>>38774818>>38774783>>38774765>>38774755>>38774746>>38774738>>38774723>>38774719>>38774718>>38774714>>38774712>>38774709>>38774701>>38774700>>38774696"That's all I wanted from the start, for you and me to finally settle this, Cell," you tell your opponent.He nods. "Wonderful. Goku, Gohan, kindly get out of the ring. The Cell Games are back on! And I will now face my first challenger."His power flares, and you can no longer sense the other Cell, He is now back to his full form, and ready to fight you."Alright, Kaguya, you can do this," Goku tells you. "Just remember what you're fighting for.""Good luck, Kaguya, I know you can do this," Gohan tells you.Your friends exit the ring, and the others come to land around it, exhibiting varying degrees of relief, frustration, and fear as they look between you and Cell."So...the tournament's still happening?" Hercule asks."It looks like it," Miss Piiza tells him."Now, since we're restarting, let's go over the rules one more time," Cell tells you. "If any part of your body touches the ground outside of the ring, you lose. If you fall unconscious or fail to get up for ten seconds or more, you lose. And, if you die, you lose."He grins cheerfully. "Now, shall we begin?">A. Attack Cell fast and head on, try an overwhelming display of strength by throwing the full force of your power against him>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attack>C. Try the multiform technique. Turnabout is fair play, but Cell will likely destroy any copies you make almost immediately
>>38775019>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attackDon't waste energy
>>38775019C. Try the multiform technique. This worked on Frieza guys, it will work here!
>>38775019I say C let's beat Cell like we beat Frieza.
>>38775019>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attack
>>38775019>>C. Try the multiform technique. Turnabout is fair play, but Cell will likely destroy any copies you make almost immediately
>>38775019>B. Go on the defensive, gauge his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attack
>>38775019>>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attackcharging is dumb and multiform is even worse. also shitposters. >>38775069>>38775078
>>38775019 (OP)>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attackAnd the trolls are back.
>>38775019>C. Try the multiform technique. Turnabout is fair play, but Cell will likely destroy any copies you make almost immediately
>>38775019>B.Generally the option that flat out says it's a bad idea isn't good, those who are picking C. If you still pick it all it does is out you as a shitposter.
>>38775019>A. Attack Cell fast and head on, try an overwhelming display of strength by throwing the full force of your power against him
>>38775019C. Try the multiform technique. Turnabout is fair play, but Cell will likely destroy any copies you make almost immediately
>>38775019>>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attack
>>38775019>>B. Go on the defensive, gauge his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attack
>>38775019B, but before we start ask Cell if we can ask Gohan and Goku one thing. We ask if they have any Senzu Beans, if not give them a few and inform the others should spar while we fight Cell.
14 unique id 16 repliesHere we go again.
>>38775019I cannot believe after all that we are playing this stupid game again.>D. Blow up the ring
>>38775019>B.
>>38775178>the non shitpost choice is winningI don't really know what to make of this
DRALO... we're in a bad way. The shitposting is too heavy right now. Please go easy on stupid shit.
>>38775199People samefagging to stop the shit posting.
>>38775199give it a moment then they will be winning.
>>38775219Except they got paranoid and started preemptively doing so.
So in the end we manage to still have the Cell Games, but with overall less chance of a loss of life than there would have been with the prelims, right?...except for the poor reporter and cameraman, that is.
To all of you that are complaining about the shit posting stop and think about why Dralo would put in such an obvious stupid option.
>>38775276And now Hercule can still take credit, because the camera is gone.
>>38775302It's a win-win!
>>38775302We should totally take credit. Unlike the other Z fighters Kaguya seems not to mind the thought of the press. Besides, the world already knows that he's the kid who fought the Saiyans because of the Tournament.
>>38775302Shit. Can we please not let him? I hate that shit. Like, I liked Hercule after he befriended Buu, but taking the credit is just low.
>"Kaguya... that Cell Junior... we lost it. We don't know what happened. It split off and was everywhere at once. We tried to get all the copies but...">"Shit..."5 years later>"Alright class, I'd like you all to welcome our new student. Cello, was it?">"That is right, puny human teacher. I am a perfectly ordinary human here for a perfectly ordinary human education.">"Psst, Kaguya. Do you think his skin looks a little... rubber mask-y?">"Shh. Leave the perfectly ordinary human alone, Kaz."
>>38775391Kek.
>>38775391>we never actually befriend him in any meaningful way>he just exists as an ORDINARY HUMAN CLASSMATE non-combatant civilian
So much for agency and having the rest of the cast actually matter.DRALO and Cell by extension have decided to go full railroad into having this stupid fucking game. Perfecting multiform my ass.
>>38775427scoring a perfect average in all his tests
>>38775427>He totally does not try to absorb people by stabbing them in the back with a tail.>He definitely does not fail everytime.
>>38775391>Cello>not Cim
>>38775507>Llec
>>38775271>>38775239>>38775190>>38775176>>38775171>>38775157>>38775132>>38775126>>38775123>>38775116>>38775107>>38775099>>38775095>>38775088>>38775062You decide to play things safe, and start out on the defensive, wanting to gage Cell's power before you try any attacks that might leave you vulnerable."Ah, so I'll have to start things off, will I?" Cell asks, chuckling. "Alright, let's start."Cell rushes across the ring at incredible speed, throwing a powerful punch that you bring up your arms to block. While successful in defending yourself, you are still pushed to the very edge of the ring.As Cell throws another punch in an effort to knock you out, you leap over his head, landing behind him and spinning as he turns and throws a kick that you duck beneath before uppercutting him in the jaw, knocking him into the sky out of the ring.Stopping himself in the air, Cell looks down at you, yelling as he charges down and throws a punch. You leap back, and all he punches is a tile from the ring. He gets up and rushes at you, pressing his attack once again.You are quickly forced back as you struggle to fend off Cell's savage flurry, and soon find yourself at the ring's edge.>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringout>B. Try counterattacking quickly. You might catch him off guard, but if you don't, you'll probably ring out>C. Repeat what you did the last time Cell had you cornered at the ring's edge. Cell has seen if before, however, so it might not work>D. Teleport attack behind him and kick him from the ring. If he can't react in time, you might be able to get a ringout, and even if he does, at least you're not so close to the edge anymore
>>38775482"OBSERVE AS I CONSUME MY ORDINARY HUMAN LUNCH MEAL - A SLICE OF CHEDDAR AND GLASS OF MILK. MY HOW THIS GLASS IS CRUNCHY. YES, YES. JEALOUS, KAGUYA? I WOULD BE"
>>38775482>Good work, William. You scored an 81 on this test, 1 point than you normally do!>Cello reviews the test>But Ms. Yumemi, you appear to have made a mistake. You see here, you mistakenly gave me 17 points for this essay, surely it is worth only 16 due to the error I made here.>Y-yes of course, I didn't notice that. But why would you include that in your test, if you knew it to be an error? And why would you point it out to me, and lower your score?>Because I am PERFECTLY AVERAGE.
>>38775560>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringout
>>38775560>D.This is the best option. We might score a hit on him, but if we don't, no real harm is done.
>>38775560>A.
>>38775560>>D. Teleport attack behind him and kick him from the ring. If he can't react in time, you might be able to get a ringout, and even if he does, at least you're not so close to the edge anymore
>>38775560D and if he doesn't ring out A.
>>38775560>>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringout
>>38775560A seems wise.
>>38775560>D. Teleport attack behind him and kick him from the ring. If he can't react in time, you might be able to get a ringout, and even if he does, at least you're not so close to the edge anymorethen>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringout
>>38775560>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringouthe would expect us to teleport and he can fly so D might be a invitation to disaster.
>>38775560>D. Teleport attack behind him and kick him from the ring. If he can't react in time, you might be able to get a ringout, and even if he does, at least you're not so close to the edge anymore
>>38775391Who cares Kaz? We're friends with aliens, a person who looks like tiny vampire doll, the president is a talking dog, and I have a pet dragon. Though his power level does seem higher than average.
>>38775582>>38775583> the blatant highschool waifuing begins in earnest>"Splendid Kaguta, you are causing me to achieve a level of perfect teenage angst"
>>38775582>MY HOW THIS GLASS IS CRUNCHY.Oh my sides, why is that so funny to me?
>>38775560>D. Fuck you Cell we're gonna ring you out
>>38775714And he then blows up the ring or says it doesn't count, since we ringed out earlier.
>>38775560>A. Take to the sky, if he manages to land a solid hit on you up there, you'll have more time to react before you get a ringoutSeems less risky, plus gives room to go full HAM.
>>38775744Keep it to talking only, we don't need another Dynamite Kick incident.
>>38775695>Cello gets a PERFECTLY AVERAGE girlfriend, and maintains neither a good, nor a bad relationship, but an AVERAGE one, by spending the perfectly average amount of time, money, and attention on her.>She becomes suspicious when she discovers that literally all of Cello's porn folder is PERFECTLY AVERAGE sex.
>>38775739It's more the principle of the fact. He just talks so much shit
>>38775744No
>>38775778My bad. I'm not talking about Sky Breaker + Rampage levels of HAM. More like Destructo Fists/Kamehameha levels of HAM.
Time is up, so gonna point out what I realized we should have done. B but after image the before the attack and attack from a new angle.
>B. Go on the defensive, gage his power and techniques before making yourself vulnerable through an attackJesus Christ guys, what part of "the copies will probably be destroyed almost instantly" don't you understand?
>>38775895You're a post behind, man.Also, >>38775560>D.
>>38775744>>38775726>>38775654>>38775631>>38775625>>38775623>>38775608>>38775595>>38775589You lift off into the air, flying high above the ring.Cell gives chase at once, and you throw an energy blast down at him that he easily swats aside before reaching you.Avoiding the first punch he throws, you kick Cell in the chest, pushing him back a few feet before being forced back on the defensive as he savagely attacks once again."Come now, Kaguya, is this really the best you can do?" Cell taunts as he continues to strike.You manage to fend off several more attacks, but a sudden elbow to the head sends you plummeting to the ground below. You manage to stop yourself before you touch the outside of the ring, and look up to see Cell fire a blast down at you.You quickly move to evade it, flying back over the center of the ring before another blast strikes you in the back and causes you to land on your face. As you push yourself to your feet, Cell lands behind you."I know you're holding back," Cell informs you as you turn to face him. "And if you don't start fighting at full strength, things are going to get dull rather fast, and I'm just going to kill you. So, I suggest you give me a fight that will keep me entertained.">A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ring>B. Remain on the defensive, but counter the first chance you get and go on the defensive>C. Charge using Destructo Fists, though this will probably do little more than temporarily hurt Cell and drain your energy
>>38776002>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ring
>>38776002>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ringKI-INFUSED MARTIAL ARTS ONLY
>>38776002>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ringDoes this, er, imply rampage drive?
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>38776002>>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ring>>B. Remain on the defensive, but counter the first chance you get and go on the defensive>>C. Charge using Destructo Fists, though this will probably do little more than temporarily hurt Cell and drain your energyCharge, Defend, and lolobvioustrapoption.Why do we even have these techniques.
>>38776002>>B. Remain on the defensive, but counter the first chance you get and go on the defensiveI'm pretty sure the last word is supposed to be offensive
coming soon to nickelodeon - Cello's Perfectly Average Life
>>38776002>B. Remain on the defensive, but counter the first chance you get and go on the offensive
>>38776002D, charge him then after image behind him and grab his tail throw him towards the ground.
>>38776002>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ringSay it with me now. Wolf. Fang. Fist.
>>38776002>B.
>>38776079That would be like making a comedy show about hitler...well space nopealon hitler in this show.
>>38776002>>A. Charge Cell and attack with everything you have, try to overwhelm him quickly and force him from the ringhe has us by the balls and we cant win on the defensive. we have to be smart about this.
>>38776135what if we have him room with Bill Cosby?
>>38776156How is that in any way being smart about this? The smart thing to do would be to go on the defensive, counter and then go on the offensive while he is still reeling from the counter.
>>38776170>Sold!Give a treatment and a pilot script by Friday.
>>38776170No. It would get 2 stars, a hit show for nick though so they would make it anyway.
