You are SAMANTHA SMITH, a tubby teen, with a penchant for playing to many RPGs, who had gone to fat camp to turn her life around. After a rather ordinary bus ride, the initiation ceremony at fat camp, and settling into your cabin, you started on a walk along the jogging path which you were enjoying thoroughly. At least, you were up until a rather brief but fatal encounter with gravity, and a boulder, ended your short existence on planet earth. You now find yourself nestled under the wing of a half-bird/half-woman, who is coddling you like you are her baby. And with the fact that your naked form just emerged from a rather decent sized milky white egg and into a large nest filled with straw, sticks, and down, you may be inclined to believe after all. Your mother holds you tight to her embracing your small form as you dry off, your slick wet puffy baby feathers starting to fluffy up. You snuggle into her side and enjoy the warm comfort her wings provide, as a calming breeze blows overhead.>Wait, What!? (Freak out)>This is nice, mom. (Enjoy the moment)>Write in
>>40347604>This is nice (Enjoy the moment)
>>40347604Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!I'm your host BurningSigil. Twitter: @BurningSigilAskfm: ask.fm/BurningSigilDice System is 1d100 Roll over the DC.There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.
>>40347604>This is nice, mom. (Enjoy the moment)
>>40347604>Head back to the egg (or what remains of it)
>>40347604>This is nice, mom. (Enjoy the moment)>Get fed prechewed worms
>>40347604>Wait, What!? (Freak out)I mean, what else would you do in this situation besides go catatonic, we ain't madcap enough for this shit
>>40347604>FLEE FROM THE GIANT PERSON!
>>40347745Then you have obviously never been rolled into a feather down bed.>>40347604>This is nice, mom. (Enjoy the moment)Soup is a drink, not a food.
Calling here and getting to writing.Might take a bit as I get back into the groove.
>>40347604You might be trying to throw my haremshit off with your Reincarnation Quest and formerly landwhale MC, but jokes on you!Oviposition is muh fetish
>>40347917Congrat's you got a delusional anon! You're quest is going place!Delusional anon is here btw>>40347930
>>40347930Anon.Birds don't have ovipositors.They just lay eggs.
>>40348268Oviposition is the laying of eggs.
Our time as best egg was short lived, but will be fondly remembered.
>>40348295Its only used to refer to the laying of eggs of insects.
>>40348295Your mother is laying eggs....I spend too much time on /d/.>>40348306Don't worry, we can keep best eggshell.
>>40348356>Consume eggshell for calcium.
>>40348399Well, we can keep a chip of best eggshelluntil it starts to smell bad in a couple days.
Eggshell hat is best hat. Well, for a short while, anyway.
>>40347604>This is nice, mom. (Enjoy the moment) Another RE quest, I think we need to start worshipping that spider, I have high hopes.
>>40347604The leaves on the tree around you rustle as you snuggle into the soft under feathers of the giant holding you tight to her. There is a crinkle of the nest floor, as you shift your feet in the straw to move to press into her body, rubbing your face against the long white feathers of her wings, nestling into their all overpowering softness. She is warm, like a space heater blanket, except feathers, instead of that soft synthetic material made in China. The forest around you is quiet, occasionally you hear movement from the forest floor below but you know that this woman, your mother, loves you with all her heart. “Oh my, aren’t you just a little bundle of love.” Your mother coos softly as you press into her. As she does so, she shifts slightly to position you better against her body.You bask in the moment, ignoring the recent memories of falling to your early demise, ignoring the thoughts of grief and wonder and panic that clouded your mind in the egg. You take the moment to examine yourself, the feathers on your wings and lower body have puffed up and you find yourself covered in a fluffy white down that you would expect to see on a baby chick. You examine your body more, realize that you are the size of a toddler, your tanned skin is similar to that of your mother, in the place of your arms are two down covered white wings, and your legs bend backwards before coming to form talons. Your body is chubby with baby fat and, well, even with this you are significantly more in shape than you were as a human. 1/2
>>40348620“Twitt~ Twitt~” you hear a noise from behind your mother who turns to look over her other wing. “Oh, I didn’t forget about you, shush now and come see your sister.” Your mother says in her hushed tone. She lifts her other wing revealing another baby, she looks, well, exactly like you do. A chubby baby harpy staring up at her mother with soft fluffy wings, she toddles over on wobbily legs and bumps into mom’s body. Her gaze shifts to you and her eyes seem to look at you with confusion, like a bird seeing its reflection in the mirror for the first time.Your sister approaches you and you both stare at each other, you have the initiative.>Snuggle with your sister>There can be only one!>Hide behind mom’s wing, two of you?! Impossible!>Write In
>>40347604>don't move, don't make a sound, she has you in her grasp and is much bigger then you. wait for the right moment to flee
>>40348641>Hide behind mom’s wing, two of you?! Impossible!
>>40348641>Attempt communication. Wave to her or something.
>>40348641>something you can perch onPerch on her. Establish dominance by being in the highest spot.
>>40348641>Write Instare for a moment then shrug, then explore the nest. We'll make since of what's happening some how
>>40348641>>40348682I'll third this
>>40348641>Write InAcknowledge that this is how birds and babies work.Wonder when you're going to wake up from this strange dream.
>>40348641>Snuggle with your sister>Be prepared to get suplexed.
>>40348641>>Hide behind mom’s wing, two of you?! Impossible!
>>40348641>RKO her in midair to establish dominance.
