Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eleven years of age (12 actual)>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
What ethnicity is Kaguya? Caucasian? Hispanic? Dutch-Irish?
>late startYou weren't kidding.
>>39208083Sorry, just got out of play practice, we should be going for at least 4 hours, though.
>>39208075Kaguya is obviously English/Japanese/Korean/Vietnamese/Mongol/Dutch/Native American. It's obvious anon.
>>39208075The same as goku, mc ethnicity
With your father and mother gone, you are the man of the farm.You have been forced to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders before, but this is a task unlike any you have ever been entrusted with. This level of responsibility is astounding, and you find yourself deeply worried that you will be unable to do as your father asked, and will ultimately let him down.After all, all you have to make sure things run smoothly is an incredibly advanced Android upgraded by the greatest living scientists on Earth, a Saiyan Warrior with countless years of life experience, who is also a master of growing cabbages, a dragon, and you incredibly powers.Things do not look good.You survey the farm, fully aware that at any given moment, everything can go to anarchy. You must plot your first move very carefully, as the slightest mistake can cause your undoing.>A. Go feed the chickens>B. Ask Sixteen if he knows what work needs to be done>C. Go check on Icarus and play with him>D. Try to prepare dinner for everyone>E. Something else
>>39208075There are 4 ethnicities in Dragon Ball. White, Black, Indian and Furry. We don't fall under furry, black or Indian so Kaguya must be white unless you imagine him as Black or Indian then he's one of those.
>>39208202>B. Ask Sixteen if he knows what work needs to be done
>>39208202B, then start with what he suggests.
>>39208202>>B. Ask Sixteen if he knows what work needs to be done
>>39208202>B. Ask Sixteen if he knows what work needs to be doneIf needed>A. Go feed the chickensafter that>D. Try to prepare dinner for everyoneIt should be adorable.Nappa: "So, what's for dinner?"Kaguya: "Peanut butter and macaroni pizza."Nappa: "... "
>>39208202you know Kaguya could have IT his mother to the hospital.
Okay, I missed the last thread. Are our parents dead?
>>39208295No we couldn't have. We only know short range teleportation, that doesn't allow us to take others with us.
>>39208305moms water broke. dad took her to the hospital
>>39208295Nope actually. He can't take others with him since he has Chinese knock off IT. We'll have to see if Dralo will let us learn the real deal if we can train with King Kai for a while.
>>39208322Ah, cool.So we at the buu saga yet?
>>39208363Six years away
>>39208075>For unconfirmed Dutch-Irish, press one too, as in "also"
>>39208363Chill, we got shit to do before buu shows up to be rofl stomped or time shenaniganed into relevance. Unlike canon Gohan we have shit that would actually be interesting to do before that point in time comes up.
>>39208223>>39208231>>39208241>>39208257>>39208289>>39208348"Sixteen, do you know what work still needs to be done?" you ask."Affirmative," Sixteen responds. "With Nappa preoccupied, the cabbages need to be watered. In addition, Icarus is in need of a bath, and some grass needs to be cut.">A. You'll water the cabbages and bath Icarus, he can cut the grass>B. You'll cut the grass while he does other stuff>C. Ask if he can handle that while you make dinner>D. Something else
>>39208548>A. You'll water the cabbages and bath Icarus, he can cut the grass
>>39208548>A. You'll water the cabbages and bath Icarus, he can cut the grass>Make sure he knows how to cut it right first.
>>39208548A, then make dinner after.
>>39208548>A. You'll water the cabbages and bath Icarus, he can cut the grassUnless he wants to give Icarus a bath, I'm fine with either options really.
>>39208548>>A. You'll water the cabbages and bath Icarus, he can cut the grassHe is your dragon after all.
