It all seemed to be going so well. Fervious was falling, Sytili was becoming the Khornate friend you never had, and soon you’d be reunited with Ignitrix. Everything was going according to plan for once, even with your usual Khornate hijacks. But then you attempted to slay Fervious’ Planetary Governor.Suddenly your entire plan was blown apart. Things which seemed constant began to change and morph. What was supposed to be a simple task turned into a fight for your immortal soul and what could very well be the start of war for the Calixis Sector. But perhaps you’re getting ahead of yourself there. After all, a story must be told in the proper order. Especially since Ignitrix isn’t the only one judging your delivery anymore. Welcome to Khornette Quest.
Twitter: @ELHMk1Normal Run Time: Once a week @ 8pm EST (GMT-5) (Watch Twitter)Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, art & references, and other info): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharingCinder’s Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharingIf you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. Like all things 40k, the gauntlet runs from “worshiping the printed word” to “over the top silliness.” Most of the time it’s somewhere in between. Others it swerves hard to one side and/or breaks this model entirely. You’ve been warned in advance.Alternatively, if you’re not at all familiar with canon or want more details on something, just ask!All rolls go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session. Excessive meta/whining/waifu’ing/etc goes to another thread. Blatant Samefaggotry and overly lewd write-ins will be ignored.You may find this 4chanX filter list useful: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr
>>37834065As you look the Planetary Governor up and down you search for any signs that might tell you why he’s being so relatively calm. Any human mortal, save for a Grey Knight, Chapter Master, or Culexus, should be cowering in fear at your mere presence. And if not at yours then at Sytili’s or at the mention of the Inquisition itself. Something is very wrong here. Something very wrong indeed.The only way you’re going to get a comprehensive answer is to either start ripping him apart or see if you can get him talking. For the moment, you opt for the latter. “If I didn’t know any better, Governor, you were expecting me,” you say.He scoffs, rolling his eyes. “No. You think? Honestly if you had half a brain you’d realize you’re standing EXACTLY where I want you to.” After a pause, he adds, “Did you really think the entire PDF would just let you WALK in here like you did?”You glance down at the floor and give it a good kick. No hidden trapdoors there. Another scan of the room doesn’t reveal any Marines or otherwise hiding in the shadows. If it weren’t for Sytili’s sudden look of concern you’d be ready to dismiss it all as bravado from the Governor.Before you can ask the Tyranid what’s wrong, though, the Governor laughs. “Stupid daemon. Can’t even see what’s right in front of them. But that’s why you’re here. So I can end you and prevent what's to come.”> Remember that I don’t always show the difficulty adjustments on checks!>  Cinder don’t take kindly to threats. Lunge forward and try to grapple him (Ag, WS)>  Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)>  Produce one of your weapons to hold on the Governor while you ask Sytili what’s wrong (WP)>  Stall to get information and give Sytili time to do something (Fel)>  Write in
>>38137748> Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)See if you can hate him to death while you're doing it
>>38137748> Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)
>>38137748>>  Produce one of your weapons to hold on the Governor while you ask Sytili what’s wrong (WP)
>>38137748>  Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)>Scratch head, and flick dandruff at him.
>>38137748>  Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)Slaaneshi?
>>38137748>>  Look super super hard at the twat in front of you (Per, WP)
>>38137748>"What daemon? All I see is an incompetent heretic."
 it is.2d100 vs 35 and 17.If you pass the first one I'll give you a +10 on the second (i.e. rolling against a 27).
Rolled 21, 89 = 110 (2d100)>>38137977
Rolled 92, 59 = 151 (2d100)>>38137977
Rolled 25, 11 = 36 (2d100)>>38137977
Rolled 20, 69 = 89 (2d100)>>38137977
>>38138000Nice job anon!
>>38137994>>38137999>>38138000You pass both.Which means you figure out what's going on without having to wait or ask for Sytili. Writing...
So is Acerea a GUOILF now?
>>38137748You ignore the little voice in the back of your head that’s screaming for you to kill him on the spot and devote your full attention to the human before you. At first he seems as normal as when you walked in: average height, average build, opulent clothes, the standard bureaucratic noble look. But then you notice the edges of his eyes. They’re glowing.Carefully, you probe out with your mind and hit a wall. A wall so great that you immediately are reminded of a certain Lady of Change. This wall is different than hers, though. It’s still as powerful but lacks your favorite Bird’s signature. No wonder Sytili isn’t looking pleased. You’re standing in the presence of a hostile Lord of Change.>  This changes nothing. If it has a skull, you will take it. Rush forward in true Khornate fashion (Ag, WS)>  Perhaps discretion is the better part of valor. Produce your pilfered Grey Knight Bolter and fire (BS)>  Same as the above, but hand the bolter off to Sytili (Sytili’s BS)>  Daemon or mortal, they all can burn. Use your Firestorm blade to bathe the area in purging fire>  Write in
>>38138241>>  This changes nothing. If it has a skull, you will take it. Rush forward in true Khornate fashion (Ag, WS)
>>38138241>>  This changes nothing. If it has a skull, you will take it. Rush forward in true Khornate fashion (Ag, WS)Finally something worthwhile to fight!
>>38138241> This changes nothing. If it has a skull, you will take it. Rush forward in true Khornate fashion (Ag, WS)Oh man fucking up Lord/lady of changes plans are our specialty.
>>38138241> This changes nothing. If it has a skull, you will take it. Rush forward in true Khornate fashion (Ag, WS)
>>38138241>  Use our Cross-Pike that we got from combining the wraith-lances with duct tape to catch him off guard even if he uses portals to shift and deflect our attacks.
>>38138315wait, meant >
 it is.2d100.Thanks to Tzeentch-related dickery, you're rolling against a 35 and a 48. Rather than keep us here all night rolling dice, I'm just applying a flat -20 to all active attacks against the Bird. He may still try and dodge them on occasion though.
Rolled 63, 28 = 91 (2d100)>>38138475
>>38138241>  Perhaps discretion is the better part of valor. Produce your pilfered Grey Knight Bolter and fire (BS)light him up like its Candlemass.
Rolled 48, 3 = 51 (2d100)>>38138475
Rolled 70, 86 = 156 (2d100)>>38138475
Rolled 50, 91 = 141 (2d100)>>38138475Blood God!
Rolled 98, 13 = 111 (2d100)>>38138494>>38138508>>38138526Well you're not exactly light on your feet but you DO hit himTry not to worry too much about this roll I'm doing.Writing...
>>38138547I'm not too worried... I think?
Rolled 90, 25 = 115 (2d100)>>38138475
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>38138547Well fuck me.You now need to roll 1d100 vs 57 too.
>>38138547Did both of the defense rolls just fail and attack rolls succeed? Well. Fun.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>38138614
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>38138614Skull Throne!
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>38138614
Rolled 69 (1d100)Hey, let's throw Sytili out of the palace like a football and try to summon up some Warp phenomenons to take this battle to the next level. In the warp!>>38138614
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>38138614That 5 doesn't worry me at all, not a bit.
>>38138666It's a 1d5, so it could be either way.
>>38138637>>38138650>>38138654You pass.So you know that moment when your GM's eyes light up and everyone's excited because the BBEG is totally awesome but then THAT roll happens?It's kinda like that.You'll see why in a bit.
