Why DID you give Ahriman your Soul Gem, anyway? Even to you it sounds fucking insane, and you're the one who did it. Who in their right mind would hand their Soul Gem - the one single kill switch that all Magical Girls have, with a guaranteed 100% permanent success rate - to a main objective that had been, only moments ago, sending waves upon waves of hostiles at your direction? What kind of demented reasoning can overcome the common sense of NOT handing your Soul Gem over to someone who had been commanding bodies and souls to kill you on sight, in her skyscraper headquarters in the middle of HELL ITSELF?But you know the answer to those questions, of course. The answer to the first is obvously you and your winged, cocktail dress-wearing ass, now stuck in a Silent Room with only a bunch of creepy fucking dolls and your own mawkish conscience for company. The second, well..."Ahriman promised me the truth," You tell Kyuubey in a low murmur. "She promised to show me who I really was, and she needed my Soul Gem to do it." You gesture to your dress for emphasis, the motion also making your wings bristle briefly behind your back. "...Can't really say she was lying about it, even if she did try to kill me afterwards, because..." You gesture to yourself again, for lack of anything else to say.
>>38825833"...I see." Kyuubey replies after a long, contemplative silence. "You wanted the truth. You wanted it enough that you deemed the threat of having your Soul Gem destroyed in an act of deception by Mikuni Oriko as an acceptable risk. As such, you handed your Soul Gem over to her, in your own volition. Am I correct in my summary of the events leading to your transformation, Matsuda?"You nod after a moment. That's...yeah, that's pretty much on the spot.Kyuubey is silent again, his eyes boring into yours with an intensity you've never seen before. Another moment passes before he lets out a heavy sigh, and he glances towards the doors leading out of your Silent Room."...In this moment, I'm reminded of a certain piece of dubious wisdom from one of my brothers." The Incubator murmurs finally. "The Sixth, specifically. He's a unique sort, you'll understand when you meet him - but he has quite the opinion about knowledge that none of my brothers share nor agree with. Nor I, at first, until I realized just what he really meant by it."He looks up at you once more. "He always maintained that there is such a thing as too much knowledge. That there are some things you needed to be ignorant about to survive. To function. To keep your sanity." You blink at this. That's...well. That's the first time you've heard of an Incubator saying something like that, and from your experience, they've always been voracious little fuckers when it comes to information. "I'll take that as a compliment and a shining appraisal of my species in general, Matsuda." Kyuubey remarks wryly, before continuing. "But yes, my brother kept that line of thinking, and I believe he keeps it still. We all thought he was a simpleton then, but thinking about it now..." He nods at you. "...Perhaps he wasn't as simple as we think he is."..."You do know where I'm going with this, don't you, Matsuda?" Jesus Christ. Of course. You're not that fucking stupid.[1/2]
>>38825844How do you respond?Mami's boobs aren't real, are they? Kill me now.Is Wendy my twin sister? She is, isn't she? You motherfucking mutant cat bastard, you make me SICK.Midori is the Spymaster. You fucking RAT!Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.You know who Akemi Homura really is.
>>38825844>You're not that fucking stupidRecent events suggest otherwise, good-for-nothing
>>38825862>[X]You fucked the Transcendent One?
>>38825833horey shit that OP is great. almost makes me want to reread. is the pace still as glacial as ever?
>>38825862>[x]Is Wendy my twin sister? She is, isn't she? You motherfucking mutant cat bastard, you make me SICK.
>>38825862>[X]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.Magical Girl Illuminati Quest. Incubators did 9/11.
>>38825862[X]You know who Akemi Homura really is.
>>38825862[X]You know who Akemi Homura really is.Only obvious choice, though I wouldn't mind all at once.Midori is the Spymaster. You fucking RAT!>Green Hair
>>38825862[x]You know who Akemi Homura really is.
>>38825862>[X]You know who Akemi Homura really is.The fearful tells he displayed earlier are real.
>>38825892[X] There's no practical distinction between having all the answers and having none.
>>38825862[X] Walpurgisnacht was an inside job.
>>38825862[x]Mami's boobs aren't real, are they? Kill me now.[x]Is Wendy my twin sister? She is, isn't she? You motherfucking mutant cat bastard, you make me SICK.[x]Midori is the Spymaster. You fucking RAT![x]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.[x]You know who Akemi Homura really is.Why not all of them?
>>38825862>[x]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.
 GREEN HAIR IS THE DANGER.[X]You know who Akemi Homura really is.
>>38825943Yeah... Yeah, this works.
>>38825862[x] "You're shipping me to XIVth to have the extra bits cut off. Also they're going to run my memory lobe through a miniature blender to erase any recollection of what happened over last couple days. Chief Director Madaraki promised to do it for free as long as she can keep the leftovers for her own research."dramatic pause"I still have no idea how you're going to explain that my transformed form now looks like this, but if you're going with implanting the memories that I am so much of a slut to consider this attire acceptable, I impore you to reconsider."
>>38825862[X] "the Rebellion."
>>38825862>[x]You know who Akemi Homura really is.>[x]Is Wendy MIDORI'S twin sister? She is, isn't she? That's fucking hot.
>>38825862[x]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.OFFICIAL THREAD-THEME IS A GO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZtNx6GqqEg
>>38825875At which point did you leave Mr. Deculture's wild ride? Depending on that, the answer might be "yes" or "even slower".
>>38825991Chibidori is pretty adorable.
>>38825862>[ x ]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.I haven't been in here for a while. The fuck has this thing become?When does it end?
>>38825862>Mami's boobs aren't real, are they? Kill me now.
>>38825862[X] Kyouko' s eye was fine all along![Spoiler]inb4 "you know too much"[/spoiler]
>>38825862[X]Jet fuel really can't melt steel beams. Now I truly see.
>>38826001i left after the flashback when worst Culexus proved how she was forever worst. i might just go do the ebooks, is nubum still updating them?
