DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 3830
>Population Growth 150
>Population (Awaken) 365
>Population Growth 15
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 1190
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 155
>Population Growth 5
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 350
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 80
>Population Growth 5
>Population (Human)455
>Population Growth 65
HALFLING OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 30
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Awaken) 5
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Human) 25
>Population Growth 0

>Current head of the Magic Guild: Electromancers
List:
>Geomancy: Rocks, Walls, Earthquake
>Pyromancy: Fire balls, and Fire Beam
>Lavamancy: Lava balls and Lava in general
>Hydromancy: Healing Water, Storm
>Cryomancy: Blocks of ice and ice shards
>Electromancy: Lightning bolt, Lightning Arc, Hadouken
>Aeromancy: Airblast, Tornado
Techs:
>Agriculture
>Farming,
>Apple Trees
>Cabbage Trees,
>Cabbages
>Domestication,
>Hyper Sheep
>Wheat
>Beer
>Haggis
>Barley
>Fish(?)

Magic
>Geomancy
>Lavamancy,
>Pyromancy School,
>Pyromancy,
>Cryomancy
>Aeromancy
>Shouting
>Sleep, raw, liquid, ingot, and dust
Tools
>Paper (+5)
>Clothing
>Construction
>Iron Tools,
>Obsidian Construction
>Sleep forging (Melted sleep can be put into weapons as an enchanter)
>Star Metal
>Steel Wool
>Steel Wool Robes
>Stone Construction,
>Stone Tools
>Tooth Use
>White Beast Skull
>Miscellaneous
Mining
>Sex Drugs
>Bag pipes
>Reinforced walls
Transport
>Carts
>Longboats
Leader
Brakla
>Essentially Nightwing/Ahdrag in one
>
William
>Iron Wool armor (Sleep infused)
>His personal longsword (Iron)
>Kilt
>Singed-hat
Catherine
>Iron armor
>Personal spear (iron tip with wooden staff)
>Various doodles of Brakla

>>39567355
>various doodles of Brakla
*Chokes*

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>>39567334
For any newcomers, there are three settlements that are under Tauren control, with the Halfling outpost lacking the population to give full benefits. Each settlement provides two actions per turn (One major Civvie Post) and one research. We use a 1d100 for each action/tech, with appropriate bonuses when required.
>1
If you roll below a 10, you kill a child. House rule.

>Pic related, current map of the world

>>39567369
Agreed
>>39567410
>Questions
Simply ask any question and I will do my best to answer it.
>Actions
Now gentlemen and ladies of /tg/, I would like six actions and three techs with their accompanying rolls please.

>>39567453
>Thinking

>>39567410
Time for war!! We must retrieve our leader!

>>39567479
>>39567496
Welcome back you two. Let's hope the others show up.

>>39567496
Lets make that one of our actions, But make sure we get at least a full turn before we fight

>>39567525
Ok.
A1: Build colossus
A2: Build Colossus
R1: Get better at building colossi

Can I get a roll plz?

Rolled 86, 91, 87 = 264 (3d100)

>>39567549
Sure...
>plz no fuck up

>>39567571
HOLY SHIT
FIRST ROLLS OF THE DAY, 86, 91, 87,
>Dis gun be gud

Rolled 68, 55, 3, 93, 55, 45 = 319 (6d100)

>>39567453
>A3
Make better Smithing tools, for better weapons and armor
>A4
Make a Division for Siege spells, the Giant rocks and stuff we created for the Old God Army
>A5
Upgrade the Walls around all Villages
>A6
Make Books using Paper and Hyper-Sheep Skin
>R2
Create Magic Runes and Put them on Weapons , Armor and the Walls
>R3
Try to recreate the Tubes of Metel the Elves where using
Sorry I took so long

>>39567792
Shit, that 3, another kid died

>>39567590
>>39567571
Starting off well I see.
>A1: Colossi
>86: Great success!
The calls for war echo from the streets of Drozen all the way through the wastes.
>HOW DARE THEY!
>WE MUST RECLAIM OUR KING!
Human and Tauren alike are enraged, with mobs forming in front of the barracks, demanding action. Soon enough the idea of Colossi construction comes up again.There can be no doubt this time, and soon their forms are carved out of cold hard stone. Their bases stand taller than the walls surrounding Drozen and Grok, with their heads reaching up to scrape the very fabric of the sky. When the first finishes, it is awoken by William and Catherine. It has one goal in life
>Kill.
>Elves.
It awakens with a mighty roar, and is ready for war.
>Colossi constructed!
>Colossi unlocked!
>These troops serve three purposes:
>1: Destruction: Their massive forms can easily tear down most structures
>2: Shields: Their stone skin and interior makes it near impossible to kill one of these short of a Haduoken.
>3: Demoralization: The sights of these things lead to many absolutely shitting their pants, causing wide spread panic in enemy ranks.

>A2: Moar Colossi
>91: Amazing success!
>ONE IS NOT ENOUGH! HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO FIGHT AN ENTIRE CITY OF THOSE DAMNED ELVES WITH ONE!
The mob isn't satisfied, and many more Colossi are constructed as a result.
>+9 Colossi!
>Total Colossi count: 10

>R1: Colossi Construction
>87+5=92: Amazing success!
Despite being under massive pressure, the masons and geomancers work out great techniques to create the hulks of stone. They soon jot these down on paper, and soon any mid-level Geomancer can help a skilled mason make these!
>+5 to future Colossi construction/research rolls
>>39567792
Incoming

>>39567892
HOLY SHIT THE ELVES ARE DEAD

>>39567792
For Clarification, the books are for Grimoires(Spell Books)

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>>39567792
No worries
>A3: Tools
>68: Success!
While your blacksmiths have used stone tools for hammering out finer details and frames, the idea of using something better comes up.
>"What if I took this ingot and hammered it onto this stick?"
While doing this, the blacksmiths unintentionally create a set of giant tweezers to use when pulling a frame out of the flames. Soon enough iron hammers and tongs pop up in all forges in the settlements!
>Tongs invented!
>Iron hammers invented!

