Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently twelve years of age (13 actual)>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these, or write-in>Have fun
Don't worry DRALO, no one saw the first thread.
>>39795196IF YOU WANNA HANG OUTYOU GOTTA TAKE HER OUT
"Someone please set up a TV," you ask of your friends as you wander around the shrine, hoping to see the Spirit of the mighty human who first taught you what you really are.He does not keep you waiting long, and appears before you in a golden light, smiling kindly as he looks at you."Kaguya, you've grown," he observes. "And, I get the feeling you need my help.">A. Tell him that you do>B. Explain the situation>C. Something else
>>39795216If anyone did, I have a backup trip
>>39795241>A. Tell him that you do>B. Explain the situation>C. Something else"And sorry for using your shrine as a temporary base of operations and shelter"
>>39795241>>A. Tell him that you do>B. Explain the situation
>>39795241>A. Tell him that you do>B. Explain the situation
Let's go motherfuckers.>>39795196>>B. Explain the situation
>>39795264>>39795281>>39795374>>39795379"I do need your help," you confess, then give him a somewhat embarrassed look as you remember that your friends are currently setting up a television in the middle of his shrine. "And...sorry for using your shrine as a temporary base of operations and shelter," you add.He chuckles. "Don't worry about it. Though, I imagine things must be pretty grim if you're using this place as a shelter."You explain the situation to him, starting with who exactly Demon King Piccolo is, and detailing the sequence of events that lead to his return. You tell him of everything that's happened since then, about all of the death and destruction, and even the recent battle you fought against him.Olibu frowns, thinking hard on what you're saying. "You certainly have your work cut out for you, Kaguya. Truth be told, your powers surpassed my own long ago. My strength does not even compare to your own, now."He shakes his head, at a loss. "I don't know what you think I can possibly do to help you at this point.">A. You don't need more strength, you need more training>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals>C. Ask if you can at least say for the time being>D. Something else
>>39795580>A. You don't need more strength, you need more training>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals>C. Ask if you can at least say for the time being
>>39795580>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals
>>39795580>>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals>A. You don't need more strength, you need more training
>>39795580>>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals>>C. Ask if you can at least say for the time being>>D. Something else"Was Earth this popular in your time? I've been fighting almost 8 years straight now."
>>39795580>>A. You don't need more strength, you need more training"All this power doesn't mean anything if I cannot use it properly."
>>39795580>A. You don't need more strength, you need more training>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortalsTried tiring him out, but it turns out his power increases gradually to match whoever he's facing. Combine that with the inability to be maimed or killed, and that's a hard combination to overcome.
>>39795580>>B. Ask if he knows how to deal with immortals>C. Ask if you can at least say for the time being
>>39795636>>39795637>>39795641>>39795656>>39795722>>39795760"I don't need more strength," you tell him. "I need more training. Do you know how to deal with immortals?"He shrugs. "I dealt with one or two during my time in the world of the living. The trick was to seal them away. But, from what you've told me, that isn't working.""Was Earth this popular in your time?" you ask. "I've been fighting for like eight years straight."Olibu chuckles. "There is always a new threat, Kaguya. That's why the world will always need heroes like you. But, I suppose that I can offer you some training. But not yet, and not quite here."Before you can ask for clarification, Olibu begins to fade away."And by the way, feel free to take shelter here as long as you need," he tells you before vanishing.>A. Go watch television with the others>B. Practice punches, kicks, and such>C. Meditate>D. Talk to someone (specify)
>>39795877>>A. Go watch television with the othersGet a sitrep
>>39795877>>C. Meditatethis might be best. Maybe we can figure out what to do.
>>39795877>D. Talk to someone (specify)GohanAsk if he can help us develop a restraining technique
>>39795877>A. Go watch television with the others>D. Talk to someone (specify)All the Z-fighters, let the cat out of the bag and tell them that King Piccolo might have wished to remove his limits with the blackstar dragonballs.
>>39795877>D. Talk to Goku.We need his opinion on things. He's probably our best bet on a plan, even if he isn't that smart.
>>39795877>>C. MeditateAnd practice our TK and Telepathy.
>>39795877>A. Go watch television with the others
>>39795913Seconding, need to inform them if we end up letting them punch us to not toy with him.
