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Rules:
1.) You will lead a squad of Battle Sisters fighting for the Imperium against a Rapeanid invasion. Enemy attacks are sexual. If you or a squadmate is brought to orgasm they will collapse on the ground until they can be revived.
2.) Anons will vote on what action they want to take. The action with the most votes wins.
3.) I will periodically ask people to roll for strength/dodging/attack etc. You must roll equal to or above the percentage I say. Specify what you are rolling for or it won’t get counted. (e.g. rolling strength, agility roll. etc.)
4.) In addition, if you roll 86-100 it counts as an Epic Win and you will get positive bonus effects. However, if you roll 1-15 you have screwed up and additional negative effects will be applied.
5.) All fetishes are good. The only thing that you won’t see is Scat/Guto. If you want to see a fetish of some kind e.g. tentacles, mind control, just let me know and I’ll see about making it a possible encounter, or writing it in as a gallery story if it proves popular enough.
6.) Happy Fapping!

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You can read everything that has happened so far here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CbtUaYZcpI2mxrROflmaSnMdTOBqu3SBUz5buvYBBDo

Here is a short summary for those who can’t be bothered:
You are leading a squad of four Sisters of Battle; one of whom got screwed by a Lictor and is now resting and recovering at the Canoness’ HQ. Each day you have undertook missions for various factions, spearheading a guerilla campaign against the Rapeanid invasion. Your squad camp is an old administratum office building surrounded by long abandoned overgrown farm fields.

Your squad joined up with the Astra Militarum to help them hold the line against a Rapeanid invasion. However, rather than play defensively you called for a bayonet charge which successfully routed the Rapeanids, driving them off the peninsula. The leader of the Guard promised you three favours in return, allowing you to call in a Chimera filled with guardsmen whenever you wanted backup. That night you scouted around the base, finding the site of an ancient battle, including a heavily rusted super-heavy vehicle.

The next morning you went to scour a village infested with Gargoyles. While you were clearing the houses you stumbled across a Shrike. In a panic it flew straight up, attempting to burst through the roof, but accidently knocked itself unconscious. You have now tied it up and are keeping it locked in a backroom of your camp. While on the mission you also discovered a crate marked with a large red letter I - obviously belonging to the Inquisition. In an act of potential heresy you cracked it open to reveal a set of crimson red artificer armour.
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You awaken to the sound of birds chirping, wind rushing, and the Shrike in the backroom howling in rage. Thankfully your bonds seem to have held it in place.

“Morning, sarge,” Palatina remarks, “What mission do you want to take today? Here’s our options. Two from the Canoness and,” she pauses, biting her lip, “we’ve got one from the Inquisition.”

“Shit…” you mutter, shaking your head and reaching for the datapad.

The first mission seems to be a simple request to act as bodyguards for a food convoy travelling to the Sisters main HQ. Should be simple enough, these convoys are often well armed to deal with small threats anyway.

The second mission is a request from the Sisters and Astra Miliarum to search for the missing commissar Susan Razolov. Once again, they reiterate that she has been missing for several days, and providing you her last known location in the Business District of the Southern City.

Finally, there is a special transmission from the Ordo Xenos formally requesting that Inquisitor Barnabas Umbrix be escorted in a classified mission. Further details will be made clear upon contact with the Inquisitor.

http://strawpoll.me/4367096
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that's retarded.
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>>39974527
no you! Leave us to our fun, go away
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>>39974494
I swear I saw a slutty SoB quest on /b/ is this the same one?
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>>39974560
It might be, I ran this on /b/ a couple of weeks back. I'm just continuing it here to minimise the Desu spam trolls.
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>>39974572
3 votes for Commissar, 3 votes for Inquisitor. Can I get a tiebreaker?
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>>39974572
Did you post a Pokemon doujin at the end / during one of them?
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>>39974640
Inquisitor
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>>39974640
>>39974572
Might wanna switch to traditional voting
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>>39974648
Yes, I think I did. That must have been me then.

Hope you enjoyed it; or at least the pics!
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Commissar Umbrix wins!

Next part coming up!
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>>39974640
>>39974658
>>39974673
Uhm, okay
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>>39974539
but tyranids don't work that way!
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>>39974706
Depends on how you define fun :D
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>>39974673
Opps, meant to say Inquisitor Umbrix. Derp.
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>>39974693
There's a straw poll, that's how choices are chosen.

>>39974664
Yeah, thanks for the image dumps. Good luck on your quest
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“Alright Sisters, we’re going to assist Inquisitor Umbrix. It will be useful to have some influence with one of them.”

“Aye, Sarge.”

“Load up in the Rhino, we’re heading out.”

“Um, Sarge? Do you know when Serena is coming back?” Alexi asks, clearly worried about her Sister. The two of them made a great pair.

“Tomorrow, maybe. I can’t say for sure.”

“Ok…” she replies, a hint of disappointment in her voice.

Twenty minutes later and your squad is geared up and ready for battle. You let Palatina drive this time, while taking a turn on the pintle-mounted storm bolter. It seems the Inquisitor is holding up about forty minutes north of your base, at the top of your peninsula. As you approach the sand dunes of the Northern beach the grass grows sparser, appearing in shrivelled tufts. A lone figure is staring into the sea, a long black greatcoat protecting him against the chilling wind. He was leaning on a power maul that he had propped into the sand like a walking stick.

When he hears your Rhino shudder to a halt behind him, he turns around and a smile creeps across his scarred face.

“Excellent, I love it when my escorts arrive on time. We have a LOT of work to do ladies, so I hope you won’t mind me slipping in beside you.”

“Pleasure to meet you, where are we headed?”


“Turn off any radios you currently have on you.”
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>>39974870

“Huh?” Alexi replies.

“Do it NOW!” the Inquisitor snaps, as you quickly turn off the Rhino’s inbuilt receiver.

“Thank you. Now, the Ordo Xenos has reason to believe that there are a highly evolved strain of Genestealer operating in the forests not far from here. We are going to purge them, collect DNA samples, then you are going to return me to your HQ. Any questions?”

“What ar-”

“Good to hear. Let’s move!” he barks.

The Rhino chugs off the beach and towards the forests. Twenty minutes later you have arrived on the outskirts where the Inquisitor orders you to stop.

“You have been fighting on this planet for much longer than me. I am… relying upon your tactical expertise. Now, I am 80% certain there genestealers in this forest. How would you approach this combat situation?”

http://strawpoll.me/4367345
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Sorry for the long wait; needed to set the scene there. Usually updates are every 10-15 minutes.
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>>39974714
> :D
get out
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Looks like Go in on Foot Stealthily wins with 4 votes!

