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We are back with more cop and elf goodness!
Let me know when you arrive.

After Cedric was attacked by PETA protestors and Ellie snapped, punching the daylights out of the attacker. The sergeant sent them to take two weeks off while things cool down in town.

Currently, they are chilling at a sky resort (its cheap because its off season), where they met some young college students who wanted to interview them for their college newspaper. After the interview, Ellie and Cedric are resting in their room.

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On January 10, 2015, there were several bright flashes of light all over the northern hemisphere, all over the world.

This is a story of newcomers and how their lives and ours changed when we met. It is a story of culture shock, science and magic.

It is a story about pointy ears and badges, a story about a Newhope, a small city in rural america, and how it adapted to a sudden wave of immigrants coming from the most exotic of realms.

***** WARNING ****
On this thread, we will have mostly SoL (Slice of Life) d'aww times.
If you don't like sol and d'aawws, this is not the thread for you.
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Time for my favorite quest :)
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>>38697987
Howdy.

I wonder if I could get in touch with the drawfriend that made this pic. I would like to talk with him/her about an idea/project that came up this week.
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How long have Cedric and Ellie been dating at this point?
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>>38698039
woohoo im right on time.
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I think people might be waiting for the first update.
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>>38698612
i think hes typing.
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You might notice, I completely forgot how to write skii lift

>>38698385
Lets see... almost 3 months.

>>38698411
Howdy

Alright I guess we can get started.
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**He said**

Cedric paused as he came into the room. The sight of the petite, pointy eared beauty's soft body emerging from the mess they made with the blankets and sheets by the windows forcing him to a halt.

She was looking out at the snow with a hand on her chin, a finger stretched out while she looked at the night scenery outside through the slit between the curtains.

"What are you looking at" -he asked after a few moments
"The ski lift isn't moving" -she answered him with a smile
"It is late. I doubt anyone would need it."

As he walked over and rejoined her on the sheets, he kissed her and, out of the corner of his eye, peeked outside.

It was completely dark.

How good are her eyes at night? he knew in which direction the skii lift was, but it was impossible for him to see anything beyond the window.

As he hugged and kissed her, he took a deep breath, enjoying her with every sense, then just keeping her there for almost a minute.

"Cedric, you are squishing me" -she complained softly after a while
"I'm sorry"

He let go and smooched her, then held her more gently.

In the morning, they were the picture of a lovey dovey couple, which seemed to amuse and bother other guests (what few there were) in equal measure.

1/?
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Other than skiing and doing like bunnies, what else is there to do at a sky resort? I live in the world's dryest desert here, gentlemen, ladies.

Maybe a excursion through a nearby petrified forest?
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Have some old 'traditionalist' couple come up to them and complain how it isn't right for humans and elves to couple. Kinda' like the Americans used to treat inter racial couples.
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>>38698845
well most ski resorts are around small towns and most of this towns thrive off tourism from the resorts so shopping is often what people do.
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>>38699011
hell, what IS a traditionalist couple nowadays? I think it would be fun if it was a couple of gay dudes or a couple of lesbians or a interracial couple.

>>38698845

As they are having hot chocolate in the lounge, one of the waiters asks to take a picture with Elliezabella.

She doesn't minds, and soon there's a small line of people wanting to take a picture with her.

Well... elves are still a incredibly tiny minority, but... they're not an attraction at a park, and Elliezabella is not a disney character.

Should we stop this?

>Yes, this is definitively racist
>Nah, she's having fun. If it doesn't bothers her, its just innocent fun.
>Other
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>>38699073
Ask her aside if it's bothering her, if it is stop it, if she doesn't care, let it continue. She'll likely say after a little bit it's bothering her though, they're kinda disturbing your hot choco.
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>>38699073
>>Other
allow a few then step in and give her a brake if they want to know why tell were going shopping.
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>>38699073
>Nah, she's having fun. If it doesn't bothers her, its just innocent fun.
Do Cedric and Ellie have their own camera? Might be nice to get someone to take a few pictures of them together.
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Has Cedric introduced Ellie to his parents yet?
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>>38699166
Oh I'd like this.
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>>38699073
Eh, if she's having fun why stop it? It ain't like she's being asked by corporate vultures to endorse products or anything.

