All right, after Memorial Day weekend, we are finally back on track!Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless+Sky+Ace+Combat+QuestOther Quests: http://pastebin.com/KWGJCSbTRULES AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/5q9fPFjz"So..." You wring your hands nervously as you sit in a private terminal at Rutherford Airport. Your father, who you have just found after being absent for practically your entire life was sitting right next to you, and you didn't even know what to say to him! However, judging from the troubled look on his face, he seemed to be having the same problem, as well.Meanwhile, the tarmac outside was a flurry of activity. True to her promise, Samantha arranging to have the recovered Trinity warheads properly disposed of."After sitting in that dusty barn for a couple decades, they're probably duds now anyways." She said to you nonchalantly when she arrived on the scene. However, you couldn't help but respect how she's gone out of her way to help you out on this. You can't imagine her bosses would be happy if they found out she let such powerful weapons slip through their fingers."So..." Dad says awkwardly. There's a moment of silence between you two as you both shuffle around nervously. Maybe you did have quite a lot in common with him."So, what are you going to do now?" You ask, looking at your father directly. "Are you going to go home?""Well, the farm's still intact, and with the warheads gone, I doubt those guys will be coming back.""That's not the home I meant, Dad." You sigh."Oh. OH.">I think you should really see Mom.>Forget it. I doubt Mom wants to see you again anyways.>Other
>>40268095>I think you should really see Mom.
>>40268095>>I think you should really see Mom.We told her we were piloting again, you get to tell her you're still alive.
>>40268095>Forget it. I doubt Mom wants to see you again anyways.GO FOR TROLL
>>40268095>>OtherCome work for Artemis.
>>40268095>>I think you should really see Mom.
>>40268095>>I think you should really see Mom.>>Other"She about to seeing other guy, if you still love her you must quick, broken bones be damned"
>>40268095>I think you should really see MomYou owe it to her, Dad. If not to get back together to at least part ways properly.
>>40268167RIP in peace Papa-Weiss' pelvisWe hardly knew ye
>>40268095>>I think you should really see Mom.If you don't, she'll find out you're still alive and hunt you down to the ends of the Strangereal.
>>40268095>I think you should really see Mom.Live, from /tg/IT'S FRIDAY NIGHTFamitsu has an article with the guys behind ACIIt's rather informative...http://www.famitsu.com/news/201505/28078398.html
>>40268198I am more concerned she'll put him on numerous wrestling lock and throw before finally smashing his pelvis.
A skill passed down from generation to generation, Karla demonstrates her inherited skill of the "BELKAN PAWNCH!"
>>40268241Das breddy gud10/10
>>40268241Goddamn, Chibs! That is going straight to the "Gold" Folder.
>>40268241Doubles as a mating call.
>>40268241FUCK YEAH CHIBS>>40268225Of course, they still go at it later
>>40268241YOU SIR! YOU GET A BRIAN BLESSED!
>>40268273If you look closely, Karla's fist actually broke the sound barrier upon contact with Papa Weiss's face.
>>40268295YepThose shock cones give it away
>>40268295Hey chibs, you should make another version with a speedometer or some stuff like that!
>>40268295Her fists are powered by her anger.
>>40268319TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY ADMM'S!!!
>>40268095BELKA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>40268167Papa Weiss's response
>>40268411I can't contradict this logic.
>>40268411PREPARE YOUR VITAL REGIONS
>>40268167This, appeal to his family-man side.
>>40268167Support Papa Weiss!
>>40268095"I think you should really see Mom." You say. "I mean, shit, she probably misses you more than i do.""I don't know." Dad frowns. "That just might make things worse.""She's also thinking about remarrying now, too." You point out. "Name and address." Dad says extremely quickly."No, Dad, if you're gonna do this, it's going to be the hard way." You roll your eyes in exasperation. "I figured you'd say that." Dad shakes his head."All right, we'll be taking those two warheads to be disposed of in a proper facility." Samantha says proudly as she walks in. "Wolf will make sure that they get there safely. I also went ahead to inform your mother of the good news!""You WHAT?!" You gasp."You WHAT?!" Dad gasps."Umm... was I not supposed to?" Samantha blinks."Did... did you tell her what I was doing?" You gulp."Well, of course!" Samantha nods, unaware of the gravity of her actions. "She sounded might surprised, though. You never told her?"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"Oh, it's nothing!" You chuckle nervously. "Well, she seemed VERY eager to come see you, so I've made travel arrangements!" Samantha continues cheerfully, blissfully unaware of what she has done. "You can have her meet her here or we can fly you two up to North Osea!">We'll meet her here.>We'll meet her at home.>BAIL OUT BAIL OUT>Other
>>40268624>>We'll meet her at home.
>>40268624>>We'll meet her at home.Face The Music
>>40268624>We'll meet her here."We might as well let her meet the squad while she's at it."
>>40268624>>We'll meet her at home.Dammit, Sam.
>>40268624>We'll meet her here.MAXIMUM. TROLL.
>>40268624Ohhhhhhhhh snap.>BAIL OUT, BAIL OUT
>>40268624>BAIL OUT BAIL OUTWait, didn't we tell her just before we distracted her with Jager?
>>40268624>>BAIL OUT BAIL OUTGODDAMMIT SAM
>>40268624>We'll meet her at home.
>>40268624>We'll meet her at home.ULTIMATE FORMFINAL SNOW
>>40268624>We'll meet her at home.>Bring Jager, our assets need protecting.
>>40268687>Ultimate Form~"Final Snow">Entire screen is filled with EML and Burst Missile danmaku
>>40268624>>We'll meet her at home.wow.Time to get that Juggernaut suit. We might able to live a bit longer.
>>40268624>We'll meet her at home.>Ask Jager to come with us.
>>40268624>We'll meet her at home.>"She sounded might surprised, though. You never told her?"But we did tell her. Then quickly changed the subject to boyfriends.>HamburgersCAPTCHA, those are fried chicken sandwiches.
>>40268241I feel she over twisted the waist but it's excellent.
>>40268841I feel it is a matter of perspective anon.
>>40268624>We'll meet her at homeWe have reached the point of no return.
So, I found out about this quest about 2 weeks ago and man was I surprised and excited to see Karla again! So glad you guys went with the Belkan choice.And now I've finally managed to catch a thread in time.>>40268241>A skill passed down from generation to generation, Karla demonstrates her inherited skill of the "BELKAN PAWNCH!"By any chance, would Karla's father happen to count as a Belkan Knight? No? Eh, close enough. Though "Pilot Puncher" doesn't have quite the same tone...>>40268624>"I also went ahead to inform your mother of the good news!"Is it still too late to nobly and self-sacrificially destroy the V3 missiles and go down with the ship? It is? Damn.>We'll meet her here.>We'll meet her at home.So... Do we want to go to our hometown, or...? I actually kinda don't, a little bit.>Other>Call Uncle first, while we're on the wayMerc, can we call our Uncle while we're on our way to meet mom? Talk to him while we're on the way, and before we have to face the music?You know, get our final affairs and last will updated and everything.
>>40268832That glorious piece of belkan engineering is an extra stage midboss
>>40268624>>We'll meet her here.
>>40268624"We'll uh, meet her at home." You begin to sweat. "Sure thing, I'll arrange a flight up there." Samantha nods."I'm sure it will be a very happy reunion." Dad says, his stilted voice definitely giving away the fact that he wasn't looking forward to it either."Well, we should get going now, shouldn't we?" Samantha smiles. "Do you want Amy and Jager to accompany you as well? If not, we'll have them head back to B7R.">I could use all the backup I can.>Nah, this is a family thing.>Other
>>40268909>I could use all the backup I can.
