Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCJournel Entry #13: I had a small meeting with the others from my school. It seems that they haven't made all that much progress on their mission. I don't mean to sound smug but... I think I've got a pretty go head start. I didn't know my glamour magic could pay off in such a big way.Also, I have been kidnapped by the Eastern Arts Appreciation Club. Help me.
>>38702930Develop Stockholm Syndrome and learn to enjoy your imprisonment, Tali.
>>38702930I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THISTali, I've been setting you up for the Fuwa route! How are you NOT enjoying this?
>Tali tries to get comfortable. He finds it unusually difficult... The show playing is not exactly to his tastes but with Fuwa's iron grip and Kuro nearby he dare not leave. He tries to focus instead on the elf holding him tightly. He can feel her soft body underneath his and hear her breathing with the regularity that deep sleep brings. Every once in a while she shifts position and holds him closer.>If not for the movie Kuro picked this wouldn't be half bad.>Except for that nagging feeling. That feeling that no position is quite right.>He hears a whimper from Fuwa. She holds Tali tighter and shifts again. And again. And again.... Is Fuwa uncomfortable?
>>38703007>UNCOMFYWhat movie is actually playing?
>>38703007Ask her what's up.Quietly I mean, don't want Kuro shushing you.
>>38703007Ok Check the room for comfypires stat! Also ask for change of movie, if it affects her comfy it is bad!
>>38703007hug her back.
>>38703007Probably. Someone is draining her comfy from her.Probably a comfy vampire. Those bastards.
>>38703037I think it was fujobait
>>38703007She can feel your boner poking her.Also, congrats on not dying Larro!
>>38703007>>Except for that nagging feeling. That feeling that no position is quite right.Don't get an erection.Don't get an erection.Don't get an erection.Don't get an erection.Don't get an erection.Get an erection.
>>38703007Ask her if she's okay.
The most exciting time of day has finally come!>>38703007Is Fuwa awake or having night terrors of a sort? Try asking her what's up.
>>38703007Are you okay Tali, you look kinda, not comfy yourself.
>>38703007Perhaps she's having a nightmare. Do something!
>>38703161Your comfy is changed by comfy of othersjust as your comfy changes theirs.One cannot be truly comfy alone,but only when his comfy becomes comfy of all.
>>38703161I really am not. I normally am when I'm with her.>>38703037Forbidden Love, Vol 2 "I'm A Boy But I'm In Love With My Male Professor~~~!It's... Bad. But Kuro seems to be enjoying it. Fuwa on the other hand...>Tali looks up at Fuwa."Hey," He says in a hushed tone, "You okay?">Fuwa opens her eyes. Tali can see she's sweating. She does not look very happy."She's here." She says."Who?""Wafu..."1/2
>>38703280>"Wafu..."Dun dun dun
>>38703280>Forbidden Love, Vol 2 "I'm A Boy But I'm In Love With My Male Professor~~~!
>>38703280Quick Tali, get your transmute comfypires to ice cream spells ready!
>>38703280Wafufags ruin everything.
>>38703280>Forbidden Love, Vol 2 "I'm A Boy But I'm In Love With My Male Professor~~~!This is your future Tali.
>>38703280"Wafu..?""My nemesis... Come.">She rises. Tali barely manages to avoid falling flat on his side and follows her out. Kuro is about to voice a complaint but a sharp glance from Fuwa silences her. Tali tries to ask Fuwa questions as they leave the Root Dorm but she ignores him. Each step she seems to get more and more ragged.>She stumbles and falls."Tali..." She says.>Tali rushes over to her. When he sees her he gasps.>She looks so...>Not comfortable."Tali... I can't go on..." She says. "Please... Help me... Find her... She can't be far... She's invoking a spell so she can't move... Please, Tali... I feel so terrible."Aren't comfypires, like, dangerous? It has the word 'pire' in it. Should I just get the teachers?
>>38703376I thought his future was to trapped in here with us?
>>38703280>Forbidden Love, Vol 2 "I'm A Boy But I'm In Love With My Male Professor~~~!Do you know its original name in language of Eastern lands? Does it start with "Boku"?
>>38703412No Tali, getting the teachers will only make the situation worse. Don't be 'that' guy who snitches all the time.You've got to face your battles head on, find that COMFYPIRE. DO IT FOR FUWA!
>>38703412Avenge her We can break this pire
>>38703412No Tali, you must defeat the vampire yourself.Stop running away.
>>38703412This is an important task you've been given, don't chicken out Go save Fuwa and make us proud.
>>38703412You must activate your self-buffing move, Tali, and defeat the comfypire in mortal combat. Or until she goes away because you keep punching her in the face.
>>38703412And leave Fuwa to deal with the Comfypire on her own? Do you want the Comfypire to drain her of comfyness completely?Bad things happen when one can never be comfy again...
>>38703412>Aren't comfypires, like, dangerous? It has the word 'pire' in it. Should I just get the teachers?Tali, lady is clearly in distress and asked for your help. This is no time to for iddle chatter or hiding behind other, this is time to act. Get together what you recall about spying and scrying and find the vile fiend!
give her a hug to give her a comfy boost before heading out.
Guys, how is our own scryig? Can Tali say, press us agains the wall and we'd try to sense presence through the building?
>>38703412Sense the flow of the stolen comfy. Let your feelings of satisfaction and peace lead you to where the stolen comfy is.
Okay, okay... I'll go and look for her myself.>>38703528>Tali gives Fuwa a hug. It seems to provide some measure of comfort but it's not nearly enough to overcome the curse she is under. The girl looks close to tears.>Tali looks around the area. The school is huge and there are places he hasn't even seen yet.How am I supposed to find one person in all of this..?
>>38703777Enlist that girl to be your guide. Now.
>>38703777Go with your gut, where do you feel most uncomfortable?
>>38703777Look for a trail of uncomfyness.
