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>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/

You are Katie Black, High-school social reject turned neurotic reptile with a lisp, and you think your adoptive caretaker might have heard you doing lewd things in the tub earlier, so feeling her scaly hand entangle yours is doing weird things to your chest. So you let her tug you along into the shop proper wherein she places you next to her behind the counter.

She takes a moment to comprise herself, breathing deeply, she's obviously a very panicky snake to get so worked up after leaving you alone for less than 5 minuets.

The entire shop reminds you of that one shop who's owner you punched to death and ingredients you pilfered to make poison in which to kill orphans with, in Skyrim of course. There's shelves on either wall besides the door stacked with all kinds of glass bottles probably full of what would be considered highly illegal if drug laws existed. the counter itself is a large shelf full of a few potions but mostly books and a few small pouches of.. is that what gold pieces are? You squint at the tiny disks, holy shit they must be half an inch wide and a millimeter thick, smaller than a penny.

You could fit hundreds in your... A pouch. A pouch you carry around, not the one you were thinking about just then.

"now-" she still sounds out of breath "Why don't you help me at the counter for a while" She gives you a smile, now seemingly much more at ease.

You don't really have the social skills to refuse.

-(cont)-
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Business is quiet, with Salvia mostly monologuing while you occasionally give one word answers, trying constantly not to think about that conversation at dinner and failing quite miserably. She mostly talks about her daughters while mashing up powders and probably hallucinogenic mushrooms. Whenever a customer does arrive you just stand there in an awkward silence while she deals with it and makes a sale, she lets you put the money away. Basically you feel totally out of place and really useless like a ice skater stranded in the Sahara, you're clearly just here so she can keep an eye on you.

>You can totally help out, and not just in the pretend way by: Choose one:
>Sweep the floors
>Use the motor and pestle to grind up drugs
>Write in
OR
>Tell her you feel like you're not actually helping at all.

>Write in.
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>Previously on spaghetti snek quest: https://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/%21Me.qpOlLW2/type/op/
Paid Debt List:
SPIDERSMUT: http://pastebin.com/Z7S9enSE - by anon.

This twitter thing everyone's talking about - https://twitter.com/DrUnorigional

Difficulty: This crappy quest will have a difficulty setting that you can change at any time if you so wish, just ask, use it tactically.

>Easy mode: (Half XP) You get 5 dice rolls, best roll taken, the entire world is sunshine and rainbows. Only lasts for 5 in game story posts.

>Normal (defult): (Normal XP rates and encounters.)You get 3 rolls, best dice taken.

>challenging: (Double XP!) You only get 2 rolls, best of 2.

>Hard mode: (Triple XP and more loot.) You get 2 rolls but we use an average instead of the best one. Bad luck comes your way and shit is getting perilous, pray to the dice gods for mercy.

>Punishing: (Quadruple XP and allot of cool stuff just left lying around. )You only got one shot, make it count. 1 roll. Enemies are written as more competent/ better equipped, E.G if encountered then regular wolves will become larger dire wolves ect. You may get your shit pushed in.

>Nightmare mode: (10 times exp) Awww shit son u gon die. The worst of 3 rolls is taken, the world shifts to grimdderp and bad things happen. You can't turn it off for 10 in game posts.

Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Dub rolls = +30
Trip rolls = +90

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>>39177532

>Current level = 26
>Difficulty = Challenging. ( I didn't forget, I'm just not changing it )
XP: current/total = level.
For example. 35 exp collected vs a 60 for evolution = level 58

Every 25 levels you get some kind of passive perk that might have an effect on your next evolution. Whatever you choose gets strengthened as and if you evolve.

Experience is given via difficulty and is relative. Remember to use the difficulty setting tactically, you can't raise it until after the fight is over.

>Mundane = 1 or even 0 XP. Shit like killing insects or knitting.
>Easy: 1-3 EXP, picking a lock or successfully hunting small prey.
>Medium: 5-10 EXP hunting larger prey that can fight back but really can't win.
>Challenging: 10-25: Shit that can fight back but not exactly life threatening.
>Threatening: 25-50 Something that could very well kill you and puts up a fair fight. 1V1 me faggot.
>Deadly: 50-100+ a (much?) larger/stronger opponent that may have the odds stacked in their favour
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>>39177513
>You can totally help out in the pretend way by: Pretending to take orders and have customerssss!

We're just a kid after all.
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>>39177513
>Tell her you feel like you're not actually helping at all.
>D-did i do sssssomething to make you mad...?
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>>39177619
>>39177632
Lets just stand there and feel like we've offended her:

Writing.
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>>39177632
>>39177532

This.
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>>39177632
This and ask her about helping with the mortar and pestle.
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>>39177513
>sweep the floor, you can't be that bad at it right?
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Fucking yes I made it for a thread.

This quest is all kinds of awesome. Can we embrace the kid thing even more? It's so adorable and I need more of it in my life.
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>>39177819
It's especially fun that snakemom thinks were insane for all the things we aren't actually insane for while missing all of our actual craziness.
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>No one else wants to be a qt snek

Dammit! We're a child we should act like it!
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>>39177843

Snake mom thinks Katie is a cannibal, and that's why she has gotten so large.
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>>39177843
>>39177874
It's even more fucking amazing. It's like we've been raised by wolves, but even worse.

>>39177632
Voting for that, while we're at it. So fucking adorable.
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>>39177874
In reality we are a socially inept, possibly delusional, highly perverted tantrum prone individual who has managed to kill dozens of boars, get in a fight with /b/, and get punched in the face by a druggy
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>>39177509
Finally. It's been 3 threads since I could participate more then rereading it.
Let's start the Snekening
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>>39177921
Sure, we didn't eat anything sapient, but we still managed to survive 5 days in the woods as a new born and managed to kill quite a few things. As a new born. Our body shouldn't be this physically capable for fighting.
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>>39177994
I think our Kill count is:

2x Uni-Bunnies
2x Canopy Crawlers (The Shit Monkeys)
1x Crocodillian
8x Boars
1x Big Boar
1x Deer

Quite impressive for 8 days old.
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>>39178039
Well in numbers, yes, but we didn't kill every day, so that makes it worse again
Time for hueg snek today!
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>Quest has a smut paste
>No charsheet
sasuga /tg/
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>>39178216
The op appreciates a good smut.
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>>39177513
I guess I missed the voting period, but question:

WHAT are we wearing right now? That dirty old sweater? did it get washed? Did someone pick up our shirt for us?
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>>39178342
No, we bought a new black hooded shirt that we can wear. Eddie is worried about us in our choice of attire but he looked at us with a worried glance and said nothing.
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>>39178342
Que panic attack when we realize that we're naked again
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>>39178475
we bought it, but it's still drying when we last left it.
Did ANYONE go pick it up?
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>>39178486
I'm pretty sure Salvia wouldn't allow us to go around naked. We must have SOMETHING on.
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>>39178486
Nope. Noone.
That said I think we should jut go and gut something. mayb tear the skin of and wear it.
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>>39178517
Sounds good. Maybe another deer? A fresh one? or some kind of jungle cat?
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>>39178517
We already bought the shirt with eddie's money, the least we could do is actually wear it.
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>>39178517
Nope. I disagree.

We need to hold off on doing that until someone teaches us how to do it properly.
Assuming we don't like bile-covered clothing.
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Do you guys think it would panic her more or less if we told her we could remember stuff from before we hatched. Obviously those memories are confusing us.

I don't remember seeing it mentioned in the other threads, is this set in the same world as any of the other RE: quests going on?

>>39178517
Hold off until snake mom is less alarmed. If we do, we should remember to take off our clothes and stash them so they dont get covered in blood again.
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>>39178540
yeah, I like our shirt. Theoretically.

Though, I also really enjoy helping out in the shop.
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Remember folks, we have a few objectives.

Find out the reason for this existence.

Find something exciting to do.
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>>39177513
You're starting to get a but stiff from standing, and feeling rather self-conscious. Salvia's taken to just quietly mashing away and measuring out ingredients and it might just be you but the entire situation feels tense, you can feel her presence right next to you, a friendly but stuffy feminine aurora and you can't help but wish you were alone. It feels like you're pressed up against her in fact, despite being more than 2 foot apart.

You've thought about moving further away but then apprehension strikes and you agonize or whether or not she'd take it the wrong way.

Why are you even here anyway, you're not helping. Did you do something to offend her? You gulp quietly, it's because you were doing lewd things in the tub earlier isn't it? Fuck that's the only explanation. It feels like your encased in a thick syrup, trapped in the room with a giant pink elephant that's fornicating itself vigorously. What if she knows and just doesn't want to say, you know she does, you heard what she said at dinneras vague as it was. Is this why she's keeping her away from her kids? Maybe she doesn't want a problemed masturbating child around her own kids.. or something.... You don't know but the longer the silence gnaws at you the more you spiral into deeply paranoid thinking, it's driving you insane.

Something snaps inside of you "uh-uhm" you mutter loudly before instantly regretting your decision to look strange.

Savlia stops and turns to look at you "what is it dear?"

Well shit now you have to ask about it, you stuttering voice comes out in what could be mistaken for an apprehensive chain smoking loli "uh-uhm.....d-did....did I d-do ssssomthing t-to...m-make you mad?" avoid the subject, good strategy. She won't bring it up and you can continue suffering silently.

-cont-
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>>39178577
I think the reaction would be "Oh good lord my baby is possessed by a demon"

Which, you know, isn't entirely impossible.
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>>39178603

She stares at you for a brief moment with shocked widening eyes "n-no, no dear of course not-why would you even think that" you can only stare back while she puts away the mortar and pestle and encroaches on your personal space like a squid on a jar full of -"come here" and the next thing you know you're minds went blank and you're being pulled in for a hug.

Your entire body goes rigid for all of 2 seconds before relaxing completely. Mom hugs are the best, maybe she didn't hear you after-all and you're just being overly paranoid again... or she's just a really nice snake-person. Regardless you hang there limp while she squeezes you.

"No, no you've done absolutely nothing wrong, it's-" she pauses then squeezes you to her chest again "-I'm sorry. I'm not upset with you, what made you think that I was?" Well you thought she caught you jilling off in the bathtub for one... you just ruined your own moment.
She slowly pulls away from you "I was never mad at you, what am I doing wrong Katie?" oh shit now you feel really guilty and equally as self conscious as before, you're going to have to reply.

"...i-it'sssss jusssssst... I-I don't k-know-" you imagine that you have a helpless look on your face that says 'please stop putting me on the spot'. Unable to answer things quickly degenerate into a really awkward staring contest wherein snake mom looks increasingly upset, you imagine you don't look much better if for completely unrelated reasons, your mind is as blank as it is racked with guilt...