>>38138713......Uh oh.It's motherfucking Kairos isn't he ?
>>38138713Had 'Cinder's Effect' just occurred to the LoC?
>>38138713Cinders 'shit going wrong for EVERYONE' aura kicked in again, didn't it?
Why does this Lord of Change want to prevent what we're doing?
>>38138797We should find out before we take his skull.
>>38138797Because blues are babies and don't like big red things being thrown in their plans.Also because Chaos generally doesn't get along well with itself.
>>38138797Wait. He's a Lord of Change. HE GOT DOUBLES.Oh shit.I dunno, Tzeentch shit?
>>38138839>Baby Iggy>Has to eat the food we get for her THAT way
>>38138241You’re already in motion by the time the Lord of Change begins to open his mouth again. Roaring in primal fury befit of your patron, you rush forward with your claws at the ready. The golden tips seem to leave trails in the air as you go. But you’re not quite fast enough to close the gap before the daemon in front of you unleashes a torrent of fire at you. You’re unfazed by the energies of the Warp washing over you. Mostly (-10 wounds). Further enraged by the flames, you burst through the wave still alight and cleave at the human form before you. He moves out of the way, but not before you rip off his entire leg and toss it aside. In its place is revealed a mass of scales and feathers. Then he explodes in a massive blast of bright blue light.(cont)
>>38139145You’re thrown back into Sytili’s arms. Where the “human” once was now floats a true Lord of Change. Even though you’re taller than even Terminator armor, the daemon in front of you towers over you. Between its vast wings, long, crooked neck, and otherwise imposing form you wonder for a split second what Ignitrix is hiding underneath that tiny form of hers. Still, you’re unperturbed by this turn of events. You leap out of Sytili’s hold only to catch yourself in place as another crack pierces the air. The Lord of Change shrieks in alarm as an unexpected psychic concussion washes over everyone present. You and you’re Tyranid friend weather the blast unharmed, but your adversary isn’t so lucky. His hook-beaked head is sent reeling back and forth as he falls to the ground and begins twitching. If you had to guess, it seems the so called “Master Plotter” didn’t account for the overabundance of Warp Energy in the surrounding area. >  Take the opportunity to beat the ever loving shit out of him (WS x 4)>  Walk up to him, put your GK bolter against the head, and fire until he either gets up or stops moving>  Have Sytili take one side and you the other, then rip the Bird in two (S, Sytili’s S)>  Tear into him and fire a bolt or two, but press him for information (Fel)>  Write inYes folks. A Lord of Change just stunned himself for 5 rounds. God damn it. Why can't you stupid birds ever NOT hurt yourself?!
>>38139163>  Tear into him and fire a bolt or two, but press him for information (Fel)Just because we kill him don't mean he's dead!
>>38139163>>  Take the opportunity to beat the ever loving shit out of him (WS x 4)To the pain!
>>38139163>  Take the opportunity to beat the ever loving shit out of him (WS x 4)Its Stompin' Time!
>>38139163>>  Walk up to him, put your GK bolter against the head, and fire until he either gets up or stops moving
>>38139163> Have Sytili take one side and you the other, then rip the Bird in two (S, Sytili’s S)BIRD WINGS FOR DINNER BOYS!
>>38139163>>  Take the opportunity to beat the ever loving shit out of him (WS x 4)
Guys, we gotta find out why he wanted to kill us. He's still going to attack us in the future even if we kill him now.
>>38139333Plans and Intel is what Best Bird does to feed her Headpat addiction.Do you want to deny her a fix?
>>38139366So what you're saying is we remove all the unnecessary bits (limbs, eyes, extra) tie a bow around him and take him to Ignitrix so she can do her thing?
I think  has it.4d100 vs 58. (-20 from Bird, +10 because he's a fucking retard)This is mostly to see how much damage you get on him before he gets up. If you roll an 8 or a 1 I will literally cry.
Rolled 16, 18, 34, 46 = 114 (4d100)>>38139464
>>38139163>it seems the so called “Master Plotter” didn’t account for the overabundance of Warp Energy in the surrounding area.What "overabundance of Warp Energy"? Also, what LoC worth his salt just forgets this?
>>38139495One that rolls perils.
Rolled 58, 21, 4, 50 = 133 (4d100)>>38139464words
Rolled 63, 100, 25, 55 = 243 (4d100)>>38139464WHAT ARE THE ODDS ?
Rolled 80, 26, 89, 14 = 209 (4d100)>>38139464
Rolled 25, 61, 98, 21 = 205 (4d100)>>38139464ORAORAORAORA!
>>38139495LoC rolled doubles and got blow back.
>>38139437Nah, he's just regrow all the limbs. Who's up for wrestling this guy until we reach Iggy? In my opinion, it sounds like something out of a myth.
>>38139520same as you rolling 100....
>>38139495Normally daemons ignore Phenomena but they're not immune to Perils per say. Even then, I'd fluff it as "Mr BBEG got overconfident and went too hard." Happens all the time.
>>38139520WE BROKE A CLAW!
>>38139519>>38139520>>38139522So... you pass the first one (barely) and then get the rest of your attacks negated by that 100.Guess the stupid Bird will live longer than I thought.Writing...
>>38139587Combat sequences by Benny Hill
>>38139643>>38139653Don't think we can with a 100.
>>38139643Wouldn't be surprised if Tzeench himself veto the attempt
>>38139643>>38139653Why? Sytili will just eat his face on our behalf
>>38139675We don't know how many faces he has!
>>38139643Oh yeah, forgot we can do that.
>>38139587>>38139637"I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>38139690More faces is more biomass. We can't lose!
>>38139163A helpless opponent is a target of opportunity. You’re not about to let “fair play” get in the way of you getting a few hits in. Especially since honor and the rules of combat went out the window the moment the blasted bird started using sorcery. No, you need to end this quickly before his true psychic potential is focused upon you.To that end you once again charge forward and pounce onto the Lord of Change. It squawks in alarm and pain as your claws tear into his wings and send tendrils of dark, blue blood splattering in every direction. You manage to completely tear off an entire wing before your claws get stuck on something in the bird’s back. You struggle and struggle to get them free, all the while the Lord of Change is given an opportunity to recover. By the time you dislodge yourself and step back he’s already pulling himself together.“So you thought to use your traitorous friend to help you?” he roars. Immediately he fires several more jets of twisting fire at you, forcing you to disengage. “Did you think the rest of us would just let you waltz in and ruin everyone’s plans? That’d we’d bow down to your will without a fight? No. No I shall end you now with the full fury of a true LORD. OF. CHANGE.”And then the Governor’s villa explodes outward in a brilliant blue light.> Roll Toughness (2d100 vs 20 and 52. The 20 is your forcefield that no one ever remembers)
Rolled 16, 100 = 116 (2d100)>>38139874>>38139736Daemons don't have any biomass, you dingbat!
>>38139874I'm the same anon who rolled the 100
Rolled 51, 60 = 111 (2d100)>>38139874
Rolled 60, 46 = 106 (2d100)Thrown Skulls!>>38139893Says the roller of 100
Rolled 32, 22 = 54 (2d100)>>38139874
Rolled 27, 69 = 96 (2d100)>>38139874boom
>>38139893>>38139930100 and Doubles!
