brave advent-*AHEM*Sorry, it's been a while.BRAVE ADVENTURER! YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A DARING ADVENTURE, AS PREDETERMINED BY YOUR TITLE OF ADVENTURER.WHAT PERILS AWAIT YOU EVEN I DO NOT KNOW! WHAT TRIUMPHS YOU WILL GRASP ARE ALSO BEYOND MY POSSIBLE COMPREHENSION.I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHO YOU ARE!SO TELL ME....
>>40136203>Are you a boy or a girl?
>>40136220Sex: Femalegender: vacillatingSexual preference: Hand holding
>>40136255BOY?GIRL?ANEMONE? WHO KNOWS?Not even you I guess!Anyways, being...>WHAT IS YOUR NAME???
>>40136293>>40136282 here. Being that I almost voted that, I'll change over.
>>40136203Those Qs look like handcuffs. What if one of these thugs wore the title?
>>40136365>>40136379>>40136388>>40136428Wow! What a beautiful name! And not a B or an R or an A or a D in sight. Except for those B's.And those A's.ANYWAYSAbby...>WHAT IS YOUR CLASS?
>>40136348Dank&Rare Pepe McSwag, orphaned and christened at the Church of Memology.
>>40136348Alexindeterminate gender name for indeterminate gender
>>40136545Wizard-to-be-strengthman.WE KNOW THE MAGIC BUT TO PROVE WE HAVE A GENDER WE MUST LIFT
>>40136545If I say MLG-Dankomancer, is it too cliched?
>>40136545SorceROAR. You are a sorcerer, but you need to yell out all your spells to use them.
Already a strong consensus, I see
>>40136579SO!You are ABBY MCSWAG the INDETERMINATE gendered LUCKAMANCER!You look good kid, already have your magic hat and robes. It would seem, however that you don't have any sort of magical staff or wand! Is that something you would need?>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>40136784Only if we're unlucky. Which we aren't.
>>40136784Go outside and find a stick. That works, right?
>>40136784We don't need a wand or staff. We have our lucky 1dX which has the power to be any die at any time and control fate. If we are luck, WHICH WE ARE!
>>40136784We clearly some d6, d20 and d10 dice for our luck rolls.
>>40136784Well. We're a luckamancer right? Horsehoes are lucky right? What about four? What about a whole HORSE to cast spells with?
>>40136784In game d20
>>40136784we need more cards
>>40136784We manifest our power through lottery tickets. We just throw them around or something.
>>40136866>>40136863>>40136844>>40136838>>40136804Oh yes! How could I forget! You have the fabled 1D??, passed down through your magical bloodline for centuries! This very item is how you draw, wield, and use your powers!I forgot about that thing.Well, now that you've reminded me, Abby McSwag...>WHAT DO YOU DO?>WHERE DO YOU GO?You have a whole world to explore! To make your mark on!
>>40137125Find a casino make money.
>>40137125Let's go to the dwarf casino and get all their dosh
>>40137125WE GRANT PEOPLE AND OURSELVES LUCK OR MISFORTUNE!GAMBLING'S THE GAME, LIKELY CASINOS OR RANDOM BACK ALLYS!
>>40137125Go to magic school and get lucky
>>40137125Go to the casino and bet on the ARENA matches
>>40137125>ADVENTURE!>The Dungeon of The Endless,said to hold a fabled treasure only someone with the skill (and luck) to survive the challenges laid by the greatest gnome gambling artificers can claim the prize guarded for the past 5 years.
>>40137125Get petty revenge on the kids you went to highschool with.
>>40137125Go to the casino
>>40137125>Gambling!Where?>THE ARCADE LADDER CASINO!
>>40137149>>40137167>>40137177>>40137186>>40137355>>40137462CASINO! Of course! You'll go in, use a bit o' luck, and make out like a bandit! But where is it?You whip out your trusty map and take a look.You know that the nearest casino is in Maplecrest, but Oblyxia has the largest Casino in all of Thylia! So, Abigail...>WHAT DO YOU DO??
>>40137540Well logically the biggest score would be at the biggest Casino. So we must travel there!
>>40137540>Try and remember where that casino with increasingly powerful opponents that await you on each floor was
>>40137540Hit maple crest win some dosh then get a carriage to Oblyxia
>>40137540Go big or go home muthafuckas. I want that sweet Oblyxia dosh. I suggest we spend our time on the road embezzling, being a crook and scamming people just because. Rogue Luckamancer, fuck yeah
>>40137540Hit up Maplecrest on our way to Oblyxia we need traveling Dosh after all.
>>40137601>>40137624>>40137672AND SO IT SHALL BE! You decide to head for Oblyxia, looking to hit up Maplecrest for some warmups and extra spending dough. Perfect plan! Only one problem...
>>40137950You seem to be in the middle of nowhere without horse or carriage and pretty far from the nearest town. How.... unfortunateBut fear not, no adventure comes without it's trails! So, my dear Abby...>WHAT DO YOU DO?!
>>40138003>Cast a luck spell to find a friendly horse or traveller who happens to have a cart or something.