>>40348641>Snuggle with your sister
Calling and writing
What is the call anyway?Spaghetti in the bin is not food... anymore.
>>40349048Its a more literal version of vermicelli is all.
>>40349048Attempting to communicate won with 5.Dominance was a close second with 4.
>>40349136I should have voted with dominance. Then we could have seen what communicating from a position of power would be like in newly-born harpy cultures.
>>40349172Playful Bullying is okay, Actual bullying means the person is an asshole
>>40349552You decide that your best bet is to try and communicate with your sibling, after all you never had a sister before when you were human, being an only child and all. You decide to start it off easy and attempt to use a signal any human would understand, even a baby, a friendly wave. As you go to do so you come across one slight problem. You don’t have hands anymore, and your arm is a wing, so the attempted gesture instead comes off as a chubby little baby harpy attempting to flap her wings for the first time. This gets another look of curiosity out of your sister, who starts to waddle closer to you inquisitively.Shit, that didn’t work out. Perhaps there is another way for you to communicate. Oh wait, talking, that’s a thing people do, you can communicate that way. You open your mouth to say hello to your sister,“Twit~ Twit~ Chirp~ Twit~ Twii~” is what comes out. Oh no… that’s not right. Your twin approaches at her methodical pace towards you.You look up at your mother with desperation, how are you supposed to communicate to your sister if your voice doesn’t work? The larger female harpy looks down at her two babies with anticipation and a loving smile apparently waiting for the oncoming collision.“Twit~ Cheep~ Twitt~!” you chirp up at her the moment before your sister is upon you.2/3
>>40349573Your two soft pudgy bodies collide and you are left sprawling on the floor of the nest! Your sister has her soft fluffy wings wrapped tight around your body in a hug, as your mother looks down with a face that says, this is the most adorable thing I have ever seen. But you know what’s really going on here, your older twin has pinned you to the feathers and straw of the nest floor. Thus establishing herself as the dominant of the two twins. You are forever doomed to the life of the “little sister”! What do you do now?>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)>Break free, explore the rest of the nest (Roll 1d100)>Keep up the hug, mom seems pleased>Write in (Possibly roll 1d100)
>>40349552I think you might have copied the first bit of the last update on accident.
>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)
>>40349594>Keep up the hug, mom seems pleasedDaw
>>40349594>>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)
>>40349594>Keep up the hug, mom seems pleased
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)win to be the eldest.
>>40349612>>40349625>>40349641>>40349644You guys are dicks you know that right? I mean seriously? Shame on you lot for trying to hurt a baby
>>40349602You were right, sorry about that. Forgot to delete it.
>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)Operation: adorable wrestling is go!Might want to read the first post of that set, OP
>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)We must fight! Fight circumstance, fight fate, fight destiny! We may be the younger sister, but we shall become the bigger of us!
>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)Rude!
>>40349654Dude we are a baby ourselves, we have no way of hurting her. Its just siblings roughing around a bit, don't be such a whimp.
>>40349654You realize that we are ALSO a baby, right?Plus, she started it!
>>40349654Did you not read the update?
>>40349654Did you miss the part where she tackled and pinned us? We're ust as much of a baby as she is.
Best of 3?Anybody rolling d's?>>40349594>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>40349726
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>40349594>>Flip her over and pin her, you won’t give up that easily! (Roll 1d100)I hope we lose, but we established this during the hatching! We never give up!
>>40349780there we go
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>40349726I wasn't sure how it worked in this one, if he called after closing the vote, but rolling.
>>40349726We want to roll after the vote is called. That way people don't change their vote based on the result.
Calling the vote HERE!>>40349800>>40349780>>40349761>>40349644You people are impatient. Rolling comes after I call so people don't vote switch. I thought that was a common thing?Give me 1d100 Linked to THIS POST. DC is 60 cause your sister has the high ground.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>40349863
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>40349863Woot!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>40349863>I thought that was a common thing?Some do it this way, some do it different ways, this one is definitly the better one.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>40349806That's sensible. Would he mind adding that to the OP next time?>>40349863I have been spoiled by shitty quests. Please accept my apologies and roll.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>40349863whatever
>>40349863Best of five please for the love of god!
>>40349902Nah Bo5 sucks.
>>40349902Like fuck it will be. Bo3 5ever.
>>40349902With d100 and Bo5 you might as well not roll at all because you are virtually always going to succeed.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>40349863Rolling for a double forward Force somersault with Force Jump and Vorpal Slice
>>40349893>Mfw we supplex her....Please take this roll Sigil!
>>40349945We aren't going to supplex her anyway, we want to get on top not break her spine.
>>40349876>>40349882>>40349884Establishing dominance is a go, sister doesn't stand a chance!>>40349893That wasted 100...Sorry anons, gotta stick to my guns.Continuing writing after I grab some dinner. So expect this update in 1 hour.
>>40349902Nah, best of three is better. Besides, 88 and 79 were both good rolls. With a 100, we might have thrown her out of the nest, with her landing on a boulder with her head.
>>40349982Remember Questers, a 100 doesn't result in a best of all worlds outcome, merely an extremely unexpected success.
>>40349982That would actually be closer to a 1.Murdering our sister is a bad outcome.
>>40349974PS. Have you thought about not asking for d's in the options and only announcing whether a roll is needed when you've announced the result?
>>40350065I'll keep that in mind >>40349982Actually a 100 winds up with you chucking her out of the nest and mom having to fly her back up.
