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You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

By your reckoning, you have six, possibly seven seconds before you need to move.

On the other side of the street, dust rises from the crumpled heap of rubble that was once a Triad high-rise. Burning cars line the road, the stuttered, orange glow of the fire seeming to bleed through the fugue of powered plaster, reminding you vaguely of the way dusk closes across the sky.

At the center of it all, tiny flicks of rubble sloughing off him like water, stands a tall, severe figure with photo-negative skin and a suit that seems to almost gleam white. His name is Mr. Negative, he regularly punches Spider-Man into the dirt, and you think you just dropped his house on him.

“Holy shit…” Says Lucas, his voice hushed, as if in awe. “That’s…”

“Yeah, I know.”

Still picking the occasional concrete crumb from his suit, he begins to walk toward you, his feet barely rousing the slightest sound from the rubble below.

>You are accompanied by Noriko, Laura, Julian, Hisako, and Lance

>Present Time: 23:30 PM
>Hunger Level: 5
>Current Funds: $2,020

>[ ] Split! Everybody run!
>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
>[ ] Ranged muties knock him off guard so that the others can charge him.
>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.
>[ ] Fight him yourself, everyone else runs.
>[ ] Write in.
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Also, just so you guys know, I've updated the 'Natural Weaponry' entry in the Tier 1 Mutations paste.
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>BOSS BATTLE
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>>39607731
Welcome back man.

>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.

While i am all for kicking ten shades of shit out of this guy, i do not think we can do it right now. We have completed what we wanted to do, lets GO.
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>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
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>>39607731
>>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
Try not to shit your pants JJ
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>>39607731
>[x] Make everyone invisible and run away
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>>39607731
>Range attack him to knock him off guard then stealth field everyone out of their while he recovers or gloats or whatever. Just pick everyone up and bail.
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He's at least Spider-man tier strong and can mind whammy us into being opposite and crazy with a touch IIRC.

I think today is the day we get a limb ripped off
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>>39607801
You forgot to drop your trip man.
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>>39607731
>>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.
teamwork yo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bouTIxPSmLo
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>>39607813
The shame burns in me with the power of a thousand suns.
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>>39607731
>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.
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>>39607731
>Ranged muties move in to engage, while the strong ones keep him off balance with projectiles
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>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties hold him back while everyone else runs.
>When he gets to close, everyone else disengage and we hold him off, mainly because we can get away easiest.
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>>39607731
>[ ] Ranged muties knock him off guard so that the others can charge him.
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>>39607731
>[ ] Durable muties engage him while the others keep him off-balance from afar.
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Seems like you guys are putting down covering fire while you run.

Writan.
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>>39607745
>Also, just so you guys know, I've updated the 'Natural Weaponry' entry in the Tier 1 Mutations paste.

And it's fucking awesome!
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>>39607977
is it scattering or flat up fleeing the fight?
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Here is something while we wait. Laura fanart as drawn by deculture.
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Holy shit you weren't kidding when you said you were going to run early. I'm sad I missed the vote. I'm tired of JJ always running away.

The other anons fail to realize that with all his powers JJ is on the same level as Spiderman. With all the other Mutant backing us up we could probably take him. Spiderman has.
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>>39608082
>Holy shit you weren't kidding when you said you were going to run early

I know right?

But Mr. Negative would fuck our shit up.
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>>39608082
We haven't failed to realize shit. Fighting this guy is not a good idea in a group.
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“We can’t do this.” You say, almost under your breath.

If it was Tombstone, yeah, sure. If it was the Owl? Definitely. Maybe even if it was a few of the Sinister Six’s revolving gallery. But, merely based on what Wikipedia can tell you about Mr. Negative and his annoyingly ambiguous array of superpowers, you don’t think you have much of a chance at bringing this guy down. Not without someone losing an arm (or worse) in the process.

Mr. Negative remains impassive as he advances toward you. He’s not smiling, but he doesn’t exactly look angry either. Just… inconvenienced.

“Someone’s going to die if we take him on.”

“Yeah.” Says Julian. You feel his power rattling through the various debris strewn across the road, lifting them just very slightly off the ground. “Him.”

“No.” You feel like you should be shouting, but you can’t. “No, we need to keep him off balance so we can get away. Everyone who can’t shoot stuff should already be running.”

“Lame”–

“Understood.” States Laura, interrupting Julian. Her eyes linger upon you for a moment, before she nods, turns, and bursts into a sprint. After a moment of hesitation, Hisako follows after her, then Lucas, the younger boy looking visibly torn with the decision.

You turn back toward Mr. Negative.

>Roll 3D20’s
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Rolled 3, 1, 9 = 13 (3d20)

>>39608103
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Rolled 19, 16, 17 = 52 (3d20)

>>39608103
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Rolled 19, 9, 3 = 31 (3d20)

>>39608103
Ohno.jpg
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Rolled 9, 6, 12 = 27 (3d20)

>>39608103
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Rolled 7, 15, 15 = 37 (3d20)

>>39608103
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>>39608107
>>39608113
>>39608115

so.. 19,1,17?

Unless we have a point we can spend on that 1.
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>>39608107
>>39608113
>>39608115
>1, 19, 19

Would you like to Karma that 1 or leave it?
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>>39608131
Spend it yo
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>>39608131

Would the Karma cause us to lose the other two?
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>>39608131
yes pls
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>>39608131
Karma
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>>39608131
Gotta keep people alive man!
>Spend
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>>39608103
>3D20
Can you explain the new system again?
I didn't really get it the last time.
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>>39608136
No. You'd make the roll again on its own, using the normal system.
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>>39608131
The 1 is JJ isn't it? Julian and Noriko rolled 19's and JJ rolled a 1.
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>>39608107
ALL IS LOST. Or at least one is super lost.

>>39608131
Karma please.
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>>39608144
There's no new system really. It's three rolls for each participant in the action. First roll post is always assumed to be JJ.
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>>39608144
I thought it was for all the ranged people at first, but we have 4 ranged guys so I dunno
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>>39608145

Yes please.
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>>39608134
>>39608139
>>39608140
>>39608143
>>39608158
It seems like you're burning your last point of Karma.

>KARMA SPENT!

Give me a normal D20 roll.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>39608183


Charlie don't surf
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>39608183
Rolling
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39608183
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>>39608191
Lol
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>>39608183
Maybe we should visit a buddhist temple or something.
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>>39608191
we can't fail karma rolls

nice try dice gods
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>>39608191

Fuck off, Me.
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>>39608191
No more rolling for you.
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>>39608188
3 19s? Wow, that's-

>>39608191
JJ noooooo.
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>>39608191
Can Karma rerolls critfail?
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>>39608191
...we need to meet someone with luck powers in action so we can crib their style.
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>>39608215

No.
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We should not have let Lucas run away. His power directly counteract Mr Negative's powers.
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>>39608222

JJ and his friends don't know that.
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>>39608211
>>39608215

you can't critfail karma rerolls

my 19 stands
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>>39608240
JJ knows that Mr Negative uses energy attacks and that Lucas can absorb energy. It's not that much of a stretch. There's a slim chance that Lucas might not be able to absorb Negative energy. But Crusty confirmed that he can.
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>>39608220
I could honestly get behind a costume like that.
Although, to properly reflect our hobo-ness it would need more duct tape patches.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>39608183
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>>39608256

Why clue people in on the fact that he's homeless?

With that regular costume they'll just think he's a normal asshole they'll see on a day-to-day basis.
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>>39608256
we'd probably end up buying a Spider-man mask from a bargin bin

and lose JJJ's support
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>>39608276
We wouldn't just add the duct tape patches arbitrarily, we'd add them because the jacket we fished out of the dumpster had holes in it.

What are we, some kind of poser hobo? Hoboser?
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>>39608278

We could explain ourselves to him in an interview with JJJ and Ben interviewing JJ.
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Meanwhile, at Avengers' tower...
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>>39608291

We could add duct tape to make it stronger, if that's possible.

Or cut the seams and slide in some metal for projection, then duct tape it up.
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You push with your mind, a stream of coherent light turning your vision blue and streaking over the rubble toward the advancing supervillain. Apparently, he either isn’t fast enough to get out of the way, or he simply feels no particular need to, because it strikes him square in the chest, ribbons of strange, semi-solid luminance curving off his skin upon impact. The force of the blast drives him back, slight, his feet grinding over the rubble, but he stays standing.

You think you hear him sigh in annoyance. Bracing himself against the stream of force, he brings up one arm as a bulwark against it, the constant, thunderous pressure seeming to have little actual effect on the motion. Slowly but surely, he begins to advance through the beam, as though pitching his weight through a hard wind.

Wow. This really isn’t hurting him much at all.

You are immensely relieved when a set of car doors, the soft green glow of Julian’s power clinging to their edges, sail over your head. They slam down on the supervillain from both sides, crumpling around him like tinfoil. He grits his teeth slightly, and a photo-negative fist tears straight through the folded metal. Still taking his time, be begins systematically tearing it off himself.

With a roar, Noriko unleashes a torrent of lightning. The air burns, the smell of ozone filling your nostrils, and for a moment you see nothing but sharp, bright white light. When it recedes, Mr. Negative is several paces back, his posture hunched slightly. Thick, acrid smoke rolls from his shoulders, the air around him seeming to shimmer and flex with heat.

Slowly, he stands back to his full height.

You think his hair might be slightly singed.

“Alright.” His voice is surprisingly soft. “You are more impressive than expected.”

He steps forward, and becomes a blur of motion.

>[ ] FFFFFF-everyone pile on the hurt!
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39608426
Monica>>>Mar'vel>>>>>Carol
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Sorry about the long waits by the way. I'm a bit drowsy.
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.

we're the only ones with a healing factor and superstrength
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
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>>39608456
>>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
Everyone else run. When they've gotten away we can stealth lizard.
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>>39608456
>Produce electricity, pump Noriko up for another shock, HURRY HURRY HURRY
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>This can only end poorly.
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
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>>39608456
Can't we just have Julian pick him up? Guy was lobbing around cars, he should be able to toss Negative around like a rag doll.
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>>39608483

Seconded.

>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
>[ ] Write in.

Tell everyone else to run away.
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>>39608456
>>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
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>>39608499
>Magic
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>>39608456
>[ ] Intercept him yourself.
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mind whammy or does JJ learn the exact amount of time it takes for a limb to grow back?
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>>39608456
>[ ] FFFFFF-everyone pile on the hurt!
Why did we tell all of the close range fighters tho run away?
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>>39608519

>>39608103
>But, merely based on what Wikipedia can tell you about Mr. Negative and his annoyingly ambiguous array of superpowers, you don’t think you have much of a chance at bringing this guy down. Not without someone losing an arm (or worse) in the process.
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>>39608475
>>39608479
>>39608480
>>39608483
>>39608496
>>39608497

>1D20
>DC16
>+4 modifier
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>>39608510
So maybe it won't work on him directly, there's gotta be something he can use to lift him.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39608530
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530
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>>39608519
>>39608456
>[ ] Write in.
Call our friends back.

Lucas and Hisako would be a shit ton of help right now. Mr Negative can't touch them.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530
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>>39608517
>mind whammy

If that happens, then it'll be like Silent Hill 2 for JJ's inner thoughts.
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>39608530
Oh geez.
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>>39608545
JJ still doesn't know that son.
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>>39608548
BAM
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>>39608519
I really hope Lucas ignored our order and comes back. He's the kind of kid to ignore an order.
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>>39608545
I've just blanked; what was Lucas' power again?
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>>39608547
Nice roll, have a dragon JJ.
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We should be trowing rubble at him, while shooting eye beams, aiming for eyes, to blind him. I am wagering superstrength item trows are stronger than telekinesis?

Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.
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>>39608583
>Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.

Those can be lessons that JJ realizes after this.
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>>39608576
http://marvel.wikia.com/Lucas_Bishop_%28Earth-1191%29
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>>39608583
We are the weapon, the only problem is physically touching this guy is a bad idea.
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>>39608583
>>39608599
This going to turn into another discussion why its a bad idea or can we skip that and people stop fucking panicking.

