>>40349608
[2/2]
You watch the flow of mana for a while and feel a steady amount of power flow into the sphere before it permeates out in a much more subtle manner to the outer edges of the crab. It's not hard to guess that this is the thing keeping the crab on fire. After a minute you feel the amount of mana increase in the sphere only to be channeled out to release outside the body a moment later. At a guess Crab'thulu has started using other fire magics. Underwater... Those are probably really impressive to see! You're momentarily jealous of the people you left outside until you realize they're probably the targets of said magic.

>Swim into the random currents and try to stab something in the orb
>Try to disturb the orb by pressing mana into it. <specify amount: a little, a good amount, CHOKE ON IT>
>Feel out a moment where the intake is higher to push mana into it. <specify amount: a little, a good amount, CHOKE ON IT>
>Do some other magic lizard thing <specify>
>Do something else!
>This is dangerous, let's go back to the muscle pillar room

>>40349619
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re:%20Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX

You can ask me questions in my off time here:
ask.fm/LambQM (only answered one question though)

>>40349608
I was literally just thinking to myself "I wonder if Lamb is running soon" around 5 minutes ago.

>>40349732
same for me 2 seconds ago.

>>40349619
>Do some other magic lizard thing <specify>
STEAL ITS MAGIC!

this is fire mana, which will work better on the our burny rock

>>40349619
>>Try to disturb the orb by pressing mana into it. <specify amount: CHOKE ON IT>

>>40349619
>>Try to disturb the orb by pressing mana into it. <specify amount: CHOKE ON IT>

Teach this crab what the motherfucking sun is

>>40349619
>>Try to disturb the orb by pressing mana into it. <specify amount: CHOKE ON IT>

>>40349619
>Try to disturb the orb by pressing mana into it. <specify amount: a little, a good amount, CHOKE ON IT>
It's an orb of fire magic right?
Give it all of our fucking sun mana

>>40349608
Choke on it levels require a roll!
Roll 1d100

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>40350073

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>40350073

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>40350073
PRAISE THE SUN!

>>40350152
>>40350083
Fuck, we definitely just rolled perils of the lizard.

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>>40350083
>>40350152

>>40350182
Suddenly birds, birds Everywhere!

>>40350182
Hahahaha. ahhhh

>>40350073
88 77 8
>writing

>>40350152
Double Khorne? what are you doing here?

>>40350220
A long time ago you tried to push all of your mana out of one point so as to help with focusing. Also you're pretty sure breathing fire is pretty damn awesome. As you recall you set yourself on fire with that attempt. You're probably better than that by now. You condense the pool of mana in you and concentrating force it out in a fine stream. At first just a trickle, then as you feel the pull of mana the ball of flame constantly exudes greedily hoover up the mana. So you crank up the volume as high as you can take it without setting yourself on fire. Okay maybe a little past where you're on fire.

You know suns. And this sir is no sun. It doesn't even feel like a sun. You can help with that though!

Around halfway through your mana reserves, a surprisingly small amount for a crab this tiny, you hear a crack that's audible even through the roaring of moving and burning water in front of you. Tenatively you turn off the nearly visible flow of mana you've been releasing in a reptilian roar. There's an irregularity in the sphere now. Kinda of a bump. Or a swelling on the surface of the sphere on the side you've been pumping into. You feel the mana shift inside it and realize that maybe you shouldn't be standing quite so close to a disrupting ball of destructive mana.

Then the ball explodes and you're bathed in a seemingly unending torrent of flame.

[1/3]

>>40350756
---
Outside
---
You instinctively swim back away as you feel something change in the crab. The fat *#)$ is giving you no end of trouble. It's great. Both you and Natty have spent more energy and lost more to it than any other fight you've had since you evolved. And everytime you've felt this shift it meant the stupid crustacean was pulling out a new trick. It doesn't help that the crab suddenly stopped being on fire, which you doubt is the fault of your poison.

Over the past several minutes the poison you've been leaking has finally started doing its job. Whatever else Sunny has been doing inside has also seriously hurt the number of limbs the crab can use against you as it is struggling to hold itself off the seafloor.

