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So, news.

Went to set up an ask.fm. Then it wanted my real damn name, and, while I could make something up, it's like, nah. Nahhh. Besides, I'm relatively sure there's not enough call for it anyway, haha!

Other than that, I do have a pretty solid idea of where I'd like us to get to tonight, so it may be a long thread, though I may have one long break in there while i get something for evening chow and maybe grab a rockstar or monster or something.

archive here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

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The sirens on the base have shut off by the time the four of you make it to the hangar. Out on the apron, crews load weapons onto the air force jets, while in the hangar, the overhead crane is lowering a group of agiles in their rotary launcher into the dorsal bays of your Wyvern, and a load tech is closing the doors on the twin's plane manually. The nacelle bays on both your fighters are still open and waiting for their weapons, while the ordinance crews wheel a pair of Tesla cannons out from the weapons depot on a pair of flatbeds.

The witches straggle in in ones and twos- Rosalie and Wendy, already in the hangar, are mounting their striker racks already, while Ice heads towards her own, where the ordinance crews are loading what look like ASRAAMs into the bays of her superstriker. Slider's, you guess, are already loaded, judging by the empty weapons trolley nearby and the closed bays.

Merlin makes a beeline for the Wyvern while you head for the chief- you're not sure what you're loaded with, and you'd at least like some idea.

1/2
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“Chief!” You call over the noise of the hangar. “How're we loaded?”

He looks back from directing a crew with the Girl's planes- without the extra space for the capacitors for the Tesla cannon, they're being loaded with agiles in the nacelles and railguns in the centerline.

“Agiles up top sir,” He says, looking over at you. “Tesla cannon in the centerline, that's down from theater, they want something that can kill dreads, and that's all you've got that'll do it for sure.”

You nod. “What about the nacelles? And the external hardpoints?”

He turns. “Well, sir, we hadn't started loading them. We're about out of agiles, we've got enough to finish this load and that's it. We could load AMRAAMs, but you're not going to get as many, and it sounds like you're really going to want all the firepower you can pack up there.”

You nod. “And the pylons?”

He shrugs, motioning to them. “We hadn't fitted 'em, but we sure can, no prob. They'll shoot your stealth all to hell, but it's extra space we can load up with any missile we've got in inventory. Though if you want more shortrange, it'll have to be ASRAAMs.”

“How long?” You ask.

He checks his watch for a second. “No more than five minutes. Those things are well designed and the boys are damn good. We can have you ready for flight in no more than eight.”

“Eight minutes?”

He nods. “Yessir, give or take. Won't matter, it'll take us at least that long to load the railguns in the XFAs anyway. Just tell me whatcha want.”

{Bays 2 and 4 are already loaded with Agiles and bay 3 has the tesla cannon, so select weapons for bay 1 and 5. You can also opt to fit the external hardpoints, both of which have 3 load points}
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>>39773405
[x] Give Merlin chocolate cake and then lewd Ice and Slider in front of Patty
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>>39773428
Bay 1
>Sidewinders
Bay 5
>AMRAAM

Hoo boy, haven't had a live SW89 thread in a while.
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>>39773428
Bay 1
>Sidewinders
Bay 5
>AMRAAM
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>>39773428
AMRAAMS for bay 5, Bay 1 ASRAAMS.

This is gonna be big, isn't it?

>>39773466
bobdinosaur spotted
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>>39773428
Add the gunpods and ASRAAMS?
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>>39773428
Bay 1
>Sidewinders
Bay 5
>AMRAAM

I'm okay with this.
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>>39773428
Agiles in the nacelle bays. AMRAAMS on external pylons.

Also, what's our gun load? I remember our Wyvern has two drums for cannon ammo for some reason.
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>>39773504
>Sidewinders
>Not ASRAAMS for better range or Agiles for better manoeuvrability
why?
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>>39773428
>Bay 1
ASRAAMs
>Bay 5
AMRAAMs
>External hardpoints
Yes, sounds like we'll want all the dakka we can get.

Best night of the week!
>>39773523
Sounds like it.
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>>39773428
Bay 1
>Sidewinders
Bay 5
>Sidewinders

Also install the external hard points with even more sidewiders.

This smells like a task for our old friend More Dakka.
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Shouldn't we add ASRAAMs?
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>Inb4 Russians have the LMSD-76 Gray Phantom
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>>39773523
What if Frank holds hands in front of Merlin?
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>>39773674
>We're about out of agiles, we've got enough to finish this load and that's it.
>Though if you want more shortrange, it'll have to be ASRAAMs.
I don't think we even have a option in regards to short range stuff, despite all the sidewinder votes.
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>>39773428
>Bay 1
Sidewinders
>Bay 5
Sidewinders

Who here thinks we should announce our joining the battle over an open channel? The Russians will freak the fuck out.

"The Eagle is here! The Eagle is here!"

"Calm yourself, Ivan! If we eject, perhaps he will not kill us."

"EJECT, EJECT!"
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>>39773785
>Implying the Big Three will not kill us for doing such an idiotic move
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>>39773785
If this doesn't end with Frank diving out of the sun shouting "OF HAPPENINGS!" I'm going to be semi-disappointed
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CYBER-NEWTYPE WITCHES SOON
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>>39773811
>Implying they will not simply skip giving Slider and Katya their separate turns and not strap Frank into the bed for orgy night.
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>>39773428
Bay 1&5 holding Agiles for extended AtA capabilities. AMRAAMS for longer range kills on the pylons

We're likely facing Superflankers/fandances. witches and dreadnaughts. The latter we can kill with the tesla cannon and the rest can be combated at range where their manoeuvrability means little.
>>39773785
While I agree with your Idea of Psychological warfare, your load choices are not good.

>Captcha: RUN
Captcha knows what's up
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Best time of the day has come!
Planes, waifus and old Lupin movies inbetween posts.
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>>39773785
That's not our job, it's the frantic enemy forces' job. Do you even shattered skies?
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>>39773826
I think they might be prepared for the Eagle?

I mean they got screwed over in Tanana, Berlin, and in several other smaller areas. I doubt it will be that much of a cake walk.
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>>39773926
Are you ready for the Butcher?
You weren't ready...
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>>39773926
Also there's no way they're deploying more dreads without some sort of answer to the "can be taken out by a single fighter's weapon" problem
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>>39773899
Wouldn't adding more gunpods be better?
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>>39773906
Castle of Cagliostro or bust
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>>39773962
Better fighters than the guy taking out the dreads? This time, instead of 60 migs, we'll have 60 nosferatus on us.
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Story credit for FeelthyHornet.
I reinterpret and may misinterpret some of the scene, at any rate hope this good enough.
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>>39773995
Based Manga and Feelthy.

Bang on job, mates!
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>>39773995
Nice, mangafag, I love it.
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>>39773984
That would require us to stay on an enemy for longer, with an agile we can just lock on, fire and move onto the next target.
>>39773995
Awesome work Manga
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>>39773985
Nah, seen that one about a thousand times.
Secret of Mamo it is for today.
Just seen Daisuke Jigen's Gravestone yesterday and that was pretty neat, if heavy on the Japaneseness.
Meaning weird pervy stuff.
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>>39774059
Then I guess it's time for Green vs Red!

>>39773995
In addition to >>39774023, Slider's reaction face in panels 5 and 6 are the best.
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>>39773995
Amazing m8
>>39773993
That's basically how naval air defense works yeah.
And/or burst missiles
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>>39773995
Hahahahah

>>39774036
But haven't the new Russian Airplanes showed that such tactics with missiles don't work?

I mean when we met with those ace hit teams I mean.
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ok, guys. there's five votes for SRMs in one bay, MRMs in the other, and no word on the pylons, so I'll take that as don't fit them. I want to confirm this with you before I write the full update. Your final load would be:

8 agile
6 Tesla cannon shots
4 ASRAAM
2 AMRAAM

Does that look correct?
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>>39773699
we will sink it
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>>39774193
Looks about right chief.

