Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eleven years of age (12 actual)>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
"Did you tell your parents?" you ask Billy.He shakes his head. "No way! They wouldn't have let me go!""And for once, Billy uses his brain better than Kazuma," Haya comments, chuckling."What were you doing?" you ask her."Just a little bit of exercise," she tells you. "What have you been doing?""He's been having people at his house all day," Billy tells her."Be grateful the reporters don't know your names, or where you live," you tell him and Haya."Those reporters are still there?" Haya asks in surprise."Just one lady who keeps yelling a lot," Billy tells her.Haya shakes her head. "Some people are just too stubborn.""So, wanna go to Gohan's house?" you ask.She nods. "Sounds good. Let's go!"The three of you fly to the house of Gohan, dashing through the sky and through the clouds as you make your way to your destination. Upon arrival at Gohan's home, you sense that he isn't within his house, and is instead at the nearby lake. Changing course and flying to the lake, you find that Gohan is with his father, dragging some large fish back towards the house."Hey, guys!" Gohan greets, waving and grinning up at you.The three of you land in front of Gohan and his father, greeting both before Goku speak."Hey, Gohan, I'll take the fish back to your mom," Goku tells his son. "Go have fun with your friends.""Thanks, dad," Gohan says with a smile as his father runs off.>A. Ask if anyone wants to spar>B. Suggest going for a swim>C. Go to West City and look around>D. Go back home>E. Something else
>>38955349>>B. Suggest going for a swim
>>38955349>B. Suggest going for a swimor if he's had his fill of that >C. Go to West City and look aroundUrban adventures are always fun. Maybe we'll be asked to stop more rampaging dinosaurs!
>>38955349>>E. Something elseGo ask Chichi and Goku if Gohan can come with us a year from now to find the Dragonballs. We better ask now, that way we can get it out of the way and book Gohan between studies.
>>38955349>>B. Suggest going for a swimor>C. Go to West City and look aroundeither is good
>>38955349>C. Go to West City and look aroundLets be teens
>>38955349>C. Go to West City and look around
>>38955477>>38955405>>38955378"How about we go for a swim?" you suggest to the others."Sure!" Gohan says happily.Billy takes off his shirt, rushing to the lake and doing a cannonball deep into the water, creating a large splash.Haya leaps into the air, flipping until she is over the lake, then diving straight in and going right for the bottom.You and Gohan soon follow, frightening a large school of fish as you jump in. The four of you surface, laughing and swimming around, splashing at each other and having a good old time.>A. Suggest playing Marco Polo>B. Suggest a chicken fight>C. Suggest a race>D. Just keep swimming>E. Something else
>>38955594>A. Suggest playing Marco Polo
Soooo, we returned from the dead, defeated the evil born from us, and became a celebrity. Anything else on our bootlist? Like repairing the future Trunks came from?
>>38955594>A. Suggest playing Marco PoloMay as well get some practice sensing energy.
>>38955594CWe can sense energy, Marco Polo would be weird
>>38955594>C. Suggest a race
>>38955594>C. Suggest a raceWe can sense energy
>>38955594>>C. Suggest a race
>>38955613That's already in the works. We gave Trunks the coordinates for Namek so he could repair all the damage that the Androids did to his timeline with their Dragonballs
>>38955613There's quit a bit actually. Right now we're just taking it easy. Adventures in space and otherworld are still on the board. Same with finding cyborgs 11 and 12. Training to be stronger than Final Cell is also fairly important. Finding more students and making more super humans is always an objective. Learning more nuanced uses of Ki from old masters like Roshi and Kamicollo are things some have shown interest in. Several other things I don't recall off the top of my head too.
>>38955613>>38955749We also have quite a bit of time before the we go to high school and the Buu Saga kicks off (I think about five or six years at most).
>>38955749Final Cell, that sounds pretty damn good for a nameyeah, surpassing him is must
>>38955749Who is cyborg 11 and 12 anyways, and why do we care?>>38955821So we blow ourselves up and get repuilded from a cell? That should be interesting
>>38955803Right, we've got plenty of time before the Saiyasentai arc and Buu. A good chance for some more relaxed adventures coupled with going off the beaten path and encountering some OC plot.>>38955821I think Dralo used that name for him once or someone who asked him a question did, it seemed fitting.
>>38955884A mother and daughter kidnapped and experimented on horribly by Dr. Gero, his first successful attempts at making cyborgs. We found out about them reading Gero's notes and considering they're still out there finding them and giving them their life back seems the right thing to do. We might even get 17 and 18 to lend us a hand since they should have some vested interest in it. That's only if the majority are interested though. I just bring it up so we don't forget it by happenstance.
>>38955691>>38955688>>38955673>>38955664>>38955641"Hey guys, let's race!" you tell your friends.Soon, the four of you are lined up on one end of the lake, side by side, each one of you waiting to begin the race."Okay, first one to swim to the other side and back wins," Gohan reminds everyone."Right," Billy says."Got it," Haya confirms."On your mark..." Gohan starts.Everyone braces themselves."Get set...."Everyone readies to dive in."GO!" The four of you move at the same instant, leaping into the lake and swimming as fast as you can. The entire race probably occurred in a span of less than a second, but it seemed far longer to each of you, with your heightened awareness brought on from years of training.Haya starts in the lead, but is soon passed by Billy, who manages to pull ahead about half way across the lake. You and Haya trail closely behind, and Gohan, who is in his normal state, lags behind the rest of you.Upon reaching the other end of the lake, Billy stops and turns, while you and Haya spring from the edge with your legs, launching yourselves through the water as you race to the other side.In the end, you and Haya finish at the same time, with Billy coming in a close second, and Gohan finishing last.The four of you leap from the lake, looking back to see a pair of massive jaws slam shut over the space you occupied an instant ago as a massive shark sinks back below the surface."Huh, I didn't know we had sharks here," Gohan comments.>A. Ask if anyone wants to race again>B. Suggest a trip to West City>C. Something else
>>38955979>>B. Suggest a trip to West City
>>38955948Incorrect. They're elder and younger sisters.
>>38955979>>A. Ask if anyone wants to race again
>>38955979>B. Suggest a trip to West City
>>38955979>B. Suggest a trip to West City>>38956002Oh, my mistake then.
>>38955979>B. Suggest a trip to West City>C. Something else"You are way to calm about this Gohan, I think it almost bite your tail"
>>38955979>B. Suggest a trip to West CityOn the way there>C. Something else"By the way Gohan, were did you get all that power from when you were fighting cell?"
>>38956101>>38956081>>38956055>>38956035>>38956029>>38956022>>38956007>>38956006>>38955999"You're really calm about that," you tell Gohan. "I think it almost bit your tail.""My tail?" Gohan asks, checking to make sure that the aforementioned body part is in good condition. "No, I'm fine.""Well, suddenly I don't feel so much like swimming anymore," Haya comments, wringing her hair."How about we go to West City?" you suggest."Aww, but I wanna fight the shark!" Billy complains."It's not a fight if we already know the winner," Haya comments."West City sounds fun," Gohan comments."Okay then, we can go there," Billy agrees, and the four of you take to the sky, making your way to the massive metropolis."So, Gohan, where did you get all that power during your fight with Cell?" you ask your friend as you fly."I don't know," he admits. "I got angry, and something just snapped.""Well, whatever it was, Nappa did it too," Haya points out. "And it was pretty amazing."Gohan smiles. "Thanks, Haya."She shrugs, and soon you arrive at West City, finding it as lively and full of people as ever, with cars zipping around below, and people going about their business.There are some gasps and nervous murmurs as you and your friends land, though by now you've all grown used to them."Wait a second, isn't that Kaguya?" a man asks."I think it is!" a woman agrees. "And I think that little boy and girl were with him at the Cell Games.">A. Suggest getting something to eat>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find>C. Suggest going to Capsule Corp>D. Something else
>>38956354>>C. Suggest going to Capsule Corpintership is a GO!
>>38956354>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find>D. Something else"Last time we were here we didn't get to sight see"
>>38956354>A. Suggest getting something to eat>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find
>>38956354>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find>D. Something elsePossibly cover our face with our bandana to not be noticed
>>38956354>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find
>>38956354>A. Suggest getting something to eat>B. Suggest walking around and seeing what you find>C. Suggest going to Capsule CorpIf we don't find anything appetizing while walking around Mrs. Briefs has an arsenal of snacks at her disposal anyway.
