LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTWE TOOK CARE OF THE HUNTERWE DRANK A LOT WITH VEGETAWE WENT INTO OUR MIND WAY TOO DEEPWE MET SPACE JESUSWHY ARE WE BACK ON EARTH AND NOBODY KNOWS USWHY IS VEGETA FIGHTING KABUYA>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>40098318>YOU CURRENTLY CONTROL PRINCESS VEGETACharging towards Kabuya, you can't seem to quite land a solid hit on her, she recovered faster than you expected she would, and quite frankly, even though you're landing blows on her arms where she's blocking, it's not doing much damage.When she releases a kiai to push you back, causing you to slide on your heels across the Lookout, you're both once again left staring each other down, no damage on you, and not very much at all on her.This might be a little bit tougher than you had thought.You'll still take this Usurper to your birth right down, she doesn't deserve to call herself the Queen of Saiyans.No one does.>A. Charge Again>B. Defend>C. Ki Attack>D. Keep away.>E. Write in
Is it bad that i want us to roll horribly because I want Kabu to win?
>>40098342>D. Keep away.>>40098376Yes
IT'S ON MOTHERFUCKERS!>>40098342>>C. Ki AttackGALICK GUN!
Small note, currently running this solo, as I think Chuckles is asleep or doing some other thing.
>>40098342>C. Ki AttackBlow them to hell.
>>40098342>C. Ki AttackTest the waters with it, not that much power.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bckwkw9a4s
>>40098342>>D. Keep away.
>>40098342>C. Ki Attack
>>40098376>wanting some uppity brat to beat our superior VegetaWhat is WRONG with you!?On the other hand, if this was Space Monkeys right now and you said the reverse, I'd be saying the same thing.Funny how that works, huh?
Rolled 67, 56, 52 + 5 = 180 (3d100 + 5)Galick Gun won out for the momentRoll me 1d100+12 please?Best of 3
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>40098536
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098536GALICK GUN!
Rolled 8 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098536
Rolled 86 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098536
>>40098580I'm surprised you didn't crit
>>40098577you're shooting blanks mate
>>40098580YAY, YOU DID IT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeUMCgZdEyU
>>40098577Dice bot, why did you not roll. I told you to roll
Rolled 44 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098605>>40098577GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT I SAID ROLL YOU STUPID BITCH
>>40098587I only gave up the left side of my mustache, had I given the whole thing I would have nat 100'd.Besides, that's a grand total of 98, so it's almost an unnatural crit.
>>40098536Its back fuckers!Its TIME!
Come on, guys, get some real music! in the mean time, I can't hype without my Grape Kirin Mets.
>>40098376Kabu has been shown to hit outside of her own power level/weight class. If she wins, it's because of her usual cunning and underhanded fighting style that can turn a battle around even if her opponent lets his or her guard down for a second.On the other hand, Femgeta appears to be more prudent and calculating than her male counterpart. Combine this with her frontline combat skills and tenacity, and she's pretty much a wiser, stronger, and less arrogant version of Vegeta around this point in time. She can also hit outside of her weight class/power level because of this.I'm just excited to be here, to be honest. I'm a fan of both of them.
>>40098587Wouldn't Kabuya afterimage out of the way and ki attack us while we're occupied, or is our blast aimed at her friends and Nappa?
>>40098679Vegeta always was the best at getting his shit kicked in.Make him not suck and keep that ability?One hell of an opponent.
>>40098580You fool! Don't you know what happens when you beat a saiyan to near death?
>>40098679It is funny, because at this point in canon time, Vegeta DOES fight smart, underhanded and tactical. Just look at how he actually acts during the Namek saga. It is only later, after he starts getting all overconfidant due to SSJ that he gets stupid.
>>40098342So what if you're not supposed to kill this one, if she's supposedly the mighty Queen of Saiyans like she says she is, she should be able to deal with this attack easily.Charging up your energy in your hands, you adopt the pose of your most familiar and oldest attack."Galick Gun.... FIRE!""Kabuya Kanon!"As your attack meets the Usurper's she's quickly being pushed back, it's evident that she doesn't have enough in her to fully deal with this.You're not completely overtaking her, but it's evident to everyone that given a bit of time, your attack will dwarf hers and consume the other saiyan.>A. Keep Pushing!>B. Break the attack, charge in!>C. Keep this going, tire her out>D. Write in
>>40098718>>C. Keep this going, tire her outI think A might kill her.
>>40098718>>C. Keep this going, tire her out
>>40098718>B. Break the attack, charge in!
>>40098738Probably wouldn'tProbablyArctus is on standby at any rate
>>40098706Sweet, sweet, hatefucking reconciliation sex.Mmmm yes.Bueno.
>>40098706It gets tastier? I bet this universe's Bulma would appreciate that very much
>>40098718>C. Keep this going, tire her out
>>40098718>A. Keep Pushing!We gotta go for broke or we will loseALL THE WAY
>>40098718>>A. Keep Pushing!Give her time to weasel her way out of the attack? Oh please. This bitch has it coming!Heh, Femgeets so mad.
>>40098718Wouldn't her extra arms be gone now? Or do they get used up once she decides to super charge her blasts?
>>40098718>C. Keep this going, tire her outEail I love and hate you I have school tomorrow
>>40098781No Kabu/Geets/Arctus threeway?
>>40098779Arms get used up when she shoots or hits something with them, yes.
>>40098811And we took her arms out, right?
Rolled 97, 42, 21 + 5 = 165 (3d100 + 5)>>40098718KEEP GOING won out1d100+12 pleaseBest of 3
Rolled 81 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098826
>>40098797Arctus needs a proper Arcosian gal. Girlgeta is for bestest murder pals and training, not for waifus. Though I get the feeling that Eail is trying to push us to that route, or is trying to push Arctus into getting slapped.
Rolled 28 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098826
>>40098718>>C. Keep this going, tire her outWe are the Princess of All Saiyans. We are skilled enough to abide by the match constraints and still decisively win without killing her.
Rolled 10 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098822Don't thiink so. She didn't hit Veggie, after all.>>40098826
>>40098826Aaaaand that's why you dont play with your food.You'll learn that one eventuallyMaybe
>>40098826Uh oh, I think Kabu tapped into that false SSJ reserve that she got during the Pickleslug fight.
Why am I the only one who can into rolling? and why the fuck did you have to roll in the 90's Eail!?God damn it!
>>40098826>>40098833103 vs 93Woops.
>>40098838No you pretty much just played with your food.You know, that thing that Real Vegeta does.And much like real Vegeta, your food bit back.
>>40098846I told em to just push it, but nah, "let's be careful and nice" sheeeiiiit.These niggas don't know what's up.
>>40098846Just d100s mang, unless the PUSHING mod was alot bigger your 97 would have still won.
>>40098846I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS.GOTTA GO FOR BROKE.
>>40098853Do you write +dice+1d100 or just dice+1d00?
>>40098864Not much, just 9 points of difference between us.
>>40098869Kabuya would have had a negative modifier if you had pushed the attack to overwhelm her.
Rolled 48 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>40098826
>inb4 "no, we didn't want to toy with her blahblah bullshit blah"
>>40098853>>40098853What the dice gods giveth, the dice gods can also taketh away. Maybe. Sometimes?
>>40098889DAMMIT ANONS.WHY.YOU ALWAYS GO FOR MAXIMUM IN DBZ.TAKE A LESSON FROM BROLY.
>>40098935Hey, stop using hindsight to justify your bitchfit over losing this one bout.
>>40098941Not that guy, but I voted A because I knew giving her a chance would fuck us over.So does that mean I have foresight?Am I precognitive?
>>40098935It's an AU canon anon. Stop worrying and relax, crack open a HETAP, and enjoy the ride. Cat fight. Thing.
>>40098958No, you just lost a vote and had it proven the correct choice when it was too late.
>>40098718She's actually pushing back, the hell?She shouldn't have enough power to actually break even with the Galick Gun, let alone start pushing back towards you.You can feel yourself being pushed back slowly along the tiles of the Lookout as the force behind her attack starts to really pick up pace.You're going to be in trouble if this keeps up and you can't regain control of the situation fast enough to make hell on her again.>A. Force the beam back, overwhelm her with all your might!>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!>C. Break off and gain some distance, try something else>D. Write in
>>40098958imperfect precognition. Like most creatures with a prefronal cortex
>>40098975>A. Force the beam back, overwhelm her with all your might!
