>>39894491
>Flip over their table

>>39894650
20 minutes and only one vote? Don't you guys love me anymore? Is it something I said?Is it because I post on /a/? /a/ is just a floozy, /tg/ is my true love!

You've got no time for games or politics. You get right to business by walking over to the bikers table and flipping it over, spilling beer and food everywhere. The diner grows eerily silent and a few people even back away.

One of the bikers starts laughing. "Nine niggers and a chink walk into a diner... sounds like the set-up for a bad joke!"

A few other bikers laugh, among them you spot the one that beat you up earlier. "You should've stayed away, kid. You and your ladyfriends over here are in for a world of hurt!"

Roll d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>39894884
uuuuu....

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>39894884

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39894884
shit, this is not going to go well for us

>>39894896
>>39894909
>>39894930
Wow, not even a best of 3 can make this any better.

You grin and pull out your gun, opening fire. Your gangster crew follows suit and before you know it, all of you are unloading on the bikers. The other patrons and the staff of the diner duck for cover or run outside in blind panic.

You think this would settle everything, but you couldn't be more wrong. While clearly and visibly affected by this massive volley of gunfire, the bikers are far from dead. In fact, they seem rather pissed off. One of them punches you in the face with enough force to send you crashing into the counter, leaving behind a large hole. As you try to regain your footing, you can see another biker literally tearing one of your friends limb from limb, barely even distracted by his horrible cries of pain and fear. A second one is being choked to death, and a third one being thrown out of a window.

T.G. barely manages to dodge a kick from one of the Hellraisers. "Shit nigga, I told you these guys were crazy!"

>Keep fighting
>Retreat
>Ask how this is possible
>Write-in

>>39895036
>Keep fighting
Try kicking them in the face.

>>39895036
>Keep fighitng

>>39895036
Keep fighting

>>39895091
>>39895184
>>39895187
You don't want to give up, you'll fight on, you will get your vengeance! You regain your footing and focus on the battle -or rather slaughter- in front of you. "I should try kicking them in the face" you think to yourself.

Roll d20.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39895298
Oni KIIIIIICK!

>>39895308
Wow, natural 20. I guess we don't need any other rolls then!

You jump into the fray and shout "ONI KIIIIICK" with all your might. You spin your legs around in mid-air and hit all bikers around you, pushing them back and even knocking a few unconcious. You punch another biker hard enough to send him flying into a wall, and legsweep yet another one. Before long all bikers are lying on the floor, either knocked unconcious or writhing in pain.

>Look for the one that attacked you earlier and put him out of his misery
>Interrogate a biker, ask him why you were targeted
>Look for the one that attacked you, ask him how he knew your father
>Write-in

>>39895391
>Interrogate a biker, ask him why you were targeted

>Interrogate a biker, ask him why you were targeted

>>39895391
>>Interrogate a biker, ask him why you were targeted

>>39895391
>Interrogate a biker, ask him where the drugs are going

>>39894884
I was in class taking exams, I am here now

>>39895490
>>39895552
>>39895570
>>39895575
Interrogate a biker

>>39895598
Neat, how did your exams go?

>>39895685
hopefully ok. Im now applying for a job while watching NEET quest.

Yes there is some irony there

You pick up one of the bikers who's still concious by the collar and look him straight in the eye. "Why was I targeted? What do you want from me?"

Roll d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>39895693

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>39895693

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39895693
SWEAR TO ME

>>39895688
Let's hope it works out. If it doesn't, there's always Craigslist

>>39895720
>>39895742
>>39895859
The biker doesn't seem too intimidated, but it's clear to him that you have the upper hand.

"Can't you see that we're just like you, kid? We're after you because you're doing stupid shit. Getting into gang wars, walking into diners and shooting everything up, dumb shit like that. You're a danger to our kind, kid."

>Who do you work for
>Whatevah, I do what I want
>Tell me about oni
>Write-in

>>39895930
>"And you're a disgrace."
>Snap his neck.

>>39895930
>"You're right, I am the danger."
>Demonic grin.

