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You muse over possible objectives as Sammy bullies Willie into her clothes as the corgis play hide-and-seek with each other over, under and around the bed, their excited panting lending the room a slightly doggy air. Willie's already had one go with the gunnery range already; and she'll probably be twice as shaky if she's forced back there after her undoubtedly poor performance this morning. It's vital to get her confidence up a bit, and from what you know of her history, there's at least one thing she's good at.

“D-do I look okay?”

You give Willie the once-over. Her shirt's buttoned up crooked and her hat's on backwards. You beckon her over and straighten out her clothes as she fidgets nervously, then drop your hand onto her head and spin the hat around. She squeaks when you make contact, and shies away a little once you've released her.

“Lookin ship-shape,” you say with a smile.

“N-now what?” Willie asks.

“Now?” Sammy says. “NOW, WE KILL SHIT!” She punches her fist into her open palm, her face alive with gleeful anticipation.

“A-admiral, it's getting late...” Willie glances outside at the growing shadows. “W-we're not gonna do gunnery practice again...?”

“No, no,” you reassure her. “I was hoping Sammy could show you something about torpedo runs.”

Willie begins trembling visibly at this, the blood draining from her face. “B-b-b-b-but-”
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“NO BUTTS!” Sammy roars. “I'M BORED AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!” The volume that tiny frame can produce never ceases to amaze you. She latches onto Willie's wrist and hauls her bodily out of the room, leaving you to chase the corgis out after them and close the door. You've got to break into a limp (why did you hand your damn cane to Zuikaku, again?) to catch up with them, reaching the dorm's side-exit just as the door's swinging shut. You emerge to find Willie trying to put the brakes on as the smaller girl doggedly drags her across the grassy yard, Willie's heels digging into the turf.
“Sammy, pleaaaase!” Willie wails. “I'm really not good at this-”

“You'll do fine!” Sammy exclaims. “How hard can it be, you just press a button and it goes SHOOF and SPLUSH and awayshegoes!”

“Y-you don't understand,” Willie wails. “The last time I launched a t-t-t-orpedo I almost killed the p-p-president!”

“So what? He's a n-”

“NO!” Willie replies. “N-not that one, I a-almost sank Iowa!”

“Whatever, it takes more than one torpedo to sink a battleship,” Sammy says with a shrug. “She could've walked it off.”

“NO!” Willie screams, forcibly wrenching her hand out of Sammy's grip. She's shaking badly enough to be visible from a distance as you labor to catch up; her frame already beginning to curl into that half-crouch she spends half her time in, as if trying to avoid being seen entirely. “I m-m-messed up s-so bad they a-arrested m-my whole crew after that. I c-can't be trusted with torpedoes. I'm d-dangerous!” She sniffs and wipes one rumpled sleeve across her eyes.
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>>39120300
Way to jump ship, planefag.
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This finally gives Sammy pause. She looks up at the taller girl, eyes narrowed and arms crossed... but after a minute her expression softens. Sans scowl, Sammy's plain cute; red pigtails and freckles an irresistible combination. She reaches up and pats Willie's shoulder gently. “Aww, it's not that bad, y'know. Everyone messes up sometimes.”

“N-not like I d-do,” Willie says, pressing her hands against her face. “I'm a j-joke...”

“Aww, sure they do,” Sammy says. “Lots of ships have.” She throws her head back and laughs, a happy, bright giggle that belongs on a playground, not a naval base. “No matter how bad you fuck up a torpedo shot, at least you're not Mogami!”

“WHO SAID THAT!?” a voice bellows from behind the low wall that separates the dorm yard from the sidewalk. You curse under your breath and redouble your limp, hoping to reach them before some poor IJN ship sticks her hand in the loaded bear-trap that is Sammy.

You don't make it, because a girl comes bashing through the flimsy aluminum gate, looking around furiously. Her short, boyish hair flies about her face as her head swivels around, searching – before locking onto the tallest target available; Willie. She stomps into the yard, her round, feminine cheeks already puffing out into a pretty impressive pout as she bears down on Willie. The Fletcher-class destroyer is shaking so hard that she can't even retreat properly; just shuffle backwards before the bigger, stronger ship.
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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
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>>39120341

...dammit sammieeeee
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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM
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“You!” boy-cut demands. She pokes Willie in the chest, and the poor girl nearly topples. “Who the heck are you, huh!?”

Willie emits a series of strangled sounds that can't even qualify as stuttering; just flummoxed, confused terror.

“That hurt my feelings!” she says bluntly, planting her hands on her hips as she leans over the DD. “They can't even prove it was my spread. Sunda Strait was confusing, you know?”

“Y-y-you-”

“Yes,” the girl snaps at Willie. “Me. Mogami.” She crosses her arms and looks off into space, her pout growing ever more pronounced. “You Americans don't understand how tough night battle is, because you never do it. Besides, we won the battle anyway!”

“Sure did!” Sammy says brightly, counting off on her fingers: “One torpedo spread, two enemy cruisers, seven vessels sunk – totally sweet kill ratio, right?”

“We refloated two of them!”

“Two for three!” Sammy returns with a big grin. “At least you're fair!”

Mogami's arms snap rigid at her sides, her fists getting tighter as her face flushes red. “WHY YOU-”
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>>39120341
CAT FIGHT
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>>39120300
>don't shoot, we're republicans
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>>39120300
Wee Willie. Do you not remember your time once you got to the fuckng pacific? Buck sailor. You got a fucking jarhead to teach
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>>39120341
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>>39120373
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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You know, I know Sammie is basically a marine in adorable girl package, but I'm really expecting (and kind of hoping) she talks shit to the wrong person and gets blasted for it. I mean sure she faced off things way bigger than her, but she's still a DE.
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“Mogami!” a new voice cries from the gate. You gasp with relief and pause, wiping sweat from your eyes – your leg is *screaming*. You belatedly remember you didn't take any painkillers this morning; since you slept in a chair in the hospital. Did you pop any when you visited your room? Not enough, not nearly enough. But thank god, help has arrived faster than you could. You get your eyes to focus just as the new girl comes up behind Mogami and places a hand on her shoulder. She's quite lovely; a pretty face framed by long, flowing dark hair. Her head seems decorated with some kind of antenna array; radial supports ringed with thin wire aerials; like a wire-frame halo. “Mogami, everyone made mistakes. We've all got a second chance now!”

“Thanks, mom,” Sammy says dourly.

“Hmm- oh!” the new girl says with surprise. She leans over a little as she beams at Sammy. “You must be new. Are you a destroyer?”

“Destroyer escort,” Sammy boasts, puffing out her chest.

The Japanese ship claps a hand over her mouth. “Oh my god, Mogami, isn't she cute?”

Mogami gazes down at the freckle-faced, pigtailed redhead, and you feel your heart soar with elation as her severe pout slips clean off her face. “Mmmmm,” she murmurs noncommittally, a faint blush coloring her cheeks. “Sokay.”
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>>39120425
GOD DAMN JAPS ARE EVERYWHERE IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN JAPAN OR SOMETHING, FUCK
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>>39120441
“I'm sorry about Mogami,” the new girl apologies. “She tries really hard, and just wants people to praise her for it-”

“I do no-”

“And she's very shy-”

“I am not!” Mogami objects, turning redder by the moment.

“So, can we be friends?” asks antenna-girl. She leans over even further, cocking her head and smiling so bright and sweet that you think Sammy might actually go for it. The little DE is pouting herself now, looking off to one side like she's considering it.

“Mmmm,” she mumbles.

“Hmm?” antenna-ship says, leaning in a little more. “I didn't know American ships could be so cute~” she sing-songs, reaching out and rubbing Sammy's head affectionately. “Please forgive Mogami.”

“Mmmbleh,” Sammy says.

“I can't hear yooou~” antenna-girl says, turning up her charm so much that you think you smell cinnamon buns.

Sammy stands on tip-toe, placing her mouth next to the larger girl's ear, and replies at last – just loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Two for flinching, bitch~”

>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120441
Choukai saves the day? Or izzat oh god. If that's choukai, sammy planted a mark 15 in her during Samar
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
doing the dumb wheee
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>>39120469
>GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120469
>Gain some distance
HAVE WE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM PAST EXPERIENCE?
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>>39120469

>other
Step in, chop sammie's head
"Thats enough sailor, learn to know when to stop the joke."
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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
DISGUNBEGUD and all that jazz.
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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
What could go wrong?
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
screw this, let's go make sure Arizona doesn't wreck a carrier.
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>>39120469
>"Wait, WAIT! IGNORE THE SHORT ONE SHE'S A HOTHEAD"
>"LAVISH CUTENESS ON THE BIG ONE SHE NEEDS IT"
>"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE GIVE HER SOME LOVE AND APPRECIATION
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>>39120469
>fuck that.
>grab sammy.
>proceed to chew her the fuck out

No bad sammy goddammit.
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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
WHELP

>>39120469
I don't like those choices Planefag. Stop trying to make things worse.
>Admiral the fuck up and take Sammy to task for disrupting unit cohesion and not BEING NICER TO OUR ALLIES.
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Can we at least act like an actual admiral for once?
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>>39120520
this
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

hopefully this won't backfire. Well she's not Souryuu, but a nice japanese ship girl is always welcome.
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>>39120469
>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120536

like this? >>39120506
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>>39120469
>Call out Sammy for being a shitdisturber because we have no fucking patience and no painkillers
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>>39120506
Seconding this. Non-confrontational defuser. Just be ready to prevent Sammy's followup insult
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>>39120536
But I don't know how!
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>>39120479
>Choukai saves the day? Or izzat oh god. If that's choukai, sammy planted a mark 15 in her during Samar

Yes.

Yes, she did.
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>>39120469
We should get in there and stop it. One big fight a day is enough.
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>>39120469
>>other
>Step in, chop sammie's head
>"Thats enough sailor, learn to know when to stop the joke."
pls god no more fights jesus fuck
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>>39120469
>>39120506
do our job for once.

Also apologise to the two ladies for Sammy's horrible behavior.
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>>39120506
Go with this. After our last fuck up, we need to start learning how to properly defuse situations
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>>39120580
And you remember the last time we got in the middle of a fight? Lets not. Just walk away from this.
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>>39120469
>>39120506
>>39120520
Combo. Kill Sammy's efforts before she takes it to far like a real fucking Admiral, Make sure Sammy and Willie Make it to the training area, then make sure Arizona doesn't throw a carrier through a wall.
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By the way, we didn't learn who was in that other fight, did we?

Today's gonna be a great day. And it's not even noon.
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To all the anons thinking of disciplining Sammy:

what in the hell makes you think she's gonna respect our authority?

When it's been demonstrated many times over that she thinks like a marine?