>>40098975>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!
>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!Also if this fight isn't finished in 24 hours then everyone is fucked
>>40098975>A. Force the beam back, overwhelm her with all your might
>>40098978I'd rather be imperfect, that Cell moron couldn't even see two threads that went poof last night, and he's "Perfect"!>>40098975>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!
>>40098975>>A. Force the beam back, overwhelm her with all your might!Yeah, gotta go for broke here.
>>40098975>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!Beam battles are all well and good but time to slap an uppity bitch. wouldn't want Arctus to interfere just yet.
>>40098958Well, Kabu did basically thrash the hell out of her Vegeta when he was momentarily distracted by a power level reading from Lord Slug and his crew. Though Chuckles' combat system tends to have shorter combat encounters than those of Eail's or SOMNIUS'.
>>40099019Yeah, I hope he can extend the Frieza fight to at least two threads.
>>40099019I think the reason Chuckles keeps them so short is because the dice scare him.Those d20097654987307's are pretty intimidating, honestly.
>>40099030I could, alternatively you could kill him in one combat round if you don't let him transform.Who am I kidding this is /tg/ you'll obviously let him transform.
>>40098650>>40098975>>A. Force the beam back, overwhelm her with all your might!DO IT
>>40099048Nope that's stupid and a good way to end up dead.
>>40099001Are you trying to bait the Cell anon to bitch at you with your over 9000 level post?Because i think you are, shamelessly.
>>40099048>Who am I kidding this is /tg/ you'll obviously let him transform.I'll have you know, Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.Wait, no, I meant, we'll tear off his head and eat his eyeballs out in pure roid-raging hatred the moment we see him.Pull a KagsxCooler except we dont let him leave alive.
>>40098975>>B. Burst of Energy, throw her off balance and charge in!
>>40099076You think you know my plans? They go much deeper than luring the Cellnon out, oh yes, much deeper indeed.In fact, that is only step one of my 439 step plan.
Rolled 17, 44, 95 + 5 = 161 (3d100 + 5)Energy Burst plus Charge in has won out.1d100+10 for me please.
>>40099048Actually, when faced with opponents that can transform, /tg/ tends to vote for options to cut the fight short before the opponent can transform if they can.
Rolled 75 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102
>>40099099439? (Not nearly long enough of a plan to use that gif m8)I bet half of those plans involve kittens.CONFESS YOU HEATHEN!
Rolled 53 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102
>>40099140You really suck at this
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102
>>40099140You don't even know how to dice, stop typing shit out and learn how to dice.
>>40099099>439>not 444Its like you don't even death
Rolled 47 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102
>>40099142...Well, shit, I've forgotten how to into dice. Not that it seems to matter...Hell with it, giving it one more shot for shits and giggles.
>>40099048Nah, given how Kabuya reacted to her arcosian encounter? Like hell is he getting even a moment with a fist not getting shoved in his face.
>>40099102Eail, did you sacrifice Femgeta's dice luck to Chuckles in exchange for smut?If you did, could you share it with us when he's done writing it?
>>40099102Why don't we get best of five anymore?
>>40099178>>40099179Near even power level, Chuckles thought 3v3 would be more fair.
>>40099179we're not Arctus right now.
>>40099178Don't hold your breath Eail-fags. Us chuckles-fags have been begging for smut and have only gotten feelshttp://pastebin.com/c8vf1WdV
>>40099198She's tired out though?
Rolled 49 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099102ROLLAN
>>40099198So... You're going to share it with us, right?
>>40099198Yep. And the dice gods are kicking our shit in both rounds. Hopefully we get lucky and turn things around, assuming we don't lose this very round.
>>40099171...Fuck. Well, that'll teach me to post without looking at the dice tutorial thread.
>>40099237Or to roll after taking a whole minute to type something.
>>40099198as a side note I'd like for you to include the modifiers for each action. it's pretty hard to gauge how you as QM view a situation and make decision based on that.
>>40099149A moment of silence for our fellow anon who crit failed.
>>40099221As long as the magnitude of difference between the two rolls isn't too big, I don't think that a losing roll will be so bad.
>>40099221Relax, we're not going to lose. If it comes down to it, we have the Oozaru form, and she has no tail.
>>40099273I am a pessimistic guy and those sound like famous last words.I hope you are correct though.
>>40099221Rolls were so far Geets, Kabu, Geets, Kabu, Kabu. It's not such an extreme disparity.Although it's pretty hilarious how we both are rolling high and getting turnarounds, until the latest broke the trend.
>>40099273Ah, but to use it on a low class wretch, how embarrassing!
>>40099273Anon, that's just as bad as losing. Turning Oozaru form for a sparring grudge match is the same as pulling out a gun for a boxing match.
>>4009926615 points in her favor this time.
>>40099273Pulling Kong in this is admitting a loss.And Arctus will probably prevent the ball on the grounds of it going too far.
>>40099322Then she should've brought a gun to a fight with the elite of elites, the Princess of All Saiyans, huh?
>>40098975You figure currently the best choice of action you've got is to try a fancy little manuever and throw her off guard.Given the chance, you'll charge in afterwards and rush her down, giving the bitch the beating of her life.When you send out the pulse of energy along your Galick Gun, it seems to push Kabuya back, but not nearly enough to give you a chance.Immeditately afterwards, she spikes her own energy level, completely overwhelming the Galick Gun and sending her attack towards you."Vegeta dodge it!" Arctus yells off from the side, and you've barely enough time to register what he said before the attack is nearly on you.Tossing yourself off to the right, you can feel how close the beam was to catching your leg.She's not giving you time to recover though.Already Kabuya is racing towards you, and lands a fierce kick in your gut. That move knocking you off balance, she continues to lay into you, hit after hit, until you're sent flying awayBeing sent back several more feet, clutching your stomach, you stare at her with rage in your eyes.>A. Charge her>B. Ki Attack>C. Defend>D. Write in
>>40099347>>A. Charge her
>>40099347>A. Charge her
>>40099347>B. Ki Attack, and keep up the pressure, only to>A. Charge herBut make sure that you advance throwing ki blasts.
>>40099342No it's not, the Queen of All Saiyans should be able to fight as an Oozaru. Hell, the Queen of All Saiyans should be able to turn into an Oozaru whenever the situation calls for it!We also outclass Arctus by a few hundred thousand in that form.
>>40099347>C. DefendBeing aggressive hasn't had much positive results for us this far, time to head into the defensive and strike when she's open.
>>40099347>D. Write intime to stop holding back. Full power Galick gun.
>>40099311The low class wretch considers herself our superior, so it's her loss.
>>40099198Kabu sits at 70k flat, now, right?Vegeta has 98k. Not a close match up if you ask me.Of course, Kabu is great at punching above her PL, better than Geets is at it, being honest.But Vegeta's #1 trait is the amount of damage they'll take before they go down.I have hope.
Rolled 36, 72, 98 + 5 = 211 (3d100 + 5)>>40099396About a hundred thousandCharge has won for the moment1d100+10
If we defend, hope it doesn't give her an opening to pull some trickery or raise her power level.Because that's why we were aggresive remember?In any case it looks like its gonna win and i hope you charges and we counter well enough to land some hurt.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>40099433Goddamn these Kabu rolls are killing me.
Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099433
Rolled 55 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099433
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099433
Rolled 23, 37, 86 + 5 = 151 (3d100 + 5)>>40099433Okay this is fucking weirdTest
>>40099433Seriously, who's dick did you suck to roll like that?
>>40099463It seems like you always roll two lowish or mediums and then one fuck high one. Like every time.
>>40099347what does>A.entail? does it mean we're aggressive or that we literally charge?
>>40099413>>40099413Anon, you just went full Super Vegeta. You NEVER want to go full Super Vegeta. Especially when we're playing a smarter Vegeta.
>>40099463Huh, that's weird, all those rolls are aligned from least to greatest.
Rolled 58, 75, 40 + 5 = 178 (3d100 + 5)>>40099463
Hot damn losing to Kabu is going to make Femgeta go super saiyan won't it?
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099433
>>40099489Considering giving us best of five as per the usual of the other threads? Of course, then our luck will come back.
>>40099506You know, I'm about to go SSJ just because the dice are pissing me off right now.We end up rolling well and get lolnoped by the damn QM rolls.