Let's get a 35+ stealth test rolled
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>people voting to out-stealth Gene-stealers

>disgonbgud.gif
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>>39974938
How about no, candyass newfriend!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>39974970
How roll?
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>>39974981
Yeah... that's an epic fail.
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>>39974987
At least no 1...
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>>39974981
In future remember to label like "strength test" because we sometimes roll multiple things at once.
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>>39975021
Wait, are we trying to win or lose?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39975023
>>39974987
Err... 40k is usually a roll under system though? Also, not best of three?
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>>39974572
>>39974560
Just a warning that you may end up having to take it back to /b/ - /tg/ is a blue board. The /wst/ already pushes the lines, and they're very careful about not posting anything explicit directly on site. You're basically going to be relying on the goodwill of the mods/janitors (and yes, we do have them, you can occasionally catch them in action. Reporting shitposts really does work.)
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>>39975036
We're trying unintentionally lose
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>>39975037
>4.) In addition, if you roll 86-100 it counts as an Epic Win and you will get positive bonus effects. However, if you roll 1-15 you have screwed up and additional negative effects will be applied.

Right in the OP. I do agree that a best-of-three system would be nice, it's usually how we do things around here. Does dramatically reduce the odds of crit-fail/success though.
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>>39974888
>Collect DNA samples.

I like where this is going.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>39974970
3rd one, let's see if I can save this or rather ruin it.
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>>39975071
We do it the onyxdime way, not the /tg/ way
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>>39975045
Thanks for the warning.

If any mods/janitors are reading this, I apologise in advance if any rules get broken. I have no intention off doing so and I'll try to spoiler as much NSFW content as possible.
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The four of you abandon the Rhino on the outskirts of the forest and begin trekking inside. Unlike most of the other forests on Glore IV, this one is evergreen, choked thick with high rising coniferous pines. As the four of you make your way deeper into the trees every single scratch, whisper, and scrape sends your senses into overdrive, terrified at the prospect of your prey turning you into the hunted.

Commissar Umbrix and you are leading the way while Palatina and Alexi watch the rear. You worry about Alexi’s hand flamer. If she isn’t careful she’ll set the whole forest ablaze.

(Rolling 35+ stealth test… 9 rolled. Epic fail!)

*Crunch*

“Shit!” Alexi gasps as she steps on a twig.

“Opps. Sorry, I-”

Palatina clamps a hand over the blonde girl’s mouth. But she isn’t quick enough. Pale blurs dart through the tree trunks, zooming around you faster than you can aim at them.

“God DAMMIT!” Umbrix screams, “I thought you were the best this planet had to offer! OPEN FIRE!”

His hot-shot las pistol begins firing at anything that moves, but his shots always seem to be just a split second too slow.

“OPEN FIRE!” you cry, repeating the Inquisitor's order, “Alexi I need you to put down a wall of fire, stop them from-”

“AAAAAAAaaaaaaa…..”
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>>39975223
A loud shriek from behind you suddenly quietens as you turn to see Alexi swept off her feet and dragged into the distance by two quick Genestealers.

http://strawpoll.me/4367524

Genestealers: 12/12 Left.

Squad Info: This information only appears accurately at the start of a battle. As battles progress the information will grow less and less accurate until you take a turn to assess what is actually going on.

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Power Armor (4/4)
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
0% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Sword
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (2 remaining)
HP: 8/8
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>>39975127
then why are you doing it on /tg/?
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>>39975037
>>39975071
There's a lot of rolling in this game; and there are special wargear items which allow things like re-rolls; so allowing three attempts wouldn't really work for this.

I do like the idea though, and it would work for some of my other smut games if I ever host them here!
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>>39975209
>spoiler NSFW content
see the front page sticky, specifically:
>>20240062
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Ok!

Run after Alexi clearly wins by a majortiy!

Let's get a 60+ agility test .

>>39975269
It's noted, don't worry, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. :)
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>>39975269
You can link to it if it is offsite though.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>39975307

Rolling
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>>39975307
/roll
agility
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>39975307
I got this.
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>>39975209
>>39975269
Text, however, never breaks the blue board rules, so you can write whatever you want, and link to any images you want to show.
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>>39975336
Unless its pedo or bestiality stuff. That gets you banned.
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>>39975307
Agility
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>39975307
>Use auto reply
>Error: You must wait 1 second before posting a reply.
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>>39975307
Rolling
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>>39975364
Well I apparently spelled "dice" wrong but at least we got it
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>>39975354
That's global rules, not blue board rules.
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>>39975328
That's a fail.

Can I get two 45+ combat tests?
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>>39975393
Combat
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Rolled 95, 23 = 118 (2d100)

>>39975393
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39975393
Combat
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>39975393
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>>39975336
>Text never breaks the rules
[citation needed]

Not saying you're wrong, just saying I don't see it explicitly laid out anywhere. And if it's not explicitly laid out, you have no defense if one mod/janitor decides otherwise.
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>>39975412
We'll do 1 roll per person so everyone gets a chance to play.

I'll take your first result though, which is an epic win!

Then we have a pass here!>>39975422
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“After her! Don’t let them get away!” you bellow to your squad, rushing after the Genestealers and swiping St. Stephen’s Sword at branches blocking your way.

(Rolling agility test… fail.)

Unfortunately the Genestealers are much quicker than you anticipated and have darted well out of reach. Helplessly you fire off a couple of bolt pistol shots.

“Dammit,” you pant, turning around to see Umbrix and Palatina behind you. The two of them are desperately laying down fire with their heavy bolter and pistol, blowing off huge chunks of the bark of trees as they try to stop any more of your squad getting taken.

(Rolling combat test… epic win!)

Inquisitor Umbrix suddenly darts back towards the oncoming Genestealers, drawing his power sword he swoops around, hacking the legs off two at once. He barely breaks a sweat as he spins again, impaling another against a tree.

(Rolling combat test… pass!)

Palatina is likewise holding her ground well. Backed up against a coniferous pine she is unleashing hell with her heavy bolter, the explosive round ripping up the forest ground, kicking up pine needles, and sending the nimble Genestealers stumbling over the uneven ground. A couple more are ripped apart.

For the meantime it appears you might actually have the upper hand in this battle.

http://strawpoll.me/4367685

Genestealers: 7/12 Left.

Squad Info:

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Heavy Bolter
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Power Armor (???)
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
???% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
-Carapace Armour (2/2)
-Power Sword
-Hot-shot laspistol
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Krak Grenades (2 remaining)
HP: 8/8
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Track down Alexi wins!

Let's get two more 40+ combat tests.