>>38826016Fscking mobile keyboards.
>>38826012>The fuck has this thing become?The Glory of Blessed Lady made manifest.>When does it end?Mr. Deculture's wild ride never ends.
>>38826028Yeah, you totally need to catch up, because Yuma did nothing wrong!
>>38826028That makes sense anon and I can only tell you that she did nothing wrong.
>>38826063>>38826079impossible. forever worst for all time. anyway, ebooks reading, and props to the new OP pic. who did it?
>>38826028Still the worst.
>>38825862> the boobs are fake...
>>38825862>[x]You know who Akemi Homura really is.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!!
>>38826179Patience. It's only been half an hour.
Can het fuel melt plastic lesbians?
>>38826208No.Only steel ones.
>>38826208Of course not anon.
>>38825862[X]Is Wendy my twin sister? She is, isn't she? You motherfucking mutant cat bastard, you make me SICK.[X]Midori is the Spymaster. You fucking RAT!
For the avoidance of doubt, voting period is over for now!
>>38825862>[X]You know who Akemi Homura really is.
>>38825862> [X] Mami's boobs aren't real, are they? Kill me now.
>>38825862>[x] OP isn't a Faggot ?!
Naw, what Coobs over here knows isWhat Mumi's pancakes actually contain
How many threads of this shit have you run now? Seems like it has gone on forever.
>>38826288>Mami's been adding her ribbons to her pancakes>everyone is now some sort of unwitting ribbon Goa'uldJesus Christ.
QB will disclose the secrets to Mumi's pancakes, but only if you post blondes.
>>38825862>[x] You're actually Candeloro, aren't you.
>>38826369Might as well.Here, have a Crimean chick
>>38826369I have no choice.
>>38826369gimme muh pancakes
>>38826383>>38826391>>38826396>>38826403>>38826415>>38826418I find your lack of blondes disturbing.
>>38826404Well, she IS Prosecutor General of the Republic of Crimea.
>>38826300>Mami is Ragyo>Life Fibers, son
>>38826437Yes, but that's kinda like saying that Mengele was Polish.
>>38826369here is my contribution to finding out this secret
>>38826417>dat Satsuki>dat Sister of BattleBBEG Vladimir has great taste for his lieutenants
>>38826501There used to be rumors that he was actually really upset about his little Crimean prosecutie becoming a meme.
>>38826383>>38826391>>38826396>>38826403>>38826415>>38826418>>38826429>>38826436>>38826443>>38826461>>38826499In the face of such persuasive argument, I have no choice.The secret ingredient is bellpeppers.
>>38826539Dammit Kaga I've had enough of your bullshit! And Fix the damn ice cream machine already!
>>38826536Apparently he hates the internet and computers in general. Doesn't like staring at screens so he habitually dismisses them.Demands all his big daily reports be hardcopies, too, apparently.
>>38826369How many Warmasters are blonde anyway?>Nero>Madaraki >TASALSAnd presumably the Australian one?
>>38826744The aussie warmaster is Horo
>>38826764Oh, okay. That's ... certainly not disappointing.
>>38826764Thankfully Kharn would have no interest then. Horo a pure.
>>38826859She has a husbando and kidsThe husbando is Big BossShe ain't pure
>>38826859>tfw Decu slutified you're waifu
>>38826744Did any writefag work with Nero?
>>38826913That's the Warmaster of the 14th, if I recall. That'd be on Nubum.
>>38826913TwiceBorn wrote a oneshot where she showed up.
>>38826913Nubum and Twice directlyWendy and Ratmie distantly
>>38826882>monogamousSounds pure to me.
>>38826913Who'd want to work with used goods like her?
>>38826913Sayaka stated that the dress of Chiaki "is not as bad as The one Nero wears". I seriously want to know what the hell she wears
>>38826964I've just hit up the wiki to verify the numbers/locations and noticed the 12th. Pretty sure it wasn't there last time I looked. I'm Czech and I gotta say - the whole idea is spot-on.
>>38827072I assume she'd mean this?
>>38827072I'd say something akin to (transformed) Senketsu. Cheap knockoff, the real Senketsu is with 1st.
>>38827113No, it's >>38827093. That's her canonical character design - the front of her dress is literally transparent.
>>38827093I can kinda see her point, to be honest.Homu Homu's dress is Slutty on Purpose. Nero's is just like "I forgot to put on my skirt." But worse because there IS a skirt, it just might as well not be.it's like, go slut or go home. None of this undignified half-assed approach.
>>38827141>>38827132It's not see-through, she's letting people see.
>>38827141Nero's is not "I forgot to put on my skirt"It's not that you can see her underwear, she's SHOWING it to you
>>38827141>Nero's is just like "I forgot to put on my skirt."Are you sure it isn't "Human dignity requires that I wear a skirt, but who am I to conceal my form and deny my people the chance to gaze upon the perfection that is their Emperor?"
>>38827132>>38827151Don't forget the rear!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8RJF_QVnM
>>38827151>>38827141>>38827132>>38827109>>38827093>>38827072>>38827072>>38826539>implying you wouldnt a Nero
>>38825905 >>38825917 >>38825918 >>38825924You narrow your eyes down at your Incubator and nod. You have a few theories clanging about in your head, some plausible, others so far-fetched they could almost be considered nonsensical, even insane - and you're tempted to give voice to some of them, just to see how he'd react.But instead, you simply speak the one theory that stood out among all the rest. The one that had never left you once it manifested there and stuck itself into the meat of your mind like a splinter."You know who Akemi Homura is." The words leave your lips in a growl, the cooled anger inside your chest simmering to a dull heat once more. The dolls around you stiffening to attention, porcelain heads swiveling around to stare at you from the dimly-lit darkness.Kyuubey nods. "Akemi Homura, yes." He says the name like a curse, even though his voice never changes from its politely-condescending tone. "Now, before anything else, I--"So he LIED to you, then. You snarl this as you step forward, making the Incubator flinch at your sudden movement. The mutant cat bastard LIED to you about no one having that kind of name when you asked him to look into it!"Technically, no." Kyuubey replies, his voice trembling just a bit more as he makes the herculean effort to check his retreat and step forward. "I didn't lie, Matsuda. Not as such. There is no Akemi Homura registered in any existing Officio, nor named as such anywhere else in the world. So I wasn't lying--"BULLSHIT! You're not falling for that kind of loophole! Fucking Incubators...! You glance around for something, anything to use to break Kyuubey's skull open. Knowing full well that you'd only be having him transfer to one of his spare bodies, but you don't care - it's been a long fucking day for you and killing something probably would help.[1/2]
>>38827259Well. There goes the trust and goodwill we tried to build up.
