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You are KARLA WEISS, a Belkan fighter pilot looking to carve your own place in the skies!

"These birds aren't exactly cutting edge." Your father sighs as he motions towards the two antique Bronco and Malmo planes gathering dust in his barn. "But they should be able to do the job."

"What about the Flanker?" You nod to the tiger striped fighter plane your father used to fly.

"Completely busted." Dad shakes his head. "The engines are busted and I haven't been able to get them started up. And unlike turboprops, jet engines aren't easy to come by."

"Christ, these things got autocannons, rockets, and even missiles!" Amy gasps as she examines the craft. "Where did you get all of this?"

"I had a lot of free time." Dad shrugs. "And most of those weapons were scavenged from my Flanker. And why are we standing talking! We need these birds in the air!"

"Right!" You nod and turn to Amy. "So how do we decide this?"

"Well..." Amy frowns. "The Bronco is the better armed and armored of the two. Centerline 20mm cannon, rocket pods, and missiles. The Malmo's got a pair of .50s, rockets, and a couple missiles, but it's smaller and nimbler than the Bronco."

>Take the Bronco
>Take the Malmo
>Other
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>>39982283
>Take the Bronco
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo
HAHA MAXIMUM COIN
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo

Live, from /tg/, it's FRIDAY NIGHT
BIAFRA BABIES
MAY UPDATE
>8 MILLION
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>>39982283
Question Merc, is the centerline 20 on the OV-10 the turret mounted rotary barreled canon? If so I'm very tempted to get Jager to control that while we fly
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>>39982326
Nope, it's forward facing in this case.
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo
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>>39982334
aww, but still I gotta go with the beautiful DAKKA bird

>>39982283
>>Take the Bronco
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>>39982283
>>Take the Malmo

The bronco fits amy perfectly
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>>39982313
The new aircraft tho
>Old school NIGHTRAVEN with old school interface
>foxhound
>FENRIR
Muh dick
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>>39982283
>>Take the Malmo
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>>39982359
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>>39982283
>>Take the Bronco

As fun as the Biafra Baby would be, I appreciate a beefier loadout.
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo

We small and nimble now
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo

The Bronco's closer to Amy's Warthog.
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>>39982366
Now I wish there was a sort of FREEFALL event where you get to strike at a satellite in low orbit with the nightraven.

Also
>tfw STEALTH FENRIR
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>>39982410
>4.5 MILLION
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>Take the Bronco
Salvo on station. WE IN IT NOW BOYS!
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>>39982283
>>Take the Bronco
I hereby claim this OV-10 Bronco as our ride, it's got extra seating for Jager and picnic supplies, and you can parajump out the back between the tail booms when you fold the rear door and turret down.
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>>39982419
>Laughing Project Aces.gif

Also, the stage theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSeJmWWRWbE
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>>39982443
You think that's bad?
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>>39982283
>>Take the Malmo
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>>39982455
>Level Inflation is over 9000
arfSfhsaggsngdnhoiyhyogsodothafflasnalf
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Speaking of infinity, I just completed the 5th Campaign Mission without paying a fucking cent.

Killing the Butterfly Master before the time limit with an LVL2 SU-35 was satisfying.
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>>39982283
>Take the Malmo
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>>39982613
>Lvl 2 sukhoi
>Butterfly master
Bloody lucky there chap.
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>>39982631
Wasn't much to do with luck. I found it was all in the timing of the Missile launches and waiting for opportunities to catch Camilla away from the Moskit's.
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So, I have fun with these....(1/??)
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>>39982686
MANGAFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
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>>39982686
(2/??)
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>>39982669
Sound tactic. Then again I was a knife fighter, so I'd stick myself in with guns if I get a chance in a pass so yeah.

>>39982686
DEM LEGS
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>>39982686
Dem heels
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>>39982708
8492/10 bang-up job
You done good
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>>39982708
Something simple for Amy...(3/??)
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>>39982708
I like how, barring the helmet, Lilian looks like a zeon pilot here.
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>>39982686

>bare skin between thighs

I know it's supposed to be fetish fuel, but goddamn I hope that girl has got some topical ointment on-hand because that shit is gonna chafe like a motherfucker.
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>>39982733
Aaaaand Karla.
Ver.1
{4/??)
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>>39982733
>Amy Ray
MANGAFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
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>>39982686
>>39982708
>>39982733
>>39982754

Based Mangafag!
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>>39982283
"I guess I'll take the Malmo, then." You say, pointing to the smaller plane. "Something tells me the Bronco will be better off in your hands."

"Sweet!" Amy grins and hops into the cockpit of the older ground attack plane. "Hm, yeah, not too different from the Warthog..."

Meanwhile, you hope into the Malmo's cramped cockpit. Fortunately, the Malmo was a civilian plane, so it was designed for ease of use. You immediately recognize the control layout and can discern which control did what. You also noticed the jury rigged switches controlling the newly added weapons.

"All right, Karla, me and your 'friend' here will hold down the fort here." Dad says over the radio. "Now this is important. You CANNOT leave any of these fuckers leave alive, you got me? Or they'll just send more people."

"I've already called for support from HQ. Artemis assets are inbound but it'll take at least an hour for them to arrive." Jager continues. "Hey, Old Man, you have anything better than hunting rifles?"

"What's wrong with them?" Dad huffs defensively.

"We've got a load of more... appropriate weaponry in the car." Jager says. "I think I can dash out and grab some extra weapons before the OB guys arrive."

It was a huge risk, you think, but then if it meant your Dad and Jager would be better armed...

>Let Jager go.
>Keep Jager here.
>Other
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>>39982754
and R18 version.
Blessed Age and Muv-Luv (laugh)
(5/5)
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>>39982710
Then again I'd spent quite a bit watching Whales make their runs in their OP superplanes so I just mimicked their tactics and it worked really well.

>>39982708
>DEM LEGS

>>>39982733
>Feddie Uniform
OHHH GOD YES.


>>39982754
>The Skimp

MANGAFAG STOP MY DICK CAN'T TAKE THIS!
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>>39982772
>>Let Jager go.
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>>39982772
>>Let Jager go.
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>>39982772
>Let Jager Go
>Other

We make him wait until we're in the air, then we cover his advance.
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>>39982772
>>Let Jager go.

>Kiss his cheek

"Goddess of victory giving out her blessing
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.
>>39982773
LEWD!
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>>39982772
>>Let Jager go.

Kiss for luck
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.

>>39982773
LEWD
E
W
D
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.
>kiss for luck
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.
He a pro at this bruh.


>>39982776
Ah, the old FOLLOW THE LEADER tactic.


>>39982805
mfw
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>>39982776
Oh and you know the Mobius tourney's going to be CLUBBER PRIDE WORLD WIDE galore
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>>39982845
Leaders are made to set the example, scrubs like me can only imitate and hope we imitate well.
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.
It's almost not even a question.
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.

>>39982806
>>39982828
>>39982844
Guys, we're in a plane, he's in the house. Kind of hard to kiss him.
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>>39982772
>>39982805
>>Let Jager Go
>>Other
>
>We make him wait until we're in the air, then we cover his advance.
this
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>>39982868
Well I've stocked up 41 fuel for this as of today, I made top 3000 in Fighter's Honor and I plan to make it to top 3000 this tourney, I want that Yellow Terminator.
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>>39982879
The thing is, those whales aren't so much leading as they are LOADSOEMONEing their way to the top
I mean, the X-49 costs EIGHT MILLION credits to unlock
If that and the R-101, XFA-27, and now the Fenrir don't scream WHALE-ONLY, FREE2PLAY PLS GO, I don't know what does
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>>39982893
over the radio then
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>>39982907
>41 Fuel
>Top 3k
You might be able to pull it off, but only the top 3k, and you'll still probably have to buy up
This is the Mobius tourney
Free players' words have no meaning here
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>>39982773
God that's lewd.