>>38776135>That would be like making a comedy show about hitlerIt's called Twitch chat.
>>38776183>>38776186
>>38776246And forgot the video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmF70amuZ4g
>>38776002A. Full HAM.
>>38776156>>38776103>>38776093>>38776064>>38776058>>38776035>>38776033>>38776028If Cell wants to see your full strength, then you'll just have to oblige him.You rush towards him as fast as you can, and attack with a technique created by one of your friends."WOLF FANG FIST!" you shout as you reach Cell.Your first palm strike catches Cell in the face, causing him to take a disoriented step back. You quickly follow with a savage succession of punches and claw strikes that batter the monster, who seems unable to stop you. Finally, you finish with a double-palm strike to the chest that throws Cell off his feet, and backwards out of the ring.Cell stops himself from hitting the ground at the last moment, then quickly ascends into the air, cupping his hands at his side as you give chase."Ka....me....." he begins, gathering energy.From what you're feeling, this attack will be powerful enough to destroy the whole planet if it hits.>A. Teleport Attack before he can finish>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finish>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast away
>>38776383>D.
>>38776383>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die
>>38776383>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finishcherry tap and stunlock that motherfucker
>>38776383D then teleport right next to him for Sky Breaker.
>>38776383>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finish
>>38776383>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely dieWhy don't the rest of the gang pull a Vegeta during the struggle.
>>38776383>A. Teleport Attack before he can finish
>>38776383Cell just put himself in a position where the only target behind him is open sky.Not one of our friends.Not the Earth.I'd say>Sky Breaker
>>38776383>>E.Fly up in the air to make him change the direction then IT behind him when he fires it
>>38776383>B.Dodon Ray can bore through a Kamehameha.Fuck his shit up.
>>38776383>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die.
>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awayAnd skybreaker.This is when we do it people.
>>38776383>B.FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>38776383>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely dieThis is where Gohan goes SSJ2 right?
>>38776383>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awayRampage Drive Kamehameha, anyone?
>>38776383A
>BGuys C and D are the worst options here. C - We die. D - We run out of enemy after swating it away and cell finishes us off.
>>38776383>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awayKamehameha
>>38776383>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle,however, you will surely die.
>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die
Come on people this is our chance to use skybreaker. We aren't going to get a better chance then this.
>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awaySKY BREAKER!
>D. Put a Senzu in out mouth, Rampage Drive and SkybreakerThis is our chance.
>>38776383>D. But do >C.
>>38776500Still think our trump is saved for a better time. If it doesn't do him in right away then it's really all over for us.
>>38776477That's why we don't swat it but overwhelm it with skybreaer.
So many samefags.
>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awaySky BreakerWe have these techniques for a reason
>>38776529I don't think we can get skybreaker off before Cell fires it and kills us.
This is Gohan's time to shine.This -obviously- isn't canon, so I think it's time for us to pass the baton of Earth's Protector to Gohan. Let him go SSJ2.
>>38776567We can and should be able too if we can get a kamehameha off first.
>>38776383>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finishTime for this moves actual purpose
>>38776580If we die him and Nappa will wreck shit
>>38776383>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finishAim somewhere that it cause him to lose concentration
>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awaySky BreakerThis is honestly the only time we'll be able to use it.
>>38776583So we kamehameha and then try to immediately use skybreaker meaning our kamehameha loses becuase we arn't supporting it.
>>38776383>B. DODON RAY!!
>>38776471I like this. I like it a lot.>>38776383>>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast away>>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely dieCaptcha: domeyWe must channel our inner DOMON!
>>38776610No, Kamehameha and if it doesn't work then boost it with Rampage Drive.
>>38776383>>B. Fire a quick Dodon Ray before he can finishSure, but will it break his concentration is the good question.
>>38776610The only way you could reach that conclusion is that you are purposefully misunderstanding what I am saying. I was saying if we have the time to charge up and fire a kamehamaha then we should have more then enough time to fire off a skybreaker.
>>38776383>C. Fire a Kamehameha of your own. If you lose the ensuing beam struggle, however, you will surely die>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast awayFuck it, we Goku Kaiokenx4 now
>>38776647Beam struggle remember, we will be stuck in one with cell and as soon as we stop pumping energy into it we lose and then die.
Come on guys, it is not worth dieing or running out of steam this early in the fight, lets use the kamehameha weakness and do A or B
Why not just teleport Sky Breaker him?
>>38776689Then we would be shooting down at the ground and killing everyone else.
>>38776736>Kayuaga skybreakers.>Everyone BUT the fuck becomes salt....Fu->Kilt.
>>38776736Why not teleport under him and fire it off?
>>38776671Either your a troll or an idiot. I'm not saying we should shoot off a kamehameha. I'm saying if we have enough time to shoot one we could that same amount of time to fire off a skybreaker.
He's just going to timestop if we over power his Kamehameha.
>>38776771He can just be multiform x16 and have all of them the same strength too.Face it Cell can press the I WIN button whenever he wants.
>>38776797Doubt that is true. We felt his power flare when he reformed.
>>38776797It may still have a weakness, stop your complaining and man up.
We need to fire ten Dodon Rays at him at the same time, got ten fingers.
>>38776407>>38776427>>38776450>>38776468>>38776471>>38776488>>38776496>>38776524>>38776623>>38776616>>38776649You quickly cup your own hands at your side and rapidly gather energy as Cell continues to charge his own attack. "Kame...hame...""Ha....me......." Cell continues."HAAAAA!!!!" the two of you yell at once, unleashing powerful beams of energy in the same instant.The two attacks collide in a blinding flash of light that makes the ground beneath you quake. You and Cell immediately push against one another, trying to overwhelm each other's attacks with your own."That's it, boy, keep fighting!" Cell shouts down to you. "This fight didn't last nearly as long as I'd hoped, but it's sure to end with a bang!"Below, Mr. Satan and Miss Piiza stare in shock."Come, on kid, you can do this!" Hercule shouts up to you."Come on, Kaguya! Don't give in!" Goku insists."You can do this!" Gohan yells."We know you can do this!" Yamcha shouts.>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from this>B. Rampage Drive and pray that he can't rise his power fast enough to match it. Otherwise, you will surely die, and your world might die with you
>>38776797Dralo said that he can only split up to four times and still be at full power. Anyone who's suggesting we meet his attack with a beam struggle is going to be the reason we die. We had two reliable options to completely PREVENT this world-destroying attack and everyone chose to meet it head on.Do you understand why this is bad? WHY WOULD YOU RISK THAT?
>>38776835He was probably bluffing but strong enough to pressure Goku even at a quarter of his full power. Which in itself is scary as fuck.
I like the idea of sky breakering his kamehameha. I doubt it will kill him, but it should severely hurt him
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from this
>>38776852>>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisTempting as fuck to do B
>>38776383>D. Rampage Drive and hope it gives you enough strength to knock the blast away
>>38776852>A.
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisPUSH. IT. TO. THE. LIMIT!
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisHope Gohan becomes our Vegeta and masenko's Cell when least expected
>>38776852A, and if we get in trouble B.
>>38776890https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>38776881You can't even type, 6 year old please leave.
>>38776852>>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from this
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisBut if it ever feels like we're at our limit, immediately do >B. Rampage Drive and pray that he can't rise his power fast enough to match it. Otherwise, you will surely die, and your world might die with you
The problem with A is that it works both ways so Cell will get a power up too. B would probably be my vote but with the pre loaded "are you sure" attached to it, it feels too risky.
>A>CScream WAAAGH!
>>38776852>B, if we are doing this we need to do it all the way.
>>38776852Oh dear. One of those is a trap option but I don't know which!>B. Rampage Drive and pray that he can't rise his power fast enough to match it. Otherwise, you will surely die, and your world might die with you
>>38776935I guess it's a race then. Who can gains faster.
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJ1heSrskY
>>38776935Well, Cell is probably holding back, so he won't be getting as many gains as we are during this struggle so long as we survive. I hope.
>>38776935Well, we activate Rampage Drive when we need the final boost to finish him. If he starts to accelerate faster than us then we bust it out. It is our LAST RESORT move and that's what people haven't understood since we got the damn thing. It burns up all of our energy for one big attack.
>>38776852>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisCaptcha: ENDYN
>>38776852>>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from thisRampage Drive is way too risky at this point, but I'd not going to say no to using it if we're at our absolute last line.
>>38776997Hopefully N for us and Y for Cell.
>>38776852>A. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHG0tJWM9YCaptcha: WINUS
>>38776852>38776852>>A. Put everything you can into this. You thrive on this kind of struggle, and your power can only go up from this
>>38776852>B. Rampage Drive and pray that he can't rise his power fast enough to match it. Otherwise, you will surely die, and your world might die with you
hopefully we can stall the beam long enough for it to only kill us and piss gohan offremember to tell gohan its not his fault if we do die
Who would be interested in seeing a quest where you play a Human (or one of those animal people) in an alternate DB timeline where Goku didn't land in the forest by Uncle Gohan?
>>38777110>Goku and 16 don't have to die.>We get to meet Olibu and Pikon and do the tournament in the afterlifeI'm fine with this.
I honestly hope that beam struggle is the right option and after it comes to a conclusion we get the chance for Cell to bust out Final Flash and use Sky Breaker to trump it.
hey Dralo, if we are about to die, dont kill us in the update we find out, give us one more post so we can say our goodbyes (I.E set up Gohan turning SS2)
>>38777135well for at least as long as it takes to gather the dragonballs
>>38777110Also that there is nothing wrong with fighting for peace, and if he does not stop him, then everyone he knows and loves will die.No not by that faggot, BY FUCKING ME, I'LL COME BACK AS A DAMN GHOST AND TEAR YOUR ASS O- >dead.
>>38777158Everyone is going to die if we fail here anon, that Kamehameha is strong enough to blow up the Earth
>>38777175We need a vacation from earthly troubles for a while. We should ask them to give us some time in otherworld and just tell our parents we're training with a god for a while.
>>38777193well sure, with that attitude
>>38777040This is Kaguya's theme now!
>>38777193That's assuming they don't go "Fug this :D:DD:DDD sells are benis" and all rush down to our side and start charging Kamehamehas to join ours.
>>38777204That's retarded. We're a kid. Why would want anything other than to go back to our worried family and friends? We're not as autistic as Goku, for christ's sake. Plus we have to be there for the highschool arc.The goal here is to NOT die though, even though if it's not too bad if we do since Gohan or Nappa might bail us out
>>38777224https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsd5GdDCnTMNah, I'd say it's this.
>>38777245if we truly want an otherworld adventure, couldn't we just get yamcha to IT us there?
>>38777245I'm talking like a month hanging out with King Kai not missing highschool or anything like that. Because Kaguya hasn't had any long stretch of time without having to worry about someone killing his friends and shit.
>>38777226>DBZ characters>helpful in the least outside one on one battlesu w0t m8?
>>38777276He has had 3 years of peace even though he had to train from time to time for the androids.
>>38777312Thought this would be different and all. But in the end its the same shit.
>>38777312They were pretty damn helpful against King Cold.
>>38777318>Frantically gearing up for an impending world changing battle.>Peace.I think we have differing opinions on this.
>>38777092>>38777040>>38777011>>38776997>>38776991>>38776976>>38776967>>38776960>>38776938>>38776932>>38776929>>38776905>>38776903>>38776899>>38776890>>38776887>>38776886>>38776878>>38776876>>38776873You're tempted to use your Rampage Drive, but the risk of failure is just too great. So, you'll just have to do this the old fashioned way; pushing past your limits.You struggle against Cell, putting everything you have into your attack and trying desperately to overwhelm him with your own strength. Your power rises the more you struggle, and you soon begin to overwhelm Cell.Of course, given that he has your cells, he begins to gain strength in response to your own increase. Gritting his teeth, he pushes himself against you, not giving another inch as you continue to push yourself against him.The two blasts continue to push against each other, sparks flying around the spot where they meet as the two of you continue to put more and more power into your struggle. The wind picks up all around you, and Miss Piiza is soon blown away, only to be caught by Yamcha. Hercule, meanwhile, rolls backwards under the force of the wind, and is caught by nobody."That's it! Good, give it everything you have! Don't stop pushing even for a moment!" Cell instructs you as he continues to feed more and more energy into his attack.The sparks around the beams appear more rapidly now, and the space where the attacks meet begins to glow. As you and Cell give one final push, there is a colossal explosion, and the two of you are thrown back.You crash to the ground, thankfully still within the ring, and Cell yells in shock as he is thrown further into the air. As you get to your feet, Cell begins to descend, and you rise to meet him."Excellent," Cell compliments in an exhilarated tone. "What a wonderful test of my power! This is exactly the fight I'd hoped for. It would be a shame for it to end over something so trivial as a ringout.">A. You agree>B. So what?