The new trick this time though must have backfired. Crab'thulu screams in pain as the surface of the crab, no longer hidden by water ignoring flame begins to bubble and boil. A moment later a pillar of flame explodes out of the surface of the crab. Water boiling off instantly and widening the crack in the crab's armor. You can barely make out a second tongue of flame from the underside of the crab. Apparently the pillar went both ways. Somehow you think Sunny was involved.

As quickly as it appeared the fire dissipates and water surges into the new space. There's a hole almost big enough for you to squeeze into. How kind of your favorite daughter to make an entrance for you. You'll just have to widen it a little.

The crab let's out a piteous moan as you swim down to resume your assault.

[2/3]

>>40350783
[3/3]
---
Inside
---
Are... are you dead? You can feel yourself, that's good. But why do you feel like you're floating. Dying didn't feel like floating last time. Okay it did toward the end. You really hope you aren't dead. It's so fricking dark in here.

You poke at your glow until it turns back on. Around you is the burnt smoking ruin of the mana focusing chamber. The spherical cavity at least a few feet wider in all directions than it was when you entered it. You must have turned off your own glow when you entered the well of light from the crab's mana.

The last thing you remember is a lot of fire mana coming at you. Looking down you can see a hole that appears to lead outside the crab and down to the seafloor. Huh. That's a thing. You look around and spot the massive hole behind you, the opening several times wider than is necessary for you to fit through and all of it burnt black. You mentally draw a line between the two holes in the crab and find yourself in the center of it. HOW FIREPROOF ARE YOU?!

>Time to exit
>Follow the hole that goes up.
>Go check the muscle room again.
>Other?

>>40350809
>Time to exit

>>40350809
>Go check the muscle room again.

>>40350809
>Other? Carve "Sunniva was Here" into the wall
>Follow the hole that goes up.

>>40350809
>Follow the hole that goes up.

>>40350809
Going up
>writing

>>40350809
Hot damn, Sunny has like A+ Fire Resistance

>>40351081
We kept setting ourselves on fire, of course we became fire resistant.

Hopefully our new aquatic friend wasn't caught up in the blast

You know, if we just effectively caused the equivalent of a Type 2 Supernova with that reaction, we probably could have created a magical singularity/black hole by upping the mana draw that we noticed to begin with. Presumably this would either drain the world of mana, and probably kill us all and fuck over the oceans here.

>>40351294
It wasn't a supernova. What?

So... Personally, I'd count that as a weak point. And that was definitely some pretty massive damage.

>>40351094
At this point, it's not because of evolutions.
The tissue's just to charred to burn more.

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>>40351038
You can distantly mana still pulsing through the crabs body, moving to other locations further distant from you. Too weak to have been felt while the fire mana was right THERE. Judging from the sounds around you the heart is still going to. So the crab ain't dead yet.

You decide to head up the more vertical of the two holes you made and see if this hole leads to any other important organs. But first you have something important to do. Swimming over to the charcoal wall that used to be crab flesh you carefully dig into it repeatedly with your knife. After a minute's work you sit back and check your work.

SUNNY WOZ HERE

That looks right. You head up.

There's not far to go before you find yourself in the entrance room. The damage from your entry has been fully repaired, and you realize it's probably a good thing you just punched a couple holes in this crab so you have alternate exits. In more exciting news the ring of flesh keeping you out of the brain room is burnt crispy. And so is the flesh past that. Okay well you have access to the brain anyway, even if the hole is rapidly healing. If there's any brain left that is.

You swim up into the hole and are barely through when the hole below you flexes closed. You look around for something that looks like a brain and find a quartet of things that look like brains, all seperated by a mass of scar tissue hanging from the ceiling.

>You've got half a tank left. Let's hurt ourselves for burnination
>Fill the tank for a couple minutes, then burninate
>Do something else magically, get creative <specify>
>Have sword and knife, will hack and stab
>Delicious brains
>Other?

TIME TIL MOM FINISHES THIS FOR YOU: Too soon for your tastes

>>40351561
It was the equivalent, we overloaded a manasphere to the point where it could no longer keep that mana contained, resulting in it violently venting off. Thats the same process by which suns explode normally, the only difference being the scale of it.

>>40351599
I doubt the god lizard snuck inside of this crab ever.

