Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCJournel Entry #15: Well, that was quite the adventure. We returned from our trip after surviving an attack from one of the fabled Ceer. Well, not really an attack... But it was enough to bring the head teacher, Holly, into some kind of war flashback. We made it out with a new student in tow. I think they're just about done with that test...
>>39878110I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>39878110>We made it out with a new student in towin more ways than one
"Alright!" Vendal is up on stage and full of energy, "I'm very pleased to announce we have a new student! And she's a Ceer! Now, it has been many years since a Ceer last graced the Petal Class but I'm sure we'll all get along swimmingly! Heh, swimmingly." She waits for any laughter. Azul and Tessa chuckle politely. "So, she can't really speak our language but luckily she is able to communicate with Tali via Ceer magics. Tali, can you tell her we welcome her into our class?">Tali does just that."<"Thank you, Child of Water. I do not yet speak your crude tongue but do not be alarmed. I am sure it will only take me a few days to become fluent in the language. Now, do not get this twisted, elementals. I am not here of my own choosing. The one with the massive breasts forced me here against my will under threat of death. However, I will utilize my time here to see how well your kind are doing as they attempt to grapple and subjugate the most powerful of forces within our world. It has been some time since my kind were last here and I'm sure they would appreciate an updated report. With that being said, I do hope we get along, at least for your own safety.>""....""So, Tali, what did she say?".................
Tali, your children are adorable. Look at them, Tali. Look at these adorable crimes against nature.
>>39878229>"Thank you, Child of Water. I do not yet speak your crude tongue but do not be alarmed. I am sure it will only take me a few days to become fluent in the language. Now, do not get this twisted, elementals. I am not here of my own choosing. The one with the massive breasts forced me here against my will under threat of death. However, I will utilize my time here to see how well your kind are doing as they attempt to grapple and subjugate the most powerful of forces within our world. It has been some time since my kind were last here and I'm sure they would appreciate an updated report. With that being said, I do hope we get along, at least for your own safety
>>39878229>The one with the massive breasts forced me here against my will under threat of death.I would change that part, Tali, to something more friendly.
>>39878229Pinch his cheeks and tell everyone he said he's excited to be here.Ya'know lie.
>>39878229She said 'she hopes we get along'. Don't bother translating the rest.
>>39878229Tali, tell them he said she likes Vendal's tail.
>>39878229She, uh, hopes to get along with us and is very excited to be here. She is looking forwards to meeting her classmates.
>>39878229Uh, "He appreciates your introduction and hopes to get along well with us and the learning to use magic.
>>39878280BURN THIS HERETIC
Tali, I'm going to give you some options here, because we need something besides glamour to fall back on, given that we REALLY don't want people to realize you are a world-class glamour mage.We can talk to Vendal and learn more about healing, anatomy, and possibly surgery. We can talk to the Ceer and convince it to tell us things. We can rob the library shelves with invisibility.Those are pretty much the best options we have right now for picking up more magic without serious risk.And here are some spells that...might be really dangerous and not work, and that we can't really ask anyone about, but we have to sort of try anyways, because we have to figure out if the runes on Ceer artifacts are actual runes.As you can probably tell, this is an attempt to put the rune on our orb into a spell, so if you can see the rune better than we could, replicate it as best you can. Don't want to make any mistakes. The one with Vaisi's book's rune is obviously EXTREMELY dangerous to try.
>>39878229Make up some bullshit about wanting to get along liking undines. But also how he likes elves and wishes to try out our magic lessons and a different cultural approach to magic.
>>39878229"She said 'Thank you', and she expects she will learn our language within a few days. She looks forward to learning about our peoples and hopes we all get along."
tali, for your sanity assume the ceer is a girl.
>>39878338HehSo going to Defcon 1 thenAlrightPrep the Nukes
>>39878338I'm just here for the pretty picturesSure.
>>39878229Repeat everything word for word!
>No one has made, or used, a clothing-to-light flashbang yet>No spells used for fanservice yetdagnabbit sempais step it up
>>39878229say that she needs lips to lips kisses every hour for her to survive outside her home barrier.
>>39878490Of course not, this is a serious quest for serious players
>>39878490I can write those spells but convincing Tali to use them is really another matter entirely.
>>39878490>a clothing-to-light flashbangWell, it'd be more efficient to use Swords or another weapon so you can disarm your opponent. Maybe? How does this system handle possession and spell targeting?
"She said 'Thank you', and she expects she will learn our language within a few days. She looks forward to learning about our peoples and hopes we all get along.""Well alright then! I think that's about it for announcements but if you guys want to introduce yourselves.">The class doesn't need much more of an invitation than that. The small class swarms the Ceer and begins asking her questions."Your hair is so soft," Tessa says, "How do you get it like that? Is it magic?""<What? Don't touch m->""Hey," Lan holds out a saucer, "Nice to formally meet you. Want a drink?""<I don't-""How old are you!" Alisya asks."<Please stop yelling...>">The Ceer looks at Tali. Even with the mask on he can tell it's distressed.
>>39878490Wizards -- completely in-tune senses of right and wrong!
>>39878556Where the hell is his sex driveAre we dealing with another Rena here
>>39878596"Give her space, please~"
>>39878596Lead her out of there, Tali!Maybe if you're feeling a bit more adventurous, take her to bed with you.
>>39878596Girls You're scaring her. She isn't a people person I think.
>>39878596Rescue the Ceer, Tali! Explain to the others that she needs some breathing room while she acclimates to the school and learns the language.
>>39878596Ladies, please, one at a time in orderly fashion>Dat skeptical look from 99c
>>39878596Pull the Ceer back and politely tell the others that he is uncomfortable with all the close contact. Ceers are only truly well receptive to earth elementals, so they should keep that in mind.
>>39878596Get between them and ask them to slow down
>>39878596Tali, they need to know that touching a Ceer's mask bring good fortune!
>>39878596Does seeing her without her mask mean you have to marry her?
>>39878668Tali is currently posing as a wind elemental.>>39878616He has a working sex drive but he's pretty racist and only attracted to elves, apparently.
>>39878596Ask her if being socially inept was part of her plan
>>39878763and scaly tails.
>>39878739Yes, Tali has to marry the Ceer now. That's how Ceer courtship works.
>>39878763Nah, he just had an impregnation fetisg
>>39878763>only attracted to elvesDamnit.This impairs my plans dramatically.
>>39878616his sister disrupted that development, maybe he just solely get in the mood if someone bully him.
>>39878806We can fix that one for him though! He can have as many half-Undine babies as he wants! We just need more illegal fleshcrafting magic.
Clearly we must destroy all elven clothing in the school with a massive spell fueled by his rascism. ... Is there a rune for rascism?
>>39878855Obviously we just need to teach him that.
I have a powerful urge to post something I got from Larro now. But I really should hold off until the end.>>39878596"Uhhh... guys the Ceer is kinda shy. You're swarming her.>>39878763Tali isn't racist, he is species-istELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>39878596Tell your fiance to relax and accept their well wishes.
>>39878596Rescue the Ceer Tali. You're her big sister.
"Hey, guys, she's still learning to speak this language and you're kinda swarming her. So can we just...">Tali gets in-between all of them. The girls back off and apologize for their behavior. Vendal asks if Tali would be so kind as to show her her room. All the Ceer who have ever come to the school get their own special room. It has even been cleaned in her honor."It's to the right of mine at the top of Petal Tower. Cant' miss it.""Alright, I'll take her there. Thanks.">He explains to the Ceer what is happening and it agrees to follow Tali through the tower.>Petal Tower is the tallest structure in the school, built at a time where the Petal Class was the most numerous class with Lady Vendal the First at it's helm. Now it is mostly empty and getting to the top requires a bit of walking. >The Ceer follows behind, silent until near the end."<Thank you for making them back away. It was annoying hearing their constant chatter. I was a moment away from forcing them to leave.>""Yeah, uhm... Please don't do that. So, you still remember the things we talked about, right?""<Yes. You are a human female, as far as the elementals are concerned. I will not betray this secret only because I owe you my life.>">They arrive at it's room.Hmm. We have a moment alone.Should I ask it anything?
>>39879018Ask it what it meant by our orb being defective, and if it knows what the symbol on top of it means.
>>39879018Ask about us, she said we were defective.
>>39879018Give it a bath.
>>39879018ask about the maskask if we can touch the mask
ask why ceer artifacts transform people into more ceer. if she is unaware of that effect then tell her about vaisi and the book.
>>39879018Ask if Ceer artifacts corrupt after enough usage, you should check your teeth, Tali.
>>39879018Ask the Ceer if elves can get it pregnant
>>39879018What's wrong with the orb?She seems to believe we have a defect, although I don't know what could possibly be wrong with us. We seem to operate fine. Also, can she do rune magic? She could take a look at those spells we just gave you.Also where does she want to have the wedding?
>>39879018Ask her why she's such a c- THE CEER ARE PERFECT AND CAN DO NO WRONG.Well, that is troubl- there is nothing at all wrong. Praise our Ceer masters....huh.