And, a 55+ scouting test for you.
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>>39975439
First, don't misquote me.
Second, it's not laid out anywhere on site, but it has been confirmed by mods in quests with text smut posted in thread and NSFW images linked in them before. You're free to not believe me, or err on the side of caution if you want to, since It's not actually anywhere on 4chan itself, and I don't feel arsed to find it in the archives, no skin off my nose. I'm just saying what I know.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>39975583
C'mon!

Combat.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39975583
rolling combat test
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>>39975598
How to roll on /tg/ ? also wow
>>39975613
wow.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>39975583
Scouting
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>>39975598
>>39975613
Dear Lord.

May the Emperor have mercy on your souls.
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>>39975598
>>39975613
>>39975624
We did it team.

>>39975620
dice+1d100 in options field.
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>>39975624
could this be the end of Alexi?
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>>39975628

GeeGee no re
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>39975583
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It seems you were not prepared for /tg/ dice, QM.
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“Cover me! I’m gonna try and track down Alexi!”

“God dammit, woman! You’re supposed to be protecting me! How the hell am I getting screwed by escots in a BAD way?!” Umbrix bemoans.

You dart off into the forest hearing the sounds of gunfire and clatter of sword against chitin.

(Rolling two combat tests… epic fail and fail!)

As you leave the sound of gunfire suddenly stops, and the wild gnattering of Genestealer squeals suggests Palatina has been overrun.

There is a brief, chilling silence followed by the cries of Umbrix, “WAIT! NO! I POOP FROM THERE!”

(Rolling scout test… fail!)

Dammit. You’ve barely been running for two minutes and you’ve already lost the Genestealer footprints. How could you get this hopelessly lost?

http://strawpoll.me/4367796

Genestealers: ???/12 Left.

Squad Info:
You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
???

Alexi
???

Inquisitor Umbrix
???
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>>39975725
Try to track down Alexi wins!

Let's get a 65+ scouting test.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>39975782
Best of three please
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>39975782
>>39975782
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>39975782
Scouting
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>39975782
Please GodImp make it happen
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>>39975802
STOP PRAYING CULTIST!
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>>39975801
Only one of you said what you were rolling for, so this is the one that counts!

Remember to label your rolls! Rule 3!

Regardless, that is an epic win!

Can I get two 25+ combat tests? (LABEL YOUR ROLLS :D)
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>39975826
Combat!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>39975826
Strength roll
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>>39974494
This thread morty, we have to
>BURP
abandon this thread, morty!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>39975826

Combat
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>>39975843
>>39975860
Combat epic win and pass!
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>>39975826
>Only one of you said what you were rolling for, so this is the one that counts!
Not that anon, but if there is only one thing to roll for, is it really required? I mean, it's these two extra second for typing when someone might be faster (and for people at work using phones it's definitely a chore).
Although I suspect you insisted on that this time to not allow a failed roll.
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>>39975073
Oh you...
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Gotta ask - what's a Shrike? First result is some space mehreen; I don't think we catched one, did we?
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Fuck, this is a disaster. A complete rout. In all your years you’ve never seen something go pear-shaped this quickly. And to think you were doing so well not long ago. You check your bolt pistol is loaded and that the safety is off before planning your next move.

You could try and make it to the Rhino, or you could return to the literal clusterfuck that Palatina and Umbrix are in right now. Alexi is on her own though…

“Dammit…” you curse again, clenching your sword tightly. Alexi needs you most, the others can wait.

(Rolling 65+ scouting test… 87 rolled! Epic win!)

You turned around wondering where to start, and then you saw it. A trail of white cum contrasting against the brown forest floor.

“I’ve got you now…” you whisper, creeping along the trail until you hear the sudden gasp of Alexi.
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“Uh! Eep! Fuck!! OHHHHH!”

Two Genestealers have her stipped naked and pinned against a thick old tree. While one of them holds her arms in place the other is getting to work on her pussy with its skilled digits. It has plunged two inside her and from what you can see is slowly cycling them about. It’s hard to say, but it looks like it might be trying to make her squirt to capture some of her DNA.

“Ah… ah…. ooohhhh….”

Her moans continue as she struggles against the tree against her captors. Her shoulders heave each time the fingers plunge into her, stimulating her g-spot.


(Rolling two combat tests… win and epic win!)

“FOR THE EMPEROR!” you cry out, charging and lopping the head off the Genestealer holding her captive, before clonking the second one on the head with the broad side of your sword, knocking it unconscious.

“Are you alright, Alexi?”

“Y-yeah, I’m fine. They destroyed my armour. Where’s Pal?”

“She’s with Umbrix, but… I think they might be in trouble.”

http://strawpoll.me/4367935

Genestealers: ~5?

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
???

Alexi
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
26% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
???
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>>39974938
:P
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>>39975949
Basically, a flying Warrior.

>>39975922
True, it isn't as necessary when there's only one thing. But from past experience people forget when to do it then get bitchy about it when "you accepted one that wasn't specified earlier."

Honestly, from past experience I've found it is just easier to keep things moving if the requirements are uniform.

Sorry if it makes typing on your phone more difficult. I understand how annoying it can be.
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Let's get a 20+ scouting test to see if you can find Pal and Umbrix again.

There will be combat tests too, but they will change depending on your scout roll.
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>>39975789
Ouch...
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>>39976039
Scout!
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>>39976022
>Sorry if it makes typing on your phone more difficult. I understand how annoying it can be.
No problem Onyx, I understand where you coming from; I recently re-discovered (re-remembered?) your cyoa and I'm trying not to miss'em.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39976039
Scout
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>39976043
Forgot my roll.
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>>39976057
I'm glad you did
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>>39976057
Just as well ;)
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>>39976049
That's a pass!

Combat tests are being pushed back a turn.
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>>39976057
Okay, gotta ask >>39976039
Since we're on /tg/, only proper rolls (with dice+1d100) count or the oldschool ones (post number) count as well?
This time it's no difference, becouse both >>39976043
>>39976049
are success, but I figured I ask,.
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Sorry am new how do you guys make the rolls?
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>>39976105
Post numbers have a major flaw. 00 can be both 00 or 100. While a roll with a d100 (which that existed in real life) has 100 possible result, instread of only 99.
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>>39976133
also this board is kinda dead, so easy to plan with post number rolls
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>>39976126
type "dice+XdY" in the Options field.
Where X is the number of dice you want to roll and Y is the amount of sides the dice have.
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>>39976152
I wouldn't call it dead, it is just a little slow.
You can get really good threads going and because most /b/tards are too dumb to do basic math for rolls/character stats we don't get that many of them over here.
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“Alexi, I need you to… *ahem* harvest some DNA from the unconscious one. For our mission… I understand that-”

“Can I fuck it?”

“No.”

“PLEASE!”

“Use your hand.”

“Mouth?”

“No.”

