Journal Entry #???: This is it. It all ends here. The academy is gone. My friends are dead. The orb and I are the only ones left.But I have one last chance to make things right. To undo the atrocities that have led to this.
>>39074732aw shit, time travel plot
>The LORD OF EVIL (the former DUKE OF UNCOMFY) stands across from Tali.>He has challenged Tali to a WIZARD DUEL. One last fight, for all the proverbial (and literal) marbles.
>Do you accept?
>>39074796sure, why not.also, USE THE Z TARGETING
>>39074732Throw a rock at it
>>39074796Sure, this won't go badly
>>39074796Cast Transmute Battlefield to Icecream!
>>39074796Make your breasts bigger because that flat is embarrassing.
>>39074767Take her hat.
>>39074796Tali, why are you wearing a bra?
remember to keep a comfy-shell up at all times to prevent yourself from reaching having comfy break.
>>39074767It's Rena, isn't it?Hi Rena, miss us?
>>39075119The outfit was your idea!>>39075070>The orb can see through Tali's illusions! Tali is currently in MAGICAL GIRL (BOY) MASTER WITCH (WIZARD) form and his illusion is suitably busty to match!>>39074847>Tali accepts.>The WORLD'S PULSE quickens in anticipation of battle. The OLD MAGIC demands blood, and Tali is more than ready to answer its call. The WIZARD DUEL has begun.>The LORD OF EVIL's SPELL ORBS launch from his robe and flash intricate patterns. The LORD OF EVIL is casting a FIREBALL!
>>39075156Transmute Fireball to Ice Cream!
>>39075148Or worse, Bridgette the twice scorned.>>39075156Dodge to the right, quick!
>>39075156Dodge and hide, leave an illusion of yourself getting burned if you can. Also, mock him for only being part of the gentry and not the aristocracy, when you get the occasion. I mean, was the Baron of Evil busy, or what?
>>39075209>Bridgette the twice scornedGod I hope so. I fucking miss my weekly dose of Bridgette Suffering.
>>39075156Transmute fire to ice cream.Transmute scary robes to icecream.Go mad with ice cream power.
>>39075156This is important Tali!How breezy is that skirt?
>>39075156But are you wearing the combat panties to match?You won't get the full bonus unless you're wearing them!
>>39075375>not getting the Commando Dexterity bonus, as well as the Upskirt Distraction feat for wearing nothing at allGit gud, scrub.
>>39075375>>39075435You know this already! The entire outfit was designed by you!>>39075172>>39075271>Tali Transmutes the fireball to ice cream!...That may not have been the best idea.>The LORD OF EVIL is DISTRACTED! Tali has a chance to COUNTER-ATTACK!
>>39075571>>The LORD OF EVIL is DISTRACTED! Tali has a chance to COUNTER-ATTACK!Transmute the air in his lungs into cats
>>39075156Dodge to the sky, because you can fly in that form right?How else are you suppose to flash us panty shots?
>>39075571It was a great idea! your tits are now overed in icecream!Counterattack! Delicious confectionary assault! Convert all detritus in the room into tasty snacks, and propel them towards your foe!
>>39075571Whatever counter-attack you choose, continue the distraction by sensually licking up some of that ice cream.
>>39075585Sounds cute, let's do it
>>39075571Transmute Enemy Robe to ice-cream.I'd actually build the spell, but lazy.
>>39075571Slash him with your knife ears! It is super effective!
give a twirl to make your skirt flair out and cast supreme comfortx3 to make him fall into a critical nap from being comfortable.
>>39075571We gotta make sure you didn't mess up our plan Tali. Circle around and start casting magic beams at him, get ready to hit him with your big tentacle spell.
>>39075651No way!>>39075585>>39075613>Tali fills the LORD OF EVIL's LUNGS with 100% CAT.>The LORD OF EVIL falls to his knees and coughs up THE MOTHER OF ALL FURBALLS. The LORD OF EVIL is WOUNDED!
>>39075917Quick, while he's distracted turn his cloak into a tali bodypillow
>>39075917Now transform the cat into an explosion!