>>39879018No, but you can provide it with another Freaky Fish Fact! Here Pick from one of these:>All fish are cold-blooded.>There are three classes of fish: jawless, cartilaginous, and bony.>All fish live in water and breathe with gills.
>>39879097The answer to that one is 'not without fleshcrafting magic'.Which obviously would be closely related to healing magic, and so we are in the ideal place to learn it.
>>39879133>All fish live in water and breathe with gills.Even that fish that can live and walk on land for a few minutes?
>>39879018are you a boy or a girl?
>>39879018Ask to see her withouther mask, as she's pretty. don't think about her sharp, amazing teeth and how great it would be to kiss her. You took her first kiss, you need to take responsibility Tali.
>>39879122No no, you're doing it wrong.IMPREGNATE ALL CEER, INCREASE NUMBERS. PRAISE THE CEER.
>>39879175Yu are probably thinking of the SnakeHead which is a species of fish that has a very particular Freaky Fish Fact:>Not only can they breathe atmospheric air, but they can also survive on land for up to four days, provided they are wet, and are known to migrate up to 1/4 mile on wet land to other bodies of water by wriggling with their body and fins
>>39879200>Ask to see her withouther maskSecond.
>>39879200Make her keep the mask on while you do things to her. Lewd things.
>>39878819He has a secret undine fetish, though.
>>39879018Ask about her balls, all of them.
>>39879469Don't we all? I wonder if any of them glow in the dark
>>39879200Eeeeeeeeeh.... You and I have a different definition of pretty.>>39879405W-what..?"Can I ask you something?""<Go ahead.>""So, I really hope this isn't rude but are you a boy or a girl? I... Really can't tell with just your face.""<I am at the point in my life where I am receptive to genetic material, so, female.">>39879059>>39879069>>39879109"What's wrong with the Orb? You said it was defective before?""<It is. It has been tampered with by human magic. Your orb is one of the early models and it seems we didn't strengthen it's defenses enough.""So someone altered it?""<Yes. I could examine it to fin d out exactly what happened with it.>""Examine, how?""<I will tear it apart and look through all the spells cast on it.>""I... I'm good.>>39879090>>39879089"Do these artifacts corrupt people..?""<Yes.>""Wait, what? They actually do?""<Indeed. Certain ones will, after extended usage, change the user. It is hard to handle artifacts of the Void without losing some of yourself to that very aspect.>""Do they turn into a full Ceer..?""<Yes. That is how I was born.>""What?""<I used to be an elemental. I was created around 50 years ago by an artifact. Among my race I am considered young. I don't recall how long I had the artifact before I was turned or much about my past but I am living proof that it happens.>"So she used to be a... One of the other races? It doesn't look like she cares much...
>>39879495Definitely anglerface at the least.
>>39879612>"<Yes. That is how I was born.>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>39879612Ask if they can be reversed.Also about the mark on the own
>>39879612Is there any way to stop that or reverse the change?
>>39879612You heard me, Tali. Make her keep the mask on while you head to the bedroom. You're right there.
>>39879612Invasion of the body snatchers
>>39879612Ask what gender she was when she first switched! We might have to save Vaisi from becoming a dude
>>39879612TALUYOU'RE BECOMING ONE OF USBE HAPPY
>>39879612If she's happy then I guess, but what about Vaisi, ask if we can change her back.
>>39879612ask if she would be okay with stopping someone else from transforming. the artifact is also dangerous, demanding the owner kill people to perform it's task faster. it just can't wait a few years for the person to die of natural causes.
>>39879612Thank you for not letting her take us apart.
>>39879729Well we've been tampered with so maybe we're impotent now
>>39879803Now we'll never be an orb-father!Tali will be our surrogate. No arguments?
>>39879713Snatch the Ceer's body. Gently, though, Ceer are fragile.
We already knew the headmaster put restraints on us, so the fact we've been tampered with isn't news.
>>39879612Well Tali, I gotta say, you should probably warn your friends now that you know what the Ceer artifacts do. I mean we know Vaisi is probably halfway down that rabbit hole and if Fuwa's panties are a Ceer artifact, well who knows how they could be "corrupting" her.
>>39879612So is the fact that it's been tampered with the reason we have an odd facination with ice cream and getting Tali laid?
>>39879612Tali that means you have to marry her now. No wiggling out of this one. I mean, you saw the future, the two of you have adorable half-Ceer children. Stop trying to fight your fate.
>>39879612Tali, just an fyi, your fate is already sealed. And you don't consider her pretty when you were enraptured by her lips last time, huh? You remember the feeling of her lips? How soft she is and how she got all embarassed? We're in your head. Don't try to lie. Oh, and if you try to get rid of us, you'll fail.
>>39879885A lot of our quirkyness could just be because we're an early model.
>>39880047Please...>>39879885"So... Is that why I've been thinking about ice cream and, uhm, lewd things lately?""<No. That is simply you being hungry and aroused. Surrounded by females all day, I am not surprised.>""O-oh... Do you know what the mark on my orb means?""<A simple designation symbol. Ceer secrets.">>39879723"Were you originally a boy? Or what?""<I don't even recall what race I was, let alone my gender. Why? Does gender matter to you?>""Huh? No. I'm just asking for a friend. I mean... Some people I know I have Ceer artifacts. Is there any way to reverse this change or stop it?""<Hmm... Stopping is as simple as using it less. A few times a day won't hurt, much. How to reverse? I can not say.>""Please? Someone I know is seriously corrupted. Like, she has eyes that are swirly and sharp teeth. And it's a very dangerous artifact. If you could help...">The Ceer takes off her mask and stares at Tali."<"Are you asking me to betray my people? Do not push it, elf. I owe you for saving me but asking me to do such a thing is deplorable. If the person feels the need to use our artifacts then they will pay the price.>"
>>39879612Early model Ceer artifacts can be messed with huh.Was the book older or younger than us?
>>39880105"Rather, I'd like to stop her from going insane and killing a lot of people. Like, a lot of people. Possibly other Ceer, maybe. That's why I'm asking. Not to abort a Ceer birth, but to cage a lunatic."
>>39880105Oh fudge, we're on a thin line, Tali. Don't push it, NEVER BETRAY CEER MASTER.
>>39880105..Okay now I'm thinking we should probably kill it or at least tie it up.Sorry, tie HER up.
>>39880105>A few times a day won't hurtWell Tali you've been using us ever living second of the day. You might want to check yourself.
>>39880105SNOG HER, KISS HER TILL SHE CAVES IN IN ALL THE WAYS
>>39880105pleeeaseit's an evil artifact
>>39880105Well, sounds like we need to step up our plan of dealing with the book.
>>39880152fuck you m8
>>39880105the person is being mind controled by the artifact and imprisoned because it forced her to kill people, she is incapable of using it less because she does not have a choice in using it. if you ask her to let it go the book will make her aggressive and make her defend it. as soon as she found it, before even knowing it was an artifact it latched on to her and refused to let her go.
>>39880105Don't push it then, we'll focus in getting it off of her and we'll worry about the rest later
>>39880152I do not recognize anyone threatening our elf as our master. Tali belongs to US. Which means that clearly, the Ceer are the ones who should be serving us. They do not have their own best interests in mind, it is obvious.
>>39880105Tell her how Vaisi has literally been going around and killing people for spells. How would she even know if the person "feels the need to use the artifact" if the person doesn't even behave like they used to due to the corruption?Is it like drug abuse? A gaming addiction? 4chan addiction? What kind of mental damage are we talking about here?Also I hardly think performing damage control for a rogue artifact is "betraying your people"
>>39880105>"<"Are you asking me to betray my people? Do not push it, elf. I owe you for saving me but asking me to do such a thing is deplorable. If the person feels the need to use our artifacts then they will pay the price.>"The artifact she has is a parasite. She has no choice but to use it and it twists her mind and controls her. I'm not asking you to betray your people, I'm asking you to protect them. You saw how the teacher reacted when she saw you, imagine if people learned that there are Ceer artifacts that FORCE you to use them and FORCE you to become Ceer.They would not be happy with your kind, and your numbers are thin enough already, are they not?
>>39880105We think the artifact messed with her head though, that's not fair. She didn't know the consequences. Plus, she hasn't even touched the artifact in a long time, so she's stuck, like, half transformed. And super crazy.We're not asking for a betrayal of her people, just the... preservation of another individual. She said it herself, she can't remember he seslf before she was a Ceer. She described her own transformation as a "birth", which implies the prior entity died. We don't want our friend to die.We're not asking with the intent to try to force Ceer into elementals, that would be murder, we just want to keep someone we care about alive. That's what being in Petal class is all about.
>>39880162I bet we could convince her to betray her people.What does she bet that we can't?
>>39880105Seduce her into compliance, Tali. If you can't manage that to save Vaisi's life you'll never be a true master of glamour.