>>40350126>Actually a 100 winds up with you chucking her out of the nest and mom having to fly her back up.Would that've resulted in a "Aww, baby's first roughhouse," or "I need to keep an eye on this one."
>>40350126Well then you're a shit QM for having a nat100 success have a bad outcome
>>40350202Nah, fuck you. A nat100 just means you succeed alot, it still comes down to what you tried to do to begin with.
>>40350202> I'm a whiny bitchOh great, we got 'those' people here
>>40350202How is that a bad outcome? Are you developmentally disabled?
>>40350249I suppose it could be bad since Mom probably wouldn't appreciate us chucking our sibling out of the nest, more of a "be more careful" sort of thing, but still.
>>40350279Well, it's more of a crash course on flight
>>40350065>>40350126I kinda like knowing if there is a roll attached to an option, myself.
>>40350318Maybe just adding a bracketed note to certain options saying "dice" if a roll will be needed for it. Of course, it's all up to OP >>40347604
>>40350194Accurate>>40350202No, a bad outcome would have been to kill off your sister. >>40350223This guy knows what's up.>>40350318That might be a good idea. An indication for rolls.Back from eating dinner and Writing!
>>40350307well it would certainly put her on a crash course
>>40349594Your sister holds you in her wings, pressing her face up against yours and rubbing back and forth. To the untrained eye this would be an adorable moment of affection between two young baby siblings, but you won’t be fooled! Your eyes flare with the burning passion of every younger twin forced into the role of being the “little brother/sister despite being a few minutes late”. You shall not be defeated in this arena to establish what will no doubt go down in history as the deciding factor for which twin is the superior one! You struggle against your sister who keeps you pinned to the soft nest floor with her fluffy vice grip. “Chir~?” she coos in confusion, as you begin rocking back and forth in an attempt to flip her to be the one on the bottom.“Chirp! Chee~!” she cries out to mother as you wrap your wings tightly around her midsection, using the momentum you got from rocking back and forth to flip her so that way she is the one pressed on her back. She must be accepting of her fate as she doesn’t even struggle as you press her to the soft floor of the family nest. Now positioned on top, you have done it! You have become the dominant twin! With an excited “Chip~ Chirp~Tweet~.” You celebrate your victory over your sister who still hasn’t let go of you with her downy wings. “D’awww, you’re bonding already.” Your mother coos out at the sight of your complete and total ownage of your twin sister. She wraps her wings around the two of you at which your sister releases her grip as the two of you are cradled in your mother’s wings. She kisses each of you on the forehead before setting you both back down in the nest in sitting positions. 1/2
>>40351313“Chirp, Twi~ Tweet!!” your sister begins twittering loudly in protest of something. You tilt your head in her direction confused as to why she is suddenly making quite the fuss.“Oh, did all that playing make you hungry?”” your mother tuts to your sister. “Well, I’ll go see what I can rustle up for the two of you stay right there and listen to your sister if anything happens, and leave the youngest alone.” At this she stands up to her full height and after briefly adjusting her position in the nest, she spreads her white wings and takes flight into the air leaving behind a gust of wind. You wonder how you are supposed to listen to your sister when she can’t even talk, oh well.What now?>Explore the nest>Interact with your twin more>Look outside the nest>Explore the tree>Write in
>>40351133IZUNA DROP HERE WE GO
>>40351336Look outside the nest
>>40351336>>Look outside the nest
>>40351336>Explore the nest
>>40351336>Interact with your twin more
>>40351336>Explore the tree
>>40351336>>Interact with your twin more
>>40351336>Find something to write with, and some sort of paper.....so, do we actually understand what "mom" is saying?
>>40351336>>Explore the nest>>Interact with your twin moreGo together. Start becoming partners in crime early.
>>40351336>>Explore the nest>>Interact with your twin moreTogether forever!
>>40351447Seconded if it's possible
>>40351336>Explore the nest>Interact with your twin more
>>40351447Maybe we could arrange twigs into a messageAnd then mom lands on it when she gets back.
>>40351336 >Explore the nest >Interact with your twin more
>>40351336Calling and Writing. Looks like Twin-nest adventures are a go! What will we find?
>>40351640Is it bad that I read that as twincest?
>>40352166Yes, we're still babies, anon.[spoilers]Wait till we grow up some first.[/spoilers]
>>40351640You decide that the best course of action is to learn more about your new home, after all if this is your life now you’d best get accustomed to it. You lift yourself out of your sitting position with your little legs and into standing upright. It is, difficult to support yourself however you were always used to walking with weight so it shouldn’t be that hard. You stumble across the twigs and branches that make up the nest towards your twin sister, if you are going to have an adventure you’ll be damned if you aren’t going to drag your sibling along with you. You let out a resounding “Twit~! Chirp chee, chrirp~ tweet~!” to tell your sister to get up and follow you.“Coo~?”She tilts her head at this as she looks at you with a perplexed expression however she complies and raises to her feet.---Congrats! Your Twin Sister ____ has joined your party!---You look around the nest, it is actually quite large and the tree that it is settled in must be enormous for it to be able to fit here. It is roughly half the size of a four family home and constructed almost entirely of twigs, branches, straw and feathers. In some areas there are messes of matted ripped fur and feathers, you assume these to be resting areas and beds. You look back to where you first hatched over there you see three broken open eggs and one still intact one, hunh, that must be the youngest like mom was talking about earlier. You and your sister keep meandering around the nest until you come across another pile of feathers and fur, this one seems raised unlike the others and seems to be moving up and down. Weird.What do you do?>Jump into the pile of feathers>Go see if your younger sibling is close to hatching>Write in.
