LAST TIME ON SAIYAN WARRIOR QUESTWE MET BARDOCK AND HE'S A COOL DUDEWE WENT AND ATE WITH OUR TEAM, FORMING SOME SICKASS SOCIAL LINKSWE WENT BACK TO THE TRAINING CENTERSAIBAMEN JOBBED TO US DESPITE IT BEING A TEAM BATTLEOH SHIT SON IT'S HANASIA AND SHE'S WANTING TO FIGHTWHY ARE WE BEATING HEROH SHIT WE BEAT HANASIAWE PASSED OUT IN BROLY'S ARMSCHUCKLES WON'T WRITE SMUT>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Saiyan%20Quest>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>>40164377We're not rocking, fuckers.We're hype.
>>40164377Highfiving Raditz, and hugging Broly back, you and your friends all share a laugh together... more like a slight giggle in Broly's case though."That was... fun. So, whose gonna buy dinner? I'm starving after that fight." You manage to force out, though you can already feel yourself starting to fade a little bit.You tink you'll just have a little bit of a nap, nothing big... just a few minutes will do.As the darkness starts to overtake your vision, the last thing you feel is Broly still hugging onto you."I'm proud of you." You hear from her soft voice.That makes this all the better.When you fall asleep, you have a grin of victory on your face.>A. Wake up Several Minutes Later>B. Several Hours Later>C. The Next Day
>>40164434>B. Several Hours Later
>>40164434>>C. The Next DayThat fight probably took a lot out of us.
>>40164434>>B. Several Hours LaterI'd say kid earned a nap.
>>40164434>B. Several Hours LaterI hope no one takes advantage of us in our sleep coughbrolycough
>Several Hours Later>Bruce loves food, yeah yeah yeah! Bruce loves food, yeah yeAAAHHHH...
>>40164434>>B. Several Hours LaterWake with a rumbling stomache.Then a shit storm brewing as King Vegeta wants to make Bruce just go away.
>>40164492Don't worry, she too controlled and sheltered for that.
>>40164523>>40164492Yeah.Hanasia is the one to worry about.
>>40164506>"GO CONQUER AN ENTIRE STAR SYSTEM IF YOU'RE SOOOOO STRONG, WHY DON'T YOU?"
>>40164377Hey Eail. Random anon here without a trip. Uh, so I saw you wanted smut and I liked the idea of what you wanted. So I wrote 2500 words worth of smut. Enjoy.http://pastebin.com/DXZjzCsW[s]It's my first time. Be gentle.Female Saiyan subs are my fetish. But I also like them to dom.[/s]
>>40164598Well this is interestingVery interesting indeed
>>40164555Yeah, cept that he will go away and it will be too fast.I somehow expect to have to face off against Zarbon or some other Frieza elite when the purge hits as they eliminate dangerous Saiyans.
>>40164598You wrote... 2500 words of smut?On a whim?>mfw
>>40164672What can I say? That's just how my muse works. It caught my interest.
>>40164700Well shit, I think I love you.
>>40164377I'd like to say: damn you.Because of you I'm now catching up on all of the DBZ quests.And watching the series.
>>40164434Your dreams are a constant replay of the fight with Hanasia, how it shouldn't have been that easy to have beaten her the way that you did.Even if you had gotten the drop on her like at the start, her power level is high enough as to where she should have easily been able to reverse the situation.Either she's a lot weaker than she's supposed to be, or you're a lot stronger than you thought you were.One of those two things, or there's some really weird stuff going on.When you wake up a few hours later, you notice that you're not in your own bed, rather, based off the lighting, and the whiteness of everything, it seems that you're in the medbay of the training area.Maybe they kept you around here for a bit of examination after that fight with Hanasia, just to see if you were actually okay.Blinking a bit, rubbing your eyes to clear up that annoying blury shit that's always there, you can see Broly is sleeping in a chair near your bed, and further down the way, Hanasia seems to be in a healing tank.Oh crap did you seriously do that much damage to her?Grabing your scouter off of the nightstand next to you, you can see it's about 3 in the afternoon now, so you've been asleep for around four hours or so.>A. Wake up Broly>B. Go find a Doctor, ask if Hanasia is okay>C. Try to find your team>D. Contact Nappa on the scouter>E. Write in
>>40164760>A. Wake up Broly
>>40164760>>A. Wake up BrolyFind an all you can eat joint.
>>40164760>>A. Wake up Broly>>D. Contact Nappa on the scouter
>>40164760>A. Wake up Brolyshe won't like it if we leave her snoozing
>>40164760A and B.
>>40164760>>A. Wake up Broly>D. Contact Nappa on the scouter
>>40164760>A. Wake up Broly>C. Try to find your team>E. Write in (try not to do anything particularly retarded)
>>40164816>>40164760oh fuckdamnit i just had one of my prescient flashes. deja vu flashes. fucking details lining up. i've dreamed this bullshit before. including thinking about poly relation ships at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTcI keep thinking of Bruce and this song together after last threadI blame all of you
>>40164760>double check your power level.
>>40164904also bruce should be realizing right now that power levels are bullshit. mere numbers meant to constrain us.
>>40164908>that imageLong haired snake people planet when?
>>40164908>You always respect another Saiyan's tail.I'll admit, some of the parts in there had me busting out laughing.Good show, friend.
>>40164760First order of business, let Broly know that you're okay, the girl likely would end up freaking out if she woke up and you weren't actually there.Getting out of bed, you stretch a bit, and your back pops in a way that feels way too damn good, you must have not moved much while asleep. Throwing a few practice punches, just to see if you're up to snuff and back to one hundred percent after all of that, you can feel that they're coming out a lot faster than normal.You're willing to be they've got a bit more power behind them as well at this point. Power levels might be bullshit.With your little warmup out of the way, you softly touch Broly on the shoulder, and within a second the girl's eyes are open and she's scanning for a threat.Realizing it's just you, she calms down a bit, and stares at you with a look of concern."I'm fine Broly, feeling better than ever really. Must have gotten quite the workout."She nods, evidently content with your explanation, stading up, she assumes her position on you."General Nappa asked for me to tell you to contact him if you woke up today. He said there might be a mission ready for us." The soft spoken girl informs you.Might be nice to go ahead and get that out of the way now.Clicking your scouter on, you request to be put through to General Nappa, and several seconds later, you've got the General on the line."Hey Kid, glad you're up and about, that was one hell of a show you put on, you feeling all right after it?" His voice asks into your ear>A. You're Fine>B. Broly said something about a mission?>C. Ask where the rest of your squad is>D. Ask how many people saw that whole thing...>E. Write in
>>40165081>A. You're Fine>C. Ask where the rest of your squad is>D. Ask how many people saw that whole thing...
>>40164904AHAHAHA.I actually listened to this last night. I suppose because i am recently becoming a bleachfag in addition to DBZ now. Dammit eail get off of my computer and out of my head.(And the KEIKAKU gif is incoming isn't it?)>>40164908Also nice job anon. Feel proud.
>>40165081>A. You're Fine>B. Broly said something about a mission?>C. Ask where the rest of your squad is
>>40165081>>A. You're Fine>>B. Broly said something about a mission?>>D. Ask how many people saw that whole thing...
>>40164598It's beautiful...You have talent, anon[Spoiler] now do broly[/spoiler]
>>40165081>>A. You're Fine"Better then ever actually.">>B. Broly said something about a mission?>>C. Ask where the rest of your squad is>>D. Ask how many people saw that whole thing...
>>40165120Well if you're looking for an actually ok bleach quest i suggest checking out King's, Shinigami Savant Quest
>>40165081>A. "I feel great actually!">B. Broly said something about a mission?>C. Ask where the rest of your squad is
>>40165120Chuckles liked my smut.Thanks man that means a lot. I was worried it wasn't very good since I don't normally write it.
>>40165081>D. Ask how many people saw that whole thing...dunno if we should dwell on it, but it would be bad to go unaware of the ripples caused by our little display
>>40165181Whoops my mistake. Not Chuckles.I'll just disappear back into the background now.
>>40165212Go write more smutThen re-appear as a glorious phoenix of legend among my playerbase
>>40165148>Mfw you didn't say improvaizen.Seriously i have been meaning to check that out, caught the first thread and never picked it up again. Since you mentioned it i think i will catch up on it anon.
>>40165081>E.ask Nappa what that battle means for your future
>>40165212But you got praise from someone far greater and this should please you!Right? (right?)(Fuck no it shouldn't. I don't even do anything except cellpost all over the fucking place.)
this is a bit random, but...do we know anything about Bruce's mom? Does Bruce?
>>40165241Improvainzen is also good, Just hasn't been running lately
>>40165241improvaizen is hilarious.it makes last thread a regular occurance, i swear to fuck those guys are the luckiest bastards on /tg/ by far.imagine aizen bullshit run by /tg/ giving exactly zero fucks.also the QM keeps trying to kill them and just fails because lolaizen.
>>40165081"I'm feeling fine General, really good actually, I guess that fight got my blood flowing" You respond to the elder saiyan.When his laugh comes in over the com you wince a little bit at how loud it is. "No kidding! I haven't seen someone fight like that since Bardock, you're gonna go far kid."Figuring it might be prudent to ask, you decide to get it out of the way "So... how many people saw that match by the way?" You're really kinda hoping it was just the crowd that was there."Pretty much everyone on planet I'd say. There were a few cameras around that managed to capture it, you were probably being shown in just about every bar on planet ."ShitDivert attention now!"Any clue where the rest of my squad is at the moment? I've got Broly with me now, but no sign of Raditz or Vegeta." You ask him"Last I heard, Raditz was sticking around the training center, he wanted to get some more done after you were carried off. As for the Princess, I think she went back to the Palace to talk with the King."You're really hoping that last one is less terrible than you think it is."Broly also said something about you having a mission ready for us?""Oh right! Almost forgot, come by the command center when you get a chance, I'll fill you in. Bring the crew if you want, or you can inform them later." Evidently you have a few privelges as squad leader."Thanks Nappa, Bruce out." You give your thanks before clicking off the scouter>A. Find Raditz>B. Collect Vegeta>C. Ask Broly what to do>D. Find a Doc, check up on Hanasia>E. Go to the Command Center>F. Write in
>>40165344>here, fight some literal gods>crit crit CIRT SPECIAL CRIT! CRIT CHAIN! MAXIMUM OVERCRIT!!!!!!>Well the god died, you're fine, so is everything else, plus you become a god yourself more or less, gratzThat fucking quest, I swear.
>>40165393>C. Ask Broly what to doWe need to make this girl a bit more talkative.
>>40165393>A. Find Raditz>B. Collect Vegeta>C. Ask Broly what to doLets also try to keep a low profile until someone spots us. (Yeah it probably wont work.)
>>40165393>F. [Screaming Internally]The entire planet saw that and now Vegeta is talking to to the King. Scuse me while I wonder where the dagger is going to come from.Jokes aside I say>DBecause I wonder how much damage Bruce actually did. And maybe check our powerlevel with the scouter if it does that. It does that right? Or this is a chinese cheapo one that works like crap?
