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LAST TIME WE MET BRUCE

HIS BUDDY RADITZ

HIS MENTOR NAPPA

PRINCESS VEGETA

AND HIS NOT-GIRLFRIEND BROLY

WE GOT CONTROL OF OUR SQUAD AND TAUGHT RADITZ, WHO THEN MET UP WITH HIS POPS

WE DID GOOD.
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>>40141795
>AND HIS NOT-GIRLFRIEND BROLY

>"I-I swear! We're just friends!" Broly snuggling up on his arm "J-Just good friends!"

>laughingNappa.jpg
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>>40141795
good job bruce.
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"Your Dad was watching us Raditz, it looks like he's happy." You say to your friend, whose eyes light up and immediately search for his father, finding the man standing up on the railings with his arms crossed.

Raditz gets a small nod of approval from Bardock.

"Why don't you go talk to him? Afterwards we can all go get someting to eat if you want."

Oh he's a saiyan you know damn well he's going to want to eat.

Still, as Raditz flies up to meet his father, you can't help but feel you've done a good thing today by helping Raditz.

This whole team leader thing might have some merit to it, but, you haven't even had your first mission yet.

Going over to meet Broly and Nappa, you once again have the taller girl hanging off of you, saying she knew you'd help out Raditz, since you're so nice and all.

Nappa takes a more accurate approach, clasping his hand down on your shoulder, avoiding Broly's arm where she's currently wrapped around you.

"Ya did good kid. If you can look after your team like that, you're gonna go far. I've got faith in you, so keep it up, don't make me look like a fool yeah?" He finishes off with a grin.

Yeah... you did good.

>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>C. Go with just Broly/Nappa
>D. Spar with Broly
>E. Write in
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>>40141835

>C. Go with just Broly/Nappa
This is our kinda sorta family it feels like.
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>>40141835
>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
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>>40141835
>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
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>>40141835
>>D. Spar with Broly
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>>40141835
>>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
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>>40141835
>>B. Go ask if Bardock and Raditz want to come
>A. Go collect Vegeta and eat
its nice to eat in a big group in all honesty.
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>>40141795
throwing a link on twitter at all?
just curious.
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>tfw no one else wants to be Pummel-buddies with Broly

Suicide, what's that?
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>>40141997
Did it just now
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>>40141835
>D. Spar with Broly
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>>40141795
geez, just. blazed through SAQ. I know you're hella excited for this and it's just the second thread. I'm mildly concerned that SAQ is gonna fall out of favor because of this.

But whatever. tonight, we ODINSON.
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>>40141835
Well, after all that fighting you're feeling rather peckish at the moment, it's been two whole hours since breakfast and that meant it was time for brunch!

"Nappa, Broly, want to grab some food together? My treat this time." You ask your two companions, getting a nod from the General and... Broly being Broly.

"Vegeta's probably better by now right, she should come along too, it'll be our first real meal as a squad." You end up adding as an after thought.

"I'll go get her kid, she's probably just about be released from the medics, why don't you two go grab Raditz and we'll all meet up at the exit." Nappa suggests, before moving to go gather up Vegeta, leaving you with just Broly.

If it wasn't for the fact that she knew you were probably determined on this, the girl likely would have suggested going with just the two of you, instead, she's content to hang off of you while you go to Raditz and Bardock.

It seems that Bardock was finishing up telling Raditz something that looks to be pretty important.

Considering how many missions Bardock goes on, it's easy to guess what it might be.

"Hey Raditz, we're all gonna go get something to eat, you wanna come along? You're welcome to come too if you want Mr. Bardock" You offer to the Father and Son pair

Raditz enthusiastically agrees, but Bardock gives a small shake of his head. "Sorry kid, gotta go meet up with my crew, we're about to ship out again." He explains, and you see a slight hint of weakness show up from Raditz.

Moving over to stand next to you and Broly, the three of you are about to set off for the exit, when Bardock speaks up again "Hey, kid, Bruce right? Got a minute before you go? I wanted to speak to you in private about something."

>A. Okay
>B. Your friends are waiting on you
>C. Write in
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>>40142174
How about if MC ever gets a ship of his own and becomes a Space Pirate, we name the ship the "Bifröst"?

Will that satisfy you?
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>>40142250
>C Can you make it fast Mr.Bardock? Kinda teambuilding her.
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>>40142250
>A. Okay
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>>40142250
>A. Okay
but let it be known
>B. Your friends are waiting on you
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>>40142250
a. "Indeed, Warrior Bardock, but not for long. The formation of a squad must be celebrated with feast and drink and merriment! Friendship and comraderie must be cemented now."
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>>40142250
>A.
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>>40142250
>A. Okay
>B. Your friends are waiting on you
gotta make this quick but sure.
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>>40142250
>A. Okay
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>>40142250
Wondering what the older man would want to speak to you about, you end up giving him a small nod. "Go on ahead guys, I'll catch up." You tell Raditz and Broly, managing to shake the tall girl off of you.

They seem a little reluctant to leave you behind, but since they know Bardock isn't going to actually hurt you or anything, they consent and you see them vanish around the corner.

"So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" You question the scarred saiyan warrior.

He looks... very uncomfortable, rubbing at the back of his neck for a few moments, before crouching down to your level.

"All right kid so, I'm not a really good father, I know that. I haven't given much attention to Raditz and it looks like that messed him up in the long run, but when he was down there with you, and you were helping him, you made Weakling Raditz actually look like something."

You kinda wonder where he's going with this.

"Just... look out for him all right? It's probably too late for me to make it all up to Raditz, but if you can keep him alive, and help him grow strong, I'll be happy with it. Think you can do that for me?"

It looks like Bardock had to swallow a bit of his pride to actually ask this of you.

>A. You promise
>B. You'll do your best
>C. You can't promise
>D. Write in
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>>40142498
>A. You promise
he's already your best mate. You were planning on doing that anyway.
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>>40142498
>A. You promise
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>>40142498
A. "A warror's Promise. I stake my life, Pride, and Honor on it."

ODINSON
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>>40142498
As a member of my squad. Radditz will be a super saiyan in no time!
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>>40142498
>>A. You promise
Raditz is like a brother to me. You have my word
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>>40142498
>A. You promise
>D. Mention that it is not too late for him to make it up to Raditz if he tries.
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>>40142498
>A. You promise
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>>40142498
>D. Write in
"Only if you promise to try to be with him more often. He needs you and Its never too late."

Which is a lie
Muh dead father
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>>40142498
>>C. You can't promise
"I can't change the future!"
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>>40142644
You actually totally can
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>>40142675
THE FUUUTUUUUUREEE

FUTURE

FFFFFFFFUUUUUTURE!!!!
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>>40142644
>>40142675
yeah, we're already timefluxing things in SAQ.
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>>40142498
Dude this is some heavy stuff to toss onto an eleven year old.

Still though, it's not like you can exactly say no to the request from Bardock after all.

"I promise I'll look after Raditz. He's my best friend and I want to help him get stronger, but, you should try to spend some time with him when you can. Raditz still looks up to you a lot." You reply to Bardock.

It seems you've given him a bit of a surprise, but the older saiyan seems to consider it for a few moments before giving a small nod "I'll see what I can do after this mission. Speaking of which, if you get a chance, come by and see me some time. I owe you for this, maybe I can show you a few techniques or something that got me this far."

Holy hell did THE Bardock just offer to teach you, that's pretty radical.

After saying that you'd like that, you part ways with the older saiyan, and go meet up with the rest of your crew.

Raditz and Vegeta seem to be arguing about where to go eat, while Nappa stands off to the side with his head in his palm.

Broly seemed to be chewing on her thumb until she noticed you again, and summarily re-attached herself to you.

"It's gotta be seafood! Fish makes you more intelligent, which is something you could obviously use, low-class!"

"Steak is the key to the diet of all warriors, Princess!"

Oh dear.

>A. Steak
>B. Sea-food
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
>D. Write in
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>>40142827
>>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
gotta rack up dem broly points before frieza blows the lot of us up.
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>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
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>>40142827
>>B. Sea-food
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>>40142827
>>D. Write in
Fighting over food? What are you tuffles?
We'll get three of fucking everything!
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>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
>D. Write in
Combine all three choices
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>>40142827
Vegetables only.
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>>40142827
>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
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>>40142827

>C. Ask Broly where she wants to go
How much do we know about Broly exactly? Besides her being really really tall.
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>>40142869
WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN!

>>40142827
>D. Write in
Ask Both Nappa and Broly which places they might enjoy
"Thoughts?"
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>>40142827
>D. Why not both?
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>>40142827
>D
Say that you have a craving for broccoli and wiggle your eyebrows at Broly
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>Broly trying to feed Bruce when?

>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?
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>>40142827
>D. You know surf and turf is a thing girls. Both is best.
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>>40142963
Broccoli's look like dicks tho
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>>40142971
>Calling Raditz a girl

>asshole confirmed.
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>>40142974
>Broly's name comes from Broccoli
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>>40142969
>>Vegeta mocking us about it while Raditz is keeping his cool as to not laugh in our face, while Nappa just chuckles and shakes his head when?

Bruce feels embarrassed about it, quite un-saiyan like.

Then he thinks about it and then realizes the strongest (and therefore best) female Saiyan is interested in him.

>Bruce Smugface.
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>>40143003
I know
Point remains
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>>40143097
If you think broccoli looks like penises, and not little trees, you need to get off the internet for a few years.

Now.
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>>40142827
Looking at the girl currently hanging onto you like a teddy bear... still really odd considering the height difference thing, you decide to ask her for her opinion.

"Feel like eating anything in particular Broly?" You question the girl, who looks down at you, and slowly shakes her head.

"Whatever you want is fine... maybe a buffet, so those two will be quiet?" The soft spoken girl suggests.

Broly raises a good point, it's likely that you can find somewhere that'll have a buffet suited to both their needs, it is Planet Vegeta after all.

While you're thinking, Nappa suddenly perks up, his scouter telling of an incoming transmission, which he listens to, before sighing

"Sorry kids, I'll have to pass on this one, something just came up. I'll see you later, there should be an assignment for you four soon enough."

Telling Nappa goodbye, the saiyan is soon flying off towards the palace.

"All right pipe down the both of ya! We're gonna go find a buffet so you can both get what you want!" You bark, your first 'order' as squad leader.

With the light brawl between Vegeta and Raditz halted, they both look at you, before giving a slight nod and disengaging from one another.

Now... to decide where to go.

>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
>B. Respectable resturant
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
>D. Write in
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>>40143132
>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
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>>40143132
>>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
To be fair, this is the first time the crew has ate together. It'll be expensive, but we should Celebrate.
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>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
Not like saiyans taste their food anyway.
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>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
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>>40143097
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>>40143132

>B. Respectable resturant
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>>40143132
>write in: kill some wildlife ourselves
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>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
For one, it is certainly a celebration that merits appropriate acknowledgement. For two, Vegeta will probably complain or needle you if you go anywhere else for some puerile reason akin to the one she threw at Raditz
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>>40143132
>C.
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>>40143132
>>A. Nice little cheap place that has good food
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>>40143132
>>B. Respectable resturant
lets get us some space chinese
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>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
may as well, since vegeta is about to blow the hell up pretty soon.
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>>40143132
>C. High class baby! It's a celebration!
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>>40143374
...........
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>>40143132
>>40143374
caught the QM samefagging his own quest
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>>40143374
Added my own vote as a tie breaker on this one cause otherwise we get noooooooowhere soon, on a simple little vote
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>>40143374
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>>40143392
You saiyan a nigga can't eat?

you implying a qm cant confirm?
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>>40143399
Fair enough, I suppose.
Say that in the post itself next time though, eh?
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>>40143132
Considering this is going to be the first meal of the squad beingt together, you decide to splurge a little bit.

