Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eighteen years of age>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these
inb4 "let's rock"
>>40287054Good to have you back.
You and the others dart through the sky toward the tournament grounds, sensing many power levels already there. Among them, you feel Tien, Piccolo, Vegeta, and of course, Cell Jr.As you reach the grounds, and are able to see it with your own eyes, you find, to your mild surprise, that a large crowd has assembled to watch your battle. The newly constructed stands are filled with spectators, who talk excitedly as they wait for your arrival.Camera crews are positioned around the ring, and you see that Bailey is among the reporters present, giving commentary on the upcoming battle."Well, looks like these people are expecting a show," Videl comments."Are all these people your friends?" Buu asks in curiosity."Negative," Sixteen answers. "These people have come to watch the fight.""Oh, okay!" Buu responds.You spot Cell Jr. standing in the ring, already looking up at you as you approach.>A. Land in front of him in the ring>B. Land outside the ring>C. Make some kind of speech before the match>D. Talk to someone (specify)>E. Something else
>>40287222>A. Land in front of him in the ring>C. Make some kind of speech before the match
>>40287222>>A. Land in front of him in the ring"So how is this going to work? Your dad blew up the ring pretty quickly last time."
>>40287222>D. Talk to someone (specify)Videl " I still don't know how your dad was able to handle all this press"Buu " Are you going to take part in the tournament?">B. Land outside the ring>C. Make some kind of speech before the match
>>40287222>C. Make some kind of speech before the match>A. Land in front of him in the ring
>>40287312>>40287268Guys, specify what you want to say.
>>40287327I don't know. Try to talk a little shit with him, see if he's like his father in that regard?
>>40287222>B. Land outside the ring>C. Make some kind of speech before the match
>>40287362>>40287379What, specifically, do you want to say?
Come on guys don't vote for C if you dont have anything in mind. We don't have to have speeches. No need.
>>40287275"Well I should have expected something like this to happen after I became the 25th WMAT Champion, but even though time has changed with you fathersdefeat and with it bringing the few years of peace. I will do the same as I did against your father those many years ago, I will not allow you to tarnish the peace that I risked mylife for those years ago, Cell Jr you and I are going to settle this once and for all!"Something like this
>>40287396I would actually like to talk to cell jr. about the rules of the tournament, like to ring outs exist and is this to the death or knock out or what. I realize i should have said >D instead of >CIf we do make a speech try and say that this is for the good of the earth and how we do this so people can live peacefully etc.
>>40287268>>40287269>>40287275"I don't know how your dad was able to handle all this press," you say to Videl as you approach."He loved it," she replies. "Good luck."You swoop in, landing in front of Cell Jr. as the crowd roars in applause. The bio-android smiles upon seeing you, raising his hand and signaling for the audience to be silent."Ladies and gentlemen, the guest of honor has arrived," he begins. "The Cell Games can finally begin."The crowd cheers once more, and this time, Cell Jr. lets them go quiet on their own before continuing."Before we begin, I'll reiterate the rules," Cell Jr. states. "This is to be a test of skill, as well as strength. To that end, our battle will be confined to this wonderful ring I've constructed, as well as the sky above it. If one of us touches the ground outside of the ring, we lose. If we go unconscious or remain down for at least ten seconds, we lose. And, if either of us kills the other, the murderer is disqualified. So, the rules are the same as your own World Tournament, with one noticeable difference. The title of champion will be decided by a single match, myself vs. Kaguya. The winner is the true champion of martial arts."He smirks. "Of course, if anyone wishes to challenge the winner after the match, there will be time for that as well. Now, Kaguya, are you ready?">A. Yes>B. Attack>C. Defend>D. Something else
>>40287692>A. Yes>C. DefendSee what he is capable off
>>40287692>A. Yes>C. Defend
>>40287692>A. Yes>C. DefendI think DRALO broke us of our charging tendencies.
>>40287692>>A. Yes>C. DefendWe don't know how strong Cell jr. is so lets gauge him first.
>>40287739Nah, things changed the instant Kaguya drank the Ultra Divine water. He has been fighting a lot more contempt if the tournament is anything to consider.
>>402877815 years of peace after 8 years of constant fighting gives a guy time to reflect. And being a big brother.
>>40287692>D. No>E. Fly away, never to return. Roll credits.
It's good that Cell Jr doesn't want to use deadly force
>>40287781>>40287807Well is it the water that made his headvoices fight smart, or the timeskip, or maybe is it just the fact that through trial and error and some realization of using our moves intelligently and making the opponent make mistakes is a good way to go for winning fights, as well as the fact that we have cut back on being reckless therefore we don't get shot and blown up and beat to shit nearly as much.
>>40287921Well maybe the voices in Kaguya's head weren't righteous enough to survive the Divine water's poison.
>>40287986Holy shit, I think you're right! We all died, and we're now all in Hell!
>>40288025This place doesn't look like hell, it looks like my living room.And if so why do i still have WI-FI connection? Does hell want its denizens to shitpost TG?
>>40288095...Yes. It keeps them distracted and out of Satan's hair. He got tired of the torture so now hell is apparently a NEET's heaven.
>>40287725"Yes," you tell him, dropping into a defensive stance."Excellent, then let the Cell Games begin!" he yells before rushing forward.He brings up his knee into your face, but his attack phases through you, as the knee-strike was thrown by an afterimage. The real Cell appears behind you, throwing a kick that you leap over, spinning and kicking him in the head.As you land, an energy wave strikes you in the gut, throwing you to the ground a few feet closer to the edge of the ring. Cell appears above you and punches downward, only for you to flip back into a crouching position and leap, slamming your fist into his face. You follow with a kick that he easily blocks, and he answers with a knee-strike to your stomach that knocks the air from your lungs.A kick to the side of your head sends you flying across the ring, but you recover quickly, firing an energy wave at a pursuing Cell, who rolls in the air to avoid it. As you backflip and land on your feet, you redirect the attack at Cell's back, only to see him spin and swat it into the sky.While his back is turned, you fire an energy wave that he also spins and knocks away. Locking onto his energy signature, you teleport behind him and throw a kick that he ducks beneath before elbowing you in the jaw and knocking you back. As you land, he fires an energy wave at you that you punch into the sky."Splendid," Cell Jr. says, grinning. "This might be a worthy fight after all. You've improved Kaguya, and fights are always so much more fun when the contestants are evenly matched.">A. You agree>B. Go on the offensive and show him just how much you've improved>C. Go on the defensive and wait for him to make a mistake>D. Use an energy attack (specify)>E. Power up to full strength>F. Tell Cell Jr. to fight at full power
>>40288204>A. You agree>F. Tell Cell Jr. to fight at full power>E. Power up to full strength>C. Go on the defensive and wait for him to make a mistake
>>40288204>>B. Go on the offensive and show him just how much you've improved>A. You agree>E. Power up to full strength
>>40288204>>A. You agree>>B. Go on the offensive and show him just how much you've improved>E. Power up to full strength
>>40288204>A. You agree>E. Power up to full strength>F. Tell Cell Jr. to fight at full power>C. Go on the defensive and wait for him to make a mistake
>>40288204>>E. Power up to full strength>B. Go on the offensive and show him just how much you've improvedThen>D. Use a detructo disk on him but also have it be an afterimage and then teleport destructo disk him.He is used to us defending now, he isn't an idiot we need to change it up and catch him off guard.