>>40165393>desire to see the video intensifiesI remember what you said earlier, u lil shit. I love you, don't hurt me
>>40165393>>A. Find Raditz>>B. Collect Vegeta>>C. Ask Broly what to do
>>40164598now people will stop bugging me about it and I can keep all my broly smut to myself
>>40165419the "fight" that always comes to mind for me when i brought that up was the pandora "fight" where the first post we go full "GET IN THE ORB" and stuck an archdemon in the hongyouku via critchain.and then we proceeded to break hell over our knee.
>>40165490My nigga.Just so you know.I'll fucking knife you in the liver.P-Please share senpai?
>>40165490>t. I love you, don't hurt meWrite us Broly smut, dammit. We know where you quest, we'll come beat up your protag again.
>>40165344>>40165327I know what Improvaizen is and have been present for the live shenanigans. Shit be whack yo.(>Mfw i made it so vizard form was instantly maxed before Aizen ever even used the mask, not to mention the LAWL of the suigetsu/kiba fighting the hollow for us flawlessly.)
>>40165393>B. Collect VegetaRaditz is making very good use of his time, no doubt. It would be a waste to disturb him until you really need to. It might be a good idea to defuse whatever shitstorm is probably (is definitely) brewing in the Vegeta household.
>>40165393>A. Find Raditz>B. Collect Vegeta
>>40165490You dickThis is not over You will write smut for this
SELECT ON OF THESE THREE OPTIONS PLEASEONLY ONEALSO HAVE A SNAPSHOT OF A TEENAGE BRUCE>A. Find Raditz>B. Collect Vegeta>C. Watch the Video of you fighting Hanasia
>>40165521>Oh a demonic lesser god thing that represents hunting? Neat. GET IN THE FUCKING ORB>done.>Oh look, a fallen angel? Neat. GET IN THE FUCKING ORB!>done.>Oh yeah, we got Odin and his boys on fuckin' speed dial, problem? Hope you have your 3d glasses bitch, cause it's comin' at cha.
>>40165490Im not even gonna bother.Chuckles you just wanna fuck with everybody dontcha?(Take that as you will.)
>>40165589>>B. Collect Vegetawe should probably put down that problem long before shit goes south.
>>40165589>>A. Find Raditz
>>40165589>>A. Find RaditzDon't even let him know we're there. Just sit in the audience and however well he does, cheer for him.
>>40165589>>C. Watch the Video of you fighting HanasiaI REMEMBER!!!!
>>40165589>>B. Collect Vegeta
>>40165589>C. VID TIME
>>40165589>B. Collect Vegeta
>>40165393>Aand then >EI feel we should ask about Hanasia, but I'm scared of what we'll find out... also we should be trying to get off planet as fast as we can, not lingering to talk to doctors. Don't want to give King Vegeta time to set something up.
>>40165594Stop reminding me, im dying over here.Also this is gonna derail the shit out of Eails thread but we all know he loves it.>>40165589>A. Find RaditzNice pic, fits well.
>>40165594in all honesty i find i hilarious improvaizen is probably at least twice the strength of canon aizen is currently at least 100 years beofre where current aizen is at.
>>40165573That Gif plus the fact that I read that in Vegeta's voice killed my sides
>>40165589>C. Watch the Video of you fighting Hanasia
>>40165589>C movie time with Broly!
>>40165657It was confirmed, he's Butterflyaizen tier and he hasn't even gone max butterfly yet.
>>40165589>A. Find Raditz
>>40165721Welp, I was hoping to see Thor-ish shenanigans written up.Fuck!Oh well, party is nice too.
>>40165721Please stand by while Eail does a Flordia anons!
>>40165589Considering the fact that Raditz is still in the same building as you are, according to your information at least, it's probably best to collect him first.Informing Broly of what your plan is, the girl is content to follow along behind you as the two of you soon find yourself back in the training center.Attempting to not draw attention to yourself fails, and several people are whispering as you and your partner make your way along.Managing to find Raditz, you see that the younger saiyan is currently down in a training arena, fighting two saibamen at once.He looks bloody and beaten, but he's still trying his hardest against these foes.Perhaps he's taken you into his mind as an inspiration to get stronger, good on him.>A. Cheer Raditz on>B. Sit and watch>C. Leave and do something else>D. Watch the video of you fighting Hanasia>E. Write in
>>40165827>A. Cheer Raditz on
>>40165827>A. Cheer Raditz on>B. Sit and watchWe inspire him? Then lets inspire him more.
>>40165827>>B. Sit and watchDon't distract him.Who else things Broly is hiding her true power level now?
>>40165827>A. Cheer Raditz on>B. Sit and watch"KICK THEIR ASS RADITZ!"
>>40165877You are now stronger than full power Broly currently is
>>40165827>A. Cheer Raditz onAhem.YEAH RADITZ MURDER THOSE PULPY CHUCKLEFUCKS! YOU GOT THIS MAN!
>>40165898.....We're still going to get squeaked when she hugs us though aren't we...?
>>40165914Is that a -real- question?Hahah!
>>40165827>A. Cheer Raditz on>B. Sit and watch
>>40165914You'd better believe itThe power of hugs trumps all
>>40165898That seems a bit ridiculous.
>>40165938hugs op, eail nerf pls>>40165827>D. Watch the video of you fighting Hanasia
>>40165979And you kicking the shit out of Hanasia wasn't?You literally did a JRPGYou were supposed to lose that fight but DIDNT
>>40165979Full power Broly isn't MAXIMUM yet.It's not ridiculous.She's wicked fucking strong, but we're just.. HYPER.This isn't canon Broly, she wasn't born with bullshithigh PL.
>>40165827>B. Sit and watchDon't distract him he's already beaten and last thing he needd is to get distracted and get a saibaman hug
I've been thinking, does LSSJ work by generating energy?Because SSJ is multiplying the power one has, then it'll start to drain slowly.Just like SSJ2 and especially SSJ3 can't be held like SSJ can.But Broly never got tired, and kept getting stronger, to the point where he started spitting energy blasts everywhere for seemingly no reason, his body couldn't handle so much Ki.So does LSSJ work but generating Ki instead of boosting it then eating it?
>>40165827"Come on Raditz you've got this, kick their asses!" You roar down to your friend below.His head snaps back to look up at you, before a grin shows up, and he seems to fight with a whole new spirit behind him.Tearing into the saibamen with a force worthy of any saiyan warrior, your cheering seems have ignited a fire inside of Raditz that was starting to die out.You can see that he's got the saibamen on the ropes, and it might not be too much longer before he can fully eliminate his foes, it's just a matter of time at this point.When you think back to the conversation you had with Bardock this morning, you're pretty certain that if Raditz continues to show as much dedication to getting stronger as he has so far, well...You won't have to look out for him for too long.>A. Keep watching>B. Talk to Broly (what?)>C. Watch the video of you fighting Hanasia>D. Write in
>>40166096>ADude looks up to us. Be damn cruel to bugger off and not watch him win. Besides we need to round him up too.
>>40166076Nobody really knows. All that happens for sure is that LSSJs are fuckoff hueg and strong and don't seem to run out of Ki. It could just be that it's tapping into a huge reserve of finite potential, and that someone strong or clever enough could potentially outlast Broly.
>>40166096>B. Talk to Broly (what?)Just ask her about herself for a little bit.
>>40166096>A. Keep watching>B. Talk to Broly How long was i out?
>>40166096>>A. Keep watchingMuch as I want to see that video, I'd feel bad ditching lil bro.
>>40166096>A. Keep watching while talking with broly.
>>40166149We watch it after we get Raditz. And maybe Veggiemite. If we feel like it.
>>40166096>A. Keep watchingLets babysit him until he can fend for himself i say.We really should >C. Watch the video of you fighting Hanasia
>>40166096>D. Write inMarvel at the wonder of brotherhood like that which you share with Raditz as your best bro proves people wrong about him.
>>40166096>>C. Watch the video of you fighting HanasiaMaybe something unusual there?
>>40166183She's a pushover, soon enough Raditz will be stronger than her.until Arctus gets his hands on her.Naw, we gotta watch it with them, it'll be a party, chips and dip, too
>>40166222You mean all the meat right?
>>40166096>A. Keep watching>B. Talk to Broly ("Where do you wanna eat?")
>>40166222Don't tease me like that. Eail isn't skilled enough to weave a timeline like that! ...Right?RIGHT?
>>40166222Hilarity will abound when Vegeta is suddenly the weakest member of the team.I'd hate to see her nervous breakdown when she realizes that Raditz is now stronger than her.
>>40166237Well, yeah, isn't that what chips are?Is there.. any other type of food?
>>40166267>tfw Raditz can fight child Oozaru Vegetanow THAT would humble the FUCK out of her.
>>40166014We didn't lose that fight because you didn't allow us to lose it.
>>40166294That would requires a power level of 28,000
>>40166332Vegeta already surpassed her father when she was a kid.
>>40166096>C, you keep giving us this option so we may as well.
>>40166268No see I have no idea what these chip or dip things you are talking about actually are.
>>40166332Yes and?Do you doubt our rolls to make a man out of raditz?SOMEONE! MONTAGE THEMESONG TIME!
Crossing your arms, you continue to watch Raditz fight against the saibamen.He's taken your lessons to heart it seems, as you watch closely, it's easy to see that he's remembering what you taught him.Raditz is throwing a punch correctly, without locking in his thumb, and he's retracting quickly after striking, to not give an easy target.His legs aren't being left open as a weak point for a sweep either, keeping in movement and using them to a great effect in his fighting style.Even when he's pushed back a bit by the saibamen getting a second wind, he's shored up his weak defense on his right side, managing to keep them at bay and not let the monsters get any good hits in."You taught him well." Broly quietly says from your side. The girl has her hand on your shoulder still, and is chewing on the thumb of her other hand."You're going to be a ruler one day Brubru... you're too strong not to be."It's slightly strange for Broly to be philosophical like this.>A. Ask Broly why she thinks you'll rule one day>B. Focus on Raditz>C. Watch the video>D. Write in
>>40166378>>D. Write in"That thing you do with your thumb is adorable."
>>40166378>Aand>Bwe can watch and talk at the same time, right? It's not too much for our little saiyan brain is it?
>>40166378>B.Seriously stop pushing the video eail.
>>40166378>A. Ask Broly why she thinks you'll rule one day>B. Focus on Raditz
>>40166378>>A. Ask Broly why she thinks you'll rule one day. I really don't have that ambition. Seems like way too much work Brolbrol.
>>40166378>D. Write inNo, no, haha, nooo. Nope! That is not what we want!... is it?
>>40166378>"You're pretty strong yourself, Broly. We might have to contest it."Along with a grin.
>>40166378Oh we'll get to the video I promise you Eail we just want a full audience!>>40166465Wrong point in the timeline but still hilarious shit.
>>40166432>Seriously stop pushing the video eail.Hey, fuck you man, I want to see it!I just can't ditch lil bro.
>>40166378A, then C.
>>40166485Agreed. Raditz may have seen it live, but we want him there when we watch it ourselves.
>>40166485You already saw it happen last thread. There's no need for a repeat.
>>40166464I never said who The Emperor actually was, did I?Or perhaps I'm lying againWho knows?
>>40166378"Uhhh you alright there Broly?"
