Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandMissed past threads? Catch them here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pararescue+witchesOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/zDJSf53zYou are Captain WILLIAM PIERCE, a combat rescue officer of the United States Air Force."Are you sure about this?" Anderson asks. "Is this even going to work?""It's the only way to guarantee Takakura is out of his office, right?" You maintain. "Seeing his own daughter battle one of the most feared and well respected samurai witches?""It WOULD give him a good boost to his popularity, regardless of the outcome." Anderson nods. "And Takefuji is okay with this? Did you even tell her the full plan?">Of course I did.>I only told her what she needed to hear.>Other
>>38732251>>Of course I did.Earlier than usual Merc.
>>38732251>>Of course I did.
>>38732251>>Of course I did.Pierce rather prefers not being stabbed by swords over a matter of slighted honour.
>>38732251>Of course I did.
>>38732251>>Of course I did.we're trying to gather evidence for the Emperor since he's caught in a political web so he can disentangle it and put his house in order so he can drag his nation kicking and screaming into the modern era.
>>38732251Oh yeah Merc! Forgot to mention this but congrats on becoming a Quest Ace.VMQ1VMQ2MGHQGBFQCIQ
>>38732417next achievement is ace in a day.Run five one shots in one day.
>>38732251>>Of course I did.We don't want any complications. She needs to know what the plan is to go along with it.
>>38732251>Of course I did.Watch Takefuji ruin the whole goddamn plan and join Takakura
>>38732251>I only told her what she needed to hear.
>>38732251>>Of course I did.Yay for PJs!
>>38732251>>Of course I did......this early?
>>38732450>Run five one shots in one day....i think this is too much, even for Merc.
>>38732251"Of course I did." You roll your eyes. "Who do you think I am? I guy that can't trust his own subordinates?"In fact, Jetstream was more than eager to help. Turns out, her family had a bit of a rivalry with the Takakuras. As Jetstream had explained, while the Takefujis were a samurai family, the Takauras were in fact descended from an old ninja clan, hence why many of them were in the intelligence service or secret police rather than the army. Misono was a bit of an outlier, opting to follow the samurai codes rather than the ninja ones. "Ha, very funny." Anderson shakes his head. "But that takes care of one of our problems. What about insertion? Have you decided on what method to take?"You review the options again. The IIS Headquarters was a large complex. The central tower was the most likely area where sensitive data would be held. The problem was getting there. One option was an aerial insertion on the roof, but that was naturally dangerous, since even with stealth measures there was still the risk of being seen, especially at lower altitudes. The second option was to have the infiltration break in from ground level with the Ghost Hawk acting as aerial recon and air support. Less chance of detection on the initial approach, but things would take a lot longer.>Have the team go in by air.>Have the team go in by ground.>Other
>>38733008>>Have the team go in by ground.We Metal Gear now.Or Splinter Cell.Or Thief.
>>38733008>>Have the team go in by air.>>OtherHALO air drop from Stealth chopper.Perfect mix of LOLSTEALTH and fast insertion.
>>38733008>Have the team go in by ground.
>>38733008>>Have the team go in by ground.
>>38733054>>38733079Do you guys even know what HALO air drop is?
>>38733183High Altitude Low Opening.Jump high, wait until pretty close to ground before open your chute?
>>38733008>Have the team go in by ground.Helos are not capable of HALO drops.
>>38733213Yes. And Helos aren't capable of reaching the altitude needed to do one.
>>38733008> otherHave a man or two cause some chaos outside To draw attention to him while a team inserts too via air. Maybe some loud music and rabble rousing
>>38732450You tempt powers beyond your ken!>>38732417<<A true Ace!>>
Anybody know what we're doing for extraction?
>>38733183Not Halo then but troops can still jump from a helo and parachute. The Low Opening part is still doable.
>>38733272Well, even if Ghosthawk somehow magically able to fly high enough, i doubt the end result will different from outlined options, we either have to land on tower or somewhere on ground.
>>38733332This is still a terrible idea.
>>38733430You think people won't notice parachutists trying to land on the roof? You might as well have them repel down from the chopper, it's faster and less complicated.
>>38733430We would be incredibly visible leaving the helicopter, you would be an idiot to assume the enemy doesn't have people looking up at the skies. Not to mention, even at maximum altitude for a helo, that is INCREDIBLY UNSAFE for any form of parachuting, especially with the gear we'd be packing.We risk the helo, and our people, to pull off a jackass stunt someone saw in a videogame one time.
>>38733506Welcome to the SW89 readerbase.
>>38733664But thats you too isn't it?
>>38733705>Ah hah! My idea is STILL retarded!
>>38733664Welcome to the SW fanbase in general.Blame planefag for awesome shenanigans that anons want to emulate in other quests.
>>38733742Not even the same anon, anon. Just pointing out your words.
>>38733763Once in while people always have cool but retarded ideas. Most of time we realize how retarded it was before we post it, some quickly regret they posted that idea, and some need some convincing.in other word: Just another day in /tg/.
>>38733705Hey I wouldn't have tried the Kitty Hawk mission ala a game (beat the boss, nothing else matters), but let's not beat dead sailors now.>>38733820There's the matter of writers take said ideas. Planefag's infamous for actually making them into just cool while others have punished for them.
>>38733926>Kitty HawkDon't you fucking start
>>38733008"I think it's safer to go in by ground. I'm sure the IIS has methods of detecting insertion by air." You say."Fair enough." Anderson nods. You review the plan again. At least on your end, things were simple. All you had to do was orbit the area, look out for any threats, and provide extraction when needed. Besides, Tarin would be part of the infiltration team. They were in good hands."Well, it looks like we're ready to act tonight." Anderson says. "Unless there's anything else you'd like to add.">No, I'm ready.>Actually, I have a concern. (specify)>Other
>>38734028It was hilarious to see you guys fuck up that bad and shitstorm afterward when I was catching up in the archives.>>38734047>No, I'm ready.
>>38734047>No, I'm ready.<<It's Time>>
>>38734047>>No, I'm ready.
>>38734047>No, I'm ready.
>>38734047>No, I'm ready.I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!real shame that show ended after the movie, but it's probably for the best they stopped before seasonal rot kicked in.
>>38734047>>No, I'm ready."Lets do this..."
>>38734047>No, I'm ready.Lets do this!
>>38734080Dude I wasn't even here for that. And its been explained REPEATEDLY why it isn't Franks fault.
>>38734047Some last minute chores came up so next post will be delayed a bit!
>>38734524Why didn't you stop it anon. All those people died cause of your decision making.
>>38734623and we shall kill even more of the russians to compensate!
Today's challenge: Think of rationalizations for the diaster described in this >>38733506
>>38734725YES MORE MURDER!
>>38734623Annual cost of a Kitty Hawk-class aircraft carrier: $141 millionAigaion-class Heavy Command Cruiser: LOADSARUBLESSecuring victory on the Alaskan Front, allowing for a two-pronged assault on the commies from both sides of Eurasia and securing daughterus for Frank and Pierce: Priceless.For some things, there's money. For everything else, there's Moe.