>>39774204
Sieg Zeon
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>>39774193
looked good for me.
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>>39774193
No, we need anti-ship missiles.
For when they come at us with really big planes.
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>>39774245
That is what dreads are and what the tesla cannon is for
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>>39774218
one more zeek to kill then...
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>>39774193
Looks good boss.
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>>39774245
We're not talking big, white, SPACE PLANES OF PEACE are we?
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>>39774193
Add the Pylons please.

Also I thought our Witch Missile bays can let us carry a lot of missiles?
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>>39774270
that's in the US
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>>39774265
Advance upon my position feddie
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9DLZ0G7JXM
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>>39774270
No, flying fortesses of Soviet doom were what I considered.
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>>39774151
That was due to the witches intercepting the missiles with shields. Those teams worked fucking well. However my assumption was that the enemy will not be fielding those units as they are more suited to head hunting rather than an open battle.

>>39774193
Swap the Bay AMRAAMS for ASRAAMS and add some pylon AMRAAMS.
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>>39774265
Ah, Blue Destiny, my first Gundam Manga. The recurring naked chick was a bit of a shock at the time when I was young.
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>>39774193
Looks right, wanted the pylons but that'll work.
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>>39774286
COMMIE HIJACK LOL
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>>39774319
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>>39774283
They do, hence the 8 Agiles.
>>39774193
What about gun ammo? don't we have that weird 2 drum set up for cannon ammo
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>>39774289
pic related
>>39774319
Would love to see them try!
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>>39774193
Add the Pylons

Add more ASRAAMS
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>>39774380
GOD DAMN IT!
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>All these ASRAAMS votes
Come on guys, we've already got enough ASS for the op.
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>>39774319
Remember the anti satalite mission an AC3?

Just add boosters and some ablative armour plates to the Wyvern and we can do it.
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>>39774411
Damn it Kou get off the space drugs!
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>>39774411
Carrots anyone?
>>39774430
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXn-In8xrM
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>>39774430
I'm still waiting for Merlin Hammerspace tech to completely fucking revolutionize space travel.
Cydonia or bust.
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>>39774430
aaaaaaaah
that was the most fun mission in whole AC franchise.
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>>39774417
What do you suggest.

Wouldn't adding more missiles be good regardless?
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>>39774446
Pick one.
>Newtype magic
>Haman's shady new drug
>Judau is fooling around again
>It's a Vist Foundation conspiracy
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>>39774484
Dude I was joking.
You know, ASS? Witches with great ASS?
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>>39774446
>>39774463
NEVER!!!
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>>39774482
Personally I had more fun with the Area B7R missions in AC0 and the anti heavy command cruiser missions. But the anti-satalite mission is also up there.
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I just realized we finally get to see our new helmet
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>>39774577
HELMET ART FUCKING WHERE
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Ok, calling it for mixed load on the bays.

now, there's four votes to add the pylons (and no other mention of them) so they're going on. they each have 3 load points, what do you want on them?
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>>39774604
SLOIDAHWINDAHS
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>>39774604
IS there anything we could load on the pylons that would affect our stealth the least? Granted, all of them will affect it.
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>>39774604
Rocket pods! All the rocket pods!
If the Russians come with a huge formation, I want to shoot all of them at the same time!
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>>39774536
>B7R
>Aigaion
This nigga gets it
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>>39773428
>ASRAAMs

NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME GIGGLE M8
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>>39774604
AMRAAMS, we have all the short range we need, let's load the fuck up on BVR
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>>39774650
>Fuel
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>>39774650
>Inb4 Napalm rocket pods

>>39774523
NINJIN LOVES YOU YEAH!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=pse9uFkvrNA
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>>39774604
I'd prefer to just stuff the pylons with whatever extra short-range missiles we can carry. Fuck stealth, we're heading into what looks like the biggest furball of the war!
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>>39774604
AMRAAMS.
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>>39774694
>Rockets
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>>39774694
>>39774650
>Young at work.webm
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>>39774694
Nah, we can't pack fuel-air bombs.
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>>39774686
>>39774716
This
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I eagerly await its arrival.
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>>39774604
AMRAAMs, we gave short range enough loving.
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>>39774715
>biggest furball of the war
>not berlin
I doubt that very much
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ok. Calling it, 2 votes for pylon AMRAAMS (3 missiles each)

your final load will be:

8 AGILE III
6 Tesla cannon (SPW)
4 ASRAAM
8 AMRAAM
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>>39774740
>Not getting the joke
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>>39774759
Looks good boss
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>>39774759
Looks good boss. Let's get her in the air, those Russians won't skull-fuck themselves.
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>>39774755
Ok, how about LAST big furball of the war? That sound more accurate?
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>>39774755
>“Early warning picked up a massive air attack forming up inside the soviet borders. As big as the one they sent at Berlin. They've got multiple dreads up there, and intermittent contacts- the kind we get with witches. SHAEF is scrambling everything to intercept, including us.”

If it's not Berlin it's pretty damn close. Just makes me wonder how much the Reds'll have left after this.
>>39774759
Sounds good.
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>>39774760
>not blasting Russians out of the sky with the biggest boom possibly available
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>>39774759

Shoot the AMRAAMs off early, then we'll be clean and slick once more.
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>>39774759
Looks good, although honestly I wanted at least one SLOIDAHWINDAH in there.


>>39774746
HEIL BELKA
WOLKENRITTER SOON
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>>39774789
You're forgetting the inevitable REX TREMENDAE MAJESTATIS
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>>39774789
We have 20 Missiles and 6 heavy cannon rounds.

How much standard cannon rounds does a Jet normally carry?
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>>39774825
Around 200 on a fighter, I think.
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>>39774825
I'm inclined to go with its AC04 ammo count of 850
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>>39774797
Bro do you even SWQ?

>>39774825
600 rounds maybe?
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>>39774789
I still think that Moscow will be bigger, even if It's just crop dusters against super jets at that point.
>>39774793
Like I said, crop dusters.
>>39774825
>For internal gun?
Between 450 and 1080 dependent on plane.
>For super killy death ray?
none, these aren't normal issue.
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>>39774793
>Just makes me wonder how much the Reds'll have left after this.

I'm guessing their air force is going to be almost completely shattered after this, with them being lucky to field two squadrons' worth of veteran pilots.
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>>39774883
Reminder that Nugget-filled trainers are a viable option for COIN and CAS
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>>39774934
Biafra Babies!!
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>>39774929
Assuming we win, of course
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>>39774934
If they use those we're fucked, Nuggets are no joke.

Also, does anybody have the screen cap where /k/ designed a jaeger that had one arm made out of 100 mosins and had a giant dragon dildo to kill kajau.
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>>39774523
In the long, dark nights of deep space....it's very important to maintain night vision with plenty of beta-carotene
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>Inb4 Russians will be sending the 6th Air Division, 66th Air Force Unit against us
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>>39774870
>AC04
>>39774876
>>39774878
>>39774883
Anyone know how much a Wyrven can carry for the internal gun?
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>>39775116
As many as the plot requires?
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>>39775116
Probably around 600.
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>>39775116
I'm going to go for the number from Ace Combat and go for 850 rounds. But our original wyvern had two ammo bins/drums for multi-roll missions so that number might be different.

And with merlin enhancing the gun we essentially have a fully automatic tank-witch cannon. Rejoice.
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>>39774883
So a fleet of Po-2s?
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>>39775228
Taman Guards soon
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>>39775228
I was thinking An-2s but those too.
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>>39775116
If I am reading Acepedia correctly 618 to 1283, depending on Level. Seeing how Frank is an super Ace, probably the higher count.

http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/X-02_Wyvern#Game_Analysis
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>>39775334
But that depends on whether Ghost uses Infinity's ammo count or 04's ammo count, which was 850
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>>39775369

I don't think he does the infinite ammo since I recall at least in Tanana and Berlin while we were low on Missiles we still had some ammo in our internal gun
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>>39775411
Infinity's ammo count, not infinite ammo
In Infinity, gun ammo scales up with aircraft level
For the Whyvern, this runs from 618 at level 1 to a whopping 1283 at 10
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>>39775411
>>39775369
>>39775334
Ammo load has been stated before, it's just been awhile.
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>>39775439
I see though I'm curious how much can a standard witch shield can take 20mm high explosive rounds.