>>40166512Eail confirmed there are things we couldn't see from our PoV.I want to see what.
>>40166422This plan works for me.
>>40166513... Eeeaaaiiill! Don't do that to us!
>>40166378>C. Watch the videoEail wants us to see it for PLOT reasons.Just lets look at it already.
>>40166513Ehhh separate timelines pls
>>40166513NOOO I DON'T WANNA KILL ARCTUS!
>>40166513YOU, YOU FUCKING GUY YOU!GOD DAMN IT!
>>40166562Never, your salty tears are worth keeping it the same
Annnnnnnnd Eail has gotten his mindrape in for the session. Give him a moment to clean up his happy mess and I think we can move on.Also you are such a dick if Bruce is the fucking emperor. Wait that'd also mean we'd have to get past broly if this timeline matches up enough...
>>40166562Be careful, you hide it well, but your PL is as salty as Vegeta's. I can taste it from here.
>>40166513targeted anon hereOh. Oho! Ohohoho!
>>40166611>implying we wouldn't sign up for that empire right then and there.>fucking with 2 super saiyans when we don't even have one.
>>40166513Nah, That'd just be a dick move mate
>>40166378>>A. Ask Broly why she thinks you'll rule one day
>>40166643>tfw Vegeta refuses. And throws the biggest of fits. And Bruce just chuckles and says she hasn't changed a bit
>>40166668Calls her younger sister too.
>>40166643Seriously. Look, people, why in hell's name WOULDN'T Arctus immediately ally himself with Bruce+Broly? they're both us anyway
>>40166695For the sake of secrecy. He might ally in secret, but definitely not openly.
>>40166668>>40166691git dunked geets
>>40166513Oh Eail all this controversy really can be fun.Here, i think you deserve better than just a laugh pic.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwwzVo5Tng
>>40166561I agree, let's watch the video.>>40166378>C.
>>40166695Well, realistically, Broly and Bruce will be off in BumFuckiSpaceThe Emperor and Pilgrim aren't them.Is a joke, see?But damn if people aren't freaking out.
>>40166378>No one noticed the pet name Broly has for you>LAUGHINGVEGETA.gifYou glance at Broly for a few seconds, wondering what exactly she's thinking about.Keeping your eyes on Raditz, you end up asking her "Why do you say that Broly? I'm still probably weaker than Bardock and King Vegeta."Broly doesn't talk much, but when she does, it's generally a good idea for you to listen to what she says"People think you're the Super Saiyan, after what you did to Hanasia. They thought it was you or me for a long time..." Glancing down at you, Broly is still chewing on her thumb, but it doesn't really impare her speaking."It's you, Brubru... you're the Super Saiyan."Raditz has finished off one of the saibamn by now, and is going in for another kill with the other, your friend is going to manage to eek out a victory here.But what Broly says...You're not sure how much stock you put into it.Just because you're strong and beat Hanasia doesn't mean you're the Super Saiyan.He's supposed to be the strongest in the Universe, right?When Raditz finishes off the other Saibaman with a wave of energy, you're left in your thouhts for a few moments, until the boy arrives at your location.>A. She might be right>B. You aren't the Super Saiyan>C. Silence>D. Write in
>>40166585>>40166618I'm sorry what?
>>40166713okay yeah it is certainly plausible that he would keep up an appearance of antagonism for the purpose of subterfuge against the PTO
>>40166735Why are you calling me Brubru Brolbrol?
>>40166735I saw Brubru, I thought it was cute, but her thumbbiting was cuter.
>>40166735Nah i did, Just didn't decide to point it out>You might be right, Doesn't mean i want to rule anything though
>>40166735>B. You aren't the Super Saiyan>You never even kissed a girl!
>>40166735>B. You aren't the Super SaiyanBeing strong does not make me legendary, just strong. I may be one day, but not today. You have the same shot I do Brilbril.
>>40166735Oh we noticed the BruBru, just didn't say anything.>D "When Raditz is done we need to go and watch the video."
>>40166735>A. She might be right"But wouldn't i know if i were the super saiyan, i don't seem too different than everyone else, just stronger."
>>40166780Seconding. BruBru and BrilBril have adventures in space. Together they solve cri- *ahem* commit genocide on the orders of the PTO.
>>40166735>C. Silenceit's been said before, but...this is some heavy shit for an 11 year old
>>40166735>>B. You aren't the Super SaiyanI am not sure what that really means anymore.
>>40166826You aren't going to be 11 for very long
>>40166856There he goes again with the foreshadowing revving up brains in circles for his amusement and ideas.
>>40166856Nice, Timeskip soon?
>>40166856Our birthday is tomorrow?!
>>40166874>>40166890It takes time to get places in space.Hypersleep and such, you're only a few weeks out from turning 12 anyways.
>>40166856oh boy! I wonder what kind of presents good Saiyan boys get for space birthdaysis it an honorable death in battlewith a perturbed king
>>40166856>>40166890Yeah timeskip to THE DEATH OF BRUCE AND PLANET VEGETA!HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>40166856HANASIA N->>40166903Oh. OK.
>>40166918That would of worked better if you were faster and copypasta'd Eails name and tripcode buddy. Nice try tho!
>>40166903Awww.Was hoping for a timeskip to Vegeta planet death
>>40166903Timeskip to destruction and SPACE ADVENTURES?I can dig it.(Unless its not that it at all, what are you up to Eail?)
>>40166950But I was just shadowrunning, I'm not some piece of shit assfaggot who pretends to be based QMs as a joke.
>>40166856Hanasia murder/rape attempt when?
>>40166903Won't hypersleep stunt our growth to where we'll still be 11/12?
>>40166735>No one noticed the pet name Broly has for youI tried to comment on it, but my comp told me to go fuck myself. Only just got my internet working again
>>40166987Soon.Or tonight. Zenkai is one hell of a drug.
>>40166988Saiyans in general age slower than humansDon't expect Height GAINS until you're 15 or so.
>>40166903Attack balls are bull shit. Do you still age in them or is it full suspended animation?
>>40166987As soon as she catches us with our pants down anon.So to speak.
>>40166735>>B. You aren't the Super Saiyan>>D. Write inI think you're the Super Saiyan BroBro. You've always been stronger then me, you just don't show off as much.
>>40167014Or until you're Broly.Fucking dammit Broly, stop being so tall!
>>40166735The idea that you might be the Super Saiyan is a rather interesting one.Honestly, it might have some merit to it, you've never heard of any ther saiyan being this strong... however strong you are right now anyways, at your age.In the end, you merely shrug, you're not entirely sure either way, and in the end, it's not like it really matters.Bardock and King Vegeta are still stronger than you, you're likely going to be stuck in just a top five spot for a while."Hey, maybe you're the Super Saiyan after all Brobro. You were always stronger than me, you just didn't show off very much." You grin up to Broly, who has a blush on her face, and shakes her head.Ah it's nice to get under her skin for once with a bit of teasing.Speaking of things that experience pain, Raditz is approaching you.>A. Congratulate him>B. Nod, MANLY>C. Fist bump my dude>D. Watch the video>E. write in
>>40167039Huh. I wonder if this canons broly ends up just as tall as the other one.The bear hugs will be epic if so.
>>40167107>C. Fist bump my dude>D. Watch the video
>>40167107>B. Nod, MANLY>C. Fist bump my dude>D. Watch the video
>>40167107>>C. Fist bump my dude>>D. Watch the video
>>40167108He'll end up all muscle-y and her tits get bigger with each stage of LSSJ.
>>40167108plot twist, broly in canon is female. She's just so ripped that the tiddies are nonexistent.
>>40167107>Cthen>DLets see what's got people so sure we're the super saiyan... other than an 11 year old beating the third strongest, maybe we got a very brief dye job?
>>40167107>>C. Fist bump my dude>"You did great little brother!">>D. Watch the video
>>40167107>A. Congratulate him>C. Fist bump my dude
>>40167107>B. Manly nod.>E. Fuck it BEAR HUG GOOD JOB RADISHTOP!Seriously dudes not gonna be a fuckup in this timeline if he keeps it up.
>>40167107>>B. Nod, MANLY>>C. Fist bump my dude>>D. Watch the videoDude, Raditz. If you keep progressing like that, I wouldn't be surprised if you turned out to be the legendary Super Saiyan. Nice fucking work, mate.
>>40167107>C. Fist bump my dudeComment on Raditz's excellent form. He is very quick on the uptake.
>>40167107>>A. Congratulate him>>B. Nod, MANLY>>C. Fist bump my dude>>D. Watch the videoJust do everything and watch dat video that keeps trying to get our attention.
>>40167211He keeps putting it up because he's got some great in mind.We keep fucking with him because we want the entire squad as an audience to see this. Which may or may not be a good thing.Don't worry Eail all we got now is to get the Vegimite and we can finally unleash your hidden weapon okay?
I'm just surprised he hasn't put in a>WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEOOption.
>>40167304>next vote>Watch Video>Watch Video>Watch the Video twice>Watch Video>Write-in (to describe how you watch the video)
>>40167304>Two rounds later of not picking the video.>A: WATCH THAT FUCKING VIDEO>B: GET YOUR FRIENDS TO WATCH THE VIDEO>C: GET A SODA AND WATCH THE VIDEO>D: WRITE IN ABOUT OTHER WAYS YOU WANNA WATCH THAT VIDEO>E:Something else
>>40167376>>E:Something else>"Lets go talk to Bardock."FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>>40167396Bardock is watching the video, "Hey, come watch this video."
>>40167107Men need no words to express their respect for one another.Shut up it doesn't matter that you're 11 and he's 8 its the fact that you're both warriors kai damn it.Giving Raditz a brief nod, you extend your fist out to the younger saiyan, who proceeds to bump it with his own.You're fairly certain there are explosions and screaming eagles and naked girls on dinosaurs that are playing guitar somewhere in the background with how manly this is."You did good." You end up telling him.Even if Raditz looks like hell, he still managed to win against two Saibamen, and that's a damn fine accomplishment for him to achieve."Thanks... I just remembered what you taught me and those punks didn't stand a chance!" Raditz says with a smile showing that the inside of his mouth was bleeding at some point, with the way his teeth are pink.He must have been doing this for quite a while to be this hurt, possibly hours.Good job Raditz"Since I haven't gotten to see it myself, you guys feel like watching the video of me fighting Hanasia? Maybe I can see something interesting from an outside view."You get an affirmative from both of your comrades.Finding a nearby bench, you pluck off your scouter, having it produce a small television like screen a small ways away that you can all watch.It starts off with you staring down at Hanasia from up above on the ring, before you get your jumping start and fire energy blasts at her.Everything seems to be relatively... normal through the entire thing, up until you get to the beam struggle with Hanasia....Why are there sparks of lightning shooting out from around you?Through the rest of the video, until the end of your struggle against Hanasia, something seems... different.>A. Rewind, watch that again>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it>C. Ignore it>D. PONDER THE FUCK OUT OF IT>E. Write in
>>40167424>Roll to watch video>nat 1>Get distracted staring at Bardocks bandana>"I want one.."
>>40167438>>A. Rewind, watch that again>>B. Ask your friends if they noticed itIs it just me, or did I switch places with Broly there?