"..C-c-can I-I-" you shakily point to the mortar and pestle

Snake-mom blinks before brightening up and switching to desperately try to appease a crying child mode "oh-OH yes- yes of course, you can help me out with this" she all but shoves the tools into your shaky hands which you hold gormlessly, feeling a bit lost.
-cont-
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>>39178577
>>39178558
>>39178540
>>39178538
Okay let me rephrase that. Please let's go and kill things. It's fun.

Yes I like snake-chan that much.
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>>39178625

You end up getting a tutorial on how to properly crush up and past mushrooms and various powders, she still measures but you feel like you're actually helping now and by extension feel a little better.

It isn't long before the stores winding down and your wrist fucking hurts holy fuck, but it's a good pain, the pain of being productive.


You hear a shrill voice shouting goodbye outside before the smallest snake slithers inside covered in dye stains and looking like a ball of high pitches sunshine. "Hiya" she waves to you in the completely innocent way kids do to relatively total strangers. You wave back awkwardly, feeling slightly less self aware around a small child... it's not so bad actually. She smiles and comes round the counter to look you up and down "why're you wearing moms blouse?"

You become painfully aware of the way it hangs loosely from your chest, you feel like a crossdresser. Supressing a frown you answer "I-i... hello" she giggles. Wow kids are easily pleased.

"can you say seashells?" .....fucking kids.

"u-uhm... n-no"

You're met with an adorable pout. You stare at her blankly, did she really expect you to "wanna draw?" what?

Fucking kids.

>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

>Tell Salvia her kids home.

>Write in. But no bully.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Happy fun time drawing.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Draw stuff! Be adorable! Have your mind wander and accidentally doodle yourself killing animal! Cry some more! Yay, being a kid.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>39178639
Sure, after we get done helping our here and picking up our shirt.

THEN we gotta decide what to do with that old rotting deer.

THEN we can go out hunting.

>>39178644

>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100
You know what? Yeah. Let's go draw. It will be fun. And we don't have to be good, either.
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>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100
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>>39178644
Shit forgot to mention, but Salvia went round back to gather some ingredients.
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>>39178718
Let's ask salvia if we can draw.

Or just draw out by the front counter.
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>>39178639
To be honest, I'd be so fucking perfectly happy if this turned into a slice-of-life growing up quest, but I'm sure not everyone wants that.

Snake-chan is pretty nice. Maybe we can go hunt something. Just need a reason, really. I mean I don't know if Salvia will even let us out.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100

Let snake mom panic for a second, then d'aww when she finds us drawing
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>>39178739
Well I do want to pay eddie back.
I figured we'd go down to the forest once or twice a week to get something for the warehouse, even if we don't have jobs.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>39178644
>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100
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>>39178694
>>39178696
>>39178697
>>39178713
Looks like we're having a serious arts competition with a small child and kinda just winning.

>>39178739
Probably not unless nope. definitely not. not ever.

>>39178759
That's still an objective.
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We need to wait for snake mom to complain about not having something to cook one night, then just run out the door.
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>>39178795
>OH no it's my fault! I've been eating all her food.
>Snek Chain assumes direct control
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>>39178791
>implying we're winning
Were we artists in the past life? Because otherwise I think we're gonna be equals.
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>>39178791
It's not a competition! We're just drawing with an older friend! It's all friendly.
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>>39178791

Oh god we're gonna accidentally draw Yoai out of Habit

What will snake mom think?
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>>39178644
>>Go draw with her, you're technically the younger one here 1d100
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>>39178848
And what might happen is snakemon ACTUALLY finds out we've been masturbating?

She might think we've been molested on top of being a cannibal.
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>>39178848

>"K-k..Katie Dear? Is this what the Miners do on their breaks?
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I really like the whole slice of life thing we having going right now but I do feel snek-chan needs her time to shine.

Salvia is much to over protective as a mother (well rightfully so seeing as her kids are Rank 1 and she seems to be Rank 2 at best and Katie at a week old is bigger than her). So what we shoulld do is find a day to take the girls and with our snake posse go up river and fuck over Magilla-gorilla and hiis troupe of shit flingers.

Also was Katie actually masturbating in the tub or did she just get really turned on, lose track of time, and think snake mom herd her masturbating and thats why Salvia called for her, not that she was using the tub forever.
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>>39178935
>let's go fuck with magilla
No. God no. Let's hunt anyone but those shit apes.

I don't want to get poo thrown at us.
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>>39178951
But anon. Sweet sweet vengence. Think of it ike the pursuer fight in early DS2. He showed up, fuck us around for a bit, then we come back into his house, and fucking kill him!
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>>39178977
yeah, but fuck doing that for these guys.

They live WAY too far up river and their self defense system is WAY too gross. And they are gross.
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>>39179001
Poisoned Arrows.
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>>39178977
WE might get the girls killed. So If It was us solo sure. But taking kids into the jungle is a horrible idea.
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>>39178977
We should get a crossbow or other ranged weaponry if we're going to hunt shit apes. That was our main problem with fighting them they're too mobile compared to us.

Oh and camouflage! Shoot one, retreat and hide.
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>>39179091
That'll take so long to learn to do good.

Let's just pick something much closer and less horrible if we're bringing people along.
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>>39179111
You do know how they milk snakes right? Its not hard and we would just have to coat an arrow in poison. Poisoned arrows are probably our best bet.
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>>39179183
the arrows part is significantly harder than the poisoning part.
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>>39178644
Tiny hands are pulling you weakly by the arm and you just can't fight back, she might as well be a body builder or rock-star because you just can't say no or resist. Pretty soon you've been press-ganged into the her bedroom.

You worry briefly about whether or not you should tell Salvia before your thoughts are interrupted by the tiny snake dumping a small wooden box at where you once had feat and opening it to reveal a bunch of... charcoal sticks? You guess they're just really shitty pencil leads without the pencil. The sound of parchment rustling draws your attention as she pulls it out of the box and throws it at your feat, looking like she's on Ecstasy and shitting herself on a narcotic high as kids do.

Your hand hovers over the primitive pencils...You have no fucking clue what your doing. They're coarse and filthy, you frown at your now black hand.

"No you gotta use a cloth, like this" She shows you how to not dirty your hands by holding charcoal through cloth. Learn something new every day. She starts drawing triangles... and more triangles, oh they're birds. She draws some more birds, and keeps drawing them, occasionally looking at you ask if for approval or to tell her how great an artist she is. Kids are really shitty artists. You'll show her how a teenager arts.

After a few shaky false starts you begin drawing the coolest and most interesting thing you can think off, the alpha of that delightful pack of deformed shit flinging primates and it never actually strikes you as a bad idea. In fact for once you're actually having fun, even if you can't draw.

-cont-
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>>39179263
The end result is embarrassing, you want to rub it out, it looks like a children's drawing. But cora seems to think otherwise going by her wide eyed expression.

"whoa... you're a really really good drawer" You're a piece of furniture now apparently, you can't help but smile. It's...it's nice, you're actually having fun with others for once.... maybe because she's on the same level as you when it comes to social skills..... and there it is ruined again. But even so you enjoyed it while it lasted.

"Katie!? KATIE!" Your carefree smile disappears and you flinch at the noise Salvia is making. "CORA" You hear frantic movement and doors crashing open. You each share a wide eyed glance at each other that says 'what the fuck did we do?' Before the ajar door becomes a swinging one. You think she may have dented her own walls, which is worrying because moms usually shout at you for doing so-

"Cora! katie, there you are- we- I- you two need to go over to MR.tallions right now-" you seriously wonder if snake-moms on crack or accidentally ingested something, you notice from the corner of your eye a tiny snake starting to sniffle "oh no, no dear you're not in trouble-" she's grabbed both of you and is dragging/leading you to the door. Before you can ask or consider the rotting dear stinking up the place she's kissing cora on the forehead saying "everything's fine" and telling her she needs to take you to her sewing teachers place right now.

>Whats going on here?

>Do you need any help?

>Write in?
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>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?
Are we all going to the tailor's?
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>>39179282
>Whats going on here?
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>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?

Did we do something to make you mad again?
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>>39179282
>Whats going on here?
We can't do anything right. We were better off in the jungle. We only made shit monkeys angry. No one gives a shit about shit monkeys.
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>>39179282
>>Whats going on here?
>>Do you need any help?

Did we do something wrong? We just wanted to draw!
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>>39179416
>>39179408
>>39179332
>>39179316
>>39179312
Feeling self-conscious again I see, and right so, it's all your fault.

Writing.
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>>39179282
>>Write in?
>E-e-eddie bought a sssss-sshh-irt for me earlier, it'sssss probably d-d-dyed now.
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>>39179282
Just go along with it. Sounds like it might be serious. That or the person holding our clothes is really impatient.
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>>39179282
It's a surreal moment, having been dragged out of the house you're watching your adoptive mother figure explain to a much smaller younger child, a toddler really, that she has to look after you and make sure you're safe. This is probably your fault somehow, you don't know why or how but you've just got a feeling. With all the trouble you've caused her thus far you wouldn't be surprised.

Hesitant to ask but driven on by desperation as she turns to run off you cry "wait!" in a strained and croaky but surprisingly coherent sentence. Single words count as a sentence right?

"w-what d-did-"

She takes a deep breath and tries to compose herself, breathing deeply in and out "everything is fine-" she says more to herself than the two of you "It's- it's Sirena, I can't f- I can't find her, I'm going to look so please just go straight to tallions" hair a mess and a crazed look in her eyes she bolts off. You try and ask if she needs help but she's already gone by the time you can starts stuttering. A very rational fear courses through you like someone injected acid into a major artery, what if Sirena went off into the jungle? This is all your fault, you should have talked it over with her or something.

There's a tug on your arm "common we mom said we gotta go to-" you stop listening

>Just go to the tailors guize really?

>You need to for look for her, it's all your fault!!! (where) it doesn't really matter what you roll, they all have modifiers and will succeed, more or less.
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
>Charge around the village looking for her 1d100 vs a 50
>Look outside the village 1d100 vs a 50
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
>Assssssk if anyone has sssseen her (or at least attempt to)
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>39179665
>>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>39179665
>>Just go to the tailors
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
Let's climb the tailor's house.
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>>39179689
we found the shit out of her
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>>39179689
Thank christ you rolled better then me.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
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What's our power level compared to snek mom
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>>39179665
That fucking little snake is too adorable.
Tugging us to the tailors and shit.
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>>39179665
Remember to tell little snek to be good. Secretly wish we had a sister like her goddamn she's adorable.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39179665
We also can't leave this toddler all alone! And we told Sirena we nearly died. She's not in the jungle.

