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Your family, and one non-family lizard, looks at you and look quizzical as you haul up your load of bird, rat, and fruit. You meet their gazes and lay out the results of your recent outing for their perusal. Your siblings immediately start unwrapping rats and biting off pieces except for your older brother who takes it on himself to clean the birds. That's nice of him. You're dizzy after climbing up that cliff with all the stuff. Actually you've been a bit dizzy for a while now.

"Your brother told me you were going to be late but that took a bit longer than expected," auntie says, looking at one of the rats, "What antics did you get up to? And why did you feel the need to drag a half dozen rocks up the side of a cliff?" She asks nudging one of your pineap- Wait that's a rock. All your pineapples have been replaced with rocks. Did someone steal your pineapples? Why would they bother replacing them?

>Explain about Smokey
>Maybe omit the crazy sounding bits
>Lie like it's going out of style
>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go
>Other?
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>>38809397
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX
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>>38809397
>>Maybe omit the crazy sounding bits
>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go
How do we know what a pineapple is now? Gosh darnit Lizard brain.
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>>38809397
>Explain about Smokey
>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go

I missed the last thread, friends. Mind giving me a brief rundown? Or should I just go read the archive?
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>>38809397
>Explain about Smokey
>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go

Who the fuck took our pineapples?
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>>38809517
We used Meta Iguana and ran into a Smokey the bear expy with earth magic. Cause we set fire to the forest on accident. Things got weird.
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>>38809397
>Maybe omit the crazy sounding bits
>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go

"So there was a bear. An Earth bear that didn't like forest fire. It chased me a bit, but then calmed down and left."
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>>38809556
sounds legit. Now lets find out who took our pineapples
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>>38809397
No meta-iguana rank up?
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So lamb how many levels did we get for rick rolling those birds?
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>>38809397

>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go

Ah, so we went on a drug trip from the smoke.

Still, who the fuck took our pineapples?
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>>38809397
Wait a split. I can't... fuck it I'll do it and then you'll all be angry.

Writing now

>>38809602
I haven't ranked anything up

>>38809643
You'll have to remind me when that happened.
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>>38809693
Well it was mostly us stealthing in killing two of the birds quickly, then killing one more as we freed bro form his failed attempt then he zoomed and got the last one. Then we medic'd bro and sent him ahead while we got the rats and got Smokey'd.
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>>38809741
That's really not rick rolling.
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>>38809757
killed 3 of them in 2 rounds with no damage on our part. Only Bro got hurt cause he rolled 2 nat 1s first round. Considering they put up a hell of a bigger fight up last time. We rolled them.
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>>38809788
Alright, but I'm still going to need you to demonstrate where this Rick asshole comes in.
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>>38809788
But we were Rick-free. Sans Rick. Rick was absent. No matter that we didn't give bro up or let him down, it wasn't Rick-rolling.
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>>38809788
Sure we did. But rickrolling is something else entirely.

(At least where I live 'rolling' someone is the same as 'kicking the living shit out of', so I'm confused as to why Rick Astley should be involved).
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>>38809823
>>38809829
>>38809844
Well we were using weapons like how the fingering one acted sometimes after rolling to cube thingies. Wasn't one of their names Rick?
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>>38809904
No, it was dick.

We dick rolled them.
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>>38809933
The only male involved got his ass kicked
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>>38809397
>Maybe omit the crazy sounding bits
>>No seriously, where did the fucking pineapples go
or just give her a 1000mile stare and find somewhere to bask without saying a thing, either works
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>>38809904

I'm not sure we ever learned the names of the fingery things.
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>>38809397
>no seriously where did the fucking pineapples go

>explain about smokey

Whatever we set on fire we need to find more of.
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>>38809957
Well, he was a dick, so who cares, right?

Pic unrelated.
The fuck are you on, captcha?
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>>38809957
so all the birds were female?
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>>38810045
Bird genders are a bitch and a half to identify, unless it's mating season cutting them open won't even work half the time.
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>>38810043
I keep getting pub image captchas. I think it's trying to tell me something.
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>>38809685
Just for that, no drug trip from the smoke.

>>38810045
Yeah, apparently someone murdered their husbands. Helluva a thing. The forest detectives are calling it the saddest case to come across their desks in years.

>>38809693
"I was learning that I should be careful using fire around my lair, because while smokey hates fires, smokey is also a bear."

Auntie looks perplexed.