>A4: Siege
>55: Average!
When questioned about the spells used during the Battle of the Old Gods, the various mages shrug.
>We just kind of, did it. No flair to it. Nothing really distinguishing us from the rest of our lot.
They don't seem to like the idea of splitting into their own school.

>A5: Walls
>5: Observers prepare to see how do things around here
A lone geomancer initiate fears a counter-attack in the event things go south. He tries upgrading the walls, and ends up crushing his younger sibling.

>A6: Books
>96: Amazing success!
Having used oral lessons to teach young initiates, the masters dictate that a proper written recording of all the spells be created. Soon enough, tomes are made to help accelerate learning.
>Books invented!
>+5 to future magic research rolls!

One moment, need to do something

>>39568182
I was about to say, 'Why just research rolls?'
But then I remembered that we have about a billion upgrades of magic rolls

I am back, sorry about that. Dogs were acting up and terrifying the neighbors

>>39568270
Its fine

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>>39567792
>R2: Runes
>55: Average!
Though your weapons are strong, there is no real concept of "too strong" to the soldiers. The idea of some kind of "good luck" symbol is tossed around by your soldiers, some accepting it, some passing it off as a load of brown snow. They seem to have little to no effect.
>You lack the proper materials to create magic runes.

>R3: Metal tubes
>45: Average!
William and Catherine report to the blacksmiths of the silvery tubes some of the elven guards carried with them. Though this seems a bit perplexing, the blacksmiths create them. And they do, but there is one glaring issue. The problem is they do fuck all in the way of actual effectiveness.
>You asked for metal tubes, you got metal tubes.

>>39568466
Laughed so hard about the metal tubes

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DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 3980
>Population Growth 150
>Population (Awaken) 380
>Population Growth 15
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 1240
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 160
>Population Growth 5
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 400
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 85
>Population Growth 5
>Population (Human)520
>Population Growth 65
HALFLING OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 30
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Awaken) 5
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Human) 25
>Population Growth 0
>>39568490
Thank you
>Rolls
I need em

Also where did Sleeper go?

>>39568653
No clue

>>39568658
Rolls please.

>>39568721
Sorry for being an asshat but I have some ideas for the assault and I want to see how you'll react to them.

Rolled 61, 75, 24, 13, 85, 58 = 316 (6d100)

>>39568532
>A1
Use the new tools to upgrade the armor and weapons of the Militia
>A2
Make Siege Platforms for Mages to stand on and fire spells above the Soldiers
>A3
New Heros
>A4
Send army to get Brakla back, After the research is done
>R1
Make a Sleep-Paint for the Runes
>R2
MOAR SPELLS!
>>39568721
I wanted to reply to you, so I coped what I was up to and sent a reply

>>39568751
>NO SHIT THE ARMY
>>39568742
It's fine, I would like to see them

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>>39568751
>A1: New Armor
>61: Success!
The forges are ablaze with constant fuel being added. William himself even starts working on the sets, demonstrating how to make Highland Steel to the amazed blacksmiths.
>"Ya jus' go'a blow on it, an' that'll get ya som' fine Highland Steel!"
He soon makes a set for himself, Catherine, and a few select Minotaurs.
>Steel discovered! +5 to army defense rolls.
>+5 to Catherine and William defense rolls!
>A2: Siege Platforms
>75: Above average success!
The mages, seeing how they won't have any walls to stand on and go "pewpewpew" on, decide to create some form of platform for them to use. Seeing the potential in the Colossi, they soon strap massive stone platforms to it's shoulders and use them as vantage points!
>The mages now use the Colossi as mobile artillery platforms!
>A3: Heroes
>24: Below average failure!
With the mob constantly yelling, any potential for a heroic speech or an individual to rise up is drowned out by the calls for war.
>A4: Army
>13: Complete failure!
While the troops are preparing for battle, many accidents occur. Sometimes a blade wasn't properly slotted into it's handle and came off right into the back of a squad member. Other times an Axe blade would shatter on impact, ruining it. When all is said and done, the troops start to march, but without Brakla at the helm, they are little more than a disorganized mob. Their torch lights also happen to stick out like a sore thumb in the snow.
>The Snow Elves know you're coming!
>R1: Sleep Paint
>85+5=90: Amazing success!
One day a young soldier, while putting a luck charm onto his weapon, has a stroke of genius. Taking no more than a fingertip's worth of Sleep dust and drawing the symbol onto his axe blade, he gives it a mighty swing. The lightning from the sky startles all within the immediate vicinity.
>Lightning runes invented!
>These provide the standard soldier with a single magic attack, dictated by the rune.
>Part two incoming

>>39569099
Shit, they know
This will be hard

>>39569099
Should I do the next actions as well, since Sleeper isn't here?

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>>39569099
Part Two
>R2: Spells
>58+5+5=68: Success!
While half of the mages were busy trying to figure out how to stick themselves on top of a Colossus without falling to a horrible death, the other half were focusing on their work. Soon enough, a new spell for Electromancers is discovered!
>Electro-Grenade discovered!
>This is a mid-range AoE attack that provides a shock of 200,000 volts to the system of any nearby sentient being!*
>*Does not effect Colossi, Awaken, or Undead.
>>39569200
Sure!

