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The ship slows it's mad dash through space, as the internal clock adjusts to the real time of the universe, having come out of hyperspace. Out the front window, hangs a small blue planet, rotating slowly around it's small star.

From this high in orbit, it's nearly impossible to take a reading, as everyone suits up in their armour, apart from Diol, who simply remains in his civilian martial arts gi.

Raditz approaches you, nodding quietly. "Miss Kabuya. I wish to go down there alone. I... want to speak to my brother privately. It's been nearly twenty years... I want to bring to speak to him privately."

>Fine, go down alone, we'll stay in orbit.
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.
>Fine, we'll go smash a few cities up.
>No, we're coming with you.
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>>38744439
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.
"Keep your communicator on and don't get in trouble"

Switch to civilian clothes.
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>>38744439
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.
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>>38744439
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.
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>>38744439
>>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.

>>38744475
>> Civ clothes.

There's no need, they wont recognize our armour anyway.
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>>38744439
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism
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>>38744439
>>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism

Go to the nearest sex toy/langeree shop.
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>>38744439
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism.
Cue discovering delicious Earth food
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You shrug lazily. "Fine, we'll go down for some tourism then. You find your brother." Raditz nods thankfully, docking one of the pods and flying it down towards the planet, the faint whistling of it's descent reminiscent of so many surprise attacks you've launched, how many planets you've crushed under foot.

This far out of PTO territory, they don't even seem to have space flight technology, so Teito just rolls her eyes when nobody responds to her attempts to communicate with the planet, instead touching down on a small, bustling island, slightly out in a wooded section.

You head down the ramp, clipping your scouter on. You can spot Raditz, his power level still stubbornly stuck in the low 1000s, as he leaves his orb half a continent away. Other than Diol, you seem to be the strongest person on the planet. Most only top out at a Power Level of 5, with the odd outliers reaching into the low to mid hundreds.

You share this information with the girls, having a small chuckles amongst yourselves as you head towards the nearby settlement.

Risel absently kicks at a scrap of cloth by her boot, it flutters away in the breeze, two "R"s emblazoned on it.

No one in town bats an eye as you enter town, despite Diol's third eye, nor your tail, as men and women with the features of animals wander the street.

Diol says he wants to go meditate at the beach, as the waves lap calmingly at the sand, the tide rising in the afternoon. The girls meanwhile, seem excited about going to check out some local restaurant, an image of some red shelled creature hanging on top of it.

They rush towards it, mouth watering, as the natives walk by.

>Get dinner, of course!
>Meditate at the ocean.
>Other
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>>38744735
>Get dinner, of course!
The only thing Earth is good for
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>>38744735
Go get pre-space age marital aid.
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>>38744735
>>Get dinner, of course!
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>>38744735
>Get dinner of course
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>>38744796
Stop suggesting stupid shit like the sex shop. What are you, 12?
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>>38744735
>Get dinner, of course!

If there's anything that Saiyans enjoy more than fighting, it's food.
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You follow the girls to dinner, of course. What's a Saiyan on an empty stomach?

You find a sign inside the door which puts a dangerous grin on your face. All you can eat buffet. Oh, this is a good planet.

You toss some credits at waiter and step forward to the buffet, helping yourself to a tray of those red crustaceans and slamming it down on the table where the girls are gorging themselves.

The waiter, who looks remarkably Saiyan like, stammers about how you aren't allowed to take the whole tray, but Teito just glares at him, and he quickly backs away.

You almost chip a tooth on the hard creature, trying to bite it open, before just snapping it in half. "That's perfectly good lobster! Please, at least chew!" The waiter begs, as you suck the delicious core out of the creature, before tossing the shell down, and quickly stuffing half a dozen more in your mouth.

By the time your done eating, most of the other customers have vacated, looking nauseous, both the waiters stand nearby, one sobbing into his hands, the other stunned in silence.

Risel daintily covers a burp, tossing some sort of tuber in the air, before catching it with her mouth and swallowing it whole. "Mmmm. This planet isn't half bad." She tells the room appreciatively, patting her stomach.

You snap your head around, as the doors blast open. Someone small and purple is rushing across the room towards, you, yet your scouter says nothing.

Before you can react, your blown out of your seat, a fist colliding with your jaw, causing you gasp in pain as you go sailing through a wall, the small person chasing you as you fly.

You slam spine first into a rock, as the purple blur slows, revealing itself to be a child, "Listen here, you monsters! You're gonna leave the poor waiters of Penguin Village alone!"

You're stunned into silence, as you slowly slump forward off the rock, feeling blood trickle down your scalp, staring at the child.

>What do?
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>>38744965
...check his power level, first. If he's not that strong, blow up...a nearby hill or something. They've got good food, so let's just show off instead of actually wrecking shit.

Also bitch about how you had to come to some backwater shithole of a planet to get some good eats. Stuff should be main thoroughfare all over the damn place!
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>>38744965
"...What? We came in here, paid what was due and ate our fill. It SAID all you can eat! You're lucky we paid at all on a planet filled with nothing but weaklings."
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>>38744965
They say that they are all you can eat buffet.

I don't randomly attack people like you do.How this makes me a monster?You are the bigger monster.

If you want to, I can give you some education? You look like you need some kid.
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>>38744965
>Arale
OH SHIT, WE'RE FUCKED

Try to distract her or something, she's got a short attention span
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>>38744965
They can hide their power, interesting.
"It's rude to interrupt our vacation, but if you know if any places where we might trade for interesting technology, train, or otherwise enjoy ourselves, do say."
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"Listen here, CHILD! The restaurant said ALL you can eat. So we did. You're just lucky we paid at all on a planet of weaklings like this." You growl.

"They said you gave them strange chips. Not money. We use Zeni, not some junk from your pocket!" The girl pouts, clenching her fists.

"Either way kid, we attempted to pay. Now who's the greater monster, the person who tried to pay for a meal that was poorly advertised, or the person that goes around punching people through walls?"

The girl stamps her feet, clearly growing frustrated. "RRRRRR! Be quiet! The mighty ARALE'S gonna beat you UP!"

The child raises a fist, rearing back and aiming for your gut.

(will require a roll)
>Dodge, don't attack back
>Dodge, then counterattack

>Write in
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>>38745004
>>38745007
>>38745008
Lets probe for information before we start a fight.
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>>38745125
>>Dodge, then counterattack
Impudent child!
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>>38745125
>Dodge, don't attack back
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>>38745125
>Fuck Dodging, tank it. How hard could a kid on this backwater punch, anyways?
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>>38745125
>Dodge, don't attack back
>Complain about what kind of backwater planets don't even accept credits
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>>38745185
Well out of character we know it's an android. In character we got hit hard enough to slam us into a wall.
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>>38745185
They don't have a power-level readable by our scouter lets not investigate them.
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>>38745125

>Dodge, don't attack back
>Write in

Kid, what would your parents say if they found out you were attacking people who just happened to not have the right type of money at a restaurant?
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Dodge and complain

Roll D1000
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Rolled 998 (1d1000)

>>38745269
How bad could it possibly be?
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Rolled 685 (1d1000)

>>38745269
rollin'
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Rolled 2 (1d1000)

>>38745285
Nice
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>>38745299
Man am I glad I didn't link that post properly
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>>38745299
nice
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Rolled 217 (1d1000)

>>38745269
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>>38745314
It's best of 3, not average.
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>>38745368
Fair enough, wasn't sure.
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>>38745125
Honestly child, are you going to destroy this establishment? Who is the ruthless invader here?
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you guts are lucky i do best of three

You wave nimbly out of the way of the blow, as the girl's fist slams into the rock, powdering half of it, and sending the remainder soaring into the air.

Arale growls in frustration again, frowning at you. "NO FAIR! STAY STILL!" She whines.

You jump back, as Risel and Teito catch up to you. Only now do you realise how far out of town the girl knocked you, nearly halfway across the island.

"Woah kid, listen here, I didn't know this backwater wouldn't take my money! What the HFIL kind of backwater doesn't take credits these days?"

Arale adopts a wide stance, opening her mouth, "Nnnnnnn..."

"Besides, what would your parents say if they found out you were just running around attacking people who didn't know they had the incorrect type of money at a restaurant?" You quickly follow up.

"Ch-" Arale stops her small noise, as Risel and Teito drop into combat stances. "Hakase would probably be mad..." She slowly says, kicking the ground absently and staring downwards. A huge clump of dirt tosses up at that, landing ar your feet, but the girl barely notices it. ".... I'm sorr-" She looks away, "Ooooh, pretty fishies!"