>>38827259"Matsuda." Kyuubey cuts through the pink haze of anger clouding your sight, and you blink down at him just as you raise what looks like a broken table leg. "I told you the truth. There is no Akemi Homura registered in any Officio - nor does she appear in any public record. In this, I was correct."...But then, how...? Why?Your Incubator looks up at you before shaking his head. "The Akemi Homura I know of and chose not to tell you, Matsuda, is someone that my entire species - for lack of a better term - fears. A malevolent divinity that had very nearly wiped us and our civilization out in the seething, roiling tides of her own hatred." He pauses here for a moment, seemingly searching for the right expression to use. "A winged monster who hides under childrens' beds to prey upon them when they sleep, a cautionary tale used by parents to make their young behave."What? Like some sort of boogeyman?"Broadly, yes." Kyuubey nods. "The difference being that we know she's real, and when she returns - in the flesh, with carrion wings and in midnight clad, as you do now - we are tasked in using any and all resources in our disposal to enact revenge. Revenge for our world of origin, and those lives lost in her wrath."...But that means--"Yes." Kyuubey nods. "Once any of my brothers discover that you are now Akemi Homura reborn, Matsuda, we are undone. The rest will rally around that brother and strike with monumental force, here and now, to permanently remove you as a threat. And knowing how some of them are admirably thorough in their tasks, no doubt the entire Officio will also be murdered for the grave sin of harboring the Archenemy in its walls, and I will meet my end, executed via atmospheric immolation." He chuckles, here. A soft sound, almost melancholic. "Dying as a shooting star. ...There are worse deaths, I suppose. My older brother, Sanbey, always wondered how it'd feel."[2/3]
>>38827182Well, yeah, but I'd double wrap it before I tap it...Meanwhile I'd bareback the best meguca without hesitation.That's the difference between being a slut and true appeal.
>>38827259Shit. That's...that's fucked up.Everyone? They won't even let anyone from the Ninth off? It's not their fault you turned out like this--"We pride ourselves as a meticulous sort, Matsuda. We rarely leave any loose ends untied." Kyuubey shakes his head again, sounding way too calm for someone who'd just described, in full detail, how his own organization would be completely slaughtered just for the sin of being in the same Officio as you. "To be fair, I would do the same, were I in their place. Nothing personal about it, it's just how it goes."...Jesus. How do you react?What if you turn me in yourself? Would that help any?...Get me out of here, Kyuubey. I'm a liability. You can't let what I did fuck everything up for you.Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827311>Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827311>Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan."Unless you simply plan to keep me here for the foreseeable future."
>>38827311>Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.I have a feeling running won't help anything. Other than running straight to the Akashic realm.
>>38827311>[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.Well, shit.
>>38827311>[x]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a planLet's not forget that Faust and TTO are still free, and we have to stop them one way or another
>>38827311>[x] Well, all we have to do is make sure none of them figure it out.
>>38827311>Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827311[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.Let's not give the little bugger ideas by making suggestions. We need to know more.
>>38827311>[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.Also stow the damn table leg.
>>38827311>[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827311Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.He's going to make us play the villain.
>>38827311>[x]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.The meguca world can't survive without the mumi
>>38827311>[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.Maybe some Callidus training can simply hide the wings? Or, hell, it might even get you your old transformation outfit back.
>>38827311[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.That prophecy makes more sense now.Because we handed over our Soul Gem, we condemned every Magical Girl in the Ninth, all one thousand, to death.The only chance they have to save themselves is to kill us, and even then they might still be executed. Given how thorough the Incubators will be, not even Kharn or her babies are safe.
>>38827311>[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.It better be a good one.
>>38827311[X]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.[X]Ask for more details about the myth. Chiaki can't be the only mg ever to have wings that let her fly.
>>38827311>[X]...Get me out of here, Kyuubey. I'm a liability. You can't let what I did fuck everything up for you.Chiaki is the magical girl you deverve Kyuubey but not the one you need and you will hunt her because she can take it
>>38827295I must say that I love the development. I never imagined that things would turn out like that
>>38827311>"You're insane, cat. You should have put me down the moment I got back from the hellscape realm like this. Or throw me right back, same difference. If everyone in 9th is to risk their lives for this, I would have understood.">[x]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827311>[x]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.we can decide to ignore him in favor of murdering a lot if we don't like his plan
[X] Fetch some bolt-cutters and a change of clothers.
>>38827311>[x]Stretch anus wide open, insert QB into gape
>>38827466>bolt-cuttersreally just pulling any firearm and shooting the things off at the base would be more like it
>>38827311FIRST, we put the REST of our cars on the FUCKING TABLE. Kyuubey just went all out. He, in his own way, has show us a trust beyond anything he has a reason to. Tell him. The Rest. Of EVERYTHING.Then, and ONLY then,>Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.
>>38827499>put the REST of our cars on the FUCKING TABLEI don't think saying "I'll collect ALL the golden weapons, wake up the giant moon-sized eldritch witch, have a lesbian orgy, then wipe out the entire incubator race" will inspire confidence.