>>40099471He has yet to roll below the statistical average for 3d100, and the 151 was in fact the lowest roll.Eail is rolling like a BOSS, and it is kicking our ass.
>>40099506Two false super saiyans fighting each other in a savage melee? I'm okay with that.
Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099433
>>40099534Kabuya won't go FSS, none of her friends are in danger. Vegeta will.
>>40099534Dammit why isn't the search phrase "super saiyan lesbian sex" getting me the Google results I want?
>>40099532Eh, not really. Geets and Kabu have been fighting pretty evenly if we go by descriptions. Kabu has gotten a good hit in, but it's hardly a one sided fight.Right now, the only thing that's really injured is Vegeta's pride, and probably one or two anons who may be taking this too personally.
>>40099347You aren't going to giv her the chance to take you out like this damn it!You're the Princess of all Saiyans, you're better than this, why aren't you winning!Training... all of it, working so hard, was it really all for nothing?With a roar of frustration you charge towards Kabuya, just as she does the same to you.Both of you are determined to hurt the other, and hurt them badly. Strong blows on both sides taking place, you're both taking a lot of damage, but so long as you can inflict more on the other, it doesn't matter.Exhcanging blows on the jaw, you're both trying to push each other back through the sheer force behind your fist, left staring at each other, you both jump back away from the other.You're both panting now, and there's some blood dripping down from a cut on your head, Kabuya spits some out to the side as well before wiping her mouth.This next bout will finish it, one way or another.>A. Charge>B. Defend>C. Ki attack>D. Write in
>>40099607>B. DefendBreak her arms!
>>40099607>>B. DefendThen one massive counter attack
>>40099574Try Gelbooru. If you're handy with the tagging system, it can be used to search for that just fine.
>>40099566And so it was that the dice gods once again changed the plot of the story through roll manipulation, and by giving Kabuya insane rolls Vegeta was forced to her limit, and once again tapped into the power of the false super saiyan.Would not surprise me at all, the motivation is there anyway.
>>40099607Punch the stub of her tail, then wail on her when she is stunned.Brutality.
>>40099607>A. ChargeAim for the eyes.
>>40099607>C. Ki attacktime to unveil our new attack. Final Crash attack!
>>40099607Wow, really? We haven't even done that much. This fight isn't over yet, OP, it's just begun!
>>40099607>B. DefendProvoke her and Counter with>C. Ki attack
>>40099607>>B. DefendAnd then go for the arm break like >>40099624suggested.
>>40099607>>A. ChargeFINISH HER
>>40099624fuck it time to break bones.
>>40099607>B. Defend>C. Ki AttackMake her bend the knee, then vaporize her!
Rolled 89, 73, 87 + 10 = 259 (3d100 + 10)1d100+15 please
Rolled 25 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>40099805Yeah, those rolls.Fuck you dice.
Rolled 87 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>40099805
>>40099706>>40099748>>40099749Jesus anons, all of you just went full butthurt Super Vegeta.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>40099805What could possibly go wrong?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>40099805
Rolled 91 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>40099805Come on
>>40099817Wrong mod nerd.At least we win this one by a few points
Rolled 90 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>40099805
>>40099805I wish we had dice luck like that. Goddamn.
Rolled 81 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>40099805Holy fuck those rolls Eail.
>>40099817It was +15.You could have saved us, anon.>>40099836Nevermind, you did. HAIL SATAN!
>>40099817>>40099822>>40099824Pay attention to the dice pleaseI'm not going to take these rolls
>>40099818eh I don't care if femgeta wins or loses. it's just what I think vegemite would do.
Rolled 78 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>40099805
>>40099805Alright best of three we narrowly win with>>40099817, best of five we win by a decent bit with>>40099836
>>40099836>>40099852What about these?
>>40099864Kill an opponent in a sparring match because it's not an easy win?You just went full Frieza.
>>40099891FRIIIIEEEEEZAAAAAAAA!!!!!Sorry, the name makes me very angry.
That would have been a decisive victory for Vegeta, but since people evidently can't read/don't pay attention to what I say to roll, we're gonna go with this instead.
>>40099919Uh, no?How could I be here? It's not like I can travel through time.Heh.
>>40099932Screw you, dad
>>40099932Dude, don't force a draw because people don't add the right modifier. That's just seriously petty. Vegeta won the roll, Vegeta wins the fight.
>>40099932uhh there are 2 winning rolls with right modifiers in a row.
>>40099932What do you mean. the ones that got the syntax right beat you?
>>40099932>And Eail proves to be a massive dick of a QM
>>40099932Going with nothin?I'm fucking with you.But people did roll the proper way -after- those mongoloids got out of the way.And that shitty 25.
>>40099932Arctus intervenes and challenges both of them to a 1v2 battle to force them to work out their frustrations in a more productive albeit not sexy way?
>>40099932>>40099889All winning rolls?
>>40099932But a bunch of people did roll correctly didn't they?
>>40099836>>40099932didn't this win since it was one of the FIRST THREE ROLLS THAT WERE ROLLED RIGHT?
>>40099932I'd recommend against that, because it makes it too easy for trolls to ruin things for everyone else. And they will. Its sadly why you can't punish anons for that one asshole who tries to delete his roll. Fortunately, they tend to get consistently called out by other anons.
>>40099962I count:>>40099869>>40099855>>40099852>>40099836>>40099815Five with the correct modifiers. 3 of which are enough to win vs Eail's rolls.
>>40099968So many anons are going rabid frothing at the mouth MURDER DEATH KILL because a secondary character isn't rolling higher than the opponent. In a sparring match.
>>40100009We're Vegeta right now, all saiyan pride and whatnot.
>>40099932That mentality seems ripe for exploitation.
>>40099932Eail, don't betray us.
>>40099989Ater the chucklefucks got out of the way. >>40099932This >>40100002If you start doing shit like this, trolls can just spam roll without the modifier and fuck shit up for the thread all the time. Keep going the course and go as the dice lie, don't make up an excuse to railroad a tie.Besides, we didn't freak out and start a shitstorm when you were rolling super high all the fucking time.
>>40100009because an angry vegeta is a rational one.
>>40100024We had every opportunity to play her as a more dignified and wiser Vegeta, yet so many people want to adhere to the lowest standard. We can do better, anon.
>>40100076Hey, we're sparing her, aren't we? And we win through defense!
>>40099932This is just ripe for trollbait.Don't do it Eail.
>>40100076Actually Vegeta was freaking out before we took the reins.So uh, yeah, that's a thing.
I hope you are reading the responses instead of blindly writing whatever you were going to right Eail.
>>40100110PLACING BETS, GET YOUR BETS IN!
>>40100102And we coulda steered her to relishing this challenge instead of being absolutely butthurt that she's not winning easily.
>>40100119I've got money on Eail calming down a bit.Don't let me down, friend.
>>40100148It's not a challenge, it's an annoyance.
>>40100119Well judging by the fact that he hasn't responded with a 'Fine, I'll take the ones that have +15' I'm guessing he's going with the petty option that might cause a shitstorm,
>>40100156>I've got money on Eail calming down a bit.Prepare to lose your money buddy!
>>40100119I'm got money on Eail blindly writing whatever and an ensuing shitstorm for screwing us.
>>40100148But that isn't how it went, and that was never how it was going to go.
>>40100148from vegetas perspective she's not winning at all. this isn't about how easily she's winning but a honest attempt at defeating someone that is a legitimate threat.
>>40100172But we didn't do anything except win!
>>40099932>Three anons out of eight get the dice wrong>Nobody gets it wrong after the warning to pay attention>Punish everybody!C'mon Eail, if you're trying to force a tie, be subtle about it or at least do it in a way that doesn't make you look like a prick.
>>40100148>be Princess of all Saiyans>some uppity tailless Saiyan calls herself Queen of all Saiyans and calls you Frieza's pet monkey>not wanting to utterly humiliate herAre you Saiyan at all?
>>40100182Legitimate threat to what?