>>39208741>>39208601>>39208595>>39208583>>39208570>>39208563Icarus is your dragon, so you will accept the responsibility of bathing him. You plan to give Icarus a bath and also water the cabbages, while leaving the grass cutting to Sixteen. Of course, you first need to confirm that he knows how to operate a tractor."Yes, I am capable of operating the machine," Sixteen assures you. "I will deal with the grass."Sixteen sets to work, and you go ahead and water the cabbages, which are growing quite nicely due to Nappa's loving care. It does not take long to give them their daily dose of water, and you then move on to giving Icarus a bath.He doesn't seem to mind in the slightest, though he does splash you a bit, and lick you to the point where you might need a bath of your own. Nevertheless, your dragon is soon squeaky clean and smelling fresh. He lets you know he appreciates it by licking your face, then returning to watch the chickens.With that settled, all there is left to do is cook some dinner, assuming you don't just want to skip the meal for tonight.>A. Make Burgers>B. Make Soup>C. Make stew>D. Make salad>E. Make meatballs>F. Make pizza>G. Make steak>H. Make pasta>I. Make meatloaf>J. Make chicken>K. Forget dinner>L. Something else
>>39208954>C. Make stew
>>39208954>G. Make steak>D. Make salad
>>39208954>G. Make steak>D. Make saladNeed some greens in your meat
>>39208954>G. Make steak
>>39208954>>G. Make steak>D. Make salad
Rolled 6 (1d11)>>39208954>>A. Make Burgers>>B. Make Soup>>C. Make stew>>D. Make salad>>E. Make meatballs>>F. Make pizza>>G. Make steak>>H. Make pasta>>I. Make meatloaf>>J. Make chicken>>K. Forget dinnerRolling
we can always order out, we have tons of money from kicking ass
>>39209088>>39209081>>39209046>>39209025>>39208986Some steak and tasty salad seems like the way to go, so you set to work at once, rounding up the ingredients and utilizing the cooking skills you've acquired from your mother.Soon, you have a tasty looking meal prepared, but, being a good boy, you decide to go and wash up before dinner, as your parents would wish. You walk upstairs, washing your hands and preparing to go eat, only to be startled by sounds coming from your bedroom. Whether it's an animal, a burglar, or an overzealous reporter, you don't think your parents would approve of them trashing the place.You approach your bedroom quickly, quietly, opening the door to find the intruder. It appears to be a dog in a ninja outfit, even carrying a sword. He turns towards you as you enter your bedroom, a look of shock and fear appearing on his face."Oh, great, just what I-wait, you're just a kid!" he comments. "Phew, what a relief.">A. Calmly ask what he's doing>B. Laugh>C. Knock him out>D. Throw him out the window>E. Something else
>>39209046How does one eat greens if the bitter taste and texture of them always autotriggers your gag reflex?
>>39209391>E. You look familiar, have we met somewhere before?
>>39209391>A. Calmly ask what he's doing>E. Something else"So are you another reporter, but with ninja skills?"
>>39209391A, and I have a feeling like I know you from somewhere.NOTE: We have seen Shu IC before when we first met Olibu.
>>39209391>D. Throw him out the window>E. "Wait, you look familiar"Before the defenestration of course
>>39209391>C. Knock him outdo it instantly,
>>39209391>A. Calmly ask what he's doing>E. Something else"and your a talking dog, so are we done trowing insults at each other and tell me your name?"
>>39209419We...haven't met him.>>39209391>A. Calmly ask what he's doing
>>39209487But we have, back when we first saw Olibu's shrine. Kami had us chase Pilaf and his gang away, remember?
>>39209391>>A. Calmly ask what he's doing>>B. Laugh
>>39209434>>39209487Oh shit that's right, ignore me.
>>39209391>D. Throw him out the window
>>39209391>A. Calmly ask what he's doing
>>39209391"One moment.">E. Go get Pa's gun.>A. Calmly ask what he's doing
>>39208075His last name is Pendragon, so he has Welsh ancestry.
>>39209391>D. Throw him out the window.>E. Run outside before he hits the ground, catch him.>F. Throw him back inside through a different window.>G. Run inside, catch him.>H. Throw him out another window.>I. Repeat until you've run out of windows.
>>39209573why would we want to break out own houses windows? our parents would kill us (if they could)
>>39209640Dog-people dressed up as ninjas being thrown through windows is my fetish.
>>39209419>>39209420>>39209434>>39209438>>39209478>>39209487>>39209507>>39209532>>39209539"And you're a talking dog," you comment. "So, are we done throwing insu-wait, you look familiar.""What?" he asks."Have we met somewhere before? you ask. "Are you some kind of reporter, but with ninja skills?""A reporter?" he asks. "No, I'm Shu....I mean, a shuure am a reporter! Haha!""So, what are you doing?" you ask."Well, uh...I wanted to...have an interview, yeah!" he says.>A. Tell him to go ahead and ask his questions>B. Ask why he's really here>C. Throw him out the window>D. Something else
>>39209694>B. Ask why he's really hereAin't no shrine to Olibu here folks.
>>39209694>B. Ask why he's really here
>>39209694>A. Tell him to go ahead and ask his questions
>>39209694>A. Tell him to go ahead and ask his questionsPlay along
>>39209694A, and then when he doesn't have any B.
>>39209694>B. Ask why he's really here>D. "Nice cover-up pun though. B-."
>>39209434 as this anon pointed out.>>39209391>A. Calmly ask what he's doing
>>39209694>B. Ask why he's really hereOh I remember at Olibu's temple.
>>39209694>C. Throw him out the window"Let's have this interview outside."DEFENESTRATION!
>>39209694>>B. Ask why he's really hereWait a second, I remember you. You were with that short green blue guy looking for the shrine of Olibu a few years ago.
>>39209694>>C. Throw him out the windowThis is clearly a robbery.
>>39209694>D. Ask where his camera and notepad are.
>>39209694>A. Tell him to go ahead and ask his questions>D. Something else"Would you like a cup of tea first?"
>>39209694>D. Something elsethere is something on your face!(punch), it was pain
>>39209694>>39209782>D "What made you think a home invasion was a good way to get an interview?">Quickly move to our window and open it>"Let's have this interview outside.">C
>>39209791Can he even match Mrs.Briefs tea making skills?