And yeah, people against us dating an elf are denying their own nature. In all of fiction humans are usually notorious for dating outside their own species. Whenever you see a half-something, you can bet money on one half being human and you'll almost always win. As all authors as we know it are human, there's a reason for that. As someone I know once put it, we seek the stars so that we may experience the adventures of Captain Kirk. And we all know what his opinion was on dating the aliens.
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Kirk? I think you meant Zap Brannigan

>>38699166
Im torn on that sense. I sort of want them to have moved to Florida, and sort of want them to have passed away, if only because finding Clothes for Baldric in the real world would take XXL sizes to new dimensions.

Could have Wolfric and Annya (brother and sister) alive and well, if on other towns, though.

***

Cedric lets it continue. Its only about seven people, and it does not seem to bother her. Once the chocolate is over, they go over towards one of the hotel employees and he asks what else is there to do in this area.

"Oh, there are thermal baths, guided tours through a small native forest, and mountain climbing, sir."
"Thank you"

**She said**

Walking through a local forest for fun sounds... strangely dangerous.

"Cedric, are you sure about that? what if we are attacked by something?"
"Like what?"
"Don't you have raptorial dragons in this world?"
"...I am glad to say that we do not."
"What about Rollers?"
"I don't even know what those are"
"But you know what raptorial dragons are"
"Some sort of dragon, I imagine"
"..."
"We will be alright. You like the wilderness, right?"
"Just because I used to LIVE in the wilderness does not mean I like it. I would much rather go back home and play video games with you."
"Really? You don't want to come have a nice stroll with me? you are fine with the park back at home"
"That is a park. It has a fence all around"
"It will be alright, I promise" -he gives her a little kiss
"Fine"

As it turns out, the mountain forest is quite ample. The trees are a fair distance from each other, and the scents of wilderness feel oddly invigorating.

It takes almost the whole tour for her to truly enjoy herself, but seeing how relaxed everyone else is, she eventually just enjoys the walk holding Cedric's hand.

1/?
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>>38699517
Zap was more of a parody of Kirk than anything. We don't wanna be inept idiotic virgins, people want to be the strong, cunning, and sexy seducers of the stars. If there are aliens out there, I hope they're ready for us to hit on them, because mark my words we will.

They get the radio waves, they can tap into the net, they have to see this coming if they're paying attention. I bet their nerds are just waiting for the day a sexy human asks them out just like we're waiting for the day elf ears and fluffy tails become real. It will be a glorious day.
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>>38699517

Coming back from the tour, Eliezabella points out the lack of wildlife tracks, and Cedric explains to her that most forests in urban areas don't usually have wolves and .. well, a complete ecosystem.

"But we could go to a game preservation if you ever want to hunt something." -he says, and then Elliezabella starts asking him about that.

**About 10 minutes later**

"Your world sounds pretty safe"
"Well... there are regions where getting killed by wildlife is still a thing, but not near where we live."
"I wonder if we could start a game preserve"
"Us? you and me?"
"I meant, my tribe"
"I... don't know. You are a minority group, you could argue that it is part of your culture... I guess you could? would need to check the laws on it"
"Alright"
"When we go back. Not right now"
"Sure" -she kisses him

The next few days pass by happily, with them going skiing, walking through the nearby forest, and trying out the thermal baths.

After all the happiness of their (forced) vacations, they are more than ready to go home, however.

A phonecall to the sergeant conforms that the press is finally gone, and they should in fact come back to help the investigation process.

2/?