>>40352166we are like less than an hour old
>>40352232>Go see if your younger sibling is close to hatching
>>40352232kill your siblings; eliminate the competition
>>40352166 It was supposed to read like that anon, that's the joke. And no, its not going to happen, don't bring it up.
>>40352232>>Go see if your younger sibling is close to hatching
>>40352232>Jump into the pile of feathers
>>40352259I hope our oldest sister is a lot nicer than you.
>>40352259No, bad anon. Killing family is wrong.
>>40352232>Go see if your younger sibling is close to hatchingThe pile is likely sleeping, best not to wake it up.
>>40352259This isn't RESharkgirl, anon.
>>40352232>>Jump into the pile of feathersWee!
>>40352232>Go see if your younger sibling is close to hatchingMaybe if we hug the egg we will help her or something.
>>40352353I think you're thinking on RE:CrocodilegirlShark's actually protect their young
>>40352232Calling and Writing. Surprised you anons were able to restrain yourselves.
>>40352487Mom told us to leave the youngest alone, so obviously we're gonna do the opposite.
>>40352486I think its' bullsharks that actively eat their other siblings while in the womb... I might be wrong about the type, but I know there is a species that does that.
>>40352622Re:MerShark Quest when?
>>40352716Fine fine I'll get to work on it
>>40352232You look over at your twin sister, who tilts her head quizzically at you. You could jump into this soft pile of fur and feathers but something tells you that whoever is sleeping in it would probably be upset with the rude awakening. Instead you decide to leave the breathing pile of fluff alone and meander back across the nest to where you hatched less than a few hours ago. Wait, how long has it actually been since you hatched? It was early morning when you first tumbled out into this world, but judging from the height of the sun on this cloudless day, you could guess that it is already around noon. How long has mom been gone? You shake your head and decide to go check out your youngest sibling.Coming back to the place of your birth there is a somewhat surreal feel to it. The area is especially soft, filled with cloth, fine straw, plenty of feathers and fur, most likely to soften the landing when you or one of your siblings hatched. Laying right there before you are the confines of yourself and your siblings. And there lying in the center is your youngest sister? Brother? Can harpys be male or is it some weird, only female species? Like in those doujins that you totally never read. You slide up to the egg of your youngest sibling, your twin sister looking at you apprehensively.“Chirp,” she twits at you as she stays outside of the nursery. How will you check the egg?>Try to help your sibling hatch, we want more family now>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush it>Start rolling the egg around the nest>Write in
>>40352869>Try to help your sibling hatch, we want more family now
>>40352869Running an errand really quick. I'll be back in time to call the vote.
>>40352869>>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush itDon't mess with shit that fragile.
>>40352869>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush itAfter all, we're not an actual child.
>>40352869>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush itHatching premature is all sorts of unhealthy, leave that shit to mom
>>40352869>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush it
>>40352869>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush itgentle touch
>>40352869>>Just check for a pulse or kicking? They aren’t moving so why rush it
>>40352869>lightly spread our wings over it, help it stay warm
>>40352869>Try to help your sibling hatch, we want more family nowThis is called brooderhood
>>40352869>Start rolling the egg around the nest"I can show you the world..."
>>40352869Calling the vote here and Writing.
>>40352869You approach the large marble egg and gently wrap your downy wings around it, easing yourself down onto the nursery floor so that you do not disturb the precious cargo inside, you press your ear up against its side. You listen for a little while and you think you can make something out *Thump, ThumpThump, Thump*. Yep, that’s a heartbeat all right. Your little sister/brother seems to be doing fine inside their milky white container. You take your head away from the egg and motion for your twin to come over with a “Chip~ Tweet, Chirp Chirp!” At first she doesn’t comply merely looking over in your direction with a look of worry on her face, but after a moment she gazes at the open sky, then back to you, then back at the sky, and back to you. And finally decides to make her way across the nursery floor and over to where you are warming the egg with your wings. She settles down on the soft floor on the opposite side of the egg and embraces it just like you are, listening to the heartbeat coming from the ivory capsule.She looks at you with a mixture of bewilderment and amazement, “Chirp, Cheep?” She asks. You really wish you understood bird, but you think she is asking if that is the sound of your kid brother/sister, so you bob your head in a nod. This seems to put a look of elation on your sister’s face as she snuggles up to the egg. The two of you embracing the egg with your downy white wings in the Mid-noon sun, the warmth of the nest, it is all very relaxing. You let out a small yawn and your sister returns the gesture.>Take a nap, after all you have had a busy day so far. [D]>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets back>Go back and jump in that pile of feathers>Write In
>>40353567>>Go back and jump in that pile of feathersWake up big bro/sis/dad!
>>40353567>Go back and jump in that pile of feathers
>>40353567>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets backEAT YOUR EGGSHELL! GAIN CALCIUM! GET STRONK!
>>40353567>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets backTime to find the stuff, then bury ourselves under it
>>40353567>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets backSo, exactly how bird are we?Hatchling with human head, or toddler with wings? Or somewhere in between?
>>40353567>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets back
>>40353685Our limbs are bird and we're covered with fluff. Still we have a fully human face.
>>40353567>Take a nap, after all you have had a busy day so far. [D]
>>40353685Pretty sure we're this much bird atm.