>>39209694>C. Throw him out the window
>>39209835>>39209791>>39209784>>39209768>>39209747>>39209745>>39209738>>39209724>>39209723>>39209711"Okay then, ask your questions," you tell him."Well, uh...I...." he stutters nervously."Why are you really here?" you ask. "Wait a second, I remember you. You were with that short green blue guy looking for the shrine of Olibu a few years ago.""What? The shrine of-oh no!" he cries. "You're that kid from the woods!"The door behind you opens, and you turn to see a dark-haired woman stick her head into the room."Shu, what are you-" she says, stopping upon seeing you. "Mai, this is-" Shu starts.Mai raises a finger. "I don't care what his name is. We have a job to do. So, tie him up or something.""But I-" Shu starts."Now!" the woman tells him, pointing her finger. "Emperor Pilaf won't tolerate failure here.">A. Ask what she's doing in your house>B. Ask if she remembers you>C. Ask what Pilaf is after>D. Throw them both out the window>E. Something else
>>39210098>E. Something else"Hey your that cute woman from before as well">B. Ask if she remembers you>C. Ask what Pilaf is after
>>39210098>A. Ask what she's doing in your house>>B. Ask if she remembers you>E. Generic flirt line?We hit on 18, we might as well make it a habit until the hormones die down.
>>39210098>D. Throw them both out the window"You're quite rude, and this house is no place for rude people."
>>39210098>E. Something elseDo you two both really not know who's house your in? You have to know who i am right?
>>39210098>E. Something elsepower up to about 10%.I am Kaguya Pendragon, World Junior Martial arts champion, and you have invaded my home. You have exactly ten seconds to provide an excellent reason for being here before I personally introduce you to low Earth orbit.
>>39210098Demonstrate to them how massively and totally we overpower them in literally every way, then ask about Pilaf.
>>39210098>B. Ask if she remembers you>C. Ask what Pilaf is after
>>39210160seconding this seconding.
>>39210141Call da crew
>>39210211I am not saying that we actually punt them into orbit, but they don't need to know that we won't.
>>39210098C, then B "because you're the cute girl from Olibu's shrine.", then "Emperor? Whose kingdom did he take over? Are you looking for the old king's son?"
God this a prelude to highschool years. I'm scared.
I'm surprised no anons suggested Kaguya asking Mai to time him up. If you catch my drift.
>>39210310Blame Kaguya for hanging around yamcha during the saiyan saga for 1 year.
>>39210310at least we aren't going full that >>39210315
>>39210310It's annoying that we're going to have to deal with write-ins like this even though the highschool arc hasn't started yet, yeah. Really annoying. Probably more annoying than actual waifufaggotry. At least that has a point.
>>39210128>>39210137>>39210160>>39210195>>39210207>>39210194>>39210237"Oh, you're that cute girl from Olibu's shrine," you comment."Excuse me?" she asks."Don't you remember me?" you ask."Mai, this is that kid from the woods!" Shu warns."What? No way!" Mai snaps."And what is Pilaf Emperor of?" you demand. "Whose Kingdom did he take over? Are you looking for the old king's son?""What are you talking about?" Mai demands. "Shu, we have him surrounded this time. Let's get him!""Right," Shu tells her, drawing his sword as Mai draws her gun.>A. Take their weapons and break them>B. Knock them out>C. Let them attack>D. Throw them out the window>E. Something else
>>39210339And Krillin, he was a bit of a perv too in the original Dragonball.
>>39210407>>A. Take their weapons and break them
>>39210407>C. Let them attack>A. Take their weapons and break them>E. Something else"Why are you in my house?"
They broke into our home, and now they threaten us. Out they go!>>39210407>>D. Throw them out the window>>39210138
>>39210407>E. Something elsePlay along and surrender, get tied upThen asks questions
>>39210407A, want to answer my questions now? The quicker the better because my dinner is probably cold by now, if my pet dragon didn't already eat it.
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break themdo it with our mind!
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break them
>>39210407>D. Throw them out the windowRemove Burglar
>>39210437Seconding this. Let's throw them a bone. Mai doesnt get anything good until she starts dating Trunks.
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break themI fought Cell one on one. Do you really think a sword or a gun can hurt me?
>>39210407>D. Throw them out the windowInto the trash you go
>>39210437Make an overblown show of it."Oh no, you got me, aaaaaarg!"
>>39210437Going with this since really what harm can they even do, plus Kaguya is probably wondering what pilaf wants from his house, might as well make them think they have the upper hand in this.
>>39210407>D. Throw them out the window
>>39210437Might as well improve our acting skills a bit for future fights
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break themVoting to prevent >>39210437 more than any other reason.>>39210315I blame you for this.
>>39210437We are going to make a mess if we fight them inside the house, might as well play along for a bit.
>>39210437Let's find out what they want since it'll be harder if they panic and force us to knock them out.
>>39210407>"What are you talking about?" Mai demands. "Shu, we have him surrounded this time. Let's get him!"