(I think that what was used in that ambush by the hit teams)
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>>39775583
Why 20mm? We use 25mm. Much better.
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After the last thread I ended up going to sleep very late and made the "mistake" of reading the quest one last time just before signing off. What followed was a really strange dream filled with SWQ89 characters, though not in the obvious way you're probably imagining. I don't remember my dreams much but when I got up the next day I managed to write a small page of notes about what happened.

Would you like to hear more about it? Perhaps when Ghost takes a break to get dinner or maybe next thread depending on how long it takes for me to write.
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>>39775599
You piqued my interest at least.
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>>39775599
>[Desire to know more intensifies]
If this doesn't involve the Torun Still I will be disappointed.
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>>39775599
Do it
Maybe pastebin that shit so it stays but do it
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>>39775599
Go for it.
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>>39775583
It can take quite a lot of punishment from a standard 20mm cannon. But merlin tends to enhance ours with magic. Thus we essentially fire a fully automatic tank witch cannon. this kills witches in seconds.
>>39775599
I would like to know more.
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>>39775599
Yeah, pastebin it
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>>39775594
Right 25mm my bad.

>>39775599
Can't be any weirder then the dream I had with Frank being a pianist.
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{your final load will be:

8 AGILE III
6 Tesla cannon (SPW)
4 ASRAAM
8 AMRAAM }

Quickly, you tell him your load plan- he looks at you strangely when you give him differing loads for your nacelle bays.

“You're going to be imbalanced.” He cautions. “Those ASRAAMS will outweigh the AMRAAMS.”

You nod. “Yeah, but not by enough to matter. Fifty-sixty pounds at most, no big deal.”

He nods again. “If you're ok with it, no problem sir. We'll get it done.” He then offers you a handshake and a salute, grinning. “Ok, we got work to do sir. Might want to stay out the way, wouldn't want ya to get your flight suit dirty.”

You grin and head up the ladder to the cockpit, setting your helmet on your lap as you get situated in the ejection seat. You grin when you see the art- it follows the same theme as the image painted on your nose and tailfins.

Except here, the eagle is superimposed over the soviet witch's cap badge, while the lace winds it's way around the bird, apparently pinning it's wings to it's sides, and the old canvas belt is draped over it's neck. There's a comical look of bewilderment and dismay on the bird's face, which, to you, is the icing on the cake.

You laugh to yourself, flipping it over in your hands and settling it down on your head, blinking as the VDNI interface slots into place. You're joined in your head a second later when the Wyvern's probe sockets into the back of your helmet, the hard arm withdrawing into the rear of your seat to leave just the flexible cable in place.

“Preflight's done.” Merlin says to you, her voice seeming to come from all around at once. “We're in prestart, but I don't want to start up while they're loading weapons. We'll use a tug to get out to the apron, and start there.”

“Fine with me. You run radio checks yet?” You ask back at her.

1/3
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>>39775657
was he playing piano man
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“Not yet, I left that for you. I'll do weapons checks.” She says, making an action that you can only interpret as turning away from you, as if you were face-to-face, to handle the weapons. VDNI is taking some getting used to, you think.

“Radio check.” You say into the open mic, 'aiming' it as a squadron-level transmission.

“We hear you, papa.” Stasya responds from her fighter, echoed almost immediately by Lilya.

“Loud and clear.” Slider says, a second later. “Ice has you too.”

The rest of the confirmations trickle in, Mav being the last to say she hears you.

Outside, the air force wing begins their take-off rolls, the roar of their jets audible even through the canopy in the sealed cockpit. Aircraft tugs wheel into the hangar, hooking their tow bars up to your nosegear and wheeling you outside where Merlin fires up both the Wyvern's turbines, the rising howl a part of you.

You grin, clenching your nomex-covered hand into a fist.

“Victor Foxtrot three, you're clear for immediate takeoff on runway twenty three.” The tower says, the ground controller sounding a bit hurried. “Switch over to local air command as soon as you're gear up.”

The witches roll first, followed by your fighters. Once in the air, ice contacts the AWACS in the air, operating with callsign LOKI, who vectors you towards Dubrouna, in the former Belarus.

“Be warned,” the battle director calls from his post on the E-3 Sentry, orbiting above and west of the combat area, “The airspace is a mess. Do not fire without visual identification of the target unless otherwise ordered.”

“There go the AMRAAMS.” Merlin says from behind you.

2/3
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>>39775683
>There's a comical look of bewilderment and dismay on the bird's face, which, to you, is the icing on the cake
OH GOD MUST SEE THIS NAO
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You're about to respond when Ice cuts in. “Ok, here's the plan. The airspace is a mess, like Loki said. Multiple confirmed Soviet witches in the fight, we're going straight in. Warhound, take the fighters and get high. See if you can't interdict out on the edge, keep any soviet reinforcements from reaching the battle area.”

“We're missile tight.” You warn, indicating the need for visual ID of targets.

“I know, but if one of us needs to split off, it'll be a lot easier to recover if we don't have to go through a furball to do it.” She says.

“Saint and Squire can do it too.” Sho-sa Sakamoto says, indicating herself and Wendy, her wingmate. “We will easily be able to hold them off and allow the fighters full use of their weapons.”

“Call it, Warhound.” Ice says. “Interdict or dogfight?”

[] Interdict
[] Get stuck in!
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict
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>>39775729
>[X] Get stuck in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1CNkRmHQI
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>>39775729
[X] Interdict
While giggling maniacally on an open channel
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>>39775729
>[] Get stuck in!
Knife fight is go
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1bADp_cJqg

>AWACS in the air, operating with callsign LOKI
OH FUCK GOD DAMMIT ALL TO HECK AND BACK
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>>39775729
>[X] Interdict
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict

Blow the overwings first
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>>39775729
>We'll get in close and use the tesla cannons on enemy dreadnoughts.
>>39775683
>the eagle is superimposed over the soviet witch's cap badge, while the lace winds it's way around the bird, apparently pinning it's wings to it's sides, and the old canvas belt is draped over it's neck. There's a comical look of bewilderment and dismay on the bird's face, which, to you, is the icing on the cake.
Manga, you have a new target.
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict

>Loki
...you again.

>Except here, the eagle is superimposed over the soviet witch's cap badge, while the lace winds it's way around the bird, apparently pinning it's wings to it's sides, and the old canvas belt is draped over it's neck. There's a comical look of bewilderment and dismay on the bird's face, which, to you, is the icing on the cake.
.......I'm sold.
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>>39775729
>[x] Interdict
Witches are much better in a dogfight.
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>>39775729
>Interdict.

Don't waste effort where it's not needed. Only go into the dogfight if you're called in and they need you.
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>>39775729
[] Interdict
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>>39775683
>You're going to be imbalanced.” He cautions. “Those ASRAAMS will outweigh the AMRAAMS.”

This is going to be a problem right?

>>39775689
Well yes, I think Konstantina was a bodyguard. and Katya was a vocalist.

>>39775729
>Interdict
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>>39775772
Calling it now.
>We will be assisted by a white-black-and-yellow F-15, callsign Walkyr
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict
We need to be clear to shoot dreads if they show up
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>[x] Interdict

>Except here, the eagle is superimposed over the soviet witch's cap badge, while the lace winds it's way around the bird, apparently pinning it's wings to it's sides, and the old canvas belt is draped over it's neck. There's a comical look of bewilderment and dismay on the bird's face, which, to you, is the icing on the cake.
That's just about the greatest thing ever.
>>39775599
Go for it guy, just wait till the end of this thread or the next. You could always pastebin it.

>though not in the obvious way you're probably imagining
It's never the obvious way, back when I spent alot of time in Strike Witches threads on /a/ I had Mio and Minna show up in a dream. It was at a party and it end with me shooting Churchill.
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>>39775729
>[x] Interdict
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>>39775799
GO BACK TO B7R YOU SON OF A--
>knifed
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wait, what am I forgetting. Who's Loki?
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>>39775872
Resident son of a bitch
Blame Merc
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>>39775821
Or a Joint Fighter Wing witches composed of two F-15, a F-18 and a.... hmm, Viggen since EF-2000 is not here yet.