In the blink of an eye, the child dashes off towards the ocean, diving in and swimming about among schools of fish.

>Let the kid go, she's given up
>Other
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So question which version of Goku are we gonna see. Standard Goku or TFS level of retarded Goku?
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>>38745440
>Let the kid go, she's given up
We had our fill, let's check out what Diol's doing
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>>38745440

>Let the kid go, she's given up

Really, I don't think this is a fight we should pick.

Since she's a kid and what not, and hilariously unaware of her own strength.
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>>38745445
Is there honestly a difference, anon?
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>>38745440
>>Let the kid go, she's given up
"That was some weird shit. Lets go find Diol and then maybe catch up with Radditz"
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>>38745440
>>Let the kid go, she's given up
"It's still a month away to the Saiyan Holiday of "Beat Small Children Upmas". Lets go do some sight seeing. Maybe someone on this Kame forsaken rock knows a new technique."
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>>38745440
>Let the child go

This planet is confusing, better not make more problems
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>>38745440
>Let the kid go, she's given up
And lets check on Diol or contact Raditz.
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>>38745440
We should teach some martial arts.

Can't squander potential for good fight in the future.
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>>38745440
> Ask the manager if we can compensate them for the damages (with a big grin because we know they just want us to leave), along with asking who that child might be.
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>>38745440
>Let the kid go, she's given up
"Half the planet is weaker then newborn Saiyans, while the other half could punch a moon out of orbit. Lets go find Raditz before he does something stupid."
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>>38745507
This, contact him through our scouter if we can.
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>>38745507

I'm fairly sure that between energy sensing and Raditz being Raditz, most of the cast is currently having a conniption or close to experiencing heart failure.
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Shoulda made this a choice earlier

>Go talk to Diol
>Meet up with Raditz
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>>38745570
>>Go talk to Diol
Raditz said he wanted to do this alone
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>>38745570
>>Go talk to Diol
and then take him to

>Meet up with Raditz
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>>38745570
>Go talk to Diol

Raditz is visible on our scouter, he's fine
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>>38745570
>Go talk to Diol
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>>38745587
Make sure Raditiz knows about the hostile inhabitants here, at least.
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>>38745440

>Let the kid go

>Let's check on one of these higher than average power level
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>>38745570
>Go talk to Diol
Keep an eye out for Raditz on the scouter though, after what happened to us, who knows what trouble he could get into.
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>>38745661
You can freely communicate with scouter like its a phone.
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>>38745570

>Meet up with Raditz
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"Come on girls. The kid's done, let's go see what our three eyed friend is up to." You dab at the wound on your head, smearing the blood away from your eyes.

Once again you try to scan the girl with you scouter, but nothing registers but the fish around her, the girl herself a blank slate. Curious.

Turning your head, you scan the horizon for Raditz, finding him far to the north west, but flying south from his location, a smaller power level in the three hundreds following some distance behind him.

Oh well, you run around to the shore, where Diol stands in the surf, eyes closed, hands outstretched in front of him.

"HEY DIOL, WHATCHA DOING?" Teito roars at him, having found amusement in bugging the Triclops warrior.

A vein twitches in his cheek, but he attempts to continue his meditation.

"WHAAAAAT?" She repeats, grinning and nudging you. "DIDN'T CATCH THAT!"

All three of his eyes flick open. "I am TRYING to locate the remainders of my people on this planet!" He spits, teeth clenched. "But they've become weak from interbreeding with these... humans, as they call themselves. So if you could shut up, I could do this more efficiently."

Teito snickers and nudges Risel now, "Whatever, who wants to go swimminnnng?" Teito starts unclipping her armour, strutting towards the water, as Diol purses his lips in silent fury.

>Teito, leave Diol alone.
>Loosen up three eyes, have some fun.
>I guess someone should check in on Raditz.... (send....)
>Writein
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>>38745816
>Teito leave Diol alone
>I guess someone should check up on Raditz, I'll go
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>>38745816
seconding >>38745855
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>>38745816
Thirding
>>38745855
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>>38745816
Try to sense strong ki nearby and double check it with scouter.
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>>38745816
Why doesn't he just ask around for three-eyed people? If anyone saw them, they'd know.
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>>38745957
That... is an excellent point

Can we suggest he does that as well?
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>>38745957
Seriously, this. These people may be squishy and weak, and based on the ten or so of them we've met their intelligence is suspect at best, but they're not blind.
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>>38745816
>I guess someone should check in on Raditz....
Kabu.
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>>38745957
Why doing it easy way? Or else we can just go and gather dragon balls and wish for immortality or making us super saiyajin. Or even wish back planet Vegeta and all saiyans.
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>>38745816
>Teito, leave Diol alone
>Risel, can you ask around for anyone who might have a third eye.
> I'd like to check on Raditiz
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>>38746037
Wishing back our planet would be one thing. A manual of techniques from around the universe would be another. We don't know about the dragon balls yet, so it'll have to wait.
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>>38746108
Technically the dragon balls can't wish a person back who's been dead for more than an earth year.

So yeah, wishing Vegata back isn't really an option, I mean, we could wish the planet back, but it would be uninhabited.

Granted, we don't know any of this yet
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>>38746037
We don't even know that super Saiyan is an actual thing yet.

Immortality might be cool, but can also backfire spectacularly if we face an absurdly powerful enemy.

We could wish back the planet Vegeta, but the rest of the Saiyan race has been dead for well over a year. That puts them out of the dragonball Rez range.

Plus we don't even know about dragonballs.
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>>38746149
>Technically the dragon balls can't wish a person back who's been dead for more than an earth year.
Not since new movie.
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Wait, so I'm confused, so is Tien actually an alien then?
I always figured that was a spiritual thing, like in the Dragonball universe you can just grow a third eye if you meditate hard enough, just like how you can shoot lasers from your hands if you know enough kung fu.
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You step forward and grab her by the scruff of her neck, not entirely gently. "Teito, let Diol meditate in peace. If you girls want to swim, go down the beach, or across the island." Teito pouts a little, as you turn to Diol. "And you, if you want to find three eyed people, trying asking people in town. I'm sure they'd remember."

The Triclops grunts. "Tried that already, the locals all just shrugged and looked at me. They don't know anything."

You roll your eyes. "Try more than three people before you give up. Now if you'd all excuse me, I'm going to go check on Raditz."

"Making sure the runt hasn't been killed, eh?" Diol laughs, as you kick up into the air.

Without a definite answer, you fly off the west, your scouter leading you towards Raditz. You approach the small island he spent several minutes on, before two Power Levels follow him, quickly heading north again, flying towards the a much larger continent.

From the air, you can spot a few figures on the beach, rushing about, looking concerned.

>Land on the island, see what this is all about.
>Follow Raditz
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>>38746170
God dang it Toriyama stop changing your lore
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>Not destroying cities.
It's like we're not even Saiyan anymore... this is awful. Can we please just level one? Maybe two?
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>>38746175
>Follow Raditz
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>>38746175
>Follow Raditz
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>>38746175
>Land on the small island

Be more polite than Raditz, he's even worse than us at talking to people with lower power levels
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>>38746175
>>Land on the island, see what this is all about.


>>38746191
We just got here, give it time.
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>>38746175
>Land on the island, see what this is all about.
>>38746191
We'll do that when we aren't on a planet that is protected by plot armor.
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>>38746175
>Land on the island, see what this is all about.
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>>38746175
>>Land on the island, see what this is all about.

We gotta talk to the Turtle.
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>>38746170
Wait does Freezer get ressurected with Earth balls? Because I thought they bring him back with the Namekian balls because they don't have a lot of the restrictions that the Earth ones do (like bringing back the same person more than once)
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>>38746209
We're in non-cannon verse! We can literally blow up the planet and leave with Gohan if we wanted to.
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>>38746221
Turtle is the best turtle.
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>>38746231
That kid can barely dodge though.
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>>38746175
>Follow Raditz
Tell me he didn't make that stupid "kill 100 people" demand this time
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>>38746191
Nope. Everyone is playing the "Grr I'm mean and nasty here have a hug!"

We've been out of character for awhile now. Just lie back and think of the Prince.
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>>38746191
We're growing beyond being saiyan

By following a new philosophy, we will become something greater than an ordinary saiyan.