>>39795877>A. Go watch television with the othersTime to see what King Piccolo's next target is
>>39795887>>39795913>>39795932>>39795962>>39796045You make your way over to the others, most of whom are watching television in near silence. You imagine that they probably just don't want to talk about the fact that everyone just left Piccolo to die.You take a seat, and watch as Hercule flips through channels, most of which are news broadcasts detailing the evacuation efforts in West City. There's nothing that you didn't expect to hear; people are panicking, traffic is clogged up as people desperately and chaotically attempt to flee for their lives from death at the hands of King Piccolo.The mood is not improved by these broadcasts.Gohan finally breaks the silence. "What was Piccolo so worried about?""If I had to guess?" Goku asks. "Piccolo and King Piccolo are probably linked mentally, and our Piccolo didn't want us to be tracked through him.""If only he hadn't wished for immortality, Kaguya would have crushed him!" Tien laments."I don't know," Krillin says. "Is it just me, or did Piccolo get stronger as that fight went on?""Maybe he used the Black Star Balls to be free of limits," you suggest."That's....not a comforting thought," Krillin says, sighing.>A. Meditate>B. Take a nap>C. Talk to someone (specify)>D. Something else
>>39796202>A. MeditateSomeone else should try and get the water.
>>39796202>A. MeditateSo did yajirobe eat any of king piccolo's children on the Lookout?
>>39796202>DDevelop a new restraining tech with the help of Gohanguise pls
>>39796202>>B. Take a napGotta head off Kaguya's Narcolepsy if only just a little.
>>39795877>>C. MeditatePossibly work on our mental abilities and try to figure out how Piccolo is getting stronger when we were fighting him.
>>39795196Let's rock fuckers
>>39796340>>39796329>>39796288>>39796280>>39796247>>39796234>>39796226>>39796224>>39796219Staring at the television will not do wonders for you, and you get the feeling nothing particularly productive will come from this current conversation. So, you get up, find a quiet corner, sit down, and meditate. For a few hours, you find calm, which is then quickly and painfully ripped away as Bulma screams at the television.>A. Go see what's happening>B. Ignore it and keep meditating>C. This can't be good, go to sleep and ask about it tomorrow>D. Something else
>>39796459>A. Go see what's happening
>>39796459>>A. Go see what's happeningshit.
>>39796459>B. Ignore it and keep meditatingIn all likely hood its just more people dying.
>>39796459>>A. Go see what's happeningThe wording of C is hilarious.
>>39796459>A. Go see what's happeningMajin Buu has awakened and has absorbed King Piccolo, to become Majin Buccolo an immortal being without limits and super regeneration.
>>39796459>A. "Dammit people a guy tries to meditate to pull off mind juju on an immortal slug demon to save the planet and all i get is screaming."(DON'T ACTUALLY SAY THIS, THINK IT. TO EVERYONE.NO REALLY DON'T SAVE THAT FOR ABRIDGED.)
>>39796517Got time stop and perfect multiform while he was at it.
>>39796544Don't forget Perfect "Change Now" in which the soul of the owners body is replaced by a piece of the user while the user is still in their body.
>>39796468>>39796482>>39796483>>39796496>>39796517>>39796521You get up and march over to the television, finding what it is that everyone is so concerned about.You see a city burning, and an old man frowning as he watches it all. The city is consumed in a mushroom cloud, and around you, the walls and floor tremble, and, with a crash, everything vanishes.>THE END...?!?So, I have to put this quest on hiatus for the time being. It will return.And yes, I know what trip I just posted with.
>>39796623You know well as I do that he is going to hitch a rider inside everyone that went to get the Blackstar dragonballs and screw Kaguya at life again when their gathered.
>>39796655That took longer than I thought it would
>>39796751I appreciate your patience.
>>39796655I can't tell if I'm being trolled or not.
>>39796763Well like 90% of us knew. Not sure if you were going for a bait and switch or something.>>39796784You got fucked boy.
>>39796788Yeah, I knew that most of you guys knew. >>39796787Nope, we're taking a break.
>>39796784>>39796655>>39796790I'M RETARDED AND DON'T GET IT PLEASE HELP FRIENDS
>>39796788I'd pay money to see the look on the faces of the 10%
>>39796827Take a look>>39796816
>>39796816SOMNIUS ran the DBZ saiyan quest, starring Frank and his three waifus. It didn't end well.>>39796763So why the abrupt stop, DRALIUS?
What's the need for the hiatus, if I may ask? And about for how long will it last?