>>39775872
Merc Command recurring character on his quest, which incidentally on Ace Combat Quest is our AWACS
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>>39775872
IT'S ALL MERC'S FAULT
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>>39775872
Dank other-quest reference
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Alright dream pastebin is a go then. I may not need pastebin depending on how long it ends up being.

>>39775657
Imagine if SWQ89 was changed so that Frank was a Pianist instead of a fighter pilot, but everything else stays the same.

>All of the witches in the quest are turned into musicians.
>Wars are fought using music battles.
>Witches are seen as being superior to muggles who can only play "steel"
>Merlin is a tone deaf witch, but can "speak" to instruments and builds magical things
>Frank is a bit of a PILOT musician until he meets Merlin and plays duets
>Musician waifu wars
>Yandere Russian stalkers
>Tarin plays the cymbals
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>>39775872
Goddamn, Now I'm imagining Lilya having a instant dislike for this person.

"Papa may I shoot this person down..."
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>>39775943
>Dat spoiler
Best musician ever.

Also,
>Phantom Ensemble intensifies
>ww.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-mi7Le1l8
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>>39775943
>There's one guy who always shows up to the orchestra with a fucking triangle.
>At the end of the series he snaps and beats someone to death with it.
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>>39775943
>That spoiler
at this rate she will have more incarnation than the Doctors.
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>>39776000
HE KNOWS
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>>39776000
I feel like this is a reference to something but I can't put a finger on it...
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>>39776023
It's because nobody has done her justice.
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>>39776069
Eh, Merc might be on his way
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>>39776089
>Inb4 Tarin smiles ONLY ONCE in VerTanks quest
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>>39776040
Back during music class there would always be one guy who would take the triangle either because he couldn't do anything well or because he just didn't care about the class.

Back in your childhood anon, don't you remember?
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>>39775729
>[X] Interdict

Visual confirmation for a Dread should be easy no matter what ~
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>>39776101
It's only been one thread, we will make her smile again when we waifu her
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>>39776101
Hey...
With the arrival of VTQ, that means Vertical TONKS FUCKING NOW
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>>39775729
>[x] Get stuck in!
Oldschool knife fighting a go.
This dog learned a new trick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac6UxEFFYls
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>>39775729
>[x] Interdict
Dogfighting while imbalanced seems like a bad idea, even if Fronk was dismissive of the risk. Especially if Fronk was dismissive of the risk.
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>>39776122
ICWutUDidThar

>>39776121
>not waifuing the tank
Wat r u casul

>>39776104
Well the only thing we had for music class were flutes and guitars.. so... yeah.
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>>39776126
Good ol' Mackie's back in town!
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Send help. Ghost is still after my head.
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Hey ACES, Bamco's got some sort of Multiplatform Simulation game lined up for an E3 showcase
http://mk02jm307.mapyourshow.com/6_0/exhibitor/exhibitor-details.cfm?ExhID=nam2133
Now, it's probably nothing, but on the off chance that it is something AC-related
Git hype

>>39776201
RIP Halley we hardly knew ye
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>>39776201
lol getrekt m8.
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>>39776201
You'll be fine...
maybe...
Draw more lewd.
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>>39776201
>Planefag's toilet glock
Hue
HUEHUEHUE
That's what you get for Merlin's pOOOs face nya~
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>>39776201
I can't man, I don't want ghost to fucking kill me!

I pray that your death is painless.
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>>39776201
You lewded Merlin, you knew what would come.
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>>39775729

>[X] Interdict

I have a really bad feeling about the Chief's warning about being unbalanced. If we can get re-balanced we can probably get stuck in.

Also best night of the week, here we go!
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>>39776201
How did Ghost managed to get Planefag's toilet glock?
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>>39775729
>[] Interdict
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>>39776213
DAFUQ AM I LOOKIN AT
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>>39776266
He grabbed it, how else?
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>>39775729
>[x] Interdict

Odds on all of the Big Three jumping us after this fight instead of letting Slider have her solo night?
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>>39776288
Planefag's Shits glocks and pisses ammunition?
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>>39776291
Anywhere from 70-100% depending on how fucked up we get in our suicidal life saving goodbyes.
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>>39776309
So his dick is made of shit?
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>>39776201
>Toilet Glock

It still amuses me how absolutely no one is surprised that planefag unironically stashes a Glock in his toilet tank for self defense.

It's even more amusing that he's perfectly justified in doing so.
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>>39776278
Bamco's E3 Lineup
Now, under simulations, they've got a multiplatform title lined up
Now, the only 4 titles Bamco calls a simulation game and could produce an installment for this year are Rollercoaster Tycoon, Project Cars, F1, and...AC6
Ace
Combat
6
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>>39776291
I think they'll let Slider have her turn, then Katya will sneak in afterwards for another round. Ice will have to stay and look after the kids.
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>>39776318
>Perfectly justified

Explain further.
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>>39776324
>AC6
>aka DANCE WITH THE RETARDS MISTER
lolnope

>>39776318
Don't forget the shower knife, buddy.
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>>39776318
Toilet Glock is perfectly reasonable, the shower knife is a bit more eccentric
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>>39776324
Wasn't AC6 already released for the Xbox 360?
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[x] Interdict

“We'll interdict.” You say, banking the fighter slightly off the heading the witches are using.

“Roger. You'll have to offset your flight path, I want you east of that furball, and I don't want you getting caught up in it.” Ice says. “Head north then cut back south, see if you can't avoid the worst of it. “ She orders. “And for god's sakes, don't violate the soviet border.”

As if violating the border was that easy- it's still lousy with SAM sites and AA guns, even after weeks of merciless SEAD operations. While the bigger weapons- the gargoyles, especially- are gone, presumably withdrawn to the east, there's still plenty of threats out there.

Your flight of four gradually separates from the witches, entering airspace that's eerily empty. Seems like you're the only four flying in the whole of the sky, and the war, for whatever reason, is just a bad dream.

Starting your southbound turn, you start seeing tracks appear, alphanumerics noting their heading and type, red for hostile, blue for friendly. Merlin, in the back, rapidly organizes them for you, cutting out targets you don't need to track and highlighting witches in the furball- you count four, though you assume there's more than that.

“Our radar is off, Frank.” Merlin says. “We're datalinked with everything in theater, but the radar picture out here is pretty bad, there's a lot of ground sites that are down. You think we should turn ours on?”

“That'll make us an easier target.” You remind her.

“I can handle it, our ECM suite is one of the best in the world.” She responds.

[] Ok, light it up.
[] Leave it cold, Merlin, focus on the other sensors.
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>>39776371
>[] Ok, light it up.

>>39776348
Hey now
Any AC, even 6, is better than Ass Horizon

>>39776354
Yes
But this might not be AC6 HD
Might be something new
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>>39776371
>[] Leave it cold, Merlin, focus on the other sensors.
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>>39776350
Shower Knife is for casuals.

The Shower Taser are ones who are truly prepared.
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>>39776371
>[] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776371
>[x] Ok, light it up.
Eyes on folks
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>>39776371
>[x] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776371

>[x] Leave it cold, Merlin. Focus on the other sensors.

Our other friendly radar suites should be okay for our job right now, so we don't need it.

Especially since we'd be painting a huge target on ourselves otherwise.
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>>39776371
>[] Leave it cold, Merlin, focus on the other sensors.
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>>39776371
>[] Ok, light it up.
She knows what she's doing...

>in b4 Soviet Stalker only finds us 'cause of radar
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>>39776399
And truly willing to take risks
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>>39776371
>[] Leave it cold, Merlin, focus on the other sensors.
Sneaky sneaky~

>and for god's sakes, don't violate the soviet border
>VIOLATE
Ice, are you jealous about Fronk banging Hot Mother Russia?

>>39776382
>Ass Horizon
... Point.
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>>39776371
[] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776371

[x] Light er up

>Faith in Merlin! Praise to Merlin!
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>>39776371
>Light it up.

