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The words are still echoing through the air when you spin around, sand kicking up as you launch yourself back at the wooden shack, your lungs expanding as they haul in the diaphragm-deep breath you'll need to Lay Down The Fucking Law-

- and it's snatched right out of you by your own uniform collar as it slams into your throat.

“NO! Admiral Settle, you musn't!”

You round on your attacker, flailing madly at the slender, pale arm restraining you – belonging to Shoukaku, she of the long, flowing white hair and sweetly pretty features. Like Zuikaku, she's not in “ship-mode” yet, and though she's surprisingly strong you're able to pry her fingers off your collar – barely.

“Admiral, no! They might-”

The words are still echoing through the air when you spin around, sand kicking up as you launch yourself back at the wooden shack, your lungs expanding as they haul in the diaphragm-deep breath you'll need to Lay Down The Fucking Law-

- and it's snatched right out of you by your own uniform collar as it slams into your throat.

“NO! Admiral Settle, you musn't!”

You round on your attacker, flailing madly at the slender, pale arm restraining you – belonging to Shoukaku, she of the long, flowing white hair and sweetly pretty features. Like Zuikaku, she's not in “ship-mode” yet, and though she's surprisingly strong you're able to pry her fingers off your collar – barely.

“Admiral, no! They might-”

“STAND DOWN, SAILOR, OR I'LL RIP YOUR RUDDERS OFF AND MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOUR ASS!” you thunder with the kind of rage you haven't felt since the day you stumbled across a rating trying to set fuzes in the 5-inch shells with a fucking hammer. Shoukaku was and is a warship, and it's hard to resist the old instincts – she jolts into Attention long enough for you to storm back down the beach to the two CVs who are squaring off for another go. They're so intent on their scrap that they haven't noticed you yet, bellowing be damned.

You aim to change that.
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First for Vampire.
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>>39080533
>In which a momentary slip in judgement has severe and dangerous consequences.
FAP ANGEEEEEEL
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Zuikaku launches herself at Kaga's midsection with a cry. The other CV is larger, stronger and well-muscled; but her face betrays surprised at the ferocity of the smaller girl's assault. They go tumbling and rolling in the sand, ripping at each other's clothing as they struggle to come to grips.

Any other day you might've tried to nudge the squabble closer to the waves and sat back with a good beer. But right now, you're quite literally seeing red.

You don't remember what came ripping out of your throat just then – but it was savage and raw enough to make them look up in shock. You loom over them, glaring from beneath the scrambled-egg bedecked brim of your dress cover.

“GET ON YOUR GODDAMNED FEET, SO HELP ME GOD, GET TO ATTENTION RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT!” Your voice goes snarling over the empty beach and stomps away across the calm waters.

They rise – but they don't come to attention. Zuikaku is staring at you wild-eyed; the fury of battle still in her eyes, but it's Kaga who speaks first. “Or what, yankee? You're out of canes to hand out, it looks like.”

It would seem her visual memory is acute.

“I've still got two boots,” you growl, the anger rumbling rough in your throat, “and if you don't fall in line right now you'll taste l-”
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>>39080533
Planefag, you just repeated part of that post.
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>>39080533
>Double posting on the same post
Planefag pls
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>>39080571

You're not quite sure how she hits you, just then – only that for a few seconds, every nerve in your chest goes numb, and then you're hitting the firm sand like a sack of wet mice. Hands of literal steel ball up in your shirt, and then you find yourself hauled upright to hover inches away from the bloodied, battered face of Kaga.

Her brow's been split open by a good crack across the brow; and beneath the flesh is revealed the dull gleam of metal. The wound is bleeding over her eye, caking it with congealing filth, and the orbit of the other is rimmed with steel where Zuikaku's fist split the skin. Later it'll be a shiner; but now it's just swelling up, red – and at the center is one rage-filled eye.

It punches through the numbness in your mind and begins flooding your internal spaces; lights sparking and shorting out as the tide rises. Fear. Cold, mad, terrified, gibbering fear, images of the abyssals, the first abyssals, the one flaming awful shattered eye glowing in the cold wet dark as it came for you – the embodiment of death, the most incredible concentration of resources turned to the purpose of destruction that man ever made, compressed into the neutron-dense nugget of a body and given a human's hatred.

As the shock of her blow fades – comes the true, spine-tingling terror.

“You might get away with snide jabs in a mess hall, but direct threats on an open beach?” Kaga snarls, and you can feel the heat of her body – a draft of air powerful enough to ripple your clothes. “Do you want to die, you fucking scum? I'll kill you. I was MADE to kill you. WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE!?”

>Someone who's fucked up and very much doesn't want to die – too much to even find words, assuming you could even find the breath.
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080533
That's not how you get doubles
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>>39080571
Oh goddamn it Kaga, you really do want to get wrecked.
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>>39080533
>he can't even doublepost correctly

As expected of fap angel.
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>>39080601
>>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080584
>>39080575

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>>39080601
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>>39080601
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform. But I'm still your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”

Also,
>INSERT KAMINA JOKES HERE
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>>39080601
>Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
"I'm an American, you useless bitch. The race who lay your glorious Nippon people low with a nuke. And so help me God if you do not put me down, America will see to it that it will happen AGAIN."
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
SHOW NO FEAR
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>>39080601

>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>"I'm expendable. You can be too"
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
Lesser men flee where Goto and I stand against your stupidity.
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>>39080601
>>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”

Did she seriously just punch a flag officer?
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
>>"If you can't handle basic fucking team-building on top of attacking a superior officer of a goddamned foreign nation, you're going to be SCRAPPED." In as many words as we can say while suffering from our wounds.
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
>"Now let go of my shirt or you're not going to like what happens."
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>>39080601
>>39080638
More of this
>>39080645
None of this
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”

HAVE FUN RUSTING ALONE IN A GODDAMN SCRAPYARD.
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>>39080601
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
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>>39080580
What are ye doin on you sorry ass, you poofter? GIT TO WRITAN IT, FOR PETE'S SAKES

No seriously chap, writefag this shit. It's good shit.

>>39080630
Eh, no problem fapangel.
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>>39080645
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
>"I'm an American, you useless bitch. The race who lay your glorious Nippon people low with a nuke. And so help me God if you do not put me down, America will see to it that it will happen AGAIN."
Combine these for maximum effect. Kick what's left of the FOR THE EMPRAH out of her.
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
she wants to pull this shit, she has america and goto to respond to. Kaga can do nothing to us, and the admiral has an image to keep.
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>>39080601
Okay, NOW we complain to Goto. His useless ships are attacking FLAG OFFICERS now. There is a line that we have LONG since crossed and she needs to be brought to heel right the fuck now.

And if she can't, she needs to be throw to the scrappers.
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>>39080601
>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080704
>Taunting the other IJN ships who might help you out of this mess.

Really, anon? Really? Are you that retarded?
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>>39080709
>Okay, NOW we complain to Goto. His useless ships are attacking FLAG OFFICERS now. There is a line that we have LONG since crossed and she needs to be brought to heel right the fuck now.
We insulted her, now we take it like a man.
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>>39080704
>>39080645
No. We're trying to end a fight, not start three more.
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>>39080601
>>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
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>>39080601
>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
>“And I'm expendable, just like every man who's worn this uniform."
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>>39080724
He is.
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>>39080724
Little Miss Bitch is going full GRORIOUS NIPPON on an American Admiral. This is an acceptable response in kind.
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>>39080724
PILOT!

...wait, wrong thread.
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>>39080709

I think I know who could help with that.
She might also make a good secretary.
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>>39080742
No, no it is not.

Planefag, stop cackling.
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>>39080601

>“Your commanding officer – one of the few you'll ever get, because of shit like this.”
>“And I'm expendable, just like every man who's worn this uniform."
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>>39080724
Never underestimate stupidity and GODDAMNIT YOU STUPID CLIPPY THING I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN.

Still have no idea how to vote: Kaga needs a dose of "you do not fucking punch a flag officer and get away with it", but I don't like any of the options.
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>>39080742
At the risk of not coming out of this alive because the response calls for making Zuikaku less enthused about thrashing Kaga and making Akagi sympathetic to Kaga? No.
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>>39080724
Yea, yea the anons is.
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Whelp, looks like we have a volunteer for the scrap dry docks.
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>>39080702
I have little to no knowledge of British naval actions in the Pacific.

I'll do my damn best.
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>Hornet is still right there
>kaga's gonna get her kidneys perforated
oh no
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>>39080800
oh yes.
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>>39080727
>We insulted her, now we take it like a man.

No you utter fucking moron. We do not "take it like a man". We are an admiral, she is our subordinate. Specifically, a subordinate who had just engaged in a fight with ANOTHER subordinate after bullying yet another subordinate.

She is 100% in the wrong. You do not ever get to talk lip back to flag officers, and you SURE AS FUCKING SHIT DO NOT GET TO HIT THEM WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS THAT LAST YOUR WHOLE LIFE HOWEVER SHORT IT MAY BE.
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>>39080800
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>>39080800
Guess who isn't equipping her bow and it's not attentive to its surroundings.
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called. writing!

>>39080814

Also, if that's why you picked that choice - if you were actually Settle, you'd probably - oh god, please stop thinking like this you are literally close to death right now
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>>39080800
It's ok, she's a ship. She doesn't have kidneys to shank.
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>>39080794

>Repulse: Sunk

>Prince of Wales: Sunk
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>WHO BITCH THIS IS??
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>>39080837
Quiet planefag, you're ruining my fun.
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>>39080794
Yiss
THIS PLEASES BRITANNIA
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
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>>39080800
>>39079167
>Hopefully nothing like it happens, but Hornet snapping and prison-shanking the fuck out of Kaga with her black arrow and screaming about how it felt to burn her shitty little island would be a sight to see
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>>39080837
No, I was just saying that to the utterly idiotic "We insulted her we take it like a man" post. Admirals and Generals are on a level above and you don't get to beat them up like you would a lippy private just because your feewings got hurt.

Either now or later, there will be Hell to pay for this.
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>>39080814
Flag officers don't generally give the other said subordinate a cane to hit them with either.
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>>39080791
Situation's a bit trickier than that. Sure, insubordination's got to have some sort of punishment, but loosing one of our better CV's over an incident? Not completely sure of the war situation whether we can spare that.

Was pretty impulsive to gamble on a former enemy's respect for their now new commander, now Settle has to deal with potentially hundreds of tons of angry ship in his face.