>>38703777FOLLOW YOUR HEART, TALI
>>38703412I have an ideaYou should say some stupid joke, like...>Why did the teacher send Dracula jr. home?>Because he was coffin too much.After that, you just need to follow the disapproving groan in order to find the comfypire.
>>38703777Walk in a 10 foot circle. Whichever point on the circle you feel most uncomfy, that is the right direction.
>>38703865>Why do vampires you have such a... "BAT" temper?
>>38703922Are you trying to bait her out through puns?
>>38703865>Wow a real comfypire>I bet she has a "FANG" club
>>38703777Perhaps you could try locating the spell instead?
>>38703922>What do you call a vampire's fireplace? A Vampyre!On second thought, that works better when read instead of spoken aloud.
>>38703922Fangs a lot, now I'm going to have vampire puns stuck in my head all day.We bite have to flush her out by other means. She's using a magical spell, right? There should be a pretty simple way to detect a ritual that requires her to be stationary.
Why can't Fuwa tolerate comfypires?They drive her batty!
>>38703865"What they call a comfypire who doesn't use a pillow?A non-comfyrmist!"
>>38703777Maybe call her out? Tell her she's a bad person, and that she should be ashamed.And if she doesn't stop, you'll get angry. And then you'll make her feel uncomfortable by filling her panties with sand and garlic.
>>38704134Because she's a vampire, duh.
>>38704097"What do they call it when comfypires think comfy drained from others is the best? A comfyrmation bias."
>>38704171"What do they call a dead comfypire?Cold comfort."
>>38704205"What is comfypire's favorite animal?A sloth!"
>Tali tries to follow the trail of uncomfyness. He looks keeps walking until it feels like he has pebbles in his shoe. When he turns the feeling vanishes. He turns back and it returns, even strong. He follows it until it feels like he has insects crawling under his clothes.>As he goes up a spiral staircase his socks feel damp.>Another twist gives him an itch he just can't reach.>Finally he arrives in a room that makes him feel like he constantly has something caught in the back of his throat.>The room, however, is completely empty.This has to be it... Where is she..?>>38704013I don't know a spell that can do that yet.>>38703865>>38703922>>38703946"Why can't Fuwa tolerate comfypires? ... They drive her batty!">.... Nothing.""What do they call a dead comfypire? ...Cold comfort.">... Still nothing."Why did the teacher send the comfypire home? Because she was coffin too much.""Ugh..."!!!>The sound comes from above.>Tali looks up and sees a latch on the ceiling. He pulls on it and a ladder comes down leading to an attic. He climbs up and sees a girl on the far end trying to divide her attention between Tali and the spell."... Sup?" She says
>>38704477>"... Sup?" She saysPush her down the trap with a MIGHTY TALI KICK!
>>38704477Fuwa because of you
>>38704477Throw a rock at her
>>38704477>Gem as fuel, target, reverse target's comfytransfer comfy to self as the 2nd lineSHE'S STEALING OUR COMFYDO SOMETHING, TALITHROW A FIREBALL OR SOMETHING, JUST DON'T FALL ASLEEP
>>38704477Tell her to stop that. You know, THAT.
>>38704477Go break her concentration or take her book away.Or just tell her to stop.
>>38704477Could you like... Not do what your doing? Please?
>>38704477Ask her to stop.
>>38704477Create an illusion of a Plasma TV projecting one of the more... explicit, scenes from the>Forbidden Love, Vol 2 "I'm A Boy But I'm In Love With My Male Professor~~~!in front of her and see if she can maintain her concentration.
>>38704477We challenge you to an uncomfyness competition!Whoever can make the other more uncomfy, wins. If we win, she has to become friends with Fuwa.Then we just apply the blue ball to her, and have it be as lewd as it possibly can.
>>38704477hose her down with water
>>38704624Even better>I bet you I can make you uncomfy without saying a word to you or touching youThen...We create a glamour illusion of one of these.
"Please stop.""Okay.">The spells turns off.1/2
>>38704721I like her
>>38704721Well, that was easy.I'm getting worried.
>>38704721Uh oh, she obeyed. That's not good.
>>38704721Tali, notice how cute and innocent she looks.
>>38704721Tali about to be in an uncomfortable situation in...3...2...1...
>>38704797And notice those sweater puppies.
>She begins casting another spell."Uhm... What are you doing?""Destroying your comfy forever.""What? Please don't do that!""Nah.">More runes appear in the air.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>38704847FUWA PLEASE SAVE US
Oh, hey Tali, I wrote up some more spells for you.Ask Fuwa about them, maybe?
>>38704847Just make me watch more fujoshi bait, Not like you need to waste a spell. Tali punch her in the gob.
>>38704847Steal her hat.
>>38704847Toss us at her dammitWe will break her mindWait aren't we already driving you insane?
>>38704847Quick! You got to disrupt the spell! With comfy! SOFTLY HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HER
>>38704847Say you have to insist, then interrupt her magic by punching her in the face.
>>38704847Well you know how to deal with wizards. TACKLE HER!
>>38704847Tali. I'm pretty sure we've given you like fifty spells that could kill her by now. Do it. Cast a spell.
>>38704847Quick, throw ice cream at her!
>>38704847Use the power of the voices! Form Voice-robo! Hyper-Voice Beam Canon!
>>38704847Grab her hat and start smacking her in the face with it. I'd suggest a spell, but I really don't think there's one that fits this situation. That Tali possesses, in any case.
>>38704847Okay, Tali, here's what we're going to do.I need you to cast an illusion of a wall in front of you. The same wall that's behind you, to make her think you disappeared.Then hide the door.Then, create the illusion of the walls starting to move in to crush her.While she's panicking, move behind her and pin her down. Pull her hair, give her a wedgie, whatever, just make sure she goes down.When you put her down, create several bowls filled with eggs, then say how you'll feed her each and every one of those before you let her go.