>>40167438>>A. Rewind, watch that again>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it
>>40167438>D. PONDER THE FUCK OUT OF IT
>>40167438>A. Rewind, watch that again>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it>D. PONDER THE FUCK OUT OF ITINB4 >C>C>C>C>C
>>40167438>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it. You guys saw the Sparks right?
>>40167438>A. Rewind, watch that again>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it
>>40167438>B. Ask your friends if they noticed itis this some part of Saiyan puberty that nobody ever told you about?
>>40167438>>E. Write in"So this is what it would look like is Thor had sex with a monkey... who's Thor?">Raditz: "Sounds like Zeus, actually... who's Zeus?"Is a joke, see.
Hanasia should be easy to subdue if she comes for Bruce.Her fetish is kissing and holding hands.
>>40167438>Athen>BDid you see that? No, here, lemme go back and.. THERE!dash'scrazyteacher.gif
>>40167525>Her fetish isThat is absolutely disgusting.
>>40167438>>A. Rewind, watch that again>>B. Ask your friends if they noticed it
>>40167438"Did you guys see that?" You question Raditz and Broly, looking from one to the other from their spots on eithr side of you."See what?" Raditz asks, and Broly merely shakes her head."The electricity that seemd to be coming off me... hang on, lemme rewind and show it again."Rewinding back to the part where you were in the beam struggle with Hanasia, you manage to point it out to both of them this time."Woah... I've never seen anything like that before. Was that a part of your attack?" Raditz questionsConsidering that attack was something you made up on the fly, maybe?But you're not really certain.Your hair seemed to be trying to stand up during the fight as well, and not just from the force coming off the attacks.Really weird.>WRITE IN
>>40167619>tfw you have SSJ2 qualities and you haven't even broken SSJ yetShit nigga.
>>40167619Maybe we should have paid attention in space physics class. That electricity must have something to do with our ridiculous performance. Oh well.
>>40167619>Ah fuck i'm the super saiyan aren't i....
>>40167548Wait... That's jack black.For a second I was wondering why you had a gif of a friend of mine.Because, holy shit the resemblance is uncanny.
>>40167619Watch it again!Nah, seriously we need to go see Nappa and get a mission offworld ASAP, before someone else with keen eyes shows King Vegeta the video
>>40167619So yeah. Wanna go on a mission now?
>>40167619Well fuck, things just got a shitload more complicated in the palace.anyone have active scouter readings from that?
>>40167619Yes. I approve of this very hard.>Write in: Break the fourth wall for a few seconds and go full meta.
>>40167619>>40167666Second, THE DEVIL COMMANDS IT!
>>40167683I'm pretty sure King Vegeta already saw it and rewatched it several times, not noticing that the sheer force of his butt clenching destroyed his throne.
>>40167619Ooooh. I get it.Clearly it's because the floors of the training area are carpeted, and we were wearing wool socks. False alarm.
>>40167669My friend looked exactly like the kid that played young JB in the pick of destiny when we where younger I couldn't stop laughing
>>40167666Space devil commands it.
>>40167705Yeah, I meant a keen eyed person points out what you noticed, considering your friends didn't notice there or when rewatching it it must be subtle, but noticable... someones giong to point it out to him if he doesn't see it himself.
>>40167666Damn satan trips.Welp i guess thats what we say.
>>40167619I'm curious as to where that electricity came from. Maybe later we should try and see if I can recreate it. But for now let's head back. Nappa will be waiting... And uh raditz? Sorry bout beating up your mom man
>>40167619>Whatever, I think General Nappa has a mission for us.
So, someone scouters Bruce when?
>>40167619well. we are thor odinson the saiyan of course we're electrical.
Well, i did something. I'm not proud of it, but I did ithttp://pastebin.com/HCV9avQf
>>40167843what a title
>>40167843You beautiful bastard.I shall bear your children, should you so desire.
>>40167843That title>>40167619"...Shit I'm the Super Saiyan aren't I..." You mutter under your breath.Broly merely nods and cuddles up to you more.Raditz on the other hand looks at you with amazement, the idea that you might actually be THE Super Saiyan is a bit much for him to handle."So, let's not talk about this for a while, yes? Yes."Nodding your head towards the door, you start to get up, bringing Broly along with you."Nappa has a mission for us, let's go see what we've got, we'll need to pick up Vegeta too."You might be the Super Saiyan and that's going to paint a very big target on your back if it turns out to be true, and you really, really hope that it isn't.Dude you're eleven years old why are you even having to deal with this crap.When you and your friends are outside, the sky of Planet Vegeta shows that not much time has passed yet, it's still afternoon, not yet evening.>A. Go to the command center>B. Go get Vegeta>C. Contact Vegeta and tell her to meet you at the command center>D. Write in
>>40167898>>B. Go get Vegetathen>>A. Go to the command center
>>40167898>B. Go get Vegeta
>>40167898>C. Contact Vegeta and tell her to meet you at the command center. I don't think going to his lordship's house is a good idea right now.
>>40167898>>B. Go get Vegeta
>>40167898>B. Go get VegetaKing Vegeta! Can Vegeta come out and play with us?
>>40167843HA.This pastebin i swear.Thanks chuckles.Keep fighting the smutty fight i suppose.
>>40167843>>40167898How is it that an 11 year old has this sex drive? Or abstract 3deep7u thoughts?You know for my sanity I'm just going to head canon Bruce as a teenager
>You're actually going to go get Vegeta>From the Palace>Where King Vegeta is
>>40167898>C. Contact Vegeta and tell her to meet you at the command center
>>40167898>B. Go get Vegeta>A. Go to the command center
>>40167898>C stay away from the Kingand>A mission time!
>>40167967>http://pastebin.com/HCV9avQfChuckles did that purely out of spite and hate.And people nagging him to do something. This way he can smut it up how he wants to for a bit.
>>40167843*sigh**pres to fap*Damn it Chuckles.
>>40167968Know where you stand.
>>40167938>B. Go get Vegeta>>40167968Here's hoping that King Vegeta opens the door to his own house.
>>40167898>C. Contact Vegeta and tell her to meet you at the command centerLet's not get too ballsy guys. That's the angry king who killed our parents and adopted us to be his daughter's punching bag we didn't turn out the way he wanted us too and man daddy vegimite is gonna be disappointed in us.
>>40167843>Three beds over, the five year old Princess Vegeta stares up at her ceiling with hollow eyes. She'd been awake the whole time, only wishing they hadn't given her a stomach pump, so that she had something to vomit up.My fucking sides.They.. they are with Frieza, now.This has to be canon.Vegeta has to bring this up some time in the future.Dear fucking god.
>>40167898>C. Contact Vegeta and tell her to meet you at the command centerRoyal budness is going on let's stay out of it
>>40167843Vagina being awake just makes it all the sweeter.
>>40168022Smut pastebin's are never canon
>>40168011And to him I give the space monkey pride FUCK YOU BITCH!But seriously after this much hype factor I don't think he'd kill us. It'd make him look weak if he killed/tries to kill the one who might fulfill a legend out of fear of his position as king.Though Kais know he is gonna be one pissy primadonna about this.
>>40167968We must have some serious balls for an 11 year old. I think its the idea of we don't really fucking care about king bitch boy and his whiny dreams of grandeur because we are the maximum incarnate.
>>40167967Me tooStrangely in a setting where planets get arbitrarily blown the fuck up That little tidbit fucks with me the most
This is moving too fast.
>>40168077WELCOME TO FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z!
>>40168077Merely because te dice decreed it.
>>40167967Well he is a child soldier, raised in a warrior society. It makes more sense when you keep shit like that in mind IMO
>>40168092DBZ is known for being slow as shit, dude.
>>40168067>because we are the maximum incarnate.I still want Broly to turn out to be stronger then us and the true MAXIMUM.
>>40167843>chuckles smutholy shit my sides.
>>40168067Bruce, going with Broly to get his team mate Vegeta, to see about the mission.Yeah King Vegeta please try and go ahead and do something stupid to Brubru, cause Broly to go maximum.
>>40168092No if this was DBZ we'd be waiting 10 threads to finish powering up while everyone makes commentary on the sheer power as the landscape is levitated by us.
>>40168077>It is never not time to fast.jpg
>>40168106Only the original anime. The manga moved pretty damn quick.
>>40168077I'm wishing we would have gotten our shit kicked in. Regardless of alright/good rolls, we're only a kid, going up agsints an extremely powerful warrior.
>>40168119>king vegeta injures bruce>broly goes full LSSJ and proceeds to literally rip him in half.
>>40168119This is how I imagine Bruce walking on up by King Vegetahttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgjqrm343O8
>>40168145Go fuck yourself
>>40168145Dragonball Z runs on guts, bull shit power level skipping and loud screaming.It fits the setting.Dragonball had much more normalized gains.
>>40168154Wtf is this and why is it funny.
>>40168051>tfw yes, yes they are.>when chuckles writes them
You might as well go grab Vegeta personally.There's a small voice in the back of your mind screaming at you to not be stupid but you squash that down, it was getting pretty annoying really.Informing your friends that you'll swing by the palace and pick up the Princess, they seem to be fine with it it.Of course they are, there's no risk that King Vegeta is just going to kill you because you're really strong, that's a silly idea.Arriving at the Palace, you inform the guards why you're there, and they allow you and the rest of your squad through so that you can collect the Princess.Evidently she's just finishing up dinner with the King and Queen right now, so it might be a few minutes before she's ready.>A. Wait>B. Go get Vegeta from dinner>C. Leave and Com her>D. Barge in like a big dick motherfucking super saiyan>E. Write in
>>40168145>we're only a kidLike it matters in dbz?https://youtu.be/4tjzz5cjdew?t=32s
>>40168190>C. Leave and Com her
>>40168190>A. Waitlets at least be polite, we are a prince after all.
>>40168190>D. Barge in like a big dick motherfucking super saiyan
>>40168190>E. Leave and Chill with BrolyBruce of all people should know that father time is important time
>>40168190>A. WaitPossible Legend or not the King would likely slap our face off if we go far as the d option.He'd also snap our dick off if we tried to D option his little girl I wager.
>>40168190>B. Go get Vegeta from dinnerORI DONT KNOW ANONS.SHOULD WE BE MAX SWAG RIGHT NOW?SHOULD WE GIVE KING VEGETA THE >D?
>>40168190>C. Leave and Com hergotta go fast
>>40168187Based Assad, ala Savior of Syria, calling Obongo's bluff!
>>40168190>CPlease, guys. Come on, don't push this.
>>40168190Wait. In the meantime, we can ask broly if she's hiding anything from us, to mess with her. Maybe she is, maybe she isn't.
>>40168190>A. WaitMaybe tell a guard to inform Vegeta we'll be waiting for him in the lobby or something?
>>40168270>we'll be waiting for him>waiting for him>himWhere the fuck do you think you are nigger?
>>40168190fuck it lets GTFO while we can here:>C. Leave and Com her
I think we should make it so we never EVER meet King Vageta in person.Who knows what kind of bullshit might happen?>Vegeta challenges us to a fight to show his dominance>we roll good again>Eail has a heart attackalso>All this smutmuh dik
>>40168220Changing mine to C. because we sadly aren't all completely insane.