With the crew following after you, a bit of searching among the more... elite status resturants around, you manage to spot one that you've been to before.

It doesn't exactly have a name, most food places on Vegeta don't, but it's well known for how damn expensive it is, and the quality of it's food.

Raditz seems to be rather flabergasted that you'd pick a place like this, he's obviously never been before and is excited.

Vegeta seems pleased that you picked somewhere to eat that was worthy of her status.

Even Broly seems to be a little happy about it, giving a small grunt of approval.

Since it's a buffet, after you pay for the entry of all four of you, it's a free for all to grab as much food as you want.

Eventually, all of you manage to end up at a large table, with food piled up around you.

Everyone is digging in and enjoying themselves, even Broly is showing more emotion than normal with how she's eating.

>WRITE IN
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>>40143515
>Ask through mouthfuls of food if anyone has any idea what type of mission we'll get as our first one
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>>40143515
Challenge everyone to a contest of who has the most tolerance for spicy food. It wouldn't be a proper Saiyan celebration without a little competition.
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>>40143515
>WRITE IN
we should start figuring out plans on how to get stronger because of frieza and his bullshit.
also voting for training after this mess after working off all the food.

finally we should talk about prospective missions we could take.
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>>40143515
Challenge to a spicy food eat off.

Then after that, review missions we could go on.
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>>40143515
I assume the legal drinking age on planet Vegeta is something like 6 or 7, so order some booze
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>>40143666
if that, i simply assume saiyans didn't give enough of a shit about drinking water and assume booze is good enough for them sanitation wise.
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So, ShyBroly top in bed, LSSJBroly is even more top?
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>>40143609
That Frieza thing might be the dumbest thing you could possibly do in public, just saiyan
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>>40143763
This is what Bruce is going to look like after LSSJ Broly gets done with him.
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>>40143609
>tfw pre-destruction of vegeta saiyans didn't actually hate Frieza because he let them fight and eat things.
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>>40143803
I agree. Let's not bring up the whole "Frieza" thing.
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>>40143831
Fucked so hard he turned into three men, and still died?

Intense.
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>>40143803
thats true, still want to get stronger anyways because if nothing else, this way we don't get rekt in missions.
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>>40143831
>Broly after
>sadly "Him good at snu snu"
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>>40143831
>tfw Bruce goes SSJ just so he doesn't die when banging Broly.
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>>40143515
Through a mouthful of food, you manage to ask the rest of your squad a few questions, mostly what they thing your first mission might be.

They're all of the mindset that it's going to be a purge of some sort, and you're kinda gonna have to agree with that.

That's the main reason keeps the saiyans around, for how skilled your people are at taking out the native species of a planet.

It's pretty much what you were born and raised to do at this point, and what you've been expecting for years.

Just another part of life on Planet Vegeta.

Through a bit of food stealing on the parts of all of you, eventually, the entire squad has eaten their fill, and the dishes are stacked high all around you.

Raditz lets out a loud belch only to be smacked up the side of his head for being so crude.

She seems to forget very soon you'll likely be commiting genocide.

>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for you
>C. Write in
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>>40143929
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
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>>40143929
B, if he doesn't A
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>>40143929
>B. Go find Nappa, see if he has a mission for you
if not
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
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>>40143929
>A. Ask if anyone wants to go train
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>>40143929
>C. Write in
discuss teamwork tactics that you will all be using for battle. You are each individually strong (minus one of you), but if this team is going to get the best results possible, you need to know how to actually function fluidly as a team
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>>40144016
Can do that in addition to some other stuff, want to add a vote for A or B onto it?
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This is some abstract ass thinking and shit for a 11 year old

Like fuck son
Damn
Chill
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>>40144064
No, Chill was one of those shitty Arcosian kids.

:^)
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>>40144063
oh hehe it would be dumb to just sit and talk about it. Why not bring those words and intentions to life with accompanying action?
>A.
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>>40144064

child soldiers grow up extremely quickly and usually turn out to be extremely fucked up.
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>>40144119
>Gee Kevin, I wonder which planet we are going to commit genocide on today! I hope it's a planet with a lot of snow!
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>>40143929
With all the food out of the way, you're left feeling very satisfied, and, being a saiyan and all, what better thing to do next other than fight?

"Anyone feel like hitting up the training area for a few sessions while we wait on something from Nappa?" You question the team, getting an overall mood of approval.

There's quite a few different things you could do at the training center, they've evidently got a shipment of those new saibamen, and they're being used as training dummies.

Then again, you could always fight against your squad some more, maybe develop strategies to see how well you can work together and whatnot.

Probably going to be you and Broly doing that, Vegeta doesn't care much for working with others, and Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.

Leading everyone back to the training center that you left not too long ago, you manage to find an area that's not being used by very many warriors.

Registering the squad for some training time, you've got a little over an hour before you might be forced to clear out.

>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
>C. WRITE IN
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>>40144252
>A. Squad vs Squad (Who)

Free for all!
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>>40144252
Small Reminder.

Broly IS actually stronger than you right now.
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>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
12
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>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
>not fighting 50 of the damn things as a group.
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>>40144252
>A. Squad vs Squad (Who) Any who match our squads power level.
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>>40144252
A, Raditz and Broly vs us and Vegeta.
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>>40144282
So nigaa?
>Spar with Broly

NO PAIN
NO GAIN
MY LEGS AINT BROKE YET NIGGA
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>>40144294
I meant that as in Your Squad vs Your Squad

like, inter-squad fights.
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>>40144252
>Raditz is probably just going to be fighting with her about everything.
Wait is Raditz a girl? Because earlier posts referred to him as "him"
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>>40144318
Thank god zenkai is a thing.

Otherwise we would be suffering crippling injuries for no reason.

At least Broly is only incredibly strong and not "fuckoff born with 10k PL" strong in this canon.
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>>40144366
The Her refers to Vegeta, read that one closely
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>>40144366
raditz is actually genderfluid and is currently far too puny to fit into normal stereotypes.
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>>40144252
>B. Saibamen training (12)
if you're going to culture a sense of unification and start imbuing everyone with natural coordination, you should probably all go up against a bunch of foes together.
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>>40144252
>>B. Saibamen training (How many?)
Let's fight a group of 10-15. I imagine we'll have to get used to fighting masses of enemies with weaker power levels than our own, and it will give is a chance to work on our teamwork in battle
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>>40144347
Oh. Pair up with Vegemite against the others. Try not to suck. Suck a lot.
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>>40144429
>>40144411
>>40144288
>>40144291
SAIBAMEN WIN

YOU WILL BE FIGHTING TWELVE OF THEM AS A SQUAD TOGETHER

YOUR CURRENT POWER LEVEL IS 4,000

BROLY HAS 4,600

VEGETA HAS 2,800

RADITZ HAS 900
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>>40144473
Holy shit, geets, git fucking gud
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>>40144473
Hey, look at that. I knew Bruce could handle Broly.

For now...
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>>40144473
>raditz will canonically gain only 300 PL over the course of several decades
holy shit thats sad.
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>>40144513
There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyans, for their incredible power at a low age.

King Vegeta doesn't like that.
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>>40144536
Hey, we may have increased his PL with our dope as fuck training earlier.
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>>40144558
Hah. Well, I don't like King Vegeta. So, we have that in common.
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>>40144473
>BROLY HAS 4,600
Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?

>>40144558
>There are currently rumors floating around the lower ranks that Bruce and Broly might be super saiyans
But everyone knows that Bardock is the Legendary Super Saiyan, silly King Vegeta.
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>>40144558
Yeah, well, pic related

Our dad was cooler than "Princess little power's" dad anyway.
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>>40144558
Well he's going to die shortly so he can take a hard pegging from his wife's tail.
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>>40144558
OH FUCK OH GOD WHY IS HIS HAIR BLUE?
>in b4 hes actually a SSG who simply did not give enough of a fuck to save his planet in this universe.
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>>40144473
Deciding you're interested in seeing how these new saibaman things might stack up against your squad, you order twelve of them to be planted, minus the suicide function.

They could even kill Broly if enough jumped on her and exploded all at once, and you'd rather that not happen to your squad if possible.

When the saibamen have been grown, they're currently waiting to be deposited into the ring, you have a little bit of time to plan with your squad on how to handle this.

Raditz can possibly hold his own against one Saibaman, maximum

Vegeta could handle maybe around three and still be fine, four if she was actually stressed.

That leaves eight to split up between you and Broly

Four each should work out nicely, especially if the squad works together.

>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
>B. Do you have other preferences for it?
>C. Write in strategy
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>>40144593
She also seems more stable. Guess avoiding a crying Kakarot mellowed her some.
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>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
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>>40144614

>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
But keep an eye on Raditz
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>>40144614
>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
Remember if you see a shot to help each other out do so.
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>>40144612
I believe that image is from Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan

The coloration was weird that movie
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>>40144631
>>40144593
>Not over 10,000 when she was just born. That makes me sad, how will her power ever be MAXIMUM now?

Just wait til Bruce almost dies. Oh the show there will be.

>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
Sounds bretty gud.
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>>40144614
>>B. Do you have other preferences for it?
>>C. Write in strategy
Raditz takes on all of them by himself. Bruce takes his two bitches and gets a smoke.
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>>40144614
>>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested
in b4 raditz dies like a bitch like everyone fears he does.
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>>40144614
>A. Split up the Saibamen like suggested. Watch each other's backs. No stupid moves or careless attacks.
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>>40144663
Inb4 our team in this reality becomes two battle couples.
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>>40144614
You end up deciding to split up the Saibamen like you originally thought of, it's the safest way to handle this probably, and since you're team leader, it falls to you to make these decisions.

Vegeta seems offended that you think she neeeds to be treated differently by giving her only three, but deep down, she knows it's wise.

Raditz seems to just be thankful that you aren't making him fight more of the monsters than he might be ready for.

Broly just shrugs, she seems fine with it, she's still stronger than you and, if the two of you were working in harmony, as a duo you could probably handle all of the Saibamen.

Jumping down into the ring, with your squad following along behind you, all of you adopt a fighting stance, it's time for your first fight as a team.

Even if it's just a training session, you're going to have to treat this like a life and death situation.

"Squad, go!" You order, and everyone jumps into the fray

>A. Fight alone
>B. Fight with Broly, end this quickly
>C. Fight with Vegeta, keep an eye on her
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
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>>40144760
>implying we'd ever fuck radi -

Oh, wait.

>implying Vegeta would ever fuck Brol -

God dammit!

>implying Raditz would fuck Nappa

There we - fuck.
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>>40144800
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
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>>40144614
>C
In order to emphasize teamwork, rather than having all 4 of you fight solo, you should try combos+maneuvers. For instance, suggest having you get their attention and pull them into a line while Broly charges some piercing energy attack. Meanwhile, Raditz and Vegeta can pull some kind of matador combo (where Vegeta puts Raditz between herself and a Saibamen and enters a blisteringly fast bullrush that the Saibamen can't see, only to have Raditz hop to the left moments before the Saibaman and Vegeta collide with him. Stuff like that?
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>>40144800
>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
>>40144820
come on anon you're almost there.
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>>40144800

>D. Fight with Raditz, cover your friend
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>>40144877
>come on anon you're almost there.
Okay, I got it.

Lemme take a deep breath..

>implying...FRIEZA WOULD EVER FUCK MAI!