>>38705007>Pull her hair, give her a wedgie, whatever, just make sure she goes down.You're operating on assumption she's wearing something underneath...
>>38704847B...but now we can't be friends!Just keep making friends Tali
>>38704986He has telekinesis, flight/self-propulsion, and item theft. Also, basically complete illusion mastery.
>>38704847Quick, you need to make her uncomfortable! You need to... umm... give her a kiss?
>>38704882This, anyone who is evil and wears a hat is clearly suffering from hat derived evil syndrome.Please check your doctor if you suffer from HDES
>>38704847Go for the hat. It's the source of her power
>>38705041Even better when we summon illusion centipedes and bugs.Remember, she's a comfypire. She needs the comfy to survive. Making her uncomfy is lethal to her.
could you cast lift object to pick up her spell book and then use propel object to bring it towards yourself and just walk away? Or run if she gives chase?
>>38705141Could just use Steal Target.
throw us at her!
>>38705203that works too
>>38705203I wouldn't call the book unattended.>>38704872Is there a designated rune for "skirt"?
>Tali simply winks out. Fuwa looks startled and scans the room for the vanished Tali.>Tali can feel the small drain on his mana reserves as he begins to make the room seems smaller and small. Bugs begin to crawl out of the walks and march towards Wafu.>The comfypire breaks her spell and tries to leap through the hole in the attic but it appears to have vanished."S-stop it!" She says. "I know you're still there! I can sense you!">Tali feels a stronger drain on his mana. She's trying to break the glamour.>Before she can succeed she's knocked backwards by Tali's suddenly airborne body. He lands on top of her and begins tugging on her hat."I got you now!""What the heck!? Let go! Why are you trying to steal me hat!?""I know that's the source of your power!""What!? That's ridiculous! Let go of me, mortal, or else!">She keeps trying to pull back her hat from Tali but the elf proves stronger than the comfypire.
>>38705346Make the orb touch her and then we'll gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8ynIDYyG4
>>38705346I'm glad you enjoy this Tali.
>>38705346REMOVE COMFYPIRESTEAL HER HATALSO TOUCH US TO HER
>>38705239There is a rune for clothing. There may in fact be a dedicated rune for skirt, but we would need Tali to go look it up. I could use a lot more mundane object runes, actually, since I'd like to do some stuff with attempting to create our own artifacts, but about the only thing we really know is 'sword'. Swords are not the first place I'd start with creating magical items, really. Too dangerous, better to start with creating a comfier pillow.
>>38705346Take that hat off, if it isn't the source of her powers go pants next.
>>38705346>>She keeps trying to pull back her hat from Tali but the elf proves stronger than the comfypire.Run away with her hat
>>38705346Tali seems kind of Rapey....He's' learning well.
>>38705346Give her a wet willy. Then a noogie.
>>38705346We're playing Tali Fortress 2 now.Take the hat, and start craving more hats.
>>38705346Pull her hat down over her face, then flee back to Fuwa with her spell book
>>38705346quick while you got the hat make a glamor of you putting it on and doing a little to dance to distract her and then grab her spell book so she can't curse you once you're not distracting her and then bolt and turn of your dancing glamor so it doesn't drain more mana then you need it to.
that she wants it so badly is proof it's her power. take it to fuwa as proof.
>>38705346STEAL HER SLIPPERS TOO!
>>38705346REMOVE KEBAB The Hat!
realize you are in perfect boobjob position.
>>38705346We also should totally steal the book. I mean, there could be secrets in there.
>>38705346Ooh, getting aggressive are we? Run away with her book.
>>38705346She should stop trying to negotiate via threat. We can do MUCH worse things to her than she planned to do to us. Don't ask what those things are, Tali, you don't want to know.If she wants to go free, she is going to have to agree to a temporary ceasefire in her interactions with Fuwa at minimum. We're doing important research here, we can't have her causing our associates difficulty. If she won't agree, we'll have to disable or destroy her.
>>38705501This is an excellent call, as most mages cannot cast without their spellbook. She might be able to manage spells without it, but it'll inconvenience her at least, which is in our favor.
>>38705346Fine, then we'll just force feed you some of these illusionary bugs. And put sand in your shoes.You merely adopted the uncomfy. We were born in it, molded by it.
>>38705346You're the younger sibling, right? As a younger sibling, you probably remember all those indian burns etc. that come with being the younger sibling. It is time to inflict that suffering upon the world Tali.
>>38705436Well, he has good teachers, if I may say so myself.And natural dispositions - being elf and all...
>>38705346Recite Vogon poetry to her.
>>38705346Okay cool.Tell hey you'll give it back if you promise to stop.And maybe come back with you to the club to make sure.
>>38705488Really? I'm not even thinking about lewd things right now...>>38705504>>38705501>>38705468>>38705466>>38705465>>38705452>Tali sticks his finger in his mouth. He then sticks it in Wafu's ear. The comfypire gasps and her grip weakens. Tali tugs the hat out of her grip.>She tries to protest but a hat-slap silences her. He rolls off of the comfypire and snatches up her spellbook in one swift move.>Then he steals her slippers while she's down.>Tali climbs down the ladder and begins running back to Fuwa.Wait...Why did I steal her hat and slippers? I mean... The spell book at least makes sense but-
>>38705888Comfort is her power. It's perfectly reasonable, trust me. Comfypire specific, though, most adversaries doesn't necessarily apply.
>>38705888Without her outfit, she'll be UNCOMFY. It's like if Fuwa didn't have her blanket.
>>38705888"MORTAL!">Fuwa drops down onto the floor."You have awakened the comfypire! Now you will pay with your blood! Comfy blood!" She screams.
>>38705888Just roll with it, they might be magical artifacts.
>>38705888Doesn't matter, acquired comfy wear.
>>38705888>>38705934Shut up and run you little brown elf.
>>38705934PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>38705934SCREAM OUT FOR FUWA TO HELP
>>38705934Bro, she's bluffing. Convert her stuff to icecream.