"I mean. I saw a bear put out the fire. It was a bear with dirt powers. Then it chased me for a while and I went for a swim at the beach and it was gone. Then I had to find where we buried the rats."

You're pretty sure auntie bought that. You'd have bought it.

"Did anyone see who took my pineapples and replaced them with rocks?" you ask, dismissing the skeptical look on auntie and poke at the rocks that were healy looking pineapples a few minutes ago. Your brain said so.

The healer lizard looks at you with a scanning eye then steps over and picks you up. She sniffs you a bit then pries your eyes open wide and looks into them.

"Did you pass through the thick trees to the west of the burnt spot?" she asks, pointing over the cliff at a spot near the fire.

You shrug. "Maybe. I don't remember the trees being that color though." Aquamarine really suits them though.

She sighs at you and you feel a weird sensation on your belly. Oh you're being dragged, that explains it. She drags you into the hut and pulls a dry round nub out of a jar. "These, did you see these mushrooms?"

You look at the thing and shake your head. "I wasn't really looking for them. Are they tasty?" You snap at the thing in her hand and she pushes you down and opens the jar next to it. A pinch of something foul is sprayed in your face as auntie enters.

"What's wrong with her?"
[1/2]
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..Guys are you drunk or something? You all sound weird and are going on weird tangents.
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>>38810269


"Shaman shrooms," the healer answers rubbing the dust around your nose to force you to inhale more of it, "Harmless mostly. Shamans used to use them for spiritual things but they were forced to stop when they only learned thing they already knew and were randomly afraid of the sky."

"So this will cure it then?" Auntie asks, her neck stretching down to get a better look at you.

"Oh my, no. The fresh mushrooms effect can last days and only effect things subtley for the most part. This will just make it wear off much quicker," she says replacing the jar on the shelf then turning to look at you, then her head keeps turning. And turning. It's just kind of spinning on her neck. It's probably not supposed to do that. "Just keep an eye on her for the next couple hours. Be best if she just slept but..."

You look at your bed and then complain, "How do we sleep while our beds are burning?"

Auntie pushes your nose down and to the side. "Don't look directly at the sun, it's bad for you."

"Yeah, things like that happen. Hold on I may have a powder that will work."

The dragon's back turns to you and then it sweeps back, opening it's terrible maw and breathing roosters at you. You gasp and screech and try to retreat but you can feel them all landing on you and pressing you down. So heavy, can't escape...

>Mmm... Warm.
>Oh crap that's cold!
>Oh nevermind, warm again.
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>>38810284
No booze, and I've only had the normal dosage of cough medication, I swear. Everyone else is drunk though.
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>>38810289
>Mmm... Warm.
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>>38810289
>>Mmm... Warm.
>>Oh crap that's cold!
>>Oh nevermind, warm again.
come on it fits so well
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>>38810289
>>Oh nevermind, warm again.
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>>38810289
>Oh crap that's cold!
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>>38810289
>>Mmm... Warm.
>>Oh crap that's cold!
>>Oh nevermind, warm again.

I'm sorry they're just perfect together.
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>>38810289
>Mmm... Warm.
>Oh crap that's cold!
>Oh nevermind, warm again.
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>>38810367
One vote only for this one, sorry. Should've known I'd regret indulging my pattern brain.
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>>38810289
Actually, y'know what. I figured out how to work multiples on this vote. Carry on.
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>>38810284
No. We're just on shrooms.
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>>38810289
>>Mmm... Warm.
>Oh crap that's cold!
>Oh nevermind, warm again.

>>38810451
Order in which or magic awakens?
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>>38810289
>>Mmm... Warm.
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>>38810289
>breathing roosters at you
You're good people, Lamb.
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>>38810289
All of the above? That's fine. Sorta

Writing

Sidenote: Why are the captchas getting harder. I didn't ask for six letters with two capitals. What is this bull
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>>38810451
Just a bad trip and withdrawal effects i guess
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>>38810519
It doesn't actually care for capitals. Here, I entered just "dysse" all lowercase and it worked.
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>>38810519
LAMB!!
important question, how will mom react once she finds out that we went on our first drug trip only days after birth while aunty was suppose to be watching us?
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>>38810602
She'll be sad she wasn't there to share one with us, obviously.
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>>38810644
Or proud that we outwitted a magical bear that may or may not have existed.
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>>38810519
The sun rolls in the sky then falls out to land near you. You feel the arms of the great god lizard and you body feels cool instead of like it's burning to cinders as is good and proper. The world groans under the lizard's weight and you spin. You fall and hit the new ground with a soft slap.