>>38827311 What do you get out of this? You have every incentive to turn me in. What are you playing?
>>38827311>>38827311>The rest will rally around that brother and strike with monumental force, here and now, to permanently remove you as a threat.So? The Incubators were unable to do shit about Pinky already and her Griefseed is floating in space near the moon. Homura is a reality bending eldrich monstrosity, aka a Mature Witch Trying to attack Akuhomu or Pinky would be like trying to declare war on god himself. Whatcha gonna do against someone who can bend time & space? You could start yelling at clouds as well, it would have the same effect.
>>38827499>>38827509Let's hear him out first. I'm inclined to the opinion he has a reason to keep us alive, but I suspect it's hardly an altruistic one.No reason to tell him too much if we can't be absolutely certain of him.
>>38827534>You have every incentive to turn me in.He said that just by being the Officio that we came from is enough for the other Incubators to murder the entire Officio and execute him.Turning us over, hunting us, even killing us isn't enough to absolve him of the crime of having not killed us on sight.
>[x]Ask him what he plans to do with you. The little fucker has a plan. He always has a plan.>[x]Remember to ask Risa how many points a whole planet would go for.
>>38827548>The Incubators were unable to do shit about Pinky alreadyWell, why is Pinky in our Time-Stop hammerspace in the first place? Is she imprisoned? Or hiding?
>>38827311[X] Koobs has a plan.We wouldn't have made it to a Silent Room if he was planning an execution, and we wouldn't still be here if we weren't willing to hear it out.I'm pretty damn sure even a silent room isn't going to stand against a beat of these wings.
>>38827548That assumes that Pinky wouldn't just watch and laugh at us to see us suffer as the girls who depended on us are run down and executed, and all of our friends either turn on us in a vain attempt to stop the culling or are culled themselves.And Akuhomu would be perfectly fine with all of our friends being killed.
>>38827295I'm guessing you would be pretty fuckin' unnerved if the object that's been haunting your whole RACE'S worst and only nightmares for centuries appeared in front of you covered in the blood of her slain enemies.The Blessed Lady's Shieldmaiden and Angel Slayer Reborn with her golden DEagle haunted with the tens of thousands of her own past souls, and with her edgy wings of burning soul propulsion.We're nearly going past the chuuni speeding limit.The legend never dies.
>>38827716>The legend never dies.So it's time to fire up the BASS WINGS ?
>>38827499>CarsBut we don't have any cars. I mean there's Wendy's bike and Mumi has one two. We could put those on the table.
>>38827759Or we could put that MiG squadron on the table.Although we might need a bigger table.
>>38827716>I'm guessing you would be pretty fuckin' unnerved if the object that's been haunting your whole RACE'S worst and only nightmares for centuries appeared in front of you covered in the blood of her slain enemies.But anon, lawyers don't kill people not by their own hands anyway.
Old at heart but I'm only 28And I'm much too youngTo let love break my heartYoung at heart but it's getting much too lateTo find ourselves so far apartI don't know how you're s'posedTo find me latelyAn what more could you ask from meHow could you say that I never needed youWhen you took everythingSaid you took everything from meI haven't finished the altar Wendy is standing at, but Attarou was pushing me to just hurry up and post it already.
>>38827923I recognize that dress from somewhere....
NYAN NYAN NYAAAN!
>>38827716in fairness, Kyubei IS that nightmare.Maybe not this exact one but... We got a pretty good idea of what it means to open your eyes and see nothing the face of the devil himself staring back at you.Kyubeikake
>>38827872In fact, how the fuck do Madoka politics work? It's pretty fucking hard to hide a company meant to kill nightmares and people, even if you can bribe 100% of your competition.
>>38827923Pretty good, needs more shadow-hands.It hurts in the feels... but let's embrace the pain, for it makes us stronger.
>>38828032Magic. Budget bigger than whole US military. Access to bleeding edge tech. Also magic.
"You know, Kyuubey? I thought that I could run from my past, to be another person. But they were all lies: love other person than Madoka? Try to be stable and responsible withouth making anyone suffer? I guess I needed some kind of control when I was neck-deep in bodies. I was born to kill incubators! (Punches the floor)>what do you mean?I mean that Akemi Homura is BACK!
>>38827923>>38827939That's an edit of the wedding art you did for Strike Witches '89, right? I remember you did more than one.You should make one for Midori!
>>38828100don't act dumb
>>38827737There's literally nothing preventing one of the Golden Weapon from being flaming Zweihander housing spirit on masked knight of imposing stature with booming voice. Well, it would be a little cheap, but so is baneposting...
>>38828257But Heather isn't dead.
>>38828125>You should make one for Midori!I got you anon. One Midori edit right here, just as you asked.
>>38828307Very good.REMOVE MIDORI remove midori
>>38828307huh. a tombstone carved out of salt.
>>38828307>>38828319sthap, waifuism is religion of peace!
>>38828340But shitposting is our tradition!
>>38828328>>38828319>>38828307Oh look, fans of some nameless Sidecharacter.
>>38828364>waifuing anyoneWaifus are pathethic, and so are people that seriously have them.REMOVE MIDORI CONTINUE QUEST
>>38828387>waifuing anyoneWaifus are pathethic, and so are people that seriously have them.REMOVE WENDY CONTINUE QUEST
>>38828387They will always find someone to waifuIf not Midori, Wendy. If not Wendy, Mami. If not Mami...That's how you get idols, anon.
>>38828399>>38828387REMOVE WAIFUS CONTINUE QUEST
>>38828399>waifuing anyoneWaifus are pathethic, and so are people that seriously have them.REMOVE IORI CONTINUE QUEST
>>38828416>waifuing anyoneWaifus are pathethic, and so are people that seriously have them.REMOVE QB CONTINUE QUEST
>>38828444Best pairing right here
>>38828364not really, I barely know any of the side characters, I just found it funny.