Still, a nice throw down with some of the stronger guys who aren't ADD as hell might be nice
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>>38746224
Nah, that was Kakarot being an idiot.
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>>38746224
>Wait does Freezer get ressurected with Earth balls?
Yep. And he has trained for 4 whole months and now he is super golden Freezer and stonger than Goku.
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>>38746248
It's character growth, not out of character behavior
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>>38746224
Earth ones don't have restrictions anymore either. They're Dende's now, not Kami's. They are actually a whole new set.
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>>38746175

>Land on the island, see what this is all about.

Surely Raditz isn't that much of a fuck-up that he'd sour things this quickly, right?

...Right?
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island it is
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>>38746271
It's out of character. We literally went in one thread from crushing everyone as a giant monkey to, "Wait let's not fight meta knowledge says it's bad!"

This is just a continuation of that.
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>>38746321
I agree, I don't mind character development but we have gone pretty soft.
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>>38746231
>>38746248

I'm sure we'll get to do plenty of city destroying to cheer Raditz up after all of that business with Kakarot, assuming he makes it out of this alive. And even then, I'm sure the same thing will happen if Raditz doesn't.
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>>38746321
The only thing i really minded was inviting the triclops along. Maybe we can ditch him some place.
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>>38746321
...Well yeah

But I can pretend it's character development, makes sense too considering how many people stronger than us we've come across and only avoided dying to by not being, well, saiyan.

If someone were to write the whole thing out, they could easily make it look like character development
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>>38746311
Well, now that he knows Frieza is responsible for the destruction of Vegeta, he should be trying to get Kakarot to join to get revenge for the Saiyans rather than "come with us to commit genocide slightly quicker"
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>>38746311
We've been training him to be less shit. The boy has thrown a punch worthy of a Saiyan, become more intelligent, and even showed super-saiyan anger for a moment. The kid has potential.
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>>38746355
To be fair he is a pretty strong warrior and whilst he may not be saiyan warriors generally appreciate the company of other warriors. We know that the likelyhood of finding more saiyans is realllly low, so it's understandable that we'd want company of even the 3-eyed kind.

We can always shit can him later anyway
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>>38746378
>"Come let us get revenge for our people!"
"NO MY NAME IS GOKU AND I'M STAYING ON THIS BACKWATER ROCK AND BEING WEAK!"
Fuck you say?
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>>38746355
Hopefully he's like Tien. We'll forget about him at some point and he'll slide into irrelevance.
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>>38746321
The saiyan girls have seen the universe is a big place and we're playing the long game. That's the way I see it.
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>>38746418
Then he'll come back with huge ass shoulders?
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>>38746418
Nah, he's gonna be our Piccolo.
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>>38746396
Plus at the very least, we've humbled him a bit in this timeline, so he isn't as full of himself
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>>38746402
We haven't even learned the Solar Flare either. Krillian's Kiezan would also be good to learn.
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>>38746422
It was meta gaming and a heel faced turn.

Either way I'm on Raditz side of this snafu. He's got the right of it. Planet Vegeta and our people are more important than this backwater.
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You touch down on the small island, the figures defining themselves as you get closer. An old man is trying to scurry inside the small house on the island, while a blue haired woman argues with some sort of talking creature.

"GET THAT OLD MAN OUT HERE NOW, WE NEED TO GO HELP GOKU!" The woman yells, stamping her foot.

"I don't think Master Roshi really wants to fight someone so strong they can treat Krillin like that." The creature says, pointing to a short person, currently embedded in the wall. "Ever since Goku and Krillin learned to fly, he's been complaining about them being upstarts."

"Ya darn right!" The old man screams from inside, "I'm not fighting no aliens from outer space! I'm too young to die!"

The blue haired woman rounds on the house, as the orange shape twitches in the wall, none of them noticed your landing yet. "COME ON OUT AND FIGHT YOU OLD COWARD, GOKU NEEDS OUR HELP!"

"WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR BOY TOY TO HELP THEN? I'M.... I'M BUSY!"

The woman starts marching towards the house, she has fire, considering how much more powerful the old man is than her. "DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND MAKE YOU, YOU OLD SACK OF BONES, I AM /NOT/ GOING TO YAMCHA ABOUT THIS!"

Their vehicles been left out in the open, as the animal tries to follow the woman and placate her.

>Torch the vehicle, then follow Raditz
>Write in
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>>38746475
We've seen power levels of the tens of millions, the three-eyed planet where everyone was as strong as us, the crazy saiyan kid, and more. The galaxy is a big place and we won't win without training, techniques, and allies.

I see it as the girls being traumatized after watching everyone on their planet die, and mellowing out a bit due to serious stuff.
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>>38746475
We just dont qualify as true saiyan warriors. Vegeta would have been disappointed.
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>>38746533
>>Torch the vehicle, then follow Raditz
These are obviously nobody's and Raditz seems to have gotten himself in trouble.
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>>38746533
>Torch the vehicle, then follow Raditz
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>>38746533
>>Write in
"Excuse me, have you seen a young boy with long black hair and a tail like mine ? And stop screaming please, BEFORE i decide it's not worth listening to you"
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>>38746533
"We're not attacking your planet, why does everyone thing we're invading?"

Or just follow Raditiz.
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>>38746533
"Sorry to interrupt but have you seen a brown skined spikey haired kid running around. He's looking for another brown skinned spikey hair kid. He's kind of a dick"
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>>38746568
We know where he went he's the power level on the scouter.
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>>38746533
>Write in
Go after Raditz, their vehicles aren't worth torching.
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>>38746568
I second this

Being threateningly polite is fun
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>>38746563
Seconding. Kakarot will listen to reason one way or another.
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>>38746568
>>38746583
Are you two blind? We know exactly where he is due to our scouter.
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>>38746551
We're as strong as Vegeta, so we wont give any fucks.
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>>38746609
Oh right

Just torch the vehicle then
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>>38746533
>Torch the ISLAND, then follow Raditz
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>>38746623
Now that's thinking outside the box!
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>>38746623
Lets not kill the obvious allies of the person who may be our allies brother.
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well this is a cluster fuck

>Torch the vehicle
>Torch the island
>Introduce yourself, ask about Raditz
>Just leave
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>>38746533
>Torch the vehicle, then follow Raditz
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>>38746610
Didn't we surpassed his canon power level at this point?
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>>38746652
>>Introduce yourself, ask about Raditz
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>>38746652
>Torch the vehicle

>Leave.
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>>38746652
>Sarcastic apology
>Torch vehicle
>Follow Raditz

In that order please
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>>38746623
As much as I'd love to, doing it brings us down to their level. Lets just leave.
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>>38746652
>Introduce yourself, ask about Raditz
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>>38746652
>Torch the vehicle, then follow Raditz
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>>38746652
>>Introduce yourself, ask about Raditz
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>>38746533
>laugh
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>>38746652
>Just leave

Kai dammit, Raditz. What the HFIL have you done this time..
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>>38746652
>Torch vehicle
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>>38746659
He gets stronger throughout the fight, wee flat-out beat him.
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>>38746685
Something totally acceptable as a Saiyan.
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>>38746652
>>Just leave
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>>38746669
>brings us down to their level.
Which one? Sea level?
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>>38746652
>Torch the vehicle
We want us and Raditz to be the only ones trying convince Kakarot of anything. Keeps his friends from interfering. DON'T KILL THEM though, we want to stay on his good side.
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>>38746652
>Just leave
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>>38746652
>Just leave
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>>38746652
>Just leave
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>>38746652
>Torch the vehicle
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>>38746720
>>38746723
>>38746730
Oh for fuck sake stop it.
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>>38746652
>Torch vehicle, follow Raditz

As amusing as the screamy blue-haired woman is, we don't need her finding another one of these anomalously strong fighters and sending them after Raditz. Let's just shoot her down and get on with our business.
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>>38746720
>>38746723
>>38746730
Very subtle.
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>>38746533
>"I do not know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz."
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funny how this one has so much more votes than any of the other votes

it couldnt POSSIBLY be being samefagged

so because of that

we finally destination

>1:Leave
>2:Torch
>3:Hello

You have 5 minutes
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>>38746774
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>>38746774
2

Still want a sarcastic apology though, although it appears as though I'm alone on that
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>>38746774
2
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>>38746828
You invalidated your vote with the text dude.

just the link and the 2
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>>38746852
Last valid vote within the time I think
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2 wins
when the hell did this get so many people playing it?
still half suspicious but oh well
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Well we've found a way to get out the voters. "Destroy Y/N"
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>>38746898
I'd say your player base has expanded due to your other games but yeah, clear samefagging happening. Not too bad but it's there.
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>>38746898
>when the hell did this get so many people playing it?
Cute little monkeys
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>>38746898
poeple love you
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>>38746898
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>>38746898
Somewhat suspicious myself, but there do seem to be 28 IPs (not that that's definitive) and I suspect lots of people don't see a reaon to vote when it's both clear the option they support is winning and they aren't ridiculously invested in making sure it stays that way.
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>>38746898

Might have a lot of lurkers. Plus with DBXV out, there could possibly be more people browsing /tg/ who are suddenly interested in DBZ related things.
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>>38746898
As the guy who voted 2 my proxy let's me change IP's pretty quickly.
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>>38746898
This is my first vote of the thread.
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>>38746898
I love monkeys chuckles. You just run when I'm in class because you hate me.