Also, karla and dad's reunion scene when? I want some d'aaaawwwws
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>>39982908
Probably. But they gave me ideas on how to take on that Pasternak wannabe so I'll credit them for that.

Also yeah the whale planes are annoying as fuck. It's hard for me to even get to the T-50, much less the R-101.
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>>39982772
>Let Jager go.
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>>39982922
I'll do my damndest anyway. I've got total F2P since I started in January, I don't plan to pay now.

(Especially since I'm a Burger and my account it EU for dumb reasons.)
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>>39982939
Welcome to this twisted game
Bamco's policy has become increasingly clear: cater to the whales, fuck everyone else, and keep those tourneys (and thus that fuel money) coming
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>>39982939
>>39982953
I hope BamCo goes ROFL and decides to put in random drop Gleipnirs in the future.
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>>39982930
Last week
Check the archives
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>>39982686
>>39982708
>>39982733
>>39982754
Deus Vult,
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>>39982980
No, in manga form.
It's Mangafag after all.

>>39983005
EVERY THREAD UNTIL THEY LIKE IT
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>>39983027
Until they truly appreciate the might of Belkan technology
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>>39983005
>>39982973
No...something even worse. Something that'll haunt your nightmares. The Avro Arrow 2: The Reckoning
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Hey there pilots, long time no see. In light of reading the last session, I am working on a picture of Karla giving her old man the famed "BELKAN PAWNCH". Unfortunately, I wasn't able to finish it by the time this thread started, but I sure am certain that it will be finished for next week's session.
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>>39983062
...I was present for that travesty
Goddammit Canuckshills, why won't you let the damn thing die?
Had more Soviet spies than the Manhattan project
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>>39983066
Can't wait!
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>>39983066
GOOD LUCK! I need the d'awws man.

>>39983078
>>39983062
>Avro Arrow will never see Strangereal
This makes me sad.
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>>39982754
I can do better, but I'm currently working on the BELKAN PAWNCH! pic. So I'm letting this slide.
but still. noice pics bruh.
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>>39983062
>>39983114
>inb4 There's a bunch of Arrows in the vaults beneath B7R.
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>>39983128
>Belkan vaults have been known to stock impossible SCIENCE! like GOOD MRE's
>The Last Vault has unique SCIENCE! like the Arrow and Blue Destiny
Yes
This is relevant to my interests
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>>39983156
>Blue Destiny

Hell no. We ain't letting that can of worms out.

I'd much rather us get a Zero system.
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>>39983156
Either that, or some gimmicky superweapon that relies of them known as The Bow and its Arrows.
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>>39983189
>Not wanting the ULTIMATE POWER FOR NON-NEWTYPES
Feddie scum, afraid of your own creation!

>>39983194
>Dat spoiler
>Actually Eirin
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>>39983220
>Not wanting Tactician Karla

Do you even strategic?
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>>39982772
"All right, but you don't move until I'm in the air." You instruct.

"Got it." Jager nods, already knowing what you're planning.

"All right, Magnet taking off!" Amy announces as the Bronco's engine roars to life and pulls out of barn. You wince at the loud rumbling the twin propeller engines make as they grind against your ears. It's been a long time since you've heard the sound of turboprops, back when you were flying in trainers.

However, you push the nostalgia out of your thoughts when you remember the current mission. You throttle up the Malmo and its single engine sputters to life. The small prop plane slowly pulls itself out of the barn and into the open field just in time to see the Bronco lift off into the sky. Your Malmo quickly follows suit.

"All right, I'm moving out." Jager says. "I'm counting on you to cover me."

"Always." You say as you and Amy orbit around the farm.

"Hey, Valk." Amy says, instinctively referring to you by callsign. "I'm gonna go ahead and rough up that incoming convoy."

That did sound like a good idea to buy some time, but then again, you're thinking that they might not be the only group arriving, and with you focusing on Jager, if Amy left there would be nobody watching over your Dad...

>Have Amy assault the convoy.
>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
>Other
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>>39983255
By that logic we should use the superior and much safer ALICE System.

Although that ups the ante of another one for the Karla-harem and a snarky 'co-pilot'...
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy assault the convoy.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
These OB guys are prepared for all contingencies, I reckon.

MOBILE STINGER PLATFORM, FUCK YEAH!
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>>39983282
>Have Amy assault the convoy.

It's probably their main force
Don't forget to stock up on fuel, buddies!
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy assault the convoy.

Just wack em.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy assault the convoy.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
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>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
Keep dad safe please.
>>39983189
just wait til they find this in a vault collecting dust.
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy assault the convoy.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy assault the convoy.
They weren't expecting a decent fight, and we don't need them zeroing in on Amy and the barn in the same run.
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy overwatch the farm.

There is no way dad is dying the day we met him. Zero chance of that.
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>>39983380
>anons wanting amy to assault convoy.
you guys are just falling for the tragic cliche of having the long lost relative be killed on the day you meet him.
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What's exactly in the last Belkan Vault.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
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>>39983492
>Open vault
>Gas released
>Everyone is now Karlasexual
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>>39983282
>>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
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>>39983507
>H-Manga end achieved.

It will be glorious.
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>>39983282
>Have Amy overwatch the farm.
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>>39983507
>Dad and Uncle
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>>39983517
>>39983507
Also, it ends with a lot of things exploding in the end.

Bomber Grape, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>39983541
EVERYONE
WAS I NOT CLEAR?
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>>39983507
>>39983517
I fear for Karla's mind and womb should she keep on her flying career. the sheer number of dickings out numbering the number of missiles fired.
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>>39983420
That depends on the dice god deciding it hates our guts today no matter what route we take.
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>>39983581
nah, only Jager gets to plumb this Belkan vault.
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>>39983592
Pretty much
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>>39983592
so you would intentionally vote for the worse option more likely to fuck us over and leave us at the mercy of the dice?
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>>39983517
Dohohoho
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>>39983619
On d10s? Yeah
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>>39983674
why the fuck would you do that?
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>>39983660
Frank: "Karla, welcome to my world"
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>>39983683
Cause the DCs changing based on what we pick will just be the difference between a 6 or 7 DC.
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>>39983660
My head says no
My other side says yes
Send help
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>>39983709
Ara ara~

>>39983700
No help
Only lewd now
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>>39983697
that makes no sense, why would you go for the worse option just to fuck us and the characters over?
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"Overwatch the farm, Magnet." You order. "We don't know how many there are or where they're coming from. Keep an eye on my dad. I'm counting on you."

"Um, r-right." Amy gulps as if she was just handed a live grenade. "I won't let you down."

"Jager, how are things down there?" You ask as you glance down at the road below.

"Almost there." Jager huffs. "Though a bit of aerial recon would be helpful."

You squint your eyes. Without any radar or optics, you were down to just your Mark 1 Eyeballs. That limited your ability to see from high altitude. You could always go lower, but then that would make you vulnerable to ground fire, and you were pretty damn sure the Malmo you were flying was not armored...

