan antidote and just the cure for cancer
>>37915360>being best bros with Groot, and having intimate conversations with himdammit anon stahp, what are you doing why are you making Druid even more appealing
>>37915360>And how refreshing public fountain water is.
>>37915255>Upheaval caused by the existence of Lizard Jesus results in global war, the destruction of most major landmasses, and widespread flooding. >JJ and countless others die, but his plants remain.>The rarity of the Joshua Fruit increases in this post-apocalyptic world, and without JJ to guide their growth they mutate in unexpected ways.>Many centuries later, the events of One Piece occur.
>>37915360>>37915391>>37915399>implying JJ wouldn't be friends with Groot anyway.
>>37915409Yeah but I imagine Plant Affinity would make it easier
>>37915333Speak for yourself. My endgame is still to found a small mutant colony deep in the savage lands.
just grow food regardless of location and use plants and animals in detective work>aw shit! I gotta find Stilt man!>Hey tree! you see Stilt man!>Naw man! I don't got any eyes>Damn! Hey bird! you see Stilt man!>Shit yeah I saw him! He tall as fuck! He went that way!>fuck yeah! thanks bird!>Bye nigga! Imma vomit food into my babies mouths now!
>>37915368A few threads back Crusty said that granting mutant abilities to flatscans is part and parcel of all the fruits he grows using that power. There is no separating the two.
>>37915409Sure, Groot is awesome, it's just JJ actually understanding what he's saying is a different matter.
>>37915409>not wanting to have real conversations with Groot
>>37915409I posted about the fountain water because it would be a funny convo between them.
>>37915360The idea of use actually hearing speech from Groot when all everyone else is getting is "I am Groot" may actually be the first decent reason to waste our limited remaining x-points on plant linguistics.
>>37915435Yeah, it basically tailors the X-gene to fix whatever's is wrong with the person who consumes the fruit. It's a shame that our stalker isn't more sane and someone we could actually talk to about whatever the fuck is going on with us. It would be interesting to know if the tree made mutations become like JJs, constantly evolving and changing based on stimuli and circumstance.
>>37915512I have no doubt it would both be chill and insightful as fuck.
>>37915406...that makes a great deal more sense than it should.
I say we improve a few more powers then go and get some tree
You stupid fucks are going to ruin this quest with all your Joshua Tree and Druid bullshit, and I am going to violently vote against you even if it means I have to samefag the vote behind several proxies.
>>37915647first we set up to deal with the HUNGERthats where the photo and druid come inthen bulk up the JJ with gud fiten' powersthen tree
>>37915727that's the stupidest shit ever.we can deal with the hunger by going to mcdonalds, we don't need to become the tree and speak to fucking rabbits.
>>37915703>I don't like this!>I'm going to ruin the quest!maybe its time to stop posting anon
>>37915703Guess the other camp will just have to samefag back then. I don't care about talking to animals or trees mind you, but I'd probably back the tree idea.
>>37915764just eat all the McDonalds food in one sitting? and just gather all that attention?THAT is the stupidest shit ever
>>37915727Photo deals with the hunger just fine. Besides, JJ needs meat more than he needs veggies. He's a growing carnivore, after all.
only redeeming feature about the stupid fucking tree route is giving laura the wood
>>37915764That eats up money.Sunlight doesn't.
>>37915764Thank fuck someone sees the light, lets hope we're enough in keeping these assholes from ruining the quest
>>37915805This is America, eating 15 McDoubles wouldn't even be slightly out of the ordinary.Especially when compared with, say, being a goddamn tree that's budding fruit.
>>37915764Photo is independent of druid, and has a shit tone of peripheral uses alongside it.
>>37915847...what the fuck are you talking about, anon? We're not going to become Groot or a sentient treant you doofus, we can just grow plants faster
>>37915812>>37915844food is food mugga.>>37915847stop being mad over people liking something you don't like. and you weak ass hyperbole is not dissuading me in the slightest
>Daily reminder Druid is a stupid fucking powerset
>>37915847no one is turning into a tree you silly billy.read the gosh darn pastebins
we can always bank and see how well this level of photo deals with the hunger, if it works then great get more OFB, Taserhands, and wings.If not get more photo
>>37915900>I don't like it, so its dumb
>>37915932>posting stupid meme shit to back your argumentGo die in a fire
>>37915932Actually, it's dumb because it's shittier. It literally offers us nothing.
so there's going to be active shitposters just bitching about some powerset and using borderline troll logic to talk shit about it?how nostalgic..