You know that this is going to be the exchance that decides the fight.Prepping yourself for the charge, you manage to see her flying in and predict where the blows are going to be coming from.It's still a helluva exchange, you're taking less damage than Kabuya is, but this is still a drawn out fight, and you're both really hurting by the end of it.There's blood pouring down your face, and Kabuya doesn't look much better, currently favoring one arm over the other for her blows.Taking your eyes off of Kabuya for a split second, you can see that Arctus seems like he's about to step in.You're not going to let him get the chance to do that.Putting all of your energy into one final attack, you sink your fist hard enough into Kabuya's gut to where she's hunched over for a moment, gasping and trying to catch her breath.Now's the last chance you're going to get to finish this.Blow after blow reigns down upon the Usurper, and all she can do at this point is take it.Just as she's starting to fall back, about to lose whatever bit of consiousness she has left, you grab her by the hair, forcing her to look up at you from the position on her knees."I... win..."You pant out, before letting her fall.You're in not much of a better position.Things are spinning and you're seeing red from all the blood that ended up running past your eyes.But you still won>WRITE IN
Oh boy, whats going on in this thre-I do not endorse eails actions
>>40100205Our pride, yo!
>>40100182THIS. Exactly. Someone who has murdered our alternate self, and was gunning to do the same to us before our space lizard buddy stepped in. So maybe we don't murder her, but we sure as hell go for the beatdown with extreme prejudice.
HAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU GUYS! I BET FOR THIS HAPPENING AND I WON! Pay the fuck up, you dirty whores!
>>40100209Try not to vomit blood and pass out. Raise hand in victory.Then pass out.
>>40100209Medic! Then flop.
>>40100209"Teach you you tailless scum."
>>40100209I think this is the point where we return to Arctus PoV."Well now Vegeta, now that this is out of the way, can we get to work on getting us home, or did you want to try and go on a rage-fueled rampage across the rest of space?"
>>40100209>Wake her up>Grab her by the collar"Since I am dead in this universe apparently you're the best damn hope we have to avenging our people in this universe. Kill Frieza for me."Or something along those lines.
>>40100254This.Maybe try to collapse in Arctus' general location.
>>40100268I believe the correct term is space-time.
>>40100254This works for me.
>>40100268Hey, Arctus is the one who encouraged this, try to keep your ICs consistent.
So you know how saiyans have that whole tail weakness?My weakness is several people not paying attention/ignoring what I say.Always been a problem.Of course now I realize there's probably gonna be a few people every thread that try to get just that to happen soooo...Sorry
>>40100274>>40100209I can see Femgeta doing something like that.
>>40100254this>>40100212chuckles share the lewds you offered the dice gods you piece of shit
>>40100209Let the monkey women rest, go over to the smart one, ask her if she has coordinates for anything interesting they found while travelling their space.Then find Popo, see if we can get him to break out Kami's stash and PARTY! (At least until we realize we Probably need to go to Namek to get home.)
>>40100297Apology accepted, Just glad you weren't drunk and cause a shitstorm that loses you half your fanbase, Love your quest and it'd be terrible to see that happen
>>40100297I am sorry to I won't forget the bonus next time I use the dice
>>40100297Well people will miss roll sometimes due to forms saving dice and clicking on the wrong one too. Always have a chance to get someone to miss type.Or on a phone or anything else.
>>40100274this. Someones got to kill him,and Goku has been cockblocked out of powerleveling in the space monkey canon.
>>40100297I wouldn't call that a weakness. I'd call that being a whiny little bitch.
>>40100297You're a dick, that +10 modifier screw up I did was an honest mistake on my part, and you shouldn't have punished the rest of the players for it.
>>40100297To be fair, I think what happened is there are always a couple of fucks who dont put modifiers at all on the dice, and others get used to what modifer was beings used, in this case +10, so if they didn't read the whole thing they'd default.Just remain chill, my friend.Also, in case anyone is wondering, negative modifiers can be done by rolling "dice+XdY+-Z"
>>40100293I feel like it was more of stepping aside and giving rules to prevent complete destruction of one or both parties.
>>40100363A 99 vs a 106 and Vegeta still wonIf I was a pure dick that wouldn't be the case.She just got hurt decently.
>>40100212All Vegetas across all universes are very salty. This also passes on to players controlling Vegetas, it would seem.
>>40100402You're still a dick for threatening to punish the many for the sins of a few.
>>40100297Well no harm done. Let's just move on from here ok m8
>>40100418>>Implying that we weren't just RPing Vegeta correctly.
>>40100424>>40100363Guys, drop it. He apologized, we're pushing on. Leave the shitstorm brewing for something more important that isn't right now. Because right now nobody has your back because it's settled.
>>40100402Well you rolled the 99, if you took only legit rolls then Vegeta got the 106. So she would have won regardless of dickery or not if you followed the dice.I don't see the relevance.I wouldn't even include modifiers, myself. Just add them yourself after the rolls if the wrong rolls piss you off so much. Then everyone is just rolling d100's or whatever.Course then you have to deal with the "well what kinda bonus did they get to bullshit out of it!?" anons.Eh, you can't win, no one can.
Hey Eail. I think you need a butt.
>>40100476Eail is a butt.
>>40100484Ur a butt
>>40100467Cut Eail some slack. This is his first quest. It's a learning experience for everyone.
>>40100457This. Let it go.
>>40100467I wouldn't even do modifiers, personally. Differences in who has the upper hand is best settled by rolling a larger or smaller pool of dice. Someone hella outclassed gets one roll. Someone hella outclassing their opponent gets like, five or more if you feel like doin it that way. Adjust as needed.
>>40100457Please for the love of god this.
>>40100523Only if he cuts us some slack from now on.
>>40100209You're fairly certain you're going to be passing out fairly soon, but there's one thing left to do before that happens.Crouching down next to Kabuya, you slap a bit of sense into her, enough to get her attention"You killed me... that means you've got the responsibility to kill Frieza now. You're the one that's going to avenge our race, whether you like it or not."You say down to the saiyan that you defeated, letting go of her, and immediately starting to feel yourself drift off to the side, the darkness is coming, but you can take at least solace with you.You won.>ARCTUS CONTROL REGAINEDWhen Vegeta fell over to the side after saying whatever she did to Kabuya, you were already moving to collect the fallen Princess.She put up on hell of a fight, that much is certain.Her pride is a weakpoint, that might be something to work on in the future when you get the chance to do it, for now though, it's probably best to get these two some medical attention.>A. Ask the Lookout crew if they have anything>B. Ooooh shit what's happening.>C. Write in.
>>40100457I don't care for his apology, it's lacking and gives bad excuses.
>>40100457>something more important than clearing up QM-Player relationsIf you say anything about waifus, I will cut you.No shit.
>>40100564>>B. Ooooh shit what's happening.Time to go home.
>>40100542You're not RPing Vegeta anymore, stop being a dick.
>>40100564>>A. Ask the Lookout crew if they have anything
>>40100564>>B. Ooooh shit what's happening.
>>40100580Global Economic Poli-waifus.
>>40100564>B. Ooooh shit what's happeningDamn you shiny button!
>>40100564Bb bb bbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbb
>>40100564>B. Ooooh shit what's happening.
>>40100564>>B. Ooooh shit what's happening.I hope it's Turles.
>>40100564A, then cut mid-sentence to B.
>>40100564>B. Ooooh shit what's happening. Mystery box!
>>40100564>>A. Ask the Lookout crew if they have anythingWell, normally I would just use the healing tank on my ship for this, but as it stands, that is just a bit out of my reach. Have you guys got anything for this kind of situation?
Vegeta gainsY/NDetermines if dream or alternate reality
>>40100634Turles got ganked in this universe before Arctus meditated too hard.
>>40100649We spent 2.5 threads on it.Y
>>40100531Personally, I'd just make it best of three and consult this chart:
>>40100649YShe needs gains more than we do.
>>40100571God, just shut the fuck up.
>>40100666....what the fuck happened to that image?
>>40100666Is that blank for anyone elseOr just me?
>>40100666Its blank, satan
>>40100611That's it, I'm going down to a wal-mart, buying all the shitty knives they have in stock, and I'm coming over.Hopefully it isn't a long walk, I've got a bum leg.
>>40100649Give her more mentality strength, we can always just buff her up in reality.
>>40100649Y.Come on Alt Reality.
>>40100687Not just you. Damn thing wouldn't export properly.
>>40100664>>>40100649>We spent 2.5 threads on it.>Ytardisfading.gif
>>40100649Si.Surely there will be no large repercussions for this decision!
>>40100649YStepped through the worm hole.One right to trips ville.
>>40100649Whichever the case, we need to get her to sick bay immediately for sodium poisoning!
>>40100723Oh, I thought that it being blank was the joke.
Well, if we go with dream, this is over in minutes in our real timeline, if it's Alt reality, now we spent time here.Repercussions.