>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50
And we take the toddler with us. Good thing we have that perk where we succeed on climbing checks from the first thread.
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>>39179770
Yeah, tell her to go to the tailor. We'll meet up with her.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39179665
>Just go to the tailors
Then
>>39179665
>Climb up high and get a vantage point 1d100 vs a 50

>>39179770
>Remember to tell little snek to be good.
Yes and maybe tell her we think we might know where Sirena went.
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>>39179665
Send toddler to the tailor then
>Climb up high and get a vantage point
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>>39179689
>>39179693
>96 and a 4 = 100.
just sayin. Nice roll anon.

>>39179741
Close, what's with these rolls.

>>39179747
About the same, but she's 20 years old and earned hers through relatively non-violent means.

>>39179774
pic related. Holy fuck these rolls, the dice gods love you.

Okay, we're climbing up high.
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>>39179747
A single diode compared to CANIS MAJORIS
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>>39179774
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>39179770
Supporting this. let's make friends with the littlest snake. Even if she'd technically be our big sis.

Actually that'd be really weird if the littest snake DOES fill some big-sis role.
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>>39179801
Remember to tell lil snek to be good!
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>>39179820
well, she did teach us how to use writing utensils.
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>>39179824
>>39179820
>>39179834
>>39179811
I'm going to count that hundred on the basis on dem rolls.

Also befriending little snake, writing.
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Fuck she went to the jungle. Saying we nearly died might just be the excitement she wants.

the 96 will find her but then we gotta reach deep inside and let Snake-chan out to go save her. This is where we prove ourselves. Now or never.
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>>39179834
I hope it goes full metal alchemist. We're all big and imposing but the smallest snake is the big sister. I can imaging the short jokes becoming a berserk button.
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>>39179665
You have to do something, it's your fault she went missing. You realize you've been idly following the Cora's tugging, she's leaning forward and straining in a valiant attempt to to pull you long. You stop.

She pouts and puffs up her cheeks "comooooon, mom said we had to go to Mr.Tallions" You smile, you suddenly wish you had a little sister like this. She's so adorable. But there's something you need to do.

"I c-can't" she stares at you wide eyed.

"t-thisss issss... m-my fault. I...I h-have to go find her" You feel something new inside, responsibility maybe? Is this what it feels like to be an adult.

Cora's still tugging on your wrist, "b-but, no you can't, you'll get in trouble". That is so fucking adorable.

It hurts when you have to pull her hands off you, gently as possible, she keeps grabbing back on telling you her mom will get angry with you.

"Thisss isss sssssomething I h-have to do" you stare her right in the eye with a dire expression and she finally lets go "p-please, be a g-good" She just stares at you wide eyed.

And you're off... you don't quite know where but it strikes you as a good idea to get up high. So you race to the tallest looking building in the immediate vicinity, climbing up the beams with relative ease using your freakish snake muscles, it's both terrifying and exhilarating as the sun hits you, and you stare out into the wide open air. You feel like you do when you're fighting a wild animal yet, not quite, you're still yourself.

There.

You see a snakebutt sneaking by the front gate behind a giant spiderbutt. You fucking got this:

>Alert the guards before you go? Will cost you 2.

This is how it'll work:
>To catch up to her you need 6 successes (down from 10 due to the merciful dice gods). You will roll 1d100 vs a 50 each turn until you get them, in which case you've caught her.
>I'll roll vs a 90 to see if she encounters danger, the further she gets into the forest the lower that 90 gets and the worse the outcome.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>39180229
>Go after her as fast as our tail carries us
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39180229
>6 successes
That's a fucking lot of successes. This is going to be a long chase scene. At least 6 updates?

I choose not to alert guards because 8 updates is way too many.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39180229
Time to chase down a wayward little girl as a wayward little girl.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39180229
>Go after her as fast as our tail carries us
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39180229
Speed boost from extra length?
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>>39180272
>>39180275
Not that long apparently, you're down 3 already.

3 to go, Writing.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>39180229
No time to delay, charge!
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>>39180320
oh, I thought we could only get one success per thing.
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>>39180320
Gotta love degrees of success. We are gonna catch up to her in no time.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>39180229
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Is it wrong that I want her to get into trouble so we can tackle said trouble at the last possible second and have a badass struggle to the death as a John Williams score plays to our fight?
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We're going to be able to balance being a little kid and being a total badass, right? I don't want the adorableness to go away and I don't want the badassness to go away either.
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>>39180381
No. She needs to see the horrors of the jungle. It'd be best if we die horribly while ending such a creature.

Snek mom feels like a terrible person for the rest of her life for thinking Katie was anything other than a sweet child.
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>>39180381
It isn't I want that as well...
>VOTING FOR THREATENING MODE ENCOUNTER!
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>>39180381
You are a sick twisted monster to wish evil upon a little girl.

I really want that to happen but Snek-mom can not see/know about the awesome battle for the ages.
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>>39180408
>>39180403
>>39180381
nooo
I don't want katie to diiiie
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>>39180418
>>39180403
How about a compromise? Katie instead gets horrible mangled or is infected with a horrible disease, but it isn't fatal and we just have to be tended to by snakemom for a while?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39180229
Heart pounding in your chest you all but throw yourself down the building, briefly catching a glimpse of a wide eyed little snake before you're off tearing down the street in what you hope is the right direction. You're breathing deeply as the light between the houses bathes you in light and darkness, you don't care about the looks your getting for being in such a hurry. You have only one mission. Stop a little girl from killing herself because of your stupid mistakes.

You don't even stop when that crack addict from early shouts "OI" at you, completely ignoring him like you did initially. For once the thousands of invisible eyes you feel on you in public are gone, even if they're actually staring this time round. You just don't care, or maybe snake-chan doesn't care. You're not entirely sure who you are right now.

Gasping for breath by the time you hit the gate a burly man jumps in front of you "hey, HEY, you can't just-" You barrel past him, feeling like you're on PCP. Next thing you know your face planting the ground. But you spring up and whip your tail from his muscular arms and charge on like a lunatic, ignoring the shouts behind you.

You can just about see her disappearing into the brush.

>1d100 vs a 50 please
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39180449
>95

Dreams do come true!

>Captcha: soWin

Yes it is!
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>>39180444
>horribly mangled
>tended to by snakemom for a while

Unless we have ultra regen, I think you might want to rethink this plan.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39180449
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>>39180470
Noice..
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>39180449
go tell her to please not run away!
We're sorry and junk!
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>>39180466
Snakemom is an alchemist in a fantasy world, the potions very well might give ultra-regen
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>>39180470
HOLY SHIT

Dice gods give mercy for a change.

You catch her 5 minuets into the chase.
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>>39180470
Nice roll anon.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39180449
>Shout for snek sibling
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>>39180470
On the one hand I feel great for the 100. On the other I'm sort of sad we didn't just watch something awful happen.
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>>39180495
You rolled over a 90, too. Do we get to fight something? CAN WE GET INJURED OR SICK AND SNAKEMOM HAS TO TAKE CARE OF US? Please god.
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>>39180495
Yeah but that 95 means that she ran into trouble the same moment we catch her doesn't it. This is gonna be good.
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>>39180495
We still need to convince her to come back.
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>>39180495
>>39180511
Yea she encounters something right off the bat and you're there instantly to save the day.
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>>39180525
Katie is the hero this world deserves, but not the one it wants.
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>95

Now's the time! Unleash the snake-chan!

FIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI1V6cNXuCo
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>>39180525
Please something threatening or she does it again and we gain only small time exp
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Stop begging for threats you guys, they'll come naturally.
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>>39180555
I was thinking more this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqjfq5gsfYk#t=3m40s
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I'm liking the idea of us being the big yet timid bruiser and the litteuns being the social part.
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>>39180620
I like this dynamic
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>>39180620
This is what I want from Katie. Huge snek, timid, but powerful enough to crush a carriage.
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>>39180731
>>39180710
we're already pretty much there.
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>>39180747
Not a carriage, heck a horse is beyond us right now. We can crush a man though.
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>>39180731
I've always had a soft spot for the 'timid giant' type characters
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Let's just hope it isn't the /b/ collective again...
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>>39180760
>>39180747
>>39180731
I can just imagine Tinysnake chatting up people in the adventurers guild with Katie hiding in a corner booth, once they're all grown up. "Her? Oh, yeah. She's my little sister. Adoptive, of course. No, seriously. She got abandoned in the woods before she hatched and spent about 5 days there before finding the town. She came out the size I am now! We still don't know what happened to her in there, she doesn't really want to talk about it."
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>39180449
Heart in your mouth and chest feeling like a chubby chaser having a threesome you charge after Salvia's daughter, unmindful of the spelks you get by barreling over deforested land.

The bright sunlight quickly gives way to that brand new enchanting color you recently became aware off as darkness falls, trees rushing past you, puffing and panting. There. You smash through the undergrowth looking like a crazed maniac, Sirena actually jumps and retreats away from you as you come crashing through a bunch of ferns. But she her shock is quickly replaced by a scowl.

Hands on snake tail you stand there panting, gasping for breath and stare back at her. "What* gasp* are you-*gasp* d-doing." again, you almost have time to congratulate yourself over a fully coherent actual sentence before she shouts back at you "WHY'D YOU COME OUT HERE, I'm not going back!"

You stare really hard at her. She stares back with a kind of venomous frustration only spoiled teenagers with over protective moms can muster"y-you don't understand what it's like, I hate it there"

Still panting, you let her know that "y-you could have...have d-died o-o-out-" Oh there's that stutter coming back.

The smaller snake glowers icy daggers at you "You- you can't make me go back, I'll- I'll fight you" Your eye widen and jaw drops in fear. Because you see a pair of green eyes hiding behind her in the bush.

Yep. That's a fucking panther.

>Put yourself between her and it.

>Just grab her and run, she looks small enough. 1d100 vs 65

>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll

>Write in?
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>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.
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>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39180836

> Come at me bro!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
Throwdown time. We can take em.
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>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.
Also hiss menacingly.
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>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.
snake-chan wants a fight
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>>39180836
>>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
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>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.Oh shit we're gonna have a child death's on our conscience.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>39180836
what's a "spelk"
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
>>Put yourself between her and it.

Push her behind us as we point.
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>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
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>>39180836

>>Put yourself between her and it.

"Run."
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>>39180836
>>Put yourself between her and it.
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>>39180864
>>39180869

Goddamn Katie, that poor Panther
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Write in?

