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If Sarkhan hit the gym more often, he'd get Sarkhan Swole
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan Vol was a miner, he'd be Sarkhan Coal.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was more sassy, other people would get Sarkhan Told
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was prone to skin cancer he'd be worried about a Sarkhan Mole
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan owned a bank he'd be Sarkhan Gold.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was killin it he'd be on a Sarkhan Roll.
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>>38073634
Sarkhan Vol has to use makeup to cover up his Sarkhan Mole.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan Vol liked soccer, he'd be Sarkhan GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was an actor on Broadway he'd get a Sarkhan role.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan at too much, he'd be Sarkhan Full
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was a religious text found in a cave in the middle east he'd be the Sarkhan Scrolls.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan received a funny text message he'd Sarkhan Lol
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If Sarkhan shitposted racist bait, he'd be Sarkhan /pol/
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan browsed 4chan, he'd be Sarkhan Troll.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan had a baby horse, it'd be a Sarkan Foal
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was part Hyena he'd be a Sarkhan Gnoll.
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If Sarkhan was laughing, he'd be Sarkhan LOL
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan were a bovine he'd be Sarkhan Bull.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was out on a date right now he'd be Sarkhan Whole </3
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>>38077418
fuck you buddy I already said that
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan paid to drive on the road, it'd be a Sarkhan Toll.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan forgot to bring that big cloak to Temur territory he'd be pretty Sarkhan cold.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan invented a sport it'd be Sarkhan Ball.
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>>38073634
If you threw toiet paper in Sarkhan's trees, he'd of gotten Sarkhan Rolled.
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>>38073634
If you could exile a red spell with converted mana cost X instead of paying Sarkhan's mana cost he'd be a Sarkhan Shoal.
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>>38073634
When Sarkhan eats soup, he puts it in his Sarkhan Bowl.
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>>38073634
If there was a football event dedicated to him, it'd be the Sarkhan Bowl.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was trying to put the moves on Narset he'd be very Sarkhan Bold.
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If Sarkhan was a small rodent he'd be a... Sarkhan Vole?
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan hooked up with Alesha, her boipussy would be his Sarkhan hole.
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>>38077530
If he tries to put the moves on that bitch he'll get Sarkhan Told
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>>38073634
If you could flashback Sarkhan for 1B he'd be Sarkhan Souls.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was an amature comedian, he'd be Sarkhan Droll.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was a teacher, he'd say no running in the Sarkhan Halls.
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If Sarkhan was a fungus, he'd be Sarkhan mold.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan could put up with all the crazy as shit other planeswalkers, he'd be Sarkhan Thole
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>>38077520
And whenever someone scored a point, it'd be a Sarkhan Goal.
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If Sarkhan visited the small personal horse board, he'd post Sarkhan Foals
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>>38073634
When he retires he'll be Sarkhan Old.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan didn't respect other people's property people would be missing things that Sarkhan Stole.
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>>38073634
Is Sarkhan owned a store it would be a Sarkhan Kohl's
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>>38077543
Or a Sarkhan Mole. Either or.

And if he went door-to-door asking a lot of people the same question, it'd be a Sarkhan Poll.
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If Sarkhan simplified a language then developed it into a new one, it'd be called Sarkhan Creole
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan decided to live like a hobbit he would spend a lot of time in a Sarkhan Hole.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan did exotic dancing, he'd do it on a Sarkhan Strip-pole.
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If Sarkhan had flat feet, he'd need special a Sarkhan Sole
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan put children to sleep he'd be Sarkhan Lull
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If Sarkhan liked bananas, he'd be Sarkhan Dole
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan liked going on short walks they'd be Sarkhan Strolls.
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If Sarkhan was a jester he'd be Sarkhan Droll
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan was an actor then he'd play a Sarkhan Role
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If Sarkhan worked at a call center, he'd but you on Sarkhan Hold
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If Sarkhan was really good at playing poker his opponents would Sarkhan Fold.
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If Sarkhan was an auctioneer he'd spend a lot of time shouting "Sarkhan Sold!"
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If Skarhan was taken as a slave, soon he'd be Sarkhan Sold.
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If Sarkhan was blue, he'd be Sarkhan Control.
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If Sarkhan was Venecian, he'd probably have a Sarkhan Barge Pole.
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If Sarkhan pulled womens clothes off in public, he'd be Sharkhan Vol.
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If Sarkhan wore a trilby, he'd be Snarkhan Vol.
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if Sarkhan was electric, he'd be Sparkhan Vol.
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>>38073634
If Sarkhan made terrible movie adaptations, he'd be Sarkhan Boll
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When Nico Bolas fires him he'll be on the Sarkhan Dole.
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If sarkhan got exiled, he'd be sarkhan null
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If he lived in Pennsylvania, he'd be Sarkhan Coal
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If Elspeth was a black walker
she's still be dead, #helioddidnothingwrong
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>>38078323
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER



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