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"Hold on! I'll...I'll be right out!"

You shout at the door leading to your temporary quarters as equal amounts of panic, fear and horror force sleep out of your system - what little there was of it in the first place - and replace it with adrenalin. The sudden surge of it - and your hurry to get ready - nearly making you tear apart the expensive woolen sweater that Mami had loaned you as you stretch and pull it over your shivering, sweat-soaked frame. The cold moisture bedewing your skin a souvenir of the ultra-realistic (and ultra-horrifying) nightmare of your sempai being murdered for sins she didn't - and could never - commit.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Everyone - including her - promised you that there wouldn't be any more issues after Siberia.

Malal promised. Kyuubey promised. Hell, even Madoka - her golden-eyed, smiling self - had assured you as much.

That after what you and your sempai went through during the Hell of Siberia, you wouldn't have to worry about another episode like this. Sure, there was always the danger of Chiaki being killed in action, of being slain by another Golden Weapon-toting lunatic she needed to kill - but at least you wouldn't need to worry about her suddenly going insane by the damned things, or being haunted by whatever sickness that festered in her soul like a cancer.

But it looks like you can't even get that, can you?
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>>39688461

It's not like you didn't jump into two overlapping barriers to save her. It's not like you befriended her crazed, eldritchian ex-girlfriend to find the fragments of her shattered psyche in a twisted, labyrinthine map of her past, haunted by ghosts and demons and cackling phantasms.

It's not like you died trying to put her back together.

Sure, you were brought back, but only when Malal intervened. And even then, it meant your best friend offering her own life up as a sacrifice. Making you owe her a debt you're sure you will never be able to repay, no matter what you do.

You're not asking for much. You're not asking for a happy ending, even. You're not that stupid, to think that there's something powerful enough to assure you of that.

You just want her to be okay. To stop being tortured by the things she has to deal with in order to carry the burden she'd been forced into carrying.

But if you can't even have that...you're not too sure you can stand the idea of her suffering like this any longer.

Even if everyone else seems more than okay to stand by and idly watch.

[1/2]
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>>39688475

Ten minutes. Ten minutes is how long it takes for you to storm out of your temporary sleeping quarters, interrogating a panicked Kumatora about the state your sempai is in along the way to her Silent Room - before you're suddenly redirected to the Incubator's Office, to see Kyuubey on the double. You almost - ALMOST - defied that, if it weren't for the fact that you didn't want to cause trouble for your sempai. Not in the delicate situation she's in. Not like this.

Not yet, anyway.

Questioning your kohai on the way to the Incubator's Office didn't really yield much information - all she knew was that she was on duty to watch the cameras recording the activity inside Chiaki's Silent Room. She'd been about to get up and be relieved by Rea Ashford for the morning when suddenly all the feeds went completely black, at the same time the alarms set to trigger upon the detection of Witch energy went off.

"And they're all working fine, that's the scary part," Kumatora had said as the two of you finally stood in front of the doors leading to Kyuubey's Office. "The cameras, I mean, Hanegawa-sempai. All of them are working perfectly. But all they're seeing is black. Completely black. Nothing is showing up, no matter what we try - night vision, infrared, even echolocation."

And for the audio? "Just static. No screaming, no crying, no laughing. Just static."

Wonderful. Just...wonderful.

Please be okay, sempai.

Please be okay.

[2/3]
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>>39688475
>But if you can't even have that...you're not too sure you can stand the idea of her suffering like this any longer.
Ah, time for a Good Ol' Yeller.
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>>39688490

The doors slide open, and slam closed the moment you step over the threshold. You try not to be too disturbed at the sound of various locks automatically clicking into place behind you.

The room is...well, it's deserted. Deserted except for Kyuubey himself, watching over his array of monitors, each one displaying a black screen. The faint hum of static droning from a pair of headphones placed hanging from his narrow shoulders. Even from here, even with your relative inexperience with his kind - you never really saw much of Jyuubey during your time in the Tenth, and when you did it was during curt, abrupt meetings that had you being forced to look down at your feet in respectful submission - you could sense how tired he was, the fatigue coming off of him in palpable waves. And as he turns towards you at your approach - you could just make out the tiny eyebags underneath those perfectly-round, ruby-red orbs that was his eyes.

Well, at least you're not the only one who feels like shit around here, you think.

"Ah, Hanegawa. I apologize for the abrupt morning call, but you did tell me to wake you up in case a development arose in Matsuda's situation." He nods at Kumatora. "Ishikawa, thank you for bringing Hanegawa here. Consider yourself relieved. Get some rest, you may attend to your duties in the afternoon."

The black-haired Eversor blinks at Kyuubey, then at you, before shaking her head. "Begging your pardon, sir, but I'd like to stay all the same." She pauses for a moment, as if making a decision right then and there. "The Warmaster needs us. I'll sleep when I'm too tired to be of any use."

Kyuubey blinks, before chuckling. "And here I was thinking how lamentable it was that only Matsuda's indifference with wetwork has rubbed off on you, Ishikawa. Very well, you can stay for a bit longer. I'll notify the acting Warmaster to transfer your duties to someone else for the meantime."

[3/4]
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>>39688508

Kumatora salutes Kyuubey at this, which the white furry creature acknowledges with another nod. He then turns towards you, which you take as a sign for you to speak.

What do you ask?

[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
[]How can we fix this?
[]What did you do to her, you mutant cat bastard? Wasn't the procedure she had back at Siberia enough? What the fuck was that good for?
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>Thanks to the will of Deculture, you have gained a set of double-D breasts. How do you react?
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>>39688524
>[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.

QB did nothing wrong.
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>>39688524
>[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688524
>[x]How can we fix this?
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>>39688524
[x]How can we fix this?
We'll have time to ask what's happened and why things went wrong later. Damage Control Now.
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>>39688524
>[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
If he knew how to fix it, he probably would have already done it.
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>>39688524
Fuck you Decu, I'm at work.

>miracle Midori time

[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.

seems the best option right now, though I REALLY want an all of the above selection, we should act and keep our cool right now. Yelling may not speed exposition up much.
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>>39688524
>[]How can we fix this?
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>>39688524
>[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688551
>QB did nothing wrong.
Considering that Girl A and Murderface were actually better in terms of following the plan that would have resulted in salvation for all and defeating TTO, and that Chiaki barreled straight into the worst case scenario, the only thing he did wrong was not wiping the Matsuda personality earlier before it could fuck up everything.
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>>39688524
>X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688549
I wish, he is giving out double ZZs.
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>>39688585
He and Malal did have a plan to fix this. It just went a little wrong when chiaki didn't cooperate
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>>39688524
>[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
>[X]How can we fix this?
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>>39688524
>[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688665
Would you go along with your ego death?
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>>39688524>
[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688524
>[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.

Heartcatch is egging to go, probably.
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>>39688524
>[x]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.