Have we ever let Midori or Wendy wear the slaanesh hat?
>>38828476Midori pretending to be Chiaki in bed with Wendy.
>>38828496Pretty sure the slaanesh power disappeared when we got a new emblem
>>38828497Is Midori being Dio, or is she being Hunter Zolomon?
>>38828497>Satsuki-tier eyebrowsI can't even be mad, I'm laughing too hard.
>>38828513Nah, we got a brand new hat. Kharn's hat is still somewhere, well hidden and possibly burned.
>>38828534>burnedYour feeble attempts at purging only make The Hat Who Thirsts more aroused.
>>38828497>getting pseudo-magic-NTR'd by Futa Midori~nThat's actually pretty hot.
>>38828534>we take our current warmaster hat with us>leave the old warmaster hat to Sayaka or Midori
>>38828497>Not posting the full version.
>>38828556>give old hat to Oriko>she stops missing any of those dead friends in days
>>38828558I'm sure Midorin starts going all "WRYYYY" when Wendy gets too close to Chiaki.
>>38828574>no Kirika around to fuck
>>38828593>there's a very slight, almost unmeasurable displacement of time when Midori is close to Wendy>steamrollers also seem to be present on the scene
>>38828625this works eerily well with MURIMURIMURIMURIMURIMURI Uboa
Welcome to MGNQ.How lewd are you?
>>38827327 >>38827330 >>38827347 >>38827352You shake your head in pale-faced, wide-eyed disbelief. You had an inkling things were going to be a bit screwed up with your transformation, but you didn't think they would be THIS fucked. The Ninth Officio Assassinorum purged down to its last Magical Girl? Just because you took a fucking gamble at trying to figure out who you really are, and ended up with a slutty cocktail dress and a pair of freaky wings?Everyone murdered because of you. Rea. Misaka. Sayaka. Wendy, even though she's from another Officio - they're not going to check in mid-slaughter, it's probably enough that she even knows your name. Kyoko. Mami. Midori.Christ. No. You're not...this fuckup of yours isn't--You shake your head again, furiously this time, before whirling to face Kyuubey. Snatching the cat up off the floor with both your gloved hands and glaring straight at him.He's got a plan, right? You snarl at him, immediately hearing - and inwardly cringing - at the desperation in your voice. He's got to have a plan for this. The little fucker always has a plan--You stop here. Kyuubey is...well, he's shivering in your grip. Much like a kitten would when handled by a stranger. The sensation strange enough and unexpected enough to make your words die in your throat.You'd call it cute, if it wasn't for the fact that the shivering thing is in fact an alien and your boss."Of course I have a plan, Matsuda." Kyuubey replies after a moment's hesitation, a hesitation overcome by need. "But first, please put me down. It'll be much easier for me to explain everything with all four feet on the floor than--"--than being held up in the air like some fucking plush toy?[1/2]
IIRC we kept the hat, just changed the badge.If the skull badge had been anyone else's I'd call it "tryhard".
>>38828694How about no
>>38828694I'm in a harem AND have a harem of my own.
>>38828704"sorry, old - new?- habit"
>>38828704"...Yes. Now, if you please." You can't help but chuckle at this, despite yourself, and you obey a moment later. Giving him a pat on the top of his head as he gets settled in. He recoils at this too, his eyes blinking up at you with an air of offended dignity as a shiver runs down his small, feline body."Right. Yes. Thank you, Matsuda." He clears his throat a moment later, before continuing. "Now, as for what I plan to do, it's a relatively simple plan as plans go."And that is? You can't help but think the worst, here - that either he'd offer you up to one of his older brothers, most likely the First, in an attempt to save the rest of his Magical Girls. Or better yet, maybe him doing it himself - having the entire Ninth spring up and commit Regicide. ...Or in this case, Warmaster...cide?But yeah. THat would be the most logical thing to do.No, wait. That would be the most INCUBATOR thing to do.No loose ends, no questions, no nothing.But instead of that, the answer your Incubator gives you makes you wonder just how much that 'insanity' thing with his brothers has affected him."To make sure that no one else knows about the changes you've gone through." Kyuubey replies simply, quietly. "To keep those in the know confined to no more than the personnel you were with at the time of the operation, and a handful of others who will assist in concealing your...mutations." He nods at your wings."Once we've worked out a method of continuous and automatic concealment with reliable contingencies, then operations will resume as they always have, but with a few key changes that I will have to refine and formalize first."You stare down at him in silence, your brow furrowing as you frantically try to make sense of all the business speak. It takes you a considerable amount of time to finally lock everything into place. And when it does, you look down at him again, completely and utterly shocked.[2/3]
>>38828733>But yeah. THat would be the most logical thing to do.>No, wait. That would be the most INCUBATOR thing to do.Throwing oneself upon the mercies of incubators does not strike me as a great idea, and no-one should know that better than an incubator.
>>38828733He's not...he's not going to do the Incubator thing. He's not going to have you thrown out, or exiled, or killed. He's not even going to act in self-interest.He's actually going to help you. Kyuubey is actually going to try and hide you from the other Officios - but in plain sight, rather than simply being taken out of the equation. A solution would have to be found first, though, something to continuously conceal your transformation - but when it's found--"Yes. It'll be business as usual. You'll be allowed to leave this Silent Room and perform your mandated duties as Warmaster of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum." Kyuubey nods. "Again, with a few minor policy changes I'll have to look at, to see if they're already feasible, as well as finding a reliable method of concealment."Right. Right. And how is he going to find that method? You're not sure if anyone has actually done something like this. You know, trying to conceal some eldritch wings without cutting them off. Or maybe you can tape them down--"Leave that to me, Matsuda." Kyuubey interrupts, as politely as he can manage. "I'll figure something out. Hopefully before any of my brothers get the brilliant notion of visiting unnanounced."Yeah. That would be pretty bad."For once, we are in unequivocal agreement, Matsuda."You shake your head again as you look down on the fluffy form of your Incubator. Christ. Kyuubey is...putting his own neck in the line, here. Sure, he's fucked either way, but instead of taking the easy way out...How do you react?There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.What do you have in mind for the concealing method?