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break them>D. Throw them out the window"Pointing guns at people are not how you conduct an interview!"
>>39210407>>A. Take their weapons and break themDo you have any idea, any idea at all of who you're messing with?
>>39210437This. Way more fun than just owning them.
>>39210407>>A. Take their weapons and break themI just dont want >>39210437 to happen
>>39210607>>39210589>>39210539>>39210523>>39210463>>39210447>>39210445>>39210442>>39210424>>39210419A>>39210437>>39210460>>39210470>>39210494>>39210498>>39210522>>39210541>>39210584E.A won, update incoming
>>39210407>A. Take their weapons and break themWhen I say them, I mean their bodies. Kill them.I'm joking, but damn if I'm not tempted.
>>39210460I completely forgot about how cute that scene at the end was.Remind me, GotG did get rid of GT, right?
>>39210680GotG? Think you have the wrong movie.
>>39210680Kinda. GT is now the AU where Beerus got his pudding, IIRC.
>>39210701Shit, meant BotG
>>39210721Right. I forgot nothing in DBZ is noncannon, it's all just alternate universes.
>>39210752Japan doesn't have canon/non-canon really anyways. It's all official/unofficial.
>>39210731Dawww, so Mai and Trunks are together? That's kinda sweet. Even though she is technically older than he is.
>>39210607>>39210589>>39210539>>39210523>>39210463>>39210447>>39210445>>39210442>>39210424>>39210419As Mai pulls the trigger on her gun, and Shu swings his sword, you reach out and seize both weapons, confiscating them from their owners and crushing them into dust.The two look at you in absolute terror. "Wh-what's with this kid?" Mai demands."He's just like that other kid that always caused us trouble!" Shu cries.You contemplate whether to simply ask them again why they're here, or to throw them out your window, but before you can decide, they go into a panic, and flee from the room before you can stop them.You follow them from the room, and they rush down to the kitchen, where a tiny blue man with pointy ears sits at the table, eating your steak."Ah, Shu, Mai, find anything valuable?" he asks, taking another bite."Well, not exactly, sir," Mai tells him, looking fearfully between him and you."What?! Then go look harder!" the blue man demands, sipping at a glass of milk."Well, uh, sir, this thing is-" Shu begins."No excuses!" the blue man snaps. "This is the third house we've checked in this dump of an area! Someone around here has to have something valuable!">A. Say that you have something valuable>B. Say that he just ate your steak>C. Knock him out>D. Throw the three of them out the door>E. Something else
>>39210840Pilaf wished them all to be younger and they got turned into kids.
>>39210877>A. Say that you have something valuable>B. Say that he just ate your steak>D. Throw the three of them out the door
>>39210840By like 30 years
>>39210877>B. Say that he just ate your steak
>>39210877>>B. Say that he just ate your steakAsk him. Twitching eye and everything just. "Did you. Just eat. MY STEAK!?"
>>39210877>B. Say that he just ate your steakYou done just fucked up, Pilaf.>A. Say that you have something valuableAnd then flashbang them.
>>39210877>>B. Say that he just ate your steakDo the power up with rage thing. That was OUR steak.
>>39210877>A. Say that you have something valuable>B. Say that he just ate your steak>E. Something else"So are you here to kill the kings son?"
>>39210877>>B. Say that he just ate your steak"Not cool, little blue man."
>>39210877>B. Say that he just ate your steak>A. Say that you have something valuable"It's a Knuckle sammich." proceed to crack knuckles menacingly.
>>39210877>B. Say that he just ate your steak>A. Say that you have something valuable>E. It's a free cooking lesson! Make me a new steak now.
>>39210877>B. Say that he just ate your steak>A. "I've got an alien, a Red Ribbon android, and a world martial arts champion."
>>39210877>>B. Say that he just ate your steakSCREAM IT
>>39210877B, now explain why you are here Pilaf, or do I have to knock you out again like I did at the shrine.
So, who wants to place bets on when we meet canon Haya? http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Haya
>>39210877>A. Say that you have something valuable>B. Say that he just ate your steak>E. Something else"So are you here to kidnapped me since I'm the world champions # 1 student and ask for ransom or something?"
>>39211011might make for a fun recurring villain for the sayasentai.
>>39210877>>A. Say that you have something valuable>>B. Say that he just ate your steakPower up to near-full after B
>>39210877>>D. Throw the three of them out the door>>E. Something elseTake them upstairs and defenestration them. They don't deserve to go through the door.
>>39211039She's a good guy though.
>>39210877>Break into a house out in the country.>Pull a weapon on the one tending the homestead.>Try and steal their things.>Eat their dinner without being invited to join the table.>Don't say grace when doing so.Well y'all just done fucked up now didn't cha?
Can't wait for the Dark gritty reboot of the Saiyasentai during the later years of the quest.
>>39210877>>B. Say that he just ate your steak
>>39211097yeah but also a professional thief so it would be an interesting(?) enemy since her strength isn't central to her villainy.