“PLEASE!” she begs, on her hands and knees.

“N- you know what. Fine. Just use your mouth. But wash it out afterwards. Have you got something to put it in?”

“Yeah, I’ll use an empty cannister for my hand flamer. This is gonna be so much fun.”

You leave as she begins crawling over to the Genestealer, wetting her lips with her tongue.

You head back into the forest, following the trail you took as closely as you can to try and find Pal again.

(Rolling scouting test… pass!)

“Aha!” you whisper, noticing Palatina’s shining armour through the treeline. As you approach you hear the sound of moans, and the occasional punch. When you’re finally within view it seems like Palatina is just barely holding her ground. Her power armour is worn down, badly dented, and ready to give in. Meanwhile the Inquisitor has been stripped of his weapons and is currently being given a very skilled handjob by what appears to be a female Genestealer. Her head is mere inches from his cock now, preparing to put it into her hot, wet mouth.

Several bodies surround Palatina, it seems she’s taken out at least two in hand-to-hand combat by herself, but is struggling with a third and forth which are flanking her.


http://strawpoll.me/4368096

Genestealers: 3

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
-Power Armour (1/4)
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
26% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
39% orgasm
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It's so weird seeing /b/ outside of /b/
Like watching foreigners
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>>39976172
Yeah, but you /tg/ guys seem so touchy about everything, what is up with that?
Was just a phrasing. Everything is relative
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>>39976192
I'm not /b/, I'm /vg/ (/hgg/ to be exact). We're pretty multicultural here.
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>>39976188
Since I'm not following Wh on from the beginning, anyone wants to fill me in on the backtstory of Alexi?
Or rather, why this sister is this cute slut? Not that I object.
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Alright, we've been going for a while now. I can write you guys a gallery story if you want.

Throw suggestions my way and I'll add them to a strawpoll and let you vote for what you want.

Anything goes except guro/scat.

I'll be including, "Alexi extracting DNA" and "Inquisitor Genestealer Rape" on the strawpoll to begin with.

Let it rip! Anything in the 40k universe and any characters we've already encountered, squadmates or otherwise.
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>>39976213
Didn't /hgg/ get moved to /h/?

Anyways I guess I mean people surprised at the slowness and the die rolling
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>>39976233
I'd rather have more story.
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>>39976233
Only related to our heroines or general WH40k?
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>>39976233
You decide to help alexi harvest the DNA
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>>39976225
You can read the story so far here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CbtUaYZcpI2mxrROflmaSnMdTOBqu3SBUz5buvYBBDo

Alexi has always been the "bimbo" of the squad. She has an unusual fetish for Xenos.

Palatina is level headed and fairly focused.

Serena is somewhere in-between, but she's away at the minute.
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>>39976188
Please...fail any accuracy/ballistic skill/combat rolls. I want this dick to get shot off so badly.
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>>39976251
O fuck I didn't think of that. Maybe we should charge instead of snipe
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>>39976251
Wont happen, only way onyx characters gets "hurt" is by becoming out of combat by being fucked mindless
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>>39976250
Thank you. I've been meaning to, but for now I'd like to focus on the present, ongoing one.
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I just realized what Genestealer means.

Am I retarded? In my defence, I didn't know english when I first saw them.
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>>39976243
Both happen at once. I work on the gallery story while I wait for you to vote and roll. :)

>>39976248
Focused on the story. But feel free to add orks/eldar etc if you want to. It just needs to have characters from this story.
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>>39976249
I'd like to add the genestealer waking up and continuing partway through your DNA "extraction"
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>>39976238
Having any form of discussion on /h/ is pretty much a lost case.
Also, depending on who you ask, /h/ is only for image dumping and discussions aren´t actually welcome there.
There is a /hgg/ on /h/ where some anon dumped lilith webms and one post a day is made.
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Sniping the Genestealer off the Inquisitor wins!

Let's get a 45+ ballistic test.
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>>39976233
>>39976270
Ok.
Gangbang in the guardsman barracks. They're mean, they're a bunch and this is the only whore in town. You can make her a newbie if you wish.
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This quest belongs more on /d/ than /tg/, It's a smut quest, Smut belongs to /d/ NOT /tg/
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>>39976270
Canoness being seduced by a pair of younger Eldar twins packing the largest pair of D-Cannons she's seen
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>39976288
Ballistics roll
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>39976288
Snipe
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

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>>39976301
>words
>on /d/
Anyways it's not your opinion that matters, bother the mods about it

>>39976287
Yeah I saw that, just assumed they got moved
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>>39976307
That's a fail!
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>>39976307

jesus christ man
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>>39976301
Says who?
I enjoy it much more than yet another circlejerk thread.
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>>39976307
Shieeeet!
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>>39976331
At least he didn't get an epic fail
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>>39976330
Well there goes his dick.
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Oh! I forgot, a 75+ combat test for Palatina against two Genestealers.
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>>39976339
Mark my words.
>>39976251
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>39976352
First combat test
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>39976352
COmbat
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>>39976339
>>39976352
>>39976364

YOU WERE SAYING
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>>39976362
>>39976364
THE PROPHECY!
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>>39976362
I should have kept my mouth shut, I say at least it ain't an epic fail and immediately get epic fail
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>>39976364
OH JESUS
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>>39976380
I am a god!
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>>39976388

Please emperor, have mercy upon our blasted souls!

>no u

well shit.
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It’s a risky shot, but you’ve decided to try and shoot the Genestealer off the Inquisitor’s chest. The Xenos head is slowly approaching his cock, with thick strands of saliva dripping down onto it.

(Rolling Ballistic test… fail!)

*BLAM*

Your shot veers off pretty badly, blowing up part of the tree behind the Inquisitor and making all three Genestealers briefly look at you.

“EMPEROR FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS SCRAPE MY LASCANNON!” Umbrix roars.

Meanwhile Palatina is beating back the Genestealers with a small combat knife. It isn’t terribly effective though considering the sheer number of limbs each one has.

(Rolling Palatina combat test… epic fail!)

“OOF!” Palatina take a blow to the chest before being spun around. The rending claws of the Genestealers tear off the last shreds of her armour, sending it clattering to the forest floor.

“Get the hell away from me!” she bellows, kicking out at her attackers. It’s no good though, her wrists are now pinned against the tree as one of the Genestealers bends her over.

“Help me, Sarge!”

One of the Genestealers breaks off from Palatina and rushes over to you, rending claws extended to crack open the last layer of protection your squad has.