I wanted the corgis...
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>>39080888
You're pretending that the traditional rules of conduct apply 100 percent.
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Man, at this rate, there isn't going to be anything left for the abyssals to kill.
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ha ha time to scrap Kaga and use her as modernization fodder for Akagi.

Akagi is forced to watch the entire process.
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>>39080837
Palanquin ship when
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Why didn't we just take Hornet with us and bug out?
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>>39080912
...maybe that's the plan. Reverse psychology and all that.
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>>39080903
>I wanted the corgis...
Planefag seemed to like the idea, I wonder if they're en-route as a thundering wave of cavalry
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>>39080912
We can always pick up as Admiral Goto trying to deal with the aftermath of American withdrawal from the military alliance after their admiral got killed by a rogue shipgirl.
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>>39080923
because there are a number of anons who are projecting their own problems into their decision making
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>>39080914
Aww, that's uncalled for. Akagi has been pretty nice till now.

I'd let Zuikaku watch though.
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>>39080923
Firing a sidearm into the ceiling, etc etc.
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>>39080816
KONGOU HIJACK
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>>39080938
Now that sounds like a fun quest.
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>>39080923
We got a bit of PILOT into our bloodstream in Los Angeles.

Not that I'm complaining.
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>>39080601
>Who do you fucking think you are
>she's in ship mode

PUT ME DOWN BEFORE THE WEE MEN SWARM
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>>39080938
>this proves to the Americans that shipgirls are too dangerous to use
>they proceed to scrap all of theirs

Congrats Kaga, you managed to kill the Arizona TWICE.
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>>39080962
Hyperactive psycho bitch.

Ougghta introduce her to the fucking dogs. they'd get along well.
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>>39080923
Cause that would be reasonable and and most anons here arn't it seems.
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>>39080938

Abyssal Quest, where the Abyssals try in vain to actually find shipgirls to fight who aren't already being sunk by other shipgirls as a world war breaks out.
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>>39080983
>Congrats Kaga, you managed to kill the Arizona TWICE.
If Kaga does kill Settle, then Arizona might just kill her right back.
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>>39080981
>Fae mutiny
That I'd pay to watch.

Fat chance of that though, being moonspeak little suckers.
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>>39080744
>>39080974
PLOT TWIST: Settle is Ian's alternate-world self
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Oh man, if Arizona was in creepy stalker mode right now...
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>>39080983

Scrapping in canon isn't disassembling the shipgirl, just recycling her equipment and discharging her into the civilian population. Not sure if it'd be the same in Planefag canon, though.
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Kaga is having a bad day
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>>39081024
>"YOU HEAR ME YOU LITTLE SHITS? GET YOUR SHIP UNDER CONTROL."
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>>39081037
Nah, this is where Sammy comes in to save the day.

Or maybe one of the non-Arizona battleships.
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>>39080916
>mfw I have plans for that in Wizard

>implying wizard
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>>39081037
Well fuck, my morse is a little rusty.
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>>39081037
Shit, stop talking in morse man! I don't have a decoder!

>>39081046
MFW
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>>39080601
>It punches through the numbness in your mind and begins flooding your internal spaces; lights sparking and shorting out as the tide rises
Not sure if pretty metaphor or foreshadowing
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>>39081075
'YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW'
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>>39081068
Do eet faggit
So demands lady Remilia
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>>39081046
>hetza artwork

ok be honest how many dicks did he give her
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>>39081083
Settle is actually a ship slut
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>>39081037
I get it
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>>39081121
>BB-61 was inside us the whole time
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>>39081111
This makes me feel bad for Remilia.

In a hilarious way.
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>>39080601
>[x] “I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”
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>>39080601
>WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE!?
I think I am some one who was on the winning side the last time we squared off
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>>39081114
it is a mystery
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>>39081161
Well, be glad that Kongou hasn't messed with her in this manga...
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7564
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OI WHERES DA GRIMLUG?
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>>39081220
Damn, that's a lot of Dakka on that ship.
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>>39081220
Needs more slugs anon.
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>>39081237
NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA!
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Message from Arizona, admiral!
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>>39081237
STILL NOT 'ENUFF DAKKA
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>>39081293
It's not that bad, considering 4chan
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>>39081336
Man, I figure Ari would keep speaking in morse at this rate.
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>hornet? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT STABBING THIS BITCH WITH A BLACK ARROW?!

>[Dr. Strangelove intensifies]
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>>39081424
>Mein Carrier! I can walk!
Strangely in-character.
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>>39081424
>Mein fuhrer! I can walk! I CAN INTO SINKING ABYSSALS!
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>>39081473
Hey, it's angelfap. We're used to it.
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>>39081392
It fits. it makes sense. It is a thing one looks at with a certain amount of regret, anyway.
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>>39081424
So the shipsluts want to take our bodily fluids?

Kaga's on it, at least.
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>Inb4 Settle is actually the crippled spirit of the Kentucky
>Or the Montana
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>>39081392
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>>39081528
Come to think of it, now that we've got Sammy the only Americans that he's not drawn yet are Settle and Harder, right?
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>>39081424
This is where Hornet goes all Kongou on her ass.
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>>39081551
Hue.

>>39081528
Yes, it should be a thing now.
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>>39081550
>Montana

TOMASO MONTANA?!
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>>39081575
Fuck you, I spilt milk on my keyboard.
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>>39081587

your milk, eh?
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>>39081611
That's lewd.
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>>39081611
Dude, fresh milk from the grocery.
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Staring into the mad, swollen, fury-filled eye of the once stoically-reserved Kaga, it suddenly comes to you that you now understand exactly what the diplomats meant about the duality of Japanese culture during your extensive pre-transfer briefing. Ancient, strict authoritarianism... and beneath it, a pulsing river of pent-up fury, like a long-dormant volcano just waiting for some moron to kick the lid off.

Funny, what you think of when you're about to die.

“I am,” you say, your words tired and blunt, “your superior officer.”

You see her lips twist in disdain and denial, but she pushes past the blunt truth to find the technical one. “Goto's my Admiral,” she snarls, and shakes you once. “You're just-”
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>>39081628

yes.

'fresh milk'.

from the 'grocery'.
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>>39081641

“-another fucking yankee,” Hornet says from directly behind her. Kaga's head snaps around with another violent epithet forming on her lips – which dies there when she finds herself staring down the long shaft of the only “live” arrow in Hornet's quiver; the one she never goes anywhere without.

The black arrow.

“Anyone can get a forty-percent hit rate when they ambush you. Isn't that right, you backstabbing slant-eyed cunt?” Hornet's lovely dark eyes are as cold and jagged as the obsidian arrowhead hovering eight inches away from Kaga's nose.

“Hornet,” you say, soft but firm.

Hornet keeps her flinty eyes on Kaga. “Yes, Admiral?”

“Stand down, Hornet.”

Hornet doesn't budge a single muscle. “Sir?”
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>>39081656

The terror screaming up and down your nerves suddenly stops stock-still – seeping into your very marrow. Your entire body seems heavy and cold as ice as the implications sink in.

“Hornet,” you say softly. “Who am I?”

“My Admiral,” she says without hesitation. “Mine.”

“For now,” you say. “One of two.” You turn and face Kaga's cheek – she's still staring over her shoulder at the wicked glint of the obsidian arrowhead. “Kaga.”

Slowly she turns her face back to you – her face is flushed; the pendulum of fight-flight swinging away form violence, and now her one swollen eye is simply wide, wide with everything.

“Who am I?”

“A-admiral Settle,” she says softly – and with a start, she damn near drops you, as if just realizing she'd been hoisting you upright. Your weight comes down on your bad leg, first, and you go down like a sack of drunken bricks. She holds her hands out in front of her, staring with one swollen eye as if she can't believe she *has* hands.
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>>39081656
And then the corgies swarm them both.
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>>39081656
>“Anyone can get a forty-percent hit rate when they ambush you. Isn't that right, you backstabbing slant-eyed cunt?”
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>>39081673

You struggle up from the ground, gaining little until you feel Hornet's arm slip around your waist and hoist you up easily, her slender frame nonwithstanding. You stare at Kaga staring at her hands, her battered face blank with shock, and a lot of words tumble through your mind as you think furiously -

- and they tumble right past your tongue to land in your stomach as a cold lump you know well from your Academy days; the feeling that you've just fucked up immensely – that you have, in fact, failed as an officer and a gentleman. You stand there, aching and clueless for several seconds, questioning not only your ability to serve, but your ability to continue to serve – as a Court Martial will no doubt be doing very shortly.

But that's not the message you can send to them – after all, you're not the one that started swinging. You slap a cap on that flaring ember quickly, but the heat's enough to get your tongue working again.

“We are one Navy,” you say slowly, your ribs aching a bit as you speak. “And we're only fighting one war.”

You can see Kaga transforming before you; almost your mirror image – the cold distance of professional conduct sliding neatly over her true self like a glove. She simply comes to a more regal stance, staring straight past your shoulder as if she's not aching; making no attempt to stop the dripping blood from her busted brow dripping off her chin and onto her white uniform. “Yes, Admiral Settle.”

“Look at me, Kaga,” you say, an edge creeping into your voice.

She looks.

“Now look at the ground,” you instruct.

She gives you that particular kind of blank-eyed emptiness that only the truly talented officer can manage; a silent way of conveying her utter lack of faith in the sense of anything you fucking say. Her head swivels dutifully – and that one swollen eye damn near pops out of her head as she sees the corgis.

All of them.
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>>39081656
Fuck yeah Hornet
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>>39081656
>>39081673
Atta girl.
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>>39081698

oh boy here we go
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>>39081698

This is, after all, the torpedo range – and the CVs only need a corner of it for archery practice, after all. You – and judging from the disturbed expressions of everyone else present, nobody – noticed them arrive; because the energetic little demons and their hyperactive, nigh manic yapping is as inseparable from them as is light from the Sun.

And yet here they are, sitting in a wide circular blob around this little tableau, plopped down on their haunches – and every one of them stock-still and deathly silent, their eyes fixed on Kaga.

Waiting.

“Now back... to me,” you instruct. Kaga obeys, her face full of confusion and upset in equal amounts.