>>40353567>>Take a nap, after all you have had a busy day so far. [D]
>>40353685Pretty much what >>40353702 said. Your body is human and your extremities are avian. You have bird legs, bird wings, and a tailfan of fluff. >>40353754Is probably the most accurate for a picture but you have a more tanned hue of skin and your flight feathers don't exist yet.
>>40353567Oh yeah, Calling and Writing.
>>40353567>Go explore more, you can rest after mom gets backI just want to eat some delicious raw meat
>>40353857>delicious regurgitated meat.Silly anon, we don't have teeth yet and our gullets aren't large enough to swallow meat whole.
>>40353857Actually, it's reasonably cooked, having been in an acid bath.
So what's beneath that pile of feathers?Our abducted father?
>>40353567You shake yourself awake, feathers puffing out as you make an attempt to keep from falling asleep. You look over at your sister, across the egg from you. Her eyelids are already drooping as she lets out another yawn, she is looking close to passing out.You let out a loud “CHIRP!” to rouse her from her slumber and she flinches as she finds herself awake once more. The two of you can’t fall asleep yet, there is still so much left to see! You can wait until Mom gets back with the food, and then with food in your belly, you can go into a sweet slumber. You still have a section of the nest to explore that you haven’t yet, and you want to check it out.You make your way to the far end of the nest, there is a barrier of twigs, mud, and branches here that separates this into a type of room, away from the other portions of the nest. Behind you, your sister toddles on, barely keeping awake as she trudges on her feet chirping weekly in protest as you reach the threshold. From the entranceway you can see a very large pile of feathers and fur, it doesn’t seem to be moving so you doubt anyone is in there. You also see a bag of some sort, it reminds you of an old timey nappsack, there also appears to be what looks to be two treasure chests near the outside wall of the nest.Dare you enter?>Yes, go check out the “bed”>Yes, go check out the bag>Yes, go check out the chest (Left or Right)>No, Mom might come home soon>Write in
>>40354136>Yes, go check out the “bed”
>>40354136>Yes, go check out the bagYES SWEET LOOT
>>40354174>stealing from your parents>>40354136>Yes, go check out the “bed”
>>40354136>Yes, go check out the bag
>>40354136>>Yes, go check out the “bed”A better place to pass out in!
>>40354136>>Yes, go check out the “bed”
>>40354136>>Yes, go check out the chest (Left)Time to play with momma's clothes.
>>40354136>Yes, go check out the bagThe best way to explore a cavity is to insert oneself into said cavity.
>>40354136Calling, Tallying, and Writing.
Was your regular name and trip permabanned?
>>40354534He would be banned for ban-evasion if he admitted something like that silly anon.
>>40354534Nah, he's had this for a while.He just hasn't run in a while.
>>40354136Your eyes light up, there it is, your haven, the largest, comfiest, softest bed in the whole house. The parent’s bed. Long ago in a distant land, when you were human, you remember entering your parent’s bed whenever you were having a nightmare or feeling sad and it was always the perfect way to get a good night sleep. You stand in the doorway waiting for your twin to catch up as her talons drag across the straw floor. Then with your wing you point towards the pile of fluff that is your parent’s bed. Her eyes light up with renewed vigor as she enters the room as quickly as her little legs can carry her headed for the pile of assorted furs and feathers. Throwing herself into it with a Puff as little bits of free down and hairs go flying everywhere.It isn’t long before you to cross your parent’s room to join her seeking comfort in the cool pile of animal coverings. It feels like you are on a cloud, the softness of the “bed” is comparable to that of your mother holding you in her wings, possibly even comfier. You snuggle up to your sister who has already fallen asleep in the pile. Your eyes grow heavy as you snuggle up against your twin. You can barely move your limbs as you wrap them around her, clutching her like a big stuffed bear you won at a carnival. She returns the grasp in her sleep, adding her own wing feathers to the multitudes of fluffy comfort surrounding you. Your eyes droop, you let out a yawn, and you drift slowly off to dream land.Roll me Dice 1d100 linked to THIS POST.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>40354756
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>40354756
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>40354756
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>40354756
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>40354756
>>40354779So close>>40354781>>40354783Not even close>>40354786>>40354805If only you rolled earlier.
>>40354852So it's best of three?
>>40354852A dc80 check for a baby, What the fuck did you expect? It's a high dc
>>40354901That was established a lot further up, anon.
>>40354901Yes, Best of 3.>>40354959Hmmm? The DC was 70. The Best Quality DC was 80.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>40354971It's dice+1d100 in the option field
>40354901>40354959>sorry, I'm an idiot.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>40355018oh my god.
>>40355018Wow.You fucked that up down AND all around.
>>40354971>>40355018>>40355043Welcome to /tg/
>>4035495980 DC in the bo3 is close to 50%.It's difficult since we will probably fuck up half of the time but its definitively not high.
This is a cute quest.
>>40355299Yup, It's gonna be bloody daaaw worthy
>>40355043We were all new once, welcome to /tg/.>>40355113Yep. >>40355299Thanks, I try. At least for now. Babies should be cute.
