Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eighteen years of age>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these
Attacking Goku like this would be insane, and you know it. So, you opt for the (slightly) stronger strategy of defensive combat. You drop into the proper stance, and Goku vanishes from your sight. You spin as you sense him behind you, just in time to receive a punch to the face that sends you sliding on your back across the ring, dangerously close to the edge. You push yourself back to your feet just in time to see Goku come rushing at you, landing a kick to the jaw that sends you flying from the ring.You manage to stop yourself from hitting the ground by locking onto Goku's energy signature, teleporting behind him and throwing a kick at the back of his head. Goku ducks, and you land in front of him, sliding back and firing a powerful energy wave.Goku leans to the side, and the attack slides right past him. Redirecting it, you send the attack at his back, only to see him lean forward, and the blast shoot over him, heading right for your face. You redirect it at the last moment, sending it back to Goku, who knocks it back into the sky."I almost had you there," he comments with a chuckle before stepping forward.His next punch strikes you in the cheek, sending you sliding backwards near the edge once more. It hurt like hell, but you can tell that he held back on that punch.You don't think you'll be winning this match, but you aren't about to just give up. Dropping back into a defensive stance, you prepare for the next round.Goku vanishes once again, and this time you leap into the air, narrowly avoiding being struck by the Super Saiyan's elbow. He chases you into the sky, catching up in seconds and landing a powerful punch to your gut before sending you crashing back to the ground.You're in a lot of pain, and it takes time for you to find the energy to stand. But, you push yourself back up and decide what to do next.>A. Enough of this, attack with everything you have>B. Stay on the defensive>C. Surrender>D. Something else
>>40328094>>A. Enough of this, attack with everything you have
>>40328094>A. Enough of this, attack with everything you have
If we have to use Rampage Drive, don't go until unconsciousness. If we haven't beat him by the end of it just surrender. No need to go passing out on everyone.
>>40328094>A. Enough of this, attack with everything you havePrep some After Images and a flash bang
>>40328192You're done standing around waiting to get pummeled. It's time to take your turn on the offensive.You explode into the air after Goku, quickly reaching your opponent and beginning your attacks with a strong punch. Goku parries your right-handed punch, then blocks a strike from your left knee. He blocks a strike from your left hand, only to receive a kick to the jaw from your right leg.As Goku's head snaps back, you gather energy, firing a powerful wave of it at the Super Saiyan. Goku easily deflects it, and answers with a quick blast that sends you crashing back to the floor of the ring. Locking onto his energy, you teleport behind Goku, only to punch through an afterimage. Goku appears behind you, and you spin just in time to have his fists slam down on your head, sending you spinning back towards the ground.Teleporting again, you appear beside Goku, throwing a punch that he quickly blocks, and a kick that nearly hits him in the head before he ducks beneath it. He answers with a punch of his own, and, while you're unable to stop it, this time you're able to bring your hands up to make a defense. His punch smashes through your guard, striking you in the face and knocking you back.That punch hurt less than a lot of the others, but you don't think that Goku did it like that on purpose. That's when you really feel it. His power is decreasing. >A. Ask if he spent any time trying to master this form>B. Tell Goku that his energy is draining fast>C. Attack with everything you've got>D. Something else
>>40328614>>C. Attack with everything you've gotDon't let him know, we can talk after we win or lose.
>>40328614>C. Attack with everything you've got
>>40328614>C. Attack with everything you've got>D. Something elseWolf Fang fist then After Image before reaching him and attack him from the side
>>40328614>C. Attack with everything you've got>D. Something elsePrepare an IT incase things get bad
>>40328614>>B. Tell Goku that his energy is draining fast>>C. Attack with everything you've gotI dont think there's any harm in telling him. He probably realizes it himself and he's our friend.
>>40328645You aren't about to point out your advantage to Goku. Besides, odds are he's already noticed it on his own.You rush forward again, teleporting at the last moment to attack Goku from the side with a Wolf Fang Fist. Goku manages to block the first few strikes easily, but soon he's having real trouble keeping himself from being hit. And, your double-palm strike catches him right in the gut, knocking him away from you and letting you charge him once again.Goku's fighting with everything he has now, but with his energy decreasing and your power on the rise, the battle is becoming a real struggle for him. But, rather than being discouraged by this, Goku just seems excited.The two of you fight in the middle of the sky, exchanging attacks faster than any normal person could possibly keep track of. Powerful gusts of wind are created every time one of you throws a punch or kick, and whenever an attack makes contact or collides with another, shockwaves are sent everywhere. Goku finally lands a left hook to your face, but you answer with a kick that knocks him away and disorients him enough for you to land several strong attacks. He recovers soon, catching one of your punches and slamming his foot into your gut, causing you to hunch over and allowing him to elbow you in the back.You plummet toward the floor of the ring, managing to land in a crouch before standing up and catching a powerful kick from your friend. You throw him back into the sky and he lands across from you, rushing forward and throwing a quick series of punches. You block most of them easily, but the last one breaks through your defenses and slams into your cheek.You barely feel it. Goku's eyes go wide for a moment, and he looks down at his hands before smiling and reverting to his normal state."Well, I give up," he tells you.>A. Ask if he's sure>B. Tell him he fought well>C. Something else
>>40329083>A. Ask if he's sure>B. Tell him he fought well
>>40329083>>B. Tell him he fought well>>C. Something elsePat him on the back."Hey, welcome to the club of having power ups with serious time constraints. At least yours doesn't make you pass out at the end."(Jokingly)
>>40329083>A. Ask if he's sure>B. Tell him he fought well>C. Something elseAsk if he spent any time trying to master this form
>>40329152"You fought well," you tell him, giving a pat on the back. "And hey, welcome to the club of having power ups with serious time constraints. At least yours doesn't make you pass out at the end, hehe."Goku chuckles. "Yeah. This is the first time I've ever used Super Saiyan Three in a fight before. It drains my energy really quickly. I'm going to need some serious training if I want to use it effectively."After a few minutes, nobody else has stepped up to challenge you. So, Cell Junior calls the end of the tournament, and declares you the true world champion."But, one day I will defeat you," he promises.Bailey steps into the ring, smiling as she approaches. "Kaguya, you've just defeated both martial artists who challenged your title as champion. After winning two tournaments in the span of a single week, what are you doing to do next?">A. You're going home>B. You have a date>C. You don't know>D. You have school tomorrow>E. Something else
>>40329490>A. You're going homebecause>D. You have school tomorrow
>>40329490>E. Something elseGoing to an arcadeAsk our friends if they want to come, since we do owe Buu some play time
>>40329490>A. You're going home>D. You have school tomorrow
>>40329490>>C. You don't know
>>40329521Seconding, since we need some down time after training for an entire week.