Genestealers: 3

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
26% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
54% orgasm
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>>39976443
Opps; strawpoll is here: http://strawpoll.me/4368257
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>>39976443
shit man. If this wasn't an erotic adventure everyone would be dead by now considering how much tzeench hates us.
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>>39976461
By "focus attention", could it be suck the genestealer off to assuage its urge to kill?
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Gallery poll is up! I'll check back on it in 15 minutes.

http://strawpoll.me/4368279
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>>39976500
Or loves us.
He's strange like that...
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>>39976502
What the hell, it's a player driven game. Let's see what you guys want to do.

FIRST TO 5 votes wins! This is a quick poll.

http://strawpoll.me/4368296
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>>39976528
Kill it wins.

Can I get three 55+ combat tests?
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Killing won!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39976554
Combat

I'd rather seduce it.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39976554
COMBAT!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39976554
combat
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>>39976574
hopefully a 100 Phenomenal can cancel out an epic fail in terms of overall success.
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>>39976574
>100
If only seduction won.
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>>39976521
>Be tzeench
>Hear of some fa/tg/uys having a wank fest over on the chinz
Release the die!
>Manipulate all of the rolls so that their party get royally "fucked".
>fa/tg/uy Nr. 5844 is too lazy to get an GF and just continues fapping on /tg/
>Has enougth money to afford a car in a few years because no GF.
>Poor kid in bangaladesh who was building parts for the shirt of the japanese car factory worker has enougth money to send kids to school.
>Kid invents warp drive.
>"Warp" drive opens portal to Terra directly to the "Warp".
>Kill Emparah in 2016.
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>>39976574
Jesus Christ, we have a winrar!

Phenomenal win! Other rolls don't matter now!
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>>39976574
AAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
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>>39976616
Does this mean we seduce it?
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>>39976623
No.
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>>39976616
Dammit, even though we failed the other two?
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>>39976634
What do you mean damnit? Do you want them to get raped?
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>>39976652
>Fa/tg/uy
>enjoys rape storys

I would say that fits quite nicely.
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>>39976574
What a shame, we could have raped all 3 Genestealers at once.
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>>39976652
Why would we even be here otherwise?
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>>39976652
I was lured here by the promise of rape.
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From the corner of your eye you catch the female Genestealer envelop the Inquisitor’s cock in her mouth, slurping loudly while she holds him down with her arms. Despite his iron will it appears that he is having trouble resisting the Genestealer conducting her own DNA extraction on him.

As her head bobs up and down Umbrix begins groaning, clearly being brought closer than he would like to a climax.

“Ugh… get uh… off me!”

The approaching Genestealer screams as it brandishes its claws and makes to swipe down at you. You raise your sword and fire off a couple of rounds at its chest.

(Rolling combat test… PHENOMENAL WIN!)

*Blam*

It is said that once every hundred years the Emperor will gain a split second of self-awareness, reaching out into the consciousness of a soldier on the field of battle and personally guiding their bullet. Somehow the bolt struck through the chest of the Genestealer, ripping it apart, before searing out the other side and heading straight for the skull of the foul Xeno about to penetrate Palatina with its ribbed cock. The Chitin of the skull then somehow redirected the bullet as it bounced around, before emerging to strike the side of the final Genestealer, sending it flying into the nearby tree and dying.
“Jesus Christ… I know you let me down, but that was fucking impressive. Clearly you are blessed by the Saints and I just didn’t fully understand your methods. I will avail to have replacement power armour and a terminator suit sent your way within 48 hours.”
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>>39976707
The characters have feelings, hopes and dreams!
We are here to Whiteknigh/tg/ them to safety
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>>39976707
>>39976634
>>39976724

No, no, no.
We must try to suceed as hard as possible!
It's better that way.
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>>39976728

“I got it! I got it! I got the DNA!”

“Splendid! This day keeps getting better and better!” the Inquisitor roars, grabbing the cannister from Alexi.

“It tasted kinda salty.”

“E-excuse me?”

“Salty. The cock was ok, smooth and clean. But the flavour wasn’t as good as an Ork,” Alexi continues as the Inquisitor’s face turns pale with rage and disgust.

“Or Termagants. I mean, even that Kho-”

“STOP! I’ve heard enough. You’re not getting the terminator armour anymore. You can keep the rest of it. Just- Let’s just get the fuck out of this forest. And wipe your mouth, Sister. You’ve got Xenos cum on your cheek.”

“Opps, hehe!” she giggles, wiping herself clean while the three of you pile into the Rhino and head back to basecamp.

You
-Power Armour (3/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
26% orgasm

Inquisitor Umbrix
79% orgasm

Next part coming up... Give me 10 minutes.
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>>39976746
Fucking Alexi!
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>>39976728
That shot would make a Vindicare jealous.
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>>39976746
goddamnit you dumb cunt I WANTED TERMINATOR>>39976761
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>>39976772
Screw her, next time we leave her.
The Emperor commands!
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What does this have to do with painting minis?
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>>39976798
Who is this emperor guy?
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>>39976822
It's the new Dr.P Version of the God Emperor of mankind.
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>>39976817
What do you mean we don't paint minis? We just never get past white.
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After dropping the Inquisitor back at his beach camp, and repeatedly ensuring him that Alexi was only joking about the other Xenos you headed back to your own base. After parking the Rhino outside your two naked Sisters rushed back into the base to see what armour was available. Eventually, settling on some cheap guard flak armour while you waited for replacements

As you walk into the office you see a fine trenchline dug out front that should offer a good bonus against ranged attacks. It could probably hold two people. Alexi did a pretty good job on it. Maybe you shouldn’t stay angry at her for losing you the terminator suit?

(Note that you can assign multiple people to a task. Power armour that was completely destroyed during battle CANNOT be repaired. It is scrap metal. Only armour that is damaged e.g. 3/4 can be repaired.)

Your Work Tonight: http://strawpoll.me/4368431
Alexi’s Work Tonight: http://strawpoll.me/4368430
Palatina’s Work Tonight: http://strawpoll.me/4368440
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>>39976817
Ushabi Boned. :^)

And our new white technical paint - Cum for the Cum God.
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>>39976903
FUCK! I didn't read all of the options, can we move my vote from you scouting to you training the shrike?
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Genestealer wakes up wins the Gallery poll!

I'll be writing this in the background.
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>>39976949
>Genestealer wakes up wins the Gallery poll!
Wait what. Where is the gallery poll?
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>>39976903
Guys, I know training the shrike is alluring, but we should have ONE person training it. Otherwise we don't get shit done.
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>>39976798
>>39976772
>>39976761

Femdom disciplinarization for Alexi?

