LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWE MET VEGETA AND NAPPA'GETA IS A GIRLBIG POWER APPEARED OUT OF NOWHEREWE SHIT STOMPED TURLES BECAUSE YOU FUCKS ACED EVERY ROLLOH HEY GOKU IS BACKI'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW THANKS GUYS>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
>>39941388Sensing an approaching power from behind you, you notice that this one is no where near on the level of Turles.Deciding to just see how this one plays out, you simply wait, letting the power come to you.To say you're surprised at the sight of a Turles doppelganger is an understatement."Hey guys, sorry I'm late!" The cheerful looking man says, before looking over the battlefield."Oh uh... guess you already took care of it eh? Darn, I felt a really strong guy here earlier and I wanted to fight him!""Dad, it really is you!" Gohan shouts with joy and practically rams into his father's arms, who picks the child up and rests him on his shoulders after they share a few words."So, I suppose you're Arctus right? I'm Goku, nice to meet ya!">A. A pleasure>B. This isn't the best place to have this conversation>C. You expected him to be taller>D. Write in>I cannot express how much I hate all of you right now. I've been awake for over a day trying to figure shit out. Love you guys
>>39941408>>A. A pleasurebut>B. This isn't the best place to have this conversation>D. Jam the scouter feedback signal that Cooler and Freiza use.You could have run tomorrow Eail we'd understand.
>>39941408C, B, grab Nappa's scouter and smash it if he has it.
>>39941408I'll second this:>>39941436Typing on a phone sucks.
>>39941408you forgot to name this a quest retard
>>39941408>D OtherWalk right up to Nappa and inform him that he's being executed for treasonous statements towards lord Freeza. Then blow up his scouter and DON'T Kill him.Then Start Hacking PTO Computer systems to find out if anyone was actually monitoring what just happened, or if its just computer records we can get rid of.
>>39941436The problems will still be there even if I run next week.Depending on what you all choose to do in this, and the next thread, could decide how EVERYTHING goes from here on out>>39941477I'm aware
>>39941408>>A. A pleasure>>B. This isn't the best place to have this conversationLet it be known, Eail, you are, and will always be, pic related.That being said, that drunken rant you had last night was, interesting to come across after getting back from work.
>>39941499I'm drunk now and running off four cups of coffee and some soda.We're gonna have fun or I'm going to go crazy
>>39941487This sounds amusing.
>>39941520Why not both?
>>39941520Then I will drink with you, mighty QM!Though I ran out of hard stuff a while ago, so I probably wont be getting drunk any time soon.Ah the shame of near minimum wage.
>>39941408>>C. You expected him to be taller
>>39941488Would have given you the chance to plan things out a little more.
>>39941408"A pleasure, now if you'll excuse me for a moment, there's a problem I need to deal with." You say in a voice that could be described as nothing but cold and calculatingWalking over to Nappa, you stare at the large Saiyan who was just putting the scouter back onto his face, evidently it had fallen off during that stint of combat."In the name of Lord Frieza I order your execution on the grounds of heretical and treasonous statements towards the Cold Family, goodbye Nappa.""Wait wha!" Is all Nappa manages to say before you simply death beam the scouter off of his ear.Turning to the rest of the group you continue on as if that hadn't just happened."This really isn't the best spot to be having introductions. If my esitmates are correct I have around thirty minutes to hack into Frieza's private communication lines and erase any sort of evidence that Turles was here."Even Goku can see the serious nature that you have right now, only giving a brief nod as he keeps Gohan on his shoulders.>A. Head to the ship immediately>B. Take Nappa and Vegeta>C. Take just Vegeta, she can help>D. Bring Everyone>E. Write in
>>39941654>>A. Head to the ship immediately"Oh and saiyans, behave yourselves, I'm saving your lives by extension, the least you can do is be polite and not break anything."
>>39941654>>B. Take Nappa and VegetaI need to know exactly what both of you did. Unless you want Freiza here after both your ass. Also immortality is rigged. You can get cut up , blasted , wounded and put into horrible pain, you just wouldn't die. You'd just give Freiza playtoys to torture for eternity, or until he dies of old age.
>>39941654>Bring Nappa and VegetaVAGEETA, LOOK A SPACE CANADIAN, OW'S IT GOIN EY?
>>39941654>B. Take Nappa and VegetaVegeta will keep Nappa in line. Let us hope that she sees the wisdom in continuing to cooperate with us.Why are we erasing records of Turles being here again? So none of the PTO will come here to seek Fruits of Mights?
>>39941654>>C. Take just Vegeta, she can help"Try to keep up
>>39941792Turles revealed your increase in power, and mentioned quite a few dangerous things.
>>39941654>>A. Head to the ship immediately>>B. Take Nappa and Vegeta"As for your wish for immortality, you do realize it'll do just that: make you have to the ability to not die. It won't make you stronger. Whats to stop someone like me who has a higher powerlevel than you from flinging you into space and leaving you there. Seems like a fate worse than death if you ask me."
>>39941654>>B. Take Nappa and Vegeta
>>39941824>>39941720>>39941654Yeah its best we get at least Vegeta to realize that.
>>39941654A and B, tell the others we can talk once this is fixed.
>>39941824In fairness they can still fly in space. Also it must be a big deal if everyone wants to stop them so bad.
>>39941802Lo, the prodigal QM arrives!Or some other prophetic shit.
>C Take just Vegeta, she can help.she is the closest to being able to keep up with your speed
>>39941924Pffffffttt oh shit, hold on, oh god my eyes.>implying anything on this planet can match a fraction of our speed.Dude, Arctus was running laps across the planet. And was clearing the distance across a continent in seconds.
>>39941654"Please go to Kami's Lookout and wait for me there. I'll explain everything shortly when this business is finished." You tell the Earthlings, they all seemed to be rather concerned, but aren't going to disagree considering how you just destroyed Turles.As they all rise off into the air, it seems that Gohan is already telling Goku about you, good kid that one.Turning to the saiyans, Vegeta is as passive as ever, while Nappa is still recovering from that little touch with near death."Keep your mouth shut for five seconds and listen to me or I will systematically break every bone in your body while explaining why you're a god damn fool Nappa." You say while staring down the large saiyan, channeling enough Frieza as to where he won't speak up against you."Your little slip about the dragon balls was enough to let Frieza know everything else he needed about WHY he should come to earth. I can fix this. We are leaving now, and are going to my ship, at which point I will be deleting all communications outbound from Earth in the last hour aside from your supposed execution."As you start to rise off of the ground, there's one final thing to be said "Don't make me regret my mercy. Now follow me."Shooting off in the direction of your ship located within the desert wasteland, you and the two saiyans manage to make it there within five minutes.With all of you climbing into the ship, you instantly take a seat at the main computer while Vegeta sits in the communications officer seat.It seems she understands how vital this is just as much as you do.>A. Clear information about Turles>B. Clear Saiyan communication logs>C. Clear the databanks of information on dragonballs>D. Plant information that starts a galactic civil war
>>39941996> Clear the logs of everything but Nappas execution. No sense in trying to start a war yet.
>>39941996>A. Clear information about Turles>B. Clear Saiyan communication logs>C. Clear the databanks of information on dragonballs>E Replace Saiyan Com Logs with information on a Rogue Saiyan that Vegeta came to bitchslap down.We need to give him a motive
>>39941996>>A. Clear information about Turles>>C. Clear the databanks of information on dragonballsWe only need to touch up the Saiyan Comm Logs, make sure nothing interesting was said, but leave plenty of chatter.Nothing at all is suspicious.
>>39941996Give him the D And B Ps you are the most awesome QM on tg right now
>>39941996>>E. ALL OF THE ABOVE
>>39941996>A. Clear information about Turles>C. Clear the databanks of information on dragonballs
>>39942026Running today negro?
>>39941996A & C. We can start the Glacatic Civil war when we're in a better position to pick up the pieces. And when our men aren't on Freeza's capitol and likely to die instantly
>>39941996>>D. Plant information that starts a galactic civil warlets see what happens>A Clear information about Turles
>>39941996A, C, plant info about Raditz dying to give Vegeta a motive for coming here.
>>39941996>B. Clear Saiyan communication logs>C. Clear the databanks of information on dragonballsThese are the most important bits.
>>39941996I will second this: >>39942083We need to be ready to move before we pit the Colds against each other. Also, war may spill over to Earth as the Cold brothers expand in unknown sectors for resources.
>all these D votes>all this disregard for our great fucking bud Jenkins' lifeAnons, what did Jenkins do to earn your scorn?
>>39941996Alright Eail we need to know if we have the ability to plant information at anytime to make a good decision here. This might not be the best time.
>>39942083Fuck you are right am supporting this now
>>39942144He was born.