Seriously, as soon as everyone else has bailed we can slink away. JJ has near spider man ability to dodge shit, he will be fine.
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>>39608576
He absorbs energy and turns it into either; super strength, super durability, or shoots it right back at them only stronger.

Fun fact Negative energy is what give Mr Negative all of his powers.
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>>39608583
>I am wagering superstrength item trows are stronger than telekinesis?
There is no reason to assume this.
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>10 inch long blades that can cut through steel
Neat. JJ has super Bowie knives for fingers now.
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>>39608583
>Also why we have no weapons and armor? Like seriously we should had prepared for this.
No weapon or armor JJ could theoretically get would be of any use against Mr Negative. in fact, they would only slow JJ himself down.
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>>39608625
>near spider man
It's not "near spiderman" JJ's dodge is on the same level if not higher than Spiderman. Spiderman is faster but JJ is much better at predicting what's going to happen before it happens making him the superior dodger.
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>>39608680
The point still stands.

Get everyone else away while we tie up mr negative being the annoying magical hobo, then invis peace out.
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>>39608625
Not sure about magic. If we get our shit cursed, it might be bad. Also AOE attacks might be hard to dodge.

Still we should gear up after this.

>>39608668
We could be Lizard Krueger.

>>39608675
With super strength armor would not slow us down that much, and we should probably think of a weapon that can hurt most things to have in case super powers fail.
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>>39608700
We just need to give punisher a minute to line up his shot with his 50.cal
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>>39608707
The only gear we should use is a metal pole, and that's purely for delivering shock attacks or throwing it.

Very much against anything else.
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>>39608738
Maybe a bag of ball bearings to throw. The things we could do with our aiming powers and strength.
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>>39608547
>unnatural 20
>chilling success

You move without thinking. Everything just comes to a point at the front of your brain and you feel your legs pounding against the asphalt, claws pushing through your fingertips, horns tearing free.

The way Negative moves isn’t natural – he clears just short of half the distance between him and Noriko in two short, staccato snaps of motion. You’re no slouch yourself, though, and you bull into him as he tightens his muscles to make a third leap, your horns hitting the side of his ribcage with enough force to produce a slight clap of expanding air.

He grunts, shifting off balance slightly, and you arc a fist up into his face. A sharp, wet pain blossoms through your hand – his cheekbones are like concrete. His head snaps back slightly, lips curling in annoyance, and your danger sense screams along your spine. Ducking down, you manage to avoid being bisected by a horizontal chop, the air shrieking along his palm as it passes an inch over your horns.

You punch him again, and again, and again, a fury like nothing else burning in your breast. Your muscles groan, bones creaking and chipping and snapping along your knuckles.

He staggers back a little under the onslaught, raising an arm to shield his face, but you smell no blood upon your knuckles but your own.

>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
>[ ] Full power to ORA.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

now we are kung-fu fighting
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>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
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>>39608762
>>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
Maaaaan, I really wanna just go full JoJo but that's really not our strength
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>>39608762
>[ ] Full power to ORA.

ORA ORA ORA!
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>>39608716
And hey, we wouldn't technically be responsible for killing him! Not that the press would care, but it'd be a weight off us
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>>39608762
>Try to jam a claw through his ear into his head
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>>39608700
tie him up with what?

>>39608762

>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
Keep circling, try to hit him off balance.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
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Dat natural weapons update.

>Level 3: JJ’s claws may now be modified so as to be heavy or long (going to 18” at longest and thinnest). They are highly resistant to damage. At this level, JJ may protrude and retract a prehensile, spaded tail capable of gripping solid objects.
>Level 4: JJ’s claws may be shot, but take some time to regenerate. They are roughly as durable as adamantine. At this level, JJ may reform his legs into a digitigrade shape with hardened, keratin-like soles and claws. Though not as useful for climbing, these limbs allow JJ to kick harder and move faster over open terrain.
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>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
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>>39608799
figure of speech anon. Meaning to keep him busy.
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We can't get Noriko and Julian out of here while Mr Negative is on the offensive. I'm trying to think of ways we could win. Our claws can cut through steel but I don't know if they will cut Mr Negative.

I think Laura's Claws are the only thing that has a 100% chance of hurting Mr Negative. Or if Lucas drains some energy from him for other attacks to work. But their not here right now.
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>>39608806
I know what I'm voting for.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
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>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.

If people want they can still attack him. Probably wont do jack squat tho.

Go invisible, and run/fly away. Garb anyone who can't get away in your invisibility shield.

>>39608738
I would say metal chain, or cabling since we probably can control its movements like a whip, and strike around barriers, but I agree that we should get metal weapon for remote shocking.

>>39608755
Yea, we should get additional ranged weapons, beside eyebems. I don't see us using them that much, but good to have.

Also we should carry some gass/poison weapon (paper spray or something) for heavy armor things.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
>[ ] Full power to ORA.
This is one of those fights we can't ease up on. Kinda like practice against Kimura, in that way.
He's too strong to allow him any time to get his footing.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
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>>39608762
Use claws
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>>39608762
[x] Tell Julian to send this guy flying
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>>39608806

Aw shit, we can go full Velociraptor.
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>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
Wait till they are gone and lead him on a goose chase away from them, turn invis and disappear.
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>>39608785
The fuck is ORA?
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>>39608762
>>[ ] Shout for everyone to leave. You can get away yourself.
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>>39608874
Sound an anime character makes when using something or someone as a punching bag.
Basically a word for yelling like a tool.
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>>39608874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thSElRaIBxc
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>>39608874
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>people want to take mr negative on solo

no its fine. I like getting brainwashed and or beaten up.
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>>39608874
>Not knowing about JoJo
Fore shame anon.
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>>39608874
Crappy meme that has a 90% chance of getting spewed every time punching is involved in a quest.
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>>39608762
>[ ] Back off, let the others hit him with their stuff.
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>>39608874
Something to Stand by.
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Okay, looks like you're going to

>[X] Shout for everyone to leave.

What would you like to do to keep him busy during this?

>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
>[ ] Full power to Ora.
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>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.
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>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws
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>>39608806

Making claws as durable as adamantine was already sweet, but the legs upgrade seals it for me.

I wonder if there are any good videos of Batroc the Leaper fighting that JJ could get his hands on.
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>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
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>>39608920
>>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
Crackbitch immunity
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>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.

lets send him flying or make him smoke from friction
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>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
BEHOLD
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>>39608920
>>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
Are fists don't do shit.
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>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqgdWu4IvfM
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Remember when Laura Broke JJ's arms and legs during a sparring session despite JJ being much more durable? JJ had muscle memory at that time. Why don't we use those same moves against Mr Negative?
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>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
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>>39608806
That... sounds... Totally and entirely awesome and oh my god we have to pick this

>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Ora.
Unleash the beast
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>>39608920

Can't Mr. Negative do some nasty shit just by him touching you? I don't know if we should be punching him with bare hands.
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>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
while
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.

Don't need to get hit while hitting him. We can do both, right?

Aim for the eyes for maximum blindness.

>>39608899
I dunno why people want to fight someone, that is clearly immune to all our attacks.
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>>39608949

Seconded.

>>39608920
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>>39608920
>[ ] Full power to Claw-Ora.
JJ, use Fury Swipes!
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>>39608920
>>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
Doesn't look like we can hurt him much anyway
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>>39608806
I know what I'm voting for as well. Hot damn bullet resistance and increased land speed. We road runner now
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>>39608920
>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
>[ ] Full power to Ora
and >>39608949
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>>39608920
>[ ] Back off slightly and focus on dodging his attacks.
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>>39608920
>>[ ] Try to stab or slash with your claws.
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>>39608874
A punching meme, it's usually the sound someone in Japanese makes while pretending to punch something while voice acting
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>>39608920
>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
Aim for ankles and joints.
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>>39608920
>>[ ] Close range optic blaaaaasts.
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>>39608971
>>39608806

Since it mentions kicking harder and not just kicks doing more damage, does that mean it also improves JJ's ability to jump?
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>>39608762
>[ ] Write in.
Stop punching and dice his shit up.
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>>39608920
Try to utilize one of the techniques that Laura undoubtedly used to trip us or someone else at some point and augment it by optic blasting MNeg's face.
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>>39609023
Should do.
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>>39609023
I would certainly believe so. JJ jump good
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Wow, pretty divided.

I'm gonna go with

>[X] CLAWS

with a side order of

>[X] OPTIC BLAAAAST

>Combat Check
>DC17
>+3 modifier
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>39609060
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>>39609063
Smooth as fuck
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>39609060
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>39609060
Rolling
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>>39609063
Everyone stop rolling, it's done.
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>>39609023
That is correct.
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>>39609060
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>>39609063
Unnatural twenty! Good job anon!
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>>39609083
poop
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>>39609083
A little late buddy.
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>>39609083
your late goddamn it
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>>39609083
Boo, stinks but we succeed anyway.
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>>39609077

Awesome, how much of an improvement are we talking? I'm not even sure how far vertically/horizontally JJ can jump as it is, either from a standing position or with a running start.
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>>39609077
Yosh! Time to leap on top of roof tops and tree lines!
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>>39607731

What day will it be in HMQ once midnight strikes?
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>>39609117
Well, we're at roughly Spider-Man tier strength, and he can get around by jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
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>>39609171

Nah. We're still inferior in terms of strength to Spider-Man.
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>>39609060
JJ needs to use his legs more often, them kickers would launch anything backwards.
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>>39609171
Yes, but he has his swinging webs.

We can climb up walls, and jump to nearby roofs, but nowhere near as good as him.

If we had whips(/wires/chains) we could probably use them Indiana Jones style, wrapping around stuff, and then swing around.
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>>39609178
Ultimate Spider-Man, I'm sure we're as strong as or more strong then other Spider-Men.
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>>39609202

I don't think he's ever even utilized the fact that he can grow claws on his feet. Laura would be pretty well equipped to teach him how to make use of his weaponized-feet in a fight.

Unfortunately good shoes are a fair bit more expensive to replace.

>>39609236

If we upgraded adhesive it'd be a bit easier for JJ to just run/walk around on walls and leap between buildings. Considering how long it took for us to upgrade Tesla Hands though, I'm not holding my breath on Adhesive ever being thrown a bone.
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>>39609238

No we're not.
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>>39609236
Even without the webs, Spidey can jump several stories.
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>>39609236
That sounds like a job for expendable elbows!
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>>39609278

They're not that long. I think.

I could be wrong about that, however.
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>>39609267
Source? All confirmation I've read is we're weaker to Ultimate Spider-Man (aka our Spider-Man) I don't recall crusty saying we were weaker to other Spider-Men
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>>39609259
Wings 3 would be a better travel purchase first. Adhesive 2 will be worthwhile to get eventually.
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>>39609278
>>39609236

>If we had whips(/wires/chains) we could probably use them Indiana Jones style, wrapping around stuff, and then swing around.

ELBOW BLADES
Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs
Cost: 1
This ability allows JJ to protrude a pair of long, razor-sharp biological blades from his elbows. They have all the qualities that his current Claws & Fangs level bestows.

ELBOW SPINES
Requires: Level 2 Claws & Fangs, Elbow Blades
Cost 1
This ability allows JJ to extend his elbow blades atop a set of chitinous, spiny cords, roughly two meters in length. These cords are moderately prehensile.
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>>39609300
>http://marvel.wikia.com/Spider-Man_%28Peter_Parker%29

Granted, the wikia is iffy, but generally I think that's how strong he is.
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>>39609329
when have we seen this I thought we only go for things we have seen/experienced not just what what ever we want
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>>39609329
>This ability allows JJ to extend his elbow blades atop a set of chitinous, spiny cords, roughly two meters in length. These cords are moderately prehensile.
More abilities that can JJ can use during sex. Jesus Christ, this is amazing.
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>>39609369

That was just a theory, not actually something we've held strictly to.
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>>39609369
The pattern of powers followed what we had encountered before for a long time, so the theory popped up.

However, since the crate event, there is a whole grab bag of potential powers we don't even know we have been in the presence of.
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>>39609329
Yews but chains are cheaper, conduct electricity, can be longer, are disposable, and have other uses(like chaining people up, or making rope bridges or something).