>>40168190>>C. Leave and Com hershe can meet up, lets not keep nappa waiting
>>40168270>HIMDid you just get here?This shit is so far from cannon the word doesn't exist. Vegeta is a pretty pretty princess.
>>40168285I think anon meant that we are calling out poppa geets. HOWZIT GOIN' OLD MAN
>>40168235Now is not the time for dickingWe showed mad swag just by coming here, we don't need to push it too hard
>>40168154I love wishmaster. However. Van Canto did it better.
>>40168313>cannon the word doesn't existCannon does exist, in our first signature move, the Kilowatt Cannon.Which evolves into the Megawatt Cannon.And then the Gigawatt Cannon.The word you want is canon.
>>40168285>>40168313fug I forgot she had a Virginia>>40168317Sure lets go with that
>>40168321Yeah. Also ironically King Vegeta killing Bruce right now would be a serious moment of weakness.You scared of an 11 year old kid, who everyone says is actually a nice guy and was the son of a War Hero?Well fuck, but that way Bruce may want to fake his death.
>>40168328Yeah Wishmaster's pretty sweet. I got a thing for Magica too but I honestly haven't listened to Van Canto much
>There's a tieGOD DAMN ITFIRST ONE TO VOTE GETS IT I GUESS
>>40168351Which is why he won't do it even if we antagonize him a bit.Though its best to not do that. He could arrange for an "unfortunate accident" with a spaceship or something like that. He's the damn king after all.
>>40168392>fap in the halls
>>40168392I vote again for A?
>>40168392>C. Leave and Com her
>>40168392>CRUN FOR THE HILLS FOOLS
>>40168392Sitting here I realize, had I not hesitated, I could have determined Bruce's fate.Fuck! I lurk hard to get these moments then I forget what I am doing!
>>40168394Navigation error, Bruce and Broly are routed to the Arcosian Homeworld post genocide.Arctus finds them and their kids after they have been training in secret for years.
>>40168400this is it this is how we dieit was a good run guys
>>40168426STANDING HEREI REALIZE
>>40168400PPPFFFFFTTTTTCHUCKLES PLZ. Eail can't do it alone.I need new sides please, anyone a donor?
>>40168449Pffft pussy, Also read fucking>>40168351And>>40168394
>>40168392I vote A!
>>40168467>if Bruce dropped his pants, Broly wouldn't be able to contain herself.>they would try to break them up and seperate them but Bruce would HYPE and ascend and Broly would go MAXIMUM>this would cause epic devastation to the planetHope you're happy.
>>40168484I dunno m8. I voted to wait too, but if I was King Vegeta and I found some dude jizzing all over my palace I'd probably kill the fucker right then and there
>>40168484>joking response to joking vote
>>40168392Deciding that since you're here, you might as well wait it out to see if Vegeta will come along, you, Broly, and Raditz are left in the Waiting Hall.This is boringReally boring.You end up playing Rock Paper Scissors with Raditz for a bit, but other than that, there's not much else you can really do sadly.Deciding you might as well try to at least warm up a bit, just in case your mission is close by, you start throwing punches and kicks against an invsible foe.Broly seems to like watching you do this, and Raditz is trying to observe your technique, to see if there's anything he can manage to pick up from it.You've spent at least ten minutes fighting against an enemy that isn't actually there, when you see that Vegeta and... Vegeta are now standing in the hallway.Staring at you.Crapbaskets.>A. Hi Vegeta>B. Bye Vegeta>C. Nappa has a mission for us>D.Call King Vegeta a punk bitch
>>40168528>A. Hi Vegeta>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168440Thats actually quite possible>Planet Virginia blows the fuck up while were gone>Locate the Arcosian homeworld to get revenge>arrive to find everything dead>The only remaining Arcosians are in the Cold family and Fuck off powerful>stay on homeworld training unti powerful enoughIts either this, Bruce becoming the big E, or we die.
>>40168528>A. Hi Vegeta>A. Hi Vegeta(twice)>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>Bow to the punk bitch>>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>D.Call King Vegeta a punk bitch>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>Bow to King Vegeta because FUCK>A. Hi Vegeta>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168528>A. Hi Vegeta>A. Hi Vegeta>C. Nappa has a mission for us
>>40168539>all these people implying Broly and Bruce aren't just out in the Space Sticks enjoying life together, protecting the planet from pirates and raiders just for giggles.
>>40168550Backing. Too god damn funny.
>>40168528>Bow,>Your majesty, Princess, General Nappa has a mission for our squad. We are to head to the Command Center immediately.
>>40168550Alright sure lets do this.
>>40168577You and I both know Frieza wouldnt leave us alone.also>implying Broly wouldnt go MAXIMUM when it happens
>>40168528I call bull, a planet wouldn't fit in the hallway unless the King was rich.
>>40168628>implying Frieza can find them, or is interested in finding a couple of filthy monkeys in the middle of worthless space instead of getting PROFIT from other planetsBroly managed to not get hounded by Frieza in canon.What makes you think the same can't happen in this canon?They called Broly the LSSJ in actual canon, too.
Do y'all think we could become the Super Saiyan 4?
>>40168550Back this.Just call them King Vegetta and Princess Vegetta.
>>40168668Nope, just HSSJ.
>>40168668SS4 is a piece of shit and non canon
>>40168668nah we'll go Hyper Saiyan. we're not your everyday LSSJ.
>>40168528>>A. Hi Vegeta>>C. Nappa has a mission for us>>B. Bye Vegeta
>>40168662I dunno, lolLets see how the quest pans out.All these fucking food captchas manso hungry
>>40168693>tfw GT is actually canon, and thus SSJ4Thanks, Xenoverse.
>>40168528"Hi Vegeta, Hi King Vegeta." You casually respond, coming down from your spot in the air where your fake battle had been taken.Giving a small bow to King Dick, you focus on the Princess instead."Nappa has a mission for us, I wanted to come get you so we could all hear the briefing together, rather than having to repeat it.""Very well, let us be on our way then." The Princess says, she seems to be quite ready to get this show on the road.The King on the other hand, merely scowls at you "I'll be eager to hear of your report when you return, boy, don't dissappoint me."With that he does that poofy wind shit with his cape and turns to leave.Dick.With Vegeta in tow, you and the squad make your way to the command center, being greeted by Nappa who brings you in to the Command Room proper."All right kid, we've got a few missions that you can take at the moment, really simple stuff, and something I'd normally only give to Bardock."The Genral grins a bit and clasps his hand on your shoulder."But I'm sure you can handle it yeah?">A. Easy starter mission>B. Average difficulty>C. Hard Mode>D. BRUCE MUST DIE MODE>E. Ask for a suggestion>F. Have Eail spoil things!
>>40168693Super Saiyan 4 is better than all this Ascended Super Saiyan, Ultra Super Saiyan, Advanced Super Saiyan, and Super Saiyan 3 bullshit. Super Saiyan 4 actually has shit to do with our saiyan tail and the Oozaru.
>>40168737>B. Average difficulty
>>40168737>D. BRUCE MUST DIE MODE>F. Have Eail spoil things!ALWAYS HIGHEST SETTING
>>40168737>C. Hard ModeNo Heaven and Hell mode?
>>40168737>F. Have Eail spoil things!A true leader makes informed decisions.
>>40168737>B. Average difficultyThis is a team mission, not a solo onegotta make sure Geta and Radical survives
>>40168737>>A. Easy starter missionEase the others in.Broly may be able to handle hard mode, but Raditz and Vegeta cant, and probably would get fucked up in average mode
>>40168737>B, average.We just realised we might be SSJ and want no part of that (yet).
>>40168737>>F. Have Eail spoil things!
>>40168737>>B. Average difficultyi dont want anyone getting hurt. nor do i want anything happening to raditz that might set him back in his growth...... i never thought i would ever show concern for raditz
>>40168737>>E. Ask for a suggestionWe need to be careful due to the variety of every ones power levels currently
>>40168737How about>F. Have Eail spoil things!And then we pick our mission huh guys?
>>40168737>B. Average difficultyProvided there aren't just four missions fitting these exact criteria, maybe go for B.5
>>40168737>E. Ask for a suggestionNappa knows best. We don't want to get too cheeky on our first mission.
>>40168788Something bad will happen Spoiler.
>>40168788>He tells us what the missions are>doesnt tell us what difficulty they were
>>40168737>>B. Average difficulty>>F. Have Eail spoil things!We have Raditz and Vegeta with us. Don't want too hard of a mission yet. Also, tell us if Broly is MAXIMUM you tease!
>>40168737>>E. Ask for a suggestionAlso >King Vegeta does poofy cape thingKing Vegeta confirmed for vampire
>>40168737>>B. Average difficulty
>>40168737>E. Ask for a suggestionwell this is our first time on a mission what would you suggest?
>>40168737>A. Easy starter mission
>>40168737Such colorful choices.>B. Average ModeMuch as I'd like to follow bardocks footsteps lets not commit suicide just yet right?
>>40167967I dunno, I was pretty 3deep7u when I was 8-12. I grew out of it though by the time I hit 15. And got surprised by some random 23 year old chick who was still 3deep7u. I was like "Aren't you too old to be 4deep8me?" but her response to that question was indeed 4deep8me and I didn't understand it.Soz blogpost
>>40168737>D. BRUCE MUST DIE MODE
>>40168780Raditz is a nice kid and a good friend. He evidently only becomes an ass when he gets old.
>>40168737>D. BRUCE MUST DIE MODE>F. Have Eail spoil things!I MUST KNOW.
>>40168824Maturity is mental not physical. Though it helps to have the not retarded brain of an adult at times.
>>40168839Bruce must die mode is where we fight Samus.
>>40168886I'm not sure we can handle galactic bounty hunters
HAVE ME SPOIL THINGS ABOUT MISSION DETAILSYES NO
>>40168886No, it's the mode with Xenomorphs with PL
>>40168908>YESAlso average won right?
>>40168886Nah, Bruce must Die mode is simply. "Okay kid, it's Frieza Day. What you need to do is take this bag of shit, put it on frieza's doorstep. Then light it on fire and ring the doorbell.Also, don't let anyone see you. If you fail in this mission, it could be disastrous.
>>40168908Only a little pls
>>40168908>NOI want to know if Broly is MAXIMUM!
>>40168737How about a bodyguard mission. The PTO has agreed to help out one side of a race losing a civil war so that they don't have to expend so much manpower and effort subjugating the species.Difficulty/strength of the race can vary depending on how difficult a challenge we took.
>>40168914What ki moves would a xeno morph even USE?
>>40168908No. Yes. Maybe, I don't know...Fine, yes but no more than a mission briefing. Nappa himself can say what we'd have to do for them.
>>40168908>NOnot worth it.have nappa give us a briefing on the one we picked but thats all
>>40168962Sounds fucking boring, No thanks
>>40168908Yes.I mean, it is a military operation, and briefings are standard.
>>40168962Sounds too much like an escort mission. My vidja experience screams no.
>>40168982prescience as to how things will actually unfold in the field is not a standard aspect of briefings
>>40168908DO IT FAGGOTYESAlso I'm voting for hard.Because "medium" means we clear it easy, "easy" means we waste a thread, and BRUCE MUST DIE means Raditz dies.