>>39075917>The CAT has been TAINTED by the LORD OF EVIL's EVIL!>The TAINTED CAT lunges!
>>39075917Now run up and kick him in the face.Magic kick him in the face.
>>39075917Quick! Use your secret technique: Magical Hidden Prince Twig and Berry Facesitting Surprise!
>>39075946Shit dodge!Jump jump
>>39075946Transmute cat into ice cream! Or transmute evil into ice cream, leaving behind a happy, cute cat and a pile of ice cream.
>>39075946Cast a catmint spell on the LORD OF EVIL to turn the cat against him!
>>39075917Quickly, cast the spell we've spent months helping you craft at him. You must cast Disrobe!
>>39075946Throw catnip at it!
>>39075946Activate magical physical parameter buffs! Grab cat and use it in combination with its tail to make Tainted Cat Flail and slap the Lord of Evil around with it.
>>39075946We took one of the most evil things in all of existence and then somehow managed to inject more evil into it? We're fucked now. Just make your peace with whatever god you think will give you the best afterlife benefits.
>>39075946Activate your magical girl defense spellsInstead of you getting hurt your clothes will get damaged instead.
>>39075946Cast Transmute Evil to Good.
>>39076098BUT THIS WAS NO CAT. THIS WAS EVIL MANIFEST.
>>39076017I don't know the rune for catnip!>>39075984>Tali TRANSMUTES the TAINTED CAT into TAINTED ICECREAM. Some of it gets in his mouth! It tastes HORRIBLE!Why do I keep doing this!?!?
>>39076375Just cover yourself in more icecream until the evil dude end up being too aroused to fight.
>>39076375Transform the Lord's clothes into icecream. He'll be too embarrassed to cast at you.
>>39076375Sensually lick the icecream and charm the enemy!
>>39076375>>39075950>Tali closes on the downed LORD OF EVIL to engage in CQC!>The LORD OF EVIL's SPELL ORBs activate again! He's summoning something! It's BIG!
>>39076375>Why do I keep doing this!?!?Because it's effective. That being said, turn the LORD OF EVIL'S coat to icecream too!
>>39076408A GIANT DICK
>>39076408Use your super boost spell and run even faster!
>>39076408It's a dildo! Or a giant magical girl with dominatrix outfit.
>>39076408TENTACLE MONSTER.COMES FREE WITH TRAPPED AND MIND BROKEN DAMSELS IN DISTRESS
>>39076408Summon a wall of bodypillows
>>39076408Case magic icecream missile. Give him brainfreeze
>>39076451>Tali boosts himself forwards with MAGIC and BOOTS the LORD OF EVIL in the HEAD!1/2
>>39076715That might've stung a bit.
>>39076715>But Tali was too late! The summoning is COMPLETE!>A MASSIVE OBJECT appears in the sky far above the WIZARD DUEL! It's a PHALLIC, TENTACLED METEOR! It's too PHALLIC to affect with MAGIC! Tali had better finish this WIZARD DUEL quickly! >It's time to pull out THE BIG GUNS!>END HIM with one final SPELL!
>>39076752use the spell DODGE PHALLIC OBJECT.The procedure for this is hiding behind the dark lord and letting it hit him.
>>39076752FIRE AND TEMPURA BATTER!
>>39076752IT'S SIMPLETO BEAT THE ANTI COMFY MAGEYOU HAVE TO USE COMFY AGAINST HIM
>>39076752Receiving The Thrust! A technique from his exalted elders, Tali can harmlessly capture anything with the keyword PHALLIC and store it inside him for future use!
>>39076752Transmute him to the comfiest thing known to mankind: a big nice cushion.
>>39076752Cast SISSIFY on the LORD OF EVIL and turn him into a GIRL!
>>39076752Hit him with your magical boy finisher!Magical Ice Cream Sundae Blast!
>>39076752Use the dreaded...COMFORT DISCOMBOBULATION
>>39076752>Convert Uncomfy to Ice Cream
>>39076788>>39076800>>39076808>Tali TRANSMUTES the LORD OF EVIL into the COMFIEST thing he can think of!>It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!>Tali has WON the WIZARD DUEL!