And before you say ORDERS, I know she'll obey an order. I'm asking if she'll RESPECT us for it, mmmkay?
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>>39120506
This

We need to be a fucking Admiral.
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39120469
Start blaring the general quarters alarm over our smartphone.

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
I'm thinking maybe Tajikistan?
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>>39120600
>Arizona seeing the whole situation from port.
>-.. . .- .-. --..-- / -.. . .- .-. / -- . --..-- / ... .- -- -- -.-- / .. ... / ... --- / -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. .. ... ....
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>>39120579
Goddammit.

God. Fucking. Dammit.

Captcha enddl. Why yes this is the end. Of settles career
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>>39120627
>Implying we should just ignore this.
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>>39120506
do jerb
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>>39120646
TOTALLY NOT OUR FAULT.
this time
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>>39120506
Have you guys all lost your minds?
Do you think you can stop Sammy with a head punch and some stern fucking words?
You have chosen the worst possible ship to try and be hard with.
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
bringit chumpkai
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>>39120627

We can tell her we'll remove her command of PT boats~
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>>39120658
Problem's we're in no fucking condition to impose discipline and we already fucked up once. Settle's nerves are shot, he's hurting like a motherfucker and he still has to clean up the carrier mess.
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>>39120469

>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.

ohgod whyyyyyy go check on Arizona
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>>39120679
You'd need something damn harsh to reign her in. Can you rechristen a shipslut?
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>>39120641
One can only hope, though she doesn't strike me as the more motherly type to say "dear, dear me"
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.

May as well try.
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>>39120679
And this surprises you how?
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>>39120600
>>39120593
>>39120596
>>39120589
What makes you think there are other options?
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>>39120469
>Stand there and look at them both and shake your head at the irony.
>Scream "Does this look like fucking Samar Sammy?"
>Then tell Sammy that she'll be forced to be Kongo's "special friend" if she doesn't shut up.
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>>39120469
>[X] This >>39120506

We need to start acting like a diplomat, y'know, the other half of the job. We're not some dumb pilot who'd just take out our sidearm and fire it into the air
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>>39120469
>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39120469
>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39120469
>>Pull out smartphone, begin filming. They goan learn.
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>>39120720
>Kongou's special friend

Oh god yes.
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>>39120506
Throwing my support behind this.

We just nearly destroyed our career by acting like PILOT. Let's act like an admiral for once.
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>>39120722
Technically we are. We are also Admiral Settle, and the butcher of the bering sea...
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>>39120469
>Take out our sidearm and fire it into the air
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>>39120684
Sammy fucking SANK choukai. The absolute last fucking thing we need right now is a reenactment
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>>39120706
Hmm, maybe she'd say something like
>..-. --- .-. / . .-. -. . ... - / -.- .. -. --. .----. ... / ... .- -.- . --..-- / ... .- -- -- -.--
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>>39120469
>>39120506
Going for sane option here.
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>>39120693
I'm hearing excuses.

Even if Sammy decides to mouth off at us for some reason, it's better than being seen running the other way or standing by while one of our girls is being a dick.

Of course remember what we went over last time? Not thinking of all of them as our ships is the problem.

We went hard-ass when Willy got bullied by Kitakami and Ooi before, we should not change our tune because the victim isn't one of the American ships.
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>>39120469
>Take our side arm and fire into the air while yelling loudly.

That and Choukai's uniform is pretty 'nice

>>39120722
actually firing the side arm into the air is actually a better choice than what /tg/ chooses.'
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>All those scaredycats
Shame on you.
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>>39120745
Funny thing. Sammy /was/ Kongo's special friend. Kongo put a 14"shell through sammy. It blew a 40 foot hole in her port side.
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>>39120799
Lewd
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You have all seriously gone insane.
We're about to stick our goddamn foot right back into it, and you think we're doing the smart option.
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>>39120506
This.
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>Kongo's special friend
>Sammy

That'd be fun.

Still, we gotta record this for the "funniest videos" compilation we'll play at the mess hall for christmas.
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>>39120834
It's an Admiral's job to stick his foot (what's left of it) into it when shit is going down.

That's called responsibility.
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>>39120834
Standard /tg/ procedure.

Right idea, wrong execution.

Horribly horribly wrong.
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>>39120679
Which is why we need to derail her train of thought.

Such as pointing out that the more time Sammy spends time trying to shit talk the less time she does trying to blow shit up.

Also is Sammy our Tenryuu?
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>>39120768
No, that was White Plains.

With a single 5" shot.
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>>39120834
What voting to reign in one of our ships is insane? It what a fucking admiral would do.
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>>39120799
Yes that's why it's twice as fun.

>>39120791
There's no goddamn way it's gonna end decently the way Settle's now, you fucking retard.

Actually no I take that back. Here's an idea:
>>39120469
Call Goto and tell him to get Kongou here ASAP. If Sammy wants some action, then she can be her escort.
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>>39120834

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>39120853
>responsibility
Being responsible sucks.

That isn't even coming to terms with being responsible for a bunch of little girls who are blowhards and have the firepower of warships.
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>>39120841
So Kongou is basically the only person who can really reign in Sammy?
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>>39120865
Mreh sammy raked choukai with 5" shells then put a mark 15 in her gut. I think white plains got one of the other cruisers?
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>the reasoning behind the write in is that planefag is literally giving us two bad options for an important choice and that's why we need a write in
This is why planefag needs to not word of god "YOU FUCKED UP THERE" because it makes dipshits run scared.
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Whoever loses, we win.
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>>39120799
That's my point. I wouldn't be surprised if every ship girl has an instinctive fear of the ship who sank them.
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>>39120887
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>>39120718
At least from what I've seen, theres always another option. Impress OP with a third option and the thread becomes much more interesting.

If Sammy ain't up to respectin the chain o command, Settle has to play it off as a bad joke or whatnot. All that matters here is keeping Sammy from feeling as if she lost a verbal engagement.
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Really, this goes to show that we need to bring someone in who can bring girls on both sides to heel, before something really nasty happens.
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39120937
Admiral Quattro when
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>>39120903
It was White Plains. A freak shot that set off her torpedoes.

Probably. Like Mogami said, that battle was a bit confused.

>It was dark!

>You can't prove anything!

We salvaged most of them anyway!
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>>39120937
So...absolutely nobody we know of at this time?

I think Planefag's trying to get it through our thick heads that this is the best they can do. Goto and Settle are the absolute fucking best Japan and the US have to throw at this thing and even they are so out of their depth that it's not even fucking funny.
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>>39120937
We need a common interest for all of them to enjoy. Holiday mode? Leisure?

Common enemies isn't enough, as it is
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>>39120907
>This is why planefag needs to word of god "YOU FUCKED UP THERE" because it makes dipshits run scared.
Fixed it up for you.
If the weak part of us runs scared, what's left is stronger. Profit.
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>>39120887
Please planefag, please don't do it!
For once, have mercy!
Don't let the retards win!
JUST ONCE, HAVE MERCY!
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>>39120972
So what did Mogami actually DO?
I'm assuming by the context that she launched a spread of torpedoes that ended up hitting Japanese ships instead of American ones.
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>>39120982
>Planefag
>having mercy
>mfw
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The more I think about it, the better the idea of attaching Sammy to Kongou sounds. Kongou's got the right personality to keep Sammy busy without running out of patience, and the fact Kongou sank Sammy will help keep the little shit in line.
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Team building exercise time.
Beach volleyball.
the american BBs will wreck face because of superior marksmanship
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>>39120979
Beach episode!

Oh wait.
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>>39120979

sinking abyssals.

Realistically, its impossible for all of them to have the same interest. All we can do is group them up by shared interests.
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>>39120972
...dammit. Roberts mauled /Chikuma/ not Choukai. Stupid jap names.
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>>39120978
Sorry, not Admirals. I meant ship girls.
But I can't think of any that would fit the bill. Maybe Kongou? She seems the type to not really hold grudges while still being respected by both sides.
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>>39121002
mix up the teams so that nationals are intergrated together, rather than segregated.

Still won't be enough as it is, though...offer a prize?
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>>39120998
Sometimes, when faced with idiocy on a mass scale, people get desperate.
Desperate enough to hope for the impossible.
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>>39120999
Kongou is like the team big sister, I think. This isn't a terribly bad idea.
>>39121011
Chikuma is love.
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>>39120999
>yfw Sammy screeches as Kongou drags her by the ankle into her room.
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>>39121028
I don't think there is one sadly. We'd need two, one from the Japanese side like Yamato or Musashi and one from the US side like Big E or Iowa, who were respected by their sides, relatively level headed and able to work together.

Something planefag isn't going to let happen.

I'm not expecting things to get better for another twenty threads or so.
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>>39120980
In this case. "Run scared." means "Stack a bunch of votes on a stupid write in because it sounds better without stopping to think that maybe planefag wasn't railroading us with two choices that were both plotbad."

>shit happens in fap angel's magical realm
>every option planefag gives seems stupid
>because it turns out its a "What kind of shenanigans do you want right now?" kind of vote
I seem to remember this happening. A lot. Like, all the fucking time.
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>>39121070
Yet the last session when we went PILOT, we almost fucked thinges HUEG time, like Yamato huge.
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>>39121097
>anon learning
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>>39121097
Yes, by getting involved.
Now we're going to get involved again and try to discipline the most headstrong girl we've got, who has proven that she could give less of a shit about anybody.
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>>39121126
Isn't the majority vote for running away?
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>>39121124
to be fair, there were a number of us who saw it and voted against PILOT RAGE!
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>>39121097
And it was glorious.

Also, no Yamato bully.
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>>39120300
>“So what? He's a n-”
You guys sure are sore that the country likes the left more then you, huh?
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>>39120903
The Roberts fired all three of her torpedoes at the Choukai.

She maybe got a single hit and it clearly wasn't a serve one.

After the torpedo run she turned around and started attacking the Chikuma.
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>>39121147
>1940's ships
>not calling niggers niggers
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>>39121097
I seem to remember the option to fuck off was supposed to be the plotgood choice? The plotbad option was to get mad as shit and get involved.

Now we have a similar situation (except way fucking less tense) and the options are to fuck off, or stand around and watch.

And you think these are both serious business plotbad given what happened last thread.
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>>39121148
Single hit amidships. It crippled the choukai.
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>>39120469
>>Gain some distance. You weren't here. You were never here. You can't be held accountable. You warned CNO. You fucking WARNED HIM.
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>>39121147
Yeah, it's not like they're from a different time or anything.
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>>39121176
More than that, it's a scrappy little spitfire of a 1940's ship.
It's inevitable that she'd going to call someone a nigger. Or a nip.
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>>39121126
>Yes, by getting involved.

Not just by getting involved. We not only encouraged Zuikaku to fight Kaga, we provided her with a weapon. THEN we threw ourselves directly into the fight and tried to swing our America-sized dick into Kaga's face, acting not like an admiral but a hotheaded sailor at a bar after he heard some Army grunt insult the Navy.