Rolled 16, 30, 13 = 59 (3d100)

>>39569261
>A5
Cath trains in the art of Magic
>A6
Seeing the Lighting runes, The Militia Get to work putting the on all the weapons
>R3
MOAR RUNES!
and give them to the Militia to put on the Weapons and Armour

>>39569395
that
was
Terrible

>>39569395
Looks like luck has run out

>>39569503
>SHHHH THEY WILL HEAR YOU

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>>39569395
>A5: Catherine Magic
>16: Complete failure!
Catherine sees potential in Magic, and seeing as how William is piss-drunk right now, she heads off to the Mages' Guild. Though the Tauren demonstrate how they channel the magic, all Cath appears to be able to do is accidentally destroy half the temple.
>Catherine has potential, but you have fuck all in the way of tapping it.
>A6: Runes
>30: Failure!
The Militia commanders take note of the seemingly random bolts of lightning falling from the sky during training. They dismiss it as little more than intimidation attacks from the Elves.
>R3: Moar Runes
>13: Complete failure!
What they do take not of, however, is the runes put onto weapons. Seeing as how a little bit of luck is always good, they draw more runes onto other weapons. Two problems soon arise.
>A) They weren't using Sleep, they were using dirt.
>B) They were drawing stick figures.
>>39569503
Don't tempt me. I can be very sadistic.
>>39569511
You mean me?

>>39569559
No, not you, Just the Gods of Luck, I have an Up-Down relationship with them

ENTERING BATTLE MODE!
>>39569623
I can see that, and it amuses me.
>Can someone please get the spell list. I can't access the full document from where I am

>>39569653
OK LETS DO THIS
>Geo
Rock Throw-Single Target-1d100
Rock Wall-1d100
Siege Rock Throw-Single Target-2d100
Earthquake-2d100aoe
>Pyro
Fire Beam-Single Target-1d100
Fire Siege-3d100
>Lava
Lava Balls-Single Target-1d100
Lava Seige-3d100
>Hydro
Heal-1d100
Storm-2d100
Part 2, One sec

>>39569762
>Electro
Lightning Bolt-Chain-3d100
Lighting Arc-AOE-3d100
Hadouken-Mega-3d100
>Aero
Airblast-AOE-2d100
Tornado-AOE-3d100
>Cryo
Ice Shards-AOE-2d100
Ice Beam-Single Target Freeze-1d100
+10 Magic
+5 Aero
+5 Electro

>>39569762
>>39569855
Thank you based Shamed.
>Rolling for Snow Elves and Brakla

Rolled 76, 23 = 99 (2d100)

>>39569875
>IfuckedupImsorry.jpg

>>39569899
>SHITSHITSHIT BRAKLA NOOOOOO

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Righto. ACTION TIME!
>You have three actions, one for each major Hero in this army(William, Catherine, and Garric). For each action that is non magical, roll 1d100. For any action that is a spell, roll the appropriate dice.

The Army moves forwards, trudging through the snow-ridden landscape with one goal in mind. Free Brakla. When the crystalline structures of the Elven city are sighted, pure rage boils into the blood of the army. There is one job for these people to do. Human and Tauren stand shoulder to shoulder, and prepare for battle.
>Roll 'em
>>39569954
No worries, he might make it out alive.

>>39569997
>No worries, he might make it out alive
NOT HELPING

>>39570044
YES IT IS. IT'S HELPING ME LAUGH!

>>39570065
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 28, 35, 41, 1, 6 = 111 (5d100)

>>39569997
>William
Leads the Armies and Colossi Into the Fray, distracting the army
>Cath
Sneaks in to Find Brakla
>Garric
Sends down hell fire unto the Elven Armys with the Rest of the Mages
Garris uses Hadouken

Rolled 5, 65, 38, 76, 38 = 222 (5d100)

>>39570208
PLZ ALLOW REROLL PLZ

>>39570208
Why five?
>>39570231
Again, why five?

>>39570247
1 for army
1 for Cath
3 for Hadouken

>>39570256
do you want another for the mages?

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>>39570256
Holy fuck I am stupid. Sorry about that.
>>39570280
No, I'll type up the first rolls

>>39570296
>fuckshitfuckshit

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>>39570296
Kidding.
>>39570231
>A1: 5
>Unintentional Child Death Counter: ERROR
William, hungover from massive amounts of drinking, looks over his troops. With a mighty yell, he rallies them.
>"WELL DON' JUST FOOKIN' STAND T'ERRE! GET GOIN' AND KILL THE POINTY EARED SONSABITCHES!"
With this, he charges headlong towards the gates. With him charge the army and each Colossus, but with each step they are getting pelted with several heavy iron spheres. A massive BOOM signals their arrival, and anyone hit is almost instantly killed. This includes several children who snuck in for the thrill of battle.
>Total army size before charge: 1100
>Total army size after charge: 122

>A2: Catherine Sneaky Sneak
>65: Success!
>"Great, that drunk's leadin' the army. This'll be fun."
Catherine mutters this as she effortlessly knocks out the only two guards in the sewers. Making her way towards the Citadel, having seen the signs left by escaped slaves, she soon is inside. It's up to her to find Brakla.

>A3: Hadouken
>38: Failure!
>76: Above average success!
>38: HOT DAMN WE GOT DOUBLES!
>76 for the third roll
>DOUBLE DOUBLES!
>152 for the accuracy
The mages couldn't hear William from high atop the Colossi, and several are knocked off their hooves by the sudden movement. By some miracle they don't fall off and are able to summon up multiple balls of flame. They pale in size when compared to the Colossi's heads, but are big enough to get the job done. When fired, they hit dead on, melting several towers instantly on impact. Any elf unlucky enough to be caught in the blast is vaporized, leaving little more than an imprint where they had stood.

>Garric
The Master Electromancer takes a long breath, then begins to charge his ultimate attack. As his eyes shimmer with bright blue light, he unleashes a massive blue beam that nearly knocks the Colossus onto its feet. Despite the sheer force behind it, he keeps it trained dead on the main gate, blowing it open and annihalating anything behind

Rolled 68, 1 = 69 (2d100)

>Rolling for Elves and Brakla

>>39570625
HOLY SHIT ALL OUT ARMY IS GONE
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DOUBLES
>>39570659
HOLY SHIT 69

>>39570659
>Rolled 1
>But 69
Wat do?

