>>37923742
Go downstairs and eat pizza, then get fit with Claire and Eri while Mia draws

And now I need to sleep, fuck your retarded sleep cycle and timezone Chuckles.

>>37923742
When in doubt, get /fit/.

>>37923770
sentinel plz

>>37923742
Get /fit/.

>>37923742
Eat, then go to clinic and get checked for STD's, and stuff.

>>37923786
He went to bed hours ago.

>>37923742
Masturbate. Danny hasn't done that in ages

>>37923855
Because he doesn't need to...

So I realized something. Claire is based off Chie who is the Chariot Arcana. And Wheel Claire is a chariot. Let that sink in.

>>37923873
No idea what any of that means or how its relevant at all

>>37923873
What are you getting at?

>>37923957
That chuckles planned it from the beginning

>>37923972
I don't really see how you come to that conclusion, but okay.

"Well. When in doubt, go get fit." I shrug, standing and clambering my way down to the basement.

Surprisingly, I find Mike in here for once, staring around at the machinery, unsure of what to do. "Hey dude." I grunt, strolling past him to the treadmill. "Getting fit?"

"Thinking about it." He mumbles, he pats his stomach as I start up a jog, "Maybe.... I dunno. Do you think that Lily would like guys with abs?"

"Well, she fell for you, so she's probably alright without them." I grin at him.

He scowls at me, "You know I still have a troop of murder bots in the house right?"

I make a placating gesture, "Relax dude, it was a joke."

>Join me
>Probably not your thing
>Other

>>37923873
Chuckles knew we wouldnt trust a talking cat with a magical girl because of meta knowledge
cats name is MT
we all thought MT was EMPTY

MTis actually MetaTextual

>>37924016
>Join me
No harm in giving it a try.

>>37924016
>Try if you want

>>37924036
>we all thought MT was EMPTY
We did?

>>37924016
>Join me
Talk to him about maybe worrying if the robots feel jealousy. Like in all seriousness that's a likely scenario.

>>37924016
>>Join me

You should probably get something for muscle pain afterwards, ice bags, or paper jelly (chilli paper cream thing idk in English), otherwise you gonna give up quickly. This is a investment. Also don't overdo in begging.

>>37924016
Reminder that you're a colossal faggot.

But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.

>>37924131
pepper* beginning*

I just gonna go sign up for english classes now.

"Join in then dude, take a spin on the exercise bike or something." I point over to it, almost losing my balance in the process.

He mounts up on the old bike Claire stripped the wheels off and starts pedalling, the chain clanking loudly. "So... any problems with drunk Mum?" He asks.

I just grunt non-committally, trying to ignore thinking about it for now, "Not now dude, I'm getting in the zone."

I dedicate myself to the run, puffing as I come off a few minutes later, switching to the leg press. Ten sets later, I tell Mike to go switch to the bench press, moving to spot him.

He struggles on forty kilos. God damn our family is weedy. I reach down, helping him finish the last of his set, racking the bar as he slides out, staggering to the couch.

I go for a bit longer, benching on my own now, as Mike tries to avoid sitting on any of the couch stains, peering into the workshop he'd been building his prototypes in.

I finish up myself with another run for a cooldown, wiping the sweat off my face, I find Mike, now standing in the workshop.

"This was.... fun I guess." He mumbles, heading for stares, "Thanks for the help."

>What do?

>>37924239
"So about your robots. Are you sure they're cool with you being with another girl?"

>>37924239
>See what everyone else is doing

>>37924239
Talk about Mom and her lunacy.

>>37924239
go and wake Rosa up with her third dicking of the day

>>37924239
You want some ice, or pepper cream for the upcoming muscle pain?
Also do some stretches or something, while cooling down.

What are your taughts on those electric training machines? You might make one that does the abb thing for you, while not feeling like you got punched in the gut all the time.

>Make some small talk with Mike.

>>37924239
>explain problems about drunk Mum

Guess I should talk about it at some point then. "Hey Mike.... Wait up. You wanted to know about Mum right?"

He turns, shrugging, "Sure, I guess? Why, who's she bitching about now? Was it me again?"

I rub my arm a little awkwardly, "Well you see... I think I know the reason why she treats us like she does."

He laughs bitterly, "Yeah, I'm sure it's suuuuper valid. That witch practically made me incapable of talking to other human beings."

I grimace, "Yeah, but... she thinks we should all be normal and keep our head down because she wasn't and the government came and brain wiped her." Mikes' eyes widen at that, complaints dying on his tongue. "Eight years, eighteen to twenty six. Just a year before Eri was born."

"Holy shit." Is all he manages, leaning against apost, "That's.... fucked."

I nod. "It doesn't excuse the shit she does, but still...."

Mike nods slowly, staring at the floor. "Yeah I guess. Poor Dad too." We stand in silence for a moment, before Mike turns, "Well that's sad and all, but I'm behind on work again." His words are back to calm and collected in a shockingly short space. "Good night."

The door squeaks open as I hear him walk upstairs, I emerge into the ground floor hallway, hearing the TV blaring in the background, the shower running and music blaring through the floor above, coming from Eri's room by the sound of it.

>What do?

>>37924499
What song is it?

If it's shit, go dick rosa. If it's bearable, use it as a cover to dick Eri.

>>37924499
go sleep.

>>37924499
>Watch TV

>>37924499
Ask Eri, if she wants to do some humiliation/voyeurism role play on Rosa.

>>37924499
Go bug your sister.

By which I mean dick her.

I slip upstairs, entering Eri's room without knocking, hit full bore by the blast of Jpop, assaulting my ears.

Eri's facing away from the door, not even noticing my entrance, as she taps away at her laptop, speakers pounding the high pitched vocals at me as I sneak closer.

I sneak up behind her, bending to lean over her in her seat, wrapping my arms loosely around her shoulders. She half jumps out of her seat, slapping her laptop so the speaker cable flies loose, bringing merciful silence to the room.

"Oh- hey." She startles, as the music is restricted to her laptop speaker now. "Ummm, kinda busy at the moment, I got a twenty page assignment due in a couple weeks and I'm only three in."

I shake her a little, kissing the top of her head "That's laaaame, don't you wanna spend some time with your li'l bro?"

She chews her lip, eyes flitting between the laptop and me.

>Write in

>>37924722
We probably shouldn't distract her. Promise her a reward when she's finished.

>>37924722
Well good luck with your schoolwork, come to me, if you need a break.
then
>go check on others.

>>37924722
Tell her we should talk when she has time. Then go see what Claire is up to.