>>38746930
Yeah I wasn't really voting much earlier don't have a lot of time to during lectures. Was fine with leaving or torching but felt that talking and all that was a bit over the line.
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>>38746898
Because more half-breeds

Half-breed kids are adorable, Gohan proves it, therefore they must be made.

That's seriously why I'm here. The OP image leads me to believe we will be able to make half-breeds at some point, and therefore I will follow this quest
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>>38746921

Sauce on the image?
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>>38746935
Thisisbait.jpg
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>>38746935
Doing so would make you a dick though. You aren't a dick are you? You wouldn't just go on the internet and tell li- I mean change IP's?
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>>38746951
DBZ xenoverse general in /vg/.
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>>38746950
They don't have tails! That's a crime! Also Gohan is a whiny little shit.
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>>38746959
I would tell lies but I wouldn't change IP's
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>>38746921
Den did dey Fugg?
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>>38746973
They do have tails, but those fucking Earthlings and that race traitor Kakarot got him to get rid of it.
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>>38746973
Gohan had a tail, he even used his giant monkey once.
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>>38746973
Yes they do

Gohan did, remember? That's how Vegeta was defeated.

Also Gohan had a weird thing where he got progressively more adorable the older her got.
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>>38746951

I dunno who the artist is exactly, but I have some imgur/tumblr links with different drawfag stuff on it. But I don't think that the artist of that particular drawing has posted that on his tumblr.
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>>38746991
THESE FREAKS MUTILATE OTHERS TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE LOCALS?!
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>>38746984
Do you even need to ask that?
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You lift a palm and gather energy. The woman and the animal both turn to face you, as your ki gathers, producing the familiar whirring noise.

The woman screams, jumping back, "Oh no! Another one!" She crawls backward through the sand, "Turtle, stop her!"

The Turtle blanches, staring at you, then the woman, "And just what am I supposed to do?" It demands, as you launch your blast.

The vehicle is obliterated, flying apart into flaming chunks of metal, half of which embed themselves in the house again. The old man comes screaming out of the house, nearly falling on his face. "WHO IN THE HE-" He notices you, floating a few feet off the ground.

He quickly readjusts his his glasses clearing his throat. "Well, hello beautiful. And what is it that brings you to the Kame House, home of the worlds greatest lover?" He asks, as the one in orange finally drags themselves out of the wall, revealing a gleaming bald head.

"Oh Kame no, another one?" He groans, ducking behind the old man. "Please, take the Turtle or something, just don't slap me through the house again!"

>Take off after Raditz.
>Write in
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz
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>>38747030
Just go after Raditz

Everyone here is annoying, but ultimately unimportant and nonthreatening
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>>38747030
>Punch the rude punk in the face. That will teach him to try to hit on you, a pure saiyan!
>Leave
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>>38747030
>>Take off after Raditz.
"Do /not/ follow us."
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz.

Gotta stop him from being killed by that damn Namekian.
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38746951
Disregard
>>38747009

Search for Marshu on tumblr.
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>>38747030
>Blow up the island
>Go after Raditz
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz

Shouldn't that be Kami?
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I almost want to be Niave enough to take the turtle hermit up on that offer.

But we played her smarter than that.
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>>38747059
Not him thanks dude.
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>>38747030
"Gross"
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38747030
>Write in
"You, bald child. Tell me what Raditz did or I slap you through the house. Old man, don't speak again or you get the same treatment."
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>>38747065
shhhh, spelling is hard
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz

Let's see how well versed he is in Saiyan diplomacy.
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38747059

Ballin'. Thanks.
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>>38747030
>"Yeesh, YOU'RE this world's greatest lover?"
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>>38747090
We will have to ressurect him now since we are late.
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>>38747030
Take Turtle, then take off after Raditz.
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>>38747030

>"...The fuck's a Kami?"
>Take off after Raditz.
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>>38747086
Let's go with this. I like this.

Maybe insult the woman while we're at it, something something fight your own battles.
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>>38747030
>Take the pig and turtle, they're neat.
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Is it spring break? Is that why we're getting awful write ins?
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>>38747030
>"GIVE US ALL YOUR ZENIS!"
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>>38747137
It means god. Now bow.
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>>38747167
not for another week
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>>38747118
Goku and Piccolo aren't that fast though, so I hope we'll be in time.

Especially since arriving too late may result in us blowing up Piccolo out of range, thus kickstarting the *shudder* Namek arc.
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>>38747086

I admittedly haven't watched DB Ina while, but for any good looking woman, Roshi might suddenly be into that sort of thing.
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>>38747201
>range
Meant: "rage"
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>>38747201
>>38747213
Nah Vegeta and Nappa haven't arrived yet. We still have time.
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>>38747240
Vegeta and Nappa won't arrive. They think Raditz is dead, and don't know where Kakarot is.
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>>38747240

>FFA between Vegeta, Goku, and Kabu over dragonballs

I kinda want to see this, not gonna lie.
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So wait at this time Raditz is in about the 1000s and Piccilo and Goku need to work together to beat him. Then Vageta shows up at 10,000...

Unless Frieza shows up we could wreak everyone who comes here.
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>>38747263
>vegeta shows up at 10,000....
I've got some bad news for you anon
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>>38747263
Vegeta was 18,000. But yes.
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>>38747263
Why would he come here than there is no Raditz broadcasting whole thing to him?
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>>38747030
>Take off after Raditz

Everything we've seen indicates that Raditz has gotten up to some shit here, and we've seen what Earthlings can do in a pinch. We'd better catch up to him before he really digs himself a hole.
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>>38747263

Vegeta is more around 15000 - 17000, but he has some absurd durability and endurance when he faces down Goku. That could mostly be raging at being beaten by a low class Saiyan plus getting his tail cut off plus being hit by a spirit bomb plus being forced to go Great Ape for just one dude.
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Without a word, you power away towards Raditz's power level. The two who followed him have now doubled their power levels, with a combined strength as high as the boys now.

You concentrate more power into flying faster, beaming through the sky, your speed parting the ocean below you. You rise up, flying over a deserted wasteland of barren rocks and cliffs, which slowly give way to green fields.

One of the power levels is rapidly dropping, as Raditz focuses on it, but the second one is quickly climbing to almost equal strength to the long haired boys, gathering power.

You cut your flight, spinning out of the air and positioning yourself for a rough landing, plowing directly into the earth, sliding to a stop as you kick up a miles long spray of dirt.

As the dirt settles, you examine the scene before you, Raditz is locked in a vice like grip under his shoulders, held in a full nelson, as a one armed.... Is that a Namekian? You thought they'd gone extinct.

Either way, Raditz seems to be trapped, the green one apparently charging it's power higher and higher.

"K-Kabu! HELP!" Raditz pleads, thrashing a little harder in the lock.

The Namekian lets out a dark chuckle, "Alright, I'm ready. Goku! Hold him still."

"You got it buddy, just make it quick!" The orange clad Saiyan calls from behind Raditz.

"Special Beam Cannon!" A spirraling beam of energy launches out of the Namekians fingertips.

