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LAST TIME(s) ON QUEST QUEST
>You are Gartendo, a bard that specializes in songs about people named Brad!
>You and your party (An orc, an elf, and a skeleton) find out about an ancient staff called the "Appello" that can change the name of anyone!
>You've retrieved an ancient orb from the Goblin King who says it unlocks an ancient tomb!

AND NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATE
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>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37377232/
>Episode 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37465789/
>Episode 4
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37533810/
>Episode 5
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37640157/
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>>37975556
It 's back, woo!
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You stand in the middle of a forest, a burned down fortress behind you smelling of roasted goblin. Probably something totally unrelated as to what you did.

Anyways, you hold in your hand a strange orb that glows blue in your hand and feels warm to the touch!
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>>37975605
"Hey..."
B'raed says, peeking over at the stone
"Somethings goin' on with that thing."

And they're right! Something IS going on?
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>>37975624
Examine the orb.
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>>37975624
A red fog begins to swirl in the middle of the orb. And in the middle of that fog, you see an ethereal arrow form and point in a direction in front of you.

What could it mean?! IS IT A COMPASS POINTING TO SOMETHING?
I dunno, probably.

What do you do??
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>>37975653
The color is red, and red is bad. It must be pointing to danger!
We should make sure to NOT go wherever it points.
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>>37975653
GO UP
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>>37975653
Use compass to find ruin and get mad loot.
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>>37975701
You fool, that way leads ruin!
>>37975778
And not the good kind of ruin!
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>>37975653
FOLLOW ARROW
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SHIT SHIT PS CRASHED GIMMIE A SEC
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>>37975895
>>37975805
>>37975778
Your eyes follow where the arrow is pointing to and you notice through a break in the bushes that something is off about that wall....
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>>37976206
Elves know about plants, right? Is that racist? Whatever. Is that stuff gonna try to strangle us to death if we head on through?

There's a bunch of still-smoldering town bits we could clear it out with, if that's what things come to.
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>>37976206
Find the secret chest!
>>37976268
Is it bad I thought of vine rape when I saw your comment? Like, I dunno why. Not even horny.
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>>37976206
Set bushes on fire!
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Also, Narrator, are you going to put the link to the thread on Twitter?
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>>37976206
>>37975605
>>37975624
>>37975653
>>37976206
I love you OP with the burning fury of a thousand suns
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>>37976206
FUck yeah Quest Quest!
Look up to what the vines are connected to.
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>>37976785
Indeed
>>37976206
Btw way are you okay ?
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>>37977071
See >>37975575
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>>37976268
You ask B'raed to see what their elf eyes can see. With a short eye roll, B'raed walks off over to the opening of the cave.
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>>37977071
Literally the first post that isnt the original you fucknut
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B'raed examines it closely, using every elf skill about detecting all things nefarious at their disposal.
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>>37977139
And with a thumbs up, you're given the all good. Looks like you're just being paranoid.
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>>37977164
Allright lets head in Watch for pitfalls.
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>>37977139
>>37977164
No vine monster?
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>>37977164
Better just walk on i-
Wait. Oh! You look shocked. Even, horrified? As do Orc-Brad and Skeleton! What on earth...
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>>37977247
OOOOOOH! Thats what you see. A giant venus fly trap-like creature slowly approaching B'raed from above.

That's unfortunate.

WHAT DO?
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>>37977271
SAVE WAIFU
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>>37977271
uh B'raed above you run? Also toss rock at vine
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>>37977271
Skeleton is super-effective vs nature!
buff skeleton and send her to battle, with orcbrad as support!
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>>37977271
SING SONG FOR VINE BRAD !
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>>37977271
Scream "tentacle monster"!

Send skelly to pluck elf-Brad from the creature's grip. She can't do lewd stuff and has no flesh for the trap to eat so she should be immune.
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>>37977271
Sing to Brad vine
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>>37977271
SING A SONG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf8kvZxH_UU
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>>37977271
SAVE ELFTRAP, KILL FLYTRAP
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>>37977271
Trap monsters? On my trap elf?
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>>37977271
Call in Ackbar. This shit is his specialty.
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>>37977164
>Looks like you're just being paranoid.
Further paranoia dictates that the cave itself is a decoy like we're doing the Tomb of goddamn Horrors, and the entrance the orb is pointing toward is actually somewhere overhead after climbing the vines.

>>37977319
>Scream "tentacle monster"!
Maybe a little disingenuous, but it's the thing that's most likely to get her to get out of the way on short notice, so it might very well work.
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>>37977344
>>37977347
B'raed does not have a penis.
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>>37977319
>>37977379
Techniclly speaking, a venus flytrap IS a 'tentacle monster'. Just not the kind that rapes.
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>>37977305
Modifying: let Orcbrad use skeleton as weapon. buff both by going METAL AS FUCK
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>>37977271
I WARNED YOU. I SAID THE ARROW POINTED TO DANGER

>>37977385
That's some hardcore denial.
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>>37977417
this
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>>37977417
The creature grabs B'raed, quick as anything you've ever seen! No matter how hard they struggle, B'raed is caught!
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You quickly look at Orc-Brad and you both nod in understanding. He runs over and grabs Skeleton...
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>>37977847
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37977907
>>37977878
(Bardic) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37977878
AND ORC BRAD JUST PICKS UP SKELETON AND RUNS FULL FORCE AT THE PLANT!