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>>39570659
>Elves:
>68: Success!
>Brakla:
>1+68=69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!
>"My queen! They've smashed the gate!"
The Elven Queen looks at the captain of the guard, bemused smile on her face.
>"No matter, they'll never make it past the White Beings. Isn't that right my dearest slave Brakla?"
With this she tugs on to Brakla's chain, pulling at his neck. Gag in his mouth, Brakla can do little more than stare daggers at her.
>"I thought so. When your friends are done killing themselves I'll have to have a celebratory ride on you. Won't that be nice?"
>Fuck...
>This...
>SHIT!
Despite being unable to yell with the gag in his mouth, Brakla's message is clear as he easily shatters the shackles on him, then rips off his chain and twists the guard captain's head right around. He turns to look at the queen of the elves.
>"Well, isn't this a predicament."

Current army size:
>1000 total
>800 Foot soldiers
>187 Mages
>10 Colossi
>3 Heroes
Elf Army Size:
>UNKNOWN
Three actions. Rolling for Brakla and Queenie.

>>39570852
THE WHAT?!?!??!?!?
THEY CONTROL THE WHITE BEASTS?!?!??!?!??!?
Thats insane
>>39570940
You need to reroll

Rolled 7, 2 = 9 (2d100)

>>39570940
I fucked up again.
>>39570965
Think back to when you killed the Mine Stalker.

>>39570981
THE ROLLS MAN
THATS WORSE THAN ME

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>>39571000
>>39570981
At this point anything short of a one will beat the elves. Go bananas.

Rolled 40, 61, 78 = 179 (3d100)

>William
Seeing the Towers and the gate down, Like the Drunk he is, Charges
>Cath
Searches for Brakla in the City, and tries to help him
>Garric
Sends the Colossi, and with them, the mages, to attack the city and what ever army inside
>>39571066
What do you mean?

Rolled 83, 40, 22 = 145 (3d100)

>>39571131
Oh yeah
>Garric uses Hadouken on the Army

We still going? I have the flu or something so I couldn't make it for the start.

>>39571208
PORT!
hi

>>39571231
Hello. :3
Have we saved Brakla yet?

>>39571255
We're doing it right now

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>>39571131
I meant that I rolled so shit that if you rolled anything other than a 1, you would have succeeded and bitch slapped the elves.
>A1: William
>40: Average!
"Well, tha's conve'nent! All trroops, thrrough t'a gate! Let's so t'ese bastarrds how it's done!"

William rallies the troops through the now shattered gate. The sudden surge of troops through the entrance terrifies any remaining elves, soon the entrance (if you could call it that) is secured for your side.
>-254 enemy forces!
>A2: Catherine
>61: Success!
Hearing Brakla's familiar roar, Catherine rushes towards the source, finding a locked door and the sounds clashing metal on the inside. Busting it open with her spear, she sees a ragged and bloodied Brakla fighting what she assumes to be the head honcho of the elves, also bloodied.
>"God, he looks ugly."
This muttered comment distracts the Queen and allows Brakla an easy hit, sending her flying across the throne room.
>A3: Garric and Mages
>40, 61, 78: Success!
The mages urge the Colossi forwards, firing balls of fire randomly into the city. Each shot hits somewhat near it's target and causes gratuitous amounts of flames to go spewing everywhere. Seeing this as an optimal oppratunity for some Hadouken, Garric charges up another beam the size of a Colossus and lands dead center into a mass of Elven troops. This one doesn't seem to damage them however, but sends them scattering all throughout the city.

Rolled 15, 42 = 57 (2d100)

>Rolling for Brakla and the Queen

>>39571507
The one time you reverse the names...

hello peoples of the internet, i friend of "The Oh-Shame-ed One" i skype him now

>>39571550
HI JACK

yeah, hes socially Awkward

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>>39571550
Wel helo der

>>39571507
I should mention that the elves are in full rout right now, few are actually standing and fighting and they are flocking towards the citadel. So they get no turn this round.
>Brakla
>15: Complete failure!
Rearing to get his revenge on the Queen, Brakla bull rushes towards the bloodied royal and completely misses. His eyes had aimed him too high, and he smashed the wall behind her.
>Queenie
>42: Average!
Recovering from the shock of having a fully grown and enraged Tauren charge towards you absolutely naked, the Queen manages to roll away from under him and is barely able to stand.
>>39571550
Welcome to the party pal
>>39571577
I FORGOT TO SAY HI I'M SORRY

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>>39571596
Hai

WHAT IS THAT Port'al'ili !!!!!!

>>39571633
It's Haggard our lord and savior. It originated from a connect the dots thread with Sonic the Hedgehog. Funniest thread I've ever seen.

>>39571596
New Rolls?
>>39571619
Fucks sake port, you need to work on your intros XD

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Current army size:
>1000 total
>800 Foot soldiers
>187 Mages
>10 Colossi
>3 Heroes
Elf Army Size:
>UNKNOWN
>>39571619
>>39571633
Glory my friend. It is glory.
>Pic related: How the elves see your forces.

Three actions please my good men/women!

this is going well guys

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>39571668
Brakla runs the fuck out of there.

>>39571677
You should have seen the earlier threads. We still have no idea how to make hats. We're getting by by sheer luck.

>>39571703
ONE ACTION HAS BEEN TAKEN

Rolled 5, 15, 95, 18, 96, 64 = 293 (6d100)

>>39571668
>William
Continue Killing the Army
>Cath
Help Brakla capture the Queen, But try not to kill her if she can
>Garric
Sends some of the Colossi to go around the walls, Making holes in them as they go, and steping on Elves that try to escape. The rest Continue to Destroy the City
Gariic uses Lighting Arc
>>39571740
But we dont control Brakla, do we?

WHY ARE THERE SOOOOO MANY FUCKING CHILDREN

you think they were batteling in a nursery

>>39571888
Lol

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>39571767
>>39571740
You're right. I'll add Port's roll to the upcoming Brakla review.