And when do I go in there?
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>>39688524
>[x]What did you do to her, you mutant cat bastard? Wasn't the procedure she had back at Siberia enough? What the fuck was that good for?
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>>39688623
>assuming Malal is the only player here who has plans within plans within plans.
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SHOT IN THE HEAD
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU LEFT CHIAKI
stumbling in the dark with no fucking insight on what the hell is going on. Like holy shit Malal, this is all your fucking fault for keeping things too close to your non-existent chest.
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>>39688524
>[]What did you do to her, you mutant cat bastard? Wasn't the procedure she had back at Siberia enough? What the fuck was that good for?
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>>39688524
oh god captcha i just got up

don't make me figure out what soup is
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>>39688795
Soup is the semen of the elusive and majestuc soup gremlin.
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>>39688524
>[x]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688806
Oh man thank god, that's the pictures I clicked on

I guess it worked

help me anon is cake semen too
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>>39688524
>[]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688461
Besttimeoftheday.jpg
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>>39688524
[x]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
[x]How can we fix this?

Its time for motherfucking Miracle Midori to hug witches and slap bitches!
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>>39688835
Just the frosting.
Browse Dan Kim's Ask.fm for more details.
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>>39688765
Would exposition really have helped?
Besides the chances that Faust or TTO would overhear the plan and therefore work to stop it, since they randomly watch and listen over Chiaki's shoulder, Ahriman would still have offered to show "the truth, that Malal and the others have been hiding" and asked for Chiaki's Soulgem.
Some players, probably enough, would have still taken Ahriman up on her offer because they think Malal can't be trusted, or resent any manipulation by someone.
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>>39688835
No, cake is the brain tissue of the cake whale.
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It's quite obvious what's happening based on Decu's tweets. Chiaki is rewriting the universe to give everyone a nice pair of tits.
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>>39688873
Malal and other Celuxus kept Faust and TTO away, remember? She 100% could have told us what to do, or had someone OTHER than pinky tell us that getting the golden weapons was high priority instead of "Keys to Cthulu" that we thought they were.

Hell, QB could have just fucking ordered us to prioritize searching for them.

Whatever, we're here, we're Queer, we're kinda focused on the rear, and we're going to fuck up fast and hard enough that hopefully we wrap back around to everything working out.

If not, then hey, at least it's been a fun ride.
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>>39688919
Bwahahahaha!!!! Very good one!
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>>39688919
>I am okay with this

Has Pinky been affected yet? Or Malal?
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>>39688963
Rea has been touched by the devil already.
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>>39688919
What are you talking about? Everyone already has nice tits. Sure, some variety would be nice, but DD everywhere is fine too.
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>>39688524
>>[X]What's happening to Chiaki? Tell me everything you know. Right now.
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>>39688998
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>>39689019
>that banana
It seems the only way Dickulture can quell his lust for penises is by drawing tits.
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>>39688921
Malal did keep Faust away, but that was only when she was alive, and there was only one Culexus left by the time we took control.
And with the way we played Yuma, how could Malal trust her to do the right thing when she couldn't even be trusted to follow simple orders?

I remember QB telling us to acquire Golden Weapons when we brought the Golden Desert Eagle to him, but if he were to prioritize it, then it would just invite the other Officios to step up their own efforts to hoard them.
Also even if he did prioritize the collection of the Golden Weapons, the players, and Chiaki, would have still wanted to know more about her origins and the final goal for collecting the Golden Weapons, questions he couldn't answer without fear that Faust or TTO would overhear.
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>>39689019
That's a big chiakipus
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>>39689019
Those seem larger
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>>39689019
Holy shit, those knockers have been upgrade to Senran Kagura level! o.o
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>>39689019
>>39689061
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>>39689019
DD, E, F, close enough.
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>>39689038
4u
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>>39689036
Pinky was screaming at us to get the golden weapons too, yo.

Didn't exactly help with the trust factor.
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>>39689061
I for one, am okay with this.
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>>39689075
I thought DD and E were the same size
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Can Misaka have huge breasts?
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>>39689074
>>39689061
>>39689019
>joke episode never
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>>39689092
I don't know the scale really, I just know those are nice knockers.
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>>39689092

They are
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>>39689113
1000% canon.
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>>39689019
There are not nearly enough doujins with DD Kyouko.
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>>39689074
DFC, acronym for Delicious Full Chest.
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Gentlemen. There is a line. I think we have passed it. But lets keep going anyways.
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>>39689175
>pumpkin_smuggler.png
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>>39689061
Absolutely heretical
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>>39689077
Misaka was also telling us to get the Golden Weapons, when she was in her trance, so that our shield could be repaired.

Pretty much everyone was telling us to get all the Golden Weapons, to varying degrees.
So QB telling us to get the Golden Weapons would only have resulted in us asking "Why?" and thinking he has an agenda (which would have been right) and therefore leading us to try to cock it up somehow.

And Faust finding out what the Golden Weapons were really for would have messed up the entire plan, given how much Godoka had to manipulate Faust into thinking it was her own idea and that it was a good one.
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>>39689175
Redundant. Midori is such a tittymonster that increasing her bust has little effect.
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>>39689218
I dunno about that.
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>>39689019
Maaaan, Kyoko got fat. There's a reason this picture is above the waist.
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>>39689207
I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>39689175
"My writefags, it has often been said that I like breasts.
My Writefags, I like breasts.
No, Writefags, I LOVE Breasts!"
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>>39689218
Look, I flicked a pencil eraser at one of them and it settled into a stable orbit.

WE CAN GO FURTHER. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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>>39688821
>OL Kyouko
Gets Sayaka hotter than the butler outfit.
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>>39689210
> Implying all this shadowrun plan fuckery was Decultures plan all along.
> Implying he ever had a plan for a happy ending to this quest
> PMMM
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I am filled with disgust.
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>>39689269
I'm not saying we can't go further. I'm just saying there are diminishing returns.
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Will Kyuubey get huge breasts? Will s/he have 4 pairs of tits?
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>>39689341
Huge ears
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>>39689346
>Incubator ears are the equivalent of boobs
>Whenever they take a soul gem out they are giving a girl's soul a boobjob
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>>39689368
I... I don't think it works like that...
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Oh good, I got here before everything went tits up.
Start the clock.
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>>39689430
>I got here before everything went tits up
The first vote is already over.
You're too late.
It was always too late.
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>>39689430
tits up as in "everything is ruined forever" or tits up as in Dickulture's "Unlimited Boob Works"?
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>>39689430
It already got really tits, inflated tits.
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>>39689175
>>39689297
psh, nothing personnel kid
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>>39689430
>before everything went tits up
Sorry to disappoint you.
>>39689297
>>39689248
>>39689175
>>39689074
>>39689061
>>39689019
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> And as he turns towards you at your approach - you could just make out the tiny eyebags underneath those perfectly-round, ruby-red orbs that was his eyes.