Cats ain't got nothing on us, jump over or push aside Sirena, charge the cat and wrap it up.
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>>39180836
>Put yourself between her and it.
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>>39180902
One roll isn't going to finish it.
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>>39180836
>put yourself between her and it.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>39180836
>point at the panther

She wants violence, let's show her violence... Minus the her dying horribly of course
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>39180836
>Point at panther, push her out of the way 1d100 vs jungle cats roll
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>>39180912
>>39180897
>>39180893
>>39180885
>>39180882
>>39180877
>>39180872
>>39180862
>>39180858
We're being heroic as fuck.
Almost forgot to ask for a 1d100- oh wait I totally did because Op is a faggot.

>>39180864
Anon rolled 93
Need one more because I'm anal as fuck.

Then you can just assume I'm writing once I get it.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39180953
roll
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>39180953
I'm bad at dice.
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Wow same time post.
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Row row fight tha pantha!
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>>39180953
I still think getting injured would do wonders for our relations with snake mom and snake sis.
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Even Bageera didn't fuck with Kaa so yeah, we'll be fine
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>>39181007
Agreed.
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>>39181055
I got that reference. Your references are sick bro.
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>>39181007
If snake sister dies were fucked, she thinks we're a killer and we don't want to accidentally support that with her daughter.
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>>39181007
How about we not try to get purposely injured.Because that's a stupid idea
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>>39181007
Fuck that.
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>>39180953
What did the Panther roll? And it's not going to die in just one roll right? that would be silly.

>>39181007
Not as silly as this though.
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>>39180953
We gonna eat this damn Panther, we gonna eat it reaaaal good.
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>>39181007
How about no
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>>39181123
I think the panther rolled an 83
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>>39181130
I hear panther tastes like chicken!
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>>39180836
Your eyes widen, that's a fucking panther, and if your knowledge of nature documentaries and your fear of domestic cats has taught you one thing, it's when the little fuckers are going to pounce. And that big fucker is about to do so.

Something wells up inside you that eclipses the fear, you can't be responsible for the death of salvia's kid, not after everything she's done for you and all that shit you caused for her. Your mind switches to instinct and you charge forward towards the smaller snake who is screaming at you, not the panther. The fear in her eyes is what you imagine yours were when you got stranded here, her fist hits your face as you pass and your nose tinges, you think the adrenaline is numbing the pain. Everything is moving in slow motion.

You make the mistake of turning to look at her snarling visage, you see her anger turns to blind shock and seconds later your know why. You feel weight against you, reflectively bringing up your arms to block, you get knocked backwards almost onto the floor but manage to recover. But not before the jungle cat tears several ribbons into your sides and arms.

It's vicious, snarling, roaring and being generally antisocial as stupid cats are apt to be. it's clawing into your side causing long bleeding gashes. You end up hugging it to stop the thing from digging it's teeth into you neck, gasping and hissing all the while. You're faintly aware of screaming to your back. Bitch what'd you tell her.

>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85

>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30

>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
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>>39181183
Right, missed that somehow...
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.

Yay!
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>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
We letting Snake-chan out of her cage.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>39180953
You might be an ass and anal as fuck, but start getting the ¨shitty¨ out of your quest description. really.
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Rolled 13, 32 = 45 (2d100)

>>39181190
Claw and bite
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39181190
<write-in
Grab a branch, put some distance between the cat and us
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39181190

> Attempt a constrict
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
>Constrict
Why can't we do both?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
Let's gain an advantage first
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>>39181190
>>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
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Rolled 69, 2 = 71 (2d100)

>>39181190
>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30

>Dig your claws into it's eyes. 1d100 vs a 60, rolling 80 or higher will be interesting.
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>>39181222
>>39181232
Holy shit guys I think it's pretty thoroughly blinded
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>>39181232
I guess 4chan wants us to go for the eyes, boo.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39181190
>>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85
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>>39181190
>Claw
>Bite
UNLEASH THE BEAST!
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>>39181222
This one!
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>>39181257
I think it's closer to a brainstab with the 85

It's BO2, right?
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>>39181190
>Constrict
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39181190
>attempt to constrict
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>>39181250
Changing my vote to >>39181222
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39181190
>>Bite the motherfucker 1d100 vs a 30
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39181190
>Attempt a constrict 1d100 vs a 85
Squeeze that thing. We're bigger, right?
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Good luck untangling that vote Dr.
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>>39181190
>>39181303
The thing about including different dice and calling the DCs is everyone can just vote for whatever rolls the best at the start.
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>>39181222
Give me your face!
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>>39181190
Rape it.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39181303
We obviously should just do everything at once
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>>39181222
>>39181232
ohohohohohohohoho....
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>>39181232
>>39181222
>99
Hohohoh things aren't looking bright for the panther. In fact it's blind.

>>39181303
;~;

>>39181222
>>39181232
>>39181238
>>39181252
>>39181255
>>39181290
6 for eye gouging.

4 for bite and claw with >>39181296

>>39181249
>>39181266
>>39181282
>>39181285
>>39181299
5 for constrict.

>>39181224
I'm sorry if that came off as arrogant. I'll try not to trigger you next time anon.

Writing:
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>>39181384
Hey OP, are you taking first two rolls of all rolls, or first two rolls on an option?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>39181384
>In fact it's blind.
Missed my chance to say, it's all black.

>>39181398
First two rolls of an option. Rolling panther attack.
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>>39181232
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>>39181384
>I'm sorry if that came off as arrogant. I'll try not to trigger you next time anon.
You missunderstand. I love yooou....r quest.
all the homo if you want
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>>39181384
did we have claws?
I forgot.
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>>39181384
>>39181459
I'm agreeing with him, man. You're quest is great! I know you're your own worst critic, and a little self-criticism is good, but you're a great writer and got a real charm about you.
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>>39181519
We didn't pick the "claws" upgrade but we do have long pointed fingernails, so that counts for something I guess.
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How about nightmare mode for Fun?
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>>39181547
no just no
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>>39181547
I'm the guy that wanted us to get injured and even I'm not THAT masochistic
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>>39181547
Nope!
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>How about nightmare mode for Fun?
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>>39181547
Removal of nightmare mode from game when?
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>>39181547
One day we will have to face our fears and beat Dark Souls. But that day is not yet come.
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>>39181612
>>39181587
>>39181584
>>39181566
>>39181561
No risk no reward.
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>>39181547
Look, I was the last person to advocate for nightmare mode a few threads back. And even I will tell you that after weighing risk v.s. reward. I no longer feel that we as players should ever press that button.
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>>39181547
Every Goblin is now an Ogre lord, Every wolf is now Fenris. Every harpy now a roc, every lizard a dragon it is the difficulty you pick when you want to die.
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>>39181637
>The panther ontop of us suddenly turns into a Dire Panther
>It instantly just picks us up and snaps us in half
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>>39181623
Some people might think being raped with a white hot steel dildo would be worth 10,000 dollars cash, but you won't find too many of them.
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>>39181662
More like it becomes a Dire Thunder Panther of Might. also known as a Panthra.
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>>39181662
>It then throws each half up in the air and shoots lasers from it's eyes, incinerating them at the top of the throw.

>It then becomes a ninja and murders 1d3 villagers per turn.
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>>39181685
Well how big is it?
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>>39181623
There's Risk vs Reward, which is going Hard or Punishing. But I'd honestly wait until we have decent equipment before doing that.

We get exp, we get loot, it's risky but we could manage it in small doses if we're cautious.

Going Nightmare mode means everyone around us dies terribly, and we cry for our lost family. Even if we survive it's likely we'll end up losing important loot or social bonds, in exchange for exp. There are better ways to farm exp, it simply isn't worth it.
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>>39181190
The thing about grappling a big cat is you use all your strength to stay upright while the other creature isn't even trying to push you over, it's just merrily tearing shreds off your- salvia's shirt and your body. Even while hopped up on adrenaline it stings like a motherfucker, and what's more is it feels wet, all down your side, you must be bleeding quite heavily, fuck.

You hiss at the thing as it rakes a claw down your back, nearly taking the entire shirt with it. Thankfully for a given value of luck it seems to have gotten caught on said fabric.

Gasping and hissing you chance a look at it from your position buried in it's chest, wicked teeth bared, ears folded back. Typical pissed off cat shit. You really fucking hate cats.
Above the roaring and your own animistic cries you can hear a much softer whine from behind and you're reminded of one thing, you don't want to die here, and you don't want Sirena.

A muscular paw rakes it's way down your back again and you hear the ripping of fabric. Something inside you snaps like the clothing you borrowed and you let loose a horrible mix between a roar and a hiss, ironically just like a pissed of cat getting a surprise enema.

Your push back and the thing lunges, no doubt trying to bite into your neck. But you move slight quicker. You relatively tiny hands grip either side of it's head and without thinking you dig your scaly hands into it's eyeballs. There's a brief moment of silence as the thing registers the fact that yes, your clawed fingers are drawing blood from it's eye sockets. Then it goes ballistic, thrashing it's head about all over the place. you struggle to hold on but eventually get thrown off. fuck your throat hurts, you realize you've been screeching the entire time.
-cont-
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I'm guessing nightmare mode was intended for if he had managed to attract a bunch of them murderhobo type of players who didn't really care for social aspects.
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>>39181732
> Cuts them up into 1d10000 pieces a 1d1/10 second and shoots 9001d9000 lasers out of its own body which causes 56560d50+100000 damage every second.
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>>39181796

You rise, covered in your own blood with a pained snarl on your face, hair a mess and clothing in tatters. The unfortunately familiar feeling of rage is overtaking you, the desire to kill. You stand taking in painful hisses watching the big cat hissing at nothing and crouching low, claws outstretched. It still has some fight left but as far as your concerned it's done.

>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

>Finish it (continue fighting)

>>39181547
Nightmare mode lands you in a coma for real and kills Sirena.

>>39181532
thx man
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>>39181761
They measured your anus beforehand, and multiplied it by six times as much as needed to split open your asshole.
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's meaner to leave it to die on its own.
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)
FINISH IT
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>>39181828
Finish it!

Go for the constrictor
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>>39181796
we're REALLY getting torn up, let's kill this thing faster.
>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

We out we out we out we out.

Peace, see ya, goodbye.

Run the fuck away with your friend and get bandaged.
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>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.