>A1: William
>5: MOAR DEAD CHILDREN FOR THE DEAD CHILDREN GOD!
As William and his men continue to royally fuck up the Elven army and the surrounding city, a few of the more, brutish, Tauren and humans butcher several elven civilians, including multiple children. And then the bombs drop. Many, many explosions are heard behind the main army, destroying a Colossus and taking out several troops!
>-1 Colossus!
>-231 Foot soldiers!
>-19 Mages!

>Catherine
>15: Complete failure!
Catherine tries to avoid hitting Brakla as she maneuvers around him to try and knock out the queen. There's little point to this as the enraged king bitch slaps the elf into the next room over.
>The queen has been knocked unconscious!
I recommend trying to calm down Brakla, as he might kill her if left unattended.
>Garric
>95, 18, 96, 64: Average!
The remaining Colossus freak out and rush towards the walls, crushing several elves under their sheer size. Any walls they find are torn apart, and the mages are barely able to corral them into squishing the elves. While this is going on, Garric is able to charge a small Lightning Arc, barely larger than his fists, and unleashes it towards the elves. He hits dead on, and sends multiple chains of lightning through the elves encased in metal!

>Rolling for Brakla
>>39571856
>>39571888
We only kill children when we roll below a ten, don't worry

lol indeed port

>>39572119
>It...
>It is done
With one last breath, Brakla collapses down onto the ground, alive, but severely beaten.

>>39572172
>Shit

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>39572172
Catherine channels whatever magical ability she has to heal Brakla. Pls don't let him die.

what is it with the fucking children dieing holy shit

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Current army size:
>Total: 746
>569 Foot soldiers
>168 Mages
>9 Colossi
>3 Heroes
Elf Army Size:
>UNKNOWN
>>39572214
Two actions remain
>>39572218
This started out as a gag. Then I made it a rule.

Rolled 2, 32, 100, 40, 22 = 196 (5d100)

>>39572214
YES ONE ACTION
ITS CATH SO ITS FINE
>William
Tries to find the commander of the Army, and William fight him
>Garric
Attemps to Control the Colossi and Resumes Keeping the Enemy Armies down
Garric uses Lightning Arc

omg i might just rage at the children if they keep gettin themselves killed

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>>39572214
>>39572287
>>39572316
>A1: William
>2: We may be on a watchlist now.
William forces his way through the crowd, trying to find the commander of the Elven forces. Though he succeeds, it's not in the way he would have suspected. He breaks open a door to find the bloodied body of the commander with a small Elven child next to him, crying her eyes out.
>"Daddy? D-daddy?"
>"DADDY WAKE UP!"
His eyes are little more than slits as he raises his sword to end this creature's life. Something stops him before he brings it down.
>Will you kill her?

>A2: Catherine
>86: Great success!
Catherine, after making sure no guards are moving towards her position, crouches over Brakla's unconscious form.
>"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!"
She thinks back to what the Mages had shown her, and tries desperately to channel any magical energy within her to heal Brakla. Her hands begin to glow a bright green, and wisps of magic begin to flow into Brakla, healing any open wounds.
>"C-catherine..."
Brakla has regained consciousness, and is now looking right at Catherine.
>Brakla is stabilized!

>A3: Garric
>100, 40, 22: Average!
The mages easily regain control of the Colossi and set about slamming them down on any elf stupid enough to try and escape from the Tauren and Human forces. Garric leads a Colossus personally and fires Lightning Arc after Lightning Arc. Though they do little damage, they do stun any forces that near him.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>Rolling for Queenie to get back up

>>39572661
>MORAL DILEMMA

>>39572750
I've got plans for either. You're choice on what you think William would do here.

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>>39572661
Catherine is a real trooper.

>>39572768
He hates the Snow Elfs, but I think he would know that the child had nothing to do with Their schemes. He wouldn't kill her.

>>39572829
Agreed. And I like the pic, seems to fit their situation perfectly.

>>39572853
One vote for no kill. Port and Sucker need to vote.

>>39572907
No more child killings. William is too based for paedocide.

>>39572907
Sucker left, he had to sleep, he got stuff to do tomorrow

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>>39572941
>>39572938
Got it.
>CONCLUSION
William takes a long look at the crying, shivering child. He thinks back to when he was a young boy and the elves came for his parents. He remembers when his mother died for him, trying to save him from slavery.
>"Ma'? MA'?!?!?"
He drops his sword, as do his knees. Then he shuffles over to the sniveling child and just sits next to her, trying to calm her down.
>"Ther' ther'e kid. Yer da's ina better place now..."

>Brakla and Catherine
Catherine is able to drag Brakla out of the throne room, and out into the hallway's side room.
New rolls please!

>>39573030
>The Dogs Face
>Its now what I see as Williams Face

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39573030
Catherine supports Brakla on her shoulder and heads towards the nearest exit.

>>39573067
I picked that exclusively for that purpose.
>>39573076
One action has been taken!

Rolled 29, 38 = 67 (2d100)

>>39573076
>William
I dont know your plzn for William, But here a roll for it
>Garric
Protects Brakla and Cath as they get out'a dodge

>>39573141
Remember bonuses!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39573141
oh yeah
Garric uses Lihgtning Bolt

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>>39573141
>>39573076
>A1: William
>29+5=34: Failure!
The child shrinks away from the highlander.
>"A-are you gonna kill me? Like the big bull men did my daddy?"
The sight of a fully grown, bearded, and blood covered man isn't the most reassuring sight to the small girl.

>A2: Catherine
>58: Average!
Catherine manages to lift the bulking form of Brakla over her shoulder and makes for the side entrance. Constantly tripping over debris, they move at a snail's pace.
>Catherine and Brakla will make it to safety in one round!