>>40268909>>I could use all the backup I can.Dunno if Amy can even help us... but mom meeting future son-in-law could soften the blow onus.
>>40268909>Nah, this is a family thing.Keep it lose to our hearts>>40268895>MidbossWhat's the final boss?
>>40268909>>I could use all the backup I can.Even if they're just more targets for Mom's ire.
>>40268909>I could use all the backup I can.Uh, mom, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend and my girlfriend...
>>40268909>I could use all the backup I canAmy as a quick toss cute missile, Jager to impress Mom. WE WILL SURVIVE KARLA!
>>40268909>>Nah, this is a family thing.
>>40268909>>I could use all the backup I can.More meat for the grinder.
>>40268909>>I could use all the backup I can.
>>40268909>I could use all the backup I can.Awkward boyfriend presentation ahoy.
>>40268909>Nah, this is a family thing.NO BRAKES ON THE FAMILY TRAIN!TOOOT TOOOT!
>>40268973>Clone!KarlaShe's also wearing pic related
>>40268938....shouldn't we also bring Lara for that last part?
>>40269013Unless Amy disagrees...
>>40268909>Can we still call Uncle first? Maybe even have him meet us there.>Also, any chance of getting Lilian and Lara to come?We can make it be the most awkward family reunion ever, of all time.(Also, we should probably let Uncle know that Atlas and the other corps are fighting over one of the old Belkan Vaults. Because that might be important information. Though of course, this probably isn't something we tell him over the phone.)Maybe we can distract her with Jaeger?Only thing is, I wish we could get ALL of the WIld Cards to visit? Just doesn't feel right to only bring Amy and not Lara.
>>40269083Amy isn't our girlfriend, Lara is anon.
>>40268909>I could use all the backup I can.And now we see why Sam has gone out of her way to help us. Because, for her, it was all ~worth it~
>>40269087And all the butterflies. NO BRAKES ON THE RE-UNION TRAIN ANON!
>>40269224On the topic of Butterflies, have a Lady.
>>40268909"I think I could use all the backup I can." You sigh. "Why not just have Lara and Lilian come over, too?""I don't see why not." Samantha nods. "I can have them meet you there, then. Ah, there's your plane, now!"Samantha points out the window towards a small, private passenger jet, similar to the one that brought you here in the first place. "How about you go ahead? I still have to make a few calls." You say. "Sure thing." Dad nods and he follows Samantha out of the terminal. After making sure that there was nobody around, you take out your phone and dial in Uncle's number. You had to tell him what was happening, even though you had the distinct feeling he already knew."Ah! Karla! So nice of you to call!" Uncle says cheerfully as always. "Did you find your father?""I think you should know that answer already." You say simply."Come now, just because I'm a spy doesn't make me omniscient!" Uncle chuckles."Well, in that case, yeah. I did find him. Alive and well." You sigh."You don't sound particularly happy." Uncle says in a concerned tone."Should I be? He DID he did ditch me and my Mom for twenty years, even if it was for a justifiable reason that I will not say loudly over the phone.""I see, I see.""And then my boss accidentally told Mom that I was flying fighters again." You continue. "So I 'm heading home to face the music.""Oh dear." You can see Uncle shaking his head in amusement. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. Do you need me to come and do some damage control?">That would be nice.>Nah, I think I'm good.>Other
>>40269363>>Nah, I think I'm good.
>>40269363>Nah, I think I'm good.Remind me again, didn't we SORT OF CONFESSED when we last visited?
>>40269363>That would be nice.
>>40269363>>That would be nice.Oh, God, she's going to kill us Uncle!
>>40269363>>That would be nice.It'll be less awkward if there are more people, right?
>>40269363>>40269363>>That would be nice.I mean, what can go wrong?
>>40269363>Nah, I think I'm good.>>40269386she got a half truth, that we were flying private
>>40269363>Nah, I think I'm good
>>40269409Ah, that makes more sense, thanks anon.
>>40269363>That would be nice.Get the whole family in on this.
>>40269363>>That would be nice.Whatever happens it´s going to be hilarious.
>>40269363>>That would be nice.Since he's offering.
>>40269363>That would be nice.We should also ask Samantha about getting the Butterflies sent over to assist in damage control.Because hey, there's nothing cuter than those little aces.
>>40269094I kind of felt that Lara was our fake out lesbian co pilot for shenanigan reasons. Amy has yet to express interest in anyone... of course, she could be just asexual
>>40269363>That would be nice.Well, if he's offering, saying no to backup would be stupid.
>>40269500No, she's hog-sexual
>>40269464They can call our mom, Grandma!
>>40269464>Some of the OB aces show up too>The butterflies crawl all over them and be adorable
>>40269522>Calling mama weiss Obaa-san>ever>mfw
>>40269522... That might not be a good idea. Echo (hibiki) looks suspiciously similar to Karla... Being all Belkan. Might cause some issues (perhaps mama weiss gets the impression papa weiss was off somewhere with another woman)
>>40269524>A large number of aces show up>Pixy calls everyone buddy>Blaze, Cypher, Talisman and Mobius 1 all have pilots act as speakers for them as they NEVER TALK>Frank somehow arrives there with Merlin and two others>Much snow is had by all.
>>40269363>>That would be nice.We'll do it live!Have a whole big family reunion.
>>40269581>Nearby areas report whiteout conditions>Gathering literally snowed in for a week due to sheer amounts of SNOW>Sitcom hijinks ensue
>>40269581>#SWQ in a nutshell.webm
>>40269589>all the aces are snowed in at Karla's place for the week>almost all the air battles of the world grind to a screeching halt because none of the non-aces ever do anything useful>Pilots start pairing off and going after other pairs with shenanigans>Somebody gets the bright idea of attaching snowballs to RC planes
>>40269363"That would be nice." You say. "Excellent! I'll meet you there, then!" Uncle says happily. "We can also take the opportunity to talk about more private matters, yes?""Yeah, that too." You say in agreement."Good! Until then!" You put your phone away and glance over to the waiting passenger plane, which now seemed to be getting ready to take off. You see Dad, Amy, and Jager boarding as Samantha waves farewell. You quickly dash out to catch up."Well, good luck, Karla." Samantha smiles and pats you on the shoulder. "When you get back I expect you rested and refreshed! Still lots of work to do out there!""Assuming I'm still alive." You mutter."Yeah, family reunions can be rough, eh?" Samantha giggles. "Give me a call if you need anything!"You give Samantha one last nod before boarding the plane. You see Dad, Amy, and Jager all sitting in separate seats. You consider sitting next to one of them. Then again, you're incredibly exhausted. You never even had a chance to sleep since landing in Rutherford in the first place.>Sit next to Dad>Sit next to Jager>Sit next to Amy>Get some rest>Other
I thought we told mom that we are flying fighters again?
>>40269632>>Sit next to Dad
>>40269632>Sit next to Dad
>>40269632>Other>FIND LILIAN AND LARA
>>40269632>Sit next to JagerSHIP IT LIKE FEDEX>>40269626>Mayhem playing the whole time>>40269635No, just that we were doing some other flying work
>>40269632>>Sit next to AmyWaifuit.
>>40269632>>Sit next to JagerThe man needs to be briefed. He's the closest we have to an exfiltration plan.
>>40269632>>Sit next to JagerWe need to plan our exfiltration... just the two of us...
>>40269632Seat arrangements:>Amy I Karla I Dad I Jager
>>40269632>Sit next to Jagerlap pillow~
>>40269632>Get some restWhen given the opportunity, take it.