While I am not opposed to getting them, we could just go to nearest shopping center, and get a roll of chain for 100$ (or cheaper, dunno chain costs) or just find some and loot it.

So then we can get photo 4 or something else with the points instead.
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>(1/2)

>>39609063
>unnatural 20
>blasphemous success

What was it this guy said? ‘More impressive than expected?’

You feel yourself burn with indignation. He’ll never underestimate you again after today.

Watching you in stern, weathered silence, he deflects one your punches with the flat of his palm, and you hear his opposite hand tightening into a fist. You shift back, and let the pressure peak behind your eyes. With a sound like a drum snapping, a short-lived flash of light bursts from your eyes, striking him just below the shoulder. It doesn’t hurt him – he doesn’t make a sound – but it does jerk one side of his body back slightly, the fist aimed for your chest now streaking through the empty air over your shoulder.

Through the thunder and the bright, pulsing red of the adrenaline, you notice chalky lines of his brow falling into a frown.

“Run!” You scream, your voice guttural and hoarse. “I’ve got this!”

Mr. Negative doesn’t appear to agree. His lips curl gently upward into something like a smile, and he swipes at you with the back of his hand. You can hear the air turning and twisting like fire in its wake – if he hits you, just once, it’ll ruin you.
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>(2/2)

Calling to mind Laura’s movements, you sway back, letting the limb pass harmless through the air before you. You see your opportunity beckoning.

As his swipe terminates, you bring your hand up, adhering your palm to the glowing fabric of his sleeve. He jerks away, but sticks fast – you’ve no doubt that, with that prodigious strength of his, he could break free pretty easily, but you’re counting on a moment of surprise.

His eyes widen. He freezes, just for a second, as though evaluating exactly what’s happening here.

Roaring with exertion, you extend your claws into several inches of razor sharp keratin, and stab them straight into the joint of his elbow. There is a sharp, painful sense of pressure that passes along your claws, reverberating up your fingers into your knuckles, and then something gives. It’s not much – it feels like trying to dig a blunt knife through solid ice – but your claws push very slightly through his skin, into the soft tissues beneath.

Mr. Negative lets out a quiet, sharp hiss of pain, and tears his arm away, his full strength making short work of your palm’s ability to hold him.

There must have been something about your voice earlier, because you can hear your companions running from the scene at full-pelt.

And now Mr. Negative’s attention appears to be entirely upon you.

>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
>[ ] Go on the offense.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
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>>39609488
>>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

If we turn our back on him, we are going to get nailed.
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>>39609436
>implying bladed elbow spines would only be useful for climbing.

You have little imagination anon. Look up Ellen Lied; we would be frighteningly powerful (if we also had the ability to selecltively make our spines invisible)
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>>39609436

I get your point, but actually having them be an extension of JJ's body would allow him to do a lot more with them then he could with a chain. He's no damn Ghost Rider.

Plus, eventually having two-meter long spiky prehensile tentacles topped with roughly-adamantine-strength blades is a fair bit better than any chain could be.
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>>39609488
>Go on the offense.
> Write in.
Nothing to hold us back now, unleash the beast inside.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Act as if you're running and vanish, but try and get the jump on him and go on the offensive instead.
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>>39609488
Comment on the lack of supers helping.
"Oh sure, I STEAL from you and Spiderman's on my ass like a fly on shit, but when he could actually help, where is he?"
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>>39609488
>>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
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>>39609488

>[X] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

We have to buy some time, but don't get cocky.
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>>39609527
Apart from a sense of self preservation perhaps?

We've just been wailing on this guy for a solid 5minutes now, and its hurting us more than him.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
CHEESE IT
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>>39609488
>>[ ] Go on the offense.
Optic beam him right in the eyes, and then vanish.
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>>39609536
Where is spiderman where you need him?

>>39609553
Let's me believe we can win Anon.
Don't take that away from me.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
Dodge and mock and mock and dodge. It works for Webhead and it'll help buy time.
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>>39609488
>>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Go on the offense.
Use his strength against him and break one of his arms the way Laura did.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.
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>[X] Concentrate on dodging his attacks a while before vanishing.

>Combat Check
>DC18
>+5 modifier
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>>39609632
SMOKEBOMB!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39609632
Shieeeet
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632
be the DOOM!
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>DC18
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>>39609647

You motherfucking slow piece of grarbage.
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>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
We are dead.
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>>39609643
I hate me, now and forever.
We could have had THIS >>39609647
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>>39609647
well.
That sucks.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>39609632
Rolling
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>>39609644
If only rolls without modifiers didn't count.
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>>39609671
Then that 20 wouldn't have.
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>>39609647
Fuck, can we have this for surviving the punch?
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>2 in the day
What the fuck CJ it's not even 1PM where I am
>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Guess we'll be shaking hands with the perky goth teenager real soon/
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>>39609681
Wow, I guess my eyesight is really going.
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>>39609681

But the 15 after would have seen us to victory.
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>>39609517
Yes, but that takes points, we don't have. We can get if if people vote for it, but people never vote for it, because they want something random.

We can vote for it, but until we get the vote, we should just get the option we can have. Yes super tentacles are better. But whip is good until we get them.

>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
>>39609647
Fuuuuuuuuuu
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>>39609681
but that 15 would have
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>>39609691
Fair enough. It's no nat 20, but it gets the job done.
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We don't have karma do we?
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>>39609710

We wasted it earlier in the thread.
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>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Best case scenario: we get the shit knocked out of us.
Worst case scenario: meet Nega-JJ
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>>39609710
Spent it earlier to try and attack him together to prevent crackbitchitude.
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>>39609710
karma is only for critfails

its been over 100 threads

why do anons keep fucking this up?
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>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646
Shit. Prepare your cloaca JJ
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>>39609488
>[ ] Lead him away before vanishing.
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>>39609643
>>39609644
>>39609646

I guess it was too much ask to get away from this unscathed.
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>>39609488
>[ ] Phase into the ground.
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>>39609729

Because some anons are afraid of failure.
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>>39609661
Nah, just hurt pretty badly.
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>>39609710
Karma is only for re-rolling crit fails. This is just good old fashion crack bitch.
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>>39609729
Too many QMs pussyfoot their way through shit. JJ may be a crackbitch, but he's OUR crackbitch, and we don't expect to just have shit handed to us on a plate.
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>>39609764
no, I mean karma can only be spent on critfails

regular fails are not applicable. its the mechanics.

i feel like anons have amensia sometimes

ah well, time to test limb regrowth
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>>39609809
A moral compass counts as a limb?
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>>39609821
he can just rip our arms off anon.
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>>39609830
so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_IRK867-U0&list=PLB55DF50269C18B48&index=8
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>>39609729
Different quests have different systems and people mix them up.
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>>39609809
Magic type person can probably track us from our limb, if he gets to keep it.

I hope he does not bother with that.
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>>39609941
Nothing I've read says he is in tune with the supernatural. I 'd wager he doesn't have a wizard on the payroll.
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>>39609941
Alternatively, if he were to toss the limbs aside thinking he got us, we can probably stick them back and not regrow them from nothing.
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>(1/2)

>>39609643
>14
>not quite

That’s it. You feel a weight lift from your shoulders.

You’ve done enough. You just need to stall him now. And while the thought of that fills you with gut-wrenching terror, it’s still something of a relief. You don’t know how many more times you could test your fists against this guy’s flesh before you ended up with hands like hamburgers. The adrenaline helps – it helps a lot – but it still hurts.

Shifting his weight so that his damaged arm is held somewhat back, the supervillain bears down on you, apparently much more inclined to take the offensive now that he knows he can be hurt.

You duck and weave, the breath pounding in your chest, every punch or kick or palm thrust closing within an inch of ruining you. You find yourself watching his movements almost with a sense anticipation – Mr. Negative’s attacks are linear, and sometimes they seem oddly out-of-place, but there’s clearly some kind of technique to them, and you can feel your muscles drinking it in.

Pirouetting to the side of a legitimately earth-shattering kick (seriously, the ground shakes and cracks spread where his heel hits the asphalt), you move to back further away, put some distance between you and him before you vanish, but he suddenly levers himself forward in a surprising burst of speed, the ground behind him upturning slightly at the force.
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>>39609996
this might hurt
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>>39609809
>limb regrowth
anon you don't know how Mr. Negative's touch powers work do you? Prepare for Silent Hill adventures
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>(2/2)

Your muscles bunch. You’ve just hit the ground, though, it’s literally impossible to –

The back of his hand slices through the air. You hurl yourself back with all the strength in your body, every bone, every muscle, every drop of blood pushing and screaming and burning.

And he clips you with the tips of his fingers.

There is an instant of not being on the ground, but you don’t recognize it till it’s over. The pain isn’t immediate either – first, you’re just aware of not being where you were before, being crumpled up on the opposite side of the road, the world seeming to have just snapped from one moment to another around you.

For a moment you can’t feel anything, and then you feel everything at once. Your ribs, fractured across one side, tiny shards digging like motes of fire into your lungs. The arm you’re lying on feels like a paper bag full of broken glass.

There is a long, slick trail of blood extending across the tarmac in front of you, leading all the way back to one side of your periphery.

You can’t feel one side of your face.

Rolling his shoulders, Mr. Negative strides toward you across the road.

>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.

lets not be around him
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>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
The blood trail will give us away if we run.
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>[x] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
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>>39610024
>Say an insult in Russian, then bolt while invisible.
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>>39610024

>[X] Vanish, try to run.

Where's Batman when you need him?
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
A single failure basically ruined us. Damn.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

RUNNNN
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>>39610024
>>[ ] Try to blast him back and run.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610024

>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
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>>39610054
This.
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>>39610024
>>[ ] Vanish, try to run.

Run the fuck away. Hold blood, wrap with clothes.

>>39610060
Lol good idea, keep it in case he catches up, tho, so it's harder to discern our location. Don't give away location, if we can.
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>>39610072
Peter is having a family emergency and Moon Knight is gonna let one dumb criminal get his ass plastered before he beats up the winner.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
Get to high ground!
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>>39610073
the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

>people just wanted to ORA ORA ORA him like they were a Jostar
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>>39610108
This. Lets fly away. On these wings of freedom.
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, try to run.
Preferably via flight, for maximum git gone. Running is slightly higher priority for me at the moment than vanishing.
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>>39610116
Not with broken ribs, we ain't flying. Flying muscles are supported by ribs.
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>>39610112

>the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

He can punch Spider-Man straight through a building, he's well above Spidey-tier.
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>>39610112
Jostars aren't really known for being overly smart when it comes to challenges of power.
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>>39610116
With a broken arm that is going to be our wing? With broken ribs?

Great plan

>captcha: deadd

True dat
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>>39610112
>the guy is at least spider-man tier strong

He's stronger than Spider-Man
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>>39610112
Hey, Spider-Man had trouble punching him too. We aren't the only pleas who vastly underestimated his strength
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>>39610136
>>39610143
We just got our head smacked around. JJ ought to be a little bit confused by now. It's well in character.
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>>39610112
we did pierce his skin
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>>39610024
>[ ] Vanish, pretend to be gone.
I guess fighting him was a bad idea.
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>>39610160
Negative can corrupt/brainwash people we should not hang around doing stupid shit.