>>38956441>>38956434>>38956431>>38956421>>38956406>>38956395>>38956386"Why don't we go walk around and see what we find?" you suggest."Sounds good," Haya agrees, and the four of you quickly move as you see a large group of reporters scrambling towards you.You manage to lose the press before long, finding yourself on a street lined by shops. You see a burger joint, a game store, a video store, a fighting Dojo, a gun shop, a capsule shop, a clothing store, a barber shop, and so on.>A. Go to the burger joint>B. Go to the game store>C. Go to the video store>D. Go to the dojo>E. Go to the gun shop>F. Go to the capsule shop>G. Just keep walking>H. Something else
>>38956654>A. Go to the burger joint
>>38956654>>D. Go to the dojo
>>38956654>A. Go to the burger jointIf no money then >G. Just keep walking
>>38956654>>E. Go to the gun shopTotally got to increase our BP by 4!
>>38956654>B. Go to the game store
>>38956654>A. Go to the burger jointNow if only this was a Big Mouth and we could have gotten an Open Faced Club Sandwich
>>38956654>D. dojoI think fighting and studying are our only hobbies?
>>38956792I know this is Dragon Ball, but that's not normal or healthy
>>38956668>>38956692>>38956694>>38956714>>38956741The rumbling in your belly makes your decision for you, and you lead the others to the Burger Joint, in front of which is a sign depicting a strange man in fancy clothes holding a scepter with a burger on top of it.The sign reads "Burger Baron".The four of you walk in to find the place fairly crowded, with waiters and waitresses attending to various tables full of families, couples, or people eating alone. There's an indoor playground on the other side of the restaurant, in the shape of a castle, which you see various children dashing around in."Welcome to Burger Baron!" a young blonde waitress greets cheerfully. "The finest burger shop in all of West City, and home of the world famous Milkshake Moat challenge! So, a table of four, hmm? Right this way, please!"The young woman leads the four of you to a booth near the playground, handing you each menus. You flip yours open to find a fairly good variety of food, all with stupid names."I'll be back in just a few minutes," the woman says happily before walking away."Hmm....what should I get?" Gohan asks, flipping through the menu. "This all looks so yummy.""I guess I'll have the....Chicken Centurions? What?" Haya asks in confusion. "Chicken tenders.">A. Ask if anybody brought any money>B. See what foods are available>C. See what drinks they have>D. Something else
>>38956960>A. Ask if anybody brought any moneyA very good question.
>>38956960>A. Ask if anybody brought any money>B. See what foods are available>D. Something else"Milkshake Moat challenge?"
>>38956960Wait, do we even have money to pay with?
>>38956960That Moat challenge.They don't have an ACTUAL moat filled with milkshake, right?
>>38956960>B. See what foods are availableIf no one has money, we teleport. Or pull a Shepard and offer to endorse their chain
>>38956960>A. Ask if anybody brought any money
>>38956991Seems like fun, Kaguya and his friends get to make a good memory and a reason not to drink a ton of milk fast as well.
>>38956991>>38957005some limits simply should not be broken through
>>38956960>Ask if anybody brought any moneyProbably should have checked before we sat down.
>>38956960>A. Ask if anybody brought any money>B. See what foods are available>C. See what drinks they have
>>38956991This, take the challenge or have Gohan avenge us if we fail
>>38956960>>A. Ask if anybody brought any money
>>38956960>B & C
>>38956960>Burger BaronHow did the Baroness get pregnant?The Baron didn't sheath his sword
>>38956960>D. Milkshake Moat? I'll take two.
>>38956960>"I guess I'll have the....Chicken Centurions? What?" Haya asks in confusion. "Chicken tenders."OH FUCK Haya visits /Dragon9k/
>>38956989>>38956991>>38957013>>38957019>>38957025>>38957033>>38957048>>38957082>>38957119"Milkshake Moat Challenge?" you ask."It's this special challenge they do here," a man from the next booth tells you. "They have a giant pool filled with milkshake. If one person can finish it all, they, and anybody with them, eat for free!"You nod, looking at your friends. "Well, did anybody bring any money?"Your friends shake their heads as one."Well, guess we'll have to take that challenge, then," Haya concludes."A whole pool of milkshakes, that sounds great!" Gohan says cheerfully. "What's a milkshake?"Haya shakes her head. "It's kind of like icecream you can drink.""Oh, that sounds yummy!" Gohan declares.While the others discuss the challenge, you take a look at the menu. The foods include the Baron Burger, the Chicken Centurions, the Fishmonger Feast, the Knight Nuggets, and Farmer Fries. The drinks include Milkshake mini-moats, Sovereign Soda, Water, and Legendary Lemonade.The woman soon returns. "So, have you decided what to order?">A. Order a Baron Burger>B. Order Chicken Centurions>C. Order Knight Nuggets>D. Order Fishmonger Feast (a fish sandwich)>E. Order Farmer Fries>F. Order Milkshake Mini-Moat>G. Order Water>H. Order Sovereign Soda>I. Order Legendary Lemonade>J. Something else
So if we let Piano wish back Demon King Piccolo, what's the plan? Let him go since if he tries anything there's easily a dozen guys who can wreck his shit? Have him fuse with Piccolo? Tell Piano he doesn't have to since he's essentially been reborn already?
>>38957366>>A. Order a Baron Burger>C. Order Knight Nuggets>I. Order Legendary Lemonade
>>38957368>Tell Piano he doesn't have to since he's essentially been reborn already?I assume this.
>>38957366>A. Order a Baron Burger>E. Order Farmer Fries>I. Order Legendary Lemonade
>>38957366"Yeah, I'll take a Milkshake Moat challenge, and...Gohan, you want one? You, Haya, and I can make a race outta it."
>>38957366>E. Order Farmer FriesOur parents grew these!>I. Order Legendary Lemonade>A. Order a Baron Burger>J. Oh and Milkshake moat for desert.
>>38957368Wasn't there a what-if in a game where Kamiccolo and Demon King Piccolo fused, and the resulting fusion was around Super Buu tiers of strength?
>>3895574911 and 12spess adventureafterlife adventureget on (P) final cell's levelstudy with gohanlearn ki from roshi / (P) mutatio / piccolo / king kaigo work at capsule corp, teach ki and learn to robottrain more superhumansfix HTCexpand the farm (we now have more cash and manpower, and can summon rainclouds)chill out with friendshelp piano revive his dad (in a year)
>>38957411Welp, guess we know how to keep Piccolo relevant for the Buu arc. Which is perfect, I like him.
>>38957411Although considering how much stronger everyone is in relation to canon now, if they were to fuse wouldn't they be around canon Buuhan, or possibly even canon Super Vegito levels of strength?And considering that Piccolo also knows the Kaioken on top of that...
>>38957424We definitely need more Hype Rhymes, seconding HTCAlso, we need to throw ourselves at SS2 Gohan while wearing the cuffs.
>>38957366>F. Order Milkshake Mini-MoatCan we get gains off of the moat by defeating it? Would we or Gohan be best-suited to taking one for the team here?
>>38957366>A. Order a Baron Burger>E. Order Farmer Fries>I. Order Legendary Lemonade>>38957368Last part, cause I do not want Shenron pulling another miss worded wish skit and us ending up fucking piccolo's mind
>>38957424I've seen a few people suggest possibly reviving Raditz or Bardock as well.
>>38957366>J Get one of everything.Kaguya is a shonen protagonist yo.
>>38957461Clearly the challenge is a reference to Cell in that we will fall short of defeating it even with our impressive start, but then Gohan will blow everything up and finish the battle for us because we were plebeian about our training.
>>38957366>>F. Order Milkshake Mini-Moat>>I. Order Legendary Lemonade"Legendary Lemonade for the Legendary superhuman (and Saiyan)."
>>38957491Gohan's gonna blow up the restaurant?
>>38957411>>38957432He'll probably need to clear his evil half again.Fortunately he won't become old like Kami, and will (presumably) still inhabit the young piccolo's body.On the downside, we'll have to punch Evil Green in the dick until he spits up an egg and reincarnates into only-sort-of-a-dick Green, and possibly also convince only-sort-of-a-dick Green to refuse. That might not be as easy as it sounds if Ultrazord piccolo is really as strong as super buu.
We should find a computer and see what kinda merchandise people are selling of us.A cute, super-strong boy with a slight frame who regularly gets his clothes ruined in battle and has a girl's name? I smell at least one Doujin
>>38957551good god the yaoi fan-fiction alone would traumatize us.
>>38957567Traumatize us? Think of what it would do to our good friend Haya. She already thinks we might be gay as-is.
>>38957551>all the Kaguya doujins will be for fujoshits>no glorious /ss/ doujinsFeels badman
>>38957586Silly Haya. We're only gay for Gohan
>>38957537He probably won't need to split again considering he isn't going to take up the mantle of guardian anymore. He doesn't have to have a pure heart if he's basically just the Lookout's muscle. Hopefully it wouldn't change him much personality wise since he already had all those memories and such.
>>38957599And everyone's gay for Gohan. Even girls.
>>38957586Somehow she gets this weird fetish for anytime she sees Kaguay and gohan sparing she starts blushing, and beats the shit out of anyone who notices.