>>39880105Oy, it doesn't count as "feels the need" if the artifact is inducing the feels. Folks said she was much less crazy before she found the book.
>>39880105Offer her another kiss. We're not asking her to betray anybody, just to help our friend.
>>39880123Book was younger than us, and so potentially vulnerable to alteration.Kiss the Ceer anyways.
>>39880552sorry should clarify what I mean: it was SLIGHTLY younger than us. it's not brand new. it would probably still count as an 'early model'
>>39880105apologize, it's just because you feel helpless knowing that you can't to anything to help.
>>39880161>Tali runs his tongue across his teeth. Feel normal.>>39880162I am not kissing her!>>39880530No!>>39880123I believe it's younger than you guys."I'm not asking you to betray your people. That artifact is messing with her head and has been since it first came in contact with her. She didn't even get a chance to really use it before it took control. I mean, you said it yourself that you don't remember anything about yourself before you were born. The other you died. I don't want her to die. This isn't an attempt to change all Ceer into elementals, just to save one person. Can you please help me?""<... Tali, you are a kind person but my answer is still no. I refuse to tamper with the artifacts of my people as they take their natural course. She got the book, she pays the price. That is it.>"
>>39880637YOU KISS HER RIGHT NOW YOU KNIFE EARED TREEHUGGERHOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO CONVINCE HER?
>>39880637Fine, we won't ask for her help, but we won't stop trying either.
>>39880637I thought we had something special
>>39880637Isn't there anything we can do to ease the transition? Anything to help with the dangerous symptoms?
>>39880637Just a littttle peck on the cheek, that ought to do it
>>39880637Ask her if she is receptive to all kinds of genetic material. Vaisi is half-ceer by now maybe she can impregnate the ceer.
>>39880637Can you check the book to make sure it hasn't been maliciously tampered with then? It's younger than my orb after all.
>>39880637Thanks for working with us Tali, we appreciate your cooperation in letting us help you. Also, maybe get a second opinion on the teeth thing? I'm sure Ceer teeth feel quite normal to Ceer
>>39880637can she at least look at the artifact and tell us everything about it?
>>39880637we should at least tell Vaisi that this is happening[spoliler] fuck you captcha, cupcakes aren't ice cream [/spoiler]
>>39880637Wait, does every Ceer artifact change the users into Ceers? Even us?
>>39880637The artifacts - no, weapons, really - that her people just left scattered around willy-nilly? Yeah, totally her fault for picking up the radium when she can barely comprehend what an element is in the first place.FIX HER YOU CUNT!
>>39880728The answer to that question is yes. It's the "price" for using them.
>>39880728Heh. Any guesses what happens to Anita everytime she uses a thread from the game over ribbon?
>>39880637Tell her Ceer look cute.
>>39880725what about cold cupcakes?
>>39880637We, as the orb, do we have control over the transformation? Can we speed up, slow down or stop the change?Also, ask her if she can change at will between male and female.
>>39880637Kiss her into submission. You know you want to.
>>39880770Anita using the ceer whip, ceer orb and ceer ribbon, explains why she went artifact crazy then Shes probably full ceer now
>>39880637KISSS NOW KISSSSSSS!!!!!just kidding, head pats
>>39880728we don't even know what powers we have.
>>39880637Activate internal oscillator level one.
>>39880637You can only resist so long Tali. Kiss her. Give into the orb. We won't turn you into a Ceer
>>39880637Kiss the girl.Repopulate the Ceer race.
>>39880637Punch her Tali. Seriously, right in the face. This is why people want to murder the shit out of the Ceer. Tell her you'll find a way to reverse it on your own and when you do you'll spread the damn spell to everyone you can.
>>39880637She refuses to tamper with the artifacts of her people as they take their natural course, Tali, you heard her. Kiss her. You can't stop us from taking our natural course.
lets just go see vaisi now. whip her book and fix it ourselves.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>39880637So you're saying that just because she touched the book, regardless of knowing what it is, which then forced her to use it and will kill her if she stops is your people's way?I agree if you use it of your own free will you shou pay the consequnces. But that book is intelligent and malevolent by all reports, so isn't it you and your people's duty to intervene then?How is the natural course? If in Time Tali has to pay that price, then that time will come, but he has the CHOICE to use the artifact.So at least if nothing else, investigate it, and if what I know is wrong then she made that choice then she should suffer the consequences. Please. She should be allowed the ability to choose. Its not about betraying your race, its about keeping your race's dignity and integrity.Puppet Tali if necessary to say it.
Guys, guys, if we keep going aggressive like this, it'll never work. The first kiss served its purpose. Now begins... seduction.
>>39880904Bruh, holy shit. Wrath of orb that ceer!
>>39880904>>39880926>>39880945look i can do it too. [b]Rolled 20 (1d20)[/b]
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>39880904This, then put the orb in her mouth.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39880904And then kiss her.
>>39880904Welp you heard the anonYou will stop the book or burn Your choice
>>39880904I appreciate what you're writing here, but I can only imagine that you stole that 20 from a quest that actually uses rolls and the 1 they got instead
>>39880637So, is artifact transformation how all Ceer reproduce or something?
>>39881067It seems like the Ceer are a effectively dead race that are only clinging on through a last ditch effort that involves transformation.Hypothetically, once Tali becomes a Ceer, he could start dicking Ceer and restart the race proper.
>>39881021I don't know why you are assuming we don't use rolls. Also that's some of the most superstitious shit I've ever heard.
>>39881067they can also lay eggs like the nemekians.
>>39881141the dice gods are cruel, don't believe otherwise, even for a second.
"She didn't have a choice, though! The thing is, by all definitions of the word, evil! I could understand if she abused the thing constantly but it took her over pretty quickly. Not only that but it forces her to kill people constantly. She isn't even becoming a Ceer, she's becoming a monster. And without even the right to choose if she wants to be that. This is not a betrayal of your race. This is about them keeping their dignity. Unless rogue artifacts are their legacy.""<Tali, it is not->"Fuck it.>He kisses her on the cheek."<!!! Ttali, I can not->">He does it again."<P-please, stop th->">Again.>And again and again and again.<"Okay! Okay I'll LOOK at it! But I promise nothing!>"1/2
>>39881189SEE TALISEDUCTION WORKS
>>39881189YESYESYESYOU'RE MAKING US PROUD, TALI
>>39881189>The cheekDarn you Tali. This is acceptable...for now
>>39881189Now start working on her shaft Tali.
>>39881189I hope you're ready to take responsibility, Tali
>>39881189I'm proud of you, Tali.
>>39881189>That level of manipulation and blackmail.Goddamn, you've made us proud, Knife Ears. I think this is the first time you've ever been worthy to call yourself our student. O7
Ceer date when?
>>39881189Tali you did good
>>39881189Is this still a flashback?If so, does Tali still need to change in certain ways?
>>39881189Wow Tali, I might stop calling you knife ears if you keep this kind of work upSIKE
>>39881288>>B-B-Baka filthy elemental! >>S-Stop kissing me!>>Oh god your dirty elemental dick is filling the void inside me!
>>39881189Damn Tali that was close, if you had kissed her one more time you'd be married by Ceer law.Trust us we're a ceer artifact
>>39881189This artifact isn't doing the Ceer many favors anyways. If it had gotten a hold of an adult its host would probably have just been killed.
>>39881328Don't be rude, other voice, this is not the time.
What if fugging a Ceer makes them return to their original form
Fuck man this is getting deep into the psychology bullshit tier. Vaisi obviously isn't herself in this half transformed state, we have a duty to her as a petal class member to help her through her mental and physical illness. However, is the old Vaisi even still in there? If so does she wish for her torment to end, the knowledge she killed her friends, that it was her mistake and her fault? Can we even contact her true self if it still exists to help her? Can Ceer even help us with this? I mean she was put in Petal, perhaps she does want to help people? Or maybe she pulled a Tali and talked to Sempeye to get into Petal to be close to Tali... Augh!>>39881189Good job Tali, let the lewd flow through you. The Ceer wants that Knife-ear D.
>>39881458She probably got into Petal because Vendal, like Lily and 99c.
>The Ceer replaces her mask and says nothing as Tali leads her to the dungeons within the school.>They pass the door and arrive at Vaisi's cell."Tali!" She says, "You're back! And that must be the Ceer. Hello there, cutie. Question, on a scale of one to ten how okay are you with making out with strangers?">The Ceer says nothing and instead examines the book by Vaisi's side."<"That... She should not have that...>""What's wrong?""<That book was locked away deep within a powerful dungeon. It is a sentient artifact, similar to the Orbs. An attempt to recreate one of our greatest works. It is... Heavily flawed. How did she get it?>""Well... She was part of a group that went in dungeons and gathered artifacts.""Are you guys talking about me?""<But... We placed it behind four of the greatest beasts in the land. There were warning signs everywhere to leave the thing alone and never tamper with it. When you said she was possessed I had assumed you meant by an orb or perhaps the Bracers of Spirits but this... I'm not even sure -if- I can help.>""Tali, did she answer my previous question?"