>>38777312>Kaguya falls>Everyone gets mad has hell>they prepare a finale stand, working together to avenge their fallen comrade>This song playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9mhBsLydfg>Cue repeat of the King Cold fight
>>38777389>A. You agreeShall we continue "Mr.Perfect?"
>>38777389>C. Eat a damn Senzu
>>38777389>A. You agreewe both know that the arena is just a formality
>>38777389>>B. So what?"We both know that its irrelevant."
>>38777389>A. You agree
>>38777389>B. So what?
>>38777389>A. You agreeAnd when he's destroying the ring, munch on a senzu.
>>38777389A
>>38777389>>A. You agree"Too bad you want to destroy earth. You would have made a great teacher. There is always time you know, I'm the only person here that can push you, and will push you till we both die."
>>38777389>>B. So what?I'm not impressed. I'm not as simple as you. Or as selfish. Sometimes I get a little lost, but I don't fight for it's own sake. I do it for it my home. I do it for those I care about.
>>38777389>A. You agree"You can now see why I wasn't too big of a fan getting ring out'd earlier then."
>>38777389>A. You agree>B. So what?
>>38777458this.
>>38777389>>A. You agreebut thems the beans Cell
>>38777458This!
>>38775694>the president is a talking dogNo, nigga, he's the king. Of the entire damn world. The DBZ world is ruled by a furry dog.
>>38777389>B. So what?Cell : The perfect Fuck Nigga
>>38777458This, if we work this right, we might can have himn train us, and not blow up the world
I get the distinct impression that we're about as strong in relation to Cell as Goku was to him in canon.
So the only thing that beam struggle really accomplished was making our allies even less relevant. Go us.
>>38777523I think it'll just lead to the Cell Jr.
>>38777527thing is we get strength boosts in battle even easier then goku does.
>>38777458This might work, it feels like if he had a way to chanle his engery into something else (like not killing) he would do good.
>>38777458No.
>>38777527Actually we should be even with him now or right below him now.
>>38777540Pretty sure we'll just pull a Goku. Then either the canon Gohan thing will happen, or we get a Kind Cold style fight.
>>38777515Given how things have been going with the last few presidents in the US I'm totally down for electing a dog as president. Can't possibly be worse at this point!
>>38777540Don't forget blowing one of the few chances we might have had to kill him!Probably wouldn't have worked, though. I get the impression that DRALO thirsts for blood, and this fight will go on until Kaguya or one of his friends has provided.
>>38777556Gero's programing is too strong. All the cells and dna from genuinely good people didn't cause him to break from his programming.
>>38777458this
>>38777571It's the Lizardmen in the Banks that run things, I tell you. And their Goblin allies in the Universities and News companies! King Furry is just a figurehead!
>>38777571Oh now you have challenged Fate. Fate will meet your bet and raise you a cold war.
>>38777584we got 16 to stop trying to kill Goku, so it might work>>38777458this
>>38777575Cell is literally supposed to Kaguya's foil in this quest, with allusions made between the two since practically day one. This HAS to be big.
>>38777551And he gets them at exactly the same rate. :v>>38777558He'd be considerably less jovial and relaxed if that were true, I think.
>>38777389>>A. You agree
>>38777642you forget how sarky we can get when threatened and he seems to be leaning towards us in personality
>>38777625Yeah, I think there's a very good chance he'll kill us. We just have to hope we can go out like Goku or Sixteen did, and accomplish something by our death.
>>38777642You have the same PL as your opponent.You have 2 infinite energy engines from androids in you.You can regenerate from massive injures, and this also strengthens you.You can stop fuggen time.These options are not available to your opponent.Who has the upper hand?
>>38777458this!!CAP:Lefun
>>38777642For ONCE, taihouki/rampage drive MIGHT actually not be suicide IF it means we can just overwhelm him before he can manage a limit break.However, I doubt it.
Oh what the fuck is it with people trying to change the unrepentatively evil cell?
>>38777698its cause he ate our salt pillar.we need something to replace that void anon.
>>38777698Kaguya/the players ALWAYS does this.Nappa.The Ginyus.Cooler.Of course, it's only worked once.
>>38777690You, but that doesn't mean you aren't also stronger than your opponent and hiding it because you're a vicious fuck with a superiority complex.
>>38777723I much rather have cell than Vegeto, at least Cell respects us and does not bitch every 10 mins
>>38777747>>38777723Cell is frieza level evil. You can't redeem him and turn him good.
>>38777747to be fair the ginyus were being professional and working for their JOBalso cooler managed to get through that and surviving, in addition has a grudging respect for us and our planet.
>>38777420>>38777422>>38777428>>38777444>>38777446>>38777455>>38777456>>38777458>>38777475>>38777479>>38777503>>38777504>>38777506>>38777523>>38777556"I agree," you tell him. "You can see why I wasn't a fan of the ringout earlier.""Yes, it is somewhat anticlimactic in a fight like this," Cell admits. "So, we're going to do away with that little rule.""You know, it's too bad that you want to destroy the Earth," you tell him. "You would have made a great teacher. There's always time, you know. I'm the only person that can push you, and will push you until we both die."He smirks. "No thanks, I'm enjoying this fight, but battling you endlessly would surely get dull after a while. Let's just enjoy the fight we're having now. And I think we'll both enjoy it more without having to be confined in a little ring. So, I'd say that it's outlived its usefulness."He raises his hand, then extends his palm down towards the ring.>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring>B. Tell him to stop>C. Something else
>>38777584He even said that the programming doesn't matter anymore. At this point he wants to be entertained more than anything. I think training with us and the sentai stuff with us and our friends would keep him entertained. That and so would going off into to space with us.
>>38777800>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring>C. Something elseEat a senzu bean quickly
>>38777800>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring.
>>38777783i agree, if only he wasn't such a dick.
>>38777800>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring
>>38777803Hey look at the update. It didn't work. Stop trying to redeem someone who is evil on frieza's level. The best you are going to get is something like what happened with Uub.
>>38777800>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring>C. Something elsesensu time.
>>38777800>C. Something elseGet Hercule and Chiaotzu away from the ring!
>>38777800>>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ringsenzu bean time!I think we should also offer him one, but thats just me
>>38777800>>38777828This.
>>38777803You're trying to make a shark give up blood, anon. A shark which is currently trying to bite your leg off.I mean, don't get me wrong, I liked Finding Nemo as much as the next guy, but some things only work once, you know?
>>38777800B, let's make it more interesting. Keep the ring, lose the ring out rule, but the 10 count can only happen in the ring.
>>38777853this.
>>38777800>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring>C. Something elseSensu
>>38777800>>A. Yell down for everyone to get away from the ring
>>38777856If we don't offer him one then I think there's a serious risk that he'll do his damnedest to blow up the packet. It will piss him off.Might've been an idea to disperse a few amongst the others rather than keeping all our eggs in one basket.
Just want to point out, we aren't th only who can push him. Our friends can too.
I came in kind of late. Has cell actually TRIED any psychic tricks yet or was that training useless?
>>38777948Hey I tried to keep them relevant but DRALO wasn't having any of it.
>>38778010No, but he will soon
>>38778010Only thing he's done is use time stop which isn't psychic in nature.
>>38778010Useless just like the entire HBTC trip
>>38778015Eh, he said that there were others here that could push him. Gohan is obvious, but Yamcha is my second bet.
More I think about it the more I think this is more about damage control and trying to pull a fast one on Cell than actually outfighting him. He's just got too many bullshit powers to end it with whenever he wants, or if he thinks his existence is actually in danger. If we see a shot at taking him out better take it. Just drawing it out makes it all tougher.Fucks sake in the canon it took Gohan losing his shit, Goku's death, and Vegeta going entirely out of character and HELPING to kill Cell, not to mention all the insanity leading up to it. I'm sure Dralos got a way he wants this to end and our choices here will determine just how fucked the ending is once the dust settles. And its going to be just as much asspulling no matter what. Epic Boss Battle is Epic.
>>38777800A and C for sweet healing magic
What I find strange is that only one reporter showed up for this event.You'd at least expect 20 amateurs with long range cameras to be perched on the nearby mountaintops, and that's assuming the battle isn't visible from space.
>>38778094Cell KILLS people for getting too close. It's amazing the one survived that long.
>>38778094Perhaps the others value their lives.
>>38778094Well he did kill the last reporter who interviewed him, a bunch of talk show hosts, and led bees and a T-Rex into a city. I'm just disappointed he didn't lead a T-Rex that shoots bees out of its mouth into a city.
>>38778112yeah but hes a fair bit more of a dramawhore this time around, so there is that.
>>38778147I know what my DnD players get to face this sunday!
>>38778148One that's killed a bunch of cameraguys before this now.
>>38777828>>38777829>>38777832>>38777853>>38777856>>38777863>>38777879>>38777897>>38777902>>38777912>>38777926>>38777962"Everyone, get away from the ring!" you shout down to the others.Cell smirks, unleashing his blast down upon his own creation, obliterating it in a massive explosion as you quickly pop a Senzu Bean into your mouth. Cell takes a moment to admire his handiwork before looking to you."There we are, now the entire planet is our ring. We'll just fight until one of us gives up, falls unconscious, or dies," he explains. "Now, let us begin!"He throws a punch that you barely dodge, then a kick that catches you in the gut, then gives a two-handed smash to your head, sending you plummeting to the ground below. You manage to land on your feet, and Cell lands in front of you, smirking."Well, what are you waiting for?" he asks. "We have all this space now, there's no reason to hold anything back. Show me what you can do.">A. Charge him head on and attack with all of your power, you just ate a Senzu, so you should be able to last longer than he does>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chance>C. Fire another Kamehameha Wave. >D. Fire a barrage of Dodon Rays>E. Use the Destructo Disk, even though it will take time to prepare and Cell will know not to let it hit him>F. Something else
>>38778094Actually I was half way expecting more OCs to show up at the tournament or characters from Dragon ball that haven't been around lately or something.
>>38778165Action economy bro. Unless it automatically deploys bees, you'll be forced to choose between Full Attacking and launching bees, and you're gonna full attack every time.
>>38778180>>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chanceNot rushing in like a moron no sir.
>>38778180>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chanceDon't waste energy so quickly
>>38778192Honestly that kinda bugged me about the actual Cell Games.You'd expect Nam, Pamput, Chappa, or Giran to show up, if only to illustrate how far Goku and co. have come by comparison.
>>38778180>>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chance
>>38778180>D. Fire a barrage of Dodon RaysFor old times sake.
>>38778180>D. Fire a barrage of Dodon RaysGive him the D
>>38778180>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chanceThing is cell you can out last me so I gotta paly it smart.
>>38778180>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chance
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>38778180>>A. Charge him head on and attack with all of your power, you just ate a Senzu, so you should be able to last longer than he does>>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chance>>C. Fire another Kamehameha Wave. >>D. Fire a barrage of Dodon Rays>>E. Use the Destructo Disk, even though it will take time to prepare and Cell will know not to let it hit him
>>38778180>>A. Charge him head on and attack with all of your power, you just ate a Senzu, so you should be able to last longer than he does
>>38778198 Bees are the breath weapon. And then they stick around.
>>38778180>A. Charge him head on and attack with all of your power, you just ate a Senzu, so you should be able to last longer than he does
>>38778180B, get him to strike at after images.
>>38778261>>38778198>>38778165>>38778147How about, instead, it's an undead T Rex that's being moved by a colony of super bees using its corpse as their hive?