>>38734952I see your one of those guys where soldiers are just stats or Moe apparently in your eyes.
>>38734047"No, I'm ready." You say. "Let's get this started.""All right. You've already been approved to take the Ghost Hawk out for night training. Nobody will ask questions.""Thanks." You nod.---"Okay, I've got eyes on what I believe to be Takakura." Bullseye says."You 'believe?'" You ask skeptically."Hey, all that show up on thermals are these white splotches, to pick up shit hiding and bushes and stuff like that, not to pick out faces. Not exactly high resolution stuff we're talking about here."You look at the screen mounted in the cockpit and see one little white blob surrounded by over a score of other blobs. You couldn't think of anybody else that could warrant so much protection."Yeah, I think that's our guy." You nod. "All right, Possum, this is Owl, the weasel has left the building.""Roger that, Owl." Tarin replies curtly. "Beginning our infiltration."Down below, you could the see the the silhouettes of the assault team through your nightvision goggles, their locations marked by flashing beacons only visible through your optics. There were no more than four individuals. One was Tarin and the other three were CIA Special Activities Division personnel. Any larger team would risk detection. They come up to the perimeter wall and take shelter underneath."Owl, we're at the perimeter wall. Do you see any threats?"You glance down from your orbiting position, looking for any signs of movement. There seemed to be a single sentry on the other side of the wall, on a designated patrol route. If you waited ten more seconds, he'd be well out of range of sight and hearing. Then again, you could have Janice, Ghost, or Nungesser swoop down and knock him out. You had protocols in place in case the guards had regular check ins, anyways.>Let the guard pass.>Knock him out.>Other
>>38735102>>Let the guard pass."Let them pass, or take care of them quickly. Your call."
>>38734952Damn that is like the worst justificationTrufacts: Carrier was fucked the moment the dreadnaughts got in range for direct fire. With that much concentration of force from both sides in one place no one was coming out unscathed. We coulda maybe shot down one or two of the dreads but the Russian aircraft/surviving dread would still get their hits in.
>>38735102>Let the guard pass.
>>38735102>>Let the guard pass.Smooth operator, son.
>>38735102>>Let the guard pass.This is a sneaking mission, Snake.
>>38735102>Let the guard pass.>>38735013Not really, I'm just treating your blatant attempt to shit up the thread with all the respect it deserves.
>>38735249I wasn't really the guy you were responding too but yeah okay sure.
>>38735154Basically, and taking down the flying carrier is what convinced the Yamato to join the party soooo>>38735102>Let the guard pass.
>>38735102>>Let the guard pass.
>>38735102>>Let the guard pass.Time for Tarin to deploy her QPCS a.k.a. cardboard box,
>>38735372"Put on the Box Tarin... Take care of it and it will take care of you....""Cap, are you drunk?"
>>38735404Box is love. Box is life.
>>38735404We must hide in a box in this thread some how.
>>38735102Well, no point interrupting his patrol. If you remembered the briefing correctly, the perimeter patrols had a roughly fifteen second interval. More than enough time for Tarin and her team. "You're clear." You say as you watch the guard round the corner. "Fifteen seconds until the next patrol.""Roger."You then see one of the figures, no doubt Tarin, start boosting her three teammates over the wall. They quickly clamber over while Tarin scales the wall herself. They drop into the courtyard and take cover behind a parked truck just as the next patrol passes by."Jesus, Cap, I'm not even on the ground and I"m already sweating." Red remarks. "This is some pretty intense shit.""It's only going to get worse from here. They're not even inside the building yet, where we have no clear visuals."Indeed, the main tower was one of those traditional Japanese castles, converted to house modern equipment, but still keeping their classical exteriors. As a result, windows were few and far between. You couldn't even imagine how claustrophobic it would be to actually be inside there."All right, we're breaching the building." Tarin says. "We'll be comms only at this point.""Roger that." You confirm. "Good luck.""Thanks." Tarin says before she and her team silently pry open a service door and slide in."Bullseye, you still have a visual on Takakura's convoy?" You ask."Yep. He's just reached the front gate. He'll be out pretty soon." Bullseye remarks.>You should tail Takakura for a bit. Make sure he's actually leaving.>Remain on station above the castle.>Other
>>38735481>Remain on station above the castle.
>>38735481>>Remain on station above the castle.
>>38735481>Remain on station above the castle.We'll be able to see if he comes back
>>38734781How about, not actually jumping out of a Helo?How about, jumping out of a C-130/MC-130? Y'know, like you're generally thought to?
>>38735481"All right, let's keep a holding pattern above the castle." You say. "Got it." Bullseye nods as he continues holding the the circling pattern around the complex. So far so good, it looked like things were going on as normal around the building. The guards looked relaxed and in no particular hurry as they patrolled."Possum, what's you're status?" You ask, looking for an update to ease your anxiety."We've reached the central server room, and we're digging through the files to try and find anything we could use. Might take a while, unless you want us to just start pulling entire server blocks, but then they'd definitely know something is up."Well, there were contingencies in place in case your presence was detected. Anderson had set things up so that the SAD infiltration would look like a Spetsnaz op. It was easy to deflect attention when there was an obvious enemy to focus on, after all.">Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.>Start pulling servers and we'll sift through them at base.>Other
>>38735788>>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Well, we want to keep it clean....
>>38735788>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.
>>38735788>>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Patience
>>38735788>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.>OtherJust get ready to yank severs at any moment.
>>38735788>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Keep it quiet
>>38735788>>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.
>>38735788>[X] Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Only pull the blocks if discovery is imminent. Some Server drives do not like being yanked.
>>38735788>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Save the server pulling for when things get dicey.
>>38735788>>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.Go for that S ranking Tarin.
>>38735856"Congratulation Tarin. Now you worthy for 'Fox' codename."
>>38735788>>Just keep searching. They haven't caught on yet.>>38735856>>38735938I'd say "Snake" is actually a good code name for her, given her familiar is a black racer snake.
>>38735968>given her familiar is a black racer snakeOkay, this?I missed this entirely.
>>38736040>>38736046Now the question is: Is she Solid or Liquid?
>>38736115The one without the stupid accent and the kindergarten-level knowledge of genetics.
>>38735968Fox is techinically the highest rank, though to most in-universe Snake is higher, considering how Big boss and his 'sons' had the code name.
>>38736115>Not Plasma SnakePic related.
>>38736144Winner.>>38736145But I like his accent. It's corny but in a good way.>>38736156Huh. I learned something new.>>38736162My face is pic related.