Maybe crack head will leave alone after this
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)
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>>39181828
Kill it
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>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
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>>39181828
>finish it

Strangle it?
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>Finish It
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's blind. If we have anything on us to throw we might be able to throw something at the ground nearby it, have it lash out, and use that opportunity to get a good constrict.
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>>39181828

> Finish it (and drag the hide back)
>>
Oi Doc we're talking about you in the spider thread, when you accidentally posted chicken niggers that one time, were you trying to write nuggets or fingers?
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>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
Just leave, please. Let's not be a total monster.
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>>39181828
>Finish it

Constrict a bitch.
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

Sirena needs to see this. To realize the world is a dangerous place. And we, although violent are willing to do whatever it takes to defend those we care about. When we were alone it was just us, but now we have a (surrogate) family and that means much to us.

Put the fear in her. For her own sake.
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>>39181828
Finish it! Drag it back. Make a rug. It will pay for the shirt with its life.
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>>39181828
>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.


Fuck noooo we are not turning into murdersnake with snekmom's daughter there to see
>>
>>39181828

Actually, can we tell her to look away while we do this?
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>>39181828
Put it out of its misery!

Then curl up with sneksis and cry together.
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>>39181828
>GO Sirena! Back to the town!
>Constrict the shit out of it. SLOW
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>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
Let's abandon our murdering ways and get [s]onee-san[/s] Sirena to safety. Or she can get us to safety. Either way is fine.
>>
>>39181828
>not in front of Sirena, let's go home.
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)

It's kinda cruel to leave a blind panther to die.
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>>39181867
>>39181860
>>39181854
>>39181848
>>39181845
FINISH HIM 5

>>39181855
>>39181859
>>39181868
voice of reason?

Fuck the voice of reason. Fuck cats (Op loves cats)

*****************************
>Conscript

>Bite and claw

>Jab something pointy into it. (write in? stick rock, asshole or eyeballs? OP is cool with whatever)
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>>39181828
>Finish it (continue fighting)
Sirena Go home. YOu don't want to see this.


Said perfectly cause we're in rage mode.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Conscript
PET CAT IS GO
>>
>>39181929
>Conscript
Yay we get to take the cat home with us as an ally!

>Constrict.
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>>39181929
>Bite and claw
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>>39181929
1D100 for everything.

fuuuuuuuuck

I'm really sorry guys.
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>>39181929
>Bite and claw
>Hug Sirena afterwards.
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>>39181929

> Conscript! (Join us or die, Kitty Cat!)
Alternately
> Snap it's neck!
> Tell the little one to look away.
>>
>>39181929
Can I ask for a recount? Something seems off about the count.
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>>39181843
throw in the steel dildo for free and you have a deal.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Conscript

The Lamia army needs mounts!

>CRUSH THAT BITCH IN OUR COILS
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39181946
DICE~U
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>>39181929
>Conscript to russian army
>Constrict
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>39181945
>>39181929
rolling!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39181947
Dice for this one
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>>39181947
She's going to be too scared of us. This loses us social standing. We come off as brutes and once Sirena tells her mom what happened she's gonna be more afraid.
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>>39181929
>Repeatedly hit it with a large branch.
You! Don't! Hurt! My! Big! Sister!
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>>39181974
Oh shiiit... So much for conscripting ourselves a pet panther, we shredding this bitch
>>
How fast is our venom? We could bite it then wait.
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>>39181828
>Finish it
WITNESS THE TRUE MONSTER I HAVE BECOME
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39181929
>Constrict
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39181989
oh right dice
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>>39181985
Well if we do the whole "YOU.DON'T. HURT. MY. FAMILY!" Thing it might win us some points.
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>>39181929
>Conscript
Ve vill crush them!
>>
>>39181893
Chicken nuggets. Also link me to the comment so that my ego can grow ever large. I'll masturbate to it also.

>>39181939
>>39181942
>>39181954
>>39181967
>>39181973
77 and a 67

>>39181945
>>39181947
>>39181974
>>39181978
>99 and 76

Constricting it is, but you fall short 3 points.
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>>39182004
>that quote
Unleashe the katana user
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIQJpBDvxIs
>>
>>39182036

These are the comments, not much to jerk off over however

>>39181718
>>39181763
>>39181807
>>39181813
>>39181865
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>>39182036
God damnit guys You had to get greedy and vote for laughs. Instead of using our natural advantage when I rolled a fucking 99!
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>>39181828
>>Not in front of Sirena, lets just go back to the settlement.
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>>39182036
3 points? Damn I thought we would atleast get some bonus to killing it because it is blind and wounded. Panther is as strong as Russian Red Army.
>>
>>39182036

Seriously, only a five discount for stabbing out both of its eyes?
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>>39182036
If I was a more dishonest player I'd try and switch my vote to slashing the bejeebus outta it...

Because holy fuck Sirena's face after we pull a 99 of slashing and gnawing on a panther we just blinded would so fantastic
>>
>>39182036
>>39181997

you missed one
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>>39182036
This is why we need Greater Constrictor Body. It would have lowered the DC by -30 instead of the -10 we get right now with Lesser Constrictor Body.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

Forgot to roll the panther.
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>>39182104
That's bite and wait. Not bite and claw. It's a question not a vote.
>>
Anons next round bite it!
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>>39182182
I refuse! Cat fur tastes disgusting and sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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>>39182182

I blame the Dr. for the typo making that choice hard to resist. If you remove the one about conscripting the cat without self-correction, we'd be done with this.
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>>39182264
It's true, finding out if we actually accidentally recruited it against its will was too good to pass up.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39181828
>>39181828

You keep telling yourself that this is fucking stupid, but the thoughts never quite surface. Right now all you see is an injured foe ripe for the picking, fuck the world and that crying child behind you. Snake-chan is in the house and out go logic and perfectly rational fear of being rended limb from limb. After all it is wounded and blinded, it's weak. You're going to go kill it and sell it's pelt for fat cash.

You rush forward at the snarling jungle cat, the second you start curling around it the thing starts thrashing and clawing at your midsection. Gasping/ screaming in pain you slowly manage to coil around the thing while it continually eviscerates you like a man trying to stop a lawn mower blade with his chi and fists, punching and clawing it back do relatively little. Eventually, now woozy from the blood loss, you start to constrict it, every breath it takes you clamp down harder bringing it closer and closer to death.

3 rounds til it passes the fuck out.

>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30

>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30

>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
>>39182264

eh, a 76 vs. a 60. We still win. We just take a bit more damage.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39182296
>>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
Less damage to the pelt.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39182296

> Bite it while you're at it
> Bad kitty!
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

We on the defensive, all we need to do is time it out.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>39182296
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
>>
Rolled 96, 39, 94 = 229 (3d100)

>>39182296
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
All three!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>39182296
>>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
While doing this cry a lot. Maybe yell a bit about hurting family. But mostly cry a fuck ton.
>>
Bite it while we clamp down. We're in a good position
>>
>>39182296
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

Lame it out like it's cross Tekken.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39182296
>>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
We didn't poison glands because fangs look pretty. Though they totally do.
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>>39182340
... I know which vote I'm supporting.
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Rolled 10, 69, 42 = 121 (3d100)

>>39182296
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
>>39182296
>>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
Let's just leave. I don't wanna get hurt.
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>>39182340
damn son I'd take that
>>
>>39182327
>>39182316
>>39182314
>>39182347
>>39182367

I think damage reduction measures wins out this time.

Writing.
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I dread the moment that Snakemom finds out about this. The crying, mangled cannibal childing. Dead panther. Crying, not hurt in the slightest actual daughter.

"W-why did you kill it when it was already down? Why not just run away?"

"T-T-That'sssss t-they way it w-works in the j-j-jungle...."
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>>39182391
>B...because it wasn't. It could still h...hear. We...weren't safe.
>>
Pity the 'all three' vote didn't get enough support in time. Those were some nice rolls.
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>>39182391
I kinda hope we don't lisp our immediate lines after this scuffle. Saying a badass oneliner perfectly before becoming a sputtering mess as we ask if she's okay and so on would be way more amusing.
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>>39182391
>I-I'm s-s-s-s-s-orry I g-g-got your b-blouse ruined.
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>>39182429
'All three' feels like cheating to me. It kinda defeats the point of the choice as far as I'm concerned.

Although if the good doctor says otherwise, I'm all for piling options later on.
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>>39182425
Huh, yeah, that's better than my idea.
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>>39182391
I was going to vote that we just disable it. Let it lope off, but you know what? You're right. It might traumatize Sirena, but for one the panther is blind and it's going to starve and die out here. For two, kid might realize that the jungle fucking blows.

RULES OF NATUUUUUUUURE!
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>>39182391
It would have attacked again.
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>>39182381
We really do need to let them know that this was in defense of Sirena, cause this is probably very traumatic for the snake. I mean, Katie just seems to zone out of it, perhaps justifying everything as a dream, or by entering the mode we have dubbed "snake-chan".

I really want to see the aftermath of this because so far Dr. has done very well in showing how fallout effects the people around us.

>>39182464
RULES OF NATURE!!!
>>
>>39182464

For three, panther fur is fucking awesome
>>
Just so you know, the moment you loose your eyesight by something puncturing your eyes, or rather the nerves, you see as bright a flash as your brain can manage to cromprehend. It's the sudden depolarisation of the nerve cord connecting the eyes to the occipital lobe.
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>>39182500
BLIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT!
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>>39182296
Everything hurts, everything stings like a motherfucker. Adrenaline high wearing off you start to realize just how badly this jungle cat scratched you up. Even as you grip yet tighter, the cat thrashes harder than ever, now unable to breath.

But it can't do anything, your tail is in-between it's limbs crushing it's body directly, you have to lunge backwards to escape a bite aimed at your arm, how it knew your arm was there you have no clue. Regardless your eyes start to tear up, then you let loose a ragged scream of pain because HOLY FUCK you feel like a monk burning himself alive as a political statement, except you really don't give a shit about parliament and you're bawling like a little girl the entire time. You let lose, you hiss, cry, bawl and gasp for breath as your body suddenly registers the pain, what the fuck man, the fight isn't even over yet.

You can't quit now, you'll be eaten.

Same as before:

>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30

>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30

>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

But I'll be rolling the panther afterwards instead, a 70+ success in either biting or clawing will finish the fight a round early. You can do both.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39182526
>>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
>>
Rolled 2, 46 = 48 (2d100)

>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30

Lets do both then.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39182526
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.

Continue damage mitigation
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>39182526

> Bite this motherfucker
>>
Rolled 10 (1d30)

>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
let's just end it as fast as possible and get out of here
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>39182526
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>39182526
Bite the back of its neck and wrench till we feel the crunch.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
Again, keep pelt less damaged
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Rolled 14, 24, 41 = 79 (3d100)

>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30

>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30

>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39182526
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
>>
Yikes, not great rolls. We are indeed hurting.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>39182526
>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
Also spider lady who let her out here... total cunt.
>>
Rolled 56, 97 = 153 (2d100)

I wouldn't be surprised if the littlest daughter decides to come after us and finds us just as we kill the panther.