>>40329521We did promise to play with him in the last thread
>>40329521Either that or go to an amusement park, mini date, hanging out with friends, and down time mixed together
>>40329490>>B. You have a datedid you dipshits forget Videl already?
>>40329633Yeah, i'll change mine >>40329553 to>>40329633seems more fun
>>40329665This is more of a freeform 'what did you want the next update to be'?
>>40329633Let's not do it too much though. Remember what happened last time we tried a slice of life simulator?
If we call it a night for school we need to take this opportunity to tell our fans to stay in school, because mental gains are just as important as physical gains. [Spoiler]God Emperor of Mankind Kaguya when[/spoiler]
>>40329777Yeah but the prompts were basically asking what SoL thing do you want before shit hits the fan again.Nice trips
>>40329826It was just a reminder, friend.>nice tripsThey have to come from deep inside
>>40329633"I'm going to Dreamland!" you announce.And, so you do, taking many of your friends with you and having a grand old time. Buu enjoys all of the snacks, and some of the rides quite a bit. Cabba, Drake, Trunks, and Goten get on every ride several times, then spend hours at the arcade. You mostly spend time with Videl, making something of a date out of it, while also keeping an eye on your little sister and her friends. You notice that Gohan and Haya seem to be spending most of their time at Dreamland together as well, and wonder if you should ask him about that later. The Saiyans spend most of their time eating (Goku even challenges Buu to an eating contest) and Mr. Satan signs autographs for a while before sneaking away with Buu and the others. It's overall a great day, and life is good.For the next few months, things are quiet. You go to school every day, hang out with your friends, go on dates, train, look after your sister, and so on. And, to top it all off, today, Yamcha has taken you to otherworld to receive a bit of training from King Kai."Alright buddy, I'll be back later if you need me. For now, I have a date," Yamcha tells you before vanishing with his Instant Transmission."So, the great Kaguya has finally come to me for training," King Kai says, his hands folded behind his back. "And what makes you think you are worthy of training under the illustrious King Kai?">A. Well, you have saved Earth and countless other worlds several times>B. He trained a lot of your friends, so why not you?>C. Make a joke (specify)>D. Something else
>>40329882>>C. Make a joke (specify)"Because I am the Legendary Super Human!"*imitate Vegeta's voice">A. Well, you have saved Earth and countless other worlds several times
>>40329882>C. I have great king-dentials
>>40329882>A. Well, you have saved Earth and countless other worlds several times>B. He trained a lot of your friends, so why not you?>C. Because if you don't I will PUNish you.
>>40329882>C. Make a joke (specify)I'm not dead on my feet like everyone else that comes here through Snake Way.
>>40329882A, B, and these two Cs>>40330057>>40329940
>>40330060>>40330083>>40330057>>40329944"Well, I've saved the world and a bunch of others several times, and you trained my friends," you tell him. "I'm not as dead on my feet as they were, and if you don't train me, I might have to PUNish you."King Kai snorts, covering his mouth and trying to stifle his laughter. His monkey, Bubbles, dances in place, saying something you can't understand. "Okay, you're in," King Kai agrees. "But I'm frankly not sure what I can teach you. I mean, ten times gravity has gotta be nothing to you by now, and the Kaio-Ken would kill you.">A. You want to learn the Spirit Bomb>B. You want to learn Instant Transmission>C. Something else
>>40330236>B. You want to learn Instant Transmission
>>40330236>B. You want to learn Instant Transmission>C. Something elseAnd possibly help me figure out an energy efficient way to use my Rampage Drive
>>40330236>B. You want to learn Instant TransmissionProper IT this time.
>>40330236>B. You want to learn Instant Transmission>C. Something else"King kai, you said there were three other kai's besides you. Does that mean they have strong fighters that have died that train under them?"
>>40330280"I want to learn Instant Transmission," you tell him."Instant Transmission, hmm?" King Kai asks. "Well, sure, I can teach you that! You've figured out a lot of it yourself. Most of it, in fact. You just have to be able to sense and lock onto an energy, then will yourself to that source of energy. It also helps to be able to sense things far away."He walks toward the edge of his planet, staring down into the cloudy sky below. "I can sense your world, and every other in the North Quadrant from here. Spend enough time here, and you'll be able to do it too."He points to the spot next to him. "Sit here and don't move until you can sense an energy on Earth. Then, I want you to teleport to it.">A. Do as he says>B. Something else
>>40330566>A. Do as he says
>>40330566>A. Do as he saysVidel's or Gohan's for surprise!
>>40330566>>A. Do as he says
>>40330566>A. Do as he saysGo to DragonMexico, take a sombrero, give it to Kai.
>>40330566>A. Do as he saysGo to Videl I'm sure she'd be surprised
>>40330599INB4 we get kicked again or punched by Gohan this time.
>>40330566>>A. Do as he saysYou really want to stretch this out huh?
