LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWE HELPED GOHAN TAP INTO HIS TRUE POWERBIG GREEN GAVE US SOME POINTERS ON TRAININGWE DRANK WITH BULMA AND WATCHED WRESTLING THE DREAMS GAVE US A CHANCE TO SEE THE TYPE OF POWER WE NEEDED TO BEAT FRIEZABARDOCK IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
>>39920576"Frieza isn't invincible, people are dangerous with the right motivations behind them"Your mind slips back to Gohan, will he do this to you one day?"Great power comes with great need, rather than great want. The weak can overcome the strong so long as they have a purpose and the drive to fufill that purpose." The words rolled off of your tongue like water from a rock"At last... it appears that you're starting to learn." The voice seems to practically be radiating the pleased feeling it has right now"Wake up Arctus, there's still work to be done."Opening your eyes to the roof of Capsule Corp hanging over you, you think you've taken a right step on the long path to victory over Frieza.Vegeta will be here soon, and Earth's fate may end up changing forever>How would you like to spend the next two days until the Saiyan Invasion? Select two>A. Spend time with Bulma doing SCIENCE>B. Spend time training with Piccolo and Gohan, bond with Gohan>C. Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow stronger>D. Solo training>E. Relax>F. Write in?
>>39920600>Contact Cooler, ask if you can have this planet. Mention the, like, 15 different kinds of alcohol made here if he gets suspicious
>C. Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow strongerFigure out a style that you could cal your own while fighting them
>>39920654>>39920676You're allowed to select two options
Lets rock>>39920654Please not now >B Spend time training with Piccolo and Gohan, bond with Gohan.
Oh shit I missed a whole thread.
>>39920600>Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow stronger>Spend time training with Piccolo and Gohan, bond with Gohan
>Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow stronger>Spend time training with Piccolo and Gohan, bond with Gohan
>>39920600>>C. Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow stronger>Rewriting the com logs to indicate Goku surviving and the Prince having come to this planet to deal with a "rebel" rather than any wish granting balls. Save a real copy
>SO MUCH DBZ!>OVERLOAD!
>>39920600>>C. Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow stronger>D. Solo training
>>39920788IT IS GLORIOUS IS IT NOT?
>>39920600>F. Contact Cooler to see if you can take the planet for its booze. Nothing involving balls of power.>C. Train with the lookout crew, help them grow stronger.
>>39920805My eyes cannot behold the true majesty that is DBZ OVERLOAD!
>>39920805It's pretty fucking glorious >B Spend time training with Piccolo and Gohan, bond with Gohan>C Train with the Lookout crew, help them grow strongerso maybe they wont die to the saibamen
>>39920600After having breakfast with Bulma and the Briefs family, during which the blonde one continues to refer to you as Bulma's new 'boyfriend' whatever that is, you bid your blue haired female human counterpart farewell.She'll be busy for most of the day wrapping up the S.P.L.O.O.G.E. situation anyways, and really you've given as much help as you can on that front considering you aren't familiar with Earth tech.Considering how much you've managed to learn while spending time with the Earthlings, and Piccolo, you figure that focusing the next two days on attempting to eek out some more new techniques...With the Lookout crew, most of your time was spent studying their techniques and sparring, Yamcha, Krillin, and Tien have all grown in power by having you around, with even Chiaotzu growing some as well.Krillin taught you the Destructo Disk, and in exchange, you gave him the Impaler Burst, a move he seems to be trying to refine into a more accurate attack.>Roll me 3d3000 please. Best of three on all three
Rolled 1070, 711, 2292 = 4073 (3d3000)>>39920970Holy shit
What are these huge dice
Rolled 345, 2987, 1504 = 4836 (3d3000)>>39920970
Rolled 652, 1739, 486 = 2877 (3d3000)>>39920970nigga wat
Rolled 1351, 2306, 2304 = 5961 (3d3000)>>39920970here we go
Rolled 645, 917, 67 = 1629 (3d1000)>>39920970
>>39921014I have a sinking feeling this means we are all going to do die by 3 people that are very powerful...
Rolled 1570, 10, 765 = 2345 (3d3000)>>39920970
Well, 2/3 were above 2k, so that's nice.
>>39921084Or horrible...depending on what the roll was meant for.
>>39921112It could be for the power levels of the Look out crew, it makes some sense, considering how the dice is working
>>39921142Or it could be Vegeta, Nappa, and perhaps a new character...or saibamen. Unfortunately Eail is torturing us with vagueness.
>>39920970While the Humans present quite a bit of intrigue, you don't spend all of your time with them.An equal amount of your time ends up being spent with the Namekian Piccolo and the Half-Saiyan Gohan.The Namekian still doesn't trust you, but doesn't outwardly act hostile any more, perhaps there's a bit of comradery being created between the two of you as you train together.Gohan on the other hand has taken to you like a fish does water. The boy seems incredibly happy both days when you show up to train with him and Piccolo.He listens to your stories when you're done training for the day, which you censor to generally just be funny. He especially likes the one about the jockstrap incident with Ginyu and Frieza.You neglected to tell him about the genocide that followed after that.Through spending time with the two fighters, you've managed to either pick up a technique by watching it a few times or straight up asking how it's done.>Which technique would you like to have learned from Piccolo?>A. Masenko>B. Multiform>C. Special Beam Cannon >Roll me 2d4000, same rules as above.
>>39921142Or us, the Lookout crew, and the Saiyans.
Rolled 2612, 2362 = 4974 (2d4000)>>39921216B
Rolled 580, 3376 = 3956 (2d4000)>>39921216>>C. Special Beam Cannon
Rolled 2942, 3455 = 6397 (2d4000)>>39921216>B. Multiform
Rolled 8, 358 = 366 (2d400)>>39921216>>C. Special Beam CannonImagine if we merged that with our Kemehame-Death-Beam.
Rolled 3460, 2386 = 5846 (2d4000)>>39921216>B. MultiformWe will never drink alone! Also multiple supergenii working together flawlessly.
>>39921216People already rolled but>B Multiform
Rolled 1716, 1851 = 3567 (2d4000)>>39921216>B. Multiform
>>39921287Well done anon.You've made me VERY happy.
>>39921352Your smugness.It angers me.I'm shadowrunning at maximum.
>>39921216>>C. Special Beam Cannon
>>39921352Abandon quest! Abandon quest! Am is happy! I repeat am is happy!Don't abandon just joking.
>>39921408Qm not am damn phone.
Whats multiform do again?
>>39921499It lets you copy yourself by halving your pl between the copies.
>>39921522Why doesn't anyone use that ever?
The multiform technique is one that would be incredibly dangerous to anyone that had a lower power level than you did.It's range is limited, and cuts your power in half when used, but overall, when fighting against multiple foes, it might just end up being a gift from the Kai's.On the night of the final day before the saiyans are supposed to arrive, if your calculations and estimate on their trajectory was correct, and it was of course.Once again you're drinking with Bulma in the lounge, as has become the custom at night. No wrestling on tonight sadly, so you've managed to keep yourselves entertained by watching cheesy old sci-fi movies.Considering you're actually from space, seeing the human interpreations of it is rather interesting to say the least.When you and Bulma tuck in for the night, you realize that tonight might be your last day on Earth if things end up going badly.You've enjoyed your time here.>For the Finale, roll me 3d5000>Danger Will Robinson
Rolled 1823, 4807, 1694 = 8324 (3d5000)>Danger Will RobinsonWhat
Rolled 1071, 1877, 2405 = 5353 (3d5000)>>39921546
Rolled 56, 413, 249 = 718 (3d500)>>39921546Dunno why, but that gif is very interesting.
Rolled 823, 64, 2623 = 3510 (3d5000)>>39921546
Rolled 1226, 3100, 2603 = 6929 (3d5000)>>39921546
>>39921592This roll doesn't count
Rolled 2160, 4170, 851 = 7181 (3d5000)>>39921546
>>39921546>Danger Will Robinsonseems like a good choice
Rolled 3736, 4789, 3457 = 11982 (3d5000)>>39921546
>>39921608OH COME ON! It wasn't THAT bad!I mean.. not entirely.Kind of.
>>39921626Should I be glad this didn't count?
>>39921643It was d500s.
>>39921626Sleep you have no idea how thankful we are
>>39921650We weren't rolling d500's?FUCK!
>>39921659One of those that was being rolled for was Goku.How sad for you.
>>39921659Yeah woulda been more interesting though. Just be glad the name is usually how I am on quests.
>>39921546how many splits can we do with multiform?
>>39921680Up to two is preceded as any lower and you get fucked. How the fuck is sushi a burrito?
>>39921680Better question, can we make it not divide our energy in half?
>>39921644NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>39921712I know a way! Got a cloning machine, Anon?
>>39921741I know someone who does.
>>39921741It doesn't work, yet, all it does is make muffins, but I'm getting there.
>>39921712Mostly we should probably just use it for lab work and training everyone at once.
>>39921776Does it give psychic powers?>>39921741Not sure the machine he used to make Cell counts as a cloning machine.
>>39921546Today is supposed to be the day of the saiyan invasion, you haven't informed the others of that, figuring that they would just end up paralyzing themselves with fear.You haven't told them that Gohan could defeat Nappa on his own either. The boy doesn't need that sort of weight on his shoulders, not yet anyways, if something happens and it comes to that point, you have faith in him.The others have all grown in power as well, you're proud that you managed to be a part of that sort of growth.Tien seems to have a sense of respect for you, even if you haven't talked together much.Krillin has helped you develop quite a solid little reserve of moves to pull out when needed.And Yamcha?Yamcha was your friend.Piccolo helped you refine your style into something much more fluid.Together the both of you managed to put Gohan on the right steps to not be afraid of the power he has inside of him, to use it as a weapon. It's easy to see the Namekian cares more than he lets onYour energy sensing capability isn't quite up to snuff to sense out Vegeta and Nappa, but your scouter informs you they should be landing in around one hour.>A. Breakfast with the Briefs>B. Go collect the gang>C. Beat the saiyans to their landing site>D. Write in
>>39921830>Does it give psychic powers?Maybe? I don't know, some weird guy with spikey hair wont leave me the fuck alone about a "muffin button" that keeps telling him to press it.What a weirdo.
>>39921854>C. Beat the saiyans to their landing siteWe should be ready for them.
>>39921854>>A. Breakfast with the Briefs
>>39921854>>C. Beat the saiyans to their landing site
>>39921854>D. Contact Cooler; let him know that the Sayians are en route. Then>B. Go collect the gang
And hey, last thread Eail showed a different form of Arctus, I touched it up to remove spiky tail.Thoughts?Be gentle, I did it in paint when I was half asleep.
