OKAY LETS TRY THIS ONE MORE TIMEYOU ARE OSCAR "MIKE" GOLD SWAT OPERATIVE/FAN-FICTION WRITER CURRENTLY WALKING ALONGSIDE CHROM RAGTAG CREWYou hate the concept of walking, you really, really do, you really want to find a car somewhere in here."Are you tired Oscar?" Chrom says seemingly with no sweat running from his face"Maybe youre more cut for sneaking and killing instead of walking" Ocelot scoffs at you with a half-laughter"Come on onee-chan, dont be so mean to him!" Lissa says with a smile, "have you forgot that everyone is pretty much tired? you were stealing some water from Fredericks canteen just now!"Chrom face gets a small tint of red as this new information is revealed while Frederick gives him a mean glare>"We should set up camp for now">"Come on people the more we talk the less we're walkin">(pick up the pace as a means of challenge)
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>>40304723>"We should set up camp for now"
>>40304723>(pick up the pace as a means of challenge)Bitch we did S.E.R.E training!
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>40304723>(pick up the pace as a means of challenge)Remember the time we served?Remember when we tried for BUDS?Remember failing?NEVER AGAIN
>>40304723>(pick up the pace as a means of challenge)Fucking SWAT.We've taken afternoon walks worse than this.
>>40304723Woah, woah, woah is this bishie sparkle prince calling you slow? Youre fucking SWAT bitch.You pick up the pace in pure spite, even though your body was saying its getting tired of your shit. What was a brisk walk evolved into a quick trot just to see if Chrom would comply. As expected Chrom having doubts about his masculinity like anybody else start following your leadIn the distance you can see a confused Lissa and Frederick and a snickering Ocelot as you start transforming your trot into an all out marathon. >roll 1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>40305361SWAT!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40305361ok
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>40305361
>>40305483>>40305361Holee fuck, we the Flash now
>>40305361Just as expected, Your patented SWAT training is too much for royal blueblood to handle and in no time Chrom starts losing his footing due to previous exposure to bitch-you-can't-run-for-shit poison "H-huh It....seems... you have some skill" Chrom says as he grasps for air "I'm... glad we.... have capable soldiers"as you take a glance at the party following up you see they're going with a more quick trot than before but still nothing to your super happy fun SWAT time>"It's nothing, you had me pushing hard you know">"Ha..Ha...HAA">Now you show him your ACTUAL running capabilities (run faster)
>>40305675>"It's nothing, you had me pushing hard you know"
>>40305675>"It's nothing, you had me pushing hard you know"It's always bugged me that fire Emblem doesn't allow gay babies.
>>40305675"it's nothing, you had me pushing hard you know" you say with your most masculine voice and in no way implying anything else"He he" Chrom lets out a small laugh now with hi lungs running properly "we should try this again sometime""Yeah, we should" You reassure him"Oneee-chaaan" Lissa says as she starts resting from following your quick charade "we GOTTA set up camp now..""Agreed" Frederick says with not even a sweat in his face, looks like he was holding down and letting the kids play"Look like the snake can run as fast as a man!" Ocelot gets a quick laugh from his joke as he gets some short breaths of air.>Lets camp right here in the road>I think there may be an abandoned fort around here...
>>40306320>I think there may be an abandoned fort around here...Can we teach Lissa how to play jockey?
>>40306320>I think there may be an abandoned fort around here...>You ever seen a sidewinder?