Rolled 34, 51 = 85 (2d100)>>38139907Tzeench doen't want me to roll! But warp be damned i will!
>>38139893>>38139919>>38139920I don't even.I guess we'll say your forcefield works but you're left stunned for a bit. There will be a small delay before I start writing while I scarf down dinner so be patient!
>>38140002This >>38139920 wasn't linked, use >>38139930
Do we get to reroll when it's a 100?
>>38140021Meh. The 100 here makes it so it doesn't matter. But good catch.
>>38140067I just don't want a bad precedent made is all.
>>38140021>>38139920 I dun fucked up.
You ever wonder just how incredible the ability create portals anywhere really is? Like, could any psyker destroy a planet by opening one end of the portal on a planet, and opening the other end in the middle of a star?
>>38140253The amount of time you'd need to actively channel that portal to glass a planet would almost certainly cause perils, or give you a stroke from overexertion.
>>38140322Like, a second?
>>38140338nah, a second would just incinerate the nearby area, you aren't teleporting the entire sun onto the planet, just allowing an opening for gas to escape.
>>38140322This is why I laughed aloud when a friend told me DH2 had nerfed psykers and made them "not OP".
>>38140370Gas that has been super heated and pressurized in the middle of a colossal ball of fusion?
Not to mention the exertion to actually create a portal in the star to begin with... as I assume that the stuff going on in the core of a star is going to mess with anything attempting to happen there...
>>38140396depends on the star, depends where in the star the portal is, and even then you aren't going to transport enough gas in one second to destroy an entire damn planet, at best everything within a 100 foot radius. Also you'd kill yourself from that far of a portal distance.
>>38140417Okay, so we'd need to be ritualistic about it in order to get the portal into a sun. Iggy has those Nine Sororitas with her, right?
>>38139874A shimmering glare washes over you as you feel the world around you imploding. It seems that for once in its existence your natural forcefield has kicked into life. You glance right and see that Sytili’s weathering the detonation in much the same fashion. She stands resolute against the onslaught, as if this is just an everyday occurrence for her.Which makes it all the more embarrassing when a flying piece of shrapnel comes flying through your forcefield, shattering it and knocking you to the ground. You’re not hurt by it but you are momentarily dazed.“...Will you get up already!”The sound of Sytili’s voice shakes you from your stupor. As you pick yourself up and glance around you see that the area around you has become a warzone. Where the Governor’s Palace once was is a massive crater. The Lord of Change, Sytili, and you are at the bottom of the depression. Around the edges of the bowl you can see Gaunts and the PDF alike clashing and fighting to get down to you. But what matters to you the most is the fact Sytili and the Bird are locked in a psychic duel. The two are exchanging lances of psychic energy. Most are deflected by their respective forcefields but you easily note several gaping holes in both Sytili and the daemon. “WHY WON’T YOU DIE, WORM?!” shrieks the Lord of Change.“BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY,” returns Sytili. She’s then sent whirling to the crowd after a particularly powerful blast from the daemon. Still alive, but definitely hurt.>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)>  Attempt to distract the Lord of Change during your approach via witty banter and questions (Fel, Ag)>  Anchor yourself in the ground, line up a shot, and try to blast the daemon to hell (BS w/ a bonus)>  Rush over to aid Sytili (Ag, S)>  Write in
>>38140525>>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)
>>38140525>  Rush over to aid Sytili (Ag, S)>  THROW HER OUT OF THE PIT!
>>38140472>>38140417Pretty much this. It's a good idea in theory but even The Emprah, Lords of Change (hue), and other Alpha+ level psykers would have problems just doing it at the drop of a hat.
>>38140525>“BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY,” returns Sytili.YESSSSSSSS.>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)
>>38140525> Rush over to aid Sytili (Ag, S)
>>38140525>You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO
>>38140472I was thinking Betelgeuse?
>>38140525>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)cross-quest pic related.
>>38140525> You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)
>>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)How do we go about getting her honorary demon status?
>>38140525>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)
>>38140571Oh, that makes things much simpler. All we have to do is repeat the name of that star nine times in a row in order for Iggy to locate its center with her mind.
>>38140525 Ain't no boss fight without banter"Do you like headpats?" "Hammertime!"
I smell critfails.
>  You are become rage and death. No one hurts your daughteru! Charge at the MOFO (Ag, WS x 2)
>>38140631We've had 2 so far......
>>38140631What are the chances that we'll get 3 nat 100s in one thread?
>>38140672You just called it.
Seems to be 3d100 vs 45, 58, and 58. Your anger at seeing Sytili hurt gives you +10 against the -20 of Birdface.Also the wounds on the sheet should be up to date now. Sytili's at 7, you're at 50.>>38140672Why do you do this.
Rolled 89, 14, 90 = 193 (3d100)>>38140775
Rolled 11, 15 = 26 (2d100)>>38140775boom
Rolled 58, 20, 75 = 153 (3d100)>>38140775
Rolled 96, 32, 88 = 216 (3d100)>>38140775
>>38140785Read nigga! Read!
>>38140785You coulda' been a contender!
>>38140785really wish you had rolled the correct number of dice anon.
>>38140782>>38140801>>38140803You still suck ass at dodging. No surprise there. But you do get at least one good hit in.Writing...
Rolled 18, 65, 67 = 150 (3d100)>>38140775
>>38140853You'd get >>38140834 which would only get you a pass on the Agility check. Not much help unless you're trying to get an S-rank for damage taken.
>>38140853Not worth it.
So, why aren't we using that Grey Knight bolter?You know, the ones with the psi-shells?The ones that are specifically designed to fuck daemons up and kill them the fuck dead?I mean, come on. We're Khornate, not retarded.
>>38141077I dunno. Honor?
>>38141077>not retarded.You do know where you are?
>>38140525There are few things more terrifying than a frenzied Bloodthirster. But seeing as how there are no Necrons or Keeper of Secrets around you settle on being the most fear-inducing being in the current arena. “NO ONE,” you bellow at the Lord of Change. “NO ONE HURTS HER AND LIVES.” “Well it’s a good thing you’re not going to live much longer then! It’s your fault she’s hurt in the first place!”Maybe that taunt gets to you. Or maybe you just still don’t see much point in dodging. Either way, you don’t even try to move out of the way when your next approach towards the feathered-daemon is met with another psychic barrage. He wasn’t kidding earlier when the kiddie gloves came off. These bolts tear through your right shoulder and leave a gaping wound (-15 wounds). You’re able to ignore the pain and blood loss as you finally get within melee range and slice at the Bird. Though with your now injured right arm you only get a single good hit in before you have to back off. Said hit is rather satisfactory to you though: you managed to leave a trail of deep gashes across the entirety of the daemon’s face.“Is that it?” he asks. “Is this the BEST you have to offer? I could have sent a simple Flamer to deal with you!”“Says the idiot daemon who knocked himself out!” you spit back, literally and figuratively.“SILENCE!”His hand swerves from being trained to you to come to rest in the direction of Sytili. She’s not recovered yet and the nearest gaunts are too far away to get to her in time. You need to act. Now.>  Lunge forward and rip the daemon’s arm upwards (S)>  Jump in front of the blast and try to deflect it with your Firestorm blade (WP, T)>  Use the chance to strike at his other side (WS)>  While he’s channeling, unload a bolt or two into his head (BS)>  Break Ignitrix’s Crystal>  Write in
>>38141077Because we have the ballistic skill of a child
>>38141077Because our shooty skill isn't as good as our RIP AND TEAR skill and it is fun to punch birds.