>>39610162
We freaking scratched him with claws+super strength. He is more durable than steel plate. Dunno what we(or anyone else) can do to him.
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>>39610162
If we were african, gay or a junky this might result in Mr. Negative becoming positive, but alas none of that applies.
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Joyce vs Negative would be fun.
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>>39610196
Could he beat himself?
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>>39610191
I mean, most of the options we chose were for buying time and escaping. Not once did we choose to directly confront him
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>>39610196
>freaking
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>>39610196
It was a joke. Calm down.
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>>39610162
JJ trying to fight Negative is like a normal dude armed with a letter opener trying to fight a rhino. Could probably pierce the skin, but good fucking luck with that.
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>>39610191
fighting him alone was a bad idea.

but the idea of dealing with nega-Laura would have been just as bad if not worse
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>>39610220
>buying time
By letting him throw punches at us while we try and dodge. That's close enough to fighting for me.
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>>39610196
We did not fucking 'scratch' him. We gouged into his arms, which was difficult, but certainly not just surface layer damage
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>>39610112
Why does no one remember that time Laura showed JJ moves that where specifically designed for fighting people stronger than us. And Why didn't anyone vote to use those moves on the guy that's stronger than us?
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>>39610242
Nega Laura?
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>>39610254
I mean yeah I guess, but there's likely a difference between that and just punching him head on, given we were given separate options
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>>39610139
Say that to Joseph.
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>>39610270

Why didn't you link to it while voting so other people could see and agree?
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>>39610270

He wasn't exactly in the best position to learn said moves, being broken in a puddle of his own spit, blood and tears.
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>>39610270
Because this guy is ultra durable (as in takes no damage), and has touch attack that mind rapes people?
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>>39610277
he can invert people and make them jerks and his slaves with a touch.
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>>39610270
>>39610285
Yeah faggro, it's all your fault
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>>39610270
It might have something to do with that being a passive ability and JJ failing the DC to use those moves maybe? Though on the other hand maybe specifically suggesting we use that skill subset would have lowered the DC? Kind of hoping OP chimes in on this now...
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>>39610242
>Negative's touch inverts the morals and personalities of his victims
So the opposite of Laura, the recovering ex-assassination weapon... Nurse Laura?
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>>39610196
>Dunno what we(or anyone else) can do to him.
>or anyone else
-Laura's claws could cut through him like butter.
-Lucas could absorb his attacks and shoot them back at him
-Julian could throw him across the city. Or at least a few blacks.
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>>39610314
>recovering ex-assassination weapon
>Nurse Laura
Degenerating nurse Laura, I think.
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>>39610314
So instead of being more likely to kill she'd be less likely?
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>>39610314
>>39610337

Nah. We'd have Laura with the personality of Kimura.
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>>39610327
>Julian could throw him across the city. Or at least a few blacks.
So, through Harlem?
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>>39610281
>mfw by running away we are more like the joestars than by choosing ora ora
Ancient secret move of the Joestar family.
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>>39610285
I did bring it up while voting. Everyone just ignored it. >>39608949
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>>39610344
that would take orders from Mr. Negative...
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>>39610277
Mr.Negative can pummel that negative energy into people turning them evil temporarily.
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>>39610359

Because all you did was post a query and no links to any proof.
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>>39610359
That's not likely an interprebale skill set given how much fucking pain we were in
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>>39610314
Overly emotional Laura? Queen of melodrama and best big-sister/leader of the Layla-ian Horde?
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>>39610327
-Laura would injure him, and then get inverted
-Lucas would get bitchslaped when close to him
-Julian does not even lift bro (he would have, if he could?)

dunno running away makes more sense.
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>He inverts people
Does that mean Julian would turn into a 100% total bro, because he's already an asshole?
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>>39610285

people were voting between claws,lasers, dodging, and a Jojo reference.

write ins often get lost in the shuffle
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>>39610314
wouldnt Laura hate JJ then since she love him?
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>>39610404

It doesn't work that way. Someone who was already an asshole would just become an even bigger asshole with enhanced abilities, but totally loyal to Mr. Negative. But the more good a person was, the more powerful their negative version is.
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>>39610404
He'd be the kind of guy that seems like a bro but is actually the worst kind of asshole on the inside
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>>39610390
Does Julian really need to lift thow? Can't he just punch him directly in the brain/spinal cord to incapacitate Neg from a distance?
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>>39610414
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>>39610374
>>39610307
Does that mean JJ is going to try and murder the shit out of everyone?
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>>39610404
probably flip flop his hateboner for humans to hate boner for muggas
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>>39610421
>loves

god damn S key
i gotta hold you for 5 seconds if i want to use you
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>>39610379
>no links to any proof.
Why the fuck do I need proof? Do you read the quest? Do you not remember what has happened in the quest? If I say that Laura has claws would I need to provide proof?

If you haven't been following the quest and don't remember things that have already happened why are you here?
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So Mr. Negative can force alignment change in a target if he hits them and they fail their Will save?
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>>39610446
>A self hating mutant
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>>39610444
He kinda already has animalistic instincts/inclination towards eating/killing people.
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>>39610461
so he becomes jj
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>>39610459

Yes, along with a potent physical attribute buff. The farther their alignment was from Evil, the more bonuses they get.
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>>39610459
yeah, Spider-man almost killed Betty Brant under his influence
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>>39610451
>i gotta hold you for 5 seconds if i want to use you
> what nega-Laura says to JJ
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>>39610503
No way JJ is that quick a shot in bed
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>>39610455
>Why the fuck do I need proof?

Because when you say something is true or will happen, you need to back that up.

>Do you read the quest? Do you not remember what has happened in the quest?

Yes and yes. But sometimes people forget shit, and sometimes the threads I go back to reread does not have certain information stated.
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>>39610444
I'd say he'd turn into a mishmash of Sabertooth, Creeper and Shocker.
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>>39610534
>Shocker

You mean Electro.
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>>39610544

No, definitely Shocker.
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>>39610559

How? Shocker doesn't shock people.
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>>39610520
That's just the time spent on foreplay.
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>>39610444
Nega-JJ is a pipe hitting Alpha with a selfish streak who gives into his urges?
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>>39610567
Don't mock the Shocker
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>>39610414
Once you get to a certain number of players write-in become impossible. HMQ reached that point a long time ago. I don't know why anyone bothers even attempting write-in's anymore.
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>>39610521
. . . . . Nigga, Laura having claws is kind of her main schtick. She's a Wolverine clone.
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>>39610521
Not that anon, but that scene was really recent. It's not like it was difficult to remember what he was talking about.
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>>39610582
Don't forget he's glad Joyce is gone and hopes she's dead.
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>>39610611
and he loves hospitals and wants to start making and selling Jack
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>(1/2)

>[X] Vanish, try to run.

“You didn’t do poorly.”

There is a quiet strength to his voice. It stretches and distorts through your skull, like blood clotting and unclotting. He sounds almost sympathetic to your position.

“It was smart, the way you managed to hurt me.” You try to move your arm. It shrieks back at you to stop. Your eyes remain fixed on Mr. Negative as he approaches, his hands busying themselves with his suit, smoothing it down – not that you can see any creases on it. “You fight a lot like the Spider-Man. Whoever paid you to do this, however, probably knew that he’d never bested me either.”

What is that in his eyes? Your world is all topsy-turvy and… and a little bit red… but you can see his expression, and you can’t quite place it.

“Such a waste.” He says, a genuine tenor to his voice.

Something like lightning, but black as ink and radiating an almost palpable sense of chill, coils along his fingers.
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>>39610521
Not him, but no, you don't have to prove something that should have already been read by the playerbase. And obviously the couple people who supported him had read the scene.

Now stop being a fucking retard.
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>>39610600

You could link it.

>>39610599

I never said anything about Laura having claws.
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>>39610611
His riastrid is a transformation into a holy form, complete with halo and angelic choir
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>>39610567

I think he meant personality-wise.
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>>39610627
>Now stop being a fucking retard.

Same to you, friend.
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>(2/2)

You vanish.

He stops for a moment, blinking in surprise, before glancing either way.

Pulling yourself up hurts like nothing else. It takes all you have not to scream. Your ribs rake against your lungs, hot, fresh blood spilling through and from you. Your arm dangles uselessly at your side, broken in more than one place. You think you’ve left a large chunk of your right ear on the tarmac. You think your ankle is twisted, or broken, or something, too.

You drag yourself along the road, hobbling along as fast as you can, glancing occasionally over your shoulder.

Mr. Negative moves up to the smear of blood that was, a moment ago, under your head, and passes his hand across the tarmac.

Slowly, his gaze trails along the road, seeming to follow in your wake. Eventually, he stands up, and smiles almost sadly.

“You’re bleeding a great deal.”

You feel your stomach sink as he begins to walk after you.

>[ ] Fuck fuck maybe you can climb with one hand?
>[ ] Blast at him while you run.
>[ ] You think you can hear sirens. Head towards them.
>[ ] Write in.

By the way, to this advising stopping the blood, there's simply too much of it.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Blast at him while you run.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Fuck fuck maybe you can climb with one hand?
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>>39610652
>>[ ] Blast at him while you run.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Blast at him while climbing.
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>>39610652
>“You’re bleeding a great deal.”
I hate it when I'm right.

>[ ] Fuck fuck maybe you can climb with one hand?
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>>39610652
>[ ] Blast at him while you run.

he can knock down anything we can climb
I don't wanna go to a camp

so BEHOLD it is
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>>39610652
>[ ] Blast at him while you run.
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>>39610652

>[X] Fuck fuck maybe you can climb with one hand?

Use those damn foot claws if that'll help with climbing.
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>>39610652
>[ ] You think you can hear sirens. Head towards them.
If we start painting a wall with our blood he's just going to know which one to punch down. The sirens are our best bet, unfortunately.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Blast at him while you run.

If we try to climb, we'll either fall or he'll jump up after us.
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>>39610706
I'm pretty sure they'd just cut through what he's climbing.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in.
Distract him while you're healing by trying to barter your way out by giving info about the tablet theft.
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>>39610652
>[ ] You think you can hear sirens. Head towards them.
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>>39610652
Find something made of metal and climb it. Electricity. Electricity everywhere.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in.
"I wonder what caused that"
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>>39610652
>>[ ] You think you can hear sirens. Head towards them.
Its camps for you JJ. Time to get opressed.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in.
I don't suppose we know where the nearest large body of water is, do we?
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>>39610652
>>[ ] Fuck fuck maybe you can climb with one hand?

Climb smart, try to jump up on a roof, or in a window, or something. We need to bandage up our wounds, before we bleed out.
Also its easier to hide blood trails on roof, as they are less expected.

Number 1 priority is to stop the bleeding.

>>39610736
>>39610707
You guys, we are a mutant. Police will put us in concentration camp and gass us, or worse
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>>39610652
Find the closest sewer cover. Blast it open and jump in.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in.
Distract him while you're healing by trying to barter your way out by giving info about the tablet theft.

We could blame this on creeper!
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>>39610652
Spider-man where are you? Need you to come distract this dude. Moon moon? Help?

Shame the arm is ruined or we could transform both of them into wings and bail into the air.

>Just run freaking fast. If he catches you Laura will be sad so haul ass hobo scum.
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>>39610748
>and gass us

They don't do that.

They put people to work, not kill them.
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Why is everyone suggesting we drop our invisibility when we know he has super speed?
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in.
Try to stall him while you heal yourself.
Tell him that the mutants don't take too kindly to the fact that he's shown interest in mutant drugs.

Also tell that Creeper stole the tablet.
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>>39610748
>Police will put us in concentration camp and gass us, or worse
They'd probably just shoot us, honestly.
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>>39610652

>[X] Blast at him while you run.

It won't hurt him, but at this point every single second he's not right in JJ's face counts. Aim for his eyes, block his vision as much as possible.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Write in

While hobbling away faster "yeah i'm probably going to die from blood loss."
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>>39610733
Sounds good. I don't know if we got healing good enough for that, but at the very least we reveal Creeper to him.
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>>39610771
>>39610733
This is what we should try to do.
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>>39610765
>people
We are mutant.

>>39610773
Yea, shooting is likely too.
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>>39610756
>>39610771
>>39610756
These. JJ isn't bad at persuasion.
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>>39610771
We don't heal that fast. It'll take a few days to walk this off.
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>>39610750
Second that, water will help erase the blood trail.
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>>39610782
>>39610739

These, the least we can do is snark at him.
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>>39610748
>You guys, we are a mutant. Police will put us in concentration camp and gass us, or worse
And blasting Mister Negative took 3 mutants to be noticeable. And the police would be more preoccupied with a known super villain.
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>>39610788
>>39610798

Well, we can focus the healing, so that we can patch ourselves up well enough to make a run for it.

HEALING FACTOR (LVL3): JJ can rapidly heal cuts, bruises, and wounds caused by small arms fire. He may concentrate to heal broken or shattered bones quicker. He can regrow lost limbs… over the course of several days. Blood loss is much more tolerable for him and he has a significantly reduced chance of suffering from infection.
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>>39610652
>[ ] Tell him about the fucking tablet. Get this guy wanting Creeper dead.
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>>39610796
>We are mutant.