>>38735788"Keep searching. They haven't caught on yet." You announce. "You might as well not be there.""Roger. Give us some time."A few very long minutes pass as you continue to circle. Every new arrival to the complex sends a stab of fear into your heart, as it might be the sign of reinforcements arriving or somebody coming to investigate. However, every time, these fears were unfounded, as all of the incoming traffic are there for legitimate purposes. You're starting to understand why Red was so anxious."Daaaaaamn. If I don't stab or break something I'm gonna go NUTS." Red growls."Now now, you just have to be patient. These people are still our allies, after all." Janice warns."Red's right. I'm soooooo bored!" Nungesser whines."Quiet, you two!" Ghost hisses. "No unnecessary radio traffic!"Well, at least those new F-22 strikers they were using were proving their worth. Nobody seemed to even be aware of three witches floating above their heads, much less the stealth helo."Owl, we have a problem." Tarin says, just as short and to the point as ever. "There's a section of the database that's completely partitioned off from the rest of the system. The only way to unlock is... from the Director himself.""Shit." You seethe. "What are our options?""One, we just physically pull the server and decrypt it later, but there might be failsafes in place in case somebody tries that. The other alternative is breaking into Takakura's office, but without his access key we're sure to set off an alarm, unless you're willing to do a bit of property damage.""What kind of damage?" You ask warily."Cutting the power to the entire building." Tarin says simply."Hey, wait a minute." Red pipes up. "The thing is, we KNOW where Takakura is and we've got people close to him! Can't we just yank the key off him?""Possible, yes." Tarin agrees.>Just pull the server and let's get out of here.>Let's break into his office, then.>We'll try to steal the key from him.>Other
>>38736338>>Let's break into his office, then.
>>38736338>Let's break into his office, then.
>>38736338>>Let's break into his office, then.Watch out for booby traps or telltales set up to warn him if someone broke into his office.
>>38736338>>Let's break into his office, then.>>38736323Admit it, you kinda want it.
>>38736338>>Let's break into his office, then.A surveillance camera?!
>>38736338>>We'll try to steal the key from him.
>>38736338>>We'll try to steal the key from him.>Fujiko Mine jokes go here
>>38736338"Let's break into his office, then." You say. No point in endangering Jetstream or Euclid over this. "All right. I'll head up to the office and prepare to breach. My power should be able to get me past the cameras." Tarin says. "What do you need us to do?" You ask."If you remember the map, there should be a small building near the perimeter, with power lines feeding in from the outside. All you need to do is the use the Ghost Hawk to cut the power lines-""Whoa whoa WHOA." Bullseye butts in. "You want me to FLY into high voltage power lines?""The Ghost Hawk has wire cutting blades equipped for that exact situation, doesn't it?" Tarin asks."Well yeah, but for accidental impacts, not deliberate ones!" Bullseye quips. "Well, if that's the case, the more subtle way is for you and Red to drop in and manually shut down the main power."Well, great.>Cut the lines.>Manually shut it down.>Have Tarin just break in right now.>Other
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down.
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down."Hold on your butt..."
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down.We need to have this thing be a fry out. We need to bust the circuit breakers.
>>38736742>Have Tarin just break in right now.Tarin is loev. Tarin is lief.Also the mission theme>www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8IYmYreGWQ
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down.Just hold on a second.
>>38736742>Manually shut it down.Probably a bit stealthier than a helo ramming itself into the power lines.
>>38736742>Manually shut it down.
I was about to suggest dangling Red from a rope and having her cut it with her sword but >high voltage
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down.>>38736840What a shocking suggestion.
>>38736742>[X] Manually shut it downWe need an EMP gun for stuff like this.
>>38736840Isn't that only a problem if we actually touch the ground?If I remember correctly from physics class, touching an electric cable is only a problem if you're on the ground, hence why power line repairs are made via helicopter.
>>38736952Yeees, but remember that helos also generate a lot of static electricity due to the rotors whockin' around. It's a major problem when hooking to, like, a sub. It might be a problem here, too.
>>38736952Actually better idea, have Nungesser cut it.Or even just, like, push one of the poles over.
>>38736987Tipping the poles would arouse a lot of suspicion though.
>>38737021Less suspicion than the cables being sheared by a fucking helicopter or insane witch imo
>>38737069That's why Red's hopping off and doing it quietly on the ground.
>>38737021So would a power cut
>>38737069Good point, although pole-tipping would require that the team will have to make it look like a 'happy little accident'.It would have been easier if it was raining and the poles were on softer soil...
>>38736742>>Manually shut it down.>>38737096Hopefully Red won't electroCUTE herself by accident....You'll never catch me!
>>38737123but red a cute anyways.
>>38736742"Red, get ready for some action." You say. "YES!" Red whoops. "Finally, something to do!""Remember, NONLETHAL." You remind her. "These guys may just be doing their jobs, so be careful.""Right, right." Red nods."Okay, where do you want me to put down?" Bullseye asks as he hovers the Ghost Hawk over the power station. Thanks to the Ghost Hawk's silent running technology. You glance at the ground. There were open spaces on both sides of the wall, large enough for the Ghost Hawk to land on either side. Landing on the inside meant you were closer to the station for quicker insertion and exit, but there was a greater chance of detection. Landing outside the wall could conceal your approach, but it would be more difficult reaching the station, and time was of the essence on this op.>Land on the inside.>Land on the outside.>Other
>>38737168>Land on the inside.Time's a wasting.
>>38737168>Land on the inside.I trust the old lady will never let us down! Ain't that right, Ghost Hawk-sama?It'll be like Operation Windsor!
>>38737123One electricity pun, free of charge.
>>38737168>>Land on the inside.
>>38737168>>Land on the inside.Remind the witches to maintain extra sharp lookout while we're on the ground. Chances are this is the time for an inopportune monkey wrench to be throw into the gears of of plan, like Takakura's convoy returns abruptly.
>>38737168>>OtherDon't land.We have flying witches out there in F-22s.We jump to them, they catch us, they drop us off.
>>38737168Merc, describe the wall, how tall is it and is it solid or mesh? Kind of extremely important for a Helo to know....
>>38737168>>Land on the inside."...red, prepare the cardboard box, just in case"
>>38737235I remember having this exact concern on one of the first missions we flew with the ghost hawk, but it turned out alright.
>>38737168>>38737231will this be less visible than the ghost hawk?how much noise does the stealthhawk and F-22 strikers make?
>>38737168>Land on the inside.Find a box.
>>38737256Well I'll keep having this concern as long as we're in a heavy bird at low altitude, I've been in too many helo crashes to trust otherwise.
>>38737235>>38737256One of those traditional Japanese castle walls.
>>38737305I... Can't... Resist...>www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAGkuPaatdc
>>38737284>I've been in too many helo crashes to trust otherwiseUnder fire or not? This is important.
>>38737168>[X] Fuckin' Fastrope on the insideHELO Paras, remember? We don't need no stinkin' landing!
>>38737305Well then best tell Bullseye to have at least 10 meters clearance with the top of the wall and only descend when reaching stable air fully within the walled perimeter, going lower or descending as he crosses the wall is a a great way to wreck a multi million dollar bird and scrub the op.>>38737350Both thought thankfully only 1 was in contact.