>>38828809>[x]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.>[x]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?
>>38828809>[X]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.
>>38828809>Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.>OtherPick cat up, put on lap
>>38828809[x]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?
>>38828809>What do you have in mind for the concealing method?because the other two answers are fucking obvious. Self Preservation.
Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.Hope, my dear. And not a moment too soon.
>>38828809>[x]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.QB best husbando
>>38828809[x] Pick up[x] Put on lap[x] Pet him until he purrs
>>38828809WHAT THE HELL KYUUBEI?[X] You're actually Mami in disguise, aren't you? Where is the real QB and what did you do to him... wait I don't want to know, just tell me he's dead for good.[X]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?
>>38828809"As far as plans go, that's fucking crazy.">[x]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.
>>38828809>There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?With how often Chiaki shakes her head, I'm surprised she even needs wings to fly.
>>38828809>[x]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.She didn't even contract here.
>>38828809>[x]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?
>>38828809>There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?>Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.
>>38828809>[X]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.>[X]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?>[X]Other- Tell someone to bring me some smokes and whiskey. I feel like death now-No pun intended.
>>38828809>[x] So...any chance you can get out of here already?
>>38828809[X]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?Jyuubei did say that Kyuubei actually feels affection for the girls under his employ as if they were his daughters.And the other two questions are insulting.
>>38828809>[X]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?>[X]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?MAXIMUM INFODUMP>>38828833>>38828852Being pet by magical girl satan might not be a pleasant experience. He didn't like the headpat
>>38828809>[X]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.I have no words.
>>38828852>>38828833No touching QB. It's obvious it freaks him the fuck out, being touched by the destroyer of his home world and his race.
>>38828900Well think of it this way. He's the only Incubator we don't hate.That's a very privileged position to be in.
>>38828809Okay, I see what's going on here. He wants Chiaki to drop her guard. Then we step out of the Silent Room and BAM! Instant incineration. Then he just writes us off as "casualty" and makes sure noone else knows about it.
>>38828809>[x]Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.I'm sure there's a catch
>>38828926He's the only one who gets to be called his name instead of dickbutt.
>>38828809>Why are you doing this? You don't even like me.Would it be too out of character to thank coobs for this? Because it's the least he deserves.Also, where are our Imouto Dolls?
>>38828809>[x]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?"Let me guess : this has something to do with that promise you made, the one you didn't told me. And I am pretty sure it was to Malal, because she told you everything, or at least a big part of it". Then:>[x]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?
>>38828809>There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?
Well, those wings go draped around Chiaki's own body and the whole costume illusion'ed away. Midori's getting a new position.
>>38828809[X]There's something else, isn't there? Spill the beans, cat.[X]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?So, we're going for a Midori/Pinky/Koobs harem end then?
>>38828967Okay, even if we don't pet him, maybe we could order someone to pet him for us.Is that an acceptable compromise?
>>38828809>[X]What do you have in mind for the concealing method?Besides, everyone knows Koobs wants some of that hot Murderface body. He wants to make platypus babies.
>>38828914But Anon, that's not Kuma.
>>38828979>Would it be too out of character to thank coobs for this?Not really. We did tell him that we're glad that he's our Incubator, and we wouldn't want to work under anyone else.
Later, let's have the Dolls spy on KB to see what the fuck's he planning.
>>38829002>order dolls to pet QB>Kyuubey: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PROPHECIES ARE RIGHT THE PROPHECIES ARE RIGHT THE PROPHECIES ARE RIGHT
>>38829002Order someone to bring us the forms we need to fill out to have someone pet him.MAXIMUM DILDO
>>38829000>[X]There's something else, isn't there? Spill the beans, cat.Goddamn Malal.
>>38829075Didn't mean to quote.
>>38828809>[x]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?
>>38829020Let's not. I'd wager his decision to gamble on the bluff won only by hair's length over putting bullet through Chiaki's soul gem, burning the body and launching the ashes into the core of Proxima Centauri, because Sun is still too close to be sure. Let's not push it.
>>38828900I like a good infodump, but I think at this point we might need to earn back a bit of trust, after admitting how mindblowing stupid we were, just to find out more about ourself.
>>38828809[X]There's something else, isn't there? You're not this altruistic. Spill the beans, cat. What's in it for you?
>>38828809>[x]There's someone else, isn't there? You're not this monogamous. Spill the beans, cat. Who's in bed with you?
[X] "Really? You mean I'm stuck with these wings? I was kinda hoping you were going to have some kind of Akashic decon."
>>38829170>>38829318>>38829541u guise pls
>>38829729I don't get it.
>>38829920Inflation. Like Wendy's bust size.
>>38830030But Decu isn't Dobson...
>>38830043Have you ever seen Decu and Dobson in the same place?
>>38830233I haven't seen Decu and YOU in the same room.Actually, I have never seen Decu at all!Could you be Decu? Could I be Decu? The plot thickens.