>B. Say that he just ate your steak
>>39210902>>39210911>>39210926>>39210930>>39210936>>39210943>>39210948>>39210951>>39210955>>39210956>>39210978>>39211018>>39211037>>39211045"YOU ATE MY STEAK!" you shout, startling the blue man and nearly causing him to choke on your food.The ground shakes beneath you as your power spikes, and both Shu and Mai look ready to wet themselves in fear.After coughing for a few moments, the man turns to you, glaring. "What in the world is this?" he demands, glaring at Shu and Mai. "I told you idiots to make sure nobody was around! The little brat could have already called the cops!""Sorry sir!" Shu cries."Well, I do have something valuable," you tell the tiny man."You do?" he demands. "Great! What is it?""A knuckle sandwich," you tell him, cracking your knuckles menacingly.He laughs, producing a chainsaw seemingly out of nowhere and hopping down from his chair as he approaches you with it."You don't know who you're dealing with, kid," he tells you. "I am Emperor Pilaf! Only a fool would challenge me! Now, give me all of your valuables, or I'll cut you in half!""Well, I do have this," you tell him, reaching towards the nearest window and trapping some light in your hands.You throw a tiny ball of light at Pilaf, detonating it in a blinding flash. Pilaf drops the chainsaw, running around in a panic and crashing into the wall several times as he attempts to flee from the house. Finally, Mai manages to open the door, and the three of them flee, panicking when they see Sixteen approaching. They quickly change direction and leave your property."Is all well?" Sixteen asks, stepping inside.>A. Yes>B. No>C. You aren't sure>D. Something else
>>39211265>C. You aren't sureWell, that was a thing.
>>39211265Yo 16. Can you go see if anything in the house needs to be cleaned, put back into place or repaired? These chucklenuts broke in.>D. Something elseTrack down the Pilaf gang and:1. Ask them what the fuck.2. Take anything they've stolen back to its proper owners.
>>39211265>C. You aren't sure"The house is safe, but my dinner was eaten. Mind looking after the farm a bit, I'm going to West City for take out"
>>39211265>A. YesJust three weaklings
>>39211265>>B. NoThey ate my steak.
>>39211265>B. No"That blue balled fuck ate my steak"
>>39211265>C. You aren't sureThose three tried to rob the house and even ate the dinner I made. I'm not sure if I should leave them alone because they ran away or go catch them because they could target someone elses house around here..."
>>39211265>B. NoHE ATE MY STEAK
>>39211265C, ask 16 to check things around the house while we track them down.
>>39211265>>B. NoExcuse I have some thieves to chase down 16.
>>39211265>>B. NoThey. Ate. My. Steak.
>>39211302Only if afterwards we can keep them and make them work on our farm to pay off the damages to our house and steak.
>>39211328Do you know how many Zenni that is per pound of beef these days? That shit doesn't grow on trees you know! Well, unless we use the second wish of the dragon balls for that after reviving Piano's dad.
>>39211265>C. You aren't sure"I have no idea what even happened. 16 are you a good cook?"
>>39211374I thought we were going to wish for the panties of a cute girl.
>>39211374>>39211402I'm going to wish to restore the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Or if that's already done, I'm going to wish for a generic "Become a better teacher/trainer" buff for when we inevitably take that Capsule Corp internship or start trying to make a Superhuman police/defense force.
>>39211265>C. You aren't sure"Other than running into the world's worst thieves that couldn't even steal free samples at a market"
>>39211374We are reviving Trunks students, Kaguya already knows what happened.
I hope that was a joke cameo and he's not going to kidnap our newborn sibling. Then again we can sense for them and teleport. He might just kill our sibling.
>>39211488I mean sure there's that but think about it anon, free steaks!
>>39211460We should wish for Vegeta.
>>39211507How sadistic do you think DRALO is?
>>39211529enough to be a QM. or was that masochism?
>>39211539such complex emotions in .gif form. It's perfect
>>39211529On a scale of Planefag to Vedibere, I'm thinkin' more the Planefag side.
>>392113741. "I wish that humans could comfortably survive in space."2. "I wish that Earth vegetation grew at extreme rates regardless of environment."3. "I wish that superhuman potential can only be unlocked by the pure of heart."
>>39211507Pilaf's gang is harmless outside of their knowledge and meddling with the dragon balls. They are moderately dangerous to normal people, but they're bungling comic releif. Once they get over their shock of Kaguya getting pissed at them, they'll try and steal from another house and instead meet Haya. Upon running away from her after she kicks their butts they're going to get trampled by a group of bears Billy was wrestling. Upon shaking that off they're going to wander into an open field and nearly be vaporized by Kazuma practicing a neat new technique. When they land they're going to do so right in front of Nappa who will mistake them for reporters and chase them all over the place. By the end of the day they'll swear off trying to raid farm steads for the rest of their lives.
>>39211566>"Fine, your wish is granted.">"Fine, your wish is granted.">"I don't think you understand human nature."