You open your eyes and see your older brother, stretched to infinity and back reaching to pick you up again. You see the spiny rat wrapped in leaves next to you and close your eyes to keep it from poking them out.

There's a coccoon with menacing metal spike poking out of it waiting as your eyes close. The bundled mass bulges and whatever is inside strains against its bonds. Then it tears like an egg and an angry crab with glistening metal feathers falls out and runs screaming at you. It leaps at your eyes and auntie picks it up and puts it in a pot. You roll over. You feel cold now. Cold and bleeding onto the ground. You have to keep your eyes open.

Open eyes see a starry sky stretching to the horizon. A fire, near the edge of a cliff with a pile of sleeping lizards next to it. Except a big one who looks up from a tower of red and black stones at you.

"You're awake little one?" auntie asks and pulls you closer to the fire. "Are you still seeing strange things?"

Behind her Smokey looks at the fire, then looks at you. He points two finger claws at his eyes and then points at you. You blink and he's gone. Moaning piteously you shake you head at auntie. Then wince as pain fills your head. Looking at the light makes it worse.

"Sleep more, little one. The healer says it will pass by morning. Then we will leave."

[1/2]
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>>38811021
You try to nod but only managed to roll your head a bit. Then you close your eyes and are sitting on top of an elf being eaten by a red crab. There's an with a wet tail there pointing out the sky to you. You look up and see a thousand times a thousand glinting splinters of metal falling toward you. A warm yellow wall passes over you just as the spears are about to skewer you.

Peeking through one cracked eye you see light slowly creeping across the ground. It's already passed over you and is well on its way to the rest of the world. You roll over and spy the sun peeping back at you as it rises. What a lovely way to wake up. The burnt out fire from last night still smokes slightly and you can see a snoring pile of siblings next to it. Auntie curled up on the otherside looks like nothing so much as the common boulder unless you look closely, her scales greyish white. The healer apparently retired to her hut.

There are a few wrapped rats left and somebody grilled up the ravens and left them near the rats. Your things are missing as well.

>Greet the sun, bask
>Food, food is good
>Wake up you layabouts the world is here again <who and why?>
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
>Go find your stuff
>Wait wasn't there something you really wanted to eat?
>Other?
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>>38811042
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
>Wait wasn't there something you really wanted to eat?
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>>38811042
>>Food, food is good
>Wait wasn't there something you really wanted to eat?
then
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
then
>Go find your stuff
then
>Greet the sun, bask
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>>38811042
>Greet the sun, bask
Just relax for now. We deserve it.
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>>38811042
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
>Greet the sun, bask
Our praise the sun magic might smoothen out this trip
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>>38811042
>Wait wasn't there something you really wanted to eat?

Magical Rat.
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>>38811042
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
>Food, food is good
>Go find your stuff
>Greet the sun, bask
The only fire we need now is the sun
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>>38810602
Well that depends. If these anons >>38810644 >>38810705 keeps reading my notes as I write them down then I'll have to keep coming up with something new and in character.
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>>38811083
Stop voting for "ALL THE THINGS!" That's a pain in the ass.
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>>38811042
>Praise the sun
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>>38811109
You can only blame yourself you know

Smokey raised the bar so high

It burns now
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>>38811042
>>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
then
>>Food, food is good
and of course no morning is complete without
>Greet the sun, bask
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>>38811109
We're sorry we know your crazy fucked up world so well.

It appeals to our crazy fucked up sensibilities.
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>>38811042
Note to self. Stop writing out to-do lists instead of option selects.

Fast vote:
Auntie is rock shaped and colored at the moment, is your basking prerogative obvious?
>yes
>no
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>>38811239
>>yes
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>>38811042
>Tidy up the fire and make sure it's out (just in case)
>Wait wasn't there something you really wanted to eat?
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>>38811239
>Yes
What a stupid question.
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>>38811239
>yes
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>>38811239
>>no
Let sleepy Auntie's lie.
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>>38811239
>yes
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>>38811239
>yes
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>>38811239
Thought so
>Writing
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>>38811089
Yes
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>>38811042
>>Food, food is good
>Greet the sun, bask
Grab a bite, then bask.
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>>38811239
YES
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Why haven't we eaten the pineapple rocks yet?
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>>38811588
Basking always has priority.
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>>38811337
Dirt shovelled onto the fire quickly puts to rest any paranoid worries about potentially imaginary bear attacks.