There ARE privately owned game preservations right?
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>>38700103
Not American so I couldn't say, probably not except for the super rich and organizations, though mostly organizations I'd imagine. Ducks unlimited and that sort of thing. There might be more private state preservations as opposed to federal stuff. In Canada some provincial parks are like private resorts or getaways. In the Rockies there are even small cottages completely free for people to use (as long as you record temp. and barometric pressure at a station 'n shit) and probably a ton of other stuff like that all over. I'm sure Americans won't be too angry if you fluffed a privately owned game preserve when there isn't.
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>>38700103
if you own land then you can do what ever you want on that land so long as it doesn't brake federal or state law
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>>38700103
>There ARE privately owned game preservations right?
I imagine the only limits are ownership of land and global laws for species protection that would override ownership regardless.
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>>38700103
Yes, there are. That's where most of those hunting shows you see on TV are filmed. It's no coincidence that they manage to always find a huge trophy animal in those shows.
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>>38700197
Yeah what they said
>>38700217
>>38700267
If its just land and its not against the law, A OK. The purpose of a preservation is specifically to protect and maintain the levels of species, whether that's just so there is more to hunt later depends (Ducks unlimited vs. federal preserve for example.) Otherwise its just land. Not reason you cant hunt on your own private 2000 acres in the middle of nowhere.
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>>38700380
>>38700267
Oh boy PETA is going to love them elven hunting preservations.

***He said***

Coming home, they went back to their daily schedule with little effort. Get up early on, go jogging, come back, shower, go to work.

After the car's camera footage was exposed and the whole incident died down, things seem to have gone back to normal for good.

Well, as normal as they can be when you now have magic and pointy ears going around.

Elliezabella finally got her own gun. Or rather, she was finally allowed to take it out with her on the job.

Other than sending blood samples and magic acorns to the hospital in chicago from time to time, their every day life was blissfully normal.

Of course, this couldn't last forever, or even for a good while, and just a couple of months later, they answered to a call to find a strange scene in the main square downtown.

One of the elf's hunting animals was stolen last night, and it managed to escape the truck taking it away right in the middle of town. Now it is holed up inside city hall and the building had to be evacuated.

Of course Cedric and Elliezabella were called first.

"So... this thing, is it dangerous?" -he asks
"Yes, well.... yes. Its a hunting beast, you know?"
"Alright, shouldn't we call animal control?"
"It would be better to just get its owner here, but from what father is telling me, they stole it from him because he's out of town for the weekend."

She was on the phone... she actually got a more modern cellphone than he has.

"Wait, that thing is your dad's?"
"No, no. My dad knows the owner"
"Oh. So pretty much a case of burglery on a house while the owner is away. Alright, that's nice and old fashioned-like"

>Have Ellie try to calm it down
>Let animal control handle it
>Other
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>>38700752
>>Have Ellie try to calm it down
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>>38700752
>>Have Ellie try to calm it down
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>>38700752
>Have Ellie try to calm it down
While its not necessarily our job description something tells me an elven hunting animal could make a pit bull look like a kitten, those poor animal control guys. Speaking of which that sounds like a prime place of employment for a race(species technically) that can speak animal.
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>>38700752
>Call for more elves. They know better how to handle these things.
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>>38700752
I hate to be "That Guy" but uh we kinda only have a few non lewd pics of that character in Space Crusade quest so can you try not to use them please? Incase we need to post em. Sorry if i'm being a dick......
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I think im actually done with that character, and didint knew she was being used elsewhere at the same time. If you need to use those same pics, do what I do when this happens to me. Just open them with mspaint and draw a single black dot on a black area, then save the changes. That's enough for the board to consider them different pics. Of course you can also use a white dot on a white area, or red on red, etc. You get the idea, im sure.
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>>38700910
Oh didn't know about that...Thanks though for being understanding
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>>38700940
Its good for when you want to use the same pic more than once for whatever reason.

unrelated, but this pic is still SFW, right? nothing is exposed, technically.
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>>38700982
different anon its borderline but its safe.
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>>38700982
Let me remind you that certain Quest just got axe for smutty options even without suggestive images. I'd tread extra carefully these days.
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>>38700854
Nah, it's a perfectly justified request in my opinion and the char doesn't even look much like the protagonist here.