>>37924722
"What's the topic? You can read it back to me and I'll tell you if it's nerdy enough."

I kiss her forehead again, "Well, come see me if you want a study break. I'd be happy to oblige."

She smirks at that, bashing the back of her head into my stomach softly, before reopening her laptop. "I'll... use headphones, sorry about the music."

I shut the door with a smile, turning to look around. Where the hell's Claire gotten to? Well she did have practice.... so the showers' probably a good bet.

I let myself into the bathroom, sitting atop the counter top, as Claire sings like a yowling cat, thinking she's alone. "Aaaaannnnnd Iiiiiiiieeeeiiiiieeeeeiiiiiii will alwaaaaaayssss looooove youuuuooooouuuuuuuuouuu."

Halfway between amused and in pain, I clutch my ears as steam slowly thickens in the room, Claire having forgotten to turn the fan on or open a window.

My glasses begin to fog, so I shift them to the counter as well, blinking through the steam. God damn, having cold water her whole life must've given her a fucked desire for hot water.

"Sup nerd?" I hear her call through the steam. I can barely make out the shape of her head, poking around the corner of the door. "Is this shower head detachable? Because if so, I have a fun idea."

I shake my head, "Not ours..... But I think Rosa's fuckhuge shower has several."

"O~ooooh" She giggles. "Oh well, you comin' in then?"

>In more ways then one
>I can wait
>Just checking in, I'mma go see....

>>37924722
Yeah, okay, don't sabotage her schoolwork. Tell her we learned part of why mom is so messed up, let her know, then let her go back to her assignment.

>>37924910
>>In more ways then one

>>37924910
>Yes

>>37924910
>In more ways then one

>>37924910
"Not looking forward to getting my dick melted, but if you turn down the heat a bit maybe."

>>37924910
>>I can wait

>>37924910
>In more than one way

>>37924957
Stop being weak. If you can't take the heat get out of the shower

>>37924957
>doesn't have their shower water as hot as possible

>>37924910
>In more ways then one

>>37924910
You know what, We could go by the santehnic store, and get detachable shower head.

Or we can attach rubber tube to the faucet, if you want?

Should be easy enough.

>>37924910

>>37925036
Samefagging but come on we must hear/do the Claire's fun idea. You guys are giving up too fast.

"In more ways then one." I grin, shooting her finger guns.

"Fuckin' loser." She laughs, retreating backwards. I strip, tossing my clothes to the floor, as I head for the stall, stepping inside and- OH JESUS FUCK IT'S LIKE SWIMMING ON THE SUN!

I leap away from the water, nursing the seared flesh, hissing in pain.

"Stop being a pussy and climb in." Claire giggles, I can barely make it out, but across the stall I can see her leaning against the wall, speading her legs.

"Can we at least turn it down from flesh melting to volcano heat please?" I ask, nursing my side still.

Claire reaches up cranking the hot water off, blasting me with cold water this time. I yelp, diving closer to her to avoid it, giving her time to wrap her arms about me.

"Hey lllllover boy." She croons, kissing me on the cheek, "Want me to kiss the burns down here better?" She asked, cupping my bulge.

"Well, actually I wasn't burned ther-" I'm interrupted by Claire kneeling, licking all the way along my shaft, "Ohhhh right."

She laughs a little as she takes me in her mouth, the vibrations contracting her throat around me pleasantly.

She grabs my balls, fondling them while she's down there, as she corkscrews her mouth up and down my meat.

"Fuck Claire, right there." I groan, grabbing the back of her head and pushing myself even deeper.

She gags ever so slightly, pulling back, causing me to groan as she pulls all the way off, I make make out the strings of saliva and precum between her lips and my head, stark against the swirling steam, as she looks up at me, staring into my eyes.

"This ain't fair, I want something too." She whines, her hand on my balls moving to slowly stroke my shaft, keeping me close.

>Too bad, stick it back in her mouth
>Other

>>37925094
cum on her face and tits

>>37925094
>Turn around Clair

>>37925094
She swallows, we get her off from her ass.

>>37925094
"You're gonna get a shower in your shower." Cum on her face, aim for her hair.

>>37925094
Tell her to stand up then we get on our knees

>>37925094
>butt stuff
And by butt stuff I mean stuff her butt

>>37925094
>69?

>>37925094
"Stand up, put your hands on the wall, and spread your legs and stick your ass out."
Use the shower to clean out her ass and stick our tongue in.

>>37925228
This.

>"Stand up, put your hands on the wall, and spread your legs and stick your ass out."
Use the shower to clean out her ass and stick our tongue in.

>>37925235
>Use our tongue to clean out her ass and stick the shower in.

>>37925228
No, we don't have a detachable shower head.

>>37925263
It could work, if we get her against the wall opposite the showerhead.

>>37925263
Use faucet, or improvise, then? Worst case we can rince it by hand, or get a douche.

Or just lift Claire.

>>37925263
We can bring her to the shower faucet, then.

>>37925263
pool water in our hands/mouth, splash generously on the area to clean.

>>37925333
That's hardly effective.

"Too late." I tell her with a wink, pounding into her hand a few times, groaning with release as I shower her with cum.

I get it all over her face, chest and hair, as Claire just rolls her eyes, pumping me with resignation as I spill my seed on her.

She pulls her hand away as I finally stop leaking cum, sniffing it, then sampling the taste. "Hmmm, getting better." She smacks her lips a little as she tatses some more. "Remind me to buy you a pineapple. Well, a second one, the first one's going in your ass for ruining my hair."

She stands to move the shower head back down, cranking the heat as she steps into it, cleaning herself off.

I dim the heat a little and step in behind her, slipping a finger in her mouth. "Wha- tha-?" I pull it out and slip it downwards, easing the finger into her unsuspecting asshole. "Fnnnk! God damn, warn a girl before you do that." She winces, spreading her legs a little more, a smile slowly spreading over her face.

I pump the finger inside her, fucking into her, closing to my eyes and just listening to her moan, as she leans against a wall, my free hand roaming her chest, groping and pinching.

"It's different. She mumbles between moans, "But it kicks ass. Put another one in me."

>Put another finger in
>Other

>>37925416
>Put another finger in

>>37925416
>>Put another finger in

Ask if she wants her ass licked out.

>>37925416
Put In the D

>>37925416
>Other
Stick our tongue in.

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>>37925416
>"Too late."
Fuck.
>Put another finger in

>>37925416
>Fisting Intensifies

>>37925445
>Ask if she wants her ass licked out.
>ask
Just do it!