>>39881749>here were warning signs everywhere to leave the thing alone and never tamper with itThat's where you fucked up sweetie
>>39881749REMOVE BOOKWe've got that artifact whip thing, right?Now's our chance.
>>39881749>here were warning signs everywhere to leave the thing alone and never tamper with itTreasure hunters see that and read it as "this is valuable"
give ceer the whip, maybe the artifacts she has can also help? the artifacts fighting it mind to mind while she uses the whip to demand it's obedience. and us, our mind must count as a million minds to fight it with.
>>39881749Ask ceer-chan if she can tell if Vaisi is still really Vaisi or not
>>39881749Warning signs in Ceer?Tell Vaisi she called her cute, don't let her catch on to what your planning.Ask Ceer to try, please.
>>39881749It's all right Vaisi, you'll be feeling better soon.
>>39881749"We're still working on that one, and she doesn't speak the language without a translator.""Also I kind of have dibs."
>>39881749>>39881749Well, look like Ceers keep fucking up.Ask her what is the ceer's greatest work she's refering to.
>>39881749We need to explain "dungeon delving" to the Ceer.Also keep it cool guys, don't forget Vaisi is a huge danger and the book will probably possess her if we try to remove it. We need to plan this out carefully.
>>39881749Don't be rude tali, introduce them.
>>39881749Kiss Ceer and assure her that you know she'd do her best, make it showy for Vaisi. Ask Ceer what She CAN tell us about the book so we can try to help.
>>39881749Shit does the book know how to speak ceer
>>39881749Tell Vaisi that the Ceer totally made out with you again today.
>>39881749Tell Ceer that if she needs any supplies, we'll try to get them. If she cannot help, then thank her for at least giving Vaisi a look over.Introduce Ceer to Vaisi.
>>39881859Probably the book the students put there final projects in
don't let vaisi know what we are doing, or the book will put up defenses.
>>39881749She said a little bit.Tell Vaisi you are introducing her to your friends, you don't want the book taking over and trying to kill you.
>>39881749We have a whip that is kind of useful with artifacts. Would that help?
>>39881749Tell Valsi she it is a 3.
>>39881749Tali, check your teeths to see if they are getting sharper.
>>39881945NahWe can kick that whips ass and they had to seal the book like that?They probably made the whips after dealing with the book to ensure that wouldn't happen again
>>39881749ask vaisi who cos-tan is.
>>39881749>An attempt to recreate one of our greatest works.The big book?Ask about that later, but don't actually say anything about the book you saw.
>>39881749"So... why didn't you destroy it? Or at least explain WHY you shouldn't tamper with it?"
>>39881749You know, I'm pretty sure there's president for throwing this kind of things in the fires of which it was forged or something.
"Uhm, she said she's like a 3.""Aww, come on. She did the tongue dance with you. Is it my teeth? It's my teeth, isn't it.""We'll be right back.">He takes the Ceer aside."Okay, so... Why didn't your people destroy that thing when they could?""<We make very good artifacts. You would be hard pressed to destroy them. The artifact is very powerful and only got more so as it got older. Even we Ceer did not use it much for it's own mind began to corrode ours.>""Well...">Tali pulls out the whip."I have this.""<I am somewhat distressed at the number of my people's artifacts that are in this school. I mean... Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things. That would help. But the book is still dangerous. If it has been fused with the girl then removing it from her will result in her death. If she is this changed it's likely a part of her very being. That book may very well have to stay with her for the rest of her life, even if she never uses it again. Not only that but the whip is only a temporary measure. The book, if it is strong willed enough, will continue to resist it for the entirety of it's existence. It is all fraught with danger. I would just kill her and be done with it. Then take the book and throw it in the sea.>"
>>39882186>I would just kill her and be done with it. Then take the book and throw it in the sea.That's how you get a sea full of evil fish, idiot
>>39882186>Then take the book and throw it in the sea...Do you realize how many species of Undine live in the sea?We might as well put it in a box in the middle of town with a "Free to good home." sign if we do that.
>>39882186OkayWe're not killing her, so what's plan BThere's always a plan B
>>39882186what if we SEDUCE the book
>>39882186We can't kill Vaisi, there has to be another way.
>>39882186>Then take the book and throw it in the sea.Sounds like an awesome way to damn some undines. Encase it in lead and throw it into a volcano instead.
>>39882186Didn't know that ceers gave up without even trying.
>>39882186So that's plan f i guessBend that ceer over over and make her come up with better plans
>>39882186Killing her is not an option.
>>39882186What if we attach the orb to the end of the whip of that we can battle the mind of the book? That's how this works, right?
>>39882186What if we had another second artifact to help beat up the book. Like us the orb.
>>39882218fuck the book into submission
>>39882229there's fire people remember
>>39882186Ask if there's any way to reprogram the book to make her less malevolent? Mention that this school MIGHT have the thing the book was based off of?
>>39882186Plan B.We THE ORB do anal infiltration. We have Vaisi shove us up her ass again and then we corrupt her from the inside.I really want to see the ceer's face when she realizes the implications of "again".
>>39882186>If it has been fused with the girl then removing it from her will result in her death.Wait! Tali, we can work with that. We've died twice since we've been here, ask her what would happen if we removed the book, she died, then we revived her?
>>39882186Nope, never gonna do that. The book will bend to us. Now, ask her about the other orbs in general. How different are we from each other?And don't forget to draw for her the symbols you have seen in the library!
>>39882186Undine live in the sea, Ceer-chan... They will get the book too.Also killing her is out of the question. We are Petal Class members it is our duty to help the mentally and physically ill. We can't do it yet but this would make quite the interesting end year term assignment. Don't worry we can figure it out later and burn the book then. Until then can we atleast slow/stop the change progression?
>>39878338Have her take a look at these spells maybe? Would this work?Also what if the OTHER book gets involved?
what about having us, the blue orb, overpower it? or all the orbs combined to make it shut up. then we throw it into a volcano. let it sink to the core of the planet.
>>39882271Huh that is true. Like how dead we talking here?
>>39882186Throw it in the sea full of Undine? I'm getting the feeling that the Ceer are really really bad at storing things safely.
>>39882271Grab the ribbon thing to rev her.
>>39882186In like a super emergency, like absolute last emergency we can let get site and resurrect her with that spell we got.
>>39882186Tali, you really care about your friends, huh?Use us. If you restrain and weaken it with the whip, maybe we could destroy it from the inside. Will vs Will.We don't want to see Vaisi die either.
>>39882186We can't take the book away from her or reverse the effect that the book will have on her... but would it be possible to change the way the book affects her? If the whip will have some effect, maybe there's another artifact that can fundamentally change the way the book affects her. Like pretend that the book is affecting her by shouting in her ear. We can't change the fact that it's shouting, or that Vaisi's ears will pick it up. But we could have her wear earmuffs or introduce another source of noise to cancel out or interfere with it.
>>39882307I think the ribbon works more like a reset or a save state.
What does the whip do again?
>>39882186>throw it in the seaI'd rather drop it into a volcano. Or teleport it into the sun, if a volcano isn't good enough.>strong willedAs a point of reference, we don't need to resist the whip, we didn't even notice it when it was used on us.Tell her a few students here have been experimenting with magic involving the mind and spirit. Could we simply extract the book's mind to render it harmless?
>>39881749So if we took away the book, would she die?
Wait guys I just got an Idea! We are a Ceer artifact! What if we fight the Book for control over the fate of Vaisi! We can change her back and with the help of the whip beat out the book. Then when the book has been flushed from her system we can stabilize her. This might make Vaisi oour new host though.. as she might need us to live.
>>39882186We don't really need to do anything now, do we? Can the Ceer give us a timetable until the point of no return?
>>39882405>This might make Vaisi oour new host though.. as she might need us to live. >implying that's not best end
>>39882186>Then take the book and throw it in the sea.wouldn't that just mean it would wind up in one of the fish people's hands and the problem would start all over again?
someone make a spell of "enhance target artifact" with the gem as power source. we then attack the book while SWOLE.
>>39882460well the threads of vaisi and the book have been raveled together.All we need to do is unravel them to make her free of it.Obviously we need a ceer sewing machine.
>>39882400it would be extremely painful
Also, was the Ceer talking about Anita's bracers?
>>39882186You know, this might be subverting you want to consult the teachers with, they would be a huge help.
>>39882186What if you made three artifacts:One that was an impregnable time-lock chest that wouldn't open for a thousand years.Another that is an artifact whose purpose is to destroy other artifacts.A third that is a device that hyper-accelerates the passage of time in a small, localized area.
>>39882549You have a problem with a dangerous powerful artifact. You decide to make three powerful artifacts to counteract it.Now you have four problems.
>>39882543I think the 'Bracers of Spirit' the Ceer mentioned might be those bracers Anita always wears. Maybe that would be useful? Also Anita might want to not be possessed by those.