>>40138003HARVEST THE BEESBy a somewhat inexplicably lucky accident, one of them is docile and rideable.
>>40138003roll the d and then walk waiting for your luck to take effect.
>>40138003use your luck spells to find a mcguffin
Are we really just us four in here
>>40137950Begin southward!Tally-go!>>401381335. Captcha hates me.
>>40138037>>40138028>>40138047Of course! You pull out the 1D?? and give it a nice, healthy roll on the ground! You feel your magical bits a'tinglin' as the die begins to glow with mystical energy!
>>40138626Oh! And look at that! A magical light shines up from the die as it falls to a rest, showing an ethereal number floating in the air.... a 20! Wonderful!
>>40138665>"Hey there, fella! Wh'tcha doin' way out here? Y'lost?"And wouldn't you know it, just as you roll the dice a wagon rolls up along the dirt road! What a lucky thing to have happen!>WHAT DO?
>>40138665Wow, a naturally occurring 20! How lucky!
>>40138707Ask nicely to be given a ride to the town, of course!
>>40138707>Buy one of her boxes so we can kick it off and ride on the cart.
>>40138707Yes I am could you take me to Maplecrest if you're heading that way?
>>40138665It's almost like we rigged it!>>40138707Ask to be taken into the city, and if he might be interested in some card playing along the way.
>>40138707Ask for a ride to Maplecrest
>>40138730>>40138771>>40138785>>40138794>"A ride to Maplecrest, eh? Well lucky you, I'm headin' t' that very town! An' I couldn't in good conscience turn down a weary trav'ler!"It seems you've come across a traveling Halfling. Or Hobbit. Or Pech or whatever you wanna call 'em. >"Hop in, stranger. I don't take up much room."She says, scooting over.Well, a stranger is trying to pick you up! What do you do?>WHAT DO?
>>40139162Pick her up instead. She's pretty small.
>>40139162Hop in, obviously! What could go wrong?
>>40139162Bedazzle her with chance-based magery
>>40139162>we spaghetti nowHop in, chat a little with her, throw your dice around and, with a stroke of luck, you'll both bear witness to some amazing natural phenomena, triple rainbows, singing clouds, all that shit. Then I don't know.
>>40139162I wonder if we'll get lucky
>>40139380Pretty sure if we tried we'd roll a Nat 1. After all the 1d?? is a fickle mistress.
>>40139380With what? Our butt?
>>40139240You hop in and the wagon quickly begins to continue down the path toward Maplecrest!>"By th' way! My name is Rabbit! I don't believe I caught yours, Miss........ter......?"Oh shit! Being put on the spot! >WHAT DO?
>>40139821PRETEND THERE ARE REINS
>>40139821Roll the 1D?? to distract her!
>>40139821>PRETEND THERE ARE REINSOH GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REINS!?>>40139821WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REINS!?
>>40139162hop in and introduce yourself!
>>40139821INTRODUCE OURSELVES!"Duke Abe E. Gayle of the Tawnean Dynasty, Miss Rabbit."
>>40139821Abe or Gail?
>>40139821Abe E. Gail.
>>40139842>>40139867>>40139880You claim your name is Gail. A pretty cool nick name if you ask me. Mysterious. However, you bring up a good question...
>>40140645Where are the reins?
>>40140669Suddenly, the horse pulling the wagon veers off course and crashes right into a tree!
>>40140702You come to a tumbling stop as you are thrown free and land on your bottom! Luckily, you seem to survive with nothing but a bumped forehead!>WHAT DO?!
>>40140729Check the wagon. And the Rabbit.
>>40140729Recover thing check on living thnings, fix wagon.
>>40140729Pull a fresh, un-crumpled hat out of your hat.Luckamancy #1: always the hats.
>>40140729Roll the 1d??, burn a Fate Point for extra goodluck.
>>40140729roll the Dice to meet a traveling Wagon Repairman
>>40140777>Trips>Triple sevens>talking about Luckamancythere's no question here. don't fuck this up QQanon
>>40140763>>40140772You walk on over to where the wagon hit the tree head on and find Rabbit sitting bloodied next to a dazed looking horse.>"Ha, whoopsie. Sorry 'bout that, Gail! Stuff like that happens a bunch. I'm a lil' unlucky"
>>40140777You start at the mention of "unlucky" as you pull a fresh, newly ironed hat out of your hat.This is some news, hero. >What do????
>>40140777>>40141096>>40141474GIVE HER A FUCKING HAT.GIVE HER A WRY GRIN.TELL HER YOU TWO WILL GET ALONG JUUUUST FINE.then pull sunglasses, get ready to rock.
>>40141509Fix her luck with luckamancy!
>>40141474roll 1d?? to readjust her luck.
>>40141509Oh don't be such a big baby. The two of you can equal out to one normal person worth of luck. Just make sure she doesn't go into the casino when you do.
>>40141509>>40141474Take her under our wing. Bad luck wizard and good luck wizard.
>>40141624But we should go in to casinos when she's about to get her knees broken.