>>40168908Yes pretty please, i want DETAILS.
>>40169001However, they tend to have more to them than a difficulty slider.
>>40168908Yeah might as well right?
I'd say no but it sounds like everyone wants story time with DAMMIT NAPPA(TM)
>>40168908EASY MISSION- Purge with no big details, average power levl of 500 or soMEDIUM MISSION- Take out a rebel base that's somewhat far away, less targets, more powerful 1k PL or soHARD MISSION- Purge a planet with high tech, Frieza wants their scientists to be captured alive though, if possible BRUCE MUST DIE- You will tag along with Bardock
>>40168962>Not sending an elite to purge the entire speciesYou don't understand the PTO.
>>40169035Glad average won then
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIEBRUCE MUST DIE>BRUCE MUST DIEBRUCE MUST DIE>BRUCE MUST DIEBRUCE MUST DIE
>>40169035....bruce must die mode, please.
>>40169035> Bardock Fuck now i just don't know what to pick
>>40169035I CAN SEE THE FUTUREand the future says BRUCE MUST DIE
>>40169053>>40169055>>40169068>>40169071The vote was already cast dumbasses
>>40169053>>40169055reminder we want team gains
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIE- You will tag along with BardockThis sounds fun as hell, but damn if I'm still not worried it'll end up with Raditz killed.
>>40169021ah, I misinterpreted the degree to which Eail was "spoiling" the missions. I thought he was asking if he wanted to know the plot twists that were bound to happen. Phew.
>>40169088>implying Eail plans far enough to have plot twists
>>40169035>MediumFuck da rebels and shit.Seriously tagging along with bardock!? Fast way to die at this stage me thinks.
>>40169035Eail you're a monster for doing this to us, we also love you forever
>>40169035>MEDIUM MISSION- Take out a rebel base that's somewhat far away, less targets, more powerful 1k PL or soas much as i wanna bardock i dont wanna die
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIEjust think of the father-son bonding.>good for Raditz, because father-son time>good for us, because Bardock>Bardock
So anons either want to kill Bruce, or get him time-ported.Welp.
>>40169035>MEDIUM MISSION- Take out a rebel base that's somewhat far away, less targets, more powerful 1k PL or so
>>40169035I'm saying Medium.
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIE- You will tag along with BardockTHIS A HUNDRED TIMES THISI WANT TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH MUTHAFUCKING BARDOCK!
>>40169035If we're still voting, I'll sayMedium mission
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIE
it just occured to me... we could get into xenoverse shit if we hang around with bardock.
>>40169102>>40169105>>40169116>>40169121>>40169127Please quit being fucking retards, THE VOTE'S ALREADY OVER!
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIE- You will tag along with Bardock
>>40169100wow I forget sometimes how heavily this all relies on improv. I am quite impressed, Eail
>>40169035Medium, so we don't get shat on
>>40169133Nah4 more minutes
Dear fucking god you lot are more dense then fucking bleach questers......
>>40169133no it isn't. the eail hasn't posted the next post yet.
>>40169035MediumWe don't want our teammates to get ganked.
>>40169084>Raditz dies>Bardock and Beuce both go Super Saiyan>Bruce going super Saiyan makes Broly go super Saiyan>Vegeta's face when
>>40169035>MEDIUM MISSIONGood mission for Raditz to not get killed on.
>>40169133Aww but I like watching you froth at the mouth!Its almost as funny as the time SOMINUS unleashed Piccolo Sr.>>40169160Psssssst. refer >>40169156
>>40169156...Really? Why are you letting people samefag that fucking much?>>40169035>EASY MISSION
>>40169169>everyone being so much better than her makes her go running back to daddy to hide
There is no need to be upset
>>40169133Thank you for allowing me to use my pic.
>>40169174Cause it's my questAnd in my quest, hype reigns supreme
>>40169035>BRUCE MUST DIERaditz needs to bond with his dad.
>>40169209>Not "King Vegeta's summer home"
>>40169035> BRUCE MUST DIE
MEDIUM MISSION HAS WON OUTYOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH BARDOCK LATERDO NOT LOSE HOPE MY FRIENDS
>>40169201I'm not mad anymore, I'm honest to god just confused why he would allow the vote to go on for so long now, It's practically inviting samefagging
>>40169242>YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH BARDOCK LATERHell yeah!
>>40169212Once Freiza destroys planet Vegeta, Bruce and Broly escape and live peacefully on a planet, rename it Planet Hype
>>40169242HOPE WILL REMAIN ALIVE.
>>40169156Bruce must die mode.
>>40169242>Bardock laterStop i can only get so erect Eail
>>40169242Jeez Eail, were pretty damn strong but our squad still has some work to do. Can't just present the SHINY RED CANDY LIKE BUTTON and not expect us to slam our dicks on it.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>40169242Hard please. :)
>>40169242>YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH BARDOCK LATERHahah, Dangly Parts.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>40169298Wait nope changed my mind, Easy please! ):
>>40169319ok I laughed.
>>40169287Eail likes giving extremely dangerous options sometimes. He doesn't like letting the playerbase get complacent.Just be glad he's not SOMINUS tier.>>40169298>>40169319What the fuck dicegods.
>>40169035After a bit of thinking, you end up decidig on the Rebel erradication mission.According to what Nappa told you, it's a good enough start for your little jump into killing things for Frieza.Easy enough as to where it likely won't give you or Broly a bunch of trouble, but Raditz and Vegeta should still get a good work out from it.Overall a nice little jump in, though you have to admit, you were damn tempted to go with Bardock on his mission, just for a chance to watch the man in action."We'll take out the rebels. Nice start, though you'd better have something good for us when we get back, I don't want my team to be stuck on easy things forever, this is just a warm up." You shoot a grin at Nappa."You got it kid, I'll go ahead and register your team for the mission, remember, all eyes are on you, go out and make me proud." The older man says, before presenting you all with a crisp salute.Returning it to the man that trained you, you can't help but feel excited for the idea that you've finally got your first missionAccording to Nappa, it'll take around two months of travel to get to the Rebel base, and then two more months to get back.Standard affair for the REAL missions, space is large after all, you're just happy that hyper sleep is an option that's available.With four pods registered for Broosel Squad, you can leave when you're ready.>A. Get something to eat>B. Put it off till tomorrow>C. Leave now>D. Write in
>>40169364>A. Get something to eatThen>C. Leave now
>>40169364>C. Leave now
>>40169364>A. Get something to eat
>>40169364>A. Get something to eat>C. Leave now
>>40169364>D Write inStop at a bug planet to eat then continue on.
>>40169364>D. Hearty meal time with the gang and off to space we goooooooOn the off chance this is the last chance we have to talk with a squadmate alive if dicegods are fickle.
>>40169364Could we get an official ruling on aging while under hypersleep?
>>40169364>>A. Get something to eat
>>40169364>A. Get something to eat>F. Buy ourselves a cake so we can celebrate our space birthday in the ship.
>>40169418With the current models, you're gonna age slightly slower than normal, in addition to the Saiyan genes within you.Over the course of your mission, assuming all goes well, you're gonna age a total of two months, compared to 4
>>40169438Yeah pods suck. You go to sleep for 4 months, age 2 and do nothing, no gains or anything else.Obviously we need to hijack a ship and fly it back from the rebel base if we can
>>40169483>"Sooo Vegeta....You know how to fly right?"
>>40169483Oh god if that works Nappa will literally emit beams of pride from his bald head.
>>40169364D. Ask if there's anything we can do on the way. Like are there any other rebels, or old planets of ruins to investigate, or giant space monsters, or Juggalos, or evil nazi jewish space SCIENCE! lawyer-magicians on the way there, or anything?
>>40169483Good plan, let's do it.>inb4 return with all team ssj, Geets included somehow.
>>40169438w-we're gonna miss our birthday?
>>40169535Why do you think I said we have a great big meal now you fool? Early birthday because we're gonna have our real one in SPAAAAAAAACE!
>>40169438So how long is tonights quest gonna run, because like the last few, I have to be up in the morning but I just can't quit you.
>>40169364You're hungry enough as to where you don't want to immediately set off, but excited enough as to where you're really eager to get things started.Deciding on a compromise between the two, you stop at a street stall, and get a big hunk of meat for you, one for Broly, and another for Raditz.Since Vegeta just ate, she ends up declining your offer.Walking along with your squad, by the time you get to the launch pad, your full enough to last you until you get to the rebel base, they'll have food.If not, you can always eat them after you're done.The joys of being a space soldier.Chatting with the gang along the way, Broly reminds you that you'll end up missing your birthday because of this, and proposes to celebrate when you all get back from the mission.Sounds like a rather nice idea, and you tell her as much, Vegeta seems to not care, but Raditz seems excited about it as well.Birthday means more food.When you arrive at the launch pad that's been selected to be used by your team, you notice that instead of the four pods there's supposed to be, there's five.A sense of dread immediately overcomes you."Hey kid, about time you showed up." Hanasia grins from her position of leaning against one of the pods.Shit.>A. Hey Hanasia>B. Why are you here>C. SCREAM EXTERNALLY>D. Hide behind Broly>E. Throw Raditz at her>F. Write in
>>40169557>C. SCREAM EXTERNALLY>E. Throw Raditz at her>D. Hide behind Broly
>>40169557>A. Hey Hanasia>B. Why are you here>F. Write inTry to be as cool and as casual as an eleven-year old can be.
>>40169557>C. SCREAM EXTERNALLY>D. Hide behind Broly
>>40169557>A. Hey HanasiaH-hey Hanasia [Loud sweating]
>>40169557>B. Why are you here>E. Throw Raditz at her>D. Hide behind Broly
>>40169557>F. "Uh. Hi. Are you here to try and kill me? Can it wait I got space rebels to blow up for Nappa."
>>40169557>>A. Hey Hanasia>>B. Why are you here
>>40169557>D. Hide behind BrolyI-I already have a girlfriend...
>>40169557>>C. SCREAM EXTERNALLY>E. Throw Raditz at her>D. Hide behind Broly
>>40169557>F,Briskly walk past and get to where you need to be.
>>40169565supportingwe will become the smoothest 11 year old ever.
>>40169557>>A. Hey Hanasia>>B. Why are you here>SCREAM INTERNALLY
>>40169557>A. Hey Hanasia>B. Why are you here>F. SCREAM INTERNALLY
>>40169603>>40169604Well that hapened
>>40169557>F. Write in(Like a Big-dicked super saiyan):Tell her you're the Squad Leader, welcome her aboard, and say you'll be sure to give her some good training.
>>40169557>>A. Hey Hanasia
I know where this is going
>>40169557>D. Hide behind Broly>E. Throw Raditz at her
>>40169557>F scream internallyThen>B play it cool
>>40169557>D. Hide behind Broly>Apologize to Raditz>E. Throw Raditz at her
>>40169616If she'd caught Bruce alone yes.I'm more freaked out she's already out of the tank. Thought it took longer than this.
>>40169632Her love for you makes her stronger!Be afraidLove means pain
>>40169551>>40169605Please answer, I am horribly sleep deprived from your last few threads and need to calculate how much caffeine I need in the morning.