>>40100649N, the dream is funnier.
>>40100649>YI thought it was an alternate reality you could only access from a dreamstate, right?
>>40100764Not terribly long. Certainly not long enough that the Emperium forces in our sector could have gained an advantage, and or our mole having fed them more information without us having been around to catch it going out on the tac-net.I hope.
>>40100649N, got shit to do back home that we can get to immediately by waking up.
>>40100649Nthis is fun and all but seriously I don't want this to be canon.
>>40100764Not necessarily. Time isn't guaranteed to run at a constant rate between universes. And the act of transferring from one to another could have odd effects on time.
>>40100649Yes. Everyone saying no is a damn sissy.
>>40100759I actually had a nice graph of the probability odds of a best of three d100. Honestly, I personally don't care WHAT system we use as long as the QM knows precisely what the odds are of us passing any given roll, and those odds are changed by our choices.
I wonder how many folks are samefaggin
>>40100649Y, we spent 2 threads on this.
>>40100649Can't Vegeta just get the gains from drinking our tough booze, waking up with a massive hangover, then getting over it?
>>40100798We are so farm no he dreamstate at this point that millennia would have to pass for anything to happen in the real world.
>>40100895Drunken saiyan quest when? Time to abuse zenkai
>>40100894And it was FUN, but it's back to business now. Learn to keep the two separate.
>>40100649"So, anyone got something that... might... helllll"Oh shit what's happening why is the world spinning help me space jesus"You're lucky you know that mate?"wait whatWhen you next open your eyes, you're back in your room, on the floor with Vegeta, who appears to be completely fine.With a groan, the Princess grabs her head and looks around, evidently trying to figure out where she is, before staring at you with a rather confused look on her face."Did we just?""Yup""And did I?""Yup"You can sense that Vegeta's power actually grew by a decent amount from that little... whatever the hell it was that just happened."I'd say we just keep that little adventure between us, sound fair?" You offer to Vegeta, along with your hand to help her up.Grasping onto you, Vegeta manages to haul herself back to her feet giving a nod in return. "Agreed, let's just try to put that behind us for now and focus on the Emperium, and what comes next.">YOU RAISED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SAIYAN VEGETA>Write in
>>40100904Cool, my phone is drunk. Should read so far down the dreamstate.
>>40100649>YSpent too damn long on this for it to end up being nothing.
>>40100904The fuck am i reading
>>40100922>>Write inGo fight Knight and Priest
>>40100892I'm everybody on both sides.
>>40100922Go find that knight and priest pair and murder them.
>>40100922>>Write inCheck out how much time has passed and if our web has caught any flies.
>>40100935As I said here >>40100930My phone acting like Arctus and being drunk.
>>40100922>Write inCheck the comms and see if there is anything going on. Followed by training.
>>40100913It starts now.
>>40100948pretty much this. really hope everyone saying Y understand that this confirms the existence of space jesus, at least 15 different layers of ourselves, gives some serious problems with crossdimensional travelers in the future and fucktons of things I haven't thought of yet.
>>40101015>http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ieDat buff tho.Feels good man.
>>40101009I'm aware of how it's objectively the better option, yes.
>>40101009We were drunk, we can't reliably confirm that those weren't an explanation made up in our mind for what sent us to the altverse
>>40101015Stupid Saiyans with their stupid zenkai, getting bonuses for getting hurt!If arcosians got that Arctus could just cut himself in half and go into THE POD! and come out with PL in the millions!What am I complaining about, again?
>>40101015Once we reach a certain amount of RELATIONSHIP with geets can we unlock switching to Vegeta temporarily like earlier?
>>40101009Space Alcoholic Quest has been pretty tongue in cheek from the start. There are like two or three other DBZ quests that want to be super cereal and shit all the time.
>>40101071Saiyans are hax, but if you can use them to your advantage...
>>40101084I'm not really complaining as wondering if people made an informed decision.
>>40101009Vegeta bids you farewell, saying something about spending some time along taking a shower and grabbing some food after your little misadventure, which gives you some time to inspect the web you set up to catch the mole.A few hours have passed since you and Vegeta 'passed out' together in your room, and in that time, it appears that the web hasn't managed to catch any flagged transmissions just yet, you hope that means that the Hunter really was the source of the problem.Checking on your location relative to the Priest and Knight's last known location, the computer estimates around 8 hours before you arrive at the destination.That gives you a pretty decent time frame to do something else, if you feel like you need to.You're not exactly tired either, but hey, i might be pretty simple just to sleep to pass the time if you so choose to do it.
>>40101130>Forgot to WRITE IN as an option.>>40101079That won't be the last time you play as Vegeta if things go the way I predict.
>>40101130Solo training for a bit.
>>40101151>That won't be the last time you play as Vegeta if things go the way I predict.Yeah but...Playing as Bulma, Yamcha, or Piccolo when?!
>>40101130solo training. focus on stamina and speeding up the gathering of energy for our ki attacks.
>>40101151Can we play as Broly?>>40101130Start a search for any Attack Balls or ships that left Vegeta before the "mysterious meteor collision." See if we can find anything interesting.
>>40101130Train some, catnap some.
That archive entry is cute.
>>40101130>Write in: Eat some food and then TRAIN by yourself.
>>40101009Checkm8 space atheists
>>40101130Plant false information on your whereabouts in empire comms.
>>40101176I think we should focus on Ki and defense, round ourselves out a little more.
>Training Stamina? Or just Masturbating for 8 hours straight?You tell me.
>GENERAL CONSENSUS IS SOLO TRAINING TIMEWhat would you like to focus on?>A. Strength>B. Speed.>C. Stamina>D. Energy >E. Develop a new technique>Training the same areas exclusively will result in lower overall GAINS, unadvised.
>>40101281>>A. StrengthHit em hard.
>>40101281>B. Speed.>C. StaminaKeep training them and no one can keep up.
>>40101281>>D. EnergyDon't think we've done this recently
>>40101281>D. Energy And>A. Strength
>>40101281>C. Stamina>D. EnergyI move to dual train everytime with one being Stamina to overcome the arcosian weakness.
>>40101281>AAnd >DWe need to hit things hard and more powah is always good.
>>40101281>>D. EnergyKeeping everything under control is great.Roshi was a Ki MASTER and he did some crazy awesome shit.Like 100% FULL POWER mode.
>>40101267I have three words for you: Horrible inhuman cloaca.
all that effort and you mystery buttoned yourselves out of crossover smutOh well, time to permanently delete these files
>>40101281>D. Energy>A. StrengthWe use energy attacks very frequently. Let's focus on that at the very least.
>>40101333Your trips do not deter me.Anything masturbating for EIGHTHOURSis a test.Except those few strange animals that copulate for days, out there. They cheat.
>>40101346Chuckles is a troll.I won't believe it.Its all just a terrible ruse to play on our feels.
>>40101281>>A. Strength>>D. EnergyWe've done a lot of stam and speed training, lets get a little bit more well rounded.
Rolled 26 (1d50)>>40101281Strength and Energy dual session won outGood choices by the way that's gonna help a lot with the next fightRoll me a 1d50 pleaseBest of five
Rolled 34 (1d50)>>40101401
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>40101401
>>40101346Hey, it is an alternate universe. You can make an alternate alternate universe where we didn't write the mystery button and do the smut anyway!Thatway, everyone wins!
Rolled 5 (1d50)>>40101401On it, boss.
Rolled 33 (1d50)>>40101401
>>40101346So who toppedKabu or Femgeta?
Rolled 5 (1d50)>>40101401
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>40101401K
Rolled 44, 22, 45, 28, 30 = 169 (5d50)>>40101401awwww yissss. It is GAINZ time.
>>40101414Pic related.Unless we can't crit on training rolls.
>>40101414We can't crit fail training right?Right?
>>40101414>>40101417WHAT HEATHEN GAINS ARE THESE?!>>40101429Praise Space Jesus.
>>40101429FUCK this is why it sucks to play quests on your phone
>>40101439Oh Jesus fuck, anon.Don't roll.Best of five doesn't mean you get to roll five times yourself, you dolt!
>>40101439Well, clearly I just can't into dice tonight. That is like the 4th time I've done it wrong.
I have shamed my family. I must commit sudoku.
>>40101459No need for that anon.If you are gonna go, sacrifice yourself in the name of the dice gods so we may all have good luck.