“They were expendable,” you quote. “I am, too. All soldiers are, in the end.” You shake your head once, keeping eye contact. “Maybe because you're...” you sigh, letting that go. “Which war did you come back to fight, Kaga?” You lean forward, and almost lose your balance – your entire body seems empty now, a slab of dead meat, ice cold and immobile. Only that voice keeps rolling on, those sepulchral tones you hardly recognize as your own. “Now... back to *him.*”

She turns her head towards the direction you tilted yours – and finds Hate. He's standing stock-still, forty-odd leashes slung in a twisted mass over one shoulder. Seeing he has the stage, he fixes his characteristic focused glare on Kaga... and raises one hand to his shoulder, fingers poised to SNAP.

“Now back to me,” you say, your voice whisper thin.

Kaga looks back to you.

“It's really, really easy to die, Kaga,” you say with the simple misery of experience weighing your words. “So think real hard on what you want it to be for.”
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>>39081698
>and that one swollen eye damn near pops out of her head as she sees the corgis.
>All of them.
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>>39081698
>corgis
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39081726
>READY TO DIE??! MAKE IT COUNT!
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>>39081726
>“It's really, really easy to die, Kaga,” you say with the simple misery of experience weighing your words. “So think real hard on what you want it to be for.”
Shit bro, that's deep
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Guys. We fucked up real bad. It stopped before the point of no return, but it's still real fuckin bad. We need to think before we egg on petty fights; we are the Admiral, we are the one who absolutely must make sure everyone else is doing their job and cooperating, or at the very least, aren't killing each other.
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>>39081726
So Hate and company were just standing there waiting to torpedo the *fuck* out of Kaga if she actually tried to kill Settle?
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>>39081790
Now all that we would need is Arizona just off some ways in the harbor with her guns pointed directly at Kaga.
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>>39081790
MEXICAN STANDOFF! IN YOKOSUKA!
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>>39081780
I think somehow we're beginning to salvage this. Still probably not as good as it could've gone. But we managed to turn this around, if only slightly.
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>>39081780
It's called Wednesday.
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>>39081780
The question is, what provoked Zuikaku?
She was ready to beat the shit out of Kaga, even though she didn't have a metaphorical dog in the race.
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>40+ PT boats surrounding a carrier group
>laughing_Iranians.jpg
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>>39081726
>"It's really, really easy to die, Kaga," you say with the simple misery of experience weighing your words. "So think real hard on what you want it to be for."

Let's hope this gets through her head. In the meantime, I'll be over her with the popcorn.
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I just dropped into this thread to say: FUCK JAPAN.

Carry on.
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>>39081780

No fucking shit, we should not have gone into the middle of that fight like that.

>>39081819

>What provoked Zuikaku

Kaga
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>>39081819
Kaga was shittalking CVEs
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>>39081813
Message from Arizona, admiral!
>--. ..- -. ... / .-.. .- .. -.. --..-- / ... .- -.-- / - .... . / .-- --- .-. -.. .-.-.-
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>>39081819
She probably knew what Kaga was doing after previous experiences of being ridiculed by her.
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>>39081819
I know Zuikaku hates Kaga on sight, but why I'm a bit fuzzy on.
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>Still no South Dakota

YOU HAVE ONE JOB PLANEFAG
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>>39081726
The best part is, she'll never know how close she got to winning this if I hadn't reminded everyone that fap angel gave Hornet a WMD.

>And now we RUB. HER. FACE. IN. HER. 'POOP'. Bad bitch.
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>>39081833
No, Kaga was shittalking 5th CarDiv. Shoukaku and Zuikaku were always seen as the runts of the First Air Fleet. Inexperienced and green with pilots scrounged from the bottom of the IJN's aviation barrel. They didn't even get to attack ships at Pearl Harbor, and Zuikaku and Shoukaku ended their careers as toothless bait at Leyte Gulf while Kaga died like a warrior.

It's a serious case of elitism.
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Huh, where are feelthyHornet and co? You'd think they'd be making fun of the retard who wanted to go "I'm an American, you useless bitch."
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>>39081872
>Still double-posting
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>>39081859
FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE. YOU'LL GET YOUR FUCKING SHIP WHEN YOU GET IT.
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>>39081833
But....she wasn't was she?
She was shit talking Hornet because Hornet was having issues.
Unless it was the "ASW escort crack"
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>>39081872
Planefag, please to not be doubleposting inside one post twice. That is quadrupleposting, and that is quadruplebad.
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>>39081879
Hornet does not fucking have a fucking nuclear weapon. She went to the bottom before nuclear weapons were a fucking thing.
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>>39081839
Thank you.
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>Still no Nevada
Come on. All those secondary turrets around the mast is kawaii as fuck.
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>>39081902

Fuck off. Best treaty BB deserves to be seen!
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>>39081903
>Unless it was the "ASW escort crack"
Exactly.
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>>39081910
How does a family end up with a name like "Hate"?
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>>39081898
Sammie B.?
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>>39081898
That has to be Sammy.
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>>39081898
>“No,” a bright, youthful voice opines from behind your shoulder. “That was fucking AWESOME.”
Sammy B???

>>39081911
..-. ..- .-.. .-.. / -... .-. --- .- -.. ... .. -.. . ..--..
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>>39081879
>The best part is, she'll never know how close she got to winning this if I hadn't reminded everyone that fap angel gave Hornet a WMD.

Jesus Christ you're full of yourself.
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>>39081879
>Implying Hornet has a WMD
>Implying I'm not the one who was going on about Hornet shanking a bitch
m8
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>>39081910
Fuck around and shit on the beach practice? I almost wish I was a corgi.
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>>39081898
>“No,” a bright, youthful voice opines from behind your shoulder. “That was fucking AWESOME.”

INCOMING!
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>>39081879
My money's on firebombing. Not a WMD.

And Firebombing can be at least as bad.
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>>39081898
Harder, the voice of reason? God knows he'd love that.
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>>39081929
There's a guy in New Zealand with "Fuck" for a family name. These things happen.
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>>39081929
Oh, you fucking think they call me by the name I got from my family?

Haha, fucking no.
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>>39081945
Yeah I thought it was pretty obviously the Doolittle raid once we took the time to puzzle it out
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>>39081881
>died like a warrior
>got lit up on the first proper naval engagement
More like died like a fucking chump. You've been playing that IJN propaganda game too long.
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>>39081903
>>39081925
>>39081833
>>39081819

She compared the 5th to Hornet. And the 5th took greater offense to that comparison.

Because, apparently, Fuck Americans.
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>>39081958
... I fucking knew it.
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>>39081879
I'm pretty sure that's VT/8, you elitist idiot.
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So is the black arrow just a fuckton of B-25s then?
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>>39081958
YOU... WOT...

YA TOSSER
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>>39081879
The black arrow has been described on several occasions as something she's both ashamed to carry and something she doesn't want to actually use.

Now think. What do arrows represent for carriers in Kancolle? What do they turn into?

Why would she be ashamed of something like that?
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>>39081951
Not to mention the two heterosexual dudes who married for rugby tickets.

NZ is a strange place.
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my weaksauce speedy google of "uss hornet black arrow" show nothing, what is it?
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>>39081922
>not Colorado

>>39081898
Kaga is in for way more shit than the admiral once the rest of the girls find out what happened
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>>39081996
>Now think. What do arrows represent for carriers in Kancolle? What do they turn into?

Uhh... shore leave?
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>>39081726

You hold a palm towards Hate, and he lowers his poised fingers. He gives you a slight nod, and keeps an eye – and an army of corgis – on Kaga as Hornet helps you away from the place. Your chest is already feeling better, but it's really -

- you twist away from Hornet and manage to stumble into the long beach-grass before you lose your lunch entire. You kneel there with the long grass tickling your face as you empt out into dry heaves, and then you struggle to one knee, focusing on your breathing, focusing on your discipline, finding the smooth hard fact of your rank and your duty and squeezing it tight in your mind till it hurts – but the shakes, if they come, are gone by the time you're ready to open your eyes.

Not that it can unfuck what you've just royally fucked up, but – at least its something.

You glance around and find Hornet some distance away, helping Hate clip leashes to the corgis – he must've come down to collect them after their daily “fuck around and shit on the beach” practice, as he characterized it once, back in the 'States. And maybe they drop more turds than torps, but it keeps the little bastards busy. You find a grassy sand hummock and sit on it, watching them work, letting the adrenaline out of your system. God bless Hornet for giving you room, when you needed it. God bless her for saving your fucking life, just then.

And bless God for stopping her from loosing that arrow and getting everyone killed.

“That was the end of my fucking career,” you opine to empty space as you stare across the placid waters of the torpedo range.

“No,” a bright, youthful voice opines from behind your shoulder. “That was fucking AWESOME.”
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Did fap angel post and then delete it?
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>>39081996
Hornet has been confirmed to be CV-8, you dense clucklefuckbadge. She never carried nukes, but she DID firebomb a populated city
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>>39081996
It's either VT-8 or the Doolittle squadron, but I don't see why she would be ashamed of the Doolittle.

And if it's the VT-8, Kaga's criticism would be even more hurting.
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>>39081933
Unnecessary now, I think.
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>>39082023

Fixed the "double-post." For some fucking reason a paragraph or two got repeated in my own fucking writing document.

Spoilers: openoffice is literally a pile of shit
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>>39082014
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>>39082026
Well yeah, but that city was an asshole anyway.
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>>39081885
I got you anon

>>39080704
So retarded, that I'm using that post
as rolling paper.

>>39082014
As for you, I am drawing your waifu. I'll have Mio done the next time your run SWQ.
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>>39082005
Colorado wouldn't have been the ship the surrender of Japan treaty was signed on if it wasn't for McArthur being a cunt trying to score political points with Truman.
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>>39082037
Get Word scrub
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>>39082037
>Spoilers: openoffice is literally a pile of shit
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>39082026
No, she didn't. She BOMBED one but she didn't firebomb it. The Doolittle Raid has been seen as a bright spot in her career regardless.

Oh for fuck's sake IT'S VT-8. SHE'S ASHAMED TO HAVE HAD THEM ALL KILLED FOR FUCKING NOTHING, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO CALL ON THEM AGAIN IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO.
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>>39082037
>not using libre

Enjoy your botnet.
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>>39082045
>As for you, I am drawing your waifu. I'll have Mio done the next time your run SWQ.

TO EVERYONE TYPING >WHEN JOKES: I'LL CUT YOU. STOP TYPING.
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>>39081898

>Deleting a story post

Planefag why
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>>39082014
People in the US military have done far worse than that, and had far longer, better careers.
This was a miserable pile of fuck, but it was still awesome as hell.
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>>39081910
I thought the black arrow was representative of the Doolittle raid?

And I thought the firebombs combos used were later classified as WMDs?