>>39211566>2. "I wish that Earth vegetation grew at extreme rates regardless of environment."And then earth was overrun by weeds, kudzu, moss, bamboo, and that one fucking tree in Australia that gives everything downwind of it asbestosis.Bad end.
>>39211586Even with the dragonballs they're still pretty fucking harmless. The one time they get them and actually manage to use the wish instead of taking over the world or anything serious they accidentally turn themselves into kids.
>C. You aren't sure
>>39211291>>39211303>>39211318>>39211320>>39211328>>39211344>>39211359"No, he ate my steak!" you shout to the Android. "Are you a good cook, Sixteen?""Negative," Sixteen informs you. "I am not programmed for-correction, it seems Doctor Briefs programmed me with culinary protocol. I can prepare another steak for you.""Well then, watch the house," you tell Sixteen. "I have some thieves to hunt down."Giving the half-eaten steak to Icarus, who delightedly consumes the food, you go out searching for the thieves, finding no sign of them. They probably fled into the woods. Out of concern, you look for any houses they robbed, finding that, while two other homes were broken into, nothing was actually stolen beyond a bit of food.You return home to a delicious meal provided by Sixteen, and manage the farm without incident for the next several days, until your parents finally return home.You are woken in the morning by the sound of Icarus crying out in excitement. You doubt that another truck full of chickens crashed in front of your farm, so you decide to go see what he's so excited about.Walking downstairs, you see your parents come through the door, with your mother carrying a tiny bundle in her arms.She looks up at you, grinning. "Kaguya, come meet your new baby sister.">A. Go meet the baby>B. Ask her name>C. Ask how your mom is feeling>D. Something else
>>39211566Vegeta: "I am pure, pure evil!"
>>39211639>A. Go meet the baby>B. Ask her name>C. Ask how your mom is feeling
>>39211639>A. Go meet the baby>B. Ask her name>C. Ask how your mom is feelingHERE IT COMES
>>39211639>You doubt that another truck full of chickens crashed in front of your farm>another
>>39211605Fine, how about1. "I wish that humans could comfortably survive in space."2. "I wish that Earth vegetation grew at extreme rates regardless of environment."3. "I wish that ki potential was proportional to how pure of heart a person is."All humans will be able to fly when Ki becomes widely used, but it prevents anyone who's not Uub tier pure from becoming powerful enough to cause destruction.
>>39211628Well they're used to find them in Revival of F so that's why I included that.
>>39211661Our chickens are planning a revolution with Icarus I KNOW IT
>>39211639>>B. Ask her name"It better not be a boys name."
>>39211639>A>B>CIt's easy as one, two, three!
>>39211673Oh you mean being used to tell actual threats about the dragonballs. Yeah, that's a thing that happens.
>>39211639>>A. Go meet the baby>>B. Ask her name"Is it Steve?"
>>39211663>2. "I wish that Earth vegetation grew at extreme rates regardless of environment."Still dooms the universe. Enjoy your space kudzu.>3. "I wish that ki potential was proportional to how pure of heart a person is.">Limited potential>Superhumans
>>39211639>>A. Go meet the baby>B. Ask her namePlease tell me she ahs a proper girl's name and not a boy's name.>C. Ask how your mom is feeling
>>39211507>implying we wouldn't throw them into the sun if they did that.
>>39211625Have some more modification, you twat. 1. "I wish that humans could comfortably survive in space."2. "I wish that edible Earth vegetation planted by humans grew at extreme rates regardless of environment."3. "I wish that ki potential was proportional to how pure of heart a person is."
>>39211645>implying vegeta is human
>>39211639Woah shit, Kaguya's mom must be at least 25 by now, isn't it a bit risky to have babies past that age? Oh well.>A. Go meet the baby
>>39211698>The sun>Not a black hole where they're suspended in relative time for a near-eternity as their bodies are torn apart into the smallest possible forms of matter atom by atom>>39211715It's risky to have babies *ever*. There's something like a 1/4 chance of miscarriage even under the most ideal circumstances and pregnancy is always a significant danger to the host organism.
>>39211706You should just make 2 into any food cared for by a human grows healthy and very quickly with very little upkeep required. That way you get livestock as well.
>>39211711>Implying pure of heart means good
>>39211692Except that >>39211706 limits the spread because the only rapidly growing plants are specifically planted by humans.Meaning that if it drops seeds, those seeds won't grow regardless of environment unless planted by a human. It doesn't spread madly. It just solves world hunger>>39211743Actually that's a good point. I like that.
>>39211743So cannibals create the ultimate super humans?
>>39211743>any food cared for by a human grows healthy and very quickly with very little upkeep required.3rd world dictators discover that by starting creches run by cannibals, they transform newborns into viable child soldiers in a quarter of the time required, albeit losing about 25% of them to ... eh, operating losses.
>>39211715Bulma has Bra at like 45
>>39211767So THAT'S how we get to Super Human 2. Oh and if Super Human 2 is anything, it's our power constantly rising for a short period of time regardless of what we're doing followed by a very sore few weeks.