You end up training on your own for the next six hours, mainly focusing on trying to increase your physical strength and the time in which you can toss out an energy attack, along with the amount of energy you have total.Considering this is a somewhat short session, just a few hours, your power level doesn't really increase all that much, but you're still rather satisfied with the results overall.After spending the last two hours resting, eating, and cleaning yourself up, you're back to tip top shape, and overall feeling damn good with yourself.Your energy reserves feel higher than ever before, and it feels as though your punch has a little more bite to it's bark as well.Knight and Priest are nearby, and you're ready to take them down, when they're out of the way, all that's left is Pilgrim.Taking one shot of whiskey, mostly for good luck, it's go time.>A. Fight alone>B Bring Vegeta>C. Bring Vegeta and Nappa>D. Bring Vegeta, Nappa, and Soldiers>E. Commence Orbital Bombardment>F. Write in.
>>40101513>B Bring Vegeta
>>40101513C, but only if nappa is back to one hundred percent. If not, b.
>>40101513>B: Bring VegetaDont bring the soldiers
>>40101513>E. Commence Orbital Bombardment
>>40101513>>B Bring VegetaScan the planet first. Need to know if they have mooks as well.
We need a new thread.
>>40101513>>F. Write in.Bring Vegeta, Nappa, Soldiers, Frieza, Cooler, King Cold, Chilled, Jenkins, Doc, that one guy from the Space Bar last week, Earl from next door, our space roofer, Paula Abdul, and the starting lineup of the 1970 New York Knicks.
>>40101513>B. Bring Vegeta>E. Commence Orbital Bombardmentjust nuke the planet they're on and take care of anyone attempting to flee with Vegeta.
>>40101513>B Bring Vegeta. Geets it's time to fuck shit up again.
>>40101513Scan planet and sense Ki.Also guys, we gotta have a game plan here. Knight appears to take an absurd amount of punishment and never fights without the Priest. It's possible that the Priest heals the Knight's wounds or somehow mitigates/transfers his injuries to something else.
>>40101645So it's like D4C: Love Train?
You guys wanna keep going or call it for the night and pick up tomorrow?Unsure if we should have two cases of just pure combat back to back.
>>40101645We have a game plan. fuck up the priest, then kill the knight. If that doesn't work we just obliterate the knight completely.
>>40101698Keep on keepin on
>>40101698Keep on keepin on.Combat is alright with me.
>>40101698Call it I need to sleep
I at least want to see Knight+Priest before calling it a night
>>40101698Call it if you're feeling exhausted or something.
>>40101698I love this thread, and I'd love to continue if we could, but if you want to take a break, by all means. We'll be fine.Only thing I'd be worried about is getting less content tomorrow.
>>40101698Keep going if you are ready and willing.If not, call it.
>>40101698I'm fine either way. If you feel tired or exhausted, I wouldn't mind having another thread some other time.
If your tired call it mate. If not let's continue.
>>40101513You figure it might be best to scan the planet before making any immediate decisions about what you should bring along on this little trip.Unlike with Fisherman, who appeared to be alone, Knight and Priest have several ships on the other side of the planet, that are likely on an interception course for your fleet.As for the planet itself, major civilian population centers are still mostly intact, and there are pockets of higher than normal power levels across the planet.Not enough of an issue as to where the marines stationed on your frigates can't take care of it.In the capital itself though, there's two noticeable power spikes.One slightly weaker than you, the other standing at around seven hundred thousand.You're betting the weaker one is Priest.They have several power levels of around ten thousand around them, too much for the men to handle likely.Nappa could theoretically take them out no issue if he used his Great Ape form, but that would leave him an easy target for Priest and Knight, unless you and Vegeta could take care of them, or at least keep them occupied.Choices choices...>A. Bring just Vegeta>B. Nappa and Vegeta>C. Saiyans and Men>D. Go solo
>>40101903>B. Nappa and Vegeta
>>40101903B. It's a shame, but your loyal soldiers will probably just end up getting instagibbed.
We should help our ships destroy the other ships first
>>40101903>B Nappazore and Vegemite, if nothing else Nappa can be shield [s]what do you mean we dont want nappa to die[s]
>>40101903Bring the geets only>A. Bring just Vegeta
>>40101903>A. Bring just Vegetanuke the general area that the Knight and Priest are in from orbit with a tequila sunrise.
>>40101903>A. Bring just Vegeta
>>40101903>>40101957>Help our ships destroy the other ships first
>>40101903>>A. Bring just VegetaWe should really make it a point to train Nappa after this. Get him to a level where we wont have to worry so much about him tagging along
>>40101903>>A. Bring just VegetaNappa can take care of anything coming to attack our stuff. Lead the troops, mighty General! Your glorious bald head shall reflect the light of the very heavens into the enemy's eyes and blind them!FOR GLORY!
>>40101903>>B. Nappa and VegetaHave the Saiyans take on the mooks. We will do our best to instagib the priest.
>>40101903>B. Nappa and VegetaAlso inform people on your ship to keep watch over what's going on.
>>40101903>A. Bring Just Vegeta + Nappa is in charge of home base.maybe Jenkins, he's a good man.
>>40101983It's enough of a risk that those elites might interfere that you're willing to bring along Nappa.With a quick com check into med bay, you learn that the general is currently well enough to accompany you on the mission, good news really.Grabbing your scouter and making sure everything is still functioning properly, to contact Vegeta and inform her that she'll be along with you for the ride down to the planet.Meeting up with you in the hallway, Nappa is eating the last few bites of a sandwich, and a quick glance from you is enough to have him force the rest down quick enough.The ships are going to be here soon enough, and you're fairly confident that the crew can handle it while you and the saiyans make your way down planetsideWith all of you craming into a shuttle, with you personally taking the controls of it. and Vegeta beside you in the Co-pilot seat, Nappa speaks up once you're on your way planetside."So uh... what's the plan here exactly?">WRITE IN
>>40102163Nappa takes the mooks, Vegeta and Arctus focus fire the Priest.
>>40102163nuke the place from orbit with a tequila sunrise. even if it doesn't kill the pair it will obliterate any annoyances.
>>40102163I gank the priest, Vegeta holds off the Knight while I do that, Nappa kills all the peons.
>>40102163Tequila sunrise and your best attacks from low orbit the main city. I'll try to take out the priest first. Nappa your duty is to take out all the minions. Great ape if you have to no holding back. Vegeta goes with me to tangle with the knight and priest.
>>40102163The plan is that you will be in charge of dealing with the weaker enemies, and if need be, you use oozaru. Vegeta and me will try to quickly kill the priest and if you can support the killing of the priest safely (if we need it) then do so. The knight will be dealth with by just me and Vegeta.
both sayians NEED to be in their oozaru forms to be worth bringing along.
Nappa -and- Vegeta should focus on clearing the mooks quickly, then they can come help us.Neither of them without their Oozaru can deal with either of the generals. And using them as distractions is a dick move.
>>40102163Each of you will take advantage of the element of surprise, opening with a bombardment on Priest. Then Nappa and Vegeta can get a feel for what the elites are capable of while you call out K+P. Then Nappa can go apeshit while you and Vegeta tag team the main targets, letting Vegeta run wild during the battle or in order to subdue Nappa after the battle, if necessary: she's already shown that she can control herself pretty well as an Oozaru, so the populace isn't in danger.
>>40102163also in b4 we realize that it's actually the priest with the super high power level. it's just all invested into making things NEVER DIE.
>>40102266You know both Vegeta and Nappa have perfect control over themselves in the Oozaru form, right?It's something they trained at, and Nappa has PLENTY of experience doing it.He's the oldest living saiyan right now, aside from maybe Paragus.
>>40101903"Upon landing in the city you and Vegeta will immediately assume your Great Ape forms. Vegeta and I will attempt to engange Priest and Knight at enough of a distance away so they you're able to deal with their elite guards."Flipping a few switches to prepare for your landing, you continue informing Nappa of the plan."Assuming you're successful with your part of the mission before Vegeta and I can completel our portion, I want you to attempt to stay away from the battle, these two are way out of your league right now Nappa."It seems he's not entirely fond of that, but understands that it's going to be a necessary fact of life when push comes to shove."From the intel we have Priest will be the primary target, considering I imagine he's got some sort of powers to repair any damage done to the Knight. Once he's out of the way, it's just a matter of actually managing to take the other one out as well."Looking at either saiyan, you raise your brow."Any questions on the matter?"None"Good, then let's get this done and go home so I can get a nap."Setting the shuttle down on the planet, you can quickly feel that there are multiple power levels already heading your way.>WRITE IN
>>40102324Check whats up. Blow em out of the sky if possible.