>>39895959
>>39895994
Go kuh-rayzee

You grin at the biker hanging below you. "You're right, I am the danger!" you say. "And you? You're a disgrace!". With that, you snap his neck.

>Kill the other bikers
>Only kill the biker that attacked you earlier
>Interrogate one of them (write-in)
>Write-in

>>39896075
>Kill the other bikers, invite T.G. and his crew to help you

>Kill the other bikers, invite T.G. and his crew to help you

>>39896075
>Kill the other bikers

Hey, does this mean we'll get a motorcycle?

>>39896282
.....yeah, sure. Those bikes don't have any owners anymore, and those corpses have the keys.

>>39896088
>>39896182
>>39896255
You invite T.G. and the other gangsters to kill all of the remaining bikers. You and the survivors (about half of the initial group) snap their necks. You save the one that attacked you for last.

"Idiot, you think they'll stand for this? You think they'll let it happen?"

>LOL IDGAF
>Who are "they"?
>My most sincere apologies, good sir! I'll let you live as a token of my sorrow!
>Write-in

>>39896337
>Who are "they"? Some sort of demon police?

>>39896337
>Who are "they"?

>>39895693
dice+1d20

>>39896452
"dice+1d20"

>>39896337
>What's your address? I need a new place to crash, since the last one, y'know, burned down.

>>39896368
This right here

]|[

Tell me about this e-mail "field."

>>39896368
>>39896372
>>39896512
Literally who?

>>39896452
>>39896465
Dice go in the options field

>>39896483
I'll need your clothes, your bike and your house

He's playing the pronoun game, you hate it when people play the pronoun game. "Who is 'they'?! Some sort of demon police?!" you roar.

Your bald and scarred victim laughs. "You could call it that. They're the Enforcers, they work directly for the Demon King and they're tasked with keeping demons in the human world in line. When they learn what you did to us, they're coming for you. You're fucked, kid! You don't even know how fucked you are!"

>"Do you have a wife? I think I'm going to turn this 'fuck the wife of my victim' thing into my signature."
>"How do I get to them first?"
>Kill him, no questions asked
>Write-in

>>39896612
>Demon King
But thats us?

>>39896612
>"You don't either, but you're about to have an idea."
>Rape him in one of the stalls.

>>39896644
Not yet

>>39896612
>"How do I get to them first?"

>>39896612
>They better run fast, I have a chopper now.

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>>39896612
kill him and desecrate his corpse while his wife has to watch.

>>39896612
>How do I get to them first?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39896649
>>39896763
A hole is a hole

>>39896690
>>39896787
WHERE ARE THEY?

>>39896728
Get to da choppa

1 - Rape
2 - Hunt

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>>39896812
thank you based dice gods

You stand up and rest your foot lightly on his throat. "How do I get to them first?" you ask without a hint of emotion.

The biker laughs. "You'd have to get to Hell. Though luck getting there if you can't summon gates."

>Kill him
>Write-in

>>39896842
How would you like to help me do that, instead of me eating your heart right here and now?

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>>39896842
>Ok dude, i'll take the elevator then.
>leave him lying on the ground and call the elevator
>enter with your remaining bros, push "hell" button

>>39896842
>Reach in and grab his heart, then pull.
>Awkward moment when T.G. asks us what the fuck we're doing when we go to take a bite out of it.

>>39896842
>Kill him

Going to hell is probably not the best idea.

>>39896869
^^^^^

>>39896869
here,

also where is waifu

>>39896998
>where is waifu

She's at her clinic.

>>39896869
Why do you want this unreliable guy who hates us walking around instead of giving us demon power from consuming him?

>>39896869
>>39896973
>>39896998
You'll help me, through your volition or through dinner

>>39896913
Kill him

>>39897022
because he knows shit, and we don't know shit. at this point we are literally an upstart gangbanger with superpowers, it would be nice to know more about those superpowers before we get nuked from orbit. we can always just figure out what we can from him under the premise that we'll not just rip his heart out at any moment we feel.