>>38141077I would have voted for it every time had I not been late to the thread. But I'm here now.
>>38141077Because its blessed against us and would damage his skull, which we need intact to drink from.
>>38141130> Jump in front of the blast and try to deflect it with your Firestorm blade (WP, T)
>>38141130>Write in>"Dis-arm" him (WSx2)
>>38141143>implying we'd aim for the headaw, hell>implying we're good enough to hit the head
>>38141132>>38141133Okay so after this we are hitting the range, right?
>>38141130>  Use the chance to strike at his other side (WS)
>>38141130> Lunge forward and rip the daemon’s arm upwards (S)
>>38141130>>  While he’s channeling, unload a bolt or two into his head (BS)Were an honorary inquisitor, its time we honorarily blam someone.
>>38141130>  Break Ignitrix’s CrystalGet the Band back together!
>>38141130>  Throw Sytili at the gaunts for a speedy EVAC.
>>38141130>>  Use the chance to strike at his other side (WS)
>>38141132>>38141133Range is a large factor. Also we could hand said gun off once/if certain a Tyranid get their ass up. She has a great BS skill.
>>38141130>>  Lunge forward and rip the daemon’s arm upwards (S)
>>38141130> I believe in Cinder. Do you?
>>38141168Basically, the "we have a low BS" anons don't know how to stack boni in black crusade so a 30 turns into 120. That's why they always pick WS, even if the actual score given modifiers is -lower-.>>38141130[6} Use our chains to "adjust" his aim.
>>38141214She's a busy bird! Wait, Cinder, Acerea, and Sytili have been doing things for months, whereas Ignitrix has been doing things for about a week to a few weeks. Could Iggy have gotten those sisters corrupted yet?
>>38141291Is there a chart for that? It probably should be in the OP in the future if so. Otherwise yeah, people see that 68 > 16 and go for WS every time.
>>38141400Range modifiers go up to +30, then you get boni for being on "higher ground" (+10) or to hit an unaware target or one that's otherwise occupied. You also get +10 or +20 from aiming. If you properly line up a shot, you're looking at possibly +60 or more as a bonus. Never mind simple shit like a red dot sight or a targeter that each give +10 BS, or a scope that eliminates range penalties.
I probably should have reduced the number of options there but oh well. I'll chalk it up to "Cinder makes plans fast but only has time to pick one" or something. Either way, we have a tie between a WS option and a BS option @ 3, with an S option right behind @ 2. Assuming I can count properly and including the write ins for their respective stats. So... how about combining the WS and BS options? Would we be cool with that?
>>38141522WS or bustYeah, that sounds good.
>>38141522Combine or just BS. Either way.
>>38141522>combineThat was what I wanted to post originally, then I remembered we have chains which we can use to make sure he doesn't hit the nid. Sounds good to me!
Mkay. Combining it is!2d100 vs 56 and 58 (BS then WS)Your BS modifier total is +40 after accounting for all the bonuses and negatives. I really should put a chart out so people can see >>38141481 is legit. Sorry about that. It'll be in future OPs.
Y'know, Sytili is kinda holding us back here. We gotta make sure that our friends aren't in any fights we're in.
Rolled 54, 29 = 83 (2d100)>>381416142 nat 100s
Rolled 57, 5 = 62 (2d100)>>38141614BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Rolled 16, 35 = 51 (2d100)>>38141614
>>38141616To be fair, though, she did hold her own and keep us from being speared while we were out. Plus the Gaunts being here are all her, and we have no idea is she's called Acerea yet. It's probably a good assumption that she has.
>>38141634>>38141638>>3814164316, 5 noice!
>>38141634>>38141638>>38141643A 16 is 4 DoS and a 5 is 5 DoS. Mr. Bird ain't dodging that, nor is he going to be able to fate-fuck you.Writing...
>>38141657>the Lord of Change is a bird>but is there a plane?
>>38141685We Commissar Cinder now?
>>38141704No, we Catachan Cinder now.
>>38141730literally fanart when?
>>38141704FORWARD YOU DOGS! TO VICTORY AND SKULLS!
>>38141702I swear, they even have fucking red capes...
>>38141130That’s it. You’ve had it with motherfucking birds on this motherfucking plane. This ends now.“I THINK NOT!” you screech as you lash out with your left arm. Golden chains made up of pure Warp energy explode outward from them like serpents. They hiss and swirl as they ensnare the Lord of Change’s arm, even going to far as to “bite down” once you pull back.“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE…”You cut the daemon off by ripping your arm back. With a sickening crunch, his arm comes free of his socket. As it spins in the air, still attached to your chains, a blast of force erupts from the palm. It sends the arm swirling into the ground and lodges it firmly next to you. “I TOLD YOU, YOU TWICE CURSED SON OF A BITCH. NO. ONE. HURTS. HER.”With that you dig your feet in and launch yourself at the wounded Lord of Change. Letting your chains dissipate, you level your clawed fist squarely at his face. So great is your anger and so powerful your rage that you completely shatter the forcefield surrounding the daemon (The -20 effect is now gone). Your punch sends crystalline shards of psychic debris sailing in every direction as it impacts the Bird’s beak. Again the world explodes, but this time you’re at the epicenter. The Lord of Change recoils and writhes in pain as he throws you back off of him. You note that as you land that the crater is now twice as deep as before. And that Sytili seems to have safely found a bit of cover to hide behind. Of course, the Lord of Change is still standing. And he’s not happy at all. “FINE. IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL I HAD IN STORE, LET’S SEE HOW YOU SURVIVE THIS!”“Cinder!” shouts Sytili from behind her rock. “Incoming mortar fire! It’s from the PD-”> Roll Toughness (2d100 vs 20 and 52)
>>38141702I hope Acerea can crash one well.
Rolled 36, 15 = 51 (2d100)>>38142015
Rolled 2, 82 = 84 (2d100)>>38142015
Rolled 46, 66 = 112 (2d100)>>38142015arglhflarg
Rolled 77, 11 = 88 (2d100)>>38142015
Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d100)>>38142015
>>38142047>>38142050>>38142053Cinder doesn't give a FUCK about mortar fire. Get a bigger gun you stupid Bird.Writing...