>A3: Garric
>78+38=114: Success!
Garric sees the two moving towards the exit through an opening in the ceiling. Maneuvering his Colossus to the Citadel, he stomps about with it, crushing any Elves near the building. This distracts all of the remaining guards, and they proceed to get the fuck outta dodge.
>"Catherine, look out!"
Garric fires off a supercharged lightning bolt behind Catherine. It misses her by mere hairs and lands right between the eyes of the Elven Queen. Looking up, then behind her, Catherine gives him a thumbs up.
>The Queen has been incapacitated for the rest of the battle!

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Current army size:
>Total: 746
>569 Foot soldiers
>168 Mages
>9 Colossi
>3 Heroes
Elf Army Size:
>Completely routed.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>39573345
Garric steps forward and burns the queen to a crisp, before following Cath.

>>39573345
Nice Shot!
>>39573440
I guess new actions?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>39573457
No!
We capture her, They took our leader, we take theirs

>>39573457
>>39573459
One action (Albeit average)
>Actions
Garric says thank you.
And yep, new rolls please
>>39573478
Second action taken!

>>39573478
I like this idea better.
Captcha: memea

>>39573503
In that case two actions remain!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39573523
William tells the snow elf girl that if she doesn't come with him she'll surely die. He won't harm her.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39573523
>William
Tries to calm the child down by telling her about the time he was in the same situation as her, and proceeds to get out the city, with the child if see has calmed down
>Cath
Continues to lead Brakla Out of the City
>Do I need to roll for that?

>>39573601
WELL HOT DAMN
>>39573587
Ummmm

>>39573601
>>39573587
>44
>100
You win this entire round. Typing it up now

>>39573601
All hail glorious 100 roll.
>>39573631
Ignore my action I'll just take the backseat.

>>39573659
Sorry Port, kinda took all the Actions sorry

>>39573687
Nah I know. I just assumed the 100 wouldn't count if my did.

>>39573706
Fair

>>39573706
>>39573744
No I don't mean that it shouldn't, I mean that I hope the 100 counts because my action sucked.

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>>39573478
>>39573659
(I was counting your roll into the roll. Your 44 roll pushed the 100 over from Instawin to "Okay, fuck the rules we win this entire round because we're that fucking awesome"
>A1: Cath
>73: Above average success!
Catherine sets down Brakla on a bit of rubble, careful to not drop him. Then she spins around and grabs a hold of the now singed queen. Then she picks up Brakla again and drags her behind them. They soon make it out to the city and are quickly outside the walls.
>Brakla and Catherine have made it to safety!
>The Snow Elf Queen has been captured!

>A2: William
>100: RNGESUS BE BLESSED
In his most soothing voice possible, William looks the little elf in the eyes, and says
>"Ih kno' how ya feel, lassie. Don' worry. I'll make sure ya get somewhere safe."
She breaks down and runs over to the man, bawling her eyes out. With this, he picks her up, her head buried into his shoulder, and walks out of the now burning building. Shielding her from any carnage, he slinks his way over to the hole where the entrance used to be.
>William has made it to safety!
What as A3? If there is none you can save it for a future roll 100.

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>>39573935
:3 were doin dis
were makin dis habben

Rolled 57, 39, 11 = 107 (3d100)

>>39573935
Garric Shoots a MASSIVE Hadouken right into the middle of the city, with all the other mages doing the same

Rolled 40, 18, 20 = 78 (3d100)

>>39573985
>plz reroll I really want this to be high

Rolled 89, 87, 49 = 225 (3d100)

>>39574017
THATS WORSE

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>>39573972
>>39573985
>>39574047
>>39574017
Sorry, no deal.
>A3:
>57, 39, 11: Average!
As one final "Fuck you" to the Snow Elves, the Mages Collectively aim Hadouken at the now almost empty Citadel. Garric joins in and adds his own personal flair to the beam. With a mighty BANG a massive flash of blue is just barely visible for a split second, and then it is no more. Kind of like the Citadel.
>The Elven Citadel has been completely annihalated!

>>39574160
Fair enough about the rerolls, Thats all I wanted to happen anyway

>>39574213
>>39573972

Final actions for the battle(if you could even call it that)?

>>39574236
Note: This won't end the thread.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>39574236
Have all the mancers use up a ton of power and just nuke the whole thing. No one survives. (assuming all the good guys are already out)

Rolled 68, 33, 83 = 184 (3d100)

>>39574236
>William/Brakla whoever is leading
Regroup the Troops and Leave
>Cath
Stays with Brakla and tries to heal him
>Garric
Gets the Geomancers to erect a earth wall between the Elves and us, so we can get out safely
>>39574281
We just do that, didnt we?

>>39574303
I guess we did. I just mean if there are any buildings that still stand.

>>39574315
mmmmm I guess, If there are still buildings left

>>39574337
Are there, Civvie?

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>>39574281
>>39574303
That was for the Citadel. This will be a separate Action.
>>39574303
I'll knock off the Heal roll.

>A1: William
Still carrying the crying little girl, William orders the troops back.
>"RRIGHT MEN, WE GO' WHA' WE CAME FOR! LET'S LEG IT!"
He then goes back to reassuring the child as the troops slowly trickle out of the now smoldering city.
>A2: Nuke-Haduoken
>48: Average!
As soon as all of the friendlies have left, Garric orders the mages to fire another Haduoken. From the shoulders of the Colossi, they fire a final shot at the ruins of the city. Almost all of the buildings are turned to ash. All that is left is a desolate landscape with pits where basements were. Any airships that were left float about in the sky, powerless to do anything considering their pilots were killed by the shock from the blast.
>A3: Wall
>83: Great success!
To seal the metaphorical deal, Garric has the Geomancers bring up massive chunks of earth around the city. They stretch higher than the Colossi, and no entrance or exit. No one is getting out of there.
>The battle is over!
>You have won!

>>39574520
Holy shit that was awesome

>>39574520
That made me hard.