Soo, Kyuubey, it seems your little plan to wait for Chiaki mindwipe is starting to encounter some problems, mmmmmm?
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>>39689442
Th-there's always hope right?
Miracle Midori is coming to save the day!
>>39689449
Everything ruined forever.
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>>39689468
nah, you see
that's going tits out
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>>39689477
It's been ruined forever since session 1
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>>39689490
Well yeah, but there were chances to make things better!
Now it seems we're just on a slow descent into hell.
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>>39689481
You wish those were going tits out.
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daily reminder that being meguca is suffering
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>>39689252
I read that in his voice.
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>>39689457
Don't play with sharp things, you'll pop them!
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>>39689457
>this is one of her effects
>every part of her body below her breasts has disappeared
>she moves around by bouncing on her breasts
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>>39689663
She becomes the breast witch?
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NYAN NYAN!
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>>39689910
Er, er... Nihao Nyan?
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>>39689252
"I love Paizuri. I love Oppai. I love lactation, I love groping and squeezing, I love fondling them and fucking them."
"Nipple fucking, motor boating, licking them and sucking them. I love every act one can indulge in on breasts upon this earth."
"I love it when a girl's breasts slips out of her dress. My heart leaps with joy whenever there is like clothing damage that reveals such perfect breasts to the world, and .the feeling that comes with a girl in a soaked t-shirt not knowing that her breasts are on full display, is such an exquisite feeling."

Okay, that's enough for now. It's difficult to do this without it turning into something maximum overlewd.
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>>39689918
GORGEOUS
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Gorgeous?
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>>39689956
ONE JOB!
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>>39689918
>>39689956
TWO JOBS!
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Post Blondes!
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>>39690040
Better post some more of UrAnus.
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>>39690040
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>>39690040
No, post breasts!
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>>39690078
Since nobody posted the origin of this oppai investation yet.
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>>39690078
POST BLONDES WITH BREASTS!
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>>39690097
Did you mean infestation?
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>>39690040
Gaaaaaaay.
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>>39690124

>>39690133
Tryph pls
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>>39690166
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>>39690078
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>>39690186
Huh, thought I had more gifs.
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>>39690218
>Tenshi
>Chinadress
Whelp
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> MGNQ

Looks interesting, let me check it out!

> One mega-post pre-written by OP, and a shit-town of lewd.

So, is this actually a quest, or an interactive ERP? I mean, I'm not complaining just so we're clear.
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>>39690365
Its more of us killing time since Decu is slow as shit
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>>39690365
No, updates are slow so we post lewd things. We are a mad bunch and spooky is in the right about us, we are all terrible.
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>>39690365
The porn lures Decu from the dark side of the moon with a new post.
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>>39690365
QM Deculture updates about once an hour (+/-) so the pacing is slow. Between posts we find increasingly stupid ways to amuse ourselves.
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>>39690365
Some faggot dumps lewd pics every time there's silence.
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This looks less like a quest and more like a chatroom. If OP is so slow, go somewhere else
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>>39690365
It's a quest, going since 2012. Thing is, Deculture takes up to an hour to post - and we need to fill the gaps.
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>>39690365
Supposedly, the QM can be summoned by posting lewd pictures of blondes.
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>>39690416
Multiple faggots.
I just happen to post most of it.

>Captcha
FUCK YOU BEER IS NOT WINE
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>>39690429
This, really.

>>39690442
Just go watch porn.
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>>39690365
>>39690430

And here's the archive, because you'll absolutely want to read this from the start:
http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index
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>>39690429
We do, but after an hour, hour and a half people get restless.

and then people bitch about people getting restless
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>>39690430
We don't need to fill the gaps, and doing so just results in the same porny images we can get anywhere else and waifu arguments, and then the thread filling up and falling off the board faster.
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>>39690465
Read this:
>>39690467

It results in Decu ending the thread faster, because he only does one.
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>>39690365
Killing time waiting for slow-as-hell Decu to post again
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>>39690467
Let me rephrase: "we just fill in the gaps with shitposting because some of us are impatient". Is that better?
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>>39690481
Decu ends the thread because it's like 4 or 5 AM where he lives and he's falling asleep by the time he posts like four times, not because it's falling off the baord.
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>>39690481
It doesn't work like that. There's usually 25-100 posts or so after the quest ends, so I doubt Decu's decision to end the threads have anything to do with the post limit.
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>>39690365
There's usually not this much porn. Usually.
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>>39690463
>>39690365
There's also the eBook
http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>39688551 >>39688574 >>39688621

What's happening to your sempai? You ask this as calmly and as professionally as you can, even if your first instinct is to grab the furry little bastard and shake him down for everything he's got. He looks miserable enough already anyway - and you doubt that would help anyone, much less your sempai trapped down there in the dark.

"Ishikawa should have briefed you about the situation on your way up here," Kyuubey replies after pulling off the headphones hooked around his neck with a shaky paw - a tremor that you couldn't help but catch, even with your own sleep-deprived sluggishness. "And what little she told you is the pitiful sum of all we know about the situation." He nods towards his array of blank monitors - or, at least they looked blank, until you see the small white lettering blinking at the bottom of each screen: CAMERA 1, CAMERA 2, all the way up to CAMERA 8.

"Earlier this morning - approximately 3 AM - something triggered all the alarms inside Silent Room Regalia. Each alarm, as you're fully aware, is set to go off when a dangerous surge in Witch energy is detected. And approximately one second after the alarms themselves were set off, all visual feed from the cameras were reduced to this, and the audio..." The Incubator gestures towards his headphones. "Static. Just static."

He reaches down with a paw to tap at his keyboard. Each screen changing from infinite, depthless black to infinite, depthless green. Then red. Then purple.

"Night vision. Thermal vision. Echolocation. We've tried every visual filter available to us to try and penetrate whatever's obstructing the cameras, to no avail. And we've checked dozens of times - there is nothing wrong with the surveillance cameras. If there were, it's highly unlikely that all of them would break down at once, as not only are they hooked up to separate feeds and networks, but they're also regularly maintained."

[1/2]
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>>39690508
Yeah, the threads usually end when Decu is too tired to continue and is about to pass out.
The only thread that I recall that this wasn't the case for was when there was a MASSIVE shitstorm over Decu miscounting votes for bringing coobs into the barrier.
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>>39690543

Kyuubey shakes his head here, ears swaying in the motion. "Whatever's occluding Matsuda from our sight, it's not something on our end."

Then...then what? If the alarms detected an influx of Witch Energy, then...

No. You can't say it. You can't bring yourself to. Even if the very same thing happened back then, in another Silent Room, back at Siberia.

Kyuubey seems to catch on despite this. "No. This doesn't look like a Barrier Event. If it is, then Regalia would have gone on emergency lockdown, with the occupant inside bombarded with enough antimagic to put this entire building out of power. As it is, it's only on temporary lockdown because I engaged it myself earlier, right after Ishikawa alerted me to what happened."

Alright. Okay. So it's not that, then. That's...that's less worrying. Still not the good news you were hoping for, but not the bad news you were dreading, either.

But she's there, right? Chiaki IS there? More importantly, is she still alive?

The Incubator nods. "Regalia still detects her as its sole occupant, yes. Her vital signs are stable, if a bit erratic a times. A few spikes here and there in her heart rate, but nothing alarming."

Good. That's...good. Alright. So it's just this weird...darkness thing that's got everyone spooked, then. That and the lack of audio.