Bringing a wayward subordinate to heel is nothing like that and you know it.
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>>39121147
yeah, well, the left cut funding for the Navy and the fight against abyssal horrors because the Left hates military spending. Now we have to deal with shipsluts in an attempt to be 'economical' or some bullshit.

>>39121124
Oh hey, Planefag. How the fuck does resupplying work for shipsluts?

Do they just grow new ammo, or do they go around in combat form hugging full sized ammo and shit until it shrinks before they pocket it?
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Wait, don't all of them have torpedoes?

>TORPEDO CONTEST! Best aim makes the others do choice for a week.
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>>39121126
My point is that they're scared of planefag's options due to that. Typical anon behavior, burn them bad enough on something and they'll be very relucant to try again.

>>39121182
The two choices were "note it" (sensible) and "Fly off the handle" (sensible), and see my response above. They're voting this as they think Planefag would screw them over with a 50/50 chance, thus they try to find a way to do things right (in their opinion)
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>>39121212
Or we could raise taxes to pay for the military.
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>>39121203
Do you honestly believe we can bring Sammy to heel?
Have you not been reading the same quest as me, you absolute retard?
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>>39121212
>Do they just grow new ammo, or do they go around in combat form hugging full sized ammo and shit until it shrinks before they pocket it?

ask in-story!
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>>39121126
So we're supposed to not get involved and just let the girls bring up old shit and tear down the alliance we're trying to build?

>>39121182
This is basically metagaming. No matter how much you bring up plot it feels to gamey to try to vote to run away from doing your job because lolplanefag.

>>39121147
>You guys sure are sore that the country likes the left more then you, huh?
If you pulled your head out of your ass you might realize the ship girls are from a totally different time period with attitudes and feelings to reflect that.
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>>39121226
Nobody in America raises taxes.

Which is fucking stupid but hey, whatcha gonna do?
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>>39121068
>Big E
Yeah no, this is the ship that practically destroyed the Kido Butai herself and stalled the IJN's offense for the USA to ramp up the warship production. If Kaga can't handle being in the same vicinity as the runt of the Yorktown sisters, how is she going to handle being around the genius?
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>>39121237
Like we'll ever have the chance.
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>>39121236
If her commanding officer can not bring her to heel when she's trying to start a fight with an ally, she has no fucking business being in a combat zone. End of fucking line.
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>>39121182
The thing is, the options provided are
>Don't stop a fight from happening
>Don't stop a fight from happening and film it.
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>>39121147
Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you you fucking faggot for dragging /pol/ into this.

Fuck you.

Oh my GOD fuck you for starting a fucking political argument here.
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>>39121258
We don't have any other choice but to bring her to the combat zone fucker. She's kind of the only thing we've got, even if she is retarded asswagon.

>>39121243
We let them work it out amongst themselves, like we should've been doing in the first place, instead of trying to force the issue.
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>>39121197
The captain of the Johnson was Native American.
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>>39121278
Pretty sure you're the only one that's said anything, anon.
Some argument.
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>>39121253
Kaga couldn't handle being around Hornet cause Hornet couldn't shoot straight.

Big E could.

So that's not the problem.
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I just posted this to laugh at the scaredycats.
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>>39121278
Or you could just not reapond. Like a reasonable person.
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>>39121300
And? Natives are better than niggers. At least Natives contribute to the economy.
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Hold on. It's 2018 in this quest.

Shouldn't there be a different president?
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>>39121291
>We let them work it out amongst themselves, like we should've been doing in the first place, instead of trying to force the issue
That's the exact OPPOSITE of a good idea.
Like holy shit, do you not see how bad it is?
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>>39121314
are you suggesting the president in 2018 can't also be black?
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>>39121265
Sounds like two silly stupid options. Good thing this situation involves a blustering loud as shit CV, 2 wap CVs that have no idea what the fuck is happening and a DD trying to vibrate so fucking fast that light passes through her and she turns invisible.

Onward to planefag bullshit then.
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>>39121314
Turned out Hilary was black
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>>39121243
Dunno about the others but I'm not metagaming. Settle is tired, in pain, with shot nerves and generally a wreck. In my mind trying to rein someone like Sammie who I must remind you has superhuman strength is a surefire recipe for a second disaster.

Better to run away and maybe we get lucky and find someone in decent condition to break the idiots apart. Yes it's kind of a terrible idea too but it's less bad than getting in the middle of it.

>>39121314
Once you go black you can't go back.
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>>39121314
good catch.

Unless the next democratic nomination for the presidency was
- wait for it -
a nigger as well.
(though, ostensibly, he/she would also have to win the votes of the electoral college...)
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>>39121278
Don't bother, he just revealed his own ignorance of history.

Point at him.
>>39121147
Point at him and laugh.
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>>39121291
>We don't have any other choice but to bring her to the combat zone fucker. She's kind of the only thing we've got, even if she is retarded asswagon.

We have at least 4 other ships, and we were even regretting the decision to bring Sammy with us at the beginning.

Again: if she will not listen to her commanding officer, she is useless to us.
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>>39121322
Except that WAS the good idea last thread. Know know, the very situation that is making you freak the fuck out and over think this one?
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>>39121322
What happened the last time we tried to get involved and force the issue?
We got fucked.
And there is no way we can discipline Sammy, it's just not going to happen.
I wish planefag would just get this over and let you faggots try and BE DE ADMIRURAL so you can get it out of your idiotic systems.
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>>39121314
HERMAN CAIN

BACK IN BLACK
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>>39121340
She just had vitiligo
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>>39121332
The only president who could be black in 2018 is...oh dear.
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>>39121337
I'm probably being an idiot and missing your sarcasm but isn't it a DE, a DD and two CAs?
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>>39121237
Right, need to ask Akagi, was it? Oh how resuply works.
...whatever that means
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>>39121337
>CV
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>>39121361
Well, we can't get rid of her, so why bother trying to do anything except entertain her?
When we get more ships we can ship her back to the states.
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>>39121357
thank you based a10
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>>39121337
People are afraid of those choices potentally leading to YET ANOTHER potentially Huge fuck up.
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>>39121357
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/pentagon-a10-cut/
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>>39121394
Then those people do not know where they are and who the fuck is running this quest.
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>>39120999
Both of them obviously have more energy than they know what to do with.

Sammy most likely won't openly backtalk the ship that 'killed' her the first time and Kongo is too cheerful to notice passive aggressiveness. It's a slim chance but it's a good one.
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>This thread
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>>39121407
Damn, that web is a gold mine.
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>>39121363
Nigger, it's not even disciplining her. It's telling her to be nice to someone who's being nice to her, instead of being a retarted kid.

Especially since, evidently half the base is readying to scrap, from what we learned from the other admiral. Nice to see a pair actually fuckin' get along for once, yeah?
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Wrong picture.
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You know, I think the Admiral in this quest needs a second in command to be the "bad cop" to his "good cop" in the hierarchy. So the Admiral can remain all calm and composed and the second can be all "ATTEN-SHUN!!!! WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT?!?! I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!" etc etc.

And the second should Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, who looks suspiciously like R. Lee Ermy had an illegitimate child with Erica Hartman.
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>>39121440
My only goddess is KTKM-sama.
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>>39121337
Yeah, way I see it any option will just lead to SHENANIGANS, so no use getting worked up about it.
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>>39121440
>Based Lesbian?

Pfft please. Kouji Campus Ooi, is best Ooi.
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>>39121466
That's the point of a secretary ship.
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>>39121430
She doesn't want to be nice, and we cannot make her be nice.
She also isn't a kid.
Making any of these things get along with each other is a cause not worth fighting for.
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>>39121466
That's why they have XOs, yes.
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>>39121484
Not familiar with that.
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>>39121466
This will be the secretary ship I guess?
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>>39121466

Sammy for XO then?
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SHIPGIRL DRIFTING WHEN
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>>39121578
Dayum girl. She knows how to move.
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>>39121562
I don't know if you've been reading the end bits at all, but Ooichi's the nice one, if a bit protective of Kitakami.
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>>39121516
Then fuck it. If we can't control her, enable her.

"Sammy, kick her ass! You have my full permission to pick fights whenever and wherever you want! Just don't start shit you can't finish!"
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Also final joke option for Planefag.

>Insert abyssal attack
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>>39121542
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=kouji_%28campus_life%29

Does quite a bit of Kancolle stuff, it's nice.
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>>39121618
He's not Ghost who loves to do that.
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>>39121598
I'm not even joking. I want to see shipgirls doing multi-screw drifts against abyssals.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KnCqcTEOU
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>>39121577
Even Arizona would make a better enfo-Secretary than Sammy would.
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I think his speed has dropped to Backjack levels.
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>>39121669
NO SHE WOULDN'T.

Her stare is about half as menacing as mom's, 16" guns fucking included.
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>>39121683
Arizona has 14-inch guns, you nit.
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>>39121683
>Her stare is about half as menacing as mom's, 16" guns fucking included.
Your mom has 16" guns? are they 45 or 50 caliber?
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>>39121577
Sammy would make the absolutely worst kind of XO.

We need someone like...hell Nagato or an American BB who actually would talk.
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>>39121683

Whos is worse, of all the shipgirls you've made a pass at?
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Votes so far

Get some distance: 14
Smartphone: 12
Call Kongo: 9
Whining about two bad choices: 30+
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Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct guides your smartphone out of your pocket and hits the camcorder button just in time to catch the shattering of the ship who can only be Choukai's good mood; recording the horrified realization as it spreads her face.

And then Sammy snaps an uppercut right into the bottom of the poor cruiser's jaw. Choukai's head snaps up so violently that her glasses are knocked down over her nose, then Sammy's fist connects with her jaw, spinning her around violently. Before the battered girl can gain her bearings, Sammy winds up and plants one adorably-oversized boot in Choukai's shapely ass, sending her sprawling to bite a mouthful of turf.

It happens so goddamned fast that Mogami is still gaping, uncomprehending, when Sammy rushes her. The tomboyish ship squeals in fright and dances back, swinging swiftly at her attacker – but Sammy just ducks underneath the heavy blow with ease and launches herself at Mogami, screaming like an engine turbine on meth. The hapless heavy cruiser's courage breaks and she turns to run – right into one of the small cherry trees decorating the yard. She hits with an awful “CLUNK!” and rebounds off it, tripping over the fallen Choukai and landing on her back.
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>>39121752
>Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct guides your smartphone
DAMN IT ANONS
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>>39121752

And then Sammy's GOT her. The wee DE seizes the bottom of Mogami's red jacket and YANKS it upwards, pulling it over the heavy cruiser's arms and face. Mogami wails in terrified panic; her legs flailing wildly; but Sammy's already sitting astride her bared belly, cracking her knuckles loudly enough that you can hear it over the din.