>>40354756Your sleep is, uneventful to say it in the best terms, you don’t have any dreams, but I guess that’s better than having a nightmare. While you sleep you find yourself in an inky blackness and before you know it you are awake again. Your eyes slowly flutter awake and you find yourself rested and recuperated you awake still in your parent’s room in the pile of MAXIMUM FLUFFY, with your sister still clutching onto you with her wings, snuggling up against you. You can feel her short breaths brushing against you feathers as she nestles in closer to you. Then out of the corner of your eye you catch a glimpse of something. Something large and tan, with white fuzzy… oh. It’s your mother come back from her hunt. Is she going to be upset? You hear heavy panting, oh god, she is totally upset that you were in her bed. You turn to get a better look. You see your mother with the biggest grin on her face, she seem elated, apparently enraptured by the cute scene of her twin daughters asleep on her bed. If she had a cellphone she would probably be taking dozens of photos right now, but you don’t think this world has that level of technology. You start to stretch and yawn, turning over causing your sister to jostle in her sleep, futilely attempting to hold onto you with her wings, her soft down failing to find purchase as you move.1/2
>>40355330and then we am become phoenix or some other awesome bird monster, and a friend who is also a high perch
>>40355345“Oooh, its ok. You don’t need to wake up for mama.” Your mother says in a hushed tone voice, filled with caring and worry as she stretches out her wing to caress the top of your head. Sadly, you are already awake and you can’t help but look up at her with a little smile on your face. “Are you hungry? Mama, brought back food for you and your sister.” She says in the same tone of voice apparently attempting to not wake your twin. Your stomach rumbles with her question, but how do harpys feed their young? And is it really something you want to find out?>Food, need food. So Hungry.>On second thought, who needs food I mean it’s not that important.>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.>Write in
>>40355366>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.
>>40355366>Food, need food. So Hungry.carefully extricate ourself from our twin
>>40355366>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.Maybe watch her eat first. Learn how it's done, and be prepared for how horribly disgusting it might end up being.
>>40355366>>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.>"Hey!"
>>40355390And then, as we grow up, force the food we find too disgusting to eat beyond what we absolutely need onto our twin. We'll be the dominant twin AND the thin one.
>>40355366>Food, need food. So Hungry.
>>40355366>>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.SACRIFICE THE TWIN
>>40355366>>Wake twin. She was the one crying for food earlier anyways.Nudge twin with elbow
>>40355422Or we could not be a giant fucking asshole and be the best goddamn sister ever and do twin shenanigans with her
>>40355463is it just me being salty or have a lot of /tg/ quest players thrown intelligence out the window
>>40355507You're being a bit salty that you're idea to be a dick got shotdown
>>40355507I agree. We need intelligence so bad. even though some weirdo in the first thread was all like, muh rationality
>>40355532it wasn't my idea anon, Personally I think the idea was terrible, neither smart nor kind
>>40355532Friend, I know sarcasm doesn't translate well, but this bears stating.>The Joke^llll>Your head
>>40355507>or have a lot of /tg/ quest players thrown intelligence out the windowHave you seen the bleach questers? We look like goddamn geniuses to the regular's in those
>>40355463...despite the word 'force' in there, it's not actually mean to give our sister some of our food, if she likes the food and wants to eat it. Like Mickey in those old commercials that oh god what am I saying this is the internet no one remembers that commercial.
>>40355588I havent seen that quest, but now I really dont want to
>>40355366>Food, need food. So Hungry.I just wanna eat and then ask about that spooky pile of feathers
>>40355588>Implying we're not, relatively speaking
>>40355617Oh the quest is usually good it's just the questers can be as dense as a block of cement sometimes
>>40355366Calling HERE and Writing.>Actual discussion/shitposting going on in a quest of mine.Wow, this feels good. I should do this more often.
>>40355654huh, that doesnt seem to bad I was more referring to as an example OWQ, "Let's try to solo four outsiders" "yeah!" and things ending predictably poorly. this seems to have occured in a few quests
>>40355703Christ that's pretty bad, They usually don't get THAT dense also Improvaizen usually has quite some intelligent quester's for a bleach quest surprisingly
>>40355736That's cause Aizen is the main character.And being Aizen requires some modicum of intelligence.
>>40355656so when does this quest run
>>40355802Helps that Aizen is well read and has ungdly luck. Also help the qm has shit luck in roll against.>>40355862Thursdays usually.
>>40355366You figure the best way to find out how harpys feed their young is by having a test subject take the fall in your place. And who better than your twin? After all she was the one who cried out for Mom to go get the food in the first place. You turn away from your mother and begin making your way over to the sleeping form of your twin sister, she is still nestled quite snugly into the bed and the feathers in front of her faces shift with each tiny breath. Your mother makes a noise as if to call out to try to stop you but you sit down next to your sister’s sleeping form and nudge her with your wing. She kicks idly in her sleep her talons pushing fur and feathers around as you nudge her more and more, poking at her face with your wings. She grumbles and her eyes flutter open. She grimaces and lets out a rather unhappy “Tweeeeet…” as she begins to right herself in the bed. Sitting up on her legs, she looks at you unhappily before realizing that mom is in the room, at which her expression changes rapidly to joy as she hurriedly gets up and waddles over to Mom’s wing. Chirping and twitting for what you can only assume is begging for food. “Ok, ok, don’t worry, Mama brought home plenty for my little chickadees.” She tuts as leans over and nuzzles your sister. “Now come on, we don’t eat where we sleep, out of Mama and Papa’s room.” She finishes as she begins escorting your sister out. You follow closely behind, back into the main nest.1/2
>>40356157Back in the main nest you notice that there are two large leafs, they remind you of Palm leafs, but broader, near the center of some of the more branch based flooring. One is covered in bones, fur, some strange diamond like scales, and various other bits of guts and viscera. Normally this would creep you out or put you off but for some reason you think little of it. The other leaf is filled to the brim with finely diced raw meat you look worriedly at the pile. What exactly did mom hunt to acquire this much meat? Also is the pile moving slightly? “Go ahead little ones, your mother worked hard for this one.” You mother says with a bit of pride in her voice looking over the meal she hunted and prepared for her little ones.With that your sister lets out a happy chirp and heads over to the pile of what could best be described as raw hamburger, and begins greedily chowing down, sticking her face into the pile and biting chunks out of the meat.Uhhh….>Dig in, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.>Maybe you should just skip out on this…>Wait, was that movement coming from the other side of the pile?>Write in
>>40356184>Dig in, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
>>40356184>Wait, was that movement coming from the other side of the pile?