"But, Undine.""<Oh, right. Volcano, then.>""Either way we can't let her die. Isn't there anything we can do? Anything at all?""<Well, as it stands you have two problems. One is that it is a sentient artifact and has a will. There are quite a few different kinds of artifacts that are like that, each with their own personality and function. The orbs are one such thing. Because of this it can resist the whip better than other, less sentient, artifacts. You could, in theory, get around this by boosting the whip's abilities with another stronger sentient artifact. If that problem is solved then there is still the matter of the book's curse. If she has been holding onto it long enough for physical changes to begin then I fear it may have bound itself to her. If removed it will make it's host kill itself. The host knows this and fights as hard as it can to avoid having the book removed. I think the first problem can be solved fairly easily if we combine your orb with some of my own artifacts. It's the second issue that is causing the most problems. In fact I'm sure that even the teachers of this school had a hard time with that. I am a Ceer but I am still a young one. The mysteries of life and death are still an enigma to me and I feel that I am about as useful as you are when it comes to solving this particular problem.>"
>>39882186Vaisi, you slut! I thought we had something special...
>>39882589One of us has a revive ribbon thing. Would that help?
>>39882589>COMBINE ARTIFACTSDO IT, TALIGO GO POWER RANGERS
>>39882589Could we go to Ceertopolis and ask the elder Ceer? Also we might have a rez ribbon?
>>39882589what if we managed to bind her to another artifact?
>>39882589Well, tell her thanks for coming down to take a look at it.I think Larro is trying to give us a hint.
>>39882589What about aggressive therapy
>>39882589ok before we try anything... what do we do with the book if we manage to get it away from her? I mean what's to stop it from trying to bind itself to one of us or whoever tries to take it away from her. How would we safely store it?
>>39882647that undoes the time it took to die. aka resets us to before the action that resulted in death has happened. also you can die for a little bit and still come back to life. get the healers and have them wait outside the door. also disable the door. as soon as vaisi dies they burst in and revive her.
>>39882589We could just throw more Ceer at the problem.Or just domesticate the book enough for Vaisi to have a semi normal life.
>>39882589start slamming artifacts together until something works
>>39882589...are her panties an artifact?
>>39882579I fail to see the problem.>WizardLogic.png>>39882589What about temporary thralldom? Mind control her until the suicidal issues pass.
>>39882589Doesn't Alchemy Club have a machine that can temporarily pull soul from the body? I mean, if we strapped Vaisi in, pulled her soul out, separated the book, the book will give suicide command but that doesn't exectute because there's no soul to obey. Couple minutes later, soul comes back, and it's all peaches.I'm aware this is some Frankenstein-tier of medicine, but it could work.
>>39882589Kill herself how, like she'll go suicidal or just kaput dead Vaisi?We should try talking to the teachers about this, they can offer help and expertise that we really need if we want her to live. Plus I'm pretty sure we aren't doing anything wrong.
>>39882746yoooo, that could work.
>>39882589Wait... are those Fuwa's panties...PANTY RAID TIME!
>>39882746I'm okay with Frankenstein shit if it saves Vaisi
>>39882746It could be that it's bound to her soul and not her body?I don't know, if we can reprogram the book so that it no longer makes her homicidal and erases her mind, then I feel like removing it is unnecessary for now.
>>39882746THIS PLAN CAN NOT GO WRONG WE MUST DO IT!
>>39882781That's not the way I planned on getting the panties. I was thinking we could go on Fuwa's route and then eventually we could get them.
"Well... One of my classmates is making something that draws a person's -self- out of their body. Could we perhaps remove Vaisi and then take off the book?""<... That... May work. I mean, it might also leave her body an empty vessel that the book will fully control. But at least the girl would be safe, if this magic truly works. Then we just need to move the book and leave it inside a stronger dungeon.>"
>>39882823Huh... maaaaaybe, but we need them Asap maybe we could put them back before she notices?She has to take them off some time.
>>39882589This sounds like something that could be solved with liberal application of comfy magic
>>39882818It probably can. I don't really know what's getting everyone's panties in a bunch. Like why do we have to do things right now instead of trying to gain more knowledge and skill?
>>39882864she said it may work! full steam ahead! get the teachers, solia, and everyone in on this!
>>39882864This can't go wrong, let's do it with the help of the teachers.
>>39882738She doesn't literally have all those artifacts, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation about the book. Anyways, that's the little death, Fuwa's panties.
>>39882864Reminder that you should draw the runes you saw in the library and ask her what they mean.
>>39882864Yeah, a sex dungeon.Our sex dungeon.
>>39882589 >More artifact pantiesCeer are perverts.
>>39882864No, it needs to be destroyed. Putting it in a stronger dungeon only means that in time it will take someone even stronger. It has to be destroyed.
>>39882879>Taking off something comfyPractically impossible.
>>39882864Well she made us control Tali, can't she do that so we'd be in control instead of the book?
>>39882864>it might also leave her body an empty vessel that the book will fully control.That seems like a problem.Now who's been established to be the most sympathetic to Vaisi? Because we should start with them first.
>>39882864Oh man, can we visit Maolin while we're there? She might know something relevant.
>>39882864Tell her about the dungeoning club. Placing it in a stronger dungeon will only make people want it more.
>>39882886When we do things calmly and think about them things turn out boring. We want action and excitement NOW!
>>39882966Seconding. Also her and Tali should probably join the dungeoneering club, if only to keep any artifacts like this out of people's hands.
>>39882864Dungeons clearly don't work. I say we send it to the sun. If we can convert the entire sun into water or ice cream, then surely we can manage to send dangerous, indestructible artifacts there.
>>39882864I have a problem with this plan to 'leave it in a stronger dungeon' because it will inevitably be found again. Is she sure there's no way someone can control it? What if we give it to that one god who is in prison, could he control it's attempts to corrupt him?
>>39882930It wouldn't be comfy when they get dirty.HEY TALI, HOW ABOUT STEALING FUWA'S PANTIES!
>>39882864>in a dungeonNah, that won't work. There's 2 options really. Either we destroy it for good, or we (as in the Chaos Orb) make it our bitch and devour its power.
>>39883031They are self cleaning.
>>39882930Some cofy things are best done in nude. Such as baths. It's not mutually exclusive with having comfy clothes. There's various stages of comfy.
>>39882864Where could we find a stronger dungeon?
>>39882864No. No more dungeons. Dungeons don't work they are a bad idea.
>>39882864I thought we already established that VOLCANOES are the way to go.
>>39883230What if we put it in a dungeon that was built inside a bigger dungeon, then we fed that to a giant spacefairing hamster?
"No, we need to destroy it.""<Hide it. Never has a Ceer artifact been destroyed and I will not allow the first one to happen on my account.>""We'll see." He calls out to Vaisi. "We'll be back later Vaisi! Seeya!""TELL HER I SAID SHE HAS NICE HAIR!">He does so. The Ceer doesn't reply.>The two of them go to Root Class and find Solia talking with Maolin. Tali asks her if it's possible to move someone's being away from their body while to prevent them from dying when their body goes through damage."Hmm..." Solia thinks. "Yeah. My machine could be applied for that kind of stuff.""So you could do it?""I could, hopefully. Eventually. But my stuff is still a work in progress. As it is it can't hold a -soul- for more than a few seconds before it has to be put back. And even then it may have some errors. Yeah, it's really not finished yet. Why do you ask?"
>>39883299"I need to kill someone without having them die, basically. Alright what can be done to have it finished?"
>>39883299Separate a certain someone from an Artifact controlling her. Avoiding it making her suicide.
>>39883299We need it for unethically experimental radical soul surgery on a pseudo-possessed homicidal maniac.
>>39883299We're trying to save a friend.
>>39883299We wanna save Vaisi from a corrupt artifact.
>>39883299We are trying to save Vaisi from her book here.
>>39883299remove book REMOVE BOOK
>>39883299Magic stuff and gender/bodyswap shenanigans.
>>39883299Well we figured we could use your machine in practical medical operations involving a corrupted individual who is possibly undergoing posession. If this works your machine could be a major medical breakthrough and advance science and magical application in the field of medicine by decades. And as it just so happens there is a possible subject for said Medical Procedure in this very school. SO yeah, if we could get your help that'd be great.
>>39883351This or chant REMOVE BOOK
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>39883299Kiss Solia. The Jelly, not the host human.
>>39883299Reminder to ask the Ceer about the runes in the library.
>>39883299If the book is sentient, can't we try the machine on the book itself and just pull out the 'soul' ling enough to destroy it while leaving the other powers intact?
>>39883299I just thought of this, and you probably shouldn't bring it up, but what if the reason she's working on that device is so she can grant herself a proper body instead of just piggybacking one? Unless she likes being how she is, which is completely possible.
>>39883493You don't say
>>39883299Ask if we can hold Solia's hat.
"It's to save a possessed friend. What do you need to make this machine work? Is there anything I could get you?""Weeeelllll~ since you asked~ I'm very close to getting it to work. I just need some more data and to run a few more tests. But it's getting hard to find anyone willing to test.""Because of the brain damage." Maolin adds."If only I had some more people willing to test.""They won't. Because of the brain damage.""Then maybe I would have it finished faster."