>>38142015The Tyranid’s cry is cut off as you hear the telltale screech of falling shells. Still fuming and enraged, you turn to look up at the rain of destruction. It’s not a paltry amount of firepower. There’s probably enough ordinance hurtling towards you to level a city. But you’re beyond caring at this point. Those aren’t blessed shells and they sure as hell aren’t psychically charged either. This is a distraction at best. But for what?You mull that over as you channel your fury into a wall of psychic potential. What little your forcefield doesn’t shield you from you’re able to weather without a single injury. Of course, once the dust settles, you’re more than aware of the fact your entire body is coated in cuts, gashes, and so forth (-11 wounds). Good thing you’re a daemon.As the dust clears you scan around. Where Sytili was is a brilliant shield of psychic energy. You can’t see through it but the fact that it’s there means she’s probably fine. At this point all of the PDF and Gaunts in the immediate area have been blasted into oblivion. As for the Lord of Change…“SO YOU LIVED THROUGH THAT? W-WELL OF COURSE! I EXPECTED AS MUCH! BUT IT’S GIVEN ME TIME TO DO THIS!”He thrusts his good arm straight up into the air. High above him the walls between reality shatters. Out of the wound in spacetime comes the Blood Raven’s Battle Barge. Its hull streaming fire and littered with explosions, you have to admit it is indeed a much larger bullet than what the daemon used before. >  Oh… Shit.>  Get ready to punch the Barge.>  Lunge at the Lord of Change and try to kill him before the Barge impactsHe got a bigger gun
>>38142321>>  Lunge at the Lord of Change and try to kill him before the Barge impacts
>>38142321>  Lunge at the Lord of Change and try to kill him before the Barge impactsThis seems familiar, somehow.Is there a commisar riding the Barge?
>>38142321> Get ready to punch the Barge.
>>38142321>  Get ready to punch the Barge.This is a stupid ida but I can't vote for anything that isn't this cool.
>>38142321>Lunge at the Lord of Change and try to kill him before the Barge impacts
>>38142321Okay I've just been lurking this but I gotta stop to post what everyones thinking possibly.He just fucking pulled a Commissar Fuklaw. He's fucking dropping spaceships on you guys.
>>38142321>  Break the barge using the Lord of Change as a clubRULES OF NATURE
We need to update this to include Lord of Changes throwing Starships at us.>>38142365Pretty much this.
>>38142321>SUPLEX THE MOTHERFUCKIN BARGE!
>>38142321>Break Iggy's Magic Rock!>Get her to throw her own Blood Ravens Battle Barges at the Blood Ravens Battle Barge
>>38142321Who told you to take what is mine?Time to break the crystal I guess?
>>38142321> Lunge at the Lord of Change and try to kill him before the Barge impactsHow come he can affect things Ignitrix did?Also, are the Blood Ravens rocking out on the hull?
>>38142321 Awesome. Just. Fucking. Awesome.
>>38142321GUYS! I HAVE AN IDEA! IT WORKED IN OGRE CIV QUEST AND KHORNE DAMN IT IT'LL WORK HERE!>4: Suplex the barge.
>>38142365I actually completely forgot about that but yeah. It happened. See pic-related.>>38142402Answer to your first question: You'll find out.Answer to your second: Sure.
>>38142321>>  Get ready to punch the Barge.
>>38142440If you make iggy betrayed us i'm going to hunt you down ELH.......
>>38142491Relax, this is just another Blood Ravens battle barge.
>>38142440>I actually completely forgot aboutYou lie. You knew we would love this.
>>38142525It's probably stolen anyway.
>>38142525I wonder who it was made for.
5 for 4 for 3 for Suplex2 for CrystalSo I believe  has it by a vote if I can count today.Writing...
>about to punch a falling starshipWe Asura's Wrath now.
>>38142547does that mean he stole blood ravens?
>>38142584Such a fun game.
>>38142589What do you think? He is a magpie afterall.
>>38142589I'm willing to bet that's what it is. Notice how earlier the LoC said something about "traitorous friend." He can't have meant Acerea or Sytili so that kinda leaves Iggy or the old farmer guy. And I'm pretty sure it's not the farmer guy.The important question is: how do you think the Blood Ravens feel about being stolen?
here's an interesting reminder;There is an Armed Exterminatus Bomb on that ship...
>>38142589>Battle barge gifted to blood ravens>Ravens stolen by Cinder>Gifted to Headpat Girl>Stolen by other lord of changeIt's like a whole crime spree sub plot, anon.
Haven't you heard? Blood Ravens get their origins from a an avian creature of the daemonic variety.
I believe this song is related to what is happening atm....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OXSLiYdrKU
>>38142668and all this is before you realise that it's a plot for the blood ravens to stea- I mean be gifted a homeworld I mean it is only right since they purged a chaos infestation after all
>>38142321You find yourself blinking slowly as the massive spaceship continues its descent towards you. A wave of calm washes over you, not diluting your rage but focusing it. “Sytili,” you say, voice low. “Go.”“But!”“I SAID GO!”You glare at her until you see the telltale sign of a hole being ripped in reality and her stepping through it with a sniff. A laugh to your left brings your attention back to the Lord of Change.“Not going to run? So you aren’t a coward after all then! But it matters not! You will perish here and be banished to the Immaterium for good!”You lower your head slightly and smirk. “You’d think that, wouldn’t you you stupid Bird. But you see, I’m not alone.” You point straight up in the direction of the Barge. “You’ve forgotten one very important thing.”The daemon’s broken face turns upward on its spindly neck, eyes straining. “The Barge? What about it?”“What was that earlier about not being able to see what’s right in front of me?”His eyes widen, his remaining wing and arm twitching and flailing in alarm. “You’re fucking insane! Even for a daemon!”“Aren’t I?”---On the other side of Fervious’ Moon, the Obscenity Engine finally finishes its firing sequence. The hull seemingly absorbs the surrounding space into it as all of its cannons charge. Then the entire ship rocks, unleashing death itself into the moon. The barrage tears a hole clean through the celestial body and continues onward. So careful are the AI’s calculations that the beams bifurcate the Battle Barge above you before plowing into the terrain in the distance. Now with half a hulk screaming at you, there’s only one thing left to do:You’re going to punch it into the daemon’s face.> Roll Strength (1d100 vs 52)> This including the -60 penalty, your daemon strength, and so on.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>38142914FALCON PUNCH!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>38142914nat 100
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>38142914ORAORAORAORAORAORA
Rolled 24 (1d100)odeodeodeodeodeodeodeodeodeodeode
>>38142975Can we use our reroll to use this roll?
>>38142940>>38142953>>38142961Well, shit reroll?>>38142973Fuck you.>>38142975why so slow?
>>38142984No, because it wasn't linked, and it was late.
How do I dice I never have before here goes
>>38142984That would be a good idea.
Damnit...So this is how khornette quest ends.....I r sad.....;_;
>>38142984Ah fuck me too slow and forgot to link in the hurry
>>38142940>>38142953>>38142961Hm. 1 Degree of Failure isn't SO bad. But it'll still hurt like fuck.>>38142984No you'd get the 92. Besides that one isn't linked.Now you COULD burn 10 infamy to completely reroll (3 new 1d100).>  Burn it and punch better!>  Live with the 1 DoF
>>38143038>>  Burn it and punch better!
>>38143008Place dice+1d100 in the options/email/subject box. Not the name box.
>>38143038How much infamy would we get for doing this?
>>38143038>  Live with the 1 DoFTime to be Father's toe for a while.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>38142914>insert witty oneliner here
>>38143033Nah. Iggy'll just summon us back, and we will provide many headpats
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>38142914
>>38143038> Live with the 1 DoF
>>38143069It's probably a safe bet that killing a greater daemon and corrupting a planet will get us that right back. We'll just be set back a little.
>>38143078oops that was late, I'm not voting on using a fate point with this.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>38143038faaate
>>38143038>  Burn it and punch better!LET'S DO THIS!!!
I'd rather have an impressive end then a bailed out continuation.