>>40102324Ascertain hostility or if they're friend or foe. If foe blow them up as quickly and efficiently as possible, we're gonna need our energy.
>>40102300Nope, I didn't. Sorry.
>>40102392No need to apologize.It seems it slips a lot of people's minds, since DBZ seems to glaze over it in the anime.
>>40102324Throw them off with a dishonorable "Who wants a beer?" fake parley act since you're not going to be able to surprise them after all.
>>40102324start making as many Demasiados tiros balls as we can. got to prep for the enemy.
ask Priest if he's heard the good word
>>40102494Maybe is we start spouting Space Scripture we can get into a super debate-fight thing with him, and eventually win him over with our devotion?
Oh hey, the Knight wasn't actually the unkillable one, it was the Priest!And I think I found his picture!
>>40102537Space Jesus can probably vouch for us. Good man, that Space Jesus.
>>40102558he seemed kind of an asshole to me. not at all like jenkins.
>>40102537>>40102558that was the idea
>>40102551>Space Anderson WELP
Ooh does it hat mean the knight is space alucard?
>>40102551And the Knight would then be, oh god. Oh god no. Retreat. Full retreat. The Knight is going to fuck the fear turkey. And we're the damn bird.
>>40102615>>40102593As long as Arctus proves he isn't a heathen Space Protestant bastard, he'll be fine.
>>40102324Motioning for Nappa and Vegeta to follow you, you make your way out of the shuttle, and coming face to face with the pair of what you assume to be Knight and Priest.Priest is a decent bit taller than you would have expected, his face hidden by his collar, and Knight is shorter than expected as well, being completely covered in armor."I don't suppose you lot would be opposed to just sharing a space beer and talking our issues out?"The response you get is an energy blast from Knight fired at the shuttle behind you, destroying it instantlycunt>.A. Charge (Who)>B. Defend>C. Ki attack (Who)>D. Yell to use the power ball>E. Write in.
>>40102661>>D. Yell to use the power ball>C. Ki attack (Who)Knight to distract>.A. Charge (Who)Priest to fuck up
>>40102661>C. Ki attack (Who)Priest.
>>40102661>C. Ki attack (Who) priest>D. Yell to use the power ball
I guess no Space Anderson.BUT WAIT!Taller than normal, and we cant see his face yet?He may be that glorious bastard yet!It wont be, but hey.
>>40102674Dis. Go for straight up MURDER on the priest.
>>40102674Also supporting thisReminder though that we need to quick kill that freaking heal bot.
Rolled 46, 84 = 130 (2d100)Looks like we ki blasting Knight and Charging priest then eh?All rightRoll me 1d100 pleaseBest of five.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>40102750
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>40102750Crit?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>40102750
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>40102750
>>40102661First and foremost, be glad that you didn't actually have any space beer on that shuttle.I don't think telling Vegeta+Nappa to throw up a power ball is necessary; they agreed to immediately do it moments beforehand.>C. Ki attack (Who)Priest. If Knight zaps your accoutrements, you'll zap his. Space law.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>40102750
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>40102750
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>40102750
>>40102767Well, 82 is nice.Not as nice as that 84, but nice.
>>40102788crap I was too late
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>40102750come on.....
>>40102661"Power ball go!"Either of the saiyans should be able to pick up on that yell and do as you ordered.Tossing a blast directly into the faceplate of Knight, with him being unable to react in time, you charge for the Priest.Sinking your fist into the man's face, he's evidently caught off guard enough for you to push the advantage and keep it going.Pushing him through a deserted building, and still beating the hell out of him, he eventually catches your fists and looks up at you."You would dare to strike the Emperor's high priest? You're more foolish than I thought."Giving him a mental fuck you, you kick off with both of your feet, sending Priest flying back once again.You can feel Knight coming up on your rear, and Vegeta is still transforming.Your own your own for know>.A. Charge (Who)>B. Defend>C. Ki attack (Who)>D. Write in
>>40102887It's best of five, anon, the chance is gone, just accept the rolls we have.
>>40102900Using your speed to get behind the Priest and >C. Ki attack (Who)Both of them.
>>40102900D. ki-wave explosion, push the knight away and stun the priest so you can beat his face in. "You know I've actually met space Jesus. It would make for an interesting philosophical debate. Instead i'm just going to have to cave in your skull"
>>40102900So he's still out there, is he? I know he isn't, but I can hope! I know the Pilgrim is some hacker type. Oh well.>B. DefendGet into a position that has both of these dudes in front of us so we can watch them, use our speed, they can't handle it.
>>40102900>C. Ki attack (Who)too many shots.
>>40102900Fire ki blasts at the priest and the Knight, might wanna pull a too many shots>C. Ki attack (BOTH)
>>40102921Smartest option imo
>>40102900Demasiados tiros. Both of them
>>40102937Pilgrim is Alucard, and there is no info on him because everything he does is done via Space Carrier Pigeon.
>>40102982>Space Carrier Pigeon.>Arctus: "Those are still a thing? I... I lost to some birds..."
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>40102900Currently I'm gonna chalk things up to a Demasiados Tiros 1d100 again please
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>40102995welp
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>40102995
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>40102995
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>40102995
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>40102995I fucked up and only did one roll, my bad
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>40102995
>>40102900Just as you sense that Knight is about to bare down on you, your speed comes into play nicely, allowig you to manage a roundabout to get behind PriestExtending your palm, you ready your newest attack, five spheres of energy fly forth from your hand, all flying towads Priest, who look ready to defend himself.When the orbs suddenly stop, he looks confused, and knight just arrived as well"FIRE!"As the death beams pour out from your attack, Priest manages to catch one in the lower leg, and Knight has one go straight through his chest.Collapsing backwards, seemingly dead, barely a few seconds later does Knight force himself back onto his feet, looking no worse for wear."Surrender, Arcosian, and you just might be spared. The emperor can be merciful!" Priest growls as he clutches his leg.That lasts for a few seconds before Great Ape Vegeta lands next to you.>.A. Charge (Who)>B. Defend>C. Ki attack (Who)
>>40103105>Surrender, have them take you to the heart of the Emperium.
>>40103105>C. Ki attack (Priest)Improved Death beam. Straight through his skull.
>>40103105>A Charge the priest.GANK THE HEALS
>>40103105"So Vegeta, do you want a toy that will never break, it even wears a fancy suit of armor.">C. Ki attack (Who)Let's Death Beam the Priest a few more times, slow him down a bit, maybe get lucky and take out a vital organ.
>>40103105>.A. Charge Priest
>>40103105>.A. Charge (Who)>Priest"I'll take my chances"
So is it time for us to tell him Space Jesus is on our side?So when he talks shit about Space Jesus we can dome him with our newly acquired Space Bible?
Rolled 43, 18 = 61 (2d100)Charge Priest won outRoll me 2d100 please?Best of five overall
Rolled 16, 14 = 30 (2d100)>>40103198
>>40103191The Priest is a Space Protestant, he uses a different translation of the Space Bible.
Rolled 90, 66 = 156 (2d100)>>40103198THE POWER OF SPACE JESUS COMPELLS YOU!
>>40103208i'm rollin' shit tonight>>40103223SPACE JESUS GOT OUR BACK
Rolled 51, 73 = 124 (2d100)>>40103198Lets go. Hope i do well.
Rolled 58, 9 = 67 (2d100)>>40103223PRAISE SPACE JESUS!>>40103198
Rolled 80, 70 = 150 (2d100)>>40103198
>>40103251Now Arctus taps into the Rational Arcosian power boost/transformation.
>>40103198"You cannot stand up to the power of the Emperor, his will protects me!""Well I've got Space Jesus on my side bitch!" You yell in reply as you charge him down once more.No mercy this time, tail, fists, feet, everything you can throw at Priest you are, his lower power level and evident lack of true martial training resulting in him taking quite the beating from you.You're able to see Vegeta still fighting The Knight a little ways away, and Nappa in his Great Ape form dealing with the elites.Neither seem to be having much trouble right now, leaving you with just the PriestHe eventually unleashes a wave of energy, pushing you back off of him so that he can gain some distance, looking quite injured after your brutal beat down on him.It appears that he's muttering something under his breath, possibly a prayer or something like that?>A. Charge again>B. Defend>C. Ki attack>D. Go help Vegeta>E. Go help Nappa>F. Write in
>>40103365>C. Ki attackdeath beam
>>40103365>>C. Ki attackDeath Beam to the throat! No talky!