Kyuubey is silent for a moment, before nodding once more - but more slowly, this time, as if the gesture itself had cost him dearly to make. "I...would be hesitant to say so, if only to avoid making light of something as serious as Matsuda's current state, but...yes, I would say that this mysterious darkness is the main issue, here. That said, I am treating this situation with the same kind of urgency and priority as I would Matsuda suddenly taking a turn for the worse. As such, she is confined indefinitely inside Silent Room Regalia, under heavy guard - or at least, until we figure out just what's going on, and then resolve it."

[2/3]
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>>39690568

You shake your head here, your eyes narrowing at Kyuubey. How the hell is that different from how Chiaki is now, huh? Isn't she already being subjected to those 'precautionary measures'? You saw the multicolored squad of Eversors stationed outside the Silent Room. You saw just how absurdly thick the doors were - almost six feet of solid steel - trapping your sempai inside that cold and lonely room, all by herself. She's already a prisoner, how much more of one can Kyuubey make her?

"Hanegawa." Kyuubey sighs in weary, tired tones - and you couldn't help but almost feel guilty at your tirade.

Almost.

"It seems that Matsuda's rubbing off on you as well. At least, the part of her that absolutely despises authority, no matter what." The Incubator lets out a strange sound - and it takes you a moment to realize that he actually chuckled. "But I understand where you're coming from. It must seem excessive that I'm confining my Warmaster to the most well-equipped Silent Room this Officio has, for what seems like a minor mutation. Not only that, I've stationed an entire squad of Eversors to stand guard. But rest assured, Hanegawa - I do not do things lightly. I rarely do things without purpose or reason. And in this, in what I did...there is one. A very good one."

...And what is it? What's the reason?

Kyuubey looks at you for a long, silent moment, before shaking his head. "I can't say. Not right now, at least. But I will, in time."

Hnh. Well, that's fine. You already have an inkling of why, anyway. But you're not going to share if he isn't.

How do you respond?

[]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
[]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
[]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
[]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
[]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[X]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
>[X]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[x]What can I do to help?

Open the door, I'm going in. I WILL SAVE SEMPAI!
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>>39690586
>[]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
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>>39690586
>>[X]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>>[X]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
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>>39690586
>[x]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>[x]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
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>>39690586
>[x]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[X] Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>[X] What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[X]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>[X]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
>[X]What can I do to help?
all the things
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>>39690586
>[X]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>[X]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
>[X]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[X]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
[]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
[]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[]What can I do to help?
Be a part of the solution, not a part of the problem, Hanegawa.
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>>39690586
>[x]What can I do to help?
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>>39690586
>[X]What can I do to help?
You called us here for a reason other than to make us worry right?
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>>39690586
>[X]Where's everyone? This is Chiaki we're talking about. The Warmaster. YOUR Warmaster. I was expecting more than just you and Ishikawa. Or does no one give a shit about Chiaki now?
>[X]What can I do to help?
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Can we ask Kyuubey what he's doing about it without being a bitch?
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>>39690777
What can we do to help? Come on man.
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>>39690586
>[]Alright, fine. What are YOU doing to fix this, then? Assuming you haven't tried it already.
>[]What can I do to help?
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Sooo, what can we do now to kill time?
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Soooo... more porn?
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>>39691043
How about nothing. The more you post the shorter the thread gets. Or do you not know about the bump limit?
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>>39691164
Not sure it matters. We probably won't get more than one update anyway. Two at best.
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>>39691164
>Bump limit ever affecting thread ends.

Is this your first time here?
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see >>39690508
>>39691047
All I'm contributing this time around, I'm about to crash.
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>>39691164
>>39691164
No, I don't know about that, to tell the truth. If you can explain, please? Also, this thread continues until Decu stop
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>>39691231
After so many posts are made in a thread, it stops automatically bumping back to the first page and will eventually fall off of page 10. In a lot of threads this might be a problem if people are too active, but Decu ends threads when he goes to sleep anyway so there's very, very rarely a crunch.
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>>39691231
From the FAQ

>Why won't my thread bump?

>All threads have a set bump limit (varies board to board). When this limit is reached, a thread will no longer "bump" to the top of the board, causing the thread to descend through the pages until it is marked for deletion and pruned. This method of post-limiting, while sometimes inconvenient, assures that content is kept fresh on the boards.
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>>39691276
>>39691386
Ok. Thanks for your time
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>>39691465
Bump limit for /tg/ is 300 posts, for the record, and we're at around 190. MGNQ is usually fairly active until it falls off the board, though, and Decu is usually long done posting by then.
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>>39691532
>implying we'll get more than 5 updates no matter what you do

Hahhahahahahahha
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Nyan nyan?
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>>39691823
It's only been an hour. Calm down.
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>>39691823
NYAN NYAN!
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>>39691839
NIHAO NYAN
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>>39691839
>>39691823
>>39691855

No
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>>39691855
GORGEOUS
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>>39691874
DELICIOUS
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BECAUSE KYOUKO
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Nothing wrong.
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>>39690365
>interactive ERP?
I wish.
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>>39692003
F-List
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>>39691880
Deculture
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>>39690619 >>39690622 >>39690644

Fine. That's...that's fine. Everything he said and he's not willing to say -- that's fine. He's an Incubator, and you're just a rank-and-file Callidus when all's said and done, Warmaster's aide notwithstanding. There may be stuff that's plainly out of your pay grade to know or ask about. Hell, Kyuubey probably's breaching protocol right here and now, by letting you in here and telling you all these things. And you appreciate that. If he has a way to fix the situation, you can probably be sure that he'll do whatever it takes for it to be carried out, without you getting on his ass about it.

Just...you wish he wasn't as evasive as he usually is.

But yeah. That's fine.

You just want to know how you can help, that's all.

You want to know how you can help your sempai.

Kyuubey glances at the darkness staring out at the both of you from the eight screens of his monitor array, before turning back to you, a sigh of what sounds like relief leaving his lips. "Now there's a trait I wouldn't mind Matsuda getting from you, Hanegawa." He shakes his head. "As of the moment, I have individuals seeking persons of interest that would be able to provide assistance or information about Matsuda's situation. Trusted allies in other Officios, those who owe me debts to guarantee their loyalty and discretion of this matter. I also have the Betrayer preparing to make her way her in order to share her input, although it must be said that I'd already asked her to come here even before this...event."

He pauses for a moment, looking at the completely-darkened screens in front of him once more. "Hanegawa, if you truly wish to help, then I want you to make sure that everyone feels that nothing is awry. Yes, Matsuda may be a complicated situation right now, but that doesn't mean we lose ourselves to panic or uncertainty. Nor should we allow those in our charge to feel as if everything is now balancing on a razor's edge, right at the precipice."

[1/2]
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>>39692145

The Incubator lets out a sigh, before turning back to you. "Go about your duties, Hanegawa. Perform them with the same eagerness and gusto that Karasawa Enishi reported that you were gushing with when you first took up the role of Instructor for my Callidus rank. Do not let anyone have time or reason to suspect that something's wrong."

Wait. Is that...did you hear him right? In other words, he just wants you to act normal? Pretend that everything's okay until whoever Kyuubey's having interrogated coughs up the answers needed to fix Chiaki, if there are any at all?

Is that it?