>>39942167Excuse me, but I said anons, I sure do know who you are for you being an anon. Very suspicious.WHERE WERE YOU ON MAY 8th OF 14 YEARS AGO!?Say you were here, I fucking dare you, MOTHERFUCKER!!
>>39942167That's ice cold nigga
>>39942189I was here masturbating. Just over in that corner there.
>>39942083Yeah, this seems reasonable.
>>39942053This. THIS. HAHAHAHA.
>>39941996What's the difference between B & C?
>>39942224First it's a then it's b and thirdly is c
>>39942224If you do B, all the stuff the Saiyans said within an hour are suddenly poof, save the execution comment.
Your fingertips are flying faster than ever before as you write up entire communication logs that never existed.Vegeta wasn't going AWOL, not at all, she was simply on her way to take care of a rogue saiyan that ended up as nothing more than a stain on the name of the once proud race.The fuck are dragon balls? There aren't any of those things here, fuck you.Vegeta gave her full support for the execution of Nappa after a few rogue and traitorous statements. You've currently taken the Princess of all Saiyans on as a member of your crew to see if her story adds up. Further reports to come later.The databanks are completely scrubbed of any proof that Turles was ever even near Earth or the North Quadrant, as far as the PTO knows, he vanished two years ago and never resurfaced again.You think your nose might have started bleeding at some point, and you're also shotgunning whiskey to deal with your nerves as you crack through the PTO servers once again to implant all of this information.Cooler has his report, Frieza has a nice little update.You're still scared shitless>A. Drink>B. Drink and Talk to Vegeta>C. Drink and explain how stupid immortality is>D. Drink and go to the Lookout.So much for my plans
>>39942242Yes yesss. Let the confusion grow. I mean you merely adopted the 4chan but I grew up in it was molded by it. I never saw a regular forum until I was a man.
>>39942272>B. Drink and Talk to Vegeta>C. Drink and explain how stupid immortality isI mean if you were a masochist and wanted Frieza to torture you all day it'd be ok I guess.>E. Get Nappa a wig.
>>39942272>>B. Drink and Talk to Vegeta>>C. Drink and explain how stupid immortality is
>>39942272>So much for my plansOut of curiousity, what were your plans?
>>39942272>B. Drink and Talk to Vegeta>C. Drink and explain how stupid immortality is
>>39942272>B. Drink and Talk to Vegeta>C. Drink and explain how stupid immortality isBut eail we love you! In a Yazan Gable way but still Love!
>>39942272D, bring the Saiyans with us.
>>39942272So Eail. Urist and Arctus get into a drinking contest, who wins?
>>39942275My forums are DEEEEAAAAD!!!!>>39942272>A. Drink>A. Drink>Call Bulma>Drink more
Lets become best buddies with kori. And yajirobe
>>39942333Fuckin hell typing on a phone is shit. Korin.
>>39942272DWe should explain the situation to the Z warriors before we depart with Nappa and Vegeta.As we leave Earth I say we kill Nappa and throw his body into the sun. He's dumb enough to get caught by the PTO in the future and fuck up our nicely planned cover-up, so I say we settle the matter immediately.
>>39942392Or we can leave him stranded here if Goku is stronger.
>B Drink and talk to Vegeta
>>39942392I don't want to samefag but I would like to reiterate that killing Nappa is a good move.I will also remind everyone that a living Saiyan is a huge threat to us. Considering that Vegeta has already tried to betray the family, I think we should consider her to be on our shitlist. One false move and we fry her ass.
>>39942272You laugh.It's not the normal laugh you generally have when something's funny. This one has a hint of insanity to it from the fact that you just managed to pull off what you did.Relaxing back in your chair, and seeing that Vegeta and Nappa are both staring at you, you take a long drag of the whiskey in your hands before speaking."Immortality is fucking stupid, I hope you realize that by now.""Immortality mean you're the strongest in the universe, not even Frieza can stand up to an immortal." Vegeta gives as a reply."No, immortality means you just can't die. You can get cut up , blasted , wounded and put into horrible pain, you just wouldn't die. You'd just give Freiza playtoys to torture for eternity, or until he dies of old age."It seems they're starting to realize how bad this whole idea was."Bu...But Saiyans get stronger every time we get closer to death, eventually even Frieza wouldn't be able to stand against me!" The Princess says in defilement of your counterpoint."You get stronger when you recover my dear, Freiza knows that as well, you think he'd ever actually offer you a chance to recover? You'd be in ungodly agony for the rest of your days."They've learnt their lesson by now you're fairly certain.>A. Offer them a... job>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in tow>C. Drop off the fruit with Bulma and tell her where to find Turles and maybe his ship>D. Write in
>>39942483You can do a lot of things to vegeta's ass
>>39942488B"We're going to debrief the Earthlings and then get off this sorry rock. Follow me."
>>39942488>>A. Offer them a... job>>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in tow
>>39942488>>A. Offer them a... job>>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in towEat 1 of the fruits. Give Bulma the other when you can.
>>39942488>>A. Offer them a... jobAnd c but keep the frut
>>39942502>implying Arctus isn't more interested in Bulma's assI mean, come on, we've seen Saiyan ass, we've probably killed some, too, but never met a "human" before.
>>39942488In fairness if they were immortal they could just take turns blowing each other up.
>>39942488>>A. Offer them a... job>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in tow
>>39942488>A. Offer them a... job>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in tow>C. Drop off the fruit with Bulma and tell her where to find Turles and maybe his ship >E. Eat a fruit or mix into a drink
>>39942488>A. Offer them a... job>B. Go to the Lookout with the saiyans in tow"I'm taking these with me. Nice meeting you all, hope to catch some more local brews next time I'm around.">C. Drop off the fruit with Bulma and tell her where to find Turles and maybe his ship"And for you. Science the hell out of this. I mean really Science the HELL out of this. I'll keep in touch, very interested in what you find."
>>39942488>A. Offer them a job>B. Take them to the lookout
>>39942488B, I still have some work to do here before we leave.
>>39942523Why wouldn't we just eat both fruits? Do we really want Goku to accidentally eat one and be a threat to us?
>>39942570It's easier then one two tre
>>39942594You're a scientist
>>39942594>Goku>threatChoose one.At the most he would want to spar with us.
>>39942602We can study the affects on an Arcosian and on a Saiyan.
>>39942614We don't know that IC yet.
I don't normally do this but I'm hitting such a wall right now I honest to god don't know what to do.Ten minute smoke break.Do me a favor? Come up with a few ideas as to how you're going to get remotely to Frieza's strength without spamming the training option I'll present to you with Vegeta.
>>39942649Study the fruit, Obtain a few seeds from it farm them on planets without any life, but with lots of life potential. Render fruits down into liquor, drink to obtain high pl.
>>39942649Fuck man this is DBZ, training is like 90% of getting stronger and we cant get mad and transform and shit.
>>39942647True, but our PL is so far above his that he would need an ungodly fuckhuge boost to his to be a threat, and we dont know that the fruit gives that, so we wouldn't eat both just so that Goku cant match Arctus.Meta.>>39942649That Ironman deal? What with a Ki generator in our chest.I want it.
>>39942649Umm Motherfucking SCIENCE! with Bulma?
>>39942649SCIENCELike no shit. Nanomachines, Powered armor, Orbital Bombardment on standby?
>>39942649Drink made from the fruit. Eat the fruit. Start the civil after making sure Earth, with its drinks and Bulma, are safe.
>>39942649SCIENCE!Nanomachines, biotechnological growth, powersuits, etc. Fuck m8 if we're super desperate we could turn ourself into an android!
>>39942672No you can't because I've been told on fifteen separate occasions how much people DONT want this to be shounen despite the fact it's DBZI have like six different ideas on how you can get a transformation that just lets me say FUCK IT to the power creep problem between Ginyu and FriezaThere's nothing left to fight unless you train the Z fighters to your level or I pull a completely OC saga out of my ass
>>39942649I'd say fight out way up the food chain while assembling minions and forces to take out Freeza. Unfortunatly, there isn't anything in canon that's between where we are now and Freeza... Except Garlic Junior.Maybe recruit/beat down some Herans?Vat Grown Saiyans?Transform!
>>39942695>not having Bulma get shitfaced with us by drinking fruitwineI want her to have a PL of 100 million from drinking that shit.
>>39942710Slug.Also, I would be fine with an OC saga.
>>39942710>I pull a completely OC saga out of my assThats fine, I welcome creativity. But yeah SCIENCE is probably your best bet.
>>39942649The funny answer? All week long drinking session. No sleep, no food, just booze, booze and even more booze with some booze to top it off. Serious anwser? Well...how about...a time skip in the time chamber? Or maybe have the dreams start increasing our PL. Or make us keep fighting enemies at or above our PL. Transformations would be a way. Going off on a space missions in space australia might be a thing too. For space cool- For Cooler.