“NOW BITCH,” Sammy says, drawing back a fist and aiming at Mogami's exposed solar plexus, right beneath the clasp of her black sports bra. “YOU GOAN LEARN!”

“HEY! *yet another* victim demands from the gate. Sammy's head snaps up to find a long-legged, green-clad cruiser girl staring at the tableau like someone who's just walked in on a wolf gorging itself on its latest kill. Her eyes widen in horror as a memory stabs through the haze of eighty years slumber.
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>>39121729

So we need a secretary that is good at paperwork and can be a bad cop...

That's basically tatsuta... Shes fitting the bill too well.
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>>39121752
Sammie cannot be fucking stopped.
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>>39121752
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And once more the admiral thinks he's pilot.
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>>39121704
Like the two fucking inches matters. PROFUCKINGTIP. it doesn't. she has them, I don't.

At least, I don't fucking yet. Don't tell Settle.

>>39121730
Shit. uh... I don't actually fucking know. The nips try too hard, Sammy can't pull it off without coming off like someone's pissed off kid sister, Willy... can't fucking do it, Arizona I don't fucking think can do emotions, and Hornet is an emo fucking wreck.
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>>39121752
God fucking DAMN IT ROBERTS!

HATE, CONTROL YOUR SHIP! NJP HER ASS!
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>>39121752
Pure, pencil-pushing dildo instinct
Hue of the highest order.
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>>39121772

“Oh god no,” Chikuma breathes.

“GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!” Sammy cries, and she's springing off Mogami like a bullet, her childish voice lending a horrific dissonance to her mad, mad laughter of supreme satisfaction as it chases Chikuma's parting scream into the streets of Yokosuka.

You put your smartphone away, making sure to save the video. Trying to stop that would be akin to National Geographic photographers trying to save the gazelles from the lions halfway through filming – and the recording is your proof. Nobody can blame you after seeing this.

You check your watch, noting the time elapsed since you reached the base a day or two ago.

You kept her in check longer than you'd expected to, all things told.

Mogami's managed to get her shit pulled down by the time you limp over and offer your hand to Choukai. She latches on with both hands and lets you lift her up; not even trying to put strength into her legs till she's upright; and even then she insists on keeping your arm; a horrible, shaken look in her eyes.

“Auuuuu,” Mogami says miserably, clutching her face. “Oooh, why muh nooz? Why iz it alwhayzzz muh noooz?”
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>>39121772
YESSS

Navel warfare at its best
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>>39121783
>At least, I don't fucking yet. Don't tell Settle.
Uhh, is this a confirmation???

>>39121803
Poor Mogami.
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Goddamnit, Sammy. She's getting stuck with ten inches of paperwork for this one.
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>>39121803

You look over your shoulder, seeking Willie in vain until you feel her hands grab the back of your shirt. She peeks under your arm at Choukai, ducking away the instant the cruiser adjusts her glasses for a better look at her.

“Iz it gone?” Mogami asks.

“I... think so?” Choukai says warily, leaning over to peek at whoever's hiding behind your back. Willie scurries to one side, keeping your bulk between her and the cruisers.

“That's just Willie,” you tell her. “She's nothing to worry about.”

Willie sobs into your shirt, and you instantly feel worse. This has been the greatest fucking day.

“M-mogami? Are you okay?”

Mogami is clutching her nose and swaying about a bit woozily – the answer is apperently no.

“Admiral... Settle, isn't it?” Choukai says. “C-could you please take Mogami-san to the maintenance area? I'm...” her shivering is easy enough to feel through her death-grip on your supporting arm. “As l-long as t-th-e Roberts is out there, I d-don't...”

>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.
>Other?
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>>39121789

Maybe you don't fucking see that rank there in front of my name. Lemme try to fucking help. It says "Corporal." as in E fucking 4. As in I don't run no fucking boat, I'm fucking enlisted, I actually do fucking work.
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>>39121803
>>39121772
>>39121752
I fucking love Sammy, we should have met her sooner.
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>>39121771
Just examine the train tracks, he gave that troll option knowing he'd get just enough votes to excuse using it.
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>>39121828
Leave them, take Willie to get supplies.

"Not my command, not my problem."
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121337
>and a DD trying to vibrate so fucking fast that light passes through her and she turns invisible.

stealing this btw

also wow holy shit all this shitposting I was too busy writing to properly enjoy, dammit
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Also:
>"Tell Sammy that I want a /talk/ with her once she gets back from chasing Chikuma.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121828
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.
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>>39121828
"Can't the... Little People fix the damage?"
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>>39121828
>>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Ooohhh, chance to pick up the Nui Nui! Get!

Also, we must never let Sammy run into Kongou. No one in Yokosuka will survive.
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121828
>>Other?
Ask them yourself where this place we're taking her to is.
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

a chance to meet more characters (maybe the little sister division), and Shipgirls know best for one another.

Why couldn't she go apeshit on Kaga
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121828
>>39121828
>>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.

We should also check if there's any changes re Naka and Arizona.

Like, say, murder plans written in Morse.
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>>39121828
>>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.


>Escort Choukai too, maybe apologize too.
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
Let's do something nice for them for a change.

Also, maybe we'll learn more about their... internal workings.
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>>39121872
>Also, we must never let Sammy run into Kongou. No one in Yokosuka will survive.
Again, Kongou might literally be the only person who can reign in Sammy.
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See this is exactly what I expected and why I thought getting in the middle of it is a bad idea. Sweet, sweet vindication.

>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
>Call Goto, get Kongou ASAP.
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>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
I sense that we are one step closer to visiting Akagi.
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>>39121803
>bullying chikuma
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>>39121823
No. shut the fuck up, you want me to get in the fucking shit? Fuck's sake.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
For all of the trouble that she's causing, Sammy had better be able to live up to all her bluster against the Abyssals.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
At some point, I fear that Sammy is going to end up chained to a buoy in the middle of the bay, while she gets execution by firing squad.
The firing squad being battleships.
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>>39121859
If they don't shitpost about some tripfag, they will shitpost over something else. Anons in here just love to shit post so much, you'd think they never got house broke.
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>>39121891
One of the other Taffy 3 members might be able to. Shame they haven't manifested yet.
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>>39121832
>I actually do fucking work.
Best joke I've heard so far today.
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.

We need more shipsluts in this flotilla
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>>39121828
>Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.
CORPSMANNNNN
I GOT A STRETCHER CASE HEREEEEE
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
> "Sorry about that. Really."
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>GET IN THE FUCKING SHIP, CORPORAL!
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>yet.
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>>39121898
>Teitoku Doori
Goddam it.
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>>39121910
>The firing squad being battleships.
Nah. That's a waste of perfectly usable components.
She'll simply be taken to a yard to be rendered down for spare parts.
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>>39121955
One of these days, you'll get sick of spreading paranoia and anticipation.
On the same day hell starts freezing over, no doubt.
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>>39121828
>>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121955
Go away you! You've teased us with enough stuff that you could run threads off it for weeks!
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>>39121828
>Hospital
>Disregard destroyers get Kongo
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>>39121955
SOURYUU WHEN?

>>39121972
that's the day where he starts writing protagonists who aren't socially retarded.
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>>39121955
>Kongoh
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>>39121978
>weeks
So like one, two threads max?
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>>39121955
Oh dear.

I can't imagine what Johnston would be like.
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>>39121832
>enlisted
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>>39121828
>Sure. Go into the dorms, see if you can't find a destroyer who's willing to lead you over there – you don't know where the hell they've set up shop for ship-girl repairs yet, or how that even... works.
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>>39121949
Sounds sexual.

Haven't managed that one. yet.... here.
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>>39120600
>>39120520
Who said anything about carriers?

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>>39121955
BEST JMSDF DESTROYER WHEN
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>>39121999
I think he meant decades; i'd say years but that'd still be too fast for his usual rate.
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>>39121999
No, he could run a thread a day off of half the shit he teased us with and still have more.
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>>39122015
>Arizona is not amused.gif
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>>39122004
You tryin to fuckin say something?
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>>39121828

>[X] Just take her to the hospital, instead. It's probably a hospital thing, or will be by the time you get there... you think... if that's how this works...? It was with Arizona, at least, and you won't need a guide.

Take both Mogami and Choukai, so they can keep together. Also, let's check on the two wounded ladies.

>>39121803
>You put your smartphone away, making sure to save the video. Trying to stop that would be akin to National Geographic photographers trying to save the gazelles from the lions halfway through filming – and the recording is your proof. Nobody can blame you after seeing this.

Ok, cool. We can unfuck this later.
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>>39122040
anon always does.

Who are you going to con out of a 16" naval rifle?
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>>39121917
>That gif
Hilarious
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>>39122040
I think the fact that he said something is pretty obvious.
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>>39121955
>Kongo
>Aegis

Isn't phased-array radar too fragile to use with xboxhueg guns?
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>>39122071
That's the modern Kongou, the DDG.
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>>39122071
That's the new one.
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>>39122059
Which destroyer is that? Sammie could use a friend.
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>>39122071
>Not knowing JDS Kongou
>Laughing JMSDF crewmen.gif
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>>39121993
>that's the day where he starts writing protagonists who aren't socially retarded.

Can I get your contact info? When the spirits of old warships are reincarnated as walking, breathing human beings who also, somehow remember their former lives fighting a bitter, give-no-quarter war that ended with their shattered hulks slipping beneath the waves, the screams and death-cries of burning and drowning men trapped within their hulls as they sank into the inky depths forever... I'll really want your input on how human beings should deal with them without A. going insane or B. having their limbs ripped off like Settle almost had Kaga do to him during Thursday's threads.

I mean, usually I'd take the blame up-front, right? I'm the writer, it's my fault for not making things clear enough. But seriously, motherfucker: >>39115179

>No human intellect could applaud such a thing – it would take a primal force of nature, the antithesis of “read the atmosphere” made manifest upon the physical plane; the avatar of some heathen God of opposition, of negative spaces. Hades, keeper of the underworld. Mab, Queen of Air and Darkness. Or, in this case, the Goddess of Zero Fucks To Give: the USS Samuel B. Roberts.

What part of this, exactly, was ambiguous? Was my use of descriptive language insufficient to convey Sammy's essential nature? Please assist me with this.
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>>39122040
Oh hey, I heard some rumors recently that the Navy has a net thermal version of the Polywell running. You hear anything about that?
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>>39122108
An angry planefag is truly more terrifying than any Wing Commander, and any destroyer escort given human form...
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>>39122108
... Well-played, Planefag, well-played.
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>>39122108
Oh okay okay... I apologize, my bad. Seriously sorry just that nerves were a bit frayed after seeing that force of nature run roughsod over japanese ship girls who didn't have it coming (for once)
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>>39122010
Look, sorry about the blow up last thread Cpl. Hate. Anyway, I had an Idea of a short fic of you (by how planefag writes about you anyway) an another ship girl. If you don't want me to make it, just say so, I'll won't make it. I was aiming it to be non-lewd, but I can make it as lewd as you want. Your choice.
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>>39122108
ur a faget
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>>39122043
>Unfucking something
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>>39122108
Only criticism I have is that it's a little too close to purple prose. though I did get the gist of it.
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>>39122108
Oh hey

Planefag, Bitchy IJN ships acting openly racist to us so we can beat them down when?
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>>39122081
>>39122085
>>39122099
You'd think she'd have newer clothes, then.