Boom! Fucking nailed it!
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>>40144800
>B.
You and Broly should be able to fall into a good rhythm together without trying too hard. Meanwhile, encourage Vegeta and Raditz to work together; their lack of harmony will be a real weak point unless it gets ironed out ASAP.
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>>40144902
Swing and a miss. I meant Broos and Broly and Vegeta and Raditz.
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>>40144925
O-Oh.

Well.

I was thinking Bruce would end up with one of the not!gay ogres.

Huh.
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YOU HAVE SELECTED TO FIGHT WITH RADITZ THE WEAKLING

PLEASE ROLL ME 2d100 FOR RADITZ AND BRUCE
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Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100)

>>40144965
On it, boss.

No jobbing here.
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Rolled 5, 60 = 65 (2d100)

>>40144965
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Rolled 97, 4 = 101 (2d100)

>>40144965
Let's go
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Rolled 48, 16 = 64 (2d100)

>>40144965
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>>40145005
GO RADITZ GO
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Rolled 40, 72, 18, 39, 30 = 199 (5d100)

>>40145005
Jesus Christ Bruce calm down

>>40144993
Raditz did p.good too

>First 4 are Bruce's saibamen, last one is Raditz
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>>40145005
Hot damn Raditz
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Good good. Raditz good job.
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>>40145005
Space Jesus loves orphans.
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>>40145032
Damn. These saibamen are jobby as fuck.
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>>40145090
Broosel's second one isn't.
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>>40145032
We kill at least 1 if not more and Raditz has his in hand.


Is it weird I think of Bruce as a young Bruca Campbell?
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>>40145032
Oh look, one tried to mount a defense. Adorable.

DESTROY IT!
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>>40145109
holy shit
>Bruce as young Bruce Campbell
now there is a protagonist
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>>40145173
Groovy
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>>40145106
We should avoid killing it.
Then take it on as a fifth member.
Partly as a mascot, partly so Raditz doesn't feel bad about his PL
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so i've kinda plotted out the tragedy of bruce.
uncharacteristically good guy saiyan.
We go on purge, feel like it's unconscionable.
kill pto handlers who are evil and try to rally saiyans against freeza.
freezy sees monkeys getting uppity nd does his destruction thing. bardock goes bak to be the super saiyan and bruce is a paragon martyr.

that sounds odinson enough.
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>>40145192
heck yes
I would like to make a motion for our first new energy move to be called "The Boomstick"
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>>40145032
Falling in alongside Raditz, you and your friend exchange a brief nod of conformation, he understands you'll be covering each other in this fight.

Mostly you'll be covering him, really.

Moving alongside Raditz into the fray, you manage to split off one Saibaman from the pack of five, kicking it towards Raditz who pick it up and takes it on as his opponent.

Concentrating on the four left in front of you, they seem to think it's very amusing that you're trying to take them on all at once.

When they leap at you, you make sure the little beasts regret that idea of theirs.

None of them can land a solid blow on you despite attacking as a team with their bretheren, you're simply too fast for them to actually hit.

As one makes a move to open up it's head, and spit it's acid at you, you immediately respond by blowing it's head off with a quick wave of energy.

One down, three left to go.

Raditz is doing fairly well on his end as well, managing to keep the Saibaman on the ropes and isn't giving it a chance to mount an offense against him.

He's taken your lessons to heart it seems, with how he's controlling himself in combat.

Good job buddy.

>A. Go on the offensive
>B. Defend
>C. Ki attacks against the Saibamn
>D. Help Someone (who)
>E. Write in
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>>40145232
>A. Go on the offensive
Punch some shit.
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>>40145232
>>A. Go on the offensive
Let's waste em
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>>40145232

>D. Help Someone (who)
Broly...its the thought that counts mostly.
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>>40145232
>C. Ki attacks against the Saibamn
Scattering point blank ki blast call it broomstick.
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>>40145232
>B. Defend

Let's practice taking on multiple enemies

Also I don't know why but I feel like Bruce has a sweet ass ponytail
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>>40145232
>>40145303
Practice practice practice.
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>>40145232
>go on the attack
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>>40145232
>>B. Defend

Keep overwatch, look for easy openings that the enemies leave you, when they are fighting your allies.

Often the key in melee's is getting cheap shots that knock someone out and move the needle to your side.
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>>40145303
Really? I was thinking crew cut. Known across the galaxy for being the second least hairy Saiyan, with only Nappa above us.
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>>40145232
>A. Go on the offensive
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>>40145368
Pink Mohawk and Mirror Shades.
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Rolled 63, 57, 50, 31 = 201 (4d100)

>>40145232
GO ON THE OFFENSIVE HAS WON

2d100 please. First Bruce, then Raditz

>>40145412
Frank please, no mohawk
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Rolled 64, 75 = 139 (2d100)

>>40145420
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Rolled 45, 19 = 64 (2d100)

>>40145420
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Rolled 94, 82 = 176 (2d100)

>>40145420
No jobbing here!
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Rolled 22, 86 = 108 (2d100)

>>40145420
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>>40145449
No jobbing indeed
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>>40145449
Shit son calm down.
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>>40145449

YOU TERK HIS JOB
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>>40145449
....

I think

I might need to take a few minutes and step away to evaluate certain aspects of Bruce I had not yet considered
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>>40145449
Jaysus! What challenge? These saibamen? Nope.
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>>40145511
>>40145506
>>40145486
>>40145480
>>40145464

They wanted trabble.

I just gave it to them.
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>>40145506
Rape face?
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>>40145506
Bruce is like a young Bruce Campbell the more momentum he gets the crazier his attacks get, and they become increasingly more effective.
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>>40145553
>not having one liners exponentially increase his PL

Come on.
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>>40145550
Not rape if it's a saibaman
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>>40145533
>>40145550
>>40145553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJ41o0maZI
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>>40145506
No wonder why King Vegeta's quietly shitting himself.
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>>40145550
Superior rape face
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>>40145637

Better we do, the more likely they send us far away.

Any sort of power level spike would have them scratching their head.
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Rolled 15, 52, 56, 65, 58 = 246 (5d100)

Can you guys do me a favor, and roll me another 1d100 for Bruce?

You have a hidden bonus on this one
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>40145682
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40145682
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>40145682
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40145682
Okay, now I jobb,
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>>40145553
>>40145593
Hail to the king, baby. Not that you have any intention of usurping Vegeta Sr.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>40145682
Kay
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>>40145698

Still got an above average roll at least.
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>>40145709
Are you prescient anon?


>>40145729
Yet anyways.
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>>40145698
Beat all the other rolls
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>>40145682
Did the OTHER saibamen try to save their buds from us?
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>>40145746
>Are you prescient anon?

Answering your question would only open the road to more.

Let's all have our own secrets.

On another note, I successfully make QM's pull out their hair by bringing up things they have planned for the future.
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>>40145778
Depending on the qm that isn't hard to do.
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>>40145795
I've done it to many QM's, for many a year.

Sometimes yeah, it's kinda funny how blatantly obvious something is, other times it's pretty much pure asspull.
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>>40145682
For all the hype these things got about how good of a training session they were supposed to give, you're honestly kinda dissappointed with them.

As they continue to attempt to pile onto you, these monsters that should make even a grown man feel fear just make you feel... bored really.

You've had enough for the moment... this isn't even a challenge.

With a single blow for each, within a matter of two seconds, you completely erradicate the remaining three Saibamen.

You can feel the eyes of older Saiyans upon you, watching in amazement as in the time it's taken you to dispatch four saibamen, the rest of your team, even Broly, has only taken out one.

All eyes are on you.

Including the five remaining Saibamen that are still alive.

They've obvously identified you as the most dangerous threat to their continued existence, and decide to pile on you rather than the targets they've been fighting.
______________________________________

"The boy... is it possible he's the one after all?" The question arises from a darkened room, where a monitor is viewing your fight.

"No, it's not, the child is merely stronger than his peers, that's all. I am the true Super Saiyan, I am the strongest!" The voice gets noticeably angerier as it clutches it's throne, breaking off part of the stonework

"Of course sire, I meant no disrespect... obviously you'll be the one to attain the Legend, there's no doubt in my mind."
______________________________________

With the five Saibamen nearly upon you, time seems to slow down as you put your hands out to either side.

Before they can land, a quick, powerful, erradicating burst of energy is poured out from you.

All five are instantly disentigrated where they are, the ashes falling to the floor at your feet.

Everyone still stares at you with amazement at what you've done in the span of a few seconds.

>WRITE IN
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>>40145890

High fives all around!
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>>40145890
Angrily shout "MORE!"
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>>40145890

Look around.

Shrug.

"Oops?"
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>>40145890
Can I get like, 50 more of these things please?
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>>40145890
>"Is there a stronger version I can try, next time? Or ones that work? I think these were defective, or something."
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>>40145890
high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.
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>>40145890
So that was boring. Can we go do something more fun now?
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>>40145890

Aw shit, this was supposed to be a team exercise.
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>>40145303
Also I am fully in support of this.

Love me some badass ponytail.
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>>40145963
>>40145890
This pretty much. Woops my bad
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>>40145890
>high five raditz first then the rest of the squad, act like you did nothing special and praise raditz about how well he did. don't even acknowledge that what you did was exceptional even if someone brings it up.
>>40145961
why did this delete?
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>>40145961
>>40145985
okay. my 4chan was acting weird. nevermind.
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>>40145985
...it didn't?
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>>40145999
Trips confirm, your 4chan a shit.
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>>40146012
To be fair, all 4chans a shit. They're just OUR shit.
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>>40145890
>>40145985
perfect reaction; don't act smug. Just be disappointed that you made a bad call on what would be a decent challenge for your team. Ask the rest of the group to vote on how to train with your remaining time.
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>>40146038
And boy oh boy, do we love our shit.
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>>40145961
Seconding this. He may be Raditz, but goddammit if he's not our Yamcha.
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>>40145890
So, you might have just ruined what was supposed to be a team exercise...

"Oops, that was kinda boring though." Seeing an older saiyan up at the terminal, you yell at him "Hey were these things defective or something? They were really weak!"

You get a shake of the head, they were evidently fully powered saibamen, that you tore apart as though they were nothing.

People are still staring down at you, and there are some whispering to each other in hushed tones.

Raditz looks fearful, Vegeta looks utterly confused, Broly looks somewhat concerned if you're all right after all of that, and truthfully, you feel great, better than ever in fact.

There isn't a Zenkai coming your way after that fight, but still, you feel amazing.

Walking over, you high five Raditz, who still seems to be in shock, Force Vegeta's hand into the movement, and let Broly do her thing.

Best to act like nothing happened.

>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen
>C. Fight a member of your squad
>D. Fight an Older Saiyan
>E. Write in
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>>40146107

>D. Fight an Older Saiyan
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>>40145890
"Well that went well I guess. Good job guys! Want to try another batch, or should we take a break?"
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>>40146107
>A.
>B.
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>>40146107
>A.
>B. but stay out this time, let the 3 of them work as a team against say, 10 saibamen.
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>>40146107
>E. Write in


"Wow that was really disappointing. Hey anybody wants to spar?"
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>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen
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>>40146107
ay man.

the fuck happened to our PL?

The shit did those rolls do?

Should I be worried I didn't job on that 2d100?

>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>B. Offer another round of saibamen
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>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all that
>D Fight an Older Saiyan
ask an older saiyan to spar with your whole group so you can all practice some team stratagems against an actually capable opponent
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>>40146107
>E. Ask someone to scan your power level, see if it changed at all since you feel stronger.
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>>40146107
>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
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>>40146167
I feel like they might run screaming in fear.
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>>40146107
>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>>B. Offer another round of saibamen

>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
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>>40146178
>"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about my power level?"
>It's... It's... Over 8000!
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>>40146197
>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
This
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>>40146187

Probably, since for Saiyans like 3-4k was a serious power. Nappa had like 4-5k on Earth and was considered an Ultra elite. King Vegeta had like 15k.
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>>40146107
>>C. Fight a member of your squad
Everyone vs us. Since we ruined the last training session, we'll provide a new one.

Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?
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>>40146238
Do you seriously think they'd let her run around topless, her powerlevel isn't the only thing that's maximum.
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>>40146238
Don't worry, puberty will hit Bruce in a couple of years, nothing for him to be curious about yet.
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>>40146257
Her height is too?
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>>40146233
Currently, there are about four adult saiyans that are stronger than you

King Vegeta, Bardock, Hanasia, and Gurkin (yes I'm stealing multiverse shit, no Hanasia is not Goku's mom)

You are a very scary child

>>40146238
Tube top, like in pic related
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>>40146238
>>40146238
>Also, Eail, is Broly topless or does she have like a tubetop on?
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>>40146257
Do you seriously think they'd want to restrain those...succulent...12 year old tits?
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>>40146270
Neat.

Also, are we stronger then Gine?
Can we go see Gine? Tell her how awesome Raditz is doing?
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>>40146312
Very much so

Yes you can if you feel like it.
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>>40146107
>>A. Apologize for stealing all of that
>>B. Offer another round of saibamen
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>>40146336
Awesome, I cast my vote for going to see Gine at the meat processing plant, which in no way is influenced by her working at the Meat Processing Plant.
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>>40146312

Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.

>>40146270

Bet Bruce is smart enough to figure that such power jumps increase his chance of getting killed.
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>>40146107
>>> Ask for a quick Power Level scan, you feel fine, but it was weird.
adding this to my first vote.
>>40146347
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"Sorry for that guys, guess I got a little too into it there." You awkwardly apologize, laughing and rubbing the back of your neck.

Damn it now the rumors are just gonna get worse from here on out.

"So, how about we go another round eh? I'll sorta back off on it and we can really go for it as a team, sound good?"

You manage to get a round of affirmation from everyone, once Vegeta and Raditz have recovered from your little power show there.

Getting back up to the command console with your squad, you're just about to put in a request to have more saibamen sent to the area for your squad to fight against

This would be your last round for the day, they don't have enough to let everyone fight and kill all day, so there's a limit at the moment.

"Very impressive Prince Broosel, very impressive indeed." A female voice says off to the side.

A chill runs down your spine, you know that voice very well.

The only woman that scares you more than Broly.

It's Hanasia.

Turning to face the older woman, she has her hand on her hip, looking at you with a grin.

"How about you step into the ring with me for a session? I'm interested to see just how strong you are."

>A. Accept
>B. Deny
>C. Write in
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>>40146401
"I'd uh. Rather not. I think I've shown off enough for one day."
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>>40146401
>C. Blow up the planet.
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>>40146401
>>A. Accept

>Prince
Did I miss something?
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>>40146401
>It's Hanasia.
aw damn it

>B. Deny
no no no no please
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>>40146401
>>C. Write in
>"Well, I'm sure the scouter gave accurate readings, I'm about as strong as Nappa, right? He is really strong, though."

Weasel out of it! WEASEL OUT OF IT!
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>>40146401
>>A. Accept
Well I guess I do have a zenkai coming.
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>>40146401
>A. Accept

DO IT
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>>40146427
plus
>>40146434
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>>40146401
>>C. Write in
I'd love too!
But, I'm kind of in the middle of training with my teammates right now.
Do you think we could fight after we're done? It's important that we learn to fight as a team before we go out on our first mission
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>>40146439
>A. Accept

I want her to kick our ass and get the GAINS from it
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>>40146427
Who is she?
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>>40146401
no idea who this is. but let's accept. let's see if my fight-ending luck kickss in.
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>>40146401
>A. Accept
Screwed if you, screwed if you don't.
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>>40146401
>>A. Accept
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>>40146462
>>40146463
Someone that can kick your ass
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>>40146460
>not going into battle with every intention of winning gloriously
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>>40146463
It wont.

At least I dont think it will.
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>>40146361
>Gine is a weakling to Saiyans. Not a warrior, no warrior heart.
Gine has the best power though. She's adorable and dicking the Legendary Super Saiyan.

>>40146401
>>A. Accept
Ask her why she isn't as adorable as Gine.
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>>40146462
>>40146463
according to the wiki, Hanasia is Bardock's wife (Raditz's mom) and is "said to be more powerful than King Vegeta and Bardock by the time of Frieza's arrival"
>>
>y'all niggas trying to get our legs broke.
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>>40146514
There are some things about Multiverse I really dislike. She's one of them. Fucking Mary Sue.
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>>40146514
What the fuck? Was she from xenoverse cause I've never heard of this?
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>>40146480
Obviously if she scares us more than Broly. Care to elaborate?

>>40146514
So Bardock's ex and super scary bitch!
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>>40146401
>>B. Deny
B-but i dont wanna die....
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>>40146401
>Accept
WARRIOR CULTURE, BITCHES!
IF SOMEONE CHALLENGES YOU TO A MOTHERFUCKING DUEL, YOU FUCKING ACCEPT, NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY'LL WOOP YOUR ASS!
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>>40146528
Well, the good news is, once Mrs. Bitch starts to fucking murder us, Best MAXIMUM will go MAXIMUM and beat the shit out of her.
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>>40146544
Dragon Ball Multiverse. The fanfic comic thing with Vegetto and Mega Ultra Chaotic Neutral Buu and Boss Namek.
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>>40146528
>turning down a fight
>ever
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>>40146587
Is it good?
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>>40146591
>>40146571
"muh saiya - OH FUCK WE'RE LOSING! BULLSHIT! BUUUUULLLLLSSHHHIIIITTTT!!!"

inb4?
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>>40146609

It varies. It's mostly good around the beginning, quality takes a little bit of a dip when the Vegito universe gets involved, but quality increases again when they start fleshing out backstories and stop setting up certain characters from the Vegito universe as their pet characters.
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>>40146609
It's worth a read. Just avoid the sidestories, they're all of significantly less quality then the main story and it has a few really annoying problems such as shit like Hanasia and taking liberties with abilities and such that go against what Toriyama stated in the manga.

Also, the discussion mods are retarded as fuck so don't even step into that mess.
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>>40146401
With every single fiber of your being, you are inclined to RUN THE FUCK AWAY from this insane lady in front of you

She's supposed to be the third strongest saiyan, just behind Bardock.

Which means she can kick your ass and do it easily, so you're mostly wondering why you currently aren't pissing yourself in fear of her actually wanting to fight you.

"Come on kid, don't be a coward, unless you're scared of being beaten by a woman?" She grins at you, and makes goosebumps pop up everywhere.

You're suddenly very aware of why Bardock married a nice sweet lady like Gine.

"I'll do it, let's get this over with." You eventually say, your words not entirely your own.

"That a boy, come on, let's get this show on the road!" She laughs, jumping into the ring and waiting for you to follow.

Broly is clinging onto you, she doesn't want you to go, probably not wanting to see you get hurt as badly as you will.

"Gotta do it Broly... if I don't, we'll never hear the end of it. Come on, have a little faith in me yeah? I haven't let you down before, even if she beats me up, I'll be good as new in a bit." You flash her a smile, and eventually the tall saiyan lets you go.

Jumping down into the ring with Hanasia, she motions for you to make the first move

>A. Charge
>B. Defend
>C. Ki attacks
>D. Keep away
>E Write in
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>>40146644
>>C. Ki attacks
To blind/disorient
into
>A. Charge
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>>40146644
>>B. Defend
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>>40146644
>A. Charge
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>>40146644
>>40146665
Second.
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>>40146635
Fuck no m8
You'll never hear that shit from me. A honorable death is just and deserving of a Saiyan, and something I'd gladly accept
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>>40146644
>>D. Keep away
Think to ourselves "WHAT IS IT WITH ME AND CRAZY CHICKS"
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>>40146644

>C. Ki attacks
Give her the lightning!
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>>40146644
>>E Write in
>trip and fall flat on our face

>C. Ki attacks
>D. Keep away
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>>40146644
>>C. Ki attacks
From the air, then dive down and commence an aerial assualt with
>A. Charge
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>>40146641
Future Gohan defeats Babidi because Babidi is an idiot.

That was fucking hair-pulling bad.

Also the Bojack special... just... the Bojack special...
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>>40146635
Pretty sure we're expecting to lose. We hoping to live through this and get a big Zenkai out of it too. But yeah we're fucked, and not in the fun way.
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>>40146644
>>A. Charge
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>>40146690

Broly isn't crazy, just a bit clingly to the only person who ever treated her more then either a monster, or a nuicense.
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>>40146688
>willing to get the MC killed over stupid shit

>asshole confirmed.

Well at least you're honest, I'll give you props for that.

Dont u lie to me u lil shit.
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>>40146644
>>C. Ki attacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duz3yF2dIAU
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Rolled 42, 55, 46 = 143 (3d100)

>>40146644
General idea seems to be Ki attacks into charge

ROLL ME 1d100 SUCKERS
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>40146752
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>40146752
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>40146752
welp
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>40146752
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>40146752
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>>40146759
aww yeah time to get my ass handed to me.
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>>40146769
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>40146769
Oh thank god you came in when you did.
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>>40146769
Space Jesus on a motherfucking Space Boat.
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>>40146769
Deliver us from Hell!
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>>40146759
I told you that your roll wouldn't work.
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>>40146735
You're making a lot of assumptions there friend. I ain't trying to ruin the quest or shit on anyone's fun. I just always enjoy a good fight in whatever game I'm in and I don't get upset if I ever die because its just a game to me.

Besides we're a Saiyan. We are supposed to relish a fight against a powerful foe, and that just happens to be how I feel OOC too. I'm honestly not fucking with you
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>>40146769
>>40146774
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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>>40146769
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>40146781
Eail you should know by now not to expect anything less. I mean it's how many times now?
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>>40146774
yeaaah booooy
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>>40146781
>>40146782
>>40146783
>>40146788
Some one post some Manowar! Preferably hail and kill or crown of fire.
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I'll bet we're still gonna barely hold our own. She's gotta have a WAY higher modifier then us.
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>>40146792
Canonically, no saiyan is ever willing to die, they just dont accept it. They fight as hard as the can to live, there is no "honorable death" for saiyans.

They live to fight, not to die.

I mean shit, look at Vegeta, had his pride wrecked, his body wrecked, should have died, but refused to die, even in battle.

He is the archetypal saiyan in his first appearance.
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>>40146781
I love the fact that you are using improvaizen reaction pics to show the lvl of what the fuck the dice are giving you.

But that will just make the dice gods mess with you more you know.
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>>40146781

Always funny to see that posted, when there was a bleach quest running earlier today too.

I guess Bruce will get getting too swole for planet Vegeta.

How long before the King sends him to the far off side of the Galaxy?
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>>40146783

Space Jesus? No, my brother.

Have you heard the word about our good lord and capricious master, Super RNGesus?
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>>40146834
You beat her even with her modifier
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>>40146851
FUUUUuuuuu---
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>>40146851
Even so it would probably be more of a really lucky hit.

I think?
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>>40146851
King Vegeta is going to have an aneurysm isn't he?
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>>40146841
RNGesus giveth, RNGesus taketh away.
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>>40146841
The false savior, surely.

There is only one true space jesus, and he lives inside all of us.
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>>40146851
Attribute it to tactics and fighting dirty, cause we don't want to die!
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>>40146851
MAAAAXXXXIIIIMUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!

Super attack, go?