>>40288204>A. You agree>E. Power up to full strength>F. Tell Cell Jr. to fight at full power>C. Go on the defensive and wait for him to make a mistake>D. Use an energy attack (specify)After Image once, IT twice while charging two ki blasts in our hands before combining them together making it similar like a timer bomb, TK to detonate it before it reaches Cell creating a scatter shot locking on Cell before charging a quick Kamehameha while Cell jr is distracted from the first energy attack
>>40288204>A. You agree>E. Power up to full strength>F. Tell Cell Jr. to fight at full power>B. Go on the offensive and show him just how much you've improved
>>40288335Eh i'll second, seems like a good way to psyche him out a bit with that ki attack
>>40288335>distractedYour strategies need to stop relying on the enemy getting distracted. Do you have a contingency?
>>40288260"I agree, so what do you say we fight at full power?" you reply."Yes, I suppose we've had enough of a warmup," he concedes. Letting out a yell, you gather all of your power, letting it rise to the surface as your aura turns as blue as your Kamehameha, and the wind howls around you. As your own power grows, you feel Cell's strength increase as well, and find that the two of you are rather evenly matched.You lock onto his energy signature and drop into a defensive stance, using the afterimage technique as he throws an energy wave at you, then teleporting behind him. You teleport again as he kicks back, and throw an energy blast down at him. He simply destroys it with an attack of his own, and teleports behind you, slamming his elbow into your back and sending you crashing face first to the ground."I don't know what that was supposed to accomplish, but that was just a flashy waste of time," he tells you, firing an energy blast down at you.You teleport in front of Cell Jr. and punch him in the gut, opening your hand and unleashing an energy wave that sends him soaring from the ring. He teleports into the air above you, rapidly descending and throwing a kick that you barely dodge before answering with an energy wave that he avoids just as narrowly.Closing the remaining distance between the two of you, Cell attacks ferociously, sending you toward the ground in retreat under his powerful assault. You catch his right wrist, but his left fist slams into your cheek, sending spit flying from your mouth, and causing you to release his other wrist. He fires an energy blast from his right hand that you barely swat aside, then brings his knee into your jaw before spinning and kicking you in the chest, sending you toward the edge of the ring.Gathering his energy, he fires a pair of energy waves at you that you swat aside. The two blasts circle around, and you spin, destroying them with attacks of your own.>Continued
>>40288726Turning back towards Cell Junior, you find that he has created two purple energy disks, which float above his upturned palms."Let's see how you enjoy this attack," he tells you, hurling the two disks your way.You leap into the air to evade them, but they change course, following you into the sky.>A. Attempt to destroy them with powerful energy attacks>B. Try leading them back toward Cell>C. Just keep evading them>D. Something else
>>40288777>B. Try leading them back toward CellIf he dodges teleport in front of him then say HEY HO!
>>40288777>>B. Try leading them back toward Cell
>>40288777>D. Something elseDestroy one disk, catch the other and throw it at him.(BAD IDEA OR GENIUS ONE?)
>>40288777>B. Try leading them back toward Cell
>>40288777>C. Just keep evading them>D. Something elsePrepare a flashbang, fire some ki blasts at him to keep him from catching on>B. Try leading them back toward Cell
>>40288777>D. a combination of B and CKeep your distance and teleport behind Cell to direct the disks at him while charging a Destructo Disk of your own
>>40288777>B. Try leading them back toward Cellabuse teleporting
>>40288777>B. Try leading them back toward Cell>D. Something elseAbuse the IT and After Images
>>40288777B, get close and fire an energy blast at the ground in front of him and use an after image to throw a punch as we are behind and above him.
in b4 our fight with cell jr. or the subsequent rematch with vegeta wakes beerus up.
>>40288975I'm more worried about us losing, Buu then challenging Cell Jr. and absorbing him.
>>40289063that would suck.
More than likely if we lose Buu will want to "play" with Cell Jr., and we get our first glimpse of just how strong Buu is.If we win, Buu will probably want to play with is too. But at least against us we won't try to kill him.
>>40288842terrible idea.>>40288777>>B. Try leading them back toward Cell
>>40288805>>40288815>>40288850>>40288857>>40288883The solution to this little predicament seems obvious. You will simply lead Cell's own attacks back to him, and let them cut him to pieces.You flee from the disks, making a show of flying around the ring and firing some blasts at Cell before making a beeline right for your foe. Cell pulls back his arm to punch as you approach, only to gasp in surprise as you teleport behind him and keep moving.Growling, Cell leaps into the air to avoid the disks, only for you to appear in front of him once again. The disks change course and begin heading for you, and Cell knees you in the gut before elbowing you in the back of the head, sending you plummeting towards the ground as he redirects his blasts into a nearby plateau, where they vanish after cutting through it.You pick yourself back up, staring at Cell and deciding on your next move.>A. No more games, attack with everything you have!>B. Remain on the defensive>C. Use one of your energy attacks (specify)>D. Something else
>>40289270>>A. No more games, attack with everything you have!
>>40289270>A. No more games, attack with everything you have!
>>40289270>A. No more games, attack with everything you have!Just not quite lethally.
>>40289270Can we delay a flashbang, or make it so that we can surprise him with one considering he knows that technique? If so, do that and then >A. No more games, attack with everything you have!Go for the ring out, try to grab him at some point and throw him straight at the ground or grab him by the neck and push him into the ground.
Question!We saw Buu use his candy beam, right? Any chance we could try to do something similar? Turn Cell Jr. into a chocolate bar, throw him out of the ring, then turn him back?
>>40289519No we never did
>>40289519Do you honestly think we can do that?Do you really think that is a possibility?
>>40289554>he keeps forgetting humans big thing is they can do literally ANYTHING provided they think they can enough.
>>40289574No i get that but... I mean the QM wouldn't let us because its so OP i-Fuck it. Fine. Lets move sponge an insta gib. You realize every opponent we ever use it on will become jawbreakers of doom now.
>>40289635I mean, if we're being completely honest here, there really is no easy way to beat Cell Jr. in the given rules without killing him or just greatly overpowering him.And SOM did say that Buu had shown his candy beam in the last thread (which means either it was back when Bibidi was alive, or it happened off screen during the week of training).I mean, I'm not saying we SHOULD use it, but with our current stable of moves we really can't easily beat Cell Jr. I dunno, maybe we can make/use something like an energy lasso? Similar to how we use the energy cuffs for training.