>>39942710>I pull a completely OC saga out of my assI'd be find with this. Maybe have it happen in space.
OC Saga doing missions for Cooler? Sounds good.
>>39942649Ask about how Goku got stronger in the past. Follow in his footsteps.Intergalactic road trip or assignments that lead us to remote locations, chasing obscure bits of Arcosian lore and myth. If the Saiyan legends are true, perhaps there's a bit of truth to our own people's legends too. May or may not involve an ancient Arcosian master who has a control over Ki that makes the androids' absorption shenanigans look like a farmer with a shotgun. Only reason why he doesn't do anything is either because he's not stronger than the Cold Family or because he's an ancient Ki fu master so fuck your intergalactic politics.
>>39942710>>39942649Science. Plans. Plots. Allies. Minions. Empires. we're not gokes. we got tricks. TRICKS.
>>39942749Maybe we can pick up some more minions while we're at it?Herans have pretty good lasting power, given their SSJ analogue, maybe we should get one of them?
>>39942687>>39942718>>39942718Powerarmor, magic liquor and super Bulma?I can dig it. Since Vegeta is a girl Trunks is kill in this quest, isn't he?
>>39942649Let us go on space adventures man. Fuck. Don't trap us here on Earth. Frieza has no reason to give a shit about Earth now that we falsified all those records.I want to conquer some planets for the PTO. Please don't just turn us into another Z fighter.
>>39942710>I pull a completely OC saga out of my assThere's a fairly easy remedy for this: Time Patrol. There's enough Online and Heroes content that honestly would make for a nice distraction and give us shit to fight.
>>39942729Great! Too bad I dont have an OC saga to pull out right now.If you guys would have selected option D for a Civil War like I was hoping you would, we wouldn't have this problem right nowYou would have gone into Space with Vegeta and Nappa and possibly others while playing both sides.Going to your homeworld.Finding out some pretty serious shit and maybe even the secrets needed by a TRUE Arcosian to unlock a transformation.Then come in during the Civil War and get involved as a third faction with possibly a super saiyan on your side.Christ I should have just made a saiyan quest and it would be so easy to deal with power problems
>>39942767Okay, the fuck are Herans? Only thing I've found is from Star Trek.
>>39942781Nothing says we can't STILL do that, just abit quieter.
>>39942710Slug, Garlic. Hell, you could just repurpose Bojack and bump down their power. Or andriods 11 and 12. Rogue Arcosian, Broly had the flue.
>>39942781That was more ranty than I intended, and I apologize for it.Probably shouldn't have run tonight with how long I've been awake trying to figure out all the possible problems and not even come up with a single solution.
>>39942781>>39942814We can still do that, we felt we weren't in the best position to capitalize is all.
>>39942710Go around the galaxy rallying the people who've been all-but exterminated by Frieza into a badass fighting force?
>>39942773Trunks is Arctus and Bulma's kid through a really bad wish when drunk>Bulma: "Yohu'd make a great dad, you know that?">Shenron: "You have summoned me, yadda yadda, make a wi - ">Arctus: "Yeh? Well you'd. You'd be a great mother, you knooow?">Shenron: "Hey, make a wish, I don't have all d - ">Bulma: "YEAH! I wish we had a kid, Arctus! It'd be gre - ">Shenron: "Your wish is granted.">everyone's fw
>>39942781Maybe wait a few days for the next thread, build up ideas and potential paths? This quest is fun, and you should take the time you need to plan things out if you're hitting a wall.
>>39942781Don't say that! This quest is a great amount of fun! You could simply have Cooler make a move on Frieza or something. Or a outside organization moving in on the PTO. We don't have to be the cause of the OC saga, just need to have a reason to do it. And getting revenge at Frieza seems to be a great reason for MC.
>>39942842This, we could play all three sides against each other.
>>39942773Probably not. RIP
I'd be perfectly fine with the Iron Man idea.Because think about it, aside from the Androids, when have artificial enhancements ever done jack shit in the DBZ-verse? It'd be a great chance to both subvert genre conventions.and trod a path that I'm fairly certain has never been traveled in a DBZ quest before. So yeah Iron Man style suit of armor all the way.
>>39942773>Future Trunks shows up>"Oh thank Kami, no Nappa and no Kaguya.">notices us and Femgeta>"Crapbaskets"
>>39942814It's cool. We can still do that stuff you mentioned. Perhaps Cooler and Frieza and even King Cold himself send us on missions that would subtly destabilize the universe. I.E. Cold is tired of his sons' Cold War (har) and wants a successor apparent within the next 50 years. So he starts using us to do that, maybe perhaps even hoping that his weakling nephew will surprise him.Also, you can just throw social link stuff and training as filler while you think about stuff. It's cool.
>>39942869Actually they've sort of helped out quite a bit, but often the dudes never get to really show off what they're capable of before someone even stronger comes along and wrecks them (Tao, Freeza). Hell, some of the first really serious fights in the series were against cyborgs and robots.
>>39942869A little bit of the technology is already in the setting, we just need to build off of it. Like this craphttp://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Arm_cannon
>>39942893>Arctus: "Oh, you say that too."
>>39942893about as fun as it'll be when he shows up in space monkeys>M-my mom dating a women?>A woman who killed my dad?>And Nappa's still alive and SOMEHOW dumber?>Goku had a BROTHER? Why did no one mention that?
>>39942781>Christ I should have just made a saiyan questYou still can
>>39942869Eh, I'd rather build androids to act as our minions/teammates than rely heavily on tech ourselves.Some tech boosts are cool, but I'd rather not ve entirely tech-based, you know?
>>39942894This sounds really fun and actually makes sense and if Arctus gets too powerful cold could always go to wanna be my heir?
>>39942781>Cooler gives us a new set of orders.>Frieza never trains at all.>we train in secret across the galaxy until we can kick Friezas assWhat's the problem again?
>>39942857>>39942955We should get your space gang back together and star kicking ass.
>>39942781We can still do all of that, it's not like time is a problem given Frieza doesn't know about the dragonballs this time.
>>39942894>his weakling nephew will surprise him.You mean when we put our foot through His ass and out his neck?
>>39943029Do we know we alive because of him?
>>39942814we can still start our grand spiritual journey to recover our people's shit. that still sounds like a pretty cool arc.
Kicking your feet up onto the back of a nearby chair, you relax and stare at thet two Saiyans in front of you.They're completely at your mercy really, a simple blast would be enough to kill them both.But your mind drifts back to Bardock... the power he had against Chilled.It would be enough to defeat Frieza.Putting your feet down again, you lean forward."I'm going to offer the two of you a very important job, that will give us what we both want."It appears that the Saiyans are listening to you, good for them, monkeys are smarter than Frieza gives them credit."The three of us, my dear princess, General, are going to kill Frieza."They both appear to be completely shocked that you would even suggest such a thing. You'd always been spoken of as just as simple drunk."He's not invulnerable, no one is. With just a bit of training I've grown this much, combine my potential, with the ferocity of the saiyans, and one day, we'll have his head mounted on a pike.""Interested?"After Vegeta has managed to gulp, she gives a small nod, while Nappa seems whole heartidly into the idea."Very well then, we'll discuss the details at greater length later, for now, we're going to handle a bit of business on Earth."As you lead the saiyans out of your ship, you don't notice the single monitor that flashes to life behind you.You should hide your tracks better, Booze Hound.
>>39942933>I'm a female, that was born in a test tube with genetic material by the woman who killed my dad and my mom?
>>39943051God damnit Laughing Man, Now is not the time.
>>39942967It also gives us a chance to see how Cold and Cooler are like amongst their peers and how Arcosians conduct themselves, rather than viewing them from a simplistic Saiyan or Earthling warrior viewpoint. The Cold Family are evil tyrants to be sure, but that doesn't mean they're cardboard cutouts. This could be a chance to peer into their motivations and dreams, or just to develop them beyond "I AM EVIL FREEZA DUDE RAR OHNO I AM UNDONE BY SUPER SAND HUNAM AHHHH"
>>39943091Cooler is more reasonable then Freeza and a much better boss.He still blows up planets like clock work, and commits genocide with a stamp.Space adventures would be best bet probably.
>>39943051Jenkins betrayed us, calling it now.He's secretly THE master hacker.
>>39943128Jenkins is really an advanced AI and is not really our Rhodes, but is like Jarvis, or worse.
>>39943051>Next time on SAQ, Advent of the space wAIfu.
>>39943140>implying Vegeta would be our waifu
>>39943159Note the capitalization, anon.
>>39943159Theres a reason the AI is capitalized
>>39943169Early Android Saga? Gero hacked our hacking.