They put people to work. They don't kill them.
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>>39610750
Seconding the sewer
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>>39610797
>>39610756
>>39610771
>>39610756

Throwing in my support for shifting some of Negative's ire onto Creeper. If JJ suspected he was going to die, it'd be totally in-character for him to throw in one last Fuck You to Creeper.
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>>39610750
Voting for the sewer.
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>>39610750
Thirding the sewer, great idea anon, hadn't even thought of that. And if it gets hard to move, we have our flexibility expac in play if things get dangerous
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>>39610771

Seconded.

>>39610750

SECONDED
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>>39610847
Also echolocation. It's probably dark down there.
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>>39610750
Seconding, the sewer is our best option given all the fumes there that would cove our scent
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Okay, it seems like two write-ins have gathered some steam.

Would you like to

>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610750
Seconded
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610652
>>39610750
Fiving sewer, we are well equipped to handle dark, cramped spaces if things get tricky while Mr. Negative is not.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.

While we

>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
Time to tunnel snake.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.

this isn't the time to fail a bluff check
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>>39610899
Both
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>>39610899
We can fall back onto either if one starts failing, so I'll go with
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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We have invis 5 right? So wouldn't the blood stay invisible for a few seconds? It might not help in the long run but it gives us a slight advantage
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>>39610899
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.

Patch the wound, and keep it out of the shit. Being infection resistant does not mean its a good idea to smear shit in open wounds.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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Man, can you imagine how gross JJ's wounds are gonna be? I mean, healing should make the infections less nasty, but this shit is gonna be dirty
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>>39610921
Not the time to fail a running away check or not getting rekt by Mr. Negative check either. Or any check, really.
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>>39610907
>Manhole

Or since we're in NYC I guess any of the subway air duct system would also work.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
Is both not applicable? We can talk and search unless you arbitrarily say we can't.
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>>39610932
We don't have a medical kit.
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>>39610968
We have lvl 3 healing factor.
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>>39610957
>subway air duct system
That is a much nicer option than a sewer.
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contortionist ability could squeeze through a storm drain maybe?
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>>39610968
Wrap it with our clothes, and press down.
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>>39610957
>Get hit by a speeding subway train

Mr.N might feel that one.
JJ would just die though.
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>>39610951
Healing literally eats the bacteria that makes us smell dirty; we'll be fine with a quick wash.
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>>39610899
>[x] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>>39610921

Not really a bluff.

More like telling the truth.
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>>39610968
Wrap it in cloth and apply pressure. If you want to get real fancy, steal a beer or liquor bottle and douse our wound with that.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>JJ goes riastrad
>Mr. Negative inverts riastrad JJ
>???
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>>39611010
JJ becomes enlightened and goes to live on top of a mountain.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610899
>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
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>>39610966
You can totally check both options if you want.
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>>39610899
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers
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>>39610925
Changing this to both options because we're able to do that.
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>>39610999
>not keeping a bottle of scotch close to your heart all the time to disinfect wounds on the go
Amateurs
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>>39610899
>Both
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>>39611030
then both
>>[ ] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.
>>[ ] Stall with tall tales about Creeper.
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>>39610899

>[X] Stall with tall tales about Creeper while looking for an exit route--sewers or otherwise.
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>>39610899
>both

crusty said we could do both
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>>39610733
This is pretty good.
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>>39611030
Then both, please.
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>>39610899
Both! It'll probably be an increased DC, but if we have a chance to pass both checks we should be in the clear.
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>>39611030
Can I vote against talking? I'd really rather we didn't inadvertently instigate an alliance between Neg and Creeps.
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>>39611030
Yes please.
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Wouldn't tales of Creeper leak back to him and make it so much harder to actually kill him when we try to do that? He's going to be even more of a paranoid asshole if he finds out JJ 1v1'd Mr Negative and didn't instantly die.
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>>39611030
Both
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Well, there are a bout a million and one votes for

>[X] Look for a manhole, get into the sewers.

So there we go.

This next roll is pure luck. Give me a D20, and add a +1. JJ was heroic enough to deserve at least that.
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>>39611067
Talking reveals our location? Don't talk, unless he already knows exactly where we are.
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>>39610899
>Sell out creeper while looking for a manhole.
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>39611113
Rolling
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>39611113
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>39611113
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>39611094
>Creeper goes so underground he rents from the Mole Man.

>>39611113
Alrighty, time to die.
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>>39611094
...what? I mean, we didn't 1v1 Negative, we got our arm broken and are desperately trying to escape. Doesn't paint a pretty high profile picture of JJ in my book
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>>39611131
Should be good enough?
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>>39611113
No + for senses?

>>39611131
Good job?
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>>39611131
preddy good

Do you guys think Blonde Phantom could hook us with a physician to check on our wounds?
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>>39611122
>>39611124
>>39611131
bretty gud, we may not get creamed
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>>39611131
Good old get the fuck outta here.
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>>39611135
Tis a good advert for more subdermal. put that up to higher levels and we should bleed less, which will help in situations like this.
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>>39611135
we injured negative and helped our friends escape

he has been known to fuck up spider man this is a great moment for JJ
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>>39611131
well done anon
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>>39611094
Yep. If anything we should be complaining about Spiderman an how easy he makes it look to kick Mr. Negative's ass.
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>>39611163
Not really, for situations like fending off Mister Negative. Gunmen, sure, super villains with weird powers, not so much.
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>>39611141
If it's not enough then I will cry
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>>39611135
>we didn't 1v1 Negative
Yes we did. We didn't do well at all, but we literally just fought Negative 1v1 and didn't die.

>Doesn't paint a pretty high profile picture of JJ in my book
It's enough to make someone like Creeper even more nutty and avoidant.
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>>39611094
Creeper already knows we can escape Spiderman (even if that was pure luck and diplomacy, but what he doesn't know won't hurt him) He's probably already on edge about JJ, especially given his rapid growth in abilities.
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>>39611172
False advertising is what I would call that. I suggest we call up that nice Peter fellow and ask if he can use his newspaper connections to make a damning article about this slandering, hobo-heroes endangering madman happen.
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>>39611181
The reactive constriction on wounds would close bleeding blood vessels, so it would help.
Granted not much, this is still Mr Negative.
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>>39611131

In before only a natural 19 or 20 would have been enough in this situation.
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I fucking hate Moon Knight so much god damn.
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>>39611094
You're being a bit too paranoid anon, especially given how 'well' we did, which wasn't that great at all
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>>39611135
We survived taking a hit. That's pretty good reason for Creeps to be paranoid.
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>>39611210
It should save us from early game over at least.
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>>39611220
It was Laura's plan to get them to hunker down in their safehouse and crash their place, literally.
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>>39611094
What else is new? Creeper should already be concerned about us given we trashed his Jack lab and escaped dozens of mercenaries and paramilitary group's top mutant agent
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>>39611135
we leveled his base and fucked up his mooks and assets.

and JJ was the only one Neggy got a good look at/paid the most attention to
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>>39611220
...mind if I ask why? This doesn't really look like it's his fault
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>>39611172

Spider-Man never kicked Mr. Negative's ass.

>>39611094

Him getting more and more paranoid will be good.

Soon his mental state will deteriorate, if it hasn't already, and it will cost him some friends.

>>39611220

Why?

He didn't make JJ attack the Triads. JJ did that himself.
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>>39611220
>being this much of a bitch niggah

Man if you were scurred to get hurt, then you should have pushed to not do this, pussy.
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>>39611244
>>39611263
>>39611274
>>39611276
What the fuck are you even talking about? He gassed us.
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>>39611263
Not that anon, but did Moon Knight know we were going to assault that place? He might well have known Negs was going to be there.
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>>39611220
we were planning do shit like this before moony, all he did was give us dosh and a swag phone
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>>39611263
He sent JJ a message that provoked him to take direct action against the criminals. It is a strenuous connection, but it exists
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>>39611276
I thought we were pretty mothafuckin gangsta myself.
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>>39611220
How is this his fault you fucking sperg? We were the ones to use his phone, no one forced us to attack the Triads. If you're worried about our broken arm, it'll fucking heal. Jeeze
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>>39611312
>How is this his fault you fucking sperg?
I never said it was, you illiterate sperg.
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>>39611300
And? He didn't coerce or threaten JJ to do it, we just took his advice and used his phone
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>>39611312
>>39611329
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>>39611312
Then if there's no fault, there should be no hate, unless you're being a dumb cunt.
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>>39611347
I am the Once and Future Sperg.
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>>39611343
Hence strenuous connection
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>>39611365

The sperg in the darkness,
The waterhead on the walls.
The shield that guards the realms of mongs.
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>>39611367
Alright, but it's a serious stretch.
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>>39611131
>19
>success

“You don’t have to bleed out.” His voice trails after you, just footsteps not far behind. “I don’t believe in waste.”

You ignore it. He’ll snap your neck or worse. You focus on healing, on stitching yourself back together – you can already feel your ankle reasserting its proper form, bones clicking and grinding back into shape. You’re going to get away.

“Come back.” He says, sternly. “Let me make you better.”

Christ Christ Christ could this guy be any more foreboding. You shuffle at maximum thrust along the road, your eyes scanning the street for anything that might help you, any way out.

Your heart swoons in your chest when your eyes fall upon a manhole in the center of the road.

Putting a little more pressure on your damaged ankle, you grimace, picking up the pace. Mr. Negative continues strolling after you at a leisurely pace – you guess it’s hard to tell exactly how fast you’re going from the sporadic drops of blood you’re leaving.

Making it to the manhole, you waste no time in tearing the metal disc free.

“Wait,”– Begins Negative, his voice still soft, but you feel the sharp flourish in your spine warning you of imminent danger.

You jump in.

Something slices through the air over your head. It’s a short, dark drop, the sound of running water etching out the tunnel below as an audiogrey picture in the black of your brain. You try to land more heavily on your uninjured foot, but it hurts nonetheless, sharp, stabbing pain crawling up your leg as you splash down amidst the waste products of NY.

The smell is overwhelming, but you push it to the back of your mind.

Clutching your bloodied arm close, you vanish into the dark.

>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
>[ ] Try to head South, toward the Scar.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.

Just move and heal.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
And hope the Lizard-Elf doesn't meet a Lizard.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
Ha ha time for sewer gators!
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
Welp, we survived.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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>[x] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
We can resurface later and find our bearings. Maybe txt Laura something like "ribs broken, must lay down for a while xoxoxox''
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.

Move wherever, focus on healing, and not getting shit in the wounds.
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Try to head South, toward the Scar.
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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Our wounds are so going to get infected
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.

Inb4 we meet the morlocks.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
Woo, time for Morloks!
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>>39611451
>Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow
>[ ] Write in.
Call up Moon knight if we can after awhile, update him on what happened.

Maybe he knows of Mr. Negative's weaknesses.
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>>39611516
If they actually do get infected, we can just cut the infected part out with a claw.
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>>39611517
>>39611525
>hive mind
fucking muties

>>39611516
I don't think so, our
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>>39611516
Well good luck to anything that thinks it can infect a fast healing mutant.
Our cells don't play by the rules, JJ will just be sick for a few days at most.

>>39611526
Moony probably already knows what happens, he watches everything. I expect a text from him at some point.
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>>39611516
Nah, our immune system is above the norm. So long as we treat it as soon as we get out of there, we should be fine
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>>39611542
We are literally rolling in shit. Probably not gonna die from it, but it is not good.
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>>39611451
>>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
Oh god oh god oh god oh god
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.

hope we don't run into any sewer alligators
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>>39611561
Yeah, but we arnt going to have anything long lasting. It'll just be a couple of... shit days.
Maybe get nursed by Laura when we pick up a fever or something.
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This is the part in the movie where the victim think they got away from the psycho. Turns out they didn't.
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>>39611451
>[ ] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.
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>>39611561
Yes, but newsflash most humans and muties don't have healing regeneration. Both Wolverine and Laura benefit from a powerful immune system, and we likely benefit a little as well
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>>39611563
What you dont want to meet nega lizard?
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I can't wait to break into some dude's house to use his shower and get poo on everything!
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>>39611584
>implying we didn't just enter Silent Hill's sewers
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>>39611595
I Imagine we can ask Peter to hose us down.