>>38705934do the invisible thing and make a copy run off down another corridor. unless, y'know, she hunts by smell or something
>>38705934You'll give them back if she stops and comes back with you to the club.But prepare yourself Tali, this wrong be easy.
>>38705934GIVE HER US!Wait, does that paper say "waifus"?
>>38705934She can't catch you, Tali. You can make yourself invisible, you can fly, and you know the school and are supposed to be here. She ISN'T. Flee to somewhere the school security measures will pick her up, or to Fuwa.
>>38705934Can she fly?If she can't, surround yourself with Lego blocks. Thousands of Lego blocks. Let her try to cross that over.
>>38705934Run Tali! Run as if the humans are coming to chop down your forrest!
>>38705888Because, if she wants to chase you, she needs to run barefoot. Ever ran barefoot? Not that fun really when there's pebbles and shit on ground.The hat is a trophy
>>38705934Run down the coldest corridor without carpets you can find!
>>38705934Throw her hat and slippers at her while running away.
>>38705934RUN!Because she must have weak constitution, you should be able to outrun her. Long distance running is not comfy.
>>38705888>>38705934I hope we just didn't accidentally flip her Inner / Outer Moka switch.
>>38705986It's worth noting that while she has some sort of sense that can defeat your glamour, theoretically, it was NOWHERE NEAR as effective as Anita's visor, so you can still trick her with clever glamour enough to really really throw her off.
>>38705934RUN BITCH RUN
>>38705934Like, how much blood are we talking? If she just wants to prick your skin for a few droplets, you might as well give in. Especially if she asks nicely.
>>38705934Brave Sir Tali ran away, bravely bravely ran away!
>>38705934Run until you find a branching path, then go invisible again. Toss the hat in her face at the same time to distract her long enough to not realize what you did, if you are worried.
>>38705934>Wait...>Why did I steal her hat and slippers? just to fuck with her, speaking of which make a glamor of yourself running the opposite way you're actually run to try and shake her
>>38705934Glamour up a doctor's certificate saying you have AIDS
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>38705934Roll to seduce
>>38705934Run like Zoidberg Tali!Whoopwoowoowoop
>>38705934Point out to her that today is tongue awareness day and that she is now blinking and breathing manually.
>Tali turns himself invisible. At that same instant he makes an illusion occupy his space and run off with Wafu's things. The comfypire lets out a scream of rage and sets off after him.Oh. Those are stone steps she's going to go down. Those are pretty->He hears Wafu scream again.Cold.
>>38705934 Wafu is my Waifu
>>38706215Get back to Fuwa.
>>38706215Go help her Tali and give her hat and slippers back
>>38706215Back to Fuwa
>>38706215For the love of Fuwa, run you knife heared bastard!
>>38706215Well now she knows how she was making others feel.Leave her slippers somewhere where she can find them, but keep the hat as a trophy. And put in a note not to fuck with your friends anymore. Also, fill the slippers with sand and pebbles.
>>38706215Quick now, go check on Fuwa.
>>38706215well that solves that problem for now, head back to Fuwa and let her know you solved this
>>38706215Head back to Fuwa, and be aware that you've made an enemy this day.>Try not to worry about having your comfy and your blood stolen in your sleep>worry a lot.
>>38706215Drop the slippers, wear the hat, and get back to Fuwa.
>>38706215Back to Fuwa, pronto.
>>38706215A part of me wonders if stealing other students spell books is like a really bad thing or not.
>>38706215Sneak off and hand over the goods to Fuwa.
>>38706215See if Fuwa has any input on any of the spells I gave you because seriously if we keep getting into stuff like this we need to at least have one or two protective spells we can rely on, and I can't do much more without getting input from an experienced spellcrafter. Well, I could, but it would be insanely dangerous and you don't have any extra lives so far, Tali. Gotta at least be able to throw up a ward that'll hold up against straightforward violence, and something that'll stop hostile spells.
>>38706358Can't be worse than casting spells to drain them of precious things. Like comfyness.
>>38706215Try not to laugh. Laugh a lot.
>>38706358I'm pretty sure Wafu isn't a student. Which is why stealing the book would be okay. I'm not sure if we should give it to Fuwa though on consideration...What if she succumbs to temptation and becomes a comfypire herself? There's no risk of that happening to us, since I at least think being a comfypire is stupid, but we have no control over Fuwa's actions. Maybe we shouldn't give it to her?
>>38706215Give her a kiss while invisible.
>>38706215If she's about to catch up, try to have the illusion "accidentally" drop her pair of slippers right on top of something craggy so that she will try to put them on in order to make her pursuit more tolerable and then step on the uncomfortable thing beneath them.
>>38706433We just need to keep it away from Wafu, and maybe take a look if we get a chance.
Oh and here's the other one we were told to have Fuwa look at, I think?Steals warmth/light from an area to charge a mana gem, I think.
>>38706215Quickly look through the spellbook so we can absorb all the spells.Your job is still to uncover secrets is it not, elf boy?
>>38705400We need to look into it. "Lift clothes" is still too vague.
>>38706605I'll add it to my list of spells to show her when I'm not fighting undead.>Tali runs down the stairs. He sees Wafu looking miserable and curled up with her feet off the ground. Tali throws her slippers at her head and leaves before the comfypire can react Tali is already gone.--->The Root Dorm is crowded, people all gathered around something. He sees a few members of Petal there and even the leader of Petal, Holly. She's in the center of the crowd and holding Fuwa's hand. The elf looks very unwell and is muttering Tali's name under her breath.>Holly sees Tali and gestures for him to come over."Tali, do you know what's going on here?" Holly says in her usual hushed tone."Ah, she's been attacked by a comfypire. I took care of it, though! She should be unable to cast any more spells right now.""I see... Tali, I'm afraid it may be too late. Fuwa's health depends on how comfortable she is. Right now she's barely clinging to consciousness. If we don't rescue her soon she may end up becoming one who is void of comfy. A comfyriah.""... What?""I've only seen it one other time in my life. Right now we have to restore her comfort levels. However, I'm not a comfy mage and we have no one else in the entire school who studies it. I'll try and contact some people I know but... She's already so far gone."