Oh who am I kidding, the JMSDF wouldn't allow that.
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>mfw
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>>39122180
>Planefag, Bitchy IJN ships acting openly racist to us so we can beat them down when?
Look at this faggot, people. Know to not act like him.
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>>39122198
No, he seems to have pretty firm grasp of what's going on.
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>>39122181
She's got a style going, no need to change that.
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>>39122218
Just trying to live up to your name, I see.
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>>39122234
Hey, at least I'm being honest about it, unlike you.
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>>39121803
>“GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!” Sammy cries
I don't know anything about this ship stuff at all and you're all a bunch of nerds but, I can say that this girl is fucking amazing and I want her in my everything.
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>>39122198
>implying ships from the era when the Japanese worshiped the Emperor as a god and thought of themselves as literal children of the Gods won't be racist to the lesser races

If Kaga can still hold a grudge against Hornet, the average cruiser or battleship can still look down on Americans as trash.
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>>39122258
You want to be beaten up by the USS Samuel B. Roberts?
Suicide is never the answer anon.
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>>39122250
What part of "attempting to reduce the chances of the shipgirls killing each other or their COs" sounds like idiocy to you?

Oh, that's right. You're just that head-in-ass retarded.
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VOTES CALLED, POST CUTE DESTROYERS TILL I UPDATE
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>>39122281
Why bother trying to change the mind of a bunch of racist boats.
We just need to get our hands on something obedient and scary enough to keep things in line.
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>>39122281
Hard to believe it, but I agree with anon.
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>>39122273
My problem is less with the racism part and more with the wish-fulfillment power-fantasy faggotry. If we're going to slap down a shipgirl with our AUTHORITYBONER, then we're going to do on legitimate grounds.

For example, attacking a fellow shipgirl who did literally nothing to provoke it.
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>>39122311
I can't I'm on my phone.
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>>39122311
I don't have destroyers, so I'll post lewd carriers instead.
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>>39122276
What a way to go.
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>>39122169
On the subject, wonder what the shipgirl version of the HMS Campbeltown be like?
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>>39122311
Ran out of cute, have lewd.
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>>39122348
Post pictures of wet ones...
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>>39122348
How about stolid cruisers, Anon?
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>>39122311
And now we eat up the image limit.

FOR PLANEFAG
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>>39122281
... You're trying to be SANE on 4chan, in a quest run by planefag, and yet I'm the stupid one?
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>>39122311
POSTING CUTE DESTROYERS AYE!
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>>39122324
Chokai was present at Samar. She got gutted by a torpedo from Roberts. Roberts then turned around and mauled chikuma with her two 5 inch guns.

This was honestly the only thing that could happen once sammy showed up.

A couple of updates will probably have kongou hauling sammy in by herbraids or some shit.
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>>39122324
Ya gotta see these things as less girls, and more weapons with pretty faces.
We need to get more obedient ones, and then we can kick out the bad ones and force the people back in the states to deal with them.
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>>39122376
Bismarch is always a good choice.
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>>39122324
>For example, attacking a fellow shipgirl who did literally nothing to provoke it.

Why would we do that to Sammie? That was funny. We even recorded that shit to laugh at with Hate later.
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>>39122401

I SAID CUTE, NOT SHIPS THAT TOOK A BIG THROBBING BEST DICK

IN THE STERN, NO LESS

THE STERN
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Does this count?
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>>39122385
>MY VALKYRIES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN~
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>>39122408
Yes, you're the stupid one, considering that planefag has repeatedly demonstrated that his quests have consequences for poor decision-making.
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>>39122414
Right, that reminds me:

>>39121828
>Call Goto, ask him to send Kongou towards wherever Sammy was chasing Chikuma
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>>39122437
CUTER!
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>>39122454
... And then went on to state that all sense of rhyme and reason went flying out the window when the spirit of long sunken warships from WWII came back to walk amongst men in the form of little girls with fairy sailors inside of them.
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>>39122426
No. No, God, no.

You people cannot be serious. Not after we nearly torpedoed our own career.
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>>39122435
Such a whiner. Get back to writing before I break out the hand holding.
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>>39122472
Should've been Inazuma as Kongou.
>Kongou nanodess!
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>>39122472
Very Khorosho
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>>39122494
Were you not here last thread? Were you not here when four of those "little girls with fairy sailors inside of them" nearly killed us and each other, partly because of a dumbass decision we made and partly because of a dumbass decision we encouraged?
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>>39122311
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>>39122496
Quit bellyachin'
The video is so we don't get yelled at for not stopping Sammy.
It's to prove that we -can't- stop Sammy.
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>>39122435

OH WAIT THAT'S CURSE-CHILD NOT SPONGEBOB, CARRY ON
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>>39122496
Then why did we vote to flip our phone out, Mr. NoFun? We weren't about to send that video anywhere as proof of Sammie's disobeidence. Everyone knows about that already.

Therefore, we were recording it so we could laugh at it at a later time. We saw Sammie kick 3 Jap bitches condescending asses easy. That's good viewing there.
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>>39122561
>>39122532
Because that reason.

Not to laugh.
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>>39122472

WOW. YOU WIN.
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>>39122561
>Then why did we vote to flip our phone out, Mr. NoFun? We weren't about to send that video anywhere as proof of Sammie's disobeidence. Everyone knows about that already.
I personally voted to break the fight up, but >>39122532 is a good reason why we recorded the fight.
>Therefore, we were recording it so we could laugh at it at a later time. We saw Sammie kick 3 Jap bitches condescending asses easy. That's good viewing there.
This attitude is what nearly got us killed last time, dipshit.
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>>39122557
Since when is Shigure cursed?
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>>39122580
Woo I win!

Here's some more.
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>>39122574
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>>39122580
planefag is so easy to please.
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>>39122595
>This attitude is what nearly got us killed last time, dipshit.

I'm pretty sure inserting ourselves into a fight between warships was what nearly got us killed. Looking down on their horrible personalities didn't.
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>>39122595
Your mom nearly got us killed last time, dipshit.
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>>39122623
>tfw we won't get a seaport hime secretary
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>>39122561
We didn't send it anywhere, because I think we're the top of the food chain here. The only people above us are, like, NATO Command or the JCS or whatever.

Right?

Either way, the buck has to stop with us, we're an admiral, goddamnit.
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>>39122580
>a challenger appears
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>>39122634
"3 Jap bitches condescending asses"

And *why* did we insert ourselves into a fight between warships? Because we got mad at those warships for disparaging Hornet.
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>>39122647
So sad. She's adorable.
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>>39122528
I was. I was still here when we somehow managed to get out of there successfully, and still here every other time some crazy shit happened, and some self-proclaimed voice of reason like yourself cried disaster and preached reason (on 4chan), and was promptly ignored, and I am still here now when once again, lo and behold, some self-righteous pontiff is preaching once again how we're all idiots and need to be cautious and act a certain way, and how if we just run away, OF COURSE planefag won't just throw some curveball at us to still turn everything upside down, and of course if he just keeps preaching people will listen and act reasonable, THIS TIME FOR SURE, and everything will end well. Because this guy is sane and everyone will listen him, this time FOR SURE.

You know what the definition of insanity is?
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>>39122657
Settle still reports to his higher ups. He's not King and Emperor of Yokosuka, he's not even in command of the base. That's jointly held between him and Goto.
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>>39121466
>>39121488

Call in Aurora? He'd probably fit, right?
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>>39122632
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>>39122698
>You know what the definition of insanity is?
Yes, like attempting to show you that you're a dumbass. I'm done.
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>>39122705
Yeah, but he's supposed to be commanding the shipgirls, right?
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>>39122705
I wouldn't call it joint command so much as Goto has been here longer so he still gets top billing, even if the base is US controlled.
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>>39122698
>OF COURSE planefag won't just throw some curveball at us to still turn everything upside down

Not that I don't agree with you, but this is kind of the entire point of a quest.
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>>39122162
Fuck
Off
Pls
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>>39122726
Settle is only in charge of the American contingent. The Japanese ships are loaned to him as part of a joint task force, and Settle has tactical command when the task force is in battle.
At all other times, I think Goto is actually in charge.
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>>39122623
>seaport hime setting up her thing to be a better playground
>she doesn't get bullied
>DesDiv6 is even cuter with her
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>>39122698
>>39122717
I'm agreeing more with the namefag more and more with every post.
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>>39122698
We got out of there because the morons shut up and let the reasonable people take charge, so why don't you get the hell off your own ivory tower, faggot?
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>>39122730
Goto is giving Settle some on-the-job training and Settle defers to his experience, but it's still a joint command. In all likelihood Settle has the official final say on matters given that Yokosuka is a US base, but he should only use that in extreme circumstances.
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>>39122764
She's my favorite at the very least.
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>>39122717
And that is exactly what I'm saying. We're all idiots here, you included, and none of your preaching will change that. Hell, you admitting that much almost proves you're not an idiot, but you have to be otherwise you wouldn't even be here.

>>39122751
That's exactly what I'm saying.
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>>39122761
So...yeah, right? Settle is supposed to reel in the 'MERICAN shipgirls on base, and telling Goto what he (presumably) already knows is irrelevant, as it's Settle's problem to fix the girls anyway.

>KnifeHands.jpg
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>>39122632
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>>39122311
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>>39122824
That'll do ghost, that'll do...
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>>39122814
He wouldn't report it to Goto, he'd be reporting it to people higher up in the US Navy. Mostly to show them how hard controlling them is and to get them off his back if he fucks up a bit.
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>>39122824
SW89 pls go.
(I kid. Z1/Z3 are love.)
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>>39122812
So then planefag basically has to give us a way out. I've noticed that (in SWQ at least) anon tends to sober up when shit gets serious.

Or maybe that's just the people who were screaming at other anons for going full PILOT.
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>>39122812
The whole point of a goddamn quest is that he throws us curveballs and we try to solve them.
Note how one side has to work on resolving what the other side throws.
It doesn't fucking work when we're fucking everything up.
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>>39122815
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Please post Shiranui
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>>39122617
>only survivor of countless battles

Why do you think she eats lunch alone, anon?
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>>39122845
But yeah. That's not something you just suddenly drop on Command.