>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
Both
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>>39182526
Scream for Sirena to bash it in the head with a rock.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>39182526
>>Attempt to not get eviscerated further 1d100 vs the panthers roll.
>>
>>39182526
>Bite it while your at it 1d100 vs a 30
>Claw it some more 1d100 vs a 30
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>>39182589
1. She'd be in greater danger
2. She may feel empowered by the action and risk this shit again.
>>
>>39182589
Actually we should try to get her help. After all this is the future she chose.

Also I want to start getting the sisters some delicious exp.
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>>39182549
This roll. I vote for this.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>39182549
>>39182554
>>39182557
>>39182558

I think bite wins.

You know the rules say you can do a reroll for that +70
in which case we'd ditch the lowest vote and go for
>>39182557
Which will result in exactly what he says will happen. Maybe.
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>>39182636
reroll then.
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>>39182484
I hope this world has therapists, because we probably need to see one. We probably have DID, or something. Giving a name to our basic instincts and continuing to blame the scary things we do on it....It's going to get a lot worse, probably. We're a bit screwed up in the head, aren't we?

>>39182636
I say use the re-roll.
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>>39182636
Well we never get round to using it so I figure we may as well do that now. Also not likely to need combat rolls after this for this thread (though social rolls might be a doozy)
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>>39182636
Just burn the re-roll. I want this fight over with as soon as possible because this is shit for Katie and I want sisterly fallout.
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>>39182636
Sure.
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>>39182636
I can support a re-roll. This is on page 7, and I doubt we'll see another battle soon.
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Yup, we're going to need time healing. Good thing we know the alchemist and we just saved her daughter from being eaten by something that is not us.
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>>39182643
>>39182650
>>39182657
>>39182665
>>39182666
>>39182667

>Fate point: QM steals from khornette quest because he is a filthy hack, you can reroll one dice per session. Only once, and use that instead.

Reroll it is.

I think I'll end the quest in a few posts before it sages.
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>>39182636
reROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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>>39182636
Re roll
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>>39182682
Aw, you should just start a new thread. Go for extra long today!
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>>39182682
>end the quest
>quest
PANIC
And no second thread for the night then? I mean I guess it has just gone midnight... I just wanna see all the reactions we get to this...
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>>39182682
I really wish we could keep going but if you think that one is enough for today I won't argue.
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>>39182682
Awww. I really wanted to see the fallout of all this.
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>>39182682
That's cool, I've got work tomorrow and am one timezone ahead of you.
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>>39182703
Seconded. Long snek, long quest.
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>>39182756
Long snake, best snake. Voting Constrictor and Length enhancements for maximum huge.
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I'd rather see us become a slithering biological warfare machine
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>>39182773
seconded (We should be getting some new perks from leveling given how damaging the panther has been. I'm going to vote constrictor)
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Hmm... I kinda wanna vote horn nubs simply because they'll scare the crap outta snekmom as she realises we're gaining magic potential on top of everything else.
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>>39182526
The world around you is starting to go out of focus although whether from tears or bloodless you're not quite sure, you feel wheezy and light, almost like your floating. The cat thrashes again, you feel your entire midsection burn inside and you clamp down as hard as you can, the cat is definitely weakening now, but so are you.

Tears rolling down your cheeks you have one last burst of anger, fueled by resentment and hate of felines you lunge forward and clap your fangs around it's jugular vein, warm blood fills your mouth. Tastes delicious. Not entirely conscious of what you;re doing your neck begins hurting, and you come to realize it's because your pulling frantically at the artery. Something tears, your face is blinded by red and another color that slowly fades. The big cat stops moving.

Next thing you know your staring at it's black fur, not black in fact, it's that new color you just found. it's beautiful, it's... where the fuck are you. You push yourself off the corpse and nearly fall over. Across from you is another snake-girl with tears running down her face staring at you wide eyed. She looks so scared, you try to approach. She backs away.

Silently she flees through the trees.

>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30

>Go to sleep on this neat looking black thing.
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Rolled 27 (1d30)

>>39182862
>>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30
hey, come back lady
We need you to help bandage us
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>39182862
>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30

Remember.... Katie.... Remember why you came out her.... the numbers Katie..... what do they mean....
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>>39182829
I'm hoping for Constrictor and a second set of arms.

TWICE OF THE HUGS!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>39182862
>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30
Sirena pls.
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>>39182862
>Fall flat on your face and sob as you pass out
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>>39182862
>Go to sleep on this neat looking black thing.
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>>39182883
Nice job.
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>>39182716
>>39182721
>>39182722
>>39182756

Apologies I would make another thread but, I have to get up early tomorrow anyway for an appointment.
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>>39182883
>>39182890
"We're done with combat, what'd we possibly need a fate point reroll for?"
"WELL FUCK."
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>39182862
>>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30

>>39182883
>>39182890

Saved by dubs?
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>>39182883
>>39182890
Double roll! +30 to the roll!
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>>39182883
>>39182890
Dubs!
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>>39182918
Ah, that's alright then mang. Any plans for when the next thread is?
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>>39182925
>>39182934
He rolled a 1d30 anons don't get your hopes up.

But the 71 >>39182895 saved our bacon.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39182862
We're going to pass out soon. Yell for help too.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>39182862
>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30
Stupid. Fucking Girl.

I mean what the fuck GO OUTSIDE! PANTHER!

OH I SHOULD RUN DEEPER INTO THE FOREST! NOT THE BOSS OF ME! I CAN LIVE IN THE JUNGLE!

I hate this girl.
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>>39182952
Challenging difficulty. Only two rolls.
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>>39182862
>>Follow her 1d100 vs a 30
The dubs have spoken.

Also: S-s-sirena! Help?
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>>39182965
I thought she was running home
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>>39182883
>>39182890
As anon says:
>>39182925
Saved by dubs.
>Dub rolls = +30
>57

>>39182965
And the dice gods hate you.

Writing Not counting your 2 btw
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>>39182990
And another anon said:
>>39182952
>>
>>39182990
The dice gods gave me a 100 earlier. They're just fickle.
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>>39182990
Ya know I should argue that that first anon rolled a 1d30 instead of a 1d100 but we would have passed either way so it really doesn't matter.
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>>39182965
Dr. didn't say she ran deeper into the woods. She might have been running out to get help. Or to leave us here to die.
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>>39183006
The latter, judging by how she backed up when we tried to approach her.

Like I anticipated earlier, she thinks we're a monster and is scared of us. Killing the panther essentially undid our social standing with her and possibly the others, too.
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>>39183043
Nothing a simple explanation wouldn't fix.
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>>39183043
fuck'um then. We saved her damn life.
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>>39183063
well, we gotta find her.

Then get her home.
THEN we saved her.
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>>39183043
Enh, it'll be fine once they realise we did it to save her which shouldn't take long once Sirena explains how we went muderhobo on a panther and she came out of the incident unscathed.
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>>39183059
If they let us explain, and even then if they go for it. I'm just coming at it from a 'normalfag' point of view as opposed to a regular tg netizen.
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Reminder that we got scratched up to all hell and lost quite a LOT of blood, so while we look like a bunch of red ribbons, she won't have a scratch on her.

Also reminder that we are once again naked.
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>>39183086
normalfags are fine with this shit, guy. Killing a cougar to save your friend often earns someone local celebrity.
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>>39183059
Anon, we might be feral. If you're an animal, talking isn't easy.
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>>39182862
You look back the the black thing, feeling like your in a haze of misty.. something. The strange new color is fading to slowly uniform black.... no... wait.. you remember. You had to save that girl. Shit you think you might be dying of blood loss. Where is she, you can't just let her run off now. It can't be all for nothing.

The trees are passing by you, the ground is swaying from side to side. You don't know where you are or what your doing aside from the singular thought in your mind, follow that little girl.

You're sure she went this way.

You think...

You blink heavily as the village comes into view and you slowly slither out from the trees looking like you were attack by a pack of ravenous cheese graters, she must have ran back home. There's a giant white spider staring at you from across the clearing. You idly realize you must be dying from blood-loss. Then the ground comes up to greet you.. or is it the other way around?

You just don't fucking know, all you know is that it's comfortable and filled with wood chippings. Then you suddenly pass ou-

>That's it for tonight thanks for playing.

Tune in next time for emotional fallout, not entirely sure when, I'll aim for tomorrow if I'm not too sleep deprived.
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>>39183143
Neat, thanks for running. How much exp/lvls did we gain from this?
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>>39183002
Well shit. Too late to retcon now. You'd have gotten about the same result with that 61 anyway.
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>>39183143
Do it tomorrow.
Do it. Do it. Come on. What are you, a wuss? Of course you'll do it.
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>>39183143
Could you please, for the love of god, take the vote to the next thread? I am not sure my shitty mobile internet allows me to load another captcha
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>>39183169

It was 71
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>>39183169
And what would we have gotten with the 84 >>39182925 ?
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>>39183143
Thanks for the thread Doc.
See you in the next thread.

How badly wounded is Katie? Did Sirena really run home? Delicious EXP at least enough for level 50?
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>>39183143
Thanks for running, man! I can't fucking wait until tomorrow.
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>>39183188
>>39183196
I'd have written another post about how you got back to the village instead of passing the fuck out in a pile of wood-chippings. maybe you'd meet Salvia.

>>39183202
Yes she fucked off home.


>>39183202
>>39183207
Calculating EXP. Hold on I'm really shit at math
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>>39183143
>There's a giant white spider staring at you from across the clearing.
Free silk bandages hopefully.
>>
Well like it or not we're getting up close and personal with the spider
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>>39183275
hopefully it knows its way around a bandage.
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Serina is a selfish bitch and adopted mom thinks we're a cannibal.

life with miner dad wasn't this bad.
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>>39183240
>You're now level 59

Do you want the upgrades now or later on next thread while in a hospital bed?

Also I'm ending childhood XP bonus next thread, because I feel like it's getting to easy to level up.

Going to bed in an hour.
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>>39183361
UPGRADES NOW!

We are on page 9 and it won't shit up the next thread!
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>>39183361
next time.
We'll be bumped off before we do upgrades if we do it here.
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>>39183353
Never said she thinks we're a cannibal anon, just incredibly dangerous. Also bear in mind that she is 4 years old, that's like 14-15 in monster terms.
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>>39183361
>childhood XP bonus
What was this?
And upgrades now, I fear I'll miss the start of next thread.
Lack of wifi is suffering
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>>39183353
Serina is a selfish bitch who left us to die.