>>40289300Gathering energy, you fire a powerful wave of energy into the sky, which Cell easily swats aside. You explode into the air, charging up at Cell and unleashing a volley of energy blasts.Your foe drops to the ground to evade the blasts, and you stop mid-charge, teleporting in front of Cell and throwing the strongest punch you can muster. Cell brings up his arms to block, but is still sent sliding backwards across the ring. You pursue as fast as you can, attacking savagely and forcing Cell to defend. Slowly, you back him toward the edge of the ring, and, when he is a single step away from defeat, you fire a massive energy wave to finish the job.Cell vanishes, appearing above you, and yelling as your wave changes course and flies right to him. It pushes Cell through the sky as he struggles against it, and, with a final yell, sends it screaming into the atmosphere.You teleport behind your foe, throwing a kick that he spins and catches before throwing you to the ground. Looming above you, Cell Junior cups his hands at his side."Ka....me.......">A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave>B. Block>C. Attack him before he can use it>D. Something else
>>40289828>>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha WaveThis might work?
>>40289828>>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha WaveBEAM STRUGGLE TO THE MAX!
>>40289828>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave
>>40289828>C. Attack him before he can use it>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave
>>40289828>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave>D. Something elseThen IT before it hits us then again since he probably saw us do this at Gohan and was waiting for this
>>40289828>B. Block>D. Fake into Teleport Attack>C. Attack him before he can use it>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave
>>40289828Teleport above him first then>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave
>>40289828>D. Something elseBegin preparing our own Kamehameha Wave, have Cell fire his, we IT above him, quickly leave an after image (because he'll be expecting us to teleport up to him), then IT behind him and fire our Wave off to shove him into the ground.
>>40289973Yeah this, we need to double feint him and kick his ass to the curb.
>>40290013Works for me, switching from >>40289948to >>40289973
Is that smut anon around?I don't think he ever posted a pastebin of his stuff
>>40289828>>A. Answer with your own Kamehameha Wave
>>40290067He is trying to get it on pastebin, but it didn't want to work for some reason.
>>40290091Gonna go bleach my eyes out and cry myself to sleep knowing that my eyes will regenerate and i can now never forget that as long as i live.
>>40290091Well, I can only take solace in knowing that life can never get worse than me seeing this.
>>40290127>>40290091I actually find it better than the vast majority of those kinds of things because you can at least tell she's the same character instead of just generic anime babe in a costume and in a generic sexy pose.
>>40289973Staring up at Cell, you cup your own hands at your side, gathering energy into your palms."Ka....me...." you begin.Cell Jr. chuckles. "How appropriate, one final struggle to end our match. I assure you, this attack will have you out cold!""Ha....me...." you continue."HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Cell Jr. screams, thrusting his hands towards you and unleashing his beam.As the wave of energy rockets towards you, you lock onto Cell's energy and teleport above his head. Cell gasps in surprise, redirecting his blast up towards you."You fool! You could have gotten your entire planet wiped out!" he shouts as he sends his blast to you.The beam reaches you, consuming only an afterimage of you as you appear behind Cell and unleash your attack."HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" you roar, unleashing your own attack upon your foe, striking him in the back and sending him crashing just outside of the ring.The crowd yells in surprise and applause as you descend to the edge of the ring, looking down at a furious Cell, who pushes himself back to his feet and turns to face you."I promise you this isn't over!" he growls. "I will become more powerful than you! I will become the perfect fighter! And I will defeat you, Kaguya!">A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought well>C. Something else
>>40290194>A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought well
>>40290194>A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought well>C. Something elseAnd ask Videl to toss us a senzu bean since Vegeta is probably going to land near us now for the rematch
>>40290194>A. You look forward to it>C. "Get in line behind Vegeta."
>>40290194>>A. You look forward to it>>B. Tell him that he fought well>>C. Something else"But let me say this, nobody is Perfect. Not you, not me, not anybody."
>>40290194>A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought welland>>40290228>C. "Get in line behind Vegeta."
>>40290194>>A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought wellDid we just goku a win?
>>40290194>>40290253 this, but with..."Except you, babe."*cheesy smile towards Videl*
>>40290253This + >C. "Get in line behind Vegeta."
>>40290222>>40290253These>>40290286Yes ahahaha>"You fool! You could have gotten your entire planet wiped out!" he shouts as he sends his blast to you.
>>40290294I'll back this.
>>40290290Pretty sure she's too far away for that.
We should give Cell a Senzu.
>>40290194>A. You look forward to it>B. Tell him that he fought welllets give it a few years for the next cell game though
>>40290385He isn't that hurt, it was just a ring out.
>>40290290Cheesey to the max requires support>>40290372She's not far away at all anon. She'll always be in my heart
>>40290228>>40290253These two please, with the perfect comment first.
>>40290443>mfw telling Cell 'noone's perfect'>mfw ultimate insultJust... can we atleast add on that perfection is a HORRIBLE thing? It means stagnation, it means the end of growth. If you're perfect, you're admitting you can never get better.
>>40290466Don't you mean PERFECT insult? ...Get it?
>>40290466Yeah I meant it less of an insult and more just a fact of life.
>>40290402Being pushed by a Kamehameha Wave and used a lot of energy for his.
>>40290253"I look forward to it," you tell him. "And Cell, you fought well. But, let me tell you this, nobody is perfect. Not you, not me, not anybody."Cell frowns. "I was designed to become perfection. I will reach that goal, whether you think it possible or not.""Videl, can I have a Senzu?" you ask your girlfriend.She tosses you the bean, which you promptly gulp down. "Thanks. And I guess I should rephrase that, nobody's perfect but you, babe."Videl rolls her eyes, but smiles. "Dork.""Alright brat, now that Cell's out of the way, you owe me a match!" Vegeta snaps, making his way toward the ring."Vegeta, stop!" Goku shouts. "I want to fight Kaguya.""You?" Vegeta asks. "Kakarot, your son is more powerful than you, and he couldn't beat the brat. I never got to finish my match, so stand aside!""Trust me Vegeta, I have a much better change than you do," Goku tells him confidently. >A. You'll fight Goku first>B. You'll fight Vegeta first
>>40290614>B. You'll fight Vegeta first
>>40290614>>B. You'll fight Vegeta first"Sorry Goku, Vegeta was in line first."
>>40290614>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstEh, I kinda owe him since our match was postpone to fight against Babidi
>>40290614>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstSit down Monkey Man
>>40290614>>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstWe must defeat the incarnation of salt first.
>>40290614>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstI already promised Vegeta, Goku. You get winner fair?
>>40290614>C.Tell them to fight each other for the rightIf anything Vegeta and Goku never got to fight against each other well since Vegeta turned into a great ape.
>>40290614>C. Let them work it out over a game of rock paper scissors
>>40290614>>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstWe do owe him.
>>40290692Seconding.>>40290700 Possibly this way if DRALO should prefer.
>>40290614>B, I promised him Goku.
>>40290614>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstSorry, Goku. You're a good friend, but Vegeta has had first dibs on this for a long time.
>>40290614>>B. You'll fight Vegeta firstWe did promise.
>>40290692>>40290700One of these and it gives us a bit a time to check on Buu if anything is amiss with him
>>40290614Say that you will fight Goku in a minute.>B. You'll fight Vegeta first
>>40290658>>40290614>>40290692I'll add to my vote then."Although you two could fight it out to see who fights me. That might be more fun."