Then you climb the nearest tall object and begin to bask. Climbing up is a tad harder since you don't want to use your claws and wake auntie up. You're pretty sure you're behind on basking. Did you even bask yesterday? You hope you basked yesterday, but really except the bear and raven thing it's a pretty large blur.

The sun, as always, shows its appreciation for your polite attention by showering you with warmth. The general aches of sleep wash away as the sun pours on you. You stop keeping track of how much time passes and it isn't until your stomach growls that you decide you've had enough.

Plantain leaf wrapped baked rats are serviceable for breakfast, with a side of bird and a couple berries from a pile some kind individual left unguarded. You haven't had fruit in this life but you're pleased to find it hasn't degraded at all. You were worried that all the delicious meat would sour you on it. Instead it's just as good as it ever was, though these berries are long and away not as good as figs were. You would murder for a fig right now. Murder birds.

That reminds you, didn't you murder a metal rat yesterday? You don't see it lying in the pile of food left near the fire. Maybe someone kindly left it with the rest of your things. You certainly hope no one ate your special rat. That seems like a biting offense.

Poking around finds your equipment in the pile with auntie's but you can't find the rat anywhere. You see movement near the fire, and auntie is turning yellow and stretching out in the sun so she's probably awake.

>Try to hunt down the rat
>Just ask someone where your rat is
>Sneak off for solo adventure <cliffs, beach, or forest?>
>Talks to someone about a thing <specify>
>Other?
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>>38811727
>Just ask someone where your rat is <Auntie>
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>>38811727
>Just ask someone where your rat is
Auntie?
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>>38811727
>>Just ask someone where your rat is
Auntie
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>>38811727 #
>Just ask someone where your rat is
Aaaaauntie.
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>>38811727
Aauuuunt-tiiieeeee

>writing
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Lizards don't know how to write
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>>38812338
Our char sheet says we're literate.
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>>38811901
You return to your previous perch and it grunts slightly at your intrusion in its basking. You assume a basking posture to match hers.

"Hey."

"Yes, little one?" auntie asks, unmoving.

"My rat is gone."

"I'm pretty sure there were some left. I'm also pretty sure you already ate some of them when you woke up," auntie sniffs.

"I had a metal rat."

"Oh that one. I couldn't figure out a good way to get the meat off but the healer offered to let you use her vat."

"What's vat?"

"'What's that' watch your diction," auntie admonishes.

"I don't think I had enough drugs to worry about that yet."

Auntie's eye ridges shift and you get the feeling she's looking at you funny. She decides she's apparently had enough basking and stands up, carrying you off with her. Marching around the back of the healer's shack she points out a cylindrical plant with a leaf covering an opening in its top. It's large enough you think you could squeeze into it for a nap if you laid it on its side. It grows well away from the shack and as you get closer you figure out why. That plant stinks bad. Like really bad.

Auntie sniffs and nods, nearly unseating you. "Smells like it's done."

You watch politely as auntie collects a bowl and ladle from next to the plant and begins poking the leaf out of the way carefully so she can reach inside it to scoop. She explains as she works.

"This is a vat. They grow in some places in the swamp and are very valuable. They eat whatever animals go inside them and turn it into a fleshy slurry that is quite tasty. The gardeners have bred them long enough there are even vats with special flavors added to their meat. You remember I gave you and your siblings some a couple days ago."

She scoops out a reddish past with little bones floating in it.
[1/2]
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>>38812366

"They're fairly easy to keep healthy as long as you let them keep enough of what you give them. And they can grow quite large. The trick is in only feeding them enough to keep their size to what you can afford to feed."

She puts the bowl in front of you and you notice the bones floating in them, glinting and metallic.

"There's more to it than that, but I doubt you will have to worry about it soon. Just know if you find a vat you can throw a body in and in a few hours it will be edible and mostly deboned." She starts picking out bones and laying them aside. You don't see the skull anywhere though. Where'd that go.

"The best part is that the soup from a vat will not go bad for a very long time, in fact if you keep it in an airtight container it will stay good for almost forever. Though you lose the tingle if you leave it too long." She hands you the bowl, it has roughly 2/3 the amount you'd expect from mashing up a rat that size in it.

"Don't sneak off today," she tells you, "We're leaving today. We extended the trip a bit much already."