>>39921854C, in disguise, but make sure the PTO logo is visible.
>>39921921I don't like the mask
>>39921854>A. Breakfast with the Briefs
>>39921854>B. Go collect the gang>C. Beat the saiyans to their landing site
>>39921854>A. Breakfast with the Briefs with beer!
>>39921854I feel like an idiot asking this but why were we originally sent here again?
>>39921921I feel it's completely wrong for us. We're not a bioshredder. or a powerhouse. or a murdermachine. we're a Face. it's not a problem with your design but with the original one eail showed.>>39921854A. Breakfast with briefs. We have to let the humans show their power. we're not the protector of earth. Also Tell bulma what's happening.
>>39921966Vegeta is doing an unauthorized conquest of a planet or something, and on his intercepted transmissions he was speaking of immortality and magic.
>>39921966Because Cooler has info saying that Vegeta is coming here, not on orders from Frieza, and we were sent to find out why.
>>39921944I feel ya, the mask I could do without, easier to shit talk without one.But I can't photoshop worth a damn to change it.
>>39921875I change mine to >A.Can't fight on an empty stomach.
>>39921982>>39921992The mask is a natural part of the transformation.
Honestly we should try to hide and observe to see what we can learn from the saiyans before we reveal ourselves
>>39922035but not for frieza though ?
>>39922051Frieza doesn't have that form.
>>39922035That does not mean I have to like it, mind.
>>39921854Once again you're having breakfast with the Briefs, you and Bulma don't even have the energy left in you to try to correct her mother and just go along wth it.You have kinda lived here for a while at this point, what's the point in saying you're just an alient law enforcement officer, in a brief lie at least.The food is enjoyable, but you don't really sit around and wait for too much longer after eating, wanting to get to the landing site that your scouter predicts the two will be coming in at.After exchanging a few words with Bulma, and her telling you to make sure you don't get hurt too much, you're off towards a wasteland that's a little more green than the one you landed in.Several minutes pass by, and you can actually feel the energy of the saiyans within the pods.They're stronger than estimations would have predicted.You might have been wrong about the potential of Gohan to deal with Nappa.One by one, the Earthlings start to appear, until the whole gang has gathered.Evidently the dragon balls were brought to Kami's Lookout and Goku has been wished back to life, but it will be some time before he actually arrives.While you all stand around, the pods come into view, the crash landing they're made for tearing up quite a bit of Earth's landscape.>A. Say something to the Z-fighters (Write in)>B. Wait for the Saiyans to disembark.>C. Write in otherwise.
>>39922156>A. Ask Big Green how he is doing.
>>39922156Scouter them while they are still in there pods.
>>39922156>C. Write in otherwise.Hide your power level observe from afar
>>39922156>>C. Write in otherwise.Kick back, use our tail to hold ourselves aloft, and wait for them to pop out, scouter them, as well, if it wont break our fancy new scouter.
>>39922193Oh shit, we need to turn on the jammer.
>C. Contact Cooler, tell him the Saiyans are stronger than expected; but you have it under control>A. Tell the Z fighters that you'll lead them to a place where no one is around, so they can fight without people getting in the way
>"Oh hey you two, fancy tails you have, anyway, my boss told me to come down here to see why you're here, since you didn't tell YOUR boss, comments?"Commence shit eating grin.
>>39922156C. Scouter scanning time. Jam our own signal and watch. We're gonna hide our powerlevel. Something's wrong here. Nappa and Vegeta are different. Did we somehow alter our universe? has our very existence changed things? How old are we? Where did the universe split from what we knew.
>>39922291>A. Tell the Z fighters that you'll lead them to a place where no one is around, so they can fight without people getting in the wayWe're in the middle of a wasteland
>>39922287It's onYou can turn it off if you like.
>>39922156>Go up, knock on the pod door, say in your best impression of Frieza's voice "Candygram!"
>>39922334Would that break their scouters? We should see if it would if we see can handle them.
>>39922334ITT: OP is on crackWHY THE FUCK WOULD WE DARE DO THIS?!
>>39922377Your current power level would break their scouters.They could read your original PL of 200kThey can't now
>>39922377>make sure no one knows anything about any powerlevels because we just break them all.pffft. that's silly as fuck.
>>39922156>C Blow them both up while they are still in the pods.Lets make this hilariously anticlimactic.
>>39922399>Arctus: I AM GROWING STRONGER
>>39922383See we are stronger than them, then unjam their scouter to fuck with them. The jammer blocks power levels and prevents scouters from locking on, not jam coms.
>>39922399>They could read your original PL of 200k>They can't now
>>39922399Do planetary scanning systems exist in this verse?
>their scouters break while in the pod>they just NOPE the fuck out of here, since as far as they know of only three things would do this>Cooler, Cold, and Frieza
>>39922415Do you not want the Z fighters to get stronger or something
>>39922510We don't care. We're here for Vegeta and Nappa, or whoever these Saiyans are.
>>39922526>Napeta and Vegga
>>39922445There was one that monitored the fight between Freeza and SS Goku. It exploded
>>39922526We care about Saiyans survival i guess. They are a resource. Genetics and power-wise and soldier-wise.
>>39922547That was like a fucking supercomputer, and when it blew it took out the entire base and everyone in it
Making sure the jammer on your own scouter is activated, you quickly deactivate the communications subroutine that might allow someone to listen in if they cracked the code."If you want to test yourselves against the saiyans, the big one is your target, he's weaker. Still stronger than all of you, but use your teamwork, and you'll prevail in the end."A sly, perhaps dark, little grin shows up on your face.Nappa might end up learning that raw power doesn't make up for actual skill and tactics.Deciding you'd like to get a proper reading of the saiyans power levels now that they've arrived, you click the scan feature on your scouter, the results are somewhat surprising.Nappa has surpassed six thousandVegeta is over Twenty-Three thousand.If you hadn't been trainging Vegeta would be stronger than you if allowed to transform.Quietly deciding that it might be best to keep up this whole training thing for the forseeable future, you stand at attention as the pods open up, and two forms emerge.Floating from the pods, Nappa lands first, with Vegeta ending up right next to the larger SaiyanNappa seems incredibly disturbed to see you here, Vegeta is eerily calm"Arctus""Princess">A. A pleasure as always>B. Leave>C. What exactly did you plan on doing here.>D. Write in
>>39922590What the-WHAT? I HAVE NO GIFS FOR MY WTF LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
>>39922590>A. A pleasure as always
>A. A pleasure as always
>>39922590>>C. What exactly did you plan on doing here.>>D. Write in>"My boss told me to come down here to see why you're here, since you didn't tell YOUR boss, comments?"
>>39922590>>C. What exactly did you plan on doing here.>Cooler wants me to bring the two of you too him. Considering you'd willingly wreck this world, I'm inclined to do so. The people are pleasant, the world is nice, and it chesses off Freiza to no end.
>>39922590Stopping jamming there scouters so they break, then ask why they are here.
>>39922620>still a guy>just crossdresses>>39922590>What exactly did you plan on doing here.
>>39922590Jesus christ it's actually femgeta. I thought you were fucking with us, but I was wrong. So disappointed in you Eail.
>>39922590>>A. A pleasure as alwaysNice
>>39922615>Been hinted at since the first couple threads>you still didn't expect itYou're kidding, right?
>>39922590>C. What exactly did you plan on doing here.
>>39922590>>A. A pleasure as always
We need to break their scouters so what happens here isn't heard by Frieza and his men.
>>39922574We do have something capable of scanning our PL though.
>>39922590>C. What exactly did you plan on doing here.>D. Write inif you give up now i'll report that i killed you in combat
>>39922638>Also its got nice booze
>>39922590A pleasure as always m'y lady
>>39922672You realize how hard it is keep all these crazy fanons running a striaght line in my head after being in almost all of them?Its like reading Lord of the Rings and Dune at the same time and then trying to remember what happened.Gandalf fucked up some sandworms, house birdcage got fucked by uruks and some midgets on the way with a ring to unleash the water across dune for some reason. Thats it feels like keeping up with this shit sometimes okay?
>>39922590>You're looking fine as always Princess. I do hope Nappa hasn't bored you with his blabber on your way here on my Frieza's orders? You are here on Frieza's orders correct?
>>39922793They have scouters that can have the coms traced. Don't ask this shit until the scouters are destroyed or turned off.
>>39922590>more female saiyansI can dig it
>>39922786I followed that statement perfectly, what are you trying to say?>tfw you were reading five different books at once in your "English" class and had to write reports about them all that were due at the same timeI don't see the issue.
>>39922590D"Tell me why you came here, Vegeta. Your departure did not go unnoticed."Also, Eail - you are an idiot to genderbend Vegeta like this. Controlling the idiocy is going to be much much harder now.
>>39922855>the endless march to harem alcoholic quest beginsI was hoping to avoid this.
>>39922590"A pleasure as always Vegeta... hello to you too Nappa." Giving a brief nod to the larger saiyan who seems to be in just as much shock as the earthlings behind you are.Crossing your arms, you stare the pair down, Nappa seems to be close to losing it, but Vegeta is keeping her calm. Perhaps she knows better than attempting to fight you."You know, typically, when you plan on going behind the backs of people like the Cold family, it's wise to cover your tracks. You are aware Frieza keeps tabs on the communications coming from his men yes?"A small scowl appears on the saiyan's face as she realizes her error in judgement. Her eyes snapping to Nappa, the princess of all saiyans seems to be incredibly dissapointed"You're a warrior Nappa, act like it!"It seems as though that manages to snap the larger of the pair out of his trance of fear, focusing on the mission once again."You've got once chance to leave peacefully. Otherwise, I'll be very dissappointed... as will Cooler, let alone Frieza for disobeying your oders for so long."We don't take orders from you or any of those damn freaks anymore! Once we have imortality from the dragon balls, we'll be the strongest in the universe!"You and Vegeta end up slapping your hand against your faces at the exact same time at his outburst."Very well then... you've left me with little choice but to end this if you won't leave on your own because of some simple folk legend from a backwater world."Just as you're about to drop into a stance to fight, all three scouters present start to beep with incredible pace.>A. See what it is>B. Ignore it, focus on Nappa>C. Let the Earthlings handle him>D. Write in
>>39922888It wouldn't be so bad if /tg could keep it in their fucking pants for more than 3 seconds when a female appears. Also why does everyone think that vegeta is even a waifu option?
>>39922888>>39922924You imply that Vegeta or Arctus would even CONSIDER the possibility of a romance together.I'm disappointed that you all have so little faith in me, I truly am.