>>38828829 >>38828830 >>38828833 >>38828850Insane. That's what Kyuubey is - insane. He's fucking crazy for even thinking that this shit will fly. Fine, you can stop time, and you're somewhat tied to the Golden Weapons, but at the end of the day you're just another rank-and-file Magical Girl that wasn't even all that good of a team player to begin with, much less a Warmaster to be proud about. So why...?"Why?" You find yourself asking your mutant cat of a boss, making him look up at you, his perfectly-round head tilting to the side in that way cats always do when they're perking their ears up to listen."Pardon, Matsuda?" Kyuubey asks, seemingly puzzled. "Why...what, exactly?""Why are you doing this?" You ask again. "Did I pass my fucking amnesia to you or something, Kyuubey? Did you forget all the fucked-up shit I've done? "Kyuubey doesn't even hesitate in his reply. "I fail to see how past events matter in my decision in the present, Matsuda. You're in my Officio, simple as that. Consider the matter settled.""But you don't even like me!" You still can't believe it. Something's not right here. This fucking mutant cat--"You're in my Officio." Kyuubey repeats, blinking. "Why are we still talking about this?" ...Christ. It's...you're not...you shake your head for what feels like the hundredth time today, still too stunned to react properly. THis was above and beyond what you expected of the little fucker. And to think you were thinking that he'd promoted you to Warmaster as a goddamn joke...!"If you're done questioning my motives, Matsuda, I believe you were about to ask me about the concealment method? Am I correct?"Huh? You sniff here, just as you wipe your eyes with the back of your gloved hand. O-oh, yeah. Yeah, the concealment method. Does he have any ideas there...?[1/2]
>>38830325>concealment methodA hack saw would probably work a treat.
>>38830233>comparing Decu to that fucker Dobson
>>38830325"A few, yes." Kyuubey nods. "One of which includes an escort of Callidus of unspecified number and rank to accompany you at all times. Another is through experimental surgery, and yet another involves certain drugs that may or may not be illegal. Of course," he adds with a shrug of his tiny shoulders, "...we will have to figure out which course to take after a few physical examinations. Nothing too untoward, Matsuda, just trying to see what we can do without it being too permanent or anything like that."Huh. Alright. That makes sense. When do the exams start?"I'll be sending your personal physician, Touno Asai, in here after she's attended to Kyoko Sakura. She'll do a battery of tests to make sure you're still in good health despite your changes. That would be much later, I believe. As for the other exams - well, one of them had already begun the moment you stepped in here, Matsuda."Huh? But how...? Nothing's really changed since you got here, and--YOu blink down at your hands, and your dress. And your wings. They're still there. Even with you being in the Silent Room, they're still there."My point exactly." Kyuubey replies smoothly as you turn to look at him. "Right now, Matsuda, your costume and wings are still present, even when the Silent Room is pumping out enough antimagic to match that of a rank-and-file Culexus."...Really? Shit. But what if you just cancel your transformation, and then--You cancel your transformation - but all you manage to do is to make your wings flicker in and out of reality for a couple of seconds before they snap into existence again. Your dress does disappear, though, thank fuck, and you think you can bring back your old costume if you just focused hard enough. It'll take some doing, but it's barely out of reach.[2/3]
>>38830233But decu is a white bunny! Dobson is a blue bear.Excuse me, why is dobson even a blue bear again
>>38830383So that he can make unbearable pun jokes
>>38830383Because blue-colour clothes make you appear less fat.
It'll take some doing, but it's barely out of reach."...Fascinating." Kyuubey replies as he watches you experiment. "I'll make sure to take note of this as we consider the concealment method." A moment. "Oh, and while I am certain you would not attempt something like that, please don't try to leave the Silent Room unsupervised. Silent Room Regalia is programmed to blast its occupants with high volumes of antimagic, enough to cripple an entire assembled rank. Fine. As if you've got any place to go anyway."Very good." Kyuubey nods, before making to leave. "In any case, that should be enough for now, Matsuda. Thank you for your time and honesty. Unless, of course, there is something else...?"He stops in his tracks to look back at you.How do you respond?Yes. There is something else. (Write-in)How's Kyoko? How's everyone?Other.
>>38830413>[X]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413>How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413>[x]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413>Yes. There is something else. (Write-in)How come my costume hasn't disappeared? This is supposed to be a Silent Room. Are you sure it even works on me now?
>>38830413>[X]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?>[X]Other>Get me some entertainment, I'm bored out of my mind.
>>38830413[X]Yes. There is something else. (Write-in)[X]Ask QB if there might be a way to make the wings look different, rather than fully concealing them. Being able to fly would be usefull, and if the wings looked different then no one would connect them with Akemi Homura.
>>38830413>[x]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?Probably Chikuwa incoming, but if not, get writing Decu.
>>38830413>Other."Hypothetical question.How would the other incubators respond if I was to bust out of here, with regards the officio?"
>>38830413>[X]Yes. There is something else. (Write-in)How about we try those anti-magic turrets on these wings? It might work.
>>38830413>Yes. There is something else. (Write-in)Kyuubey, please, tell me: did Malal told you anything relevant about me? Something to know better what is happening?>How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830461If we could do that, we could probably just make them not look like wings at all.
>>38830413[x]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413>How's Kyoko? How's everyone?
>>38830413>[X]How's Kyoko? How's everyone?>[X]I asked Sayaka to smuggle in something for me to keep me occupied. Don't punish her for it - it's entirely my fault.>[X]If you could make it as difficult for her as you can without tipping her off, though, I would find it hilarious.
>>38830584Or we could tape feathers to them. Job done, no callidus magic required.
>>38830636No we are getting Wendy and Midori around us at all times.
>>38830367Also, take note that we should be completely naked right now.
Oriko saw us in the Cocktail Slut form. What are we going to do with her?
>>38830676But they don't exist yet!
>>38830677Lock her up in the basement. Bitch gets to live but not outside these walls. Least not until shit gets fixed.
>>38830657The Spymaster.We're going to call in the Spymaster
>>38830676damt miss my chance>>38830677erase her memory of course
>>38830677Oriko Oriko or Ahriman's flesh puppet Oriko? I'm pretty sure we're gonna keep her under lock and key for a while. Even for her own safety.
>>38830677Ahriman saw us. Oriko has selective amnesia.
>>38830702The Spymaster is this universe's Homura, right?
So something that's going to come up in the future. Who will take up the culexes suit now that the last is gone?