Gotta teach her to enjoy other things than xeno dicks
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>>39976967
Alexi should do it!
She's cleary the most qualified for such a hard task!
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Sororitraps when?
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I know taking inventory of your supplies isn't 'sexy' but until you do, you will have almost no idea what weapons and armour you actually have. Haha
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>>39976970
>>39976903
This.
We need that special option.
Or maybe next gallery? It would be cool.
All sisters should discipline the slut. All her holes.
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>>39976970
Hell no. Just leave her behind when the next attack comes.
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Oh yeah, the Inquisitor should have a look-see of what's in the Crate.
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>>39976967
3some more fun and interesting. Who knows, maybe we can train it to fight for us and control others (it is a synapse after all) in exchange for "treats"
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>>39976903
Guys, Alexi's current work is a fucking reward for her.
Also, we have more important thigns to do. That battle didn't really come in our favor.
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>>39976986
We did that the very first time. I remember it in /b/. Granted we had Alexi do it, but it was done nonetheless
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>>39976998

>leaving a badly needed soldier behind

Better make her efficient that letting her be a load.
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>>39977044
Do Not Bully Alexi!
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Voting is closed!

You attempt the repairs of your current power armour.

Palatina goes on guard duty.

Alexi will try to train the Shrike.

Ok, the training of the Shrike won't be easy.

I need someone to roll a d125 for Alexi; and a d175 for the Shrike. If you get higher then that many percentage points are added onto its training.

Normally Sisters are only d100, but Alexi is better at this task, so rolls a d125 instead.
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>>39977071
She dumb!
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Rolled 21 (1d175)

>>39977083
Rolling shrike
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Rolled 106 (1d125)

>>39977083

for ALexi
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39976903
Problem with strawpoll is that you can't change your vote. Maybe next we could discuss it a bit and then you post a strawpoll with the discussed options?

That said, I personally think repairing armour/scout/guard.

>>39977083
Shrike
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Rolled 97 (1d175)

>>39977083
Shrike roll
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Rolled 2 (1d175)

>>39977083
HAHA, SHRIKE RAPE
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>>39977044
Haha, nah, she just checked your weapons for damage and made a small list of them. Goodness knows what other items are in that storeroom now.

It looks like someone's house after 100 hours playing Oblivion.
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shrike gets rekt
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>>39977115
>"Alexi-dono, yamate~!"
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>>39977112
>Rolled 44 (1d100)
Late and wrong d, whatever.

As I said, I think choosing Shrike was a bad idea. It's basically free gallery and we really should get our shit together.
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>>39977110
>>39977111
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>>39977110
Holy shit.

We have 106-21=85% trained.

Alexi's creature handling skill has increased to d135
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>>39977137
Yeah, atleast barricade some shit or take stock.
But boners demand what boners demand.
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>>39976903
I kind of want Alexi to star in a TAV (Tau adult video)
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>>39977174
But we got some boners. Fuck, I expected better from /tg/. It's a disgrace that /b/ votes better* than you, horny fucks.

*judging by previous experience
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>>39977158
Alexi is a good girl.
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>>39977210
Who are you to decide what people want to get out of a game? Pay him to do a one on one game with you if it is so important to you.
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>>39977175
>>39977158
My mental image for Alexi now.
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>>39977223
>lost us termiarmor because she is a horny bitch
No. She is not. Leave her behind at the next chance.
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>>39977210
>Lazy Fa/tg/uys
>Expecting better
Heresy GROWS from idleness!
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>>39977244

Anon, even a bad SoB is still something we need to survive.

Now, to fit the tone of the quest, and if my scandalous far-eastern pictograms are to be believed, orgasm control should improve her efficiency
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>>39977261

Iddle fuckers are the Devil's playground
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>>39977231
Look, I like smut as much as the next guy, but afaik the games mix both smut at some actual... I don't know how to express it, thinking/gaming - doing things as well as we can is part of the fun.
Onyx won't cheap us the sex even if we'll get 100 rolls from now on, believe me.
The only thing we get for failing is a quick sex scene and the end of Lovehammer cyoa.
Better, long term rewards > Quick, faster ones.

>Pay him to do a one on one game with you
>Jingles some coin in a purse
Onyx, whore up for me please.

>>39977328
>>39977244
I think a guardsman liason could be a fun addition to the party. We should just take care so Alexi won't dry him dead.
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You decide to sit down and do some repairs to the last suit of power armour you have, bringing it back up to near-perfect condition. After you finish you decide to see how Alexi is doing against the Shrike. She claimed she could train it no problem, but you had your doubts...


(Rolling 1d125 for Alexi and 1d175 for the Shrike. 106 and 21 rolled. 85% trained!)

*Creak*
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>>39977158
so what happens as the shrike levels up? im thinking:
level 1: no longer risk of attempting to escape and rejoin swarm
level 2: no longer risk of attempting to break out of cell and rape
level 3: can be used as pet in battle
level 4: will control other non-synapse rapeanids, granting any others we capture level 2 immediately. (either just the effects or actually leveling them up)
level 5: can try to control other non-synapse rapeanids while out on mission
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>>39977369

[Spoiler] You open the door to the backroom to reveal Alexi standing half naked over the Shrike as it lay on its back.

“Who’s a good little Shrikey?”

“NyarrrllaaarRRRRGHHH!”

“Yes, you are!”

“Nryaagle…”

“You have such a big, huge… hard…” it’s clear she is struggling for more adjectives, “cock!”

Her foot is rubbing up and down the shaft, an action that almost covers a full step. As her toes reach the tip of its penis she begins curling them around, massaging the tip. The Shrike is completely lost to her willpower, you never imagined she could take on such a powerful creature for her first time training something.

“Do you want to finish?”

“Nyyyahahh!”

“What do you need to do if you want to finish?”

The Shrike flaps its wings twice, turning over and getting on its still-restrained hands and knees.

“Good boy, now spread your legs.”

“The shrike spreads its thighs as much as it can, revealing the huge dong between them. Alexi then sits down on her ass and places her feet either side of the cock before rubbing them up and down furiously.

“Naaahh nnyyaaahhhh rraaaaghhh!”

“Are you cumming soon? Do you like this! Come on, squirt for me. Cum for me!”

“Nyyaah nnnnGGAAAHHHHHHHHH!”

The creatures buckles and squirms as Alexi’s feet continue pumping furiously long after it has climaxed until it is simply a quivering wreck, panting on the floor.

“Now, don’t you forget who is the boss around here,” you go that?”

She leans over and plants a kiss on the tip of its monstrous cock, making is shudder again in another wave of orgasmic pleasure.

You close the door and shake your head in a mixture of surprise and disgust. [/spoiler]

Meanwhile Palatina spends the night guarding against Rapeanid attacks, but thankfully things are silent. (Palatina is now tired.)
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>>39977389
Nice spoiler.
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>>39977389
The next morning you hear a rumbling outside followed by a knock at the door. You open it in surprise to find the Canoness and Serena back.
“You’re alive!” you joke, embracing your old squadmate, before stepping off and saluting your Canoness.