>>38700752
>Ask Ellie to try to calm the creature down, if she's not too confident then perhaps call for another elf or animal control (shouldn't they have an elf or few on employ by this point?)
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>>38701024
Cool, thanks.

>>38701098
I heard they had underage sex. And not just a couple of teens kissing, but full on pedo, in which case I agree with the mods.

***

"Well, have you handled one of these?"
"Sure, I'm a hunter, you know?"
"Could you get it out of the city hall without having to shoot it first?"
"Yes, leave it to me!"

Well, she seems rather motivated.

Actually, we haven't seen these things before. They're like dogs, right?

**She said**

(Alright, I can do this. Just need to calm it down first)

The city hall building was empty now, with the water sprays on, for some reason.

"Can we turn these off? can't really see very well with them, and I want it to smell that I'm an elf, and not prey"
"Alright, hold on..." -Cedric calls the sergeant and asks about that- "Sergeant says he'll have to call the fire department, can we wait a little bit?"
"Sure"

Once the water sprayers are turned off, the place is soaked but at least now we can see past 3 meters.

Elliezabella and Cedric's shoes make a wet sploosh sound on every step, with their reflection clearly visible on the flooded floor.

"This won't ruin our shoes, right?"
"I don't think we should be worried about that now"

She nods, and whistles with two fingers in her mouth. It sounds loud and clear, even echoing in the empty building.

"That sure is loud." -says Cedric as he lowers his hands from his ears
"Its meant to be heard in the thick woods"
"What now, do we just wait for it?"
"It should howl if it heard me. Maybe its in another floor?"

>Lets just keep trying for a bit, no rush to go into the empty building with an otherworld hunting beast.
>Sure, can't risk the otherworldly beast jumping out a window and eating somebody's dog.
>Other
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>>38701339

>Lets just keep trying for a bit, no rush to go into the empty building with an otherworld hunting beast.
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>>38701339
>>Sure, can't risk the otherworldly beast jumping out a window and eating somebody's dog.

captcha: umaid
somedays captcha understands me and tg
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Unrelated, but im starting to get bored of the Overlord LN. Its starting to get repetitive and formulaic. Are you guys reading it?

Oh also I found out that somebody is translating Ideal Pimp Life, and already did Volume 1 and most of volume 2. Volume 3 is just starting right now.

http://unlimitednovelfailures.mangamatters.com/shinanai-otoko-ni-koi-shita-shoujo/shinanai-otoko-volume-01/

This one is about a guy being summoned to another world just to marry a delicious brown girl redhead who is the queen of a country and doesnt wants to marry either of the guys chasing her. He's a descendant of royalty from that country and an enemy country, that eloped to earth in order to live together.

>>38701390
>>38701359

So we have a tie? okay, waiting a bit
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>>38701594
wrong link. Why keep the original japanese names/words on the title, was "Ideal Pimp Life" too silly?

http://unlimitednovelfailures.mangamatters.com/risou-no-himo-seikatsu/risou-no-himo-seikatsu-volume-01/
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>>38701594
Isn't stella the dog?

speaking of which
>Sure, can't risk the otherworldly beast jumping out a window and eating somebody's dog.
advance with caution though
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>>38701752
wolf girl
in the other quest king runs
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>>38701775

Ah cool, cheers
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>>38701752
yes and no. In my thu/fry quest, she's a wolf girl and energetic little sister to the MC

***

Cedric and Elliezabella go into the building, with Ellie whistling from time to time.

Finally, her pointy ears wiggle and she says she got a faint response, but it is coming from bellow.

Well, of course, why wouldn't we experience the joys of chasing a large predator into a dark, damp basement, right?

Only, its pretty bright and clean. It looks like it is being used as a warehouse for old documents.

Somehow, the ... lets call it a hunting bear? its too big to be a dog.