>Stay high.
>Go low.
>Other
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>>39983726
>>39983726
>>Stay high.
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>>39983726
>Go low.
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>>39983726
>Go low.
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>>39983726
>Go low.
gotta make sure Jager is safe
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>Stay high.
"I said it LOOKS clear."
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>>39983726
>Stay high.
Karla Weiss high as fuck
Thinking she's a Belkan Valkyrie and shit
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>>39983726
>>Stay high.
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>>39983726
>Other
Get cover when we go high. There has to be a fence or shrubbery or something so it's not so easy to get a bead on us.
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>>39983726
>Go low.
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>>39983726
>go high
>Are there any low altitude clouds around the area? If so....go low
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>Shrubbery
>mfw
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>>39983758
>shrubbery
>In a farm land
>where trees only go 20-30 feet
>when you want to go high.
you high m8?
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Remember anons,

It ain't over till the fat lady sings

Wait, that's actually rather bad in Karla's case....
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>>39983810
This isn't NEAR over
<<COME ON!>>
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>>39983808
I was just saying SOMETHING to take cover behind.
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>>39983810
it's bad if the singing is for us.
What we need to do is make sure Karla's doing the singing for them and not for the the people she cares about.
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>>39983822
>>39983810
>>39983825
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEfEOdgGU_c
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>>39983810
Crap, Byrnhilde did throw herself into the flames....
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>>39983847
>Deathflag.gif
To erase that image, have some chibi-Nitori.
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>>39983726
You decide it's not worth risking yourself to small arms fire and stay at your current altitude as you try to survey the ground ahead of Jager. From up here, the distance looked so far between him and the car...

>roll 1d10 (ID test. You need a 6 or lower.)
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39983903
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39983903
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>>39983910
>>39983913
WELL THEN
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>>39983909
>>39983910
>>39983913
And so, Jaeger fell in that forgotten piece of land, and Karla could do nothing, but scream in disbelief.
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>>39983909
>>39983910
>>39983913
>>39983914
had to be today huh, gonna be a long night....
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>>39983909
>>39983910
>>39983913
Can't see shit, cap'n.
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>>39983909
Better than nothing.

>>39983928
We always do tend to fail ID rolls....( with a few exceptions)
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>>39983910
>>39983913
>>39983914
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>>39983910
>>39983913
AGHHHHHHHH
IT'S GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
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>>39983910
>>39983913
Can't see shit cap'n.
fuck. our Jager bombs might be in danger!
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>>39983910
>>39983913
>>
And once again we fail an ID test because anons spam dice within second of each other and don't give the dice roller a chance to reset it's seed generator.
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>>39983933
>Forgotten piece of land
>Gensokyo welcomes you, Knightpuncher~
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>>39983962
Oh quit being so salty about it
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>>39983933
>mfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnhMNwaB4wU
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>>39983984
No.

You idiots spam dice rolls ensuring that the results cluster absurdly and don't vary at all, which on a d10 means we end up like this.
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Seriously Merc, when are we going to upgrade our ID skills? They've been consistently shit the entire quest and have remained exactly the same since the start. We've only ever passed like 4 ID checks to date.
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>>39983995

Whee~
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>>39984009
That's a valid point. Most of the Successful ID tests have been crits.
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>>39983995
Does it really take so long that this is a legitimate concern? I thought computers were supposed to be fast these days.
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>>39983903
Unfortunately, you don't see anything at all. While the field was clear, the trees were just too thick, and you couldn't see anything beneath all of the foliage.

"Negative, Jager. I have no visual." You report.

"Pity." Jager grunts. Maybe you should flush them out if they're there?"

Well, you could try strafing the treeline with your guns or rockets. However, you only had a limited number of rockets. Probably only enough for one attack run, while your guns weren't quite as efficient at wide area attacks...

>Strafe with guns.
>Strafe with rockets.
>Save your ammo.
>Other
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
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>>39984032
>>Strafe with rockets.
Always a good wake up call.
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>>39984032
>>Strafe with guns.

Save rocket ammo.
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>>39984032
>>Strafe with guns.
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>>39984032
>>Strafe with guns.

Oh look, a middle ground. Alwayss Pick Middle Ground.
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>>39984023
it's not even related to that issue, the die's seed generator is based on post time, so you post at the same time, you get the same results with almost no deviation

>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
we just need to identify them
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
POP POP WATCHING OB BASTARDS DROP

>Kira~ Karla
MUDHENNNNNNNN
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
start from the edge, corral them to cluster together when they're flushed out. Then unleash the rockets
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>>39983995
cry fucking more you fucking faggot, stop participating in the quest, nobody likes your input, all you do is bitch about dice rolls that don't go your way

I hope we fail more rolls and Jaeger dies and then maybe you will stop posting for fucking ever in this quest
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.
>>
Guise, whatchu listenin' at? Aside from that guy who loves Zero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCJq4BPYJiI
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>>39984022
and most of those that would have been successful were rendered invalid with 10's, including the crit successes...

>>39984032
>>Strafe with guns.
With the M3's replacing the quad .30 cals we should have about 3000 rounds between the two guns, we can spare a few bursts
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>>39984105
>Demetori
Bloody good taste.

Although I'm on an Urban Legend in Limbo high right now.
>TURBO HAG!!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSeJmWWRWbE
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>>39984023
The dice rolling code does not work that way, it's based on when you post, so lots of people posting at the same time equals shit dice. Yes it's shit and an outdated method of making 'random' dice rollers, but moot never touched it since its implementation.
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>>39984107
show us the math. How many seconds of gunfire do we have considering the M3's fire rate and the amount of ammo we have in the plane?
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>>39984094
So you hope the quest burns just to spite one anon? Jesus you're worse than the dice sperg.
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>>39984032
>Strafe with guns.

>>39984105
>Forgetting maximum overbuddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ta4VQOxFZ4
I need the adrenalin rush it gives to stay up
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>>39984133
Considering that you are said anon, I think the quest will do just fine without you.
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>>39984126
1500 rounds per gun
Each M3 can output about 1200 rounds per minute
We've got roughly 1:15 of continuous fire on these guns
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>>39984120
Lovely.
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>>39984126
at a RPM of 1200 for the AN/M3, which were what were mounted when the quad 30's were swapped out on a few USMC Bronco's, we have two and a half minutes continuous fire with 3000 rounds between the two guns.

Of course the guns couldn't run that long sustained, but they were intended for COIN work, doing short strafing runs and CAS while staying on target for a long time
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>>39984173
Lovely? Oh you haven't heard LOVELY just yet, chap.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwREK31glRs
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>>39984140
>>39984120
Listening to this sexy piece made by Nintendo. Dat guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG77HTdreh0

>>39984177
>>39984172
Noice, Now we know what we can do.
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>>39984156
I'm not, I don't care about the dice one way or the other, but you're acting like a massive faggot anon, you're being even worse than he is starting fights with everyone you perceive as some boogeyman. There are 25 people in this thread, not just yourself and some other lone faggot so deal with it and shut the fuck up the both of you.
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>>39984177
Wait a sec
Are you saying we have 3k rounds feeding EACH gun?
Because I thought it was 3k rounds split evenly between the two
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>>39984182

It's good enough that I ain't listening to demetori here man.
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>>39984177
derp, forgot that it's shared between the two, so we have one and a quarter minutes of fire between them

>>39984203
nah, I derped, it's getting late here and I've not slept in two ays
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>>39984216
Moshi Moshi, Koishi desu~
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCL9yQry_5k
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>>39984219
It's OK
Just remember
We use fiddy cals for a reason
We've kept based Ma Deuce (and variants) for a reason
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>>39984032
"Roger, firing guns." You say as you line up the nose of your little Malmo parallel to the treeline just behind your parked car. You switch off the jury rigged safety and your finger tightens on the trigger.