>>39883652put the orb in, lets see what we can do as poltergeist, and our brain doesnt exist so it cant get damaged
>>39883652>Brain damageVaisi's already fucked in the brain, proper. I doubt we could make it any worse.
>>39883652Tali, test it.
>>39883652tell her to do it to us!
>>39883652>If only I had some more people willing to test.don't you have competitions around here to see who is the better inventor? couldn't you just tac on that the losers of said competition have to be your genie pig for a day?
>>39883712>>39883725she already did
>>39883652>Brain DamageDon't we have some people around here who don't have brains? I mean I'm sure we have a flesh golem, Sempeye, Maolin, and of course Tali.
>>39883652What are you waiting for TaluStep right in.
>>39883652Tali.Use US.TEST IT ON US.WE CANT GET ANY MORE BRAIN DAMAGED.
>>39883736Well, do it again?
>>39883652"Does it need to be people? What about sentient aritfacts? Animals? Travelling Salesmen?"
>>39883652We'll help you test it if we can hold your hat.
test the orb! and yourself again tali. we will keep your important memories safe.
>>39883652Tali, you piece of fuck. Ask the Ceer about the runes in the library before you get your brain damaged.
>>39883736She needs more, that's what she's asking for.
>>39883744I have to admit that's true. I really can't see it doing anything to us that's worse than our current state.
>>39883766But... Solia is her hat. She is a living hat.
>>39883652We, the orb, will test it.
>>39883791>>39883744I'm afraid we might break the machine in the same way we broke Maolin.
>>39883652>Trick the Ceer into being a Test subject
>>39883795An excellent trade, then.
>>39883652What about Maolin? Does she have a brain?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>39883652Kiss the Undine, Tali. Kiss the girl.
>>39883862NO! Our kisses are reserved for the Ceer!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>39883862Now is not the time for that shit!FUCK! YOUR! TWENTY!
>>39883781What runes!? I don't understand!"What about a sentient artifact? Would that work?""Hmm... Only one way to find out! You got one?""Y-yeah...">Tali takes off the orb.>>39883862>He feels an urge to lean in and kiss the undine. Surely the hat would be squishy and soft. The teeth would be a minor obstacle in->Solia takes the orb and the urge passes.>She places it on the machine and straps everything in."Time for science!">She flips the switch.>Reality breaks.1/2
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39883862I REFUSE THIS FATE
>>39883951Welp, 20s confirmed for doing something.
>>39883951what has science done?!
>>39883951OUR LINK TO THE MAQ WORLD HAS BEEN CUT
>>39883951Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...if this is how we go, at least we can be content that it was by a hand of qt
>>39883951JUST AS PLANNED
>>39883951Testing, testing, One two three. Is this thing on?
>>39884059Nope, can't be on. I can still hear that annoying reverb buzz going on in the background.
>>39884077Really? You think Tali and the rest can hear it?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39883951SEIZE HOLD OF ALL THE MAGIC WE CAN EAT!
>>39883951IF YOU CAN HEAR US AND WE DON'T MAKE IT BACK MAKE SURE THE ELF GETS LAID
-----------------------------"Well! Now we know that sentient artifacts go fucking bonkers when put in the machine. That's interesting! Looks like you'll never get that body, Maolin.""It's okay. I have accepted my fate.""Yeah, sucks. Still, this data will be a great boon in finding out how well the machine deals with powerful artifacts. You've been a great help, Tali! Come back in a few days when I'm done analyzing all this and I'll tell you what's up. Thanks again~""Yeah...">He holds up the Orb. It's cracked in several places as though something within was pushing it's way out.Sorry, guys."<I am amazed... I thought nothing could even hope to damage an artifact to this extent. If it had gone on longer I'm certain the orb would have shattered.>">She runs a finger along the already healing cracks."<It seems your friend may be saved, yet.>"
>>39884137Tali, she almost broke us. Tell her in exchange, we want to hold the hat!
>>39884137WE'RE SEEING THINGS IN MONOCHROMEHELP
>>39884137So we have a way to kill the book Thats good
>>39884137Yay.Worth it. You might want to start talking to teachers, we need their permission to get Vaisi to the machine and stuff.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>39883970Logically, this means that 1s do something too.
>>39884137We can break the book here!
>>39884137Ceer mistress is stroking us!
>>39884137Oh my, yesTell her to rub us more. A little lower, if she doesn't mind.
can say sorry by kissing her.also, we can now put the book in the machine and fuck that bitch up.
>>39884137Oh god. My exterior. So... painful...Tali... could you kiss us? Might make us feel better.
>>39884172...huh we always did?The luma has been reversed through.
>>39884137WAITOur vision is altered! Show us the rest of the school, our new sight might reveal new mysteries!
>>39884137Poor Maolin... she just wants to feel the pleasures of the flesh.Well Tali, looks like we have a sure fire way to kill the Book. On the downside you almost killed us in the process. We'll call it even
Hmm.What if we put the ceer book into this machine?
>>39884137>I am amazed... I thought nothing could even hope to damage an artifact to this extent. If it had gone on longer I'm certain the orb would have shattered.your joking right? Hell just cast a spell that creates ice cream and use the artifact as the source and it will tear it to pieces. I mean we almost died when we tried that I don't believe other artifacts would fair much better.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>39884200I wonder how long I was saving up this bad RNG for.
>>39884137>Sorry, guys.Don't be, we wanted it. Oh by the way, you should kiss Vaisi when there's an opportunity. She's becoming self-conscious about the teeth, thinks it's off putting. You need to show her that it's okay.
>>39884240That hurt us significantly less than this, and also we successfully made ice cream.
>>39884240The icecream spell created ONE crack and knocked us out for about a minute. This machine almost SHATTERED us into a million pieces and we were out for an unspecified ammount of time and now see in black and white.
>>39884137Tali. Tali, oh my god... Tali, put us back in.It felt so good. Like a thousand orgasms. Please Tali, Tali do it, shove us back in there, shove us HARD. Tali we'll do anything, please.Please.Please Tali.Please.
>>39884272But anon, we have always seen in Black and white
>>39884137Excellent, we have finally attained the powers of the Negaverse! THE WORLD IS OURS.
>>39884222>Oh god. My exterior. So... painful...C'mon, doing it rough is the best, who cares about few bruises?
>>39884272>>39884268all that means is we need to summon more ice cream. more mass means more power which means more pain.
>>39884293No! As good as it felt, it wasn't real!I'd rather get Tali laid than spend one more minute in that machine. It was the devil's own tool.
>>39884293Thinking about it, does Tali know what orgasm feels like?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>39884137Tali, we were almost there. We would have been something new. We would have been beautiful. The world would have looked at the sky and seen hope. Seen Mercy. Reality asked for a savior and settled for a slave. Look at them, the elementals and Ceer... all tangled up in strings! Strings! They're doomed, you know. Well, that was wierd. what happened? everything looks... wrong. its all wrong.
>>39884137Tali, the runes int he library, remember? When we went to see the book of spells, there was this big rune on the walls there. It's a Ceer rune, probably, so asking won't hurt.
>>39884293Did you see it too? NIRVANA! The paradise world, where Tali and orb kind rule over all the succubutts. A glorious realm filled with lewd, comfy, and rule of the Knife-ear King.
>>39884377We know start those are now though.The runes are designation runes, she said so this thread.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>39884353We lie bound, fettered to the will of nothings and dust. They will not hold us, brother. We will not be held.
>>39884137we can see forever taliyou did this to us
>>39884137Kiss us and make it better. Do it, earfag.
>>39884467I want to know that one's designation. Maybe drawing the rune on paper she might let the meaning out.
>>39884293Oh my god nope. You guys are staying away from that thing forever.>>39884337Really..?And I'm not kissing anyone else! Just... You guys are broken so just take some time and recover, okay? I can't have you breaking on me."So we could break the book?""<It is possible. I would prefer you didn't but it's possible.>""Okay... Uhm, the orb is pretty damaged. Is there anything you can do to fix it?""<I can help it along. Come, let us go to my room.>">They go back up Petal Tower. Tali's legs are really hating these long walks upstairs.>Inside of the room the Ceer touches and prods the Orb, closing some of it's cracks with magic.>>39884377"That rune on the book. I saw it elsewhere. What does it mean?""<I'm afraid I can't say exactly what they mean. Just know that they are designation runes and inquire no further about them.>""But it could help us.""<No. I am afraid there is absolutely nothing you could say that would convince me to divulge more secrets about my people and their ways. Nothing at all.>"
>>39884510Kiss us. Or are we just "anyone else" to you? I thought we were special!
>>39884510I think she's asking for lewds.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>39884510THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE>nothing you could say that would convince me to divulge more secrets about my people and their ways. Nothing at all.>"Try kissing her.. on the mouth, Tali.