>>38957586Be happy Videl doesn't know about the stuff we pulled, Haya is going to corrupt her later on though
>>38957411>>38957432>>38957448I like this plan. Super Humans, Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian to round out the team.
>>38957631If we start getting our ass pounded by Gohan in SS2, I think her blush will reach critical levels
>>38957391>>38957396>>38957403>>38957461>>38957466>>38957489>>38957495"I'll take a Baron Burger, and some Farmer Fries, and some Knight Nuggets, and a Milkshake Mini-Moat, and a Legendary Lemonade," you tell the waitress."Umm...okay," she tells you, jotting that down before looking over at Gohan."I'll have three of everything!" he tells her happily.The woman stares at him in disbelief. "T-three of everything?""Mhm!" Gohan tells her happily."And....you kids have enough money to pay for all of this?" she asks."Nope," Billy tells her, smiling."No?" the waitress asks."We're going to take the Milkshake Moat challenge," Haya informs her."Right, well, let me go talk to my manager," the waitress says nervously before dashing off."Woah, you guys are doing the challenge?" the man from the next booth asks. "Awesome! Nobody's ever managed to beat the challenge!""How come?" Billy asks. "It's an entire pool of milkshake!" the man reminds him. "And, whoever takes the challenge has to take it alone. Nobody can eat the whole thing by themself.""We'll see," Haya says, smirking.The waitress soon returns with a chubby guy with a pin that says "manager" on his chest. "So, you kids don't have any money?" he asks."Right," Billy confirms. "But we're gonna take that challenge, then we can eat for free.""Right," the manager says. "Well, only one of you kids can take it, and if you don't win, you have to pay for the meal. And, since you don't have money, if you want to eat, you're gonna have to do dishes here.""That won't happen," Haya assures him."That right?" the manager asks. "Fine, which one of you is taking the challenge?">A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you>B. You'll do it>C. Haya>D. Billy>E. Something else
>>38957706>>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you
>>38957706>B. You'll do itSUPARHUMAN!!!PUSH PAST YO LIMIT
>>38957706>>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of youlet the son of goku go at it.
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you>E. Watch with a blush as he slurps up all that sweet, milky-white cream~
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you"Now Gohan remember, it's just like a liquid icecream. You have to pace yourself if you don't want to get a headache."
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you>B. You'll do itOne for each of us please.
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of you>E. Something elseCount how long it takes him to finish
>>38957706>A. Gohan, he can eat more than any of youNever underestimate the stomach and eating prowess of a Saiyan
>>38957706>AFuck doing the dishes, we have to trust the Saiyan appetite.
>>38957766Obligatory reply.Don't make me bring Giantess/Size general in here.
How can they make enough milkshake to fill an entire pool, and how does all that milkshake not go bad? Seems like it would cost more money than it saves.Then again, why am I trying to make sense of a quest where people can fly and shoot lasers out of their hands?
>>38957838Let's not forget the Hydroponic Cheese Grater.
>>38957866You mean the Hypersonic Lion Tamer.
Isn't Gohan shown to have somewhat less of an appetite than his dad, though more than a normal human's? Honestly unsure if he can manage this... I mean, if it were Goku, at almost any age lol, then there'd be no question.
>>38957807Tellin u bro. Your sissy fetish might be good at zerg rushing, snowballing, and going full self-replicating nanomachines that fill all available space.But that's only because of how pleb entry tier your fetish is. It is the Naruto of fetishes.
>>38957886Being a big eater is just a racial trait for saiyans I think. Along with zero alcohol tolerance appearantly, at least according to Battle of Gods.
>>38957723>>38957725>>38957734>>38957737>>38957761>>38957766>>38957771>>38957778>>38957790>>38957806>>38957809>>38957863>>38957870>>38957872>>38957888"Gohan will do it," you tell the manager."And which one of you is Gohan?" the manager asks in an annoyed tone."I am, sir," your friend answers."Okay then, let's go get this over with." the manager says, leading you and your friends outside, where bleachers are set up around a swimming pool.A stand sells t-shirts, photographs, and other Milkshake-Moat merchandise to customers who eagerly buy everything they can and crowd the bleachers, watching as Gohan approaches the edge of the pool."Uh, can I get a straw?" he asks.The manager sighs. "Sure, kid. Someone get him a straw!"The waitress hands a straw to Gohan, who then sticks it in the pool."Remember, it's just like liquid icecream," you tell your friend. "You have to pace yourself so you don't get a headache.""Right," he says with a nod before beginning the challenge."Now, kid, you have one hour," the manager warns him."Okay," Gohan says before draining the entire pool in less than a minute, sitting back and rubbing his tummy."Ah...Ouch!" he cries, holding his head. "Brain freeze!"The crowd goes wild as the waitress and manager look on in disbelief."I don't believe it..." the man stammers.Haya smirks. "We have got to come to this place more often.""Yay, free food!" Billy declares."Y-yeah, right, free food..." the manager grumbles, turning to the waitress. "Go take their orders, or whatever, I need to go lie down."Gohan laughs, then runs over to the pushes, where you hear him retch and vomit after drinking so much milkshake. Seconds later, however, he emerges, grinning. "Let's eat!" he says.You return to your booth, where the waitress takes your order again.>A. Same order as before>B. Change it a bit>C. Something else
>>38958065>A. Same order as before
>>38958065>A. Same order as before>C. Something else"Uh, Gohan are you okay?
>>38958065>A. Same order as beforeI hope throwing up doesn't invalidate the challenge.
>>38958065>A. Same order as before>>38958109Well he did eat it all so the challenged was completed
>>38958065>>A. Same order as before
>>38958065>A. Same order as before>Gonna be ok Gohan, Brainfreezes hurt.
>>389580653 of everything.Come on bro. If Gohan can do it, it's within our body's potential.Any limits we have are merely self-imposed.Cmon son. Break through them limits.
>>38958144And then Kaguya became Rufus from street fighter.
>>38958230What about Bob from Tekken?
>>38958065>>A. Same order as beforeGet some water for gohan to deal with the brainfreez.
>>38958291>>38958168>>38958131>>38958128>>38958127>>38958123>>38958109>>38958096>>38958087"I'll take the same order as before," you tell the woman."R-right," she says."Change my order to two of everything, okay?" Gohan asks, rubbing his belly."Y-yes sir," the woman says."I'll take Chicken Centurions and Farmer Fries," Haya tells the woman."And I want a Baron Burger and Farmer Fries," Billy adds."O-of course," the waitress says. "I'll be right back with your orders."As the woman nervously shuffles away, you look over at Gohan."Are you okay?" you ask him.He nods. "Yeah, I just got a brainfreeze, and my stomach hurt for a little there.""I can't believe you're still hungry after all of that," Haya comments. "I know you can eat a lot, but geeze.""Well, he threw a lot of it up," Billy reminds her."Oh, right," she says with a shrug. "Anyway, that was awesome, Gohan. And the look on the manager's face was priceless!""Gosh, I hope he's not too mad," Gohan says worriedly.>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it>B. Tell Gohan that the manager made an unfair challenge, he deserved to lose>C. Stay silent>D. Something else
>>38958442>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it
>>38958442>>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it>>B. Tell Gohan that the manager made an unfair challenge, he deserved to lose>>D. Something elseI wonder if he'll put your picture up on the wall. We should tell Goku, Nappa and Vegeta about this place, they'd love it.
>>38958442>>B. Tell Gohan that the manager made an unfair challenge, he deserved to lose
>>38958442>>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it
>>38958442D. Ask the manager if he's ever heard of a man named Yajirobe>tsUNoCaptcha, are you trying to warn me about something on namek?
>>38958442>>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it>We should Tell Nappa, your dad and Vegeta about this place.
>>38958442>A. Tell him that the manager makes a lot of money off people taking that challenge, so he shouldn't worry about it>B. Tell Gohan that the manager made an unfair challenge, he deserved to lose>D. Question whether the Milkshake Moat is sanitary
>>38958489Aw shit. We need to work on that telepathy shit pronto!
>>38958489Seriously though, how do namekians get fat?
>>38958476>>38958500Oh god, the manager's going to have a heart attack if we do this.