>roll 1d10 (Lower is better!)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39984245
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>>39984245
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>39984245
>>39984245
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>39984182
ca-ca.....casino jazz........
>>39984245
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>39984245
10 get.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>39984245
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>>39984259
>>39984261
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>39984245
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>>39984262
Well you're not wrong...
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39984245
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>>39984259
WAAAGH!!!!
>Orking intensifies
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>>39984259
Thanks guy.
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>These rolls
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>>39984259
>What OB forces sees when seeing Karla gunning for them
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>>39984259
>>39984261
"Yep, a little bit of pieces down there"
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>>39984285
>>39984288
After the 7 on the ID check, I guess the Golden dice smiled upon me
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>>39984261
CHOO CHOO ORDINARY WITCH COMING THROUGH
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbinUP3u_U8
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>>39984301
>Warhammer we've cleared the hotzone, thanks for the assist, Bravo Six out
>This is gonna be one heck of a highlight reel
>I heard that!
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GOD WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS ROLL A ONE DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL SOME SYSTEM IN THE BACKGROUND NOBODY CARES ABOUT ENSURES WE FAIL EVERY ROLL IN THE QUEST GODDAMN
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>>39984341
>Sure Bait.mp3
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>>39984341
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>>39984341
>some system nobody cares about
>nobody cares about dice

Try harder faggot, you're on /tg/ where we have statistics fetishes.
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>>39984333
>inb4 Meanwhile, on the ground.....
>"It's all YOUR fault!"
>>39984341
Nice b8, m8
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>>39984341
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>>39984341
bruh. The dice in this dc is a roll under check.
u just salty. So salty the salt turned into a hunk of solid rock.
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>>39984261
Flustered Karla in a late night meet up?
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>>39984259
Oh my. Looks like the scrubs in the shrubs are getting a haircut today. Post ground attack.
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>>39984388
more like a
*puts on glasses*
CLOSE SHAVE.
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>>39984388
>MPBM

>>39984400
/mgqg/ pls go back to monster raep
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>>39984400
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>>39984416
>>39984417
sorry, couldn't find an appropriate dealwithitsunglasses.jpg image. my bad. care to donate?
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Oh dear, late again...
>>39982686
>>39982708
>>39982733
>>39982754
>>39982773
Very nice! I think you beat me this time, I haven't finished yet.
>>39983126
Good to see you again, as if I'm in a place to say that, haha...
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>>39984445
Looking forward to it, drawbuddy.
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>>39984444
And this one
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>>39984445
Whoops, that's me...

Anyway, work in progress for id@lpilot. Probably won't finish tonight.
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>>39984445
You're not Mudhen, are you?
Because if you are then...
>KIRA~ KARLA WHYYYYYY
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>>39984465
I like it anyways though.
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>>39982772
>"I've already called for support from HQ. Artemis assets are inbound but it'll take at least an hour for them to arrive."

>>39982283
>"What about the Flanker?" You nod to the tiger striped fighter plane your father used to fly.
>"Completely busted." Dad shakes his head. "The engines are busted and I haven't been able to get them started up. And unlike turboprops, jet engines aren't easy to come by."

Sooooooo.


We're fixing our dads flanker up when/if we get out of this.

That old beast will fly once more. And we've got to get him under our wing - we lost him once, never again! Also someone repost manga's Dad Tango.
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>>39984465
...I get a very KH vibe from these faces
Also, Karla channeling her inner Takane
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>>39984465
>SIT VERY FUCKING TIGHT.jpg
At the rate things are going, we could have an ACQ art anthology book for the next Comiket.
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>>39984465
Goddamn that curve.
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>>39984495
>manga's Dad Tango
It was Chibs if I remember correctly.
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>>39984465
dayum son. I'd love to help you wit dat booty idolaces@project but each to their own designs.
>>39984462
>>39984448
>>39984444
Thanks. for the donation. Here's one that I found in return during my own search for better sunglasses.
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Goddamnit forget turning off that spoiler.
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>>39984245
You fire several quick bursts of .50 cal gunfire into the trees. It's more exploratory than anything, but your little fishing expedition bears fruit when you see two little blobs break cover and try to flee deeper into the trees. Looked to be a pair of camouflaged scouts or snipers. Grimacing, you hit your rudder pedals to shift your Malmo's nose a bit to the left and unleash a slightly longer burst of gunfire, and you see the two shapes below disappear in a cloud of dust as your tracers hit directly on target. You continue to fire a few more random, sustained bursts into the trees just in case.

"All right, I think you're clear." You say playfully.

"Thanks for the show." Jager says wryly as you watch him dash for the car. He pops open the trunk and grabs two duffel bags full of weapons and ammo and starts lugging them back to the barn. However, despite that very entrancing show of strength, you can tell Jager's pace was being slowed by the extra weight.

Meanwhile, the SUVs were barely a few hundred meters down the road. In a few seconds, they'd have a visual on Jager. However, they were still in the trees, making targeting them a bit a tricky. Plus, if you hit them now, the guys inside would just scatter into the treeline and you'd never be able to get them all. On the other hand, if you waited for them to go into the open, they'd be completely exposed.

>Try and attack the convoy now.
>Wait for them to come into the open.
>Other
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>>39984495
The tango was actually between Karla and Jaeger actually and it's called "The Belkan Tango"
Here's the repost for you.
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>>39984529
>Try and attack the convoy now.

30mm rocket time?
30mm rocket time
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>>39984509

BRB comitting sudoku.

I remember the initial post more where he was asking if In The Shadow Of Dad or The Boyfriend felt more appropriate :(

Now I kind of want to see the tiger striped dad version too
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>>39984529
>>Wait for them to come into the open.
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>>39984529
>>Wait for them to come into the open.
>>Other
"Jeager, heads up, tangos inbound. Hit the dirt. I'll wait for them to get closer before I open fire to catch more of them. When I do, run for the house."
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>>39984529
>Try and attack the convoy now.
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.
Let the prey in closer~

>>39984524
>mfw
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>>39984529
>Try and attack the convoy now.
Use Rockets
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.
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>>39984529
>Try and attack the convoy now.
Deterrence. Deterrence. Deterrence.
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>>39984556
support
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>>39984529
>>Try and attack the convoy now.
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>>39984529
>>39984556
THIS
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>>39984465
All this lewd art and not enough lewd stories with these girls...
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.

The patient hunter gets the prey.
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>>39984529
>>39984556

do it
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>>39984589
Rules of nature?
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.
"Time to sprint Jager!"
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>>39984578
You have Lillian and his Fiance.
You have Karla and Jaegerbombs.
Use your Imagination.

Are you Amy? Cuz you sound jealous and flustered from all of the lewds.
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.
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>>39984529
>>39984556
this
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>>39984609
>Lilian
>his
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>>39984465
WHY YOU NO IRC THO?
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>>39984529
>>Wait for them to come into the open.
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>>39984609
>Lillian is a he
WELL I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT KIND OF GIRL SHE REALLY IS
Kinky~
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>>39984606
No, Greater Good.
https://youtu.be/n4bY4EeS8G8?t=28s
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>>39984529
>Wait for them to come into the open.