>>39574592
Jesus, Port XD

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>>39574610
;3 ;3

ENTERING CIVILIZATION MODE!
DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 3980
>Population Growth 150
>Population (Awaken) 380
>Population Growth 15
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 1240
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 160
>Population Growth 5
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 400
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 85
>Population Growth 5
>Population (Human)520
>Population Growth 65
HALFLING OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 30
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Awaken) 5
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Human) 25
>Population Growth 0
>>39574574
>>39574592
Thanks guys. And thank you for making me type out such awesome stuff.

>Actions/Techs
Gentlemen, the people are overjoyed. Any roll made in the next turn will receive a +10 bonus for this turn.
>>39574610
Indeed

>>39574634
Ok, How do we wanna share the Actions Port?
>Captcha cycat

>>39574633
This about sums it up.

>>39574662
I want to make Catherine and Brakla get married. :3 Hopefully they can have a child (if they can crossbreed), or adopt a child (maybe the snow elf girl?).

>>39574703
Agreed, And the can Cross-Breed

>>39574750
Noice

Its 3:42 where I am right now, but I dont have to be anywhere tomorrow, sot I DONT CARE

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>>39574703
If a human and a tauren manage to get pregnant they can crossbreed. The results have yet to be seen(I'm not going to go into details about the birthing process). Also I'm not sure how Brakla would feel about having a constant reminder of his torture running around the palace.

>>39574803
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! WOOOOOO!

Rolled 27 (1d100)

Catherine and Brakla finally admit their feelings for each other, and they have a huge wedding ceremony. Rolling for Catherine pregnancy chance.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>39574832
'Round 2' Roll

On a sidenote I ordered my first dice :3. I chose WizDice, should get here this week.
>>39574867
God bless the seed

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>>39574832
>>39574867
>>39574881
>>39574881
>Dice
Sweet man!
>A1: Babbies
>27+10+97+10=144: Somebody's pregnant!
While the victory parades march through Drozen, Grok, and Gorric, Catherine cannot stop herself. She grabs hold of the massive Tauren Brakla, pulls him down to human level, and gives him a long, deep kiss. The crowd cheers them, as they are married on the spot by William. When night falls, the lovebirds retreat into the Royal Palace, eager to start the fun
>Catherine is now pregnant with Brakla's child!
>Catherine and Brakla are now married!

>>39575011
5 actions and three techs remain for this turn!

Rolled 72, 76, 55, 21, 74 = 298 (5d100)

>>39574634
>A2
See how the Halflings are doing
>A3
Moar Runes!
>A4
Recruit more Militia
>R1
New Forms of Staves
>R2
Music! and Festivals and shit
>>39575011
Dawwwww

Rolled 57, 31 = 88 (2d100)

>>39574634
Rolling for minotaurs convincing humans that halflings need to die.

Rolling for constructing and arena in the wasteland where all races can fight, and a champion is elected every six months. (Basically a hero generator)

>>39575059
Woh there, we JUST got back from one war, and you wanna start another? Even if they are Halflings, they will have a trick up their very short sleeves

>>39575059
>>39575045
All actions for this turn have been taken! One more tech and I'll type it up!

>>39575122
Well that sounds bad. Assuming they won't manage to convince them, how about they let the halflings fight in the arena to prove themselves? Should they be deemed worthy surely the minotaurs might at least tolerate their existance.

>>39575159
>>39575122
Up to you guys. I just need a confirmed action and a confirmed tech.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>39575133
errrrr
>R3
Bigger, Faster Boats
>>39575159
This is good, Hear this Civvie?
Make
This
Happen
>Captcha etrap
This, and The Arena

Rolled 92 (1d100)

Rolling to invent tabletop games such as D&D. If they invent I hope it quickly becomes popular with the kids.

>>39575214
I'll save this for later since a roll was already made. Boats are more important.

>>39575214
If I was drinking something, I would have Spat it out

Rolled 75 (1d100)

I guess our action should be to invite some halflings to the arena.

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>>39575209
>>39575045
>>39575214
>A2: Halflings
>72+10=82: Great success!
The outpost on the ice floe has just sent King Brakla a message! Between fun times with Catherine, he reads it:
>To the King Brakla
>My king, we have made great strides in studying these Halfling creatures! Their small frames are almost as hairy as our own, which is likely how they managed to live out on these hunks of ice for so long. We managed to roughly speak with them, and learned that each iceberg has it's own tribe of the little buggers! Their structures appear to travel far underneath the surface of the ice, tunneling down to the very bottom. They're not the strongest bunch, but appear to be quite crafty.

>A3: Runes
>76+10=86: Great success!
Some of the soldiers praise the runes as lucky charms, and adorn their weapons with more of the symbols drawn in Sleep dust. Soon enough, a warhammer is found to freeze anything it smashes into!
>Frost runes discovered!
>These runes freeze any single target on hard contact.

>A4: Militia
To make up for the losses, the militia sends out criers to spread the word of needing new recruits. They're overwhelmed by the sheer number of them.
>A5: Arena
>57+10=67: Success!
William brings up the thought of what to do with the halflings.
>"Maybeh we coul' make an arrena to see if t'ey can fight..."
Brakla has the Geomancers open up another pit in the ground to use as an arena.
>Arena constructed(?)

>A6: Invites
>75+10=85: Great success!
Another message is received from the outpost:
>To the King Brakla
>The Halflings have accepted! They will arrive soon!
>The Halflings will arrive in one turn!

>Research incoming

The auto button sucks. It's supposed to refresh every ten seconds but this time it took 3 minutes.

>>39575698
Yeah, I found that to, so i just update manually

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>>39575045
Research:
>R1: Staves
>21+10=31: Failure!
The Mages are as thrilled as anybody when they return home, and try to make this better by improving their Staves. All they do is make them very shiny, and they glisten in the sun like the Elven towers did.