>>40290614Insult Vegeta's receding hairline and hit on Bulma
>>40290614Changing my vote to this.>>40290692from >>40290747
>>40290747So your plan is to insult Vegeta before fighting him? Genius.
>>40290692Yeah, i'll go with this it'd be interesting to watch these two
>>40290757Actually this sounds better than my vote >>40290700
>>40290780He's a namefag on an anonymous imageboard roleplaying as Cell.There was never any question of how intelligent he was.
Changing my vote>>40290664to this one >>40290692
>>40290692Going with this
>>40290700>>40290692Okay, NEW VOTE>A. Fight Vegeta>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each other>C. Let them settle it by playing paper rock scissors
>>40290864>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each other
>>40290864>>A. Fight Vegeta
>>40290864>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each other"You two haven't fought all that much before. I think this'll be interesting to see."I can't believe I just said that about Goku and Vegeta.
>>40290864>A. Fight VegetaWe promised! Do we really want to go back on our word? We can fight Vegeta, take a senzu, then fight Goku. Simple!
>>40290864B for the love of all that is soggy B!
>>40290864>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each otherMight as well give the people what they came for, a good tournament even if it was made on the spot.
>>40290864>>C. Let them settle it by playing paper rock scissors
>>40290864>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each other.
>>40290905If for some reason Vegeta loses we can always have that rematch some other time. Hell we can have it here, nothing says he can't challenge us again now that Cell Jr, is done.
>>40290864>B. Let the two of them settle it by fighting each otherAnd that is how Kaguya made the Cell games an official martial arts tournament that is held a week after the WMAT
>>40290960we could work it by having the WMAT being a Earth only and the cell games being open to anyone
Goku's gonna go ssj3, isn't he.
>>40291019I hope not. I am really hoping this will be a good close fight.
>>40291019Either that or he mastered Super Kaioken in normal ssj form
So guys, quick ideaSince Kaguya doesn't like the press attention, how about while Goku and vegeta fight we ask Mr. Satan to do us a favor?After or match with Vegeta and/or Goku we ask him to challenge us to a fight and we'll job to himHe loves the attention and Kags doesn't. It makes sense to mePlus, he's our girlfriends dad, we gotta keep him happy
>>40291055We can handle the press. its not that big a deal.
>>40291019Dude, if Goku pops SSJ3 can you imagine the salt that will flow forth? Veggie will have TWO rivals at that point. Or he might just give up. Maybe. Fuck if I know.
>>40291055No, we worked our ass for the title and Videl wouldn't like for us to trow the match and I doubt Mr.Satan would either.
>>40291019>implying goku won't SSJ3 then Vegeta will immediately follow out of sheer salt and rage.guys you need to remember that vegeta is actually stronger then normal, and thus he has a very good chance of hitting the SSJ3 mark with the right stimulus. him seeing goku of all people passing him will piss his ass off harder then we normally do.
>>40291082Videl would kick our ass. And not in any good way either. It would be a straight-up slaughter of our ass.
>>40290876"How about the two of you fight to decide who faces me?" you suggest. "You two haven't fought in a while, so it should be interesting.""Sounds good to me," Goku says. "How about it, Vegeta?""Fine, I'll warm up by defeating you, Kakarot, then I'll crush the brat," the Saiyan prince agrees, stepping into the ring with Goku.You exit, standing with your friends as the two warriors face one another. The nearby reporters begins talking about this new development as the two warriors go Super Saiyan."So, Kakarot, I'm curious what it is that makes you think you have a better shot than me at beating the brat," Vegeta comments."I came up with a new technique before the tournament," Goku explains. "But, I didn't think that was the best place to use it. I think this might be a good time to try it out, though.""Well then, you've got me curious," Vegeta admits. "Let's see it. I hope you're not bluffing, I'd hate to have my time wasted."Goku grins. "You're gonna love this, trust me.">A. Watch the match>B. Say something to someone (specify)>C. Something else
>>40291105>C. CHECK ON BUU. Also watch fight.
>>40291105>A. Watch the match
>>40291105>A. Watch the match>B. Say something to someone (specify)Buu" How are you enjoying the tournament?"Gohan " New technique? Did your dad show it to you while you guys where training?"
>>40291105>>A. Watch the matchOh god where is all this Goku confidence coming from. Be careful Vegeta.
>>40291126This a third time.
>>40291105>You're gonna love this, trust me.
>>40291105>A. Watch the matchGuessing Goku is here to steal the HYPE from Vegeta
>>40291187These are doubles.
>>40291247At least you tried.
>>40291247A for effort. It was not to be.
>>40291247Lol poor sap tried though.
>>40291247You, uh, lose something?
>>40291105A, ask Gohan if he knows about the new technique. If that fails try asking King Kai.
>>40291105>B. Yeah, I know what you're saiyan.>>40291187Charging!
>>40291126>>40291145"So Buu, how are you enjoying the tournament?" you ask the large pink creature, who stares blankly at the two men in the ring."You say these games! Buu no see any games!" Buu complains.>A. Play a game with Buu>B. Tell him you can play later>C. Watch the match>D. Talk to someone (specify)>E. Something else
>>40291317>>A. Play a game with BuuFOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
>>40291317>B. Tell him you can play later"If you want we can go to the arcade after this""What about you guys, you free after this?">C. Watch the match
>>40291317>>A. Play a game with Buu"Alright, you do you think is going to win? I'll have mom make you some stew if you are right."Get him a little more interested in watching.>C. Watch the match
>>40291317Explain we are fighting to test ourselves, and that we enjoy doing it. So it is kind of like games for us.
>>40291317>A. Play a game with BuuThis can only end badly, but I must see where it goes.
>>40291317>>B. Tell him you can play later>>C. Watch the matchThe game is Goku and Vegeta are gonna fight now. Who do you think is gonna win Buu?
>>40291317>B. Tell him you can play later>C. Watch the matchIt's a game of skill. You see? The most skilled one wins.
>>40291347Add to that we'll get ice cream after this as well
>>40291317>B. Tell him you can play later>C. Watch the match
>>40291348I endorse this one.
>>40291317>B. Tell him you can play later>C. Watch the match>D. Talk to someone (specify)Gohan " Know anything about your dads new technique?"
>>40291348We're gonna get turned into candy when we lose, but fuck. It'd be fun to go all "jawbreaker" on the winner.
>>40291347Take him to challenge the Milkshake Moat challenge
>>40291434Truly an abomination against all that live.
>>40291434Just laugh it off and have Mom make stew for him anyways for being a good sport.
>>40291317>E. Something else"Cell Jr. called it a game, not me. Sorry. It's meant to be a way for warriors to test their skills and power against one another. After this, if you're still bored, we can go to the arcade and play some video games.">C. Watch the match
>>40291448We're probably banned from that place, if they haven't gotten rid of the challenge after we sent the other Saiyans there.
>>40291453No, but this is.