Mjolnir, I call upon thee!
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https://youtu.be/ESDAXKC2418?t=118 Vegeta from here to 2:16 is Bruce right now.
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>>40146835
That may be a better way of phrasing it actually. Perhaps "put your life on the line" would be a lot more accurate a description of Saiyan mentality than "willing to die". It's not like saiyans are ever the kind to give up easily
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Well, if you're gonna do this, you might as well do it right!

Getting a running start, you launch yourself off the edge of the platform down into the ring.

On your way down to the ground, you launch a series of powerful ki blasts towards Hanasia, as powerful as you can make them.

Not expecting your attacks to have much power behind them, when they impact with Hanasia, she gives a few grunts of pain, and is knocked off balance.

Allowing you to get in close and promptly starting to beat the ever loving hell out of her.

Kicks to the leg, aiming at breaking her knee, an attempt to break her nose, anything you can think of to do damage to Hanasia.

None of it works, there's no crunch, but you're putting a helluva beating on the woman!

>A. Attack! Don't let up!
>B. Fall back and defend before she retaliates!
>C. Ki attack now!
>D. Write in
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>>40146882

Pagan! You will regret your choice when Super RNGesus gathers all seven of the 1-7 sided die, and ascends his throne of 1s. Or maybe you won't. It's kinda random.
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>>40146930
>C. FULL POWER CHARGE ATTACK!
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>>40146930
>C.
Big guns, big guns!
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>>40146930
>>A. Attack! Don't let up!
Keep momentum!
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>>40146930
>A
As in A for ASSKICKING!
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>>40146930
>A. Attack! Don't let up!
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>>40146930
>D. Write in
break into battlesong
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My hype is overwhelming, this can only end in terrible, horrible pain.
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>>40146930
>C. Something that can actually hurt her, like kamehameha, but BIGGER!
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>>40146930
>A. Attack! Don't let up!

Push the assault, lets give her the beating of her life. And a free Zenkai courtesy of Bruce!
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>>40146930
>>B. Fall back and defend before she retaliates!
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>>40146930
>>A. Attack! Don't let up!
Something I've never understood: if when a Saiyan is "teleporting" around the battlefield, they're just moving incredibly fast, why don't they ever put that momentum into their attacks? They always stop and THEN throw the punch.
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>>40146930
>>A. Attack! Don't let up!
Maybe our fists will start to spew electricity if we roll high enough on the next one.
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Rolled 3, 60, 58 = 121 (3d100)

>>40146930
PUNCH THAT BITCH IN HER MOUTH

1d100 ME FOOLS
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

cooome on lucks.>>40147006
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>40147006
welp 2
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>>40146993
I dunno. Maybe the impact of blows actually slows them down enough so that it only appears like they've stopped teleporting?
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>40147006
Space Jesus, guide my cock!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>40147006
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>40146993
Goku actually does learn to teleport later, and moving that fast to a certain location requires precision focus that's not too good for hitting.
>>40147006
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>>40147015
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>>40147015
MY HYPE!

ALL MY FUCKING HYPE!

Electric fists are a go!?
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>>40146933
I have to ask did you have that pic laying around or did you just find that. That is some sweet sweet critfailium that throne is made out of, a metal vastly weaker than all others, barely able to support anything.
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>>40147015

>>40147019
Thats actually impressive, thank god you are late.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>40147006
ROLL
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>>40147019
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>>40147026
Out of curiosity what is her modifier? + 25?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>40147006
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>>40147019
Doesn't count btw, I dont take negative crits
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>>40147015
Anon, you are the hero this thread deserves.

And also possibly the one it needs. Good job.
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>>40146974
No matter what we do, I agree with this. Battle song is go.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
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>>40147057
Damnit. I was hoping.
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>>40147019
Way to go!
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>>40147015
Thus Space Jesus guideth thine cock, showing it thine way, and he when he looketh upon it, he saw that it was good.
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>>40147073
>not linking "KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN HA!" When rolling your dice
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>>40147026
Does it still beat her after modifiers?

>>40147105
>choosing anything other than rawhide for that.
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>>40147015

Upon breaking through Hanasia's defenses, Bruce's mind wandered, and briefly considered what would happen if he ended up with Broly instead of a nice mild-mannered and caring woman like Gine. It wasn't impossible, after all; many Saiyans spent months or years away from home, and usually ended up hooking up with a female member of their team more often than not.

Naturally, being a member of a warlike and martial species, he contemplated what life would be like if he wasn't able to at least hold his own against Broly in a sparring match.

In this very moment, Bruce's fists were guided not only by his willingness to excel and his eagerness to fight a new opponent, but also by a extreme desire to remain in control his own destiny.
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>>40147105
Pretty sure Bruce's song at this point is King of Kings.
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>>40146930
You don't know what's happening, you shouldn't be able to do this, Hanasia is much stronger than you are, but you're winning.

She's not even taking it easy on you, she might have at first, but you can tell, the woman is actually attempting to combat you with her full strength.

People are flooding into the center to watch this match, all eyes are on you, literally.

What are you?

With a fierce punch, you get Hanasia in her face so hard, she's spitting blood as the blow rolls off of her cheek.

Why are you beating her?

Hanasia can't even begin to mount a proper defense against your attacks, she's currently being dominated by a Saiyan that's never even been on a mision before.

Are... are you a Super Saiyan?

>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
>B. You need to fall back and defend quick
>C. Ki attack, full power!
>D. Write in
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>>40147156
>C!
>C!
>C!
DISINTEGRATE HER! SHOW THESE FOOLS YOUR MIGHT!
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>>40147156

>>D. Write in

Bring the Hammer down.
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>>40147156
>A. Keep attacking, finish her!

For glory gentlemen. Seriously lets RIDE THE HYPE TRAIN, AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US!
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>>40147156
>>C. Ki attack, full power!
Hammer of dawn!
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>>40147156
A, knock her the fuck out.
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>>40147156
>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
FINISH HER
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>>40147156
>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
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>>40147156
>C. Ki attack
Wipe the floor with her.
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>>40147156
>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
"This is for RADITZ and his hot, yet adorable mom!"
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>>40147156

>C. Ki attack, full power!
Give her the thunder!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

What I'm currently imagining as this goes on.
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>>40147148

Bruce Almighty?
>>
I'm not out of shape, not in the slightest, but holy fuck, I am sweating, my face hurts from laughing and grinning, my body feels like it is on fire and my sides just passed Andromeda.

These rolls are going to kill me.
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>>40147156
>C. Ki attack, full power!
Remember. She challenged us.
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>>40147156
>C.
GO BIG OR GO HOME
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>>40147156
>D. Write in
Consider throwing the match, because of the extremely dangerous position you're putting yourself in with all this attention.
Then
>A. Keep attacking, finish her!
You're a Saiyan. You will not betray your pride or honor.
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>>40147210
What the hell is he? Are you sure Bruce isn't a super human with a tail?
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>>40147148
That is beautiful, thank you Morgan Freeman.

Space jesus bless you.
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>tfw Broly isn't MAXIMUM, but Bruce is instead
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>>40147156
>>A. Keep attacking, finish her!

>>40147224

this also.

Bruce does not want to be King.

Paperwork, who wants that shit.
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>>40147156
>C.
Blown the fuck out, LITERALLY!
>>
Dear God.

It takes training to control the Oozaru. Bruce is 11. He probably doesn't have the training required, but as an Oozaru he could probably tank the weaker Ginyu Force members.
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>>40147244
No, No. Broly is MAXIMUM. She's just hiding it because she thinks Bruce wouldn't like someone who's stronger then him and doesn't want to show him up.
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Rolled 90, 12, 89 = 191 (3d100)

KI BLAST WON OUT PLEASE ROLL ME A 1d100
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>>40147156
>A
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

\>>40147280
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>40147280
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40147280
Okay, you win this time.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40147280
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40147280
FUG
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>40147280
>Rolled 90, 12, 89 = 191 (3d100)
I don't know if we're going to win this one.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>40147280
Shirt she wins
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40147280
LETS GO BOYS
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>>40147287
You made a good show but she is pissed.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>40147280
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT

DICE GODS, PLEASE GIVE US A POSITIVE CRIT
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>40147280
Jesus Eail.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>40147280
Come on Space Jesus
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>>40147280
>>40147287
God damn. She's actually trying. Hope my 78 is enough to not get us killed.
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>>40147156
>C
Power levels are shiiiiiiiiiit!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>40147280
crit
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>>40147280
Is it bad I'm imagining she tosses up a powerball just to beat the shit out of us?

In any case, desperation is one HELL of a drug.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>40147280
SHE'S ANGRY!
>>
King Vegeta is going to make a move on us if we beat her... I'm sure of it
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>>40147280
Considering how weak she is, we should still win, you will probably throw a serious counter punch, then we will blast her and burn the shit out of her.

Eail best of 3 or 5?
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>>40147287
Not grat but you might have at least bought us some time
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>>40147319
If she does I'll laugh. For her to get THIS desperate in a fight against a child she offered for the Lulz, it'll look really bad on her.
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>>40147326
Oh my... How scandalous.
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>>40147280
Up until this I was imagining pic related more than >>40147210
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>>40147333
Would you freak out if a damn 11 y/o came out of no where and starting pushing your shit in with maximum prejudice when you are supposed to be one of the strongest around?

I would, hell yes I would.
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>>40147337
Zarbon plz.
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Rolled 98, 40 = 138 (2d100)

>>40147280
Your blows might not be enough to properly finish it as is, you haven't been able to knock her down yet, let alone actually knock Hanasia out.

Sinking your fist into her gut, you then leap back away from Hanasia, extending your palms outwards crackling yellow energy concentrating into both of them.

Slamming your palms together you unleash your energy wave towards Hanasia, who has managed to recover enough enough to send her own Purple wave against yours.

As the two attacks clash against one another, it appears that she's starting to get her second wind, even with blood starting to pour down her face, Hanasia is determined to win this.

Your mind goes back to when you were teaching Raditz

>"These are really draining but can usually decide a fight if you get into them! You need to figure out what works best for you! A sudden burst of power to end it, or pure overwhelming force in a stream!"

You've got the power within you to beat Hanasia, you just have to tap into it, bring it fort, let it explode!

>ROLL ME 1d100 PLEASE

>Hanasia has lost 1 dice due to exhaustion
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40147380
I have to do this! FOR MY PEOPLE!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>40147380
FULL POWER
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>40147380
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>40147380

Yeah she just crit.
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>>40147380
well... shit

On the bright side.

If you guys manage to get Bruce hyped enough, and tap into his inner badass, modifiers?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40147380
MAXIMUM CARROTS!
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>40147380
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>40147380
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>>40147397
>>40147398
>>40147399
Fuck she just kicked our ass.
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>>40147403
I forget best of 3 or 5?
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>>40147400
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET US TAKE THIS.

Since we are tapping into our power Eail can we have this?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>40147380
Well, it was fun, guys.

She's still brutal.

Maybe we'll still be standing after this.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>40147380
>feign weakness
>when she attempts to capitalize we crush her.
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>>40147435
Feign weakness
>Rolls a 1
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>>40147429
Yeah, can we just, you know, catch that die she dropped?
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>>40147424

Well, at least Bruce gave a good showing, and it teaches him a valuable lesson: raw power is good, but so is actual experience.
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>>40147380
Bruce, you've just beat the shit out of one of the strongest people on the planet. You might lose, but you can lose showily. When she starts to push back, pump abit of energy into your blast so it explodes.
Then while there's a DBZ Style Dustcloud, explode out of it from her side and punch the bitch upside the head with all your might.
If you lose, LOSE WITH SO MUCH STYLE, BROLY CREAMS HERSELF!
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>>40147440
>WAY too fucking strong.