Either way its gonna need a roll, but
>Attack the Namekian
>Attack Kakarot
>Write in
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>>38747327
>Attack the Namekian
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>>38747327
>Attack Kakarot
Snag Raditz out of the way.
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>>38747327
Right if they kill him we paste them and take Gohan.
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>>38747327
Tackle Raditz and the Saiyan to get them out of the shot of the laser.
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>>38747327
>Grab both Kakarot and Raditz and drag them out of the line of fire

The shot's flying, no stopping it, but we can save the idiot and his idiot brother
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>>38747327
>>Attack the Namekian
Lets interrupt his attack
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>>38747327
>Kick Raditz as hard as we can.
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>>38747327
>>Attack Kakarot

Use something that bludgeons them out of the way.Special Beam Cannon is kinda slow.
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>>38747352
>>38747341
That Risks a bad roll and Kabu taking a special beam cannon.
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>>38747352
>>38747356
This
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>>38747327
>Attack Kakarot

There's no stopping the cannon now. We don't need to kill Kakarot either, just bowl the two of them out of the way.
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>>38747327
Destroy or deflect special beam canon ray mid air with your ki attack than power up to maximum level and told everyone to shut the fuck up and explain all that happend to you.
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>>38747352
>>38747356
Yeah, thirding these two
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>>38747327
>Write in
Remind Raditz that he can fly.

These idiots are about set to kill the last two halfway decent Saiyan men.
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>>38747327
"RADITZ WE TOLD YOU TO DO ONE THING!"
Kick Raditz out of the shots line of fire.
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>>38747327
Why didn't he four witches out of this anyway
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>>38747327

I'll second this: >>38747356

The attack has been fired, even if we blast the source, it'll still be flying toward its intended target.
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>>38747327
>Attack Kakarot
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>>38747382
I dunno Vageta is a decently good choice.
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>>38747327
>Kick Raditz/Goku out of the way

Just dash in their and flying kick the pair.

Then start asking hard questions. Like, "Raditz, what the fuck are you doing."
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>>38747327
>>38747356
Fourth.
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>>38747382
Oh my god, that's just like, "Krillin, you don't have a nose!"

>>38747327
LET'S DO IT!
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>>38747377
Bad write ins go away.
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>>38747382

Raditz just got head butted by angry Gohan and might've had a lot of bones and vital organs squashed. If he's not strong enough to get out of an injured Goku's full Nelson, then he won't be able to fly well either.
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Charging them both out of the way wins.

Roll me a good old D1000 for this
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Rolled 46 (1d1000)

>>38747458
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Rolled 394 (1d1000)

>>38747458
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Rolled 157 (1d1000)

>>38747458
Rollin'
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Rolled 565 (1d1000)

>>38747458
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Rolled 857 (1d1000)

>>38747458
what could possibly go wrong?
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>>38747295

Vegeta could take a beating from Kid Buu. He's too damn stubborn and prideful to let something las punny as life-threatening injuries claim victory on the Prince of All Space Monkeys.
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>>38747469
>>38747474
>>38747476
oh good, we're dead
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>>38747469
>>38747474
>>38747476


We're fucked. Glad we decided to get infront of the goddamn beam. "LETS SAVE EVERYONE!" Really payed off.
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>>38747433
Gohan doesn't exist in this time.
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>>38747480
Everything, anon.
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>>38747469
>>38747474
>>38747476
You guys suck
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Rolled 990 (1d1000)

>>38747458
"DOOOOOOODGE!"
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>>38747498
Not the only possible outcome

We could fail to push them out of the way and live, or push them out of the way and end up in the firing line

More than one way to fail a diving save
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>>38747469
>>38747474
>>38747476
Guys
oh guys
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>>38747508
WHY ARE YOU SO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
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>>38747515
Eh, no big loss. There's always the Prince!
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>>38747508
You couldn't roll earlier?!
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>>38747511
It would have been better to just stack back and fucking shoot either group. Getting near it was a massive fuck up.
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>>38747515
Well maybe we can train with king Kai
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>>38747535
XD BUT WER DA MAX LEBL SAIYAN INSERT SAVE EVRUN AND BEOCME NEW RUELR OF UNIVERS!
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On the bright side, if we get hit ourselves, we'll be even stronger when we heal.
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>>38747553
Yeah, and?
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>>38747551
More likely spen rest of the series dead until Janemba shows up.
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>>38747560
>when we heal
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>>38747515
We aren't in too bad a position. It's not like in canon where immediately after this it was "T-minus 1 year for next huge fight". We've got time to get shit sorted out.
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>>38747535
We took responsibility for the idiot when we let him on our ship

Seems kind of cowardly to let him die now, just because we were afraid of a little energy blast fired by a guy with a power level beneath 500
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>>38744439
>that disgusting hair and eyes
Have the better version, please. They don't even look like Saiyans in that one.
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>>38747574
If we can no longer do anything with our girls. Everything is ruined forever.

>>38747584
No it doesn't seem cowardly he fucked up so badly he got himself killed by weaklings.
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>>38747535
Whats up with /tg/ tacking for shit reasons, and then rolling badly lately?
3rd quest(i participated in) in a row this has happened in now.
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>>38747571
Let me have my dream.
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>>38747588
2/10

>>38747618
No idea. Apparently an influx of "Nothin' personnel kid."
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>>38747511

Kabu's power level is pretty damn high compared to Piccolo's at the moment. While the SBC is designed to pierce extremely well, there's about a magnitude of 10-15x difference between our power relative to Piccolo's.

Remember that Turles was able to block it with one hand, and that's before he ate the fruit from the Tree of Might. I'd guess that the magnitude of power difference was less, too.
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>>38747618
tackling*
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>>38747617
Guess not

Saiyans can breed like dragons anyway, take it from anything and somehow make a baby with it, not really too important to keep an extra pair of fertile balls around
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There is no way the Special Beam Cannon could hurt Kabu. She's what, more than ten time stronger than Raditz?
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>>38747641
I don't give two shits about Radtiz and Goku. Goku has plot armor. Raditz might die and if he does we're going to turn that Green man into Green paste.

I'm worried about Kabu.
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What power level do we have? I can't even remember.
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Who's betting we are gonna get stuck searching for all the dragonballs to bring back the two fuckable saiyans left.
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>>38747649

Raditz is anywhere from 1,100 - 1,400 if low thousands doesn't include 1500.

Kabu was about 17k last time we checked, excluding any training done on the way to Earth.
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>>38747670
I think about 13k.
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You dash forward, moving to shove both the Saiyans out of the way, only for Kakarot to shove his brother forward.

"No you don't!" He launches a feeble ki blast, but large enough that you're forced to knock it away.

In that split second the beam strikes Raditz. Straight through the chest and plows out his other side, slamming into Kakarot as well and piercing his side, directly through his lungs and likely his heart.

Both of the Saiyans collapse to the floor, gasping for air to fill lungs that they don't have, a nasty wheezing sound flowing out through the one in oranges chest cavity.

Raditz clutches at the raw wound in his chest, body twisting and he claws towards the sun, gasping in unimaginable pain, Kakarot simply lying spread eagled.

"Darn it." He wheezes. "At least we won though." With that, Raditz's brother closes his eyes, while Raditz continues writhing, mouth open but beyond words.

The Namekian grunts his pain, as a new arm explodes out of it's open wound. "Ha. Two birds with one stone." He grunts, turning to you. "I'm guessing your one of him. Look I have no interest in fighting you. That one just annoyed me, so what say we go our separate ways?"

You notice a child, black haired this time, crawling up to Kakarot. Wait, does that child have a tail?

>What do?
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>>38747649

Same way a Destructo Disk has no chance in harming Frieza
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>>38747677
Broly isn't dead.
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>>38747678
>Vegeta when he finds a low class is stronger than him.
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>>38747686
>Wreck the green guy who just killed Radtiz
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>>38747686
>Blast the green dude just because you're unhappy

>Take the kid

>Realize the biology of these inferior creatures is compatible with your own
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>>38747686
Grab green man, demand to know what just happened here and why. Raditz looks like he's pretty much done for.

Or do we have healing capabilities back on the ship? Could we even manage to drag his ass over there before he expires?
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>>38747686
"First off do you know how many male saiyans are fucking left. Cause its four now and two of them are fucking insane. Also why do i have the strongest urge to take that kid?"
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>>38747686
>Try to cauterize the wound with ki, get him back to the ship
Okay, he's a saiyan, tough stuff, Vegeta got worse .There's a slim chance he survives if we hurry.
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>>38747686
Yell at Raditz

Seriously, how could he let that happen? How could he let the situation so out of hand?
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>>38747721
>>38747686
Seconded
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>>38747686
"YOU STUPID GREEN SLUT! THERE WERE ONLY TWO MALES OF MY SPECIES LEFT! YOU KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE NOW? ZERO! AS MANY FUCKING NAMEKIANS AS THERE WILL BE WHEN I'M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU AND THIS FUCKING PLANET AND YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORLD!!"