If neighbours ask, he can say we are a komodo dragon borrowed from the Zoo for a biology assignment.
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>>39611347
Actually, a fast food place that always got my order right to the point of neurosis would be really nice.
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>>39611612

Yeah, it would be nice.
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>>39611612
I feel you man, I feel you. I too would love obsessive detail in my service.
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>>39611612
And with a billion options if you ask. Why would other fast-food places even exist at that point?
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I don't know about you guys, but I really love it whenever Mr.Negative has lines. Crusty manages to make 'em thick with charisma even through text.
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>>39611657
Yea, the writing is awesome.

Great job Crusty.
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>>39611657

I don't think he has charisma, but terrifying calm instead.

Like he makes me shit my pants.
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>>39611451

>[X] Move aimlessly. Leave no pattern to follow.

In before Negative starts blowing the street apart. He doesn't quite strike me as the type to actually jump into a sewer.
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>>39611685
Sometimes charismatic and pant shittingly terrifying have very little difference between them.
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>>39611685
And he slow-walks constantly during fights.
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>>39611697

True. I just interpreted charisma as being likeable.
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>>39611685
Charisma is subjective. Honestly, I could see how some people think he's charismatic. His other split personality is a very affable, kind man who cures cancer.
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>>39611652
And instead of open tables there are little cubicles with just enough space for one person.
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>>39611690
To be honest, he'll probably go see to his men.
He does have an entire house of his goons he probably cares about, and its better to get it done now before the police show up.
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>>39611719
It's not so much charisma as it is manipulation with utter confidence behind it.

Those who felt it was charismatic should consider that point fairly carefully.
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Well, we'd best find a nonactive hobby, maybe scrap booking, stamp collecting, knitting, or pornography, because I think we'll need it.

That reminds me, imagine if there was some supervision who literally just went around stealing stamps for his collection.
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>>39611777
Dumpster diving.
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>>39611764
It is often surprising how easy it is to manipulate someone if you sound confident.
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>>39611790
Far too true.
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>>39611777

I say help Kevin make art and/or get a job for Ms. Hardy in her videos.

We could sell the art and Crusty said the videos would pay around the area of $5k per film.
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>>39611786
This, our clothes are fucked and we're probably hungry.
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You spring off aimlessly into the gloom. The muck and the shit washes away any trace of your presence as you turn this way and that through the labyrinthine net of tunnels that spread out under the skin of New York. Someone once told you that the city was as deep as it was tall, and you believe it – your head swimming, you quickly find yourself losing any sense of direction.

Slowly, your foot mends itself, and your hobbling, awkward gait transforms into more of a very unenthusiastic jog. You don’t think the skin was broken down there, so you shouldn’t have to worry about it getting infected… but your face, your arm, your ribs… those are a different story. You’ve been careful to keep your injuries as far from the stew of filth below, but you’re in a goddamn sewer, there’d probably shit in the air here.

Slowing your pace, you fumble for your phone, sending a quick message to Laura.

>Im alright
>got away, will be back
>don’t worry

You ears perk up. Something moves in one of the tunnels ahead. Something shaped like a human.

Your skin crawls. You remember the stories, straight from the crusty lips of veteran hobos and ancient filthpickers, about lizardmen living amidst the filth of New York.

>[ ] Fuck run.
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
>[ ] Fuck it. “Come on then, if you think you’re hard enuff!”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39611810
They'd also attract the Facility's attention.
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611835

How the fuck would they find out?

Plus they won't care, and we can wear a mask.
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>>39611825
>[x] Eyebeams make everything better
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
We have enough to deal with. pls no more
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Fuck run.
Nopenopenopenope. We've had enough of this shit for one day. Time to get back home, take a shower and bang our girl or... you know, eat food. Either works.
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>>39611825
> Be quiet don't breath listen carefully
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611810
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
Invisi up too
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Fuck it. “Come on then, if you think you’re hard enuff!”
We are bloodied, half of our face missing and a broken arm. A quite a sight.
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>>39611825
>Fuck it. “Come on then, if you think you’re hard enuff!”
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Wait wait wait! How the FUCK does that moon phone have reception down here!?
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>>39611825
>take off disguise. If they're lizardmen, we'll blend right in.
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
I'd rather not burn at the touch of the Man-Thing
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
Your skin crawls. You remember the stories, straight from the crusty lips of veteran hobos and ancient filthpickers, about lizardmen living amidst the filth of New York.
>about lizardmen living amidst the filth of New York
Huh, we should fit right in than.
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>got away, will be back
But it might take a little while
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
Fwip out of vision.
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>>39611825
>got away, will be back
>don’t worry

>[ ] Fuck it. “Come on then, if you think you’re hard enuff!”

Rek u m8!
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.

Hide, and hope that is not Mr Negative. We are in no condition to fight.

Use our senses to "see" what it is.

Besides if its lizard man, we can just go "Sup cousin!"
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>>39611869
moon spyware piggybacking on the waste management internal communication
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825

>[X] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.

Go invisible too.
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>>39611825
>got away, will be back

>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
We are good at like a handful of things, listening being one of them.
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>Hello Lizard, I am also a Lizard
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It's probably just the Morlocks wondering if we're a fellow mutie.
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>>39611825
>Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611825
>>got away, will be back
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
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>>39611917
The horns should give that away preddy quick.
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Out of all the superhumans we've seen so far, Mr. Negative was the only one we probably couldn't have taken in a fight.

It fits JJ's luck all to well.
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>>39611911
Pretty much this. It also could use entanglement for communication.
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Thoughts on who it is in the sewer?

Most likely the Morlocks, but it could also be the Lizard or Man-Thing.
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>>39611825
flip to heat vision so we can get a better look
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>>39611911
Bullshit, New York Cities Waste management system is even more antiquated than its electrical system. Some say that New York cities sewers go back earlier than the city itself does!
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>>39611825
>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.

We are in no shape for anything else.
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>>39611963

>Man-Thing

If it's Man-Thing, then it's time to NOPE the fuck out of here.
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>>39611967
>>39611825

Lets do this as well.
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>>39611983

Granted, I don't know much about Man-Thing, but he's not villainous.

I think JJ could negotiate something along the lines of "I don't fuck with you if you don't fuck with me. Cool?"
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>>39611963

You were expecting the Lizard but...
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the goal was to fuck up the triads and stop/hinder their ability to make Jack.

with their shit slapped, they will be too busy recovering and dealing with opportunist rivals that smell blood in the water to do so.

we didn't die too.

this mission was successful

we did it gents, God Bless America!

>>39611963
I think its Morlocks too
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>>39612005

Oh yeah, that guy.
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>>39611825
>>got away, will be back
>>don’t worry

>>[ ] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.
>[ ] Thermal vision on
There's going to be a photo in some tabloid tomorrow proving that there are lizardmen in the sewers.
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>>39611967

Good thinking.

>>39612001

Man-Thing isn't really something you negotiate with, even if he's not a villain. It reacts based on emotion, and is violently enraged in the presence of fear. JJ is not the kind of person who can keep his emotions in check in this kind of situation.
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>>39612006
Fuck America, god bless dumb luck.
Not that god is worth jack here, considering how JJ got his ass slapped when he invoked him vs a literal daemon.
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>>39612005
perfectly fine with riastrading his ass

nobody would miss him
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>>39612028
sounds like CommieNazi talk to me comrade Adolph
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>>39612040
yep, well except maybe spidey, I think he had some sympathy for the guy or something, but no one would /really/ miss him.
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>>39612006
If we'd been insanely lucky and planned ahead to the nth degree, we could have even scored a political victory by taking down Mr. Negative. Still, it's nice to know that JJ is making friends in the highest levels of society. Heck, we might even meet and have a job we can't refuse created for us personally by the Kingpin at this rate.
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>>39612057
Peter can't live without his ratman husbando
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>>39612005
look its lunch!
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>>39612005
>>39612040
>JJ, don't eat that, you don't know where it's been
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>>39612067
"Here is an apartment and 10k a month. Now stop fucking my shit up."
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>>39612108
Silly mob bosses, if only they knew how easy it was to get JJ out of their lives forever.
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>>39612067
Kingpin is more a retribution instead of converting his enemy's kind of guy.
Unless he has serious dirt on them, which, since we are already triple illegal just by being alive anyway, kind of worthless on us. Oh and our loved one is either a) someone we think is dead and described as "white hulk"
b) An ex assassin with top tier regenerative abilities.
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>>39612108
>>39612134
That, and not trying to grind his bones into suicide bomber drugs.
Yea, it's that easy.

I still think we should move to Latveria, and work for Dr Doom. He is the only person who does the whole "take over the world" thing right.
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>>39612141

The fact that all of JJ's loved ones are stronger, tougher, and more skilled than him really is something of a boon.
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>>39612184
work for Dr Doom. He is the only person who does the right thing.
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>[X] Be quiet, don’t breath, listen carefully.

You suck in your breath, pressing yourself flat against one of the curved, old brickwork walls. The dark moves strangely around you – you’re not sure if it’s you being ripped up and banged over the head, or something else. You hope it isn’t something else.

It’s not Mr. Negative. Mr. Negative moves heavily, with purpose. This guy’s footfalls are light and precise, barely disturbing the flow of grime around them. The rough outline your ears sketch of his form is that of a slim, athletic man, probably in his mid-twenties. He’s not a lizard dude, that’s for sure. His heart is slow, measured, and healthy – you can smell the traces of a strict diet, too, lots of fresh fruit and vegetables and stuff. He’s carrying… some kind of stick, or something, on his hip? Wood, you think, but weighted, and attached to something.

He moves closer at a steady, careful pace, his feet barely making a sound. He’s probably… probably six, maybe seven meters off, round a corner.

You feel his heartbeat change momentarily, and he breathes in slightly more sharply than before.

The way he moves is weird.

“Jonathan?”

You feel every muscle in your body tighten. You don’t know this guy’s smell. You don’t know his shape, or his heartbeat, or anything about him. But he knows your name.

And he knows you’re there, somewhere.

“You’re hurt.” He states. States, not asks. His voice is quiet and composed, maybe even reassuring. “I’m going to start moving closer now. Are you going to jump on me or something?”

>[ ] …Yes.
>[ ] It’s a trick! Or something else! Run!
>[ ] Say something back [insert].
>[ ] Get the drop on him as he rounds the corner. Eye beams!
>[ ] Write in.
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>>39612141
Kingpin has been shown in the past to be perfectly willing to accept a "Leave me alone and live" offer, but I doubt he would buy us off unless it would cost significantly more to fight us. At best, an offer of employment is to be expected.

But if we don't mess with him? Then he won't mess with us. He's a businessman first and foremost. He ain't gonna start shit unless we throw the first rock.

Even then, like I said, he knows when to walk away from a sunk cost.
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>>39612222
>[ ] Write in.

"Who are you and why do you know my name?"

While backing away.
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>>39612222
Get the fuck away from be Typhon. Suck on eyebeams.
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>>39612028
Ever dince JJ prayed in that church his life has taken a turn for the better. No question how long that last, but just because abjure doesn't doesn't mean Big G or the Marvel equivalent doesn't exist. After all, Lucifer and the rest of the Endless were confirmed to exist as part of his cosmology, since Mephisto a shit
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>>39612243
This. Safety first.
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>>39612222
> Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name?

It's daredevil, and our invisibility is useless. That's how he knows who we are.
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>>39612222
>[ ] Say something back [insert].
is that you "Mr Kamar"?
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Optic Force Blasts 3, or Natural Weapons 3?
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>>39612256

Oh god, that'd be great.
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>>39612252
Shit, that was a parody of errors, my bad
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>>39612222
>>[ ] It’s a trick! Or something else! Run!
Typhon!
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>>39612222
>>[ ] …Yes.
>>[ ] Say something back [insert].
"If you get any closer, yes. Don't. Move. Who are you?"
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>>39612222
"If you do not tell me who the hell you are, then yes"

>>39612261
Optics easily, more versatile
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the stick makes me think its Daredevil for some reason.

maybe Moon Knight though
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>>39612261
First one, then the other
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>>39612222
>[ ] It’s a trick! Or something else! Run!
I DO NOT TRUST SEWER PEOPLE!