>scouters say his PL is 120million.
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SO THIS MIGHT BE A SHTTY THING TO DO

AND SOME GM'S MIGHT NOT APPROVE

BUT IF YOU CAN GET ME FUCKING HYPE

AND GET INSIDE OF BRUCE'S HEAD

DIG DEEP INSIDE OF HIM

DRAW OUT THAT POWER

DO IT

>Best of five already, you have the chance here to get a modifier
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>>40147403
Okay ill try.

BRUCE! YOU CAN DO THIS! YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE BETTER THAN ANYONE BEFORE YOU, YOU CAN BECOME LEGEND AND SURPASS IT! YOU HAVE IT ALL WITHIN YOU, JUST LET YOUR TRUE POWER BUILD UP, AND RELEASE! BUILD IT UP, AND LET YOUR TRUE POWER EXPLODE (with that>>40147400
93 right there) DO IT BRUUUUUUCE!
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>>40147429

You're riding too high on the hype train, anon. Sometimes, the dice just roll low no matter how agonizingly close that 90 came to being the third roll. You win some, you lose some.
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>>40147435
>fail at feigning weakness
>accidentally destroy planet Vegeta.
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>>40147458
This -> >>40147446

>SO THIS MIGHT BE A SHTTY THING TO DO
Fuck that. I'm love GMs that try to get the players excited and hype.
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>>40147458
Here, this is all you need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5p6qpG3bLA
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>40147458
HYYYYYPE!!!!

I dont know what the fuck I am doing.

But I feel like I lost weight from how pumped this has got me.
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>>40147458
BRUUUUUUUCE, THIS IS FRIEZAS ALCOHOLIC COUSIN! YOU AM THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN, YOU CAN WIN, YOU FEEL GREAT, YOU CAN DO THIS!
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>40147458
I BELIEVE!
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>>40147458
BRUCE HAS GONE FARTHER THAN ANY OTHER SAIYAN HAS BEFORE AT HIS AGE! HE'S DEFEATED SAIBAMEN THAT CAN RIVAL ELITES, AND HE TOOK FIVE AT ONCE! HE CAN KEEP CLIMBING AND HE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH POTENTIAL TO DO IT, HE JUST NEEDS TO USE IT! IF HE CAN BEAT HASA-WHOEVER, HIS NAME WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE STRONGEST SAIYANS THERE EVER WAS BEFORE HIS BALLS EVEN DROP! THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS TO JUST FIGHT!
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>>40147458
CMON BRUCE, DIG DEEP WITH YOUR MAXIMUM SAIYAN POTENTIAL AND BECOME LIKE NO OTHER, BECOME INVINCIBLE, BECOME THE STRONGEST! BECOME THE ONE ALL OTHERS LOOK UP TO AND FEAR AND RESPECT! BECOME THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!
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>>40147458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alIxvD1sr8

Bruce. Remember these words, they will guide you well!
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>>40147458

BRUCE IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL BE A MAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06DISKajss
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Gentlemen, do me one last favor won't you?

Just as a small little test

Roll me a 1d100

Best of five

I'd like to see what happens
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>>40147458
We became a leader today. Only 11 fucking years old and we clawed our way to leadership, just like our father before us! We're going to make him proud and show the universe the power of the Saiyan people! This is our day! WE WON'T LET ANYONE TAKE IT FROM US!
FIGHT!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
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>>40147499
Us in about five seconds to Hanasia when we overpower the shit out of her.
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>>40147458
Bruce. You're standing here in a power clash against one of the strongest Saiyans in the universe. She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.
You're winning.
You can have this day.
But only if you fight through this onslaught.

Do it for Broly, do it for Raditz, do it for your father, but most of all, do it for you.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>40147520
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>40147520
Everything happens, Eail
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>40147520
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>40147520
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>40147520
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>>40147529
>>40147520
Fuck it, I don't need to roll.
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>>40147520
DOITBRUCE!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>40147520
Certainly
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>>40147529
Holy shit.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>40147520

>>40147529
HYYYYYPE!
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>>40147529
Only needed one boss.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>40147520
Here!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>40147520
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>>40147529
The Legend
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>>40147525
>>40147529
>>40147541
>>40147545
>>40147547
>>40147548

I AM YOUR GOD NOW!
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>>40147458
My name...is Bruce. AND MY WILL IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS! I AM NOT THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN, FOR MY POWER WILL BE EVEN GREATER THAN HIS OWN! I WILL BE THE GREATEST SAIYAN WHO EVER LIVED!

AND RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA KICK YOUR ASS!
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>>40147529
I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS!
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Too much hype, too much power.

Too pumped.

We need to calm down.

BRUCE! Fuck son!

You crazy!

Calm down!

Fuck!
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>>40147556
I mean you can't have him go SS here cause Nappa and Femgeta would have mentioned it in SAQ. What the hell is going on?
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>>40147570
Do you mean Frieza Day?
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>>40147563
Aaaaaaand I'm late.

Well, I wasn't needed to begin with I suppose.
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>>40147529
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxooEWJTv4
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>>40147556
And in that very moment...
Bruce got Gud
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>>40147588
It's Bruce Day now.
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>>40147588
NO! I MEAN CHRISTMAS!
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>>40147529
mfw i roll a 99
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ITT: holy shit we are the stronkest fuck in the universe.
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>>40147619
>mfw we woke Beerus up
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>>40147585
but anon they did mention specifically that though, they said the legendary SS is either broly or us.
this is clearly why.
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>>40147619

congratulations broosles

You just helped Frieza make up his mind on whether to make lovely fireworks out of Planet Vegeta or not.
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Nappa: hey Arctus! About those kids I mentioned...
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Is Bruce now John Cena? We need a drawfag to do a Bruce image.
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>>40147638
They said 'could have been' that implies that they hadn't gone SS yet since they'd seen them.
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King Vegeta is going to butt clench so hard that it destroys his throne. He will then straighten his body from its squat over a pile of dust, and he will mosey over here rather quickly and beat the smug out of us.
>actually we're going to roll 100s against him until he dies and we become the new king
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>>40147652
LOL BRUCE WINS
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>>40147667
>guys why is the king weaker then raditz
>.... guys?
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Next we roll for how well we bang Broly.

All ones.

Wet spot beneath Broly now?
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>>40147638
I still seriously think Broly is way stronger then Bruce and she's just hiding it because she wants him to like her.
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>>40147679
I can just imagine that as a taunt
>Radditz fought harder than this! And he's Radditz!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>40147683
Fuck it I rolled a 99 may as well see if that ate all my luck.
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>>40147683
Still not as fast as Burter
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>>40147698
You got one 9 of 99.
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>>40147690
She was a sickly kid, so either sickness zenkai and she knows how to hide her PL at this young an age, or she isn't MAXIMUM yet.

She wasn't born with 10k PL like in canon.
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>>40147698
Well you got another 9....
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>>40147698
Well...
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>>40147690
>bruce went full SSJ
>broly says fuck it since she now has someone she can appropriately train with now without breaking in half
>this is the real reason why planet vegeta exploded, not frieza day.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>40147698
Just completing the trips, is my guess.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>40147683
I AM THE ONE TRUE 99 ROLLER, NOT THEY,
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>>40147520
No... no... she's starting to overpower you, all the work you've put into this already, and she's starting to beat you!

This is justs supposed to be a training session... but... it's more than that.

You're a child, you're eleven years old, this is your first day of even being a part of a saiyan squadron, you'venever even been on a mission before.

Yet here you are, you're beating the third strongest saiyan alive, Hanasia.

You're standing here in a power clash against one of the strongest Saiyans in the universe. She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.

You're winning.

You can have this day.

But only if you fight through this onslaught.

This one is for your Father, who died by a traitors hands.

For Raditz, who was always put down and never given a chance

For Broly, the girl that loves you because you treated her like a person

But most of all... THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

Your name is Bruce, AND YOU WONT LOSE YOUR WAY

With a scream, you force all that you are into this attack, completely forcing back Hanasia's energy wave and colliding with the older Saiyan, sending her flying back into the wall as your attack engulfs her.

When you end it, Hanasia drops to the floor, bleeding heavily, and knocked out.

You beat Hanasia.

>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
>B. Let yourself collapse
>C. Say something
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>>40147703
>>40147707
>>40147708
Fuck it, Close enough.
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>>40147717
>B.
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>>40147717
>A.
>C. COME AT ME KING VEGETA
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>>40147717
>>C. Say something
Fuck you, you self-insert sue bitch.
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>>40147717

>B. Let yourself collapse
I mean we are 11...
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>>40147717
>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
>B. Let yourself collapse
>C. Say something
"Imma pass out now."
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>>40147717
>>B. Let yourself collapse
To one knee then slowly pick yourself back up
into
>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
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>>40147717
>>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
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>>40147717
>>C. Say something
>"Hey guys, I think this one is defective too, hehe.."
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>>40147717
>A. Stand tall, stand proud.

Don't say anything, just stand and have a grin/smirk on your face.
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>>40147717
>A. Stand tall, stand proud.
lets make a grand exit then collapse in a pile of burned organs and the like.
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>>40147717
>>B. Let yourself collapse
...Hah! Kicked her ass, Raditz.
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>>40147717
>Say something
Woooo!
Then
>collapse.

>She's bloodied, bruised, and exhausted, and you, my Saiyan friend, don't have a scratch on you.
Hah! He used my thing!
Yay!
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>>40147744
This.
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>>40147717
>Brush dust off of clothes
>Ask if the team is okay with you taking a water break.
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>>40147717
>C. Say something
Radditz, you up for another go?
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So when is Broly gonna come down here and give us a hug, god dammit?
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>>40147744
>>40147717
hahaha time for middleground.
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>>40147717
Don't Lose Your Way~!
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>>40147717
>C. Say something
*fist flex*
"Groovy."
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>>40147772
>we squeak again
>everyone starts laughing
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>>40147772
She's probably already running to is.

That or on her knees from the intensity of her orgasm.
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>>40147767
Fukkin saved
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>>40147786
>That or on her knees from the intensity of her orgasm.

To be fair, I'm a bit out of breath, my knees are weak.

My arms are heavy.

I dropped all of my fucking spaghetti.
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I AM SUPER SAND LESBIAN!
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>>40147767
This needs to be used everytime we destroy someone.

Thank you based imageanon.

>>40147772
Prolly.
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I'd like to point out I have no fucking idea what your power level is now

I seriously dont know what happened in this thread.

You guys were supposed to get stomped by Hanasia and get DEM GAINS from Zenkai

Instead you're now Kaguya or something

What the fuck

Are you The Legendary Super Saiyan?
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>>40147772

I'm fine with a victory hug. Besides we are going to need someone to tend to our wounds, and nurse Broly sounds hilarious.
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>>40147805
Towa happened?
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All this talk of Bruce Campbell. And now I've got this stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxYJmfjVwqA
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>>40147805
Fuck it sure, have Bruce and Broly be LSS battle couple.
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>>40147805
No, we're just Broosel.

Guys, no SSJ for Broosel, his PL is just fucking broken.

Oozaru, though. watch the fuck out.
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>>40147802
>>40147805
I REPEAT
"I AM SUPER SAND LESBIAN"
Sorry I am super hype after rolling that 99.
I'm also the one who broke vegetas nose so this quest is awesome to me now.
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>>40147826

That idea sounds awesome.
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>>40147805
I feel something shaking in my bones
And the only way I can describe the feeling is
DRAGON
BALL
Z!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>40147805
We have become the Hype Eail.