>>39183361
We're a financial burden on everyone. It would be best if we just die. That way we won't trouble anyone anymore.
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>>39183361
upgrade now, also we usually have a month of upgrades just make us laid up in bed rest for a week or two and timeskip some away.
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>>39183361
NOW, DO IT NOW.
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>>39183361

Just run the upgrades deal now. Also, folks think she thinks that we're a cannibal due to her horror over us getting huge. Normal hunting shouldn't make her that scared, and REQM's canon has degenerate evos associated with cannibalism leading to larger bodies.
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>>39183361
Now. Let's upgrade now. They'l happen when we're passed out.
Snakemom will be even more horrified when see sees us growing even more dead-killy attachments.

And yeah, the childhood XP should go. We're still a child though. Remember, everyone! We're a child, we're just a child that was metaphorically raised by wolves.
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>>39183390
Yes. The three year old girl who just saw another 7-8 day old girl straight up violent murder a panther just after said 3 year old girl bitch-slapped the week old girl is a bitch for running away while shitting herself. When the bloody, cut up, week old approached her still covered in blood and viscera.
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>>39183353
>>39183390
go slightly easier on the snake child.

And the mom likes us a lot.

In short: stop rocking the boat
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Even if we don't decide on the upgrade now we should see what's available to get some discussion out of the way.
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>>39183411
I bet us being a cannibal could be a reasonable rumor that might go around. Our mother abandoned all her children, and the kids turned on each other before they starved to death. We're the only ones that came out alive!
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>>39183395
>>39183394
>>39183370
Shit you have:
X got it >Longer tail. (agility)
X got it >Longer fangs, weak venom(Will possibly lead to a much more venomous tier 2 evolution, you gain a weak venom)
X got it >Body heat (you can generate your own body heat now, comes with a range of big benefits but you'll need to eat more often to make up the calories)
X got it >Minor Constrictor body (your tail becomes somewhat better at strangling the life out of motherfuckers)
X got it >Secondary heat vision (speaks for itself).

Possible tier 1 passive traits:

>Horn nubs. (unknown)
>Sharper claws (grapple)
>Spaded tail tip (you have a spear shaped tail tip now)
>Thicker scales. (you gain thicker scales on your shoulders, forearms and tail)
>heightened senses (see better, hear better)

Teir two:
>Acidic blood/spit (your blood becomes weakly acidic,makes treating wounds harder but certainly discourages predators from latching on doesn't affect other traits). ( right now? )
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
>Deadly venom: (Your venom can become a potent blood clotting agent, If administered to necks it can very quickly induce strokes, often with hilarious results. Also comes with the ability to switch types of venom to sedative ect)
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10

Its a +20 and it will make snake-mom be like "WHY IS SHE SO HUGE!?"
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>>39183456
>Deadly venom: (Your venom can become a potent blood clotting agent, If administered to necks it can very quickly induce strokes, often with hilarious results. Also comes with the ability to switch types of venom to sedative ect)
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
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>>39183456

> Horn nubs
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>>39183456
>Deadly venom: (Your venom can become a potent blood clotting agent, If administered to necks it can very quickly induce strokes, often with hilarious results. Also comes with the ability to switch types of venom to sedative ect)

Jungle snek is poison snek.
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183456
>>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
it is the best option. and the hugest.

Will we get wider, or just longer and longer?
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>>39183456
Horn nubs, for the cuteness.

We can get big later, lets be cute and more monstery now.
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>>39183456
>Thicker scales. (you gain thicker scales on your shoulders, forearms and tail)
We need to get a bit tougher!
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
I just wanna terrify snekmom by being devilchild. I think thicker scales is probably the most sensible option since we keep getting hella busted up.
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>>39183448
>Childhood bullying even on round two
Yessssss
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Nub fags please, we don't need nubs to perform magic. They just would give us a boost or the ability to have personal magic. Learn the setting.
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>>39183456
>>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body
would seem like a good idea.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183502
Yeah, fuck nubs.
Horns are for nerds.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
HUEG SNEK
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
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>>39183502
>Learn the setting.
But when I'm constantly told that the source material is shit and also not entirely followed by this quest I have no particular desire to.

Also, I wanna just spook snekmom with them.
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>>39183502

I-I just think horns are cute anon, sorry.
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No nubs please. Greater constrictor or thicker scales pls.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183456
horn nubs
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>>39183519

Oh, is it time for samefagging this again? Pretty sure this was the opening line last time.
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>>39183432
>And the mom likes us a lot
Likes us enough to panic when we are left alone with another one of her children and suspect us of eating her. Yeah. Love everywhere.

>stop rocking the boat
I'm sorry I don't conform to your version of how things should play out.
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Giant snek
Not a macrofag though
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>>39183531
I could say the nubs are being samefagged for too.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183528
>Thicker scales. (you gain thicker scales on your shoulders, forearms and tail)
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>>39183542
It sounds more like bitter complaining than nonconformance.
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
Phenomenal cosmic power incoming
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>>39183456
>Acidic blood/spit
I live life on the edge.
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>>39183502
I remember Dr. saying that we needed them.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183456
>Horn nubs. (unknown)
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>>39183536
Tell that to the nub nut. I'm pretty sure he's doing the same.
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>>39183456
>Greater constrictor body (Requires the lesser, the muscles in your tail bulk up and strengthen considerably allowing you to crush the life out of larger prey) You get a +30 instead of +10
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>>39183469
>>39183476
>>39183479
>>39183480
>>39183488
>>39183491
>>39183495
>>39183524
>>39183531
Horns? Horns.

>>39183475
>>39183484
Venom

>>39183471
>>39183489
>>39183504
>>39183504
>>39183517
>>39183519
>>39183530
>>39183554

HUGE. Although I'm pretty sure HUGE-SNEK samefag is having a field-day.


**************
Horns won, looks like anons prefer aesthetics over functionality just kidding they are useful in their own way . See you next thread guys.
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>>39183502
I just wanna include them in a smut...
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Why do we need magic? Can't we just big a big tough thing instead? Magic is for nerds.
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when everyone is samefagging, no one is.
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>>39183564
I like complaining, it's true.
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>>39183595
Electric constrictor snek.
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>>39183595
Y not both, Anon?
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>>39183592
Damn, nubs samefagging won the day.
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>>39183592
Thanks for running, can't wait to panic at growing nubs
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>>39183607
So?
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>>39183592
See you next thread Doctor. Just remember the samefagging and quick sage means that questers love you.

Also the fact a lot of anons are working on non-canon smut for you.
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>>39183602
I should have samefagged. I'll do it next time, after seeing that display.
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>>39183620
>My head nubsssss are bigger than my chest nubssssss!
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>>39183614
Because magic is for nerds, we're not nearly booky enough for magic.
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>>39183595
Wait. Here me out.
Magic buff to our bigness so we become a bigger snekier snek.
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>>39183542
Which she's ashamed of herself for. No matter how much she knows consciously that Katie won't hurt her or any of her children, she also knows the Katie was raised for the first few days of her life by the RULES OF NATURE and could kill all of them if she had the inclination. And as a parent it's hard not to worry about keeping someone that could easily kill you and your children in your house no matter how harmless they seem.
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>>39183615
Yeah next time I'm samefagging what I want. Fucking ridiculous.
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>>39183642
I like you
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>>39183642
>Magic makes us bigger except where we want it.
>Big flat snake
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>>39183592
I'm fine as long as they stay nubs. I really don't want us to become a wizard snake and want Hugeness. All the other Re: quests have magic being semi-prominent and I wanted this one to be different.
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I wanted to maximize our huge. I demand a recount! A revote with stricter guidlines!

Down with horn nubs!
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>>39183642
That's only temporary, dumbass.

The only hueg we need is real hueg.
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>>39183615
Looks like 2 more voters then before the vote started, anon. Hard to say who did what, but at least I didn't samefag.
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>>39183689
>waves tiny flag around 'HUGE SNEK!'
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>>39183689
Horn nubs are the devil.
Remove horn nubs.
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>>39183652
>samefagging your declaration of samefagging
I understand you desperately want bigsnek but seriously, keep a lid on your rampant faggotry.

>>39183701
>temporary
Yeah, so it'll probably be more exaggerated. We could be sea serpent size for a few moments instead of just filling rooms all the time.
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>>39183592
It's actually tied, I voted for both but you counted me only in horns. I would of been constrictor over nubs if I realized it was only 1 choice
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>>39183740
there's actually going to be multiple new samefaggots based on this samefaggotry.
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>>39183740
But filling rooms all the time is more adorable and fun.

Besides, temporary growth is a waste of time, go for heal and improve strength, pleb.
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>>39183592
>>39183758
shit, he's right.
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>>39183615
wow look at all the samefagging i did
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>>39183620
>>39183631
Thanks for playing, goodnight. Also deliscious smut.

>>39183637
HA.

>>39183648
This nigger gets it.

>>39183674
I always though magic was way overpowered in the other quests. I'll be keeping it pragmatic, you can't cast magic missile or change size and shit. Hell I'll probably not go much further beyond electric eel type stun zap with the nubs.

>>39183689
I don't want horn nubs either anon, no matter how cute they are. But I'm just the QM, don't worry about it serious though I won't Nerf them too badly or anything, they just won't be OP, and this will probably never be wizard snake quest unless it hits thread 100

>>39183765
;~;

Nite.
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>>39183793
Big snake fags need to quit crying. My vote wasn't even counted and I'm not going to fake votes over it.
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>>39183740
Not the samefagger.

But I want to fill rooms all the time anon. And samefaggots from both sides of the coin are pissing me off. Heck I could samefag too and be invisible about it cause I have four computers with different IPs, but I don't cause I have some integrity.

I'll take the nubs for what they are, but if I see magic taking off due to samefaggotry and other choices being disregarded I might just drop the quest.
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>>39183811
>I don't want horn nubs
A lie.
Otherwise why would you have counted
>>39183488
as only horns, and not constrictor?
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>>39183824
>>39183793
Meant to quote
>>39183765
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>>39183811
>I don't want horn nubs either anon

Then why was it an option!? If you didn't want them they should have been left in the dust back when we Ranked up to level 2!
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>>39183832
Or perhaps Op is simply retarded.