I slip another finger in, curling them slightly inwards, I push, rubbing against the muscles of her cunt, when I feel her own fingers sliding upwards.

We both finger her together, as Claire scrunches her neck, shoulders tensing, as I croon nothings in her ear. She raises to her tiptoes, movements growing erratic, as I push her over the finish line, fingering her to completion as she moans into the wall, the noise bouncing off the tiles, echoing around us.

"Fuuuuuuuuckk me!" She slurs as I slowly pull out, the water streaming cleaning away the fluids we'd both left on each other, draining away. "Nothing like a good ol buttreaming, eh?" She grins, patting my cheek. "Not tonight... but remind Mia to ask about Clarence paying a visit, I had fun that day." She rolls out from under me, finally shutting the water off, "Gone get me some Dani booty."

She strolls away through the mist, until I fumble for a window, letting it out into the night air. I redress clumsily, shoving my glasses back on, Claire insists I wash my hands before I kiss and stroll out into the hallway. "Well, I'm going to bed, you?"

I can still hear the TV coming from downstairs, as I fight back a yawn, considering.

>What do

>>37925739
>Go tell Mia we're going to bed.

>>37925739
Do some schoolwork, if we have any.Otherwise- go to bed.

>>37925739
Go retrieve the Mai. She has school tomorrow.

>>37925739
Cute cuddle times?

>>37925739
Ask Mia if she wants to come to bed.

>>37925739
>Clarence
>Dani

Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

"Hang on, I'll grab Mia." I dash through the house, down to the living room, finding curled up on the couch, asleep, the TV playing reruns of shitty old sitcoms.

I shut the TV off, before I lean down, trying not to wake her, I scoop her up, lifting her gently into a bridal carry.

She jolts awake about halfway to the stairs, blinking and grumbling. She looks up, and without a word, curls into my chest,tucking her head into my armpit to block out the lights.

I shut them off, as I climb the stairs, apologising for the shaking, as I head upwards. I back in through my door, softly kicking it shut behind me, I gently place Mia down next to Claire, who kisses the shorter girls shoulder.

She looks up at me with a toothy smile, "No room four on here chum." She tells me, indicating the lack of space left on the bed

>Squeeze in, I can do it
>Take the couch
>Other

>>37925984
>Take the couch

>>37925984
>Squeeze in, I can do it

>>37925984
>Squeeze in, I can do it
It's my bed,i can have a harem fantasy on It if I want to.

>>37925984
>>Take the couch

I better get a wake up blowjob for my noble sacrifice.

>>37925984
>>Take the couch

>>37925984
crash in eris room

>>37925984
Check Eri's bed.

>>37925984
>Keep our beloved sister awake all night.

>>37926228
oh this

>>37925984
>Take the couch

Guys, tomorrow can we check on Avery?

She looked pretty damn out of it, and if one of those Counterstrike wannabee faggots raped her before Claire got a chance to, then we need to blast them all into a crater.

>>37925984
>Take the couch
Pout on our way there

>>37926296
I suppose we should talk to her.

I just shrug, "Guess I can find somewhere else to crash then." I take my school bag with me and head to Eri's, letting myself in.

She's nodding her head along to some music, as I dump my stuff by the door, collapsing onto her bed.

She nearly falls out of her chair when she hears her bedsprings squeaking, whipping around to stare at me. "Why are you in here again?" She asks.

"Because my other girlfriends are taking up my bed among themselves."

"What bitches. She turns back around. "Well this is gonna take a while. G'night."

>Sleep time
>Other?

>>37925984
> These faggots who want a cold, uncomfortable couch instead of the warm and inviting embrace of our sister
> Let's go to Eri's room.

>>37926338
>Sleep time

>>37926338
>>Sleep time

Unless schoolwork?

>>37926338
>Sleep time

>>37926338
>>Sleep time
G'luck sis, if you need help let me know.

>>37926373
What are we gonna help with. We are barely average in out classes

We should ask if Eri has strap on(/ other sex toys) we could borrow, for double penetration time and stuff.

>>37926382
We can bring her some tea, or something?

>>37926338
>"Well, if you finish up and want a reward for your hard work, feel free to wake me up. I'll definitely get up for my beautiful onee-chan. In more ways than one"

>>37926338
>Other
Text Avery, ask her if she's okay.

>>37926421
> Someone's clearly not okay
> Text them to see if they are

>>37926338
Go to sleep, wake up to invisEri sleepfucking us

"Night sis." I crawl under her blankets, making a note to complain about how much more comfortable her mattress is than mine to Mum and Dad.

She just grunts around a pen she's holding in her mouth, tapping away at her laptop still.

I'm shaken awake by Eri clambering into bed, dark circles under her eyes. "Whoops. Sorry." She whispers, lying down to face. "Didn't mean to wake you. Go back to sleep."

But I can't, once I'm awake, I'm up for good. Groaning, I glance at her clock, four in the god damn AM. Shit. I look back to Eri, staring her in the eye and give her a whining groan.

"You chose to sleep here." She shrugs. "Night. Again." She leans forwards to kiss me on the lips, brushing ever so lightly against my crotch, before she pulls away, closing her eyes.

I huff, arms crossed, failing to get back to sleep.

>What do?

>>37926547
Continue trying to go to sleep. No reason to keep Eri up.

>>37926547
The easiest way to fall asleep is by daydreaming. Lay there and think about what kinda cool shit you could do if you had powers instead of dispensed them.

>>37926547
Just go to sleep. If you can't go drink some water or take a leak, then go back to sleep

>>37926547
Think some trying to get drowsy.

>>37926547
Stick your morning wood in her. Enjoy sleep fucking.

>>37926547
>Go outside and call Avery.

>>37926620
four in the god damn AM

It can wait till the real morning.

>>37926547
It's a comfortable mattress. Go the fuck to sleep.

>>37926610
Also forgot to mention this, but this is prime time for sleep fucking, or awakening someone by eating her out.
We are wasting a great chance by doing anything else.

>>37926633
Why? It's almost dawn, and I don't think she even sleeps.

>>37926661
That's rape, and she needs to get some sleep.

>>37926692
>4chan
Caring about what is rape.

U what m8?

+We got consent for sex.

>>37926724
But she just got to sleep, doing it now would be just incredibly rude.

>>37926759
We got like 2 more girls next doors then?

>>37926724
Both of us need sleep. She has work tomorrow and we have school. Let's just cuddle for tonight unless she initiates something.

>>37926785
3, and they're also sleeping.

I roll onto my back, trying to daydream myself back to real sleep. I try to imagine what it would be like if I got a real superpower, rather than being slutty battery, thinking about what I'd do with invisibility ot a super brain like my siblings got.