I think this is an appropriate time to go rage out.
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>>38747686
Did we have a medbay on our ship? Can we get Raditz to it in time?
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>>38747686
Fuck this gay Ee-arth.

Hulk smash puny Namekian.
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>>38747686
>>38747716
Swapping vote to>>38747721
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>>38747686
Kill the green dude. As brutally as possible.
He killed our chances to have children.
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>>38747686
"You just killed the last two halfway-decent males of my species, slug-man. Either you're gonna help me un-fuck this situation, or we're gonna learn together what parts of your body you can and can't regenerate."
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>>38747728
This, demand an explanation. Somehow, we're going to find out everything we want to know.
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>>38747686

I'll second this: >>38747722
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>>38747735
Yeah, I think this would be an appropriate time to Hulk the fuck out.
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>>38747724
Just stop. It's getting sad now.
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>>38747721
Gotta third this. Emphasis on killing greenie.
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>>38747755
How about we try to save one of the few Saiyans left before trying to ask questions of people?
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>>38747722
>>38747728
Can we combine these two?
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Welp

>Kill the Namekian
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Take the kid
>Yell at Raditz
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>>38747785
This! I mean he went out to 'talk' to his brother. A 'talk', even by Saiyajin standards shouldn't erupt into lethal violence. Why is everyone suddenly dying and how the fuck did this green dude get involved?
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>>38747807
>Yell at Raditz
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Take the kid
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>>38747807

That green man just killed, what, half the remaining saiyan population and most of the men by himself. He probably isn't getting away scot-free.

On the other hand, he's got mad swagger to try and bluff us in the condition he's in.

However, we're much more worried about the dead or dying Saiyans. Any chance of recovering this situation?
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>>38747778
Save how? we don't know anything about magical life-saving beans, nor do we have reason to believe there are wish-granting magical artifacts on this planet.
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>>38747807
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Take the kid
>Yell at Raditz
ALL WHILE BEING ANGRY
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>>38747807
>Yell at Raditz and the Namekian, torture if necessary
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>>38747819
This.
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>>38747807
>Take the kid
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>>38747807
>Yell at Raditz

and then

>Torture the Namekian for info

and then

>Kill the Namekian

finally

>Take the kid

All assuming we can't save Raditz by taking him to the ship. We can kill the greenie later
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>>38747807
>Take the kid
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>>38747807
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Yell at Raditz

To HFIL with the kid.
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>>38747807
>Take the kid
>Threaten to brutally murder the Namekian if he doesn't help with Raditz
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>>38747838
>All assuming we can't save Raditz by taking him to the ship. We can kill the greenie later
This
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>>38747807
>Kill the Namekian
>Take the kid
>Yell at Raditz

Torturing piccolo is meta guys lets not
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>>38747807
>Kill the Namekian
>Take the kid
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>>38747838
>Kill the Namekian
Whats the point if he tells us about dragon balls?
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>>38747807
>Take the kid
>Yell at Raditz
>Experience incoherent rage
>Torture the Namekian for info
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>>38747686
>grab raditz and kid, race back to ship for medical treatment (assuming that's an option)
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>>38747852
Why? He just killed both Raditz and the other dude. It'd be nice to know why.
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>>38747807
>Kill the Namekeian
>Take the kid
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>>38747859
We don't know what dragon balls are. Trying to avoid metagaming.
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>>38747807
>Kill the Namekian
>Take the kid
He has a tail, so...
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>>38747807
>Torture the Namekian for info
>take the kid
>Yell at Raditz
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>>38747686
"We didn't even COME HERE TO FIGHT YOU! I'm tired of dealing with fools." Beat the Namekian into the ground.
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>>38747852
I imagine Kabu might want to know how Raditz managed to get both himself and his brother killed this fast.
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>>38747875
We will know about them after we get that information from him.
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>>38747807
>Yell at Raditz
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Take the kid
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>>38747859

Well, for one, if Piccolo dies the Dragon Balls go with him.
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>>38747807
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Yell at Raditz
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>>38747906
Why would he even give that information up.
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>>38747906
That's why we're not torturing him for info. That's why we're either killing him and taking the kid or taking the kid.

You want to meta game.
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>>38747930
To buy his life with it.
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well the general consensus seems to be yell at raditz take hte kid and torture piccolo for info
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>>38747930
Torture.
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>>38747807
>get Raditz to the ship's medbay
Goddamit, there's a fucking medbay on our ship for a reason, you dumb fucks.
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>>38747949
Goddammit.

We do have a medbay on the ship.

https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37412418/#q37416180
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>>38747807
>Torture the Namekian for fun
>Tear his arms out over and over again
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>>38747949
So is that a confirmation that taking Raditz to the ship wouldn't have a chance of saving him? I feel like thats a pretty big point in everyones voting choice here.
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>>38747949
I guess as long as we take the kid I'm happy. I can't stand the rest of this meta gaming shit.

"YELL AT THE DIEING GUY LOL!"
"NAMKED TELL ME WAH HPAPEN!"
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>>38747943
>torture Piccolo
See >>38747894

>take kid
I was assuming that this a better option than "leave tailed kid in wasteland"
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>>38747949
Do we really need to take the kid?

Seems kind of pointless
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>>38747976
This
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>>38747949
You were asked twice about the medbay on the ship.
I think most people assumed there wasn't one when you didn't answer.
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>>38747949

Yeah, is Raditz beyond saving? I mean, he died pretty quick in the source material, but he did piss off Piccolo who finished him off.
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So who is more incompetent? /tg/ or Raditz?
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>>38747984
He is a fucking Saiyan, the whole point of our existence right now is to repair the damage done to our race. So yes... there is a point.
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>>38744439
Somewhere, somehow, Plague of Gripes is watching you OP. Watching you while he strokes his genitals.
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>>38747807

>Try to help Raditz
>ask what the fuck happened, brutaly if needed
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>>38747981
How the fuck is finding out what happened here meta? I'd imagine she'd at the very least would like to know why the fuck two Saiyajin's lay dead at her feet
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>>38747984
He's got a Tail that means he's possible a Saiyan. Just because you don't want to do it didn't mean other people didn't vote for it.
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Yes, let's yell at the dying kid, that's helpful. Then let's torture Piccolo for meta information. I hope he doesn't even hint at the Dragonballs.
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>>38748003
/tg/
>even needing to ask
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>>38747976
>>38747976
>>38747987
>>38747992
>>38748000

it also says here https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37412418/#q37416180
that its a simple station, like a nurses office, nothing thatd fix a foot wide hole to the chest
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>>38747981
Yelling at an idiot for being an idiot is metagaming
Figuring out why the idiot was an idiot is metagaming
Anything I don't want to do is metagaming
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>>38748008
Isn't that how plague watches everything? Except filthy mages. He hates those guys.
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>>38747976
>>38747966
>>38747949
Yeah, it'd be nice to know if we can save any of these assholes.

We can ignore the asshole over here if it means getting people to the medbay fast. Besides, we have to slap the shit out of Raditz for whatever it is he did.
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>>38748035
Ok well that answers the question I was asking. Thanks for clearing it up.
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>>38747984
The situation went completely fubar, but the kid is a curiosity at the least. Might as well take him, if only to get something of arguable value out of this mess.
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>>38748018
The Meta aspect is wanting the dragon balls. Incoherent rage is currently making me shit post.

Guy kills the last two Saiyans... so we choose to yell at the one we know and sort of care about.

Then the prick says "I don't want to fight you."

No shit you want to kill two of my species then just fuck off? It deserves a massive ass kicking if not death. But we've got many people voting to just let him go.

tldr
I MAD IGNORE ME
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>>38748023
I don't give a fraction of a fuck about the dragonballs, I just want to know what the hell Raditz did.
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>>38748037

Doing stuff he wants to do is metagaming, too.

It's really a catch-22.
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>>38748037
Posting in this thread is metagaming, cut it out.
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>>38748050
I see what you mean but I don't give a shit about the dragonballs in this. I just want to know what the fuck Raditz did to screw up so royally

So.
>Yell at Raditz
>Torture the Namekian for info
>Take the kid
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>>38748050

I was voting more with the assumption in mind that we torture the Namekian into unconsciousness Or hold onto him after we get info, and the decide what to do with him after.
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>>38747949

I think many people would like to know Raditz is dead or just dying

Because if he's alive we have a medbay
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>>38748061
Ah, okay. I'm just annoyed at people trying for the Dragonballs, same as other mad-anon.
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>>38748086
See >>38748035
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>>38748086
See
>>38748035

Ix-nay on the med-bay
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>>38748086
Our med bay is like a bench with medical supplies. He's dead.