>>38143038>  Burn it and punch better!I assume this would not affect any potential gains in points from this battle...
>>38143038 Our head is stronger than half a barge.
>>38143038>  Live with the 1 DoF
>>38143038>  Burn it and punch better!
>>38143147I wouldn't call using infamy/fate points a bail out. That's why they're there in the first place: for when the dice gods are shits.
>  Burn it and punch better!
>>38143038> Burn it and punch better!
8 for 4 for -10 Infamy it is. You go down to 59 but are allowed to roll three new 1d100.To be clear: whatever the result of these new rolls is stands. But try not to get all "GAME OVER MAN" on me. I'm not that evil. But I'm also not above proper consequences. Just don't freak out about it. You ARE a daemon after all.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>38143328
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>38143328100
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>38143328
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>38143328
>>38143345>>38143360>>38143361Well there you go. You remembered how to punch.It still hurts though.Writing...
>>38143375We're punching through a wall, so we'd end up inside the ship full of mad space marines, right?
>>38143427we're spiking it into the bird. row row fight the powa
>>38143451I'd prefer getting inside the ship and then firing all the blessed ammo at the bird.
So.... about that Exterminatus Bomb...
>>38143501It's one the barge....That we're spiking to the bird....BYE BYE BIRD!
>>38143474Isn't a battle barge just one big piece of blessed ammo?
>>38143553well, now its multiple incoming fragments of blessed ammo
>>38143553GK barges maybe, but plain of Marines gets corrupted enough times to make this unlikely
>>38143501See. that Exterminatus Bomb is in Iggy's private warp space. This is just a ship that this other Lord of Change just had in his possession. The fact that it's a Blood Ravens battle barge is just a red herring.
How many Blood Raven battle barge are out there? Iggy has one, this LoC has one and there HAVE to be others.I thought chapters were limited to no more than three.
How many barges a chapter of the size/strengh the bloody magpies would have got?
>>38142914From a top a hill far away, Smithers the farmer watches as a chunk of metal plummets from the sky. A gigantic tremble in the ground signifies its impact, giving the man pause from chewing sunflower seeds. The wreck remains upright for a moment, then is sent hurtling perpendicularly away from the point of impact. It tears a trench as it goes and finally explodes with enough force to knock Smithers to his ass miles away. “Heh. So the ol’ gal did it then. S’pose I should get a move on then…”---Deflecting the Battle Barge wasn’t an easy feat for you. In fact you nearly ended up crushed beneath it before you found a proper grip. You may be a daemon but that sort of thing is still borderline suicidal. You’re lucky you’re still in once piece. For the most part (-39 wounds) anyways. You note that one of your arms is missing (the one you punched the barge with in fact) and that half of your flesh has been stripped away. But that will heal in time. The perks of being a daemon and all that. Hopefully your counterpart’s just as bad off.In the haze and ashes of the aftermath, you wade to where the daemon was standing. There you find only the Lord of Change’s neck and head. He coughs and begins cackling. “It matters not! I shall just come back until you are crushed beneath the true weight of fate!”“No, dear. No you won’t.” You whirl around to see Acerea and Sytili standing behind you. The former is sporting a brand new form but you’re not overly concerned about that at the moment. She moves over to support you as Sytili walks past, right up to the Lord of Change’s remains.(cont)
>>38143818“You two aren’t going to like this, but bear with me,” the Tyranid remarks. Her brow furrows, then the world turns yellow. It’s as if your connection to the Warp has been severed completely, like you were standing next to a full strength Pariah. Were you any more injured you might keel over right there.“What is this?!” cries the Bird as Sytili picks up the wriggling neck and head. “How were you able to shift the Shadows of the Warp at will?!”The Tyranid smiles and gouges out the Lord of Change’s eyes. “You honestly think that wasn’t the first thing I learned how to do? I knew from day one when Ignitrix came to me that I’d have to evolve a way to suppress it or ‘switch frequencies’ at will.”“But! BUT THAT CAN’T HAPPEN!”“Save it for someone who cares. Oh and have fun decorating Khorne’s throne.”With that Sytili consumes the remains right in front of you. You hear the daemon’s screeches for several minutes before it finally falls silent. Then Sytili coughs up a cleaned avian skull and offers it out to you.“I think this is yours.”>  Take it>  Let her keep it>  Smile and then pass out>>38143671This guy gets it. Red Herrings are fun!
>>38143766Well, given the amount of what they could use in Dawn of War 1 through Soulstorm, I'd say around 100.
>>38143844>  Let her keep it>  Smile and then pass out
>>38143844>>  Let her keep it>>381437662-3 at most.
>>38143844>  Let her keep it>  Smile and then pass outAw, she claimed her first skull! How adorable!
>>38143844>  Take it>  Smile and then pass outPassing out while smiling and cuddling a skull? Only cinder can make it dawww worthy!
>>38143844>>  Let her keep it
>>38143818>“Heh. So the ol’ gal did it then. S’pose I should get a move on then…” holy shit smithers is khorne in disguisealso >2 the bug earned it twas her kill
>>38143844>  Let her keep it>  Smile and then pass outA Token of our first major conquest as a team...
>>38143844 She earned it. Saved our ass and all that.
>>38143901>holy shit smithers is khorne in disguiseWhat if he's Cego..whatever in disguise?
>>38143901> Khorne "retires" to a farm in the ass end of nowhereI don't know whether to applaud your brilliance or slap you for your stupidity. Both? Let's do both. Chaos everybody.
>>38143879This is like the 500th one she's taken.>>38143818>The former is sporting a brand new form but you’re not overly concerned about that at the moment.She already got promoted without us getting to play through whatever happened? ELH, YOU'RE KILLING ME
>>38143958Waifu-kun calm down. I know you really like her but her actual form change wasn't anything exciting in terms of content. She'll explain the whole thing once Cinder recovers.
>>38143947Swords into ploughshares, man. You know what the most tenacious foe is? Whose heads you claim time and time again? Weeds.
Seems Sytili gets to keep the skull. Writing...
>>38143958We did play through it, anon. A battle barge fell on everyone. She probably jumped into a body outside the blast radius.
>>38143947on a planet where killing a person means you get to keep their stuff to keep a closer eye on one of his potential successors he might be doing it to all of them
>>38144150We haven't gotten to play through all the neat stuff Acerea's been doing on this planet the whole time! I really wanted to spread a plague!
>>38144119I hope she gets to meet Khorne
>>38144240Yeah, we should put in a good word for her on making her a champion!
Sytili needs to earn some Nurgle points.
>>38144299No.Acerea already has an eldar.Whereas Cinder had none and now we have Syttili
>>38143844You reach out with the only thing you can (your tail) and push the skull back towards the Tyranid. “Nah. You keep it. I’m going to go wrestle with unconsciousness now, that slippery bastar-”And then you faint.Some time later you awake to find yourself floating upright in your bloodbath back aboard the Obscenity Engine. At first you wonder if it was all a dream. Whether you just conjured up a fight with a Lord of Change in your mind out of boredom. Then Sytili breaks through the door and pounces on you. “CINNNNDDDEEERRRR!”The force of her leap sends the pair of you all the way to the bottom of the bloodbath. As she clutches you tight you notice that every part of your body is rebelling against the strain. It must not be too long after you passed out then. Just enough to recover superficially but not entirely.When the pair of you surface you see that Acerea’s come into your quarters as well. The Plague Herald’s form is still strange to you, with its tendril-like roots, diseased and healing skin, and so forth. But not enough to matter. It’s still the Acerea you know and love.“I tried to keep her from rushing in,” comments Acerea as she slips into the bloodbath. “But her new form’s surprisingly powerful. Sorry Cin~”>  It’s fine, really.>  Cute, but it still hurts.>  Apply Khornate diplomacy and remove Sytili from your person. She’ll understand.>  Write in
>>38144370> Cute, but it still hurts.>  It’s fine, really.