>>39211715The ideal age for having a baby health-wise starts at like 16 and ends at like 25 approximately. After 35 or somewhere around there it becomes a lot more dangerous. But yeah what>>39211731 said.
>>39211658>>39211660>>39211666>>39211668>>39211685>>39211691>>39211715You approach the baby, looking down at the tiny thing, which stares back up at you with wide, innocent eyes, and a blank expression as she attempts to process what you are, her mind racing at a million miles per minute taking in all the new sights, smells, and feelings that come from you.The two of you stare at each other for a few seconds, then the baby starts crying, prompting your mother to gently rock her until she calms down."How are you feeling?" you ask your mother."Tired," she tells you. "But, very very happy.""What's her name?" you ask. "It's not Steve, is it?"Your mother gives you a playful glare. "No, it's not Steve, what kind of name is that for a little girl? Her name is Drake.">A. Comment on the name>B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything>D. Something else
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name>D. Something else"What your not going to name her after a male mythological figure?">B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything
>>39211853>Her name is Drake.ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name"... Isn't that a boy's name?"
>>39211853>D. Something elsetry to read Drakes mind. I always wanted to know what a newborn was thinking.
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name"Uh, maybe I could give naming her a try?"
>>39211853>A. Comment on the nameMom, Dad fill out the names after the child is born if I get a third sibling, please?>B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name>B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything
>>39211767>>39211771Replace food with living organism to remove the cannibal restriction and now you have it for food stock, children and any other organic material you can cultivate and tend too. Put in "Intentionally cares for" to avoid improving parasites, viruses and the like.The thing about cannibals though, is they rarely 'grow' their own food. It's usually someone they capture somehow as opposed to their own offspring. The dictator exploit would be very unlikely to happen unless they found out about the wording of the wish directly.
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name"Ha, for a second there I though you were going to name her Izanagi">B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything
>>39211853>D. Something elseFall on our knees with our hands on our faceSeriously mom cmon
>>39211853>A. Comment on the name"We're naming her Arthuria. That's the compromise.">B. Ask your dad how he's doing>C. Ask if they need anything
Drake means dragon and Pendragon translates to Head Dragon so her name is Dragon Head Dragon.
>>39211922Might as well keep the japanese deity naming legacy in our family.
>>39210790That's really only for Gundam, though. The official/non-official thing.
>>39211853>Her name is Drake.HA! Perfect.
>>39211936"Please...Dont give me a boys name."
>>39211771>400% output with 75% efficiencyStill puts out soldiers 3 times faster.The second Red Ribbon Army's going to have a Fijian theme.
>>39211920I wish the quality and production output of living organisms intentionally cared for by sentients on Earth was greatly increased.Supergerms created by assholes would be combatted by super immune systems, so no worries there.
Make the embarrassed anime face. You know the one.
>>39211987I already did.>>39211887>ಠ_ಠ
>>39211886>>39211895>>39211898>>39211904>>39211913>>39211914>>39211922>>39211928>>39211936"...Isn't that a boys name?" you ask.Your mom shakes her head. "No, it's your sister's name.""What? You're not going to name her after some mythological figure?" you ask her."No, just Drake," your mom tells you.You find yourself a bit curious as to what a newborn must be thinking, so, you go ahead and try to read Drake's mind. You find it surprisingly easy, and see that her thoughts are mostly directed at her current surroundings. She seems to have come to the conclusion that you are, in some way, close to her. She has identified your mother and father as her parents, but she seems unsure what exactly your relationship to her is. She also seems to have reached the conclusion hat your home is where she is supposed to be.Looking at your parents, you ask them if they need anything."Get your mother some water," your father tells you. "And you can help me take care of dinner tonight.">A. Okay>B. Ask if they've heard from Nappa, you haven't seen him since before they left>C. Go do as your father says>D. Something else
>>39212087>A. Okay>B. Ask if they've heard from Nappa, you haven't seen him since before they left>C. Go do as your father says
>>39212087>D. Something elseDrake is totally a boy's name.
>>39212087>>A. Okay>>B. Ask if they've heard from Nappa, you haven't seen him since before they left>>C. Go do as your father says
>>39212087>>C. Go do as your father saysWhistle Johnny Cash's "Boy Named Sue" on our way out.
>>39212087>D. Something elsetry to communicate with Drake by sending the emotion of safety via telepathy.
>>39212087Try to carry the water with telekinesis. Fail. Repeat until success.Gotta work that telekinesis and telepathy.
>>39212087>>A. Okay>>B. Ask if they've heard from Nappa, you haven't seen him since before they left
>>39212159>>39212170seconding both. got to get some practice in.
>>39212190>>39212170>>39212159>>39212144>>39212138>>39212128>>39212122>>39212113>>39212108>>39212104"Okay, but, before I do, I have to ask, have you guys heard from Nappa?" you ask. "I haven't seen him since before you guys left.""I have no idea where he is," your father tells you. "Last I heard, he agreed to give that reporter an interview. She'd been pestering him for a while. Now, go get your mother something to drink."You try sending feelings of safety to Drake through your telepathy. You're not sure if it worked, but you hope it did. Then, you go and do the work your father asked you to.That's it for tonight guys, but things should continue ThursdayFollow me @qmdralo for schedule updatesI'll answer questions/ take some writeup requests for a while
>>39212302Nappa gettin it in
>>39212302Drake Pendragon huh?