>>39077409Now fuck the evil overlord
>>39077409Reveal the LORD OF EVIL's face!
>>39077409Now use comfiness to assuage all bad feelings.
>>39077409use supreme comfort to res friends due to their deaths being uncomfy.
>>39077409Lewd.It was a lady, but who was it.Scooby Doo reveal!
>>39077409TALI CALM DOWN, YOUR GOING INTO COMPYNESS OVERLOAD THINK OF 99c AND YOUR CHILDREN
>>39077409Tali has some great hips.Boys with hips a best.
>>39077409Subdue her, lick her navel.
>>39077409Make her a pet
>>39077409It's done. It's finally over. I've been fighting for so long...I need to rest. I'm sure everything will be okay, right, orb? Yeah, it'll all be fine.>Tali SUCCUMBS to a COMFYNESS OVERLOAD.
RIP Tali 2013-2016, she was a comfy gal
>>39077662Oh god, the cum on Tali's face.
>>39077662[fly into his crotch to make him uncomfortable]
>>39077662Whelp now you've done it, your form is now transformed permanently. I hope you enjoy your comfy magical girl form now.
>>39077662We'll be waiting Tali.Return to our resting place.His butt.
>>39077662>The METEOR continues to fall!
>>39077748HEYLISTENHEY LISTENHEY LISTEN
>>39077748Oh right.Sorry Tali, just accept it.
>>39077748Fuck! we forgot the meteor!Apply potions to him!Hey listen!
>>39077748We have no other choice...Hit him in the balls.
>>39077748Time to take control of Tali's body and save the day, the stupid git. Time to unleash OUR true powers
>>39077748His ass, now.
>>39077764>>39077796>>39077807>>39077823>The orb YELLS and SHOUTS and VIOLATES Tali.
This is dumb. Just explode this alternate reality. I don't want anything to do with it. Tali didn't even know the rune for catnip!
>>39077862>Tali is lost in his COMFY OVERLOAD! Nothing can wake him now!
fly up his ass!
>>39077862How are you supposed to get Kuro messed up on catnip without the rune for catnip, Tali? ANSWER ME THAT
>>39077914Kiss of true love!Magic barrier!
>>39077914>[x] Be violated
>>39077914And suddenly the meteor was drawn away, by something so vagina-looking that it could not resist the pull!
>>39077914Well then there's only one thing we can do. Laugh at him.
>>39077914>Tali AWAKENS!Whoa, that was a weird dream.>>39078129...Why are you laughing?
>>39078162How does your butt feel?
>>39078162And then it was okay.No reason Magical Boy Sundae.
lift covers and check for bitches.
>>39078214...fine, why?>>39078282>Vendal awakens."Tali?" She asks. "Why are you awake? It's still early..."
>>39078323Tali, this is the dream. When has Vendal ever been in bed with you?
>Fuwa slumps against Tali."Yeah, come back to sleep."===End of Chapter ???===
>>39078351ELF PRIDEWORLD WIDE
>>39078351Check under the blanket for 99 copper
>>39078351Best Thread Ever
>>39078351Maple master race
>>39078351>No 99c>No Lan>No LyraShit end.
>>39078351> Fuwa endCanon end confirmed.
>>39078415>>39078435>No VaisiI refuse.
And that's it, folks. You all knew it was me, right?Yeah. No bonus post-chapter art because I only decided to do this like yesterday evening.>>39078375>>39078390>>39078403>>39078435'm glad you dudes liked it.
>>39078465Hush Tali, hush.
>>39078453Thanks lime, no lewd butt draws of Tali?>>39078465You love it
>>39078465I'm glad you liked it too, Larro/Tali.
>>39078465Dangit tali, admit your desires.And stop being racist.
>>39078465You protest just as much as you want princess
>>39078465Don't worry, Tali, I'm a human and I totally want to touch scaly tail
>>39078499Thanks for doing this, this is awesome! Hope you do it again one day!