>>40330577You take a seat where King Kai instructs, and do as he says, focusing for hours and stretching out with your senses in an effort to locate the Earth.At first, you're only able to sense King Kai, Bubbles, and Gregory, but soon, you can sense something on the nearby Snake Way, and even further at the check-in station. As the hours pass by, your senses expand further and further, until you can finally sense Earth, or, at least, some people on it. You find Videl first, and sense Majin Buu with her, and Drake.Shit, that's right, Videl and Hercule were coming over for dinner tonight.>A. Say goodbye to King Kai>B. Teleport there>C. Ask King Kai to get Yamcha to take you back>D. Something else
>>40330875>A. Say goodbye to King Kai>B. Teleport there
>>40330875A and B.
>>40330875>>A. Say goodbye to King Kai>>B. Teleport therePractice makes perfect. No time like the present.
>>40330875>A. Say goodbye to King Kai>B. Teleport there"Oh fuck! I forgot about dinner! Bye King Kai, I'll be back soon!"
>>40330875>>B. Teleport there>A. Say goodbye to King Kai
>>40330921"Oh, man! I forgot about dinner!" you shout. "Bye, King Kai! I'll be back soon!"You touch your fingers to your head like you always see Yamcha do, and in an instant you appear in front of Videl and Mr. Satan. The two yell in surprise, and the latter nearly passes out.Videl sighs, looking to make sure her father hasn't fainted as Drake comes running over, followed by Icarus."Hi, Kaguya!" your little sister says with a smile.Icarus makes a little growling noise that you take as a hello."Kaguya! Where did you come from?" Videl asks, crossing her arms. "I was starting to think that you forgot about dinner.">A. Who? You? Never.>B. Tell them that you learned Instant Transmission>C. Go inside and eat>D. Something else
>>40331108>A. Who? You? Never.>B. Tell them that you learned Instant Transmission>C. Go inside and eat
>>40331108>>A. Who? You? Never.>B. Tell them that you learned Instant Transmission
>>40331108>A. Who? You? Never.
>>40331108>A. Who? You? Never.>B. Tell them that you learned Instant Transmission>D. Something else"Sorry about that. You alright Mr.Satan?" >C. Go inside and eat
>>40331108A, "Also, I came from King Kai's planet.", B, and C.
>>40331131"Who? Me? Never," you assure her."Well, good," Videl says. "So, how did you just appear like that?""I learned Instant Transmission," you explain. "Just came from King Kai's planet.""King Kai's planet?" Videl asks in surprise. "You mean in Otherworld?""Oh, can I go?" Drake asks. "I want to meet King Kai!""You come inside now!" Buu yells from the house. "Buu hungry! Buu want eat!"Knowing from experience that arguing with Buu about this can mean only bad things, you head inside, apologizing to Mr. Satan along the way.Dinner is very pleasant. As always, your mother has prepared a delicious meal, and everybody at the table gorges themselves on the wonderful food. There is plenty of pleasant conversation, as you talk about school, training, and life in general.Soon, everyone has eaten their fill, and a pile of dishes has appeared in the sink.>A. Help your mother with the dishes>B. Ask Drake if she wants to go outside and train>C. Something else
>>40331405>A. Help your mother with the dishesAnd then afterwards, if there's time>B. Ask Drake if she wants to go outside and train
>>40331405>A. Help your mother with the dishesUnless she drags Videl then>B. Ask Drake if she wants to go outside and train
>>40331405A and if time B with Drake and Videl.
>>40331405>A. Help your mother with the dishes>B. Ask Drake if she wants to go outside and train
>>40331452You help your mother with the dishes; after all, she did raise a good boy. Videl pitches in, and with the three of you working together, it doesn't take long to finish. Your father and Mr. Satan stay at the table, smoking cigars and chatting while Buu reads a comic book and Drake plays with Icarus. "Kaguya, Videl, can we go train?" Drake asks sweetly when she sees that the two of you are done with the dishes.You tell her that sounds fun, and Videl agrees. As the three of you head for the door, Videl's watch beeps, and she motions for you and Drake to head outside before checking who is contacting her.You and your sister step outside and prepare to take off before you hear Videl shout from inside the house."You're kidding! Right? There's no way-I'll be right there."She comes outside and looks at you. "You aren't going to believe this.""What?" Drake asks curiously."Apparently, zombies are attacking Hercule City," Videl explains, not seeming to believe the words that are coming out of her mouth. "Zombies?" Drake asks. "Like dead people?"Videl nods before looking back to you. "Can you come?">A. Sure>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come alone>C. Tell Drake to stay here>D. Something else
>>40331649>>A. Sure>>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come aloneI can get us there right now! <IT>
>>40331649>A. Sure>C. Tell Drake to stay hereAw, who am I kidding, she's gonna sneak off anyway.
>>40331649>A. Sure>C. Tell Drake to stay here
>>40331649>>A. Sure>>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come aloneDrake can handle Ginyu-tier enemies. She just needs to run if she sees Cell Sr.Cell Jr comes out to fight, meets his dad, and ragekills him for murdering his siblings
>>40331649>A. Sure>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come alone>D. Either magic or this is a publicity stunt.
>>40331649>A. Sure>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come alone>D. Ask Buu if he wants to come
>>40331692>Aw, who am I kidding, she's gonna sneak off anyway.And telling her she can come will make her stay close to us, allowing us to step in and whack any enemies that might actually kill her.>B
>>40331649OH SHIT IT'S THAT TIME FOLKS!
>>40331649>>A. Sure>>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come alongIts time
Cell Jr. vs Cell Sr.
>>40331776SMUG OFF! SMUG OFF! WHOO WHOO!
>>40331786Oh goddammit, The Dicatator was also a Super Human! Fuckfuckfuck! At least it'll be a good fight!
>>40331776> Jr tries to show off to impress daddy> Sr isn't having any of it, insists that he's perfect and Jr is inferior to him> Jr proves him conclusively wrongCell Jr was temporarily the strongest character in the quest. Cell Sr is strictly small time.