>>40291579There is only one correct response to such abombinations.
>>40291627The fuck is that digimon reject he's holding?
>>40291786It's some furry thing. Or something.
>>40291786A baby Sergal.
>>40291786Does it really matter? LRMs are about to make it a thing of the past.
>>40291786I dare not mention its name, but it was an extremely annoying avatarfag on /tg/ a while back.
>>40291347>>40291348"Well Buu, we can go to the arcade after this," you tell him."But Buu want play now!" he complains."Well, for now, guess who will win that fight," you suggest. "If you're right, I'll have mom make you some stew.""Stew? Okay! I think angry guy gonna lose!" he guesses.You nod. "Gohan, any idea about your dad's new technique?" "No clue," he answers. "I thought my dad used all his tricks at the tournament."Looking back at the ring, you can see that Goku's powered up further, and is talking to Vegeta."-of us can do this transformation beyond a Super Saiyan. I guess we can call it a Super Saiyan Two.""Get to the point, Kakarot," Vegeta growls."Well, this is to go even further beyond!" Goku tells the other Saiyan before letting out a yell.The ground beneath you begins to shake violently, nearly throwing you off of your feet, and causing many audience members to panic. "Earthquake!" someone screams as cracks form in the ground.Goku's power level shoots through the roof, rising with no end in sight as he continues to scream, sounding as if he's going through a terrible strain. The wind picks up, howling so fiercely that you can't even hear what Videl is shouting beside you.Chunks of ground are ripped up, crumbling into pebbles in the wake of Goku's energy. Sparks of electricity arc through the air, scorching the Earth where they touch. and Goku's power just keeps going up.>A. Tell Goku to stop it, at this rate he's going to tear the planet apart!>B. Stand your ground and watch>C. Try to get the audience to evacuate>D. Something else
>>40291865Looks like a velociraptor covered in furkinda cute
>>40291977>>B. Stand your ground and watch"Oh no you didn't..."
>>40291977>B. Stand your ground and watch
>>40291977>>B. Stand your ground and watchPut on our shades. "Awesome."
>>40291977>B. Stand your ground and watch>D. Something elseMaybe create an energy shield to protect the audience
>>40291977C, and the camera crews too.
>>40291977>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNkYQi6j5qk>B. Stand your ground and watch
>>40291989anon you say that now, but when you allow a single sergal into /tg/, the sergalfags come out of the woodwork and start to flood the place. THEN you will see the reason why /tg/ was plunged into several years of hell that was the nazimod.
>>40291977Telepathy to our friends:"Protect the Audience"Rescue anyone who falls into a fissure, block the lightning.
>>40291977>B. Stand your ground and watchOh, you son of a bitch...
>>40292044Seconding shielding the audience, having them evacuate might be dangerous if the earth starts opening up around them.
>>40292066I'll just leave this here.
>>40292066I'm sure ive seen a few of the aftershocks that were the sergal tripfag before but this was news to me.>>40292102Thats some old shit
>>40292102KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO.
>>40291977Jumping on the shield the audience and ensure their safety train.
>>40292102What is that...abomination!?
>>40292184Deviant art would put that on a 5/10 on the Mary Sue level.
>>40292184i hate you and there is legitimately only one response i can give for continuing to allow this shit.
>>40292102Other than the fact it only has one wing its really not that bad though.Its not good but its not THAT bad, not everyone's a good artist who has figured out a style they like.unless the author thinks its the hotest shit out there and was being a douche
>>40292184Not enough belts and the sword isnt unwieldy enough nice touch with the multiple skirts though 6/10
>>40292257What if she had a gunblade that was twice her size and multiple skirts that were all made of belts.
>>40292184Oh so /tg/ did one of these too?
>>40292257Yeah, but the sword is also just strapped to a gun.I figure that's worth extra points. Also, the gun has blood all over it for some reason.
>>40292286Give her a MLP stand and a halo and its a 10/10>>40292307No the gun SHOOTS blood
>>40292319She has half a halo that's interupted into devil horns. You don't see it?
>>40292044You telepathically tell your friends to protect the audience, using your energy to create a barrier over a good portion of them. The rest of your friends do the same, shielding the spectators from the onslaught of Goku's power.You're suddenly wishing that you'd just fought Vegeta.Goku's power continues to climb, and tiles are ripped up from the Cell Games arena, disintegrating as they rise towards Goku. The tremors become far worse, and fissures begin opening up, growing closer and closer to the audience.You and your friends rush to get the people to safety as Goku continues to scream, the level of power he's putting out threatening to rip the planet in two. Vegeta, to his credit, does not flee, though, by the look on his face, you can tell that he would like to.Goku's hair grows far longer, and his power begins to slow its climb, slowly but surely coming to a halt as Goku completes his transformation."Sorry to keep you waiting," he tells Vegeta. "This is what I call a Super Saiyan Three."Vegeta trembles where he stands, then growls, clenching his hands into fists and rushing toward Goku, punching through empty air as the other Saiyan vanishes. You're able to follow the movement, and see that Goku has moved behind Vegeta. The Saiyan Prince soon realizes this as well, spinning and throwing a kick that Goku blocks with a single finger.With a yell and a surge of energy, Goku throws Vegeta from the ring.>A. Step into the ring>B. Tell the others to wish you luck>C. Just give Goku the championship belt>D. Something else
>>40292363>>A. Step into the ringtime to die guys.
>>40292184Her stockings ... ARE THE SAME COLOR.
>>40292363>B. Tell the others to wish you luck>A. Step into the ring
>>40292377arent those drapes?
>>40292363>A. Step into the ring>B. Tell the others to wish you luck>D. Something else"This outta be fun, ahahaha"
>>40292363I fucking called it.
>>40292363... fug.Tell Vegeta we're totally gonna spar for 2nd place after this anyway.
>>40292358>>40292377We're digging too deep, maybe its time to stopMaybe its time to get someone to edit that picture
>>40292363A, B "I think I'm going to need it."
>>40292363>D. "I should have fought Vegeta."
>>40292363>B. Tell the others to wish you luck>A. Step into the ring>D. Something else"So how come you didn't try this on Gohan in tournament, Goku?"
>>40291579I hope the janitors have a sense of humor, otherwise rest in pepperoni, anon.
It's about time Goku stops being the weakest Z fighter.I mean I can appreciate the desire to not have Goku do everything like canon but he's been a mook distractor and spirit bomb maker since Namek>inb4 we win just because SS3 is a shit form that drains energy like its going out of style
>>40292363>A. Step into the ring>D. Something elseAsk Goku how he hid this and how he was able to keep so much power a secret from everyone.
>>40292363>>A. Step into the ringLaugh at how ridiculous a third transformation is. Then smile and say about how this is gonna be a tough challenge.
>>40292363>B. Tell the others to wish you luck>A. Step into the ring>D. Something elseSkip joyfully into the ring while whistling since this is going to be a fun, exciting match
>>40292450This may or may not still be the case since Goku here fought against stronger opponents and thus may be strong enough to handle the strain. We DID guesstimate that SSJ2 in this universe is ~SSJ3+.The real question is how did Goku manage to reach SSJ3 without people freaking out about the massive energy spike(s).