>>38737373Man, and I thought the air-mobile guys trusted the air cav...
>>38737351Exactly why I had to ask, we don't want a vortex against the wall to knock us out of the sky.
>>38737373You doubt Bullseye's capabilities as a pilot?Really?The same guy who managed to autorotate a dead helo onto a moving carrier deck?
>>38737390A helicopter is nothing more than 6 million pieces of machinery flying in close formation.
>>38737427Yeah, but I have faith in BullsEye, like what Merc said in >>38737426
>>38737426I don't doubt his abilities, I just know how Helo's work with physics, and there is utterly nothing Bullseye can do if he suddenly has no air under his rotors because of a vortex against the wall pushing it all away leaving a pocket of turbulent air for the chopper to drop straight through like a brick.Its like Frank being the best pilot, but suddenly lo longer having any control surfaces and missing both wings, there isn't much he can do.
>>38737477I think he was more commenting on the fact that Bullseye would probably know that already.
>>38737504Well it Merc's post kind of read like Bullseye was just too good to obey physics.
>>38737529I read it as more why the hell would Pierce know more about what could possibly happen when landing a chopper than Bullseye, who has been shown to be basically Frank-1 with a chopper.
>>38737529As expected of a man whose crotch can not only survive the Nunners, but also pleasure her into an addicted deredere.
>>38737594>>38737573Speaking of, wasn't there a successful penis transplant yesterday?
>>38737529Be careful, physics will not amused if Bullseye keep disobedient.remember the man who keep cheating death? Yeah, death really hates to be cheated..
>>38737558Pierce wouldn't know more, but he would know enough as his job as Crew Chief, its his responsibility to spot terrain for the pilots so they can respond properly, its his job to notify them of clearances and cover their blindspots.The reason that stealth hawk crashed in IB when loaded with Seals hunting UBL was because the crew chief failed to properly judge the height of the compound wall when wearing his nods, the pilot went to low over it and lost air, it was a miracle he managed to stick the tail boom onto the wall and put it down belly first, if he didn't it was a surety that it would have hit hard and rolled, likely with several casualties.
>>38737616Fronk is keeping Physics so busy with his antics that she has no time to spare for Bullseye.FronkXPhysics OTP
>>38737657>Dat spoiler>Not FronkXphysicsXwyvernNigga get your facts straight
>>38737636Also because the mock compound used for training had chain-link fence
>>38737168"Let's put her in the inside." You say. "In an out without them realizing a thing.""That's what she said." Bullseye jokes weakly. Even with running lights off and sound dampened rotors, the one thing the Ghost Hawk couldn't hide efficiently was the rotor backwash. The moment the Ghost Hawk touched down, you only had a minute or two. Maybe even less. The moment the Ghost Hawk descends to a safe distance, you and Red leap out, landing on the ground on your two feet."Go!" You hiss as you point to the power station both you and Red dash up to it, taking position at the door. You glance through the small, reinforced window and could see the main power switches. Unfortunately, there were also a pair of technicians in the building, too. Monitoring a wall of monitors and displays. "Should we take them out?" Red whispers."Wait." You say and peek again. It looks like their backs were turned to the door. You could easily sneak attack them, or you could just sneak past. Even if they were present when the power went down, it wasn't a simple matter of throwing the switches back. Restoring all functions after a sudden shutdown took time, after all.>Ambush the technicians.>Try to sneak past the technicians.>Other
>>38737684>Try to sneak past the technicians.
>>38737684>>Try to sneak past the technicians.
>>38737684>Ambush the technicians.Knock out punch, cause once the lights go out where do you think they'll head first? To check out what fried the power.
>>38737680Yep, funny how they didn't want to go to the effort of making a scale solid wall and that was their undoing respectively, you would have thought the air crews would have known the difference in handling when dealing with those fences.>>38737684>Ambush the technicians.No time, birds on the ground with rotors spinning, we can't wait.
>>38737684>Try to sneak past the technicians.THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION
>>38737684>>Try to sneak past the technicians.Red, this is your final test. If you succeed, you will officially receive the code name "Crimson Panda."
>>38737753>"Crimson Panda.""...Cap, can't i get other codename?""your familiar now crying hearing that, red..."
>>38737684>Try to sneak past the technicians.We rollan for sneakan?>"In an out without them realizing a thing.">"That's what she said." Bullseye jokes weakly.Poor Bullseye
>>38737684>Ambush the technicians.We aren't so skilled at sneaking.
>>38737684>[X] Ambush the TechniciansJust make sure there's nothing really important on the grid, y'know...
>>38737684>>Try to sneak past the technicians.Sneeky Pete
>>38737684"Let's try sneaking past them." You whisper. "I'll hold the door, you move in and flip the switches. Got it?""But-""No buts, Lieutenant. Just get in there and do the job.""Right, right." Red sighs. "Okay, I'm good.""All right. I'll keep watch." You say. "Go!"You silently and slowly turn the handle, which wasn't even locked, surprisingly enough. Red slowly and quietly sneaks her way across the hallway. The technicians don't suspect a thing, and continue working at their stations. Red finally reaches the main switches and gives a silent three count before flipping every single one she sees before quickly flipping them back to mask the fact that they were tampered with.And then everything goes dark.(cont)
>>38738066Immediately, the technicians start screaming in alarm, their rapid fire Japanese filling the room, proving more than enough to cover the sound of Red sprinting out of the room. You see flashlights snap on as the technicians quickly try to figure out what's gone wrong. "Power's down, Tarin! Go go go!" You yell as you sprint back to the Ghost Hawk. "Roger that. Breaching." Tarin says. "I'm in. Unlocking system access now.""Good!" You yell as you leap back into the Ghost Hawk. "Bullseye get us up!""Going!" Bullseye nods as he feeds more power to the engine and the Ghost Hawk claws its way into the air. You look down to see headlights of vehicles and flashlights moving around the grounds rapidly as security tried to get a handle on the situation.""We got the data." Tarin reports. "Extracting. What's the situation outside?""We just hit the hornet's nest." You report. "That means we either have to hijack ground transport or extract via the roof-""Uh, we have a problem!" Ghost whimpers. "The complex is launching witches! Four total!"Shit, you didn't expect witches to be stationed here. Probably covert ops working for IIS. Having them in the air would make approaching the castle by air extremely dangerous.>Risk a roof extraction.>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.>Other
>>38738080>>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.
>>38738080>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.This would really be a good time to have a Fiat 500 conveniently tucked away you know...
Rather surprised they don't have their own internal emergency power supply.
>>38738080>>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.Time to tear ass.
>>38738126Maybe it takes a while to come up?
>>38738080>[X] Fall back and have the team extract on ground.>[X] Underground, if ableWitches can see the skies and ground, so let's get out of their view!