...I need more reaction images.
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>>39183811
I'm slowly growing to like the idea of hugeness magic, the whole concept of us either being big and getting smaller or small getting bigger over anxiety is great.
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>>39183865
Constrictor secretly won.
It's a nubs conspiracy.
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>>39183865
If the person who made the "Both" vote confirms he would rather have constrictor, can we have constrictor rather than nubs?
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Only thing that bugs me is anons even posted in their votes, "I think this is a bad idea but I'm voting for it.. because.. because!"
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>>39183811

Not gonna lie, if you had said you didn't want nubs, I wouldn't have bothered. There's few things shittier than trying to play with a concept the QM has no interest in. Hell, try running the vote again next thread while saying "I don't want nubs" and see what happens.
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>>39183892
>>39183758
He already did that.
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>>39183869

See >>39183811's quote.
>I'll be keeping it pragmatic, you can't cast magic missile or change size and shit.
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>>39183892
A. there's no way of knowing if he does or does not
B. he totally already did, as well as we can know if he did or not.
>>39183758
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Quit bitching. You'll get your constrictor body in the next upgrade.

I voted for nubs because I can't resist the allure of what's behind door number 3
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>>39183925
The guy who voted for them said he'd prefer constrictor and the QM fucked up the count.

Of course you'd say that your thing won.
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>>39183811
>don't want nubs
But just think about it! We can learn to shock with them whilst being nursed back to health, and thereafter we can make our hair super fluffy from the inadvertent static build up with them!

And they'd be super smooth and someone could rub them with their thumbs and send funny vibrations into our skull which would tickle the insides of our jaw!

>>39183825
Yeah, I feel you. At least this time none of the timestamps were exactly a minute apart, it's far from the blatant crap we had before. And hell, there's 53 IPs in this quest. The majority of those votes are probably actually legit.

Basically, people just need to believe that there aren't samefags unless it's painfully obvious and not jump in themselves, believing adding another fag to the stirring pot will balance things out.

>>39183892
Dude, stop pestering for a retcon - they're messy and lower the bars for faggots to ask for it all the time. I fully imagine big constrict will win next time.
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>>39183865
Doctor please fix. Double post guy fixed vote to Constrictor.
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>>39183957
it's people like you that make questmasters disappear
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Thanks for running DM.
I'm happy you achieved the samefagging accusation shitposting milestone!
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>>39183948
>But just think about it!

I did. I still don't want mage option, like more then half of all fantasy quests get forced down.
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>>39183957
See
>>39183948
He cool. Anyway goodnight, I'm adding this to the char-sheet then fucking off to bed with the aid of copious amounts of unsubscribed sleeping medication.

>>39184024
I know right, thanks for the reaction image.
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>>39184024
That's been the case for a while now

>>39184054
Can we actually HAVE that charsheet at some point?

>>39184042
Well I'm not advocating full on mage route. I just want nubbly nubs.
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>>39184054
Thanks, double choice anon here, Ill swap back to Nubs then to end the discussion.
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>>39184054

>QM fucks up count
>Too bad deal with it I got what I want fuck you

Noted. Thanks man.
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>>39184054
You're welcome
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>>39184089
I'd be Ok with nub magic if it wasn't for, y'know, the nubs.

Fuck, just say, "Youse guys got magic now!" and have that be the end of it.
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Oy, nubfags, make yourself useful and archive this time.
I don' wanna.
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REMOVE SPIDER
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>>39183948
Like I said before, I don't mind the nubs as long as they don't become some bullshit that ruins the physicality of the quest.

If anything I hope the nubs can turn into a snake hood or something when we rank up so they don't look stupid.

I just want to strangle and bite things, and maybe get a spear or crossbow. But 3.5 D&D nerds only want all magic all the time in fantasy. Makes me cry.
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>>39184142
Another one
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>>39184187
>snake hood
>don't look stupid
snake hoods look the most stupid
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>>39184132
I actually wanted thicker scales, sharper claws or deadly venom.

If anons were going for spaded tail they could do sick decapitations after the second upgrade.

You can't always get what you want anon, but thanks for also being so understanding anon.

>>39184200
Anon plz, we bought a hood with out shirt.
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>>39184190
She has feet.
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>>39184220
normal hoods are fine.

SNAKE hoods look dumb.
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>>39184187
He said at most we might get a minor electric current to run along our body.


>>39184220
I wanted Venom too, damn useful and we can coat our weapon alter with it. Plus we could be awkward rape snek.
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>>39184222
Err fine
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>>39184220
We'll get those thicker scales eventually, right? We can't go forever without our natural armor...
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>>39184229
Snake hoods look rad on snakes, but we have an upper torso which would significantly curb its stylishness
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>>39184220
Goto Sleep quest tomorrow!
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>>39184176
Done just for you, anon.
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>>39184220
Yeah Doc, for me it is Greater Constrictor and Deadly Venom. I like what we have going with the Huge Poisonous Snake, but like you said don't always get what you want.
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>>39184220
Say, whatever happened to adding multiple arms?
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You can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want.

But if you try sometimes, you just might find.....
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>>39184281
No thanks.
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>>39184284
...That people are dishonest jackasses?
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>>39184256
>>39184264
Infinite gratitude for archiving, thanks anon.

Alright as much as I love porcrastinating I'm actually off to bed no so no more replies.
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>>39184291
Nubfag.

Seriously, there was mention of it a while back.
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>>39184327
Every vote will go to continuing nubs. You will get literally nothing else. Suck it.
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>>39184291
But just think how much more efficiently we can jill ourselves!
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>>39184253
exactly.
No snake hoods on people.
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>>39184309
Well good night for reals Doc.

I really hope our real mother and Salvia are somehow related. Like one day an orange snake with Black hair slithers into the shop crying about how she is "A failure" and "Lost them all" and Salvia comforts her, and then after a little while we slither out of the back.
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>>39184354
Samefaggotry is exactly what we expect from nubfags, yes. Thank you for proving the point.
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>>39184397
>the one clear case was by huegsnek guy
>clearly nubfags are the samefags
Seriously, you're like a broken record
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>>39184386
I hope our "Real mother" is some sort of jerk and we get adopted by Eddie and/or Salvia.
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>>39184420
Maybe you shouldn't point out how you're going to spite-samefag for nubs, then.
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>>39184445
I never have nor will. It's like you think all anons are the same person.
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>>39184445
>it's like you think all the people telling you to quit your whinging are one and the same
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>>39184476
>>39184513
He JUST SAID he was going to spite samefag for nubs. because "fuck you".

If you guys are going to vote like that, all fun in this quest is going out the window.
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>>39184548
Maybe it's time to take a break anon.
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>>39184548
Where did someone say that?
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>>39184576
That guy that started this whole fucking reply chain going on about how "every vote will be all nubs because suck it!"

If we're going to start voting just to spite other people, then this shit is going to get horrible. If you guys are going to threaten to samefag votes out of spite and not because you want something, a critical part of quest fun having has dissapeared.
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I look around this thread and I see shit-monkeys. Nothing but a bunch of shit-monkeys.

and maybe one chicken nigger
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In all seriousness though as much as I fucking hate nubs. Sometimes we just need to live with the hand we are dealt. But seriously though fuck all you who want to be a mage snake. Magic users are bitches and will ruin all the fun of having Snek-chan.
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>>39184614
>about how "every vote will be all nubs because suck it!"
But that's not a declaration of samefagging, that's just him laughing at you. They won't even be all nubs, there are no more nub votes, it's horns next for the nub route anyway.
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>>39184635
It's even worse because they cheated to get their mage snake.

They rode in on a miscount and threw a huge NO MUH RETCONS when it was pointed out that it was a miscount.
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>>39184445
I think constrictor has some good reasoning behind it, but I want both. But I'll only vote for constrictor when people shut up about how good it is.
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>>39184650
Now you're just arguing semantics because you can't admit anyone on your side is an incredibly poor and vitriolic sport.

Probably the same guy who keeps bitterly complaining about how family life sucks.
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>>39184651
Retcons are literally cancer though. Once one goes through they pave the way for whiny faggots like you holy fucking shit to heckle the QM into giving in to their latest demand.

If both sides were so blatantly samefagged as some seem to believe then the outcome is no better decided than tossing a coin.
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Where mah venom bros at?

We need death poison amirite?.... Hello?

Anyone?
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>>39184682
>arguing semantics
I am yes, because you're claiming something that isn't true. Just because you can reduce it to a catchphrase doesn't make it invalid, you carrion-monkey
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>>39184732
>arguing something that isn't true
What, that the guy threatened to fuck future votes entirely out of spite and with no desire to actually have fun or enjoy the quest?
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>>39184730
Like I said before Venom is second on my want list. That delicious ability to chose if we bite something to death or just paralyze it would be fantastic for the lewds. which I now have to add having nubs to...
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>>39184701
>Caring about votes being counted? WHINER
The only reason you even got nubs is because nubfags whined so loudly about retcons and made such a fuss about getting the proper result than it was too much trouble to do the actual result.
Hell, the deciding vote was "nubs because I don't want them whining about it any more"
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Are any of you faggots going to shut up and upvote the quest on sup/tg/ yet?
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>>39184798
Nah, cheated votes and whiners leave a bad taste.
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>>39184798
Votes on sup/tg/ are all samefagged anyway.
I kid
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>>39184798
No, I prefer the moe archives so I can't be bothered to upvote on suptg unless the QM specifically asks us to.

And since the doctor doesn't really need assurance of people enjoying his quest it's hardly necessary.
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>>39184825
No, thats actually true. I samefag at least 5 votes for any quest I follow to force them into green/blue/yellow.
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>>39184797
>Nub-fags win
>We are given the choice of horns next level up.
>Become Horn-fags
>Process continue with them whining every time magic isn't chosen

Why do we even bother giving them what they want? They are never going to stop.
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>>39184253
Snake hoods look great though.
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>>39184730
As long as it's a local paralytic, sure (full body = they suffocate).
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>>39184893
Because we didn't raise a huge enough shitfit about the vote being wrong, anon.
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>>39184897
They're nice but I just prefer hair, y'know?
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>>39184944
Yeah, hoods look weird on people.
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>>39184944
Actually, if you look at the pic, she has both.
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>>39184893
I think a lot of nub votes were either for wanting to scare mom or just wanting them for the cute look. A lot of constrictor votes were for the general improvement of being big and awesome so most likely those'll stick on those votes.
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>>39184944
Fair enough
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>>39184997
The middle bit? I wasn't sure if that was just squishier looking snekplates but either way, it looks a little daft if it's hair like that
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>>39185015
>Katieblackmaxevolution.jpg

Captcha: aRape
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>>39185040
It does, but monstergirl waifus are made to be exotic, I suppose.
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>>39185119
But.. she has tits in that picture...



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