>>38706741TALISLEEP WITH HER RIGHT NOWLITERALLYOR USE A SPELL FROM WAFU'S SPELLBOOK TO TRANSFER COMFY TO FUWA
>>38706741Cuddle her fool
>>38706741glamour yourself a doctors breather/face mask, ask for 50CM of pillows, an old kung-fu movie, socks, woolen socks and a cup of cocoa
>>38706741Tali, you must lay with Fuwa. It's her only hope.
>>38706741Give her head pats.
>>38706741Whelp, time to sleep skin to skin in one large fluffy blanket. It's the comfy she needs.
>>38706741RUFFLE HER HAIR! PAT HER HEAD! CUDDLE HER! LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO BE COMFY!
>>38706741Quick thumb through Wafus book, there night be something in there. Like share comfy spell or something.Also cuddle her, that'll help.
>>38706741Time to get comfy with Tali.Or show them the hat you stole, that might help.Or the spellbook.... nah. But mention that too, just to be complete.
>>38706741I think we need to craft a spell? Can someone list the runes?
COMBINE! Use the spell book while snuggling Fuwa. And put the hat on her head.
>>38706741Fast! You must transform yourself into woman with soft thighs and give her lap pillow.
>>38706741Put on Wafu's hat on Fuwa.Then give her a giant hug. Ask them to prepare a comfy chair, a burning fireplace, some fuzzy slippers, and hot cocoa with marshmallows, and a pipe. Then put her in there, get someone with a motherly voice to read to her, and watch her get comfy.
>>38706741Why isn't this a cuddle pile already?!? Get on it people!
>>38706880We don't know how to craft a comfy spell, we do have that book though.
>>38706741Have holly take a look at both my crappy attempt at a comfymancy spell and then possibly find that better rune for Comfy we saw Wafu using in her spellbook.Like it looked like the reincarnation rune we saw, a composite rune using Warmth and some other stuff. Maybe Gentle/Joy? We can do this. I'll write something up for this.
>>38706741Can we make deal with Wafu, trade the spellbook back for Fuwa's comfy?Keeping the hat, that's a war trophy.
>>38706741Hot chocolate is needed
>>38706741If we had the comfy rune we might be able to cast an amplify comfy spell or share our comfy with her.
>>38706741Let's try to summon a comfy elemental
>>38706741Tali. Tali, hey Tali. I got another one. What do they call it when you claim a secret cabal of comfypires controls the world? A comfypiracy theory!
can't we look in the wafu's magic book to find a comfy spell? I mean you have to know the comfy rune to be able to drain it right?
>>38706996Or make a spell so the people in the room can all donate a little comfy to Fuwa.
>>38706741Would Comfypire's spell book help undoing what has been done?
>>38704477It's a guess, but that rune in the bottom might be the comfy rune, it looks like the warmth rune and that can't be a coincidence
>>38707037Do we have a rune for share? Because if we equalized everyone's comfy level that would surely work.
>>38707128We have the rune for transfer
>>38706741Here's my quick and dirty Comfy spell. Have Holly take a look at it if you can before using it, I don't know for certain that it would work.
>>38707152Well I don't want to accidentally drain all of someone else's comfy.
>>38707112The circle/triangle one?
>>38707112If I could get a better look at that rune I might use it, but that particular example was too hazy for me to get a good grip on. If we could find an example in Wafu's spellbook that would be good.
Tali look for the comfy rune, it's the one that looks like the warmth rune
>>38707212> Drain all of everyone's comfy into Fuwa> Ascends into an angelic being of comfy
>>38707037A comfy version of the Spirit Bomb?
>>38707179Also the Gentle/Warmth/Joy runes are only a substitute for an actual Comfy rune, in the case that things are too urgent to find and use that rune.Holly should know better than us, I would think?But we have the spellbook surely we have the time to find a single rune that'll probably be in almost all her spells.
Apply hat and slippers?
>>38707390we dropped the slippers
>>38707390We returned the slippers. Apply hat is yes.
>>38706741Say loudly and firmly "La petite mort!"Then cast spell No. 2 on Fuwa.
>>38706741I guess you'll have to take one for the team and "comfort" Fuwa.
>>38707439...Do I even want to know?
>>38707476It's a super-orgasm spell.Do not cast it on Fuwa.
>>38707271No, it's like a Spirit Ball, but with comfy. People of the world lend Tali their comfy and he blasts Fuwa with it
>>38707463there is a speck of dust on my screen that makes it look like this picture has a hideous voldemort noseI am really glad I had finished my drink before seeing it
>>38706741If you want to get super lewd you could try binding your comfy levels together
>>38707463>no drillsthat is not okay
>>38707618Isn't that a comfy mage marriage ritual?...you know what, I approve.
"I... I can fix this!">Holly raises an eyebrow. She looks unsure."Okay," Tali continues. "Get me some hot cocoa with marshmallows, and a nice burning fireplace!">Everyone stands around."Now!">The scramble about trying to get what Tali asks for. >>38707179"Professor, can you look at this spell?">Tali inscribes that spell into his book."Will this work?""Hmm..." She studies it. "It should. But it will only abate the symptoms. We need something more powerful.""All I need is some time.">He drags Fuwa closer to him as he kneels down. He places her head on his lap and begins gentling running his fingers through her not-soft hair.>There's a burst of magical energy as he casts the spell he had prepared. He continues invoking it while looking through Wafu's spellbook. Over and over again he sees the same symbol. He has Kuro, who was kind enough to donate a kitten, write it down along with a few others for a spell.>Once it's given the clear by Holly he casts it.1/2
>>38707463Don't you dare
>>38707657Why? Nothing wrong with drilling Fuwa.