At some point I drift off to sleep, the next time I open my eyes, Eri's curled into me, her head resting on my arm, legs intertwined with mine. We both groan, as my alarm pounds our ears, screaming at us to wake up.

Eri reaches for it, fingers scrabbling at my pocket violently

Blinking I pull it out and shut it off, as Eri whines, jamming her eyes shut tight again.

I move to stand, but Eri pushes a hand to my chest, "No, stay. You're my pillow now." I try to slowly inch out from under her, but she wraps all her limbs around me tight. "You stay until I get up for class."

If I recall, she doesn't even get up til midday on Tuesdays, the lazy bitch.

>What do?

>>37926821
"I need to get to school."

>>37926821
Apologise, and tell her you gotta go.

Note to buy/get her a body pillow for birthday/occasion.

>>37926821
Do pervy things to her.

>>37926821
"Biiiiiitch." Then slide out of bed.

>>37926821
School, sorry. Get some rest you've earned it, weeb.

>>37926821
use a pillow to replace yourself as you slide out of Eri's grasp.

>>37926821
Molest her. Then go to school.

>>37926821
Stay. School can fuck off, or the girls can rescue us from the incestopus.

Also, reminder: We never mentioned our meeting with Drunk Dave to Mia. Seems like something we should do soon, before we come off as negligent. Well, more so.

"Gotta get to school. Sorry." I try to wrestle free of her vice grip, rolling to a stand, only to find her, sleepily groanin, clinging to me like a baby koala, hanging off my side.

"Nnnnoooo. Pill-ow." She whines. "If you stay I'll show you around uni? You can go to big boy school and we can laugh at those bitches who say I'm a loser virgin."

She tries to buck against my waist, nearly upsetting my balance and toppling me back to the bed.

A few rapid knocks sound on the door, "Later Danny!" I hear Claire call from the hallway, three sets of feet descending the stairs.

"See? They can take a day off. You're mine." Eri's struggling to cling to me now, keeping herself up with her out of proportion wiry strength.

>Write in

>>37927107
Well fine, remain with sister.

>>37927107
"I don't think saying you had sex with your little brother will make you look cool"

>>37927107
Try to convince our sister to let us go to school.

>>37927107
Stay, but tease her so she can't sleep.

>>37927107
>"I don't think saying you had sex with your little brother will make you look cool"

Molest her till she lets us go.

>>37927107
"Sorry sis, I'll make it up to you later. Besides, being seen with me won't do your social credit any good."
Give her a kiss and extricate ourselves.
We need to go to school and check on Avery.

Also we need to tone down any obvious power use we were doing before. The Registration Act is in full force in this country and we don't want to get swept up in it.

>>37927107
>buck against my waist
When did our sister get so lewd?

Looks like we're going to big boy school.

>>37927107
Cuddle sister.

and grope sister.

>>37927107
Stick with Eri, I guess.

>>37927107
"I don't think taking me with you to uni is a very good idea."

>>37927107
Stay with Eri

>>37927107
Tell her we'll stay if she convinces us.

>>37927107
Try to get out. We really, really need to get to school.

sticking with eri wins

I concede, "Fine, I'll stay... but you have to convince me."

"Mrrhrmm." She grunts, letting go of me and flopping down to the bed again, lying spread eagled. "How's about this. I try to go to sleep and you get to do whatever you want in my room for the next few hours."

I start to respond, before her head hits the pillow, eyes barely open, she winks, before shutting them. "Clock's ticking."

>Go rifle through her yuri shit
>Look at her laptop history
>Other?

>>37927392
>Look at her laptop history

>>37927392
>Look at her laptop history

We should text everyone and let them know our decision. Meet for a meal out after school if schedules align.

Also:

Tell Mia about Dave
Ask Rosa about the Mr. Miller thing.
Check on Avery (mainly because she has our salvage)
Text Christmas Cake so she doesn't feel neglected.

>>37927392
>Look at her laptop history

>>37927392
Ow come on she is asking to be sleep fucked guys.

>>37927392
>Laptop history
Then
>Give her the D

>>37927392
Grab a hairbrush, brush hair, while telling some shitty fairytale. When bored, switch to >>37927471 .

>>37927392
>Look at her laptop history
This is the best way to find out what she's into.

>>37927392
Check laptop history, if we see anything like sleep sex, then we ducked while she pretends to sleep.

I grin to myself, jumping over her bed and sitting at her desk. I open her laptop, taking a wild stab at the password 'YuriLVR69' for a laugh. Wait, what? That fucking worked?

I turn to Eri, preparing to laugh at her again, only to find her dead asleep, her shirt riding up over her belly button.

I turn back to the laptop and start scrolling through her history, starting at a couple of weeks ago, at her most recent clearing.

'Porntube search: brother sister'
'Porntube search: brother sister real'
'Porntube search; bratty little brother' "Bratty? Bitch." I call over my shoulder.
'Porntube search: brother sister dominate girl'
'Porntube search: brother sister tender'
'Porntube search: tomboy lesbian'
'Porntube search: rich girl lesbian'
'Porntube search: artsy lesbian' "Good lord, she's been jerking it to all of us."

I scroll up a little further, finding a site for custom made dildos, pictures of her girls from her university saved to hard drive, all littered amonsgt stuff she researched for school.

Among the stuff she looked up last night, I find one last one, buried under a pile of links.
'Porntube search: brother sister tag team sluts'

I laugh a little, clearing the suspect links from her history for her, as I put it back into sleep mode looking around the room for something else to do.

>Write in

>>37927972
>Go rifle through her yuri shit

>>37927972
>Look for her sex toy stash.
then
>Sleep sex?

Also lock the door before doing that.

>>37927972
>Go rifle through her yuri shit
may as well

>>37927972
>Porntube search: brother sister tag team sluts'
That'd be the hypest wwe team

>Play shitty flash games on her laptop

>>37927972
Molest her in her sleep.

>>37927972
>Go rifle through her yuri shit

>>37928113
>>37928052
That's technically rape

>>37928132
You're technically rape.

>>37928140
I technically raped your mum

>>37928158
your mum technically raped me.

>>37928132
So? I like rape. Also-

Girl tells you to do whatever you want, and winks at you, and has agreed to have sex with you.

Its rape guys!

>>37927972
Technically rape Eri.

>>37928185
Just because she asked for it doesn't mean she wants it. Fact.

>>37928225
Tumblr plz.

>>37928225
Feminist SJW detected.