>>39984474
Not enough stars! Need more night missions to show off the sparkles!
>>39984496
I need to practice more, haha. You picked up on the fact I used to doodle KH fanart.
>>39984512
>idolaces@project
Oh my, that's a fantastic name. And you're welcome to draw it, too! Manga suggested it as a theme last week.
>>39984524
Love it!
>>39984536
And very nice!
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>>39984656
I hate myself when that happens.
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>>39984666
It's the facial style that gives it away-KH likes the angular lines on its faces, and the proportions seem skewed towards very round or very skinny a lot
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>>39984666
Stars, you say?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351cD3wZuUc
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>>39984529
"Jager, hit the dirt!" You warn as you circle your Malmo around to engage the convoy. You make sure the make the turn wide enough so you can time your approach to right when the convoy breaks the treeline.

Sure enough, a long line of black SUVs, about six in total, barrel down the road. The convoy breaks the treeline, and grinds to a halt when they see your group's car blocking the road. It's only for a few seconds, but it's all you need as you switch off the safety on your rocket pods.

>roll 1d10 (AtG roll. You need a 4 or lower for maximum effect!)
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39984767
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>39984767
Here comes the snow!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39984767
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>39984767
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>>39984652
There's an Endless Sky IRC channel?
>>39984694
Could draw to this all night! Thanks for the link.
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>>39984775
Alright, we're good.
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>>39984775

Yay.
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>>39984775
That's gotta hurt.
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>>39984770
>>39984775
>>39984777
<<That's a kill!>>
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>>39984775
And the snow still works.
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>>39984777
>>39984770
So from what I'm getting here, we got off by the skin of our teeth, right?
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>>39984775
Good job anon!
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>>39984785
>There's an Endless Sky IRC channel?
the #SWQ channel is where most peeps and QM's and drawfags involved with the SWQ/SW89?MercBot quests hang out.
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>>39984785
Probably the communal Planefag/Ghost/Merc/MausTONKS WHEN IRC
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>>39984785
Platina Jazz is a godsend for us all.
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>>39984799
Barely.
Seems Warhammer didn't like his job taken by two upstart here.
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>>39984799
It's best of 3 not how many successes of 3.
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>>39984770
that was too close anon.
>>39984775
noice
>>39984799
yup.
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>>39984825
It would be funny if Warhammer was part of Artemis though.

Then you realize the Warhammer FCO in MW3 is a girl so...
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>>39984825
which reminds me, where is that salty dog?
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>>39984821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih-uRkS8gHQ

related videos from platina jazz. God bless youtube.
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>>39984850
Dat Cruel Angel's Sax though
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>>39984843
Or maybe in artemis Warhammer will be an all-female crew like wildcard.
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>>39984785
I DEMAND you join the #swq channel. Merc is a robot so he doesn't really mind if you don't, but we want you!
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>>39984906
>Pilot and Copilot are Major Kong expies
>Thermal TV operators are KTKM and Ooi
>Gun crews are team 9-ball
>FCO is Marisa-ze
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I just realized.
>Ghosteyes is an AWACS in whom we only know his voice.
>Ghosteyes is in charge of Team Wild Card, an all female team of fighter pilots.
>Ghosteye's Angels.
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hey, this one is quite good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaBROUSnj8A
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>>39984964
Uh
You sure you don't mean Loki?
Because I'm pretty sure Emmeria never fielded an all-female fighter unit
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>>39984971
I just found the cover of Tank.

Time to double the the datajazz .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OKEjgj0rv4
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>>39984985
It was just Lanner.

>Loki's Angels
better?
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>>39984985
>>39984964
>Once upon a time, there were four different little girls, who grew up to be four different young pilots...
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Ms5JjalME
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>>39984993
Yeah
Better
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>>39984939
>#swq
I'm trying, but I know nothing about IRC, so it's taking a little while.
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>>39985005
>>39984993
THis has to be a thing now.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkSx9Hckxis
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>>39985033
But anon
It already is
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>>39985039
But it has no art
WITH THE POSES AND EXPLOSIVE BACKGROUND AND EVERYTHING
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>>39985027
ahahahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>39985049
SOMEONE GET ON THIS
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>>39985027

www,rizon.net
go chat
enter that #swq on channel name
profit.
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>>39985062
Noted.
Query: Skintight suits with Missiles flying in the background?
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>>39984767
Your twin rocket pods expend themselves as they launch dozens of rockets towards the SUV convoy. You watch with slightly restrained glee as you walk rockets right down the line. You see a rocket punch right through the windshield of the lead SUV, causing to explode like an overripe fruit while the next two behind it are similarly torn apart. The next two are thrown into their air like toys before crashing to the ground. The sixth and last SUV quickly begins to reverse back to the relative safety of the trees while the survivors of the attack try to extricate themselves from their wrecked vehicles, only to be picked off by precision fire from Jager.

"Nice shooting." Jager compliments you.

"Nice shooting yourself." You return the kindness.

"All right, I'm moving. That's probably not the last of them." Jager grunts and you see him get back up and hustle to the safety of the barn.

"Valk, Valk, we got trouble!" Amy almost shouts. "I see helicopters incoming!"

Goddamn.

"What does it look like we've got?" You ask as you set course back to the barn. Ground forces was one thing, but air support was a whole different story!

"Looks like two groups. Four Hueys in one and two Hinds!" Amy says. "How about you take one and I grab the other?"

>Attack the Hinds
>Attack the Hueys
>Other
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>>39985107
YES!
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>>39985107
Or riding a missile.

>>39985117
>>Attack the Hinds
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hinds

>>39985107
As many as you can fit
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>>39985107
IMPERATORIS VULT
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>>39985117
>>Attack the Hueys

>>39985107
Yes, maybe an explosion too.
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hinds
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hueys
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hinds
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hinds
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hueys
Godfuckingdammit they're packing some serious heat.

Their commander must know Weiss-Papa fairly well.
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>>39985135
It's no parody of Charlie's Angels if there's no explosion in the background.
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Quick question, I know what a Huey is, but what's a Hind?
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>>39985166
Mil Mi-24 Hind
Russian-designed combat helicopter
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>>39985117
>"Valk, Valk, we got trouble!" Amy almost shouts. "I see helicopters incoming!"
This is why we had Amy do Overwatch. Otherwise we'd find a dead daddy and/or an explosion when we came back from dealing with the convoy.
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>>39985166
...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-24
NATO code: Hind.
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>>39985166
Soviet gunship. Attack helicopter and troop transport.

This is an upgraded South African version.
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>>39985166
Attack helicopter
Also carries soldiers
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>>39985183
The Russian Super-hind tho
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>>39985117
>hinds
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>>39985117
>>Attack the Hinds
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hueys

Give Amy the tougher Hinds.