>>39081935
Sorry, got ahead of myself.
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>>39082069
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>>39082068
>when
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>>39081996

>Not being ashamed of firebombing an inhabited city

At least HORNET'S not a psychopath. She can feel bad for what she did.
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>>39082075
>And I thought the firebombs combos used were later classified as WMDs?
No.
Fuck no. That's fucking stupid. Firebombing is not and never has been a WMD
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>>39082060
There was definitely some firebombing involved, but your reasoning for VT-8 is sound
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>>39082060
omg, so does hornet's "little people" have stories to tell their descendants?
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>>39082068
>where
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>>39082068
> why
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>>39082088
INB4 NEXT TIME ON SHIPSLUTS

Also
>HOW
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>>39082068
>who
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>>39082060
VT-8? I don't remember the squadron designations for every bunch of aviators who fought in specific battles in WWII, but would VT-8 by any chance be the torpedo bombers who made a run for one of the Japanese carriers and got fucking wiped out to a man (but unintentionally cleared the way for the DIVE bombers to make their first strike completely unmolested)?
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>>39082068
>TWO THREADS THIS WEEK GUYS
>next thread a week and a half later
Nobody was surprised.
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>>39082068

>what
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>>39082075
Keep in mind, first introduction of the arrow it was specifically stated that she never nocked it. It was heavily implied she never intended to.
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>>39082138
Yeah, that would be them.
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>>39082098
She. Didn't. Fire. Bomb. Tokyo.

The. Doolittle. Raid. Did. Minimal. Damage. Other. Than. Morale. Damage.
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>>39082102
Firebombing
>NOT A WMD.

Fucking Napalm and Vietnam
>FIREBOMBING HAS NEVER BEEN A Weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION.
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>>39082138
Yep, that one. Also, they did have at least one Devastator driver get out of the kerfuffle alive.
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>>39082148
I think that using it as a shipslut isn't the same count as using it as a ship
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>>39082068
>If
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>>39082162
No, they had a pilot get out alive. All planes were shot down.
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>>39082138
To be fair though US naval aviation doctrine stated that torpedo bombers always went first unescorted because the torpedoes sucked

It was literally the shittiest job in the Navy
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>>39082152
Yeah, I supposed being firebombed WOULD be pretty bad for morale.
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>>39082138
>but would VT-8 by any chance be the torpedo bombers who made a run for one of the Japanese carriers and got fucking wiped out to a man

Yes.

>(but unintentionally cleared the way for the DIVE bombers to make their first strike completely unmolested)?

No. That's a meme the Navy came up with to make it seem like there was some sense to their sacrifice instead of them all dying for nothing.
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>>39082165
Fair point, and I've kept that in mind too. It's still worth remembering, because it hasn't been mentioned in a thread since.
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NEXT TIME ON FUCKING SHIPSLUTS - TWO MORE GODDAMNED THREADS!

I'm stopping tonight so I've got a little more time to write out Things, because this fracas changes a few things. Sammy and Willie Dee will be first thing when we resume (most likely on Friday, unless I do SWQ Friday and Ships Saturday) we didn't get to them tonight because the CV thing hinged drastically on one or two choices! And we're stopping now because some people have fucking jobs, and they'll hate me to death if I keep going.

Next week is Spring Break though, and since I QUIT MY AWFUL FUCKING JOB, well, sorry working people, it's gonna be double-thread fucking heaven. It's all feast or famine with me, baby. Just call me El Nino or something I dunno

I'm not totally bushed yet tho so QUESTION TIME? QUESTION TIME. STUPID QUESTIONS WILL JUST GET REACTION IMAGES OUT OF ME THOUGH, SO PLEASE, MAKE AN EFFORT
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>>39082156
Bad, but not a WMD.

WMDs specifically refer to radiological, biological, chemical, nuclear and the like.
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>>39082176
Anon, that's what I said.
> at least one Devastator driver get out of the kerfuffle alive
"Driver" is slang for aviator/pilot.

But if you're talking about JUST the pilot, then carry on.
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>>39082178
They weren't firebombs.
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>>39082178
Hahaha you sure got me good. Ebin ruse, bro.
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>>39082192

Will we see Battleship X?
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>>39082178
YOU STUPID FUCK.

DOOLITTLE.
WAS
NOT
A
FIREBOMBING
RAID
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>>39082192
>Next week is Spring Break though, and since I QUIT MY AWFUL FUCKING JOB, well, sorry working people, it's gonna be double-thread fucking heaven. It's all feast or famine with me, baby. Just call me El Nino or something I dunno
Promise?
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>>39082192
What's the chance of seeing Her Majesty's battlewagons with us?
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>>39082178
You're off by a couple of years, fag.
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>>39082192
On a scale of one to Willie D, how badly did we fuck up this time?
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>>39082192
Why is Hornet so shit at using her planes?
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>>39082178
are you the same clueless namefag who could not grasp nukes?

if you are fuck off and stop posting
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>>39082192
which kanmusu would you UNREP?
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Oh, for fuck's sake people. Hornet didn't firebomb a city. That arrow represents a torpedo squadron that got fucking killed to a man during Midway, with their greatest contribution being an unintentional distraction for the dive bombers that showed up just as the last of them was killed (and before the defending Japanese fighters could get back in position to watch for high-altitude fighters).

Hornet doesn't want to use that arrow because the entire squadron it represents died USELESSLY.
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>>39082192
How well/badly would you say we handled said fracas?
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>>39082192
Do we really have no subordinates other than Hate and our own shipgirls? I feel like secondary input before some of these vote choices would help anon think more clearly.
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Do you use the blood of the innocent or the tears of the damned for lubrication of vital moving parts and joints? If so, how much and how often?
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>>39082224
Willie Dee was not as bad a fuckup as you think
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>>39082192
Why is Settle so sure he's going to lose his career?

Instigating a fight (although, I wouldn't call it as such, since Zuikaku was pretty obviously going to tear a strip of Kagahide) is bad, yes. But not as much as decking, and threatening an admiral.
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>>39082228
Well, one driver did survive that mess: George H. Gay, Jr.
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>>39082198
Whoops. I read "diver", which made me think of the entire plane for some damn reason, despite Devastators not being diver bombers.

Yeah, guess it is getting pretty late.
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>>39082212

>Each aircraft carried four specially constructed 500-pound (225 kg) bombs. Three of these were high-explosive munitions and one was a bundle of incendiaries. The incendiaries were long tubes, wrapped together in order to be carried in the bomb bay, but designed to separate and scatter over a wide area after release.

They threw in a few for the hell of it, but no, it wasn't primarily a firebombing raid.
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>>39082192
You're great,Planefag. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>39082228
Ok, quoting myself for a correction here. The distraction part is now claimed to be Navy propaganda. They died for NOTHING.
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>>39082192
Does everyone on the base speak English? Just wondering how the American and Japanese navy counterparts (verbally) understand each other.
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>>39082192
How much metal can we get out of Kaga?

I mean, if we're not going to scrap Naka, we have to get it from somewhere.
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>>39082192
Have the japs figured out how to handle the ship/girl divide when it comes to the chain of command an this kind of shit, or is Goto watching Settle and taking notes from a safe distance?
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>>39082192
What does the black arrow Hornet has represent?
If its the VT-8, can we talk to the "little people" in it?
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>>39082258
Well, that's me told innit?
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>>39082045
>more huge, oddly angled tits and sameface

Joy.
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>>39082255
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>>39082225
Because Hornet's CAG commander was a dumbass
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>>39082192
What does scrapping shipsluts involve in this quest?
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>>39082289
>CAG commander
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>>39082192
>it's gonna be double-thread fucking heaven.
See you faggots for the next thread on the 21st.
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>>39082278
hi dante
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>>39082228
>unintentional distraction for the dive bombers that showed up just as the last of them was killed (and before the defending Japanese fighters could get back in position to watch for high-altitude fighters).

That did not happen. The Japanese CAP had already been strung out and distracted by chasing the constant air attacks all morning. VT-8 didn't do that on their own.
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>>39082225
This was answered in the previous thread. Here you go!
>>39077860
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Is there any reason why we seem to run into mostly bitchy shipgirls (not counting Kongou, Tenryuu, Akagi, or Naka and her sister)

>>39082278
Some artists make a living like that surprisingly enough.
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>>39082192
Straya cunt?

we will never see australians outside of quests I write will we?
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>>39082192

Question A: What are the oldest ship spirits that have returned on our side?
Question 2: Has this old warrior appeared (pic related)?
Question III: Have any vessels of the minor naval powers arrived yet?
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>>39082247
>Why is Settle so sure he's going to lose his career?

Did we read the same thread?
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>>39082219

Actually, just about to do something about that.

You've had a long day at the office. You've had to negotiate various bureaucratic pitfalls from the gents back home who seem to think that the Pacific theatre can't be left to the Yanks and the Japs, and were thus aiming to replace you with some other trusted sod of their choosing. But that was a normal, everyday problem. You could deal with old men getting worked up about not being the rulers of the seas anymore. You've been doing so for the last two decades.

Your big problem today, was that there are five little maids standing in front of your desk.

Five little girls, dressed as Victorian-era maids. Each of them, standing to perfect attention, their dainty little hands giving you a prim and proper salute. The sound that their little shoes made as they brought their heels together was an almost perfect parade ground sound.

"I'm HMS Saumarez,"
"HMS Verulam, sir."
"HMS Venus."
"This is HMS Vigilant."
"HMS Virago."

Saumarez leaned closer to the desk as the others dropped their hands, "26th Destroyer Flotilla, at your service. We’re ready to give those fookin' abyssals what for. Sir."

Old Second World War ships coming back to life as actual, living breathing people, you could deal with. How much worse could it be than finding out that aliens existed when the Abyssals started infesting the seas? Them being young women and little girls, you could deal with. Most ships are treated as women anyway. Was it a big surprise when they came back as (rather nice looking) women?

But seeing young girls coming in dressed like that?

This was absolutely unacceptable. You've already had this discussion with so many of the others.

"Ladies. On this base, we have strict uniform regulations," you begin, letting your fingers roll over the papers on your desk disinterestedly, "Here in the Royal Navy, we have standards to uphold."

The Virago smirks as she breathes, "I told you he wouldn't go for it."
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>>39082192
>QUESTION TIME?
Is there an actual chance at getting court martialed over this or is Settle just panicking over nothing?
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>>39082228
Kinda-sorta. The long held stance that they 'brought the fighters down' is wrong, the zero could climb back to it's perch with time to spare.