>>40292505he practiced in orbit?
>>40292377First skelotens? Now this?I find it funny how none of our memes are our own anymore and come from sites any given board will scream. At first I thought it was "our site is the best", but now I just realize it's a mixture of a hate boner and just denail.
>>40292458He transformed while in the Pendulum room. Since some anonymous person told him that he could fight Broly again if he used the Pendulum room, he's been going at it hard.
>>40292505Maybe he just transformed without powering up to full beforehand.
>>40292450 >mook distractorThe funniest part is it's completely true, he has done nothing but beat up grunts and get beat up by grunts, and then throw SUPAH bombs at BBEG's when we really need it.I suppose the unique spirit bomb technique makes him still more useful then Krillin, while being weaker than Krillin by a considerable margin. >MFW goku is finally relevant power wise.
>>40292526*will scream about.
>>40292450in during all we need to do is outlast gokus bullshit.as long as we don't need to rampage drive in order to just exist in the ring we should hopefully do alright here.also ssj3 isn't anywhere near this strong in canon, or as unwieldy.
>"You fool! You could have gotten your entire planet wiped out!"Aww, Cell Jr likes the planet. <3
>>40292562>or as unwieldyThe first time Goku does he makes a big show of it with everyone on the lookout flipping their shit.This was probably just because he was buying time though.
Q. What would happen if Vegeta went into the Sacred water maze. Not to consume the water, but to face whatever darkness throws at him?
Wait Goku's been fighting PR Broly...Do you think he's been zenkai'd a few times?Also,FUCK
We should have telepathically told Cell Jr. to come watch this fight.How much of a multipler is SSJ3?
>>40292407"Wish me luck, I'll need it," you comment before stepping towards the ring."Are you sure about this, Kaguya?" Gohan asks."Yeah, it outta be fun," you say, laughing nervously.You slowly step toward the ring, passing the rest of your friends, and a genuinely shocked looking Cell Junior. You step into the ring and approach Goku."So, why didn't you use this against Gohan in the tournament?" you ask."It takes a while to make the transformation," Goku answers. "And besides, this technique is new to me, I've never used it in a real fight before. I wasn't sure Gohan could handle it.">A. Attack with everything you have>B. Go on the defensive>C. Use an energy attack (specify)>D. Something else
>>40292642x400 i believe.
>>40292667>B. Go on the defensiveA bit meta, but we need to outlast him, and Kags does seem to play it safe now.
>>40292667Solar flare, afterimage when he tries to stop it.Try to hit him with a large blast and play bullet spam keepaway with afterimages.
>>40292667>>A. Attack with everything you haveGains.
>>40292642General theory is each SSJ form is one additional multiplier. So SSJ2 is twice as strong as SSJ, while SSJ3 is three times stronger than SSJ, or x1.5 stronger than SSJ2. Of course given the whole world shook from the raw power, it's probably another x2, or x4 stronger than SSJ.
>>40292667>B. Go on the defensiveGet those After Images and IT's ready
>>40292667>>B. Go on the defensiveTire him out.
>>40292691Also meant to include that aside from my plan >B. Go on the defensiveIs the general mindset.
>>40292642Over SSJ2? Four times.Over base? Four hundred times.
>>40292667Use a full power Dodon Ray, just to see what happens.
Pfft, Goku should stop lieing like that. We all know Nappa taught him SS3.
>>40292685to be fair he plays it safe primarily because jesus christ these powerlevels.you need to keep in mind this particular goku might be able to take down canon super saiyan god goku and then punch canon beerus in the dick.
>>40292667Same as Cell>B. until we see what we're up against
>>40292667>B. Go on the defensive
>>40292579Cell Jr. seems pretty cool.Also, he even stuck to the rules of his fight, when the rules are enormously to his disadvantage seeing as he has huge stamina.
>>40292706It reflect off his eyeballs and zaps our dick off. That's how fucked we are.
>>40292667Afterimage so much and so quickly that it looks like there are eight Kaguyas and make it look like we are going to throw a punch, but have that also be an afterimage and get above him.
>>40292708>Nappa SSJ3 his mustache gets so long he wraps it like a turban over his head..
>>40292669>>40292705Holy shit are you sure about that? Makes it x8 stronger than base SSJ.I definitely lowballed the power of SSJ3. It's at least justify the massive energy drain when used in canon.
>>40292667>B. Go on the defensiveAfter Image and IT if things get hairy>C. Use an energy attack (specify)Kamehameha and watch as Goku tanks it as Brolyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhFrJ-uBMkA
>>40292667>A. Attack with everything you haveTHE SUPER SECRET ANTI SUPER SAIYAN TECHNIQUEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYP4nNMLn9EDICK PUNCH
So, basically we really have become Yamcha and Goku's taken back his rightful place as the hero of the show?
>>40292859Until we fight him enough to pass him, should take an hour or two.
>>40292882>implying he won't tire out long before this is the case.
>>40292859We are mini-Yamcha. We are dating a hot female that is associated with Hercule, have a weaker IT, and use WFF.
>>40292916So Yamcha is in league with Chicken Mafia, in order to Yamchifacte the world?
>>40292859but anon, yamcha in this universe actually doesn't suck complete shit.hes at least canon super perfect cell's strength right now.
>>40292859Oh my god you people.>we become anything other than the strongest by so much we can curbstomp everyone all at onceKAGUYA IS SHIT YAMCHA 2.0 WHY DO THEY EVEN NEED US I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE RAMPAGE DRIVED WHY DIDN'T WE USE [LATEST GIMMICK TO POWERLEVEL]Other people can be strong too, goddamn. Yes I mad.
>>40292967At least we aren't Chiaotzu.
>>40292685Attacking him like this would be insane, and you know it. So, you opt for the (slightly) stronger strategy of defensive combat. You drop into the proper stance, and Goku vanishes from your sight. You spin as you sense him behind you, just in time to receive a punch to the face that sends you sliding on your back across the ring, dangerously close to the edge. You push yourself back to your feet just in time to see Goku come rushing at you, landing a kick to the jaw that sends you flying from the ring.You manage to stop yourself from hitting the ground by locking onto Goku's energy signature, teleporting behind him and throwing a kick at the back of his head. Goku ducks, and you land in front of him, sliding back and firing a powerful energy wave.Goku leans to the side, and the attack slides right past him. Redirecting it, you send the attack at his back, only to see him lean forward, and the blast shoot over him, heading right for your face. You redirect it at the last moment, sending it back to Goku, who knocks it back into the sky."I almost had you there," he comments with a chuckle before stepping forward.His next punch strikes you in the cheek, sending you sliding backwards near the edge once more. It hurt like hell, but you can tell that he held back on that punch.>A. Attack with everything you have>B. Stay on the defensive>C. Something else
>>40292761PL measurements get wonky when you try to measure it to SSJ transformations and according to the handbook PLs. The only thing I can think of is that the other SSJ transformations don't offer such a huge powerboost as SSJ1 did.