>ice cream
Captcha, those are cupcakes.
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>>39985202
The Super Hind upgrades are carried out by a South African company, ATE-Aerospace.
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>>39985166
Also known as the "flying tank"
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>>39985117
>Attack the Hinds
"Colnel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
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>>39985202
the Super Hind is South African, the russians own verion of the super hind is the modernised upgrade packages for the Mi-35
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>>39984431
Couldn't resist
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>>39985232
>Twin snakes
Ayyyy

>>39985222
Based South Africans.
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>>39985232
Why the fuck wouldn't they be here? Do you not know Ace Combat?
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>>39985250
Dude, do you even METAL GEARRRRRR

>>39985244
... Fuck.
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>>39985250
>Missing the Metal Gear joke
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>>39985250
>the joke
>your head
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>>39985244
Prepare your center torso rear.
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>>39985268
That's the best picture I've seen in a week... fukken saved.
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>>39984804
>SWQ Channel rules
>#1 Inquis is a slut
>#2 There are no other rules

I like this place already!
Now who's Inquis and does he ERP?
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>>39985337
I blame hiimdaisy.

>>39985358
Inquis is a channel regular and is the lewdest
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"I'll take the Hinds." You say as you bank your Malmo towards the two distant contacts.

"Um, you sure?" Amy asks in a perplexed tone. "Those things are pretty damn heavily armed and armored..."

"I'll make it work. Plus I don't really have the ammo to take on multiple targets anyways." You say.

"Um, sure, okay." Amy says uncertainly as her Bronco banks away to meet the Hueys.

The Hinds also seem to notice your approach and turn towards you, intent on taking you down as well. You check the status of your weapons. You only had four missiles, which you had to use sparingly. However, you still had plenty of .50 cal ammo, but if you remember correctly, Hinds were mostly armored enough to withstand that kind of firepower...

>Guns
>Missiles
>Other

>Guns
>Missiles
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>>39985403
>Guns
We may not be a hog, but we can BRRRTTTT just as fine!
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>>39985403
>Missiles
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>>39985403
>Guns

FIDDY
CALS
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>>39985403
>>Missiles
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>>39985403
>>Missiles
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>>39985403
>>Guns

We'll just have to aim well.
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>>39985403
>Missiles
>follow up with guns
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>>39985403
>Missiles
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>>39985403
>Missiles
HINDS ARE DESIGNED TO BE IMMUNE TO .50CAL FIRE
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>>39985403
>Aim for the Rotor blades!
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>>39985403
>Missiles
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>>39985463
HIND ROTOR BLADES ARE DESIGNED TO BE IMMUNE TO .50CAL FIRE
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>>39985477
what about the rotor axle?
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>>39985477
FIDDY CALS CAN'T BREAK HIND ROTORS
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Why the all caps?

(Also, what are we gonna do about this whole 'we're kinda flying into a bad matchup' thing?)
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>>39985489
>>39985477
but rockets can
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>>39985500
>Not having faith in the Baby
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>>39985403
>Missiles
Time to get in it.
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>>39985500
If the guns fail, we use rockets
If the rockets fail, we use fuel
Because jet fuel CAN melt rotors
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>>39985403
>Missiles
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>>39985507
WE JUST USED ALL OUR ROCKETS
>>39985488
WHAT PART OF "IMMUNE TO HEAVY MACHINEGUN FIRE" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
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>>39985521
YOU
YOU FORCED MY HAND
PIC RELATED
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>>39985403
>Missiles

Captcha's asking for pizza, but one of those was a doughnut. Did we overload it last week?
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>>39985533
BUT WHERE IS THE JET FUEL
MUH DEBRIS FIELD
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>>39985537
My Captcha was noodles. I hope we don't spill some spaghetti...
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>>39985545
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>>39985526
>>39985489
>>39985477
Note that Merc Command stated
>armored enough to withstand that kind of firepower...
He did not state
>armored enough to be immune to that kind of firepower...
Check your wording anon. It's obvious you're salty.
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>>39985403
>>Missiles

Thanks for the quest again this week, Merc!
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>>39985526
parts of the fuselage are armored against 23mm cannon fire, namely the cockpit and just behind the doors covering the first transport benches, but the rest is vulnerable to 30 cal MG fire
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>>39985403
You switch on your missiles. Sticking to guns was not a guaranteed kill, and with things like Hinds in the air, you did NOT want them sticking around for too long. You flip off the safeties on your missiles and wait for the tone to indicate a lock, only to remember that your little Malmo didn't actually have a radar or fire control system. You just had to trust that the built in sensors in the missiles could handle things.

>roll 4d10 (AtA roll. You need a 6 or lower.)
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Rolled 4, 4, 8, 9 = 25 (4d10)

>>39985620
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Rolled 5, 8, 8, 1 = 22 (4d10)

>>39985620
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Rolled 4, 2, 3, 9 = 18 (4d10)

>>39985620
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Rolled 9, 6, 4, 8 = 27 (4d10)

>>39985620
and here. we. go.
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Rolled 6, 10, 7, 1 = 24 (4d10)

>>39985620
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Rolled 10, 4, 10, 4 = 28 (4d10)

>>39985620
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>>39985631
Not bad at all.
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>>39985631
I think this is the best we can come up with for now.
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>>39985631
three successes

>>39985629
one crit and one normal success
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>>39985631
noice.
>>39985637
you fool. count yourself lucky that you're late.
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>>39985666
>>39985637
Obviously he was just confirming an attack order, Satan.
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>>39984465

MUDHEN, DO YOU HAVE A TWITTER, PIXIV, DEVIANTART OR SOMEWHERE YOU POST YOUR ART OTHER THAN THIS THREAD
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>>39985666

10-4, 10-4.
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>>39985705
Uh, say again your last, over.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39985620
...
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>>39985743
WHERE IS YOUR IMPERVIOUS ARMOR NOW CROCODILES?!!
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>>39985743
1 hind goes down in flames, another takes a bad hit and also goes down shortly after.
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>>39985743
All according to plan bay bee!
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>>39985775
FUCKING MATHBLASTER!!
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>>39985775
>posts pic of Math blasters
Man that takes me back to my kindergarten days.
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>>39985743

I see that they bought the stock Hinds, not the South Africanized one.
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>>39985743
You unleash all four missiles at the pair of oncoming Hinds. You watch as the first two streak in towards the lead Hind, with one missile crashing straight into the cockpit and the second driving itself right into the engine intake. The second Hind sees what's coming and deploys flares. One missiles is completely thrown off and nosedives into the ground, while the second explodes prematurely, sending the Hind spinning briefly out of control from the shockwave. However, to your dismay, the Hind regain controls and you can see its chin gun moving to track you.

>Wave off to dodge.
>Open fire!
>Other
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>>39985843
>>Wave off to dodge.
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>>39985843
>>Wave off to dodge.
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>>39985843
>Wave off to dodge.
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>>39985843
>Wave off to dodge.

Let's dance, you fat fuck.
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>>39985843
>Wave off to dodge.
EVASIVE ALGORITHMS!
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>>39985843
>>Open fire!

Our gun stat is the strongest thing in the skies.
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>>39985843
>Wave off to dodge.
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>Wave off to dodge.
Goin' UP!
Captcha was more pasta and noodles.
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>>39985872
>Obligatory cirno joke goes here
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>>39985843
>Wave off to dodge.
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>>39985885
Karla and Jager playing calvinball will be hilarious.


>>39985904
>mfw
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>>39985843
Errr we had 3 successes and the Hind didn't beat any of them with its roll, why did the missile that should have hit it asplode early?

>>39985872
That might actually mean something if we weren't carrying 50's and flying head on against the thickest armor on the Hind...
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>>39985922
>why did the missile that should have hit it asplode early?