>>40351633
>Delicious brains

>>40351633
>Have sword and knife, will hack and stab
Need to finish fast before mom kill steals.

>>40351633
>Delicious brains
FULL ZOMBIE MODE!

>>40351670
>>40351713
You want mom to kill steal us?

>>40351633
You begin chewing on the brains, they are suprisingly delicious! As the crab spasms around you you let out a light chuckle, which then develops into a hearty laugh, which then develops into out of control hysterical laughter as you lose control of your bodily functions one after another. As you lie seizing repeatedly in the cavernous brain of crab'thulu, you begin to seriously regret not cooking your meal first. This regret is the last regret you ever have

>Reroll character.

Kuru is a bitch!

>>40351633
>Delicious brains

You got brains you gotta share them.

>>40351633
>>Do something else magically, get creative <specify>
Firestone + Knife. Impale in brains, ignite fire knife.

>>40351764
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SMUT DODGING FUCK KURU A BEST!

>>40351633
>find our way out, hook back up with Milly

>>40351633
>You've got half a tank left. Let's hurt ourselves for burnination
>Have sword and knife, will hack and stab
>Delicious brains

Full berserker status.
AKA: Rip and tear.

>>40351790
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

Kuru the lizard is perfectly fine, but I don't think you enjoy this kuru very much.

>>40351788
>>40351633
>Do something else magically, get creative <specify>
This
Dont just burn it, sear it. Heat based lobotomy.

>>40351670
>>40351713
>>40351784
>>40351814
We deal more damage faster with our weapons we stop to eat the brains we'll run out of time and/or pick up a disease. It's like you want mom to Partridge us.

>>40351764
>Not having us turn into Crab'thulhu as his mind overcomes our own
Do you even hue, bruh?

>>40351633
>Have sword and knife, will hack and stab

>>40351821
>caused by a prion found in humans

>>40351764
RIP AND TEAR
I need 3d100

>>40351860
That's really where I thought he was going with it. Settling for a prion disease crabs don't even carry then insulting best not-quite auntie? I'm not sure this is the same Hue we know and accuse of failing to write smut

Rolled 39, 97, 62 = 198 (3d100)

>>40351896

Rolled 14, 67, 85 = 166 (3d100)

>>40351896

Rolled 17, 11, 5 = 33 (3d100)

>>40351896
Yeah, we've known that he's not the same hue for a while.
His hue doesn't even compare.

Rolled 35, 5, 36 = 76 (3d100)

>>40351896
I FEEL THE CRAB OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

>>40351912
>>40351927
>>40351912
39, 97, 85

Let's hope mom wasn't the second one.

>>40351962
Shit.
Fuck it.

>>40351896
39 97 85
>writing

>>40351962
... I need another d100

>>40351633
>Have sword and knife, will hack and stab

Murder all the brains, holy shit, Mom stop killstealing!

Rolled 83 (1d100)

So, hey, what level of evo is Crab'thulhu on?

>>40351991
Fuck.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>40351991

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>40351991

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>40351991

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>40351991

>>40352010
2.
...He stockpiled a lot of points.

>>40351991
You pull out your weapons and jump into the nearest brain. You try to feed mana into your knife but just overpower it causing it to turn into a ball of unholdable fire that slips your grip and floats away. Ah, well you still have claws on that hand. You go to town, biting, slashing, ripping and tearing with every limb available to you. The crab brain is just delicious as the rest of the crab and you swallow chunks of it as you wallow in destruction. This is the most delicious murder you've ever committed.

The first brain is irrevocably damaged quickly and you start in on the second. About halfway through your stomach is full and you settle for tearing bits off with you mouth and spitting them out. One bite you stop as a light source other than you grabs your attention. For a moment you think it's your knife still floating about but its lodged itself into another brain and is slowly burning a hole into it. The new light source is a swelling red egg-like shape in the center of the room. A crustacean shape rapdily growing inside and pulsing with magic and light.

>Keep working on the brains. Quick before that finishes growing.
>Slash that thing open and get at what's inside!
>Time for lizard-splosion!
>Other?

Time to kill steal: 8 successes

>>40352300
>Keep working on the brains. Quick before that finishes growing.