>>40141532You hand her your old hat and slip on some shades. You hear faint rock music coming from far far away. Perhaps in a jail cell. Anyways, you've got a broken cart and a destination. Whats the plan?>WHAT DO YOU DO?
>>40141891>Show Rabbit how she can put her cargo in the hat, and continue onward!
>>40141891WELL! It seems we're a bit down on our luck at the moment. We're not UN-lucky, but we're no longer lucky anymore, or at least as lucky as we once were. But that won't stop us! We still got our map! We'll just walk the rest of the way, maybe take some short-cuts through the wilderness. What's the worst that can happen!?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>40141891It's time to Get. Lucky.>catchphrase initiate>Theme music starts playing>roll that die
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>40141979Unlucky, though considering our die is probably a d20, you should roll like this:
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>40141979You suck at this.If you want luck you must appease all the dice gods. That means Stan, Bob, Randy, Michael, AND Steve!
>>40141979>>40142039>>40142046Oh god... She is affecting our luck already...
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>40142046>>40142039>>40141979Stand back, I got this.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>40142133
Rolled 71 (1d100)ONE HUNDRED!
>>40142133>>40142046>>40142039>>40141979And thus begins a comedy of errors. Starring! An androgynous luck wizard and his halfling friend.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>40141979IF YOU GUYS JUST BELIEVED, WE CAN GET A NAT 100!BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Rolled 14 (1d100)THIS IS ITFOR MY BROTHERS, MY ALLIES, AND MY ENEMIES ALIKEI SHALL MKAE THIS ROLL THE ROLL OF ALL ROLLS.IT IS MY ROLE, WIT THIS ROLL, THAT I SHOULD DESTROY ALL ILL LUCK AND REPLACE THE UNFORTUNATE AND THE MISERY WITH GREAT SERENDIPITOUS GLEE.TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY LUCK!INITIATE DIETECH #14: BAD LUCK -> BRAD LUCKGOOOOOOOOOOO
>>40142233spooky! Nice called shot.
>>40142233FOURTEEN! Brads are getting luckier!
Rolled 28 (1d100)All these shit rolls
what is going on?
>>40142454really brad luck
Rolled 67 (1d100)??
>>40141942You decide to show your new friend a little trick you have with your hat. You do your best to explain to her how to store things in your magical accessory.
>>40142654>"Oh! Wow! It's storage an' a cool hat! This thing's prett-"
>>40142681>"MMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHH!"Wow, she IS unlucky. Like, really really unlucky. Might be dangerous to be around this one, Abby Gail. Rabbit's head is currently being eaten by your hat. >WHAT DO?
>>40142716Help her out, obviously. God damn it, why is Rabbit so cute?!
>>40142716Help her take the hat off. We don't want the guard dragon mistaking her for an intruder.
>>40142716Fix her luck with luckamancy, duh.
>>40142716>Pull Rabbit out of the hat.Fuck you, OP.
>>40142716Wait... will she die from that? Because pulling Rabbit from our hat can be a cool trick! But let's get her out of the hat for now.
>>40142756OP is the best at puns.
>>40142716>pull Rabbit out of hatI laughed out loud. You are beautiful OP.
All these rolls actually work out if we're using a roll under system.
>>40142748I would like to back this
>>40142734>>40142748>>40142756>>40142785You grab ahold of the hat and pull as hard as you can. The hat seems to be holding pretty hard....
>>40143371And with a plunk, the hat comes free of Rabbit. You have successfully pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Bravo, hero. Now that this horrible escapade is over...>WHAT DO?
>>40143371>Snap her neck.
>>40143402Fix her luck stat.
>>40143432Nah, her luck stat is hilarious.
>>40143455I gotta agree with this chucklefuck here.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>40143402Make haste toward town. Catch a ride on that giant bird/friendly dragon/empty flying carpet that just HAPPENS to be flying by.
>>40143482It's a Heldrake of Khorne, hope you're happy.
>>40143529Heldrake? more like Heldir!
>>40143529BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, I AM VERY PLEASED!
>>40143430You continue down the road after hitching up some supplies on the horse.After a few hours of Rabbit chattering nonstop, you come across....
>>40143840...an overturned carriage on the side of the road! What could've caused this??>WHAT DO?
>>40143864>Check for any people, survivors if there was an attack maybe? If you don't find any, roll for luck to see how much loot we find!
>>40143864Roll the 1d?? for a traveling Carriage Repairman.
>>40143864Search carriage, see if anyone is around, steal carriage
>>40143864>ACQUIRE: CARRIAGE x 1!
>>40143903>>40143882You approach the carriage and call out, searching for any survivors....
>>40144248AND OUT POPS THREEE BANDITS, ALL CACKLING MADLY!How exciting! How thrilling! I guess we'll have to....WAIT TILL NEXT TIMEGOODNIGHT GUYS
>>40144277thanks for running
>>40144277Thanks for running! I'm glad to see Quest Quest again!
>>40144277A dwarf, an elf, and a guy with Downs.
>>40144375Not sure if cowlick or wearing a beret with double the fiddly bits on top.