>>38958535Like a kinder surprise
>>38958463>>38958470>>38958476>>38958482>>38958488>>38958494>>38958500>>38958511>>38958526>>38958532>>38958552"The manager makes a lot of money from people taking this challenge," you tell Gohan. "So, don't worry about it. Besides, the guy made his challenge unfair, he deserved to lose.""Yup," Haya agrees, leaning back. "Well, if you're sure," Gohan says to the two of you."I wonder if they'll put your picture on the wall," you tell Gohan."That would be so cool!" Billy says."Yeah, I guess it would," Gohan agrees."We should tell Nappa, your dad, and Vegeta about this place," you suggest.Haya laughs. "Oh yeah, they'd love it!""Here are your meals," the waitress announces, coming with your order before hastily retreating.The four of you dig in, soon reducing your meal to nothing, and lying back contently in the booth as your stomachs digest."Now that was yummy," Gohan says."Yeah, really good," Billy agrees.Haya nods. "Yep, it was pretty great."Your praise of the cuisine is interrupted by a crash, followed by a woman's scream outside.>A. Go investigate>B. Stay where you are, West City has Police>C. Something else
>>38958785>AAs fast and reckless as possible
>>38958785>A. Go investigate
>>38958785>A. Go investigateOh god, what now? Is it Broly time? Does Kaguya have to slap a bitch?
>>38958804So you want to fly out -through- the wall to see whats going on?
>>38958785>>A. Go investigateLet's go blow some shit up!
>>38958785>B. Stay where you are, West City has P-pffffft AS IF.>A. Go investigate
>>38958785>A. Go investigateYo what happenI like how after cell dies, we're taking the time to just chillax with our friends and fuck about, grinding them social links.
>>38958785>>A. Go investigatefreeze super humans and sayian
>>38958809Probably just some malcontents making the most of their lives now that they know the world isn't going to be blown up. By, you know, robbing from people.
>>38958785>>A. Go investigate
>>38958853It'd be great if someone just proposed and the woman was just super excited.
>>38958785>>A. Go investigateDBZ police are useless.
>>38958839Well from Kaguya's perspective he's spent the last 7 years either fighting bad guys or preparing to fight bad guys. Taking a moment to just unwind and chill without worrying about the world blowing up was something a long time coming I think.
>>38958853There has been a total breakdown in the social order, following the revival of half of humanity's population into homelessness, and the reappearance of Hopra and Dr. Dil.
>>38958853>>38958894Conservation of detail. If it wasn't something worth investigating, it wouldn't have had so much attention drawn to it.
>>38958908Aw shit we forgot to word the wish not to bring them back didn't we? As an aside, considering peoples houses and buildings come in an easily deplorable capsule I doubt housing is a big concern really. They could have an entire row of hundreds of houses in you local home improvement store.
>>38958785>A. Go investigateThe SaiyaSentai have arrived!
>>38958954They sell houses in the tiny capsule shops too. Capsule houses are pretty pricy it seems though, from what I remember of DB.
>>38958932Conservation of detail is such a powerful force that players will FLIP THE FUCK OUT if they find an empty room, or there's a series of tough enemy encounters leading up to a dead end, or you make one random trader NPC offer his name, and talk about his family and his history.
>>38958966What? Why don't they just ask Bulma to give them a house? Having rich friends is great.
>>38958908>Hopra and Dr. Dil.Who?
>>38959003Bulma is awesome. She's got so goddamn much money, she really doesn't give a shit. I'm pretty sure we could as her for anything and she'd make it for us.>Shenron! I wish for twice the amount of money that Bulma is worth! >Impossible, I cannot grand wishes greater then my own power!
>>38959071Maybe she can make another Micro Band, but give it an enlarge function as well?
>>38958804>>38958806>>38958809>>38958812>>38958816>>38958826>>38958833>>38958839>>38958850>>38958866>>38958872>>38958883>>38958904>>38958958Most children would either rush to the window to get a look at what was happening, or stayed where they were so the police could deal with it.But, you're not most children, and you and your friends are on your feet at once, rushing out the door to find the source of the disturbance. A crowd has already gathered, and you see that the fighting Dojo you passed earlier has been reduced to a pile of rubble.And, not far from that pile, there's a purple-haired woman in a blue shirt on her knees, clutching her left arm and crying out in pain.Her eyes shoot open, and she turns towards the Dojo. "No!"She rushes to the pile of rubble, desperately digging through it, probably looking for survivors."No, Trunks!" she cries, trembling as she struggles to find someone in the wreckage.>A. Go over and help her dig>B. Ask anyone if they saw what happened>C. Ask her what happened>D. Something else
>>38959102>A. Go over and help her dig>B. Ask anyone if they saw what happened>C. Ask her what happened
>>38958954Following the wish to revive all people killed by the Buu incident except for the most evil ones, the world is struggling to cope with its lack of politicians, bankers and lawyers."Who will tell us what we're not allowed to do, or forcibly take our money from us now?"Dragon/pol/ could not be reached for comment, as all of its active posters seem to have disappeared. Newly-launched Hell/pol/, however, claims that "ITS HAPPENING".
>>38959102>A. Go over and help her dig>C. Ask her what happened
>>38959102>>A. Go over and help her dig>>B. Ask anyone if they saw what happened>>C. Ask her what happened
>>38959102>D. Something elseuse energy sense to find anyone under the rubble
>>38959102>D. Sense for any ki sources in the rubble>A. Go over and help her dig>C. Ask her what happened
>>38958968>you make one random trader NPC offer his name, and talk about his family and his history.And then they decapicate him and parade his head on a pike in the streets because they thought he was the BBEG in disguise BECAUSE REASONS.In reality, you just wanted to add in a Torneko style comedy relief sidekick.Or, well, that was just my last campaign.
>>38959102>A. Go over and help her digHERO time
>>38959102>>A. Go over and help her dig>C. Ask her what happened
>>38959102Did we ever learn Telekinesis?Now would be the IDEAL time to just lift everything in the area up into the air, and pick out any people / wallets / mystical tokens of gitgud that show up.
>>38959102>A. Go over and help her dig>B. Ask anyone if they saw what happened>C. Ask her what happened>D. Something else"Wait a minute, Trunks!?"Cause Kaguya only knows one Trunks
>>38959102>>A. Go over and help her dig>>D. Something elseOH NO! Something happened to Trunks! Where's Bulma, why is she letting an Infant wander around Karate Dojos?
>>38959102>Ranfan's husband is deadI FUCKING CALLED IT>C. Ask her what happened>B. Ask anyone if they saw what happened>A. Go over and help her dig
>>38959191It's still my headcanon that Ranfan's husband is really an aged Future Trunks, whose retirement plan was to go back in time and marry her.
>>38959102>C. Ask her what happened>A. Go over and help her dig
>>38959147Dem fukken PCs man.Oh lawd dem fukken PCs.
>>38959214But why, he doesn't even know who she is, and she was never relevant besides showing indian (Nam?) guy's resolve. Also stripper fu.
>>38959241Conservation of detail. Why else would they have the same name?
>>38959241She's a lingerie model in an era where death robots don't attack the world constantly. That's reason enough.
>>38959261Because Toriyama has the memory of goldfish.
>>38959275Doesn't mean it's not the same with Dralo. And we already had a conversation about conservation.
>>38959369Apparently I'd make a horrible DM/QM because I am all for red herrings. Sometimes the thing that people hear that sounds like a cult's chanting is really just a group of housewives singing a church song indoors.
>>38959422Confirmed, you would be shit as a GM. Might I suggest taking up bird watching? That way you only waste your own time.
>>38959124>>38959131>>38959133>>38959136>>38959143>>38959154>>38959155>>38959169>>38959191>>38959204>>38959212>>38959216You rush to the rubble, sensing for any energy beneath it. You can feel only a single source, and its faint. Still, if you hurry, you can save the person trapped beneath.The woman looks at you in shock as you lift large chunks of rubble, digging the surviving man our of the rubble. He's hurt badly, smashed and burned to the point of being unrecognizable. He's clearly close to death."No, Trunks...." the woman cries, holding the man in her arms and resting her forehead against his. "Did anybody see what happened?" you shout to the crowd."I saw an explosion!" a dogman tells you."I saw a light right before the explosion!" a man offers.You look at the woman. "What happened?""Someone killed my husband!" she snaps angrily before taking a deep breath. "I'm sorry, I just...it doesn't look like he's going to make it."But wait, you've made a habit of carrying a few Senzu Beans with you at all times, and fetch one from your pouch, putting it in the man's mouth and making him chew."What are you doing?" the woman demands, before looking down in shock as her husband stirs in her arms.He stares up at her in shock. "Ranfan, what happened?""Trunks! You're okay!" she cries, hugging him tightly.The man smiles. "Yes, I'm fine, sweetheart. But what happened?""You almost died," she answers. "And this boy saved your life.">A. Ask her what happened>B. Stay quiet>C. Ask the man if he remembers anything>D. Something else
>>38959459To be fair, the time of your players isn't particularly valuable.
>>38959477>A. Ask her what happened>C. Ask the man if he remembers anything>D. Tell one of your friends to get a senzu bean
>>38959459Or maybe you are just an asshole, can't have tension and plothooks everywhere, fucking Shadowrun, man, what has it wrought? Bird watching is also not a waste of time, you can discern events from watching birds.