>>39612261
We must become the lizard
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>>39612222
> Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name?

>>39612256
That's my guess too.
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>>39612222
>Write in: "Don't they teach people not to talk to creepy stranger in school?"
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>>39612248
Why the fuck would you blast someone when you don't know if they're hostile, let alone who they are?

Do you want to murder someone for no reason?
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>>39612222
>>39612243

This. Maybe Moon Knight sent someone?
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>>39612222
You mind staying there, and explaining how you know me?
Sorry for being rude, but I am running away from the guy who did this and he has friends.

He is probably one of the Moonies people. Still don't trust him.
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>>39612278

Marvel Knights
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>>39612222
>[ ] Say something back [insert].
who the hell are you, and how do you know my name?

cause its not like were going to outrun anyone like this, and they can clearly see through us
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>>39612222
>>[ ] It’s a trick! Or something else! Run!
The key to survival is caution
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>>39612278
Moony uses blades, not sticks.
The whole cutting off peoples faces would be allot harder and time consuming with a blunt object.
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>>39612222
>>39612222
>Write in.
Sounds like it could be Moon knight.

I'm paranoid though, can't help but think it's a trick. Though if it was how could Mr. negative find us down here?

I imagine Moon Knight has a tracker on our phone.
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>>39612222
>>[ ] It’s a trick! Or something else! Run!
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>>39612222
>Write in: I'd be careful if I were you, I hear there are lizard people down here! *hiss to reinforce point*
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>>39612243
Supporting.
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>>39612261
I know what I'm voting for.
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>>39612222
>Quads
Yes
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>>39612302
moon knight loves a challenge, especially when that challenge is "inventive ways to cut off faces"
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>>39612302
Not that he didn't try.
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>>39612222
"Who are you?"
Get ready for anything.
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>>39612261
Take photo 4 and get both+heal,+strength?
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>>39612222
>[X] "Sorry, but I'm going to take any move to approach me as an act of aggression right now. You got a name?"
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>>39612261
Photo or Shadow Field. Survivability beats offense, because we just want to survive. OFB will probably give more bang, though.
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>>39612309
>"No Jonathan, you are the lizard people."
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Oh thank God it's our best friend.
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It would make sense for Moonie to ask DD to come look for JJ, since JJ could not hide from him.
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>[X] "Who what how do you know my name?" + backing away

Writan.
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>>39612261
NW3. Maybe Neuroelectrical Perception.
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Level 5: JJ’s claws can be shot more often and can 'conduit' for other abilities.

>get that
>each claw can now shoot OFB
>shoot the claw into the wall, shoot lasers out of the claw
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Why would DD know us?
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>>39612376
And we likely have our phone with us, letting Moonie know are general area. Its likely a C-lister whose allying with Moonie
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>>39612397
Cause Moonie knows us. He knows everything about us.
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>>39612397
super eaves dropping?
Moon Knight called him?
its not DD?
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>>39612382
Except the problem is that Optical force blasts are, you know, optical.

Still, I suppose they could probably get a kinetic charge on them, and change direction or something, who knows?
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>not hoarding X-points for the new stuff when it eventually becomes available for purchase
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>>39612397

Moon Knight and Daredevil work together.

Marvel Knights
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>>39612397
He knows that reporter we went to, Ben Ulrich? really well. Plus our story was involving part of fisks empire.
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>>39612442
I'm still a fan of naming ourselves Moon Moon.
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>>39612430
Why would you do that when we're going to be locked out of some extrapolatives? Seems stupid. You'll be able to get the new powers whenever, whereas JJ is going lose the chance to get some of the current ones.
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>>39612397
Likely teaming up with MK. He and DD tend to be in similar circles of crimefighting
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Is it Stick?
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>>39612449
Ben actually doesn't know our name, but the other stuff is true.
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>>39612430
not trying to be the savior who brought snacks (magic mutant fruit )
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>>39612468
Yeah, but considering who DD is, not that hard for him to find out.
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>>39612468
Honestly, how many invisible, non super villain lizard mutants with a gang history, no alter-ego, and an active search by the MCA against them are there even?
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>>39612502
That's true also I suppose
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>>39612464
Let's just call him Slick Stick. Hopefully it will annoy him.
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I hope its DD, if only because that recent Netflix show has me all hyped for Him. Plus, JJ and Ben Afflek would get along great
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>>39612505

Six.
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>>39612505
Does the MCA just give that kind of information away?
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>>39612548
Only if you promise to try and lynch the dirty mutie or at least report them upon sighting them. The Purifiers even have honorary membership cards.
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>>39612548
Wouldn't you want public acess on registered muties for your own safety?
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>>39612505
Jerry can name at least three guys fitting that description in the east coast.
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>>39612548
DD is a lawyer in his civy life, as such he can probably get info from the cops and therefore the MCA easily.

>>39612572
JJ aint registered.
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>>39612528
>Plus, JJ and Ben Afflek would get along great

JJ can do a pretty good Matt Damon impression.

>http://ask.fm/CrusyJones/answer/125704146347
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>>39612575
Fucking Garry, whattadick
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lets pray for a post
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>>39612473
I've been wondering, we know that that fruit works for shit like tay sachs or other flat out debilitating diseases, but would it cure more subtle stuff like downs syndrome, autism, schizophrenia, or ADD? All of those conditions are genetic but they are also significantly outside the usual target for that kind of substance.

>>39612548
They are a publicly supported vigilante organization that searches for people who fit there description of violent or potential dangerous/detrimental mutants (pretty much everyone whose a mutant)

I'd be amazed if they DIDN'T have a public database.
>>39612587
We got in a fight with them in the middle of central park, a lot of people caught glimpses of us, they probably have our picture somewhere on record as well as a list of believed associates (also mostly lacking in names)
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>>39612593
Looks like he and DD are going to get along swimmingly. The adventures of Jason Borne and Batman!
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>>39612609
ask and you shall receive
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>>39612528
True Fact: Ben Affleck was himself homeless for nearly two years and joined a gang called the Shaft Reptiles during that time.
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>>39612618
Yeah but registered means paying for a license thing in this verse.

We are on the watch/wanted list, but we aint registered.
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>>39612640
>Shaft Reptiles
What an absolutely shitty name.
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You screw in your guts and take a deep breath.

“Maybe.” You don’t sound great, do you? You think that might have something to do with the ribs. They still feel like they’re pushing awkwardly against your lungs. “Who are you?”

There is a pause, and the guy stops.

“You… probably wouldn’t believe me.” He chuckles very slightly. “I’m a friend, though.”

Okay. Okay, that’s vague.

“…How’d you know my name?”

“That one’s easy.” He replies, much faster this time. “We have a mutual friend…” You detect a slither of something not quite honest there. Or maybe just not quite certain. “…of sorts. He put a tracking device in your phone.”

Kamar. Moon Knight.

“I’m not here to hurt you.” The man continues. “I’m just here to pick you up, maybe get your wounds looked at. That’s it. Is it safe for me to come out now?”

Man, you don’t know. Moon Knight is insane and it is as a direct result of his actions that you are here, trudging through the filth of New York with a bunch of open wounds. You have no idea who he hangs out with – aside from, apparently, you – or whether they’re just as crazy as he is. In a way, it’s almost reassuring that this guy wasn’t 100% about Moon Knight being his friend.

“Yeah.” You answer, eventually. “Probably.”

Slowly, he rounds the corner.

He’s was right. Had he told you who he was, you wouldn’t have believed him.

A dark, burnished red silhouette appears under the arch of the tunnel, its smooth head topped by a pair of tiny horns and its eyes the colour of fresh blood. It smiles.

“You did great.” He says. “Now let’s get you out of here.”

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>HMQ15: END

>Congratulations! TWO X-POINTS!
>Congratulations! You met Guess Who.
>Congratulations! You did okay against Mr. Negative
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>>39612652
Fuck you that name is a work of art
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>>39612668
>>39612668
>its Daredevil

Fucking schweet
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>>39612670
Art and shit aren't mutually exclusive. :^)
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>>39612668
Natural weapons time!
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>>39612668
thank you for running

optic force blast 3
AA 2
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>>39612668
my dick can't get harder
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>>39612668
that moment when JJ and DD bro out about falling in love vary dangerous women
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>>39612668
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>>39612668
photo 4
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>>39612710
why did I think we had 5?

OFB3
bank the rest
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>>39612668
Natural weaponry! Road runner time!
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Natural Weaponry
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>>39612668
>photo 4

Comon its the best ability we can get.
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>>39612668
Photo 4
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Was it Daredevil?
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>>39612668
healing
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>>39612668
Photo
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>>39612668
Thanks for running!

Photosynthesis 4 please.
WIll finally allow us to use charges of sunlight for things.
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>>39612668
Natural Weaponry
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>>39612668
Neuroelectrical Perception

It's mind reading time.
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>>39612750

No, it was Shanna the She-Devil.

Or the Leader.
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>>39612668
>AA2, Floral affinity, Green finger
These please
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Go Green. Go Photo4
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>>39612780
2nding
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>>39612668
AWWW YUS!

Awesome Thread Crusty!
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>>39612668
WINGS. It's the most practical option. I can't say this enough.
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>>39612745
>Comon its the best ability we can get.
That's wrong.
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>>39612668
bank
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>>39612780
>>39612771

No.
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>>39612668
Good thread, Crusty. Glad to see you back.
So four points total?
...damn. I really want those wings, but it'll be an age before we get to four points again.
Photosynth.
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>>39612668
natural weapons
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>>39612760
Remember that we'll need to also pick up some vitamins and more fresh veggies to get charges. Not saying we shouldn't get it, though.
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>>39612668
>Photo 4
or
>Mystery of druids (AA2, Green Finger, Floral Affinity)
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>>39612729
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>>39612760
Not enough for photo guys, we have three xp total
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>>39612668
photo 4 would be best buy, it lets us boost any super power and we could use the extra regeneration.
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So, how's about this.

We've united the Gangs of the Scar to stop Jack.

Soon we will be the loathed protectors of this city, Human and Mutant.

We will be the Mutant Underground.
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>>39612668
bank always
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>JJ’s perception of electrical currents becomes precise and sensitive enough to reveal the flow of electricity in the brain. This ability requires practice and a certain level of trial-and-error, as it provides no real knowledge on how the brain works or what increased activity in particular areas indicates. Eventually, however, it allows a certain amount of insight into the intentions or thoughts of others.
Reminder that this with Kinesics is literally the best ability we can currently get.
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Wings 3
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>>39612668
bank till the new stuff drops
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>>39612824
Nigga we have 4 points
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>>39612827
We have 4 points, the fuck would you bank it for?
We can literally afford a power of any available options right now.
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>>39612824
2+2=?
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>>39612794
It gives us heal 4,strenght4,agi6,taser 3, and more, while migrating hunger flaw.

What is better in your opinion?

>>39612824
Bank then? I taught we had 4 points for some reason.
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>>39612835
We need electrical vision as prereq though
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>>39612824
we have 4 x-points
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>>39612771
This.
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>>39612835

No. It's shit with Kinesics.

JJ's life will become boring as fuck then.
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>>39612851
>>39612851
BANK
ALWAYS
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I'm going to vote for the druid package

but there isn't a single suggestion I hate (besides bank)
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>>39612864
Fuck. Well, thanks for making me read theprerequisite.
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Show me Natural Weapons! Raptor JJ
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>>39612869
I agree it's the shit, seeing as it allows you to tell which parts of body enemy is going to move before they do, which means that paired with agility 5, JJ can enter Musou Tensei.
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>>39612859
>It gives us heal 4,strenght4,agi6,taser 3, and more, while migrating hunger flaw.
You should up your reading comprehension. It doesn't do that.
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>>39612668
>Daredevil
Holy sheeeeeeeet, JJ you blind if you don't recognize him! And he was worried he was going to have to fight a beaten-up lizard-elf.