>>38738200>Gurren Lagann jokes go here
>>38738080>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.>>38738126Surprisingly enough, switching to backup systems is not instantaneous unless they run parallel to primary systems, which never happens unless at high risk facilities like nuke plants, well good designed and well run nuke plants...
>>38738227>Surprisingly enough, switching to backup systems is not instantaneous unless they run parallel to primary systems, which never happens unless at high risk facilities like nuke plants, well good designed and well run nuke plants...What, they don't have a big-ass UPS for the building?
>>38738080>Fall back and have the team extract on ground.
>>38738241You can't just upscale a UPS for an entire facility without having a power plant just for that facility by itself, this isn't hollywood anon.
>>38738241Uh, yeah? Real-world facilities like this usually have separate generators, and not an entire power plant to support them.
>>38738306They also don't run both systems at the same time 24/7, you underestimate how complex and labor intensive the process is to bring them online fast if you suddenly lose main power without expecting an outage. They would have smaller generators running 24/7 for things like temp controlled super computers and other sensitive stuff, but not the entire facility.
>>38738080"Possum, be advised, we have sparkles in the air. We cannot maintain position in the air." You announce. "You'll be on your own from this point on.""Roger that." Tarin says, her tone not even changing, as if she expected something like this to happen. "Time for Plan B. Meet us at LZ Charlie.""Aw, no, you don't mean." "We're already in the motor pool." Tarin says. LZ Charlie was a parking garage less than a kilometer from the complex. The idea was for Tarin and her team to commandeer a vehicle and drive it to the garage, where they would rendezvous with you on the top floor."Are you sure about that? It probably won't be easy getting through the gate." You say. "Who said we were going through the gate?"Hoooo boy."Are you sure?""Well, we could scale the wall instead and you pick up from LZ Delta. It'll take you pretty close to the witch patrols, though.">Let Tarin do her thing.>Suggest she and her team scale the wall instead.>Other
>>38738382>Let Tarin do her thing.Always let Tarin do her thing.
>>38738382>>Let Tarin do her thing.
>>38738382>Let Tarin do her thing.Do I smell a yellow fiat 500?
>>38738382>Let Thing do her Tain.
>>38738382>Let Tarin do her thing.Faith in the Tarin. Trust in the Tarin.
>>38738436whats with that?
>>38738382>Let Tarin do her thing.We're not gaining anything by taking a quiet option at this point.
>>38738459and then japan snake CQC's her
>>38738489>www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWoTamiSVZEMF now I want to see Tarin in one.
>>38738382>>Let Tarin do her thing.It's GTA time!
>>38738260>>38738306>>38738355What, there isn't such a thing a large bank of batteries kept charged that by mains power that temporarily takes the load for the minute or two it takes to get the generator current up and running? Really?
>>38738592for modern facilities designed around expected power outages yesI don't imagine a feudal designed and built castle in 1990 has those though
>>38738382>[X] Let Tarin do her thingShe obviously knows what to do, Miss Spookypants does.
>>38738632If they've fitted it out for use by one of the country's super sekrit critical intelligence facilities, I should think they installed a system resembling that.Battery banks that powerful are not ultra-new tech; just varying degrees of expensive.
>>38738382"Do your thing, Possum." You say, trusting Tarin to know what she's doing."Roger that." Tarin says again."Whoa, what the hell is that!?" Red gasps.You see a large, armored car come barreling out of the complex's underground garage at high speed, not even stopping as it heads towards the wall. The ancient castle walls, built hundreds of years ago, were designed to keep out enemy samurai and peasants. They were NOT designed to withstand an impact from a several ton armored vehicle. The brick wall shatters like glass, sending broken bits of masonry everywhere as it continues to barrel towards its target. "Oh damn, I think the witches are on to them." Ghost observes."They still look a bit confused." Janice notes.You look out, and sure enough, you could see the blinking running lights of the Japanese witches' strikers as the flew over to inspect the scene. They were eventually going to figure out what had happened...>Have Janice and the others create a distraction to keep them from following.>Just wait for Tarin. She's already got a big headstart.>Other
>>38738779>>Have Janice and the others create a distraction to keep them from following.
>>38738734Emergency backup power is generally only designed to power critical systems, such as servers and basic lighting. No way they can economically power the entire complex.
>>38738779>Have Janice and the others create a distraction to keep them from following.Misdirection, ho!
>>38738382>Let Tarin do her thing.
>>38738779>Just wait for Tarin. She's already got a big headstart.The jig will truly be up when western witches suddenly come in out of nowhere and wax some nips.trust the tarin
>>38738779>[X] Have Janice and the others create a distraction to keep them from following.>[X] Maybe make up some false contacts to divert them?
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES I WISH WE HAD SOMEONE WHO COULD SHOUT IN RUSSIAN
>>38738779>Just wait for Tarin. She's already got a big headstart.
>>38738858I'm pretty sure at least one of the crew and witches can.
>>38738779>Have Janice and the others create a distraction to keep them from following.
>>38738891>>38738893Imagine the way it will go down.>Someone sends out a rapid fire russian line>IIS witches are confused>SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK
>>38738808I should think security doors or whatever Tarin needed to be shut off would be classified as "critical systems". Still, I suppose I have to guess that Japanese Intelligence just contracted out their facility fitout to a pack of incompetents.
>>38739016To be fair, here, this is Japan, land of getting everything almost, but not quite, right.
>>38738858CYKA BLYAT?And then one of the "Japanese" witches shouts back in Russian.
>>38739016How about electronic lock on rooms or offices are designed to opened up when electricity are failed?Didn't wanna someone trapped inside, right?
>>38739058If only SERBIA STRONK was available in 1990...
>>38739051Hell, if what I hear is true, they're still using fax machines for office work, and are slowly switching to computers.
>>38739016Uhh, those doors either open automatically in case of power failure, or physically seal and lock.Both of which do not rely on power...
>>38739070And they just keep killer animatronics that can run around in the dark in there too.
>>38739108For all the tech they dish out, Japan is still plenty traditional.Heck, employees their still use old-timey punch cards most of the time. Like, 60s-old.
>>38739108Much of asia still uses fax machines. Those thing work.Also its comforting to have that actual piece of paper.
>>38739108http://www.cracked.com/article_20118_5-things-nobody-tells-you-about-living-in-japan.htmlThen again, Cracked. Take this with a grain of salt.>>38739133And a faulty hybrid animatronic-costume too.
>>38739150And its not like Asian internet connectivity outside Japan and Korea (and maybe Singapore) is any good.To my PH friends who lurking; PDLT.
>>38739215I'm from singapore. Everyone from MNCs to SMEs uses them fax machines.
>>38739215>PLDT>Keeping up with Japanese speeds everMF, you just had to rub it in my face man, that's harsh.
>>38739215>PLDT>More like PLDC>Palaging Lag or DisConnected/Putang-inang Lagfest Disconnector Company/etc.