>>40306320"I think there's an abandoned fort around here" you inform the crew, you knew what was coming so you might as well be as prepared as you could""A fort? why do we need to go to a fort?" Chrom says with a questioning faceFuck you didn't plan this, "W-Well there's always..the" You say as you try to find answers"I support his plan sir" Ocelot says" A fort will help us shield for any bandit looking for revenge for their fallen comrades, and you never know when the situation should arise that we need to fortify ourselves""Hmm very well" Chrom concedes "Oscar, take us to that fort you say""I hope it isn't too far away!" Lissa moans in reluctance"Don't worry milady, forts are a common sight around these forests" Frederick reassures >(cont)
>>40306729Why did Ocelot helped you? you leave that question behind as you reach a small fort in the middle of the woodsHaving set camp you wait for Frederick to come with some food while you wait in the burning fire"So Oscar how about you tell me something about yourself?" Chrom asks you"Yeah! If were gonna fight together we at least need some info about you" Lissa joins with Chrom about the questioning"Information is always priceless you know? It's the least you can do" Ocelot says in a inquisitive manner>Tell about your time with the Ikari unit>Talk about your experience with the G.H.O.S.T squad>Talk about your homeland and life before joining the force
>>40306915>Talk about your experience with the G.H.O.S.T squad
>>40306915>>Talk about your experience with the G.H.O.S.T squadWOOOOO!
>>40306915>Talk about your experience with the G.H.O.S.T squadBOO!
>>40306915You star warming your hands as you tell of your time with the G.H.O.S.T squadYou tell them about how you were pretty much last option for recruitment but a guy was sick the day of launch and you got pulled over from the barracks. You make sure to leave details that confirm you're not from this worldYou take your time describing your adventures with Kozack, Pepper and 30k while everyone watches you intensely "A man of experience huh" Ocelot grins "I'll make sure to remember that""Sugoi!" Lissa gasps like a little girl while Chrom gets a little laugh from her sister reaction "you must be really cool!" "he he, its nothing" You say half-embarrassedAfter eating some bear meat (which is better than you though it would be) everyone gets to their makeshift sleeping beds and start getting some restExcept you... cuz you know what comes after this>get up early and try to intercept what's coming>get some rest and let everything go its natural flow
>>40307337>get up early and try to intercept what's comingNo breaks on the neck break train
>>40307337>get up early and try to intercept what's coming
>>40307337>>get up early and try to intercept what's coming
>>40307365so many breaks.Just no brakes.Remind me what happens here?
>>40307337Come on youre better than some idiot that says things must go their "natural order"You slip out of your sleeping bag and search for the closest image to the map in the game as you can.after finding a vantange spot in some woods you consider about taking you S&W...>CHOOSE DIFFICULTY>REALISTIC: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYOMORE IN THIS QUEST>HARD: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS BUT YOU CAN CRAFT BULLETS IF YOU FIND A GOOD ENOUGH BLACKSMITH>NORMAL: YOU SEEM TO ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE CHAMBER WITH YOU, YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM BUT IT HELPS
>>40307567>>HARD: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS BUT YOU CAN CRAFT BULLETS IF YOU FIND A GOOD ENOUGH BLACKSMITH
>>40307567>HARD: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS BUT YOU CAN CRAFT BULLETS IF YOU FIND A GOOD ENOUGH BLACKSMITH
>>40307567>HARD: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS BUT YOU CAN CRAFT BULLETS IF YOU FIND A GOOD ENOUGH BLACKSMITHHey, we could get special bullets too.
>>40307567>HARD: YOUR GUN HAS 6 BULLETS BUT YOU CAN CRAFT BULLETS IF YOU FIND A GOOD ENOUGH BLACKSMITH>WE CAN ALSO PICK UP SOME KNICLE DUSTERS.
>>40307567The bullets had a simplistic enough design that you could probably ask a city blacksmith to craft some of themYou decide to wait in your vantage point like any good sniperTurns out you're not a really good sniper so you start dozing off from tiredness and sleep deprivation>roll 1d20
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40307731
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>40307731
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>40307731MERICA
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>40307731Luck be a lady.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40307731
>>40307784Fuck you, you forgot the apostrophe.Maybe if you'd put it in you would have been a second later.