>>37928225
Technically everything is rape if we can't understand the concept of things

>>37927972
Dick her in her sleep without waking her. Let her rouse later with a cream filling.

>>37928282
B-but anon, that's technical! You can't do that!

>>37927972
> Get on /tg/ and see if any good quests are on.

sorry was breifly kill

technically illegal acts ahoy

>>37928549
Then post in that quest saying that the character should go on /tg/ and see if any good quests are on.

Also Danny's taste is hella shit. He probably sticks to /a/, /v/, and /b/

>>37928580
I think the technically illegal act is overridden by the properly illegal act of fucking your sister.

>>37928580
Isn't incest illegal anyway? I think whether or not it's rape is the lesser issue here.

>>37928591
danny seems like the kinda guy who'd say he goes on r9k ironically to laugh at them, but occasionally finds their arguments really swaying

>>37928600
I don't think it's overridden technically.

>>37928623
>>37928600
incest can be slapped with 20 years in jail in chuckles state

then again it was taken over by fantasy mech japan so it might be fine

>>37928679
Now they just give you a medal.

>>37928669
ur mum was technically overridden

>>37928703
I overrided your mum all last night

>>37928638
And then he'd shitpost about his three girlfriends, horny christmas cake, and incestuous sister, just to watch all the replies

I shrug, kicking my clothes off again, already sporting a half chub from reading Eri's history, I sit atop the bed, trying to avoid making it squeak, I lean up and pull the booty shorts she insists are pajamas down.

She mumbles something weakly and I freeze, waiting for her to stop, before spreading her legs wider, giving me enough space to kneel between them.

I gently apply a hand to her clit, slowly rotating it, trying to work her up before I enter her.

She moans a little, tossing her head about, as I dip a finger into her, testing if she's ready.

With a grin I slightly lift her hips, exposing her slit more, as I push forward into her. She moans, mumbling something incorherent, her head flopping to the side as a streak of drool laces down her chin.

I slowly thrust in and out, trying to time it just right so that I can wake at the oppurtune moment.

I start to build her up, brushing a hand against her chest through her shirt, bringing a limp leg up and kissing her calf, slowly circling her clit with my thumb.

She's starting to toss and turn now, she'll be awake soon. I speed up, thrusting deeper into her, pulling away the light touches I'd been giving her.

She whines as my hand leaves her chest, eyelids fluttering, but I keep my thumb on her clit, speeding up my work, as the quiet sound of our pelvises slapping together sounds through the room.

I can see it now, she bites her lip, fingers twitching. "Daannnny?" she slurs, coming out of dream, I make a mad dash for the finish line, leaning down, I pinch her nipple and clit, before making a final few thrusts. Then she cums, her folds tightening around me like a glove, skintight and slick.

Her eyes shoot open, as a throaty moan rips through her body, shaking all the way up from her hips. "Hhhhholleee shiiiiit"

She blinks, eyes opening properly, "Fu-haha-huck me." She glances down at me, which I take as my cue, releasing the tension I'd been holding back, emptying my load deep in her.

(cont)

>>37929067
Fuck I hope she has the morning after pill

>>37929107
She's on the pill, she told us this before.

She purrs in delight, laying a hand over her pubes, tracing the warm feeling of my essence emptying into her

"Holy shit dude. I didn't mean fuck me in my sleep!" She tells me, before leaning up, lightly punching me in the shoulder. "But maybe I will from now on."

Without even meaning to time it like that, seconds later her phone alarm springs to life, blaring some more shitty jpop.

She glances up at me, reaching down and slowly pulling my dick out of her, biting her lip as she savours every last inch. "Time for class." She grins. "Should I clean up, orrrr....?" She grabs her booty shorts, twirling them around her finger, "Maybe I could walk around like this, all day?"

>Clean up
>Don't

>Go to her classes
>"I really have to get to school now"

>>37929163
>Clean up

>"I really have to get to school now"

>>37929163
>>Clean up
With our tongue.

It will get crusty and gross soon, might as well show her how much we love her.

>>37929163
>Go to her classes

>>37929163
>Naw, leave it.
>Go to class with ger

>>37929163
>Clean up
>"I really have to get to school now"

>>37929163
>Don't
>Go to her classes

>>37929163
>Don't
>Go to her classes

>>37929163
>Go to her classes
>Don't

uni with messy eri wins

>>37929239
>>37929285
>>37929307
>>37929393
Do you wan't to get caught?

>>37929472
Well, unless they DNA test it, they won't catch us specifically.

>>37929393
Fucking retards, that probably samefag.

Guys lets go to uni, so Eri can tell ewryone she is fucking her brother.

>>37929508
Eri isn't going to tell anyone that, chill out.

>>37929490
They can't prove anything without a DNA test, put it is pretty much the most suspicious thing ever.

>>37929508
Dumbfuck, they just have to see her being cuddly with a guy. These aren't her friends we're talking about here, and if they stop fucking with her about being a friendless bitch, and eventually find out Danny's her brother? "I just wanted you guys off my back, so Danny helped me fool you."

At least TRY not to be a mongoloid retard.

>>37929528
She doesn't have to, if she doesn't clean up.

>>37929570
Ah yes, when all those girls at uni inspect her vagina, they will uncover the truth.

>>37929584
Better aSk her to check her schedule and see if it's vagina inspection day.

>>37929608
But what if it's a surprise vagina check? The government does those, right?

>>37929624
Probably.

>>37929624
It was surprise vagina check day in your moms bed last night

>>37929584
Yes, I'm sure it's going to be completely unnoticable otherwise.

"I think you should leave it." I tell her, resting back on my laurels, catching my breath. All the exercise in the world isn't gonna keep my stamina up after fucking 4 times in sixteen hours.

Eri tosses me my clothes from the floor, slipping the booty shorts on before any of my cum can leak out.

"You ready to see how uni students are just as petty and childish as highschoolers?" She asks with a grin.

"Boy, am I!" I tell her, mock enthusiasm filling my voice.

Eri leans forward kissing me, "Alright, I'll make sure the coast is clear, just in case." She ducks out into the hall, before beckoning me after her, checking the kitchen before urging me after her, sprinting out the door.

We continue running down the street, just in case, until we slump for a rest at Eri's bus stop, which thankfully arrives quickly. We clamber on, sitting in a seat by the middle door. "You wanna wander around campus while I'm in my lecture? They might not notice you, you could probably sneak in."

I shrug, "I dunno, figure it out later."

The ride is longer than I thought, crossing the river, the bus skirts a huge crater blown in it, smoke still rising fresh from the gaping drop to the river below.