>Bottoms up
>Save it, you're full
>Talk to auntie about another thing <specify>
>Go find someone else <specify>
>Other?
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>>38812394
>Bottoms up
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>>38812394
>Save it, you're full
Rations! Wait how do I know that word?
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>>38812394
>Bottoms up
We're a growing girl-lizard.
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>>38812394
>Bottoms up

Drink the Kool-Aid
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>>38812394
>>Bottoms up
Omnomnom
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So we're eating partially digested food.... *shrugs* It is no worse then putting food through a processing plant.
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>>38812394
>>Bottoms up
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>>38812394
>Bottoms up

>>38812453
Stop that.
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>>38812538
Stop what? What they do to food in those places should get them shot.

Not to say I don't eat it, but dear god do they murder healthy food and turn it into something not really fit for the body to eat.
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>>38812394
Why this would seem like a bad idea you have no idea.

>writing

>>38812453
It actually adds a surprising amount of vitamins and shit to it during digestion. That's why you need to leave a third of what you dump in it
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>>38812588
Anon means the *shrugs* shit.
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>>38812649
Really? You are complaining about that? Why?
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>>38812688
This isn't tumbler. Emotes and shit aren't acceptable.
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>>38812728
Yeah we actually use images here to express our emotions.
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>>38812728
Why not? I don't see a single rule anywhere on the site that says that.
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>>38812776
*shrug* No image folder and I don't feel like building one. So you all just gonna have to put up with my shrugs cause I don't give a fuck.
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>>38812777
It promotes *unsheaths ktnaa* "Nothin' prosnenl kid."

Believe it or not.>>38812776 is actually right. Images are more acceptable.
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>>38812777
A lot of shit isn't in the hard rulebook. There are established patterns of behaviour everywhere and you're going to catch flak for breaking them.

>>38812798
And damn here I was trying to be nice rather than shout the standard LURKMOAR, FAGGOT.
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>>38812798
I can respect this
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>>38812806
That just gave me a ptsd flashback of all those shitty free form rpg forums of my youth...
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>>38812837
I actually have many fond memories from those forums like when I made a Naruto ninja clan or when I was a giant... lawful good... dragon... Ya know what I just cringed, Fuck my youth.
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>>38812922
Well, being a SMALL lawful good dragon would just be stupid.
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>>38812798
What an autistic cunt
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>>38812621
You tip the bowl up and start swallowing the stuff as it pours into your mouth. It's actually pretty tasty, though not that different than the other rats when you consider it.

"Uh, you may not want to do that," auntie cautions as you gorge yourself on food. "No, seriously, that's- Actually. Nevermind. Just enjoy it."

You continue eating well past the point of being stuffed. Looking at the size of the bowl again, you are surprised you haven't popped like a balloon. You may have overeaten a bit. But you really want magical rat powers.

"I really want magical rat powers," you tell auntie.

She blinks. "Y'know I've heard about a lot of rituals and stuff that let you take your enemies power when you eat them." You look at her hopefully. "None of them ever really work though."

You groan and try to get up but find your legs unwilling to lift on their own. Then you repeat with you arms helping and find that though possible to move it's still pretty hard and you're tiring quickly. Auntie laughs at you and you resist the urge to glare at her in the faint hope she'll help you up.

"Consider this your first lesson in overeating. If you eat too much you'll get tired for a little while, it gets easier when you're older," auntie explains, picking you up to carry you back over to your siblings, who are now stacking rocks for some reason. "Though you also eat less when you're older."

"That's dumb," you tell her.

"That's life," auntie agrees.

Auntie dumps you in a sunny spot and you decide to spend the rest of the afternoon sunning and watching as auntie walks your siblings through how to properly pack for travel. She looks over occasionally to make sure you're paying attention, and you do, but it's difficult not to doze off.
[1/2]
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>>38813100
[2/2]
Around noon auntie approaches while your siblings scatter off into the woods in search of things auntie assigned them.

"We will leave soon, and after I drop your siblings with Kuru and then take you to wherever it is you wish to hide until your mother gets home," auntie tells you, "I still don't like the idea of going after your mother yourself without a better idea where she is exactly but if you insist I give you a decent chance at finding her if you get in the right area. Do you still want to go."

>Yes, please.
>What were my other options again?
>Ask for an update on your glowing problem as of last night.
>Can I bring another sibling?
>Ask other questions <specify>
>Other?
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>>38813127
>Yes, please.
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>>38813127
>>What were my other options again?
>Ask for an update on your glowing problem as of last night.
>Any of my other sibling seem interested in a sleep over?
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>>38812837
>>38812922
I got a mix of cringe and fun.