>>40269632>>Sit next to Dad>>Sit next to JagerUse Jager as a pillow when we inevitably fall asleep
>>40269632>>Sit next to JagerMuscle shoulder is good pillow.
>>40268892Welcome to ACQ! As a bonus, have some chibi-Wild Cards keychains!
>>40269632>>40269758this, we can sit between them
>>40269818As a further bonus, have completely unrelated puchidols!We're overstocked on Harukasan because someone spilled water
>>40269818the chibi pics... the cuteness is too much...HHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>40269818Haha, thanks!...The Karla one is scowling. That, that's /perfect/.
>>40269922>>40269883>>40269863>>40269847I blame Mudhen. Also, he's freaking late!
>>40270009ShhhhAll will be wellHave patience
>>40270038Speaking of, what do we have left on the drawing board?>ACQ Charlie's Angels Parody>BELKAN PA--wait that's doneOkay, someone has to make a Puchim@ce! Petite @ce Combat Quest art for the Wildcards.
>>40269632Sit between Jager and Papa Weiss (who I imagine looks like Papa Nier).
>>40270065Also, Chibs and Mangafag can do the>Puchim@ce! Petite @ce Combat Questart!
>>40270240I was planning to work on the Charlie's Angel's Parody next after the Belkan Pawnch project. Mangafag probably could handle the Idol@ce project. I'm not that familiar with IdolM@ster unfortunately as someone can call me out on where I misplaced the "@" as a demonstration.
>>40269632You decide to sit next to Dad, who shuffles nervously as you take a seat. The two of you stay quiet as the the plan takes off and begins to gain altitude. It's not until the plane levels out that you finally try to speak."So." You say."So." He sighs.Where do you even start?>Ask him more about his time during the war.>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.>Other
>>40270333Manga is also late today...
>>40270349>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.Family tiiiime!>>40270333The only solution is to watch more im@s
>>40270349>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
>>40270349>>OtherAsk him about what happened on the Demon Coast.What, you think I forgot about that? Take that, Merc!
>>40270349>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.Maybe we can get something to save both of our necks.
>>40270349>OtherTalk about family life when he was gone.Happy and sad.
>>40270349>>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.
>>40270349>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.>Inb4 mama was a rolling stone >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJV2pWFyfn4
>>40270349>Ask him to give more detail on why he desertedinb4 he was one of the units assigned to nuke Belka.
>>40270349>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.
>>40270349>>Ask him more about his time during the war.Kinda want to hear if he ever flew against the Demon Lord. Or alongside some of the Belkan Aces. Not to mention that his Tigris Squadron as a whole went missing at the end of the war, and if they *all* got missions like dad and *all* ditched them, well. Unless the rest were shot down tho'.Oh, there's also Euphrates Squadron -- Gelb 2 mentioned that most of them are still around.Also maybe we'll mention the weird experience we had at the Demon Edges. After all, that's what first started us on this whole thing, it was where we first saw his plane...
>>40270349> other:"I had this weird dream about seeing you saving me from Cypher on the Coast of Razgriz">Ask him what it was like when he met Mom
>>40270349>Ask him to give more detail on why he deserted.
>>40270349>OtherTell him about the dream we had.
>>40270349>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.Yay! Merc came back! As promised, I will never shitpost in his quests ever again~
>>40270427>Dad can into astral projections!
>>40270349>OtherWhy do we have to talk business? Why not... awkward, stoic bonding? How much do we really know our Dad at this point?
>>40270427>Not to mention that his Tigris Squadron as a whole went missing at the end of the war, and if they *all* got missions like dad and *all* ditched them, well. Unless the rest were shot down tho'.>Quest Unlocked>For Auld Lang Syne
>>40270349>>Ask him what it was like when he met Mom.>>40270009>>40270038S-sorry! I swear I was here on time last week!>>40268241Fantastic!
>>40270349>Ask about everything, he decides what to answerAin't no way we can control ourselves enough to not barrage him with questions, not with how long he was gone.
>>40270479Mangafag, is that you? That pic looks like it came out of IdolM@ster
>>40270479Hey mudhen! How about some of >>40270240
>>40270479Das bretty gudLooks like some im@s channelingL@dy/10Holy shit the M10 is fucking insane the AP rounds are literally critting or oneshotting guaranteed
>>40270479>S-sorry! I swear I was here on time last week!...There was no quest last week. Imposter!>hamburgers for the third timeCaptcha, one of those is a roast beef sandwich. And why is there a foot amongst the food images?
>>40270579>Holy shit the M10 is fucking insane the AP rounds are literally critting or oneshotting guaranteed....Warthunder?
>>40270513No, it's just me, mudhen. You can tell because the Idol@ces suits by Manga were finished on time several weeks ago.>>40270526My terrible chibis can be seen earlier in this thread, haha.
>>40270633YepPretty much straight upgrade from the M3 GMC in every way but rotation speed, and it's got a ma deuce to boot
>>40270349Talk about our encounter with the Cipher Ghost!
>>40270634Great job, Mudhen!I like the nice little card suits. Nice ldetails
>>40270634*bites lip*My god, those delicious Belkan abs.
>>40270634That will do, Mudhen, that will do.Also, I meant normal size aces holding their puchi versions...
>>40270634Not bad bruh. Why are you so ashamed of hiding it?
>>40270634Ctrl+SAlso, mine is less idol@ces and more 'I want them in skinsuits'.2nd also, if you all didn't see me use my name doesn't mean i am not here. Well, except on Saturday night thread.>>40270698Moderators/Janitors can be a jerk.
>>40270634Damn, son. Just fucking damn.
>>40270736Oi oi, don't you have a firing range to look after?
>>40270736HATEHATE NOGO TO BED
>>40270708I wish half of those mods would head over to /m/ and help clean out those fucking /tv/ tier threads.
>>40270736There you are sweetie. I was wondering where you snuck off too.
>>40270634Eh, I actually don't like it.Something about the way the faces are drawn -- possibly comparing the size of their heads to the size of their bodies? -- makes the whole picture look... well, off.It feels mismatched. Somehow the combination of face+body makes both look even worse, too. Sorry.
>>40270708you could always make it sfw by making it sexy to the degree of cheesecake.Because Janitors/Moderators have no control over the power of cheesecake pics.
Talking about Tetsuta.Pictured: one reason why i might not present tomorrow;gotta support local artist with buying their art.
>>40270852Appetence? What does that mean?
>>40270852Yes, my sister can be a handful, but I care for her all the same. I do appreciate you helping that artist out.
>>40270869A longing desire.
>>40270896Jeez, that is one old fashioned word. I must had seen it, like, once in a really really old book.
>Merc runs his quests regularly, unlike planefag>Merc runs his quests on time, unlike planefag>Merc juggles *three* quests or more, at once, with no issues, unlike planefag>Merc gets regular drawfags who are talented, unlike planefag>Merc is a qt quest running android waifu, unlike planefagWhy is MercCommand the superior QM?
>>40271016Merc just knows his shit.At this point I'd trust him with Zeonquest 2.
>>40271016>Zis is bait
>>40271031I'd rather trust Crosswire with Zeonquest 2.
>>40271099>>40271031>You will never again let loose the power of the HEAT ROD
>>40271099I'd rather have fucking apologized back, if it's all the same to everyone else involved.
>>40271016I like Merc but his quests are formulaic as fuck and very samey.
>>40271134>And here we have evidence of the corporal's true powerlevels...
>>40271099Crosswire's a good choice as well but Merc at least knows his shit and he's very good at delivering on time, plus Merc's written Lister before.
>>40271150>Hate and Settle are both closet weeaboosThis amuses me far more than it should
>>40271150Nachtmaren 4 lyfe, yo. Or some fucking shit like that. Though Mastodon Batt was fun as fuck too. AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS or some shit. Good fucking times, man.