Gotta file paperwork first. Gotta olev bureaucracy.
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>>39122797
No, we got out of there because us morons shouted "BLOOD IN THE WATER!" and pressed the attack. Had we listened to YOU morons, we would've shut up, Hornet stabs Kaga in the back, and everything goes straight to hell.
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>>39122807
Hoppo's more adorable, though.
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>>39122815
>>39122715
Arizona pls
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>>39122807
>>39122877
so wait, do they like...like you more when you get their health bars down?
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>>39122824
>Never let Patty babysit.
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>>39122865
It's a planefag quest. We can't be sure if going through the paperwork or emailing it directly to our higher-up is the better option. Personally I think the latter is most likely, but only the shadow knows.
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>>39122877
Granted, but they're more adorable together.
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>>39122867
Oh really? How many people voted to stay quiet, as opposed to verbally smacking down Kaga? That's right, fucking nobody.

So either the reasonable people got their way and everyone voted intelligently, or the retards realized they fucked up and shut up.
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>>39122862
Oh I assumed that sorta adjective would go to Yukikaze.
Plus, she rescued crews, that oughta earn her some brownie points.

Where's poi, anyways. Poi wouldn't shy away from her.
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>>39122859
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>>39122824
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>>39122412
But that's Sanae. And she's a Touhou.

>>39122623
Their cuteness may be their most effective weapon of them all.
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>>39122854
>>39122855
The point of this disagreement is not in the fact that we have to solve problems, but in how we solve them. I think we can all agree that no matter what, shit is going to go down. The question is whether we run away, or ride it out.
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>>39122814
>as it's Settle's problem to fix the girls anyway.
However, I think that most of the girls need to be treated not as regular sailors, but as combat veterans with severe PTSD who will kill their CO in a fit of rage because they believe themselves to be expendable and replaceable, and so it doesn't matter if they kill an admiral or two, along with the ships who killed them in a previous life.

And the militaries of the world will put up with it, because the ships ARE expendable. They can be resummoned. And the savings in lives and material by sending shipgirls to die against the Abyssals rather than fully crewed mundane ships is great enough that a dead admiral or two is a bargain.
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>>39122913
GOTT MITT UNF
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>>39122914
That's Suzuya, actually.
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>>39122908
There's not even twenty shipgirls on the base. I doubt either Yukikaze or Yuudachi are here.
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>>39122918
No the question is whether we act sensibly to solve it or just fuck shit up further.
Sometimes solving shit requires you to avoid it.

>>39122934
With the way they keep coming outta the woodwork I keep forgetting we only actually have a handful of them.
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>>39122918
So maybe we can act like an admiral and not like, say, Young? We can pick and choose what kind of response we make to each curveball, instead of just firing our pistol into the ceiling and hoping for the best.
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>>39122934
Wasn't Yuudachi mentioned by name a few threads ago?
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>>39122934
Who to say considering we have some big names here (even Fubuki)
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>>39122956
Who?
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>>39122895
No, that's if they were normal shipgirls and could actually like you.

Which they can't.
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>>39122952
I think someone assumed Shigure was Yuudachi back when we found her up a tree, but unless there was something in Crix's stuff I don't think she's been mentioned in the text.
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>>39122913
Ten years from now, Frank has to deal with lesbian daughters.
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>>39122964
>Who?
He means Fuckbucket. Bucket. Bucky. Buki-Buki (God, I'm old to remember that namefag.)
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>>39122952
Shigure thought we were Yuudachi and told us to run at one point.

So maybe we can assume she's here.
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>>39122895
Nah, that picture series is like, "How much they like the Admiral". 0% like, 50% like, 100% like.

>>39122926
I don't know -how- to fix the girls, as that's the point of the quest, i'm just saying, it's Settle's position to fix them, and maybe get some help doing so, if he's smart about it.
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>>39122984
if that's all he has to deal with ten years on, he'll have done well.
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>>39123000
Whobuki
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>>39123011
Yeah it could be much worse; they both could fall in love with some pilot
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>>39122911
You know, I never expected a lady to round her weight up instead of down.
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>>39123026
Or worse, a Marine
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>>39123011
brainwashed lesbian "incestuous" killer assassin daughters?
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>>39122950
So we should've just turned around and left Hornet to the sharks?

>>39122951
I'm not saying we need to gut everyone. I'm just saying we can't keep running away. See, if we ran away now, we would've left all those girls at Sammy's mercy and had everyone on or ass for fleeing instead of doing something. Now we have proof that there's no force on Earth that can stop Sammy, and can pick up the pieces with her victims.
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>>39123007
>I don't know -how- to fix the girls,
Since you put
>KnifeHands.jpg
at the end of your post, it appeared that was your suggestion on how to deal with the shipgirls.

Was it meant to be a joke? Because I don't think some anons viewed it as a joke.
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>>39123011
Point, Witches have been doing that since forever though the fact that their sisters kind of bothers me a bit.

But considering Mav and Jess, and the fact Frank still has life draining gnome magic which no one knows the long term effects, and some tomcat, seems he might not make it into ten years.
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>>39123051
I thought a enlisted man in the Army?
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>>39123074
The girl part still counts. Don't cut yourself short.
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>This thread
>mfw
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Hey Planefag, if S-13 showed up would he be an even bigger asshole than Harder?
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>>39122911
>SHORTLY BEFORE YOU STARTED THINKING HITTING ON A 30,000 TON WARSHIP WAS A GOOD IDEA.

Anon

Anon, wat r u doing

Anon STAHP
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>>39122273
Japan respected anyone who they felt lived up to their expectations of what they considered to be master race, which basically gave them the excuse to claim that everyone else was inferior to them.

Sometimes though they'd run into the right amount of badasses that it would make them even impressed.
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>>39123011
What else could there be 10 years from now?
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>>39123084
Yeah, it was supposed to be a joke. I was thinking specifically of YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELVES AND START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFFLINKS etc.
Of course we need to use different approaches with everyone.
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>>39123147
>What else could there be 10 years from now?
...the future that is Aku?
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>>39123074
More for the lovin', babe.
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>>39123147
Pregnancy, boyfriends, Patty babysitting, Russian spec ops teams, PTSD, witch politics...
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God help us if one of them finds 4chan/it's equivalent (or even 2chan)
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>>39123182
How adorable, he thinks they haven't
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>>39123182
It's 2018. I'm pretty sure 4chan will still be going strong.

...oh god, what if they find the archives of this very quest?
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>>39123182
You assume they haven't.
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>>39123147
Many things.

Many, many things. hahahaha.
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>>39123213
>>39123198
Forgive me for being an optimist.
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>>39123171
YOU. Knock that shit the fuck off right the fuck now. I don't want to see your fuckin ass outside the fucking base gate next week goin on about fucking Arizona being your fuckin waifu.
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>>39123243
How much for a corgi?
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>>39123243
But...she is.
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>>39123243
Hate, how do you even know the word "waifu"?
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>>39123217
Like this?

or this >>39123180
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>>39123284
No she's fuckin not. Jesus christ. Go to bars, dude. It'll fuckin work better than trying to hook up with a battleship... girl. Hookin up with them takes fucking doing.

>>39123272
I don't know. free. you want one? take two. Take three. fuck.
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>>39123243
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>>39123243
Your just jealous people aren't claiming you as their husbando. Don't spoil it for the rest, Hate.
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>>39123243
She is.
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>>39123314
I could stand a couple of corgis.
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>>39123316
DO I LOOK LIKE A COMMO NERD TO YOU. USE YOUR WORDS.

>>39123305
We had a weeb in my platoon at boot. that's all i should need to fuckin say.
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>>39123243
If they want Arizona for a Waifu so bad we can make them go work on the memorial, heard the thing needs repairing anyway.
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>>39123319
Hate is my husbando.
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>>39123314
That sounds like the pot calling the kettle black.
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>>39123360
Oh hey, she *can* talk.
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>tfw almost hitting thread limit before Planefag could post again
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>>39123346
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>>39123306

Bit of both. Really depends on how you guys handle them, while they'll never really be normal per se, they've got a good chance at growing up to be pretty much fully functional and adjusted people.

'Course, there's also a chance they'll grow up to be yandere psychopath aerial assassins with no equal bar Frank+Merlin, soooooooo
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>>39123360
stop RPing as Arizona, anon.
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>>39123399
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>>39123391
Who's father may or may not have have a polygamous relationship.

I can only imagine ending like the sharks if they both end up liking some guy.
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>>39123346
>>39123360
>>39123384

>>39123171 Here. So easy to get riled up Cpl. Hate. Besides, Yokusukas a long arse way from Australia, so worry about 1 less, eh mate?

USS Arizona, good luck on your travels. You're pretty, but ain't my style anyways.
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Only 73 posters on a Friday night? More anons have actual lives than I'd thought.
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>>39123463

It's also Good Friday. Lots of anons are probably doing holiday things.
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>>39123346
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>>39123415
Nice try, fucker, Pennsylvania hasn't fuckin come back yet. Fuckin, try again.

>>39123420
WORDS. USE WORDS.
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InB4 we find out the morse code is Arizona (and Pannsylvania) summoning new shipgirls from Davey Jones's Locker.
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“Sure,” you tell her. “I'll get her there okay. Willie?” You turn around to address her, but she just keeps clinging to your back, making you spin in a full circle. “Okay. Willie, I don't think we'll get any practice in today, so why don't you just excuse yourself for the day?”

She makes a small mewling sound and stays put.

“How about you watch the corgis for me?” All five corgis are nearby, lying on their bellies and panting happily. They've usually no end of energy, but they *were* on the torpedo range today, and Sammy didn't give them much chance to keep up.

“... is that okay?” Willie asks.

“Sure,” you tell her. You nod at the dogs, and click your tongue. They come bounding over, all good natures and lolling tongues, and indicate to them that they should follow Willie. If there's one thing the little creatures adore, it's attention – it's most of the reason they drive Hate fucking insane. Soon the jittery DD is borne back into the dorms with her new escorts.

Choukai helps you support Mogami until you reach the dorms, then she goes jittering away after Willie, not looking much better than the destroyer. You're just heading for the lounge with Mogami in tow when a small girl with reddish-brown hair – another DD, you presume – comes bounding around the corner.
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>>39123516
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>>39123549

“Oh!” she says with surprise. “Hello, new Admiral!” She fires off a snappy salute, glowing with bubbly military pride. “Akatsuki-class destroyer Ikazuchi of the Imperial Japanese Navy, at your service!” \

You return the salute automatically with your off hand, still supporting the woozy Mogami with your right. “Rear Admiral Ryan Settle, United States Navy.” You wonder about that 'Imperial Japanese Navy' and wince internally. Every time you look at it, that barrier gets a little higher.