Leading the two Saiyan's by Capsule Corp, you drop off the fruit with Bulma, informing her that you want it to be completely analyzed through and through.You give specific instructions that they are to not be damaged however, as you don't know if that will end up removing some of the possible effects that it might have on your power.Nappa reappears with cookies and lemonade in his hands, you and Vegeta aren't entirely certain when it was that he managed to sneak off to do such a thing."God damn it Nappa." Is the dual mutter that comes from both of you.After Nappa manages to scarf down the rest of his snack, the three of you continue onto the Lookout, where the Earthlings plus Goku, who you really haven't met yet, are all still waiting.It appears they're all catching up, and are very interested in Goku's increase in strength, he's stronger than Nappa after all, and going from weaker than Raditz, to that power, must be quite an increase."Yeah, and then with the Kaioke I can..." He trails off as they all notice that you and the saiyans have landed on the Lookout.>Write in
>>39943188I wouldn't mind fighting androids 10-12.
>>39943051Wow, Dick move Eail
>>39943193I Convinced them why Immortality is a bad idea. I'll be taking them with me when I leave. How About a party cause we all avoided dying and saved the rather nice planet from space pirates?
>>39943193"So, here's what happened..."
>>39943193"Well all our problems at the moment have seemed to resolve themselves. These two won't bother you anymore.">Then INTRODUCTIONS
>>39943222Its the filler villian man
>>39943193>"these two work for me now.">"They try anything, rest assured, I'll rip their heads off like the last dickhead Saiyan">Shove Vegeta forward>"Care to introduce yourself?"
>>39943193"I found these in the park, can I keep them? Haha but seriously, we're gonna have to bail soon. They won't bother you folks, Space Scout's honor. So before we blast off, let's get some drinks going!"
>>39943193>God damn it Nappa." Is the dual mutter that comes from both of you.KekToss scouter to Kami and ask him to take it inside away from everyone, and out of ear shot. Explain you're taking Vegeta and Nappa with in an attempt to take down the one responsible for the death of most of our and their race. No need to mention he's our cousin.
>>39943193We've managed to work things out. Don't mind us, please continue with your story. We can be formally introduced when you're done.
>>39943248This. But really ask for that nice whiskey? from before.
>>39943193"After convincing them that their wish was absolutely space bugfuck retarded, I seem to have acquired minions."Smile disarmingly."Now, who wants to go to space?"
>>39943272I like this
>>39943193thisn>>39943272 plus "I have a crew i'd like you to meet. Jenkins is gonna have a fantastic day"
>>39943193It's okay, I made them an offer they can't refuse. They either stay with me or they get smashed into oblivion. Pretty fair deal I think.
>>39943193"So... in short, here's what happened."By completely lying about how short all of this was going to be, you inform the Z-fighters of the true purpose of why you originally came to Earth.They seem to be offended that you lied, but Gohan comes to your defense and points out that you didn't technically lie, you just weren't entirely truthful about why you had shown up to begin with, and that you wouldn't be here now talking to them if it wasn't for the fact that you still considered them allies.Good kid, that Gohan.You end up telling them everything, about Frieza, the genocide of your race, and even that of the saiyans, which disturbs Goku less than you thought it would quite frankly.By the end of it all, you're left looking at the Lookout crew when something small bites you on the neck, huh, you hadn't seen a bug on the Lookout yet.Goku seems absolutely estatic at the idea there's someone even stronger than you going about in space and practically volunteers on the spot to go along.>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family>B. 'Kay>C. See if anyone else wants to go.>D. Write in.
>>39943427>>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family
>>39943427Complain about the bugs
>>39943427A.DO NOT HELP GOKU LEVEL UP.This should be pretty fucking obvious.Turn around and take our PTO henchmen back into space. Leave Earth and kill Nappa.
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a familyAlso check that bite no Terran bug should be able to pierce our skin.
>>39943427>>A. Point out he just got revived and has a familyCome on now
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family"I mean, I'm not one to judge but perhaps at least giving it some thought? Not that I'd mind an extra pair of fists to punch things with."If he persists,>B. 'Kay>C. See if anyone else wants to go.
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a familyThis is a big decision. You don't have to say yes right away. I may have other assignments that could have me away from even the most remote corners of the PTO for months or years at a time. Think carefully.
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family Besides don't need a carrot without a drink to put it in.
>>39943427ZAP THE BUG
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a familyAnd this >>39943452
>>39943427D. >bugs. what bugs can even get through arcosian skin? especially not weak fucking earthbugs what the shit something's going on here.
>>39943427>when something small bites you on the neck, huh, you hadn't seen a bug on the Lookout yet.Puh LEASE. Gero u lil shit.>B. 'Kay>C. See if anyone else wants to go.Can't wait til Arctus discovers massively multiplied gravity training.Goku went from, what, 18+ k to a few hundred thousand because of his training, right?Oh, it will be glorious.
>>39943427Damn Space Mosquitoes. A, and I wasn't exactly looking for volunteers. I like this planet, it has good alcohol (laugh a bit)... and people. I'd rather not see Frieza turn his attention here.
>>39943427>D. Write in."You know I feel like I'm literally the only person who's been left out of the loop about what the dragon balls can do. Care to enlighten me? its very vague.
>>39943427I also vote to zap the bug. It must be some legendary super fly if it can bite an Arcosian.
>>39943482At this point out best IC action is leave our advanced scouted with Bulma and tell her to call us when you're in trouble
>>39943427>A. Point out he just got revived and has a family>B. 'Kay
>>39943549What happens when she sends you a bill for the tank baby
>>39943482Why zap when we can catch it? And find out it is mechanical.
>C Ask if anyone else wants to come alongWe're basically canon vegeta except we never join the Z fighters.
>>39943563Wait what? Just how much drunk SCIENCE did we perform with her? And did we tell her to go get Turles and his ship?
>>39943563Bro, thoughts on that shit I sent?
Why do I feel like there is a lot of meta being thrown at Goku right now?
Searching around for whatever bit you, you can't seem to find the damn bug... you start having flashbacks to Space Australia."Not that I don't appreciate the offer Goku, but you WERE just revived after all. I'm sure your family would like to spend some time with you before another adventure comes along."Laughing, the saiyan rubs at the back of his neck, it seems your logic makes sense, and Gohan is noticeably happy that you manged to pull that off.Vegeta is getting impatiant at your side, it's evident she's ready to get off this rock.Too bad you're the boss."So, the dragon balls. I feel like at this point I'm the only one that doesn't actually know what they do. Can I get a rundown on the specifics of how what they can actually do?"Can't kill frieza or give you the power to do so, what a shame.The thought of wishing for an infinite flask of booze is tempting though.On a more practical note, form shifting, very useful for infiltration.They're deactivated for a year though, so there's not much else to be done with that.>Write In
>>39943728>>Write InSay goodbye and get going.
>>39943728Make them a way to call you. Untraceably. Then stock up on supplies and leave the wonderful planet, After Telling Bulma about the ship of course.
>>39943728> Ge the balls to give yourself shape-shifting.Why have Vegeta or Nappa be our super saiyan when we can shape-shift into a super saiyan!
>>39943728Thanks for the info. I'm going to be leaving tomorrow, today was crazy, and I could use a drink. Anyone want to join me?
>>39943728I don't want to be a dick or nothing, but shapeshifting into a saiyan wouldn't make Arctus a saiyan and give him the ability to become super saiyan. You're the boss, though, so go for it. Or maybe you were just way more drunk than I thought you were.
>>39943728go tell bulma about turles shipalso, turles corpse is an easier way to get saiyan dna than jabbing goku with a needle
>>39943728I will leave you with a method to get in contact with me if you need anything.
>>39943769Wait...missed line on decativated... Change to >>39943760
>>39943728Call bulma. ask if she wants SPACE? The Booze Hounds could use another tech head and she can transmit the designs and discoveries back home for profit. also what happened to our designs on empire-building?(i guess this is sorta the filler zone after namek that geets fucked off to space adventures? hrmn. would frieza be genociding namekians at this point?)
>>39943728Is there any way I can get in touch with you guys while I'm out? I don't think I can just give you a comm device for obvious reasons. Pretty sure Earth might not have compatible comm devices either. Might be a bit of a problem, unless one of you guys is psychic over the universe, right? Heh.
>>39943750>This"Believe it or not, I have a boss and I would prefer not to disappoint him."Take Vegetas scouter and give it to them to call you if there's trouble.
>>39943800Her scouter blew up because of Turles.
>>39943800Geets' scouted blew up trying to read Turles' power level.
>Write inShould tell Bulma about the ship, the fruit and maybe stay a couple of days collecting booze and seeing who wants to go in a trip to namek before taking off. also retrace your steps to make sure no information was leaked
Guys, we can't leave the planet without eating at least one of the fruits.
>>39943828We don't even know about Namek IC.