>R2: Music!
>74+10=84: Great Success!
While the cheers of happiness and drunk laughter are all fine and dandy, the idea of some kind of, well, you're not quite sure what, but something to go to it would be perfect. One night, William get's the (drunken) idea to try and string a stick with some kind of hollow base. The end result is your civilization's first guitar and the birth of Rock n' Roll, Bagpipes Edition!
>Music discovered!
>Guitar invented!
>Chords invented!
>Victory music invented!

>>39575209
>R3: Boats
>59+10=69: HOT DAMN LUCKY NUMBERS!
While the partying is going on, some of the carpenters in Gorric get the idea to bulk up a longboat and increase the size of the mast. The end result produces a beautiful yet sturdy ship they dub "The Catherine"
>Caravels invented!

>>39575757
DEM LUCKY NUMBERS

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

If it's time for the next action I'd like to send out scouting parties in all directions, exploring what has yet to be discovered, drawing better maps, searching for villages and such.

DROZEN STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 4130
>Population Growth 150
>Population (Awaken) 395
>Population Growth 15
GROK STATS
>Population (Minotaurs) 1290
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 165
>Population Growth 5
GORRIC STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 450
>Population Growth 50
>Population (Awaken) 90
>Population Growth 5
>Population (Human)585
>Population Growth 65
HALFLING OUTPOST STATS:
>Population (Minotaurs) 30
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Awaken) 5
>Population Growth 0
>Population (Human) 25
>Population Growth 0
>>39575818
The name was the result of the numbers and Catherine's second favorite position.
>>39575853
Two actions (DnD and Scouting) have been taken!

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>>39575866
Nice

>>39575921
Thank you good sir.

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>>39575967

>>39576014

So you've got one action and a tech, and Shamed has the other half. You two split the last tech correct?

Rolled 88, 5, 19, 44, 26 = 182 (5d100)

>>39575866
>A1
>>39575853
>A2
>>39575214
>A3
Start a Tournament in the Arena, The Great Ice Tournament, For testing the Fight in everyone that enters
>A4
Upgrade the Walls
>A5
Make a Advanced Training Program for Elite Soldiers
>A6
Port's Choice
>R1
Try to Research What makes Runes do what they do, and how they do it, so we dont have to make random Scribbles and hope for the best
>R2
Try to get Aeromancers into the air, with a Glider or something
>R3
Port's Choice
>>39576117
Think so!

>>39576139
I think I will go soon, or I will be sleep lagged for a few days, and I got work on Monday
After the Next Turn, Im off :(

>>39576117
For the action I'll have the humans build a large statue dedicated to William. I guess I'll research the hafling language, making it so that humans and minotaurs can start learning it in school or whatever.

Rolled 63, 21 = 84 (2d100)

>>39576199
Forgot to roll.

>>39576199
No wait we can't control humans can we? I'll have the minotaurs build it to Bralak and Catherine instead. Make sure they include her pregnant tummy.

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>>39575866
>>39575853
>>39576139
>>39575214
Thank you Shamed!
>A1: DnD
>92: Amazing success!
A new game has started to spread around the settlements. The players call it "Dungeons and Dragons", with mythical creatures and people played in it. It takes off and soon halls are set up where the players can meet and play!
>A2: Scouting
>66+10=76: Above average success!
Having secured his southern border, Brakla sends out scouts to try and find anything of note. Some head west, others head north. What they report varies from vast stretches of mountains to the west to stretches of plains to the north, filled with nothing but waist high grass. However, all report that Guth's pit seems significantly bigger than before...

>A3: Arena
>88: Great success!
The arena's popularity soon rivals that of DnD, with many contestants entering regularly and making names for themselves with the human and tauren audiences.
>A4: Walls
>5+5=10: Another kid bites the dust
Considering how the forces easily smashed their way through the Elven walls, many Geomancers attempt to improve the walls. They end up sending a kid up into the sky.
>The kid will return in two turns.
>A5: Training
>19: Complete failure!
The Militia, intrigued by the idea of an elite shocktrooper brigade, try to organize. All they end up doing is pissing off some vets.
>A6: Statue
>63: Success!
The Geomancer's (well, the ones not sending children to outer space) create a massive obsidian statue in the center of Drozen. Brakla and Catherine blush simaltaneously and mutter thanks.
>Research and final Civvie post for the night incoming

>>39576509
Is the 'In 2 Turns' Serious, or are you just showing how far into space this kid went?

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>>39576509
Dungeons and Dragons confirmed. It will only be a matter of time before they invent /tg/ and they start a game within a game.

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>>39576702

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>>39576509
>>39576139
>>39576224
>R1: Runes
>19: Complete failure!
The Sleepers take an interest in the runes, seeing them as another form of Sleep to be utilized. They have little luck in the way of actually figuring them out, and end up ruining several weapons in the process.
>R2: Aeromancers
>44+5=49: Average!
The idea of flight had entered your Aeromancer's minds since the Battle of the Citadel. Rather than trying to make a massive blimp like the elves, they try to make some sort of self propelled flight machine. The end result is what can best be described as a primitive glider, though their quality varies.
>R3: Halfling language
>21: Below average failure!
Another message is sent to Brakla.
>To the King Brakla
>My king, as you know, we have a crude understanding of the Halfling's language. Unfortunately, they seem to constantly add new words to it and change around the rules. We've got no idea on how to properly decipher the language!
>>39576617
I am dead serious.

That's all for tonight guys! Any questions before we leave?

>>39576761
Will there be another session tomorrow? (Later today?)

>>39576783
Most likely yes. Same time, or earlier if neccessary.

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>>39576812
That's noice. Good night sweet prince.

>>39576783
Maybe, Ill wont be able to do it for this long tho
>>39576812
Agreed, wont be able to stay for long tho
>>39576828
Good Night

>>39576828
>>39576849

Good night to you good sir. Same to you Sleeper.

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>>39576849
>>39576858
See you space cowboy.