>>39922933>A. See what it is. Hope it's a beer. I really need a beer with Nappa around.
>>39922933>A. See what it isOh what now?Please don't be Ginyus or worse yet Freiza.
>>39922933More bad guys? You pullin' some shit like everyone else?!Aaaawwww SHIT!>A. See what it is>"Eehhh? The hell is that?"
>>39922983Beers don't have power levels Anonwe can only dream
>>39922156From the thumbnail I thought that pic was a googly-eyed dragon.
>>39922933>>A. See what it isNeither of the Saiyans can hurt us and we know how to deal with them if they decide to ape out.
>>39922933A."You morons - you led him right here."
>>39922933>B. Ignore it, focus on Nappa
>>39922933D. Blow up their scouters. No comms from here on out. "Cooler and Frieza can't hear anything from here anymore."
>>39922933>A. See what it isOh shit
>>39923009>tfw Arctus runs the scouter over some random drink from bumfuckville and his scouter starts to pick up a PL of 20 from it.Stronger than the average lifeform on this planet. Delicious.
>>39922933A, looks like someone besides Cooler may have noticed you coming out this way.
>>39922933>>A. See what it is"You're an idiot if you think that simply not being able to die is enough to kill Freeza. I bet you've never seen him and Cooler spar, have you?"
>>39923043Changing mine to this.
>OH FUCK! WHO IS THAT!>Cooler!?>FRIEZA!?>Cold!?!?>The Ginyus?>More saiyans!?Nope, it's just Chuck Testa
LORD SLUG OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE
>A See what it isLets open the mystery box
>>39923112Pretty sure we could still beat him.
>>39923101wait eail mentioned turles. and how he's eaten the tree of life stuff. We should be worried. there's too many possibilities of wrecking shit. or Gokes got rippped
You and Vegeta both immediately clock in to see whatever it is that has managed to peak your scouters from this far away.Vegeta's immeiately explodes off the side of her face, while yours on the other hand continues to climb until the power level on the other side of the planet has been revealed.Two-hundred and Eighty ThousandNappa seems to have taken advantage of the confusion, as the Earthlings were sensing the power, and planted several saibamen that have already sprouted up.He's currently engaging both Krillin and Piccolo while Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu all fight against the wave of saibamenVegeta looks at you, and you return the stare in kind.It's evident that neither of you had brought the backup that's present.>A.Fly now, find out what this is.>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegeta>C.subdue the saiyans >D.Stop the fight with Nappa>E.Write in.
>>39923192>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with VegetaFriendship!
>>39923192>C.subdue the saiyans>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with VegetaThis shit's nooooot good.
>>39923192>E.Write in.we both want revenge on freiza, why dont we work together
>>39923192>>A.Fly now, find out what this is.>D.Stop the fight with Nappa>E.Write in."Everyone stop for about a minute, whatever that power is, it's very strong, and I don't think any of us invited it."
>>39923192B"Help me kill these Saibamen you damned fool. Whoever's in that pic could kill us all."Yes, we're exaggerating but let's not do anything hasty.
>>39923192>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with VegetaIf denied,>C.subdue the saiyansThat 280,000 is bad news, one way or the other.
>>39923192B, D, and kill all of the Saibamen.
>>39923192>>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegeta>A.Fly now, find out what this is.
>>39923235I think subduing the saiyans implies knocking vegeta out as well, so thats a no go>A Fly now, find out what this is>B Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegeta
>>39923192e. Blow up nappa's scouter. Alliance time. Everyone needs to be ready for this thing. nappa, saibamen, cut it out. "Listen princess, I have plans that require everyone. We work together and all may benefit."
>>39923192>>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegeta>D.Stop the fight with Nappa"Everyone slow down, we have bigger problems."
>>39923192>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegetawhat do you say we put our differences aside for a little while princess?>D.Stop the fight with NappaGIVE IT A REST NAPPA!
>>39923192>B.Suggest a temporary alliance with Vegeta. Sooo who do you think it is? Also more importantly did they bring alcohol to share?Some comedy to lighten the mood?
>>39923192Maybe Goku got really kicked into gear when King Kai flipped his shit? It's lower than Frieza, higher than Ginyu, and not us unless we invent a time machine tomorrow. It's Goku or Turles.
what if it's TARBLES
>>39923431Or it could be one of the Para Para Brothers.
>>39923454Slug was an even million, I thought. But movie canon is wonky.
>>39923454A Heran might have the PL as well. A few of the GT filler villains might qualify as well.Or Abo and Kado Fused.
>>39923431While Nappa and Veggie both got increased by a couple thousand, I doubt Goku got increased by a couple hundred. I could easily buy him beign a couple thousand higher too, but at over 200,000 power increase, it's just reaching the actual DBZ's stupid high power bs.I'm seriously thinking we've got a much bigger issue than that.
>>39923192Eail How strong are the Saibamen and are they capable of killing any of the Z fighters
>>39923467We were told the Prince of all Saiyans was on his way here. Cooler would know that Vegeta isn't a prince.
>>39923508They're one Raditz each, unless they picked up a better strain.
>>39923512>Prince of all Saiyans is Dododria, who is now the most fertile MAN of his species.
>>39923486>http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_power_levels>Young slug clocks in at 160k
You don't have time for this.Raising your hand outwards you let your power flare as energy blasts pour forth, each one heading for a saibaman and destroying the pathetic creatures.For possibly the first time in years, you adopt a completely serious persona, staring Vegeta down as she seems to be dealing with the fact that there's an uninvited guest currently about that is stronger than you are, as far as she's aware."Listen well, Princess of Saiyans, because I'll offer this once. I need your assistance if we're going to deal with whatever has that power, you're the strongest one here aside from me. Neither of us get what we want if that power is allowed to run around.""I..." Vegeta stammers out, before gripping her fists tightly. "A temporary alliance Arcosian, nothing more. Nappa! Stop playing around, there are more important things at the moment to be dealing with!" The princess order with quite a bit of bark behind her voice."But Vegetaaaaaaa." The large saiyan whines.A combined stare from the two of you shut him up quickly enough.There are several smaller power levels around the large one, you're having trouble detecting how many thoughLifting off from the Saiyan crash site, the others, including Vegeta and Nappa start to follow you>Game Plan time>A. Piccolo will take the others and deal with the grunts while you and Vegeta fight the big one>B. Vegeta will take the others and fight the grunts while you handle the big one>C. Stay together, wipe out the trash together.>D. Go right for the big one.>E. Write in
>C. Stay together, wipe out the trash together.No one has to die today
>>39923553>>A. Piccolo will take the others and deal with the grunts while you and Vegeta fight the big oneSounds solid
>>39923553>C. Stay together, wipe out the trash together.No one likes being swarmed.
>>39923553>C. Stay together, wipe out the trash together.
>>39923553C, we know the Earthlings fight well together, so keeping the group together is for the best.
>>39923553Stay together, because it's GARBAGE DAY!
>>39923553>A. Piccolo will take the others and deal with the grunts while you and Vegeta fight the big oneWe can have Nappa & the Z-Fighters deal with the trash while we worry about the big guy. If he proves to be particularly troublesome, tell Veggie to send up one of those fake moons and unleash the monkey.And I can't help but read Nappa's words in Takahata's voice now.
>>39923553>A. Piccolo will take the others and deal with the grunts while you and Vegeta fight the big one
The plan? If the visitors dont have saiyans among their ranks, ape this shit up.
>>39923623>And I can't help but read Nappa's words in Takahata's voice now.To be fair, I think this may be Abridged Nappa. He responded like him.
>>39923553A.Teamwork is key.E. turn off the scouter. we can't have it be blowing up before bulma works on it.
>>39923553>C. Stay together, wipe out the trash togetherMake up for the weaker ones
>A. Piccolo will take the others and deal with the grunts while you and Vegeta fight the big oneLet's rock fuckers
>>39923672God I hope so.
>>39923672I would be very happy with that if it was true.
>>39923192He's currently engaging both Krillin and Piccolo while Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu all fight against the wave of saibamenWhere is Gohan in all this
You inform everyone that the plan is to stick together for the moment, and deal with the lower powers before dealing with the bigger one if at all possible.Moving below your top speed so that everyone has the ability to keep up with you, you all quickly manage to make your way across the planet to the location that the scouter informed you of.Earth doesn't have trees that big.Speeding up more as you get closer to the strange tree, you all come to a halt as a crew of soldiers, dressed in a manner that's offshooting from normal PTO gear, show up in front of you.There's a saiyan leading them, and it appears that he's the one that is putting off the power level."Dad! You're back!" Gohan cries with joy, starting to move towards the saiyan.>A. Gohan no!>B. Wait>C. This guy is familiar...>D. Attack>E. Write in.
>>39923792>B. Wait>C. This guy is familiar...Turles is that you? Seriously Saiyans are coming out of the wood work today.
>>39923792>B. Wait>C. This guy is familiar...
>>39923792>>A. Gohan no!>>B. Wait
>>39923792Arctus:>A. Gohan no!>C. This guy is familiar...Anons:>PANIC.
>>39922590HAH. I woke up to this after passing out and found out that what i fought so hard for has become true. (Destroying cannon that is.)YESSSSSS.
>>39923553C.We've learned the value of tactics and strategy. If we fight as a team and strike first, we have great odds to wipe the lower baddies.However, can we please note that Vegeta and Kappa are attempting to betray the PTO? Once this situation is resolved I say we report this to Cooler. We can tell Cooler that Vegeta and Kappa foolishly betrayed Frieza on a stupid Earthling myth about Dragon Balls.Frieza and Cooler obviously won't know or care that Goku was killed fighting Raditz.
>>39923792A, I'm pretty sure I know this guy, and I doubt he's your dad.
>>39923792>A. Gohan no!
>A. Gohan no!>E. Pull him back ITS HAPPENING
>>39923826>Anons:>>PANIC.Pft, why would I panic? Were going to brain Turles with our tail, eat a few fruits, remove TREEBAB and then laugh into the night with good drinks, and Bulma hanging off our arm chatting about SCIENCE, BITCH!
>>39923792>B. Wait>C. This guy is familiar...He is here to kill Christmas!
>>39923922We don't know what Christmas is. He's here to destroy Frieza Day, which isn't a bad thing.
>>39923922Interrupting Fireza day!? THAT'S WHEN WE GET THE GOOD BOOZE AND A RAISE!
>>39923792>A. Gohan no!>C. This guy is familiar...
>>39923792>Gohan no!>This guy is familiar...