>>40352300
>>Time for lizard-splosion!
LIZARD HU AHKBAR!

>>40352300
>Slash that thing open and get at what's inside!

>>40352300
>investigate egg shape
Not everything is necessarily a thing that needs to be killed

>>40352300
>Slash that thing open and get at what's inside!

>Keep working on the brains. Quick before that finishes growing.

>>40352300
Hm... guess I'm waiting for one of these options with two votes to get a third...

>>40352300
>>Time for lizard-splosion!

>>40352612
THAT WAS NOT ONE OF THE TWO

>>40352300
>Slash that thing open and get at what's inside!

>>40352644
That'll do liz. That'll do
I need 3d100

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>>40352627

I...I'm sorry I got here late for this vote and I did look before posting

>>40352681
Alright, alright. I'm sorry for yelling. You're fine anon.

Rolled 27, 97, 58 = 182 (3d100)

>>40352679
worst option go! kill steal away!

Rolled 16, 27, 84 = 127 (3d100)

>>40352679

Rolled 24, 73, 15 = 112 (3d000100)

>>40352679
Gotcha. Nat 3 incoming. Or three nat 1's. Either or.

God damn Captcha, you fuckup. Took forever to load.

>>40352719
>>40352744
>>40352765
27, 97, 84

damn slightly worse than last time. Why didn't we focus on the brains?

>>40352711
27 97 84
>writing

>>40352814
That thing bugs you. You give the brain another tear and fail to do much damage to it. Then you swim up and start cutting into the swelling glowy red thing. As you work you feel something inside shift and you get the feeling it noticed you.

A tear opens in the side beneath your claws and you wrench it open. Then you duck as a massive pincer punches through the space where your head was. You wrap arms around it and twist, pulling the thing inside the sack out, and at the same time being rewarded with a crack as the pincer tears off in your grip. The thing screeches and you paddle your tail to get some space and look at the new thing.

It's... well it looks like a tiny version of Crab'thulu. Three faces. A dozen massive pincer legs accompanied by even more normal legs. There's an odd umbilical still attaching it to the ceiling and as you watch the crab seems to swell in little pulses and puts on a foot of height. The arm of the claw you tore off detaching as a new smaller limb begins to grow in. It glares at you as well as it can.

DEIFIC REBIRTH BODY
CRAB'THULU

>Recover your dagger from the brain, maybe if you take some mana out of it it'll be grabbable
>Just go straight to the fight
>Go for that umbilical
>Lizard-splosion
>Hit it with its own claw!
>Other strategy!

Time til mom says hi: 7 successes

>>40353071
>Go for that umbilical

>>40353071
>Hit it with its own claw!

DEAD THINGS STAY DEAD

>>40353071
>Go for that umbilical

>>40353071
>Go for that umbilical

>>40353071
>>Go for that umbilical

>>40353071
>hug it!
Time to befriend crabthulite

>>40353071
>Go for that umbilical

>>40353071
Alrighty
3d100

Rolled 87, 69, 50 = 206 (3d100)

>>40353374

Rolled 85, 15, 63 = 163 (3d100)

>>40353374

Rolled 64, 95, 98 = 257 (3d100)

>>40353374

>>40353395
>>40353403
>>40353405
87, 95, 98

umbilical severed.

>>40353405
great job anon.

Rolled 5, 70, 29 = 104 (3d100)

>>40353374
It's no hug, but it'll do

>>40353413
Just doing my job, sir.

>>40353374
87 95 98
Mom gets the best roll of the round

Good job everyone
>writing

>>40353454
Gosh mom stop trying to ruin our fun!

>>40353454
You look at the smaller version of Crab'thulu. Saying smaller doesn't mean much it's still bigger than you, though not by much. The it gets another of those pulses of growth and is slightly bigger than you. You're not anything approaching an authority on crab god offspring phsyiology. But you're willing to be it can't grow from nothing. So there's obviously soething feeding it. Your eyes are dwarn to the cable connecting the crab to its larger self. Mystery solved! Maybe if you cut it the stupid thing will die too. Save you some trouble.

Crab'thulu figures out what you're doing and leaps at you, powering itself through the water toward you. You're unimpressed. Your tail whips back and forth rocketing you toward the cord, slowing only to step on the crab's face and push it back down, you feel a claw pop something and imagine you got one of its eyes.