>>38144370Oh also here's the new Acerea for anyone who missed it.
>>38144370>>  Cute, but it still hurts.>  Apply Khornate diplomacy and remove Sytili from your person. She’ll understand.
>>38144274>so I hear you're putting together a team from outer space....
>>38144299Hell yeah, specc her out as a Champion of Khorne with fully upgraded sweeping doom, spend all remaining points in Nurgle, point and kill. Switch on Sweeping Doom on a horde, hell yeah, everything dies. Additionally, upon becoming a Champion of Khorne, that alone causes her to outdamage both Alia and Conn'rey(note that a fully upgraded To Victory does more damage than sweeping doom, but is harder to aim across multiple units). Speccing the rest of your points as Nurgle turns Sytili into an unstoppable rape-machine that makes those two look like simpering pansies. (Note that spending one point on Tzeentch turns your heretics into walking batteries for energy, which means infinite zeal for Sonja and the ability to spam infection and accelerate metabolism for Acerea, but costs you the awesome power-booster that is the Khornate shrine.) And then, when you get Sytili a Daemon Sword, well, given the tremendously high damage she'll do with it, and from her auras, and her health leeching, any attempt to face her in combat will be met with said person being torn to bloody shreds in under a second.
>>38144370>>  Cute, but it still hurts.>>  Apply Khornate diplomacy and remove Sytili from your person. She’ll understand.
>>38144370>  It’s fine, really
>>38144370>  It’s fine, really.>  Cute, but it still hurts.
>>38144370>>  Cute, but it still hurts.>>  Apply Khornate diplomacy and remove Sytili from your person. She’ll understand.Yeah time to wrestle
>>38144405Somewhere Matt Ward's brain just exploded.Continue.Also, are there actual tabletop (minis) or BC/DH/RT/etc stats for any MC/NPC thus far?
>>38144370say;>  It’s fine, really.think;>  Cute, but it still hurts.
>>38144405Isn't that the Eliphas in Retribution text on 1d4chan?
Acerea's a plague herald?
>>38144370 Pushing her away would be like kicking a puppy.
>>38144523Looks like she leveled up offscreen.
I think  has it.Writing...>>38144523She's been one for awhile I just hadn't made the nomenclature switch properly until Sytili's sidequest iirc. There's a lot of small stuff like this and the whole "Is Cinder just a big red thing" that would be fixed if this was ever actually proofed and compiled properly.
>>38144558>>38144579Though she's not a Great Unclean One yet?
>>38144370You grit your teeth and smile. “It’s fine, really. It doesn’t bother me at all.”Acerea rolls her eyes but returns the grin. “Sure it doesn’t, hun. Have to keep up that strong exterior and all that~”“Of course. Especially since apparently I’m setting an example now.” You look down at Sytili. She’s still firmly attached to your abdomen, her tail wriggles causing small waves of blood throughout the bath.“You’ll get used to it,” teases Acerea as she sinks lower. “But anyways. I think you’ll be happy to know that there’s no more trace of the Lord of Change or his cronies.”“Yessss,” interjects Sytili. “While we brought you up here I had my flock ssslaughter anyone sssshowing psssychic potential. I left your milk-corrupted cultisssstsss alone bessst I could.”“Something at least,” you admit.For a moment, Acerea’s grin falters. She looks to Sytili then back at you before shaking her head. “What is it?” you ask.“Ah…. nothing you need to get worked up about right now, dear.”>  Press for information>  Let it slide until you feel better>>38144591Nein.
>>38144726>  Press for information
>>38144726>You going to miss your own cultists?
>>38144726>  Press for informationperhaps we could attempt to make some kind of plan to deal with whatever is going to be a problem...
>>38144726> We're injured, not soft.
>>38144726> Press for information
>>38144726You straight up a little, gently prying yourself loose from Sytili as you do so. She seems more than content to go off “swimming” in the bath as you and Acerea talk.“That sounds exactly like the kind of thing I SHOULD be getting worked up about,” you reply. “Just tell me what it is. Not like I’m in any state to go into a full-on rage.”Acerea sighs. “As you wish. During our purging and reclamation, we (well Sytili really) came across an Astropath screaming and clutching his head in terror. Best we could tell, he’d been forced to send a message.”“And that message would be…?”“Fervioussss hasss fallen. Cinder hassss fallen. Tyranidssss are here…” answers Sytili from across the bath. “Along with sssseveral imagesss of my flock, you, and the Lord of Change.”>  Keep it cool. It was bound to happen eventually.>  Fuck all the things. Now your rosette is useless!>  Opt to remain silent and sink lower into the blood
>>38144907> Fuck all the things. Now your rosette is useless!Oh well, we can still keep it as a nice accessory?
>>38144907> Keep it cool. It was bound to happen eventually.
>>38144907>  Keep it cool. It was bound to happen eventually.Now we can be Inquisitor Ember!
>>38144907>  Keep it cool. It was bound to happen eventually.
>>38144907 It's like christmas came early. Chaos Santa, you're truly the best!
>>38144907>  Fuck all the things. Now your rosette is useless!>Furiously cleave with the Rosette.
>>38144907> Keep it cool. It was bound to happen eventually.Do I smell prey incoming?
>>38144907>[angry cinder noises]
>>38144907>  Opt to remain silent and sink lower into the bloodWhat did it show of us? anything that could suggest our true nature or something that merely suggests our death... alternatively, we could always attempt to spin it as the work of the foul demon we were fighting attempting to soil our reputation...
>>38145106It sent only images of our butt.
 it is, writing...>>38145106It showed you with a rosette (Remember the Servo Skull?) and tearing apart the PDF barracks.
>>38145137Reminds me of that Duchess of Elstwhere game.
>>38145137>"I can't make out what it's supposed to be, sir. There's a big red circle obscuring most of the images."2PHAT
>>38144907You permit yourself a single, loud sigh in reaction to this news. But nothing more. “It was bound to happen eventually, I guess. But at least now I won’t have to go sneaking around and pretending I’m purple.”Acerea giggles. “You wouldn’t look good in purple. I’m glad you’re not livid though. I thought you might be.”“Eh. I channeled all that rage into a certain Battle Barge.”“It certainly made you ‘armlessssss…”“Remind me why I keep you around again?”Sytili stops moving about and smiles. Even her scything talons wiggle. “Becaussssse you sssecretly like the fact I do ssstuff Ignitrix doessssn’t.”A grumble is all she gets from you as you sink lower in the bath, all the way to your horns. It was true. She may not be Ignitrix but damned if you don’t enjoy her company. But you could never say as much out loud to either the Tyranid or Daemon. It wouldn’t be Khornate of you.So for the time you relegate yourself to mock-pouting in your own bath.> Housekeeping next post
>>38145202see >>38137708We keep all our fat in our tail.