>>40307809Rolls depend on time though>>40307786>>40307731Maybe he considers it so we fail terribly but suddenly a turn of luck happens a second later
>>40307731>C-C-C-CRITFAILoh boy that ground sure looks comfy...you fall flat to the ground and pretty much forget whatever you were doing before being stealth man extraordinaire.......mmf man Leona looked cute with that outfit.... "ONEEE-CHAAAN!""OSCAR WHAT THE HELL""OH GOD SO MUCH BLOOD"wuh? OH GOD YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE BATTLEOH GOD YOU HAVE A WOUND (-4 hp! 15/11 hp reamining!)OH GOD VIRION IS BEING STABBED BY RISEN>PANIC>PANIC MORE>Assess the situation THEN PANIC
>>40307940anyone that dosent know the rule i take best of first three rolls
>>40307940>We have a gun, USE IT!
>>40307940>>Assess the situation THEN PANIC
>>40307940>Assess the situation THEN PANIC>PANIC MEANS SHOOT THINGS!
>>40307940>Assess the situation THEN PANIC>>40307971But do crits take precedence or do they just cancel highest? Seems like precedence.Schucks
>>40308038take presedence buddy
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>40307940SHOOTTHINGS
>>40307940WELP I GUESS IS TIME FOR...FOR... I DUNNO MAN THIS SHIT IS WACKOH RIGHT YOU HAVE A GUN. LETS USE THE GUN. GUN BEATS NOT-GUN RIGHT!?>roll 1d20 (-2 for PANIC)
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>40308096and this is why you don't use d20>>40308112
Rolled 6 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>40308112
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>40308112
Rolled 3 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>40308112
Rolled 14 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>40308112
>>40308117>>40308112Eh 14 is good enough
>>40308112You aim your gun as best as you can but with all the current PANIC AT THE DISCO you're having your shots miss their targets and you are left with a more lightweight gun and nothing else>3 BULLETS LEFTwhile you could have scared a normal enemy with the sound of your pistol, risen aren't normal enemies and instead of feeling they start getting closer to you due to the sound you createdcalmed sown and with your determination fueled you decide these risen need to have a nice little ground nap>LETS TAKE THIS CLOSE AND PERSONAL>Retreat and take this situation like a proper SWAT OPERATOR
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40308338>LETS TAKE THIS CLOSE AND PERSONALCome on dice gods
>>40308338>>Retreat and take this situation like a proper SWAT OPERATOR
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40308338>LETS TAKE THIS CLOSE AND PERSONAL
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>40308338DO THEY HAVE NECKS?THEN THEY CAN BE BROKEN
>>40308357>>40308415>>40308402why are you guys rolling he never put down the need for a d20.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>40308438because rolling dice is fun
>>40308338>LETS TAKE THIS CLOSE AND PERSONALProve that you actually CAN fight unarmed in Fir Emblem.
>>40308338Fuck this shit, you're done with this goddamn risen bullshit these guys are going DOWNYou start getting close to the risen no weapon in hand just your fists and a whole lotta rage.You see 2 Risen with bad quality swords charge at you>roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40308492BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODNECKS FOR THE NECK BREAKING
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>40308492
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>40308492
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>40308538>>40308521>>40308516This is the bane of depending entirely on dice.
>>40308557this is also what happens when people roll for no reason.
>>40308585How so?That post makes no sense
>>4030849215 is above average we're fine
>>40308492You counter the badly done sword swings by dodging left and right like a proper boxer would do. You do a back dodge while putting yourself in a boxing stance and delivering a quick 1,2 to the first risen followed by a brutal haymaker making his neck make sounds that only nutcrackers are supposed to doThe second risen is a bit more tough and manages to give you a solid jab on the gut making you grasp for air before hitting you with the hilt of his sword.>(-2 damage! 9 health remaining)With every bit of your body you deliver a massive uppercut to the risen and leave him in the ground after a few Curbstomps against a rock the risen is no moreLooks like more risen are joining the fray you count at the least 3 of em>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK>TACTICAL RETREAT
>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACKFire our gun as we close up, then proceed to engage in melee
>>40308724>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
>>40308724>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACKWhat's the status of our team?