>>38707714It's hardly the time. It needs to be mutually comfy sex.
>>38707649Your dick is poking her in the ear. Very uncomfy.
>>38707649What a hero.If you were a boy the girls would be all over you.
>>38707649>Slowly but surely Fuwa stops whimpering and shivering. She relaxes, lets out a sigh, and seems to fall asleep in his lap."Amazing," Holly says, "You did it, Tali.""I... Yeah, I did, huh?">He looks at the slumbering Fuwa and smiles.I did this."Well I think you have a handle on this.Good work, Tali.">Holly pats his shoulder and leaves. With the problem solves the crowd that had gathered disperses leaving Tali and Fuwa alone.>Tali's legs start to cramp.>Fuwa doesn't seem intent on moving anytime soon....I think I may have a different problem now.
>>38707833How's your mana reserves??
>>38707774If you cross Wafu and Misha, what do you get?Wahahafu!
>>38707833She wants it, Tali.
>>38707833Inb4 her head turns sideways until she's facedown in your lap.
>>38707833Just focus Tali no erections right now, Kiss her forehead
>>38707833Don't get an erection.
>>38707833Conjure Pillow. Then very carefully move your legs out of the way while putting the pillow where your legs were.
>>38707833It can't be helped.
>>38707833>leaving Tali and Fuwa alone.>Tali's legs start to cramp.I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.TAKE THE CHANCE, TALI!
>>38707833Where's Wafu at?>Captcha: bredeDo it, Tali.
>>38707833Carry her to her bed>>38707859We used the mana gem to power the spells
>>38707833Try casting it on yourself! Just try not to get addicted to cheap pleasures.
>>38707833Well, we can easily fix that Tali, we'll just give you something else to concentrate on!Like that boner you're trying to suppress from having Fuwa's soft head resting on your lap. If she was facing the other way she'd just be gently breathing on it...
>>38707833Stroke the hair. Suffer the puns and needles. Fall in love.
>>38707833I'm sure she doesn't mind, just look out for Wafu.
>>38707833>Don't get an erectionPat her head softly. Embrace the pain.
>>38707833Princess carry her to... well, you don't know where her room is, so your bed has to do.
>>38707833Be proud Tali, you did a cool thing today.Helping people is exciting.
>>38707833Shit. Ask for a pillow to slide under her and replace your legs.
>>38708005This will work.
>>38707833why are you blushing? also do you think you could maybe just shift your legs so your more comfortable without moving Fuwa? On the bright side you don't have to watch that movie anymore.
>>38708062Surely we can ask directions to her room.
>>38707833You need to have sex with Fuwa to regain your mana supply.Just jam it in.
>>38708085Silver linings... And no, I don't think I can move right now. Her head is surprisingly heavy.>>38708036Hehe... Thanks. I am a bit proud.>>38707930Really..?>>38707924Hmm...>Tali casts the spell on himself. The terrible ache in his legs vanishes and he feels... Pretty content."Fufufu... Looks like little Fuwa's got a girlfriend.">Tali strains his neck and sees Wafu behind him. The comypire is back and is wearing a blanket as a makeshift hat."I'm impressed," She says, "That you managed to save Fuwa. I had planned to do so myself after tormenting her a bit but... Your grasp of comfy magic is quite astounding. And you even managed to best me in combat... Tali, was it? Become my apprentice. I will teach you the truth of comfy magic. With me as your teacher you will become the greatest comfypire in history!"
>>38708142Surely this is an idea we do not need.
>>38708203>sexYou lost Tali.
>>38708203Alternate future Tali as Archer when?
>>38708216TALI NOSHE ISN'T EVEN AN ELFDON'T BECOME A COMFYPIRE AGAINST YOUR WILL
>>38708203The sheer uncomfy would kill her!>>38708216Only if you show us your naked head~
>>38708216nup. nope. no way. cannot do. heeeeeell naw. no.
>>38708216No.But do you wanna be friends?I want tali t have more friends
>>38708216>become my apprenticeYou're just jealous.Jealousy is very uncomfy.
>>38708216Do it, Tali. Look, she's so cute and adorable. I bet you could ask her to help you gather secrets and stuff as well.
>>38708216Can't we just be friends instead? Surely it is more constructive than fighting?
>>38708216"You're lonely and have no friends don't you.""I'll be your friend if you stop being so mean to people."
>>38708216ask if Wafu is ok. I mean she did take a pretty bad tumble down the stairs. As for the apprentice thing, sorry but you're training to become a healer... maybe a combat healer at the rate we're going but a healer none the less.
>>38708216Take that bedsheet! Give it to Fuwa make it extra comfy?
>>38708216Eh. I think you work better as a healer rather than a comfy specialist....Using illusion magic to induce a state of comfy as a means of healing? Something to think about
>>38708216> "No. I have higher aspirations than merely hoarding all the comfy for myself. You can become MY apprentice instead!"
>>38708216Okay sure. But only if we retain all decision making power and can leave at any time if we decide we'd rather do something else. Which we probably will I mean stealing comfyness is kinda limited as a sphere of magic. I'd kinda rather depose the gods and become the ultimate power in the universe.
>>38708216Give her a kiss.That'll make her super uncomfortable.
>>38708216She's just trying to get her hat and book back, isn't she?
>>38708357Tali could make a fantastic combat medic by mixing illusion magic and healing magic.Illusion would provide the cover needed for him to perform his healing magic.
>>38708216"I'm flattered, but not really interested in your offer.""Once you're here, how about a truce?"
>>38708216Becoming a comfypire doesn't seem very nice.
>>38708326She didn't tumble. She tried chasing us barefoot on the cold steps and succumbed to the intense uncomfy.
Actually, how does she feel about breaking gods out of prison? Ask her.