>>39896908
>...+1 to killing him, not that it changes the outcome.

You increase the weight on the bikers throat. "How would you like to help me do that, instead of me eating your heart right here and now?"

Roll d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>39897075

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>39897075

>>39897095
>>39897100
The biker coughs because of the pressure on his throat. "Just kill me then, the Enforcers will come for me anyway." He coughs some more. "One of these guys knew how to use gates. Can you eat hiis heart before the police gets here though? Though luck, though guy."

>Kill him, then start eating hearts
>Just start eating hearts
>Kill him, then leave
>Just leave
>Write-in

>>39897245
>Kill him, then start eating hearts

>>39897245
>Slap his shit before consuming his heart
>"IT'S 'TOUGH,' YOU IMBECILE!"

>Kill him, then start eating hearts

>>39897245
>T.G., it's time for you and the others to bounce before the police get here.

>>39897245
Kill him, eat his heart, and then eat everyone else's heart.

>>39897298
here, also
this >>39897296

>>39897257
>>39897286
>>39897298
>>39897319
Om nom nom

>>39897296
>>39897319
Run along now kiddies

>>39897281
HEIL GRAMMAR

You turn around to face your friend. "T.G., it's time for you and the others to bounce before the police gets here."

T.G. shakes his head. "Nah-uh nigga, I ain't leavin without you!"

"Just go!" you yell. "I'll find my way home, just leave!"

After the diner has been cleared, you stomp on the bikers throat. "IT'S 'TOUGH,' YOU IMBECILE!". Before he can even wonder how you heard a speling error, you tear open his chest and devour his heart.

You look around. 10 corpses left, and only a limited ammount of time to eat them all.

Roll two d10s, and then roll a d2.

Rolled 1, 6 + 1 = 8 (2d10 + 1)

>>39897475

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>39897514

Rolled 1, 10 + 1 = 12 (2d10 + 1)

>>39897475

>>39897514
>>39897534
>>39897542

I see the problem... yeah, do the 1d2 in a separate post

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>39897582

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>39897514
>>39897534
>>39897542
>>39897619
Nobody else rolled, I'm just using these then.
The first d10 is how many hearts you can eat before the cops arrive, the second d10 what body (in order of eating) has the gate heart. In other words, the first d10 needs to be higher than the second on average. The last 1d2 is just an extra chance as a fail-save: the 1 means you get the heart, the 2 means you don't. Since you rolled both a 1 and a 2, and there's no 3rd poster/roller in sight, I'm rolling a d2.

You only manage to eat one heart (besides the one of the biker that attacked you and Maria earlier) before you hear police sirens in the distance. It sounds like there's not much time left.

>Just run away, run off-road, into the woods, whatever it takes to get the cops off your ass
>Steal a chopper and get out of there
>Write-in

>>39897827
>Just run away, run off-road, into the woods, whatever it takes to get the cops off your ass

>>39897798
if we know how to ride a motorcycle, steal a hog and peel out, if not, split.

>>39897866
or failing that
>>39897941

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>39897866
Off road

>>39897941
Get a hog

>>39897962
Either's fine

1- On foot
2- GIT TO DA CHOPPA

You hear the police closing in and decide to make like a tree and get out of there. You jump out of the back window and make your way for the countryside, through the woods and back to the city.

Roll d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>39898226

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39898226

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>39898226

>>39898244
>>39898262
>>39898281
Are we going with this, or are we gonna use a best of 3?

>>39898300
voting for best of three

>>39898300
I don't particularly think a run in with the authorities will help us much here, I say Bo3

>>39898300
best of three

>>39898322
>>39898333
>>39898359
>Best of three it is!
You run as fast as you can, through the countryside and into the woods. For a moment you think you're safe, but it's not long before you can hear the sound of police hounds on your tracks. Their barking and panting seems to be getting closer rapidly. You can't see them, but you fear they'll catch you before long.

Your salvation appears in the form of a small stream. Your wade your way to the other side and keep running as if your life depends on it (which it very well may). After a while you no longer hear the dogs, they must've lost track of you. You keep running without ever losing speed, perhaps it's your oni stamina that keeps you going.