>>39796833>>39796816This is exactly what I wanted
>>39796816It's SOMNIUS being SOMNIUS.What, didn't you get the memo?
>>39796816I a SOMNIUS. I ran quests in the past that became infamous for their poor endings due to my poor handling of quest mechanics and common knowledge. So, as the name SOMNIUS is pretty much poison here now, I switched my name and started fresh.>>39796854>>39796852Finals, and I'm just burnt out on this. I'm not sure when we'll come back, but we will come back.
>>39796852>threeIs something of a low number.
>>39796816Weren't you paying attention when people called DRALO SOM?
>>39796872Well I'm lost.
Is this really the end for our intrepid heroes?
>>39796917No, Kaguya is just having a seizure in the shrine with everyone panicing.
>>39796917Probably.Rocks fall everyone dies is fitting
>>39796872We will finally see the return of Sith apprentice quest?With the dice[/spoiler
>>39796872They weren't "infamous" for their endings, dingdong. They were "infamous" for all the stuff between the first update and the last.I'm actually a little surprised things didn't really shit the bed until Cell.
>>39796943He got gud
>>39796890Refresh my memory, it was at five, right?>>39796899It's okay, anon >>39796936No, no dice. Never again.>>39796943Me too, honestly. This lasted far longer than I expected. >>39796935Would you have it any other way?
Look on the bright side, everyone.We don't have to deal with Videl or Haya for a while
>>39796957Got marginally better is a better phrase.
So what should the title for this thread archive be?
>>39796963so is DRALO ever going to come back or is this the end?
>>39796957Yeah seriouslyI've been in a few of Som's threads before and this has been surprisingly goodHad me thinking it wasn't him for a while
>>39796978/tg/ called it 133 threads ago?>>39796969Eh, I'll take it.>>39796966Indeed.>>39796987Who knows? Maybe I'll go with another new name, without all caps.
>>39796936>>39796963>>39796999MOTHER FUCKERWERE YOU BRINE TOO?WHAT ABOUT WHISKYQM?FOR HOW LONG HAVE YOU TORTURED MY HEART
>>39796655Que>>39796790>>39796872Well, okay then.GL with finals
>>39796999well it was a good run DRALO, any other quests you might do later or what?
>>39797017No dude he isn't Brine. Brine got a job and left. Whiskey is back and running again.Also Sith Apprentice was garbage.
>>39797041I disagree with your opinion.>>39797017Whiskey is running again and Brine got a job. Think that one anon was trolling.
Is it bad that I legit had fun with this quest, to the point where I don't know what I'm going to do without participating in it in the evenings now?
>>39797017DON'T YOU ACCUSE HIM OFF BEING BRINEBRINE WAS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD AND TOO PURE TO BE SOMI miss SAQ
>>39797037Thanks, anon.>>39797017Nope.>>39797040I'm thinking about that now, as a matter of fact.
Rolled 17 (1d20)I roll to forget THE REVELATION
>>39797076Will you keep the akswym thing up or will it die as well.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>39797080You needed a nat 20 to succeed, too bad anon.I, however, roll to retcon that last post.
>>39797017Nah different sith apprentice in which we died twice got to the second planet and got shanked by the dice the third time
>>39797097That will remain up>>39797100So close...
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>39797066Yes
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>39797100I retcon your failed retcon.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>39797109MOTHERFUCKER, I FORGOT TO REMOVE ITREROLLING >>39797100 PLS GODRNGEESUS PLEASE
>>39797108any hints on what the next quest?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>39797116>>39797100I retcon your fail rolls
>>39797128I probably won't use the name Somnius.
>>39797128Pfft I am surprised you want more.
Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming, but I can say that you improved pretty noticeably. I prefer to remember you as DRALO from this point forward, unless you manage to poison that title too. I might actually look forward to your next quest, bubbo.
Yeah imma go ahead and say this picture sums it all up nicely for me
>>39797151I don't see why you don't just keep it, you were outted pretty early and still had people.>>39797163Cept you. I don't know how you couldn't tell.
>>39797151I meant about the next quest man, KND, Danny Phantom, original content?
>>39797151You know you've just become the boogyman right?Everyone is going to think that EVERY new quest is youNo one is safe
We really Scottish'd the pooch a lot of the time, but it was a good run.Thanks for QMing.
>>39797189I ran a quest like 6 months ago and people thought I was Som too.
>>39797108I'VE WAITED SO LONG
>>39797183I just said I could tell you big dumbo.