>>40293064>>A. Attack with everything you haveGains.
>>40293064>>A. Attack with everything you haveI don't think we are winning this one, and if he is holding back then lets get as much as we can out of it.
>>40293064>B. Stay on the defensiveWe literally cannot do shit but wait this out and try to play it smart.
>>40293064>>B. Stay on the defensive
>>40293064>B. Stay on the defensive>C. Something else"Yeah this is fun, but I'd rather wait for the right moment to kick things up a notch"
>>40293064>C. Something else"Thanks for not knocking my block off.">A. Attack with everything you haveGotta get them gains somehow.
>>40293064>B. Stay on the defensive
>>40293064>A rush with Wolf Fang Fist, but picture a dragon and call it Dragon Claw Fist and ki enhance it like we did in one of the first threads
Weird thing is there's a good chance we'll loose if we don't stay defensive and just try to outlast him.BUT that might be using out of character knowledge. So we can't do that.
>>40293064>Write in>SERIOUS OFFENSIVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE WE ARE AT, THEN GO BACK TO DEFENSE.
>>40293064>B. Stay on the defensive>C. Something elseStart channeling some energy to our feet and fists, we are going to go fast in at the right moment to start the counter attack
>>40293064>C. Something elseGet away from the edge, fly into the air and take the battle there
>>40293165>>40293193Seconding, might be good idea to switch on and off Rampage Drive when counter attacking
>>40293064>C. Something elseFly into the air, get away from the edge
>>40293125You don't think you'll be winning this match, but you aren't about to just give up. Dropping back into a defensive stance, you prepare for the next round.>To be continuedWe're done for tonight folks. Follow me @qmdralo to see when the next thread is, and ask questions anytime at ask.fm/qmdraloI'll answer questions here for a bit as well.
>>40293248so how are we doing?
>>40293248King Kai's reaction to Goku going SSJ3?Supreme Kai?Whis?Videl?Gohan?Cell Jr?
>>40293263Well, you haven't lost yet, so okay.>>40293284"WHAT THE HELL?""WHAT THE HELL?""Neat.""OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING?""NOT FAIR!""IT CAN'T BE, I'M PERFECT!"
>Tfw we use Goku's Instant-Instant-Instant Kamehameha before he even invents ithttps://youtu.be/TlZ6mmjnvFw?t=125
>>40293248Friends thoughts on Kaguya actually stepping into the ring against SSJ3 Goku?
>>40293248Did we do good against Cell.jr?What would Cell have done if he had won?Vegeta's sodium levels?
>>40293312>"IT CAN'T BE, I'M PERFECT!"It's like Cell doesn't get that this means he can do it too.
>>40293312So what is Satan doing now that he isn't the champion, enjoying retirement?Has Buu even hanged out Mr.Satan yet?
>>40293338We need to figure out a way to get them to hang out.
>>40293324YesGloatedOff the charts>>40293320Taking all bets!>>40293338YesYes
>>40293372>Off the chartsHe can't blame us for this one though. Everyone got blindsided by this.
>>40293372Buu's reaction to Goku going SSJ3?
>>40293372Goku's thoughts on the fight?
>>40293372>GloatedIs that all he would have done? Would he have done anything except brag a bunch?
>>40293372Wait, so SSJ3 Goku made Whis go "WHAT THE HELL?" Weird.So, does Cell Jr. actually have any urge to kill us?
>>40293372does Beerus still believe in the super sayain god form?
>>40293419Why should he?>>40293417Not really>>40293415Nope, not really>>40293412This is getting boring>>40293411"He strong!"
>>40293417Whis went "Neat." King and Supreme Kai went "WHAT THE HELL?"
>>40293437>This is getting boring
>>40293417Whis was 'neat', anon.
>>40293437>This is getting boringNever bore a Goku. Preemptively voting to Rampage Drive Sky Breaker him.
>>40293437>This is getting boringI can't entirely blame him based on his personality. If we were to give it our all would he try to punish us with a ring out?
>>40293468Oh, I didn't notice King Kai and knocked everyone down one, and ignored Gohan's I guess.
>>40293456"Hey Goku you want to make this match more interesting, keep dodging my attacks. For every minute that passes and I haven't hit you yet, I'll buy you an all you can eat buffet course"
>>40292620First he fights Kaguya in the wasteland, then Recoome, then the battle of capsule corp, then Frieza, then "the first saiyan to achieve the legend" Nappa, then Android 18, then Semiperfect Cell, then Kaguya in the gravity chamber, then Tien at the tournament, then Kaguya in babidi's ship, then SSJ3 Goku. Then probably some kind of Kaguya bossfight.
>>40293473I say we throw all of the Z-Fighters' moves at him, starting with WFF, then Dodon Ray, Kamehameha, and end with Special Beam Cannon.
>>40293337Or just Superhuman up some Pendulum gainz.
>>40293503>He agrees and although we win we owe him sixteen buffets. He eats so much at every single one that we are now bankrupt.Do not ever feed a goku a buffet that never ends, he cost roshi some multiple hundred thousand zenny ON ONE MEAL. ONE. JUST ONE. ONNNNNEEEEEEE.
>>40293437How strong is this version of Buu compared to canon Buu?
>>40293586Then each minute gets him a pot of stew, we make it, not our mom.
>>40293515>Kaguya bossfight.The "Final Boss" is just Kaguya talking shit.Geets can't actually touch Hologram Kags and HoloKags is just piling on all the bullshit.
>>40293616The boss fight is Vegeta realizing that through brute force he will never win and lowering his fists while resolving to overcome Kaguya through some other means and general persistence. >This never happens and he dies fighting hologuya.>Darkness proceeds to continue to not care.>Eail where the fuck are you, you sneaky shit.
>>40293616Vegeta's aura flashes brightly and turns white, followed by his hair changing color to match. The maze around him shakes apart, and the ice melts from the power, bathing the area in the smell of ocean water. The temperature continues to rise, and Vegeta's evaporating sweat cakes his skin, turning it shiny and flaky. With a final roar, Vegeta's power quadruples, and his skin turns pure white to match his hair and aura.He's done it.He's become the legendary super salty.
>>40293703Eail ded. Or his internet is at least.
>>40293782But anon, will he be able so ascend past the saltiness to a higher state of sodium?
>>40293703Look up Eail's twitter. He was visiting his grandpa in the hospital for the day.
So how do you think SOM is planning for evil buu to pop up?
>>40293890>Videl and Kaguya go off somewhere secluded at end of date>fade to black, or so we think>switch to Buu's perspective>he hears cries of pleasure and thinks we are being hurt>gets mad and out pops evil Buu
>>40293890Buu gets bored as shit.Goes and plays some video games.Likes the part where the hero has to fight against his evil twin.Tries to replicate it.Succeeds.