>>38739338>Every damned DoTA game over GArena ever
>>38738779"Janice, you think you can cause a bit of a distraction?" You ask."Of course!" Janice says happily. "One distraction, coming right up!"She then loads a flare into her M203 launcher and aims at the farthest point from your position as possible. She fires three flares in quick succession, the trio of bright red lights illuminating the sky as the drift to the ground."They've taken the bait!" Ghost reports."Good." You nod. "All right Possum you're clear!""Roger." You then see the armored car barrel up the garage ramp, screeching to a halt just meters from the Ghost Hawk."Brakes, learn to use them!" Bullseye grunts."Never did like driving these things." Tarin sighs as she hops out of the driver's seat. The SAD team quickly disembarks and climbs into the waiting Ghost Hawk, while Tarin lingers for a second to toss an incendiary grenade inside the armored car, to burn it of any possible evidence."All right, let's go." She says as you help her in."WOOOOOOO. That was an intense mission!" Red sighs as she pulls off her helmet. "Didn't even do that much and I'm still sweating bullets!""I think we all are." You nod."I'm perfectly fine." Tarin says."We weren't asking you." You and Red both say."Hey everybody, Euclid says the duel between Misono and Jetstream is STILL going on!" Janice says. "Maybe we should stop by and see the end? It would make for a good alibi, too!">Sure. I want to see how this turns out.>No thanks. I'm totally wiped.>Other
>>38739070In a commercial building or public facility, sure.In an intel facility like this I would think the prevailing logic would be to have everything lock up tighter than Prince Albert's Arse if there was an unplanned power outage.On the decent chance that if the power went out unexpectedly it's probably not a coincidence, given their line of work.
>>38739398>>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.
>>38739398>>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.Well done, Black Mamba, Crimson Panda. Well done.
>>38739398>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.
>>38739398>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.>Meanwhile, somewhere in Vladivostok, Raikov is feeling she is missing something big
Man, for all of them to take that bait of flares in an extraction... How new are those witches.
>>38739398>>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.>>38739408well, if they never expected they will be boldy infiltrated, they might neglect that one thing.Sometimes people are just not paranoid enough.
>>38739453I think that when you guard a place for a VERY long time and absolutely nothing happens, you kinda get excited that something actually ends the mind numbing boredom.
>>38739398>Sure. I want to see how this turns out.>>38739215>PDLT>FibrHuh, fiber optics? That's not so bad...>8 MbpsWat. That's half the lowest fiber speed here in the US. And it's capped too, which is an insult.
>>38739550>Wat. That's half the lowest fiber speed here in the US. And it's capped too, which is an insult.And your most used ISPs are throttlin', low ballin' shit anyways.
>>38739550To be honest our multimedia infrastructure is pretty slow in catching up to the rest of the world.We're just catching up on digital TV, you know.
>>38739539Someone need to read 'Evil Overlord List' and make it mandatory guideline now.It works for Tarquin until bluff potion out.
>>38739569America's infrastructure in general is shitty. I speak of this as an American. "Resting on our laurels" doesn't even begin to describe it.
>>38739591>We DO NOT have surprise inspections
>>38739562>And your most used ISPs are throttlin', low ballin' shit anyways.Yeah, I know. Which is why I'm on glorious fiber which doesn't get throttled or capped. My only complaint is speed, which can only be increased by paying through the nose.
>>38739626>>38739593Universal Century-standard ISP speed when
>>38739641When your ISPs are regulated as utilities.So, hopefully soon. Assuming your money grubbin' internet gate guardians don't deny that move.
>>38739673... I'm not counting on that to help, actually.>Crocodile politician jokes go here
>>38739699>Crocodile politician jokes go hereThat's an insult to crocodiles!
>>38739398"Sure. I want to see how this turns out." You nod. "Bullseye?""Setting course." Bullseye nods. "I'd love to sit and watch the show, too, but I gather these SAD guys don't want to stick around longer than they have to."All three SAD operatives nod in unison."And don't worry, I'll personally escort him home!" Nungesser winks."Thank you for volunteering for this important duty, Nun." You grin. You almost swear you hear Bullseye groan in response.It's another few minutes before you reach the Takefuji estate. Bullseye quietly lands the Ghost Hawk in the back, where you, Red, and Tarin disembark and shed off all your combat gear down to your basic fatigues. Likewise, Janice and Ghost detach their strikers and stow them aboard the Ghost Hawk. With a nod, Bullseye pulls the craft away and back towards base."Come on, Cap!" Red dashes ahead. "I think I can still hear them going at it!"Indeed, you could still hear the clashing of metal as swords cross. Euclid ushers you into the main courtyard of the estate, where in the center, you could see both Jetstream and Misono squaring off against each other like a pair of boxers in the ring. You could see both girls were exhausted, torrents of sweat soaking into their hair clothes, their breaths hot and heavy in the cold night air, but their eyes and grips were still steady with determination. (cont)
>>38739802And in a flash, they burst forward with incredible speed, swords blinking through the air at impossible speeds. You could see flares of blue light as their blades crossed, their shields focused around the edges to keep them from being damaged and from causing damage. Jetstream takes the initiative, aiming a series of lighting fast stabs at Misono. Misono, to her credit, does a good job of parrying Jetstream's attacks, keeping the blades literally inches away from her body as she does so. She then takes a retaliatory swing, which would have struck Jetstream in the neck if she didn't backflip at the lost moment, splitting both opponents up once again."Oh my, it appears they're rather evenly matched." Janice smiles. "I wonder who will win.""Jetstream, of course!" Red grunts. "Nobody can beat her!""No comment." Tarin says, neutral as always."I dunno, t-that Misono girl looks p-pretty good." Ghost stammers.The three witches then turn to you.>Jetstream will win.>Misono might win.>Oh no, I'm not falling into that trap.>Other
>>38739815>>Oh no, I'm not falling into that trap.
>>38739815>Oh no, I'm not falling into that trap.
>>38739815>Oh no, I'm not falling into that trap.I'm with Tarin here.
>>38739815>Other>Whistle innocently>Pretty humid night, eh?
>>38739815>>>Other>"Tie.""Sounds like a Japanese thing to happen."
>>38739815>Jetstream will win.>doubting team members Kinda want to yell at 'Stop playing around! We're hungry and going to the place with the good sake!'
>all these people calling for a drawBitches. All of you.
Can we all just agree to call the match in favor of Zatoichi?
>>38739914Red would win. She even has a Finishing Move.
>>38740095I'd rather Goemon Ishikawa XIII to show up right now and break this farce...