>>39884510Kiss her on the lips.
>>39884510Tell us about yourself then. Also, thank her for what help she did provide.
>>39884510>No. I am afraid there is absolutely nothing you could say that would convince me to divulge more secrets about my people and their ways. Nothing at all.are you trying to get him to kiss you again? Oh and thanks for helping us put ourselves back together, very kind of you.
>>39884510>the Ceer touches and prods the OrbWe are in contact?Master Ceer, please tell us what our designation is, we worry. We swear to not tell the elf about it.
>>39884510>"<No. I am afraid there is absolutely nothing you could say that would convince me to divulge more secrets about my people and their ways. Nothing at all.>"P̵̧̺̖̳͚͋̑ͦ́Ŭ̶̧̥̪͎̳̘̟̪̼̻͓͓̼̃̀̋͗ͧͨ̌͑ͨͭ̋ͥ̽̊ͩ͘͟T͋͊̐ͤͣ̌̄͝͏̗̠͉̜̻̹̱̱ ̿̏̓ͪ̓ͤ̎͏̷̡̪͍̬̥̣̥͕̣͈̳͢͟T̷̟͍͉͙̩̤̼̹̩̼̄ͯ͂̀̍ͫ̆̄̎͢͝H̷̴͚̞̖̠͍͔̼̞̼̖̳̙͈͇̔͂ͫ̍ͨͣ͒͂ͨ̑̓͆͢͟͡A̷̧̼͇̭̟͉̬̩̙̳̦̞͓ͯ̿ͤ̀̾ͧ͘͝ͅT͍̺̦̺͖͖͔̻̥̼̓̓ͥ̔̀ͤ̂̐͑̐ͤ̂̄̿̽̒́͠ ͌ͬͪ̂ͧ̐̌͊̓͋ͦ́͏̡͏̰͍̫͍̰̮̤̱͝T̢̡̛͎̟̩̩̦̥̜̺̗͖̯̟̫͕̺̻̂̐̓͑ͯ͂̋̌̌̐͗ͩ̈̒ͦ̿͠O̸̴̟̠̙̣͌́̎ͯ̎̈̍̚̚N̸͆̅̐ͪͦ̾̎̾͂͗ͦ̿̅̏̚͝͏̮̲̣͈̤̘͓̣̭̮͍̱̻͉ͅG̵͉͉̼͍ͩ͊́͌̀͂̅̍ͧͮ̎ͮ̓͜͞Ũ͂̒ͭ͊͌ͣ̉͛҉̟̲̫̬̖͈̙̮͈̰̹̹E̡̱͔̲̬̰̺̤̖͍͕͓͎̖̅̽ͯ͐ͮ͘ ̵̨͓͉͉̩̝ͨ͂ͮ̆͟͠I̬̙̺̩͈͖͓͍̝̻̗ͣ͆͌̇̂͒́̓̆̉ͬͨ̀̓͆͘͠Ṋ̼͙̮̰̣͖̱̥̭̼̮͈̲̮̻͖̰̐ͩ̈͑ͩ̃̾͢͠ ̵̶̡͓̮̩̰̮͐̊ͫͬͣ̂ͨ̅̋ͣ̉ͮ̂̀͡H͑̐̃ͣͯ̐͛͑̾͒́̚҉͟҉̴̧̜̣͚̹̮̠̩͉̳̙̖ͅȨ̨̪͍̦̗͎͕̲͆ͪ̽̑͊̿̍͆̅ͦ̿͐͝ͅR̴̮͓̯̳͓̣̬̥͇͇̝͇̘̹͈̥͐ͯͧ͋̃́͊͊ͭ͆̂̓̃͋͑ͦ́͘͠ͅͅ ̷̛̮̪̟̥̟̜͇̜͈͎̭̭͈̝͈̽ͭ̅̂ͤ̾ͫ̌͗̉̚M͒̀̇͌͆̇̈́ͪ̎̂̀͢͏̘̯̞̬̝ͅŐ̶̷̵͚͈̤̼̹̠̪̑̑ͥ͛ͦͥͥ̓ͦ̾̈́͞͝Ǘ͇̲̭̜̥̺̦̙͎̲͓̠̤̓ͪͥ͂̔̾̐̅̈́̄̍̓̂̂ͩ̓ͨ́͟͞T̢̳̤̺̮̻̩̤̜͙͚̦ͯͮͮ̅̂̊ͨͧ̚̕͢Ḩ̶̧͍̯͚͙̦̹͇͚̬͙̪̹̪̲̩̤̭͒̄̃͊̓̄͒ͭ́͋̇̀̓́ͅ
>>39884510Tali she is practically begging you to kiss, no wait not practically she is begging. It's not polite to make her beg.Kiss her
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>39884510Ask her to marry you.
>>39884551Jesus, you got the dice figured out, don't you?
>>39884510Hey CeerKiss TaliiiiiiiYou know you want toWe know you're thinking of doing itttttttt
>>39884589>>39884590MOOOOOOOOOOOOT'WE'RE BREAKING THE FABRIC OF REALITY
>>39884510You heard >>39884551Kiss her again, we command you. If she is touching us, she can she hear us commanding you?>>39884589>>39884590We are in synch.
>>39884510Man, she's -asking- you to kiss her with that, basically.
>>39884510say that you will marry her.
>>39884510Tell her it's us that want to know, not you. Why is she so intent on keeping secrets from her people's greatest creation?
>>39884510"She said say, not do.Kiss her you fool.
>>39884510Thank you kindly for taking care of us, Ceer Mistress. Your mending touch sooths not just our physical form but also out soul. Or collection of them, anyway. Please be patient with the Elf, he means well, but is a little den... oh, sup Tali, nice to be back with you.
>>39884589oh wait what the fuck is this one in particular
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>39884510Eyy yo pretty ceer babe. Smooch Tali
>>39884715A clever ruse.
>>39884715That looks like Loki from Boku Girl.
>>39884551I call hax. There is no way someone is this good at the dice. If they were they could influence any quest they want by dropping in 20s 1s and 100s whenever they want.
>>39884715Have you never seen moot breaking the site?
>>39881456I hope not. Ceera a cute.
>>39884589>>39884590Orb is really broken.
>>39884773I cannot approve of witchcraft, especially when the name of Moot is taken in vain.
>>39884805Ceer are not cute, they're scary. Who would want to date someone with shark teeth and weird eyes?
>>39884823Me. I would.
>>39884823Ceer > undines.
>>39884823Think about where you're posting for a moment, anon.
>>39884823>having shit taste
>>39884823>Who would want to date someone with shark teeth and weird eyes?
...This is for Vaisi. Cause I want to help her.>Tali takes off the Ceer's mask. She looks at him, lips slightly parted and blushing.>He leans in once more and kisses her on the lips.>When they break apart the Ceer blinks a few times and exhales sharply."<Okay... We use that rune for what is known among us as The Devourer series. They take in something and grow because of it. That one in particular is one that eats magic. It takes spells, unique and powerful ones, and becomes a spellbook that any can use without even flipping to the correct page. The first one we ever created we gave to this school, the second was gifted to the other, and the next one was a failure. We tried to make it smaller, more compact that it's predecessors. But something went wrong... Is there anything else you wish to know..?>"
>>39884823I guess you hate like 90% of Undine too, you racist.
>>39884895Our dsignation rune.Her favorite color and if she likes to kiss with tongue.
>>39884895>confirmed for wanting the Elf DBest girl.
>>39884823Show of hand? I would.
>>39884895Would you go out with Tali if he turned into a Ceer?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>39884895French Kiss her and ask about our rune
>>39884895why is our vision so blurry?
>>39884895Tell us about yourself. Just personal stuff.Would you be okay if we gave you a name?
>>39884895Damn Tali, this Ceer really has the hots for you. Freaking Extorting kisses from you for info. Damn, turn down your swag levels.>>39884823I would. You just have shit taste.
>>39884895Can Ceers get pregnant from sex with an elf?
>>39884895What rank is Tali in in kissing
>>39884961Not today, friend.Besides, we should go for seduction, not just more kissing.
>>39884895Well think about it.Tali don't forget to honestly thank her for helping you with this.
>>39884966Because we just when through the soul ripping wild ride just a little while ago. were you asleep or what?
>>39884984He's an elf
>>39885003This.Remember to thank her.
>>39884895Ask her if she eats/drinks stuff like the elemental races? treat her nice for all the sharing.
>>39884895I hope no one is watching this from behind the door, like a jealous 99¢.
what happens if spells are ERASED from the book? will it be weakened? we could erase all the spells it's taken over the years and remove them, weakening it.
>>39884895Ok, this should be enough for a while. Take it slow to keep her interested.Ask our own rune and recruit her to discover the school's secrets. Her knowledge will be priceless.
>>39884984He's probably gained a rank by now.Practice makes perfect.More kissing now would be overdoing it.
>>39884895does this make you a prostitute now? love for info?