As soon as the cord is in your hands you can feel movement through it. Power and slurry flowing down to the crab'thulu below as it tries to right itself. That's cute. You stretch the cord between your hands and bite through it. Immediately the entire room shakes as the larger body thrashes in pain, and below you the little one let's out an outraged cry before digging into one of the brains and disappearing. The remainder of the cord attached to it following it in.

A moment later the crab reappears with a group of little red crabs, in an explosion of its own gore. You can FEEL another part of the larger crab die as the brain is destroyed. The small crab'thulu makes agressive noises at you, posturing wildly before suddenly bursting into flame with a triumphant sound. It leaps at you again, defense forsaken in favor of a terrifying flaming blitz.

It'd be really scary, if you were any other lizard.
[1/2]

>>40353801
[2/2]
Crab'thulu probably expected you to try to flee its burning form and turn your back on it. It is disappointed as you plant your feet on the ceiling for leverage and put your claws in. The crab reaches you, and you plants a fist into its leading face. Chitin cracks and you feel your arm plunge into its face as the force of its attack adds to your own.

Then you take your arm out just quickly enough to avoid snapping pincers cutting it off and you push away from the now wailing crab. You wave your hand to free it of some burning crab flesh.

>Press the attack
>Deal with the adds before they get organized
>Do something magical <specify>
>Recover your dagger. It's floating around back in its normal shape now.
>Other?

Time til mom pops in: 4 successes

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>40353820
>Recover your dagger. It's floating around back in its normal shape now.

>>40353820
>Recover your dagger. It's floating around back in its normal shape now.

>>40353820
>>Recover your dagger. It's floating around back in its normal shape now.
How many brains left? 1?

>>40353867
1.5

>>40353535
You're the one stealing her boss fight!

>>40353820
>Press the attack

>>40353919
WE SAW IT FIRST!

>>40353820
Getting back the dagger.
Roll 3d100 and maybe we'll get the stupid thing turned on
Also if you want to swap the fire stone out for something else say so in your roll

Rolled 97, 25, 62 = 184 (3d100)

>>40354145

Rolled 93, 61, 9 = 163 (3d100)

>>40354145

Rolled 35, 81, 15 = 131 (3d100)

>>40354145
Soalr mana Out put!

>>40354145
97 81 62
>writing!

>>40354324
Hot damn.
TAKE THAT, MOM!

>>40354605
>>Beat it to the brain, figure out what's in there

You spot your knife back to its original form and floating toward the bottom of the room as crab'thulu runs into the last undamaged brain. His red crab friends are orienting on you but they seem slow and listless. You evade them easily and swoop down to grab your knife. This time you get the amount of mana right and the blade explodes with heat without becoming just heat.

Behind you Crab'thulu emerges from the brain, again a bit bigger. From the spot he emerged a dozen healthy blue ice crabs emerge as well. He repeats his earlier crabby taunt before condensing water around him into ice armor and leaping at you again, a new face turned toward you.

As your burning knife punges through flame ice and flesh into the crab's face, again allowing you to get arm deep in crab bits, you have to wonder how this crab ever got so large while being so stupid. It kinda makes you feel
bad.

For his part Crab'thulu reels away from you, snapping at the spot your arm used to be in. He backs up and you see his last face orient on the half damaged brain you were eating before he started growing in. His minion crabs
have oriented on you and are approaching with crabby speed.

>Beat it to the brain, figure out what's in there
>Just go for crab-thulu
>Fight the little crabs
>You've had it with these motherloving crabs in this motherloving crab. LIZARDSPLOSIONS!!!
>Other?

Mom made no progress this time!

>>40354605
>You've had it with these motherloving crabs in this motherloving crab. LIZARDSPLOSIONS!!!
WE AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

>>40354636
>>40354638
>>40354658
I'll count these I just didn't want that jacked formatting going up. Seriously what the hell.

>>40354655
>>You've had it with these motherloving crabs in this motherloving crab. LIZARDSPLOSIONS!!!

>>40354655
>>You've had it with these motherloving crabs in this motherloving crab. LIZARDSPLOSIONS!!!