YOU SING A SONG AS HE RUNS AWAY

WHAT SONG DO YOU SING?! WHAT DOES IT DO?! WHAT WILL HE DO?!
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>>37978073
Go go power rangers!
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>>37978073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
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>>37978073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E
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>>37978073
>WHAT SONG DO YOU SING?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
>WHAT DOES IT DO?!
WRECK SHIT UP
>WHAT WILL HE DO?!
WRECK SHIT UP
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>>37978073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfPx75NV-Pk
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>>37978073
Seconding >>37978153, Queen has availed us in the past.
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>>37978175
Causes OrcBrad and Skelly to combine into a super powerful orc-skeleton.
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>>37978213
A skeletorc?
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>>37978271
Orkeleton
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>>37978271
NYAH
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>>37978153
>>37978203
Queen on metal as fuck and with a skeleton as weapon? let's start dethroning gods after the test run
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>>37978271
>"Ork-Brad, we must activate... SKELETORK!"
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>>37978338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
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>>37978488
I vote we sing this song.
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>>37978488
You sing a fantastic ballad of the legend of skeleton man, from days of yore! Suddenly, Orc Brad and Skeleton disappear in an explosion of smoke...
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>>37978845
AND IN THEIR PLACE IS THIS MAGNIFICENT THING. It seems that Skeleton and Orc-Brad have merged into some sort of Metabeing!
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>>37978912
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>>37978845
beautiful
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>>37978912
The Skeletorc runs full speed toward the creature holding B'raed, it's skeletorc fists clenched!
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>>37978912
Oh gods, what horror have we wrought.
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>>37978973
And it punches the plant so hard, B'raed flies right off screen! The creature makes a terrible hiss as The Skeletorc's fist sinks down into its sickly green tissue!
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>>37978983
You know this means that Orc Brad has been in Skeleton before us.
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>>37979053
Now, how do we unmerge them?
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>>37979053
Gartendo grabs elf-brad as she falls. We carry her like a princess to the nearest body of water to wash the digestive juices out of hair.
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>>37978983
I know... it.. is beautiful. Skeletork...!
Gentlemen, we created something for the ages
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>>37979053
I'll back >>37979119 but change the pronouns to male.
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>>37979119
this
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>>37979164
Orc-brad referred to her as a girl. I think that's what elf-Brad wants.
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>>37979164
No need for rudeness.
>>37979119
Fourthing.
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>>37979119
>implying anything Gartendo does won't fly in his face
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>>37979230
>>37979242
>Missing the joke
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>>37979292
Uh... I d-don't get it?
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>>37979292
The joke is.. that she has a penis?
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>>37979372
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>>37979372
>>37979292
Looks we have to do a second president test!
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The creature lay dead and defeated on the ground, The Skeletorc stranding triumphant over it.

Shit thats cool yo
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>>37979464
Bad idea, as I'm not in the mood to get punched.
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I believe our trap elf is really a reverse trap trap
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>>37979587
How does skelly feel about having orc-Brad in her pelvis?
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>>37979587
Ask why he has a visible bulge.
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>>37979119
You grab B'raed out of the air, her cloak flying off in the process and cradle in your arms like a pretty princess.

+10 smoof points to you, ma man.

WHAT DO?
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>>37979665
First, find out what became of her cloak. Second, let her down gently.
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>>37979665
Stare into her eyes and smirk.
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>>37979665
Squeeze the butt

just a lil
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>>37979665
Clearly visible tits. She's a grill.
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>>37979665
>Spin and use the momentum to have her kick Skeleton off of Gnakgnak.
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>>37979730
Seconding

BARDIC WAAYS
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>>37979665
looks like Gartendo is copping a feel right there.
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>>37979730
See >>37979621

>>37979665
Give her a smile.
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>>37979665
Avoid incoming punch
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>>37979793
With half-lidded eyes.
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>>37979793
>>37979864
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>>37979739
Nah, traps can totally have A-cups.
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>>37979665
Give her a wink and your best smile.
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>>37979739
It's like you never been on the internet.
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>>37979864
That is not how you romance the trap.
>>37979793
This is though.
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>>37979947
>>37979751
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>>37979665
Be a gentlebrad and >>37979793
COMMENCING trapromance
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>>37979730
YOU CAN'T DENY YOU'RE A BARD, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

With breathtaking skill, you work those buns as if your life depended on it. It does look rather relaxing
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>>37980495
THAT'S NOT JUST A LITTLE BIT!
I'm not angry though.
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>>37980495
No you fool, we were supposed to take it slow! Just a smile!
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>>37980495
What where we doing anyway?

What about the tunnel? What about skelly and the orc?
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>>37980495
and in one fell swoop, your ass is kicked hard into the cave beyond the vines. But something was different about this beating... it seemed... lighter than usual? And with a hint of hesitation!