"Ellie, what is that thing called?"
"Its a roller"
"Why is it called that way?"
"It bites and then rolls to stun, kill and rip its prey"
"Oh, so its a land crocodile, then"

The roller is covered with what Cedric first takes for white fur, but on closer inspection turns out to be feathers. It looks somewhat like a boar, but its face and mouth are more like a parakeet.

"Is it a bird?"
"Its a type of lizard"
"Somehow. I expected you to use dogs"

The roller is stuck on some pipes. Apparently, it had crawled there looking for heat, and its hard face/beak had no trouble going in, but did not let it get out.

Indeed... not too smart.

It also howls REALLY loudly.

"Dete dete" {Ellie says to it in elven.

Its been almost half a year since she arrived, now. She can speak in english with Cedric and anyone else without needing a translation spell, so now all that's left is for Cedric to learn elven.

Apparently, lizards can't whimper, but the message gets across.

Well, it looks like it is really well and thoroughly stuck.

>Lets call the firemen, they should have toold to cut through pipes and such, right? the jaws of life?
>If it can go in, it can go out. Let Ellie calm it down and pull it out, eventually.
>Other
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>>38702022
I meant tools
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>>38702022
>>Other
get some grease or some kind of lubricant to help it escape on its own

i do not want this thing scared and attacking fireman.
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>>38702022
Could we combine the two? Have Ellie calm it down while the firemen try to free it? Maybe we should have someone with a tranquilizer nearby too. Just in case.

Also, does Ellie know if the elves make any kind of herbal calming agent for taming their hunting beasts or anything? That might be better than a tranquilizer.
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>>38702088
This.
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>>38702132
>>38702088
>Use grease

At least nobody said lube

>>38702128
>Could we combine the two? Have Ellie calm it down while the firemen try to free it? Maybe we should have someone with a tranquilizer nearby too. Just in case

**He said**

[I wonder if it poked its head in trying to catch some mice? well, if it can go in, it can come out]

"Ellie, please keep it calm while I look for some grease or something else to help it slip out, alright?"
"Sure"

It looks rather pitiful as Ellie soothes it down while it "whimpers".

"Ah, hold on, there's a hardware store a couple of blocks away..."

Not wanting to leave her alone, she calls the sergeant and asks if somebody can bring in a bucket of grease. He explains what for, obviously.

A little bit later, a very greasy roller, a very greasy Ellie, and a very greasy Cedric are struggling to get the roller's head out from between the pipes.

The grease helped, but in the end, they had to use a jack to push the pipes juuuust a little bit apart.

The roller seems to be in pain, but Ellie says its the scent of grease hurting its nose. Once they give it a bath back home, it should be alright.

As the thing stands and walks with Ellie, Cedric finally gets a good look at how big it is.

It really looks like a mix between a boar and a parakeet, too. If only because of the head.

"Your people breeds these things?"
"No, we just steal the eggs from the nests"
"Well, there are no roller nests around here, so you may want to think about that"
"....right"

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Is there undeveloped land left in michigan? I mean, these things would need a lot of room, and I can see how that could lead to a game preservation down the line.

These are definitively endangered creatures, right? there cant be more than a few hundreds of them among all the elf colonies across the country.
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>>38702482
their is alot of land in the US so you dont have to worry about not having enough land for them.
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>>38702482

Now that we have the greasy parakeet pig out of the city hall, how do we take it back to its home?

"We are not getting a greasy roller into my clean patrol" -says Elliezabella
"Your patrol?" -Cedric looks at her greasy face
"Yup. I clean it every week you know?"
"Ah, yes, I had noticed it being more clean than usual. So what then? we can't walk it all the way to the elven neighborhood"
"Can't we use your truck?"
"I can't leave you alone."
"Let's call the animal control people. It should have been their job to begin with"
"If we were going to do that, we should have done so from the start, besides, I doubt they have a cage in the right size"

>Let's comandeer somebody's truck on police business, like in the movies!
>Lets tie it to the car and drive back really slowly
>Other
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>>38703001
>Rent a moving truck.
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>>38703001
this works>>38703050
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>>38703001
>>38703050
This.
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>>38703050 >>38703076
>>38703090
>Rent a moving truck.
>using common sense

awww

***She said***

"Its alright., I have an idea"

She uses her phone and calls for a moving truck.