I had a cringeworthy DARK WIZARD OF DARKLY DARKNESS which eventually evolved into an ok shadowy guy with hilarious animated shadowcape.

There was also a jediwizard (yes really) doing a drunken duel with a good old paladin while skating on a tavern floor frozen by an ice dragonness that kinda disapproved of brawlin, which is both cringe and hilarity.
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>>38813127
>What were my other options again?
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>>38813127
>Yes, please.
>Ask for an update on your glowing problem as of last night.
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>>38813127
>Yes, please.
>Ask for an update on your glowing POWERS as of last night.
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>>38813127
>Ask for an update on your glowing problem as of last night.
>Yes, please.
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>>38813127
I want my mommy! Then pretend to cry? No crying? Fine... we'll get an update on the glowing thing.

>writing
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>>38813426
"I'll bring her back when I find her," you tell auntie.

Auntie looks unhappy but resigned and shrugs, "Well, then just remember to come back if it takes you more than a few days to meet up with her. Otherwise she might have already started back down some other path than the one I put you on."

"So just look for a really big person?"

"Or listen. She gets rather loud." Auntie nods, then shakes her head. "Actually forget about the loud part. If you hear louds noises you shouldn't go seeking them out. If you see your Mom about to make noise, cover your ears."

"Okay."

"Any other questions?"

"Do I still glow?"

"At night? Yes. Though it only appears to be at night and is worst just after you fall asleep. Then it gets nearly unnoticeable."

"Oh. Okay."

"Anything else?"

>Other questions? <specify>
>Nope, ready to get ready
>Other?
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>>38813766
Anything really nasty out there? And if so how can I tell so I won't get near it?
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>>38813766
>Nope, ready to get ready
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>>38813766
>Nope, ready to get ready
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>>38813766
One question and one question only.
>writing
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>>38814010
"What should I look out for to avoid being eaten?"

"Everything?" auntie answers confused, "Oh, what to0 I get it. I suppose I could tell you some signs to watch out for that something particularly mean is living in an area. Most of what you need to worry about though will be fish, snakes, frogs, and other big reptiles. Maybe the occasional fishing spider. You'll have to be swimming most of the way to make any good time, so those are your bigger concerns. Those you just watch out for then get out of the water if they make a move on you. Except the fishing spider, that you'll have to sneak out, climb a tree and kill without it noticing you. Oh and if you find a place with a lot of whitish balls in the trees big enough for a lizard to live in, then don't breathe too deeply, don't drink the water, and don't eat anything that can talk. Actually in general food that can talk isn't food."

"Food that can talk isn't food. Got it," you agree.

"Unless you're really really hungry and it won't help you. Or if it's just a jerk. Or if it's trying to eat you," she looks like she could go on but stops, "Common sense stuff. Anyway if you find the white village then make sure you check you're going the right direction after you get away from it. Then a couple more times just to stay sure."

"It's on the path I'm taking?"

"No idea. I don't know where it is," Auntie says blithely.

"What?"

"Long story," she says waving you off, "Do you still want to know how to avoid things' territories?"

"Please."

"Then, let's get started on that." Auntie launches into a long lesson on general ways that creatures mark their territories and what to do in that case. She diverges a couple times talking about other subjects but still useful info. She continues as your siblings slowly filter back and start dropping things off before coming to listen to the lecture.
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>>38814506

Eventually auntie gets tired of talking and says it's time to go. She gathers all the gear she brough, as well as a generous amount of the extra food from the last couple days before tying you all into her cloak again. After one last check she takes off. Again you're reminded just how fast auntie is when she's really trying. You settle in for the long ride and begin to doze.
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>Alright that's it for now. Thanks for coming guys hope you enjoyed it. I'm tiring for some reason. Sorry
>Next thread should be Saturday and I offer no guarantee of length that day. I'm expected to pretend to be a member of the FBI that evening.
>If you guys want to ask anything or just have any advice I'll be around. Think I need a nap now though.

Congrats on surviving the beached forest. Be glad you didn't roll the baby super crab. Though with your luck you may have been able to take it.
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>>38814558
Thanks for running, hope you feel better.
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>>38814558
thx for running
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>>38814558
Thanks for running feel better.
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>>38814558
Looking forward to see us as the Flying sun-worshiping psychedelic lizard.
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Thanks for running, you managed to keep up with last quests awesomeness somehow, which is quite impressive.



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