>>38739815"Oh no, I'm not falling into that trap." You shake your head. "Let's just see how it plays out."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jW8t5jZyEkThe duel continues on, with Jestream continuing to relentlessly attack Misono, sending furious and rapid slashes and stabs at her. You can tell it's taking every ounce of effort on Misono's part to block and parry every attack, her shield around her sword glowing blue constantly like a lightsaber as it's repeatedly hit. Again, she tries a few counterattacks, only for Jetstream to easily dodge them and regain the distance.And then it hits you. Jetstream wasn't going for a quick, decisive blow. She must've known Misono was too good for that. Instead, she was slowly wearing the younger samurai down, forcing her to expend more and more energy maintaining the shield around her blade as she defended against Jetstream's attacks. Meanwhile, Jetstream almost never directly blocked Misono's attacks, opting to merely dodge or twist away the moment she went on the offensive. (cont)
>>38740095so does Jetstream.winner obviously would be Kimiko
>>38740127Finally, Misono decides to take the initiative and charges, her sword raise high in a killing blow, only for Jetstream to easily sidestep her attack, swinging her sword out with one arm and bringing it down on Misono's exposed back with a loud WHACK. If she had been at full strength, Misono may have been able to avoid it, but exhausted from her previous moves, the fight was already over."The battle is over!" The referee announces. "Takefuji is the winner!"The crowd then begins their loud but polite applause. Jetstream and Misono, still panting from exertion, bow to each other in a show of sportsmanship."Fuck yeah! I knew she would win!" Red whoops.However, your eyes were still on the stage, as you see Misono looking pleadingly into the bleachers, no doubt looking for her father, only to find him missing. Dejected, Misono quietly makes her exit.You can't help but feel that was partly your fault.But, well, mission accomplished, which was all that matters...>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Don't forget Ace Combat on Friday and HEIST on Saturday!
>>38740145Thanks for the thread!
>>38740145Thanks for the thread Merc.We should go get Misono and Jetstream and get them drinking.
>>38740145Thanks for today boss!...i kinda feels bad on Misono now.Kinda.Just a little.
>>38740145>However, your eyes were still on the stage, as you see Misono looking pleadingly into the bleachers, no doubt looking for her father, only to find him missing. Dejected, Misono quietly makes her exit.>You can't help but feel that was partly your fault....God damn, now I wish we had a chance to speak with her post match.
>>38740145Thanks chief.Short and sweet thread, eh?
>>38740145>Misono looking pleadingly into the bleachers, no doubt looking for her father, only to find him missing. Dejected, Misono quietly makes her exit.This shit cuts deep fuck you Merc
>>38740145>However, your eyes were still on the stage, as you see Misono looking pleadingly into the bleachers, no doubt looking for her father, only to find him missing. Dejected, Misono quietly makes her exit.>You can't help but feel that was partly your fault.Well, that's depressing. Still, a good run, Merc.Is there any chance of recruiting Misono to our team?
>>38740249>>38740244>>38740179>>38740173>Inb4 Misono is a 'Well Done, Daughter' type of girl
>>38740249>"Your Father dishonor entire clan by working with Empire's enemy!">"You shall serve under these Gaijins to atone this dishonor"...something feels not right.
>>38740249>Is there any chance of recruiting Misono to our team?She will find out about our raid being the reason her father got pulled away, and will never forgive us, since obviously if he'd watched to the end she would have won.We will be forced to kill her, and she will tearfully ask her father, who is nowhere near, if he is proud of her.
>>38740307She will find out, cry and she will be shunned in the armed forces for being the daughter of a traitor.Obviously short of volunteering for suicide work, we'll take her in as part of the Imperial Japanese Armed Forces contingent with our unit and she shall earn enough glory and honour to erase the stain on her family's name.
>>38740307On the bright side, we didn't opt to kill him, so, at least he can watch a video or something.
>>38740335Sad part is, that will most likely be the case.
>>38740334But the stain on her family's honor will never be cleansed, not in her lifetime. The Japanese do not forgive or forget easily, as Ogawa can attest to.Maybe they can be dishonored buddies?
>>38740299>>38740307>>38740334 This isn't the 40's, I doubt an ENTIRE family will be brought down by one guy being a dumpass. Especially not Misono. Yet another case where witch politics come in handy, it seems.
>>38740279Speaking of daughters. I wonder how expanded Frank's girls are in foods now. I mean after Santas, I think they had to eat stuff from military cafeterias or mess halls right?Not sure on how tasty that is.
>>38740378You doubt Japan's unique ability to be Japan.Noone can be as Japan as Japan is.
>>38740369>Dishonored buddies>Ogawa and Misono become wandering mercenaries>Misono starts calling Ogawa buddy>Demon Mistress of the Round Table.gif
>>38740369Well with our close association with Jessica and the imperial princess, it'll at least be seen that the Chrysanthemum Throne still recognises her as a loyal retainer. That will go some way to restoring her family's honour. A possible start. >>38740378This is a Japan where the Emperor still retains power and retainers, lineage and samurai families are a thing and where these things weren't beaten out of Japan by the allies.I daresay there will be more than a few suicides once the trial comes on.
>>38740382>Sherktwans offer the girls MREs>ThisIsntaLoo.gif
>>38740382They survived Soviet Ration.They might think Americans ration a great upgrade from whatever they eat back then.>>38740402Constipation is not a joke.
>>38740416Wait until they try French rations.
>>38740279Pic related.>>38740299>>38740307>>38740335No, no, no, Mangafag, Anon, no! Argh! How did you uncover my identity as DepressedPHAnon? I was sure I was lurking properly! But now you're driving me to drink as well!
>>38740399Yeah, maybe. But the EMPRAH is fairly progressive, if I remember, what with his willingness to lot Korea go it's own path.Pretty sure he'll place the blame squarely on those that did it, and not carpetbomb the families, just because they were related to these guys.>>38740385>Dishonored buddies>Go on trips to the range togetherAlternatively: V2.jpg
>>38740443Might not matter what the emperor says, though. He might stick responsibility right where it belongs and the rest of the family find themselves as dishonored pariahs because of it.
>>38740416Isn't Russian rations, a slice of bread, raw meat and a cup of coffee?But you will also think they enjoy eating MREs happily and I can only imagine Frank's face if he sees that on his girls just for eating that.
>>38740443>This Is What Kamikaze was For.gif
>>38740461Hopefully he doesn't, he's a bro and Misono doesn't deserve to carry her fathers betrayals with her.
>>38740474>What has Honor ever given us? There's no Honor up here!
>>38740443Very likely. But unfortunately, for all his power, he is but one man. In the court of public opinion of the Japanese people, they will be less then scum.
>>38740486Guess only time will tell, huh? hahaha
>>38740461But this is EMPRAH Takei. He's got enough clout and will, and the rest of the government bound by the law of what the emperor says is right, that if he says specifics, the rest should follow along. Impassioned speeches and all that.>>38740474HereComesTheSakuraFlowers.webm
>>38740511Ghooossst! Yooouuu caaad!
>>38740492>We'll start from Zero with this EVA-00
>>38740515>She was a dishonored witch known only as Misono the Night Raven.>This witch was her buddy.
>>38740511>hahahaRight, Ghost confirmed she's gonna go down with her father for no good reason, sure do have to destroy everything lately don't you Ghost.