"Gohan no!" You yell, grabbing the boy by the back of his clothes and yanking him back to you as he was starting to move towards the saiyan.It took you a few seconds of looking at him, but the grin he gave off when he heard Gohan's cry of joy made everything come together in one terrible little package"Pirate King Turles... last I heard you vanished off the radar two years ago, what the hell are you doing here of all places."Turles only laughs along with the rest of his crew before finally answering you"Gathering my strength, my dear Booze Hound. I'm the strongest saiyan that's ever lived, and soon enough, when I'm done absorbing the energy of this planet, I'll be stronger than even Frieza!"The area around you is starting to die off, it's vegetation and animals are all slowly decaying, with energy flowing into the tree behind Turles."Ah... but, is that Princess Vegeta with you, and General Nappa too!?" Turles seems happy to see the other saiyans"Excellent excellent! After I kill off this snake I'll have a few more of my dear people around. What do you say Vegeta, interested in having me as your king? The two of us would produce strong heirs."Vegeta is silent for a few moments, and you're wondering if she's actually considering joining with Turles, before you feel her power start to rise."I am the Princess of all Saiyans you trash! You bow to me, not the other way around!" With roar, she starts to charge Turles, despite being completely outmatched.>A. Help Vegeta>B. Take out the Crusher Corp with the Earthlings>C. Attempt to destroy the tree>D. Write in
>>39923792"Why Hello there, come to sample the booze of this fine planet? I mean, i did drink plenty of it but you should know they make more than most planets, not quite such a delicacy like on frieza planet 628."(Begin raising power level and ready energy beams to take out the mooks)
>>39923792Turles, my nigga! What brings you to Arctus Prime?
>>39924105Shit, was too late with "Playing the fool" for a write in.>A help vegeta> Write in : Threaten to BLAST THAT FUCKING TREE TO HELL
>>39924100>A. Gotta agree with the lady, and you're ruining my vacation.
>>39924100>D. Power up to full power and beat the absolute shit out of Turles.
>>39924100>Write in"Hold off his goons as long as you can. That tree's ass is about to be grass."
>>39924100A, sorry not letting drain this planets energy. I like the people and the local drinks too much. Leave now and I won't kill you and your crew.
Destroy the ship they came in on.
>>39924100>A. Help VegetaThe enemy of my enemy is my friend, and this guy wants to kill Frieza day. Therefore he is the enemy of all.
>>39924100>A. Help VegetaAnd seconding >>39924158 writeinHe should know that's definitely no idle threat.
>>39924100Nuke the tree, which seems to be a problem, then help Vegeta.
>>39924100>A. Help VegetaI'm not nearly drunk enough for this
>>39924100A. Geets needs help and ape forms are no-go here. "The drinks are too good here for me to let you do that."
>>39924261Nah, I'm sure that is one we can give to Bulma, after removing the communications system, and any tech we don't want Earth having just yet.
>>39924100>D. Write in>Go for one of the fruit.
So time to roflsmash the Crushers really fast so no one gets worn out, then totally gangrape Turles?
>>39924344True, we could have just super speed killed them without anyone knowing what happened.
>>39924314We can fix it after, but we need to make the crew feel the heat. They wont want to stay on a planet that drains all energy into a huge tree for very long, after all. We might be able to arrange a surrender if we push hem at the right points.
>>39924333No. We save the fruit to make the Daiquiri of Might.
>>39924436We can grab the fruit and save it for later.
>>39924436And after that, our new signature move, overly powerful, and tends to fuck up any planet it is used on, but damn if it doesn't go down smooth with a nice, fruity note. Like the Ginyus.
Rolled 48, 40 = 88 (2d100)>>39924100"Piccolo, take out the grunts!" You give as a quick order to the Namekian before charging after Vegeta to give her some assistance against Turles."You know, I like this planet a little too much to let you just make it a withered shell, Turles. The drinks and the TV are good, and that means that I'm gonna have to put you down."As you exchange blows with Turles, it seems you're keeping his attention enough as to where he can't actually land a solid blow on Vegeta to get the Saiyan Princess out of his face."Like you stand a chance against me, drunkard. I overpowered you months ago!" Turles gives as a reply with a sharp laugh.>A. Keep the pressure up>B. Defend>C. Take Turles away from the others>D. Write in>ROLL ME 2d100 PLEASE
Rolled 78, 60 = 138 (2d100)>>39924476>"Oh did you now? We'll see!"
Rolled 23, 21 = 44 (2d100)>>39924476POWAAAA>A>C
Rolled 14, 60 = 74 (2d100)>>39924476>>A. Keep the pressure up"You do realize I'm the best Hacker in the PTO right? Why do you think the records of my strength are accurate?"
Rolled 70, 21 = 91 (2d100)>>39924476
Rolled 84, 17 = 101 (2d100)>>39924476A, you sure about that?
Rolled 49, 8 = 57 (2d100)>>39924476>A. Keep the pressure up
>>39924502FOR SHAMEI did so bad.Then again maybe i didn't invoke the right phrase.
>>39924501Good roll anon.
Rolled 57, 15 = 72 (2d100)>>39924476>C. Take Turles away from the others
Rolled 91, 5 = 96 (2d100)>>39924476>A. Yes, a lot can change in a few months.
Go for the family jewels, make turles infertile
Rolled 85, 39 = 124 (2d100)>>39924476A.C.
Rolled 74, 91 = 165 (2d100)>>39924476>A. Keep the pressure up>C. Take Turles away from the others
Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d100)>>39924476>C. Take Turles away from the others
Rolled 13, 23 = 36 (2d100)You aren't positive who is truly stronger between you and Turles. You seem to have the higher numerical power level, but he's managing to keep up with you. Vegeta is making all of the difference in this fight however.With the Saiyan Princess fighting at your side, and providing just enough of a distraction as to where you're able to lead the fight away from the others. Piccolo is leading the Earthlings plus Nappa against the Crusher Corp, which is larger than the bounty on them said it would be. Your allies are managing to pull ahead it seems, and if you can keep things up, Turles won't stand a chance either.Landing a solid punch that knocks the breath out of Turles, the saiyan warrior pulls back for a few moments"How... you aren't supposed to be this strong! Your power was barely over two hundred thousand!">A. You don't offer advice to trash>B. You trained>C. You have something to protect>D. Write in>Roll me 2d100 again please
Rolled 91, 71 = 162 (2d100)>>39924727YES THE CURSE OF LOW ROLLING QM's CONTINUES!>A
>>39924727Eail lil suggestion try to practice writing some more in depth combat whenever you got some free time usually more fun for the reader
Rolled 9, 42 = 51 (2d100)>>39924727Not like I could have hacked the PTO records or anything.
Rolled 19, 66 = 85 (2d100)>>39924727A. No advice for trashC. I have this planet's alcohol to protect!(and our empire aspirations.
>>39924727>>A. You don't offer advice to trash
Rolled 81, 3 = 84 (2d100)>>39924727>A. You don't offer advice to trash
Rolled 12, 44 = 56 (2d100)>>39924727So what? Didn't think an arcosian could get stronger? Deal with it ya whiny bitch and get me my next beer.
>>39924727>You are the Legendary Super Arcosian
Rolled 59, 84 = 143 (2d100)>>39924791I support this
>>39924818No no...Thats to be said to frieza to piss him off.
>>39924781I'll try anon. Fighting has always bee my weakpoint.
>>39924727>D. There's a margin of error.
>>39924764Pretty sure the Crusher Corps are dead, maybe Turles too.
Rolled 71, 34 = 105 (2d100)>>39924727>C. You have something to protect>D. Write in"Power comes from great need, not great greed, Turles!" Then Finger-Kamehameha him.
>>39924878>"Power comes from great need, not great greed, Turles!" Then Finger-Kamehameha him.Nicesupporting this
>>39924878I'd support this.
>>39924781Regardless of Eail improvinf down the line, which im sure he will, you need to imagine rapid fire punching back and forth that doesn't really mean anything across the landscape between all actions and during dialogue to TRULY get the feel of a DBZ fight.
>>39924925>tfw Arctus gets so fast he throws two punches from the same fist simultaneously and people think he is using magicPure speeeeeed.
I'm kind of hoping we mention to Turles as he lays defeated and dying we ask if he meant the 530k when he said he would be stronger than Frieza, then laugh if he says yes.
>>39924878That's a good one.
>>39924727"I hacked the records you dumbass. The PTO's computer system is my bitch."
>>39924878>Then Finger-Kamehameha him."Uh, phrasing."
>>39925027Ill support this, and use my rolls of>>39924764He should be hurtin, might not even get to grab a fruit.
>>39925027We fire it right up his ass and out his mouth.
>>39925064>He should be hurtin, might not even get to grab a fruit.>See Turles going for fruit>Arctus speeds over and snatches it up>Arctus: "Well, well, well, what have we here? What does this ugly thing do, I wonder?"
>Remove Turles's head because fuck zenkai. >Use scouted to call Bulma's cell phone.>"I just bought that Saiyan DNA you wanted for Frieza Day."
>>39925117>Squeals of joy are heard on the line, followed by shouting about "boyfriends" and "Not like that" are heard.
"You think I'd let myself be overtaken by trash like you? You're pathetic Turles." You cooly reply, staring him down with Vegeta at your side."Damn it Vegeta was at least supposed to keep you busy long enough for the tree to produce a fruit." Turles growls before charging at you once again with a roar of frustration.When you raise your finger in the pose for a Death Beam, his face shows fear, barely managing to swing himself to the side as your enhanced version of the attack flies towards him.Turles barely manages to throw himself partly out of the way, you still clip him on the side of his arm, which is now smoking and burnt to a point where it looks like any movement from it would result in a great pain.If he's going to beat you at this point, Turles would need quite the hidden technique to pull out of his pocket.Or Nappa could have just done the only technique that may have sealed your fate.Nappa had been having trouble with a member of the Crusher Corp, and evidently decided that he'd had enough. Creating a Power Ball and launching it into the air so that he could transform into a Great Ape.Along with VegetaAnd GohanAnd Turles>A. PANIC>B. The tail, now!>C. Kill Turles!>D. Attack the Power Ball!
>>39925170>D. Attack the Power Ball!Moon Shattering Spear!
>>39925170>C, FIRST>D IF WE CANOH GODPANIC MUSIC IS NEEDED
>>39925170>>B. The tail, now!If we cant get it fast enough>D. Attack the Power Ball!Fuck it, all out, Supernova in front of the ball to block sight of it, then physically slam it into Turles without letting it soar down into the planet.
>>39925170>>B. The tail, now!
>>39925170D, with a Super Nova. "God dammit Nappa."