Photo 4, if you don't mind.
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Okay voting time.

It's been a while so here are the rules: don't post that greentext shit or those quotes or anything but the number, if you do you'll get taken to the Tower of London and shit will happen.

Post,

>1 for PHOTOSYNTHETIC BIOLOGY
>2 for NATURAL WEAPONRY
>3 for ANIMAL AFFINITY
>4 for OPTICAL FORCE BLASTS
>5 for WINGED FLIGHT
>6 to BANK
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>>39612867
>>39612851
>>39612848
We do? I checked the paste this morning and I could've sworn it said one
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2
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>>39612668
double feature today?
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7 for Phasing
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>>39612710
Damn straight, this guy has his eye focused on "lets hurt the invulnerable skin bitch" because seriously she is going to fuck us up if we don't.
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>>39612908
>6
We jew now.
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>>39612908
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>>39612859
Not him, but from a practicality stand point Wings would be a better choice.
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>>39612911
As far as I can tell, Crusty doesn't usually update the pastebin until a thread starts/right before. That might be why.
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>>39612908
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>>39612869
So? Who gives a fuck? We get to decide, and that ability would be a huge boon.
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>>39612908
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6 for phasing
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>>39612908
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>>39612902
Yes, it does, specifically asked Crusty. It boosts any ability for +1 bonus, while spending our energy. Also it upgrades the skill, so we get more energy from sunlight.

We can even boost multiple abilities at same time, if we wreck our energy storage.

We can literally spinach to power, when we get it.
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Seriously hope when we get the tail that it does the Godzilla charge thing when we use a photo charge.
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VOTAN CLOSED.
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Seems like worst option will win
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>>39612859
All at once would be very draining, but Agi 6 would be pretty broken. Crusty isn't even sure how good it would be.
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>>39612908
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>>39613047

I like them all, really, except for bank.
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>>39613030
A temporary boost isn't the same as
>It gives us heal 4,strenght4,agi6,taser 3, and more
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>>39613030
not to mention when we combine with riastrad we can get just about strength five and just absolutely wreck shit
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>>39613046
20 out of 45 for photo.
Easy win.
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>>39612930
>>39612936
>>39612946
>>39612963
>>39612976
>>39613025
>>39613027

>Implying the walls of The White Towerweren't made phaseproof by a cabal of british comicbook writers headed by Master Witch Alan Moore himself
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>>39613050
Does spending our energy to get to agi 6 give JJ even more of that sexy sexyness?
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Jews lost. Good job, muslims
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>PHOTOSYNTHETIC BIOLOGY WINS!

JJ is now more plant than ever before.
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>>39613062
It still gives us access to them, which could be key in a tight situation, compared to the one niche power which might not be useful at the time.

>>39613103
Muslims are moon worshipers anon.
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>>39613062
if we are walking around in broad daylight with our wings out we basically have +1 to any power we want.
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>>39613103
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lzXpOF5Ssg
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>>39613095
Probably. I think photo makes the power it's boosting glow so maybe his ass or his nervous system starts glowing really bright
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>>39613095
probably leave an after image

time centipede

>>39613103
allah ackbar
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>>39613118

Any chance of getting some Ask.fm answers out, Crusty?

Or a double thread?
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>>39613047
Please bitch. Animal Affinity is the worst option (that we have, Dragon Breath is overall). Never forget that.
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>>39613095
I'm afraid not.

There are two ways to make JJ sexier at this point.

1. Get more swole.

2. Taserhands.
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>>39613131
>mfw glowing penis
Laura can't resist that.
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>>39613118
>JJ gets beaten so badly it unleashes the power of the sun.
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>>39613062
Do we need to use the abilities for extended periods of time?
No? Then the boost is almost as good.
Also we can't get some of them in any other way.

Only problem is voting for when to use it, and keeping track of the charges. I assume it uses same charges as hunger?

If that's the case, we need to get portable snack bag, for emergency snacking. So we don't hunger. Should had done that long time ago anyway.

Also Crusty mechanics for it, please?
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>>39613159
but electrostimulation is too much guess work
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>>39613118
Thanks for running crusty!
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>>39613121
>It still gives us access to them, which could be key in a tight situation, compared to the one niche power which might not be useful at the time.
Yes, of course. I'm not arguing about the practicality of photosynthesis, just that a temporary boost being the same as this
>It gives us heal 4,strenght4,agi6,taser 3, and more
is ridiculous.
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i thought we wanted to be better in a fight not a goddamn glow in the dark sticker.
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>>39613159
When will JJ get ripped then? It's hard to train with all this strength as is.
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>>39613121
The moon wouldn't be shit without the sun, and moon light is just reflected sunlight
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>>39613180
Photo 4 does make JJ better in a fight though. It's a limit breaker
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>>39613159
GUYS I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE BANKED OUR POINTS
NOW WE NEED TO WAIT FOREVER TO GET THAT MOJO ARISING
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>>39613152
I'll do some answering. There won't be a double thread, though, I'm very tired.
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>>39613180
>Dat feel when you realize people will never get better fighting skills for JJ
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>>39613180
why don't you read what photo 4 does and then see how you feel
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>>39613200

Thank you! And get some rest, Crusty.
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>>39613209
That's a big ass.
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>>39613200
Thanks for running mang.
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>>39613209
i know what it does but its a boost that could run out when we need the most.
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>>39613219
Are you irish?
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>>39613180
Photo 4 would allow us to temporarily boost our strength or agility, lrn2read
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>>39613200
Thanks for running. Dream about JJ and Laura smut.
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>>39613219
For you
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>>39613200
how come bongland can't win the the World Cup?
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>>39613184
Well, you have to do training for building muscle. JJ is getting more and more defined though.

>>39613177
Nah, you misunderstand, taserhands straight up makes your collarbones nicer.
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>>39613235
see here>>39613231
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>>39613179
And i agree. But we both know what the proper sentiment of his post was, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and move on.
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>>39613233
A quarter IIRC.
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>>39613209
>>39613219
Mmm.
And just think; JJs is nicer.
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>>39613258
>taserhands straight up makes your collarbones nicer.
...Huh. That is interesting. And possibly the best way to convince people to sink points into it.
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>>39613195
Don't forget that we need to eat healthier to get those charges.
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>>39613263
>we both know what the proper sentiment of his post was
Not really, I'm not a mind reader and try not to make assumptions about someone - especially when they go against what that person said.
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>>39613200
Thanks for running Crusty. When will you be running again?
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>>39613258
how does electric hands make nicer collar bones?

also how Daredevil's sonar affect the way he sees JJ's butt?
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>>39613283
No, those charges are purely from sunlight.
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>>39613200
Thank you for running, Crusty.
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>>39613290
It's because of chinese electric batman
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>>39613258
>Well, you have to do training for building muscle. JJ is getting more and more defined though.

You heard that people? Soon enough JJ can star in a porno!
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We have to sunbathe naked for maximum efficiency.
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>>39613258
Taserhand people. Good for the bones. And still cheap to upgrade.
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>>39613258
...collarbones?
...
I know there's rationale behind that boost, just like agility boosts the butt, but for the life of me I can't figure it out.
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>>39613258
>nicer collarbones
Well we are getting taser 5 now. Gotta have them sexy collar bones.

Any other skills, that make us look/whatever better?

Photo makes us smell really good.
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>>39613346
Darker than black
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>>39613334
Preferably while flying over the clouds. I don't think JJ's actually gotten a full day of sun exposure with photo yet.
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>>39613334
>powerwalking naked through the scar for that nice hipswinging motion
>hoards of female mutants suddenly take up powerwalking as a hobby
A /fit/ mutant is a good mutant.
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Soon.
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>>39613300
All charges gained are currently being absorbed to fuel JJ's ass, as well as his powers. He's like an Olympic athlete. Thus, eating healthier allows us to earn charges.
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>>39613405
Can't afford all those fancy gadgets. Would eat into our food budget.
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>>39613393
We have to do this too. Naked, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPN1BvR02Xo&spfreload=1
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>>39613441
Moon Knight would get us that shit.
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>>39613450
why don't we just do everything naked?

we can be invisible when nudity isn't appropriate

we clearly evolved past needing clothes. such things are human convention
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>>39613450
what happens if we get a symbiote?
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>>39613480
We should ask him if we can borrow a set of moonarangs or a moongun or something. We'd probably be beastly with them. I wonder if it would be worth it to tag along with him on something just so we can Task Master his moves.
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we don't need toys or weapons

our arms are wings
our hands suction cups
our fingers our knives
our ears are sonar
our eyes are guns
our booty is a WMS weapon of mass seduction
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>>39613429
That is pretty bumpkin. If JJ charges up fast enough to generate stored points then he is not 'eating' it as fast as it generates, thus he will get stored points.
We then spend said points to lower our hunger, generate our own oxygen or empower a power.
And smell like god damn Lilly's in the meantime.
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>>39613492
Because it's still a little cold out and we don't want Larua getting Jealous.
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>>39613441
Moon Knight owes us, I say we try to get him to pay for an apartment, with Moon Knight and Dare Devils help me might even be able to get Layla and Lucas back in school.
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>>39613503
We get boosts, and slight personality changes, and our weaknesses go up by 1 tier.

Depends on symbiote's personality, but it has more benefits than flaws right now.

Weak to fire, loud sounds, goes berserk and craves to eat human flesh.

That's us right now. Symbiote has the same properties+ personality change.
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>>39613554
Doesn't Laura have night vision or something? We could do it a tnight.
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>Mr. Negative let some teenage mutant with little combat training and experience fight him and escape
What a shitter. Give us two weeks for more CQC training and we'll actually stalemate him.
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>>39613554
Clothes are just cloth prisons the humans use to mark us and judge our wealth and personal taste. They are instrument of ridicule.

Liberation will be at hand
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>>39613492
Speaking of magnet man, I wonder when he or the x-men are going to investigate the scar? I don't know if they have something like Cerebro in this universe but that large gathering of mutants in the scar seems like it would have gathered the interest of one of their information networks by now.
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>>39613582
If we get an apartment we won't be homeless anymore. And Layla and Lucas can't go back to school, their mutants. Come on anon.
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>>39613492
Because it makes our big mutant package a target for flat scans to strike for massive damage.
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>>39613582
>an apartment
Staying in one place and an actual building seems like a very dangerous thing to do given that JJ has people looking for him (and almost definitely have a sketch of his face). We need to be able to ditch our place whenever because of that.
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>>39613622
Magneto is too busy being a terrible father and the X-men are too busy having sex with each other in a giant mansion
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>>39613582
We would need papers for them to get them admitted and I'm not sure if Noriko could pass as a parent. Phantom might help there through.
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>>39613593
We were trained by a combat specialist and have superpower muscle memory.
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>>39613640
Oh yeah, and the school thing is dangerous too. Possibly worse.
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>>39613624
Layla and Lucas look like regular people.
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>>39613622
>Young XMen
I think they had agents in NY which were later repositioned to the scar.
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>>39613593
We should talk to Ben Urich about that.

Get the word out that Negative is a total jobber.
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>>39613624
Not being homeless is fine, the quest name might not be an exact fit but we're balls deep in enough trouble that we'll have plenty of shit to do and we'd still need to deal with living hand to mouth and feeding all dese kids.
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>>39613640
We could get Noriko, Layla and Lucas set up through. I don't think they have people actively looking for them.
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>>39613620
Can we get rid of our slave name too?
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>>39613699
yes, you can finally be Haphazard
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>>39613699
No, the mandate of Lee demands alliteration. Not even Homo Superior are exempt.

I still think Hobo Superior should be our "hero" name.
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>>39613699
JJ no longer, we are Changeling or Catalyst or... What where the other names?
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We should just have a green tong,hood and Dr.Doom mask, as our super costume.

We could call ourselves the Vacation Doom.
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>>39613730
Ooh, that's a good one.
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>>39613699
so what JJ throws away the name his mother gave him who was also a mutant
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>>39613694
If they don't have people looking for them maybe, but really our current set up isn't bad and I'm wary of splitting the party. And we're basically Layla's guardian now, we have to look after her.



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