>>38959477>A. Ask her what happenedLazarus time
>>38959477>A. Ask her what happened>C. Ask the man if he remembers anything
>>38959477>>A. Ask her what happened>C. Ask the man if he remembers anything
>>38959477>A & C - gather info>D - sense for any strange energy signatures, flash of light was a ki blast maybe?
>>38959477>A. Ask her what happened>C. Ask the man if he remembers anything>D. Something elseSense for any unusual power levels nearby
>>38959477>A. Ask her what happened>C. Ask the man if he remembers anythingAw shit what the hell man.>D."A light before the explosion? What sort of bomb does that?"Sense for any Ki sources that are rapidly escaping the scene.
>>38959477>D. Something elseIntroduce ourselves
>>38959496Nah, there are actual legit ways of relieving tension without constantly resorting to inane bait and switch tactics.
>>38959477>>D. Something elseAre you related to the Trunks I know?
>>38959647First names=/=related and we are 12. We know this.
>>38959477This:>>38959562>Sense for any Ki sources that are rapidly escaping the scene.
>Vegeta was pissed some inferior martial artist shared the name of his son
>>38959694>Vegeta found out that the dojo was a front for a human trafficking operation>Vegeta becomes the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
Ugh, Ranfan could teach the Heat First, but I don't know how we could get her to do it.
>>38959494>>38959500>>38959506>>38959516>>38959520>>38959537>>38959538>>38959562"What happened?" you ask Ranfan again."Well, I was visiting my husband's dojo," Ranfan answers. "And I noticed a man pointing what looked like a gun from the alleyway over there. I ran out to stop him, but he fired some kind of blast that destroyed the dojo. While I was distracted by the explosion, he cut my arm and ran off.""Are you alright?" Trunks asks."Are you seriously asking me that after a building fell on your head?" Ranfan asks him in return. "Do you remember anything?" you ask Trunks."Pretty much just what my wife said," he answers, sighing and turning towards the ruins of the dojo. "Several of my students were inside. Someone is going to pay for this.""No, I'm not letting you get yourself killed," Ranfan tells him. "I'll find whoever did this?""Are you nuts?" Trunks asks. "There's no way I'm letting you go off after this person alone."Ranfan smirks. "I can handle myself just fine. Or did you forget which one of us fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament?"Trunks sighs. "Fine."Ranfan smiles. "Good. Now, stay safe."Giving Trunks a kiss on the cheek, she runs into the nearby alleyway in search of her husband's assailant.>A. Follow, hopefully you can help>B. Stay with Trunks, if whoever did this comes back, he might need help>C. Sense for any energies nearby>D. Something else
>>38959623Who said it was constant? And dead ends in dungeons should be common place. I would prefer my players to use their minds, not everything will be a thing, and sometimes a bait and switch is a double bait, I would like my players to be Advanced Murder-hobo's. Of course ideal parties and what not, isn't going to happen.
>>38959796>C. Sense for any energies nearby>A. Follow, hopefully you can help
>>38959796>A. Follow, hopefully you can help
>>38959796>A. Follow, hopefully you can help>C. Sense for any energies nearby>D. Something else"Can you guys stay here incase whoever did this comes back?"
>>38959796>A. Follow, hopefully you can help>C. Sense for any energies nearby
>>38959796>>A. Follow, hopefully you can help>C. Sense for any energies nearby>D. Something else"Are you a martial artist too, lady?"
>>38959796>>A. Follow, hopefully you can help>C. Sense for any energies nearby>D. Something elseMy name's kaugya and these are my friends we coming to help.
>>38959796Ok team. Spread out and search. If you find something bullshit, raise your power.I'm gonna stay here and see that the old man's okay.
>>38959839She just said that she fought in the world tournament
>>38959796>C. Sense for any energies nearbyJust want to say, her right eye is not looking where her left eye is.
>>38959796>>B. Stay with Trunks, if whoever did this comes back, he might need help>>C. Sense for any energies nearby>>D. Something elseSuggest one of our friends stays behind while the rest follow RanFan and keep her alive.
>>38959851To be fair so did Bacterian.
>>38959885He was a famous martial artist too. Just not a very good fighter.
>>38959851Sorry.Admittedly, I'm just too caught up in wanting her to teach Kaguya her Heat Fist move that I'm probably not paying attention to much else. Sorry.
>>38959988Yep, that is Kaguya's mind
>>38959822>>38959827>>38959833>>38959834>>38959839>>38959842>>38959866"Can you guys stay here in case whoever did this comes back?" you ask your friends.They nod. "Right!"You rush after Ranfan, while at the same time sensing for any energy levels nearby. You sense nothing out of the ordinary, save Ranfan, who seems to have an above average level of power. Otherwise, you mostly just sense average people milling about in the city.Ranfan stops dead in her tracks when she realizes you're following her, turning towards you and looking at you in confusion."Hey, what are you following me for?" she asks. "What I'm doing isn't safe.""I agree," a voice says nearby, and an instant later, a man descends from the roof above.He's a strange looking fellow, with pink clothing, some sort of strange helmet, a ponytail, and what looks like some kind of goggles covering his eyes. However, possibly the weirdest part is that, where his left hand should be, there is instead a long knife."And I'd suggest that you stop it immediately, I'd hate to have to damage that pretty face of yours," he continues, glancing at you. "Or kill a child that I don't have a contract on.">A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>D. Get between him and Ranfan>E. Something else
>>38959919https://youtu.be/EH91co5uu10?t=3m45sIt does look like a cool technique.
>>38960093>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>E. "Are you another of Gero's robots?"
>>38960093>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>D. Get between him and Ranfan>A. Ask who he is
>>38960093D. Get between him and Ranfan>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>E. Up our power level a little bit
>>38960093>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>D. Get between him and Ranfan>E. Something else"Another Android?"
>>38960093Ask if Dr Gero Made him. Because if he did, we might actually have to pay attention
>>38960093>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo"Are you another Cyborg?"
>>38960093>D>C & A - "Contract? You're an assassin?"
>>38960093>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing
>>38960093>D. Get between him and Ranfan>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>E. Introduce yourself
>>38960093>Or kill a child that I don't have a contract on.Who are you and what the fuck is your problem?Do you know how many students you killed in that Dojo, you asshole?
>>38960093>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>D. Get between him and Ranfan>E. Something else"I am Kaguya, Mr.Satan's #1 student, if you want to hurt the lady you have to get through me first"
>>38960093>A. Ask who he is>B. Ask what he's doing>C. Ask why he destroyed the dojo>E. Job him
>>38960255"My master killed your mater's master!"Noooooooooo,"And suddenly we're in an bad dub of a Kung fu movie.
Can we not do the whole mr satan shit im just fucking sick of it.
>>38960093E Dondon Ray warning shot.
>>38960313Nah, it was Tao that killed Satan's master, this is more of irony in that his student avenges his deceased master's master
>>38960323There's a time and a place for it. That time and place are not here.
>>38960355Honestly I'd hoped this was what Videl was doing with Hercule.If she's suddenly mastered Tao's techniques and trained with cyborg fighters, it makes sense for Tao to be HER kill.Especially since Tao is so far benieth us it isn't even funny.
>>38960093You'd have to be a pretty shitty assassin to introduce yourself as "HEY IM AN ASSASSIN", rather than, say, not introducing yourself at all and killing your target before you get noticed.
I totally forgot until reading his wiki article right now that Mercenary Tao appeared in anime filler during the run-up to the Cell Games, I thought he died in Dragon Ball.
>>38960355Wouldn't that sentence read "Master's deceased master."?
>>38960398Tao's strong enough that he can get away with it, in every case without the Z Fighters. Who's gonna call him out? The police? He's a fucking cyborg
>>38960460Even before that, the only two people who could beat him were Roshi and Tao.
>>38960123>>38960125>>38960137>>38960142>>38960146>>38960156>>38960161>>38960175>>38960201>>38960202>>38960255"Who are you, another of Gero's Cyborgs?" you demand."Gero?" he asks. "Oh, you mean that dried up old geezer who worked for Commander Red? No, but you got the cyborg part right, wonderful observation skills.""Wait, contract?" you ask. "You're an assassin?""The very best in the entire world," he confirms as you step between him and Ranfan. "The name is Tao, pleased to kill you.""Why did you destroy the dojo? What are you doing?" you demand."My job," he answers simply. "I was paid quite handsomely for that little bit of death and destruction, and I hate to disappoint my employers.""You're gonna regret that!" Ranfan warns him."You're not the first person to say that," Tao replies. "But, if you're stupid enough to try, I'd love to add another to my body count."Ranfan yells, throwing a kick that Tao easily blocks with his right hand. Leaping back, Ranfan jumps forward, her fist turning red as she punches him in the chest, burning a hole through his clothing and causing him to take a step back in surprise.Looking down at the hole in his shirt, he laughs. "Not bad, but nowhere near good enough."He throws an uppercut that knocks Ranfan on her back, and once more, you stand between her and Tao."Well, if you want to interfere, I'll just kill you too," he announces, retracting his right hand and taking aim with his right arm. "I'll take you both down with my favorite little technique, the Super Dodon Ray!">A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>B. Stay where you are and block the blast>C. Kill Tao>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill him>E. Something else
>>38960504>Tao can beat TaoWell shit.