>>40331776>1776CELL FIGHT CONFIRMED IN THE NAME OF AMERICA
Videl gets to meet the Ginyus, Freeza having Vietnam flashbacks of Kaguya beating his ass in Namek, Cell SR vs Cell JRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yNlPL9unj0
>>40331786>>40331806>"I have heard many tales of your exploits, Kaguya, and those of your friends. Ja, ja, zhe Super Saiyans, zhe Super Namekian, and who can forget, the glorious Superhumans. But you are here to see zhe rebirth of the superior Master Race! You shall face... zhe Legendary SUPER ARYAN!"
>>40331649>A. Sure>B. Ask Drake if she wants to come alone
>>40331902late af mate
>>40331865Somnius, I will love you forever if you do this. Please, for the love of god, do this one fight. Make it like the one challenge (besides Janemba) in this arc, but please do it.
>fusion reborn>with no fusion
Did we ever revive Kabito?
>>40331953with only us and Yamcha who can instant transmission there
>>40331865> Hitler is a super human> His fight with us brings him near to our power level, as happens in fights between unequal super humans. > We manage to convince him that *all* humans possess infinite potential> Hitler becomes one of Earth's defenders> He recruits dragon/pol/ and any martial artists militant enough to follow Hitler to super-humans and commissions a Raumwaffe from Capsule Corp> The super-nazis gut the chaotic remnants of the PTO> Hitler is crowned Chancellor of the Galaxy
>>40331933>>40331865In the very least, make him be a Super Android.Or, he could have trained under Dabura or some other baddies in hell.
>>40331690"Sure," you answer. "Drake, do you want to come along?""You bet! This sounds fun!" your little sister says excitedly."And I can get us there now," you tell everyone, grabbing Videl and Drake by their shoulders and sensing for energy.You sense...Gohan and Haya in Hercule City, along with Billy. Well, that gives you something to teleport to.In an instant you're there, finding your friends in their Saiyasentai outfits, battling hordes of rotting corpses."Hey, guys!" Gohan greets before blasting away a column of zombies."You're late," Haya adds, kicking the head clean off of one of the monsters.Billy runs into a wave of Zombies, picking one up and whacking the others with it, just seeming to be having a grand old time. Drake laughs, copying Billy and smashing Zombies with other zombies.Well, that part seems taken care of.>A. Ask what's going on>B. Ask where Kazuma is>C. Join in the Zombie killing>D. Something else
>>40331953>nobody has been dead long enough to have stealth learned it ITHmm>Old Kai is still trapped in a sword no one knows aboutOkay. Fusion never I guess.
>>40331994>he could have trained under Dabura or some other baddies in hell.Imagine what would happen if he met Freiza. They'd have so much in common they'd probably fuck.
>>40332008>A. Ask what's going on>B. Ask where Kazuma is>C. Join in the Zombie killing
>>40332008>>C. Join in the Zombie killingActivate the Saiyaman watch if we have it.
>>40332025That's not my tail, bitch.
>>40332008>>A. Ask what's going on>>B. Ask where Kazuma is>>C. Join in the Zombie killing>D"Saiyasentai White is never late Haya. He arrives exactly when he intends to. Which is right now, whats going on?"
>>40332008>>A. Ask what's going on>>B. Ask where Kazuma is>>C. Join in the Zombie killing
>>40332008C and A.
>>40332008>C. Join in the Zombie killing
>>40331985>RaumwaffeI see what you did there
>>40332058That pic is far more badass than it has any right to be considering its source material.
>>40332117And that's why we need Gohan to learn to control the Golden Oozaru, the beast within, and reach his true potential. It'd be cool to have SSJ4 and SSG in the same timeline as like divergent transformations.
>>40332200Can this be a thing, Som?
>>40332245NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOSSJ4 is garbage. 3 provides a natural endpoint of the transformations, and Golden Oozaru is a natural corollary of monkey transformation and super saiyan. If there must be a new form, make it a variant of golden ape that is super shaggy and has big head flanges like an orangutan that results from Oozaru during SSJ3.
Next update we should tell everyone to instagib Ginyu if we see him.
>>40332055"Saiyasentai White is never late, Haya," you assure your friend. "He arrives exactly when he intends to. And, in this case, that is right now. What's going on?""Zombies, or haven't you noticed?" she asks with a smirk, using a zombie's head as a bowling ball to knock down even more of them."No idea where they came from, but this is a lot more fun than studying," Gohan says, blasting away another group of them."Where's Kazuma?" you ask as Billy sends a zombie flying into the sky by hitting it with another zombie."He had a date, apparently," Haya says, not sounding like she believes it.As zombies approach you, you kick one into the others, knocking a row of them down before blasting them away. Videl kicks one into a nearby building, then punches one across the city."Attention, this is your new ruler!" a voice proclaims.Looking toward the sound, you see hundreds, perhaps even thousands of tanks barreling down the street, with a short man with a funny mustache in the lead tank."This is my country now!" he declares. "Resistance is futile, bow to your new ruler!">A. Blast away the tanks>B. Kill the little man>C. Something else
>>40331985And here I thought the chanting of Hurcule's last name was bad.
>>40332347>A. Blast away the tanks
>>40332347>A. Blast away the tanks>B. (Try to) Kill the little man (who promptly turns out to be a SUPER ARYAN!)
>>40332347>>C. Something elseStart laughing. Ask if this is real or if you hit your head fighting someone today.
>>40332347>>C. Something else"Is that who I think it is?""Drake take down the tanks.">B. Kill the little man
>>40332347>C. Something elseGohan pop quiz, can you guess who this guy is?>A. Blast away the tanks
>>40332347>A. Blast away the tanks>B. Kill the little man
>>40331933>>40331865Can you imagine if not!Hitler did a SSJ3 style speech, but for the legendary Super Aryan transformation?
>>40332347Am I the only one who is reading this in the voice of ERB's Hitler?
>>40332347>C. "Ok, this is bullshit."
>>40332347>B. Kill the little manBad Hitler no anschluss
>>40332347"That's cute." then A and B. "Guys, since we are fighting the dead we might see the Ginyus and such. If you see Captain Ginyu just kill him right away. We don't need him taking over Vegeta's or anyone else's body."