>>38740515Even he can't order the Japanese people to treat the family as per normal. Just doesn't work that way.
>>38740511I just remember after looking through PJs archives and saw Laika eating ice cream and went on a sugar high.Did that happen with Santa's cake? ....For some reason I imagine Merlin fighting with the girls for said cake.
>>38740486It may not matter that the Emperor doesn't try to destroy the family. There is no excuse for rebelling against your lord, unless you win. Her father will likely commit suicide.She will follow her father, because she loves him.
>>38740544Uhh yeah he can, he's the Big E, thats how it works in Japan...
>>38740545>Chocolate cake fight.>Chocolate cake stains the hotel room. God, its even on the ceiling and the fan.>yfw other meaning of chocolate cake
>>38740550It really, really doesn't. It never has.
>Misono get ostracized by rest of Japanese society because her father.>A certain Witch Guardian get a heads up from his twin brother>It reminds that Witch Guardian with a certain British Witch>TIME TO DIVE INTO FIREWORK
>>38740549There is loyalty and familial love, and then there is just being retarded, she's not going to kill herself if her dad does, and if you think she will you can go fuck yourself with razorwire for being that stupid.
>>38740550You can absolve them of crimes. You cannot dictate how your common people behave in day to day live. Do you really think Emperor Takei will issue that sort of Imperial Edict? It flies against all his progressiveness.
>>38740550Not really? The family will ALWAYS be known as traitors, even if the emperor forgives, there's absolutely no way to ensure that everyone in the country will also feel the same.>>38740565>this mad
>>38740549Yeah no, thats just moronically and pointlessly grimderp, she wouldn't do that, she may be the 'fatherly approval' type, but she's not insane.
>>38740537>Her? Yeah, I know her.>She adjusts her Katana, which she leans against for support.>It's going to take a while. It happened years ago.>There are three types of witches. Those who seek fame. Those who do politics. And those who live for the fights and battles.>And her?>It was a cold and snowy day...
>>38740580>this assumingNo please Ghost/Merc, tell me more of this quest you are clearly running.
>>38740597>being this incapable of speculative discussion without shitting yourself
>>38740554Like Merlin will waste precious cake like that.They'll play Atari....or Glactica
>>38740593>And so, with the words of Night-Raven Misono, the curtain rises...>Traditional Japanese version of ZERO.mp3
>>38740542Are you for serious
>>38740666>Zero Requim.mp3>No Spanish Guitar.>Japanese Biwa intensifies.
>>38740676I ain't policin' shit, I'm just here to laugh at you.
>>38740688>Draw your blade, coward!><<COME ON!!>>
>>38740706You laugh at everyone.
>>38740706Woah, hold your horses Hornet, I'm not >>38740542
>>38740728zat iz ze point, yes, mon ami?
>>38740709Clearly Misono will undergo the Lazarus Project and become a cyborg to wage REVENGEANCE against Takefuji (who even has the right call sign, Jetstream, for it).>Rules of Nature.mp3 intensifies
>>38740728Life is better when you have something to laugh at.
>>38740751>Somewhere, Alberto Lopez and Marcela Vasquez are cringing at this joke>ESQUADRON DE ESPADA intensifies
>>38740554Oh please the girls have more class then that.Aren't there plane simulators for a home console?
>>38740563>WE WILL SURVIVE, SAKURA ONE!
>>38740734Funny how he doesn't respond to you or care.
>>38740666>>38740688>666>Misono "Swordswoman" Takakura>Imperial Japanese Army, 6th Air Division, 66th Air Force Unit.>That's right. This girl was her buddy.>They called them, "The Witches of the Round Cauldron.">Witch Combat Zero: The Asian Front
>>38740851Want so hard.
>>38740862I think he thought you were ignoring me on purpose horneetu.>>38740851>There's not much difference between nations from up here...>SOLG re-entry in 4 minutes
>>38740885I was thinking of Strike Witch: ronin as a working title! hahaha. nah. Too much on my plate as is.
>>38740911We have Psycomoto. Good enough.Also what are the chances of Merlin telling Psycomoto about Frank's preference.Or the girls for that matter.
>>38740885>>38740911Sheeit, if I had lots of time, and the ability to come up with proper names, i'd type out the text for the ACZ trailer, but fixed for witches.
>>38740932Haha, well, like I said, too much on my plate. Plus, as far as Misono is concerned, she's Merc's character- I know exactly as much about her as you guys do, so I've honestly got no clue what's going to happen to/with her.
>>38740959Everything works better in pair.Like Ice/Slider.
>>38740967Well, then.>MERC, PLSPls assign her to the Asuka II, merc. I have plans
>>38740964>Sakura Six, I'm out of ammo!>We're still not doing enough damage to the SOLG, what do we do?!>"Till my last arrow is spent and my sword is broken... I will not back down!">刀気一体
>>38740890>SOLG>Not hijacking the Arkbird to bomb the Imperial Palace with "rods from god">Not firing a laser at Jetstream>No assembly of Fronk, Stasya, Lilya, Sherktwanz, Laika, that F-14 pilot who dueled the Vampire during the invasion of Kamchatka, and F-4 Phantom pilot boyfriend of that Bradley witch from TW89>"Mobius 1, reporting.">Mobius 2 to 7, reporting.">MOBIUS.SQDRN HAS ASSEMBLED
>>38741032>You're not gonna believe this Sergei! ALL of the witches have Saemonza emblems!
>>38741058>An academy witch is hit and is trailing smoke! Who's kill was that?>Who was it that shot me?>... IT'S A REAPER
>>38740967>>38741032>>38741058>>38741073>>38741111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCRRH1DMpPM>"Oh her? Yeah, I know her...">"It's going to take a while. It happened years ago.">"Did you know, there are three kinds of Witches??">"Those who seek political power, those who live for fame, and those who can fight well in a battle.">"Those are the three.">"And her?">She was a fighter pilot, they called "Night Raven Pixy.">This woman was her buddy.>"Yo buddy, just look at the view.">"There's not much difference between those countries from up here.">She is the woman I seek.>"It was a cold and snowy day...">"There's a large scale battle taking place near B7R!">"Reinforcements are here? Who did they send us?">GHOSTDIVISION PRESENTS: WITCH COMBAT>"Sakura team, we can not authorize a retreat.">"I figured you'd say that. This is gonna cost you extra.">A RECORD OF THE ASIAN FRONT
>>38741230>Noh Mai dancing intensifies
>>38741230Now do one for the super long trailer to Zone of Enders 2. You seem like you'd know the one.Goddamn, Kojima knows how to hype his games.
>>38741230><<This is MiG Alley. Dead witch's words hold no meaning here.>>
>>38741315>TFW I linked the 'wrong' one, the one that is even MORE hype than the other, but isn't the one I transcribedAnd no, I don't. But if you'd like me to, i'll think about it.
>>38741440Wow, that took a while.http://pastebin.com/jY9iLuZ6