Eri nudges me, getting the bus to stop, we pile out, Eri leading me towards the law building. She links her fingers in mine as we get closer to her lecture hall, spotting some girls and nodding at them. "Psst, that's them. Kiss me!"

"Hey Ericunt!" One calls to her, waving enthusiastically. She winces at the name, I remember her telling me about it ages ago, but it's something else watching her practically shrink away from an insult.

"Who's that? Your beard?" A red head calls.

>What do?

>>37929677
There has been a record number of "your mom" posts in today's thread.

>>37929706
"Oh, real clever. I mean, really? I've heard better insults from day-time Korean game shows. Eri, are these wastes of government handouts seriously students here and not from some nearby home for the mentally challenged?"

>>37929706
"Yes. Clearly you have seen me as I am. A walking, talking beard!" Mockingly

"Jesus, I thought University was supposed to lead to people getting smarter, not retarded."

>>37929706
"Hey, just because your stepdad can't hold hands with you in public, don't be jealous."

Then kiss Eri.

Alternately, "Hey! ...shut up."

>>37929706
"Beard... really?"

>>37929880
>>37929800
a 'beard' is a fake partner that helps a gay person pretend to be straight

>>37929706
Stop. Lean down, pick up rocks, throw it at them

>>37929917
Huh. The more you know then.

>Capcha is beer
Lovely

>>37929706
>Kiss the Eri

>>37929706
Ask Eri who these carpetmunchers are as they are pushing their fantasies out into the open, then kiss her

"Man I thought university was supposed to make people smarter, not turn them into dribbling retards."

Their jaws collectively drop at that.

They drop even harder as I turn, grabbing her by the back of the neck, pulling her into a passionate kiss, slipping my tongue into her mouth.

I'm dimly aware of Eri flipping them off, even as she shuts her eyes, moaning into the kiss.

"Miss Speltin? If you don't mind, this is a place of learning, not some jumped up orgy house." Eri jumps away from me, clearing a path for a guy in his thirties, a university lecturer that screams, 'I want to hang out with my students' Flannel shirt? Check. Horn rimmed black glasses, check. Thin black tie with an undone top button? Check.

The girls who'd been yelling at Eri collectively giggle as he wanders into the room, quickly following after him.

Eri just sighs, "Well, class time. What're you gonna do? Doubt you wanna listen to two hours of Vigilante Law and processing. The whole unit' a farce anyway, fuckers run about the city whenever they want."

God I'd rather kill myself then listen to that.

>Write in

>>37930168
Well you wrote it chuckles.
>kill myself

>>37930168
Guess I'll go grab a snack and find somewhere to relax. Know any good spots?

>>37930183
Seconding this.

>>37930168
>kill myself
Duh

>Look around campus for departments that might be interesting

>>37930168
Go wander around campus.

>>37930168
Nah, we better not mess with Eri's classes.

Wander around the campus a bit, check out the admin offices of the different colleges, see what they've got on their corkboards.

>>37930208
This. Go explore. While doing so, >>37927444

>>37930168
>>kill myself

also
>>37927444
Check on Avery and stuff.

>>37930168
Right check on Avery. Phone call or text

>>37930251
They're all at school, probably.

>>37930251
I have reservations about getting Mr. Miller a job using his powers.
They're a reminder of what caused him to lose his wife, and that he's under constant watch by the government.

>>37930382
>implying teenagers don't text in class

I shrug, "Nah, guess I'll wonder around campus for a while. No anywhere to get something good to eat?"

She taps her chin, "Oh, in the library, the cafe sells the best/worst abomination mankind ever called food. It's a crumbed chicken sausage, filled with cheese, and it's like fifteen centimetres." She grins, "If you eat the whole thing without retching, they give your cash back. No one's ever done it."

I just stare at her. "Christ, how are you not morbidly obese."

She slaps me in the chest lightly, fishing in her bag. "I dunnoo, the kebab shops bretty gud. Here, this'll get you a discount, students union." She hands me her student ID. "Just tell em you had gender reassignment, every staff on campus is shit scared of discrimination suits."

I thank her, following a campus map to the kebab shop, hungrily tearing into it, as I wander about the campus, checking out the different schools. Nothings grabbed me by the time I finish, so I take a seat, pulling my phone out and texting Avery. "You okay from Sunday? Seemed pretty beat up."

It takes a few minutes, before. 'Fine, don't reply, Oniz is looking for phones now.' I shrug, going to put it away, when I get a call, Avery. "I'm in the bathroom, what you want? And where the hell're you? Your rapey girlfriend had her hands all over me at lunch."

>Write in

>>37930452
Still, may not be the best time for those particular things.

>>37930499
Whats the plot with Avery again? Blow stuff up and what?

>>37930387
That's why I proposed it the way I did a few threads ago: He's already tlworking to suppress them, so my thought is he's learned his lessons about villainy. If we can find a way to use the powers-dampening alloy in a way to suppress his powers day-to-day (weaving it into a body stocking, sewing chunks of it into hos clothes, mqking gauntlets, whatever) then he can lead a reasonably normal life. Plus, maybe getting to use his power for something constructive might help him feel like he has a purpose/reason to live/whatever, and improve his relationship with Clair. Besides, he's spent years as a useless drunk (assuming he's not just really, really secretive avout mercenary work or whatever), so having him able to contribute is better for everyone anyway. Government's happy because he's contained and off the dole, he's happy because he can be a decent father, the Michone's get a one-man demolituons crew who leaves no debris to spend money cleaning up...

>>37930499
"Decided I wanted to see what all the big hoohaa was about continued education at Eri's uni.

So far not really impressed with what I have seen though."

>>37930499
"Eri dragged me to the uni, did you get any powers?"

>>37930499
"I'm honestly worried for you. You're a friend, and you helped me out and helped my sis, so aside from taking a bullet for you, I want to help you.
" I'm at my sister's uni campus, helping her get back at some bitches that were causing her problems.
"So, seriously, you alright? Aside from being molested by Claire, I mean."

>>37930499
I am at the uni, doing waiting for class to end. Sorry about Claire she has high libido. If it bothers you too much, get one of those water bottle sprays and spray her with it.
You want to hang out after school?

We should hang out with Marie. We haven't for some time. I miss my Christmas cake

>>37930699
I want to as well, fellow cake-lover. Spend time with her in her apartment, having her walk around nude for us, with a collar on, and suckling on her breasts as she plays with our cock and balls, gently coming as we fall asleep together

But Marie's the hardest one to be able to spend time with, because we have to be very careful to keep our relationship secret.