What VT8 really did was screw up Nagumo's flight ops- all of a sudden, instead of spotting a strike, he had to recover CAP birds on low fuel or ammo, and launch a replacement CAP, which is what he was doing when the rest of the strike package hit him.
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>>39082309
Who?
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>>39082330

"I've already had to punish a few of your others for much the same mistakes. Those skirts are far too short to be proper, I won't have you looking like those French harlots. Below the knee is the minimum. Get them lengthened or untuck them. And make sure your aprons are crisp and white. I don't want to see blemishes whilst you’re on base. Understand?"

She actually has to restrain her jaw before it drops, though the other destroyers simply give you another salute.

"Good. Report to the dock at 1200 for your orders. You'll report to HMS Belfast. Dismissed."

After they file out of the room, you count to ten. Almost immediately after, you hear them talking about how refreshing it was to be serving again, whilst Virago sputters incoherently about how dumb these dresses were. Taking a moment to smile, you pick up the telephone and dial the direct line to one of the offices at the dock. The line picks up on the third ring.

"Belfast? Yes, this is Valentine. You have five more destroyers, seems to be the 26th Destroyer Flotilla. Yes, expect them at 1200. Make sure they get their uniform sorted out. Very good dear, carry on."

And with that, you went back to the very important business of trying to figure out which fucking forms needed to be filled out to get some decent equipment and supplies out here.
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>>39082192
Is the black arrow VT-8 or a Nuclear Warhead?
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>>39082332
In normal circumstances, he might.

Though in normal circumstances Kaga would be shot.

So I'm guessing neither will happen. Which is a shame.
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>>39082327
I would assume so, yes.

But my issue is (granted, I don't know much about military crimes) is instigating (for certain definitions of instigating) a fight really a career-ending thing for a decorated admiral? Bad, yes. Obviously. But is it really that serious?
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>>39082309
I'm not him. While we don't always see eye to eye, he's got a point: I literally can't tell who is supposed to be who other than context.

>>39082319
tangfag wrote an Australian into EvaQuest for a thread or two, but then he never came back. Just like tang. rip
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>>39082377
It's not a nuke.
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>>39082330
>>39082374
This is extremely pleasing, Britfag anon.
You should continue at all costs.
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Wait so we walked away from Kaga after the whole thing, I'm a bit confused after the Corgi stared down at Kaga
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>>39082219

Breddy dang gud. If the Germans show up - guaranteed.

>>39082225

Mirrors her real-life performance at Midway. Green crew, green airgroup. Enterprise did a lot better. But all told, the US hadn't done much practice in launching unified strikes off multiple decks at all.

>>39082228

I'm tempted to weigh in on this and clarify by Word of God but the back and forth is way too funny.

>>39082229

You salvaged it really, really well, but turning around and getting angry was a big fucking mistake - but if you didn't realize that before, I'm sure you do now. The tensions were closer to the surface than you realized, weren't they?

However, those three choices that started this thread? This is how they would've panned out.

>Someone who's fucked up and very much doesn't want to die – too much to even find words, assuming you could even find the breath.

As you dangle there panicking, with Kaga shaking you, Hornet charges from behind and stabs Kaga with the black arrow, wounding her decently well. The other ships fucking dogpile you (LITERALLY, HURR HURR HURR) and break it up - but obviously it would be a SERIOUS goddamn consequence that'd bring worlds of shit down on your head.
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>>39082377
CV-8 never carried nuclear weapons. CV-8 sank well before the trinity test even popped off.

the black arrow is not a nuclear device. it never was. it never will be.
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>>39082374
>V-class meidos
>Still not regulation meido skirts
Kekekeke
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>>39082409
I, for one, second this opinion.
Good show Brit
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>>39082396
Please?
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>>39082424
So, how close is the Gov to giving up the goat and letting us start summoning shipgirls up the wazoo?
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>>39082424

>“I'm expendable. Like every man who's worn this uniform.”

You basically tell Kaga straight-up that you've accepted that you're likely to die in this job - which, after Settle's initial contact with abyssals, is true. (He obviously let it slip, but staring death in the face, that choice would mean he remembered damn quick.) You'd follow that with pointing out the silent mass of corgis, and telling her that they're expendable as well - and for that matter, even the CVs are. All of them - humanity doesn't strictly need shipgirls at all, to win the war against abyssals - it'd just cost immensely more human lives and financial resources, but it can be done. Then he'd jerk his thumb at the ocean and tell her that if she wants that, she may as well throw in with the abyssals, because the USN sunk her ass once, and they can do it again - really fucking fast, too.

That would've ended things, but not on the note they actually did - it would've been hostile, and cold, and it would've scared ALL the shipgirls, not just Kaga.

The option you ACTUALLY chose was the best one - deciding to appeal to her professionalism, her sense of duty and purpose as a soldier, and then - and ONLY then - bringing up the issue of what war she wants to fight; for humanity, or to fight her old, pointless, lost war all over again, for the pride of people long dead. Since THEY WERE EXPENDABLE got a lot of dual votes, I threw that in as the secondary - but as a cold statement of fact, not a smouldering go-ahead-and-fuck-with-me threat.

Anything but what you actually chose would've had severe repercussions that could only have been mended with bloodshed - most likely yours, somewhere down the line.
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>>39082424
Since this is the Pacific Theater, is the RAN going to show up?
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>>39082330
>>39082374

I love you, please continue.
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>>39082374
Britfag, dazzle camouflage meidos soon?
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>>39082424
>turning around and getting angry was a big fucking mistake
YOU FUCKING PEOPLE.

COULDN'T BE SMART, COULD YOU? COULDN'T JUST TAKE HORNET WITH YOU AND GET THE FUCK OUT.

YOU JUST HAD TO STOMP IN AND SLAP THE SHIPSLUTS WITH YOUR AUTHORITAH BONER.
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>>39082440
it's an espresso machine
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>>39082393
> evaquest
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>>39082483
calm down dante
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>>39082483
Some people just want to see the world burn.

Best vote I ever cast.
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>>39082468
Oh jesus Planefag how do you manage to be so based.
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>>39082427
Sadly, I realised too late that lots of the V-class were scrapped in the 70s, and thus would not have wrecks to rise from.

Derp.
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>>39082483
We should really think about things next time. And not always choose the big red button option as sure it's funny in SWQ, but here, well....
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>>39082517
fuck off, dante
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>>39082483
I was actually hoping for blood. Too bad you faggots had to salvage the situation.

What are we, army?

I came for my grimdark shipsluts and by god I will have them.
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Time for CLT's

It's been a long day, but we've finally arrived. At our room. It's hard to call it a home. Kitakami immediately kicks off her shoes on lies face first on her bed. It's a decent sized room, with a large bunk bed, a desk, a few chairs, and a large dresser. Oh, and we recently got a refrigerator/microwave combo. That was nice, but we've never used it yet. I was told this building was an old transient dorm that was going to be demolished. I guess that when 'we' showed up, they needed some space for us, so this building had a second chance. The walls are white, there's a window, a closet, and our own bathroom. That's it. I've peered into different offices or seen secretary's desks and they all have some personality to them. Either pictures of friends or family, awards, little positive messages, small statues, something. But our room has none of that.

I clamber up onto the top bunk, but I don't really feel like sleeping yet.

Kitakami spends a lot of her off time doing... nothing. It worries me. I can see her face, and hear it in her voice, that she's unhappy. I ask KTKM what she wants to do and I always get a noncommittal answer.

“Hey Kitakami, don't you think we should get something for our room?”

“I don't really get what you mean.” At least she moved her head out of the pillow to reply.

“You know, like decorations or something.”

“Just get whatever you want.”

Kitakami needs... A hobby. I can get her a present! That would be wonderful. I wonder what she would be interested in.
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>>39082483
We've been dealing with a lot of insubordinance anon-san.
Excuse us our moment of weakness.
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>>39082556
go away donte

>>39082494
>evaquest
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How do shipgirl physics work? I think it was touched on, but do they weigh 90lbs or 900,000? etc.
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>>39082468
Never played Kancolle...
So these shipgirls start out as "good as they are during their era". Can they get better, in weapons, armors and tactics?
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>>39082327

He royally fucked up by letting his emotions get the better of him for a split-second; with bad consequences. Like he said: they're one Navy, fighting one War. He effectively forgot that when he felt a flash of rage and went charging in to defend "his" ship - and when he thought through what he was about to say to Kaga, he realized HE was the one that violated that principle first. Of course...

>>39082332

... whether Goto judges him as harshly remains to be seen. Honestly speaking, something like this was quite likely to happen - these ships remember their last war, a violent, awful and bitter war. To us, it's just history. Not to them.

>>39082321
>Question A: What are the oldest ship spirits that have returned on our side?

Nothing older than WWII ships.

>>39082321
>Question 2: Has this old warrior appeared (pic related)?

No.

>>39082321
>Question III: Have any vessels of the minor naval powers arrived yet?

There's rumored sightings of a shipgirl seen in an Italian port, but there's only two grainy pictures, and one of them seems like a cosplayer who's water-skiiing.

Analysts have suggested the first one is the shipgirl leaving port, and the second one is her being towed back after breakdown, so it might actually be an Italian battleship. Nobody's sure, though.
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>>39082544
Scrapping didn't stop Yukikaze or Hibiki from kanmusu'ing.
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>>39082483
Damn anyon, your rage is delicious.
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>>39082576
They're both and neither at the same time.
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>>39082468
What did Arizona get up to when she woke up without us?
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>>39082577
Game canon says they can get "upgrades" at some point, and I'd guess training improves them as well in account of the leveling up.

Tactics I'd say are not the biggest factor.
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I suddenly feel uneasy, shouldn't I know the kinds of things KTKM likes? But it mostly comes up blank. I can't even name her favorite color. It's always felt like I've known her forever, yet when I really think about it, we've only been around for a couple of months. Are my feelings fake? Something wet rolls down on my cheeks. There's no way Kitakami is anything but my favorite person in the world.

A few minutes pass by awkwardly, still unable to think of something she would enjoy. I should.. I should... ask for help. Anyone.

“I'm going out for a little bit, Kitakami.”

“Alright. Can you turn the light off on your way out?”