Suspense, prolonged action, and Drama.
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>>39985922

Because it was just that well done. If we'd gotten 2/1's on all rolls and he rolled a 10 for them, then I'd cry foul.
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>>39985914
>plays Calvinball
>Jaeger always gets surprised when Karla resorts to deploying the belkan surprise and utilizes her belkan clay.
>Karla wins round 1 of the tease.
>Jaeger wins round 2
> Round 3:..?????
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>>39985843
You instinctively pull back on the stick as hard as you can, putting the Malmo in a steep climb in a hopeful effort to get out of the Hind's line of fire.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>39985962
DICE
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39985962
Rolling
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>39985962
errr
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>39985962
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>39985962
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>>39985967
Livin' large, anon!
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>>39985967
BLOODY BANG-ON JOB MATE
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>>39985967
Wow. This session's weather is a full on snowstorm.
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>>39985988
Damn straight!
Appropriate music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP7R6XENCUs
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>>39985967
We just maneuvered the Hind into terrain didn't we?
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>>39986015
more like made it try and do a backflip upon which it failed and crashed into the ground.
>Silly hind, helicopters fly right side up! not upside down!
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>>39986030
>Insert ACE COMBAT ASSAULT HORIZON HELICOPTER MISSIONS FOR IDIOTS here
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>>39986015
This thread reeks of CREEEEED!
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>>39985962
You manage to pull away fast enough that the Hind doesn't even get a shot off, and you continue to gain altitude so it can't track you, either.

"Uhhhh, uhhhhh, Valk, bad news." Amy says guiltily. "Two of those Hueys slipped past. I'm circling around to reengage, but I don't think I'm gonna make it on time!"

Sure enough, up ahead, you see a pair of Hueys, fully laden with troops, heading directly toward the farm, with the door gunners firing sporadic bursts at the ground and in your general direction.

"Don't worry about the Hind, Karla. I can handle it." Jager says.

"Are... are you sure?" You blink.

"Yeah, I'm sure." Jager assures you.

>Makes sure the Hind goes down.
>Take out the Hueys.
>Other
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>>39986048
TACTICAL GENIUS HURRRRR
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
Don't you dare touch our dad!
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>>39986055
>>Take out the Hueys.

Trust in the Jager
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>>39986055
>Trust Jager
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>>39986073
Then you might wanna change your vote.

>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986087
>>39986085

Guys, he's saying he can deal with the Hind. The HUEYS are the ones after the farm.
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>>39986055
>>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986087
quoted the wrong part here meant

>>39986055

>>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986089
>>39986087
>>39986085
>>39986073
you guys are getting your priorities mixed up.
Jager is telling us that he'll handle the hind. He wants us to take care of the Hueys. You're voting against his suggestion.
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
Jager if there was ever a time not to be a jobber, now's the FUCKIN' time.
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>>39986055
>>Take out the Hueys.
>>39986084
thanks for pointing that out, I derped
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>>39986055
>>Take out the Hueys.
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.
Needed to change my vote there.
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>>39986055
>>Take out the Hueys.
deleted my first vote because I'm a moron
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>>39986055
>Take out the Hueys.

>"Don't worry about the Hind, Karla. I can handle it." Jager says.
I'm guessing he brought a Stinger.
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>>39986123
Likely.
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>>39986123
Or a torpedo
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>>39986132
Amen, Hallelujah, peanut butter.
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>>39986132
>torpedo
>anti naval
>use on land to take out air units.
you derped real hard there anon.
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>>39986132
>>39986140
Oh it's going to be one of THOSE attacks again huh?

>>39986143
Bro do you even BLACK LAGOON
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>>39986132
Unfortunately there is no conveniently placed ramp
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>>39986055
>"Uhhhh, uhhhhh, Valk, bad news." Amy says guiltily. "Two of those Hueys slipped past. I'm circling around to reengage, but I don't think I'm gonna make it on time!"
Can someone who follows this quest closer than me explain why we have her here instead of Lara?
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>>39986155
She was the one we took in from last voting IIRC.
Mostly for shenanigans.
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>>39986155
Hijinks mostly
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>>39986155
Because we figured we could handle the 'handicap', and it amused us.
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>>39986153
Just another day on ACQ, mate.

>>39986154
WE WILL MAKE ONE.
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>>39986155
to send her fluster levels to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
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>>39986164
Oi frosty, you're late again!
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>>39986155
and so far, we've handled the handicap like a boss. so deal with it.
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>>39986175
>mfw

>>39986173
>Uh, Mr Weiss?
>Yeah?
>You don't happen to have a ra--
>DON'T WORRY SON, I GOT THIS
>Papa weiss proceeds to push a remote, and a DAIMOS-SIZE ramp appears out of freaking nowhere
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>>39986184

What? I never had a problem with her coming along. (Me being >>39986172.) Apologies if I offended. Like you said, we've been doing pretty alright either way.
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>>39986204
no it was actually to link your response in >>39986172 to >>39986155
I never did intend to insult you.
So Sorry.
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>>39986143
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-3FOeBXDHA
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>>39986211
Ah, I getcha. S'alright, no big.
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So whos hyped for strike witches 3?
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>>39986281
... Wut.
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>>39986224
>Pilot wants to be a cowboy, but became a pilot
>Doesn't simply kill them when able
That said, I love that fuckin' show.
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>>39986281
You can't be serious. A THIRD SEASON??!

>>39986292
Revi tho
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>>39986286
http://hukugouzainahibi.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-2124.html
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>>39986286
Word from the Nips is 502nd, Brave Witches
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>>39986301
>a full season of voiced georgette (?)
Kinda want
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>>39986055
"You sure you got it?" You ask cautiously.

"Yes." Jager say with a hint of exasperation.

You reluctantly bank away from the Hind and line up with the pair of Hueys. As you pass the barn, you could see two figures on the roof, fiddling with a MANPADS launcher.

"Where the HELL were you hiding that?!" You gasp at the sight of the stinger missile launcher mounted snugly on Jager's shoulder. "Don't tell me it was in the trunk the whole time!"

"Never know when you might need one." Jager points out. "And yes. It's been in the trunk this whole time."

"You got quite the odd group of friends..." Dad sighs.

"Oh Dad, you don't even know the half of it." You laugh as Jager fires the stinger, the missile looping and arcing through the air before slamming into the Hind, snapping the tail off right before the entire craft is engulfed by fire.

"You and me are gonna have words." You grunt to Jager.

However, you don't linger too long on the sight, as you still have two Hueys to deal with.

>roll 2d10 (GUN skill. You need a 7 or lower.)
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d10)

>>39986318

Here comes the snow
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d10)

>>39986286
>>39986300
Actually, its already announced quite a long time ago.
After OVAs there will be new SW Series.

>>39986317
>No Mack
meh.

>>39986318
>>roll 2d10 (GUN skill. You need a 7 or lower.)
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>>39986317
AND Cupcakeski
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)

>>39986318
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>>39986321
NUFF. FUCKIN. SAID.
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10)

>>39986318
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>>39986309
thank god as I don't think even Japan would like yet another rehash of things with the 501st.
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>>39986323
Come on Manga, at least there's best french in there.