>>38778180>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chanceLet him tire himself out a bit more
>we won't just charge him nowI just imagine Piccolo's thoughts right now."FINALLY!"
>>38778313Undead stuff is reserved for plot related shenannigans in my campaign to the point where I don't use it as throw-away joke mobs.
>>38778313
>B. Get on the defensive, see how your new strength compares to his, and counter if you get the chance
>>38778371"Hrmm...""What's wrong Mr. Piccolo?""I'm worried about Kaguya.""Huh, what do you mean?""He's not rushing headlong into his opponent anymore.""Isn't that a good thing?""I'm worried someone may have possessed him when we weren't looking...""Ha Ha, it's cuz I beat that out of him all those times we sparred!""I don't think anything can 'beat' an idea out of that boy's thick skull Nappa."
>>38778460>>38778180Dralo, this needs to be canon! It is too perfect.
>>38778460That just means nobody can worm their way in his skull and take him over too!
>>38778431>>38778335>>38778318>>38778304>>38778255>>38778249>>38778245>>38778242>>38778239>>38778225>>38778212>>38778205You aren't going to be baited into doing something stupid.You drop into a defensive stance and wait for Cell to make the first move. You can practically feel the surprise radiating from some of the others, and even Cell frowns in confusion."Hmm, you're going to make me do all of the work again, are you?" Cell asks in disappointment. "Very well them, get ready!"He chuckles. "Now, you'll see my full power. Let's see how long you can stand against it. Try not to disappoint me."He comes rushing at incredible speed, and you barely manage to block his first punch. He follows with a kick, and while you manage to block it, you're still knocked off-balance, allowing Cell to send you crashing into a nearby rock formation with an energy blast.Sitting up in the tunnel your impact created, you find Cell standing over you, smirking."Come now, is that really all you've got?" he asks, raising his hand and preparing another energy blast.You quickly raise your right hand and point your index finger at Cell's palm."DODON RAY!" you yell.A thin beam of light shoots from your finger, piercing Cell's palm and causing him to reflexively grab his hand as he hisses in pain. Taking advantage of his moment of distraction, you get to your feet and raise both hands, hitting Cell in the chest with an energy blast and sending him upward through the rock formation.Rushing skyward after him, you emerge from the rocks to an energy blast heading right for you. Swatting it aside, you keep moving towards Cell and fire another blast his way.After knocking your attack aside, Cell extends a hand towards you, and your mind registers that he's attempting to use his powers to immobilize you.>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bind>B. Shrug it off and attack
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindThe element of SUPRISE
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindFUCKING REALLY CELL!(must ruse him)
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindTime to troll the king of trolls.
>>38778757this
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bind
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bind"Damnit Cell..."
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindTime to sucker punch a Cell.
>>38778732Are we 100% sure that we can resist Cell's psychic shit?
>A."Oh no! You've caught me in another one of your numerous abilities! What terror! What power! How will I ever escape from thi- oh wait I'm Kaguya. Forget this."
>>38778732Okay, so would Cell gloat if he caught us or immediately go for the kill? Would he be able to tell we were faking?Those are risks I'm not willing to take.>B. Shrug it off and attack
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindthis could work.
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bind"Huh, I thought you being Perfect meant you wouldn't resort to cheap tricks like this"
>>38778732>>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-binddis gunna git gud
>>38778732AI almost feel like taunting him about how doing this at Gingertown really powered us up, but let's not do that.
>>38778732>A. Pretend to be caught in his mind-bindWe're gonna surprise him so bad.
>>38778797Yes, because if we aren't then we can be caught. If we allow doubt into our mind we give him the edge. We've trained for this extensively and gruelingly. No doubts. No fear. Fear is the mind killer. Instill fear into Cell once his trick fails and he doesn't know why. Deal damage to his confidence as well as his body.
>>38778732A. TIME TO FUCK HIM UP
>>38778802Looks like the rest are.I just hope we lay into him with a big fuck off energy wave instead of a suckerpunching. a point blank blast could kill him. He went for the bind because he panicked, let him think he has control again.Then we blow him to fucking hell when his own ego does the work. He's too arrogant to NOT talk before ending it. He'll go on for a bit about how we actually got him serious and all that. We haven't flat out pissed him off yet.
I'm afraid this is gonna end badly.
>>38778862We must break him?
We should take the hit let him rely on this more to stop us and then break loose
>>38778920We must break him.
>>38778906Thats like 90% of this fight right now anon. Hoping to god we don't fuck up.
>>38778940
>>38778862this anon is right. make cell fear us. he can't into gainz if he doesn't believe.>>38778732>B
>>38778920if he dies he dies.
>>38778898It's definitely a gamble, although not a life and death gamble. This combined with a few other band choices are a life and death gamble.
>>38778966
>>38778920>>38778966You knuckleheads. We're not Ivan, we're clearly Rocky. Cell is Ivan. He's supposed to be the perfect fighter.Vegeta is Apollo, the first big bad we fight who later comes to our side. Frieza is Mr.T Cell is Ivan Dragov. Hell, there isn't even an easy way out of this fight like we've had with the past villains who we wrecked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffFBdWBp0NE
>>38778973The problem with that is. Cell is completely okay with being a TOTAL bastard in a fight. If he panics he WILL go for a planet buster. Half the reason we're banking on this is to try and catch him with his guard down and end it in a single blast.Seriously its canon. When you shatter Cells god complex he throws an epic bitch fit. I'd rather avoid that crap.
>>38779046Are you trying to tell me there's no shortcut home?
>>38778977And I will stop spamming the images now.
How do we retaliate after catching him off guard, though?Kamehameha takes too long to charges you gotta be too loud and drawn out about it. Taihouki will just make us lose. Destcruto disk and sword are useless because they just chop. We could dodon barrage, but that'll surely leave cells left.
>>38778732>You can practically feel the surprise radiating from some of the others"Guys, has Kaguya finally learned strategy? Or has Possa returned?"
>>38779095Full power haymaker to the stomach. Maybe 18 or 17 will pop out. Doubtful as fuck.
>>38779095We just whoop his ass for a few second. You guys have no idea how to wait for the right oppurtunity, so you spam our most powerful attacks at every opportunity in hopes that it will work.Just be fucking patient christ, we'll know when the time comes
>>38779095Do to the Tyrant Breaker Combo: Meteor Smash, Dodon Barrage, Meteor Smash, Dodon Barrage, Destructo Disk, GALICK GUN FIIIIIIAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAA
We need to develop the Dodon Ray into an attack that enters someone and then explodes in all directions with smaller dodon rays, porcupining them from the inside, you know what I mean?
>>38779134Oh as if DRALO will let it be THAT anticlimatic!
>>38779095Rampage Drive punch to the gut. Empowered with Dragon imaged WFF. Call It Dragon's Rage.
What clothing are we wearing right now, the Kami cloths?
>>38779157This is uber hax Cell. I'm positive he can over come the limitations of regurgitating an android or too to re-obtain his perfect form.
>>38779134Full power wolf fang fist haymaker to the stomach for that extra oomph.
>>38779134>>38779157It'd be an interesting point to stop.
>>38779173Yeah, Piccolo gave us a good ol' fashioned clothes beam.They're probably ripped to hell right now.
>>38779157As I said, doubtful as fuck
What if we just make a Destructo Disk SO BIG that it envelops the entirety of Cell as it forms?
>>38779173That's my head canon. Kami can't be here anymore so we fight with his colors. Besides Gohan's rocking the Piccolo outfit and we're tag team partners with him.
>>38779183Cell does that anyway in canon because Gohan got so over confident when he let go of being a little bitch. Self destructs into perfect form again because ONE CELL SURVIVES! (Nevermind reality and all that)
>>38779192>Not the top tier brown haired one.Step up
>>38779204We are THE SONS OF HEAVEN AND HELL!
>>38779199"Now Witness my new Ultimate move! Big Band Destruct!"Seriously Big Bang Attack is so good in XV.
>>38779241Hmm that typo kind of puts a different spin on the move than I was originally going for.
>>38779164That sounds a little too familiar.
>>38779241>Just keep using the same attacks>Insist on calling them different things every time to mess with people
>>38779231>implying it would be best if it was the same outfit, but the Gi was orange and his hair was straight red. Also minus the blue shoe cloth. Keep all the gold and black though.
>>38779279Do we really need to penetrate Cell, anon?
>>38779199But since the destructo disk is a cutting edge, wouldn't it just cut Cell in half and push his halves away from each other really really far away?
>>38779296Don't phrase it like that, anon, You'll bring in the waifu-friends.
>>38778757>>38778764>>38778768>>38778770>>38778777>>38778794>>38778795>>38778799>>38778811>>38778823>>38778832>>38778844>>38778845>>38778852>>38778856>>38778884You stop dead in your tracks, putting on a show for Cell as you pretend to struggle against his abilities. You grind your teeth and appear to strain before looking up at Cell, who continues to look down with his hand extended towards you."Really, Cell, I thought being perfect meant that you didn't resort to these kinds of cheap tricks," you tell him."Typical, you don't know how to do something, so you call it a cheap trick," Cell replies, smirking down at you. "I use whatever will allow me to win, Kaguya.""What? Oh no!" Yamcha shouts as he watches you."Kaguya, no!" Chiaotzu cries."Come on, fight it!" Tien orders you."Yes, fight it," Cell instructs. "I remember how this ended in Gingertown, but your power doesn't seem to be rising at all. Could it be that even a Super Human has his limits?""Kaguya, fight it!" Haya shouts."Come on, don't let that dumb bug stop you!" Billy demands."Now, how should I finish you off?" Cell asks as he slowly hovers towards you. "I could choke the life out of you and watch you struggle all the while. I could pierce your heart with a Death Beam, Decapitate you with a Destructo Disk...I would appreciate the irony of killing you with a Taihouki, but that's just too risky. Tell me, how do you wish to die?">A. Attack now with everything you have!>B. Destructo Sword>C. Try the Kamehameha Wave and hope you can use it before he can react>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have>E. Something else
>>38779164Shit, we gotta do the Dragon's Rage now. It's been revealed as the true form of our spirit power after the cuffs broke.
>>38779199>We add Destructo energy to the Sky Breaker in exchange for making it a Melee range attack. We shape it into a swirling vortex of destructo energy.>GIGA DESTRUCTION BREAKER!
>>38779279Not a lance attack though just an empowered fist. moving really fast and hitting really hard.
>>38779296We will be his first.
>>38779316>>A. Attack now with everything you have!
>>38779316>>A. Attack now with everything you have!Right in the stomach
>>38779231It's my headcannon that our hair is this color.
>>38779316>A. FUCK YOU CELL, TALK SHIT GET HIT
>>38779316>>E. Something elsewe need to get our salt statue back.KIDNEY PUNCHES.
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have"Triumphantly." Shit eating grin.
>>38779316>A. Attack now with everything you have!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxF8qnZMAgMeteor smash!
>>38779316>A. Attack now with everything you have!
>>38779296It's moments like this that I miss Zarbon.
>>38779316>E. Something elseBait him into a Taihouki, then Teleport and give him everything you've got.
>E. Rampage Drive + SkybreakerNow is the moment!
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have>>38779324This, if it's remotely viable. If not, full power wolf fang fist to the gut.
>>38779316>E. Something else"Really Cell? I thought you of all people would make a big show out of beating me." to try and induce him into posing then>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have
>>38779316>Tell me, how do you wish to die?In a blaze of glory.>ARampage drive, teleport behind him, boot him into space, and hit him with a Sky breaker.
>>38779316>>A. Attack now with everything you have!Taihouki.Make it work just this once. I want Kami to be right about it.
Guys this time the teleport works well because he has a moment of confusion and we blind side him further. He might be able to put up a last minute defense and timestop if we attack head on. Let's teleport first.
>>38779316>A. Attack now with everything you have!DESTRUCTO HAYMAKER TO THE GUT!
We need to tell him his tail is back then teleport and punch him in the kidneys so hard he vomits someone up. We just have to.
Would Rampage Drive make our Taihouki stronger?
>>38779231>having boring tasteStep up.
>>38779316>AKick his dick off
>>38779316Guys come on this is the best time to use the teleport. Maximize his vulnerability and maximize our damage. We can only do this once. Teleport so he doesn't have time to time stop.