>>40308724You make a quick plan and start approaching the risen with your gun pointing at them hoping those 3 bullets will be enough to kill them all and not resorting to more melee fights with your damaged body>roll 2d20 (first for gun, second for melee)
Rolled 19, 15 = 34 (2d20)>>40309010Nice
>>40309019>>40309010Well no more rolls needed
>>40309042 rules still apply. who knows? you might get a 1 or a 20...
Rolled 4, 12 = 16 (2d20)>>40309010C'mon 1s!
Rolled 16, 15 = 31 (2d20)>>40309010>>40309042Let's push our luck!
Rolled 19, 19 = 38 (2d20)>>40309081Eh not worth it imoButbok>>40309081
>>403090101,2,31 bullet, 1 head>NO MORE BULLETS, ITS KILL OR BE KILLED NOWYou adjust your stance and calmly walk towards some dumb founded ragtag team of people"WHAT IN THE GODS NAME IS THAT" Chrom yells"Is it some new form of sorcery!?" Frederick exclaims"WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING!?" Oh right Virion is here too with deep cuts and wounds"SHUT UP OR THIS WILL HURT EVEN MORE" Sully shouts while Lissa is healing him franticallyMeanwhile Ocelot just glares at you with a mysterious intent>Explain the situation like a proper OPERATOR>Stutter and flail about like a complete buffoon>What are you shouting about? I just threw some knives at their faces, you probably need to get your eyes checked
>>40309354>It's pretty great, huh?>Too bad it plays hell on my wallet
>>40309354>>What are you shouting about? I just threw some knives at their faces, you probably need to get your eyes checked
>>40309354>Explain the situation like a proper OPERATOR"Uh, it's tiny bombs"
>>40309354>Explain the situation like a proper OPERATOR
>>40309354>Experimental technology. Top secret, can't explain it. My apologies.
>>40309354"Heh heh heh" you say reassuredly "....its tiny bombs""....what..." they all say in unison"pretty great right?" you keep talking "it makes a dent in my wallet but it's really good at what it does!""S-S-S-SUGOOIII" Lissa squeals "that's the coolest thing I've ever seen! Tiny bombs? Who would have thought of that! This makes bow and arrow technology completely obsolete" Lissa immediately takes your pistol from its pocket and starts looking at it with the same gaze a kid gives to a new toy"What type of gunpowder does it use? How heavy is it with all ammunition loaded it? is it loaded right now? What this trigger does?" Lissa keeps saying as she keep squeezing the trigger, thank god there's no ammo left "ohmygodsohmygodsohmyogds""Lissa calm down until we reach the capital, then we can pester Oscar about all your questions" Chrom says making Lissa shower herself in a shade of red>(cont)
>>40309685...Does Lissa want an S rank with us?
>>40309685After patching yourself up and making sure everyone is ready to hit the road you notice something oddYou killed a lot of risen. Way too many risen for just the first chapter. This was supposed to be around 5 maximum and that the amount of enemies you fought ALONE. There was something odd with this>"hey Chrom did a guy came around here to help us?">Save your question for later
>>40309784>"hey Chrom did a guy came around here to help us?"
>>40309784>>"hey Chrom did a guy came around here to help us?"
>>40309784"Hey Chrom did a guy came around here to help us"?"Huh? what are you talking about the only people that came here were Virion and Sully" Chrom says puzzled by your statement "Why is there something wrong?""No I just thought I saw something" You exclaimSo Lucina isn't here and you don't know why...this isn't the game you knew and even though it never crossed your mind..You instinctively turn your eyes towards Ocelot...>And that its folk! I'm running this quest every weekends unless stated otherwise! So come back next week for FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST
>>40309923Oh no, mai waifuSee ya mate. Thanks for running
>>40309969We still have Lissa.