"More or less, yes." Kyuubey nods. "Things may seem dire, but we shouldn't let this affect our day to day, Hanegawa. If only for keeping up appearances, we must ensure that no one has any right to look at us with suspicion. So go about your duties without allowing yourself to appear as concerned and distracted as you no doubt obviously are." It's here that he smirks - or at least, he looks like he's smirking, even if you're sure he doesn't really do facial expressions all that much. "I am not completely blind to what happens in my Officio after all - most certainly not with my Warmaster and her aide."

How do you react?

[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
[]No. That's not enough. You're not doing enough. This is Chiaki we're talking about. Do more than just asking other people shit, you mutant cat bastard.
[]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692088
He heard your summons.
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>>39692183
>Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help shempai on your own
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>>39692183
[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
>[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
Don't actually tell him whether or not we'll do anything. Lie like a callidus.
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>>39692183
>[x]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.

Learn from Sempai, fuck the incubators.
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>>39692183
>[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692211
this is why the because kyoko should cease

if you're going to do the ritual, it should be done correctly
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>>39692183
>[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
>[]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
>[x]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
>>[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
>[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
Let's grab our shit and time to help Murder erm i mean sempai again.
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>>39692233
I like this.

>>39692183
Say
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
But do
>[]You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
>[]Should we have another Callidus pretend to be Sempai in the mean time?
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[X]No. That's not enough. You're not doing enough. This is Chiaki we're talking about. Do more than just asking other people shit, you mutant cat bastard.
[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
inb4 wendy takes charge
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>>39692183
>[X]No. That's not enough. You're not doing enough. This is Chiaki we're talking about. Do more than just asking other people shit, you mutant cat bastard.
>[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
>[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
>[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?


Sidearm, ceiling, etc. Let's try not to fuck up once.
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692183
[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
I don't need you
I'll save my own Shempai
With blackjack, and that American bitch
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>>39692293
I'd like to see them team up.
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
THE DOOR IS LOCKED, SHITHEADS
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>>39692355
that would be wonderfully awkward
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>>39692183
>[]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?
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>>39692355
I've assumed that's how things are going to go down since the last thread.
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>>39692183

[X]Immediately leave. You've heard enough. You're going to have to help Chiaki on your own.
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>>39692183
[x]Other
[x]Diplomacy the shit out of the critter
[x]"I helped the Warmaster one in Siberia in a similar case. Just open the door to her cell and let me inside. If things go south you have just lost a magical girl you recently acquired and if things go smoothly we wont need to make more people aware that there is a "Situation" than we already have."
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>>39692370
>THE DOOR IS LOCKED, SHITHEADS
It's obvious that players have not learned that their attempts to do things better than in-game experts only leads to them fucking things up even worse.
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>>39692183
>[X]Alright. Can I at least visit her from time to time?

Next time on MGNQ: Midori vs Heartcatch squad!
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>>39692183
conjugals
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>>39692468
So if it's not chikuwa time soon, I'm guessing the next update will take 1.5-2 hours, yes?
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>>39692509

Yes.
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>>39692509
Chikuwa most likely. It's 3:35 AM in the Moon
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>>39692556
Since it's been a while since the last thread, he might be pushing on for another hour or two.
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>>39692582
That would be nice
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>>39692612

And now our watch begins.
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>>39692370
Hanegawa is a magical ninja, you make it sound like a six foot reinforced steel door will stop her when she's determined.
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>>39692666
This is literally Kyuubey's personal office, yes I think his door can stop her
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>>39692666

Her skills are mainly based around illusions, and the Ninth has specialists trained in detecting and combating those… I doubt she'll even touch the door without QB's permission.
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>>39692420
Locked doors can be unlocked
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I wasn't so much saying getting out of QB's office, but when she gets to the silent room.
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I fully expect a Wendy teamup to get in. Literally zero chance it won't happen.
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I sure hope "helping her" does't mean springing her out.
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>>39692846
We could vote against it. You know, if we hate fun for some reason.
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>>39692852
Seems to be, break in and try to fix it again.

Fuck you captcha, you don't know about bread.
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>>39692862
I don't want the dream we had come true, and it seems very likely that people would vote to break Chiaki out of the Silent Room.
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>>39692862
We had fun once and we turned into the devil
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>>39692914
We can enter and try to restore Chiaki peace of mind, rather than drag her put of the room
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>>39692918
You mean it was dildos.
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>>39692918
We had fun once and Yuma died.
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>>39692944

Assuming she won't break out herself.
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>>39692966

Worth it!
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>>39692966
>>39692918
That wasn't even remotely fun for Chiaki.
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>>39692966
Bitch deserved it.

Malal did, too.
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>>39692914
Relax, all we have to do is not kill Mami.

I still don't trust her though.
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>>39693011
>Implying Mami isnt going to try and kill us instead.
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>>39693038
Subdue the mumi
deal non lethal damage
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>try
>implying she might fail
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>>39693038
Then we can deal with that when it happens.

On one hand, no more pancakes and a chance of getting into the express lane to bad end. On the other, 400,000 Risa points.

>>39693072
She did in Murderface's timeline when the procedure in Siberia failed.
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>>39692223 >>39692233 >>39692250 >>39692260

You nod at Kyuubey's suggestion. You don't...you don't really like it, but what he says makes sense. You can't put into words just how much you want to haul off and punch the little bastard off his desk, but you also can't help but hear the logic in his words. If someone like Kyuubey's spooked, then what about the rest of the Officio when they find out? Not to mention the inherent...cut-throat nature of the other Officios.

Sure, you've heard about how each Incubator are brothers or something, and they are siblings of a sort - but that kind of familial unity isn't usually emulated by the Officios they lead. That's why Magical Girl casualties in an operation happen. That's how bloodthirsty murderers like Kharn get their reputation. If anybody else found out about what happened to Chiaki, well...you don't even want to think about it, really.

So, yeah. You don't like it, but you'll go along with Kyuubey for now. Just smile and wave and pretend nothing's wrong.

For Chiaki. Just for her.

...Can you at least visit her, though? From time to time, at least. You ask this just as Kyuubey turns back to his array of monitors, his perfectly-round crimson eyes gazing up at the screens as he cycles through the visual filters again, before pressing one of the headphones' speakers against his ear. Nothing but darkness. Nothing but static.

"You are free to visit her, of course." The Incubator nods. "I've already notified Heartcatch Squad of the possibility of you visiting Matsuda personally. However, I do have to remind you that she is not allowed to leave the Silent Room, nor is anyone else allowed to enter unless authorized. And any unauthorized behavior is going to be punished severely, to the maximum extent possible of the laws set by this Officio. Is that understood, Hanegawa?"

Isn't...isn't that a bit excessive--

"Is that understood, Hanegawa?" Kyuubey asks again, now looking at you this time.

[1/2]
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>>39693107
>400,000 Risa points
>Actually giving a fuck about a mad dog.

Anon just no.
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>>39693138
But fluffy tails, anon.
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>>39693107
>On the other, 400,000 Risa points.
You'd trust the words of a Risa that turned on her Jager?
She deserves to be forgotten and waste away to nothing for what she did.
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>>39693172
That was clearly a false Jager.
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>>39693112

...Yeah. Yeah, okay. You understand.