>>38779428Agreed.>>38779316>D. Teleport attack
>>38779316D, Taihoki from behind point blank range. Call it the Chaos Dunk.
>>38779448They're the same move just used in different ways . No.
>>38779316>A. Attack now with everything you have!TALK SHIT GET HIT YOU IGNORANT COCKROACH
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you haveDragon's rage his ass.
>>38779316>D Teleport Attack and hit him with everything you haveDon't get cocky, you overgrown mosquito!
>>38779477This, minus the chaos dunk. It's time for the taihouki to shine.
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have>A. Attack now with everything you have!
>>38779482Changing my vote to teleport after reading and agreeing with people's stance on the Teleport.
>>38779377>>38779376>>38779372>>38779359>>38779346>>38779344Guys it isn't too late, let's maximize our damage here with a teleport.
>>38779532How about Monster Jam then? I want to work at least one video game reference into our moveset.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvn-vK2LFkcI'm hype as fuck right now, waiting for Dralo's reply.THIS IS ITTHIS IS FUCKING ITDO OR DIE
>>38779316>>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you haveRock him with a taihouki, then our friends can finish him off.telehouki?
Everyone, please! Give Teleport your votes! Raise your ha - yeah. It was worth a shot.
>>38779559Can you read? We'll only hit him once if we teleport. If we attack now we'll combo the fuck out of him. The teleport is obviously the quicker strike while the charge is slower but more powerful, but seeing as we've tricked him he won't be expecting it and thusly we'll land it for certain.Fucking think/read
Changing Vote!>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you have>E. Rampage Drive + Skybreaker!
>>38779316>D. Teleport Attack and hit him with everything that you haveGive it all ya got.
>>38779626This is correct.It is time.
>>38779316>D.Kami lend us your strength!
>>38779620The are literally the exact same action except one has teleport in front of it. We are capable of dealing just as much punishment with a teleport as if we charged. Remember teleport was better than charge for the Cell jr. precisely because it cut out time without sacrificing damage.
>>38779626No, do not teleport behind him and do that. We blow up the Earth if we do, even if we do hit him.
>>38779316>>A. Attack now with everything you have!hes off guard kill him nnow
>>38779681I would back rampage drive here though. Just wail away on him at max power knock the breath out of him and position him for an upwards facing skybreaker if possible.
>>38779620A states to charge and attack with everything we haveD states to teleport and hit him with everything we have.Either of those can mean a one shot attack or just flat out assaulting him.
>>38779673Of course it sacrifices damage. We can't build our power and then attack him, we instead teleport and attack without gathering energy. That's what the whole point of charging directly at him is right? We gain speed and momentum and power and fuck him up in a badass comboWe have none of that if we just teleport. It's a jab versus a running haymaker.
Question, just how far away is he from us? Like inches, feet, close enough for us to reach out and touch?
Come on guys, this is it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AniH_l_ViTE>>38779681Not if we're aiming upwards when we do. : p
>>38779316>AFuck him up with the Dragon Rage
>>38779706"Hit him" implies a singular strike while "Attack" implies a continuous offense. Obviously. We'll still be attacking with full power either way, but we can't rush him into a combo if we teleport and then hit him as hard as we can. He'll just go flying awayThis is how it's always worked.
>>38779316>>A. Attack now with everything you have!DRAGON RAGE!!!!TAIHOUKI!!Anything, lets' just end him.
>>38779715>It's a jab versus a running haymaker.Next time someone hits you with a running haymaker tell me, cause even if some dude 7 feet away from you suddenly charges you without warning you will have plenty of time to react to it.
>>38779772>>38779715We can't hit him into a combo if he sees it coming and time stops either.
>>38779316>A. Charge!
>>38779715He's not that far from us, any momentum we gather will be insignificant with the force these impacts will have.
>>38779792We're a fucking DBZ character you idiots, we're fast. This is how it always works. The characters never actually move out of the way, they just go "HUH!?!" and then get their shit pushed in. Cell isn't any different just because he can stop time, he won't expecting us to zoom at him at a million miles an hour when he thinks we're trapped.
>>38779772"Hit him" is often used as slang for beating on someone, because of that it can be used either way. Sure it implies we will only just hit him once, but it can mean that we are going all out with combos on him "Hit him with everything you got" doesn't mean "throw the strongest punch you can" it means "fuck him up".This is why I hate phrases in place of words, it can mean anything he wants it to mean, even if we may be inclined to think it means one thing.
>>38779715Actually it is a jab combo vs a haymaker. And the haymaker is D.
>>38779843Yeah just like that Cell Jr. couldn't react to how fast we moved.Anyway the vote time has passed by now.
>>38779843The Cell Jr, we did the exact same thing to it and it fucked us over. It doesn't matter if this is "muh DBZ" because Dralo isn't fucking around right now. And charging at people in the show still resulted in "lolnope punch you in the back of the head" from time to time.
>>38779865>>38779870>>38779895The only thing that I'm gathering from this is that I'm actually not entirely sure what either option is going to do, and neither is anyone else. I guess it doesn't really matter, we're hitting him either way.
I'm tired of the arguing over teleporting or not. It doesn't matter. We have our chance. It's time to make Cell disappear... for good!
>>38779926Except for all the hundreds of times it didn't
>Rampage Breaker>Ki charged Dempsey roll use teleports to keep the chain going if the enemy tries to counter or dodge>Preferably used in Rampage modeIt's time
>>38779952Do you REALLY want this to the one time it doesn't? Cell is not a fucking joke so take him very seriously. We don't need him to position so that he can special beam canon into someone behind us. Seriously.
>>38779955Ippo plz, you can't dempsey roll your way to victory even in DBZ.
>>38779344>>38779346>>38779352>>38779359>>38779372>>38779376>>38779377>>38779422>>38779424>>38779427>>38779432>>38779461>>38779482>>38779539>>38779597>>38779626>>38779627>>38779632>>38779535>>38779523>>38779519>>38779513>>38779504>>38779477>>38779473>>38779398>>38779366"In a blaze of glory," you answer, teleporting and kicking Cell in the back of the head.As you strike, catching your foe entirely off-guard, you dip into the reserve power responsible for keeping you conscious. You gather every last drop of energy you can, and become surrounded by a purple aura, with your eyes turning the same color.You teleport beneath the plummeting Cell, kicking him in the jaw and sending him flying upwards into the atmosphere as you hold your hands out to your sides, putting every last bit of energy you have into one single attack.Bringing your palms together, you extend them towards Cell, unleashing a monumentally massive wave of energy up at your opponent, who stares down at you in absolute disbelief and terror."No! What have you done?!" he screams, vainly holding out his hands to stop the wave in his panic. "WHAT HAVE YOU DU-"You hear no more as the Sky Breaker consumes Cell, and his energy vanishes as you plummet to the ground, and everything becomes dark.When you wake up, you see your friends gathered around you, smiling giddily. Haya, who seemed to have been pacing back and forth, stops and lets out a relieved sigh before a smile forms on her face.Yamcha and Miss Piiza smile upon seeing that you're okay, and Hercule stares at you with wide eyes.Billy gives you a goofy grin, and Kazuma gives a relieved smile, as does Chiaotzu.Piccolo, Tien, and Sixteen give you nods and small smiles, while Goku, Gohan, and Nappa grin from ear to ear."You did it!" Haya says excitedly. "I can't believe it! You were amazing!""That WAS pretty incredible, kid," Yamcha agrees.>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Something else
>>38780035>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Something elseSense for Cell
>>38780035>>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Something elsesense for cell, no way is he dead.
>>38780035>A. Thank themI don't believe it. I bet we're dead.
>>38780035>C. Something elseSense for Cell, eat a Senzu.Do not let your guard down.
>>38780035>C. Something elseStay alert, it's possible he's survived. So long as one single cell survives he's capable of regenerating completely from it. If we let our guard down now we could all be taken unawares and die.
>>38780035>C.Multiform x16 and High five/Brofist everyone.
>>38780035>B. Ask if everyone's alright"Okay, I think I am still alive...does that mean that worked?"
>>38780035It can't be this easy.D. Sense for Cell and grab a senzu
>>38780035>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Sensu bean and sense for cell that was too easy.
>>38780035D Take a senzu and ask"We sure I got him? He's been very good at not dying before."
>>38780035B and ask if the saw any tiny bits of Cell. If they did ask if the vaporized them? And ask about the Cell Jr.
>>38780035>>A. Thank them>>B. Ask if everyone's alright
>>38780003That's a lie and you know it
>>38780035>A. Thank them>C. Something elseAsk what happened to Cell, and despite their answer sense around.
>MFW we won because of the meditation with Kamiccolo that everyone thought was going to be useless
>>38780035>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Something elseWe need to ensure that every last cell of Cell is vaporized.
>>38780035already voted but I wanted to add "Thanks guys, let's be %110 sure he's gone though. We know how durable Frieza was. If any of him survived he will regenerate like at Gingertown."
>>38780035We had a good run guys, I wonder how we died.
>>38780035>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Something else"Did you kill the Cell Jr. that got away?"I hope not.
>>38780035>CEat a bean, then tell them, it might not be over. He can regenerate, he came back at gingertown and it'll be worse this time
>>38780035...Did we just win?No wayNo way we pulled a win out of our ass with that.I mean yes it was the perfect opportunity, and all of our training led up to that moment, and it's a move with that EXACT intent in mind, and Dralo did give us 50/50 odds of notdie.But note that we technically didn't win the Cell games. We got disqualified.
>>38780138Same here anon I hope it multiformed and hid.
>>38780135Regen'd and zapped us while we were unconscious.
>>38780135Piccolo style, we are gona get death beamed
>>38780127Would laugh so fucking hard if this was true.
There's no way we just won. This is gonna turn into a "Congratulations" style scene when we realize Cell has us stuck in his mind or something.
>>38780035>B. Ask if everyone's alright
Imagine if Dralo just had Cell actually die here. No regeneration, no tricks, no timestopping, no multiforms, we just actually won.
when cell shows up again this is going to be playing in my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o33Rv2Z-4iIW-we did it?We did it!?WE FUCKING DID IT, /tg/!
>>38780191Even if Cell regens it paid off pretty damn well.
>>38780180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx85W8Noueo
>>38780035>>C. Something elseSensu beanCheck for energy.
>>38780035>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright>C. Eat a Senzu bean, while asking how long he's been out.D...... Did we actually do it?! IS THE NIGHTMARE... OVER???
>>38780196I'd be surprised but glad we won and glad we went with a smart tactic in the end despite our litany of bad decisions in the past.
>Cell reverted to semi-perfect form>Cell is sneaking up on us>Cell absorbs us in sneak attack!>Everything is now on fire.
>>38780035W-what?B. Ask if everyone's alright
>>38780035>>C. Something elseSense for Cell
>>38780233The horror won't end.
>17, 18, and Vegeta are all gone foreverI mean I'm happy we won but..
HOLY FUCK GUYS IT'S NOT OVER>>38780035C SENSE FOR CELLHE CAN FUCKING TIME STOP
>>38780266In b4 he teleported out.
>>38780266we have dragonballs. They worked on 17 in canon.
>>38780266We got them balls, son.
>>38780233I'm 99.5% positive that Dralo would have used the image of Cell dieing in the Super Kamehameha wave if we had actually won.
>>38780279why do you think were going with c for christs sake.
>>38780266What are dragon balls.>>38780252>Theultimatelifeform.jpg
>>38780266We just wish for everyone killed by Cell to get revived again.
>>38780289>>38780297I thought that you couldn't revive someone if they didn't have a body?
>>38780209trufax anon
>>38780326When the hell was that ever a rule? We revived chiaotzu with the Namek balls when he got vaped by recoomes eraser gun on namek.
>>38780035>C. Sense for Cell's energyTHEN>A. Thank them>B. Ask if everyone's alright
>>38780326Given how most civilians tend to get outright vaporized and Buu *ate people*, I'm pretty sure you're wrong.
>>38780326It didn't stop Krillin.
>>38780298S-shut up!With your damned LOGIC and FACTS!Let us have this moment of false hope, okay?