>>39925170>D. None of that shit.
>>39925170>D. Attack the Power Ball!"COLDDAMNIT, NAPPA!"
Oh shit, guys, have someone solar flare Turles then gouge his eyes out.Ha HAH!
Rolled 6 (1d100)THE RIDE NEVER ENDS>A. PANIC>B. The tail, now!God damn this is really the Abridged nappa
>>39925170>C. Kill Turles!Saiyan DNA for Bulma for the S.P.O.O.G.E is critical. Kill that fucker.
>>39925170Actually we need to go for the tail, rip it out.If we cant get it fire all the heavy ordinance into turles.Nappa and getes are still alot weaker than us, But turles will be CRAZY strong.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>39925170D. HA-VA-NA COOOLER that fucking ball and end turles. they need to know what kind of absurd power they're fucking with now.
>>39925265If able to transform, Turles will have a power level of around Three Million
>>39925170>B. The tail, now! Nappa I will rip your eyes out and skull fuck you later!! Krillin that is the expression right?
>>39925285SO DAMMIT MAN THE BALL NEEDS TO DISPERSE, AND THEN TURLES, WE NEED TO RUSH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.
>>39925170>C. Kill Turles!Snap his neck!>D. Attack the Power Ball!
Don't worry guys, we trained for this! Become speed!
>>39925277LET THEM KNOW WHO THEY ARE FUCKING WITH. MAKE THEM FEEL YOUR POWER IN THEIR SOULS LIKE A FUCKING HANGOVER.Also a nice drink
>>39925170>C. Kill Turles!SHIT!We can still take Vegeta in his great rape ape form but Turles NEEDS TO DIE NOW
>>39925331You are right!We should be fast enough to do both!
>>39925170>C. Kill TurlesWe apply Occum's Chainsaw.
>>39925170>>C. Kill Turles!Deathbeam him real quickThen>D. Attack the Power Ball!
>>39925170You're fairly certain at this point that the fear you feel will go down in the record books for the most "Oh shit" moment in history.You don't even know if this is going to work considering the power ball is comprised of energy, but it's the only hope you have of being able to stop Turles from transforming.Swinging yourself around, you cup your hands to the side, pouring all of yourself into this attack, because if you don't who will!?"Kamehame.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" You roar, sending the attack straight towards the power ball.>HEAVEN OR HELL>Roll me 1d100+25! Highest of Five!
Rolled 51 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431
Rolled 39 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431
Rolled 30 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431HAVANA COOLER
Rolled 98 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431>HEAVEN OR HELLLET'S ROCK
Rolled 14 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolled 30 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431GOGOGO
Rolled 45 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431
Rolled 60 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431DRAMATICALLY APPROPRIATE DIIIIIICE
Rolled 77 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>39925431
>>39925457THIS ANON, RIGHT HERE.HE DID IT RIGHT.
>>39925457You became both speed and power, Anon!
>>39925497You're enjoying this aren't you ya sadistic fucker?
>>39925457You magnificent bastard.
So, am I the only one who thinks we should get our own version of the Kamehameha that has a different name and colour but is otherwise essentially the exact same thing?Differentiate us a little from the Z-fighters.
>>39925457Jesus christ anon wtf
>>39925541Thanks to our speed and stamina training, we should do something like a "Rapid Fire Kamehameha" or along those lines. With a booze related name, of course.
>>39925577Twenty Shot Blitz?
>>39925541Make it so we can change the color and perhaps charge it akimbo (one beam per hand) to dual shoot it so we can hit two opponents or areas? (We could always mash them into one beam to get a normal kamehameha again.)
It was my pleasure, fellow anons.
>>39925577i've been trying to force havana cooler as our kamehameha rename and give it colors like >>39925337 with orange/rummy beam and green lightning. but eh.i think i might be the only one that likes it.
>>39925614You deserve a toast.Cheers anon!A Job well, well done!
>>39925541I vote Diamond Tequila, since those scientists found a way to synthesize small shitty diamonds using tequila.
>>39925170You pour everything into this attack, the entirety of the world, no... possibly the universe depends on you at this very moment!If allowed to continue on his way, draining the energy of planets with that tree, and putting it into himself, there's no telling how strong he might get.You won't allow him to take Earth, or any other planet!With a roar of anger you push more into the Kamehameha, completely obliterating the power ball, stopping the saiyans in mid transformation and bringing them all down to their normal forms again.Turles is left panting, Vegeta looks rather tired, Nappa and Gohan seem to be on the verge of passing out.He's completely open.>A. Finish it>B. Tell Turles to surrender>C. Finish off the rest of the Crusher Corp>D. Write in.
>>39925680and for some reason Stone Cold is now judging you.That happened
>>39925597That...is a good name if we can rapid fire twenty small Kamehameha off in a row. Or it could a scaling move. Like, three shot blitz, five shot blitz, ten shot blitz, etc.
>A. Finish it
>>39925680>A. Finish it
>>39925680>A. Finish it.Tell him he's about to revolutionize the health care system.Then check out the fruit he mentioned.
>>39925680>>A. Finish itDeathbeam Turles. I know you want to diplomance tg but he isn't worth the trouble.
>>39925680>B. Tell Turles to surrender>D. "One chance. YOU serve me now."And if he refuses,>A. Finish it
>>39925680>A Finish Turles off now, by speeding up to him and putting a finger to his chest, and a kame-DEATHBEAM through his heart.
>C Finish off the rest of the Crusher CorpThen>B Tells Turles to surrenderWe need him for the Saiyan DNA for the the SPLOOGE
>>39925680A, and destroy the tree too.
>>39925680>A. Finish itNext we turn towards the CC and just grin. Real big.They'll stop quick then.
>>39925680A. Casually break turles' neck. with a perfectly executed stunner and vaporize the tree as if it was nothing.
>>39925705That reminds me of Toriko's Infinite Nail Gun Punch
>>39925711It's still real to me dammit.
>>39925641That sounds cool, but what colour?Pure white?>>39925680>A. Finish it>D. Destroy the tree
>>39925680>A. Finish itGrab him, hurl him into the air, and Supernova him off into the distance.
Oh! Perhaps the Kame-deathbeam could be called Devil's Cut?
>>39925754Oh god yes, except explode him with it. We need a drink name for this move. Something like Beer Bash.
>>39925803How about Piercing Headache?
>>39925812Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions moments aren't actually cool, yo.
>>39925882More like we hit the Stunner and put an energy blast in the back of their head.
>>39925868I think the theme is more Drink names than the effects of drink. Though, now that I think about, our finishers could be named after the worst things that someone with a hangover could wake up to...
You guys just want to eat the fruit before we blow up the tree? Might as well get a free power up if its there you know?
>>39925917What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know what you are referring to by saying "stunner". There are a few assumptions but I'm on 4chan so I don't dare make them.
>>39925680You aren't going to give Turles a second to recover his strength and come at you again.Rushing him down, you unleash a flurry of blows upon the weakened Saiyan, feeling his bones start to crack as you sink your fist into his chest.That was three ribs.For a moment, you allow yourself to imagine that this was Frieza, that only fuels your rage and hatred further for this piece of trash.With a kick to Turles gut that has him bent over and coughing up blood, you wrap your arm around the Saiyan's neck and let the two of you start to fall down to the ground.Your impact is shielded by your Ki, Turles isn't so lucky as his neck is instantly snapped upon the impact."By Kami as my witness he's broken in half! Arctus killed him!" You hear Krillin yell from up aboveWell, it seems that Bulma will have her saiyan DNA after all.>A. Finish off the Crusher Corp.>B. Demand their surrender>C. Blow up the tree of might>D. Write in.
>>39925145>"Is that the nice boy from space, sweetie?">"Yes, mom.">"Are you two going out tonight?">"We're /friends/ mom."
>>39925937I'm with the idea of getting power from the Christmas destroying fruit.
>>39925926>"Alcohol Poisoning!"Our greatest attack!
>B. Demand their surrender>D. Write in. Eat the fruit
>>39925964>>B. Demand their surrender>D. Write in.Let the fruit finish cooking, eat it, then blow up the tree.
>>39925937The fruit's a flat 70k boost, right?Does the tree only produce the one fruit per planet?
>>39925962Stone Cold Stunner.
>>39925964>C. Blow up the tree of might>B. Demand their surrender"The lot of you just got inducted into my Beer Hounds corp. Understood?"
>>39925964STONE COLD STUNNAHD. Eat the fruit, nomatter how premature, it's too dangerous to wait. blow up the tree. End the crusher corp that doesn't immediately surrender when asked.
>>39925964>D. Eat the fruit>B. Demand their surrender.
>>39925964>A. Take out the trash.>D. Turles mentioned the fruit and implied it was the whole reason he was here. We know about it, go grab it.>C. Burn the fucker down.
>>39925964>B. Demand their surrender>C. Blow up the tree of mightHuh, Today was promising to be a good day too. Why do pirates ruin everything?>>39926018Richer the life on the planet the more fruit you get.
>>39926018I think it can produce more than one depending on the planet, but I dont think Arctus wants to fuck Earth like that.
>>39925984How far along does it need to be to grow a fruit?>>39925964Oh and,>B gotta get minions for our space empire somewhere y'know
>>39925964>>39925964>B. Demand their surrender.>D. Eat a Fruit from the Tree.>C. Blow up the Tree of Might.Get some new minions and then murder this thing. Can't risk it falling into another's hands.
>>39926032You're talking about Steve Austin? Fucking wrestling, all I remember about him was shitty bible references and beer cans.Stunner my ass, what a shitty nickname.
>>39925964>>39925964>AThey could still grab a fruit and get like an 80k power boost or something, need to GANK them first.
>>39926018looks like depends on the energy absorbed.
>>39925964>A. Finish off the Crusher Corp.>C. Blow up the tree of might
>>39926018According to additional info from movie, Turles went from 19k to 300k after he ate the first fruit. This thing's got some kinda massive boost. At the same time, it's only freshly planted, so who knows what sort of boost it'd give us?
>>39925964>A. Finish off the Crusher Corp.
>>39925964>>B. Demand their surrender>C. Blow up the tree of might
>>39925964With Turles out of the way, all that's left to deal with is the Tree itself, along with the Crusher Corp. As you float back above the treetops, leaving the corpse of the saiyan where it fell, you see that everyone is staring in shock at you, and the fact that you just actually killed Turles."You have five seconds to surrender before I give you the same treatment as your captain."The Corp stare at you for a moment "Get the fruit he can't take on all of us!" One of them yells, and all of them make a mad dash to reach the Tree before you can do anything.The idiots barely even feel it as you speed up behind them all and casually finish off the remnants of the Crush Corp, putting an end to the legacy of Pirate King Turles in it's entirety.Now... the Tree itself>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking about>B. Destroy it>C. Write in
>>39926214A. then B.