"I got dragged to my sisters' uni. Not gonna lie, high education isn't grabbing me. Foods nice though." Avery laughs a little at that, "Seriously though, I was worried about you, you're my friend. You're alright?"

She grunts non-committally. "Yeah fine, other than getting fondled through most of my sandwich."

"Yeah, sorry about her, feel free to spray her with a spray bottle or something."

Avery giggles again at that. "Hey, you doing anything after you get out of hipster hell?"

>Nah, wanna hang?
>"Sorry, I'm busy." (what do?

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?
Unless you are planning to storm in someones house again. I am kinda liability, if we do that again.

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?
"This time without gamblin, nudity, and ultra violence?"

>>37930924
>Nah, wanna hang?
Though later, after school is over for the day, we should meet up with Ms. Gutla to take a look at where the Video Game Club is going to be meeting and find a safe place to make out and get her to orgasm a few times.

>>37931069
Hey now, let's not rule out nudity.

"Nah, wanna hang?"

There's a silence I assume she's shrugging in. "Sure. Meet me at my place, I can finally fence that shit for you."

"Neat, catcha later." I hang up, wandering back to Eri's building catching as she's exiting class, hair tied back in a ponytail now. "Yo, I'm gonna head off. That cool?"

She shrugs, "Sure, you pissed off the cuntessas for me." I hand her ID back, and she leans up to peck me on the cheek. "Later, brrrr.....illiant lover." A few of the girls walking past retch at her, but she ignores them with a smile.

I fist bump her, before heading out on foot, Avery's factory isn't to far, so I make it there before her, squeezing through the give the chain over the gates allows.

I sit on her cough, waiting for her to show up, I pass the time watching shitty day time game shows.

"Oh, you're here." Her bag lands next to me. "Breaking and entering much?"

I gesture around, "Squatting much?"

She laughs at that, rolling over the back of the couch and lighting a cigarette. "You're a bad influence you know. Made me ditch school early." She rattles her cigarette box at me, "Smoke?"

I wave it away. "Nah."

She gestures around, "Well, we got all afternoon, what you wanna do?"

>Write in

>>37931292
Let's fence those power tools. We can do more when we've got money.

>>37931292
What kind of stuff you like to do?
Besides the whole napalm all the assholes thing.

>>37931292
Talk about what happened after we made a tactical withdrawal.

>>37931292
>I sit on her cough
Is that a new word for a shitty, fucked-up couch, Chuckles?

>>37931380
>Napalm
>Not Chlorine Trifluoride
Do you even Fluorine fire?

>>37931292
experiment is supapowa

>>37931460
She used napalm though.

>>37930168
Why didn't Eri spontaneously develope a new superpower here?

>>37931292
>sit on her cough
I knew avery had a smoking problem but that's ridiculous.

>I dunno wanna catch a movie. I got 50 bucks yesterday so I can afford tickets and a small popcorn

>>37931552
Cause we enhance natural abilities which came out as her invisibility. Eri is only good at hiding herself from other people and this her only power is that.

"Sooooo.... did anything wacky happen after I ran off the other day? Start shooting lightning or anything?" I ask.

She just shrugs, "Nah. Just a regular old shoot out. I think I took a bit more of a beating than usual coming out of it, but no."

I stop myself growling in annoyance a little at that. "That sucks."

She nods, taking a long drag of her cigarette. "Yeah, lightning hands would be helpful. Except against that one guy who shot lightning. No idea what that'd do." She pats her hip, "Sides, if I get lightning hands, I can't fire Mildred here anymore. Fry the bullets in my hand."

"Mildred?" I scoff.

She unholsters the handgun, spinning it around a funger. "Shut your mouth unless you want a kiss from Mildred sometime soon."

"Anyone ever suggested you have anger management issues?" I ask.

"Mostly people with bullets in their guts." She smirks back, reholstering the weapon.

>Write in

>>37931724
Ask her what kind of stuff she likes/dislikes.
What movies she likes?
What gender she likes?
Does she likes hugs?
Does she likes games, and what kind of games?

>>37931724
"Wanna teach me how to fire a gun. Promise I won't flinch everytime I pull the trigger"

>>37931724
>Ow, edgy.

>>37931724
So any other significant others like Mildred I should be ware of?

>>37931724
"so, the power tools."

>>37931724
"So, what about fencing those power tools?"

>tfw we never got drawfags character portraits

I hiss in pain, grabbing my hand. "OW! Edgy. Should we get on with fencing the power tools then?"

She smirks, "Yeah I spose, I know a guy who works at Mishone Corp, who'll take 'em for five large."

I nod, "I'll take five grand. Fuck yeah."

She raises a brow at that, "Will you now? Because I think you promised me half."

I shrug, "I'll take two and a half as well, still more money than I've ever seen."

She nods slowly. "Yeah.... just in case. Here, take this." She rummages under a couch cushion, taking another handgun and handing it to me, with a holster. "Put that on when we get there. Just a precaution."

"What?" I ask, looking at her incredulously.

"Just security, show that we're operating from a position of power." She waves it in my face.

>Write in

>>37932117
Yeah, I've never used these, I'm just as likely to shoot myself in the foot by accident as not.,

>>37932117
Can you give me some instructions how to use it?

I am kinda pussy.

>>37932117
Doesn't it show that we're operating from a position of questionable legality?

>>37932117
How about you take two! Twice the power! I'll push the cart of tools.

>>37932117
"This deal is going to go south and we're going to take everything that isn't nailed down, got it."

>>37932117
"Can you at least tell me how to use one?
"Also, we need to hide my face; I'm kind of known around there."

Guys, we're known around the Mishone corporation because Mr. Mishone will want to have tabs kept on us.
We need to make sure that we're not recognized.

>>37932484
Yea, would be good thing to not be known as the "salvaged" weapons vendor to Rosas father.

Chuckles go to bed.

>>37932543
We're selling power tools.

>>37932585
To a fence, without receipt.

>>37932613
They're still not weapons though.

"Orrrrr, how about you take two and I push the wheelbarrow?" I ask, pushing the weapon away.

Avery just sighs, "Whatever. Get pushing." She jerks her thumb at the cart, dropping her cigarette and grinding it out. "Just so you know... they're also more like... freelancers, ones who have ties to the Mishones.

The walk isn't long, a bunch of guys in tank tops are waiting for us in an abandoned street. I notice Avery scanning the windows of the buildings above us. "We're good. I think."

She holds up a hand for me to stop a few metres away from them. "You got the money?"

"Why doesn't your friend be a kind old chap and wheel us the tools first." One wearing a pink tank top suggests.