"We probably need a permit to move an animal like this." -says Cedric
"Arrest me?"
"Oh you" -he smooches her- "Ugh"
"What is it?"
"You taste like grease"
"You too!"

They laugh a little bit, and finally take the roller back to its house.

"I can charge the department for the moving truck, right?"
"Probably. Ask the sergeant"
"Let's go home and clean up before going back for the patrol. I dont want to get inside all greasy and ruin the insides"
"You know we have had a lot worse than grease in that car, right?"
"Not on the front seats"
"Fair enough"

They make a stop at home and have a shower before changing into clean clothes. It feels a little off to drive the patrol dressed in every day clothes, but their other uniforms are at the station.

"Who do you think tried to steal the roller to begin with?" -asks Cedric while driving the patrol

>PETA, probably
>Some rich guy with a taste for exotic meat?
>Other
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>>38703260
>PETA, probably
or
>Some rich guy with a taste for exotic meat?
Or
>some scientist wanting to study it.
Who knows really?
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>>38703260
>PETA, probably
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>>38703260
actually, im asking who do you wANT to be the culprit for adventure purposes
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>>38703320
Peta then.
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>>38703320
Oh, well in that case.
>Some rich guy with a taste for exotic meat?

It'd become a whole big thing probably if it were PETA.
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>>38703260
>>PETA, probably
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>>38703260
>Some rich guy with a taste for exotic meat?
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>A rich man with a taste for exotic meat.
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It feels like someone is samefagging for the rich guy. And I wanted that option to come through because it would be a stereotypical villain thing, and those can be fun.

I'm a 3rd worlder in a country where I dont think we even HAVE a PETA office... but damn, they really seem to give off a bad guy vibe. So fucking hard. Would be interesting if the thread got killed because of PETA complains, come think about it.

*** She said ***

"What about those PETA people? they are pretty extreme, right?"
"Let's hope its not them. I don't want to deal with PETA again."

They go back to the station, and get teased by the sergeant about being on casual clothes.

Well, after a long day of grease, animals and trucks, they just let him say whatever and are happy when they get to go home.

The next morning, they find out that the truck has been found several miles out of town.

It is brought in to the station's parking lot and examined. Once of the traffic cameras got the moment the roller came out and ran off, and it matches perfectly.

The plates have been removed, but they can be seen in the video.

Of course, it has been reported as stolen by the owner, one of the regional organizers for the PETA rallies and demonstrations.

"Well, I am going to guess we would find his fingerprints on the truck, but would it be too much to ask for evidence in the house the roller was stolen from?" -asks Ellie to the sergeant while they are both having coffee. She's really acclimated to modern life now, isn't she?
"Sadly, yes. There was nothing"
"Could I get some hair from the owner? I could use a tracking spell. There may be something we missed"

>We could ask for a drug test to get blood? I dont know how to get you hair
>I dont think that would be legal
>Other
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>>38704088
>We could ask for a drug test to get blood? I dont know how to get you hair
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>>38704088
>>We could ask for a drug test to get blood? I dont know how to get you hair
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>>38704088
>I dont think that would be legal

Nothing found using magic is probably admisable in court yet.
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>>38704088

Eh, I don't think they're particularly powerful. Just obnoxious, and perhaps good at playing emotions of some celebrities, but not particularly relevant.

>We could ask for a drug test to get blood?
>I don't know if magic would be permissible proof in a court anyway...
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>>38704232
Actually, we used it to find the kid, so decent judges will probably allow it in clear circumstances.
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>>38704207
>>38704194
how DO we ask someone for a drug test, btw? I mean an alcohol test seems obvious, but how do you approach random guy X and ask for blood?
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>>38704278
Yeah. And most people hate them. Even other animal rights groups.