>>38780326>I thought that you couldn't revive someone if they didn't have a body?CHIAOTZU used EXPLOSION!It's not very effective...
>>38780105>superhuman ippo flying dempsey rollsmother of god.
>>38780366I'd rather us savor the taste of true victory anon. For it is so much sweeter a nectar.
>>38780313We need to be more specific, as the last time we used a wish like that the Ginyu Force came back.Might have to specifically say anyone absorbed by Cell is revived.
>>38780297Pls stop my heart can't take anymore
>>38780350>>38780357>>38780359Yeah true. The most recent example of that I can think of is how Frieza's soldiers couldn't just straight up revive Frieza, they could only bring back the little chunks of him that were left. You have to wish for their body to be restored and THEN wish them alive. But, Toriyama, so I can see why that'd just get thrown out the window
>>38780396Did Cell kill anyone we don't want back?
>we revive like 8 cell juinors let's do it
>>38780396"We wish back everyone who died because of Dr. Gero except for Cell and the Cell Jr.s I killed"And then Goku's Cell Jr get's brought back.
>>38780418What's that you said, anon?
>>38780454Cell : The perfect fuck nigga
>>38780422Wait if we use the dragon to revive everyone he killed... will that bring back Us, Trunks, and Gohan?
>>38780424Vege- alright alright we can wish him back -AGAIN-. Ugh.
>>38780452Cell jr's still count as Cell anon, he is dead, for ever.
>>38780431... Right! Good point! We need to be more specific with our wishes.
>>38780475technically yes.
>>38780475Probably not, due to time shenanigans. That hasn't happened yet and was simultaneously years ago.
>>38780475I don't man. Wishes are risky business. Let's just keep it simple and wish for 18.
We wish for everyone killed and/or eaten by Cell back to life besides the Cell Jr.s
>>38780491We wish back everyone that was killed by Cell except for the very bad, evil ones not named Vegeta.
revive Vegeta so he can be a weak bitch who missed out on a year+ of training. Let Yamcha kick his ass. Guys, remember when vegeta fucking killed Yamcha in this timeline? Fuck Vegeta.
Revive all the people that Cell and his Cell jr's have killed and absorbed
>>38780511Let's just let Krillin handle the wishes. He's pretty responsible with them.>inb4 3 foot Hoagie
>>38780396"Revive everyone killed by one of Dr. Gero's creations since {date of Amenbo Island disaster}"Okay. What BAD things happen with this wish?Android 20 (gero himself) was NOT killed by 17 in this timeline, IIRC Geets scrapped him.Unless Eighter was secretly fighting to keep an ancient evil sealed in a can, I'd say we're good.Of course, that wish doesn't hit Geets, since Geets already got revived once with Shenron. Any civilians that died during the Saiyan saga, got revived, and then died to Cell or 19/20 are also staying dead.
So does this mean there won't be any more hardcore shitfests or should I just give up all hope of that?
>>38780544Yeah, let's just leave it to the people that did this stuff for a long time
>>38780535Remember when Nappa exterminated entire planets? Fuck Nappa
>>38780540Yes. That is a well worded wish. Oh, wait, did 17 and 18 kill anyone? What about 19 and 20? Lets add that too
>>38780511Depends if the Dragon is going to be really nonspecific and indiscriminate with wish-granting, or if Dende made him more like Porunga who takes a moment to think on what the spirit of the wish would be like.
>>38780561depends entirely on whether cell will asspull himself back to life or not.
>>38780561It can still happen.
>>38780557Gete's was revived with Parunga I thought? Yeah he was revived by the Namekian dragon because he died after Earth's dragon used it's wish for that year.
>>38780561wait for the waifu wars anon, just wait. not as bad as last thread but they will try to make up for lost time.
We wish for anyone killed/drinken by gero or his creations back to life
>>38780557Dende Shenron doesn't have the 'only get one' rule, IIRC.
>>38780064>>38780065>>38780068>>38780071>>38780072>>38780077>>38780080>>38780083>>38780086>>38780090>>38780104>>38780117>>38780129>>38780130>>38780135>>38780138>>38780141>>38780194>>38780233>>38780215"Thanks guys," you say, looking around in confusion. "Okay, I think I'm still alive. Does that mean that worked?""It worked alright!" Yamcha tells you."We sure I got him?" you ask. "He's been very good at not dying before.""I can't sense anything," Trunks tells you. "There's no way he survived an attack like that! Kaguya, you're amazing!""Now all we have to do is wish back everyone Cell killed with the Dragonballs!" Krillin tells you."Did you guys get the Cell Junior?" you ask."He got away," Piccolo comments bitterly. "If you ask me, we should hunt it down now before it has the chance to hurt anyone.""Sounds like a plan to me," Tien said."Yeah, I never got to fight one, Kaguya hogged them all," Billy agrees.Sixteen frowns, staring up into the sky."Sixteen, what's wrong?" Gohan asks.Before the Android can answer, a massive gust of wind blows through, kicking up dirt and howling all around you. Lightning flashes across the sky, and a massive ball of light appears above you as a familiar power reappears."No, it can't be!" Trunks yells. "He's back!" Piccolo announces.Sparks and bolts of lightning shoot from the cloud, scorching the Earth and being followed by the crack of thunder."I advise immediate retreat!" Sixteen yells.>A. Fly up to the ball>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ball>C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ball>D. Something else
>>38780561Majin Buu has just as much potential for infuriating bullshit as Cell does. We must be ever vigilant for the oncoming tide of Shit.
>>38780620>>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ballI FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>38780620>A. Fly up to the ballLet's not be hasty here, that could be a lot of things! Plus we're senzu'd up so, y'know.
>>38780620As if there was ever any doubt.
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>38780620>C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ball
>>38780620>>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ball>Get everyone else to chip in too.
>>38780620>C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ballMaybe we should liste to 16. He's smart
>>38780620holy shit what?well crap.guys, guys, we king cold time, i called him asspulling himself back.
>>38780661This.
>>38780620>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ballEVERYONE! FULL POWER ENERGY ATTACKS NOW!
>>38780620>C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ball>D. Something else"Gohan get ready to use the energy shield, just incase"
>>38780620>>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ball>Get everyone else to shoot at it too.
>>38780620"Guys be ready, he's probably stronger than I am now by a good margin.">A. Fly up to the ballWe're at full power now right? If not pop a senzu. Either way we have to face what's coming.
>>38780687HA HA TIME FOR COOLER
>>38780620>A. Fly up to the ball>D. EAT A SUNZU
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>38780620>>A. Fly up to the ball>>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ball>>C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ballRolling!
>>38780687Second
>>38780620>DThere's nowhere to run, Sixteen. We fight to protect Earth.>CBattle positions! We super fighting team! We're rolling 14 deep!
>>38780620>A. Fly up to the ballI'm totally not voting this because I hope it's Cell Jr. or anything.
>>3878057919 and 20: Amenbo island.17 and 18: Highway officers involved in police chaseCell: Multiple cities.Cell Jr: Cameraman and Reporter.Gero might have murdered who knows how many civilians in his sick experimentation, though. We might end up repopping 11 and 12 (the child and mother) if they were dissected within the year.Wouldn't it be funny if Cell, as he was getting wrecked by the Sky Breaker, realised that we'd likely wish back "everyone killed by cell", and therefore decided to Lend his energy to the Sky Breaker, thereby getting credit for his own death?
>>38780714Cooler shows up and kills Cell for real.
>>38780620>B. Fire a Kamehameha into the ballPUT EVERYTHING WE GOT INTO IT!FUCK, GET EVERYONE TO PUT EVERYTHING THEY GOT INTO IT!GO RAMPAGE DRIVE, SUPER SAIYAN, KAIO-KEN, WHAT THE FUCK EVER, KILL CELL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>38780620>>38780661This
>>38780717We probably don't need a Senzu since we're usually at full power upon waking up from using our final moves like that. Same thing happened with Vegeta. If we aren't though yeah, get that senzu.
>>38780620Dralo, of the other fighters here, who else is on our level? As everyone who ISN'T as strong or almost as strong as us should run like hell, while the rest of us prepare for whatever bullshit Cell is about to pull.> D. Something elseTell everyone not as strong as us to runAlso, sense to make sure it's Cell and not someone else.Inb4 Beerus shows up, as we woke him from his nap with that display of power.> C. Stay where you are but keep an eye on the ballStay on the defensive, be ready for ANYTHING.
>>38780687This, better save than sorry incase he was waiting for us to attack
>>38780757god the nappa loophole all over again
>>38780620>DPREP FOR TIME STOP. THE BULLSHIT IS COMING. DON'T JUST FIRE BLASTS INTO THE TARGET LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, IT'LL WASTE OUR POWER
Ultra-cooler is here?>I have trained for years for this moment Kaguya, and as you can see, I have transformed pre-emptively and now- what is that bug thing?
>>38780812I wonder if that's a thing in otherworld now. "The Nappa Loophole"
>>38780823This. We need to be ready for maximum whoring. Get our back to something solid.
>>38780848Probably. We should ask once we die.
>>38780841>meta cooler happens>starts fighting super perfect cell>just sky breaker the entire mess
>>38780800We might be in a league of our own thanks to the beam struggle anon. The only other one I can think of would be Gohan if he snaps.
>>38780620The fuck is this shit.>BKamehameha that shit. Hopefully everyone present knows to follow our lead.
>>38780841I wonder how powerful Cooler would be if he trained for four months
>>38780687Hope it's able to stand this time or at least tank one hit
>>38780866>>38780848I kind of want there to be a hugely powerful demon/evil soul in Hell who is exploiting this somehow and it turns out he wasn't a fighter in life but a Lawyer and is using the loophole to become stupidly powerful somehow.
>>38780921"Excuse me, Kaguya. Did you, or did you not, on August the 15th, 748, at 6:03am, claim to your parents that you swore on your life and unto the afterlife that you would complete your chores before sundown?""And, 15 seconds before sundown at 7:55pm, did, or did not, your Father tell you to help with uprooting some weeds?""I see. Well it seems that you had at least 1 chore left unfinished by sundown, and the oath you made is binding."
>>38781053"And I thought CELL was evil. What kind of monster are you!?"
>>38781072"...the Law."
Hey DRALO, wanted to say thanks for sticking with the quest even through the shitposting. This is a great quest, you're a great QM, and I hope to keep playing through Buu and beyond.
>>38781101
>>38781137Fuck yeah man. Dralo has put up with a lot and he's been a real trooper. Definitely one of the best quests on /tg/ right now, if not THE best.
>>38781137The hugbox is strong.
>>38780660>>38780667>>38780687>>38780702>>38780726>>38780732>>38780751>>38780836"Gohan, get ready to put up an energy shield just in case," you tell your friend.He nods, gulping as he looks back towards the ball. You keep your focus on it, and watch as it slowly descends to the ground, where it vanishes in a brilliant flash of light. You and the others shield your eyes, and struggle against the incredible gust of wind that follows with enough force to shatter the nearby rock formations. "Hahahaha...." a voice you'd hoped never to hear again laughs.Able to see once again, you find your fears confirmed, as Cell stands before you, very much alive, and, from the feel of things, far deadlier than ever.He appears entirely unscathed from your blast, most likely having completely regenerated after surviving the attack. His energy is at a whole new level, and his aura is now surrounded by lightning, another physical manifestation of his new power.Around you, your friends tremble in terror, both at Cell's return, and at the new power he possesses."What? How is he still alive?" Hercule cries."Damn him! There's no way he could have survived that!" Krillin yells bitterly."It's so good to be back," Cell comments happily. "I've never had such a close call in all of my days. For a moment there, I truly believed that my time had come."He chuckles. "But, that was foolish of me. There is no destroying perfection, and so I will never die."He smirks, glancing at each and every one of you. "Of course, the same can't be said for you. You've failed Kaguya, and you will again, as will the rest of you. But, I'm nothing if not generous. I'm more than willing to give you another chance.">A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>B. Ask how he survived>C. Charge and attack with everything you have>D. Prepare to defend yourself
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>B. Ask how he survived
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he isstretch >B. Ask how he survived>D. Prepare to defend yourselfthis is going to be painful.