>>39926214A, grab one then B. Bulma might be interested in it, or we can use it to make a drink.
>>39926214>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking about>B. Destroy itIn that order.
>>39926214>B. Destroy it
>>39926214>>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking aboutEat it as isThen>B. Destroy it
>>39926214>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking about>B. Destroy itGrab a fruit and nom, then destroy it. Just like we've been saying.
>>39926214>AWrite in: Keep a watch on the others such as Vegeta and Nappa
>>39926214>A, then B.
>>39926214>>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking about>>B. Destroy it"What the hell does this fruit do? Well, it seems like it eats the planet, so I think I'll do some gardening."
>>39926214We see how fast it's killing the planet, and if we have time go for the fruit, otherwise we try out being a lumberjack.
>>39926214>>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking aboutthen>B. Destroy it
>>39926214>A. Try to find this fruit they were talking aboutNeed to get it before Vegeta does, this is clearly for the better of the planet and not us wanting the power for ourselves.
>>39926278I mean the energy is already gone from the planet. Might as well not waste it.
>>39926296It has been stated that the earth is VERY resilient, and that any damage done by the tree can be easily repaired with a short amount of time.Why not take two or three, not all for us of course, we should offer a job to vegeta and nappa, and if one of the z fighters died, then NAMEK happens.
>>39926278We eat fruit, hand the scouter to the princess and ask her to clock us. She sees the number, craps her panties, and the whole situation is resolved.
>>39926296FEED IT TO KAMI!Dragonballs get beefed up, Kami gets Swole, all is good!
>>39926344(i wish it worked that way, shenron would get no power buff and kami would not want it anyway.)
>>39926340Cause Arctus doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd drain the planet for more fruit. He'd take the one thats already there, but not grow more.
can we feed the fruit to krillin?cmon itll be great
>>39926340I'd rather we only take the fruits that are already formed, let's not push our luck too much.
>>39926214The fruit of this tree is probably what all of this was about, thus, it bears investigation and research at a later point.Looking behind you, the immediate area is completely devoid of life aside from your allies, and it seems to be spreading.You'll have to be quick if you don't want this thing destroying the entire planet.Finding two pieces of fruit, you capsule them for later use, before flying high above the Tree.Time for a move that everyone in your family loves.The same attack that Frieza uses to destroy planets,you're going to use on a lesser scale to take out this abomination of a tree.The heat rolling off of this attack is incredibly uncomfortable, and as you release it to strike the tree, you're glad to have it gone.With no actual resistance to be given, the tree is quickly swallowed up by your attack, leaving only a crater behind where it once was.What now though...>A. Check to see if everyone is all right>B. Speak to someone privately>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?>D. Write in
>>39926363Dragon is as strong as its creator, yes?And I said feed it to him, not let him eat it. Put that shit in his water ingestion hole.
>>39926388>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?
>>39926388>>A. Check to see if everyone is all right>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?
>>39926388>>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?GOKU! MUH NIGGUH! >A. Check to see if everyone is all right
>>39926388>>A. Check to see if everyone is all right>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?"Not again..."Its probably Goku
>>39926388>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?Goku?
>>39926388>>39926214>D. Write inOffer Vegeta and Nappa a job.A frieza killing related job.Also >A
>>39926388A, C. Make sure Femgeta and Nappa aren't killing people.
Find the crusher corps ship(s) and quickly program them to land at bulma's place.
>>39926388>A. Check to see if everyone is all right>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?OH COME ON!
>>39926388>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?Oh no, it must be another movie villian!...Or Goku...probably Goku.
>>39926388>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?>D. Keep an eye on Nappa and Vegeta.
>>39926388>C. Better check that.>Turn to whoever is coming up behind you and say, "WHAT? I was hoping to destress for a bit and HERE YOU COME TRYING TO CRAWL UP MY ASS."
Op will worlds strongest have relevance ever
>>39926447How about no.We aren't Freiza.
>>39926388>A. Check to see if everyone is all right>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?And seconding >>39926415
>>39926452Why do you think its not a possessed goku charging us right now?
>>39926388>C. Is that another power approaching from behind?That better be either Goku or Bulma with a twelve-pack
>>39926507Or Goku holding Bulma, who is in turn holding booze.
>>39926507>Bulma with a twelve-packMmmmnnn my fetish.
>>39926388Sensing an approaching power from behind you, you notice that this one is no where near on the level of Turles.Deciding to just see how this one plays out, you simply wait, letting the power come to you.To say you're surprised at the sight of a Turles doppelganger is an understatement."Hey guys, sorry I'm late!" The cheerful looking man says, before looking over the battlefield."Oh uh... guess you already took care of it eh? Darn, I felt a really strong guy here earlier and I wanted to fight him!""Dad, it really is you!" Gohan shouts with joy and practically rams into his father's arms, who picks the child up and rests him on his shoulders after they share a few words."So, I suppose you're Arctus right? I'm Goku, nice to meet ya!">SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #6 ENDTwitter is @Eail4Ask me stuff at ask.fm/qmeailOnce again, I'll be around for questions and stuff like normal if you're interested.
>>39926483We've just eliminated two extinction events and cowed two more into stepping the fuck back. We've had one hell of a day, we were just starting to think of having the first beer of the day and here comes this asshole.
>>39926542You forgot something REALLY IMPORTANT.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2X4asYYWQw
>>39926563Saved for future useage.
>>39926542How much hacking, electronic fraud and forgery is Arctus going to be doing in the next hour?
>>39926583The next half hour of Arctus' life is going to be extremely important epending on how you handle things
>>39926583All of it. gotta make sure that we have the complete alibi for Cooler. Earth will be sub-designated Arctus Prime.
>>39926580Awesome.Good to know i can be of assistance.So are Vegeta and Nappa still hanging around?
>>39926542>>39926580>>39926600Why can I see Arctus making a wine from the Tree of might's fruit?
>>39926600I swear to god, if we end up on Namek...
>>39926600>"Fuck you Fridge family! I'm living here, the booze is great, Here's my retirement message. Also, if you could send Jenkins over, that'd be great."
>>39926618Did we get rid of Nappa's scouter, or make sure that its not still recording?
>>39926647You'll find out next thread anon
>>39926673So what was the point of making Vegetation a girl?
>>39926681Why not? you some sorta heterosexual or something?
>>39926647It exploded when Turles showed up. We have the only functioning scouter on Earth, unless Bulma hasn't turned hers on in a while.
>>39926673Next thread when?Also is this abridged goku?One more thing. Keep up the mind fucking. Its perfect.
>>39926542A shame it's over, but a great thread QM. Gotta say that I loved the twist, made things all the more exciting.
>>39926703No, Geets' scouter exploded, Nappa used the distraction to attack.Go back and read, people.
>>39926681Was there a point to it?Your guess is as good as mine really.>>39926721Turles twist I assume you mean?
>>39926734If his didn't explode, it hasn't been on.
>>39926673us powering the fuck up near him should have made it happen, also. THIS IS WHY I KEPT PUSHING STUFF ABOUT DESTROYING HIS. AAAAAAAaAAAAA
>>39926761They only explode when they try to read PLs that are way too high for it to read.Nappa didn't use his scouter to try to read any PLs.
>>39926710To be honest with you. I've got a bad itch for some crossover stuff if I can manage to work it out properly with a few people.Lord only knows what sort of mindfuckery that could bring about.
>>39926761This is abridged Nappa. He may have left the com link on but not the scouter.
>>39926741Indeed I did.
>>39922924In response to this and all people thinking this could turn into a waifu quest, allow me to once and for all settle the matter, aside from the fact that Eail isn't going that way.WEEEEHAVEEENOOOODIIIIIIICCCK.(Or at least not one that is compatible with other species, so for those panicking CHILL out man.)Now it never has to be discussed again.
Shut... I just realised Dr Gero saw all of this... how strong are the androids and cell going to be.
Damn it I missed the whole thread. Shows what I get for having responsibilities.Still was a blast to read, at least.
>>39926789I figured it was a good way to add some tension into the mixTHEN YOU FUCKERS HAD TO ACE LITERALLY EVERY ROLL Fuck it you boys deserve a reward.WHO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR CURRENT POWER LEVEL AFTER TURLES?
>>39926796technically aren't lapis and lazuli already androids and already have their infinite power drives at this point? just mothballed because gero can't control them?
>>39926792We probably have a dick of some sort., Freiza had a mother.
>>39926820>WHO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR CURRENT POWER LEVEL AFTER TURLES?Both I, and my dick are raising our hands.
>>39926820I DON'T.i really actually don't. i like not knowing.
>>39926781I still like the idea of the Trunks that shows up in each DBZ quest being the same one across all three, becoming even more confused with each stop. If this one is last he just decides "Fuck it, I'll have a few drinks with this guy."
>>39926829He based their strength on goku's fight against vegeta.
>>39926781Great thread Eail!Looking forward to the next one!
>>39926792Uh actually QM confirmed we have genitals some time ago...
>>39926820I do if only to see how badly we can scare the Ginyus.
>>39926820I need to knows.
>>39926876He got our cells, which our nothing compared to what he got from Frieza and Cold later.
>>39926866>>39926876ah. though i think Artctus's kamehameha/general powerlevel broke any possible powerlevel sensitive recording devices.
>>39926904what cells. we didn't even bleed.
>>39926876Gero watching this wouldn't make the Androids stronger. Cell though.
>>39926876Tell is what our power is Eail.Don't you dare over 9000 us.
>>39926904They do have those freak mutant cells, so Gero will probably only give Cell a <1% of our cells.But we will train.And we will skullfuck Frieza.And then Cell shows up ACTING like Frieza, and says something in his voice and suddenly Ultimate Over-Rage.
>Goku is healthy and the Saiyans are dealt with, more or less>we can have a friendly spar with him instead, and if Namek happens there is no need for Gero to track there since he won't know we're going there once we head off back to Cooler
>>39926820>THEN YOU FUCKERS HAD TO ACE LITERALLY EVERY ROLL>Dat 98I finally rolled well on a Quest and it was amazing. Yes, I'm the Turles anon as well for that extra bit of irony.