>>38830765Outsource for new catlexus.
>>38830765We could always whore ourselves out to the 17th...
>>38830676Alright, that's it for me, I'm falling asleep on the laptop, hahaha! We'll continue the thread on Sunday!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is greatly encouraged!Here's today's writeups!~Writeups for Thread 262 (3/20/2015)~ Pearly Gates 4: Call Me Cordy, by Malalhttp://pastebin.com/xR1jyMeQ Another forest, another nightmare, from days past. Recommended reading with HR10 below. --- Human Resources 10: Wishes and Madwomen, by Malalhttp://pastebin.com/TKpgx3st Harumi meets with Megumi to make sense of recent days. ---SPECIAL SECTION FOR EXTREMELY EXTRA CANON--- Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences: Cool Down, by Attarouhttp://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Half_Meguca:_Full_Noir_Consequences:_Cool_Down Chiaki Matsuda has to make the ultamate choose to save megucas and Wendy Cooldown
>>38830918When will Midori finally die?
>>38830918Is QB planning to use Chiaki as a weapon against the First in his moon assault?
>>38830918>---SPECIAL SECTION FOR EXTREMELY EXTRA CANON---So now Attarou's stuff is more canon than the quest itself?
>>38830657At. All. Times.
>>38830918>>38830949And as always, thanks for running Decu!
>>38830918Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!I did not expect the incubators to remember Homu.
Decu rolled over and ded right after chikuwa again, so direct questions that you only want him to answer to his ask.fm athttp://ask.fm/DecultureIn the meantime, I'll field whatever questions I can.>>38830931But who brings greater suffering to the quest than Midori?>>38830949Hahaha!>>38830960yes
>>38830918Thanks for the thread Decupyon.Also>85 unique poster ITTUp to 100, you can do it!
>>38830918Thanks for running Deculture!
>>38830918Chiaki is completely naked right now, isn't she?
>>38830918Are you actually Andrew Dobson?
>>38831015I'm pretty sure she was confirmed to wear white tank top and plain white undies (aka most vanilla underwear possible) when in her "casual".
>>38831085That was with her normal MG outfit, though. The slutty cocktail dress was stated to not include panties and CLEARLY doesn't include a bra.
>>38831131Oh, yeah, if that's what you mean, yes. No surprise she's so eager to materialize her usual attire.
>>38830968You get the way I think.
>>38830960Well, if you take into consideration that Attarou has already used main quest characters, then his stuff is automatically canon even before Decu says so.Also, with him working so close to Wendy, it wouldn't be a surprise if Heather gets a big main role in the quest while everyone else sits on the sidelines, if their stuff even gets acknowledged.
>>38831235it's a full life consequences parodyit's an obvious joke anonpls
>>38831268NOPE. IT'S 10,000% CANON.
>>38831015>>38831131>>38831157QB doesn't give a damn either way, he's just happy that Satan appears to be mostly on his side.
>>38831235Does that make him Featherine?
>>38831235>>38831268WRAPPED AROUND COOLDOWN'S LITTLE FINGER.
>>38831349her little finger may not even be that little, burgers considered
>>38831430MY HANDS ARE AS DELICATE AND FLEXIBLE AS A RUSSIAN CONTORTIONIST
>>38831006What's QB really up to? Is playing bluff even with all the risks involved more reliable way out of this mess than trying to put Chiaki down? Since we're transforming in active Silent Room, might not even need our Soul Gem anymore and stuff. Does he believe the Moon-sized Grief Seed is greater threat and Chiaki might be the only way of stopping it? Does he plan a coup and Chiaki is the weapon he needs? Has he gone completely crazy? All of the above? And question on Wendy herself:How is her ranged combat capability? I realize given her rank and skillset she should be able to get up and personal pretty much always if that's her forte. But does she also do throwing knives (Sakuya style) or carry a backup piece of pocket artillery? I'd wager being on Chiaki's (then Murderface's) good side pretty much guarantees one gets gifted a gun at some point, because some moments need more than just booze and smokes. But can she actually use it beyond "hurt comes from this end"?
>>38831338Attarou is AuAu, Wendy is Bern, Archival is Lambda, and Decu is Hachijou.
>>38831451Touched a nerve there, eh?Maybe you should cut down on those calories. All that fat is going to got to places other than your butt.
>>38831451>AS A RUSSIAN CONTORTIONISTFirst result on Google Image search. I'm okay with that.
>>38831487What's wrong with healthy?
>>38831540Skeletons are the best.
>>38831464Question 1: Not telling!Question 2: She's got some training with small and medium arms and carries a handgun (part of a standard-issue thing after a point, because you can't always reach the other guy). Generally if given a choice with her gun, though, she'll use it for suppression fire or for quick pot shots. She holds it sideways. Siiidewaaays.She's been known to throw knives and is probably better with that than with her gun - if it's not her kitchen knife, which returns to her hand with more or less a thought, she usually carries a few more.>>38831480I approve of this comparison. Attarou is at best Erika, however.
>>38831330QB's thought process seems to have gone:>Hmm... the incarnation of our doom doesn't seem to be immediately trying to kill me>Welp, may as well weaponise the devil
>>38831583So when will he be discarded?
>>38831480>>38831583I think you got Coolio and me mixed up. No way am I Lambda.
>>38831583>can she actually use gun beyond "hurt comes from this end"? She holds it sideways.A "no" would suffice. I didn't need to know all the painful details.
>>38831657you'll be whoever i want you to be after i torture you in a thousand-year time loop, canada
>>38831583>at best I am best girlAww yiss
>>38831744pls no bully
>>38831583Why did Ahriman do the thing to our soul gem? What was the point? What did she think would happen?
>>38831821I feel like that pic needs heart-shaped pupils
>>38831912Gonna have to ask Decu that one.
>>38831912Even if she failed to win against us, we would become the target of every Officio.