And there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

(Embrace the hype Eail.)
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>>40147805
well we beat the ever living hell out of the third strongest saiyan whos about bardocks strength so at least 10,000
i vote for somewhere around where canon vegetas was when he landed on earth and when he and goku originally fought.
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>>40147826
That sounds amazing
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>>40147805
We're on the hype train now, and there can be no breaks.

King Vegeta is gonna want to kill us, but he can't just chop our heads off, cause we're like, the 3rd strongest sayian ever, at eleven.

He also can't send us on suicide missions cause his daughter's on our squad.

Frieza's gonna wreck our shit isn't he...?
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So that's what Bruce's boomstick does
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>>40147826
(Lssj Septuplets when?)
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>>40147866
naw this is when we flee for our life with our waifu across the galaxy.
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>>40147872
The way Broly already clings to Bruce? They are already out there in SAQ time.
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>>40147866
>Frieza, I have a present for you.

>Bruce punches Frieza so hard he ACTUALLY hurts him

>and thus Frieza became a bitch and tried to kill all the saiyans.

>Bruce was never seen again, nor Broly
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>>40147805
We ROCKED THE DRAGON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c8FzDm4Gbo
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Be careful of the hype. It can boost players to the greatest of heights, but it can condition them to always expect success and to be rather salty or expect the QM to bend the rules when they don't roll well.
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>>40147866
I don't know how smart/twisted Vegeta is, but he might tell Bardock to kill us or else he'll kill him and his family or something
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As Hanasia falls to the ground, you manage to stay upright for several seconds, before you drop to your knee, panting.

No... you won, you'll stand tall and embrace your victory.

With shakey legs, you force yourself back up to stand proud, it's taking everything you have to do so, but you raise your fist into the air, declaring your victory.

And the crowd goes absolutely fucking mental.

You've never heard such a loud roar in your life, it's overwhelming with how much they're cheering for you.

"Broosel, Broosel, Broosel!!!" They chant.

You allow a small smile to show up on your face when you hear them, but you aren't prepared for what happens next.

Broly flies into your arms, hugging you as tightly as she can, and Raditz is right behind her, laughing his head off and smiling.

Clasping a hand on your shoulder, he looks incredibly happy "You did it Bruce! You're the best!"

Maybe... just maybe


>WRITE IN
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>>40147884

That's even worse than Hanasia, anon. Be careful that you don't turn the protag into the worst type of character.
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>>40147897
"That...was fun."

NOW pass out in Broly's arms.
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>>40147897
Honk Broly, high five Raditz, then pass out in her arms.
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>>40147897
this is when we walk off to our room and collapse for the day.
fuck we gotta be tired or some shit.
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>>40147897
I hope you don't mind if I take 5. I'm kinda thirsty
>pass out.
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>>40147908

Couldn't say it any better myself.
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>>40147897
>So who's buying dinner?
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>>40147897
>Hug Broly back again, then pass out.
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>>40147897
"I'm... kind of hungry again." Then pass out.
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Holy shit this is the hypest thread I've ever done seen, what da fuq went on here?
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>>40147908
>>40147918
>>40147920
Second. Also can we end the quest now. I have to be up for work in like 5 hours.
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>>40147897
Write in: We need food. Start with whats her face.

(Seriously lets go eat something somewhere before king veggie ganks us through instagibs)
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>>40147897
squeak and maybe make some rolls to not be liquefied by Broly
>Broly's affection is going to be Bruce's only source of Zenkai
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>>40147897
>>40147908
Second.
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>>40147897
"Well shucks... Hey you guys want to go hit up the buffet again? That fight actually made me pretty hungry"
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>>40147936
Next post is the last
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>>40147935
Miracles happened. The Dice God came down to us, and he said "Go forth, my children." And we went forth.
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>>40147884
The dice gods are fickle. NEVER expect success to last.
They give merely so they can laugh at your suffering when they take all that you have.
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>>40147936
Dude go to sleep and catch the last of it in the archives. We won't fuck up.
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>>40147935
wizardry and hype happened anon.
wizardry and hype.
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>>40147908
I will support this i suppose, its fitting and Broly would love it.
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>>40147954
That may be true, but they can never take this moment from us anon. REJOICE!
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>>40147976
No, but they can kill Vegeta or Nappa in SAQ.
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>>40147990
Eh, Dragonballs.
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>>40147990

They can also make anons so salty in a crossover quest that the QM has to make the PoV character win instead of letting the dice decide.
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>>40148010
POV character would have won if people had rolled correctly.
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Highfiving Raditz, and hugging Broly back, you and your friends all share a laugh together... more like a slight giggle in Broly's case though.

"That was... fun. So, whose gonna buy dinner? I'm starving after that fight." You manage to force out, though you can already feel yourself starting to fade a little bit.

You tink you'll just have a little bit of a nap, nothing big... just a few minutes will do.

As the darkness starts to overtake your vision, the last thing you feel is Broly still hugging onto you.

"I'm proud of you." You hear from her soft voice.

That makes this all the better.

>SAIYAN WARRIOR QUEST #2 END

What the actual fuck was that

Space Christ

I love you people

>Follow me on twitter @Eail4
>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
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>>40148021
>"I'm proud of you." You hear from her soft voice.
She knows we are tapping into LSS like she already did.
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>>40148021
So, on a scale of 1 to Oh, shit. How Bruce is everyone right now?
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>>40148021
Awww we love you too man
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>>40148021

Enjoy.

Now you have to write a mission for that team.

As if King Vegeta now won't just want you to go away.
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>>40148021
We love you to.
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>>40148021
What in the space fuck just happened?
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>>40148021

Next Space warrior when?

Next Space alcoholic when?

Had great fun Eail as always, i love your quests.
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>>40148021
So has Vegeta decided that we SHOULD be the leader of the squad, now?

No fluke, no bullshit?

This is important. kek.
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>>40148050
Bruce just rolled amazing all thread and beat the fuck out of everything.
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>>40148062
>everything.

No really, Krillin felt this on earth.
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>>40148071
And Yamcha got his other leg broken.
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>>40148078
DKP decided not to go out to conquer the world, today.
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>>40148037
Maybe

>>40148039
BRUCE

>>40148041
Nerd

>>40148043
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING

>>40148050
I DONT KNOW

>>40148052
We may do another SWQ tomorrow

I wouldn't expect a return to SAQ until Tuesday?


ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS

DOES THAT IMPLY
/ss/ ?

I DONT KNOW
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>>40148100
>Nerd

Fag
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>>40148100
Why don't you know!? If you don't how can we?!
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>>40148100
>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS

Thats okay, Broly will just kill her.
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>>40148100
>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS

Trying to trigger Broly's LSS movement then?
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>>40148100
She's a masochist.

I can only imagine her showing up at Bruce's place
>"Come on, let's spar again, please!? It'll be fun!"
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>>40148100

Are there going to be terrible consequences for Bruce displaying a startling amount of power when that's exactly why King Vegeta put him on watch in the first place?
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>>40148100
>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS
>DOES THAT IMPLY /ss/ ?
>I DONT KNOW
i'm entirely alright with this.
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>>40148100
>ALSO HANASIA IS TOTALLY INTERESTED IN YOU NOW IN MANY WAYS
Fuck her. We don't want any /ss/ unless it's with adorable older women like Gine.

Besides, we have Broly. And I'm fairly sure anyone else trying to get their hands on the ol' sprout will cause her to LSSJ their fist up their ass.
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>LSSJ Broly due to Hanasia hitting on Bruce, she kills Hanasia, then doms Bruce for the rest of the day because hey, LSSJ, can't control it
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>>40148100
I need an adult
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>>40148127
A'yup

>>40148132
>>40148138
>>40148121
I find the idea of Hanasia showing up in Bruce's room at night sweaty and panting, incredibly eager to spar, forcing him up against a wall until he agrees, whispering in his ear how much fun it would be.

I find that incredibly nice
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>>40148100
Oh Eail, you and your implications.

It seriously just gets into increasingly more insane situations and hype.

You know exactly what you are doing. Im glad you keep doing this.
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>>40148100
Okay, so in the movie, Broly's hair turns blue when she goes Super Saiyan, right? So is LSS an improved version of SSGSS, or maybe a 2nd/3rd grade of it like with Trunks?
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>>40148158

Whoa, calm down, I only have eyes for best MAXIMUM.

I will not be tempted by such a harlot as this!

Well, maybe if she has really nice abs.
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>>40148158
>I find the idea of Hanasia showing up in Bruce's room at night sweaty and panting, incredibly eager to spar, forcing him up against a wall until he agrees, whispering in his ear how much fun it would be.
>I find that incredibly nice

I am okay with all of this. Please tell me you will have chuckles on speed dial for this shit.
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>>40148163
I can actually answer that one

Broly has blue hair because he was still under the control of Paragus' ring thing kinda, but not fully.

In SECOND COMING, he fights as a normal super saiyan for a while, and his hair is gold
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>>40148163
SSG is FAR more powerful than Broly LSSJ, and his hair turned green, as did his aura.
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>>40148156
She IS an adult.
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>>40148196
She very much is
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>>40148194
It gets weird though. Like, I'm willing to bet pic related could stand on even grounds with SSG.
Fuck, LSSJ3 could probably do it.
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>>40148194
Broly still lived after Goku got his friends' collective energy to punch him in the chest. There could be something godly in that.
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>>40148211
GT isn't real.

But SSJ4 isn't as strong as SSG either, since SSJ Vegito is easily SSJ4 tier, probably more. But SSJ3 Vegito is chump change next to Beerus, and thus SSG.
>>
So

Art of Bruce when?

The ultimate hype

EH?

HYPE
Y
P
E
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>>40148229
Go make a Saiyan on Xenoverse like you did Arctus
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>>40148226
The first SSJ in there should have a 3 behind it for Vegito.

Damn you keyboard.
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>>40148226
Actually, GT is real. It's an alternate timeline off the main one.

>But SSJ3 Vegito is chump change next to Beerus
How are you backing this claim?
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>>40148239
Can Xenoverse properly convey the hype though?
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>>40148229
So I guess once you bother Chuckles enough, Bruce will get his first sexual experience at the age of 11, with a woman he beat the everliving shit out of.

Saiyans.
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>>40148256
>How are you backing this claim?

Pretty sure Goku said this himself in BoG. Or something along those lines. I can't rememebr where, exactly.

And no, GT isn't real.

I will fight you.

I will fight you in a circle of polar bears wearing nothing but a bucket as a shoe.
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>>40148226
>>40148241
Actually, guidebooks have stated BASE Vegetto being on par with Super Saiyan 4.

Vegetto at Super Saiyan 3 is 400x stronger than that.

Super Saiyan God makes even THAT look like a chump.

>>40148256
It's stated in the movie itself. Neither form of Fusion would be a match for Beerus.
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>>40148229
I can only ever see Bruce as little John Cena now
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>>40148229
Hyper Saiyan
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>>40148261
SAIYANS

SUPER SAIYAN
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>>40148289
That's it.

Broly is the LSSJ

Bruce is the HSSJ
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>>40148296
Was writing Shota Smut a part of your plan?
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>>40148278
Xenoverse totally says it is.
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>>40148296
Eail, can we have SSJ4 in quest just so we can have monkey bitches running around without shirts?
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>>40148278
It is real so long as Beerus gets his pudding.
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>>40148278
>>40148309
GT is the timeline where Beerus got his pudding.
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>>40148309
No, it isn't.

Your house.

Pic related.

I'm bringing my gramma-ma.
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>>40148318
You mean like this?

Because that might happen anyways
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>>40148328
Yes, like that.