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>B. Stay where you are and block the blastthen >D. Wound Tao, but don't kill himYawn while you do so.
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill him>E. Something elseKnock him out
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>E. Dodon Ray his arm to establish dominance
>>38960526>>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>I know that one too!
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill him
>>38960526>C. Kill TaoThis guy's obviously a big danger, we shouldn't let him keep running around and killing people for whoever can pay him well enough.
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>B. Stay where you are and block the blast
>>38960526>>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>>E. Something elseCounter the Dodonpa with our own Dodonpa. Don't kill Tao though, just beat him up abit.
>>38960526>B. Stay where you are and block the blast>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill himHit him with the Dodon Ray as well. Karma, bitch.
>>38960526>B. Stay where you are and block the blast>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill him>E. Pose
>>38960531>Bmake sure no one else gets hurt.>Dcan't kill him until we know who hired him.
>>38960526>"You call that a Dodon Ray? THIS is a Dodon Ray!"
>>38960568No, wait, instead of posing>E. Apprehend/restrain Tao. Don't let him get away!
>>38960526>B. Stay where you are and block the blast>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill him
>>38960526>>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>>E. Something elseTry your own super Dodon Ray.
>>38960580In an Australian accent, right?
>>38960526>C. Kill TaoWith a Doron Ray
>>38960562>>38960618>not behaving like a good boy and only mortally wounding enemies
>>38960599>We hit him with a Destructo Disk>I see you've played Dodon Kienzan before
>>38960526>A. The Dodon Ray? Tien's move?>D. Wound Tao, but don't kill himWith a Dodonpa!Dodon war!>>38960643Kek
>>38960599Can you say, "you call that a ______? THIS is a _____." without an Australian accent?
>>389606621, 2, 3, 4, I declare a Dodon war.
>>38960640We've killed before and already established ourselves as being somewhat pragmatic. Besides, assassins are literal scum of the Earth who kill without remorse for the highest bidder, they don't deserve to live.
>>38960662>>38960662>dodon struggle instead of a kamehameha struggleALL MY YES
>>38960526Random question: if we knocked out his cybernetics then force fed him a senzu, would he get better?
>>38960716it would be extremely painful
>>38960716We NEED to try this now.
>>38960716Probably better to use a healing tank for that.
>>38960552>>38960554>>38960558>>38960560>>38960561>>38960563>>38960565>>38960567>>38960568>>38960576>>38960580>>38960586>>38960638>>38960662"The Dodon Ray?" you ask. "You mean Tien's move?""Tien? You know that fool?" Tao asks, laughing. "Well kid, any friend of Tien is an enemy of mine, you just sealed your fate."The cannon he has aimed at you begins to glow. "SUPER DODON RAY!"A large blast of energy explodes from the cannon, heading towards you and Ranfan. You stand your ground, however, and the blast strikes you full-force in a great explosion.Tao chuckles to himself, crying out in shock when the smoke clears to reveal that you are completely unharmed."What? You can't be serious!" he yells in shock."You call that a Dodon Ray?" you ask. "THIS is a Dodon Ray!"You raise your right hand, firing a thin beam of energy that disables his cannon before moving behind him and knocking him out with a strike to the back of the head.Tao collapses, and Ranfan gets off the ground, staring at you in shock."Woah, how did you do that?" she asks. "Who are you, kid?">A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>D. Something else>E. Go back to the dojo>F. Take Tao with you>G. Leave Tao here
>>38960846>>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell
>>38960846>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and CellPlease, please no Hercule
>>38960846>I'm just Kaguya.
>>38960846>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>F. Take Tao with you>D. "UH SHIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS UNCONSCIOUS ASSASSIN"
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>E. Go back to the dojo>F. Take Tao with you>D. Something elseTie him up
>>38960846>>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student
>>38960846>>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top studentAll three.Gotta build dat ego.
>>38960846>>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cellno more satan shit
>>38960846Can we restrain Tao with the spirit cuffs?
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>E. Go back to the dojo>F. Take Tao with you
>>38960846>>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell
And here I thought Vegeta was supposed to be the salty one.
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top student>E. Go back to the dojo>F. Take Tao with youRestrain him
Why the fuck do you idiots keep voting for Satan shit? He's useless and it's not funny
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>F. Take Tao with youShe can probably figure out the rest if she hasn't been living under a rock.
>>38960919first it was we should be a girl then it was the homo's now its Satan.
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>E. Go back to the dojo>F. Take Tao with you
>>38960942this.also I hate hercule for trying to keep energy a fucking secret.
>>38960846>B>F>ask Ranfan if she knows who might have hired him/if her or her husband has any enemies.
>>38960919Yes, why do people keep wanting to bring up and do stuff with the person who's both the father of a a friend that we've been training, and also has a large good reputation with the populace.Seriously, it's not that hard to figure out.
>>38960846>D. I'm Kaguya, a student of Tien>F. Take Tao with you
>>38960846>>D. Something elseYou're Kaguya, the legendary Super Human!
>>38960919Some of them apparently disagree, and considering he was useful vs Cell with the spirit bomb empowering that doesn't apply either. It's like you don't know how to use an existing character to further our own goals or something. He is a reputation sponge, that gets all the attention and favor the rest of the cast has earned but don't want, we're just capitalizing on that same reputation as well as building our own.
>>38960971The association actually mutually helps both of our reputations. It gives the public a reason to trust Kaguya, but at the same time people are hearing about a disciple of Mr Satan doing all these cool/good guy things. That makes Mr. Satan look better as well, since
>>38960971Yes, why do people keep wanting to bring up and do stuff with the person that's going to hold back Videl from reaching her full potential and a man that's going to try and take all the credit from everything we've done, or at least make it seem like tricks.Who also has a large reputation built on lies and has a penchant for saying everything that's stronger than him is full of 'tricks'.Seriously, it's not that hard to figure out.
>>38961052Because Mr. Satan is awesome and eventually does man up and pull his weight. He does just as much as Krillin, Tien and Yamcha.
>>38961052yeah the fact that he's witholding knowledge of energy that could be used to help mankind is a pretty big minus.
>>38961052Why the fuck do you even think Kaguya even gives a shit about credit? Sure he wants Hercule to at least mention the people that helped and actually did the fighting, but at the same time Kaguya isn't doing this for fame, he is doing it because he has the power to stop it. Plus how the hell is he holding Videl back when he actually allowed Kaguya to go to the Lookout and teach her this stuff.
>>38961052> that's going to hold back Videl from reaching her full potentialDidn't happen in canon, and it's definitely not going to happen here either.>take all the credit from everything we've doneHe takes all the fame and paparazzi so we and our family can keep living a simple life. What's so bad about that?>Who also has a large reputation built on liesHe's reached the peak of what humans can do without any ki utilization at all. I'd say that's pretty impressive, honestly.>saying everything that's stronger than him is full of 'tricks'.That only applies to tactics and techniques that utilize ki, and that's really only due to PTSD caused by his martial arts master being killed by Mercenary Tao. Nothing that a little therapy shouldn't help fix.
>>38961079Gohan is gonna fix that later and you know it.
>>38961052He hasn't actually hampered her in anyway so far. He also gave us due credit for our own achievements. His reputation up to the Cell games actually is well founded since it was based on shit he actually did.The "Trick" problem is legitimate but that comes as a result of ignorance and fear due to his master's death. We will never convince him to use ki blasts or that sort of thing but that doesn't mean we can't convince him to help us spread knowledge of Ki now that we aren't total strangers and helped save the world.
>>38961052>>38961079He isn't witholding jack shit and he hasn't actually DONE any of that yet.Not to mention that, as far as most people are concerned, those ARE tricks, and the only people who employ them are jackasses like Tao.Tao, Shen, and their lackies were the face of Ki manipulation for several hundred years and killed hundreds with it. Besides that you have Spike who killed entire armies worth of people with his beam and Jackie Chun, who BLEW UP THE MOON.Kaguya was essentially lucky to be born in an era where people who AREN'T murderous assholes know how to use Ki.
>>38961123Gohan, Kaguya, and Kazuma together, you mean.
>>38961123Not unless we tag team it with him a few years earlier or inherit Satan's Castle if we marry Videl
Satan taught us nothing how does that make him our teacher and dont care about any of the other things brought up he is claiming some thing he never did.