“Uh...” she looks uncertainly at Mogami, who's trying to contain a nosebleed while she clutches at your arm and leans on you heavily. “A-am I interrupting something?”

“What? No. No!” you bark in horror. “Mogami's hurt!”

“Oooh,” she says quickly. “Run into something again, Mogami-chan?”

The cruiser girl kicks at Ikazuchi, who dodges away adroitly. “You've got to be faster than that to hit a destroyer, Mogami!” she giggles.

“Uh, Ikazuchi,” you say. “Could you do us a big favor? I need to help Mogami to the repair... shed... place...?”
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>>39123391
Well there were signs of them having the hungry face when Frank said they had to earn their painted helmets.

So mybe yandere psychopaths are not too far behind.

Or have Konstantina babysit.

Also grown up Statsya.
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>>39123556
>>39123563
>>39123567
>>39123577

What is this shit.
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>>39123590
Anon's being stupid and trying too hard again.
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>>39123572
...so instead of Murakumo or Shiranui, we get the "fast pretentious little ship".

Okay, I can live with Kaminari.
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>>39123572

“We just call it the factory!” she says with enthusiasm. “Need a guide?”

“Yeah.”

This seems to make the girl light up with exuberance. She thumps her chest with one fist. “Just rely on me, Admiral!” Rely you do, letting the girl grab your free wrist and pull you outside and down the sidewalk. She has to restrain herself from visibly skipping as she leads you across base towards the waterside heavy machinery shops; pointing out various landmarks and base features as you come across them.

“-and that's Shigure's tree,” she says, pointing at the tree near the little park-like area where you found a few corgis cornering a girl the other night.

“Shigure?”

“Yeah, she eats lunch there most days,” Ikazuchi says. “She's really quiet, and doesn't talk to us much. At least not anyone in DesDiv 6.” She shrugs. “And that over beyond it is this little park. They've got red squirrels there big enough for fairies to-” Ikazuchi coughs suddenly, like she's trying to cover something she ought not have said. “I mean, uh, really big.” She glances at the sky, which is ablaze with the oranges and pinks of sunset. “Hurry, Admiral Skittles, or we'll miss supper!”

You hurry; supporting Mogami as best you can. Her steps are a bit unsteady; running face-first into that tree didn't do her any favors. You can't help but notice she's feeling... rather human, against your side, and you wonder if you shouldn't have taken her to the hospital after all. But before you can consider it further, Ikazuchi's tugging you up a concrete walkway leading to a side-door on a large corrugated-metal sided building with large rolling shutters on the front. She points to the sign on the door, which reads AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY – TOP SECRET CLEARANCE REQUIRED – TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
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>>39123590
RP faggotry, what does it look like.
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>>39123590
Idiots taking something too far, again.
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>>39123563
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>>39123577
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>>39123612
>Admiral Skittles
HNNNNGGGG
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>>39123563
Hey guess what. I found a Morse translator online.

And no, you fuckin didn't. I'd have heard about it by now if you fuckin had. That's kinda fucked up, though, cos if one of the ships... girls... whatever. if one of them sees this shit and thinks Pennsylvania really had come back, that's gonna be a bitch explaining to them how it's some random fuckoff on the internet. Prolly make Arizona cry.
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>>39123612

“They only put that in places where we shipgirls go,” Ikazuchi says proudly, preening a little bit. “We're really important, aren't we?” She crosses her arms and nods at the door – then steals a glance at you.

“You sure are,” you tell her solemnly. “And I don't want to get shot, so could you knock for me?”

“Sure!” She bounces up to the gunmetal-gray door and raps on it vigerously. “Open up! Cruiser wounded in collision-”

“Iz not collizon damage, dhammit!” Mogami objects nasally.

“-NOT wounded in a collision!” Ikazuchi amends. “Emergency, emergency!”

She stands back expectantly, almost bouncing on her heels – you don't think she's seen the inside, and she seems keen to rectify that. The three of you wait patiently as the big halogen lamp above the door comes to life with a click and a sonorous hum as the bulb begins to warm; the evening cicada's singing from the park and 'Shigure's tree.'

Ikazuchi frowns. “I'm gonna knock again.” She raises her hand and reaches for the door.
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>>39123182
I've personally been amusing myself with the assumption that Hate regularly frequents a 4chan-esque site from his phone while going about the base and the namefag's posts in these threads are in large part actual things the character posts.
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>>39123633
Dude, we're ALL random fuckoffs on the Internet. Don't be throwing stones from a glass house.
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>>39123612
>admiral skittles
I'm melting
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>>39123629
Pls no.
I know pic related isn't what you're talking about, but still...
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>>39123640

That's when it pops open so violently it strikes the corrugated metal wall with a nerve-jangling crash, a huge man in gray coveralls and a dark welding mask lunging out of the dark interior. A raspy, deafening scream of power-tool potency shrieks through the air as it raises a HUGE angle-grinder above its head, bellowing incoherently.

Ikazuchi looks up at the towering beast before her... and up... and up further as her head lolls back, her eyes roll to white and she keels over backwards, unconscious before she hits the ground.

The man in the mask lowers his angle grinder and slaps his welding mask up in annoyance as he looks down at Ikazuchi.

“Dammit,” he says. “Another destroyer. Not even five points.”

Mogami seems to be trying to hide behind you, and Ikazuchi is down for the count.


>... okay, hospital it is.
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, he'll pull it on Sammy.
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
Why stop now?
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>>39123661
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123661
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
HUE. HUE HUE HUE.
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>>39123661
>Are you... Crab?
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

Let's not be retarded, Anons.
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>>39123661
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Hint that we have Sammy on base, and if he can provide video proof we'll offer a large reward.
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, he'll pull it on Sammy.
nothing can go wrong with that. Just ask what we do with the cruiser on us.
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123627
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>[/spoiler]Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.[/spoiler]

I SEE A BUTTON

I MOST POKE IT

Also planefag, S-13 when?
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>>39123661
>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, he'll pull it on Sammy.
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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sharp
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>>39123661
>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE A STAFF SERGEANT YET?
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>>39123717
>fucked up the spoiler tags on part of it

For fuck's sake
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>>39123612
Wait, the fairies play with squirrels?
That's adorable.
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>... okay, hospital it is.
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

It's almost like the chose the most insane people possible to deal with the re-emergence of 70-year old war fleets as little girls
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>>39123567
Uh huh. Everyone fucking else may buy into that shit, I fucking don't. So who do you think it is, huh?
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123739
Kaiu engineer?
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>>39123766
Tatsuta, maybe?
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>Admiral Skittles
Hnnnnngg.

>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123766
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>>39123661
>... okay, hospital it is.
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>>39123661
>[X] Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>[X] Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.

Gotta get Mogami fixed, and then maybe carry Ikazuchi somehwere safe. Admiral Skittles.
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>>39123661

>Say nothing about it. This way, sooner or later, he'll pull it on Sammy.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!

Dammit man, she was the first good one. THE FIRST GOOD ONE.

WHY YOU GOTTA BE AN ASSHOLE SON.
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
You know what... no just leave get the ship girl nose/face/whatever looked at.
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>>39123661
>>... okay, hospital it is.
Away from the crazy man with angle grinders and towards the crazy men with needles.
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>>39123661
>>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123796
Oh, so you don't know. Fuckin thought so.

Especially considering it's not OPSEC at all, since it's got fuck and all to do with operations, it'd be PERSEC if it was anything, and since there's no regs about human and ship relations, there's no PERSEC rules about it.
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>>39123806
Damn it, based Halley, stop giving me an inappropriate boner; it's Black Saturday here, and I don't want to NTR Planefag.
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.
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>>39123739
I had thought he was in Ords until just now, with how the EOD guys were going on. And given what Hate was saying at lunch, he's also someone who gives no fucks. I probably should have guessed when Tatsuta said "everyone except Goto and one or two of the maintenance people" during the debriefing, but given what we saw just now he clearly isn't frightened around the shipgirls.
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>>39123836
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
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>>39123867
Ari pls
Hate has a relationship with Settle remember?
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>>39123867

Is it both of them?
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>>39123867
It's funny how you fuckin think that. I pointed out that you were makin fucking threats on info you didn't fuckin have, and then saying shit that made no sense what so fuckin ever.

But, no, go on thinking what you want to. Swear to fuck you musta got hit upside the grape a couple times in that little shootout of yours.
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>>39123661
>Scold the man soundly. Ikazuchi's the first non-problem escort ship you've met in this hellhole!
>Ask him if he's a staff sergeant yet.

Bullying Ikazuchi is forbidden.
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>>39123806
>Shower Katana

They are never going to let you live that down, are they, planefag?
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>>39123836
that's...actually a pretty clever loophole, for the horny serviceman.

Not that it would do him any good if a scandal arises from the relationship
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>>39123865
Well, maybe "not frightened" isn't the right choice of words. Maintenance guys already work with machines that can kill or maim you. Being frightened of the machinery isn't helpful, you just have to... respect them.
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>>39123951
It's cos, as of right now, no one anyone knows of has gotten with a fuckin shipgirl, and right now everyone has better fuckin things to worry about than if someone is bumpin uglies with one.

I'm sure it'll fuckin change when someone does hook up with one though.
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HOKAY, THREAD OVER, TALLYING VOTES FOR ~NEXT TIME!~ I wanted to crank out one more update but I'm drawing a fuckton of family aggro and I've got a gun show to raid around 9:30 tomorrow morning, and I wanna get there before Fatfuck McFuddMobile rolls up in his power scooter and snarfs up all the damned .45 ACP.

SHIPSLUTS WILL RESUME IN THE FOLLOWING WEEK BECAUSE SPRING BREAK; IF YOU'RE EMPLOYED LIKE A SANE HUMAN BEING I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE WE'RE DOING DOUBLE THREADS, AM HOURS ALL HOURS WOO HOO YEA BOI

STAND BY FOR THIS THREAD'S EPILOGUE - THE CONTINUED ADVENTURES OF SUPERBITCH AND TORPEDO-TITS!
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>>39123939

Methinks the Marine protests too much. Methinks that if he wasn't doing "CQC Training" with one of the shipgirls he'd be bragging about the literal boatloads of boatpoon he was getting from like half of the fleet.
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>>39123978
Cheers boss
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Hmm, this is good. Yes. I'm enjoying this a lot.

It's nearing the end of the day, shadows long on the the yard of the dorm building where we lived at. I really liked this gift Ooi got me. She's reading a book and drinking a 'smoothy' or something. Ooichi even picked up a few different games for me, sh- … eh? I notice a few bodies in-front of me, far too close. I look up and see the misfit brigade has appeared.

“Hey! What's that?” The especially stupid one.
“It's pretty cool looking.” The shy one.

I guess I can indulge them just to get them away.

“It's a handheld game player.”
“What kinda games are on it?” The one that pretends to be an adult.
“Oh, silly little childish games you wouldn't be interested in.” I sneer back at her.
“D-don't be rude!”