>>40271184Oddly enough, that is just one of the reasons why I love you so much sweetie.
>>40271184Lel, skull zaku babeh!>>40271183I don't think he's closet, by the way things went down at the date... But that's just my opinion anyway.
>>40271031Fuck that, we're doing titans quest, because THE TITANS WERE RIGHT
>>40270349"So, um, how did you meet Mom?" You ask, staring out the window as the clouds floated past."What, she never told you?" He blinks."Well, I'm sure you can understand why anything pertaining to you would be a touchy subject for her." You grumble."True." Dad nods sadly. "Well, uh, where do I even begin? We actually met when I enlisted into the Belkan Air Force.""Mom was a pilot!?" You gasp."Oh, god no!" Dad laughs. "She worked in administration. Basically a secretary. One of those many logistics drones upon which our entire armed forces were built on.""Mom never mentioned that she was part of the Belkan Air Force, even as a secretary." You frown. "I don't imagine a lot of people would want to associate themselves with the Belkan military after what happened." Dad points out."Point." You concede. "There has to be more to it than that.""Well, uh..." Dad chuckles. "There was the time I proposed to her.""Oh, now this I have to hear." You lean in closer."So, we'd been dating for about a year or two, and felt we were ready, you know? So on the day I decided to pop the question, I made sure that your mother was working in the office that day. I got into my plane for a routine patrol run, but when I came back to base, I may have, uh, buzzed the admin building.""How close?""Close enough that when I hit afterburners I shook the whole damn building! Everybody on the other end thought they were getting hit by an earthquake!" Dad chortles."Jesus, how long did they put you in, for?" You gasp."They grounded me for three months after that." Dad laughs. "I'm surprised they didn't kick you out." You blink. "That seems pretty light." "Well, those were different times. The BAF actually used to encourage pilots to show off their skills." Dad chuckles. (cont)
Do we need to pretend like we're characters? Honestly, it's worse than those shitty freeform roleplaying forums.
>>40271237>shower knife>toilet glockThese will never get old.
>>40271244"And Mom was impressed?""Well, she did knock me on my ass, but I can tell she appreciated the sentiment." Dad laughed. "She said yes, in case you didn't know.""There was never a time where I thought Mom would actually appreciate near suicidal acts in a fighter jet." You muse."You mean she doesn't, now?" Dad blinks."She didn't exactly take your 'disappearance' well." You state bluntly. "She blamed a lot of things, but mostly the 'fighter pilot mentality'.""Ah, I didn't know..." Dad sighs. "And she let you be a fighter pilot?""Ha, I did NOT choose this lifestyle with her blessing." You shake your head. "After the first time I nearly bit it, I had to keep this gig on the down low. Well, until now. She'll probably chop my head off along with yours.""Wait, the 'first time'?" He asks.>Tell him about Sand Island.>It's ancient history.>Other
>>40271268>Tell him about Sand Island.Time for the detailed lore check!
>>40271268>>Tell him about Sand Island.
>>40271268>>It's ancient history.
>>40271268>Tell him about Sand Island.
>>40271268>Tell him about Sand Island.Spill the shockwaves
>>40271268>>Tell him about Sand Island.CLIMB NUGGETS!
>>40271244>"Well, those were different times. The BAF actually used to encourage pilots to show off their skills." Dad chuckles.Ah. So Rot-1's disapproval of pilot stunts is just his own personality preference, huh.
>>40271268PTSD triggers activate! Fatherly Comfort of a War Veteran bonding is a go!
>>40271392>tfw jager will never be able to headpat karla like papa weiss can
>>40271408He's a vet too, so I imagine he can keep up with the headpatting.
>>40271425Run, Sanae! That's a pedo!
>>40271426And how can you compare traumas? do you think running for your life getting shot in the trenches is worse than being helpless while freefalling in a flying coffin 4000ft above sea level listening to the panicked cries of nuggets getting shot down?
>>40271466Having been in the trenches and not a Pilot I wouldn't know, but I wouldn't try to say whether one is worse than the other, they are both pretty heavily traumatic experiences and to try to decide whether one is more 'worthy' or not as impactful is utterly retarded and disrespectful of you anon.
Ah, the 'joys' of PTSDI remember hearing a story once from rather unusual English lady who used to man the radios during world war 2. She realized years latter she had gotten ptsd from listening to the screams of dying German and English pilots during the Battle of Britain. Of course people didn't really talk about it back then, so she wasn't able to quite pinpoint why she felt so terrible for years after the war.It wasn't the bombs that blew up her house and her neighbours. Or the constant fear of invasion. Those didn't really bother her as much as she suspected. It was those unseen pilots high up in the sky, begging for their mother as they burst into flame or crashed that bothered her the most.
>>40271538>>40271567Now imagine Karla or yourself manning a four engine plane here in Strangereal. Knowing, just knowing, you're about to bite it at any moment while there are dogfights around you while you only have that tailgun
>>40271611>Insert appropriate Sabaton track here>www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6npKLMK9fo
>>40271538>>40271567>>40271611>Now imagine Karla or yourself manning a four engine plane here in Strangereal. >Knowing, just knowing, you're about to bite it at any moment while there are dogfights around you while you only have that tailgun>>40271630http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
>>40271268"Yeah..." You bite your lip as flashes of your old nightmares come back to haunt you. "I joined up with the Osean air force. I was barely out of the academy when the Yukes attacked. Sent us to defend this place called Sand Island from a Yuke assault. Shit happened and, well, I ended being the only one in my class to make it out. Barely. That's where I got this little scar." At this point, you've lived with the burden for so long you've honestly gotten pretty numb over it. "I'm so sorry, Karla." Dad wraps his arms around you and hugs you close. "You lose guys, too?" You ask."Too many." He sighs."And I take it you never forgot?" "Nope.""I thought so." You say sadly. ---You're not sure when you fell asleep, but you wake up with your face pressed against Dad's chest, your face still wet from fresh tears. "Come on, we've landed." Jager leans in from the aisle. "Better get off before they kick us off."Amy then passes by, and it looks like she's about to spout off another one of her half thought-out wisecracks, but she looks at you and your Dad and gets second thoughts, continuing past without a word."Come on, Karla, rise and shine." Dad says as he gently pushes you upright. "It's time to face the music.""I guess so." You sigh, like a prisoner on death row. "Let's go."As you exit the plane and head down the boarding stairs, you see a couple of waiting SUVs with the Artemis logo on the side. You see the door on one of them burst open and a very familiar and very hyper girl comes rushing out."KARLAAAAAA!" Lara cries happily.>Stand your ground.>DODGE>Other
>>40271630And through her experience on that flight Karla will have a higher calling at least once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4Z0FtRI7A
>>40271644>Belka 1944 soon
>>40271661>Stand your ground.
>>40271661>>OtherAmy makes a good human shield.
>>40271661>>Stand your ground.Activate Belkan Stoicism.
>>40271661>>Stand your ground.we are belkan. WE DIED STANDING!
>>40271661>420 GRAZE IT FAGGIT>>40271665Sabaton has such appropriate music for any combat situation.
>>40271661>>Stand your ground.
>>40271688Voting for this.
>>40271689We FOR THE EMPEROR now?
>>40271661>>OtherBelkan defense! Pick her up and dump her into a garbage can. Run away!!!
>>40271694I know right. Man of War is good for the rising pitch of any battle
>>40271661>>40271684>Activate Belkan Stoicism.>>40271689>we are belkan. WE DIED STANDING!>>Stand your ground.If we can't face Lara's death-glomp, how will we be able to stand up to mom's death-glare?