Fucker just killed him. So we're going to yell at Raditz and not the fucker that killed him.
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>>38748087
They aren't really necessary beyond reviving Kakarot and Raditiz.
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>>38748108
We're angry. The dude was weak and borderline incompetent when we picked him up. We grabbed him in the hopes that we could get him to shape up, which he obviously didn't. Yelling at him is a proper response.

That being said, we're gonna fuck up mr green for this. And find out how- and why raditz got his ass into this.
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>>38748108
We're going to yell at Raditz in frustration because, fuck, what did you do, son?

Then we're going to yell at the Namekian and add punchings to the yelling in order to get him to tell us what the flying fuck just happened.

Then we're going to investigate the kid with the tail, because what the fuck.
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>>38748098
>>38748108

Alright, but there is probably hospitals even on that backwater planet.
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>>38748115
Yeah, but people want them so the guys can be revived, and we have no reason to know that's possible.
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>>38748151
Oi I expressly voted to take the kid with the Tail. Resil will love it.
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>>38748108
We know Raditz well enough to be fairly sure that this is somehow his fault.
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>>38748159
He is dead. How do you not understand?
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>>38748159
To be fair, even in the fancy future, most Earth hospitals are probably not equipped to deal with aliens sporting lascannon wounds.
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>>38748159
He's dead. Laser cannon through the chest. He's missing lungs and inner organs. Planet doesn't even have FTL. They probably don't even have healing vats.
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You growl in frustration, "Raditz, you SIMPLETON! I left you alone for two hours, and this is what I find? What the HFIL did you even DO?"

Raditz just wakes a few weak choking noises, coughing up blood.

"He tried to convince Goku to leave Earth." The Namekian tells you, picking up a dusty turban and cape. "Goku didn't want too. Says he wants to stay here. Watch over his miserable grandfathers home, with his wife and kid. Raditz took issue with that. So he said he was going to take the brat back to his bigger ship, so someone stronger could keep him there... I assume that's you!"

You round on the Namekian, dashing up to him in the blink of an eye and slapping him across the face, strong enough that he goes flying for miles. You quickly pause to grab the tailed child by the tail, yanking him along, before you follow the Namekian on it's crash course.

You find him, coughing up purple blood, limbs shattered and embedded in a cliff face. "Wwhhyy?" He groans, "I had nothing against you."

"Why?" You demand, "You kill two of the last members of my race and you ask WHY?" You drop the snivelling child in the dust and grab both of the Namekians arms, ripping them off in a spray of purple viscera, tossing them over your shoulders. "I'm going to hurt you, slug!" You vow. "Now....

>DIE!
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
>Write in
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At this point, conquering the planet and offering it to Space Australian Pirate Girl as apology becomes more and more of an attractive option
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>>38748194
True. Remember how goku was in the hospital all bandaged up and shit. They are seriously backwaters in comparison to what we're used to.
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
>>
>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them ?! You have ten seconds to make me decide not to kill you!
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>>38748211
>>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
>Other
Use our Scouter to contact Risel, Teito, and Diol. Ask if Diol has any healing techniques. He's a Triclops, maybe they got something weird like that.
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>>38748211
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
and then begrudgingly
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them
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>>38748211

>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?

I mean, really, what the fuck.
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
Followed by
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?

We kind of know the answer to the first one already.
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?

Preferably while breaking his parts.
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
Also
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by? Is there another saiyan on this planet?
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
We probably want to know.
Then
>Give me one damn reason I shouldn't raze this whole planet right now!
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>>38748249
>ask if he has any healing techniques
ooh, this this
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
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>>38748211
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?
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>>38748211
>Tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet to heal them!
Then yell at the planet for being useless HFILhole.
After that.
>Who the HFIL did Kakarot have a child by?

We can ask him after that it there anything he can buy his life with if /tg/ can deal with sand in its vagina about muh metagaming
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>>38748211
>Medical equipment

If there's even a slight chance we can get that moron back on his feet, we should try to take it.

THEN we can squash the green man.
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>>38748211
>>38748277
Seconding the "WHY SHOULDN'T I DESTROY THIS PLANET!?"

Sounds properly angry and Saiyan.
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>>38748297
Nice touch. Seconding this.

Stupid Raditz. He should'ave called in first.
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Well if we had stopped to talk on that stupid Island we'd have found Radtiz and Goku dead with Piciolo kidnapping the kid.

Glad we arrived when we did.
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>>38748338
No point in him kidnapping the kid with no Vegeta and Nappa arc.
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>>38748289
Thirding or fourthing.
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You know, Kami probably snapped up Goku as soon as he died so he could get to King Kai's after hearing Raditz's spiel about Vegeta and Nappa. I wonder what he's doing or thinking now?
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>>38748211
You guys do realize we'll have alotta apologizing to do once we realize that the green slut's capable of bringing back our entire race, right?
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>>38748385
>spiel about Vegeta and Nappa
Never happened.
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>>38748377
Have you not been to his other quests? That could be the OP post for all of them.
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>>38748394
Piccolo never apologizes for anything, why should we?
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>>38748385
Well, Kami ought to have snapped up that we're here. We ARE pretty damn powerful at this stage.

I imagine that things are going to develop rather samey-like up in the afterlife.
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>>38748404
He has other quests?
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>>38748385
Probably "Damn I hope this bitch doesn't kill Piccilo. That would be the fucking worst"
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>>38748397
>Spiel about Kabu
That makes me all warm and tingly.
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>>38748368
They'll be coming to find out where Raditiz went and to find the last saiyan.
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>>38748397

My bad, mistyped.

I wonder what Kami is thinking or doing now that Vegeta and Nappa won't arrive, and that some powerful substitutes for them are now on Earth?
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That's it? Only two people for asking Diol and Risel about healing techniques, when we know his people have tricks we've never heard of before?
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>>38748420
PokemangQM on twitter. 4 others that he alternates with.
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>>38748416
Gratitude for bringing our entire race back? That seems like a "Oh thank you I'm sorry for anything bad I did to you thank you" type thing.
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>>38748448
People in DBZ just plain don't apologize for anything, ever.
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>>38748420
Yeah.

Background character - Smut loads of it.
Half.. prince or some shit - Over
Xio Xio - Haven't read it I think it's Joe joe

Finally a handful of one shot deals.
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>>38748442
You make a good point. I suppose we can ask them.
>>
You rip one of the Namekians feet off next, causing him to scream in pain. "You have TEN seconds to tell me if there's any medical equipment on this planet that could save there lives, and why I shouldn't rip your dick off!"

The Namekian weakly laughs, coughing up blood. "We... don't... even have those." You rip off his leg from the knee up, tossing it to the ground. "Oh GOD WHY?" He pauses for a second, "SHUT UP KAMI!" The Namekian turns to you, "Okay.... you want to save those two idiots, right? Well then.... listen closely. On this planet.... there are these magical items. They're called the Dragon Balls. They have the power to bring anyone back to life that's been dead a year." He gives a weak grin. "But here's the kicker. If I die, they just become worthless rocks. I'm bound to the guy who made them! So you... have to let me go, right?"

You growl in annoyance, flaring your power, you slam a fist beside his head, before ripping one of his antennae off, and swallowing it whole.

>And how do I find them then?
>I don't believe you. (Kill him)
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
>Other
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>>38748470
It's unlikely to happen because most players are too stupid to have realized that it was an option.
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>>38748448
Why? He killed two of them in one shot "because they annoyed him".
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>>38748468
There's also Pokemang season 2 and the wizard quest.
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>>38748477
>>And how do I find them then?
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>>38748477
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
>"Guess who used to have two legs and is helping me find them?"
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>>38748477
>And how do I find them then?
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now
Bitch is gonna feel his debt
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>>38748477
>And how do I find them then?
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
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>>38748477
And there's the dragonballs. Shit.
Alright.

>Who the fuck is Kami? You growing delirious here green man?

As far as I can tell it's just the three of us there. Green torso, us and the kid.