>>39797171Nah.>>39797175>>39797189Exactly>>39797192Thanks for playing.>>39797186I have no idea right now.>>39797183We'll see.>>39797163Thanks, anon.>>39797201Muahahahaha
>>39797151Now that you aren't doing this anymore, I almost want to give my own DBZ quest a shot. But hell at this point I doubt I could actually manage to live up the legacy this thing is leaving behind.I don't read Space Monkey quest but I'm fairly certain that one is doing well, and there was that one anon that was doing a DB quest.World probably doesn't need me adding to the pile anytime soon.
>>39797212Aw man, no more DBZHQ...Good luck with finals DRALO. Are you going to continue the quest after, or do something different?
>>39797201>>39797189>Everyone Is SOMNIUS Quest
>>39797233I say go for it, anon.>>39797242I am undecided on that
>>39797189Well, I'd rather hope not. I plan on starting an early Dragonball quest some time soon, I'd like to not be accused of being someone I'm not. Though I sort of already have an established presence elsewhere, maybe that'll help...
>>39797233Listen, Anon.The absolute worst thing that can come from you running that quest is that a bunch of people you will never meet in your life will think you're a bad writer.You can't possibly be as bad as some of the Kill la Kill quest writers, and that's coming from one of them.
>>39797212Lizard Squadron reporting in. Disappointed we can't mess with Buu. Had fun times with Cell and Freiza. Good luck on finals.Shitpost you later faggot.
>>39797259>I am undecided on thatHonestly, I hope that this isn't the last that we see of Kaguya and friends.Didn't you say you were having fun with this arc? ;_;
You guys ever think that QMs actually have a meeting, and they decided if they can't do an honest conclusion to their quest they take up the moniker of SOMNIUS in order to axe the quest real easy like?
>>39797277Are you No-Star?
>>39797277The German or the Frenchie?
>>39797295THEY KNOW>>39797279Godspeed.>>39797291I was
>>39797260>>39797260The anon I talked about here >>39797233Considering this dude has already had an idea going for a good while, I doubt whatever I can come up with might match it.My problem is I generally don't do well working alone, I enjoy having someone to bounce ideas off of or at least talk things out with.Kiiiinda fucked in that regard.>>39797277Thanks for the nice words friend
>>39797295SOMNIUS is not a name.... SOMNIUS is a title.
>>39797295No that's not a thing and it never will be. There's certainly no group of people determining what quests are and are not successful/acceptable
>>39797320>THEY KNOWOf course I do, who do you think I am? I'll have you know I'm not just any regular old fa/tg/uy... I've become something you fear
>>39797337>There's certainly no group of people determining what quests are and are not successful/acceptableNah I'm actually part of the committee. This quest was on the chopping block for awhile but we couldn't get around to killing it til now.
>>39797233Give it a try anyway. Hell, why not start it up right now? Take a chance, anon, it just might turn out better than you'd think.
>>39797348Man why couldn't you have done this on the weekend. We could have gotten WQTD in here and had a party.
>>39797372>>39797233>>39797260Seriously, do it. Fuck it; if you've got an idea on where to go, do it right now. We're all here ready to play a quest.
>>39797362>we couldn't get around to killing it til nowgyg
>>39797387I'm sure they'll talk about it
>>39797425I had such suspense about this quest. I would think about it at work sometimes. I don't know what to do now.
Now that the quest is temporarily over, QM objectivity is broken.Who did you want to win the Kaguya bowl?
>>39797425Did you get up today planning on killing the quest, or did you make it up as you went along?
Hey who down voted this thread? We need to get this one to gold status. Its really is the only one that matters.>>39797425Maybe, but it'd be funner if everyone was in here together.>>39797442Cell
>>39797453The latter>>39797468Eh, I'll drop in and shitpost. It will be fun.
>>39797468>PftthahahahahaOh come on, there had to be a better description.
>>39797518Hey wasn't me.
Well boyos, I did a thing and it's probably terrible, with some mild copying at the start.>>39797500Let's get this rolling
>>39797594Ah damn. I'll wait until Friday, I guess.
We should have stopped digging...
Chicken Mafia found us and sold us out to Piccolo.
Better ending than Frank got.
>>39799644Absolutly.Frank got a shit ending, this is much better since the quest is actually coming back.
>>39799680Assuming the Hiatus Demon doesn't eat Somnius before then, of course.
It's been a fun ride if nothing else.