>>40271712For Belkan. For Emperor.
>>40271725I wonder if Papa Weiss still has the ability to tank Mama Weiss's Belkan Pawnch?
>>40271644I was trying to wrack my brains, but there was a thread for strike witch quest where you went a long with a bomber crew on one of their runs.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33964210/You get baseball cards!... Unfortunately main character is French and cannot appreciate the beauty of them cards.
>>40271886>Nugget Puppet Weiss.avi
>>40271694Yeah, but their three best are Midway, Night witches, and fuckin Resist and Bite. But belting out fuckin, "ATTERO DOMINATUS" right before hitting the ramp on a HALO is always good for a couple laughs.
>>40271909>Night witchesGood tasteIf anything makes me play slav, it's going to be Night Witches and the Po-2
>>40271926>>40271909Don't forget Back in Control guys.>www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1BdsrD4uQ
>>40271909Hearts of Iron is better than Midway I think.
>>40271944Back in Control isn't that good compared to others.
>>40271858I miss our Phantom and pulling off all the shenanigans we did with it. Like fighting a Raptor to a draw.
>>40271969Guess it's personal preference then.
>>40271909>>40271926>>40271944>>40271954Seriously no love for Aces in Exile?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneR4iDG9N0
>>40271995Oh yeah, that too.>>40271989>yfw it is now a model kit in Directus
>>40271995No love for No Bullets Fly and To Hell and Back too, it seems
I suppose if we're linking music, I might as well post the obvious one. Somebody probably would have brought up Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries eventually anyway.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto
>>40272031I, for one, welcome some Youkai Combat Zero.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Q9m8J3A9o
>>40272030Or for Panzerkampf and ghost devision it would seem.
>>40271661"Hey, Lara!" You say as you subtly lean back a bit and brace your footing. Your wingmate slams into you like a freight train as she engages a flying tackle hug."IT'S BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!" She squeals."Lara, I've been gone for like, a day." You point out."And it still felt like forever!" Lara insists and then switches her sights on Amy. "AMMMYYYY!""Augh!" Amy shrieks as she's nowhere near as prepared as you to handle Lara's tackle hug and both girls fall onto the tarmac with a loud WHUMP."You would not believe how anxious she was to see you all again." Lilian smiles as she walks up to greet you. "Poor girl. She gets lonely so easily.""I can see that." You grunt. "Looks like you've got yourself some good wingmates." Dad grins."Oh my, you're Mr. Weiss, I presume? Samantha mentioned Karla found you." Lilian shakes Dad's hand politely."WHOA THAT'S KARLA'S DAD?!" Lara springs back up to her feet. "Now that we're all here, I think we should all start getting into the vehicles." Jager quickly swoops in, sparing Dad from Lara's hyperactivity. You can see him breathing a huge sigh of relief. "Aww, fine." Lara pouts. All of you cram into an SUV and you take off towards home."It looks so different." Dad breathes as his eyes dart around. "It's like I'm in a completely different country now.""Well, that's literally the case." You remind him. "This is Osean territory now.""I keep forgetting." Dad sighs. "I can't even recognize my own hometown anymore. How am I going to deal with my own wife?">Just lie back and think of Belka.>I'll handle all the talking, okay?>Other
>>40272030Neither is as good as Night witches or Resist and Bite. Like, let's be fuckin real, here, real fuckin talk? those are the best tracks on that fucking album, straight the fuck up. But I can fuckin get Kaga to twitch when I start singing along to Midway, so fuckin, that's a winner in my book too.
>>40271995Love the animation and the song.Also, Found this mix of Ace combat Infinity clips sync'd to the OP of Kantai Collection.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SI9vCNy96o
>>40272056>>Just lie back and think of Belka.
>>40272056>Just lie back and think of Belka.Be STRONK for the fatherland.
>>40272056>>Just lie back and think of Belka.No better way.
>>40272056>>I'll handle all the talking, okay?
>>40272056>I'll handle all the talking, okay?
>>40272056>Just lie back and think of Belka.Those STOICISM genes.>>40272059FUCKIN TROLLLLL>>40272068Cute.
>>40272056>Just lie back and think of Belka.begin humming a belkan tune. hm hm hmmm hm hm hm hmmmm something sooommeething claaaay
>>40272056>Just lie back and think of Belka.
>>40272056>>I'll handle all the talking, okay?>>OtherDistract mother with potential Jagerbomb and bomblet making
>>40272056>Other>"Just be you, the person she married all those years ago."
>>40272056>Just lie back and think of RECLAIM BELKAN CLAY
>>40272096>sooommeething claaaay>>40272056>Just lie back and think of Belka.
>>40272056>"I keep forgetting." Dad sighs. "I can't even recognize my own hometown anymore. How am I going to deal with my own wife?">Other ... Maybe Uncle will have some idea to handle this? He's known about/suspected this was coming longer than anyone after all. He's a spy he always seems all-knowing...After all, Uncle *is* the one who first suspected that Dad was alive. So he's the one who would have had the longest to prepare for handling this.Unlike the two fighter pilots who just rush in headfirst.
>>40272056>Just be yourself. Think of what got you and mom together in the first place.
>>40272056>>Other"She's your wife, why are you asking me?"
>>40272136... Wait, did she marry that other guy?New husband! Meet husband numero uno! That means Mama Weiss has committed bigamy! SEXY BIGAMY!
>>40272101>>"Just be you, the person she married all those years ago."I'm not sure if that's a good idea -- because I mean, in the end, she thought she'd LOST him because of his being a fighter pilot...She didn't take it well when hearing about Karla becoming a fighter pilot too.And then just now she finds out both that he's alive AND that her daughter has been flying as a mercenary fighter pilot all this while.
>>40272160>Surprise Mom! A true pilot never dies!
>>40272056>>Just lie back and think of Belka.Hue.
>>40272160If mama Weiss has complaint about that, she can complained to Merc because without that meddling Quest Master, her daughter will stay as commercial pilot.....huh, now i wonder what will happen if we choose differently.
>>40272156>>40272096>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n82FRHHd1bE>>40272176A TRUE PILOT WILL NOT DIE EVEN IF HE IS KILLED!
>>40272191Like how differently? We get drafted? We become falsely accused and become driven to prove our innocence?
>>40272216>Falsely accused and driven to prove innocenceNaw, we go into hiding and become the V-Team.>www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQf75VBHc8I
>>40272216I mean this quest very first choice.Like, we choose to be an trigger happy Emmerian or Principled Osean istead of become a Belkan.Will Karla still exist in this quest, as our teammates? If we choose to become an Osean, will we playing as Lilian? Or someone new?Guess we'll never know.
>>40272264>Principled OseanWe become Niko>Trigger-happy EmmerianWe become Jetstream
>>40272191>>40272216Well the only thing I can really think of is... either Uncle wrangles us to fly for the Belkan Air Force again -- and we possibly encounter One Belka and political intrigue earlier-ish.Or if you meant "what if we just kept flying commercial planes?" then maybe due to some weird events we'd end up being the one to fly Harling's own plane. And have to survive on our own for a bit. Or just fly straight while fighter pilots defend us and do all the fighting.Or maybe we just start the 108th Tactical plot-line earlier, such as by meeting somebody at the memorial.Eh... Maybe there's also the One Belka route. Though I can't really see this Karla as being the type to go for that; but again that would've been at the very start when just establishing the character.>>40272264>I mean this quest very first choice.Like, we choose to be an trigger happy Emmerian or Principled Osean istead of become a Belkan.Will Karla still exist in this quest, as our teammates? If we choose to become an Osean, will we playing as Lilian? Or someone new?Guess we'll never know.Oh! That's what you meant... Well uh, I dunno.I'm very glad you chose the Belkan though; Karla showed up again. Although... I wonder if we would've gotten the Belkan as a wingwoman anyway, instead of playing as her?