>>40103365c ki attack fastest interrupt we have. death beam? interrupt his spell's verbal component!
>>40103365>C Impaler Burst!
>>40103381>>40103365This. Cast Silence
>>40103365Fast attack, puncture his throat.
>>40103390yes, shove an impaler burst in his mouth.
>>40103365>C. Ki AttackDeath beam him if it's faster than impaler burst
Rolled 42 (1d100)Death Beam won, if you all want fast as possible1d100 please
>>40103408>tfw Impaler Burst is slower than Death Beam, and inaccurate at rangeWe need to interrupt his wordsthings. Better to get him quick, hit his lung or throat with a DBeam.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>40103419
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>40103419
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>40103419Go! Purple Thing!
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>40103419select food
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>40103426fuck. we are in the shit now.
>>40103435>>40103430So I uh... I guess we miss.I'll go and eat a bottle full of despair and broken glass, now.
>>40103419used up all the good rolls on the AU eh Eail?
Eail you take crits? I forgot.
>>40103452I only take the good critsFor now
>>40103459Get bad Crit, Arctus looks hurt.Geets gos false SSJ while in ape form.
>>40103467>Geets gos false SSJ while in ape form.She'll destroy the planet by roaring!!!
>>40103419Before Priest can finish his incantation, of whatever it is really, you raise your hand and quickly perform a good old fashioned Death Beam.Penetrating his throat and resulting in the so called holy man dropping back and clutching the wound while blood starts to pour out.He's not dead yet, but he will be very soon.As you're about to finish him off, you hear an incredibly loud roar of pain coming from the direction of Vegeta, your head immediately snapping to her direction.You can't see the saiyan, but you can still feel her power level for now.>A. Finish off Priest>B. Go help Vegeta>C. Help Nappa>D. Write in
>>40103490>>A. Finish off Priest>>B. Go help VegetaFlash up to the Priest and just Death Wave his face off, then we need to make sure everyone is okay.
>>40103490>A. Finish off Priestdisintegrate him.
>>40103490>>A. Finish off Priestthen>B. Go help Vegeta
Nappa got ganked. Can't feel his PL.
>>40103490>>A. Finish off PriestDecapitate him, then go to Vegeta.
>>40103490examine if there's a link between the two occurrences, break a priest finger to see if geets reacts then finish off priest based on results.
>>40103490>A. Finish off PriestBUT be thorough about it. This was too easy... there may be some nasty trick up his sleeve that could take effect if you don't completely obliterate him.>B. Go help Vegeta
>>40103490I'll second this: >>40103530
>>40103490You hesitate for a few seconds before you commit to killing the Priest, with the weird magic that he might be in possession of, along with that occurance with Vegeta, better safe than sorry.You stomp on his leg hard enough to break it, and wait to see if you can hear any sort of reaction from VegetaNothingWith that out of the way for the moment at least, you prep a Death Wave with your hand.Priest is still awake, and looks on in terror as you bring it down across him, executing the man via decapitation.His already rather low power level vanishes, leaving you alone in this area.Vegeta's power is fading rapidly, and you're not sure how long she might have if you don't get a move on, blasting off from the location and leaving Priest's corpse where it fell, you rush as fast as you can to find Vegeta and the Knight.She's missing her tail and is back in her normal form.Knight's Blade is currently impaling her through the back, pinning her down to the ground.He's going to kill Vegeta if you don't act now>What are you feeling right now Arctus?>A. Charge him>B. Defend>C. Ki attack>D. Write in
>>40103602>C. Ki attackCold, calculating rage.Death beam the shit out of him.
>>40103602>>C. Ki attackThrow a death beam mid charge before getting in melee combat.
>>40103602>>What are you feeling right now Arctus?Don't hurt MAH WAIFU!
>>40103602>A. Charge himA great need to protect a good comrade and friend.
>>40103602Anger, Hatred. panic. need to save comrade.A. charge him. take that sword and end him with it.
>>40103602Cold anger.>C. Death beam his face.
>>40103602>A. Charge him
>>40103602Cut loose. Knight clearly gets injured, but has some kind of fast-acting regeneration ability. You need to kill him in one shot. It's time for the Kamehameha!
>>40103602>A. Charge himGotta get close to prevent him from attacking even more. Try and disarm him.
PLS CHOOSE ONE KTHANKS>A. Hatred, anger, rage>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care about
>>40103602>>40103669This, but get Knight off of Vegeta first.>A. Charge himthen oneshot him
>>40103686>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care about
>>40103686>>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care aboutYes please.
>>40103686>>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care aboutWe are nothing if not precise and calculating. Pure raw rage is the saiyan thing.
>>40103686>>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care aboutRage is reckless.Rather be a straight bad ass then some raging idiot.Besides Saiyans tend to be cold rage.More Batman rage, less Hulk rage.
>>40103686>Bwe iron man now
>>40103686As you stare at the Knight, and as he removes his blade from the back of Vegeta, leaving her there on the ground, many thoughts are going through your mind.He's just attempted to take someone important to you away.Vegeta is your friend, and he wants to make it so she's gone.Knight's power has increased to be more than yours, he's even above Great Ape Vegeta's level right now, well into the millions.But if you don't stop him here, he'll kill Vegeta, and likely Nappa, along with the rest of your crew."You die today Knight." The words quietly slip from your mouth.When you feel a hand on your shoulder, you don't even have to look up to see who it is, you already know."I'll lend you my power for a little bit Arctus... make him pay."The voice of the other you echoes.>A. Accept the power>B. Deny
>>40103793>>A. Accept the powerPower link with priest, more priest was smashed stronger knight got.
>>40103686We know the taste of the Beast, that it would be bad to let run free by Vegeta in her current state. We forge that fury into a blade of tempered steel.>B. Cold Calculated Fury, the desire to protect someone you care about.
>>40103793>A. Accept the powerHe can't win alone.
>>40103793>A. Accept the powerSPACE JESUS HAS OUR BACK!
>>40103793>A. Accept the power
>>40103686>>B. Cold calculated fury, the desire to protect someone you care about
>>40103793>A. Accept the powerTime to take the deal with the space devil.
>>40103793>A. Accept the powerUse it.
>>40103793>B. Denythe beast has many forms. power is not given it is gained.
>>40103793>A. Accept the power Only if it's the thinly Arctus.
Ps 4chan shit the bed for anyone else?
>>40103793>A lets rock fuckers
>>40103793>>A. Accept the power
>>40103793>Accept the power.Let us taste what we have yet to find the full path to.
>>40103793A. only this once. only because it's my friend. I won;t let you or the beast control my life. I am arctus. i am an alcoholic, but my Crew, My friends? I'll do what needs to be done. Fuck with me or them and nothing short of space jesus can save you
Why do I feel like this is a bad thing.My shadowrunning is maximum.
>B. DenyYou can do it yourself. You know now that power comes to people with a need, and here it is. The Beast is the crutch of madmen. You do not want to be like Frieza.
Roll me 1d100+30 would you boysNext post is a new thread.
>>40103866Yeah, it kept timing out for me.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>40103866Yup, Mine got fixed awhile ago though>>40103886
Rolled 50 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886
Rolled 97 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886
>>40103866Yeah sleepy you ain't alone on that one
Rolled 44 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886GIVE US THE POWER SPACE JESUS!
Rolled 88 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886SPACE JESUS!
Rolled 25 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886>>40103901Space Jesus comes through!
Rolled 54 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>40103886Come on space jesus.
>>40103896forgot the mod bruh>>40103901ITS OGRE
>>40103901Just had too show me up didn't ya ya damn pervert!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>40103886
>>40103901aww yesI'm back.>>40103886repeatig this >>40103880
these food captchas are killing me
>>40103901Praise be to space Jesus, brotastic be his name.
>>40103901Welp there goes the bitchass knight
>>40103901You sir are a winner, and should feel like one.
>>40103901Space Jesus is a pevert.
>>40103924Not to be mean or anything but, to me its kind of cringe worthy.
>>40103936Nope eails gonna nat 100 just watch.
>>40103901POWER IS MAXIMUM!!!!!!!