>>39943854I highly doubt we don't. We knew Piccolo was a Namekian.
>>39943849>>39943728He speaks the truthEAT 1 FRUIT BEFORE LEAVING
Also, Cell is now a super genius.
>>39943427>>D. Write in.Catch and murder that bug for daring to steal our blood!
>>39943892>tfw he actually got the drunk gene and not the smart gene>We will have a drinking contest with him to prove who is the perfect alcoholic
>>39943892I hate Cell
>>39943869But I doubt we know the fact that Namek has dragon balls. And why should we go there if it doesn't have booze?
While learning about the dragon balls, specifically from Kami how he ended up creating them, you picked up that his home planet of Namek might just have a set of dragon balls as well.Filing this information away for some later use, you decide to bid the Earthlings farewell for now, Gohan gives you a hug and recieves a pat on the head in return.The rest of the Earthlings give their goodbyes as well, even Piccolo gives you a brief nod of respect.Informing them that you'll be leaving a line of communication with Bulma, and a promise to visit soon, you're just about prepared to leave the Lookout."Hey Arctus, before you leave... mind having a match with me? Something inside of me is just itching to fight you..." Goku says as he steps forward.Well, you've got a bit of spare time you suppose.>DBZ SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST #7 ENDWell fuck me guys I'm sorry this got so messy.I really want to try a thing with a different set up, would you lot be upset if I gave Saiyan a shot, if we had picked one at the start?This won't be replacing SAQ, I just need a bit of time to really sit down and think, but want to keep doing stuff with you guys.
>>39943979>would you lot be upset if I gave Saiyan a shot,Yes
>>39943979Nope. As long as it didn't affect our drunken Arctus
>>39943979WHY NOT CYBORG/ANDROID QUEST? WE'RE A LOSER AND A FAILURE who succeds BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT?
>>39943979>I really want to try a thing with a different set up, would you lot be upset if I gave Saiyan a shotYep, dont fucking do it. We gave you plenty of ideas. Just take a few days, while not drunk, and look through them and plan something.
>>39943728"... Could... Could they revive an entire race?"
I recall the other thread that Eail said 18 was a tech junkie.So if we make it to Cell, we get into a debate with 18 over tech stuff, with 16 backing us up because obviously super genius space lizard knows more stuff than teenage girl turned cyborg.This goes on for hours before 17 gives up and fucks off to become a park ranger.
>>39943979Sure I'm cool with it
>>39944004>>39944034Then I'll see you in about a week or so when I actually have the desire to do this quest rather than forcing myself into it.
>>39944029>>39943979addendum nah i dun mind as long as Arcosian stark continues his adventures. also are you secretly arctus only as a human? because booze.
>>39943979As long as you had a solid plan that wasn't "rehash the dragon ball saga" then I'm cool with it.
>>39943979>would you lot be upset if I gave Saiyan a shot,To be honest a little bit...this has been one of the most enjoyable quests I have seen in a while.
>>39944059Well yeah, theres a reason most QMs don't run every day.
>>39944072Pay attention, I said it wouldn't be replacing SAQI just wanted to give saiyan a shot because I didnt want to do Arcosian at the start
>>39944059Hey man, just chill and take the time you need.I think mostly anons are worried you'll drop this quest, or ignore it for a really long time, and this character happens to be absolutely fucking based, so most don't want to ditch him.
>>39944093Take your time, Eail. Even the best DMs need prep time for their campaigns even if they do improvise half the stuff they put in there.I wouldn't be averse to the other quest, though it'd be neat if it tied in with SAQ.
>>39944105I said I wasn't going to be dropping this quest I just wanted to do something fun. A little side story of a Saiyan that MIGHT end up actually playing a role in SAQ proper.Real easy space adventure shit, plenty of things to fight, unlike Arctus.I just wanted to not have something so stressful because I keep hearing about how people don't want shounen shit, canon shit, Z-fighter shit, Earth at all, how we're just a basic good guy but were supposed to be evil.Saiyan is so much easier.But if people are THAT averse to me doing it, I'm just gonna take a break for several days
>>39944093My personal thoughts on the matter are pretty simple: Dragon Ball is a fun setting to mess around in due to its expansive scope, high power and get out of death free card offering some safety.However, we've already done the "fight your way through Dragonball's Villains with the Z fighters" twice in the past year, so doing it again while easy for the QM (due to not needing to think up plots) is boring.So if you're going to do a Saiyan quest, do something unique.I actually had a vague set of campaign notes from a Saiyan Warlord Quest I had considered running, but dropped due to too many DBZ quests if you are interested.
>>39944227I feel like people need to remember that this is also my first quest ever.I'm not SOM/DRALO in disguise, and I'm sure as shit not Chuckles either.Just some dude that got way too popular too fast and had all his notes thrown out the window when we picked space lizardHonest to god I don't even see why you people like this quest with how shit my writing is
>>39944215Wouldn't you rather do something unique? Sure it'll take time to plan out but its funner for everyone to get off the beaten path.
>>39943979I'd prefer if you didn't do another big quest simultaneously to this one but I wouldn't mind at all if you did a few one- or two-shot quests with new characters.Hell, maybe even as a way to generate donuts and plot points for this quest.
>>39944215Honestly people are going to bitch about half of the things in a quest anyway, because it's from a well known media.And the anons pretty much only have two modes, total "nice guy" or complete fucking psychopathic retard mode.And I don't see Arctus as a good guy at all. He doesn't believe in senseless killing and is more interested in having fun through drinking and comraderie, does that mean he wont genocide a planet with no thought on the matter? No, not really.Human Quest was supposed to break canon as well, and it only did towards the "end", and yet still people swarmed it like a motherfucker.Because vocal minorities. Some people want to see how Arctus handles canon, others want canon to die, most are just here to have fun.I'm not opposed to you running a saiyan quest, but it will still have some troubles in the player base.I don't want to dissuade or encourage you because it's your decision, and I'm with you until the end.
>>39944267I'm not SOM/DRALO in disguise, and I'm sure as shit not Chuckles either.Both pluses in book.Take a chill pill nigga. QMing is stressful yes, but you can mitigate it by relaxing and taking some time off.
>>39944267>Honest to god I don't even see why you people like this quest with how shit my writing isI have actually run a quest where I asked myself the exact same question, so I totally feel your pain. Though the real reason is that you've got a funny premise, decent technical skills, aren't a dick to your players and can keep a schedule. From what I can tell, those for things are what you need to be a successful QM on 4chan.
>>39944267Everyone started from somewhere, Eail. There's also only one way to get better: observe and ask advice from those more experienced than you, practice characterization and dialogue, study the characters you are writing about and think about their motivations, and don't burn yourself out.People like the character and the premise, which is a good thing.
>>39944267You're doing fine. Just take a couple days off and free your mind.Also the other DBZ quests are pretty much shit, everyone likes your quest because you're doing something different.
>>39944382The others are pretty much DBZ, but with different MCs, which isn't bad but it can be a bit samey. This one is different and has great potential to expand on things not touched on by official media.
>>39944227I am now mildly interested. Share
>>39944227Hit me with it
>>39944448>>39944463Alright. So this would have been a bit of an AU, starting with the fact that Freeza had a PL of 12 million (Cooler was 10/15 and Cold was 17/??) in order to stop things from gettting silly, along with the Ozaru form hitting a platue at around 200k or so.Anyway, you would have been the heir of the second largest of the Saiyan tribes, and your father was the only rival of King Vegeta when the Saiyans united and Ganked the Tuffles. Your dad dies in the final assault (maybe foul play, maybe not), so the King "adopts" you and tries to sabatoge you so you end up weaker than his son. At the start of the quest proper you go on a few missions and quickly learn to hide your PL so King Vegeta doesn't realize how strong you are getting. Of course this means the team assigned to kill you while off planet is too weak to kill you and you comrades, so you manage to get a warning off to your homeplanet. King Vegeta tries to go Ozaru on Freeza with most of the saiyan army and gets himself and his son killed, but not before secretly evacuating a bunch of civilians/weaklings.At which point you end up in charge of the saiyan race and have to forge an empire strong enough to take on the PTO. You gain strength in the space boonies, allying with, absorbing, subjugating and annihilating a variety of minor powers and after defeating the Heran Empire (the act 2 boss) you've finally achieved the legend and are ready to avenge your race. At which point its you VS the PTO, and they've picked up enough new tricks that you'll have a series of tough fights ahead.That was the plan at any rate.
>>39944687Send me something on twitter if you'd be so kind. Or possibly something with ASK.fm with your skype info.This has merit
>>39944425Starting earlier in "canon" might provide something new to play around with. Especially if "canon" has already been broken, pic related.Damn I really need to just go out and get this idea started. It's already a bit later than I'd like though...