>>40169632It was like a day, had light burns and serious exhaustion.
>>40169651>Love means painI love you, Eail. <3
>>40169557>B. Why are you hereit is implied, of course, that you are screaming internally>>40169616>Broly will murder Hanasia
>>40169654Probably ending soon.You know I archive these right?
>>40169668Don't end the thread just because one guy has to leave.
>>40169668thank you for that, by the way (the archiving)
>>40169668It's not the same. I never read an archive, all the quests I like I either catch them or I don't. Your the best QM I've ever seen.I... I think I love you.
>>401696542 cups if human male, 1.5 cups if human female, change to 4 / 3 if nigger because you don't absorb caffiene as readily, and if jewish, 500 cups of extra strength coffee in one go.
>>40169668Nooooooo, Please continue til we can't post anymore!
>>40169672I think we're obviously coming to a stopping point he just wnats to fuck with our heads one last time.Besides its fucking 1am here. I am gonna suffer in work thanks to this. I don't even know how late it is for Eail but he's probably tired by now. 4 hours of dealing with our shit is gotta be taxing.
>>40169692Almost at that point anyway.
>>40169707>>40169654Please note we are not the same person, I'm just obviously not the only person who thinks Eails quests are more important then sleep/work.
>>40169557Thinking of your options, you have the distinct choice of being able to throw Raditz at her and trying to run away, or hide behind Broly, who would probably protect you.Instead, you decide to act like the cool suave super saiyan that everyone thinks you are, all the while screaming inside of your head as you approach the older saiyan"Hello Hanasia, why are you here? I know it's hard to get enough of me, but my team and I do have a mission to get started on." You say, trying to play things cool.Hanasia giggles and pinches your cheek "You're adorable kid."Why can you feel Broly breathing behind you, even though she's not there?"I'm here because I'm your advisor on this mission, a personal request to General Nappa." She says with a slightly evil grin on her face.Shit so that's why there's five pods here"I reaaaaaaally wanna see you fight some more, Prince, not many saiyans can beat me. It was a lot of... fun... fighting you."Is she coming onto you?>WRITE IN FOOLS
>>40169707How bout you stop being a bitch who complains about a quest going on late at night and actually be responsible, going to sleep at the right time for work and read the rest in the archives.I do not want to hear you bitch and moan ever late thread.
>>40169707>4 hours of dealing with our shit is gotta be taxing.>Only 4 hours.Kek.
>>40169740Did not mean to spoiler that one, weird.
>>40169744Actually I'm the one who bitches every thread, and yeah I don't care what you want. Responsibility is for the weak.
>>40169740>Scream internally. So what does that mean exactly? Do we have to follow your orders or do you have to follow mine?
>>40169364>>A. Get something to eat>C. Leave now
>>40169740"Advisor my ass. I'm team leader and you will follow my command. Welcome to the team, by the way."And shake her hand.
>>40169740>Blush, stammer, make our way to the pod while babbling and not actually saying anything, oops, our comm equipment got accidentally exploded intentionally for the purpose of not being hit on by powerful older women
>>40169707I think Eail feeds on our hype and has been burning it as fuel for his journey.
>>40169740then let's get to it. wouldn't want to waste your time. inb4 >9000 I need an adult posts
>>40169740>What? So you can take all the fun for yourself? Thanks, but no thanks.Jump in pods and fly away while screaming internally intensifies.
>>40169740>"I-I need an adult?"
>>40169740I need an adult.
>>40169740"So am I in charge of the group or are you?"if we are then order her to stay back unless we need her during the mission
>>40169740Suggest that she stays here. Away from us. Forever.
>>40169740"Riggght....okay, we are going to go get ready for travel now. Thanks. Bye."
>>40169783>>40169797>>40169802I AM AN ADULT
>>40169740>Sorry i'm taken.....
>>40169740>Throw Nappa and Broly and Vegimite into their pods, blast the pod she was gonna be taking. "Oops, that sucks, gotta run!" LIFTOFF!
>>40169740we need an adult, preferably not her
>>40169740>Kick in cooch>Inform the others to continue on to the pods>Tell her she has the time it takes you to walk and get into your pod before she's left behind.Make the kick hurt.
>>40169740>>40169773also seconding this
>>40169740"Are you coming onto me?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzdylh0vz-U
>>40169822Hanasia screws around with a remote, and the pod you are in flies back to the landing zone."tsk tsk tsk. Guess we'll have to share a pod, then."
>>40169826But she'll help us, by helping us pull something out of ourselves we never knew we had deep inside.
>>40169827>"I-if you wanted to make me sore...there are better ways~"
>>40169740Oh god this is going to turn into harem shit because you're having Hanasia be interested in us....
>>40169843Those are called testicles and they drop from deep inside on their own.
>>40169740>"I'm eleven, you pervert. Don't you watch Spaceline?"
>>40169851no, Eail's better than that
>>40169847Atleast fucking try and hide your samefagging asshole
>>40169740This is practically begging for pastepin smut at some point. Good lord she wants to violate Bruce in so many ways. Every one of them high impact sexual violence.>>40169851FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO BUDDYJesus christ nope nope nope nope. You do NOT piss off the Broly!
>>40169740I need an adult
>>40169838Only if we "WOOP WOOP WOOP" into our pod after.
>>4016986311 is fine too
>>40169707>not working overnight graveyard shifts while playing quests and shitposting on 4chanFeckin' Pleb
>>40169870Did not winAnd please don't turn this into a harem quest for fucks sake.....
>>40169882>not working overnight graveyard shifts while playing quests and shitposting on 4chanDifferent anon. How do you play daytime quests then?
>>40169882>>40169899>Not multiforming, doing graveyard shifts, doing morning shifts, doing regular shifts, and shitposting on 4chan 3 times at onceYall so Pleb you thought a live classical performance was a blowjob.
"Advisor? I'm still the team leader and you'll follow my orders. Welcome to the team by the way." You say, keeping your bravado up and extending your hand to her."Oh you are adorable." Hanasia laughs and hugs you for a moment."I need an adult...""I am an adult!~" Shit, she's beaten you there.When she lets you go, and brushes you off, she does extend her hand though, and you shake it."There's a lot of eyes on you kid, this mission is gonna be simple, but don't let that go to your head, something can always go wrong." She advises.Turns out she actually can be serious when push comes to shove."I'm gonna be there for you if something goes really bad, but since I'm not technically part of the team, you four are going to be the ones doing the heavy lifting, I'm just there to observe and advise."Even if you are stronger than Hanasia now, having her experience around is a large boon to your chances of success, she's got a very high success rate for her missions after all, and for a reason.>A. Time to leave>B. Do something last minute
>>40169937>>A. Time to leave
>>40169937>A. Time to leave
>>40169937>B. Do something last minuteturn around and look at Broly because boy oh boy was she breathing heavily down your neck a moment ago
>>40169937>A. Time to go to hypersleep, I've got rebels to kill in the morning.
>>40169937A and look back at the others with an expression that says "Help me" or mouth "Help me"
>>40169937>B. Do something last minute"I'll see you in a few months Broly."
>>40169937>B. Do something last minuteInspire the team with some sorta short inspirational team chant or something.
>>40169937>B. Do something last minutegive broly a wink
Starting to think Nappa is alot more clever than his bald head belies. He had to of known she'd do this stuff.>>40169960Also backing. because its too damn funny.
>>40169976this is probably what we should actually do
I'm imagining us mouthing "Help me" and Broly going full ghetto "Oh HELL NAW get you hands off of my man you ratchet skank!"
>>40169992Whats going to make it hilarious is everyone vigorously shakes their head no or tries to hold back laughter.
>>40169937>B. Do something last minuteCheck to see if Broly's jimmies have been rustled, and if so, whether she has become the legendary super jealous.
>>40169960Another vote for this, although say farewell to your squad as well.
>>40170010So that's why it's SSJ!
>>40169937With Hanasia having now inserted into your squad, and that little mess all worked out, there's not much else to do but finally get this thing going.Glancing back to your squad, you quietly mouth 'help me' before speaking up "All right, everyone load up into a pod, its time we set out."With everyone moving to select their pod for the mission, you stop Broly before she can get in, placing a hand on her shoulder. "See you in a few months."She merely looks at you with her normally sad looking eyes for a few moments before pressing her lips against yours in a deep kiss.It only lasts a few seconds, and when she pulls away, she's still incredibly close to you, staring into your eyes. "Lead us to victory." She simply says before hugging you tightly for the shortest time she's ever done, climbing into her pod afterwards.You and Raditz are left staring at what just happened, glancing between Broly's pod and each other.Eventually the younger saiyan high fives you."About freaking time..." He mutters before climbing into his own pod.You're now the last one left to board, and once you're inside, it seals shut.This is it... your first mission is about to start.Initiating the launch sequence for all pods in your squad, very soon you're being launched into the sky at extreme speeds.You'll have a few minutes before the hypersleep gas starts, enough time to talk to someone if you want.>A. Raditz>B. Broly>C. Vegeta>D. Hanasia>E. Keep to yourself
>>40170050A.. raditz. pump him up.
>>40170050>B. "God damnit why didn't we share a pod?"
>>40170050>C. VegetaSomething along the lines of "I'm counting on you to have my back, I know I can trust you"
>>40170050>C. VegetaI have no idea what to say but we haven't interacted much with the Saiyan Salar de Uyuni.
>>40170050>>D. HanasiaGot any advice for this mission?
>>40170050>B. Broly"Let's do that some more when we're back"
>>40170065Because Broly hibernates at 59 Coolers and you hibernate at 53 Coolers due to your difference in size. Were you in the same pod, either you'd suffer overheating and come out of the 2 month sleep with major burns, or Broly would suffer from overcooling and come out of the 2 month sleep with frostbite.
>>40170050>B. BrolyWeeeeell....That just happened!
>>40170050>B. Broly"Honey, I'll lead you wherever you want."
>YOU HAVE SELECTED BROLY>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUTA. What she just didB. The missionC. FlirtD. Write in>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?
>>40170119>>40170109>>40170065>Turns out Hanasia has already hijacked the comms to act as an adviser to them, and thinks we're talking to her
>>40170138A. What she just didB. The mission>Yes
>>40170050Hey Eail. If we go on a mission with Bardock, do we get to ride in his little tiny frieza ship?
>>40170138>A. What she just did>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?NO
>>40170138>A. What she just did>B. FlirtUp to you.
>>40170138>C. Flirtyeah we should definitely bump up ages. It will make quite a few things less weird.
>>40170138>A, C, BAnd no, it is perfectly normal for eleven year olds to form relationships, kiss, and even fug, ESPECIALLY in a warrior society where you start risking your life at that age.
>>40170138>Change agesFUCK NO>A
>>40170138>>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?Hell no. Why did you even fucking offer that Eail?
>>40170149She does that shit she's gonna lose a goddamn eye
>>40170138>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?Hell naw nigga you're on 4chan, I'm up for some /ss/ and Horrors of war and Child soldiers and Horrors of /ss/. Also, tell Broly that she'd better get stronger than Hanasia somehow or we might be in some shiiiiit down the line.