After a while you finally enter the city limits. You're lucky that it's dark out and the streets are nearly empty, otherwise a guy with wet pants would stand out.

>Go visit Maria at the hospital
>Stay at a motel
>Find another place to stay (write-in)
>Write-in

>>39898456
>Go visit Maria at the hospital

>>39898456
>Stay at a motel

>>39898456
>>Go visit Maria at the hospital

>>39898456
>Go visit Maria at the hospital

>>39898491
>>39898542
>>39898571
Waifu for laifu

>>39898500
Just pay for a room

>>39898456
waifu

>>39898632
Trying not to draw too much attention, you walk back to the hospital Maria's currently residing in. It's a long walk, but you manage. On the plus side, it gives you enough time to let your clothes dry somewhat.

When you get to Maria's room, you're glad to see she's alive and back to her senses. She does have some bandages around her head and a cast around her right wrist, as a result of her injuries. She was in the process of watching the small tv in her room when you entered. As a reaction, she turned up the volume and looked at you with displeasure.

The tv shows you yet another special news report. In the studio, the host seems to be engaged in a discussion with an expert who tries to explain the sudden rise in crime.

"In the past week, this previously unnoteworthy city has been transformed into the most dangerous city in America, surpassing even Detroit. What is the explanation for this?"

The expert takes a moment to think before speaking up. "My guess would be a conspiracy of circumstances. This past week has been noted by unusual events in the city's underworld, most notably the closer tiest between the East and West side gangs, followed by the succesful North side attack on the South side gang. This forced three of the four largest gangs of the city into an alliance. Perhaps they've gotten balsy because of this, resulting in their attack on the Hellraisers. Right now, this is the best explanation we have for the sudden spike in high-profile crimes."

Maria looks at you and shakes her head. "You make me worry too much, Hikki"

>It'll be over soon, babe. I'm getting close to our goal
>Bitch, you're like a broken record. Do something useful with your mouth for a change. like sucking my dick
>You're not my real mom. I bet my real mom would let me do anal without whining about it.
>Write-in

>>39898779
>It'll be over soon, babe. I'm getting close to our goal

>>39898779

I'm going to move to the town over and make some noise so they leave this area alone, don't worry.

>>39898779
>It'll be over soon, babe. I'm getting close to our goal

>>39898826
>>39898866
Sweettalk her

>>39898836
Go out and do something stupid

You get closer to her and kiss her on the cheek. "It'll be over soon, babe. I'm really close to our goal right now, the Hellraisers were just in the way."

You can see Maria hesitate a bit, before speaking up. "Can't we just lead a normal life? I'll get back to the clinic when I recover, you can find a job and we can just live like normal people."

>Sure, sounds like a plan
>I'm becoming king of the demons whether you like it or not
>I can't work, I'll die if I work
>Write-in

>>39899049
>>I'm becoming king of the demons whether you like it or not

>Apparently the current Demon King doesn't like any demons outside his control, thanks for the warning dad.

>>39899049
Apparently my dad fucked up teaching me demon etiquette. After I get clear it sounds like a plan. But it's long in the coming babe. Sorry.

>>39899049
>I can't work, I'll die if I work
also
>>39899112

>>39899049
>I'm becoming king of the demons whether you like it or not

Not like we can actually go back to a normal life now.

>>39899096
>>39899200
I can't wait to be king

>>39899112
I'll become a normie once I've cleared up some misunderstandings

>>39899166
I didn't choose the NEET lyfe, the NEET lyfe chose me.

No matter how much you care (do you?) for Maria, you're not giving up on your dream. "I've finally got something to look forward to. I'm becoming the demon king whether you like it or not, so learn to live with it."

Your lover looks hurt, but begrudgingly accepts your wishes. "Fine! Just don't come up to me when it inevitably goes wrong."