“I’m here for weekly inspection. I assume you’re ready?”

http://strawpoll.me/4368611
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>>39977423
>>“I’m here for weekly inspection. I assume you’re ready?”
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NIGGERS.

Although the footjob was damn hot.
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ok! You vote to ask the Canoness to get you more armour.

LABEL EITHER YOU OR ALEXI

Can I get a 15+ spaghetti test for your lie?

And a 25+ spaghetti test for Alexi.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>39977480
Spaghetti for us
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>39977480
Spaghetti.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>39977480
Alexi-chan

>>39977489
Neato anon!
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>>39977466
Alexi can handle it. Literally.
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>>39977489

Jeezus is that 2 100s in 1 thread?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>39977480
>>39977489

Spaghetti for Alexi

>100
We aren't anywhere near any pasta.
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>>39977489
MY WILL IS THE EMPERORS WILL AND I SHALL NOT BE DENIED

I DEMAND TERMINATOR
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>>39977489
EMPRAH IS WITH US.
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>>39977423

Alright, the plan is to lure the Canonesse somewhere and have her "punish" us for the poor state our group is in.
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>>39977489
>>39977507
Mine sides.
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>>39977525
Make it happen!
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“Ugh… no! Actually, we’re out of… power armour! Only one suit left! My one. Can you deliver some tomorrow? I don’t want to run out and not be able to… fight for the glorious Emperor anymore.”

“Indeed, Emperor be praised!”


Suddenly Alexi emerges from the hallway with a large jar of thick white fluid. She is carelessly bringing it to her lips and sipping on it.

(Rolling Alexi spaghetti test… pass!)

“Sister, you have something on your upper lip. What the hell is that?!”

“Emperor be praised!” she suddenly shouts.

“Ok… Anyway, my inspection should only take a few min-”

“Praise the Emperor!” Palatina announces, having awoken from a quick nap.

“Yes, all well and-”

You glare into Serena’s eyes and she senses something is afoot.

“PRAISE THE EMPEROR!” she bellow, making the Canoness almost jump out of her boots.

“OK, what the HELL is going on here? I DEMAND TO KNOW!” the Canoness screams in frustration.

(Rolling spaghetti test… PHENOMENAL WIN!)

“Ahh, it’s quite simple your holiness. We’re just full of… excitement for the Emperor!”

“Quite…” she replies with a stern frown. Her eyes dart over to the white jar.

“In fact, this is actually a… a… a… present! For you! It’s Glovian Cow milk! Very expensive. Alexi shouldn’t have been drinking that; bad Alexi! Please, take it with you and enjoy it. Take the day off! I hear it goes bad very quickly.”

“Oh yes! I heard it does. Terribly valuable stuff! How did you get it?” she asks as you guide her out the front door.

“Don’t worry, we did some work for farmers? Remember?”

“Of course!” she announces, unscrewing the lid and gulping down the Shrike’s cum.

“Mmm… it has a vicious flavour. I can see why people pay so much for it! I shall enjoy this thoroughly! Say, between you and me…,” she leans closer and whispers, “I heard this stuff is good for treating thrush. Is it?”

http://strawpoll.me/4368691
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>>39975700
Of course not, the retard is using first roll only, this quest was looking interesting until I found that out, the QM didn't even bother to do his homework about /tg/.

There are reasona why EVERYONE uses best of three and not being retarded like this moron.
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>>39977652
Then go away. No one forces you.
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>>39977616
>http://strawpoll.me/4368691
WHY ARE YOU ALL BEING MEAN!?
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>>39977652
I'm new to /tg/ too, are the dice weighted so that you get shit rolls more often?
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>>39977616
Well I wasn't expecting to get our boss addicted to shrike spooge but whatever, I can fap to it.
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>>39977652
Ignoring our plethora of epic wins and two perfect rolls.

This game doesn't function like other quests and if you'd read the thread so far you'd know that.

I have five times the experience of almost any other smut author on this board when it comes to writing quest erotica, so sit back, unzip and start fapping. ;)
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>>39977695
I'm just worried she'll get pregnant
>>39977703
could you take a look at >>39977377 and let us know how you level the shrike?
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>>39977652
>replies to a two hour past post
>Hurr durr, moron QM
>Huff-puff muh /tg/ homework
Can you be even more obnoxious? Just a tiny, little bit more? I think you might explode, ridding us of you, permanently.
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>>39977695
It's not being mean, it's thinking for the future.
The faster she runs out, the faster we can give her another batch for some goodies.
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>>39977703
OP, what is thrush? Is that in the vagina?
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>>39977744
yeast infection
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>>39977744
>>39977748

So she's gonna have to make a pregnancy roll?

damn we nasty bitches.
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>>39977767

We'll have to take responsability.

Well, I suppose there is worst fate
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>>39977748
Wait. I didn't know that.
Fuck.
She's gonna get charged for heresy, won't she?
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>>39977785
It's fine /tg/ I will father the child as if it were my own.
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>>39977810
Cool, we get promoted by default!
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>>39977810

The only solution is to confess and enjoy our life as her Repentia bitch
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“Yes, it’s exceptionally good. You should definitely try it. Make sure to use lots.”

“Thank you, I shall. Please, take this as a token of my gratitude…” she reaches into her pouch and pulls out a rosarius. Assign this to one of your soldiers and they will be able to take more of a pounding in the field, if you know what I mean.”

“Thank you, your holiness.”

(Rosarius raises orgasm cap from 100% to 125%. It will automatically be given to you, but can be swapped later on.)

With that the Canoness leaves and the four of you, now reunited update Serena on everything that has happened, before looking at the next available missions.

Mission 1: The Astra Militarum requests support in taking back a military firebase Southwest of the Southern City. There is expected to be moderate Rapeanid resistance.

Mission 2: Inquisitor Umbrix once again requests your aid on a classified mission.

Mission 3: The Sister of Battle HQ sends a request: A small Ork warband has been causing problems for refugees fleeing the planet. If you could eliminate them or thin their numbers you would greatly aid our cause.

You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
-Flak armour (1/1)
-Heavy Bolter
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
0% orgasm

Serena
-Boltgun
-Frag grenade 1 left.
0% orgasm
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>>39977810
Nah, just cleansed like the others. They'll understand that things like these happen, especially at night.
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>>39977873
STRAWPOLL HERE:

http://strawpoll.me/4368808
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>>39977818
>fathering genestealer scum
HERESY!