>>40272309Badass commercial pilot? That would be one unusual quest.You have been tasked by your company to transport the president. AIR FORCE ONE HAPPENS. Are you enough of a badass pilot to save the president? (of course not, President Badass will save everyone)
>>40272309Probably would, considering that the Cards are composed of countries where named aces came from.>tfw Gryphus 1 will only be relevant in two years, quest-time
>>40272339>he doesn't know that gryphus-1 is the demon lord
>>40272056"Just lie back and think of Belka." You crack a grin."That is not funny." Dad frowns. "So Karla! What's your mom like?" Lara asks."She's only the most terrifying being to ever walk this planet." You remark. "Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but she can be EXTREMELY stubborn.""I suppose it's something that runs in the family." Lilian chuckles."You know, I thought family reunions were supposed to be HAPPY." Amy shakes her head."Oh, you sweet summer child." You pat Amy on the head. "You were graced with a fairly normal childhood free of dysfunction. You could never understand.""She's not actually going to hurt or kill either of you, is she?" Jager asks."Ahahahahahah..." Both you and Dad laugh nervously. "...maybe.""Sounds fun." Jager shrugs."All right, we're here." The driver announces as the SUV rolls to a stop.You look out the window to see your old house. Besides a coat of paint or two, it was literally unchanged from when you last saw it."Heh, that's one thing I do recognize." Dad grins. Suddenly, the front door bursts open, and you see the ball of fury that was Mom stomp out, frying pan in hand. Her eyes lock with Dad's for one brief, terrible moment."YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" She screams as she points the pan at Dad.Dad looks at you in a silent but desperate plea for help.>THE FATHER STANDS ALONE>Better him than you.>Other
>>40272336>You have been tasked by your company to transport the president. AIR FORCE ONE HAPPENS.Every Poster In That Thread: "Bet we get attacked again. Bet it's Belka again."Hopefully we wouldn't get shot like the pilot and co-pilot in Mother Goose 1 though.
>>40272378>THE FATHER STANDS ALONEI'm ready to watch
>>40272378>THE FATHER STANDS ALONEHe kinda deserves it.>Frying pan of doomOH MAMA WEISS YOU SO FUNNY
>>40272378>>THE FATHER STANDS ALONE
>>40272378>THE FATHER STANDS ALONE*just motion to mother* "You married her."
>>40272378uhh is there meant to be a difference between those two options?
>>40272378>Belkans stand together! Don't leave your buddy alone.... And let's face it, we kinda deserve some of the flack here too. We never told her about this.Heck we never visited her face to face, and we've seen our uncle what 2 times already?
>>40272378>>THE FATHER STANDS ALONESorry dad, it's a bit much to expect your daughter to deflect the 20 years and building doom that you brought upon yourself
>>40272378>>THE FATHER STANDS ALONETag him in and take a step back.
>>40272378>Give him the Belkan Military Salute"It's been an honor dad"
>>40272378not really seeing the choice there, they are both the same thing
>>40272408True, but we'll get our comeuppance after his. We might get lucky and flee or Mama Weiss's wrath might abate a little when she turns her attention to us.
>>40272378>>THE FATHER STANDS ALONEi foresee dice rolling soon.
>>40272415[Muffled 'I had a Comrade' playing in the distance]>www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jmc5CWTuL0
>>40272422The choice is that the first one redirects to us faster as she nabs us as we escape. The second waits for the initial outburst before we get it.
Where's our Uncle? Is he just leaving us to weather the first blows?>>40272429>True, but we'll get our comeuppance after his. We might get lucky and flee or Mama Weiss's wrath might abate a little when she turns her attention to us.But this way we get it over with sooner.AND we get to *spread* her fury among two targets, rather than taking it head on!Strength in numbers.
>>40272447...i fear that our dad is not that pan first victim today.....
>>40272447>AND we get to *spread* her fury among two targets, rather than taking it head on!>>Strength in numbers.You know not the fury of Mama Weiss
>>40272440u wot m8? dafuq do you get that from?
>>40272447>AND we get to *spread* her fury among two targets, rather than taking it head on!Oh sweet summer child...
>>40272458>You know not the fury of Mama WeissYou want to show fear in the face of that fury instead? It'll probably be like blood in the water for her.
>>40272378>OtherGrab Jager."Mom! Here's the boy I was telling you about!"Use the distraction of a potential son-in-law/grandchildren to short-circuit mom's fury.
>>40272464Context. The first one implies we try and escape the fury. That leads Mama Weiss to targeting us first before we can escape.
>>40272415this one is the only one
>>40272447Mama Weiss's Rage have Trinity Grade Power whereas Karla's anger carry a V2 payload.
>>40272472Nonono. That gets saved for when she guns for us. Right now it's dad. And he's going to catch all this flak.
>>40272486but how does one anger Karla to that extent.
>>40272472Do that after Mama Weiss fires her Initial Nimbus rounds on dad. You attack while the enemy reloads. That's basic strategy when going up against any superweapon. And Mama Weiss counts as a superweapon.
>>40272502>Whisper in Karla's ear>Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
>>40272508She's a weapon to surpass the metal gear
>>40272378"Well! Good luck, Dad!" You happily pat him on the shoulder. Good thing it seemed Mom was more pissed with him than you."Some daughter you aaaaaaaaare!" Dad cries as he sprints off down the street, Mom, tailing him like a MiG-31 chasing its prey. Probably just as fast, too."Daaaaaaang. They run pretty fast for old people." Lara whistles."They're not OLD." Your eye twitches. "Mom gains a frightening amount of strength when she's pissed, and Dad? Well, I'm chalking that up to all the adrenaline.""Oh dear, have I missed the party already?" Uncle asks as she suddenly strolls up behind you."Nah, you're just in time." You point to the scene of Mom chasing down Dad."Oho, I see he hasn't lost any of that speed of his!" Uncle laughs. "Ah, since we were having a bit of a family reunion, I decided to bring an acquaintance of yours!"Uncle then steps aside and pushes over a short, very familiar redhead."Milly?" You blink."I-It's not like I wanted to come here." Milly grunts.Hehe, now that you think about it. you probably have the perfect way to defuse Mom...>ACTIVATE IT>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.>Other
>>40272545>>40272508>tfw Mama Weiss is a weapon of the Imperium
>>40272586>>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.
>>40272586>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.>Catching up with Milly also
>>40272586who is milly?
>>40272586>>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.Yeah he needs this.
>>40272586>>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.before>ACTIVATE IT
>>40272586>ACTIVATE ITLEZ DO DISS
>>40272586>>Other"Hey mom, come meet my boyfriend."
>>40272609A pilot who flew a Morgan for OB, but we made her our squire and recruited her.
>>40272609Former One Belka Morgan pilot, she is now our squire. She's with the home guard for now though.
>>40272609Our Squire.Ex-One Belkan Pilot, Rot 1 student incidentally.
>>40272586>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.
>>40272586>>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.20 years. .
>>40272641I-I miss damp. pls come back, we miss you.
>>40272633Speaking of which we need to grill her for Morgan parts.THE PIXY MORGAN SHALL RISE AGAIN!
>>40272661>ARISE, AND SAVE OUR BLESSED CLAY FROM THE WRETCHED USURPERS OF ONE BELKA!>ARISE, MORGAN, STEADFAST STEED OF THE SOLO WING!