SUNNIVA SUPERNOVA BLAST!

Lo we have become the death, destroyer of birds and crabs!

>>40354676
Alright.
Cool.
What word processor do you use?

>>40354691
It's notepad. The same notepad I've used for every other post. I've done nothing differently and suddenly it gives me crap. My jimmies are rustled

>>40354676

Kobold had that problem too. Did you have the text program half-screened when you copied it?

Also >Lizardsplosions

>>40354655
>You've had it with these motherloving crabs in this motherloving crab. LIZARDSPLOSIONS!!!

>>40354724
I saw. Thought it was weird since I've never had issues. If I start having issues I will become max rustled. I changed nothing about how I do this.

Five minutes left on the vote. I need something clear and amber colored to drink

>>40354762
...beer or soda?

>>40354813
yes

>>40354851
Fair.

>>40354762
Alright time for all those wonderful rolls you guys have been producing to suddenly stop. Because that's how lizards work
LIZARDSPLOSION
I need 2d100

>>40354813
>>40354851
Apple juice

Rolled 2, 66 = 68 (2d100)

>>40354885

Rolled 41, 49 = 90 (2d00100)

>>40354885
>>40354813
>>40354851
He means really means whiskey. He has a problem.

Rolled 38, 1 = 39 (2d100)

>>40354885
Good ole Apple Juice, the nectar of the gods. The good stuff, anyway, not that 'made from concentrate' junk.

Rolled 77, 100 = 177 (2d100)

>>40354885
rollin

Rolled 85, 27 = 112 (2d100)

>>40354885
rolling
>>40354914
fuck you!
>>40354916
god dammit you're too late.

>>40354914
So... Is the second roll mom?

>>40354914
>>40354916
this really hurts

>>40354895
>>40354897
>>40354914

Alright I kinda jinxed you guys there. If Droneposter wants to save mom from that 1, I'll let him be a 4th 2d100 roll I'll count.

>>40354972
Which I'm doing because that 100 right after a 1 pisses me right the hell off seriously wtf

But he better say the thing

>>40354972
At first I thought it was bad because Sunny was fucking up.
I don't wanna kill mom with fire.

>>40354994
>>40354972
Who or what is the droneposter?

>>40355017
I'm guessing it has to do with the quest with the bees.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>40354972

Here we go

>>40355017
That's the guy who always rolls while saying the thing. That's what I call him anyway. Dunno what he calls himself since he's an anon as far as I know.

I'm gonna start writing now.
>writing

Rolled 55, 10 = 65 (2d100)

>>40355054

And of fucking course my fucking phone misses the 2

>>40355054
>>40355081
You failed to say the correct line. Nice use of nametag though.

Rolled 11, 70 = 81 (2d100)

>>40354972
>>40355102
Actual drone poster here sorry I was playing a game It's cool if you use it.

Rolled 32 (1d47)

>>40355064
The thing

Am I him now?

Rolled 23, 81 = 104 (2d100)

>>40355064
FOR MOTHER!!

Really Lamb? Unless it's a tripfag you can't tell anyways and that's vague as hell.

>>40355146
I wanted to see how long it'd take someone to figure it out. For my own amusement.

I apologize I won't do it again.

>>40355161
He's gonna do it again.

>>40355161
Making us jump through hoops for a reroll is sadistic, dice are bad enough.

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>>40355102

I just started calling myself this because someone liked my heavy drone perspective in HQQ.

Never rolled in a quest before due to shitty internets and generalized anxiety disorder making me have panic attacks at the thought of fucking up. Y'know, like I did there.

>>40355161
Nah, it's cool. A quick search on a few threads in the archive provided all the clues needed, so it was all good fun.

>>40355064
You are tired of all these crabs. You're super tired of all these crabs. You have a solution for things you get really tired of fighting.

You push your pool down. With your newfound knowledge you have a prety good idea how this works. You explode into flames that water can't put out. You vision filling with the light of the sun as you try to condense it into lines and strike out at your enemies.

As your vision clears you shake your head trying to clear it of a headache and you look around. Well most of the fire crabs are dead. a couple of the ice crabs have melted. And Crab'thulu is missing. You look at the brain remaining and wait expectantly.