>>39944215Doing a side character saiyan doing their own adventures for a few threads could be really cool. I would very much be up for it if you want to do this while taking a break from SAQ. It would give you the chance to drop plothooks for Arctus as well; The Saiyan deals with the lower end things and Arctus has to come along to deal with higher end stuff only mentioned in the Saiyan quest at a later date.Something to think about is that people seem to have been happy with the bits focusing on Arctus doing SCIENCE! just as much as the fights, so although physical conflict is a big part of the verse we're not adverse to exploring other options.
>tfw for once in history, /tg/ is okay with a social campaign when the GM actually wants a combat focused gameI don't know how to interpret this.
>>39944849Its what happens when the eye of terror gets bored and decides to blink Anon.
>>39944849I kinda interpreted it as players wanting a campaign that requires a lot of planning and making up intriguing OC along with social stuff, while the DM is new and thought that people wanted to play tabletop Diablo.But there's no shame in taking a break to plan out stuff.
>>39944900That's accurate enough to where it hurts me.
>>39944912Just take a deep breath, Eail. Every DM needs time to plan and hone their writing skills. You got something good here. Everybody loses if you run yourself ragged or turn SAQ into a chore rather than something fun for you and us.
>>39944912Man, it's fine, the quest has still been pretty fun. Just take your time with things, people have been there before.
>>39944912Then for gods sake you idiot take your break you've been purely winging this the entire time.Take a break, hammer out the potential route and notes and come back fresh with an idea how of it can go and what can happen.And if we manage to derail it AGAIN you do a table flip gif or something.You act like we're going to try and lynch you for setting up things when you clearly want to and need to to make sure this whole thing doesn't burn to the ground. I know this is 4chan but we got some standards man. You ain't doing a SOMINUS on us here.
>>39944912You poor poor QM.I really want you to succeed at this quest though.I hope you don't end up giving up on it.Also if you wanna retcon something like us chosing the D option from earlier you can just say you would prefer it to go that way at the start of next thread, get some anon support (probably) and there you go. Or we can just go ahead and choose to start a civil war as soon as we are done clobbering goku.Your choice, try not to take the pressure so hard, just chillax because anon supports you.
>>39944971Seconding this. This is a vote right?
Relevant, I think, just showed up on ask
>>39945115I didn't have any problem with Femgeta personally. It was funny and different.
>>39945115Hey, just because a few anons wont shut the fuck up about how they dont want Femcharacters, virtually EVERYONE else is on board for that shit.Eail, you need to listen less to the vocal minority, bro. We have your back.
>>39942781>and it would be so easy to deal with power problemsYou ever read the Multiverse comic? There are those SCIENCE guys who fight pretty effectively.
>>39945142Yeah, its amusing. I'm not sure weather it was strictly needed, but its hardly a disaster.
>>39945142Same here. Even threw a few pics at ya' last thread, Eail. Really is pretty low on the scale of things to get upset over.
>>39945115Just repackage the civil war button, or make it more gradual and organic. I suggested that the Cold Brothers start taking more interest in Arctus and use him as a proxy to go expand their territory or such, or King Cold employs him to plant the seeds of war between Cooler and Frieza so one of them will end up on top. Along the way, Arctus can use that as a cover or he gets plot hooks to go to various Arcosian ruins and stuff. Though players didn't want to kickstart the civil war into high gear, it may just need some repackaging.
>>39945115Dude if he's worried about being the next SOMINUS for throwing a curveball he's retarded.He decided to fuck with people and give vegeta boobs ala R63.SOMINUS wrecked his entire quest for a laugh and to break canon so hard it flies into uncharted waters finally. And odds are he'll do it again because he's a bastard.He'd have to try really fucking hard to top the shit SOMINUS did.
>>39945115Meh Femgeta being basically a cooler calmer Vegeta who's still a narcissistic bitch was nice. Make the civil war happen gradually. Freiza is getting antsy, Cooler is making moves ,and King cold is doing fuck all.
>>39945177Actually, you're wrong. There was a straw poll a few threads ago and 60% of players didn't want any genderbending at all. It was pretty funny because the fetish shitposters were samefagging very hard but this majority evaporated as soon as the straw poll opened.
>>39945182Tony Stark isn't stronger than Captain America, Thor, or the Hulk, but he can keep up with them. Power isn't everything.
>>39945234as someone who do]idn't participate in other dbz quests, who's sominus?
>>39945259I put no stock in the strawpolls, personally. Didn't vote in it, either.But honestly, even if people said no, it would appear many got over it and the ones who didn't are bitching.
>>39945234>SOMINUS wrecked his entire quest for a laugh and to break canon so hard it flies into uncharted waters finally. And odds are he'll do it again because he's a bastard.What happened there? I got bored during the extra long cell saga shit. (DBZ Human quest)I think since Arctus has an actual brain, he should use it to see about using science to get some sort of heads up.
>>39945301>>39945310SOMINUS basically let the playerbase unleash Piccolo Sr. He straight up lured them into it and he knows it.There were players trying to avert this but they were called metagaming faggots and the rest pushed in favor of (knowing full fucking well) that they were doing a stupid thing.Piccolo Sr then proceeded after being revived to wish himself immortal and get serious power gains. He also kinda blew up the dragons and shit. Yeah the wish granting ones. And generally fuck up EVERYTHING EVER.It was a real clusterfuck and he enjoyed every second of it.
>>39945369Yeah, I saw Piano show up and that is when I fully bailed. I could see what is happening.The constant waifu shit and how it badly fucked with player choices was bad. The concentration on 18 and Videl at least.
>>39945369I get the feeling that he wrote himself into a corner with Demon King Piccolo redux. He was immortal, and also grew in power to match the MC whenever confronted, even after the MC power up. Instead of Kags going on space adventures like the players wanted, he was now forced to stay on Earth to keep things from getting too fucked. Except that doing a Quest for damage control against a literally unbeatable foe for months is no fun at all.
>>39945439I thought players were pushing to form an X-Com like force on earth and space adventures?
>>39945303Well considering that the strawpoll only lets you vote once per IP, maybe you should. If the QM asks for a vote and the results are clear, they should be taken into account.
>>39945458I honestly have no idea. There was some talk of training a superhuman military force, but that was probably just the people who wanted Kags to become the God Emperor of Mankind. Though personally I was okay that it didn't turn out like that, since it probably would have landed Kags in the same position as the big Emps.
>>39945477>implying it is difficult to falsify IPsYou know, it really isn't.I honestly don't believe anything on the internet, much less 4chan.
>>39945429>The concentration on 18 and VidelPretty sure you mean just Videl. Who people chose to save over a character who was our best friend outside of Gohan (possibly even over Gohan), and had been the MCs friend since the two were in diapers. Then the player base gave as reasons as I panicked, and when talking to the other character decided not to go with the one choice that made sense for both characters, but instead tried destroying the friendship, which SOM followed (sorta), but made it done in a joking manner.The Piccolo Sr. thing happened because, while a few anons wanted to have us research any former kings that had been killed, or even mention it to our friends (which I was annoyed about that not even being a choice during the timeskip that happened after meeting him), but everyone else wanted to visit Satan Castle because Videl.Part of it is on SOM, but part is on the player base too, and the fact some definitely metagamed because they knew who Piano was.
>>39945505Not him but yeah its stupidly easy. Hell your smart phone, laptop and desktop. if you got those three things with net access thats 3 votes on seperate IPs.Though I think it only happens on the stupidly popular quests full of the things that terrify most rational people.
>>39945549>when talking to the other character decided not to go with the one choice that made sense for both characters, but instead tried destroying the friendshipHey man I was the one that wrote that write in and I was just being real with her. The dude gave his life for you how the fuck did you forget that.
>>39945553>>39945505Okay, let's assume that both sides were samefagging the votes. No genderbending won by a landslide anyways.
>>39945549I've been wanting to do a Dragon Ball type quest at some point, keep it rooted a bit more in stats, and starting like 300 years prior, have the major conflict be an AU Piccolo wars, taking longer.Let players actually use the dragon balls, wish for shit and such.
Also, can someone archive this? I'm on a phone and can't do that real well.
>>39945678Same, I think Eail has already drunk himself into a stupor.
>>39945634So now samefagging should be encouraged and accepted? The side that samefags harder should be the victors?My friend, this line of thinking is flawed.You walk a dark path, anon, turn back, and walk into the light once more.
>>39945655>I've been wanting to do a Dragon Ball type quest at some point, keep it rooted a bit more in stats, and starting like 300 years prior, have the major conflict be an AU Piccolo wars, taking longer.That sounds pretty cool. Been planning on an Early DB quest myself, see how that plays out.>Let players actually use the dragon balls, wish for shit and such.WOAH LET'S NOT GET CRAZY HERE.