WE NEED A SPELL TO BIND PEOPLE TO THEIR PROMISES
>>38708216Why? What in the world is the point?
>>38708387I am actually excited about attending more healing classes, saving Fuwa was pretty fun.
>>38708433I really need to get more info about binding spells in general before trying that one, as well as looking into what we could use for 'promise' as far as runes go.
>>38708216Was she actually going to carry that spell?I don't know about anything else, but I saw the violent rend rune in there.
>>38708433>Tali becomes a real True FaeWell, we've got the trickery and illusions down. Might as well do the whole deal and become an eldritch abomination that steals kids and fucks up people's lives.
>>38708216"Get a popcorn hull caught on the back of your tongue."
>>38708203Sex seems... Uncomfy. I think it would have the opposite effect.Anyway..."No, I think I'll pass. Thank you, though.""Excellent! First we- Wait, huh? You denied me?""Yeah. I mean... I'm trying to become a healing mage. Comfypires seems to be the opposite of that.""Well, yes. But still! Think about it! The adventure! The thrill! The warm blankets! You would enjoy it!""Maybe? But I'm fine where I am. I'm pretty happy right now, actually. I'm... Comfortable.""... I see..." >There's a hint of something in Wafu's voice.>Tali realizes it's jealousy."Well," The comfypire says, " Uhm... Can I have my hat and spellbook back, then? I need them."
>>38708216Tell her only if she shows you her tits.
>>38708623Give her back her stuff.Offer friendship.
>>38708623Spell book yes Hat no, it's ours now bitch
>>38708623Tell her only if she shows you her tits.
>>38708623Yeah alright.Does she wasn't too stay and chat for a bit while we wait for Fuwa to wake up?
>>38708623"Can I have a binding promise that you'll leave me and Fuwa alone?"
>>38708623"I'll give you the hat back if you tell me why you need your head covered, and I'll give you the spellbook if you teach me a spell."
>>38708623If she promises to stop trying to make Fuwa uncomfy, she can have it back.
>>38708623TALI BEFORE YOU GIVE IT BACK, make sure she promises not TO steal any more of Fuwa's comfy, or we'll beat her up again.
>>38708623Only if she agrees to a ceasefire for the time being and to negotiate in good faith in the future. Because we don't throw away potential resources, Tali, come on now.
>>38708623She can get the book back if she swear not to endanger Fuwa's life again.She can get the hat back if she shows us her tits.
>>38708623tell her that before you give her stuff back to her she's going to have to sit down next to you while you make sure she isn't hurt from that fall down the stairs. Once you give her a clean bill of health you can give her hat and book back.Basically trying to turn her non hostile against you by killing her with kindness.
>>38708623As long as she doesn't repeat what she did today.
>>38708623You have little bat wings on your head, don't you.
>>38708623You can have your spellbook back, if you promise not to bully Fuwa anymore.
>>38708623Don't be mean, Tali, give them back to her. She's obviously lonely and just wants someone to be comfy with.
>>38708623>Sex seems... Uncomfy. I think it would have the opposite effect.First couple times, it usually is, yeah. That's until you learn how to do it right... I mean, we see it's not a proper course of action right now, but don't shun it in the future. Okay?
>>38708750Yeah let's try that.
>>38708705>inb4: bald spot
>>38708623That hat is fine. But we'll be having a look through the book first, for the trouble she caused.
>>38708623Only if she promises to be our friend!
>>38708623Sex is a little messy, sometimes, but it can be very comfy: like a long hug. As a healing mage, you should understand the benefits to somebody's mental well-b...The fuck? Since when are you an apprentice healer and not a spy? Too far down the rabbit hole, knife-ears.
>>38708824Remember when this quest was about spying? Me neither.Tali's gone native. I wouldn't be surprised if he started wearing skirts.
>>38708841>>38708824Honestly Tali would probably be alot happier here, since apparently he learned all of jack shit before coming here, also popular girls and Chinese cartoons and stuff
>>38708841we need to graduate to get access to the grimoire of all the student's powerful spells.And then we need some kind of non-magical image capture device to steal it without anyone noticing.
>>38708890The principal of his old school focused him on full glamour/illusion shit in preparation for infiltrating the girl's school.
"Only if you stop fighting Fuwa can you have the book back.""And my hat?""You can have that back after I heal you up. We did have a fight and I'm sure you have a few bruises I can patch up.""I'm fine. I'm a comfypire. We're pretty much immortal.""Do you want your hat back or not?""... You are truly terrible, mortal.">Wafu sits near Tali. He pulls out his spellbook and begins healing any scrapes and bruises using the massive store of mana within the gem to fuel it. Wafu sits without saying a word, simply looking at Fuwa and Tali.>When she's fully healed Tali gives her back her hat."Thank you. You're pretty interesting, Tali. I'll be keeping my eye on y-"1/2
>>38708890The Sons of Serin will come to retrieve him, only to find him quivering in a closet wearing several articles of mismatched, improperly worn clothing, makeup smeared on hos face and exposed skin like war paint, and doused in enough perfume to nauseate a bull elephant.
>>38708937We're a magical-but-not-destroyed-by-that-spell image capture device.And I guess remember that we are ultimately here to gather knowledge, but I'm definitely not opposed to picking up more healing, since it ties into a lot of other magical fields and is good to know.
>>38708974Wasn't that his natural magic thought? The school didn't teach shit, plus messing a students education like that makes it a terrible school
>>38709021It was, but I guess they spent time on helping him perfect it or something. I don't really remember, this is all from vague half-memory.
>>38709076He didn't know anything about how magic worked when he got here. He didn't even knew runes were a thing.
>>38709021The school taught him to perfect his natural magic. It was intensive training. Now he's learning how to use other magic, that's all.
>>38708990>Fuwa reaches up and pulls the blanket off of Wafu's head."!!!""Payback." Fuwa says. "Now we're even."2/3
>>38709200GRAB HER HANDLEBARS
>>38709200W-WHAT ARE THOSE HORNS?!