You might be getting to B'raed yet, kid.

Anyways, you're in the cave. WHAT DO?
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>>37980551
Recover and look around.
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>>37980551
Well, good enough. We'll have to work on that later.
First, we need to examine our surroundings.
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>>37980551
Check out the acoustics, and follow the echoes.
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>>37980551
>Cast light
>look around
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>>37980551
>LOOK
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>>37980551
Use singing for ecolocation. Create a mental map.

What do you mean bards can't ecolocate?
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>>37980573
>>37980604
>>37980606
Sight's for yellow bellies.
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>>37980551
Follow the arrow!

But before that, gather your party. Dungeon adventure time! Check your fifty feet of rope and ten feet poles, iron rations, climbing gear, water flasks, backacks, tents, torches, flint, tinder, compass, mapping tools....

wait, I don't think we have any of that stuff.
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>>37980681
Let's just use the orb as a proxy tool.
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>>37980638
So, >>37980583 and >>37980635?
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>>37980551
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>>37980711
Nah, two of those are mine. That's why I didn't link >>37980638
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>>37980766
Uh? >>37980635 was me??
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>>37980809
Yeah, and >>37980583 and >>37980638 were me.
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>>37980859
Ah...?
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You look around and immediately see a large door in front of you, covered in runes and with a spherical indent in the middle of the door.
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Your team forms behind you as the orb vibrates in your hand!

What do you do?!
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>>37980999
Yo skelebrad You ok?
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>>37980999
have Skelebrad put orb in door
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>>37980999
PUT OUR DICK IN THE DOOR
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>>37980999
A) Put orb in indent.

B) Put dick in indent.
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>>37980999
touch the door
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>>37980999
Sweet trips brah

Press the vibrator against elf Brad's crotchNeed to test how much he likes us
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http://strawpoll.me/3613168

GETCHER HOT OPINIONS HERE
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>>37980999
Put dick in door. If that fails, put in the orb.
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>>37980999
Use the orb in indentation.

Hey skeletork are you eating properly? I can kind of see you skull.
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>>37980999
Use our bald head to open the door!
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>>37981040
>>37981039
The hivemind.
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Brb, gonna make the concept of Mighty Morphin' Skeletork into money
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>>37981057
Poor OrcBrad :c
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Who's the bigger Tsundere, Gnakgnak or B'raed?
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BRB GUISE
GONNA GRAB SOME 'ZA
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>>37981247
Don't forget the Piz.
>>37981199
Pic related
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>>37981289
qt-est
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>>37981289
>>37981731
So when the inevitable date happens, what we gonna sing?
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>>37981952
the only logical choice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
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>>37981952
WHAT IS LOVE?
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>>37981952
>"TURN AROUND B'RAED EYES"
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>>37981952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
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>>37981952
Only correct answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
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>>37981952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEnLNWoln1c
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>>37981952
Naturally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW-6FKFnHx8
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>>37982025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRFYAjS-PZM
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>>37981952
>anything other than Queen
Come on, guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6D_BAuYCI
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>>37982256
Eh, it's too clingy now that I think about it.
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>>37981039
>>37981040
>>37981064
You lower your pants and approach the door. It doesn't fit too well, but you make it work.
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>>37982568
Well hey man, you win some, you lose some.
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>>37982589
NO WAY.
Well... I guess fuck me then. You opened the door with your dick. Way to go.

what now?
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>>37982620
Look over your shoulder and wink seductively.

Forget to zip your pants.
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>>37982620
Put our dick away and then enter doorway.
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>>37982642
Seconded. Ask skelly-ork to see into the darkness with night vision or something too, i dunno
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>>37982642
This but pull pants back up, it might get bitten by someone unfriendly.
>>37982620
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>>37982620
>Look at party's reaction in the reflection of the orb to make the next scene harder to draw for the QM.
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>>37982712
no bully
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>>37982642
yes
>>37982712
you're a piece of shit, I can appreciate that
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>>37982620
HOLY FUCK IS OUR DICK A SKELETON KEY?
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>>37982620
please let be treasure!
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>>37982776
Yours isn't?
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>>37982654
You enter the doorway, casting a long shadow into the open, musky room.

And somewhere... in the back... you see a figure...
TH-TH-TH-THATS ALL, FOLKS! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING CLIMAX!
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>>37982620
>>37982642
Give them the grin of YOUTH to compliment the thumbs up as well!
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>>37982890
OK, goodnight. You are doing god's work, anon.
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>>37982890
>filename
>not DUN-DUN-DUN.png

Thanks for running anyway!
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>>37982890
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>>37982890
gasp!
our evil(?) brother!(sister?)
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>>37982890
Thanks, OP.
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>>37982890
Thread archived! Keep doing good work, anon!
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>>37983057
Idiot. Clearly it is one of the crabmen.
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>>37983097
worse, a Gartendo Bard.
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>>37982890
>Opens door with dick
>TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING CLIMAX!

So what your telling me is door porn
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I just realized. He opened the door with his Knob.
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>>37984221
Must've used a lockprick.



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