OP, any reason you're not doing this in any of other chan's boards? Fuck, if you made your own it would basically serve as an archive due to only you posting threads and each story could have it.
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>Mission 3: The Sister of Battle HQ sends a request: A small Ork warband has been causing problems for refugees fleeing the planet. If you could eliminate them or thin their numbers you would greatly aid our cause.
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>>39977873
Ha, that Commissar got banged to death.
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>>39977896
Other: Clean/inventorize/do stuff with our base.
We need it. Please.
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How are you guys finding the game so far btw?

Any criticisms? Improvements? Things you want to see?

I didn't originally plan to have creature training, but it came up and I added it impromptu.

>>39977377
I like this. I've added it to my now 25+ page ideas doc full of possible missions, plots, characters etc.

As always, you fa/tg/uys can send me ideas to onyxdime@gmail.com and I'll add them in as possible future encounters as long as they aren't completely out of theme with the story.
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>>39977897
onyx has one on 4chan+4chan, called storytiem
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>>39977922
But those Orks do sound so very tempting.
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>>39977960
There will ALWAYS be orks anon. I would like to live to see more than one.
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>>39977896
if we opt to do other, will umbrix risk it solo and get captured or will he hold off/ cancel mission completely?
>>39977944
WOO! you like my idea!
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>>39977944

Well, for the moment it's somewhat lolrandom, and the strawpoll limits the write-in pretty much totally.
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>>39977979
All other NPC's do their own stuff. The world is pretty dynamic.

He'll find something maybe a bit less dangerous for himself to do. Or maybe enlist someone else's help.

Thin the Ork Warband wins!

Next part coming up soonish, I'm gonna put a pizza in the oven and use the Gentlamen's Room.
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>>39978005
Do you do hidden personal rolls to see if the npcs succeed or fail?
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>>39977944
>How are you guys finding the game so far btw?
As always, I enjoy it very much.
As for improvements, >>39977112 & >>39977999
has a point. Right now I would take my vote from orcs to >>39977922 since it sounds reasonable.
Can't say how to improve it though.
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Thanks for the feedback, if anyone can link a better voting system than strawpoll while I'm away let me know.

I'm not opening it up to Anons voting on here as there is always same-faggotry and lots don't know how to properly tripcode.
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And, what the hell, let's get a random encounter test. The higher the number, the better the encounter. Generally, anything over 60 is safe.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>39978085
random encounter
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>39978085
Encounter.
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>>39978056
Well, like I said before, I think strawpoll by itself is fine, but maybe first write the choices and give us a few minutes to discuss them - not much needed: when you see there's not much arguing, simply post the poll then. When we're set on an "other" option(s) simply include it in the poll. Even if some faggots samefag, the poll ultimate result will reflect it (unless someone is so keen to bot the poll, which would mean really treats it way too serious).
It would make the choice a bit longer, but solve the issue. On the other hand, more time to you for munching on pizza and writing smut/encounters.

That's my five cents. Anyone?
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>>39978124
Agree with that, give us time to debate the options or even come up with our own.
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The four of you mount up in the Rhino and begin driving towards the last reported location of the Ork Warband. As you are trundling along a cracked abandoned road Palatina suddenly shouts from the gunner’s seat, “Stop!”

(Rolling random encounter test… 54 rolled.)

“What is it?!”

“Oh wait, nothing, just a flock of birds nesting in a field. Mistook them for a ripper swarm. Let’s continue.”

“Sure thing.”


Your squad continues along until you see the rising smoke of an Ork raiding party emanating from a village up ahead. The sound of screams and moans drift through the air. The village itself is fairly small, but it seems to be a more religious community than a farming one like the others. A tall parish stands at the center, surrounded by bungalows and cottages.

It’s difficult to tell how many Orks there actually are from this distance. The village is surrounded by open fields on all sides, with a road coming down from the North that could quicken your advance in your Rhino. However, the field to the West hasn’t been harvested yet and tall strains of wheat proudly stand, obscuring your view.

(You guys have 5 minutes to discuss your approach while I put a pizza in the oven. Then any ideas, along with some of mine will go in a strawpoll.)

You
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Bolt pistol
-Sword of St. Stephen (Relic power sword)
-Frag Grenades (2 remaining)
-Rosarius
Horniness: 0%
Orgasm: 0%

Squad:
Palatina
-Flak armour (1/1)
-Heavy Bolter
0% orgasm

Alexi
-Flak Armour (1/1)
-Hand Flamer
-Chainsword
0% orgasm

Serena
-Power Armour (4/4)
-Boltgun
-Frag grenade 1 left.
0% orgasm
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>>39978161
KEEP ALEXI AWAY FROM THE WHEAT FIELDS
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>>39978161
Approach the village from the west by ourselves while the rest of the squad waltz in with the rhino and unleash holy retribution upon the xenos once we've engaged.
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>>39978161
WE rush into the town without scouting ahead. Palatina and Serena are on point, Alexi and us bring up the rear.
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use the wheat field to get closer and getter a better look
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>>39978161
TIME TO DUMP!
1. ram rhino through the building that looks like it has the most orks in it
2. turn the rhino to the side and use it as cover, then sound the horn to alert them to your presence, kill them as the approach
3. sneak through wheat fields.
4. drive through wheat fields
5. set fields on fire and use it as a distraction to kill them
6. dismount with 1 left in the gunner seat to provide overwatch, then breach buidlings 1 by 1 with gunner killing any orks that try to come in as you fight inside
7. run over a crowd of orks in the streets then dismount
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>>39978161
We on point, scouting for the Rhino that's just behind us. The rest ready to unleash emprah's fury on anything green.

>along with some of mine
That said, it would be good if you post them next time before debate, if only to decrease the possible number of poll choices and fragmentation of said poll.
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>>39978220
brilliant plan. Send the people with ranged weapons in the front. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>39978056

The classic /tg/ quest vote?

>option 1
>option 2
>option ...
>other
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>>39978281
Samefags?
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Time up!

For those who can't tell, the 7 point plan is this: >>39978251

I merged a couple of similar ones together to cut down repetitive choices.

http://strawpoll.me/4368957
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>>39978161

I say we find the biggest ork, squash him with the rhino and finish him with our sword.
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>>39978298
wait... THAT WAS A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT OPTIONS! not all at once, by the emperor that would be insane, is 7 point plan we vote for a specific option in the plan?
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>>39978298

>People voting for quitting

For fuck's sake
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>>39978298
Wait, were is >>39978220
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>>39978290

Strawpoll doesn't help much against them
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>>39978298
>All this blitzkrieg
This pleases me greatly
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>>39978378
It requires a bit more effort than simply posting again, which is enough for 90%.
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I need a tiebreaker between the 7 point plan and blitzkreig encircling. First to 10 votes wins.

Gallery story is 40% done. gonna grab my pizza now and take a dinner break, back in 20 minutes for more smut.



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