Avery looks to me, nodding. I grunt a little as I lift it, walking forward to the guys. The one in pink smirks, running his eyes up me. "Well aren't you just a lovely little tart. I think I'll have you. Toby, be a dear and grab the boy for me."

"Wha-" Is all I can manage, before I get sucker punched, right in the gut, the guy in a green tank top spinning me around and slapping a ziplock of my wrists, pulling tight.

"My thanks, dear girl. I assume he comes as part of the agreement? I will be using him as a tool after all." The man in pink smirks, tossing a briefcase to Avery.

I see Avery go for her gun, before a concentrated burst of fire sends it skittering into the street. "I wouldn't, my dead girl. Choffrey, get the tools for me." The man in pink strides forward, one hand flaming the other, normal one patting Avery's cheek. "You've earned a favour my dear. Not many can claim to have The Dicksperado's favour. Be happy."

Avery cracks her neck, staring up into his eyes, "Alright, I'll call in the favour. I want my friend back." The 'Dicksperado' chortles at that.

"Afraid not. Tah tahhh."

I'm shoved forward by Toby, turning to glance at Avery.

"Fucking run!" I see her mouth.

>What do?

>>37932652
Fucking run, duh.

>>37932652
Fucking run.

>>37932652
>Fucking run

Possibly kick/knee Toby in balls, if we can, but that is not priority.

>>37932652
Oh hell.

RUN! FUCKING RUUUUN!

>>37932652
Remain stationary.

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>>37932652
Hoboy, I know where this is going.

>Run like fuck.

>>37932652
Hold L+R, you fucking tard!

>>37932652
Chuck, was it really too much to ask that we actually could get some money? We have 3 or 5 girlfriends, depending on how you count it.

Next chapter: Coma returns: The revolution.

90% chance of cliffhanger passing out and waking up in hospital crippled, or in coma.

Also when running try to make sure Avery has clear shot to the guys chasing us.

She can probably 360 quick scope them.

>>37932977
>90% chance of cliffhanger passing out and waking up in hospital crippled, or in coma.
With a ruptured colon.

I spin, kicking Toby in the dick and tear ass back towards Avery. She grins, drawing her second pistol and firing at the men now.

"Bullets? Hurt The Dicksperado? I think not." His laughter is smug, as his entire body is enveloped in flame, his clothes turning to tatters as Toby and Choffrey back away. The flames subside, Avery's bullets puddles of liquid steel at his feet, leaving behind only the Dicksperado, dressed in a banana hammock with the word 'Juicy!' written on- Oh god my eyes."

Avery fires a few more times, but the bullets all melt away, the concrete at his feet bubbling and melting as he walks forward.

"Well. Fuck it. We got our money. FUCKING BAIL!" She stoops, grabs the case and turns tail, springing down the street.

It takes me a few seconds, but I tear ass after her, struggling against the zip tie. "Run along kiddies. The Dicksperado knows where you hiiiiide!" I hear over my shoulder, the last word a triumphant trill.

>END OF EPISODE 40

[spoilers] ha, comas, what kinda hack writer would fall back on that amirite? [/spoilers]

>>37933047
fucking way to use spoilers chuckles

>>37933047
You didn't become a hack writer. You were born with it.. molded by it.

>>37933047
Jesus fuck what is this nonsense.

>>37933069
Australia's tasteful depiction of homosexuals.

>>37933047
Its [Spoiler][/spoiler] Chuckles minutes the capital S in the first one. Or you could highlight and control s. Thanks for running.

>>37933047
Thanks, Chuck

>>37933047
What the flying fuck is the Dicksperado?
Is he like a dick gunslinguer?
Or a semen shooter?
Maybe a cock thrower?
Or a super action pew pew penis wielder?

>>37933047
I half wanted us to stay, just to see the look on Dicksperado's face when he tries to ransom us to the mishones and Mr Mishone just shrugs and says that with us gone, he doesn't have to worry about the newspapers reporting his daughter and us having an orgy in the middle of the street.

>>37933167
>Implying the Dicksperado wanted to ransom us.

Dude he wanted to take us to his sex dungeon, did you miss that?

>>37933162
yes

>>37933047
>Fire powers

So one might say that the Dicksperado is...

Flaming.

>>37933233
Chuckles already made that pun.

It's not funny anymore.

Is it the same Dicksperado?
>Name: Dicksperado
>Colour: Rainbow or Black, pick one.
>Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
>Reputation: -5
>Fluff: A flamboyantly gay bandit. Noone really knows where he came from, but that black Zoro-esque outfit he wears leaves little doubt about his sexuality. He hasn't really killed anyone, but is wanted for vandalism, assault, armed robbery, assault, and public nudity. His targets don't seem to be particularly good or evil, but he hasn't been caught yet. Which is surprising...you'd think a mildly-reputable thief running around the city with a black mask, a black cap, high-heeled black-leather boots and no pants would be somewhat obvious...
Health: Healthy
Resources: None
Mundane: None
Superhuman: Heat Mode. Your intense hot blooded heat can melt metals and ignite wood, whilst only leaving you with a thin shimmer of steam and sweat.
Bonuses: Flaming. You are so blatantly flaming and stereotypical that you are literally too hot to touch. You gain the Superhuman power of Heat Mode. Your intense hot blooded heat can melt metals and ignite wood, whilst only leaving you with a thin shimmer of steam and sweat.

>>37933269
Obviously not.

This one wears a tank top.

>>37933269
this one wears a banana hammock

>>37933368
Or he just has yellow, weird looking penis.

>>37933196
So he is a schlong sniper?
Wang commando?
Rod vanguard?
Johnson heaver?
Weiner propeller?

>>37933424
yes

anyhoo, can someone archive, I gotta archive

Just reminding everyone that instead of being hunted down by Stonewall Riots from 3ps, we could have been enjoying Eri's pussy all day at uni.

>>37933445
Well, if you gotta archive it, feel free. We won't stop you.

>>37933446
Doesn't matter, got cash.

>>37933446
Meh, I like Dicksperado more than Eri. He has more character, and better dressing style.

>>37933475
Are you saying that Eri should apply the D to Danny and Dani?

>>37933446
A small price to pay if we move a step closer to sticking it in Avery's butt while we jack her off.

chuckles is sleep, someone gonna archive? im posting from phone

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>>37933475
>better dressing style
You got that right. This dude has straight up class.

>>37933475
Eri has character, she sits somewhere kinda between Danny and Claire, Dannys acerbic assholeness with Claires blatant agression piled on top,