>>40293970>Buu plays DBZ-verse version of OoT>gets to Water Temple
>>40293990>tfw Vegeta could make a living on DBZtube playing all the shitty games and freaking the fuck out over them
>>40294032I bet he would call it "A Saiyan prince plays"
>>40294032>each video ends with him getting so frustrated he blows up the game, the console, and the TV>people start calling bullshit on it so he does a special where he shows each game, etc. that he has blown up, or what remains of them
>>40293968That reminds me, we have to gank Ginyu quickly during Fusion Reborn since he is going to go after Kaguya's body.
>>40293990Good ol' Legend of Rupee: Piccolo of Ages. I wonder who Buu will waifu.>>40294032What the hell is Vegeta going to do with a horde of tweenage fangirls?
>>40294052ASP p?Ass pee?Oh man, the shit he will get from people visiting from Kaguya's self-help and cooking videos.>>40294063>He beats Battletoads on the first try, shrugs and talks about how it was an okay game, but a bit on the easy side.
>>40294103Himself since he is hanging out with Hercule, still surprised they haven't found Bee together yet.
>>40294098He'll be so slow compared to us that we could go, find a frog, throw the frog in the path of the change now beam, realise that we might be being a bit cruel to frogs that way and the frog might have a family, go home, get that one asshole rooster from the chicken coop that never seems to get along with anyone else, come back, put it in front of the frog, then put the frog back where we found it.
>>40294098>people appear from Hell>we notice some guys we fought in the mixIf our first thought isn't tell everyone to find and kill Ginyu or Cell we are retarded. Unless the first thought is to tell Vegeta to avoid Cell and Ginyu.
>>40294163"VEGETA AVOID GINYU YOU WILL JOBBER TO HIM""fuck you kid imma go straight to ginyu">JOBBER'D<
>>40294163>"Hey, Krillin, go gank Ginyu and Guldo, then play with the rest of that team. I'm gonna go blast Cell."
>>40294098I'd be more surprised if we don't decide to outpose the Ginyu force with the Saiya sentai
>>40294179>Kaguya then contacts Vegeta in the afterlife to tell him that he' shot three strikes, and thus won't get revived
>>40294196Cause that wont end horribly when Ginyu decides he's not having some little shit out pose him and fucks us midpose
>>40294163>Cell escapes from hell>encounters CellThe smug-off would be shown on Multiversal television.
>>40294284Obviously we gank Ginyu, then out pose the boys with multiform.
>>40294163>Broly escapes, he was still in legendary SSJ form when Vegeta killed him. He has already reached a level beyond "Maximum" becoming a bigger challenge than SSJ3 Goku
>>40294287That is too much Smug for any universe to handle!Beerus would have to come and destroy all of us NOOOOOOO!!! before everything imploded.
>>40294163>implying it won't devolve into a Cell Jr. V. Cell fight over which one is more perfect.
>>40294393then Kaguya shows up in a Cell costume
>>40294435Are you trying to get us killed?They'll tag team our ass so hard Future Trunks will feel it.And Future Bulma, but that's a different story.
>>40294461It's no secret, we all know Bulma is a cougar
>>40294461She is busy with Future Vegeta, making sure he catches up on a certain thing that has been building up for awhile.
>>40294260Tien and Piccolo are our most frequent jobbers with 3 deaths each.Tien:Death 1: Vegeta fightDeath 2: Capsule corp fightDeath 3: Assassinated for knowing the evil containment wave.Piccolo:Death 1: Vegeta fightDeath 2: Cell gamesDeath 3: Assassinated for knowing the evil containment wave.Vegeta and Chiaotzu have 2 each.Krillin, Goku, Yamcha, 17, 18, Billy, Kaguya, Haya, Master Roshi, and Kibito each have 1.Bulma, 16, Kazuma, Gohan, Videl, Hercule, Supreme Kai, and King Kai have not died yet.Though if you count Dabura's stoning as a death, it hit Krillin, Kazuma, Haya, Billy, Videl, Piccolo, and Towa.My predictions?Gohan, Kazuma, and Videl are gonna die this arc to keep the death numbers even.
>>40294526Hang on.Roshi died.Snake way.Oh god Roshi met Snake princess didn't he.
>>40294526Well of course they are going to die if we can't stop Kid buu from blowing up earth like the honey badger he is after saving everyone that got absorbed.
>>40294526Cause of deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAmqcn1KFVY
>>40294524>"What? Tension? I don't see any steel cables around here, or even piano wires. Build-up? I've been in the showers, not a spot of mold or mildew. You "need release"? From what? The door is right there, no one is holding you hostage in your own house. I already know where all the Dragon Balls are, why would I need to look for one of them!? DAMN IT WOMAN! I'm going to go train!"
>>40294548He probably trained a bit with King kai as well, he will be ready to kick ass when Revival of F happens, Kaioken 100% Roshi Kamehameha
>>40294598>Roshi goes 100% mode>"How cute, you got taller.">Roshi: "KAIOKEN TIMES 100!!">"Kaio wha -"
>>40294649>>40294620How high does the Kaioken go, anyway?
>>40294678Not sure, but I love how it CAN be combined with Super Saiyan.. only for Goku to only do that once and never again.
>>40294678The highest in movies? x100In canon? x20Then there is the Super Kaioken
>>40294731>>40294726So, Super Kaioken x100 SSJ3 Goku when?Beerus noping the fuck out cause of it when?
>>40294771Super Kaioken xANYTHING SS3 would rip Goku to shreds. SS3 or Kaio Ken individually have that risk already.Still, it'd be a cool sacrifice move.
>>40294771Kaguya x Gohan fused Super Saiyan Super Human Rampage Drive Kaioken x 20 selfdestruct.For when you absolutely, positively, have to destroy every motherfucker within a light year.
>>40294798>implying this canon isn't already so off the rails fucking broken that our Goku couldn't do itHe's the true end game boss.Super Kaioken x100 SSJ3 Majin Demigra'd Baby Great Ape Goku.I'm not drunk, why do you ask?
>>40294163Wonder if Freeza is going to have flashbacks of Kaguya beating the crap out of him in Namek when he runs into us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owt4J3NcUQA
>>40294825Super Kaioken x100 Superhuman SSJGSSJ Golden Form Majin Demigra'd Baby Great Ape (analogue) Cell Jr, with his own set of Dragon Balls.
>>40294835So should we rub even more salt on his wounds by repeating what we said to him on Namek"Allow me to remind you, I am the legend that you fear, the legendary warrior that appears every one thousand years. I am Kaguya Pendragon, the legendary Super Human" something like this.
>>40294878>implying Cell Jr would allow outside influences on him for any reasonFucking please.Besides, where we're going, we don't need SSJG, because Our Goku is going to potara fuse with Geets and go Superkaioken x100 SSJ3 mode.Think about it.Our canon fighters Vegeto SKK x100 SSJ3.Absolutely unstoppable.
>>40294913Dude, if it's Potara fusion, it doesn't even have to be with Vegeta. He could just do it with Gohan like he planned. Or, fuck, NAPPA.So, yeah SKK x100 SSJ3 Goppa!
>>40294959Nappa's weaker than Geets since he still kept the power boost from getting majin'd and two zenkai boosts