>>40332412"Vhat you see NOW ist mein normal state..."
>>40332347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-_Mx7vvxCEHitler's backLord HitlerHitler's backOh snap Lord Hitler.
>>40332465PasteBinWhy the fuck is this so hard to understand. Or wait til the end of the thread.
>>40332465May want to consider putting the writing stuff in a pastebin if it's long. Unless Somnius doesn't have a problem with it, it's usually considered a bit rude to paste long writefag stuff in the middle of a quest thread.
>>40332496>>40332481I don't much care.
>>40332368>>40332363>>40332378>>40332368>>40332382>>40332384>>40332429>>40332469"Is that who I think it is?" you ask."Exterminate zhe-" "Yeah, okay, this is bull," you comment. "Drake, destroy the tanks.""Okay!" she says cheerfully, flying into the air and blasting a cluster of tanks away."Open fire!" the little man shouts, and the tanks begin shooting at your little sister, who dances through the forest of shells as she blasts away the tanks one by one.Taking aim, you blast the little man, leaving nothing but ashes. Groaning gets your attention, and you turn to see more zombies. Some of them are wearing the exact same clothing as ones you've fought before.>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed>B. Help Drake destroy the rest of the tanks>C. Something else
>>40332596>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed>B. Help Drake destroy the rest of the tanksAw come on Somnius, we just handed you a great idea and you turned him into ashes! Whyyyyyy?
>>40332596A, and search for the source.
>>40332596>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed"I mean, I don't want to sound racist or anything. Especially after... you know what, forget it.">B. Help Drake destroy the rest of the tanksBorn with two hands, multitask a bit.
>>40332596>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed>B. Help Drake destroy the rest of the tanks
>>40332596>>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed>great ideaMore like lolrandom
>>40332621Wait for it.
>>40332596>A. Ask if those are zombies you already killed"Don't tell you gain free immortality like Garlic jr if you become a zombie"
>>40332596>C. Something else use energy attacks disintegrate the fuckers
>>40332658>we keep blasting Hitler and he keeps returning>we unlock his Super Human potential by killing him again and again>THE LEGENDARY SUPER ARYAN WILL BE THE END OF US ALL
>>40332663>shoot them all into space>Dead Space happens, but for the PTO>we have to fight zombie Cooler
>>40332465>>40332730Is this you, Somnius?
>>40332730It'd have been kinda awesome if the kung-fuhrer was actually a threat. This logic is kinda sound for almost everyone being dead for a few hundred years being a threat, actually.
>>40332639"Are those zombies ones we already killed?" you ask. "I mean, I don't want to sound racist or anything. Especially after...you know what, forget it."Turning toward Drake, you begin to help her blast away the tanks, shrinking the Dictator's army bit by bit, until only a few remain. The soldiers, to their credit, keep fighting, despite it being a futile conflict they cannot possibly win."Not so fast!" a voice you heard moments ago shouts.The Dictator comes riding on his tank, grinning up at you."I have trained for zhe past four minutes!" he declares. "And now have zhe power to crush you! I've heard about you and your friends, Kaguya! Ja, ja, I know all about zhe Super Saiyans, zhe Super Namekian, and even zhe glorious Superhumans. But, youa re here to see zhe rebirth of the super Master Race! Today, you shall face, zhe Legendary SUPER ARYAN!">A. Blast him away>B. Laugh>C. Sit back and watch>D. Something else
>>40332512The problem is my writing ALWAYS goes long. Always. Without exception. I intend to write one post, it turns into five. I intend to write three, it becomes an entire thread.I'm long winded as fuck.
>>40332764If they have a body.
>>40332768>A. Blast him away
>>40332768>B. Laugh>D. Telekinesis his mouth shut.
>>40332768>>C. Sit back and watch"You have my attention."
>>40332768>"I have trained for zhe past four minutes!"I love you, Som.>B. Laugh
>>40332768>>B. Laugh>D. Something elseLaugh some more.>A. Blast him away>B. Laugh
>>40332768B, "Riiiiiight", fly down pick him up and toss him into space.
>>40332768>A. Blast him away>D. Something else"Alright screw this, we need to find the source of this weird occurrence. Videl and I will go north and west of the city, Haya and Gohan you guys handle the east and south side of the city. Billy mind keeping an eye on my sis while you guys handle infinite lives here and his crew?"
>>40332768>B. Laugh>A. Blast him awayAnd when he survives>C. Sit back and watch (in shock)
>>40332768>B. LaughLaugh until it hurts.>C. Sit back and watch>tfw SOM uses both your dumb lines you came up with
>>40332758>>40332764Imma repost when it finished; I hate writefaggotry that's drawn out across an hour and as FUCKING usual it's running way too long. I'm writing it in Notepad now.
>>40332951Make a pastebin for it.
>>40332829>>40332801>>40332859>>40332873You laugh. You laugh and laugh until it hurts, intending to blast him away one you are done. But, when you finally stop your laughter, you see that the Dictator has changed.His hair is standing up, and has turned golden, like that of a Super Saiyan. His mustache has turned the same color, and you now sense an enormous power level coming from him.You blast at the Dictator, sending him crashing into a building down the street."Okay, we need to find whatever's causing this," you decide. "Videl and I will go North and West of the city. Haya and Gohan, you guys handle the East and South. Billy, keep an eye on Drake and handle this idiot and his crew.""I will not surrender!" the Dictator declares, appearing once again, only to be punched in the face by your sister and knocked on his rear.>A. Split up like you suggested>B. Keep fighting>C. Just look around>D. Something else
>>40333005>A. Split up like you suggested
>>40333005B, guys, knock him out and toss him into space or something.
>>40333005>>A. Split up like you suggested
>>40333005>A. Split up like you suggestedTowa are you stirring shit again?
>>40333005>D. Something else"Meet at the center of city in a hour to report anything">A. Split up like you suggested
>>40333029Whoops, suppose to be A, not B.