>If you're going to be like that, I'll need a new demon queen. Judy seems nice, but moms maternal instincts make her perfectly loyal...
>It won't go wrong babe, I promise
>Whatever, just spread your legs so we can get this over with
>Write-in

>>39899049
>I'm afraid I'm already on a higher power's shit-list. I can leave if, if you want, but...

>>39899448
>Look, I'm sorry, it's just that demon police are on my trail now, so I can't be normal anymore even if I wanted to.

>>39899448
It won't go wrong babe, I promise

>>39899448
>Look, I'm sorry, it's just that demon police are on my trail now, so I can't be normal anymore even if I wanted to.

>>39899448
>Hahaha, it very well could go wrong. However, I'll still treasure my time with you. And speaking of, guess what time it is?
>Reverse Nurse play is a GO

>>39899503
We almost missed this...

>>39899454
We can split up if you want. I have options.

>>39899471
>>39899478
Da popo on my ass nigga

>>39899474
Pinky promise!

>>39899503
>>39899543
Sexy reverse nursing

You sit down on the bed and try to explain everything. "It's hard to believe and even harder to explain, but there are some enforcers on my ass. Some kind of demon police. I need to take them out and the demon king as well if we want to stay safe. I can't be normal again even if I wanted to." You then try to soften Maria up a little with a kiss.

"I don't like this Hikki, I don't like this at all." she says with a sigh. "But if there's really no other way, then give 'em hell."

You smile and plant another kiss on her lips. "It'll be fine. Just let me take care of you tonight."

>Reverse nursing (write-in reverse nursing activity)
>Write-in

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Spongebath? Spongebath.

Ear inspection/cleaning with nibbling and licking.

Listen to her heartbeat by placing our ear on her chest. Try to make it race by rubbing and pinching certain things.

Sperm enema.

Tell her to flip off and start massaging her with her bare-ass hospital gown on.

>>39899851
>Tell her to flip off
Tell her to flip over*

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>39899683
1- Spongebath

>>39899709
2- Ear inspection

>>39899733
3- Heatbeat

>>39899779
4- Spenema

>>39899851
5- Massage

Dangit, we went with my most boring one.

>>39899932
Why not do all of them? WRITE MORE

You retrieve a bottle of baby oil from the bathroom. "Roll over baby, I'll help you relax a little."

You spend quite some time rubbing her supple body, tracing your fingers along her lithe back, her childbearing hips and spaying special attention to her tight buttocks. You then move to her inner thighs, which you massage agonizingly slowly and tenderly.

You can feel Maria tense up with anticipation. "Come on, do it! We both know you want to!" she moans. You ignore her command. You can let her suffer a little, it will make the releas all the sweeter when it finally comes.

Not much later she has reached her limit. She's writhing under your hands and is practically begging you. "Please Hikki, you can't do this. Please! I want to feel you inside me!". You decide to give her what she wants and slowly start fingering her with one hand and rubbing her back with the other. She begins relaxing as she starts to concentrate on the pleasure you're bringing her. Your fingers soon start moving more and more rapidly, and Maria's breathing intensifies accordingly. Before long Maria digs her face into her pillow and lets out a muffled cry of ecstacy as her vagina tightens around your fingers. It takes a moment for her to catch her breath.

"Y-you tease" she whispers with an intense smile, as she slips her left hand down your boxers. "Let's see how you like it when you're on the recieving side."

Despite the fact that she's not using her dominant hand, Maria's fingers are still as nimble and teasing as ever. Her talented strokes, tugs and squeezes make you weak in the knees, forcing you to lean on her bed to keep yourself upright. You find yourself biting your lip and squeezing the mattress with all your might as you ejaculate. Of course, Maria licks up every last drop. "That's a good boy. Now go get some sleep."

>Find a motel in the area
>Ask a nurse for a place to stay
>Write-in

>>39899942
Maybe Maria is just really vanilla?

>>39900008
I can't write for shit though.

>>39900206
>Go sleep in mommys bed failing that call that waitress bitch
but Maria was getting off on lesbian paladin rape?