>>40356184>Wait, was that movement coming from the other side of the pile?Are we going to learn fire magic purely to cook our own food?
>>40356184>>Wait, was that movement coming from the other side of the pile?
>>40356184Just try a single piece.
>>40356184>Maybe you should just skip out on this…
>>40356251Does magic even exist in this world?
>>40356184>>Wait, was that movement coming from the other side of the pile?Fussy mode activate
>>40356184>>Dig in, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
>>40356251Maybe anon.>>40356283Go big or go home, you baby.>>40356305Yes, like all the other Re:Quests Magic does exist in this world. Usually you are either born with it, or you evolve into it, but there are pockets of condensed mana that form "Magic Stones" which can be used to control different elements.
>>40356184Calling HERE and Writing.
>>40356184>Dig in, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.Are we really going to show weakness infront of our sister after showing her we're tthe better twin?
>>40356379>>40356184I'm surprised you didn't pull the whole regurgitated food thing. We're newborns, afterall.
>>40356526Kinda glad he didn't tbh
>>40356379what made you decide on a female main character
>>40356526>>40356548Well.Thought he would too.Then I realized he can't.We don't have a beak with which we can induce vomiting.
>>40356569at this point, it's tradition.
>>40356251Orrrr, we could just light a fire with fling and steel or a couple sticks (jk, we were a fat 15 year old. I doubt if we even know how to cook)
>>40356569All RE:quests have female protags, It's tradition
>>40356526 I originally struggled between deciding between regurgitation and breast feeding then realized I wanted neither in my quest. So I went with option C, making things into fine mush for little ones>>40356569Tradition, every other Re:Quest had female leads.>>40356577Another reason I didn't do regurgitation!
>>40356251I'd rather go thunderbird tbh
>>40356644plasmahawk, we have all the energized matter! (lame name i know, but i have no idea what to call it)
>>40356184>Maybe you should just skip out on this…Ironically anorexic former fatty go!!! (there is no way this won't result in drama, why isn't my baby eating ect)
>>40356721We need to have issues guize, issues with food and self image, we absolutely cannot be allowed to get remotely fat again. Which means we must starve then overcome our eating disorder with the help of family intervention
>>40356716>>40356725Nah Jin's already doing that, I'd rather try out thunder/black harpy tbh
G-guys can we have some twin sense? It's like spider sense, but only works when our sister is in danger.
I'm aiming for apocawlark.
>>40356964And don't forget that we can do twin shenanigans aswell now!
>>40356725Jin comes to mind, of course plasma does not necessarily mean stars.>>40356964We are best sister.
We must cuddle and coddle the fuck out of our sister.Even though she's older.
>>40357030We're obviously the older sister!And yes we must cuddle with her everynight
>>40356964>>40357001>>40357030>>40357053inb4 harpy version of Zach and Ephram.
>>40357104I dont think we want to be that attached, or competitive. at least i dont, cant speak for everyone else though.
>>40357104We are except it's complimenting each other on who is the better hunter>Someone asks us which is the better hunter>"Sister is of course!" "No no it is you of course sister"
>>40356184You continue to eye the pile of unclassified meat warily, after all you remember being told in the past that eating raw meat could make you ill, or have parasites, or worse. Your sister on the other hand is greedily chowing down into the pile of pink viscera sitting in the middle of the nest. The meat seems to move down on her side as it falls in place to replace what she greedily gobbles up. Wait, was that why the pile was moving earlier? You walk across the branches on the floor talons dragging slightly as you make your way to the other side of the quivering meat pile, you hear a the noise of chewing and messy eating coming from your sister and the other side. As you make your way around you find yourself face to feathers with yet another harpy, who appears to be about four years old in appearance. This one looks like mom as well but, different, she has tan skin like mom, and the majority of her feathers are downy white in plumage, however you can see small flight feathers starting to make themselves known which have a brown hue, her hair is to her shoulders and it is a shiny wavy light brown, her face, hair, and plumage are all stained red with blood as she takes another large bite from the pile. She chews the meat happily for some time before realizing you are there, at which time she swallows with a large gulp.“Oh? You must be lil’ sis. Are you one or two?” She tilts her head quizzically as she asks you this. Her front stained with the blood and bits of gore from mom’s kill.1/3
>>40357154Sounds like it would escalate to become the most Canadian argument.