>>39945634When it gets to final destination tier I just assume everythings samefagging myself. It really turns into a whine fest and just brews bad things as you suddenly have two parties playing that weird game we are john or whatever and it goes full schizto with the MC.Thankfully I haven't seen the warning signs here of this being a serious issue just yet. Then again the triggers for it haven't come up. We'll see.
>>39945702Its funny when you bring the opposite side down to your level to combat you.Skybreaker...
>>39945620And you called her a, and I quote, "short term memory cunt." That seems to be trying to destroy a friendship, and others jumped on it, with some others saying things about removing her from the picture as competition for Videl.Being honest, I voted to save Videl, not for waifu reasons, but IC it made sense, for the reason we could have given Haya.
>>39945716>WOAH LET'S NOT GET CRAZY HERE.Considering there is like a 300 year era of peace afterwards, with no chance really of getting to space. I might as well.It would also be after the war of coarse.Also even if you wait for like 300 years, without the secret of gravity training, the strongest a human would get is like ~300-500, maybe 1000 at the highest.
>>39945734Anon, you enter a dangerous realm, not at all magical.You forgot to Rampage Drive, anon.
>>39945782And as it turned out, it was the wrongest decision because those reasons were reversed. Bleargh.
>>39945782Som knew what he was doing that entire fiasco.And he loved every dirty fucked up second of it. I know some DMs enjoy suffering and shit but he took it to another level. He just wanted to watch it all burn.
>>39945810Man I don't know if I trust most of /tg/ with any sort of wish. It's a scary thought.
>>39945879shapeshifterimpregnate all the waifusall of them
>>39945879>Man I don't know if I trust most of /tg/ with any sort of wish. It's a scary thought.Well the earth dragon balls are kinda limited. Bring someone back in a year, gain a specified power or unlock something, can't boost too much or anything else.Oh immortality, but that is not always a good idea.Wish for immortality always sounds like a good idea.Granted I could see eternal youth as the player would have to wait like 300 years before the main quests starts.Be living on an island like Roshi, hopefully younger.
>>39945907B-But Eail, the only one that matters is Bulma.She'sPerfect.Well, bad at choosing men, but otherwise perfect!
>>39945907Pretty much. I mean good god the ideas that bounced around in Space Monkeys once the dragon balls came up....I still shudder remembering those. Thankfully the majority thought they were pants on heads retarded.
>>39945928Combine the DNA of Arctus Femgeta Bulma and 18 all into one childALL HAIL PRINCE TRUNKS
>>39945928>Well, bad at choosing men, but otherwise perfect!What does that say about Arctus Anon?
>>39945953Go home Eail you're drunk
>>39945819Seriously, I missed the argument with Gohan on Namek because of work, but would have loved a comment telepathically about how we had a reason we didn't want to mention in front of Videl. Videlfags would have gone with it because they would have took it to mean Kaguya had a thing for her. And when SOM didn't give having a thing for Videl as an option they would have freaked out, especially if the C, about us thinking she could handle it better would have won.>>39945844Are you talking about the waifu war that happened, or the destruction during DKP arc? I enjoyed it too. I kind of wish we had gone searching for the Black Stars though. I wanted to meet the Para Para Brothers and defeat them via posing with Gohan.
>>39945958You know, a lot.>>39945953Eail, that is Gero's job!Arctus would obviously be far more hands on in his experiments, he is a great scientist, after all!
>>39945958He's a party happy drunk and thus they are perfect together?
>>39945953The Horror, its awfulTerrible.Truly the darkest and most repulsive idea.It must be done.
>>39945981If he's drunk he should't go home, at least not by himself. He needs to get a blue-haired lady to drive him home.
>>39946004>>39945991>>39945981I love you people
>>39945940>Pretty much. I mean good god the ideas that bounced around in Space Monkeys once the dragon balls came up....I still shudder remembering those. Thankfully the majority thought they were pants on heads retarded.What were the ideas?
>>39946030Back atcha drunk QM.Are you really drunk?(Arctus level drunk?)
>>39945907futa loli dbzzz questdragon dragin cock the dragon
>>39946030Back at cha, bro. I said I'd drink with you, and I shall!But in the srs bsns. How hard does Bulma want the space lizard D? And how hard will 18 want it? It occurs to me that this bsns isn't srs at all.
>>39946030Dear lord Eail this thing STILL isnt archived.At least do that before you pass out.
>>39946046Can any human ever even hope to be Arctus level drunk?
>>39946046More than you think less than you hope>>39946053One day anon, one day>>39946060More than you think less than you hope, but more than you thinkYour tail can be used as a third penis, 18 will find that to be incredibly sci fi attractive>>39946076IM WORKING ON IT>>39946080ONE DAY I WILL BREAK THROUGH MY LIMITS
>>39946095Someone take his keys
>>39946095>18 will find that to be incredibly sci fi attractiveYou're funny.
>>39946095>a third penis,Arctus has a second?
>>39946123Did you notice I said tail as a third penisBecause I noticed that.
>>39946095This new series is more rediculous than Dragonball Z.More so than than the shitstorm of GT.Yes, i think this series will ascend into to the legendary superquest: DragonballKEK
>>39946095It's good to know 18 is a deviant like that, she shall be pleased once the wishes come around.AND BULMA! How can you not be falling all over Arctus and his SPLOOGE!? Damn girl, high standards, but such low standards.
>>39946128>Arctus has a second?I dont recall ever giving you information on your genitals quite frankly.Vegeta is incredibly submissive in bed
>>39946219But you just did.>>39946095>18 will find that to be incredibly sci fi attractiveKinky.
>>39946219I find that amusing. Although I do recall you stating that we'd never ever have a relationship with vegeta.Although "taming" the sayian princess is my fetish.
>>39946219Arctus domming Bulma, Femgeta and 18 at the same time when?I cant wait til someone drunkenly wishes Arctus sempai would notice and bang them.The shenanigans.
>>39946236Sarcasm my dear anonALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE>>39946256I implied implications, nothing more.
>>39946277Eail how drunk are you right now? Not drunk enough?
>>39946335I'm not Arctus yet, not enoughNEVER ENOUGH
>>39946273But then you can only impregnate two at a time!HOW WILL YOU CHOOSE ANONHOWWILLYOUCHOOSE
>>39946423I..>crisis mode engaged.FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!We need to wish for a third penis, guys.
>>39946445>>39946423Actually hold on, we give 18 the tail, you know she wants it, then after we get Femgeta and Bulma off, and make sure they are handled, we give 18 a nice double dicking so she can cheer up.Fool proof plan.
you dont do very many Posts each thread, so progress feels kinda slow with just a tiny few choices every day.
>>39946445Dude. Dude.Come on, >>39945907
>>39946423By transforming into something with a functioning third penis.And why aren't we panicking about Cell now having our cells, and be a science genius, and reprogramming the computer making him to get other geniuses cells?
>>39946497Because, silly anon, he is going to get the drunk genes, and Arctus and him will have a drinking contest to prove who is the perfect drunk, the world will run out of alcohol before they finish, I would imagine.>>39946493shapeshifting a shit.Just being fucking badass Arctus a best
>>39946497Maybe Cell will be a waifu for all you know
>>39946530Voting now for titty cell and titty buu. No shirt, huehue
>>39946530I guess you could say she had the rightChromosomes>No "yeeeaaaahhhh"Er, shit I mean!>opportunity lost
>>39946530Just fucking around in this oneWe aint going full magical realmfor now>>39946552I will call her buuby
>>39946595Just like every other fembuu in Xenoverse.
>>39946595Well if you ever get bored of this shit you got a great career ahead of you in writing erotic fiction Eail.
>>39946611I have Chuckles on speed dial for whenever we need smut.
>>39946628I imagine he has the Arc+Bul+Geets+18 smut already in a pastebin ready for posting?
>>39946628Oh god, Trunks really will be the same one in all three quests, consistently getting stronger than everyone else and completely fucking up canon even more in each quest by just instagbbing everything.
>>39946654Funny thing that.I dont even know what baby trunks would end up looking like.I know he'd probably make Gohan his bitch in power level though.>>39946650Nopeyet
>>39946688>NopeI may or may not be drunk enough to be willing to pay for that.
>>39946688When you say baby trunks, which baby trunks do you mean? And I meant Future Trunks, shows up here already stronger than Buu.
>>39946727I meant your Trunks, if such a child was to exist.I use the name for recognition
>>39946688as the one that suggested immortal shapeshifter. this all pleases me.
>>39946727Well, Arctus' baby trunks will be born with a PL in the hundred thousands because apparently humans are fucking amazing for eugenics programs with aliens.Damn Arctus Jr. you scary. Plus, he'll have his father's carapace, how adorable.
Let's fight broly while both of us are drunk.