>>39900206
I agree with >>39900279
poor mom, she must be having such a hard time with Dad mysteriously disappearing for no reason that we know about

>>39900206
>Find a motel in the area
Call the waitress.

>>39900206
>Happy belated Mother's Day!

>>39900206
What do Maria's preferences have to do with it? This was all us. Maybe WE'RE the vanilla one...

>>39900429
Never EVER accuse /tg/ of being vanilla. They'll strive to disprove you.

>>39900279
>>39900327
>>39900395
Here's hoping OP doesn't skimp out on Mommy smut this time!

>>39900279
>>39900327
>>39900395
Satsuki_wiggling_her_caterpillar_eyebrows.gif

>>39900360
Don't commit incest and call your other floozy

Oh yeah, we were caught on the cameras they had in that diner.

You've had sex with your main squeeze, so what're you gonna do now? Stick with her? Go get some sleep? Nope, you're visiting your incestous mom. You take the bus back to your maternal home.

Your maternal home is an average high-middle class residence in the suburbs. You use your keys to enter it. Once you're inside, you hear your mother rushing down the stairs. When she sees you she seems partially surprised and partially disappointed.

"Hikki, I didn't know you were coming. You should've called!" she gives you a motherly kiss on the cheek. "Have you heard anything of your father yet? I haven't heard anything from him, that's not like him!"

>I killed him, wanna bang?
>I killed him, I'm gonna sleep now
>No idea, wanna bang?
>No idea, I'm gonna sleep now
>Write-in

>>39900615
>No idea, wanna bang?

>>39900615
>MY FATHER IS DEAAAAAAAD

>>39900615
>No idea, I'm gonna sleep now

>>39900615
>No idea, wanna do it up the butt this time?

>>39900640
>>39900725
More incest!

>>39900653
My father is DEEEAAAAAAD

>>39900661
I don't care, time to sleep

"I have no idea" you say as you close in to kiss your mother on the lips. "All I know is that it's a disgrace to leave such a beautiful woman alone at night."

Your mother steps back, flustered and stuttering. "H-hikki, we can't do this again! I-It was a one time thing, right? I-I mean, y-you're my son! And your f-father!"

Roll d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>39900889

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>39900889
"It's okay if I put it in the butt though"

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>39900889

>>39900903
>>39900912
im betting ill need a best of three unless i fuck up too

>>39900912
I have shamed my famiry
>>39900947
Gonna agree, to spend that best of

>>39900947
>The best of three was already used

You close in and caress your mothers hips. "Mom, you're an amazing woman. I can't just let you alone."

Your mother seems pretty firm in her refusal. "What if your father saw us? Just go to bed Hikki, we'll talk about this some other time."

>Go to sleep
>Write-in

>>39900982
>Go to sleep
incest fags please he isn't going to write it anyways.

>>39900982
it was used before i got here, damn it

>Go to HER bed and cuddle with her

Call side squeeze and invite her over

>>39900982
>Cuddling in moms bed
"What? No, you just kicked your pajamas down in your sleep!

>>39901016
>>39901022
>>39901101
Sleep

>>39901068
Call over our other side squeeze

You decide to go to sleep in your mothers bed. You cuddle up tightly against her, and she wraps her arm around you, scratching the back of your head. This reminds you of the times you'd sleep with her as a child, before you became a deranged organ dealer oni NEET motherfucker.

That night you're haunted once more by a nightmare. This time you're no longer a large, red ogre. You're yourself, a human being, and you're running away from something. From all sides you can hear voices taunting you. "We're coming to get you, kid. You can't outrun us!"

>END OF QUEST

Today we finished our business with the Hellraisers and strengthened our resolve to become the demon king. Oh, and we almost fucked mom again. The next part will be up wednesday or thursday.

Thank you for playing, please follow me on Twitter to stay up to date: https://twitter.com/Master_of_Quest

>>39901222
Thanks for running.

>>39901222
Hup, hup, keep it up

I liked how I got to do the Oni KIIIIIICK

>>39901679
Y-you too.

>>39901961
No problem mate. It was all you and a lucky roll.