>>40272586>ACTIVATE ITOk let's unveil Ja->Tsundere MillyNow I have idea what "ACTIVATE IT" means any more.
>>40272586>>Watch Dad squirm for a little while longer.Make popcorn
>>40272586>ACTIVATE ITOh you know we're dropping the apprentice in the deep end
>>40272738I'm not sure how/why Milly serves as a better distraction than Jaeger...I wonder if she's gotten to fly already yet. And if she's made Ace yet.
>>40272682Arise! Arise pilots of Belka! Missiles shall fill the sky! Skies shall be shattered! A Gray day! A Belkan Day! ERE THE SUN RISES!Fly now! Fly for Clay! And for the worlds end!
>>40272738I'm just concerned by>"I-It's not like I wanted to come here."is Milly going Tsun? I hope _so
>>40272770>Muffled Zero playing in the distancewww.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
>>40272793She's the Belkan lover that Amy has been searching for (joking)
>>40272826No that's JaegerAnd then Milly gets __us__
>>40272813>tfw you become a meme
Hey Merc, which route did Cipher go in this AC universe?Because I'm really hoping Gault squadron is still alive and that Karla gets a chance to take them on.
>>40272868Didn't you know? Canon is Cipher went on every route simultaneously. He fought ALL the aces. If there's a conflict between which aces he fights, he fights all of them AT ONCE. Canon ending is Soldier, though.
>>40272902Makes you wonder how big and intense the furball was if they remade AC0 added a hard mode plus where you fight all the aces in each route at the same time.
>>40272691>Mom, you are a grandma>everyone is like "what?">dad is giving Jaeger "the eye"Only thing that comes to mind
>>40272902I'm convinced Cipher is better than Möbius one now.
>>40272932Same person. Possibly. Maybe.
>>40272943Meh. I prefer to think that the Challenge mode is somehow canon and that Cipher and Möbius One duked it out.And tht Cipher won.
>>40272586You decide that you had to act before either Mom or Dad got a heart attack from all the running around. Plus it was starting to attract attention and the last thing you needed was to have the cops come down to snoop around. "Play along Milly." You say, patting her on the shoulder."What are you talking about?" Milly blinks in confusion.You take a deep breath before yelling."HEY MOM!" You bellow. "I GOT A LITTLE SISTER NOW.""What what WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!" Mom sputters and glares at Dad."Hey, this is news to me, too." He tries to assure her. In an eyeblink, Mom is already in front of you, giving both Milly and Jager a scrutinizing scan. "Ah, um, what am I supposed to do!?" Milly whimpers."Look cute. That's all." You say."I am NOT-""YOU ARE SO ADOOOOORABLE!" Mom squeals as she literally hauls Milly off her feet in a massive bear hug. "I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP!""I'm not adorable!" Milly protests as she tries to struggle out of Mom's ironclad grip. She would never get out. Lord knows you've tried before."Oh dear, it looks like Milly's in a bit of a pickle." Uncle chortles. "But you saved your father, at least.""For now." You note as Dad slumps down on the ground trying to catch his breath. "Perhaps we should speak about these 'private' matters, then?" Uncle asks, looking at the spectacle. "While everybody is distracted?">Sure thing.>It can wait.>Other
>>40272963They called him Demon Lord for a reason son. Mobius One's tough and all, no doubt, but I think Cipher takes home the medal for outstanding achievement.>>40272996>Sure thing.
>>40272996>Sure thing.Also>milly's face when
>>40272996>Sure thing.>Milly is now adopted little sister.>Karla's moms face when
>>40272996>>It can wait.
>>40273004Not Just Demon Lord, Cypher is Demon Lord of the Round Table. Mobius One lost the moment he stepped into the Round Table to challenge Cypher. If Cypher flew sortie anywhere else and fought Mobius One, Mobius would have the upper hand. But once Cypher is in the Round Table, Cypher rules the round table has he is the lord of Land and rules the skies above it.
>>40272996>Sure thing.>>40273044But Milly's already at her home.
>>40272996>Sure thing.Your sacrifice will not be in vain milly.
>>40273076>yfw the Round Table is Cipher's Noble Phantasm
>>40273076Bravo Sierra, the only reason why Mobius One lost that particular engagement because he is still disoriented after thrown back thru time to 1995.In peak condition, Mobius One would fight Cipher to standstill until both of them depleted their ammo, call it a day, and drink beer together
>>40273135I believe that to be canon.
>>40273077Taken inside and given cookies?
>>40272996Semi-Active Cute to Rage Girl active.
>>40273135>>40273145>Bet ya fifty bucks i can put all of my 800 rounds in your plane within fifteen seconds and not miss>Bet you a hundred i can do that faster>You're on>Cipher and Mobius proceed to down some Jet Fuel
>>40273135Four Aces Walk Into a Bar comic when?Mangafaaaaaag?
>>40273189>So four aces walk into a bar>No one gets out because someone dropped a DAMNED NUKE on it
>>40273189>Blaze, Cipher, Mobius One and Gryphus One walk into the bar>they drink quietly without words for next 24 panels.
>>40273250>Posting ShitzuneSorry, I've missed a few threads.
>>40273295Best girl coming through, make way, worst girl!
>>40272996"Sure thing." You nod, wryly noted how Mom was fussing over Milly's tomboyish appearance. You wonder if she was going to try and play dress up, which would be absolutely hilarious to watch. Your wingmates, naturally, were egging Mom on at Milly's expense."Well, I suppose you want to know about the Trinity missiles?" You ask."I had an idea of what they were capable of." Uncle nods. "Good for you to destroy them.""Yeah, well, I do have some bad news." You sigh. "The corps are fighting over the Vaults, too. There's one where practically everybody is fighting over right now.""I'm aware of that." Uncle nods. "We've also had reports of One Belka activity increasing. They're preparing for something big, but we're not sure what yet.""There's also the fact that they followed me to Dad's farm." You point out. "Ah yes, it looks like they're keeping surveillance on you." Uncle shakes his head. "You've become rather unpopular among their ranks.""Gee, I can't imagine why." You roll your eyes."I suggest you leave the merc business, or lower your profile." Uncle warns. "Things are only going to get worse from here.""You know I can't back down." You narrow your eyes. "I figured you wouldn't." Uncle nods. "Just a word of warning.""Anyways, let's change the subject." You say quickly. "You happen to now where I can find Morgan parts?"(cont)
>>40273334"Morgan parts?" Uncle raises an eyebrow. "Why would you need those?""I salvaged one. It's in rough shape, though." You reveal."Really now?" Uncle frowns. "There's only one place to find those, and it would be the OB headquarters, wherever it is.""Ah." "We suspect it's hidden somewhere in B7R, possibly a repurposed Vault. I know it's not much, but it's all we have.""Some spy you are." You roll your eyes. "Any leads, then?""You'll have to venture deeper into OB territory." Uncle says simply. You guess that would be the most obvious method. "KARLA HELP MEEEEEE!" You hear Milly squeal. You turn to see Milly being chased by Mom, holding one of the girliest, frilliest dresses you've ever seen. You recognize it because it was something you used to (be forced) to wear.>Maybe you should help Milly.>SPREAD THE MISERY>Other
>>40273345>SPREAD THE MISERYBABY TONIGHT THERE'S NO RETREAT, THERE'S NO SURRENDER
>>40273345>SPREAD THE MISERY>Make dad wear frills
>>40273345>>SPREAD THE MISERYSpread it to Amy.
>>40273345>>Maybe you should help Milly.
>>40273345>Other"Hey mom, let me introduce you to my boyfriend."
>>40273345>Maybe you should help Milly.