>>40333007>>40332986On that note: http://pastebin.com/u/DBZHumanSmut
>>40333005>A. Split up like you suggestedbut first...>D. Something elseThrow the fool at the moon. Make him sit there and think about what he did.Suddenly hidden Nazi moon base.
>>40333068Ohhhh, you're that guy. Cool.
>>40333020"Meet at the center of the city in an hour to report anything," you instruct."Right!" the others shout before departing.After an hour of fighting, you have nothing to show for it. The enemies you kill continue to return over and over, and you can't even find where they're coming from. You protect as many people as you can, and slaughter as many foes as possible, but know that it's doing little good. You fly back toward the center of the city to talk to the others, only to see a blast of energy coming up towards you.You halt, swatting it aside effortlessly, and looking down to see an old foe staring up at you.He is tall, with black, spiky hair that runs down his back. He wears brown armor, a green scouter, and has a tail wrapped around his waist."I'm impressed," Raditz says, smirking up at you. "I didn't think anyone on this rock was strong enough to swat aside an attack like that. I think I'll have some fun killing you.>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now.>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz>D. Something else
>>40333287>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now.>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz>D. Something elseDo it super casual, like swatting a fly.
>>40333287>>D. Something else"Did you suddenly forget what happened the last time you came here?">B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are>D. Laugh
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are"Hey Raditz, long time no see. You killed my neighbor last time we met. And Gohan's dad, kinda. Good times."
>>40333287>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now.>B. Tell Raditz who you are>D. Something else"Maybe go apologize to Kakarot for trying to kill him and kidnap his son. Shoot Vegeta and Nappa changed, they live here now and have kids of their own"
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are
>B. Tell Raditz who you areThen>C. Kill Raditz
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now.Redemption Time? Redemption Time!
>>40333287>Grab his tail and ask where everyone is coming from, then inform everyone Raditz is back, so keep an eye out for the Ginyus, specifically Captain Ginyu
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz>D. Something else"So you guys find anything?"
>>40333287>C. Kill Raditz
>>40333287>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now.>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill Raditz
I wonder if we told Raditz we killed Frieza he'd listen to us.
>>40333287>>40333354Supporting because whoa boys, why do we gotta kill Raditz? I mean, he wasn't as bad as Vegeta was and look at him now.
Random aside, anyone else see T4S's newest video?With any luck they'll be making episodes more frequently.
>>40333410he'd be irrelevant. Our cast of z fighters is already fuck huge already. Hell, even Nappa needs a good boost right now.
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you areThrowing in an anti-vote against >C, if that's allowed.>D. Maybe lightly maim him or something though. Just make him know you ain't to be fucked with>A. Tell Raditz that he should leave, now
>>40333287>B. Tell Raditz who you are>C. Kill RaditzTo many saiyans
>>40333478Frieza go back to hell
>>40333452Speaking of, why is Nappa Gohanning so hard? It's not very saiyan of him to not train as hard because of family, I mean even the saiyan raised on Earth ain't puttin' any stops on the train train.
>>40332951Finished all I'll write tonight. I'll continue if people like it.http://pastebin.com/kdc3fMMe
>>40333504Somebody has to Gohan, just like somebody has to Yamcha. It's an inescapable requirement of the setting.
>>40333319"Did you suddenly forget what happened the last time you came here?" you ask the Saiyan warrior."What are you talking about?" he demands. "Who are you?"You introduce yourself, and tell him that you're the little boy he met when he crashed on Earth."You...yes, I remember you," he says, smirking and rising into the sky. "I think it's time I paid you back.">To be continuedWe're done for tonight folks. Follow me @qmdralo to see when the next thread is, and ask questions anytime at ask.fm/qmdraloI'll answer questions here for a bit as well.
>>40333558Raditz status? Fucked or not fucked?
>>40333558Friends thoughts on Kaguya actually winning against SSJ3 Goku even if he was stalling him
>>40333555>>40333504Kazuma is the Gohan, isn't he?Nappa just looks bad because Goku shot from weakest to strongest in a time skip.
>>40333558Not even 10 yet. Life got you bushed?
>>40333580Depends on you>>40333584Man, that was close.
>>40333591Yamcha without the crippling fear of woman
>>40333543Damn son, Hitler stronk.
>>40333504Nappa's had a crap life. Farmhanding for the Pendragons was the first honestly happy chapter of his life, and most of that was from knowing and loving good people who cared about him.Simple friendship and kindness was enough to totally transform him. Now extend that into love for Bailey and even greater love for his daughter Cabba. Nappa never even imagined that life could be so happy.He still cares about training, obviously, but it's not his first priority. It's not even his second.
>>40333607there's no way we can redeem him. He's gon die.
>>40333604Yeah, between work, training, helping my mother around the house, and my summer course, I've been swamped.
I really would like to not kill Raditz
>>40333607So who did our friends fight while searching the city?Videl?Haya?Gohan?
>>40333636Anyone run into the Ginyus yet?
>to be continuedMy OCD has me suspicious.
>>40333651So who else sneaked off with Hercule and Buu in Dreamland?
>>40333690Piccolo, but he doesn't want anybody to know that.
>>40333690Towa and Mira. Cell Jr too, but his hiding was perfect so I didn't notice him at all.
>>40333651Did you like my Hitler story? Or my smut?
>>40333768Yes to both
>>40333779So what's after all this mess? Hirudegarn? Abo and Cado? Raichi? Beerus? All at the same time?
>>40333841Time will tell.
>>40333888>Time will tell....so, Xenoverse?
>>40333888So how were the first few days for Kaguya since he became champion and Gohan when they came back to school after the tournament?
>>40333888Where is everyone else?
>>40333888Is Kazuma really on a date?
>>40333800>>40333779Good. I will write more of both.I have the headcanon that Hitler was born a Super Human like Kaguya was, and after becoming an hero in not-1945 has been fighting every strong dead soul, his power level raising to match. He found King Cold first, fought him, and his power level raised to match.His worldview has expanded a bit since he died and he believes in the superiority of exceptional members of any species; he claims King Cold and his children are to arcosians as Aryans are to humans.Meanwhile, I want any smut I write to actually involve DBZ elements instead of just being typical BDSM porn with relevant names
>>40333888>Time will tell.This is how you say "I haven't decided yet", isn't it?