>>40148327
It is. You're just some fag on the internet, Xenoverse is official product.
GT totally is real and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>40148328
>>40148318
>implying Broly will wear a shirt normally

>she doesn't just so that Bruce can get pissed at people staring at her and beat them half to death.

>what a tease.
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>>40148258
Temporarily, we need some real art but maybe make a grown up bruce for the mean time.

We will get a drawfag at some point, don't you worry.
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>>40148318
They'll still have fur, although the cleavage will be maximum.
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>>40148340
>GT totally is real and there's nothing you can do about it.

I mean, if I really wanted, I could go and threaten the lives of the owners of the IP and force them to change it.

Sure, I'd get arrested, but hey, I -could- do it.

Doing things isn't the hard part, it's thing staying changed that is hard.

Not even internet tough guy shit, any one of us here could do it, no big deal.

Eh.
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>>40148351
I'll try

ARE YOU GUYS COOL WITH BRUCE HAVING SOME KICKASS TRUNKS-LIKE HAIR AND A PONYTAIL

CAUSE I AM
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>>40148372
only if he has Mr. Gohan's bangs
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>>40148372
Bruce wears dorky saiyan battle armor jorts and has no shirt

because who will argue with him about that
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>>40148372
Sometimes I wonder what other QMs think when shit gets this hype in a thread.
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>>40148375
This...

I like this

I like this a lot
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>>40148383
Bruce, why the fuck do you wear that? Doesn't it chafe horribly?

>glare.
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>>40148392
Ha, knew you would!
Does Vegeta wear Bloomers?
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>>40148375
Or did you mean Super Saiyan?

>>40148391
I have no idea

>>40148383
pls
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>>40148375
>>40148392
>>40148401
Forgot the Super Saiyan image

>>40148401
Are you brave enough to find out?
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>>40148402
There's a difference with his super saiyan bangs?
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>>40148402
>I have no idea

I feel like this is a karmic balance.

That rolling shitstorm that happened in SAQ, this is the opposite reaction.

This is the quest Chi realigning.
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>>40148415
Slightly

Compare >>40148392

To>>40148414
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>>40148414
Is she brave enough to stop us?
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>>40148372
>>40148375
Wouldn't that be a mullet? That'd be a first...
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>>40148440
-Can- she stop us, is the question?
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>>40148372
Yeah sure, make the hair black and give him a ponytail.

I like it and it is your MC. Go for it.
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>>40148440
>>40148454
Christmas-level bravery.
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>>40148443
>Saiyan with a mullet
>Looks absolutely awful
>Everyone's too scared to comment on it.
>Except Broly
>And she likes it.
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>>40148443
Nigga are you gonna argue with Bruce if he has a Mullet ponytail?

No?

I didn't think so

>>40148454
She might be if the salt is real enough

>>40148456
Sadly I dont think Xenoverse even HAS a ponytail option
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>>40148414
>Are you brave enough to find out?
You know what, fuck it. Especially with that energy connection you made I'm for giving Femgeta the Tail. Or whatever Arcosians have,
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>>40148465
>SSJ Mullet

WHY DO I WANT TO SEE THIS!?

>>40148468
>She might be if the salt is real enough
But Eail you confirmed.

She's submissive in bed.
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>>40148182

>Bruce exits the shower just off his chambers, still towelling off, heading for bed
>His bathrooms door squeaks shut all of a sudden
>Suddenly he's slammed up against his wall, a very firm, very warm body pressing up against him from behind.
>Her breath is hot on his ear, lips practically touching his skin, each breath rustling his hair
>He fails the older woman curl her tail around his, squeezing ever so gently
>"Hey Broosel.... want to train with me? I'm much better than that silly little girl always hanging off your arm. Much more.... experienced."

Chuckles? What... I'm not chuckles
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>>40148478
I think what Geets should get is some of that Arcosian toughness.

No blood loss damage for her.

No arm, no problem!

But do avoid being split in half or beheaded.
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>>40148468
Just take the image, put it in paint, and put your pro-skills to work.

>captcha
Select the drinks.
Left to right, top to bottom
Food,Drink, Drink, Food, Drink, Food, North Korean flag, Food, Food
One of these things is not like the others!
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>>40148488
Chuckles please

I can only be so erect
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>>40148488
chuckles plz.
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>>40148488
...go on.
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>>40148488
MUH

DICK
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>>40148488
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Okay, so Super Duper Saiyan Gods come forth when a Super Saiyan God absorbs the power of it, and then transforms into a Super Saiyan, right? If that's the case, then how come Goku just turned into a Vanilla Super Saiyan at the end of Battle of the Gods?
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>>40148488
I'll just wait for the Broly yandere mode engaged scene.
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>>40148535
It's explained in the movie.

Pay more attention.

the "God Ki" stays with them, even if they aren't looking like SSG mode.
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So, Kakarot's shuttle left years ago, and Broly's been growing up at a regular pace compared to Kakarot's stunted FTL sleep, right?
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>>40148516
and then this happened
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>>40148551
Why don't his hair turn blue when going Super Saiyan?
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>>40148488
Massive amounts of want
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>>40148560
That is some Revival of F bullshit.

Ascended SSG or whatever the fuck they want to call it.

It's just SSG2 pretty much.
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>>40148488
Oh lord chuckles i didn't actually expect you to come in.

Oh god this is great.
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>>40148502
Speaking of boners, what's the deal with Arctus' junk? Is it a cloaca, or just a crystalline clump? Does he breed with his tail like in the Dances with (non-40k) Space Wolves movie?
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>>40148607
He has two dicks.
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>>40148588
Okay, so they got Five Super Saiyan Gods to make one Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan?
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You'll all probably hate it, but I present Bruce
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>>40148627
He needs ponytails!
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>>40148624
I haven't seen Revival of F.

SSG is when 5 saiyans lock hands and do some praying bullshit for the Saiyan in the center to get the God ki.

It's honestly really convoluted and stupid as all fuck.

And I'm sure Revival of F makes it worse.
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>>40148488
STILL JUST GONNA SAY

NEEDS TO BE A THING

>>40148607
He's got junk

>>40148627
That's a buffass 11 year old, nice
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>>40148649
Toriyama is concerned with cashing in on this franchise because he's old now. New forms mean more money.
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>>40148653
>3rd strongest saiyan
>not buff as hell

it just werks
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>>40148649
so what happens is goku and vegeta get to saiyan beyond god mode. which is internalizing god ki so it's always on. so they're perpetually ssgod. and since they can go supersaiyan, they can go blue. essentially stacking supersaiyan on top of their base god form.
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>>40148653
>That's a buffass 11 year old, nice
Well, he just put the 3rd strongest saiyan warrior on planet Vegeta into a wall, so uh, yeah.
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so what are the possibilities of a timeskip to get into the... good parts of having brolly hanging off us all the time?
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>>40148668
Stupid as fuck, yyyyyyep.
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>>40148666
SATAN COMMANDS IT TO BE SO

>>40148670
Not-Satan too

So what's his junk like then?
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>>40148683
Well, his balls haven't dropped, but he's got a 12" dick.
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>>40148683
Like a sexual tyrannosaurus
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>>40148683
I hope you're happy not I have elephant dick in my search history
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>>40148683
>Not-Satan too
I'm lost.

You're asking me what Bruce's junk is, or Arctus'?

Cause I can do some science and find you some hemipenises that occur in nature if you'd like.
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>>40148700
You didn't get 666 trips but said the same thing

I was talking about the hypest 11 year old full blooded saiyan ever.
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Remember, when a super saiyan-capable saiyan looks at a full moon with their tail intact, they become a Gold Oozaru, and if they can control themselves while in Oozaru form, they become Super Saiyan 4.
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>>40148697
WHY DOES IT CURVE?
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>>40148683
Literally a second tail. But hairless.
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>>40148720
Oh. I'm a derp. And tired. Don't judge me.

I'd say he hasn't hit puberty, but being so hype, the semi-mythological HYPER saiyan.

He's packing at least 7 inches before his balls drop.

>I can say this with a straight face, what the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>40148726
DOES IT MATTER?
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>>40148726
Elephants have prehensile, fully articulate penises, they often scratch itches they have on their stomachs with said penis.

No shit. They can wiggle those things like a drunk chick at a party with deep bass tracks.
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>>40148760
and now Bruce can too
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>>40148780
>>40148760
>>40148743
So we're all in agreement that we have to shitpost and bug Chuckles until the smut with Hanasia gets written right?

Right
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>>40148780
Nah, he gonna dragon fist Hanasia and Broly at the same times
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>>40148780
Better than turtle dicks.

Gigantic purple things are terrifying.

Bigger than the turtle and have a tendency of flipping the poor bastards over.
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>>40148760
Can we train ourselves to use it in combat?
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>>40148798
Once Bruce's balls drop and the thing thickens up, sure, we can use it like Frieza uses his tail.

Better endurance train the fucker so it doesn't cause any pain to hit things with it, though.

I suggest with LSSJ Broly abs.
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Chuckles gib smut pls
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>>40148792
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>>40148825
So, how does it feel?

Riding on M'Dick!?
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>>40148834
Cramped and uncomfortable.
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>>40148845
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So I guess once Bruce hits 18 he'll be packing at least a foot of heat.

Well, if anyone can handle that it's Broly.
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>>40148820
Eail can write it
i got other shit to do
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>>40148869
Well, yeah, and another foot, and two knees, two fists, elbows, and his forehead.
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>>40148890
Chuckles please I can't write smut

GOTTA GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
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>>40148894
And his torso.

He's just gonna live up in that shit.
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>>40148894
And his tail, even!
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>>40148890
kek

rekt

nekst

And people were hyped for it, too.

WELP! He Called your ass out, Eail, whatchu gon' do!?

>>40148898
WHATCHU GON FUGGIN DO!?
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>>40148890
Chuckles. If you write it, they will cum.
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>Eail is currently in the process of giving Chuckles head for smut

Why can't we get a pastebin of that?
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>>40148869
Well, depends on whether his ki is burning, or if you view heat as just energy stored in a vessel.
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>>40148951
Nigga, only Goku can do that shit, fuck that noise.

That comic is dumb as shit.
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>>40148950
Unlikely

>Which point?

You find out!
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>>40148970
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>>40148950
I'm on the case! Stick around come Space Monkeys time.
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I'd rather have some lewds of Broly getting fed up with Bruce ignoring her and taking things into her own hands
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>>40149009
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>>40149009
stop tempting me, i have my own writing shit to handle god damn it
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>>40149026
Do it nerd.

Unless you're... CHICKEN
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>>40149040
im not writing any smut for other quests unless i feel like it or i git paid SON
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>>40142974
Huh?
Broccoli does not look like genitalia. They're kind of like little trees.
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>>40148957
Eh, that's not bad. It makes abit of sense that Pan could do feets kamehameha if she trained for it.
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>>40149152
You get paid in the love and adulation of the people

Isn't that what you want?
Our love and adulation?
You want it.
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I think we're still probably weaker than her by a degree. We just caught her with her metaphorical pants down and did enough damage in the opening onslaught that we pulled out a win. Of course she probably gained more from this match than we did since she got a you got shot stomped zenkai and if we got one it was more a calm down son stop hurting yourself from punching a bitch too hard zenkai. She'll probably want a rematch and kick the shit out of us in round2.
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>>40150008
well, it's important to remember this, we're 11 and even with the beam struggle she never once managed to so much as graze us. Presumably holding nothing back. This wasn't even some random adult. It was the 3rd strongest person on the planet.
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>tfw /ss/ ain't muh fetish

Damn I wish we went with Teenage earlier
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>>40147897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEDISMnosLM



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