>>39986326
L-lewd...
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>>39986335

>This is japan
>land of shittastes and reharshes
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>>39986321
That's not snow. That's a goddamn blizzard.
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>>39986300
Revi...
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>>39986343
if its really about 502nd, i am hyped more about Nipa and Sasha.
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>>39986344
Even they have limits.
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>>39986352
Imagine her tag-teaming with Rally Vincent tho.
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>>39986361
Crash-witch tiem!
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>>39986348

I think we've discovered the Valkyrie's true talent.

The older a plane she flies, the more amazing she becomes.

We're attuned to flying history.

Remember, we got our name in a -phantom-.

This just reaffirms my desire to salvage dad's balkan flanker now. it's gotta be a legendary plane of some kind.
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>>39986380
SKYHAWK WHEN
FOCKE WULF WHEN
FOKKER TRIPLANE FUCKING WHEN
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>>39986367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE4wO-Qt48

This has been my theme music all night long...
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>>39986380
oy. Don't for get Project: Repair Pixy's Morgan sitting in our garage.
Although I wonder what would happen if we actually found Cypher's Eagle at a garage sale.
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>>39986380
>This just reaffirms my desire to salvage dad's balkan flanker now. it's gotta be a legendary plane of some kind.
Fuck yeah I'm all for that.

When we do that we can finally sell our Falcon and use the money to help rebuild that Morgan or buy a Black Widow.
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>>39986380
So Strikers 1945 time?
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>>39986393
Salvo I can now confirm that you have bloody good taste.
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE_ofAg8POY
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>>39986416
>Strikers 1945
Lel
Dat pun, it's so funny it hurts
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>>39986428
That's an actual shmup series as for the similarities to the title of SW89? intentiona homage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XD_QAH91GQ
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>>39986451
I know man. I used the unholy hell out of the shinden in there.

>tfw no more strikers 1945 cabinets in the arcades near my place
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>>39986421
Hey, we should be friends. Also, I've yet to hear any piece of music from Cowboy Bebop that wasn't top notch.
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>>39986463
True that man, true that.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
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>>39986462
Mame (shmupmame to be exact) is your friend there.
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>>39986488
Yeah, maybe I should get around to downloading that.

Although I've got my hands full with touhou already so yeah
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>>39986463
well that's too bad. But that's cuz it's just too good to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUTMw7rEsDk
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We're at page 9 and at 516 posts, we should tone it down and wait for Merc Command
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>>39986538
>>39986526

that won't help any anon
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>>39986318
You line up your Malmo with the pair of Hueys closing in on the barn and open fire with the twin .50s. Now, the Huey was a nice, respectable helicopter, but it simply was not as well armored as a Hind was. You see the first Huey in your sights literally fall apart under the sail of bullets as the massive .50 caliber rounds tore through steel and flesh alike. What's left of the aircraft plummets to the ground when you nose over to the second Huey. The door gunners open fire on you in an attempt to chase you off, but it's too late as you respond with your own burst of gunfire, tearing through the cockpit and sending the Huey into an irrecoverable spin, sending parts and sometimes men flying off in all directions before shattering on the ground like glass.

"Aw man, you left nothing for sweet old me?" You hear a familiar and very annoying voice.

"Wolf." You roll your eyes.

"Yep! You miss me?" Wolf chuckles as his F-22 streaks by overhead.

"No. No I don't." You say nonchalantly.

"Oooooh, harsh as always." Wolf laughs. "And Amy? Find a boyfriend yet?"

"Fuck off." Amy grunts.

It's then that you see the wave of Artemis helicopters incoming. If there were any OB forces left in the area, they'd be long gone by now with a sight like this.

"Looks like we pulled through, somehow." Dad sighs.

"Don't think you're off the hook, Dad." You remind him. "You still gotta make up for all those years you missed."

"Yes, I'm aware." Dad sighs. "You're not going to tell your mother about this... are you?"

You just remain silent.

"Karla...?" Dad says helpless. "T-this isn't funny Karla, please answer..."

Heh, maybe you'll leave him to squirm for a little while longer....

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Don't forget Vertical Tanks on Saturday and PJ Witches on Sunday!
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>>39986585
thanks for the thread Merc!
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>>39986585
Thanks for the run, Merc! See you next time.
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>>39986585
Thanks merc. Great thread as always
>Troll Karla
ufufufufufufu~
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>>39986585
thanks for today boss!

>"Karla...?" Dad says helpless. "T-this isn't funny Karla, please answer..."
Heh
hehehehehehehe.
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>>39986585
That was a fun session.
What a snowstorm of rolls.
See ya next week.
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Well he does deserve it.
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>>39986585
It was a good time, Merc!
Operation complete. Ammo 30%, Fuel at 20%.
Salvo flight is RTB at this time. Until next time ACQ.
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Now I really want to see art of Papa and Mama Weiss.
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>>39982686
>>39982708
>>39982733
>>39982754
>>39982773
Pretty late, but:
>"It feels like we're wearing NOTHING AT ALL"
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>>39986627
Mama Weiss will probably kill Papa weiss.
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>>39986683
AND IT MUST BE DONE

Am I the only one here who wants to see Papa Weiss as Liam Neeson and Mama Weiss as Audrey Hepburn?
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>>39986695
If Papa Weiss is any less than TLoU Joel Imma be real sad.
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>>39986683
nah, though she might break his pelvis with makeup sex
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>>39984465
Always did wonder how the hell they get into those suits...

Maybe when exploring a Vault, a Wildcard steps into a machine that closes up (privacy-purposes), removes their clothes, and fabricates a custom made suit around them.
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>>39986719
G Gundam Motion Trace suits, son.


>>39986702
No see Joel is good and all, but he's too young. You need something like a grizzled veteran with silver hair for that.

>>39986715
>Insert Nun and Bullseye here
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>>39986715
Can't see that happening, the neighbor next door popped the questioned and I think she said yes.
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>>39986746
>Papa Weiss' Roaring Rampage.webm
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>>39986695
>>39986683
She's gonna give him the BELKAN PUNCH!
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>>39986695
weird, I imagined Papa Weiss as Old!Joesph Joestar.
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>>39986746
Nah, Mama Weiss is loyal to Papa Weiss, even though he might not deserve her, but he'll make it up to them both.
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>>39986757
>IMMA PUNCH YOU TILL YOU CAN'T TELL WHERE YOUR FACE IS ANYMORE
>I'MSORRYHONEYREALLYIJUSTHADTODOITPLEASEDONTKILLMEOHSHITSHESKILLINGMEHEL--
[They had lots of sex afterwards]
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>>39986775
Only if he doesn't drop his wine when flying fighters.
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>>39986776
Not really, he slept with the other guy. I mean she thought he was dead and moved on.

I don't know.
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>tfw I had the last pic before the image limit
Welp, haven't reached image limit in a Merc quest in a while.

>>39986843
I wonder how she'll react when Papa-weiss calls
>Hello?
>HEAVY BREATHING
>H-Hello? who i-is this?
>MORE HEAVY BREATHING
>OKAY FU--
>in a spooky voice
>Hhhhiii hoonnneeyyyy
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>>39986843
well this just got depressing and shitty fast

hopefully that went nowhere and never became a thing while we've been chasing dad
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DAMMIT MISSED THE THREAD AGAIN
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>>39986885
In that case, Yandere papa weiss soon?
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>>39986885
He proposed if I recall and accepted.
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>>39986947
Now I really hope nothing came of that.
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>>39986953
>>39986947
QUICK GET PAPA WEISS ON THE PHONE

BETTER YET
>DRAMATIC WEDDING OBJECTION!!!!



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