>>39946825God dammit I don't need this erection right now!
>>39946825So, Arctus knocks up Broly.How quickly will their child become powerful enough to actually fight Beerus?
>>39946896Toddler I'd say
>>39946896Forgot to mentionyou imply she isn't Yandere for KAKAROOOOOOOOOT
>>39946961Their power really is maximum.
>>39946688Hi Eail, I have some quick suggestions for your consideration:Side missions for the PTO are used to level up henchmen/allies initially since they're not as strong as Arctus. Different patrons (I.e. Frieza/Cooler/Cold) may have different mission styles, and can be used to characterize the different rulership styles each of them employs. They could also be used as a way for the player base to get to know/hate each patron and get a glimpse into their way of thinking. After Arctus proves himself very capable, he may even meet personally with each patron to get much more delicate or difficult missions. I.E. Arctus gets called on by Cold himself and meets him in person. After some hobnobbing, he tells Arctus to tackle a potential dangers beyond the periphery of the PTO that may turn out to be trouble later on (I.e. Herans experimenting on super soldiers to challenge the PTO, or some other OC stuff ambushing long-range PTO patrols). In the case of Frieza or Cooler, they could be calling on Arctus to investigate the disappearance of the Ginyu Force/Armored Squadron, only to find that they've been captured/isolated by a group of mixed alien species soldiers/mutants with M symbols carved on their foreheads or by extremely tough sapient machine people.
>>39946975Oh no, she totally is, but all Arctus has to do is paint Goku's face onto his.She'll be so fucking insane she just might buy it.Genius.
>>39946979MAXIMUM MAXIPADS>>39946980Certainly a thought. Would help with Geta at least
>>39946990Well. we watch john carpenter's the thing with bulma, wish to be the thing with complete control over self and with no extra bits leading to apocalypse, then consume turles body. then we're a dead ringer for gokes lookalike.
>>39947025Brings up another thought.Does a female saiyan get stronger after her period is over?
also my idea here probably would lead to more/creepy bodyhorror powerups. which i feel means we become the monster we always were. A benevolent one capable of horrific things.
>>39947027You know, even being hammered, I think shapeshifting is lame, and a cop out, as well.It's one of those things that would just make everything more complicated, especially for Eail.Having a lucid moment, all we have to do is shapeshift into something more powerful than us, if Eail rules it allows us to get stronger, he just broke this shit worse than Kaguya does, cause all we have to do is shapeshift into fireza and train, then everything dies.I dunno, I dont like it.I need more drinks.
>>39947044er. this >>39947055was meant to be pointed at you.
>>39947060Power would be constant across forms I'd say.Could unlock race specific powerups though!
>>39947060i think i need less. i'm fucking up the aiing of my posts something fierce
>>39947060also i don' know shit bout kaguya.
>>39947109it's a girl's name.
>>39947121No it isn't. It's a man's name. Still better than Sue.
>>39947094But that has more problems.Saiyans have REALLY hard caps on their PL, Arcosians do not.Arctus trains to have 100 mil PL, goes Saiyan form, SSJ, now has 5 billion PL.It breaks the game really hard.Even then, that means that Arctus has to be able to change himself on a cellular level to actually become a saiyan, that's not shapeshifting, that's some weird fullblown crazy fucking magic shit, man.Oh no, Arctus got himself cut in half, Namekian, all fine now, Saiyan mode SSJ obliterate everything.
yaknow. something i've always wanted to try is something where the character is a normal human or martial artist or dude/chick/anything inbetween at whatever apparent age or whatever and the only special thing they have is Mr. Immortal's power.
>>39947094Hey, how many Senzu beans does Goku have right now? He could really give us a run for our money if we let him eat one after each round! Then Earth would have a pretty good protector.
>>39947094I'd rather not make us a monster, I'm more Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park than Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
>>39947262Should be two beans right now?Six more will be there in a month
>>39947296Last post before I pass out drunk, I'm just letting you know that I'll be fighting any shape shifting wishes for your sake.The last thing you need if for players to be able to pull even MORE unpredictable shit from their asses and break any plans you may or may not have.Now auto correct, I love you. Because I have three u keys.
>>39947651I appreciate you looking out for me anon.Have music as a gift, I dig thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ivft3TrcII
>>39947675Just so you know Eail, if you ever want anons to choose an option all you have to do is MYSTERY BOX 90% of the time it will get chosen
>>39947812Tried that with civil war :U
>>39947820No, I mean literally just say MYSTERY BOX Telling us what it is ruins the mystery part.
>>39947820This is for you. This is the future you might choose. Think carefully before you do.Thanks /dbg/, you wonderful weirdos.
>>39947862Like,>"Oh, I have just the thing..."
>>39947873>Those litle eye linesThat is fucking adorable.Fuck you if you disagree.
>>39947874Same idea. But I've found actually calling it a mystery box makes it even more likely to be chosen. Anons can't help themselves when it comes to a mystery, even if it's just to continue an over used joke.
>>39947939I was gonna post earlier that saying MYSTERYBOX is an unprovable and FUN! way to railroading if you really need to.It seems anon already figured it out.
>>39947976BY GOD HE GETS IT.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>39948010Indeed, mystery box is great.But let's all focus on >>39947873For the time being
>>39948022Okay.>>39947873My What an adorable little thing, now we just have to make it a reality with /spoilers HANDHOLDING /spoilers
>>39948022But muh mystery box! Wait does it have booze and Bulma in it!!!! Do want!
>>39948058MY BULMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthat's part of the mystery isn't it anon?
>>39948049>HANDHOLDINGHow lewd! Why would we do that? We don't want to get her preg-...wait.Never mind.
>>39947976......GIVE ME THAT BOX!!!!
>>39948084Here it may or may not be the same thing even!
>>39948084But anon, what about 18?Or Femgeta!?
>>39948094THERE IS AN EXTRA DOT ON IT, ITS THE SPECIAL ONE! OPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENITOPENIT
>>39947939>>39948010Yeah. If I'd ever run a quest...I'd put my idea that I REALISE IS FUCKING CONTROVERSIAL AS HELL into the MYSTERBOX and have you all suckers fall for it.
>>39948118Here us go! Pic is you
>>39948125Oh and put a ciphered as all fuck explanation of WHAT IS IT right in the post so it's NOT RAILROADING AT ALL.
>>39948125And the best part is that few, if any, people would complain because it was part of the box.
But seriously Eail. This is for you.
>>39948158Nah I'd still expect a massive rage quit but WHATEVER, RIDING WILD (unless the /other/ prepped and displayed not-voted-for MYSTERY BOX would be enough to keep them curious)
>>39948175That's how we do
>>39948196blugh. yo, eail, any suggestions how i could somehow get >>39947254 to work in a thing or whatever.
>>39948176For a long time I've been harboring suspicions that the people that "RAGE QUIT" in a thread don't actually leave because they think it will get them attention and maybe change whatever it is that is happening that they don't like. Whenever I have dropped a quest it has been without saying a word, because I know that whatever has happened is unable to be fixed.Just a thought, not sure how accurate it is.
>>39948149WORTH IT SO HARD.Im gonna tame that snake, make it my magicbound familiar, gonna name it FLUFFY, gonna love it so much, gonna make my mage build around BUFFING IT, and im gonna find armor and MAGIC it until FLUFFY has OP invis/freedom of movement/sneak attack buff armor for max GANKS, Oh man, THIS IS THE BEST BOX!I don't feel so good though...
>>39948213Make it based off of their will power or something like that. So long as they have something worth fighting for, they can't ever be truly defeated.Shounen the fuck out of it
>>39948230Yea I know that tendency and I'd expect real quits.Because the contents of THE BOX would be in the game now.And they wouldn't go away.Look even captcha thinks it'd be dick move.
>>39948236Oh let the maid, who may or may not be a trap, take care of you. All will be well. No rape dungeons here.
>>39948261I PASSED MY WILL AND INTELLIGENCE SAVE, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE FOUL WENCH!Now excuse me, i have to go tame this highly aggressive snuggle snake and impulsively open any box that looks remotely suspicious on the way to my destination.
>>39948285Sir! Please respect the maids of this establishment!
Now I have a massive delimna. Do I eat the last two red velvet cupcakes with sour cream frosting now? Or tomorrow?
>>39948351Dont do what I did and eat buffalo wings with hot sauce and jalapeno
>>39948359why would you recommend not doing that? that's the best wway to do that.
>>39948351I have a solution.Put them in a shiny box.Put the box in an open area in your house.Bang your head against the wall in your bathroom until amnesia happens.Have fun discovering the box and opening it in confusion/terror/exitement/euphoriaFigure out who made the cupakes and if they are poison or not.Rediscover this post.MINDBLOWN
>>39948359Why would I not?
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