POWER LEVEL SPOILERS[spoilers]You're approaching 320K. Eating the fruit in it's current state will push you to around 650K. I'm more forgiving than SOMINUS when it comes to science, do try to remember this dear friends~[/spoiler]>>39926920That attack would have severely damaged first form Frieza>>39926904Your cell are more important than your power level
>>39926890As long as we aren't compatible and Eail doesn't want to go that way, waifus are impossible.
>>39926977Wait, the fruit in its current state?CAN GURU UNLOCK THE FRUIT?
>>39926977Oh god, we really are a Super Acrosian.
>>39926977Do it for science.Whatever you do, do not drag on shit like the android saga for too long.Or let shit drag on, know when to hurry it up or spice it up if needed.
ONE MORE THING>YOU'VE INCREASED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SAIYAN VEGETA
>>39926998I... what... I...
>>39926977Welp, the spoiler failed, but holy shit, man!Then we train, we like training, it's fun, then we get drunk and talk science with Bulma, which is also fun.It's a good fucking life.Best fucking end.
>>39926977FUCKED UP THEM SPOILERS SOMETHING GOOD
>>39926977probably ironic that i feel like our transformed upgrade form would look more like final form frieza or something like goldza from Resurrection of F. though with our own color i guess.
>>39926998>Guru unlocks the fruit's full potential
>>39927010Of course we did.This means she will consider our proposal.(to kill frieza)
>>39927010Harem route confirmed?
>>39927023You train till you can no longer stand up.You then drink till you no longer are able to stay on your chair.You pass out till you wake up.Repeat.
>>39927049Nah, you're much Cooler than that.>>39927066Never
>>39927050>fighting Frieza, losing>bust out fruit>Arctus: "Watch this, I'm going to show you a magic trick." Nom>Suddenly 100 million PL
>>39927068Break through those limits anon
>>39927072So does our training in specific areas allow us to have slight advantages over someone with a similar power level in our specced areas, and help compete with someone stronger in that area?
>>39927072Why must you destroy my dreams?
>>39927072>Nah, you're much Cooler than that.God fucking dammit, Eail.You son of a bitch.
>>39927010That's a massive fucking achievement right thereHow did we accomplish that?
>>39927091Is this quest not archived or something?I don't see it on SUPTG
>>39927100You need to start putting in some variety. Speed and Stamina can only get you so far before diminishing returns.SPECIAL REQUESTS TIMESomeone try to think of some good Arctus themesAlso start thinking of new moves/names>>39927125Your skill as a warrior.Vegeta is not your friendYet>>39927139Just a sec and I'll do it
>>39927159Defensive "Energy web"Shoots energy balls from our finger tips and can create a linked web of volatile energy, can be made into a wall or dome, and lasts until we disrupt it.Can be used to keep things in or out, works well with trapping someone for DEATH SPEARS.
>>39927159The Shot Liver!We focus Ki in our tail to strengthen it and impale someone in the abdomen with it!
Thread archived.We may have another one tomorrow, if not, then expect it on ThursdayAre you guys happy with my schedule so far?
>>39927159Ah so our relationship went up from "wants to shank us" to "wants to kill us honorably"?What kind of theme would work for Arctus?
>>39927159>Someone try to think of some good Arctus themesEveryone you can stop looking now, I've found the theme!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo
>>39927256I imagine a general theme has something more along the lines of smooth jazz, maybe some techno in it.Battle theme? It's all about the rock, hype blood pumping shit.As for Vegeta, that sounds about right. I'm sad I didn't get to use this picture yetI AM VERY LOW ON FEMGETA PICTURESTWEET NEW ONES TO ME PLEASE
>>39927250So far so good Eail. Very good for your first quest.
>>39927250I'm quite liking it. Keep it up!
So someone needs to gather all the possible attacks that people have come up with and gather them up somewhere for us to vote on em and shit.
>>39927306>>39927361Thanks guys, I still aim to pleaseI'll keep working on my combat writing issues
>>39927297you know what's funny? in our efforts to science, we're probably killing our universe's cell. We're not leaving any alien tissue or bodies for gero to scavenge.
>>39927421I like this plan. Accidentally removing a major villain sounds fun.
>>39927421He has those weird nanomachines son thing going on, he is gather data and samples as we speak.And he has our cells too, from the amount of saliva we leave on bottles.
>>39927397also Any saibamen seeds left? those look like a perfect Capsule corp product for us. Imagine pet saibamen. upgraded saibamen. A created race of intelligent saiba people who can be productive employees and members of society.
Should we be worried about Cell reprogramming the computer making him while being made?
>>39927519Well now, that's certainly an interesting idea.>>39927512You might have one or two on the ship in a bottle, would have to search.>>39927543Android 18 will kill you first
Guys I had an idea.Arctus goes bar crawling with the Z-fighters who can drink and Bulma, learns ALL the pub songs.
>>39927455shit, forgot that he's got access to raditz body. fuck. we could end up with cyborg bio-Raditz.
>>39927576What's Arctus' record?How many drinks has he had in one sitting?
>>39927614>Arctus' fw he gets shitfaced
>>39927576how evil is dr gero? what level of hate does he have for gokes? Would he accept working for us?Turning an evil scientist into another source of usable tech sounds smart.
Probably when the time skip for the Androids hits, and the Cold family is dead.Actus will go on a galaxy wide hunt to eliminate the PTO.Which will instead be used as a cover for the hunt for the best beer in the Galaxy.Come back with a ship full of capsules, filled with different kegs and other samples.
>>39927586Can Vegeta and Nappa come too>>39927614That data has been expunged from the recordsStop digging>>39927646Are you willing to kill Goku to make that happen?Bulma is superior anyways.
>>39927646Would be pretty meta.Would need QM to bring gero in for some reason so we could talk to him. Maybe bulma could mention him when talking about tech.
>>39927680>Can Vegeta and Nappa come too... if they promise not to kill anyone, we can work with it.If they do, we are tearing their tails off.
what we should do after we get warning about the androids is to build our own better androids, can let some quack job scientist get the better of us.
>>39927680not willing to do that. just was thinking about what it could take. but killing goku isn't an option. what other scienceheads can we bring in or are we gonna run Bulma ragged with all the tech we're harvesting for her?
>>39927724We've got a prototype design for an Iron-man type suit that we need a few more tricks to make work. Stuff like power sources because ki-fueling it is really draining.though capsule corp tech will help with the other issue the exoskeleton had: miniaturized distillery.
>>39927724Fairly certain most people will kill me if I just bring us to the Android saga into Cell.
>>39927771>tfw Arctus installs a secondary "heart" that pumps Ki like the androids' (17, 18) generators doUNLIMITED POWAAAHHHHHHH
>>39927778I wouldn't mind doing the Android saga this time if we had the ability to counter Dr. Gero's massive bullshit science with our own BULLSHIT SCIENCE!Fucking powersuits and mobile armor shit up in this bitch
>>39927800>It's fueled by beer....
>>39927843"Androids? Cyborgs, rather? How quaint. You see I've already one upped you, Gero.""What?! Impossible, HOW!?""Nanomachines, son."
>>39927877Finally, the true drunken master!Drinking increases his P!
>>39927881>>39927898>>39927898WELP.UM.YEP.SHITS GONNA GO DOWN LATER.Maybe we should leave the earthlings some way to contact us and stuff.
>>39927948This reminds me, when we leave Earth to report back to Cooler, and Bulma calls us to tell us something is wrong, how many minutes would it take for Arctus to fly there?
>>39927843>Hey Gero, cool visible braincase, you're just like those gamer nerds with LED backlit cooling in their computers.>Thanks?>Speaking of cooling, what's the R-Value on that transparent dome?>0.05, rejecting heat is vital to proper brain function.>Iiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
>>39927980Think if we upgrade our ship to have an emergency personel engine powering machine, we could overdrive the thrusters to get there in a day, or hours assuming we get crazy bullshit strong. Multiple days or weeks if we are really far away.
WHAT LITTLE FEMGETA I CAN FIND IS MOSTLY PORN OR INCREDIBLY BADWe're on a journey here folks
>>39928038>I CAN FIND IS MOSTLY PORNHint Hint
>>39928038What's the problem here m8?
>>39928038I for one wish you all the best in finding good non smut and don't really want smut.(Unless you want to troll us with some fer lelz, buts thats different rather than this becoming a smut quest.)
>>39928051>>39928068pls dont fugg the vegemite
>>39928155>pls dont fugg the vegemiteTo late~!
>>39928038I have a theme here, and although it isn't blood pumping and its somewhat up and down in intensity if you listen to it. I have always liked this theme, its got a calm collected badass feel to it. (Feel free to use it for Arctus, other things, or just chuck it away if you dont like it.)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQX9dc0HEU
>>39928155they're going to keep trying and tryingjust keep saying no
>>39928155Resist Eail.Cell anon has faith in you.
>>39928155Just messing with you manOR AM I
>>39928199>>39928253>>39928283>>39928315I'd like to point out you haven't slept with Bulma either
>>39928335Agreed, we just spiked her drink with our modified DNA in an experiment to see if her body will become impregnated...........Kidding! (I am kidding right?)
>>39928335Bulma is best drinking partner and fellow scientistI don't regret all the time we spent with her even if we never get to fug
>>39928225I dig it, I'm interested to see what others come up with as well
>>39928335This is good. Let's keep it that way.
>>39928335Nah Bulma's a bro, She ain't for the fucking
Just posting these because I won't have access to a desktop for the next week or so.I've been toying around a bit with the DBXV Freeza Race customization options trying to make a transformed Arctus. Here's one that I posted in an earlier thread. Borrows the headpiece from Cooler, but uses a lot of other different shapes than the rest of the Cold Family. More shiny bits too.
>>39928394Awesome.This is legitimately the most i have ever been involved with trying to help a quest.This thing has potential, ill say again.
>>39928479Here's another one that uses the Elite Suit chestpiece. Looks sleeker around the waist, less shiny bits on the shoulders.
>>39928495If only this thing had the shoulder gems...
>>39928479I like this, free face for talks. not hulking or over armored. looks like a ruler. which we are/will be.>>39928495oh shit. i like this one better. we don't need space-marine sized pauldrons.
>>39928479If we were to have more than 2 forms, i could see this as an in between form between first and final, but ask ourselves do we really need more than three forms? (3 works for us i think, less than frieza more than cooler.)
>>39928495I digress though, good job making something nice out of the limited Xenoverse options.Especially when it comes to the head parts, jesus christ those options are bad
>>39928521I actually like this better>>39928495same statement still applies.
Could we learn kaioken?
>>39928504Behold, the miracles of MS Space Paint.
>>39928580Sexy>>39928574You can if you get a chance to learn it
>>39928574*HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*
>>39928580eh, i feel it extend the nice small pads too much. gems do help, though.