I notice two more destroyers coming up to join the annoyance assembly. Their hair colors starkly contrasting, but with similar personalities. They press to the front of the pack. It's not that surprising to see the two of them have started to hang around each other:Isokaze and Murakumo.

“Oh... What do you have there?” The more refined one
“Psh, it's totally a gameboy.” The shorter, angrier one.

Are these events going to keep playing out over and over? No matter, I can probably send these two off easily. I clear my throat and deepen my voice before speaking.

“Well, if you must know, It's a vita Ooichi purchased for me.”

Murakumo gives off a little 'snrk' and gets an elbow from Izokaze. Murakumo speaks up next.

“So what games do you play on it?”

I can do her pretty well, just put on some falsetto and add some whine to my voice.

“I-I'm not telling it just for your sake! But it's Kagero.”

“Y-you!”

“And your next line will be: I didn't really care about it anyway, idiot!”
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>>39123978
>THE CONTINUED ADVENTURES OF SUPERBITCH AND TORPEDO-TITS!

Which one is which again?
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>>39123978
See ya chief.
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>>39123939
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>>39123978
thanks man
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>>39124013
>Which one is which again?

I honestly can't tell them apart
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>>39123978
Nighty-night, Deme.
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>>39124035

Visually, I mean. Visually. I can never remember which hair color goes with which.
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>>39123978
SWQ WHEN
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>>39124035
>planefag can't tell shipgirls apart
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>>39124035

Hey Planefag, any response to >>39123119
>>39123717 ?
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>>39124053
KTKM has the black braids, Ooi has the long brown hair.
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Ghost, i hink I found the outfir Frank's girls were wearing.
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>>39124011

Murakumo's face instantly crimsons, syllables coming out of her mouth but no words, while Isokaze breaks into laughter. Murakumo continues her tomato impression until Izokaze gives her a slap on the back, making Murakumo pout up and turn away.

“That was pretty good, Kitakami-san. You have an interesting sense of humor We'll let you have your fun.”

The black haired one tugs the silver one away.
“I-I guess sometimes I can be like that.” Murakumo mumbles as she is led away.

At least some of them can take a hint, but the tiny annoyances crowd back around me peering over my shoulder to get a look at the screen.

“What are you all doing? Give Kitakami some space!” Ooichi to the rescue.
“We just wanted to see what was going on.”
“No! You're clearly bothering her, now leave.”
“But..”

Ooi makes an frustrated *hmph* and walks behind around behind me and scoops me up into a carry with one hand under my knees and the other around my back.

“Fine then, I'm taking my Kitakami-sama and leaving.”

Before she can take me anywhere a loud shout from the center of the dorm yard, on the plastic grated basketball court attracts everyone's attention.

“Hey Everyone! Take a look at who I found snooping around our building!”

It looks like Maya's holding up some … oddly dressed male. Hyuuga's with her, a smug look on her face.

“Oh, that's totally the person I was telling you about earlier, Kitakami.”

Maya drops the dude, while Hyuuga also dumps what I guess are his belongings. Maya opens up the line of investigation.

“Don't you know this place is off limits to civvies? You've got some nerve to just casually walk in here, and what the hell is up with that shirt?”
“Listen lady, I'm in the navy, and this is where I was assigned to stay, and don't be hating on tie-dye, dig?”
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>>39124053
That is ktkm. The super bitch. Thebrown one is Ooi.
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>>39124078
>It looks like Maya's holding up some … oddly dressed male. Hyuuga's with her, a smug look on her face.
Is that Harder?
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>>39124083
The joke is that they're both super bitches, anon.
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>>39123978
Thanks, Planefag!

>>39124011
>>39124078
...oh, my God. Murakumo came. Crix, I love you. Please be my husbando.
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>>39124078
Hyuuga butts in at this point, nudging Maya.

“Hear that? I don't remember seeing any shipBOYS before.”
“Yeah, and I don't remember battleships having a flight deck bolted to the back either, what is this? Some sci-fi shit?”

Hyuuga's expression darkens, and slams her fists together.

“You're gonna be modern art when I'm done with you.”

Maya looks a little nervous, before speaking up.

“They're not useless Hyuuga! They can launch and recover scout planes fine.”
“Scoutings a job for subs, why don't you us- Oh yeah, all of yours have fat asses that can be spotted from across the horizon.”

Someone started crying after that remark. Probably Goya. Hyuuga advances on the newcomer. He raises up a hand in front of him.

“Hey hold on a sec”

He runs over to where Maya dropped his stuff and suddenly music starts playing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA] I climb out of Ooi's hold. This is getting absurd. Hyuuga wastes no time going on the offensive, but that guy is pretty slippery himself. After she misses a punch, he hits Hyuuga straight on with a shoulder tackle knocking her off the basketball court, and into Tenryuu. Physics follows course by plopping Tenryuu's face into her bowl of noodles. Her yell puts a smile on my face.

“WHAT THE FUCK HYUUGA?”
“Yeah, sorry kid. Look I'm a little busy.”
“That's it?! Getting this delivered on base wasn't easy!”

Completely ignoring Tenryuu, Hyuuga goes back to trying to get a solid hit on that American. Maya is content to make sure he doesn't escape the impromptu 'ring'. Tenryuu grabs her sheathed sword nearby and is about to stomp into the field of battle until she's blocked by another destroyer with her arms fully extended outwards.
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>>39124059
Never anyon. Never. planefag's abandoned strike witches now. It's all shipsluts all the way.
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>>39124103
Yup
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>>39124118

“Get the hell out of my way, Fubuki, you're 100 years too young to stop me!”
“I won't let you backstab Hyuuga sempai!”
“Your loss.”

Tenryuu wastes no time backhanding Fubuki to the ground, set on delivering her ruined-lunch-vengeance onto Hyuuga. To her credit, as soon as Fubuki hits the ground she bolts up and grabs the nearest object to assault Tenryuu with. I'll never forget this moment, as Fubuki bends a folding chair into an unrecognizable shape over Tenryuu's head.

“Kitakami, this is getting sort of dangerous.” Ooi says as she grips my arm.
“It's fine. Everything is alright. It will all sort itself out.”

My attention is drawn to the second floor walkway, where Shiranui is standing outside her room, with Tatsuta not too far away. Shiranui looks as if she just got done working out, wearing only a tanktop and spats, heartily laughing at the scene playing out. Tatsuta calls out to the combatants.

“Ahh Fubuki-chan!! Please go easy on my sister~”
“Huuuhuuuhhnngh? Wwudda boot me?” Tenryuu's near incomprehensible reply comes back.

Looking back towards the main event, it seems the american isn't doing too well, parts of his face already swelling up, however Hyuuga wasn't unscathed either. I can hear shouts behind me, and I turn around to see who is probably admiral Goto, being flanked... well, more like being dragged towards us by two of the Kongo sisters. He looks completely out of breath when he arrives at the basketball court. He pulls out what looks like a small horn, but the sound that comes out is anything but. After about 5 seconds of honking, he releases the trigger.
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>>39124111
Mreh. Animu ktkm is just snarky. Animu ooi is raging lesbian bitch.
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>>39124161

“GET NO SCo-mmhhrmm” Kongou attempts to say something before being muffled by Kirishima.

All the fighters have frozen at this point, the bloodied Tenryuu dropping Fubuki out of her chokehold, the american and Hyuuga both stopped mid punch with looks of horror on their face as they see the admiral. Everyone attempts to speak at once, prompting another blow of the the horn.

“YOU, YOU, YOU, and YOU!” Admiral Goto says, pointing at each of the fighters. “You're going to all form up right now.”

They move quickly and stand at attention before Goto, although Tenryuu's looks as if she's going to topple any moment. Maya runs over to the admiral and opens up her mouth.

“This is all a-”
*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Admiral Goto points the horn directly into Maya's face before letting loose the furious honk. Admiral Goto points back at Tenryuu.

“You first, what happened?”
“Fffshheee they came from behind the steel of-*BRRR*”

I think I can see veins popping out on the Admiral's forehead, as Kongo tries to reassure him. Tenryuu loses her footing and falls backwards onto the ground, immobile.

“Forget it. Just... Just all of you go to your damn rooms and don't bother coming out until tomorrow.”

Heh, being sent to their rooms like children. What an absolute mess. Admiral Goto must be thinking the same thing as he buries his face into his palms. Even Kirishima is gently patting him, saying something I can't hear.

As the offenders head off to their rooms, Tatsuta comes down to drag her unconscious sister off, winking at the admiral. Once they're all gone, Admiral Goto turns around to address the rest of us.
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>>39124177
“What I originally came here to do, was announce that to celebrate the American ships arrival that they were going to host a movie night for us right here. As much as I would want to cancel it right now, it's going ahead anyway, starting at exactly 2100. Do not call me, do not cause any more trouble, and do not destroy any more property. Dismissed.”

I almost felt bad for him, but these are the people I have to deal with every day.
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>>39124164
It could have easily gone the other way. They didn't want to have two of the same character type, so one of them was always going to be toned down.
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>>39124161
>two of the Kongo sisters
Wait, I thought Kongou was the only member of her class at the base?
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>>39124190
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

*Deep breath* Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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>>39124234
Must be freshly-arrived
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>>39124234
They're with us in spirit.
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>>39124177
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>>39124234
Well you thought wrong! Hiei was mentioned in the first chapter writeup too.
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>>39124259
Oh yeah huh. Hiei was directing gunnery practice, IIRC. Is Haruna here, too?
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>>39124190
Nice!

>>39124234
As I understood it, Kongo was the only one available for sortie at the time they went to the Philippines. Planefag never said they lacked for BBs; he just said they were either being repaired or on other missions.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39120266/

Archived. I screwed up the title, yaaaaaaay.
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>>39124376
Nah, you did alright, Surprised on one troll-archived it.
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>>39124423
Speaking of which, does anyone know where SWQ #94 is?
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>>39124578
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22306557
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>>39124672
Thanks.
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>>39124161
Damn, I was hoping Cuntakami would end up getting caught in the fighting and get her shit slapped. Seriously, is there ANYONE on the base she actually gives a shit about? At this point I question whether even Ooi registers as anything more than mildly enjoyable company to her.

But Fubuki swinging a chair around to stand up for her sempai is amusing enough that I can accept waiting a bit longer to see KTKM get her comeuppance.
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>>39124714
No problem. Have fun with it.
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...I thought I said not to do anything stupid again while I slept! What the living hell just happened here?!
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>>39125771


People seem to be confused by the concept that you don't actually have to involve yourself directly to solve issues, and that, indeed, it can off be better not too.

They also seem confused by the idea that if you do involve yourself, it need not be that very instant. Much better it is to let people stew and lose their nerve, and then call them up to your own office.



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