>And how do I find them?
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
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>>38748477
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
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>>38748477
>And how do I find them then?
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
>Other
Contact Diol, Risel, and Teito via Scouter. Ask if Diol and Risel have any healing techniques. He's a Triclops, maybe they got something weird like that.
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>>38748477
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
>And how do I find them then?
And lets not forget about Gohan.
We should also ask about how did namekian get to this planet in the first place
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>>38748477
"...if I catch you in a lie, you do know I will eat every member of your species, right? And destroy your homeworld? Because that sounds alot like a lie."
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>>38748477
>>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
>And how do I find them then?
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>>38748477
>Other
"Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to grab Kakarot's half-breed spawn real quick, and you're going to take me to this "Kami" person you were just talking to."
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>>38748477

Seconding this:>>38748549
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>>38748477
>I don't believe you. (Kill him)
He's clearly lying. Something ridiculous like that can't exist.
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>>38748477
Take prisoner, interrogate, in that order.
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>>38748556
This. Magic wish-granting rocks? That sounds like a tall tale. It's a bad idea to tell tall tales to scary women who can blow up planets.

Also,
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now.
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>>38748592
Are you smarter than Vegeta?
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>>38748477
>And how do I find them then?
>HFIL no, you're my prisoner now
>>
>>38748477
>And how do I find them then?
>>
Alright i have an idea

First we wish Raditz and maybe Kakorat back to life, then we gather the balls again and create a new planet Vageta for us to raise the next generation of Saiyans on.
>>
>Fine, we'll go down for some tourism
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>>38748660
>>Laughing_Monkeys.gif
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>>38748614
Yes
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>>38748658
woah woah woah hold the fuck up. We don't know that the 'balls grant wishes yet. All we know is that green torso over there has promised that they can resurrect Raditz Clutzie.
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>>38748660
Planet Earth: Mostly Harmless.
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>>38748702
Since you can't even think of asking the two people who have been collecting obscure techniques all this time if they know of any healing techniques, I'd have to say you're not just dumber than Vegeta, but at the level of an average /tg/ quest player.
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>>38748477

>And how do I find them then?
>Take a bite of one of the spare limbs, see if Namekian tastes good
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>>38748658
we can just wish raditz and kakarot back in the same wish you know.
>And how do I find them then?
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>>38748750
>2 people
>Diol and ???
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>>38748773
Yeah but the last thing we saw was him killing his brother. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth
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"HFIL no! You're my prisoner now, and you're going to tell me some things." You reach in and pull him out of the rock by his remaining antennae. "First off, who's Kami? I don't see anyone else here but you me and the kid."

"Kami's... the creator of the Dragon Balls. I can hear him in my head... when he feels like being smug. I'm Piccolo... his... other half, you might say." The alien groans in pain, and a new leg shoots out of his knee socket, which you quickly stamp on, severing it again.

"No you DON'T!" You hiss. "Now you LISTEN to me!" You grab him up by the scruff of his neck. "You are going to tell me how to find these Dragon Balls of yours. But first, you're going to tell me how Kakarot had that child. I didn't pick up any power levels appropriate for a female Saiyan on this rock!"

The Namekian laughs weakly at that, "A Saiyan? His wife is no alien. Just some stupid princess who he refused to fight one time."

That stops you in your tracks. "He... bred with these... humans? But... how?"

Piccolo shrugs, despite his lack of arms. "Beats me. I reproduce asexually. No idea how that stuff works."

You stomp on his newly regenerated arm, smashing your heel through his shoulder blade. "I said NO! Now tell me how to find these Dragon Balls of yours."

The green alien laughs at that. "Couldn't tell you. Other than that brat over there has one on his hat. Goku- or Kakarot- whatever you call him- was always an idiot like that, just asking for trouble."

>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something
>Ask more questions (Write in)
>>
>>38748777
Risel.
Did you forget that she's been compiling a record of cultures we've met and heard about, their strengths, weaknesses, and peculiarities all this time in her Scouter? That she spent time in libraries when she could to gather more knowledge?
>>
Quick question for you guys:

If Vegeta is the prince of all Saiyans but his father King Vegeta is dead, doesn't that make him the King of all Saiyans?
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>>38748824
There was never a coronation
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>>38748809
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something

>>38748831
Huh. Who knew that Saiyans were such sticklers for ceremony?
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>>38748809
>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
Explain what happened, then have the others watch them

Then
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something
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>>38748809
>>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
>>Maybe Kakarots friends know something

Leave a note saying "We're taking Gohan bye."
>>
>>38748809
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something
>Ask more questions
"Who on this planet is as strong as you?"
>Other
Contact Diol, Risel, and Teito. Get them over here and meet up with us at Kakarot's friends' place. No underestimating these people; we've already encountered two planets with people that could amplify their powerlevels when threatened; these people might be the same. Especially since that kid that punched us had no apparent powerlevel.
>>
>>38748809
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something
>>
>>38748809
>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something
>>
>>38748813
reading books != learning techniques
>>
>>38748872
>Even considering provoking chichi like that
>Implying she wouldn't make minced saiyajin meat out of us
>>
>>38748809
> Contact Diol and Risel about healing techniques.
>Maybe Kakarots friends know something. Take the child and the namekian with us.
>>
>>38748809
>maybe Kakarot's friends know something

We need to know more about this kid's mother
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>>38748809
>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
>>
>>38748809
Allow Piccolo to regrow his limbs for answering our questions as best he could, take him back to the ship.

Go interrogate Kakarot's friends, but take the brat with us. It spares us their inane questions about where he is.
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>>38748809
>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship

We can talk to other people after these two are locked down.
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>>38748809
>Take the brat and Piccolo back to the ship
Call rest of our group and discuss all that happend with them after we meet up.
When search for Kakarots friends and wife.
Threaten namekian that we will eradicate his home planet and whole race if he tries to run away or do something funny.
>>
>>38748824
Technically yes, but Vegeta refuses to call himself King out of self loathing for hating his people and to honour his father
>>
>>38748876
This. At this point, it'd pay to be careful. Especially if greenman is telling the truth about these dragonwhatever. They'd have to be immensely powerful to be able to actually resurrect a dead person back to life again. Who knows what other strange things this planet holds?

>>38748942
So he can try to beamblast us in the back for crushing his limbs again and again? I'd vote for sealing his limb-holes somehow instead until he can prove his loyalty
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>>38748942
>Carrying around a kid
Yeah no. He can sit with Resil she'll take good care of him.
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>>38748893
And she also goes out to learn those techniques.
That's how she picked up the Solar Flare on Planet Triclops.
Or did you forget that too?
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>>38748966
Failing*
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>>38748993
Actually, I'm not sure if she did that. She only said she'd heard of it.
>>
Heading back to the ship and regrouping seems most popular choice

Oh yeah, one more choice, you have room to carry one more thing, but you can always come back for the other later
>Retreive Goku's corpse now
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
>Leave them both, come back later
>>
>>38748986
You can't even spell her fucking name right.

The first thing out of those idiots' mouths is going to be "where's Goku", and the second thing is going to be "where's Gohan". And they're going to be combative if they can't see that the kid's okay.
>>
>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
>>
>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
>>
>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
>>
>>38749040
>Leave them both, come back later.

This is too much to deal with.
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>>38748993
Nice one technique which we explicitly directed her to find.
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>>38749040
Retrieve Raditz first. All things considered, he was our subordinate. Goku/Kakarot is an unknown in all of this.
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>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
So Goku's corpse didn't disappear this time?
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>>38749043
>HAH YOU MADE A TYPO ON A SHIT NAME!
I know they're going to ask. I don't want to bring the kid. Raditz died for the little shit.

If they get uppity we can get nasty.
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>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now
>>
>>38749040
>Retrieve Raditz's corpse now

>>38749032
She was going to teach it to us, but we decided to teach the girls and Raditz the Four Arm technique first.

>>38749071
>one technique which we explicitly directed her to find.
No we didn't. That's something she said she wanted to learn.
>Risel pouts, "But I am interested in this 'Solar Flare'. Maybe we can learn that too?"
>Risel wants to ask about a place to learn the Solar Flare
From this thread:
https://archive.moe/tg/thread/38103149/
>>
>>38749040
>Leave them both, come back later
They're both idiots. Dead idiots whose corpses won't care if we just leave them there a while so we can deal with more pressing matters.

Like bringing them back to life.
>>
New thread soon?
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>>38749040
>Leave them both, come back later
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>>38749352
Nah Chuckles goes to bed soon.
>>
new thread
>>38749393
>>
someone wanna archive this one for me btw?
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>>38749446
NO



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