>>40333888When will Videl have her first pregnancy scare? How will Kaguya react?
>>40334022Oh god. Double super human baby! S/He gonna be so strong!
>>40334054We shall name him/her Kaguya Jr.Nobody will mess with the kid with a name like that. Or maybe everybody will. Point is, he/she will have a boy's/girl's name.
>>40333984If you go by >>40332025, you should be doing both at the same time.
>>40334103Nah, we agreed on the name involving elements that relate to god(kami)/dragons(kaguya)/and demons(videl) all mixed together
>>40333909Hectic, swarmed by other students.>>40333943Around>>40333946Yes>>40334001Bingo!>>40334022Well, that depends if/when they start being intimate, I guess.
>>40334162>Well, that depends if/when they start being intimate, I guess.Something tells me that's going to happen after the Buu saga and all its glory(insanity).
>>40334156OphisQuetzalcoatlRaRyūhōPaarthurnaxAlduinThe list from last time.
>>40334162Who is Kaz dating? Did he run into the red hair girl from Kaguya's highschool?
>>40334227Why not Kalana? She seems like she deserves it.
>>40334208>>40334156I think that's a little much guys
>>40333984>Meanwhile, I want any smut I write to actually involve DBZ elements instead of just being typical BDSM porn with relevant namesGo on! Tell me how.So, wishing for kinky shit with the Dragon Balls? Ginyu body swapping smut? Lightning speed fucks while Puar or Oolong are transformeed? Combo hate sex/fighting? Figuring out if/how Namekians can have sex or would even want too? Saiyan tail dickings?I honestly think that's a lot of /d/ragon ball stuff someone could do.
>>40334227A girl named Yukina from the city he's staying in.>>40334208I'm going to say no to those.
>>40334262>A girl named Yukina from the city he's staying in.Pretty lame DRALO, it's not like Kalana's gonna matter again, so why not throw her the based bone that is Kazuma?
>>40334245>>40334251Thought that one was for Billy
>>40334255>Tell me how...Read the two I already wrote?
>>40334262>not having Kazuma date a nice alien girlWhy hate fun?
>>40334262Then the child be named Yami. And we will teach him to be the very best at children's card games, on motorcycles.
>>40334287>DRALOFuck. Old habits die hard.
>>40334262>Kazuma x YukinaWrong shonen, Som, but I admit you made me laugh.
>>40334287>>40334296Cause Kaz is a normal dude.
>>40334262When did Kazuma become a spirit detective?
>>40334262>>40334296Man, I wanted Kazuma and a nice alien girl since before the Cell Games.
>>40334287Kalana is still training under Shen if you must know, she's not exactly a nice girl.>>40334307I beg your pardon?>>40334336Sorry mang, you killed the only alien girl you met.>>40334333>>40334327Glad you guys got it.
>>40334333Oh god, Kazuma has like 12 girls chasing him around, doesn't he? All of them aliens.
>>40334356I said CARD GAMES, ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!
>>40334404...what the hell is a motorcycle?
>>40334356>I beg your pardon?Watch more abridged series. Specifically, the original one.
>>40334356>Kalana is still training under Shen if you must know, she's not exactly a nice girl.He says like that means anything in Dragonball. 3 of the Z fighters, and arguably like 6 are former villains.
>>40334415They have motorcycles in DragonWorld. They've been shown. Don't act like you don't know!
>>40334356>>40334356Funny thing is I always expected Billy to look Kuwabara.
>>40334404That's stupid. YOU'RE stupid. It should be something better.Like...Card Gameson Dragon Balls
>>40334356>you killed the only alien girl you metFunny thing about alien girls. More than one of them.
>>40334415What you play card games on.
>>40334440He's pretty popular in his school.>>40334440Yeah, but they had to be made nice first.>>40334435>Not getting the joke>>40334476That sounds stupid.
>>40334453I'm now imagining people riding around playing games in those Jurassic World sphere things, only turbocharged.
>>40334485Well, I made extremely advanced holographic technology to used with said chilrdern's card game.
>>40334489>Summoning VR Kaguya and a couple Gohans>"I use the Kaioken on Kaguya, thereby activating his self-destruct feature!"
>>40334485Vegeta STILL isn't nice.
>>40334453>DB HeroesFuck, I want us to fight Super Pikon now.
>>40334541Vegeta will never be "nice">>40334527Whatever. Come on Crow, let's go play a children's card game, while standing completely still.ONTHE GROUND
>>40334579That sounds boring. Has there been a new episode recently?
>>40334542You know, given that he was capable of going against Super Saiyan 4 Broly in that trailer, Super Pikkon probably is around our tier.Grand Kai training is mad strong, yo. We should get on that when we die.
>>40334606Yeah. It's on TFSs website.
>>40334618Dragonball Heroes is so noncanon it hurts. Kind of like this quest
>>40334643And your point was?
>>40334527>Pegasus existing in the Dragon Ball Universe>He can predict everyone's moves before they make themWe must ascend Pegasus to a super human immediately.
>>40334625I meant besides the 2 month old one.
>>40334643Where are Goten and Trunks?What about Goku and Vegeta?
>>40334453>Female super saiyanWho is this? Vegeta's daughter?>Random arcosianI'd like to believe this is Arctus.
>>40334671Screw that, i'd take pharaoh "heart of the cards" dimensional rip magic any day
>>40334542>>40334618I really hope Pikkon shows up soon, He was kinda cool.
>>40334703On their wayOn their way
>>40334671>Pegasus vs Buu in a duel>Buu goes crazy over Toon monsters
>>40334671Ooooh Vegi boy.>Vegeta reaches SSJ4 from losing a children's card game
>>40334643You already had Super Saiyan Bardock, and that whole thing was just one giant advertisement for it.Steal more from it.Go nuts.Super Saiyan 3 Future Trunks, this abomination, Majin Future Metal Garlic Jr.! Sky isn't even the limit, because we have no limits!