>>40273345>Maybe you should help Milly.>OtherPut Mom onto our Buddy, because Amy still needs to get a boyfriend.
>>40273345>>Other>JAGERBOMB ACTIVATED"Mom, remember that boyfriend i talking about earlier? Well..."
>>40273345>>SPREAD THE MISERYCowards all of you!
>>40273345>DEPLOY THE BOMB: THE JAGERBOMB
>>40273345>SPREAD THE MISERY
>>40273345>>Maybe you should help Milly.Let's go bail her out then.If the "spread the misery" option were to re-target mom onto our wingmates then yeah I'd pick that; but otherwise it just looks like Milly will suffer needlessly.
>>40273345>>SPREAD THE MISERYSave the introduction of Jaeger for last.
>>40273345>Maybe you should help Milly.Because yeah, let's not abandon our Squire, gents.
>>40273345>>SPREAD THE MISERY
Mom has to have pictures of Karla in dresses like that. Have her dig that album out. I'm sure everyone would get a kick out of it, especially Dad.
>>40273345>>SPREAD THE MISERYHopefully she runs out of steam soon enough.
>>40273345"Sorry, Milly, but I'm kinda curious to see you in cute clothes for once." You chuckle."TRAITOOOOOOR!" Milly bellows. "Don't worry, Milly, you'll get used to it after the first two or three dresses!" You say happily. "And then it'll be like they're not even there!""Nooooooo!" Milly wails when Mom finally catches up to her.Suffice to say, Milly got some free clothes that day."I hate this so much..." She grumbles as she tugs at the hem of the frilly skirt she's wearing."Oh, but that blush on your face says otherwise!" Mom says as she backs up. Your realize too late that she's backing up towards you and she grabs you in a chokehold like a viper striking its prey."So, what's this I hear about you flying fighter planes again?" She as in a poisonously sweet tone.>I needed the money.>They just dragged me back in.>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.>Other
>>40273554>>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.Fighter is Life, Life is Fighter
>>40273554>"Mom, Meet Jaeger. Jaeger meet mom." >Change the subject.
>>40273554>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.
>>40273554>OtherIf you could honestly think of a better way to, become a world renown ace, save the president of Osea, AND find my long lost father I would like the hear of it mother.
>>40273554>>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.
>>40273564>>40273554Pop those countermeasures gogogo
>>40273554>>40273564This, it worked once, maybe it can work again.
>>40273554First >>40273564Then>>40273566Finally >Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.
>>40273554>Other"I got a boyfriend out of it? He's right over there. Nice muscles, really."
>>40273564>>"Mom, Meet Jaeger. Jaeger meet mom.">>40273566>If you could honestly think of a better way to, become a world renown ace, save the president of Osea, AND find my long lost father I would like the hear of it mother.Oh, good ones, I like it. And for a third one:>>40273554>>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.So, pretty much what >>40273592 said.
>>40273620Is he Karla's boyfriend? It seems more like a pursuit/hunting then him being a boyfriend yet.
>>40273554>Honestly, I can't think of doing anything else.As usual, all the write-ins suck.
>>40273554"Honestly? I couldn't think of doing anything else." You smile. "I mean, there's something about flying in that big blue sky up there that just can't be matched. I'm sorry about lying to you like that, Mom, but it's just something I feel I have to do. I know the risks, and I understand them, but that's not going to stop me.""You sound just like your father." Mom sighs, glaring at Dad. "Though I suppose I can sort that out with him privately."Uh huh, "sort out". Sure."ANYWAYS." You continue, trying to change the subject. "Mom, these are my wingmates, Lara, Lilian, and Amy. And this here is my boyfriend!" You grab Jager and pull him forward so that Mom can get a better look at him."Oh... oh my." Mom gasps. "You certainly can't do any worse than this! "So professional looking....""Thank you, ma'am." Jager nods respectfully."And with manners, too! He's definitely a keeper!""Mom!" You hiss, your cheeks reddening."What? I'm only telling the truth!"You just shake your head. Sometimes you just loved and hated Mom so goddamn much.You wouldn't have it any other way.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread s next week! Don't forget to catch Vertical Tanks on Saturday and PJ Witches on Sunday!
>>40273704thanks for the thread Merc
>>40273704Thanks merc. Good to see something sweet for once.
>>40273704Thanks, Merc! It was a good family reunion!
>>40273704Thanks, Merc.>You certainly can't do any worse than this!Uh, that's not a complement.
>>40273704Thanks for running. See you in 14 hours or so!
>>40273704Thanks for today Merc!
>>40273725kekkest of keks
>>40273704Thank you Merc. Good run
>>40273704Thanks Merc! See you... ugh... later?
>>40273704Didn't we just tell dad a couple threads ago we weren't dating yet?
>>40273704Lovely session there Merc Command. See you next time.
>>40273757and next thread we'll be married
>>40273757Technically, we aren't.We will, it's agreed upon that we will, we just haven't actually gone on a date.Therefore, not dating. Yet.
>>40273771Then 5 threads after that Karla is flying sorties while pregnant, her call sign unofficially renamed "Mother Valkyrie"
>>40271016My waifus are superior. CHECKMATE
>>40273704>"You certainly can't do any worse than this!I think you accidentally words there Merc.
>>40273842Nope Janice a best, even Ghost agrees
>>40273842>implying daughterus and husbandos aren't the way of the future
>>40273842You only have Mina and Shoukaku (Trude or Arizona are a maybe)Let's see who Merc has....JaniceJennerLucinaCharTarinKarlaSamand Alice.If you pull the quality over quantity argument, they are all high quality.
>>40273842This isn't Ghost we're talking about, merc does come pretty close with Janice.>>40273911Sam and Janice are the best of the bunch. Jenner could have made it but all that idol managing got the in the way, so she's merely alright.
>>40273911>throwing waifus at the wall till one sticks>not having just a few which you lavish all your care and attention and characterization on the state of /tg/ today
>>40273932Ghosts Waifus are pretty good. >Jenner>Alrightuwotm8?Those are fighting words
>>40273950You do know those are the heroines of the Merc's multiple stories.
I think there are good waifus to be found in Ghost, Merc's, and Planefag's quests.
>>40273993I agree. Though with Planefag its only one Waifu, Kantcolle has no one yet.
>>40274003Just because you cannot possess them all at once, doesn't make them not waifus.
>>40273956I'm saying that moer of the execution than the woman herself.>>40274003Shoukaku's the top canidate for the time being.
>>40273980>multiple storieswith that many stories Merc is either 1. unemployed NEET life2. The Shakespeare of Our Time3. A hack churning out formulaic shitwhich one is it?
>>40274020he's a compuder program
Oh hey. So that cop Karla's mom mentioned that brought an anti-tank rifle. Apparently that was a thing from the actual game. I'd been going through some LP videos, and finally came across that AC 5 mission.https://youtu.be/l9I_qwQF_ec?t=10m39sColor me surprised.
>>402740204. A dude who has fun running quests.
>>40274009Then wouldn't that make them characters not waifus?
>>40274037Nah, they're waifus and characters. It's just that not every waifu actually wins their particular quest.
>>402740204. A robot.>>40274032That was excedingly obvious.
>>40274066Well I'd never seen it before, up until today, so I hadn't known that.
>>40274049>not every waifu actually wins their particular quest.Then the only option is to write incredibly erotic fanfiction.
Ah damn, one thing I'd forgotten/wish we'd gotten around to: asking dad if he ever flew against the Demon Lord, and telling him about our encounter in the Demon Edges.We might have hallucinated all that, but -- we saw dad's plane come in to save our ass... That's how this whole search for him really started, actualy.