>>38704290
I'd think you'd need a court order.
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>>38704290
easy

sir to make sure you are not a fault or to have any claim made against you we need to make sure you were not under the influence of any substance.
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>>38704367
actually its legal if they give permission.
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>>38704437
Why would he if we're investigating him?
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>>38704376
I like that but im pretty sure that would be deceiving somebody... I like it tho, but we ... ah, there we go

>>38704437
this

Alright, lets try asking politely.

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When the owner of the truck shows up, he has an arm in a casket due to having broken it during a sports accident.

Well, he's of course, happy that his truck has been found so quickly.

The sergeant asks him how is he planning on driving off with it with a broken arm, and he says that he brought a friend along for that, he's just waiting outside.

"Sir, I should inform you that your truck was used to attempt to commit a crime, which we are currently investigating. Could I ask you to leave it in our custody for now?"

At this, the man becomes angry, since such could have been told to him over the phone instead of making him come all the way to the station. He claims that he is not against it, but he is upset that he was made to waste time like this.

The sergeant apologizes and asks him a few questions, such as "were you hurt in a sports accident? you are not being threatened? you were not actually pulled out of the truck?"

The man seems touched by the sergeant's worry but assures him that is not the case.

"Alright, one final thing, sir. We found some blood near where the truck was found, could we ask for a sample of yours, just to make absolutely sure, it is not yours?"
"What? by the truck? where it was found?"
"Yes, it wasn't on the truck, but close. It may be unrelated"
"Alright, if that will help your investigation."

Thus, the sergeant got Ellie's blood sample for the purposes of helping along the investigation on the truck thieves.

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>>38704813

Using the blood, Ellie makes a compass to locate the nearest "Mister Smithson", and uses it around the truck.

No luck. The compass doesnt picks anything on the truck, and points towards the owner inside the station.

"There's none of his blood on the truck" -she says
"Well, then can we take it now?" -mister smithson asks

Ellie nods to the sergeant, and they take the truck away.

Well, that's not what we wanted the compass for, anyway.

About an hour later, Ellie is using the compass around the house where the roller was taken from. If mister Smithson got hurt while taking the animal and any of his blood is around, it will...

"Ah! there!" -she takes Cedric and a evidence team towards a corner of the garden, and points to an area of grass- "There's blood on the ground"
"We'll check for it"

Now we have evidence showing that he was in the crime scene.

>Call him in for questioning again
>Look for more evidence. Suggestions?
>Other
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>>38704957
Can't Ellie speak to the roller?
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>>38705130
its not a canine. She can speal to wolves, dogs... are hienas a type of canine?
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>>38704957
>Look for more evidence. Check for anything that might have been dropped, have Ellie speak to the roller to see where it probably bit him.
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>>38705233
she cant speak to it. It is not a canine. And even if she could, I dont think its testimony would fly
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>>38704957
>>Look for more evidence. Suggestions?
check for blood on the roller if the roller attacked him then the roller has blood on it
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>>38705608
Sounds good. Anything else?
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>>38705649
compare the blood on the roller to what we had received from Mister Smithson if it matches bring him in for questioning
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>>38705704
Well guys we need to stop for tonight, and I have good/bad news

My surgery in the capital is coming up. This wednesday will be exams day, and on the 28th I will travel to the capital, that means next saturday will be the last for a while.

Also, there's a chance I'll go fully blind during the surgery, so... well, you know.

Anyway, I'll see you next week. Lets stop here for now. I'll go cook dinner, take a shower, etc, and come back to answer questions and what not.
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>>38705869
Godspeed and good health OP. Cheers for the thread.
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>>38705869
good luck i wish for the best.
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>>38705869
Oh no. Good luck with your surgery. And thanks for running.
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>>38705869
Check out dictation software, it works quite well these days. Rest and don't worry about it.
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>>38706452
But what about software to read me the posts? be back soon again, going to check on the cooking.
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Goodnight guys



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