I oblige her and step outside. I'm not sure what time it is, probably around 2300, it's possible I won't find anyone. A gift usually costs money, right? You need a job for money. Getting a job would be difficult with all the fi-

Ah. We're ships. Made for fighting. The military pays money. I've never asked about a salary or anything. Maybe I just need to talk to the Admiral. I get to the common area, the lights are on, I think I'm in luck. As I open the door I notice the mission board has been updated. It lists the participants and status of all the ships that sortied. Mission Successful, Arizona and Kongou: Moderate Damage. Naka: Severe Damage. Tenryuu/Tatsuta/Jintsu: Light/No Damage. After the days events I felt a little happier at knowing everyone was safe.
I round the corner and there's one person sitting at a table reading a book. Unfortunately it's Shiranui. I felt she was rude earlier, but I remember what KTKM said, and I really need someone to talk to.
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>>39082468
TRUST IN THE PLANEFAG
FAITH IN THE PLANEFAG

>>39082544
Chap, why don't you add HMS Sheffield, just to throw the tosser anons off?
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[shitposting intensifies]
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>>39082585
>>Analysts have suggested the first one is the shipgirl leaving port, and the second one is her being towed back after breakdown, so it might actually be an Italian battleship. Nobody's sure, though.
I will never get tired of you hating bootland.
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“Excuse me, Shiranui-san”

“What is it?” She doesn't even bother looking up from her book.

“I needed some help, on a present.” Shiranui shuts her book, and turns to look at me directly. What a strong gaze. “I-I've been thinking, that Kitakami seems to have a lot a free time, so I wanted to get her something to do, like maybe a hobby or something.”

“I see.”

There's an awkward silence for a few moments, until she speaks up again.

“I can understand. I … “ She trails off, looking at something on the ground. “I was the same. It was only recently I picked up reading. I find it very entertaining. I've been mostly reading history, it's fascinating to see the evolution of culture and technology. The mistakes repeated. The ever constants of war and political maneuvering.”

“Do you-”

“It's amazing to see the how much time and effort humans have put into devising new and exciting ways to kill each other.”

I felt like my initial suspicions about this girl were confirmed, but before I can start to edge away she addresses me directly.

“Anyway, Ooi-san. You should vist the base PX. There's all sorts of interesting things there to buy. You spend a lot of with her don't you? Why don't you get her something both of you can enjoy?” She turns back to her book.

“I, uh how did you purchase them?”

“Go talk to whoever is in the dorm office.”

I can tell that this conversation is over. Maybe I'll find something that Shiranui-san can enjoy too.

I go downstairs to the first floor. There's always someone in the dorm office now, just in case any of us have any issues, after that... pancake incident.

I enter the dorm office and inquire about money. I'm handed a traditional looking money envelope. It's thin, and I can't help myself.
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>>39082593
You think that was actual rage? That was mild irritation, at best.
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>>39082468
So basically we got ourselves into huge shit and managed to pull ourselves back out by our fingernails.

Sounds like a planefag quest, alright.
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>>39082611
He's fucking Greek, they've got that fucking shit down to a fucking art form. Shit's fucking unreal.
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>>39082468

How would it have gone done if we had just let the fight between zuikaku and kaga contniue without stepping in?

Anons need to be less angry. We're not playing young.
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>>39082611
It's genetic. Somethings just become genetic, after a while. Irish hating the English. English hating the Irish, French, and Scots. The Scots hating the English. The Italians and Greeks. The Russians and Germans. The entirety of Asia. Somethings just are, Anon.
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>>39082611
He's Greek; he's genetically hardwired to hate them.
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>>39076240
If you're a Brit, you know what a fucking Mulberry is. In order to continually crow about the Yanks fucking up Mulberry A's deployment

Also, PLANEFAAAG!
>Kongou giving it palm-outward, Royal-Navy style
>Palm outwards
>RN style
WHAT FUCK YOU BAD?
RN Salute palm down. The Brown Hatters and Cabbys salute palm-out.
>angryMatelots.jpg.
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>>39082633
I thought that was the Turks?
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“There's money in here?”

“Well you know, it's a card.” The sailor on duty looks pretty bored, not really watching the TV, but not quite ignoring it either.

“I- I don't really know, could you explain it?”

“You just swipe the card in there when you pay and put in the 4 digit code. Try not to go overboard.”

I thanked him and took my leave. I was actually getting kinda excited for tomorrow, something I've rarely felt.

I enter our room quietly and can hear Kitakami's rhythmic breathing as she sleeps. I really want to make her smile tomorrow. I undress and tuck myself in on the top bunk, ready for the next day.

- - - -

KTKM has been unusually unmotivated this morning. Getting her out of bed and to breakfast was almost a chore. Normally we chat about random things at breakfast, but she's been tight lipped ever since yesterday. That whole fiasco must have really hit her hard. She's just finishing off her sausages when I make my move.

“I'm going out today, shopping. Is there anything I could get for you, my Kitakami-sama?”

“Huh?”

“You know, to buy things.”

“You don't want to drag me along?”

She's asked the question I didn't want to hear. I sort of wanted it to be a surprise for her, and is normally fine with just hanging around the dorm yard.

“I didn't want to trouble y-”

“I'd do anything to get away from me right now too.”


I bite my lip. This isn't how today is supposed to turn out at all. I'm conflicted if I should agree with her just to avoid a confrontation, but that isn't how I feel at all. Before I can voice my opposition KTKM stuffs her mouth with the last of her food, stands up and walks away to dump off our tray.

I won't let this ruin either of our days. I had briefly looked at the base map, so I had a decent idea of where I was going, but to be honest I didn't travel much on base.
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>>39082645
It's fucking both.

Ok, look, I mean, the Greeks pretty much hate everyone, including themfuckingselves, but they hate everyone else fucking more, so it kinda balances the fuck out.

Planefag does have one fuck of a hateboner for Italy though, shit's unfuckingreal.
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>>39082469

Who?

>>39082483

Mistakes make for great threads! HAND OVER YOUR SOUL GEM

>>39082533

I don't know what you're talking about. Someone told me straight up that Settle is a self-insert Mary Sue, so he can't make any mistakes whatsoever, right?

>>39082577
there will be a refit mechanic... sooooon

>>39082576
>How do shipgirl physics work?

Very... malleable. As you read the threads you'll notice the general trends, but the entire topic still fills scientist's heads full of fuck. Nothing's quite set in stone, that anyone can tell.

>>39082596

You should ask about that in-character! Probably before she hunts down Kaga and strangles her, that'd be good!

NOW ERRYBODY SHUT UP AND READ CRIX'S WRITEFAGGIN, it's a really good look at what the shipgirls are coping with right now. wtf I've got a body now? how did this get here I am not good at human
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I leave the dining hall, and set off on my journey [Of the day]. It's a sunny late morning, and the official looking base buildings and offices slowly turn into housing and small parks. It's weird ... not having KTKM with me. I hope she doesn't get into any trouble when I'm gone. My thoughts are interrupted as I hear the thumps of music not to far ahead of me [music link]. I put my hand above my eyes and can see a few blocks down a figure moving at a decent pace down the sidewalk towards me. It looks like it's gliding along the pavement. It's not until it gets a bit closer I can tell it's a guy ontop of a plank with wheels or something, holding what must be a large radio in one hand. He's wearing black shades, a bright, multicolored mess of a shirt, a backwards hat and shorts that are way too long and baggy. His frame is way too large to be some kid on base. Did this ruffian sneak in? Can you even sneak anywhere looking like that. I've stopped walking, entirely confused at what this person is doing. His head moves with the beat of the music, impressively loud for what seems to be easy to carry. He seems to slow down as he gets closer to me, his torso already facing me. He throws both arms outwards in what seems to be an exaggerated shrug, as if to say 'Well, what is it?'. As he passes me he picks up speed and tries to do a short hop over a bump in the sidewalk. He doesn't quite stick the landing and ends up falling onto the pavement. Impressively he seems to have kept his radio intact. Super Weird.

I think I'm getting closer, there's a lot more vehicle traffic on the roads by this part of the base. There's a US marine coming my way up ahead, a good chance to get exact directions. I step just a little bit onto his half of the sidewalk, just enough so that he would have to move to get around me~. I greet him, and he seems just a little flustered at first before easing up. He points out which building is the PX.
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>>39082645
Them too.

Greeks have a long history, lotta time to figure out to hate fucking everyone for any reason.

Look how they're cultivating a seething hatred for both Germans and Fiscal competence right now.
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>>39082483
I'll slap them a bone alright.
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>>39082593
Ah, good to see some one else with the same fine tastes as I do.
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>>39082681
>Who?
Royal Australian Navy
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>>39082681
Strayan navy fap.

Also, >>39082643

>captcha hdess
DAMMIT KONGOU
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>>39082682

Say, are you military?”

“Yeeeaaaah, I'm in the Navy.”

“Cool, Cool. Normally we only invite marines, but I can make an exception for you. Feel free to bring some cute friends along.”

He hands me an index card with a handwritten address and the words “Marine BBQ”. Haha, this is so awesome. I thank him and press on.

As I enter the building it looks like there's a bunch of smaller shops, including a bunch of food stalls. I've never really... eaten out. Maybe I can bring back some food for Kitakami too. There's so many people here too, I have to be careful not to stand in the way or bump into someone. The entrance to the main store is wide, and all I can see are rows of merchandise and displays everywhere. It's so overwhelming. There's tons of clothing on shelves and hangars, it would be easy to pick something out in Kitakami's size, but I don't think she would really be interested in something like that. There's even jewelry and such. Where do I even start? I begin looking down each aisle, until the in the third one, I spot a familiar dress. The bright orange and white uniform identifies the girl as one of the sendai class, the emerald ribbon giving it away as Jintsuu. There's brightly colored and decorated stationary all along this aisle, and she seems to be inspecting them closely.

“Oh, Jintsuu-san. I didn't really expect to find someone I knew here, do you come here often? Is it always this busy? And congratulations on your mission!”

Jintsuu slowly turns around before addressing me.

“Ooi. I was getting something for Naka-chan. Did you know she was seriously hurt?”

“Well, I heard that she was badly damaged , is sh-”

“You would know if you went and visited her, she was nearly blown in two.” Jintsuu cuts me off with a quiet intensity.

“I'm not really that familiar with Naka...”
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>>39082681
Yo, planefag, when's next SWQ?
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>>39082696
This thread has been delicious. Boot-in-mouth moments in SWQ just aren't the same.
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>>39082643

I saw that in the archives, read up on it, facepalmed, and then worked out a brilliant reason to explain why Kongou saluted that way, which both characterizes her better, and makes it seem like I planned it all along.