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>B. Ask how he survivedFucking Chou Kanzentai bullshit.
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survived
>>38781165
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survived>C. Charge and attack with everything you have
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>B. Ask how he survived>D. Prepare to defend yourself
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survived>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he isEventually you're going to see what the afterlife looks like, I assure you.
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survived>E. Experience fear.
>>38781204
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is.Guys, I think that our only option here is to die to unlock Gohan's potential.
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survivedOnce he's done look to the others "Don't lose hope. So long as you're still alive there's a chance to win even if I don't." Then go up to face him.>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>D. Prepare to defend yourself
>>38781204>A. Tell Cell that you're ready when he is>B. Ask how he survived>>38781268Or you know, Kaguya/Gohan Kamehameha
>>38781288This, please
>>38781288Thirded
>>38781288Please this.
>>38781204>B. Ask how he survived>D. Prepare to defendAbout to get super perfectly wrecked.
>>38781204>>B. Ask how he survived
>>38781204FUCK
>>38781204B and D
>>38781288I'll fifth this.
>>38781309Is that the guy that makes the Hyrule Warriors comics? Love that shit.
>>38781204B, A, D, and you know I wasn't paying attention, was that more than a ten count?Let's see if he'll play by his own rules still.
>>38781430It was probably a double K.O. by the rules but neither Cell or Kaguya are playing by the rules anymore.
>>38781363It's a side joke comic by the guys who do DBMultiverse. Here's the next page.
So guys, we need to decide how we stop cell from omnoming us if he doesn't decide to blast us to oblivion. Kaioken gambit?
>>38781541That'd blow the whole planet.
>>38781558Better us than him.
>>38781558Maybe if we do it during a Sky Breaker it will automatically funnel all that energy into the attack instead of outward in an explosion? It'd probably still kill us I think but maybe we could do the sacrifice play in a fuck huge power beam. Alternatively we could pull Tien's trick and just fuel a Sky Breaker with our life force like we don't even give a fuck. If we're lucky we'll just turn into a statue of Vegeta brand salt.
>>38781558Have Yamcha IT to Namek, we nuke Earth, Yamcha wishes everyone sans Cell and the baddies back.Boom.
>>38781219>>38781226>>38781228>>38781229>>38781242>>38781243>>38781247>>38781258>>38781260>>38781266>>38781268>>38781288>>38781294>>38781296>>38781305>>38781306>>38781309>>38781310>>38781345>>38781430>>38781351"How did you survive?" you demand of Cell.He smirks, tapping his head. "I already told you, you cannot kill perfection. It is in my design. Each individual cell within me has a life of its own. And so, no matter what kind of damage I take, no matter what becomes of my body, as long as a single cell remains, my body will regenerate. I'll admit, you caught me by surprise, but in the end you are still nothing compared to the perfect being. And, it gets worse for you, I'm afraid. Thanks to the Saiyan Cells within me, I grow stronger after every near-fatal injury, and, as reconstructing myself from a cellular level was pushing the limits of my design, my increase in power is even more substantial."You look back to your friends. "Don't lose hope. So long as you're still alive, there's a chance to win. Even if I don't.""That was quite a nice speech," Cell comments dryly as you turn back to him."I'm ready when you are, Cell," you tell him, dropping into a defensive stance.He laughs. "You are a child, full of nothing but fantasy. You might be lucky, however, because you'll probably be dead long before you experience fear!">That's it for tonight guysFollow me @qmdralo for schedule updates, and go to ask.fm/qmdralo to ask me questionsThe next thread will probably be Thursday eveningI'll answer questions here for a while
Make sure we pop a senzu bean if we haven't already. Sky breaker takes a lot out of us.
>>38781600Except he has to wait 3 or so months to make a wish on those balls again and it can't bring back multiple people in a single wish yet.
>>38781465As long as we're going the opposite of things that apply to this quest.
>>38781465Ah, gotcha. The style just looks similar, I guess.
>>38781625Status on everyone after the T.V. signal got caught offOur Parents?Videl?The people of the world?
>>38781625So how were our decisions in the actual fight with Cell and his multiform version? Was he bluffing about each having all his power since we sensed a spike in power when he remerged?
>>38781541Tell Goku and Gohan to be ready to blast him into nothing. Go with 16 and double team him: 16 bombs, we Kaio Ken.Two self destructs followed by a family kamehameha.
>>38781673The spike in his power during remerging was just one energy source moving back into him. He was not bluffing, and your decisions were okay.>>38781670PANIC
>>38781628>Wait 3 months >Wish Earth the planet back>Wish Dende back>Wish Vegeta always has the taste of salt in his mouth>IT back to earth and use Shenron for the restDonezo.
>>38781625so how did we do?Will SSJ2 gohan be able to hold up?What are your plans for us oh great DRALO?
>>38781541Challenge him to a final standoff, but add Gohan to help us with the Kamehameha
>>38781661Huh. I think that guy also does a few 2hu comics here and there. I forget what his handle on danbooru is, though.
>>38781625Does Cell even register on the DBZ power scale anymore?
>>38781708>He wasn't bluffing.Urgh. Why are you going with what Tien said when it obviously wasn't true (i.e. not using it when he was fighting Gohan and Goku smacking him together)? Oh well let's just hope he doesn't decide to press the "I win forever and ever no take backs" button then.
>>38781715Well, you defeated Cell faster than I expected.PossiblyTime will tell>>38781750He's very high tier
>>38781625>"You are a child, full of nothing but fantasy.You know Cell, Kaguya is technically older than you cause you were born like, a week or two ago.
>>3878175050% or more of beerus I imagine.
>>38781708Can we use the kaio ken as a suicide attack?
>>38781763He's existed for decades>>38781778That's pushing it>>38781794Sure.
>>38781762Would this fight even register on Beerus's radar?Can we claim credit for killing cell? Hypothetically speaking of course?
>>38781762Alright I gotta ask. how much are you enjoying the wailing and gnashing of teeth? We went from curb stomping shit to fighting the nigh immortal troll king.And I think he's winning by simply being too annoying to die. Fucking regenerating against all laws of science and reality!
>>38781763Hey he was totally in his larval form for nearly two decades and then went back in time to be a larval form for a few more years until he woke up and started eating cities. He's totally older than us! >Cell with inferiority complex would be amusing.
>>38781762if we get a death wound that will eventually kill us is it possible to fire one last thing at him just to give him the one finger salute
>>38781801As like a fetus
>>38781625if the Earth and the Pendulum room both survive this battle, we are SO going to grind Superperfect cell.Superperfect cell's power level must be ... shit. I suppose we're pushing the levels of Super 17 or one of the Evil Shenrons.
>>38781801Thought he came here in his larval state and it only took him - wait, nevermind, you're right, I forgot how overgrown his time capsule was, I'm a douche!
>>38781811We would probably register on his radar if he were awake. Whis probably took noticed but doesn't give a shit if he has. "Let that little screw up Kaioshin handle them, he needs something to put some perspective on his job besides that pink blob."
>>38781811Depends how this plays out>>38781819The hopeful optimism followed immediately by panic and despair was pretty fun>>38781832It counts>>38781826Possibly>>38781850It took him four years to reach his adult form, but he existed for decades in the timeline he came from>>38781844Maybe
>>38781762So could Vegito or Gogeta still take him?
>>38781889Probably, though not easily
>>38781884I told em. I told em it was a false bitter hope.
>>38781889Vegito undoubtedly. Potara fusion between rivals is OP as shit
>>38781909How are Cell's energy reserves? Still almost full or at least somewhat depleted?
>>38781884Wait, so it CAN be argued that Kaguya is technically older than him in this timeline?Oh man, I only wish he would take offense to that if we pushed it really hard. Damn.
>>38781913I don't think anyone actually believed Cell was dead.
If anything this timeline should be considered Power Level's are Bullshit to the Max for every villain that comes after the next
>>38781909So on a scale of 1 to GOD PLEASE NO! how fucked are we?
>>38781932He is reborn and at full power and energy
>>38781932I think he's at full power like he was when he came back from blowing up in canon. It doesn't make sense but neither does any of his hax.
>>38781961I'll just say 11. I think that works.
>>38781965>>38781966Well Fuuuuuuuuuck.
>>38781961GOD PLEASE NO!Dunno why you are asking. DRALO always goes 'lol' whenever we ask about chances.
>>38781932While nobody was looking, Cell took FORTY senzu beans. That's as many as Four Tens.>>38781922They aren't rivals in this timeline. Vegeta's rival is the player character, Kaguya. Or, rather, it WOULD be had he not been stuck in semiperfect cell while everyone else grinds their asses off.We're going to give him THE smuggest "hey vegeta how about that duel? <grin>" after he gets revived.
>>38781982On the bright side we've kept our trunks from getting a hole in him. >>38781965Did that actual exchange with Piccolo Gohan and Nappa take place or something similar to it? Were there any times we should have just charged but didn't?
>>38781961GOD PLEASE NO, NOT THE RAKE!
>>38782002I was talking about canon Vegito
>>38782026Well then. Anyone got money for lube?
>>38781961Told ya
>>38782019That dialogue exchange? Yeah. And there might have been a chance or two to attack where you opted for caution instead
>>38782002Nah. We should just look at him and tell him not to waste this second chance and we'll be ready when he catches up. Just be disappointed or tired with him, don't even troll him anymore. Just give him a brief welcome back, don't fuck things up and leave. He won't even know what to do with himself.
>>38782026well Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck then.>>38782048Would Kaguya even know what it's for?>>38782050So on a letter absed grade A+ being perfect F being why you so stupid how'd we do?
>>38782002
>>38782050Yay.>>38782075"It says here Vaseline is an ointment for burns no wonder Bulma has so much of this stuff with Vegeta around... What?"
>>38782075B+
>>38782128better than expected.
>>38782063Perfect idea.
>>38782128Cool. What are our odds on stalling cell for any length of time now? Would we have won on an A+?
>>38782128Still 50/50 chances?
>>38782160He'a probably 10 times stronger now. Super Human genes PLUS Zenkai and all that.
>>38782063Train?, What else is he going to do. This is Vegeta we are talking about, he is defiantly going to catch up to us.
>>38782141After the shit storm passed we made passable decisions. I can only hope it holds up. It seems the teleport or charge debate earlier wasn't really relevant despite both sides thinking they were since Dralo counted votes from both sides I'm just glad some anons are actually willing to reconsider their initial votes.
>>38782002We're gonna get a platform that says "You must be at least as powerful as Semiperfect Cell to stand on this platform", with everyone lining up by how many Semiperfect cells strong they are. In fact, they will be wearing signs that read "I'm {x} Cells strong!", except ours will have Cell scribbled out and Vegeta crudely written on it and mis-spelled.If the dragon has a spare wish, we say "Duel to the death accepted!", multiform x 32 and beat Vegeta with one clone while the others pose, then wish him back instantly.
>>38782160You're funny>>38782154I mean, he might torture you a bit before killing you
>>38782154We would have won on a ZZZ, you ever seen one of those? Nah.
>>38782176Well yeah, but it will leave him flustered enough that he'll actually have to think about going to train.
>>38782187So our chances of victory are pretty much nill? That's disappointing. I mean I expected it somewhat, it's still discouraging to hear we probably have no way to turn the tables.
>>38782187Well isn't that nice.>>38782192Yeah. Once a triple 20 playing as a side character in a different quest. Turned an entire combat scene in a LOL......No, stomping.
>>38782187Are you going to admit you're just going to kill Kaguya in a heroic manner so this quest ends (Well technically he can be revived but you did say this was going to end at Cell right?)
>>38782226DRALO always says shit like that when you ask about the odds.
>>38782226Literally our only chance is Gohan
>>38782226Hold our breath and take Cell to the Sun? We both completely burn up.
>>38782226Z-Fighters Kamehameha
>>38782245He gave us those 50/50 odds that one time so not every time.
>>38782254>The sun supernovas and kills everyoneW-we're still a good boy, right?
>>38782187>>38782226We fucking Skybroke him though, and that was after powering up from struggling with him for a bit.>>38782254Cell is currently more powerful than the Sun. You know how the Sun is an ongoing constant nuclear explosion roughly the size of the Sun? Well, Cell is more powerful than that.