The furball seems to be what's important. If we can track it we can better react to everything, and if we can see anything coming, even if they see us, they can't get the drop on us. Don't want to get cocky, we're not invincible. But let's play to our strengths.
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>>39776371
>[] Ok, light it up.


We're packed with Missiles, we're already detectable already
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>>39776371
>[x] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776434
But he's only violated Ice...for now
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>>39776371
>[X] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776371
>[X] Ok, light it up.
Yes, caught up with Strikers!
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>>39776371
>[x] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776466
>SHOCKING TRUTH!
>>
You know what would be crazy anons?

Adding Point Defense Lasers to our Wyvern.
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>>39776466
Well, Slider's deflowering is imminent. I wonder what her kinks will be after she's shed her virginity...
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>>39776371
>[X] Ok, light it up.

"THE BUTCHER CLAIMS THIS AIRSPACE! WHO IS READY FOR THE GRINDER?!"
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>>39776291
Slider will have her turn if anything might encourage her.

>>39776343
Might be too busy with Ice but who knows?
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>>39776518
>King Raptor.webm
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>>39776519

Tag-teaming with Frank to execute TEUTONIC levels of BDSM on Ice?

I mean, her tail IS prehensile...
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>>39776543
That's not how you spell slider...
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>>39776524
Did someone say Grinder?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7jSig5_N3o
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>>39776519
Slider is pure
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>>39776518
You know what would be even crazier?

Having the lasers combining death star style into one giant super laser to royally fuck something up
>>39776519
Something involving tails
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>>39776519
Still vanilla, Katya lost her V-card with Mav but was always an exhibitionist.

Ice to a lesser extent but we don't know how many woman she slept with back in the academy and what did they do.
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>>39776570
Time for us to BLOW IT UP
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE36tkU9br0
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>>39776582
I've seen that image earlier today.
And I'm pretty sure you know where.
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>>39776518
FALKEN soon fellow pilots!
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Er, I'm busy with finals and projects, so I don't have anything finished, but I do have a work in progress I started a bit back.

Slider la Slider. Make it canon Ghost. I'll draw you the reference sheets and everything.
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>>39776623
Don't lose your way now Halley!
Also
>Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt-style SW89 when
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>>39776623
I thought you were attempting to avoid Diva because of murderhobo tendencies due to recent lewd
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>>39776590

We low orbit ion cannon now

GLORIOUS
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>Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt-style SW89 when
Brilliant!
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>>39776665
>>39776590
>Not going full ANATA NI CHIKARA WO
>Not going full SATELLITE CANNON HASHA!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXsh6bMd4J4
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>>39776649
Panty= Mav

Nugessar= Stocking
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>>39776705
You're saying Panty wouldn't be young?
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>>39776623
>Pre-finals project week
>Engineering Design project due
>Chem final next week that I need to make at least a high B on to pass the class
>No sleep, energy drinks only
Final Destination.
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>>39776727
>>39776705
>>39776681
Fronk as Briefers makes me kek.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsJzJROlITU
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>>39776728
>Fellow engineer
Mah nigger.
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>>39776728
I have an english essay first draft due tomorrow at 9:30. Haven't even started reading the shit the essay is supposed to be on.
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>>39776748
Sir, I think you'll enjoy this one more.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU
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>>39776727
Nah, If not the shark twins are more Panty and Stockings.
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>>39776779
>Liking Scanty and Kneesocks
lol
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>>39776810
>Having shit taste
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>>39776754
Mah nigga, which engineering discipline? I'm Aerospace.
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>>39776347
His sister is crazy and has tried to kill him before because she wants her onii-chan to pay attention to her.
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>>39776837
>Not wanting hormones!Marisa and BDSM-Patchouli
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>>39776841
Ah. I suppose the shower knife is for the same purpose.
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>>39776810
it's the Rrrrrrrrrrrules
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>>39776728
>Write final paper
>Finish at 7 this morning
>Take nap before quiz at 10
>Wake up at 1
Exam season is hell
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>>39776371
>[] Ok, light it up.
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>>39776841

His sister is cute and nice and wouldn't have to do that shit if he'd not hate fun and be less of a sad sack.

it's mostly his fault, really. hahahaha!

also: writing.
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>>39776841
...Angkor Wat. Seriously?!
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>>39776840
Mechanical
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>PSG Witches
the real question is who's secretly a Demon?
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>>39776900
Merlin duh

>>39776868
>Honk honk, SEE THROUGH HUMVEE rolling through
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>>39776900
>the real question
All of the witches.
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>>39776841
>Onii-chan notice me.
>No
Chainsaw sounds
>WILL YOU FUCKING NOTICE ME NOW ONII-CHAN?
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>>39773995
Oh hey that is pretty awesome
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>>39776868
Order over chaos, always.

Also, I think kneesocks is really pretty
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>>39776900
Everyone

>>39776933
>still no
Next thing you know, she's gone full Blade Wolf
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>>39776916
>Pixy in PSG
This makes me laugh more than I should have.
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>>39773995
Hey manga, where did you get Rosalie's background?
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>>39776984
Probably a mix of wikipedia and google translate.
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>>39776201
WHY DID I MAKE THIS?!
Alternate filename: Merc finally snaps
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>>39777064
L̵̗̯͓̠O̯̗͕̖̲K͇͖̹̩ͅÍ̝̩ ͍C͙̝̤O̢M̴̦̻̻Ę͇ͅS̴̻̘͍͙͙
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>>39777026
Are you kidding? The best love comes violently.
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>>39777064
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Well I'm not sleeping.
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>>39777082
So Konstantina is best at loving?
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>>39777064
and then for some odd reason this started playing in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0T2ItezwXg
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>>39777096
No, no, it's Raikov who's best at that.
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>>39777096
She keeps trying to prove it to frank, but he is too good for her.
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>>39776892
Quiet Ghost, we all know his sister's brown enough to be right in your strike range.

Stop lewding people's psychosisters.
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>>39776948
>Blade Wolf will never fuck you
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>>39777064
Saved
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>>39777135
Thus we now found the basis for Konstantina and or Jess.
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>>39777153
fuuuuu-
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>>39777153
Noooooooooooooo
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>>39777151
>>39776948
>Blade Wolf
That's a cute Zoid you got there.
It would be a shame if someone
BLADE LIGER'd the hell out of it...
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>>39777064
It's like Ricky from Banished quest had a bastard child with Loki.
Got its looks from Ricky and personality from Loki
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>>39777153
And so it begins
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>>39777153
I̪̝͉̞͝T̤ ̦͔̼̻B̟̗̤̰̪̪ͅE̖͖̜̱͝G͈̟̠̱̮ͅI̴̼N̜̹͇͝S͈͉̩̗̞
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>>39777153

Kancolle Quest Ft.Merc when
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>>39777218
YOU DOOMED US!
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>>39777226
YOU GET VERTICAL TANKS INSTEAD FILTHY GAIJIN
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>>39777153
Well, shit. Thanks a lot, Starshadow...
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>>39777226
>Kancolle Quest Ft.Merc when
when people get tired of waling tanks, maybe?
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>>39777096
She's just the best.

Why she isn't in Frank's harem is a mystery for the ages!

Guys help, she has a knife
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>>39777226
I am more than happy with fap angel's rendition of shipsluts
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>>39777235
B̸̩̥͎͇̠̳L̢̘͈̳̥̬̩ͅO̥̖͚̺O͔D̵͕͇̫̣ ̤̦F͝O͙̰̕R̹̳͔͙̬̬͕͢ ̵̥̫͙͈̩B̘̻̤̙E̳͈̫͇Ļ͔K̛̹͈͖̲͙ͅA̫̳̬̹̝
>>
>>39777238
sounds good to me!
>>
... Naturally Lupin and Fujiko making out must be immediately punished with an international bombardment of apocalyptic proportions, for the status quo demands it!