>>39928645Trying to superimpose the gems onto the shoulderpads perfectly is beyond my meager copy/paste skills.
Can we force-feed Dr. Wheelo the strongest alcoholic beverages known to the universe to defeat him?
>>39928740I had considered a tri-attack of Wheelo, Turles, and Vegeta all at onceThen I realized that got pretty mess regarding dragon ball useage.
>>39928766So, earlier you had hinted that Nappa and Vegeta's relationship was very different from canon.I'm supposing that means they're involved.
>>39928766Is GT canon in this? Please tell me it's not.
>>39928879Or they're more like a retainer/caretaker and princess relationship, instead of a lackey/master one.
>>39928879Lord no.The relationship will play out in time, just wait>>39928901I suppose that all depends on you lot.
>>39928952Does Nappa annoy Vegeta?Are our computer skills going to be important in the next 30-60 minutes?
>>39928952can we buy a gun? to shoot bad guys with?
I can't wait for guru to unlock our true potential...we'll be capable of withstanding more alcohol than ever before! AND THEN, NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO STOP OUR DRUNKEN SHENANIGANS! WE'LL SPEAK EVEN MORE GIBBERISH THAN THE LEGENDARY SUPER-SAIYAN HIMSELF!
>>39929067We're gonna break Frieza, like a Space Kit Kat Bar.
Is xenoverse's stuff canon in this? Are there people that correct timelines and such? Will we have to fight for our very existence?
>>39929067>True potential isn't strength, it's godlike alcohol toleranceYes. Yes please.
>>39929038At timesYes they will be>>39929058Get a revolver>>39929067>>39929083I thought you people didn't want to go to Namek>>39929084Put it this way, I promise that you will experience some time shenanigans along the way. Crossovers or no crossovers[spoilers]Who do you guys want to crossover with?[/spoilers]
>>39929108It is spoiler, no "s" in the tags man.With the MCU. I think Arctus and Starlord would be good friends. Same with him and Stark.
>>39929108It is quite possible the people who didn't want to go to Namek are either asleep or left the quest thread after you said it was finished.
>>39929140'm drunk and it's late manOnly still around because I love you people
>>39929108Breaking Frieza was a joke on my part. Playing off the jibberish of Goku the other anon mentioned.
>>39929108Everyone. Human quest and Space monkeys might be real fun crossover stuff.For now lets do some solo stuff, but later down the line we could have alternate universe versions of Kags and Kabu get involved with the quest.(BUT WHAT WOULD BE BETTER IS SOME ABRIDGED KAGS AND KABU.)
Let's not go to namek, I want to see how pissed off freezie-pops gets when he ends up with completely nonfunctional dragonballs and no way to get them to work again.Besides, unless piccolo or kami randomly dies in the next hour, we'd have no real reason to go to namek.
>>39929172Arctus will be doing a lot of space travellingWormholes are a bitch aint they?
>>39929172>ABRIDGED KAGS>betterI don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>39929172Abridged Kaguya would either try to fuck or kill you.Those are the two options I seeWhat is Abridged Arctus?
>>39929150You're a cool guy, you crazy drunk bastard.>catchpa asks for burritosandwiches are not burritos catchpa
>>39929186Im tired. I don't care.I just wanna see lunatic crazy kags later down the line.
You read DBZ multiverse, Eail?
>>3992920618 thinks space lizards are coolSci fi nerd>>39929222I do, it's where most of my Femgeta pics have come from
>>39929202Space British and well kept. Detests booze outwardly but is known to sneak some.
>>39929202>What is Abridged Arctus?RDJ's take on Tony Stark?
>>39929236Love itWhere is LK when i need him to do a voice
>>39929202Abridged Kags may also just ask to flail at Arctus for an extended period depending on power gap, then try to fuck him, or threesome with 18.>>39929206Are hot dogs sandwiches though?
>>39929108>Who do you guys want to crossover with?I want Arctus to get super drunk and end up in a crossover of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE
>>39929253>or threesome with 18.While shouting he isn't in love with Gohan.
Just think of how things could have gone if we chose Human. We could have been the most powerful loser in the universe. Even more than yamcha.Also, use ctrl s for instaspoilers, op.
>>39929260That's what happens when you mix drugs and alcohol kids.
>>39929279Isn't alcohol a kind of drug? Like caffeine?
>>39929276You have NO idea how accurate you are.Saiyan would have been fun tooThe Legendary Super Spaghetti>Captcha was pastaIt was meant to be
>>39929291I yearn for what could have been, then. Maybe another time, in another universe...
>>39929306You keep this shit up I'm going to have to make a special for you or something friend.
Arctus prototype theme while I'm under the influence of the alcomahalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGETA9gLLpo
>>39929262I just thought of something scary, Abridged Kaguya with female Vegeta.
>>39929276I think I've heard that somewhere beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNkIxHIuc4
>>39929366Eail what have you done
>>39929349what do you think about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZRh-Z5kOI
>>39929384Many things>>39929404Sounds like a good arrival theme
>>39929349We really are Tony Stark in Space Lizard form.
Our theme for the battle against Frieza.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
>>39929349Welp. even more proof of space lizard stark
What's the worst thing we've ever done while drunk?
>>39929497We have prototype exoskeleton that has a power issue and a lack of minibar issue. Can hack the PTO records and mess with them. Have a lackey/friend who helps fix our fuck ups, and seem to be gaining a female to help run a tech empire.
>>39929446This is for you.
>>39929522The jockstrap incident involving Frieza and Ginyu>>39929536>>39929550Much appreciated friends!
>>39929588Did we have to help dig any holes?
>>39929525>mfw i pointed out all those things beforein all seriousness i love that others are seeing it too.
>>39929601>Dig the holes>Not laughing like a madman from the shadows>>39929602I smell a lawsuit coming any day now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7QbSDhC_7YCan we call up Frieza and tell him to explain this? W-was he strapped for cash, or something...?
>>39929628The space shilling is powerful
>>39929642maan i wonder how this would have gone if we were a cyborg/android or a namekian or a cell-type.
>>39929664>Awaken my child, you shall kill Son-Goku for me.Error: I am a machine, I can not be your child.>Fine, creation.Error: Sentence fragment.
>>39927297Arctus's song? This motherfucking thing right here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5KqEQvgYyk
>>39929664What if we made a Tuffle? NEVERMIND THAT'S GT
>>39929712What if we were a Space Turtle Ninja?
>>39929707I love ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxYsoon
>>39929712No it isn't.Tufflequest soon.
>>39929724PANIC!!!! King's are bad in DBZ.
YAKKON SPECIES. LET'S EAT ALL THE LIGHT AND BECOME FAT.
>>39929739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0 SOON
>>39929748Could you imagine if we had picked something like Demon or Majin, or better yet Space Aussie? Forcing Eail to type suit up with not only an Australian accent, but with the correct dialect too.
>>39929754King of Kings you say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvQEZvLlMtI
>>39929774He'd be ripshit for sure, m8
>>39929754We're going to fight The Authority?
>>39929774I'd be drinking more than I already do with this questMotherfucker>>39929806Whose to sayThat you won't be The King?
If we do a crossover with anything it should be Mother. I want to fight Giygas and pray to the world for the energy to defeat him.
>>39929814So we aren't Space Orton then?Thinking about it the Cold clan works well as The Authority. Cold as Trips, Frieza as Rollins, Cooler is Kane, and Zarbon and Dodoria are J&J.Does Skyline Chili qualify as pasta? According to CAPTCHA it does.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HAD THE BEST IDEA EVERI almost want you guys to make that shapeshifter wish nowTHIS IS WHY I DRINK AT 1 AM KIDSSO THESE IDEAS CAN HAPPEN
>>39929849Pretty sure we just laugh at Gigyas. By that point we will have faced much worse. Mr. Popo exists.
>>39929854WellYou are a SnakeKinda
>>39929871YES. TELL ME MORE.
>>39929883I want to see what happens when a Super Arcosian becomes a Super Saiyan among MANY other things
>>39929881I now want a ki charged head punt as a move.
>>39929903SPEARhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpRe1XDSEpwEdge's theme is oddly fitting to Arctus, considering his family really doesn't know him.
>>39929872Iffy. The twisted and malformed manifestation of quite possibly the universe's most gifted Psychic is probably very difficult to face head-on, like many dbz folk like to do. Hell, generally any psychic powers are hard to deal with.
You want a theme? Here's our theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>39929918Pretty sure we have Abridged Popo.
>>39929775Fuck me, that video had shit-tacular audio quality. this one is much better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyU647m5mgo
>>39929901YES. THIS IS A THING THAT I WANTED. Basically, we need to watch John Carpenter's the thing before we make the wish. and be like. "I wish to be an immortal thing like that only with complete control of myself instead of something that can't control itself." Then we liquidate turles body and take saiyan into ourselves. become saiyan. or something similar.
>>39929938ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
>>39929959Was King Kai freaking out about Turles? What about when Nappa made the energy ball?
>>39929973There has been many underwear changes lately
>>39929951The main fear I have with the ability to change our shape, is that it gives us the ability to give ourselves parts...parts that would allow us to breed with science women.A small part of me wants to have that power because of that, and I'm ashamed of it.
>>39929996Part of being a good scientist is testing all possible theories?
>>39929996Speaking of science women. dayum Miss Nain.
>>39930018We also need to have a control group. A very important part of science that many fa/tg/uys forget.
>>39930029Yamcha could work as the control...I mean at this point they probably have done it.
Also, I might be a little late to the party with this one, but http://teamfourstar.com/video/dragonball-z-abridged-episode-47-family-reunion/MOTHERFUCKING NEXT DBZA EPISODE IS OUT. WOOT WOO!
Why go for bulma when we could go for her mom, and deepen the humiliation?Or maybe somebody that everyone's forgotten about. Like Launch.
>>39930059Nigga you imply she aint already riding that triclops dick like a motherfucker
Damn it, I missed this thread again. I normally avoid quest threads like the plague but you're a fun QM, Eail. Try to not drag this quest for too long, though.
>>39930059Because Bulma has low standards. She did date Yamcha.
>>39930070Yamcha was a cool guy when she started dating him, it's not her fault he become a Yamcha.
>>39930087But the signs were there that he would become a Yamcha. Like his name for instance.
We really, really should have been space australian. Or at least earth australian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v6kULccozk
>>39926542Hey, we should volunteer to fight him!
You mind if I plop Arctus in here as a pre-made or in some examples at some point down the line?
>>39929871Wishing is unscientific. Let's just do things with our own power.