>>40357216You take a small step back, unsure what to make of the situation. Not only are you a twin, but you also apparently have an older sister as well? How big is your family? And where is little chick number 3? You saw three hatched eggs back in the nursery?“Cherp” you say as if that means anything to your older sister, you can’t talk. How do her and mom know English when all you and sis can do is twit and tweet? “Ah, fresh hatch, from today. Don’t worry little sis’ you’ll get the hang of our language soon enough. In the meantime dig in. Mom worked hard to bring back more than enough for us.” Your sister explains with a happy tone in her voice motioning with her wing to the pile of meat.2/3
>>40357244You approach warily, after all this is raw meat, this stuff is dangerous! What mother would allow her kids to eat this? You take another step towards the pile, your mouth beginning to salivate as your stomach growls out in anticipation. And aren’t birds supposed to regurgitate? Or are you human in feeding? Isn’t that supposed to involve nursing? Another step closer and you are before the meat pile looming over the ground up mystery animal. What animal is this anyways? What kind of animal has both scales and fur? You dip your head down and sink your teeth greedily into the pile, blood flows down your chin and your throat as you take up a large bite of the flesh, chewing it a few times before swallowing. It is delicious, better than any medium rare stake you had at a restaurant, better than every McDonalds hamburger, better than any eat you can remember. You chow down as much as you can, filling your little baby bird stomach. Next to you your older sister, returns to her meal as well, with your twin munching down on the pile on the opposite side from you. Mom looks on wing covering a happy smile as she tuts on with joy at watching her family eat her kill.One big happy family.------------That's all for tonight folks. Sticking around for Q&A as per usual. Thanks for showing up.
>>40357272>tfw no big harpy family
>>40357272thanks for running
>>40357272Thanks for running! Really enjoyed it!
>>40357272Nice job again Sigil.And thank you for noting the importance of female protagonists in RE quests.Only male lead in RE is in the light novel, and we don't talk about him.
>>40357365>REwhat is thing
>>40357453the source material RE:Monster is a light novel
>>40357453Source material for all of these quests is a light novel/manga called RE:MonsterHence why all the quests have RE in the front.Light novel is pretty shit, manga is okay.
>>40357310Damn, missed out on a really good pun there.>>40357316>>40357330You're welcome random citizens.>>40357365Don't remind me of him. Please. It had such promise, then the elves...For those of you wondering I plan on running every Tuesday from 3-3:30 EST to 10-11EST. Mondays, Fridays, and Sundays being optional days if I feel up to it. I will try to do at least 2-3 threads a week.
>>40357104I want us to be pic related but not orphan or mutilated or male>>40357272thks for running
>>40357577So you don't want us to be your pic.
>>40357690He wants us to be adorable siblings who do crazy shit.A panty and stocking picture would have been more acurate (and that's saying something).
>>40357797He wants one of us to betray the other in a terribly executed last-second plot twist that heralds the death of the series?
>>40357797Please anon, don't give me ideas. I like writing cutesy and neither you or the twin are bitchy enough to be panty. You are both gluttonous enough right now to be Stocking but that's just growth spurts.>>40357839Kek
>>40357690More like two talented and distinguishable sisters with deep respect for each other.
>>40357953>this is what gainaxians actually believe
>>40348641Ah shoot, I'm late to the party.
>>40357953Heh, talented, right. The dice decide that shit.>>40358165Well, anon. I'm still around if you want to ask questions. Please do. I'm not tired yet but I felt this was a good spot to end tonight.
>>40358469You could do it at the end of this quest like the screwhues of old who once dwelled in that one snake thing nobody cares about.
>>40358716I'm still around, you know. Doing my own quest now. I'll write you a fic if you guess which one!
>>40358772uuum... either space whale or snowbold?
>>40358792Funny you talk about space whales, but nah, that ain't me.
>>40358855Lotus? Who's he again? Is he the one that runs snowbold? I haven't really been following snowbold.
>>40358855Wait no sorry thought you meant you were doc, Read it wrong my bad
>>40358875Yeah he runs RE:Kobold quest
>>40358878If he's that guy who ran that abomination that snek quest became he should stop.
>>40358989Oh fuck, Kap? Fuck no. That was a total mess.>>40358901Neat. I'll give you a hint: It's not a RE quest, but it does involve monster girls! Good luck with that, I'm probably over staying my welcome now. Cya.
>>40359031>but it does involve monster girls!Oh god you're Turboteady aren't you......Stop putting you're fetish (Giant fucking tits) in your quest, Also smut belongs to /d/ not /tg/
>>40359031Oh hey it's Chest-chan, you were here last thread.
>>40359031Lamia legacy or everyday monster (which stopped) So the first one.
>>40359157Oh, unless you don't mean right now.In which case, I hope >>40359127 and not >>40359083
>>40359127Hey, We have a winner! Sorry for turning this into a bit of a game, I couldn't pass the opportunity.So, I guess you won the prize...Or something. If you want me to write a story for you feel free to drop ideas here or the next thread of mine or whatever. Or take a screenshot of this and get in touch with me on twitter. Or any number of things. I actually have no idea what the fuck I'm doing right now.Apologies.
>>40359083Actually smut quests always get sent to /tg/ also whats wrong with tits? You're not a pedophile that slings that flat shit are you?
>>40359248It would be acceptable, if he wasn't such a shitty writer.It gives off that whole room full of monkeys with typewriters vibe.>>40359237Don't be sorry.Threads over, and we're in autosage.Plus, I like you.
>>40359248>flat shitI did not have a thing for DFC harpies until this page.
>>40359248No it's just that he runs three quests and he's shoving giant fucking ridiculous sized ones at usAlso his quest attracts all kinds of shitposteres, /D/eviants and trolls