BTW, burn this post after you read it.
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>>39082681
> not knowing the RAN
you god damn greek ANZACS DIED FOR YOU CUNNNNTS
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Lewd.
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“But you're familiar enough to interrupt me with pointless questions? Do you even care about anyone other than yourself?”

“How c-”

“Oh, that's right, you fawn all over Kitakami, while she does her best to ignore you. She probably can't bring herself to tell you off.”

My fists clench instinctively. I turn away from her and take a half step forward with my left foot. A torpedo cruiser doesn't make feints and harassment attacks. They have to go all in, and take out the enemy in one salvo. I'm at the perfect distance to spin around and knock her out, poised to strike before Jintsuu speaks up again.

“Ooi-san. I.. I've had a really difficult day. I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said.”

People say what they mean. They may regret the words they choose, or the timing, but the intent is still clear.

“Good-bye Jintsuu.”

My heart is still pounding as I walk away, not even looking where I'm headed. What does she know? Couldn't even protect her own sister and tries to project her failings onto others. I stop walking, hand braced on a shelf as I take a few deep breaths to regain my composure. I take a look around at my surroundings, there's rows of TV's and a lot of fancy looking equipment. I must have wandered farther than I thought. I'm sort of distracted by the displays. The color is so crisp and clear, it's almost like a window into another part of the world. I feel someone place a hand on their shoulder, and I jump a bit. They apologize and ask if there's anything they can help me with. An employee, I guess. I tell them that I'm looking for a gift for a good friend, they ask a few different questions and show me some gadgets until one catches my eye. It's called a vita: it's sleek, black, and apparently plays games anywhere. You can even play it with other people. I get this gut feeling that Kitakami would like it a lot. I go right ahead and decide to purchase it, and some 'games' that go along with it.
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>>39082713
Halley pls no.
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>>39082707
If we're adding Aussies, what about Worst Koreans? I want my Koreanized American boat lolis with Harpoon missiles.
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>>39082589
I keep overlooking things. Might have to re-read and figure stuff out before the next thread.

>>39082607
I'll see if I can work out something at some point. HMS Sheffield definitely sounds interesting to work with.
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> “Oh, that's right, you fawn all over Kitakami, while she does her best to ignore you. She probably can't bring herself to tell you off.”

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaym
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>>39082721
.--. .-.. .- -. . ..-. .- --. --..-- / .- -.- .-. --- -. / .-- .... . -. ..--.. ..--.. ..--..
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>>39082728

I went around to the rest of the store and picked up some other items. I got two light green blankets that felt really soft, that match our uniforms. I also picked up some notebooks and colored pencils for sketching. Another thing caught my eye, it was the book section. Purchasing something for Shiranui couldn't hurt. I look at the best seller section and sort of randomly decide to pick up the book “America Again”. She seemed to be interested in all sorts of countries, right?

It's a bit after lunch by the time I get home. Kitakami is sitting on a bench outside our room. I think she pretends not to notice me as I walk up, but I know she's not the kind of person to that oblivious.

“Kitakami-sama~ I'm baaack!”

“....Welcome back”

Its probably the closest I'll get to an apology right now, but I'll take it.

“You didn't get into any trouble when I was gone, right?”

“S'fine. You sure bought a lot of stuff for yourself.”

“Eh?? But I have a bunch of presents for you!” Kitakami makes eye contact with me, as if she's trying to see if I'm lying or not. I place all the things I bought for her on her lap, coming all the way up to her [just perfect] chest.

Kitakami's face is one of extreme surprise, this really is her first time getting presents isn't it?

“I... Thanks a lot Ooichi. I don't really have anything to give you though.”

“Just being around for me is the best present you could give Kitakami!”
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>>39082719
Yeah, well, the witches can't kill Young as easily as the kanmusu can kill Settle.
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>>39082728
>vita
>games
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>>39082737
Attaboy, chap. Always wondered how the poor lady that got assbooted with an excocet would react to the older battlewagons.
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>>39082761
listen deme you can't shipost with your trip off


And that's it for this chapter, follow me on twitter as I post barely anything or my pastebin at http://pastebin.com/u/CrixM
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>>39082761
hey, they could be playing kancolle Kai~
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>>39082681
>it's a really good look at what the shipgirls are coping with right now. wtf I've got a body now? how did this get here I am not good at human
This is simultaneously my favorite and most-hated thing, god dammit
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>>39082739
>.--. .-.. .- -. . ..-. .- --. --..-- / .- -.- .-. --- -. / .-- .... . -. ..--.. ..--.. ..--..

WHY DO YOU WANT BLIMP-TITS

WHY DO YOU WANT A SHIPGIRL YOU CAN LITERALLY LEAD AROUND ON A LEASH LIKE A PARADE BALLOON

INFLATION FETISH IS FOR SICK FUUUUUUUUUCKS
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>>39082681
Planeeee fagggggg

>Hate/ Ship(literal)slut baby how/when.
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>>39082735
>what about Worst Korean
So far it seems to be limited to WW2 stuff, and Coreans didn't do much in that period except starve.

Though, it must be said; they starved very efficiently.
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>>39082793
Leading a shipgirl around on a leash?

I'm fucking working on it. Jesus fuck give a man time to fucking work over here.
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>>39082765
Hold on a second. I'm talking about C24 Sheffield, not D80 Sheffield.

Not sure about D80 Sheffield at all. Need to do way more research.
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>>39082808
But Worst Korean boat lolis are all American WWII survivors.
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>>39082808
And the Northern Koreans are perfecting starvation today.
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Christ, we need to give these girls better "welcome to the 21st century and being a human being" seminars.
Also movie nights to build partnership
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>>39082783
>listen deme you can't shipost with your trip off

FUCK

>>39082795

I can't even parse this

>>39082808
>Korea

If any korean thing came back it'd be the ghost of Yi-Soon-Shin, and he'd replace all Admirals around the world as he raped the abyssals to death with four destroyers, five sampans, and a slightly damp roll of paper towel.

In five days.
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So how are our relationships with all of the shipgirls now?

I know Kaga and Jintsuu hate us but the rest?
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>>39082822
>Yi-Soon-Shin
So competent I'm fairly certain he was only pretending to be Korean.
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>>39082822
Come on Deme, we all know it'd only take him four days.

And it'd be a four DE's, not DD's.
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>>39082819
>Christ, we need to give these girls better "welcome to the 21st century and being a human being" seminars.
>Also movie nights to build partnership

This is very important. They came back for various reasons, but to KEEP them here requires them understanding the humanity they now protect.

Duty, honor, etc. go a long way, but once they start getting used to being people with individual wills, and not cold, soulless constructs - well, their only prior experience was with horny young moron sailors. I think we can broaden their experience past that, you know?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
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>>39082819
>movie nights to build partnership
Hmm, what movie though? The Hangover? The big Lebowski?

>>39082813
>Cruiser Sheffield and not Falklands Sheffield
Oh well, works either way, laddie.
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>>39082822
>raped the abyssals to death with four destroyers, five sampans, and a slightly damp roll of paper towel.
>In five days.

Sounds about right.
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>>39082707
SCRAP IRON FLOTILLA, BTICH

OUR RUSTBUCKET OLD DESTROYERS HUNT AND KILL CRUISERS
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>>39082845
So you're saying a one night stand with all of them is out of the question?
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>>39082728
>Oh, that's right, you fawn all over Kitakami, while she does her best to ignore you. She probably can't bring herself to tell you off.

Hahahah, truth.
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>>39082819
>Also movie nights to build partnership
what the fuck are you literally a wizard

>>39082846
You'll see.
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>>39082845
>They came back for various reasons, but to KEEP them here requires them understanding the humanity they now protect.

Cue SRX theme
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiOsx0zJ2Mk
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>>39082845
I guess we have to do something responsible after we deal with Willie and Sammy, and run damage control with Goto over our raeg.
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>>39082846
Down Periscope?
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>>39082852

And get shrekt by merchant raiders wwwww

not really hatin, it just amazes me how much shit got flung over that fairly straightforward point-blank brawl years after it happened

also I kind of love Australians if you didn't know, I'd love at least one good ANZAC ship to cram in here; gimme suggestions for a real character
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>>39082852
I see your Scrap Iron Flotilla, and raise you a Taffy 3.

Our piece of shit massed produced destroyer escorts and jeep carriers took on heavy cruisers and battleships. And won.
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>>39082845
But it's hard to do that when half of them consider us Yankee dogs....
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>>39082845
Please to be giving us the opportunity to act on this in future threads, it hurts me to see such fish out of water
>>39082846
They're young women, give em some disney shit or musicals or something
>>39082872
hue
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>>39082893
Suddenly, they're introduced to anime and nothing is ever the same again.
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>>39082886
>>39082872
OH. OH.
Hunt for Red October.
Crimson Tide.
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>>39082893
HMAS Perth. Have her show up with USS Houston.
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>>39082893
>also I kind of love Australians if you didn't know, I'd love at least one good ANZAC ship to cram in here; gimme suggestions for a real character
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Canberra_(D33)
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>>39082886
Okay. We NEED to show that to Harder.
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>>39082913
Das Boot?
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>>39082904
So what, like, Mulan?
>I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
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>>39082893
HMAS Canberra is the only ship I know of that got sunk

ask other people about that shit lol
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>>39082893

HMAS VAMPIRE
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>>39082926
No. We need to show Harder Operation Petticoat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Petticoat
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>>39082941
Mein Kameraden.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddW-HeHAwo
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>>39082942
With consideration to how these girls might be secret wells of old-timey racism
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>>39082956
>Pink Sub
Kekekekekeke
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>>39082893
Snarky little DD, vampire.
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>>39082822
We are 4chan. If it's got a whole in the rough approx. of a vagina, it is our solemn duty to try and fuck it senseless.

However, Settle is old man type. New flesh must try to part the dangerously kinky metal/meat flower.

THIS IS THE PATH OF ANON.
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>>39082893
Canberra is always a solid; the Scrap Iron Flotilla (Vampire, Voyager, Vendetta & Waterhen) rocked out with their torps out all over the war and have "I'm going to kill you horribly" names.