>>38961123yes but sooner is better than later. just because it happens eventually doesn't really absolve him of witholding knowledge>>38961152so dismissing energy use as tricks which he KNOWS aren't tricks isn't witholding knowledge?>Not to mention that, as far as most people are concerned, those ARE tricks, and the only people who employ them are jackasses like Tao.all the more reason to train his own disciples that can fight against them.
>>38960862>>38960867>>38960876>>38960878>>38960882>>38960883>>38960892>>38960902>>38960905>>38960908>>38960942>>38960956>>38961023"I'm Kaguya," you tell her. "I'm the Junior World Champion, and fought the Saiyans and Cell.""Kaguya," she repeats. "Right, I heard of you. Top student from Satan Castle, swore to defeat Cell on live television. That explains why you were able to beat that guy."Remembering Tao, you sling the unconscious mercenary over your shoulder, walking back towards the Dojo with Ranfan."Now we just need to find out who hired this guy to attack my husband," she comments, stopping at the edge of the alleyway.The police have gathered, and are questioning Trunks, along with your friends. Ranfan sighs, and the two of you step out into the light, approaching the police and laying out the situation.Unfortunately, the press has, by this time, gathered, and immediately begin hounding you, your friends, Ranfan, and Trunks with questions. "We'll take this crook from here," one of the officers tells you, holding out his hands for Tao.>A. Give the mercenary to him>B. You don't think that's a good idea>C. Warn him to be careful>D. Go address the journalists>E. Something else
>>38961153>>38961155Gohan runs the numbers and theory crafting, Kazuma handles extrapolation uses and helps with the frame work of the study while Kaguya handles field experimentation and foreign codification (ie the alien perspective on Energy). The second study would be based on potential and unlocking limits with Kaguya at the helm, Gohan helping codify the super saiyan phenomenon and Muten Roshi as expert adviser.
>>38961152Agreed here. LIke >>38961123 said, Gohan will legitimize ki to the public WITH SCIENCE by rationalizing it. That is far better than we could just by plainly announcing shit to the world.>>38961151Hercule has indeed been brotier in this quest. He helped up beat Cell, he actually had good before that even. Also, we're actually mutually helping the other's reputation. Kaguya being associated with Hercule helps Kaguya's reputation, but it being known that Hercule has "trained" a fellow hero also puts credit to him.
>>38961214Except we even heard him say he'd be willing to share credit, if he know who the others were, and we gave him a list of names and numbers so he can find out if they want any.And we need to visit him and tell him not to call Haya or Billy, or else they'll get in trouble.
>>38961244>A. Give the mercenary to him>C. Warn him to be careful
>>38961244>>A. Give the mercenary to him>>C. Warn him to be careful
>>38961244>E. Something elseYou won't be able to keep him in custody. I'll help you out on that for a while.
>>38961244>A. Give the mercenary to him>C. Warn him to be careful>D. Go address the journalists
>>38961258He's actually already shared credit with Kaguya already.
>>38961244>>38961275this, if we let tao with the cops, he'll kill them
>>38961244>C. Warn him to be careful>E Mention that Capsule corp probably has something capable of restraining him safely and disabling his lethal cybernetics.
>>38961244>>B. You don't think that's a good idea
>>38961244>B. You don't think that's a good idea>C. Warn him to be carefulCan we restrain Tao with some spirit cuffs?
>>38961214>I don't care about all the other things I was wrong about!We said he was our teacher and he accepted us as a student which granted us use of Satan Castle. He can call himself our teacher because we call him our teacher to further our own goals. He didn't claim to be our teacher when we first met him and only claimed it after we called ourself his student for the reputation boost.
>>38961244>>E. Something elseThis.>>38961275He will likely kill the cops when he wakes up.
>>38961244>>E. Something else"Ranfan, can you teach me that cool move you did earlier?"
>>38961258thats not what im saying he has claimed to have taught Kaguya and he hasn't actually taught Kaguya any thing at all if anything it should be kami who we claim as out teacher.
>>38961275Yeah go with the cops and >E. Something else"If you want answers please talk to Mr.Satan PTR to hold a press conference"
>>38961244>>A. Give the mercenary to him>C. Warn him to be carefultell him who he is>D. Go address the journalistsgatta get this done.
>>38961244>B. You don't think that's a good idea>C. Warn him to be careful>E. You were only able to subdue him with training that made you able to stand up against CELL
>>38961256refer to >>38961243 for explanation why Hercule shouldn't be forgiven for witholding info.also who the hell cares who gets the glory?
>>38961244>A. Give the mercenary to him>C. Warn him to be careful"He has powerful weaponry hidden on him and is a dangerous martial artist. If you'd like help I can ask an... er expert for advice on keeping him prisoner."
>>38961319Seconding.We have a bunch of melee combos, but no one and done ki punches.
>>38961244>B."Dude has a cannon for an arm, let's ask Capsule Corp if they have a special holding cell for ki users or something."
>>38961310i voted against that shit it obviously didn't win.
>>38961275>>38961333Yeah there was a reason why we asked Mr.Satan to deal with the press, this is his and his PTR's job
>>38961244B, tell him who he is, and that he claims to be an expert assassian. Also, we should remove some of his cybernetics. Can we take him to Capsule Corp. first to do so?
all this arguing about Mr. Satan
>>38961319This!>and then Kaguya Falcon Punched Buu
>>38961458At least it's not as bad as Android 13 or the Samefag war of 2015
>>38961458Agreed. Why all this argueing when we could be asking Ranfan to teach us how to make FIRE PUNCHES?
>>38961490>Samefag War of 2015Those were dark times, anon.
Reminder that Maron grew up in the same house as Master Roshi.
>>38961490>At least it's not as bad as Android 13 or the Samefag war of 2015plz dont make me remember
>>38961501Later, right now she is probably a little shocked up.
>>38961545Remind me how she did not end up completely dysfunctional?
>>38961501A couple anons are just upset things aren't going their way on something. Same as usual.>>38961505Be ever vigilant, less we succumb to darkness once more. Beware the coming of Broly and Buu.
>>38961588The same way she apparently never learned to fly.Seriously how do you grow up to be an apparently normal girl when your family is kung fu masters who can't keep it in their pants.
>>38961490Which war? All of them look the same to me
>>38961490>Samefag war of 2015
>>38961591I think Dralo confirmed World's Strongest and Lord Slug happening as well.
>>38961275>>38961295>>38961297>>38961304>>38961308>>38961318>>38961333>>38961337>>38961348>>38961362>>38961380'I don't think that's a good idea," you tell the officer. "You won't be able to keep him in custody. I'll help you out on that for a while?""Not able to keep him in custody? Who do you think you are, kid?" the officer demands."He's Kaguya, you know, the boy who beat Cell!" Haya snaps at the officer in annoyance."Woah, you're Kaguya?" the Officer asks."Mr. Kaguya, over here!" a reporter shouts."We have questions for you!" another insists."If you have questions, please talk to Mr. Satan PTR to hold a press conference," you tell the reporters in exasperation. "Now, officer, he has powerful weaponry hidden on him, and is a dangerous martial artist. I can contact an expert who can help you disable his cybernetics.""Sounds like a good idea to me," another officer says. "You want to listen to a kid?" the first officer asks."When that kid was able to beat Cell, I think he can be trusted," the other officer comments."Fine, kid, contact your expert then bring Tao to us," the first officer tells you. "And don't tell anyone about this. When you bring him in, say you just caught him and disabled his weaponry or something.">A. Deal>B. Go to Capsule Corp>C. See how Trunks and Ranfan are doing>D. Something else
>>38961619http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38769320/Tread carefully of the choices you decide to write in, is the lesson this thread teaches
>>38961490Can't be worse than then the one in September.
So wait Namekians can regenerate, do magic, fuse, and become pretty big guys. Am I missing anything?I fucking love Namekians
>>38961647>>A. Deal>>C. See how Trunks and Ranfan are doing
>>38961647>A. Deal>C. See how Trunks and Ranfan are doing>B. Go to Capsule Corp
>>38961647>>A. Deal>>B. Go to Capsule Corp
>>38961627>Lord Slug>hey look, an old wrinkled Namekian>with an army, armed with PTO stlye blasters>they start blowing shit up>yeah, no, fuck this shit, Kaguya just blows up the ship in one shot
>>38961647>A, C, B
>>38960846>A. You're Kaguya, the Junior World Champion>B. You're Kaguya, a boy who fought the Saiyans and Cell>C. You're Kaguya, Mr. Satan's top studentNow, what the frug are we meant to do with an unconscious assassin. If he can dodon ray I doubt a jail could hold him.Maybe someone at Satan Castle knows how to restrain a powerful human?