"Very well." Kyuubey nods and goes back to his monitors. "Please give Matsuda my regards when you see her."

You don't even bother with the salute. You turn on your heel and walk away, making a beeline direct for the exit.. Acknowledging Kumatora's whispered farewell with a nod and a smile of your own - a smile you didn't even feel. You just wanted to get out of there before you said anything that you'd regret afterwards.

Besides, Kyuubey was trying to fix things, as irritating as he was. It's just...it feels like he has an agenda of his own. Like he's not trying hard enough. That no matter what happens to Chiaki, he's still going to benefit from it somehow.

Little mutant bastard cat. No wonder your sempai hates him so much.

What do you do now?

[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
[]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
[]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693206
[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
[X]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693206
[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.

Senpai needs us!
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>>39693206
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
>[]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693206
>[]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do

She can tell us more about the mission... and the red culexus
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>>39693206
[x]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
[X]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
Maybe now's not a good time.
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>>39693206
>[x]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.

checking on sempai would be part of our routine.
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>>39693206
[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.

It's still in the middle of the fucking night, no need to wake up Kyouko.
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>>39693206
>[x]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693206
>[]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
Do things right.
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>>39693206
>[X]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
Midori's turning clingy as hell. It's gonna be Iori all over again.
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>>39693320
Well, considering the circumstances, can you really blame her?
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>>39693338
Yes
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>>39693206
Oh jesus that drawing why are tits so low damn you fucked up man.
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[x]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693348
MIDORI DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>39693206
>[]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
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>>39693206
>[x]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
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>>39693361
Gravity is a cruel mistress.
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>>39693206
[X]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
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>>39693206
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[x]Do your daily tasks for a bit first, then see about checking up on Chiaki later. If you're going to play the part, you might as well do it properly.
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>>39693206
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>[X]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
>[X]Visit Chiaki now. You can play pretend all you want later. You just want to check up on her first.
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>>39693206
>Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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>>39693172
We're gonna need her help when we have to kill TTO, pinky, 20 officios of magical girls, 20 dickbutts, first knight sayaka, blood knight kyoko, shieldmaiden homura, any of the other spare homus, or someone else.

We all know how we're going to vote when there's a chance to make something interesting happen.

>>39693320
Except better, with a soul gem to lick.
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>>39693320
>turning
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>>39693206
i sure am glad i have three midori banners

>we all know how we're going to vote when there's a chance to make something interesting happen

Anon will mostly pussy out but if it squeaks by anyone everyone will yell at each other?
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>>39693206
>[]Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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Even Dan has been infected by the glorious tits.
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>>39693206
>Check up on Kyoko. She should be alright now, right? Maybe you can ask her for advice on what to do.
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Alright, pausing thread for now! We'll continue Sunday night!

Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! Sorry for the slow update times, I'll try to update faster as I get back into regular thread-making rhythm!

We have a writeup upcoming, so questions answered after it!
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>>39693547
Enlightened. The word you wanted was enlightened.
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---APARTMENT 666, NINTH OFFICIO HOUSING FACILITY – SEVERAL HOURS AFTER THE WARMASTER’S IMPRISONMENT---

The distant scent of lime and papaya hung in the air like a gentle fog. I could feel her hands – small and slender, soft and gentle – grazing across my skin, over the half-assed bandage job I’d done, over fresh scars and a few old ones, neatly-manicured fingernails tracing across each with a hypnotic sort of expertise. The gauze was matted against my skin, and it stuck uncomfortably as she unwound it – my whole right arm and a chunk of the left, a makeshift packing job around my midsection, and down a leg.

Jade Nakajima had the patience and grace of someone who’d done this thousands of times already – sometimes for me, sometimes for Amber. Usually for Nico, back when they worked together. Guess she was a Venenum for the Seventh, though you’d never guess she was a magical girl at all looking at her.

…Felt good to get the burns aired out, even if it stung. I could change the shape of the arm, imagine it was something else, but when it snapped back to normal, it still hurt like hell. Didn’t get better when she was cleaning it, but for the sake of not making shit weird, I did my best to sleep through most of it.

You can sleep through a lot of shit if you practice enough.

…Well, if I slept through it too hard, I wouldn’t be talking about it. Probably wouldn’t tell her, but it felt nice being pampered a little without…y’know. Without any implications. If she saw the little smile on my face, she didn’t say anything.

(1/8)
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>>39693585
Decu pls.

Draw more titmonsters.
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>>39693585
> I'll try to update faster as I get back into regular thread-making rhythm!

Uhuh. Sure.
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…Shit! Yeah, she saw it. And rather than say something, all she did was tighten the new bandages on my fucking arm harder. My eyes snapped open and I stared up at her, and she gave me the tiniest, shittiest little smirk. ...If nothing else, it was a lot cuter than anything Nakajima…the other Nakajima…usually managed.

The bandages – the ones Jade used – were unique. It was something she’d learned to put together when she was with Nicole, a sort of…extension of her magic, I guess. Gauze carefully bathed in a poultice of clean water and blood. Hers, not just any dumbfuck’s. That was her thing. Bodily fluids. Some shit about energy transfer, usual healing crap. Not really my field.

…She could kiss a cut and make it better if she set her mind to it. Never did. Didn’t like people enough for that, she’d rather bleed than get that close to them. Didn’t really blame her.

“That’s the worst of it,” she murmured in her usual airy, disinterested tone. “Do you feel any better?”

“I can’t feel my hand.”

“That means it’s working.” Moments like this reminded me that Jade was nobody’s damn nurse. …Probably learned it from Nicole, that she couldn’t afford to take shit from her patients.

I pushed myself to my feet, wobbling a little. Took a second of clenching and unclenching my fist to loosen the bandages up and get my blood flowing again. A second later, Jade thrust an ice-cold juice box into my hand. …I was hoping it would be like, apple juice or something, but judging by the smell and the fat little bat on the front…

(2/8)
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>>39693585
I hope when you say Sunday you are not saying "of the next week"
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>>39693585
thanks for running Deculture
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>>39693585
Which Sunday do you figure he means?
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>>39693585
what happened to that one girl that survived the church fire? we didn't ask her any questions or anything did we?
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>>39693627

“Finish the whole thing.” Her eyes met mine for a second. …Couldn’t tell what she was thinking, but it might have been worry. …Or maybe I’m just that lonely.

...

…I need a girlfriend, Christ.

“Wendy. Finish the-“

“-whole thing, yeah.” She smiled and patted me on the head, and…can’t say I hated that.

“You’ll be fine in a few days as long as you don’t push yourself too hard. Which I’m certain you won’t.” She turned to head back out to the living room, and I tried to get a good look at her ass through her-

Alright, get a fucking grip, Cooldown. This is pathetic.

...It took a little courage to test out the juice box. Didn’t exactly love it – this wasn’t my first fresh blood rodeo, though, and it was a little refreshing. Coppery and syrupy, and it tingled on my tongue from what I assumed was all the magic or…I don’t know, maybe that’s how maids tasted. Or she mixed painkillers in. Like, really good painkillers.