>>38145242Nah, the tail just makes the ass bigger to support it all. Have you ever seen one of those draenei? Evidence.
>>38145242Lies and Slander you cur
>>38145236So all that happened and is true.Hopefully it brings up questions and intrigue for when you reunite with Iggy next session. I imagine that will be a gigantic clusterfuck of talking to NPCs anyways.As for points and stuff...+11 Infamy (Brings Cinder to 70 Infamy and she can read a book)You have the option of giving Sytili another Khornate point at the cost of limiting her future investment with the others.So let's deal with the books first. What +5 book are you reading?>  "How to Punch Harder" by Hammerfist Smith (WS)>  "Keeping your eye on the Target" by LIIVI (BS)>  "Lift all the things!" by Sir Not-On-Steroids (S)>  "How to not give a fuck" by Buddha (T)>  "PAINTIN' YURSELF PURPL' FOR GITS" (Ag)>  "How to easily retain information" by Arch Magos Krieger (Int)>  "I Spy..." (Per)>  "Proper meditation techniques" (WP)>  "Headpats: The definitive guide" by Unknown and don't you dare read this Cinder! (Fel)
>>38145355>  "How to not give a fuck" by Buddha (T)
>>38145355>  "How to Punch Harder" by Hammerfist Smith (WS)
>>38145355 and We are zen. Also voting khorne point for Sytili. It suits her.
>>38145355> "How to Punch Harder" by Hammerfist Smith (WS)Khorne point for Sytili
>>38145425Oh snap, one book, sorry. Make that  then.
>>38145355Nurgle point for Sytili! She has been spending a lot of time helping Acerea spread her plagues around, and that Nurgle bonus will increase her toughness!
>>38145355> "How to Punch Harder" by Hammerfist Smith (WS)K point for Sytili,Acerea already has the eldar.WE NEED SOMEONE FOR OURSELVES DAMNIT!
>>38145355>  "Keeping your eye on the Target" by LIIVI (BS)Nice to see he's made a name of himself. Nurgle point for Sytili.
>>38145355> "Keeping your eye on the Target" by LIIVI (BS)Khorne point
>>38145480We have Acerea and Iggy for ourselves. We can also share Sytili with Acerea, for after all, they do get along swimmingly.
>>38145355We need that +5 from  pretty bad, even with all the bonuses. So .
>>38145502No as in we need someone to influence.Iggy has the sisters,Acerea has that one eldar.And we now have Styili
>>38145521We have Iggy and Acerea to influence. Isn't that badass?
>>38145355Does this planet have any books on Karate?
>>38145529No.We don't.They are nurgle and tzeentch NOT KHORNE.We litterally can't influence them like that
I believe WS and BS are tied. Someone check me on that. Otherwise, let's vote on what to do with Sytili while I deal with that.>  Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)>  Give her a Nurgle point
>>38145548But we totally can!>>38145549>  Give her a Nurgle pointI wanna see Cinder and Acerea raise her equally for a rel
>>38145355> "How to not give a fuck" by Buddha (T)Khorne Point
>>38145565-entless killing machine that can take punishment. After all, she is mortal, and taking something to increase her longevity will help with that.
>>38145549> Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)
>>38145549> Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)Must have our daughteru be spiky as possible.
>>38145549>  Give her a Nurgle point
>>38145549> Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)Best Daughteru needs more khorne points
>>38145587No, the grub must become grubby!
>>38145549>  Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)
>>38145521Acerea was influencing Sytili. Are you going to take that away from her?
>>38145621SHE HAS THE ELDAR SO....YES
>>38145549>  Give her a Nurgle pointSytili is their (adopted) baby, she should gets some of mama's love.
>>38145548We can introduce more Khornate aspects to them, and then they could incorporate those into their lives. It's a step closer to there being a Triumvirate of Chaos Godesses one day.
>>38145549> Give her a Khornate point (limits other points to a max of 4)ALL THE SPIKES MUHAHAHAHAH!
>>38145549>  Give her a Nurgle pointInsects with insects.
>>38145650From what I remember, Papa Nurgle has no plans to retire form his godhood. He was the first and by Chaos he going to be there when everything ends.
>>38145650...We're the maiden, Acerea is the mother, and Iggy's the crone. I just now realized this.
>>38145697Not if Acerea poisons him~!
>>38145708A disease that would make Nurgle sick would be really impressive.I just figured out what Acerea's life-long goal shall be! Or, um, a suggestion at least.
5 for Khorne4 for NurgleMrm. Should have known it'd be close. Though I have a feeling there's a bit of samefag on both sides of the aisle.In any case, I'll think about what to do in regards to WS/BS and Sytili. Rest assured the result will (hopefully) be in your best interests moving forward.With that I'm going to go make White Russians. If you have any questions, leave em here or on ask.fm.Thanks for coming out.
>>38145735Np seeya next time ELH and thanks for the thread!
>>38145735Good thread, bud.
Nurgle loses in popularity again, and even get their daughteru taken away from them.THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ELH! I'LL REMEMBER THIS!Besides Acerea not showing up until the fight was already over, this thread was cool.
>>38145735Newfag question here, when should I look for the next thread?
>>38145236>It wouldn’t be Khornate of you.
So on review, here's what I've come up with:+ 5 to WS helps you in the short term but not the long term. Thus I'm awarding the 5 to BS. Side note: You think LIIVI's a pussy based on his writing style but that he has very useful advice about windage and what not.Sytili will be awarded one Nurgle point and one Ignitrix point. The Nurgle one is for corrupting and eating an entire planet by proxy. The Ignitrix one is because she literally ate a Lord of Change and made that biomass a part of her.>>38145850Thursdayish? Watch Twitter.
>>38145929Cinder's tsun as shit when it comes to admitting she's not entirely Khornate. The only thing more tsun is Iggy in general.Personally I'm okay with it. If those two ARE going to be the next bigwigs they need to get along and adopt a new line of thinking. I mean, can you imagine an actual thinking and fury-directed Khornate? I shudder at the thought alone.
>>38146030Daemons don't have biomass, fool! They are made of Immaterium!
>>38146072No, they're made of handwavium.Yes I know it's not actually a thing in canon but Greater Daemons have some sort of mass to them even in realspace. Best I can tell anyways. They DO tend to be highly unstable though which is why they're not often long on this plane. It's something that will eventually come up in the course of dialogue in-quest. Or so I hope.
>>38146091I'd rather that Sytili didn't get stronger from eating daemons than give her bonuses.
>>38146110Because, y'know, she'll wanna eat us one day to get more Khornate. It's the Khornate way to chase True Might, after all.
>>38146110There's actually precedence for that in the form of Doom of Malan'tai. Sure it was Eldar souls/spirits it ate but the idea is the same thing here. Sytili "ate" the Lord of Change's soul and prevented it from reincarnating in the Warp.>>38146131Eh. It's possible. Guess we'll see. I doubt she'll actually do it though. Acerea's garden though? She'd eat that probably.
>>38146168Oh yeah, how many Nurglings do you think this debacle has brought about?