>>38961647>>A. Deal>C. See how Trunks and Ranfan are doingthen >B. Go to Capsule Corp
>>38961647>A. Deal>>B. Go to Capsule Corp
>>38961647>A. Deal>B. Go to Capsule Corp
>>38961682More like a test for Videl where Kaguya shadow's his student
>>38961647A, C, then B with Tao in tow. Time to learn who Tao is.
>>38961666They only need water and fucking sunlight to survive and can spew out spawn to serve them. Not sure if it was a Namekian thing or actual Demon Magic but Piccolo and King Piccolo can make it so if they kill you, you don't go to the after life and instead wander the earth forever.
>>38961666namekians are pretty boss
>>38961709Basically, Namekians are inherently good guys... when they're on Planet Namek. On other planets, they can be corrupted. And that's when DEMON MAGIC comes in.
>>38961627>I think Dralo confirmed World's Strongest and Lord Slug happening as well.We totally need to redeem Zangya.
>>38961750I don't know, Guru did order the genocide of an entire race of Namekians, to cover up something he did.
>>38961666>big guysU UU U
>>38961771We was also Lord Slug's evil half.
>>38961666We should totally learn to whistle, then all of us can go find Piccolo and show him it.
>>38961801Are you trying to kill him?
>>38961766Uh, Zangya is Bojack, which can't happen since King Kai's planet is intact. World's Strongest is the one where Master Roshi get's kidnapped to draw in Goku so a mad scientist who is in a brain jar that pilots a fighting robot can take over Goku's body.
>>38961766>>38961816Zangya is in Bojack Unbound, though.Honestly, it's kind of sad that Zangya is probally the strongest woman in the DBZ universe minus, maybe, the supreme Kai of TIme.And she just gets one shoted by Bojack for the lols.
>>38961816Oh, but that one kinda sucks. We should do Bojack or Plan to Eradicate the Saiyans instead.
>>38961816Except now he'll probably target either Mr Satan or Kaguya.
>>38961801>train our whistling to surpass the whistling of normal people>whistle Mozart's Requiem to Piccolo
>>38961771>>38961783Stop confusing Abridged with the actual show.
>>38961838Pretty sure he is going to kidnap Bulma regardless like in the movie or Vegeta and Trunks are just going to one shot the guy and be the hero's unknowingly
>>38961816No, he kidnaps Roshi because he thinks he is the strongest fighter in the world still.>more cyborg bullshit>Kaguya just lets out an exasperated sigh and blows the whole lab up>I wish something different would threaten Earth at some point, cyborgs have gotten so boring>hears "Your wish has been granted"
>>38961843>Picture for Ants.Got a bigger version of that?
>>38961851But abridged is better then the actual show.
>>38961878No he is probably going to Kidnap Hercule since Cell happened and possibly kidnap Videl as well if we don't start giving her some extra gains soon
>>38961771>>38961783Abridged does not override the original manga/anime just because it did something funny.>>38961666You got the perfect trips.
>>38961914Nope. Saved it from a google search and the site was deleted. That's all I got. I could reverse image search it and find a bigger one.
>>38961673>>38961675>>38961677>>38961679>>38961683>>38961687>>38961688>>38961694>>38961696>>38961708>>38961713>>38961780"Deal," you tell the officer before approaching Ranfan and Trunks.The pair turn to you as you approach, each offering a smile."How are you guys?" you ask."We've been better," Trunk admits. "But, we're both alive thanks to you.""We owe you, Kaguya," Ranfan says, leaning down and giving you a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you.""But do me a favor," Trunks continues. "When you find out who hired Tao, come and tell me. I want to know who ordered the attack that killed my students. I want to make them pay."Haya, who appears at your side, nods. "One of us will let you know what we find.""Take care, you two," Gohan says."Bye!" Billy adds as the four of you take to the sky, mercenary in tow, and make your way to Capsule Corp.>That's it for tonight, guysFollow me @qmdralo for schedule updates and go to ask.fm/qmdralo to ask me any questionsNext thread will probably be Saturday, but there is a small chance of one tomorrow. In the meantime, I may do a Q&A session tomorrow night, so keep an eye on Twitter. I'll answer questions here for a while.
>>38961939True, but irrelevant. That's like saying people should only watch Abridged and never see the anime or read the manga.
>>38961947I was joking. I know DBZA is not canon. Only thing they've done that is canon is 'The Adventures of Dumplin.' Again joking.
>>38961955Can we learn from Trunks and Ran? What would we do as a intern for Capsule corp?
>>38961955So is World's Strongest going to be the same or will >>38961941 happen instead in order to draw Kaguya in?
>>38961955If we learn Heat Fist from Ranfan could when turn it into a Falcon Punch or Flacon Kick?
>>38961955Has Yamcha's date started?
>>38961987Wheelo will still believe Roshi to be the strongest in the world.>>38961975PossiblyWho knows?>>38962007No>>38962008No
>>38962007Falcon Punch is essentially what it is by default. >>38962025Would the move actually still be useful nowadays?
>>38962025Goku's, Nappa's, and Vegeta's reaction to finding out about the restaurant from Kaguya?
>>38962052The restaurant owner's reaction to finding out about Goku, Nappa and Vegeta.
>>38962025http://www.universetoday.com/112044/physicists-pave-the-way-to-turn-light-into-matter/So energy in theory can be turned into matter, we just haven't had a way of testing this theory in the real world until recently. Does this mean we should in theory be able to turn ki energy into actual matter?Please say yes.
>>38962025Could we learn how to use our Ki sword like how people use normal blades. Like fencing and Kendo styles?
>>38962086>Bulma is the first one to learn Clothes Beam
>>38962025Hmm you'd think for such a brilliant mad scientist that he would be better informed about who is the strongest after years of research on creating Bio-warriors to test them on the strongest fighter.
>>38962025What was the point of introducing Ranfan and her husband? Did you expect him to die?
>>38962086What you mean like how Piccolo, King Kai, Supreme Kai and a few others do in the story? Naaaah.
>>38962040Not particularly>>38962052"Yes!">>38962081"No!">>38962086Possibly>>38962091You could try>>38962098He's been trapped beneath the ice for decades>>38962099I didn't know what was going to happen, anon.
>>38962116You would think that Dr. Kochin would be somewhat knowledgeable about current events.
>>38962138That movie had plotholes out the ass.
>>38962097If we ever learn Clothes Beam we have to actually shout Clothes Beam.Fuck, Abridged or not, I hope Piccolo in this shouts it whenever he uses it.
>>38962152Will Kaguya trip and fall into a plothole to make it fair for Dr. Wheelo?
>>38962116If we can materialize matter from our ki, we totally have to do that one move Shirou pulled during Sparks Liner High with ki infused blades.
>>38962116Didn't know, maybe, but were you setting something up for us to do relating to Ranfan, Trunks, or Tao?
>>38962152Guessing Kaguya is going to use one of the wishes to revive Trunk's dead students
>>38962116Will our Ki blade be of use in the coming battles? Seriously how many of our own moves will be useful.
>>38962152Like the fact that it took place after the Saiyan invasion, but before Namek, Goku wasn't in the hospital, and Piccolo was alive?If we fight in the Otherworld tournament and see Pikkon use his Thunder Flash Attack could we copy its properties to make ki based fire attacks?
>>38962193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmECWz-8MI#t=22m9sYou mean this?
>>38962185That's going to have to be one hell of a plot hole. Garlic Jr. had a ready built "Remove Kaguya and stand a fraction of a chance" option but didn't get it off in time to remove him from the equation. I got no idea what Wheelo could have that would work.Speaking of movies, we may be best served by just baby sitting Roshi and hanging back for Broly, at least until Vegeta nuts up. Unless everyone else is getting wrecked it just isn't our fight (unless the whole paragon of their respective species angle is played up, but even then).
>>38962230>If we fight in the Otherworld tournament and see Pikkon use his Thunder Flash Attack could we copy its properties to make ki based fire attacks?What if we learn thunder flash and then combine it with the ability to make energy into physical forms and call it CLOTHES TORNADO!
>>38962152do we have any way to rebuild the hypoglycemic speed chamber?
>>38962345Eh, Popo probably fixed it. Good as new.
>>38962281Technically speaking, the chamber exists in a separate "dimension of time", according to Old Kai.Maybe we'd be better off training in the rest of the dimension.Oh! We can fight the TIME KING!
>>38962281Option 1: Find out how it was created in the first place and replicate the process, possibly leading to a new chamber.Options 2: Gather dragon balls, get dragon to fix things that have gone wrong. Ask if he wants anything for your anniversary next year.
>>38962345the... hypertronic... gas hammer>capcha-ytnotguess im wrong
>>38962431Hypnotronic Gas Chamber.
>>38962540Hypomorphic Lens cleaner.
>>38962586Hyrdochloridic Slime Paver
>>38962629Happytonic salad dresser
>>38962395You know, why not ask piccolo.I mean, he is both Kami and piccolo now; he should know in someway how it was made.