>Meanwhile, in Dr. Tory's lair in some peculiar realm
Leaping labrats are pounding my walls, giving me one heck of a headache. Natives of this plane are so fucking sensitive about my processes of omni-genocide! They'll disrupt my beauty sleep!I need to device a way to rid of this muroidea nightmare!
>>38729582I'm beholding.Exactly what am I beholding though?
gb2 tgchan pls
>>38729616Make a substance that burns everything. Call it super-napalm. Launch it at your foes.
Rat poison aerosol! Give it to your janitor bots and laugh!
>>38729674>>38729731Devious! A mixture that when set on fire releases rat poison as well! BUT, it won't be enough! It lacks... SPICE.We need to enhance it with exotic substances or methods!
>>38729836Hmm. Modify the rat poison so that when metabolised by an organism, it produces sweat that causes an allergic reaction in others?
>>38729836I feel appropriate here.Dispense it via a fungal infection that causes the host organism to swell up and violently explode, setting the poison alight.
>>38729836>BUT, it won't be enough! It lacks... SPICE.The Poison causes the rats to explode into more super-napalm. It would be a beautiful chain reaction. There is no way that it could go wrong!
>>38729836Enhance it with liquid rubber so it sticks to everything as it burns.OR!Make it hallucinogenic as well!
>>38729836Make it... BLUE.
>>38729836Add skulls to it.
throwing water on it to put out the fire makes it worse!
>>38729836It's not just poison; it also has a viral component. Infection causes the infected to gain immunity to the poison, and to produce it in all their bodily tissues and fluids in mass quantities, unknowingly spreading it through their entire place of residence; after a significant incubation period, the virus begins reproducing and the immunity dissipates, causing tissue liquefaction and quick death, giving those who haven't yet been infected into poison-producers or who haven't been killed by the poison a chance to become poison-producers themselves if they should inadvertently contact the infected fluid.The poison itself is extremely potent in very small doses, and can be absorbed through skin contact.
>>38730098This.Add Willy Pete so it never goes out.
>>38729836Holy fucking blast from the past. Add fire, and death rays. In fact just make it burning death rays.
>>38730131It's sunday, so I need to kill them off quick so I can start killing more on Monday with my warmachines of destruction, which are having their batteries charged ( environmentally friendly )!>>38729937>>38729919>>38729909Hell yes! My collaborator must have the right reagents! Ha ha ha!>"DOC! I need to borrow some of your funky colourful fungi, thank you, good bye and have a good weekend!"
>>38730341Oh boy this is gonna be like fireworks! Make sure you have some popcorn.
>"But don't... use... it is... high..."Blah blah! Fools! They surely cannot deny my genius now!Just a few moments, and we'll be mixing highly contagious fungal explosive flammable inextinguishable super rat poison!
>>38730557Sounds like fun! Make sure to grab some (disposable) mooks to take part in the testing fun!
don't forget to catch a few of the rat things so you can make them run huge silly mazes for cheese wheels.
MY BEAUTIFUL RAT POISON!I added the fungi to the mix, sparking a ultra-accelerated mutagenic genesis! I have created a monster!... once again!Maybe unlike that one bone-growing son of a bitch this might be useful! But I must ponder- did walls always bleed and am I hearing a beatbox remix of Danger Zone?
>>38730801Release it at once!If you're lucky, it'll take care of the omni-genocide objective for you and you won't even have to expend any additional resources.Just don't forget your gas mask, STALKER!
who cares? release it upon the feeble rats!
>>38730897>>38730801Worst case scenario you can just jump to another world for a while and let it kill all the hosts and then die off, right?
>>38730801Release it immediately.Such a monster was never meant to be contained. It was meant to be free.
>>38729549Ooh, neat, finally an actual drawquest, with no waifus nonetheless! I'll participate in this one; kicking quests off of /tg/ is quite impossible, so I might as well try to improve the quality ratio.>>38730801Quick, release the monster to the outside before the walls start melting and you start tasting colors!
>>38730801BRILLIANT.Mass produce it, release them!
>>38730801Name it... Incendispore.
>>38730801>did walls always bleedThat is probably just Sister of Pain. Pull the release lever!
why the FUCK is this shit hereget the hell back to tgchan with the furfag autistssage
With simple action of pulling lever, my precious child is loaded into one of the large cannons of this facility and FIRED AT THE DAMN RATS!Behold wretches, for my Incendispore will descend upon you, and exhale his terrible miasma of death, decay, despair and immolation!But hold it! What is this, the gas doesn't work instantaneously? What is this bullshit!?
>>38731378Maybe it needs a spark.
yes, shoot some regular fire down to get it started.
>>38731539Fuck your regular fire, go for the premium stuff.
>>38731378Uhhhmmmm try setting some of the rats on fire? Maybe it needs to be shown how to do it. Learn by example and whatnot.
Instead of a roaring inferno, the crowd seems to be under the hallucinogenic effect, doing somethi- Eww! Not even Doc's stomach-twistingly accurate and factual nature flicks could have prepared me for this disgusting sight!Purge! Annihilate! Destroy!>>38731400>>38731539Yes, I have a flare gun somewhere, let's see if that will get this thing going how it should!>>38731596A premium x-large flare gun!
>>38731809Glorious explosive destruction to the rats!
Glory to Torystania! All hail m-
>>38731979Silly Tory.You didn't shoot the rats.
>BOOM[ The end ]
HIT THE DECK!
Mission accomplished, I guess.
>>38732287Did he died?
10/10Best Quest I've seen in a while.
>>3873228710/10 best ending ever. I cry every time.
>>38732287A bit shorter than I was hype for, but glad to see your stuff again. Any chance for more shenanigans soon?
>>38730011welcome to 40k>captcha seratyes serat will be your guide today