>>39777235
Phew, she couldn't find a PAK 44. Dem Führer sei Dank!
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>>39777248
Lies, if that was the case, she would have told you why we haven't denounce the harlots.
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You called?
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>Konstantina shows up
>"Papa, who is she?"
>"P-papa?!? My love, what are they saying?!"
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>>39777353
>They're Adopted
>WAIT, ADOPTION IS OF OPTIONS!?
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>>39777318
I think this is something stalin would order to be made.
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>>39777296
Why exactly, How Frank can stand these harlots when he could simply have a virgin flower like her is a mystery. Maybe it's part of ever unknowable plan, he's bringing their hopes up just to cast them aside and enter the light of communism.

guyshesfrothingatthemouthsendhelpplz
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>>39777353
>PAPA?!!
>[muffled AYY LMAO in the distance]
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>>39777376
>Virgin Flower

Don't worry, Slider's got that covered.
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>>39777379
I still feel sorry for her honestly. Shame she'd never accept daughteru status
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>>39777376
Go to the bathroom, I hear there's a glock in the toilet
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>>39776984
>>39776999
France Wikipedia.
cookies for one who can find which page.
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>>39777414
>tfw Konstantina will survive the war as a broken bird
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>>39777376
>cast them aside and enter the light of communism
Nonsense! He and the harlots are much more communist than the pretender!

After all, they are all sharing equally.
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>>39777353
>"Tell me something, little ones... did you get a glimpse of Comrade Stork when he brought you to my love?"
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>>39777353
Frank's girls form a human shield to protect her from the Commie Witch.

>>39777418
Like that will do anything to a super witch.

>>39777376
We have three virgin flowers (technically....) your outnumber witch, give up!
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>>39777442
There are very few outcomes for her that aren't wrenchingly tragic
Unless, like, Putin gives her a full cyborg body and she goes full cuhrazy or something
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>>39777418
Comrade why would I need to go to the toilet? Grand communist living schedule keeps me fed with bountiful and nutritious food so that I only need the toilet at minimal times, thus allowing me to work to better both myself and the great communist nation!

She knows about that and the shower-rifle trick
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>>39777492
>Communist Jack the Ripper
... fund it?
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>>39777506
Use the sink taser dammit
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>>39777506
>She knows
that means she's been polluted by westernism. call her out on it.
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>>39777527
>Konnie Gear Rising: Lewdvengeance
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>>39777527
Does she follow the RULES OF NATURE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs
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>>39777561
>Comrade Stork's nanomachines, son.
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>>39777570
>Don't fuck with THIS chairman!
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>>39777582
>Konstantina Stalinka: Keeping war off our Glorious Rodina
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>>39777528
Comrade, why would I even need to hide weapons over the house? Glorious communist people's house is one of the safest places in the country, between the NKVD the KGB and other internal affairs groups and the glorious soviet armies protecting the motherland I need not worry about pitiful capitalist spies and traitors.
>>39777535
She went over the house with a fine-toothed comb, she found the toilet glock, the sink tazer, the shower rifle, the bed LMG, the ceiling shotgun, the attic axe and the front door obrez. EVERYTHING
>>
guys we are at 336 responses we should slow down
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>>39777618
You know what?
Just play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ the next time we fight
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>>39777653
NO BRAKES ON THE FRONK TRAIN
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>>39777653
We're past the bump limit, post all you want.
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>>39777646
>EVERYTHING
Unleash ultimate weapon: Headpats
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>>39777438
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Position_sexuelle
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>>39777646
But what about the Deagle you have stored up your ass?
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>>39777646
Your penis?
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>>39777687
ya i guess its like a down hill boulder now; cant stop it
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[x] Ok, light it up.

You nod. “Ok, light it up.” You say, blinking as the additional information starts flooding in from the Wyvern's powerful AESA radar.

“Additional westbound tracks.” Merlin says- you look over to see at least a dozen more aircraft moving in, still on the Soviet side of the border. Seems like turning on the radar is already paying off.

“Can you ID them?” You ask.

“Not yet. Once they get in range of the rest of the sensors, yes.” She says. “Right now it looks like they're flankers of some kind.”

You nod. “Ok. Keep an eye on them.” You say- this is probably just the first group.

“Will do.” She confirms. “I'm trying to get orbital coverage via arkbird, but it's slow right now.”

The fight, now to the west of you, is one of the biggest you've seen- burning aircraft and explosions in the sky would make it's position in the sky obvious, even if the radar tracks didn't. It looks like the NATO forces are winning, but it's too early to tell- even with the addition of the witches of the squadron, it looks closely matched.

The funny part, you think, about big fights like that, is despite the numbers involved, and the lethality of modern weapons, it's still a pretty low percent of aircraft that don't make it home- something like 4-5% of all aircraft involved. Even the numbers don't actually change too much- at a certain point, not running into anyone else is actually harder than slotting in on someone.

“Additional contacts.” Merlin warns. “Four aircraft, looks like they're Fandances.”

1/3
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>>39777646
>Found the obrez
Well, it was nice knowing you
Make sure to AVE NEX ALEA before you die
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>>39777721
Nice eye, anon.
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>>39777721
That fast.
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“Headhunters?” You ask, aware of the fighters you'd tangled with over Poland not too long ago.

“Possibly, similar profile and signatures.” She says. “There's an intermittent contact with them, must be down low or trying to jam me. I can get them, ju-” She trails off.

“BREAK BREAK BREAK!” She screams- you instantly throw the wyvern to the right, while the girls both put their XFAs in brutal climbs and the twins go screaming for the deck- none too soon, as a trio of railgun slugs goes tearing through the space you just vacated.

“Thanks for the warning.” Alyssa says, somewhat sardonically.

“Stay evasive! Frank, he's firing again!” Merlin warns, ignoring the quip.

The next shots seem to seek you out, as the incoming formation breaks into the attack, a fifth fandance arrowing in.

“I'm into their comms.” Merlin warns. “Piping it back realtime to Loki, hopefully they can get a translator on it.”

“Too slow to matter.” You say, turning into the merge.

The fandances look old, which, considering how new you know they probably are, means they've been in almost constant use. The one facing you has an odd paint scheme, a mottled black and grey scheme, meant for night fighting.

“Careful, papa.” Warns Stasya. “We know that plane.”

“Is that- Stasya!” A new voice cuts across the radio, as the fandance turns in the merge “My beloved sister!”

Stasya, for her part, doesn't answer, instead busying herself, along with Lilya, with a pair of the other Fandances.

“Stasya! Why do you not answer your big sister!?” The voice cuts back.

“That transmission is coming from our fandance.” Merlin cautions you. “Same one with that rapid-fire railgun.”

“Stasya, you are being very naughty. Once I have dealt with this one, I will have to come bring you home. You know what happens to naughty girls.”

2/3
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>>39777721
>http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Position_sexuelle
Damn, you found it before me. I was scouring that wiki for everything related to stuff like that.
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The fandance in front of you suddenly stands on it's tail- a cobra. In close like this, against any normal opponent, it'd have dropped her directly on their tail, ready to fire.

Instead, you slam on the breaks, spoilers and flaps deploying and your throttle chopping to idle as thrust vectoring slews the nose of the wyvern- and the guns buried in your wing roots- around to target. Pugachev's cobra works against opponents that aren't you, maybe- but between your own talent, VDNI, and the wyvern's amazing low-speed maneuverability, it's just short of them throwing themselves on your sword.

“No one can beat our papa.” Stasya responds.

“Your... papa?” The soviet girl asks confusion and anger in her voice, her fandance shooting up like a rocket as she plugs in her afterburners to escape from your gunsights- she reacted very quickly, even with part of her attention on the conversation. She starts laughing, and it's not pleasant. “No! You cannot have a papa! We're a family, remember? No! No family except us! No no no! I will kill him!”

The fandance kicks around, almost flipping in the air, attempting to bring it's own guns- including the pair of railguns sticking out of it's dorsal bay, to bear. You dance the wyvern away from the move, spinning upwards to attempt to regain control of the fight.

“I will kill you, whoever you are!” She screams into the radio, a broadband transmission. “They are mine! My little sisters! Mine! You can't have them! Who do you think you are to try and take them from me?!”

[] The eagle
[] The butcher
[] Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39777763
>>39777768
I literally have a Master's degree in Google-fu.
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>>39777775
>I will have to come bring you home.
OH HELL NO
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?