…That’d be nice. Just blank out for the day, catch up on sleep. Nobody could walk out of Wonderland without needing to pass out for a few days. Not even me. Maybe especially not me.

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>>39693680

Dunno how long I was out before Jade was shaking me awake again. Thought she was room service for a minute, she might have slapped me. …When I came to, she told me someone was asking for me at the door. It was about the last person I expected.

“Can…can I come in?” Green – what’s-her-DDs, Midori whatever – was standing at the door, shuffling her feet, squeezed into bike shorts that were a little too small for her and a hoodie that she probably thought made her look flatter. It didn’t.

I’d like to say I slammed the door in her fucking face. I almost did. I wanted to. …I don’t know. I was just…tired. Maybe I wanted someone to talk to that might talk back a little. Jade was cool and having a maid around was kinda hot, but she wasn’t exactly chatty.

…Maybe I just figured talking with Green would let me figure out Kong’s deal faster than trying to talk to Kong would.

I let her in without a word, motioned her back to my room – I knew better to try and kick Jade out when her weird samurai tokusatsu show was on. She didn’t seem all that thrilled about it, but she warmed up a little when I offered her some brownies.

(Good ones were on the bottom shelf of the fridge. She didn’t get those. Those were for me. And Jade. And a weekend where we didn’t need to do anything.)

It took her a long time and about three brownies to get to the fucking point, but I dunno, I didn’t mind that much. She had kind of a cute look to her, not that I was checking her out exactly – nibbled on her lip a little when she was thinking about what to say, kept fussing with her hair. Seemed like she didn’t get out much more than Annie did – had to be foreign, or maybe half or something. Her skin was lighter than mine, and her eyes…

Actually, she kinda reminded me of Ol’ Batshit, but instead of scary she was just, you know…awkward.

(4/8)
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>>39693694

“…I want to know what happened on Sempai’s mission.” Rookie spat it out eventually, quiet and even. My fingernails dug into my palms as I resisted the urge to snap at her about how I didn’t fuck her stupid girlfriend.

“I didn’t fuck your stupid girlfriend, Green.” ...Never been good at resisting urges. She gave me a sharp look – surprisingly sharp, on a face like hers – and bit back her retort.

“You’ve got some fucking chip on your shoulder, but I’ve been trying to back off. Alright? She still grabs my ass and shit, it’s hard. It’s like she can’t recognize me without feeling me up.” …That wasn’t fair, and it’d probably get her in trouble later. I didn’t really care. I was about to continue when Green cut me off.

“I trust Sempai…I don’t think she’d do that to me.” Her voice was even and stern, but those big, red eyes bored into me like a fucking laser. “I just want to know what happened to her. How she ended up…like that.”

“With big fucking skeleton wings powered by the screaming souls of the damned.”

“What!?” She looked mortified, and I couldn’t help but smirk. Yeah, she was that kind of person…too pure for all this bullshit. Or maybe just too…green.

Heh heh.

“Your girlfriend’s retarded. Like, serious brain problems. So we’re fighting through asstons of fucking demons – like real honest to shit demons, not…you know. Not like the kind you see on TV, or the kind you dream up in the middle of the night. Shit’s fucked in the special way Wond…the Akashic Realm fucks shit.”

…Already looked like I lost her.

“…It’s basically like…Double Hell. It’s where common sense and all the good in the world go to die.” Dug a cigarette out and lit it. She seemed kinda…into that, almost more than what I was saying, just stared at me while I lit the damn cigarette. Maybe she was a pyro. …Or just afraid of fire. She edged away a second later.

(5/8)
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>>39693714

“Don’t try to imagine it, just like…There’s a lot of the fuckers. We left Sakura behind to deal with Red Bitch-“

+After you got punked.+ An unwelcome piece of imaginary shit chimed in while I was trying to explain.

“Shut the fuck up, Nico.” Green screwed up her face and I winced as I realized I said it out loud.

“I didn’t…say anything…? And that’s not-“

“You wanna hear this or not?” I took a long drag on my cigarette and hunted for my place again.

“Arright, so we sent Mickey back after her. It was just me, Miss Tomoe, and…Matsuda. We pick up on What’s-Her-Stick and we confront her, and the first two things Matsuda tries to do are fucking…chat with her and hand her soul gem over.”

“…You’re lying.” She scowled at me, and I growled back.

“Fuck off. Why would I lie about how fucking stupid your girlfriend is? Does she not do completely pants-on-head retarded shit around you? Because she has brain problems with a capital fucking handicap space.”

…That one went over her head, but she settled into a low frown.

“So she hands her soul gem over and…like…explodes into being Satan.”

She frowned harder.

“...You know. The Shieldmaiden. Harbinger of the apocalypse. Celestial rapist. The…Nemesis of the Golden Land or…something like that. Christ, I know you guys have church pamphlets in the lobby, did you seriously never read one? This is basic shit.” I didn’t read the pamphlets either. I was pretty sure Annie made half of her sermons up on the spot anyway.

…Yeah, I wasn’t winning her over with this.

“Look, anyway, she went all batshit, suplexed what’s-her-face into the ground and it was fucking awesome, we got the bitch stick, something something power of shitty J-pop, and we left. And then that Culexus died, and your Incubator started shitting and crying everywhere and shoved Matsuda into lockup.”

A minute passed before she offered anything at all.

(6/8)
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>>39693724

“You’re…not good at reports, huh…”

“You want a report, ask Mickey. The fuck are you even here? I hate you. You come here just to eat my brownies or something?” …Didn’t hate her that much. She smelled pretty nice. Kiwi shampoo I think, something kinda familiar, but I couldn’t really place it.

This time it seemed like she actually got the joke – her expression softened a little.

“Well…Everyone else is injured, busy, or Sempai. You don’t seem to really do anything, so I figured you’d be free.” She reached for another brownie. I put my cigarette out on it an inch from her fingers before I took it for myself. Yeah, fuck you, Green.

“I do the paperwork Miss Tomoe doesn’t have time for and Matsuda doesn’t fucking bother with. …Least, that’s what it’s turning into.” She took a different brownie instead, but I felt like I won a moral victory.

“You..? Paperwork? …Wait, you’re really Tomoe-san’s assistant?” Her eyes widened as she popped a hunk of brownie into her mouth. I swallowed mine.

“Fuck did you think?”

“…Well, I thought you two were effing.”

…Effing.

“Effing?”

“…Fucking.” Green corrected herself with an irritated little scowl. …Surprisingly cute. “I thought you two were kind of a thing. Like, pet play…or something. After the meeting-“

“She was worried I’d get carried away and hurt someone. Someone that pissed me off. Like you.”

She fidgeted a little, staring down at her lap.

“…I’m not sorry.”

“…Hey. Lemme ask you something. …She even give a shit? Was she even mad?” I wasn’t gonna like the answer, but somehow we’d gotten over to this.

(7/8)
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>>39693747

“…We talked about it.” Green was a shitty liar. “Later,” she added. “A lot happened that day, so…”

“Yeah. Sure. I bet she spanked you and then it was all okay, right?”