Crab'thulu explodes out of the brain like it did all the others. Ice and flame armor removed. You see the crab huff and puff water a bit preparing to use its new power.

>Just stab him in the face again.
>Deal with adds
>Magic! You're out. Try to pull in more!
>Other thing that will save you some trouble.

>>40355226
It's what I call the "for mother" guy. How confusing that you have chosen a similar moniker.

Also I just noticed you posted earlier in the thread before that too. Neat. I should pay more attention to names if they show up.

It'll warn me about Hue at least

>>40355245
>>40355194
Nah, I'll just either give you the reroll or not next time. No more hoops. I was being silly. Sorry

>>40355370
>>Just stab him in the face again.

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>>40355370
>Just stab him in the face again.

Fookin' prawns!

>>40355370
>Just stab him in the face again.
Getting tired of all yer bullshit.

>>40355370
>Just stab him in the face again.

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>>40355370
>Just stab him in the face again.

>I was being silly. Sorry
Aw, I liked it. Only reason I didn't post the answer was because I wasn't sure at first if you wanted a specific anon to post it or not.

>>40355370

>Just stab him in the face again.

Chose the name because one of the replies to the post in the pic mentioned they liked the "drone posts". Figured it was fitting enough.

I just realized our theme song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

Now we just need a nuclear wasteland

>>40355370
How to stab face. A book by lizard
I need a d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>40355580

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>40355580

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>40355580

>>40355596
>>40355580
face looks pretty stabbed to me

>>40355596
a masterpiece of stabbing

>>40355596
perfect.

well not perfect, perfect would be a nat 100, but you saved us from rolling dismally.

>>40355596
99
>writing

>>40355596
We just gave that crab a new asshole in the middle of its forehead.

>>40355621
>>40355596
oh wait. that was my roll. Go me.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>40355580
I know I'm late, but I like rolling. Sue me.

>>40355679
We follow rules here anon. I'll see you in lizard court.

>>40355639
You dash toward the crab, whipping yourself forward with your twil. Then the crab's mouth open and suction on par with the stuff the large one was capable of starts. You tumble once but right yourself. Then you plant your knife in-between its eye's just as the suction stops, probably to reverse into a blast of water. You stir the knife around a little and then step back from the oversized overhyped crab godling.

"I didn't really need the help, but thanks," you burble into the water. As one-liners go it's not great but you're working on short notice.

Crab'thulu falls back. Legs tangling on themselves as they struggle to keep the crab upright until it just falls in the center of the room with a loud wail. Then it starts glowing. The kind of glowing you saw in the fire orb earlier except with a lot more variety in the mana in it.

Huh.

>I'll be fine. Explosions are just fire right? Just fire?
>Maybe with the main body dead the floor is relaxed enough to pry yourself out?
>There's still a hole in the ceiling but it's half healed over. Claw out that way
>Tuck your head between your legs and kiss your tail goodbye
>Other?

Mom timer: Kinda moot now, but if it wasn't it still wouldn't be ticking

>>40355679
>>40355722
Everyone gets to the comebacks before me. Saves me effort I guess.

>>40355795
>There's still a hole in the ceiling but it's half healed over. Claw out that way

>>40355795
>I'll be fine. Explosions are just fire right? Just fire?

I'm sorry I have to push the button.

>>40355795
>There's still a hole in the ceiling but it's half healed over. Claw out that way

>>40355795
>Maybe with the main body dead the floor is relaxed enough to pry yourself out?
Time to hook up with Milly, and swim swiftly away as the underwater explosion goes off behind us.

>>40355795
Alright I need a d100

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>40355995
Luck be a lady.

Rolled 1 (1d00000100)

>>40355995
Last critfail of the day?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>40355995
rolling
>>40356004
Fucker,

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>>40356004
We did it team!

>>40356004
Are you proud of yourself anon?

>>40356004
Let's hope.
That's alright, we'll only be in a coma for the rest of our life.

>>40355995
42 21 1
>writing

>>40356004

...fuck, who died?

Or did we get rendered parapalegic? Lose a limb? Lizards can regrow those, right?

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>>40356076
We did, anon.
We did.