>>40170138Eh its the awkward pre-teen romance happening and you said theres a time skip coming along. I have guess on soonish after a planet gets some new craters.Besides its fucking adorable between the two.>>40170149Probably already has priority comms access as adviser. I'm starting to think she does it to fuck with Bruce honestly.
>>40170174>I'm up for some /ss/Fuck off we're dating Broly
Completely unrelated but I love how cheesy this new vegeta theme ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hzQGiKiEgIt's really good in a weird way I wasn't expecting
>>40170193You don't know what /ss/ stands for do you?
>>40170180>I'm starting to think she does it to fuck with Bruce honestly.No Shit Sherlock
>>40170193>Implying Hanasia will give us a choiceCalm down dude
>>40170138>A. What she just did>B. The mission>>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?No.
>>40170138>A. What she just did>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?Nah. What others say about the warrior society and all that jazz.Could also pull some more innocently cute stuff, you know? Not immediately canonising smut, just Broosel and Brolly sitting in a tree and kissing tier.
>>40170138>C.I'm fine with ages going up, but I'm also not that bothered by what's happening now. Remember that only a century or two ago people were getting married and popping out kids at only a little older than Bruce is now, back a bit further and eleven was not quite the norm but fine.
>>40170138C. FlirtChanging ages is fine.
>>40170201Heterosexual interactions with adolescent males.And by Heterosexual I mean "There are 2 people involved, 1 has a penis and the other 1 does not have a penis".
>>40170232Which means Bruse-Broly fits. They're both under-teen.
>>40170138>A. What she just did>C. FlirtBumping ages is cool. 14-16 sounds about right
>>40170244>implying bruce will fit with his Elephantine planet piercer
>>40170138>>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weird?Don't you dare. We had Nasu Harry Potter ruined because of that, don't need this ruined.
>>40170256Annnd we're the perfect fit for Broly!
>>40170256>Implying Brolys sweet spring isn't MAXIMUM!
>>40170264How'd it go south?
>>40170138Should say though that if you aren't comfortable writing this at their current ages, bump them up.
>>40170138Deciding you might as well spend at least some of the time that you have left talking with Broly, you ping her scouter, waiting for a respnse.When she picks up, you can tell she's waiting for you to speak."So... that kiss." You start"Early birthday present." She simply replies."You know, I wouldn't be opposed to doing more when we get back if you want... maybe going somewhere with just you and me?"Broly is silent for several seconds, you imagine that the normally stoic girl is blushing."I'd like that, very much..."You end up letting out a breath you didn't even know that you were holding in when she accepts, were you seriously worried that she wouldnt?You're eleven years old, the next time you'll wake up, you're gonna be twelve, and you just asked a girl out on a date."Let's do that again when we land, deal?""Deal."With that, you and Broly chat for a few more seconds before cutting the connection.You've got time for one more convo if you want it>A. Raditz>B. Vegeta>C. Hanasia>D. Wait for sleep
Guys, Bruce won't be the Emperor. Broly will be the Emperess.
>>40170290AWW YEAHRAISE THAT DEATH FLAG HIGHER
>>40170290>A. Raditz>>40170297Nah i'd rather neither be
>>40170298>Death Flag>BrolyYou wish
>>40170278Illya was run like she is in Fate and Prism Illya and was pretty damn lewd and flirty. She even had an OHOHOHO moment when we tried to kill the wetness in our clothes and accidentally stripped everyone naked.A couple of whiny faggots that forgot where they were showed up and demanded the OP either raise their ages or stop making Illya so lewd. So the OP changed it so Illya wasn't flirty and lewd anymore and it just wasn't as fun. The quest died a few sessions after.
>>40170286He's on 4chan. He's seen Botfly fetishes, Tile fetishes, Scat, Guro, Vore, Furry, Pedos, and that one guy who wants to make a 12-year-old girl immortal and unaging by replacing her with a new girl every year and treating the replacement as though she were the original.
>>40170290>D. Go to Hypersleep
>>40170290>A. Raditz"Rad, I'm going to hit that so hard."
>inb4 Broly becomes LSSJ not because Goku was a crybaby but because someone killed Broosel
>>40170290>Ask Hanasia if she's jealous.
>>40170290>>A. RaditzDon't bite off more then you can chew, I'm proud of how far you've come but if you need backup or are in over your head don't be afraid to fall back and ask us for support. It's why we're a crew. I know you'll make Bardock proud.
>>40170314>thinking i was referring to brolyman this quest is basically the tragedy of bruce odinson. it started with us expecting him to go out in a blaze of glory and it damn well better end that way. With a glorious death.
>>40170345>it started with us expecting him to go out in a blaze of gloryNope that was only you faggot
>>40170297>implying Bruce the Legendary Hyper Saiyan, Swag God Incarnate will get cucked
>>40170290>A. Raditzbro what do I do bro
>>40170312Then it will be Space Alucard, and we will keep getting Space Carrier Pigeons from him, with messages written in blood. He'll threaten to kill our family, and we'll become allies
>>40170317Oh, and that one guy who posted pictures of hot anime girls so he could masturbate.Not to the anime girls.But to the idea of all the other anons masturbating to the anime pics he was posting.And then someone else came in and did the same thing (posting anime girls to encourage other anons to jack off) and they described their jacking off to each-other while posting random anime girls.It was quite meta and circlejerky and collapsed into a big gay singularity. A big gay singularity with pics of hot anime girls.So be careful every time you feel attracted to women! You might be in a homosexual male's hypothetical situation, and your arousal at the women might fuel homosexual arousal.
RADITZ THE NOT SO WEAKLING WINSWHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO YOUR BOMBASTIC BRO ABOUT>A. The mission>B. What happened with Broly>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Tell him you've got his backI don't do death flags by the waySeriously I promise, that shit is weak
>>40170383>>40170383>>A. The mission>>B. What happened with Broly>>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>>D. Tell him you've got his backAll of the Above!
>>40170383>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Tell him you've got his back>B. What happened with Broly
>>40170383>B. What happened with Broly>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Tell him you've got his back
>>40170383>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Ask if he's got your back.
>>40170383>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Tell him you've got his back
>>40170383>B. What happened with Broly>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother
>>40170383>D tell him everyone has each other's backs, that's what being in a squad is about.
>>40170383>D. Tell him you've got his backAsk him if he has ours.
>>40170383i was mostly making a joke about how the date promise felt a little like a "three days from retirement, i'm gonna go buy that farm and have a nice happy family" moment.alsoC&D he's a bro and a best firend and we got his back.
>>40170383>A. The missionask him to think strategy. We want Raditz to realize his potential as a valuable thinker as well as a valuable fighter.
>>40170345Dammit dude stop trying so hard with the odinson shit, it's not really happening.
>>40170383>B. What happened with Broly>C. Tell Raditz he's your brother>D. Tell him you've got his back"bro, Broly, bro. Let's do this mission and get back quick. Counting on you"
>>40170383>D, but in a way that doesn't come across as patronising. Maybe point out he may not need help with how he's been improving.
>>40170419I'm planning to go Bull running, Dirt biking, Taunting niggers, and flirting with Feminists after my retirement, just to see what the universe decides to kill me with.Will probs be something ironic like I'm catching a train and I fall between the platforms or something, I dunno.
>>40170444I don't think this is a patronizing thing to say. I mean we know he'd do the same for us
>>40170462I just don't want it to come across as 'I'll look after you, because you need it', more 'I'll look after you brother'.
>>40170496IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!......__________________...../_==o;;;;;;;;______.....), ---.(_(__) /....// (..) ), ----"...//___//..//___//WE TRUE HOMIESWE RIDE TOGETHERWE DIE TOGETHERsend this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
>>40170507Why do you have this on hand.
>>40170383Pinging Raditz's scouter for some communication with your best friend before you drift of to sleep, you manage to get ahold of him"What's up Bruce?"You inform him of your planned date with Broly when you get back home, and he bursts out laughing, but you can tell it's not with malice"All right! Everyone knew it was just a matter of time, I had a bet that it wasn't going to be until you two were thirteen though."Was there seriously a bet about this sort of thing, space christ..."Hey so, listen, about this mission." You start, and Raditz calms down to listen to you."I've got your back, brother, I trust you to do the same to me, deal?" You ask of him.Compared to other cultures, calling someone by a sibling name isn't just a term of friendship in saiyan culture, it means you truly think of that person as your brother."Yes, brother. I'll be there with you every step of the way." Raditz says, though, you think you might hear him trying to choke back a little bit of crying."I believe in you brother. You've gotten stronger, and together, we'll both get to the top. All the way." You tell him, waiting for affirmation before cutting the signal.It wouldn't be right to listen to him get a bit emotional after all.As you feel the gas starting to make you drowzy, you can't help but smile as you start to fall asleep.You believe in your squad, and they believe in you.It's gonna be all right.>A. Continue to the target planet>B. End for the night.
>>40170525>A. Continue to the target planetNo sleep!
>>40170525>B. End for the night.
Because I'm in a good mood.>Raditz has just as much, if not more potential than Kakarot.>You are the only one that has ever believed in him, and it makes a big difference.
>>40170525>A. Continue to the target planetIt's barely midnight!
>>40170525>It's gonna be all right.>It's gonna be all right.>It's gonna be all right.PANIC!!!!
>>40170525>A. Continue to the target planet
>>40170525>B. End for the night.Good place to stop
>>40170545It's gonna happen!Get hype fuckers!
>>40170525>A. Continue to the target planetI personally want to continue but if you want to call it, fine.
>>40170545>>Raditz has just as much, if not more potential than Kakarot.How much hair will Raditz have when he hits SSJ3?Also, I read >>40170525 entirely in Hulk Hogan's voice.
>>40170525>>B. End for the night.
We should make Hanasia or Vegeta use our pod on the way back.
>>40170577He'll likely cut it before he gets to that level, if he does.It'd probably return to it's original length.If it influences any votes, I'm totally cool with continuing on, not tired at all
>>40170545Awyissss. Gotta get ALL STRONK.>SAQ canon Veggie has forgotten the lessons of friendship gained in SWQ>Arctus triggers flashbacks by being maxium bro tier>Remembering leads to GAINZOr SWQ is a splitoff timeline which means that while we get to see how SAQ-Veggie was in her childhood for some time, they'll diverge from each other eventually
>>40170577FINALLYA REASON TO POST THIS
>>40170138Don't change their ages without a timeskip, roll with it.
>>40170599You diverged when you beat Hanasia
>>40170525>>A. Continue to the target planetI'm good to go if you are Eail. If you want to sleep though, go ahead.
>>40170618>it is a splitawwww
>>40170525>AAll of the hype! Let's keep going.
>>40170618>You diverged when you beat HanasiaReally? Lame.
I can't wait to eat alien children!
>>40170618Awww... Fair enough...
>>40170637That doesn't mean things can't loop back around.I have SEVERAL ideas of how the quests are going to interact, and they likely will eventuallyBut don't focus on that, okay?>>40170645Have faith.
>>40170618Well yeah, but I figure we didn't affect Veggie's character that much (yet) so we're still valid for early childhood characterisation of SAQ-Vegeta, right?
>>40170138>Do you guys wanna like... bump ages up a bit for people so this is less weirda little yeah.