HOT
BLOODED
VENGEANCE
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>>39777793
> Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39777793
>[x] The butcher
"And I come for your head."
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>>39777793
>[] The eagle
>[] The butcher
Well, my friends call me an Eagle, but I hear you lot call me a Butcher.
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>>39777793
>[x] The butcher
"GREAT ANOTHER FUCKING PSYCHO RUSSIAN!"
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>>39777793
>[x] Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39777793
>[x] Just a Warhound, looking after his pups.
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p5OyLFQLCc
KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE! THAT'S THE WAY FRANK BISHOP ROLLS!!!

>Stasya! Why do you not answer your big sister!?
DESDIV 6???

>>39777797
Nice.
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>>39777793
>[] Their father
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>>39777793
>Their Father,

Have the documents and everything.


Keep it simple guys.
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>>39777793
>[] The eagle
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>>39777793
I AM THEIR FATHER!!!
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>>39777793
>[X] The eagle
Huh. I was expecting the Soviet Ace that Putin mentioned way back when, the one who was supposed to get the Lazarus upgrades, not another late-to-the-Fronkbowl candidate.

>“I'm trying to get orbital coverage via arkbird, but it's slow right now.”
>Arkbird

...Brace yourselves for Burst Missiles.
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>>39777793
>[] The eagle
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>>39777793
>all of the above
"Who the hell do you think I am? The Eagle of Tananna. The Butcher of the Bering Sea. The Renevant. My names are many, but none matter right now, because you just threatened my daughters."
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39777840
>>39777845
This, although

>who the hell do you think I am
is really tempting
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>>39777775
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm their Papa, and you aren't going to take me away from them!
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>>39777793
[x] Papa. And it looks like you've been very naughty; time for a spanking, little one.
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>>39777849
>[DO NOT WANT].sub
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>>39777793
>[x] Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Eagle of Tannan! I'm the Butcher of the Bering Sea! I am Frank Bishop, AND I AM THEIR FATHER!
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>>39777829
>>>39777793
>>[x] Just a Warhound, looking after his pups.
This and...
>>39777840
>>[X] Their father
That too. Don't mess with Papa Wolf(hound)
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>>39777793
>[X] The butcher

If only Frank had gotten a cool nickname like Nemesis or Demon Lord instead of something as fucking generic as the Butcher and the Eagle.
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
"I AM THEIR FATHER.
PREPARE TO BE ADOPTED"
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39777851
>Arkbird
>Burst missiles
Nigga do you even Front Line
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>>39777894
>Libera me from Iñigo Montoya.mp3
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AxpaH56WY
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>>39777830
>>Stasya! Why do you not answer your big sister!?
>DESDIV 6???
Given our daughters are Z1 and Z3, it's probably either Bismarck or Prinz Eugen. Probably Bisko, given her scrapper tone of voice.

...Quick, praise her more! Praise her more!
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>>39777793

>[ ] Other
Why not both? You can still be their big sister.

Just become my daughter too.
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>>39777793
>[x] Who the hell do you think I am?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We7zXi_senk
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>>39777872
THIS RIGHT HERE
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>>39777914
>Praise her more!
Goddamit anon, you're making her scarier than she should be.

Also U-511 when
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>>39777793
>Their father!
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>>39777914
All these german shipgrills but no Graf Spee. This makes me sad.
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>>39777793

>[X] Other

>>39777860
>>
Remember who Ghost asked about in Planefags last thread guys?
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>>39777923
>>39777894
>>39777872
>>39777862
>>39777861
>>39777860
>>39777815
>>39777811
>All these Gurren Lagann votes
Gentlemen I am proud to call you my Spiral comrades.

>>39777948
>tfw Graf Spee will be a KS-type shipgrill
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>>39777969
KS-type?
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>>39777968
>Planefag's last thread
... AH SHIT RUN RUN NOW
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>>39777969
Row row fight the powah
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>>39777968
When was that?
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>>39777968
Hamakaze should only be cherished.
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>>39777968

God dammit.

Hamakaze is not for psycho!
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>>39777985
Ugh, nevermind I had Graf Zeppelin stuck in my head, sorry about that.

>>39777988
Cook the uncookable bake the unbakeable
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>>39777968
>Remember who Ghost asked about in Planefags last thread guys?
no, please tell me.
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>>39777990
A few days ago.

>>39777987
>>39777997
>>39778009
She's coming for us!
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>>39777793
[X] The eagle
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>all of this Kancolle reference
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>>39778009
Correct. She is for [SPOILERS]lewds.[/SPOILERS]
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>>39778026
Dangit, now I'm sad again. Look around, no art of Graf Spee anywhere. She was a good girl, why does she get no recognition like the others?
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i really want to do a steven miller band joke here
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>>39778046
Just wait until the next Touhou/Kancolle thingy comes and replace it. Maybe it'll be airplanes or tanks.
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>>39778041
Literally (one of the) best Destroyers in DesDiv17.
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>>39777793
>>Their father.
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>>39778077
>Tanks
i see that Milihime hype still small.
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>>39778077
What is
>Strike witches
>GuP
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>>39778041
>>39778051

Hamakaze best Kagerou

Nuinui second best
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>>39777793
[x] Their father
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>>39778009
But Tatsuta is.
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>Ice, Slider and Katya all hear this bitch's ranting and raving
>Bitch has the fury of 3 witches in full "Mama-bear" protective mode alongside warhound attacking her.
>There is literally nothing left.
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>>39778077
>Touhou
Daily reminder that
>ULiL soon
>Playable Reisen soon

>>39778041
TOO LATE TYPE 93's INCOMING
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>>39778117
Merc already used her and Tenryu in PJ Witches. They were some of Bree's subordinates. They were pretty chill.
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>>39778128
Hell, we also got the twins and Stasya and Lilya, the two of whom nearly killed US... and that was before we trained them.
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>>39778128
Much as the thought amuses me but their busy dealing with the furball.
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>>39778117
and shes lovely because of it
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i have a qustion was any one else tempted to do this "Some people call me a space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love." as a write in
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>>39778026
ROLL ROLL Pass The Flour!
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>>39778166
Yes, but I didn't because no-one in character would get the reference and then we'd sound stupid.
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>>39778183
Power to the ovens, power to the chefs
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
I died once for their sake. Your turn.
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>>39778223
A TRUE MAN DOESN'T DIE EVEN IF HE IS KILLED!!
>Kamina Bishop intensifies
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>>39778204
i got and you got so there that.
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>>39777793
>[] Who the hell do you think I am?
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>>39778223
I like this.
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>>39778026
>>39778183
>>39778216
What have you done, Anons?! You have doomed us all!

>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1992130?pool_id=9541
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>>39778204
>Came out in 1973
Eh, if we sent "Some people call me the space cowboy." broadband we'd get a few chuckles especially from anyone that knows our love life and remembers the rest of the line and then she gets pissy about us screwing with her, or she just straight up calls us Space cowboy for the rest of the fight.
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>>39778280
>Not Masochist Admiral
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>>39778244
>SHIT
>DAMN
>SLIDER
>I HAVE A LOCK
>Frank William Bishop intensifies
>>
>This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmcJgWC0x4

>>39778308
Hue
HUEHUHUEHUE
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>>39778280
Now we know the results of Frank's girls cooking.
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>>39778305
I don't want her to call us Maurice.
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>>39778442
>She actually snarks back at us
>>Shit, I hate killing cool people.
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>>39778442
but i really love her peaches maybe she will let me climb her tree
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>>39778529
Hamakaze has really good peaches...
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>>39777064
goddamnit I miss that quest
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>>39778280
That's Mav's cooking.

>>39778348
Inb4 Fronk's actually a great cook.
Inb4 he knows how to cook, clean and sew
Inb4 Fronk's the perfect Househusband
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>>39778593
After Vertical Tanks, we must Waifu Alice.
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>>39778620
Frank as far as I remember is decent with BBQ.

Other then that, I never seen him cook.
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>>39778620
>Fronk's the perfect Househusband
That's not how you spell Fujitaka Kinomoto.
>>
Another good answer is:
>I am the spirit of perpetual negation.