>>38709200D'aww, Tali. D'aww out loud.
>>38709200LICK HER BAT WINGS!
>>38709200Awwww so hard you get hearts in your eyesthat shit's adorbs.
>>38709200Adorable. So glad I said Wafu was my Waifu now.
>>38709200Someone gonna bliw this up and write "Common" one one, and "core" on the other.
>>38709200I don't know what those are, but they're cute. Touch them, Tali.
>>38709200Bat wings..?>Wafu grabs her hat and jumps into the air. She hovers, the wings on her head flapping as she rises."Fuwa!" The comfypire yells, "This isn't over yet! Next time I see you you'll WISH your comfy was the only thing I drained!""Lewd." Fuwa replies."Sh-shut up! Enjoy your peace while it lasts!">She flies off.>Fuwa sighs and makes herself comfortable on Tali's lap."Hey." She says. "Thanks, Tali. I owe you one...""It's fine. Anyone would have done it.""Hmm... Maybe." She starts to get up. "You can go now, if you want. I think I'll be fine right now."
>>38709200Why does she have exclamation marks on her head?
>>38709451Embrace the comfy.
>>38709451Stay here, be comfy
>>38709451Well, if she wants, we can move somewhere else.This is giving us cramps. And we can stick around to see if she needs anything else.
>>38708227Tali isn't Rena, fag
>>38709451Cuddle with Fuwa just to make sure that she recovers.
>>38709451gossip about how adorable her foe is.
>>38709451As long as she's okay I guess.Did you have anything else to do today?
>>38709451>"Lewd." Fuwa replies.No, Fuwa, you're the lewd one.Not that I complain.>>38709451>"Hmm... Maybe." She starts to get up. "You can go now, if you want. I think I'll be fine right now.""We can watch one more show, just.. this time let me pick, okay?"
>>38709451I wonder why she's so bashful about those wings she has on her head.
well what else do we have on our to do list today? We could go back and finish the movie but fuck that, wonder around until something happens, do we have any classes we have to go to? I'm sure there's stuff I'm forgetting but yeah looks like you're free for the moment.
>>38709451Ask if she wants us to at least escort her back to her room. After that, I guess go find something to wash away the memories of that movie from before all this.
>>38709451By the way Fuwa, it seems she now thinks we're girlfriends.
>>38709451get 99c and snooze with Fuwa
>>38709451Weren't you going to ask her to help you with something? Although I guess she might be a bit tired now.
"Well... I'm free right now. Maybe you can help me with some of these spells?""Sure. Let's move to my giant pillow. I can sense your uncomfy.""Yeah, my legs are starting to cramp up...">She lifts her head up and with Tali's help rises to her feet. Together they walk to her giant pillow, lay down, and spend the night talking about magic.>Soon the horrible show he was forced to watch is nothing more than a faint memory.===End of Chapter 14===
>>38710018>And then they fucked The End
>>38710018ELF PRIDEWORLD WIDE
>>38710018Fuwa route flag set.
And so ends another chapter! I'm really sorry about the big delay between chapters but between work and school I just haven't been able to find the time to update. Spring break is coming up soon so expect chapters to pick up around then! As always thanks for reading and the time for the next chapter will be posted on the twitter. Now to go over these spells that were posted...]
>>38710018>===End of Chapter 14===It's over!Thanks for the thread Larro, can't wait for next time. Don't die or anything.
>>38710018and since we're training to be a healer, comfy magic is probably a good analgesic for more painful wounds.
>>38710018A while back we were looking at spells that redirect damage and the like. I wonder if Fuwa could rework on of those to reverse comfy stealing magic targeting her.
>>38710096So, with a proverbial gun to the head, is there anyone Tali is interested in?
>>38710256At the very least, I don't think Tali has ever denied his interest in the ladies.But I think the best question is, is Tali's glamer powerful enough to fool even himself? So he can go into the bathroom and rub his breasts in front of the mirror and go "tee-hee I'm a grill now."
"So, what do you think?""Hmm... Yeah the first one would work. Just know that binding things to people is tricky cause they can resist it." She continues looking over the spells. "Exclude all damage to self is risky... I'm not really good at reflecting stuff like spells and stuff. I know the twins are good at it. You can ask them for tips. Next two are solid. Next one is interesting... Kinda a minor form of comfy magic. I like it. Not sure about the light or trace spells... Trace could work but the problem with that is that in such a high magic area you might already be covered in magical stuff. Next one seems good...>Fuwa smiles."I like the last one. You sure you're not gonna get into comfy magic?""Pretty sure. But thank you."-Tali has gained:Create and Bind Lightning to TargetDecrease PainConvert Water to Alcohol/Explode AlcoholMake Target Comfy
>>38710112I'll try not to!>>38710256There are a few.>>38709001Also, this scared me.
>>38710533i knew tali couldn't resist the call of scaly tail.
>>38710477And we just need to adjust so there is a spell for:>Make alcohol comfy
>>38710614Then we need to make a spell that turns a person's comfy into alcohol...Oh god no, that way lies the comfypire.
>>38710614But you can't make comfy, what already is.
>>38710477That last spell could probably be shortened now that we have the comfy rune.Well it could, but it looks like it's been Fuwa approved already.
>>38710783I'm going to tweak it a bit now that we have that comfy rune. It saves me a lot of time.
>>38710533is pic related the list? or are you just drawing elves and a snake?
>>38710018Thanks for the thread
>>38710477>Add Comfort (Minor)>Add Comfort (Greater)I assume Minor is the one we used on Fuwa and Greater is the one that anon made right?
>>38711534Other way around.
Has Tali never heard of comfy sex? Or slow sex? Or sexual cuddling? We might need to compile some educational materials...
>>38712203i'm not sure LARRO has heard of it.
>>38712203http://exhentai.org/g/667495/e277868d5c/Thank me later anon.