If you ever start pulling up WW1 ships, the HMAS Australia was one of those slightly explodey-generation of Battlecruisers.
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>>39082961
Imagine Kongou or Musashi watching Avengers, Uchuu Senkan Yamato, or Three Idiots though.
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>>39082956
Oh this is gold.
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>>39083020
Oh I know, I'm just saying that if they'll casually drop into 'dirty fucking yanks' it might not be the best idea to show them CHINA STRONK
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IJN Kanmusou rocking out to Sabaton when
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOnQpyP1nc
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>>39083020

Its not just movies i think. We need to fit an entertainment room filled with everything we can steal from the base. Abit of everything for them to try out.
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The movie isn't going to be ship related.
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>>39083042
I would half expect Harder to fire up some Wolfpack.

He seems the type.
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>>39083038
It's been a while since I saw that movie
good taste, anon
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>>39082916
>Houston
>with Perth

I really, really like that idea.
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>>39083039
Let's show em this!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUcqkofLNUg

>>39083045
>yfw DesDiv6 start playing touhou
>yfw Akagi and Musashi duel each other in Battlefield
>Yfw Kongou goes ALL HAIL BRITANNIA because of Code Geass
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>>39083065
That was harder on the skateboard, and I forgot to post the music link.

He is maximum 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6scREy7Tx3w

Blame deme.
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>>39083066
That was a good one, But I like 'Farther Goose' Much better. That and seeing a sub sink a destroyer escort with a pair of torps at the end was a nice one.
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Ghibli movies. Bitchs love Ghibli moves.

Japanese animation. Female main characters. One of the morals of pretty much ever story is almost always "Don't be a cunt to people."

They're perfect.
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>>39083045
We need basic modern life familiarization, since that's something that just adds on top of the normal folk not being able to cope with them. Once we've gotten that down some we need to work on getting them and the base folk acclimatized to one another- basically what some of them are doing already, as seen in the writeups, but in a more supervised way to avoid catastrophe
>>39083091
>That was harder on the skateboard
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>39082956
>Finally, at Holden's suggestion, Sherman ejects the nurses' lingerie. Crandall's bra convinces the destroyer's commander that "the Japanese have nothing like this," and he ceases firing. The Sea Tiger, still pink, arrives at Darwin, battered but under her own power.

I remember this movie. I remember kekking like mad.
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>>39083045
And we need them to have more contact with the outside world abit.

Perhaps a weekly home cookout? Where the shipgirls cook for everyone. Ingredients will need to be bought outside the base so this means weekly trips to the local stores or supermarkets. This should bring them into contact with others, letting them for their own connections for why they do what they do.
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>>39083091
CRIX
BLOODY GOOD TASTE CHAP
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>>39083091
...
Why does that make so much sense?


Which raises the question, what does Kongou listen to?
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Hopefully there'll be some nicer shipgirls showing up.

That and people don't do anything else stupid.
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>>39083120
Eurobeat
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>>39083097
The only damn shame here is that the Ghibli movies are often solidly anti-war themed, and our ship girls are made to do just that might be off putting for some of their works.
>>39083101
I said it before, Go watch Farther Goose as well. It was a good one, and I think a pair of BB makes a quick appearance in it as well.
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>>39083126
>That and people don't do anything else stupid.
Ha
HA
HAHAHAHA

>>39083140
>>39083120
I heard EUROBEAT
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXWvSSfXh0
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>>39083120

Classical music. Like a proper lady.

Akatsuki listens in as well. Because she is one.
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>With consideration to how these girls might be secret wells of old-timey racism

Later, they'll look back on this post and say "and because of this guy, right here. That's when it all went to hell."
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have either of the threads been archived?
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>>39083120
The Kongo sisters have learned of this game called the Dance Dance Revolution.

Kongo is the best at this game.
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>>39083162
That makes entirely too much sense.

Like completely, 100% water is wet sense.
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>>39082727
>>39082731
Why would I ever stop?
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>>39083159

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>39083159
fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>39083159
>Later, they'll look back on this post and say "and because of this guy, right here. That's when it all went to hell."

HAHAHA Already got the racism
>>39081656
>you backstabbing slant-eyed cunt?” Hornet's lovely dark eyes are as cold and jagged as the obsidian arrowhead hovering eight inches away from Kaga's nose.
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>>39083159
Please fap angel... don't do it.
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>>39083103
>>39083045
>>39082904
So, Official Admiral Order of Business
- Who the fuck is that
- Get Willie D and Sammy sorted out
- Chat with Goto about how everybody on the torpedo range almost died
- Lead that into a conversation about 'jesus christ we need to make these girls realize they're also human'
- BBQ and/or beach volleyball

>>39083159
I WILL NEVER LEARN HOW TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT, AND I'LL NEVER WANT TO
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>>39083178
Who said I was asking you to stop?
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>>39083159
"We used to love posting on /tg/, then came this guy plane-loving faggot. That's when it all went to hell. SWQ was, and always will be, the cancer we hated."
-Kongou
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>>39083210
> BBQ and/or beach volleyball
>Everybody hates you because you're unsafe Admiral
>That's right, Kaga, I am dangerous
>HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE goes here
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
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>>39083225
DESS
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>>39083207
>Please fap angel... don't do it.

IT'S TOO LATE.

IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE.
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>>39083159
"Strike Witches Quest was a mistake"
-planefag
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>>39083225
Halley pls
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>>39083251
Yes, i guess it is for many other things too. Hue,Hue,Hue
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>>39083210

Note that since we have no idea, Hiei will be manning the BBQ.
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>>39083259
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>>39083161
they have, fapangel archives them when he posts the OP because of some troll archivers.
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>>39083153
I'm aware of how vain of a hope that is, particularly with Planefag encouraging it in SWQ.
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>>39083251
>Monitor and/or Merrimack come back
>Casually slinging around 'negro' and 'orientals' and 'chinamen'
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>>39083149
>The only damn shame here is that the Ghibli movies are often solidly anti-war themed
Yeah but it's more about how war isn't ever actually "we're the good guys and they're bad guys.". People are people regardless of uniform, ergo war is fucking terrible.

Right now, to the best of our knowledge, eldritch ship spirits are coming out of the ocean to kill everybody they can and we're defending ourselves, with the help of some nicer slightly less eldritch ship spirits.

Kinda a "what you did before as big ships was horrible, stop glorifying it. The shit we're doing today is all good though." thing.

Besides, there are a few Ghibli movies that about environmentalism and not being a cunt instead of anti-war and not being a cunt. We can stick those in.
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>>39083280
Dear lord that's frightening.
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>>39083290
Oh yes. It'll be great.
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>>39083149
Keep in mind, Grave of the Fireflies wasn't even meant to be anti-war.

The focus was supposed to be for the kids to follow and respect elders, a culture deeply ingrained in the Asian psyche.

Western observers blew it out of proportion though.
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>>39083280
"Keine is literally worst waifu and worst touhou"
-Demetrious
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>>39083309
Well that is true for the most part. Thankfully we have other options for them to watch.

Speaking of things...Look what I found.
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>>39083354

"Minna a shit"
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>>39083354
Something he'll never say.
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>>39083354
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>>39083354
Oh do tell, do tell.
>Meanwhile Mokou is readying IMPERISHABLE SHOOTING
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>>39083395
I let you go bro, do it, do it for us all
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>>39083395
Problem?
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>>39083395
"Yukari is best girl."
-planefag
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>>39083477
yukari will forever and always be a shit
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>>39083477
MY LIFE FOR THE GAP MISTRESS
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>>39083512
my niggah
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>>39083477
Projecting pretty hard there, either that or you suck a spelling "Meiling"

Not that I dislike Yukari, but just saying he wouldn't think that way.
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>>39083512
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF THE GAP!
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>>39083533
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Youkai Jesus here to save you all.
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>>39083512
gap an elf
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>>39083544
I for one, welcome our old youkai overlords.
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>>39082424
>I'm tempted to weigh in on this and clarify by Word of God but the back and forth is way too funny.

So Settle _is_ your self-insert. Whenever there's a fight or argument, "watch from the sidelines and be amused" is always the better choice in the quest.
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HONK HONK
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>>39083564
>No Chen
Guv'na pls
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>>39083565
Don't be silly, you should totally antagonize every ship girl you meet!

I have no underlying motives for saying this whatsoever!
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>>39083587
Look closer, Anon.
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>>39083564

mofu mofu
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>>39083598
CATS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
THIS IS NO JOKE

>Looks closer
... Well shit. All the mofu mofu distracted me there.
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>>39083619
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>>39083598
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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>>39083642
DO NOT THROW SOULS
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>>39083598
Damn it Loki! you stole heist quest last week!
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>>39083598
>>39083603
>>39083619
>>39083642
>>39083655
Cats are your friends anon
Always trust cats.
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>>39083668

But what does the fox say?
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>>39083661
How about no.let's not include that.
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>>39083685
Go write Tainted Bonds balista.
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>>39083668
I don't like cats
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>>39083692

Priorities.
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>>39083685
>>39083691
TIME FOR JUDGEMENT
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>>39083587
Jokes on you lad. Chen is totally in that picture.

Hint: Ran took off her hat.

Also captcha: >facto
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>>39083821
Freaking fluffy tails, always disrupting my radar.
Also,
>RAN SUPPATENKO!!
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2-HOO IS FOR MANCHILDREN
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>>39080814
Late response but

>You don't get to talk back flag officers
Unless you're the MC.

Besides we weren't acting like a flag officer in the slightest.

We instigated the fight and provided a weapon for a sailor to assault another sailor.

Furthermore it was slightly out of character for us.

We watch, observe, and sometimes laugh at the horrible stupid antics that go around us.

We do not instigate, we just got done telling Hate to not go shoving pistols in girls mouths for insulting Americans and yet we run up and do little better.

Except we were even stupider because we didn't have anything to back our threats up.

After this is over Hate needs to give Settle the same speech he gave Hate and be as smug as fuck about it.
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Speaking as a Brit who knows next to nothing about the Pacific War outside
>Japs bombed Pearl Harbour and fucked up US battleships
>US used a lot of carriers to compensate
>Japs used battleships and lost
>US won Midway (whatever that is)
>The Yamato was disappointingly not as awesome as she had every right to be
And who knows even less about Kantai Collection besides
>Some evil alien ships are girls for some reason
>There's girls that are WW2 ships
>There's a lot of hentai about this for some reason

What the hell kind of thread have I stumbled into here and what do I need to know to join in?!
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>>39085926
>>US used a lot of carriers to compensate
>>Japs used battleships and lost

Japanese had, and used, more carriers than the US in the early stages of the war.

After Midway and production ramped up, the US had more of both.

Well, more of everything, really.
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>>39086007
'swhat happens when you dont live on a tiny island and have abundant natural resources.
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>>39086162
Tell that to England.



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