Quoting Mephisto in Faust.
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>>39778216
Still missing spice and Carrots so incomplete
We be the, most incredible Super-Chefs On the fleet
See how tasty they all come out?
>>
Heads up Ghost, page 9 alert.
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>>39778777
Cutting to the center to see the sweets
Let's get out of here buddy, that's the way to bake
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>>39778811
At the rate this is going, it's safe to say we got at least another hour before being bumped off.
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[x] Who the hell do you think I am?

“Who the hell do you think I am?!” You roar, whipping the wyvern around the Fandance and quing up a pair of agiles that tear out of their bays at her. “I'm their father!”

“Noooooo!” the girl wails. “That's not true! It can't be!” She sounds distraught, but, if anything she's flying more aggressively, diving for the deck and pulling up at the last possible instant. The Agiles, as good as they are, can't match her, and slam into the ground in a pair of small explosions.

She wheels the fandance to the left, turning into your attack, forcing you to overshoot. You respond by initiating a J-turn, though, this low to the ground, you keep part of your attention on the altimeter. You figure as long as you stay behind her- and out of the arc of those damn railguns- you should be fine.

She puts that thought out of your head by popping up to launch a pair of her own missiles at you, both flipping over as they kick free of her nacelle bays and screaming straight at you.

You break hard left to avoid the incoming missiles, foiling one, which goes sailing serenely past you to slam into a tree about a mile away. Of course, it appears that was her intent- she was trained, you think, far better than the girls were when you encountered them over Crete, which leads to all kinds of questions. She sends a pair of railgun slugs at you- the first impacting the ground about a hundred meters away, the sheer energy of the shell sending a geyser of dirt and rock into the air. The other misses as well, landing somewhere behind you.

1/2
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>>39778822
Top of the cake, i'm on the icing
Bake the unbakeable, you wanna bet?
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“Frank I've-” Merlin pauses. “There's an additional contact, but it's strange.” She says.

“Little busy, Sam.” You respond, trying to throw off the dogged pursuit of the girl's 'big sister', whos still back there, carrying on about getting rid of you so she can have her family back.

“I know, but we might need to pay attention to this.” She warns. “It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature.”

“Noted.” You grunt, initiating a kulbit. The Fandance, behind you, responds by starting her own cobra, in an attempt to stay behind you- at the speeds you're moving, even the hundreds of meters of separation you have are gone in an instant.

You arrest the loop at it's top, in effect performing an impossibly tight diameter Immelmann, and reversing back on yourself, still at mach plus speeds. “H-how...” the soviet behind you asks, then gamely tries to follow.

[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
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>>39778830
>“Noooooo!” the girl wails. “That's not true! It can't be!”

We should have done this yesterday.
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>>39778854
>[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
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>>39778854
>[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
DIVE KAMINA DIVE!!!

>It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature
OH GEE WHATEVER COULD IT BE
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>>39778854
[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

>inb4 CRUISE MISSILES? THEY'RE HEADING THIS WAY!
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>>39778854
>[x] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
Merlin says to pay attention. We pay attention.

>>39778869
We are already at tree level.
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>>39778854
>Climb away. It will help us take back control of the fight.
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>>39778854
>[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!

>H-how...
We're the best at what we do.
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>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
>>
>>39778854
>[X] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
>>
>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

we can drop a decoy if we have to
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>>39778854
>[x] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
>Have merlin moniter the inbound target.
I have a bad feeling about this.
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>>39778854
>[x] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

>“It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature.”
Well, well, well, who are you?
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>>39778854
>[x] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!

>It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature
Shit, that's gotta be an incoming dreadnought. We gotta finish or drive off this bitch and handle that fucker, asap.
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>>39778915
inb4Martian
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>>39778854
>[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
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>>39778915
That's no witch Luke... That's a gap youkai!
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>>39778854
>[X] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
Altitude Limbo Time!
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>>39778854
>[] Stay low! Climbing exposes us to SAMs and other trouble- those flankers are still inbound!
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>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

Oh hey guiz. Thats a nice furball over there.

Shame if something happened to... everyone in it.
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>>39778940
>CLIMB NUGGETS CLI--
oh, wrong Ace Combat.
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>>39778822
You're top of the Chefs,
I'm on the kitchen set,
Bake the impossible, don't you want a bite?
'Cause a lot 'o recipes changed, we've been mixing in vain,
Of you want a dessert,
no pay no way
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>>39778854
>[x] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
ohgodidon'tknowwhati'mdoing.jpg
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>>39778940
Reminder that Belkans Did 11/29

>>39778950
You son of a bitch that quote's from the same goddamn game literally two missions later
NUGGETS DIED
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>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
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>>39778958
Fry the unfriable Saute the unsauteable
Bro bro mix the batter

>>39778968
REMEMBER THE FALLEN OF BELKA
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>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
>>
>>39778854
>[X] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
>>
Our job as interdictor is to stop anything from entering the furball, that weird signature is something thats trying to enter the furball, staying low does not help us interdict it at all.

Right about now we should start slinging MRMs at those flankers and that weird signature
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>>39779016
Reminder that Belka lost 1995 AND 2010
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>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
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>>39779037
But bro, those were the BAD Belkans!
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>>39778869
>>39778869
>It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kii0Bc7p1i0
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>>39778854
>[] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
Well, go big or go home.
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>>39778968
guys, guys?
That weird new contact?
its the wildcards, somehow shifted to this verse after OB launch some unknown belkan weapon
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>>39779042
Only good belkan is a dead belkan
Remove belka
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>>39778854
>>[x] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

> “There's an additional contact, but it's strange.”
>“It's on a strange flight path, and it's putting out some weird energy signature.”
Oh, great, another super weapon. Kill it, KILL IT NOW.
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>[X] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

Time to do a strategic retreat!
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>>39779048
Oh shit, Fronk is a Sphere Reactor!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca02HBYZfOI
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>>39779074
>Not trinity
>Not a weapon to surpass the V4
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>>39778854
[x] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!
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>>39779118
>Not wanting Fronk x Karla shenanigans
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>>39779138
>Forgetting our husbando
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>>39779104
"FEEL THE PAIN OF LOSS OF YOUR DAUGHTERS!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nD9ilj5Lkg
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>>39779138
But anon, Karla is already Frank's Daughter.
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>>39779156
But Fronk is not a Sorrowful Maiden (?)

A Wounded Lion, maybe.
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>>39779156
> Asakim Douwin as a witch

time to just dig a grave!
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>[X] Climb away! The fandance is fast, but it can't climb like the Wyvern, and the height will help if we want to catch that other plane!

We will protect our daughterus.
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>>39779154
Who says Karla can't go on a one-off thing?
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Guys, what if the bizarre energy signature is a ECM aircraft
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>>39779194
The laws of husbando

>>39779200
Then we prevent it from going full ELECTONICS MAGICIAN
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>>39779200
what if it's an AYY LMAO
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Gaiz
GAIZ
I know what that bizarre energy is
GETTER RAYS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wG9uLaMLQ
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>>39779253
NO! FUCK YOU! NO! NO RYOMA WITCH!
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>>39779253
Or Jesus Yamato
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>>39779253
>>39779269
No one would survive it.
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>>39779280
>Everyone! Please stop fighting! This whole place is going to blow up!
>NO FUCK YOU WE'RE FIGHTING A WAR HERE
>1 minute later the whole place gets blown up by a Cyclops microwave system
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>>39779280
shoot that fucking cunt down! FIRE EVERYTHING!
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>>39779280
I wonder how much she would make off light shows for a rave?
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>>39779456
Considering we're in Europe right now, I'm guessing a lot.
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And we're on page 10, someone might want to archive the thread in a bit.
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>>39779209
So the laws of dating don't apply here? This is a quest we're talking about, not a VN.
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>>39779549
This thread will be in the 4chan archives for a while yet unless it gets deleted by a moderator, the rush to archive isn't as pressing.
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>>39779555
THE FUCKING LAWS OF PHYSICS DON'T APPLY HERE
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>>39779555
It's too late
We routelocked
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>>39779579
Oh don't worry, I'll take care of it if it keeps us calm
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New thread!

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