>>38782249If we die I think thats the ending we default into. He'll likely lose his shit completely and ascend to SSJ2 if it occurs.>>38782254While admirable I don't think we're fast enough. I like that outside the box batshit thinking though we need it.
>>38782249Pretty sure Nappa will completely snap if we die. Like imagine Vegeta's rage over losing the Dragonball on Namek raised exponentially.
>>38782249Well we have to tell not to fucking toy with Cell after he kicks him hard enough to vomit 18
EVERYONE! Gohan will not SSJ2Nappa will. Nappa might even go SSJ3, we're his best friend he may have ever had since the average saiyan doesn't seem to make a good friend. Dude will go ballistic, the kid who was super cool with him, gave him good food and let him farm on sweet ass soil? Come on man.
>>38782305If fucking NAPPA saves the day if we die I will bust a gut laughing.And demand we get proper fanart of this badassery. He will be so mad he becomes SSJ3 and GROWS...A glorious mustache. And maybe an inch of hair on his head.
>>38782343They both will, and I could see Yamcha one of our human friends completely snapping too, like Haya.
>>38782343They both need to ascend and then give Cell a proper smackdown.
>>3878231118, 17, and Geets were vaporised, bro.>>38782283Gohan at SS2 would still be weaker than Cell. That said, he might at least be able to stall Cell long enough for Goku to gather the superhuman senzu spam spirit bomb.
>>38782352>inb4 Nappa grows Guile's hair when he turns SSJ3
>>38782363She tends to worry about us a lot when we go unconscious doesn't she? Damn girl get used to it, we pass out like we've got Super Narcolepsy.
>>38782343>>38782352I want this. Nappa is a special part of this quest.
>>38782392Saiyans eat a lot, but superhumans Nap like Mo'fuckin' Beerus. Awww yiss
>>38782392Of course she does, she's got a crush on us. Remember she was worried, that is the word I used and DRALO backed up, that we were gay after hugging Vegeta in the PR.
>>38782424No, Kaguya just pushes himself so hard that he passes out.
>>38782343Honestly? All of the Saiyans might. Nappa could because of what you said, Gohan could because we're basically the brother he never had, and Goku could because of both the above reasons.Also... Yamcha unlocks the infinite potential of the Super Human, anybody?
>>38782424Super humans eat like 5k-8k calories a day.Bet these Saiyans eat like 20-40k calories a day now.
>>38782417So wait, Gohan goes SSJ2, everyone looks surprised, then they notice how much rage Nappa is trembling with and he instant goes SSJ3 and everyone shits their pants?
Time for a second wave of Cell Juniors.
>>38782472That's been obvious since OC demon anon. Still like I said, she really ought to get used to that scene because it's one of Kaguya's signature moves.
>>38782472I don't remember this.Wait, what?Gay for.... vegeta?I'm all for gay Kaguya, but oh dear Kami no......no...NOT WITH VEGETA!!!
>>38782517We hugged Vegeta and everyone of our friends questioned us on it.
>>38782517In a trip in the pendulum room, we went and trolled vegeta.By hugging him.
>>38782530We secretly want Gete's not to hate us.
>>38782530>>38782529What everyone forgot to ask was how aroused Vegeta was at the action. Come on, he was only pretending to be straight with Bulma!
>>38782549It was after cell fully penetrated him from behind anon. I think we all knew at that point.
>>38782549Of course! I've known him longer than anyone else, but he's just too proud about that "Prince of Saiyans" thing. He wanted to have an heir.
>>38782529Haya started to ask a question that started "are you..." while seeming confused. I jokingly >greentexted Haya is worried whether or not we are gay, another anon said he was sure it wasn't that and DRALO said it was totally that.
>>38782591Nappa, your bald head is glorious, unlike Krillin's, his bald head is bulbous and absurd!
Haya a shit
>>38782653Haya probably wont top out at 4'9", though. So yeah.
>>38782611Th-thank you, anon. I'll spare you.
>>387826694'9"? What do you mean?
>>38782686Videl is tiny.
>>38782669In b4 Haya is exactly as tall as us.
>>38782732>inb4 we end up being 8 feet tallThat's a huuuge bitch!
>>38782723Oh, I see. You were implying I had shit taste. Don't worry, Videl a shit too.
So guys, spiky hair or normal hair for Rapage Drive + Skybreaker? Gonna go ahead and try and have something for next thread.
>>38782776Spiky
>>38782776Aside from the front bit going to the back a bit I've always seen our hair as highly spiky anyways.
>>38782776I'd say normal, but our normal hair seems to be spiky by default.
>>38782747Her desire to be our equal caused her to grow that tall, and yet she's still attractive. Amazon esque but attractive.>>38782776Our hair is normally spiky so spiky.
I have to wonder, are there any 18fags left besides me? I don't think I could fight a one man war
>>38782828I want to cuckold Vegeta.
>>38782828Pretty sure that ship has sailed, or been sunk depending on if she can be revived.
>>38782828I'm in the 'Whatever makes the most sense at the time' boat.
>>38782867Pretty much for me too.
>>3878285117 was revived in canon via the wish after the Cell games. The only one who wasn't was 16, because he was all machine. So we are getting 17, 18, and Vegeta back.
>>38782867So pretty much Haya, Videl or another OC girl.>>38782899Still have that year long rule and other things to consider. DRALO might not make it possible.
>>38782849Reasonable >>38782851She'll be backDralo's said we have a chance, and the only logical time that this chance would arise is during our sentai arc. What would you guys think if 18 became infatuated with our Saiyaman persona, and it developed that way? >>38782867>>38782877Also reasonable, this is my mindset as well. It's just that if 18 does appear you best believe I'm jumping on that like flies on shit. I just hate Haya, and don't like Videl.
>>38782906At the moment of this thread I would say Videl because of fun character interactions and the Student/Teacher relationshipHaya would probably be more up there had we been the one to console her with her near death experience. As a result I ship KazXHaya.Totally subject to change during the later arcs.
>>38782918Unlikely, Considering Krillin and all but i'll live with how DRalo writes it. Why the Haya and Videl hate?>>38782930More than fair.
>>3878291818 crushing on our sentai persona would feel kinda weird and forced. I wouldn't like it.I'm kinda hoping that DRALO removes 18 as an option by way of Krillin.
Rolled 9 (1d100)1-32 Haya33-65 Videl66-99 18100 All three.
>>38782867Same, and right now I'd say from our character stand point, especially if we stay on the same path it is probably Videl. Seems we've bonded pretty well with her pretty quickly. And outside of knowing she is our friend, and is our human Vegeta, we haven't had a lot of interaction with Haya.Though I hope we meet a female character from another show on a planet during space travel arc and end up falling for them. I know DRALO said we might run into some GT stuff and some stuff from other shows out there. And as I've said before, I want to end up on the Avatar planet during the great war and move sponge firebending and tell Ozai that we are the Legendary Super Avatar.
>>38782954Actually, there's a pretty good chance of 18 and Krillin not hooking up by the time we're in highschool. They never had their emotional moment where Krillin spares her because the remote came into play. At this point, we've interacted with her more than him. Granted we're just a kid, but the important thing to note is that her and Krillin don't have an automatic reason to hook up now.We just need to catch her in the sweet spot of the Saiyaman arc. If it doesn't work then it won't work at all.Haya is just boring as hell to me. I feel like she's the option Dralo made up just to match up with Kaguya so that he could prevent waifu wars period, and telling us that we have a chance otherwise is just satiating people's lust.Videl is alright. But I'd feel bad for Gohan. It's just personal preference there, I'm sure some people feel the exact same way about 18 and Krillin. I mostly just hate Haya.>>38782968It wouldn't be weird and forced if she hooked up with manlet just because she thought he was cute years ago? They don't have any reason to like they do in canon. 18's personality is hardly developed as well, other than being sort of a bitch. Dralo's got room to work with here just like he had with Nappa. That's the beauty of side characters in quests like these.
>>38783043>Videl is alright. But I'd feel bad for Gohan.Watch Gohan snag 18 somehow.
>>38782988HAYA ROUTELOCKED!YOU SAW IT HERE, FOLKS!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>387829881 Bulma2 Pan3 Cabba4 Haya5 Videl6 Dende7 Nappa8 Gohan9 Billy10 Kazuma11 Chiaotzu12 Supreme Kai of Time13 Cell Jr14 Mr. Satan15 Adele16 Vegeta splits into a calm part and a salty part and the calm part is a girl for some reason17 Filler girl from Cyborg Tao's shelter18 1819 So ronery20 ALL THE WAIFU
>>38783054Now this would be fantastic. Hope no one minds me posting 18. I just hope that maybe others will see how qt she is and convert
>>38783061I don't want to get arrested for fucking Goku's granddaughter, anon.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>38783075Fine. Reroll with option 2 replaced by Reisen Udongein Inaba because absolutely no reason.
>>38783075>not fucking your best friend's daughterChrom was cool with it
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>38783094Lemme show you how to roll D20's anon.
>>38783094Loli it is then.
>>38783109Just as planned
>>38783109THE CHAMPHECHAMP
>>38783061>Wind up with our bro's daughterNONONONONONONONONONO>>38783094>WIND UP WITH OUR OTHER BRO'S DAUGHTERARE THESE DICE LOADED OR SOMETHING?!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>38783134Nigga you want me to roll again?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>38783151Just get the 20 already!
>>38783166*points and giggles*
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>38783151>>38783166
>>38783151I'm okay with that>>38783166Ha
>>38783166So close
Whelp. I'm going to go run in circles panicking that we unintentionally made Cell SUPER PERFECT.
Rolled 19 (1d22)>>387830611. Chi Chi2. Videl3. Haya4. Nappa5. Bulma6. Raditz7. Billy8. Saibaman9. Kazuma10. Cell Jr.11. Some alien chick12. Mr. Satan13. Revive Ginyus sans Captain and fuck off into space with them and become space police14. Supreme Kai of Time15. Get sucked into alternate reality where we are a girl with a boys name and hook up with her16. Vegeta17. Gohan18. 1719. foreveralone.jpg20. 1621. 1822. Yamcha
>>38783187That was going to happen regardless.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>38783190>>38783166Confirmed for ronery.
>>38783179>>38783177>>38783176I accept my fate as Kaguya the hermit, greatest of all warriors and master of all subjects.
>>38783199True route unlocked.>>38783200Except game. Kaguya ain't got no play.
>>38783199I'm perfectly fine with waifuing Gohan, or becoming a hermit
>>38783185Yeah but dem titties doh.
Rolled 12 (1d22)>>38783190>>38783199>GohanNot gonna lie, I'd prefer that to fucking his daughter.This is a fun game.
MR SATAN CONFIRMED BEST HUSBANDO! THE DICE HAVE WILLED IT!
>>38783190Reroll, come on 13.
Rolled 10 (1d22)>>38783190awkwardness ho!
>>38783233Alternatively..
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>38783249Thus far, the winners with 2 votes a piece, are:1 THE CHAMP, Mr. Satan2 Cabba, daughter of Nappa3 So Ronery ;_;Rollin to see who wins
Rolled 9 (1d22)>>38783277
>>38783277If I wanted to fuck bubblegum, I know a stripper named so.
>>38783190Reroll, come on 13.>>38783266Perfect waifu confirmed.
>>38783285HERCULE REIGNS SUPREME.
>>38783285Looks like he dynamite kicked his way into our heart.>>38783277>>38783288So many people have the buufuu fever. It's unnatural, I tell ya!
>>38783285Was there any doubt? He is the champ for a reason!
Rolled 18 (1d22)>>38783190This is definitely more fun than actually arguing about waifus.
>>38783303But she has so many holes to sue anon!
>>38783319I blame Xenoverse
And thus, one brave anon brought peace and ended the waifu wars by rolling on a stupid ass chart.
Rolled 22 (1d22)>>38783190Come on 16.
>>38783358You got someone better.
Rolled 15 (1d22)>>38783190Looks like Kaguya's batting for the other team most of the time.
>>38783358HEY KAGUYA, HERE COME MY EXTRA LAAARGE SPIRIT BALLS