Pic (slightly) related

>>40356063
Crabs fall, everybody dies.

>>40356004
lol whut? that would of course get a 1...

>>40356043
I kinda was, but now that I realize there will soon be sad lizards, I feel terrible. Sunny shouldn't be sad. Ever!

Rolled 70 (1d000000100)

>>40356412
You know he does that everytime he rolls right?

>>40356063
You rocket up to the half healed ceiling and start burrowing like your life depends on it. The flesh is less resistant than the other stuff but getting through in a way so it seals behind you is hard. YOu ignore that and just dig.

You're not sure how much distance you've made from the brain chamber when you feel the crab rock. Then the world is filled with light and pain. Endless unceasing pain. Then darkness.

Ow...

>That's as far as we go tonight. When next we meet we find out how the lizard made out. Or I switch to a completely different character for a bit. Whichever pisses you off less. I'll update the char sheet for sure
>As for WHEN next thread is? I could run for a short amount of time on Thursday. Or we could wait until Saturday. We'll see which you prefer.
>Thanks for coming. Please stick around long enough to vote on a couple things. Also captcha took me four tries. I'm not cliffhanging to be an ass

Since we're getting close to evolving I want you guys' opinion as to where evolution goes next.
Can I get votes on these?

>More monstrous (bigger, meaner may mean gross physical changes)
>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)

>Short run Wednesday
>Wait to Saturday

>Temporary viewpoint switch (masochist option)
>Stick with lizard (also a masochist option but in a different way)

>>40356192
Are you even trying anymore?

>>40356439
She was sad that she had to be in the hole.
Besides, she won't be sad.
She'll be dead

>>40356192
Is that really the best you've got?

>>40356465
Evolution will still be mostly driven by what you earn I just want to know how many people I'm disappointing.

>>40356465
>>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)

We are an adorable happy lizard, bringing joy and adoration to all we encounter.
>Wait to Saturday
>Stick with lizard (also a masochist option but in a different way)
Gotta see it out man. Sunny is a tough cookie.

>>40356465
>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)
>Wait to Saturday
>Stick with lizard (also a masochist option but in a different way)

Inb4 moms takes us to the wizard to save us but we end up horribly deformed like the witch.

>>40356465
>More monstrous (bigger, meaner may mean gross physical changes)
Sunnyzilla

>Short run Wednesday
>Temporary viewpoint switch (masochist option)
Short thread from a different viewpoint.

>>40356521
Ugh, don't bring that up.
Disgusting and impractical, if you want my opinion.

>>40356465
>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)
>Wait to Saturday
>Stick with lizard (also a masochist option but in a different way)

>>40356551
I know we're saved, but at what cost?

>>40356465
>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)

>Short run Wednesday
>Temporary viewpoint switch (masochist option)

If you think you can conclude the viewpoint switch during the short session, then that might be nice. Otherwise maybe hold off until Saturday and stick with the shiny lizard that couldn't? That's my preference, but I'm good with whatever.

>>40356465
So long as there's a roughly equivalent increase in powers and stuff,
>Less monstrous
but if we can only git gud by being seemingly-scary monster lizard then
>More monstrous

>>40356465
>http://pastebin.com/dLa1ayJX
Ok is mom ok How shocked will they be at crabthulhu's defeat? Milly alright? Did we lose our loot?

>>40356506
>>40356521
>>40356522
>>40356551
>>40356566
>>40356621
>>40356665
Ah so you all like being Auntie sized. Got it. Well I hope you live with what you get.

I guess I'll run a probly short one Wednesday with the alt char if I think I have time. Keep an eye on twitter day of to find out. Lizard VP returns Sat.

>>40356744
Mom is in a condition of some kind. It was a group effort to beat the crab party all around. Milly is also in a condition. Your loot is in a condition all its own.

>>40356465
>More monstrous (bigger, meaner may mean gross physical changes)
>Wait to Saturday
>Stick with lizard (also a masochist option but in a different way)

It would've been cool to pick mini-thulu up, haul him onshore, and bring him home, still alive, as a trophy.

Of course, our family probably would have died in the explosion, but it would have been cool while it lasted.

>>40356465
>Less monstrous (maybe not as bigger, fewer phsyical additions if any)