“…S…something like that.” Her cheeks flushed a little, and I felt my knife squeeze into my hand. I could kill her. I could kill her right here, ditch the body. Wouldn’t be hard to pin it on some mindfucked remnants of staffbitch’s followers.

…I didn’t.

…Bros before hos. Matsuda and I were…it was complicated, yeah. But I wasn’t some stupid crazy slut in some cartoon that’d just knife someone for being inconvenient. We were getting along okay, and that was…enough…for now.

I followed her gaze, figured she must have seen my knife. I wasn’t really hiding it. Glanced down at her hands and caught a glimpse of steel between her fingers, too– butterfly knife, maybe, or a switchblade. Probably a switchblade, carefully covered with one hand while she fidgeted …Wasn’t as shitty a liar as I thought, if she could keep that expression up while she pulled that out of her hoodie.

…Nice thighs, too.

“…You need anything else?” I pushed myself to my feet and shoved the rest of my brownie into my mouth, letting my knife dissolve back into the sea of my subconscious or whatever. She made a little noise, a negative, and did the same. …Her mouth was full, she stole the last fucking one when I turned away.

I saw her to the door, and she finally offered me an awkward smile.

“Um, thanks…I know this was weird. I guess…I mean, you’re not as bad as I thought.”

“Yes I am. Get fucked.” I offered her a half-assed little wave before closing the door on her.

…Should have just stabbed her. When’d I get so soft…?

(8/8)

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Thanks for reading, folks. Cleaner versions at

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/-Wendy-_soft

and the old format

http://pastebin.com/RusJu0BH

Thanks to Midori for the art, as always!
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>>39693585
Thanks for running

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

Thread has been archived!

And thanks Wendy for the writeup.
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>>39693585
Boobs?
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>>39693585
Who will you draw with enormous boobs next?
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>>39693585
Stop drawing mountains.
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>>39693585
Are magical dickgirls canon? Who's to blame for that? Been seeing talk about futas for the last few threads now, and it's leaving me fucking confused.
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>>39693779
I like this.
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>>39693606
>>39693680
Still the best.
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>>39693779
>>39693950
Amber has stiff competition now.
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Decu is kill, so you're stuck with me for the remainder.

>>39693607
I will fervently pass this on.

>>39693630
>>39693668
He probably means tomorrow!

...probably.

>>39693675
Effectively a route that wasn't taken. She spent some time in Church custody, but being as the problem is over, she was allowed to leave for someone comfortable, secure, and unrelated.

>>39693919
Yes and deculture is to blame

>>39693930
Thank you!
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>>39693969
Who says they have to compete?

>>39693972
Didn't you say those were pot brownies a while back?
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>>39693991

>>39693694
>(Good ones were on the bottom shelf of the fridge. She didn’t get those. Those were for me. And Jade. And a weekend where we didn’t need to do anything.)
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>>39694024
Right, but I thought you said before that they'd eaten the pot brownies.
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>>39693779
>Midori and Wendy don't immediately kill each other
>so you're saying there's a chance
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>>39693972
Who's to blame for the rash of giant tits?
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>>39693972
Okay, helpful! But I actually meant like, in-universe, who's to blame for magical dickgirls. Is there someone directly responsible for the happy funtime serum or whatever. Never found the origin in the threads I've read.
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>>39694043
They've proven that they like each other when Chiaki is completely removed from the equation, as Green Green and Sleepygrl.
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>>39694034
Callidus Tricks: While Wendy sat and talked to an illusion, Midori was busy raiding the fridge.
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>>39693585
Thanks for the fun. Hopefully see you Sunday night.
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>>39694034
Nah. We probably won't see Green Green in that sense unless they hook up.

>>39694043
Ufufufu.

>>39694062
It's mostly come up on ask.fm, but aside from some Callidus being able to do it on their own, it's mostly Amber Nakajima's Formula H.

I swear to god that was an injoke forever and I never thought I'd be saying it in a serious context.

>>39694059
Decu finally drew Annie May Springfield. Apparently it stuck.
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>>39694105
>unless they hook up.
Menage a trois count?
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>>39694067
They didn't know who each other really was. They were in disguise
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>>39694166
Well everyone being high as fuck would probably make a menage a trois easier.
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>>39694105
So what have you been up to? Have you been plotting something?
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>>39694177
Exactly, they didn't know who the other really was, and they got along based on their personalities and mutual interests.
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>>39694198
I've actually got roughly two more Raleigh chapters done, I just want Midori to take a pass at them first to see if there's anything she wants to draw from them.

There's also Jade's story, but that'll be a while yet. Possibly Iori's too, but I need to rethink where I was going that for a few reasons.
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>>39694105
>>39694198
Come to think of it, what have you and the other writefags been up to? There haven't been a lot of new write-up announcements these days.
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>>39694242
Attarou's busy as always, we'll probably hear from him again soon. Twiceborn's been busy with school and I hope it lets up for him soon, too. Malal's busy with about ten billion projects at any one time. Archival's kind of drifted away into the mysterious blizzards of the far north. Not really sure about anyone else.
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>>39694206
Ah, true! I didn't saw it like that
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>>39694281
Thanks for the writeup!
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>>39694359
Thanks for reading!
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>>39694242
WORRY NOT, BROTHER

FOR I HAVE RETURNED

(sorta)
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>>39694242
Shipping, getting sick, shipping, going on vacation, shipping, stressing myself sick, shipping, finals, shipping, procrastinating, shipping, staying up late, shipping, breaking the AC input on my laptop, shipping, becoming increasingly scatterbrained, shipping, brainstorming, shipping, punning, shipping, hammering away at a new write-up, shipping, encouraging Halley's terrible ideas, shipping, going to the doctor, shipping, writing research papers, shipping, shipping, and shipping.
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>>39694281
Anybody you want to see decu draw with big boobs? Anybody with big boobs you want to see deculture draw?
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>>39694739
I want more Annie and a lot more Kyouko.

I kinda wanna see his take on Raleigh too.
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>>39694769
>“…It’s basically like…Double Hell. It’s where common sense and all the good in the world go to die.” Dug a cigarette out and lit it. She seemed kinda…into that, almost more than what I was saying, just stared at me while I lit the damn cigarette. Maybe she was a pyro. …Or just afraid of fire. She edged away a second later.
Wait, wait, wait, Midori afraid of fire? Kyoko, something to say?
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>>39694105
are all Callidus knife nuts? Or is that an occupational decision due to the clandestine nature of that branch of magical girls?
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>>39695360
clearly she's into girls who smoke
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>>39695634
Since a lot of them focus on covert or espionage work, focusing their energy toward something easy to conceal even in disguise or out of costume is probably a priority for a lot of them. It's not actually universal by any means, though.

That said, in the main part of MGNQ we mostly see Midori (who is legitimately a little bit of a knife nut) and Wendy (who most certainly is one and has a bit of a special attachment to her kitchen knife), so it's easy to get that impression.

>>39695360
There's a reason for this, though it might not be immediately obvious here. It will be eventually.
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>>39695717
well since she's the daughter of a cook, I would expect Hanegawa to be pretty skilled in knife work.



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