>>39212302You said another truck of chickens. How many have crashed in front of the house? And what is causing them to crash?
>>39212321Not a fan of the name?
>>39212302I have no idea why but I'm just picturing Nappa's date going exactly like Vincent and Mia's date in Pulp Fiction
>>39212326One, and you really need to stop digging.
>>39212330Not who you were talking too, but I think it's genius.>DRAKE penDRAGON>basically she's Dragon DragonDragon! Dragon! Rock the dragon! Dragon Ball Z!
>>39212347It wasn't a mafia thing, more of an Icarus wants more chickens to be friends with thing.
>>39212347Reminder to never let the chickens near the dragon balls
>>39212347Would continuing to dig result in a subplot starring Icarus as the villain of a horrible mafia operation?
>>39212361Oh, right, of course.>>39212359Yeeeeeeaaaaah
>>39212347Don Poultrioni will not be happy about this
>>39212347Don Icarus has some questions to answer
>>39212371Icarus a good boy! He dindu nothin'! Moe money fo' dem programs!>>39212374>>39212373There is no mafia.>>39212369Indeed
>>39212372Honestly I picture antics more in line with Chicken Run than The Cluckfather.
>>39212386So did Chi chi give birth to Goten yet?Did our parents run into her and Goku?
>>39212386>There is no mafiaDisinfo tilfoil pls go
>>39212359>>39212372When we are rocking her to sleep do that mean mean we...ROCK THE DRAGON!?
>>39212404Yes. And maybe.>>39212409King Kai, please>>39212406Ok
So where did Mai, Shu, and THE STEAK EATER get off to?
>>39212413How's Goku enjoying a normal fucking family life? How will his being alive affect Gohan and Goten's lives?
Only several days? Aren't newborns usually kept for about a week? Or has the alien medical tech shortened that?
>we didn't have a sleep over while our parents were goneWhat kind of 13 year old are we?
Has Vegeta mellowed even a little since he hasn't seen us for almost 6 months or so?
>>39212447One with responsibilities
>>39212413Can make the new baby sister a superhuman and teach her how to fight using telepathy? those chickens won't stand a chance
>>39212431Not necessarily. Home births are a thing still. My brother took both 2/3 of his kids home the first day.
>>39212429Not sure about Gohan and Goten, but Goku's going to be doing just dandy. He's always pushing himself in times of peace, and we'll especially be able to do that with the likes of Kaguya and Nappa around. He'll probably like having Chichi's cooking too. And I'm guessing his sons are gonna be eager to train with him.I do think Goten might end up far stronger.
>>39212471>Implying we couldn't make some KFC, Kaguya Fried Chicken, on our own
Is Vegeta currently the weakest Z-Fighter?
>>39212487>Not Ki Fried ChickenBruh.
>>39212507Pretty sure Chaiotzu is still weaker than 2nd form Frieza,
>>39212520I think we unlocked him back in the HTC so he'd be at least the same level as we were when we emerged from it.
>>39212518But more people will buy it if our name is on it. Gotta think about them monetary GAINZ.
>>39212541Nah, we didn't. We got him to train up a bit. Probably not quite Frieza Final Form yet though.
>>39212469Kaguya's a good boy.
>>39212413Should we ever let Drake near Vegeta?
>>39212466He had a period of nearly 3 years where he saw us at most a couple of days and didn't mellow out at all. Let's not have high hopes on that end. Just ignore his existence until he's ready to challenge us again. Counter his salt with aloofness.
>>39212586yes. especially after showing her what fun annoying/infuriating others is.
>>39212586Only by the coincidence of having her near Bulma and Trunks.
>>39212608Before or after the art and fun of posing?
>>39212586Somehow I see Veggie tolerating her more than Kaguya.
>>39212641>while still really young she just acts like Mindy from the Buttons & Mindy shorts in Animanics towards Vegeta, constantly asking him "Why?">revealing our family has something in their DNA that makes the predisposed to annoying Vegeta
>>39212586Introduce Drake to Trunks Briefs (is Trunks' surname briefs, due to Vegeta's lack of surname? not sure), and use telepathic trickery to make sure Drake's first words are "weak sa(l)ty" when introduced to vegeta.Then help Drake break through her limits until she becomes stronger than vegeta before being a year old.
>>39212714>planet buster 1 year old>hell, even a planet buster toddlerNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEIf she gets cranky, we're doomed.
>>39212714Briefs is just his first name.Most people in DB world only have one name. Guys like Goku and Tien are the exception.
>>39212586Give it six months and Drake's gonna be stronger than Veggie just from hanging around us.
>>39213661>"This is your little sister, eh?">"Hmph, strong grip.">"Ow.. owowowowowow!"