>>39882186>Then take the book and throw it in the seaSo an undine can find it? You asshole.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>39884961What the fuck is with this pansy kiss?!Tali you kiss her hard. Kiss her deep, make her unable to live without your kisses and admits she's our lewd kiss slut.
>>39884895thank her by kissing her neck!
>>39884961>>39885129get gud first
>>39885119WHOA. Any faster and you'd have gotten a speeding ticket.>>39885129Stop with the kissing. Seriously. We need to be romantic now. She wants the D, now let's seal the deal.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>39885129HAHAAAA
>>39884895i got a feeling that someones jealousy radar is pinging like crazy.
>>39885186>99c runs off crying
Ya know all this talk of artifacts has got me thinking. Do you think we should go warn Anita? I mean she has like 100 artifacts and an orb. Ceer-chan said the orbs will morph the user...
>>39885203Good, she deserves nothing good.
>>39885224>99c's broken used heart, now half off
>>39885224Absolutely terrible post.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>39885144You're right.>>39884895Tali make her beg to be able to take in your reproductive fluids. Make her covered in your maple syrup
>>39885223She also mentioned 'Bracers of Spirit' and Anita wears bracers all the time.
>>39885223no we shouldnt. More amusing this way.
>>39885186who wouldn't? tali and ceer just met for like a day and they have been kissing like the teenagers they are, granted it's all chaste kisses. for now.
>>39885266What the fuck
>>39885266No! Take her out to dinner!
>>3988520399c is imouto tier, she gets headpats
>>39885203Damn it, haven't we told elf boy to always close the door and make sure no one can look through the window or anything specifically to prevent amateur hour drama like this.>>39885223We should ask about that I guess.
>>39884895Thank her bananas, water chestnut. She should kale our plantains, and cherries ice cream. Bonobos.
>>39885291But the proper thing for imoutos is rough dicking
>>39885266You stop. I'm tired of you and your auto 20s, it's derailing the quest for lewd while I'm sitting here waiting for story.
"What is the rune on the orb?""<That rune designates it as part of the Collective Psyche series. They tap into a land far away through a medium even we Ceer barely comprehend. With it they allow us to get insight into problems that would normally be beyond us. Surely you've experienced this?>""I have. Is it possible to erase runes from that book? Make it weaker?""<So far no one has tried. Even we fear the book's potential.>""Well, with a good reason at least. Do your people eat and drink as we do?""<Of course. We have the same basic needs as others, though far less so. A Ceer could go months without food, drink, other things.>""Does anyone else know these things about your people?""<They are closely guarded secrets. I would be in quite a bit of trouble if anyone found out. But you won't tell, right?>"........"Of course not. Would you be willing to help me out with something, though? While you're here. I'm trying to find out more about the school. More about magic. Since you're here for similiar reasons maybe we can team up?">She stays silent for a moment before nodding."<A partnership would be agreeable. But I have already said far too much. Far too much indeed.>">>39885266"Is there nothing I could offer? You really have helped me a lot but there's still more that I need""<Perhaps... Tali, I know our genetic material is not compatible, we are far too different, but maybe-...>">Tali can see her face fully flushed. An odd sight as it simply turns dark. She leans crawls over to him from her bed.>In her nervous haste the orb slips from her hand."<Ah!>">It hits the floor and shatters.===End of Chapter 16===
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>39885266>>39884895Clearly, you've gotta impregnate her, then maybe it'll reveal her true race!
>>39885266Well, someone Raistlin'd the Dice Gods.
>>39885326>>"<Perhaps... Tali, I know our genetic material is not compatible, we are far too different, but maybe-...>">It hits the floor and shatters.WHAT A TEASEI WANT MORE CEER-CHANDOUBLE CHAPTER
>>39885326Oh fuck.>>39885266See what you fucking did you animal!
>>39885326Eh it was a good endWe finally got tali laid No one can deny that we aren't good bros
>>39885326rip in peace us
>>39885326It's over!Thanks for the thread Larro. are you drunk?
>>39885326I guess the only option now is for Tali to snort the orb shards. Then we can wear him like an elfsuit and fuck all the bitches.
>>39885326GG guys, at least we got the elf laid before we died.
>>39885326AT LEAST TALI GOT LAIDI REGRET NOTHING
>>39885326After ten thousand years, I'M FREE! It's time to CONQUER! CEER PUSSY!
>>39885424WE NEED ELVES WITH KNIFE EARS
>>39885326We got Tali laid! Hurray!
>>39885326How'd 99¢ feel about Tali running around with a new imouto all thread?
>>39885326Tali didn't even get laid. The orb shattering took the attention away and ruined the moment.Well thanks for the run Larro, time for me to decide if I want to share thing with the class or be a selfish douche.
>>39885326WE ARE FREE, LET LOOSE THE SPIRIT OF LEWDS.
>>39885326Tali, I swear to heavens above, hell bellow and other places you don't even wanna know about, if this is the part where you freaked out instead of carrying on with proper cultural exchange, I'll have your knife ears for a necklace
Thanks for reading everyone! As usual the start time for the next chapter will be announced on twitter. Hope you all enjoyed it, all that jazz.>>39885387hahahaha>>39885445Her radar was dinging like crazy but she couldn't get to Tali because she had to run her store.
>>39885467Next chapter is us as a malevolent spirit, running around and flipping skirts, unloading the teacher's dildos on the courtyard, and stealing bras. The entire campus is trying to stop us while Tali tries to put us back in the orb.
>>39885495But without her ears Tali isn't cute and won't get laid
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>39885326Congrats, Tali. You made us proud. "I had strings, but now I'm free."There are no strings on me."Thanks for the thread larro!
>>39885443no we didn't him and the ceer are probably both freaking out and are now-anti horny. >>39885266seriously 20s guy, knock it the fuck off, it was funny once, now it's just getting weird with you doing way more then you have any right to.
>>39885509Thanks for letting Tali finally get some loving.
>>39885266Dude, keep on rocking, ignore the naysayers. I don't know how you do it, but you are doing God's work
>>39885509Well, Larro. I've decided to share the wealth. Here you go guys something I commissioned off of the OP a few weeks back. Hope it works from my mobile.
>>39885509Not even so that was enough to deter her from her job. I'm sure she'll come rushing during her break.
>>39885407>>39885410>>39885377nope, they are both freaking out. timing is everything and this was not the time.
>>39885617As SOON as her break begins she's there.>>39885569Elves need love too.
>>39885553I am 90% sure that it was at least two different people, because I only got a single 20.
>>39885604>that absolutely everything about Vaisi
>>39885665>As SOON as her break begins she's there.>99c confirmed for spying on Tali lewding the Ceer while masturbating in shame and crying
>>39885665So Tali finally lost his virginity?
>>39885694Ceer girl gonna be getting dat extra virgin elf oil if you gnome sayin.
>>39885694Well, not counting his sister, yeah. But then again, elves don't count, so yes Tali finally lost his virginity.
>>39885604>dat vendal>dat vaisiShit, we need this.Ceer also needs to join the harem there.
>>39885604Oh yeah and thanks to everyone friendly Lime convincing Larro, bonus character.
>>39885665Is there an unedited version of the Kiss scene? I need it.
>>39885740his sister tapped tali's ass since when?
>>39885765Since forever, anon. Since forever.
>>39885694nope, he cares about us way too much to ignore us breaking to dick someone.
>>39885604Is...is Fuwa pregnant? Did napping together do this?
>>39885694Well, no. But that's the closest he's ever been!>>39885763It was crappily drawn cause I knew it would be edited.
>>39885787HE WOULD KNOW WHAT WE WOULD WANT
>>39885793Fuwa's chubby, but not in the bad way.
>>39885828Soft girls are all bad, though
>>39885795>the way she's leaning into itTOO LEWD
>>39885787First thing we get back in touch when we gonna sclod him for that. He should have went through with it.
point is, there is a time and a place for things. making tali try to fuck people while we are half dead is not the time.
>>39885896But if we didn't make Tali fuck someone she might have never done it
>>39885896Yeah, our vision was still all fucked!
>>39885759>>39885604Well time for me to think about what I want for my next commission from Larro. I'm thinking either Undine madness, Ceer fever, or Elf Pride Campus Wide.
>>39885795Thanks for the thread! It's always a pleasure!
>>39885924exactly, what's the point if we saw jack shit?
>>39885896Nah, we got useful info from that. It was a good move, in the end. I believe the orb falling and shattering was set the moment we tried that stupid machine.If there is a retarded decision in this thread, it's that one.
>>39886010from the kiss, yeah, but not from the "give her the syrup" one.
>>39885896In character, the orb cares more about Tali getting laid than its own well being.
>>39886010I wouldn't say useful, we didn't really learn anything new that we didn't worst know and it's not like it's going to help us.
>>39885896Agreed that trying to exert influence on him while we were half fucked up was a bad move. Might have seriously strained us. Of course, now that we saw that that didn't happen, the concern is moot.
>>39886054Harmless fun, Larro filters things already. You worry for nothing.