>>40334748Is Janemba going to jump out of the ripped hole in Hell and fuck with Earth with his jelly beans magic
>>40334804>this abominationThat doesn't look like MAJIN Baby Super Janemba
>>40334819Now post SSJ4 Broly
>>40334809Eventually, if he isn't stopped.
>>40334819>team attack with Majin Hatchiyak and Majin Garlic Jr.That's so stupid that I love it! Let's throw the Supreme Kai at Buu, while we're at it.
>>40334834I'unno, I think MAJIN BABY SUPER JANEMBA isn't outclassed by that. I think it's far more ridiculous. The circumstances that would have to occur to birth that creature...
>>40334851What about Super Golden Majin Baby Freeza
>>40334721>The Hero avatars actually do end up as descendants of the Z-fightersI can almost see it.
>>40334848>Garlic Jr.What ever happened to him? Did Cell Jr. absorb him?
>>40334869See, that's the thing. We can make up stupid stuff like that, but MAJIN BABY SUPER JANEMBA is in an actual licensed DragonBall game.
>>40334906Drake or someone on the lookout pushed him inside it when he woke up.
>>40334894So is Super 17 (Cell Absorbed).Hell, I think MAJIN Super 17 (Cell Absorbed) is a thing too.We can take it a step further! MAJIN SUPER 17 (CELL AND CELL JR ABSORBED)!
>>40334924>>40334926Did we get a write up of it?
>>40334934Guys, who would win in a fight? MAJIN BABY SUPER JANEMBA or Super 17 (Cell Absorbed)?
>>40334959How the fuck did he even absorb Cell?
>>40334959Alternate Future Hero Super Saiyan God Broly.
>>40334991Blame Hell Fighter 17, bro.
>>40334991Machine Mutants, man. They make no goddamn sense.
>>40335007Please tell me that in that universe, Tarble is the legendary super saiyan.
>>40335053Yes. And also in that universe, Goku is the adopted son of Clark and Lois Kent.
>>40335080And Yamcha beat Freeza.
>>40335108And Arale defeated Cell.
>>40335140And Raditz has the most style.THE MOST STYLE.
>>40335140And the final villain at the end of the series is Krillen. No, I don't understand why this was made.
>>40335190After Launch becomes a Super Saiyan, right?
>>40335190he went over the deep end after 18 left him to be Vegeta's dom.
>>40335264Oh right, Goku Kent married Bulma in that timeline, how could I forget?
>>40335479Oh yeah, that was a few years after Bulma was done with Chi Chi, right?
>>40335626Yeah, at least Chi chi and Suno ended up pretty cute together.Also man, who could have expected Hatchiyak to turn good?
>>40335479I know right. And Goku Kent was even nice enough to use some of the money he got as a sex worker to get Hatchiyak a place.
>>40335736>Yamcha in the background>Tao with a whole briefcase flying in>Tori-bot at the bottomim dying
>>40335665He was a great help when Yamcha became the leader of the PTO and tried to take over Earth.
>>40335861Oh, yes, after he killed Dabura and stole his power.
>>40335896It's a good thing Time Patroller Lina Inverse and her Master Beerus arrived before things got too out of hand.
>>40335933Too bad she jobbed hard when Hollow form Majin Vegeta used his Rinnegan.
>>40335980Okay, godfuckingdammit this is getting out of hand.
>>40335980At least she held him off long enough for Super Saiyan 3 Goku Kent to master the full potential of the form and regrow his eyebrows.
>>40336037Meh, I wasn't really a fan of that arc. It couldn't really top when the Z fighters had to put an end to Cell Jr. poaching.
>>40336237But even that wasn't as good as the movie where Goku Kent fused with himself from another dimension.
>>40335007>>40335053>>40335080>>40335108>>40335140>>40335140>>40335185>>40335190>>40335264>>40335479>>40335626>>40335665>>40335736>>40335861>>40335896>>40335933>>40335980>>40336037>>40336237OK so let me get this straight.Goku in this universe is adopted by Lois and Clark, eventually makes money as a sex worker and gets a reformed Hatchiyak a place to live. Bulma hooked up with Chi-chi, then ended up with Goku, and Chi-chi hooked up with Suno. Broly became a heroic Super Saiyan God and Tarble is the Legendary Super Saiyan. The Z Fighters then put an end to Cell Jr. poaching after Arale defeated Cell. Yamcha defeats Frieza and takes over the PTO, kills Dabura and steals his powers, and is defeated by Lina Inverse with the help of Hatchiyak. Lina jobbed to Hollow Majin Vegeta with eye problems, but held him off long enough for Goku to regain his eyebrows in Super Saiyan 3. Vegeta then became 18's boy toy, and Krillin became the ultimate evil villain.And Raditz has sunglasses.Have you been taking notes, SOM? Because you should be, when we get to Xenoverse shenanigans.
>>40335264But I thought he was with Nail. Vegeta is such a slut.
>>40336314For all we know, it's an actual legitimate alternate universe now. Great job guys, we created a crack baby universe with fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>40335108Freeza had a hard life. After that, he was enslaved by a ten year old and forced to fight for his amusement.
>>40336428Well, I mean>>40334959and>>40334819are things that exist in official DB media. Did we really do THAT much worse?OK yes. Yes we did.But it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing.Eail if you read this, you know where to take your next drunken soul searching with Arctus if he looks too deep again. Or Bruce. Someone needs to do something about that kid's crazy GAINS. Terrify him with the infinite potential of the multiverse.
>>40336314Top fukkin kek.
>>40336314The fuck were you guys taking? You forgot about Gohan being born to Bulma and Goku, and being dumber than Abridged Goku, so much so that he actually forgot,how to eat once.
Things like this are why I can't actually leave you people alone anymore